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San Jose Police Chief: The Suspected Murderer of an American Woman Was Shielded From Deportation by Sanctuary Policies Six Times
Monday, San Jose police arrested 24-year-old Carlos Eduardo Arevalo Carranza for the murder of 59-year-old Bambi Larson. Police believe Carranza stalked the victim before breaking into her home and stabbing her to death. Her body was discovered by her son and a co-worker after she didn’t show up for work.... This is far from the first time Carranza has been arrested.... [Remorseless record of criminality omitted.] If you've lost count, that’s 10 arrests after he was deported. Six of those times, ICE asked the police to hold Carranza so they could pick up this homeless drug addict rather than have him be released back onto the streets. But according to Chief Garcia, police ignored those detainer requests because of sanctuary policies. "Let me be clear, we are here to protect and embrace our otherwise law-abiding undocumented residents. We are not here, nor should we be here, to shield admitted gangsters or violent criminals regardless of immigration status," GarciaFrankly, that sounds like he's making excuses, trying to preserve the sanctuary policy while also claiming that if the police psychically predict they're holding a future murderer, they should ignore the sanctuary policy.
said.
Paul Kelly, the head of the San Jose Police Officers Association, told KPIX, "This should have never happened, not in a million years. We have to change the laws that protect monsters like this suspect."That sounds firmer, without claiming we can keep the policy while precognitively weeding out future murders. Flashback: Bill Kristol favors a liberal (open borders) immigration policy with the express goal of replacing "lazy" American citizens.
Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have become "decadent, lazy" and "spoiled." "Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?" Kristol told author Charles Murray during an event hosted by the American Enterprise Institute titled "It Came Apart: What's Next for a Fractured Culture."It takes some cheek for an obese, sedentary man who's lived off of money grifted from multiple billionaire Sugar Daddies nearly his entire adult life to call other people "lazy," "decadent," and "spoiled." Oh right -- he's a "mindworker" or something, right? What's the last "mindwork" this grifter completed that was not a 288 character tweet? Anyone remember any contributions by Bill Kristol in the world of letters these past ten or fifteen years? And speaking of fat men living off the charity of rich men...
Greetings from Barcelona. pic.twitter.com/La0DgENcil
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 13, 2019
Goldberg and Hayes plan to start their project, still unnamed, this summer, with newsletters and podcasts--"NPR is the 800-pound gorilla in recorded news podcasts," he says. "We want to get into that space." Then, in September, they'll launch online with daily reported news and long magazine stories, produced by a staff of 15 to 20. A print publication remains a possibility for later. Goldberg says they have an "exciting number of investors who are interested."You know what's an exciting number? A number so exiting the Mayans are still stoked they invented it? Zero. One friend imitated Goldberg's stoned dreamjournaling about his future plans: "We're going to do newsletters and also podcasts and also news and also long stories and also maybe print and also be online." And then we'll maybe start a BAND!!! Like a punk band but not really a punk band but maybe more of a power-pop band but with grit, you know?! Like the Rasberries mixed with The Knack but also mixed with the Velvet Underground and David Bowie's Berlin Trilogy! And then we'll get skateboards and put an AWESOME skate team together and get a big sponsorship and THRASH ACROSS EUROPE!!! Wow, this Business Plan certainly is well thought-out. Here's Goldberg's Elevator Pitch for the next media venture Steve Hayes will bankrupt. I assume this elevator goes from the ground level to the observation deck of the Empire State Building when it's overcapacity and suffering from mechanical stress, because this is not what I'd call the classic one-liner elevator pitch.
So what’s the pitch? "We're interested in topics that are covered a lot by the mainstream media, but from a fairly conventional perspective, or that aren't covered much at all because they don’t fit the conventional narrative. We're also very interested in the conservatives and Republicans who are trying to reconcile long-established conservative principles with the tectonic shifts beneath them. So we might cover the work done by crisis pregnancy centers to reduce the abortion rate in this country. We might do a deep dive into how our politics have become performative, particularly at the presidential level. The presidential historian Richard Neustadt argued that the chief power of the president was persuasion. But in recent decades, as the presidency has become an avatar in the culture wars, presidents (and presidential aspirants) care more about playing a role for their fans--and foes--than actually winning over new voters."I'd like to see the Pitch Meeting Guy do a Pitch Meeting for Jonah's pitch. Oooh, run-on sentences and incoherent stoner ramblings mixed in with barely-remembered name-drops from an Intro to Political Philosophy class at Goucher College are TIGHT. So Jonah Goldberg plainly has absolutely no experience in nor intuitions about running a business. Steve Hayes is the Business Genius who took a business that couldn't fail -- a business whose actual job it was to lose money, forever -- and somehow bankrupted a business designed to be perpetually bankrupt. This is going to be quite a crazy ride, guys. It's like a boring version of The Producers.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2019 04:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2019 04:57 PM (MAstk)
I think you mean, we have to fix the blatant disregard of the laws that in no way has made us accomplices to murder.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (Jr9Sj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (igIT7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (6vFO7)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (LDV7V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (0QYMt)
barely-remembered name-drops from an Intro to Political Philosophy class
at Goucher College are TIGHT.
Ouch.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (q177U)
On the illegal immigration topic, we are getting swarmed in the southern San Pedro River Valley over the last week. My neighbors are getting their RVs and sheds broken into at a frightening rate.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (XJktg)
Posted by: The Great Big Goldbowski at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (datdl)
Posted by: shibumi,
Perhaps, but you will also pay the legal fees and fines with your tax dollars.
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (FTlwv)
And they'll start a BAND!!!
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (PbpT7)
plans: "We're going to do newsletters and also podcasts and also news
and also long stories and also maybe print and also be online."
"And we'll do food segments, and chess talk, and pets, and...."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jonah G. at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2019 05:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2019 05:03 PM (FTlwv)
Jonah treated the Spanish tapas bars like all-you-can-eat buffets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
In Spanish, many words are elided. I think a Spanish tapirs all you can eat buffet would be an awesome thing.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:03 PM (Mouru)
Forget guns. Rachel Corrie bulldozers are now required...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:03 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (Jr9Sj)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (XJktg)
Yeah, well, that's the logical endpoint of their sanctuary city policies combined with judges and prosecutors who are willing to allow felonies to be plead down to misdemeanors so that people aren't deported.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bruce
I hope there is a craft fair...
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (FTlwv)
Have some self respect.
I go to Barcelona and I drag a razor across my neck beard and I put on something nice.
Goldberg looks like a fucking vagrant.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
"That's funny because you have to pay for each dish!"
- - Roethlisberger's cap lock
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (zBaqJ)
The ONE job our government has is to protect its citizens from this kind of crime.
If we had a functioning immigration system and politicians devoted to upholding the laws that protect citizens, this shit would not be happening.
Someone should file a wrongful death lawsuit against the traitorous officials who not only let these monsters stay, but actively encourage it and protect these noncitizens over and above US citizens.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
And we should put out a cool catalog like Skymall with all the best stuff! And we should have our own brand of granola!!
Posted by: Jonah G
And a sex advice column. "Genders, who needs 'em".
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Bruce at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (aKsyK)
"Que?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (Mouru)
"What we need is a newsletter for cats and dogs. Maybe with funny pictures. And we could like...put words on the pictures...like the dogs and cats are talking! Are there any gorditas left?"
Posted by: El Kabong at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (3cwgx)
And we should put out a cool catalog like Skymall with all the best stuff! And we should have our own brand of granola!!
Posted by: Jonah G
And a sex advice column. "Genders, who needs 'em".
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:04 PM (T6t7i)
Dear Jonah:
I know this would never happen to you but listen to this and get jealous...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (zBaqJ)
Jonah Goldberg is trying to be all things to all men. He will end up being nothing to any man. On his way to that erstwhile destination, he will pass through the "some things to men with no brains" phase.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (FTlwv)
--- Jonah's thought bubble
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:05 PM (BXMxN)
"It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (zBaqJ)
And then we'll maybe start a BAND!!!
LMAO
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:06 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Jonah Goldace at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (gCzjH)
Geez, I hope these guys go into print early in the process. I mean they have a message to deliver. Nothing has the power of ink on paper.
Or the ability to bankrupt one so quickly. Which is what they so richly deserve. Again.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (jYje5)
Actually I should tell Jonah about my Aussie fling so he can get steamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (C1NyB)
Intersectionality.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (gCzjH)
"Norman! Coordinate!"
- - Bob Menendez
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (zBaqJ)
But, HEY, we got Aunt Becky on Mail Fraud!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (Lv/P3)
Actually I should tell Jonah about my Aussie fling so he can get steamed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:07 PM (zBaqJ)
I will give you $5 if you do. Or beverage of choice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (DANX/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
Why is anyone even remotely surprised that a policy designed to protect people who are here ILLEGALLY will lead to even more illegal acts?
It's so obviously stupid it makes anyone who engages in the argument dumber. I think that's their strategy.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Make-Your-Own Hoo Hoo Kits as sponsor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (zBaqJ)
What is that truism about progressives and projection again?
I would add, "doughy" "puffy" "feminine in a bloated non-attractive manner" and "corpulent, shiny, greasy gristly countenance with beady simian eyes under folded fat flaps of skin."
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (jUVms)
Hey, get this, it's pronounced BarTHelona!
That's how turds pronounce Barcelona to Fluent Virtual Signal to Other they "know" Spanish.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: shibumi,
Sue?
At some point the court becomes useless.
Tar, feathers, pole...some assembly required.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (EOfHE)
Oooh, flirting across the International Date Line is TIGHT!!!
Posted by: Pitch Meeting Executive at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (jUVms)
I hope they look at him sideways for trying to speak Spanish to people who speak Catalan and detest Spaniards.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)
I think I was behind him in the 15 Items Or Less line at the supermarket. He had 30 items, 20 were booze, and he paid for it all with an EBT card.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (Mouru)
No. Wait. LOTS of Americans are willing to be homeless drug addicts.
So, I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (Lv/P3)
this is exactly like that old Far Side Cartoon, which has all these equations, pointing to the step "THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS!!!" and then, PROFIT!
"Business Plans" do not involve "We get a bunch of money from "Investors", and then we blow it all while we have fun!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Jonah = Barcalounger. Used.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (zBaqJ)
"Sanctuary" policies are extremely corrosive. Some laws matter, some don't. Laws the Left likes matter, the one's they don't, don't.
Beyond the bifurcated standard of law, it results in illegal aliens - whose FIRST ACT ON OUR SOIL was a crime - being treated better than citizens by our system. If I were to *yell* at my girlfriend too much, she can call the cops and I get a felony DV. If an illegal alien *beats* his girlfriend, he'll get a misdemeanor - if anything - to avoid any chance of his deportation.
Or driving licenses (which shouldn't exist at all). If I drive without a license, I'm going to court (possibly jail), will have to have my car towed home, and it will wreck my life for years. If an illegal alien does it, he is just allowed to drive away.
"Sanctuary" policies make me angrier than most other vicious, stupid, wasteful, hateful, freedom-destroying things my government does. "Consequences be damned, we like the illegals and will treat them better than citizens because they serve our shitty purposes."
Fuck them all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Jean at March 13, 2019 05:10 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ung8t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jonah "Whale Aweigh!" Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Balogna, Italy is pronounced baloney?
Ouija is pronounced Weejee.
(Is there a Bologna, Italy, or is that my senility talking?)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (cLO7o)
Helicopter flights and extra-judicial solutions are fast approaching for everyone involved in sanctuary bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (6vFO7)
In theory, yes. Police officers are sued all the time if people are injured due to police actions. However, this is California, so the jury pool would probably not give a $h!t that some legacy-American got murdered by a replacement-American.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (ung8t)
"No Dice"
-Bronson
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
Ouija is pronounced Weejee.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (cLO7o)
Now pronounce ennui, smart guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (Mouru)
Ouija is pronounced Weejee.
(Is there a Bologna, Italy, or is that my senility talking?)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Bo loge na, iirc.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Hunchback of San Jose at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (bLhAC)
Who wants to bet left nuts that Jonah will be running around telling people he visited "barthelona?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (cLO7o)
'Our new face cream is so Exciting!'
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Jonah G. at March 13, 2019 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
Skymall is like the Weekly Standard - both are out of business.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Snanderbantch - not the real banderguy at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (7uiTk)
(Is there a Bologna, Italy, or is that my senility talking?)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:11 PM (cLO7o)
Yes, Bologna is a city. Bo-Loan-Yuh.
Aside from the sauce, it's famous for being the historical hotbed of commie pinko student unrest in Italy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (JcXHH)
Get Out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)
Remember Kate.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (LL1Be)
Trump needs to infest certain elite DC and Manhattan neighborhoods with illegals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (cLO7o)
Of course he will. That's how he normally talks.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (aS1PU)
This is absolutely true. In California they get free tuition at UC, Newsom is proposing to give them free healthcare, they don't bother getting auto insurance, they view most laws as suggestions because the cops don't want to bother with someone who will not show up in court anyway, nor pay a fine (and if the crime is serious, will just boogie back across the border).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (6vFO7)
+++++++++++
I doubt it. The government would probably claim sovereign immunity (which is ironic, seeing as they don't care for or about sovereignty) and it would be tossed out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (EOfHE)
I think you mean, we have to fix the blatant disregard of the laws that in no way has made us accomplices to murder.
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (n6bs1)
I had 3 different snarky responses typed in answer to this, but all 3 would have gotten me banned from here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (786Ro)
It has not worked.
New plan: go back to school, get a degree in mechnical engineering, and get a job at Disney Imagineering.
/becuase that's the easiest place in the world to get a job...
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (6vFO7)
Posted by: Soothsayer
you know, Americans are so close-minded. When I was in Spain -- did you know, that I was in Spain? -- i started eating dinner super-late, like at midnight, and I got used to it really quick.
But that's how it is in Europe. They do things differently there. European things. Things your America-bound mind wouldn't get.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
What, no love for Malibu, Beverly Hills, Brentwood, Pacific Heights, or Marin county?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Snanderbantch - not the real banderguy at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (7uiTk)
@douglasernst
Tucker Carlson rips Brian Stelter as CNN's 'house eunuch' for echoing Media Matters talking points https://bit.ly/2TyTZPs
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Hk+Y0)
Jonah's next stop - DUBAI ! Complete with a twitter tickle fight with The Rick Wilson.
I'm waiting for the pillow fight in negligees.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
It has not worked.
New plan: go back to school, get a degree in mechnical engineering, and get a job at Disney Imagineering.
/becuase that's the easiest place in the world to get a job...
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (6vFO7)
I could tell you stories...cutthroat doesn't begin to describe it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (bcbK8)
Remember Kate.
You white people have had your day, now Get the F*** out!
Posted by: California Vote Harvesters at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM (EOfHE)
I actually went to high school with their current pinko mayor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)
oh.. and I pronounced Barcelona using the Castillian pronunciation!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:14 PM
*******
Ditto.
I'm seeing red.
So glad one set of grandkids is moving back here and getting gout of that shithole.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (BXMxN)
Jonah Goldberg : We should get some Tapas and hire a Prostitute.
Steve Hayes : That's a capital idea. But, if we only hire one...who is gonna fuck her first?
Jonah Goldberg : I am sure we can pick someone up at the Tapas Bar to do that.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)
++++++++++++++
Was he always an asshole, or did he grow into it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (hYcqw)
Jonah's next stop - DUBAI ! Complete with a twitter tickle fight with The Rick Wilson.
I'm waiting for the pillow fight in negligees.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
You...you're not talking about the Louglin daughters, are you?
God damn it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
Jonah Goldberg : We should get some Tapas and hire a Prostitute.
Steve Hayes : That's a capital idea. But, if we only hire one...who is gonna fuck her first?
Jonah Goldberg : I am sure we can pick someone up at the Tapas Bar to do that.
L
O
F'n
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Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)
Don't pander to us, Ace. We need discipline.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
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it seemed a bit disjointed, but more content is usually > less content, so ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jonah Goldbeard at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (LuPts)
The legal problem that really worries Obama and his crowd is operation
Fast and Furious. This operation was funded out of the "Stimulus"
trillion (its right there in the budgeted items in plain text) - so it
was planned and conducted out of the White House. The White House point
contact on the project refused to answer any questions from the DOJ
Inspector General when he investigated the operation.
The President had to change BATFE policy for the operation to occur (he
was the only one who can change the policy of a federal agency - remember
he changed NASA policy from "manned space flight" to "outreach to
Muslims"). Obama also said he was working on gun control quietly in the
background. The idea was to claim that gun shops along the U.S. border
were fueling the Mexican violence from the cartels. There were even
shows done in cooperation with BATFE by the Justice network that claimed
just that.
So what is the legal problem? This was a conspiracy to oppress 2nd
amendment constitutional rights - which is a violation of 18 U.S. Code
241. Since Brian Terry and hundreds of Mexican nationals died as a
direct result of that conspiracy, it means that the death penalty
provisions of section 241 apply to everyone involved in the conspiracy -
from Obama on down. Now you understand why Fast and Furious scares the crap out of
them - they committed multiple capital crimes.
Posted by: An Observation at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (SCfQ/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
*Nods*
Jonah expands to fill the space around him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: lkreinitz at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (6bys+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (/tuJf)
++++
Complete with "Springtime For Bill Kristol"
AKA "The Ankle Bitter's Cantata"
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (T09ml)
Think of it as a Kubrick movie. It starts out as one post, then it becomes two or three individual posts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: California Vote Harvesters at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)
I'm working on it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (Lv/P3)
i'm more thinking about my ability to f*** off for a couple of hours with two posts in the hopper.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (LL1Be)
Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that
the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have
become "decadent, lazy" and "spoiled."
I'd like to tell that cocksucking son-of-a-bitch that this white working-class American was doing just fine until NAFTA was signed. My career was destroyed and my standard of living was cut by 75%. And I wasn't even doing that well to begin with.
He and his goddamned communist overlords can go both go fuck themselves. Neither fucking one of them would last five seconds under the financial stress I've been forced to endure for the last 15 years. Bastards, all of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ace
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don't worry, your H1B replacement blogger will do better. Once you train xer.
Posted by: Snanderbantch - not the real banderguy at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (7uiTk)
i'm such a dummy, this should have been two separate posts.
Posted by: ace at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM
Throw up a Gainzz thread to auto-appear at 6:00 pm and call it a day.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (jYje5)
Heckuva way to run a society.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (oVJmc)
Greetings from Barcelona, where we're running with the bulls!
Posted by: Jonah Goldbeard at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (LuPts)
Climb Mount Nitaka. Fatass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: El Jonah at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 05:01 PM (6vFO7)
In theory, yes. Police officers are sued all the time if people are injured due to police actions. However, this is California, so the jury pool would probably not give a $h!t that some legacy-American got murdered by a replacement-American.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:12 PM (5Yee7)
Not quite true - police officers can only be sued when they've done something illegal, or completely unreasonable. Otherwise they have immunity.
The real pisser that few people seem to know about is called Sovereign Immunity.
It means that a private citizen is not allowed to sue the State or the Federal Govm't, unless that Government gives them permission to do so.
and then you'll say "but I've heard of so many lawsuits!" and then I'll tell you that almost every big anti-Government lawsuit you've ever heard about was actually orchestrated by a group INSIDE the government, using the process to get a result from a judge that they could never get accomplished by themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM
********
Actually had a former Minnie in my class awhile back. Great kid...sharp and enjoyed her time but was ready to move on.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Hk+Y0)
lol
"House Eunuch." Is Ace writing for TuCa?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (YslsA)
Remember Kate.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:13 PM (LL1Be)
Unfortunately her family is still in favor of Sanctuary cities. They just think that it went too far for their daughter's killer.
Posted by: Hunchback of San Jose at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (pw+jk)
He was disappointed by his visit to Pamplona.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (wCmLp)
That would clear up some time for shelf installation and maybe to answer an email or two?
Or, you know - not.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (3cwgx)
Jonah Goldberg : We should get some Tapas and hire a Prostitute.
Steve Hayes : That's a capital idea. But, if we only hire one...who is gonna fuck her first?
Jonah Goldberg : I am sure we can pick someone up at the Tapas Bar to do that.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (3cwgx)
Props
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)
If you just posted the infuriating sanctuary city stuff we'd be 'menting angry.
This way, we can blow off steam at the expense of the globetrotting cuck.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (cLO7o)
Which they will repeat the next day and the next until they run out of dope and then they'll go hustle somebody or give some blood or hit up their mother for some "money for books".
Once a junkie always a junkie. Doesn't matter what the junk is the junkie will keep doing the same stuff for the same reasons and with the same people until reality forces them to move on.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (hVoJQ)
If they're here illegally they aren't law abiding fuck wit
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (ujg0T)
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Was he always an asshole, or did he grow into it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:16 PM (hYcqw)
He has apparently gotten worse over the years. No offense to Catholics, but the Jesuits are a wretchedly treasonous bunch.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (ung8t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM
********
Actually had a former Minnie in my class awhile back. Great kid...sharp and enjoyed her time but was ready to move on.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (EOfHE)
I made it through two rounds of interviews. But that was as far as I got.
MSFT and Amazon were easier.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)
Abrams/Kasich 2020
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays armored mail delivery.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)
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in a sane world, he'd be worried.
Posted by: Snanderbantch - not the real banderguy at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (7uiTk)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (gCzjH)
So what is the legal problem? This was a conspiracy to oppress 2nd
amendment constitutional rights - which is a violation of 18 U.S. Code
241. Since Brian Terry and hundreds of Mexican nationals died as a
direct result of that conspiracy, it means that the death penalty
provisions of section 241 apply to everyone involved in the conspiracy -
from Obama on down. Now you understand why Fast and Furious scares the crap out of
them - they committed multiple capital crimes.
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*SHART*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (L4B9w)
Jonah Goldberg : We should get some Tapas and hire a Prostitute.
Steve Hayes : That's a capital idea. But, if we only hire one...who is gonna fuck her first?
Jonah Goldberg : I am sure we can pick someone up at the Tapas Bar to do that.
141 Toro! Toro! Toro!
Greetings from Barcelona, where we're running with the bulls!
Posted by: Jonah Goldbeard at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (LuPts)
Reading today's thread responses require a two-drink minimum.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)
Editor at large.
Did you know that Bill Kristol is so large that when he hangs around the house he hangs *around* the house.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 05:15 PM (Hk+Y0)
++++++++++++
That clip is incredible. Tucker has been on fire recently. Top work.
https://youtu.be/TuYc5Wu2inA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:21 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Brian Stetler at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (pw+jk)
No worries Ace. At some point, EVERY thread splits into two posts. Then splits again. It's like parallel processing.
Nope. That's a chain reaction.
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (vWMNq)
That probably sounds harsh, but it's the only way these motherfuckers will stop killing us.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Hunchback of San Jose at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (bLhAC)
So ... if he'd murdered someone else, they'd be cool with it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Lv/P3)
Think of it as a Kubrick movie. It starts out as one post, then it becomes two or three individual posts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 05:18 PM (fuK7c)
Just promise me it won't end with a Blue Fairy or a giant Space Baby or some shit like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)
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And don't get me started on the food!
Posted by: Mollie Tibbetts' Dad at March 13, 2019 05:23 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Hunchback of San Jose at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM
*******
Denial. More than just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:23 PM (EOfHE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (Lv/P3)
++++++++
Cool with it? Probably not.
Able and willing to rationalize it? Probably.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:23 PM (hYcqw)
Has sort of the vibe of the band Vaya Con Dios.
Still, Linda was best singing Warren Zevon songs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 05:24 PM (fuK7c)
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No worries Ace. At some point, EVERY thread splits into two posts. Then splits again. It's like parallel processing.
Nope. That's a chain reaction.
Posted by: Off the reservation
Wrong. It's mitosis.
Posted by: pep at March 13, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)
There are quirky things about Spanish that NO student of Spanish should practice.
For instance, the Barthelona thing and pronouncing a hard B for the letter V.
Focus on correct word order and verbs, instead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:24 PM (cLO7o)
David Cicilline
@davidcicilline
I miss @BarackObama.
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Are you leading him enough?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)
What's the last "mindwork" this grifter completed that was not a 288 character tweet? Anyone remember any contributions by Bill Kristol in the world of letters these past ten or fifteen years?
According to wiki, his "books" have been a re-tread collection of his Weakly Standard articles, a collection of essays on Bush v Gore coedited with EJ Dionne, and introduction to a collection of essays on homosexuality and politics, and a book on the Iraq War co-written with Lawrence Kaplan (which means that Kaplan did all the work).
It's amazing that a public intellectual like Kristol has never actually written a whole book by himself, he's literally incapable of sustaining a train of thought for that long without someone holding his hand and wiping his nose.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (mNlmu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (P1AAi)
David Cicilline
@davidcicilline
I miss @BarackObama.
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Are you leading him enough?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Have you checked Fiji? Or Fire Island?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (/tuJf)
Ah, wonderful. Two candidates with delusions of grandeur and divine purpose, physical repellence, medicare derangement, and palpable insanity for the price of one.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)
After we wall them off like NYC in Escape from New York.
Oh, and occasionaly do an MLRS spill in the city just to keep things interesting.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (XJktg)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (LL1Be)
Rhode Island Democrat Rep. David Cicilline:
David Cicilline
@davidcicilline
I miss @BarackObama.
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Are you leading him enough?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Check the bathhouses.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM (ung8t)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:25 PM
It's called a penis colada Jonuh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:28 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 05:28 PM (YslsA)
For instance, the Barthelona thing and pronouncing a hard B for the letter V.
Focus on correct word order and verbs, instead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:24 PM (cLO7o)
It let me understand why the Mexicans think that all of the rich Spaniards are gay. I don't think they're wrong - probably why Jonah is having such a bang-up time there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (cLO7o)
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We had a Spanish professor from Cuba who was always talking about using the right bowels. You've got use the right bowels!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM (P1AAi)
And then basically run the same joke again a few months later and hope nobody notices.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Steve Hayes at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (P1AAi)
Life is weird
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (+/tGa)
Ah, wonderful. Two candidates with delusions of grandeur and divine purpose, physical repellence, medicare derangement, and palpable insanity for the price of one.
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 05:26 PM (HtLSE)
And they're fat and stupid frauds.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)
I once had a dream where a Giraffe standing in a tub of oatmeal warned me not to get on that plane.
The weird thing was, I wasn't planning on flying anywhere. So now I am always worried whenever I fly.
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (3cwgx)
He'd have to be a little more interestingly insane to get on my level.
Posted by: James Thurber at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (LL1Be)
Life is weird
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:27 PM
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (+/tGa)
How was his hair?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
...
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:19 PM (Kpl3J)
You are correct; of course, failing to detain an illegal alien at the request of a federal law enforcement agency would seem to fall under the categories of illegal and completely unreasonable. In a just world, the police chief and mayor would be on the hook for a civil suit -- but it's California-town, so they're probably don't fear being defendants in a civil suit.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (5Yee7)
just think that it went too far for their daughter's killer.
As I have said before: today's leftists are incapable of learning from experience. The days of saying a conservative is a liberal who has been mugged are long gone.
Posted by: An Observation at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (SCfQ/)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)
Was his hair perfect?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (LL1Be)
Eh. It was a little too much Sex Pistols for me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Steve Hayes at March 13, 2019 05:30 PM (P1AAi)
That clip is incredible. Tucker has been on fire recently. Top work.
Jesse Watters had a good almost-a-monologue about the college entrance thing on The Five tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Guy Who Types FROST at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (BvNzB)
Also, having to pay for their suicidal dreams.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (cLO7o)
Speculating on how comments devolve probably falls under the don't ask, don't tell exemption.
Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (+/tGa)
I once had a dream where a Giraffe standing in a tub of oatmeal warned me not to get on that plane.
The weird thing was, I wasn't planning on flying anywhere. So now I am always worried whenever I fly.
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (3cwgx)
Still, it's nice that he keeps in touch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)
All I wanted was a Pepsi!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (pw+jk)
It should be an opt in/opt out service.
There is no reason the police should have to respond to your murder, rape or pillaging if you prefer catch and release.
It's a waste of resources and man hours. Let them protect law-abiding citizens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (rXFv5)
That's kind of my point. Lil' Jen wishes to have it known that Trump is totally grody, omigawsh, and her pics are literal actual physical clowns?
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (j5P46)
Pronounced Sitch-Ill-Leen-Eee
Or, stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (cLO7o)
I thought that was the Italian name for the tree that the Spaghetti noodles grow on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (ung8t)
Posted by: Jonah and Steve's EXCELLENT ADVENTURE at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Dr Spank
pretty sure Kevin Djugash Villiamson got that gig locked.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (As5lv)
"We're gonna be a lean, mean, fightin' machine!"
"Our brawls at the all-you-can-eat buffets will be the stuff of legends!"
"Our bulls will run at Pamplona! We're the New Hemingways, bitches!"
Posted by: burstin' with pride, straining their trusses at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM (+y
Jew got a problem with jew bowels
-- Zorro the Gay Blade
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (OLCnA)
Soft or Crunchy?
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (3cwgx)
Hard shell. Must be TexMex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (bcbK8)
Yep. Kim Kardashian is just beside herself with joy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (rXFv5)
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In his vagina?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (pw+jk)
They are a complete waste of taxpayer money.
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (QYmDA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (mNlmu)
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Seltzer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
If you come North of Frisco, it's really quite beautiful... Still liberal as hell, but beautiful... That's not to say we don't have our share of street people... Just not like the bigger cities.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
That probably sounds harsh, but it's the only way these motherfuckers will stop killing us.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (hjaPQ)
It's coming; it's just no one wants to be John Brown, yet.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (rXFv5)
Vee sink zat zometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Zometimes.
Posted by: Siggie Freud at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:28 PM (+/tGa)
....
I like penis coladas and getting caught in a train.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
Stay north of Frisco and it's still lovely. Well, apart from the illegal aliens and the infrastructure decay...you know what, just keep the memories, after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (bcbK8)
I thought the running gag was that every doodle would be captioned with the punchline, "I should just kill myself."
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (ung8t)
He's only put a moratorium on it, so theoretically a future Governor can undo his actions.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 05:35 PM (j5P46)
The weird thing was, I wasn't planning on flying anywhere. So now I am always worried whenever I fly.
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM
The name of the Giraffe was Max. You're welcome.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:35 PM (+/tGa)
254 California was a beautiful state once. I lived there when I was a teenager. I've often thought of going back for a visit but I'm sure it would break my heart to see it now. The pictures I've seen are horrible.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:33 PM (dUJdY)
I was there for five years in my mid 20s and have visited since then three or four times, the last time in '13. Not at all interested in returning as the place is being willfully trashed.
Posted by: burstin' with pride, straining their trusses at March 13, 2019 05:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna
Please ma'am, stay in your lane. I'm assuming your lane is in Kansas somewhere and you're missing teeth.
Posted by: Steve Hayes at March 13, 2019 05:35 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (ung8t)
Doesn't really matter. We haven't allowed an execution here for eons .
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (O2RFr)
Yep. In CA we can't kill a murderer but it's still open season on babies.
*spit*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (Mouru)
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM
The name of the Giraffe was Max. You're welcome.
=====
oatmeal is a cold weather breakfast food.
No morning winter flights from Fall to Spring.
Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (xv21f)
The weird thing was, I wasn't planning on flying anywhere. So now I am always worried whenever I fly.
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garret
Room for one more, honey.
Posted by: The Giraffe at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (rXFv5)
That probably sounds harsh, but it's the only way these motherfuckers will stop killing us.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (hjaPQ)
It's coming; it's just no one wants to be John Brown, yet.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (5Yee7)
Yes... yet...
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (ung8t)
Yes. Although the Lawfaring Leftist scum had already made it nearly impossible to execute someone anyway. The last one executed was "Tookie" Williams, under Governor Ah-nold. And I suspect that was because besides bragging about murdering White people, he also bragged about murdering "a couple of Buddha-heads"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (ujg0T)
The original observation, IIRC, was that you could replace any caption with "Christ, what an asshole!". I think Iowahawk was responsible for the more recent, "I think I'm going to kill myself".
Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (HtLSE)
I'm an Air Force brat. We were at Vandenburg. We would take drives up to Santa Barbara and Solvang. I would drive with friends over to Pismo Beach and spend the day. Man.. seems like several lifetimes ago.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (xv21f)
I imagine with all of the new DOT rules for truckers, a lot of shipping companies are going to hire illegal aliens. What's not to like? They don't have to obey traffic laws, since they can't be arrested, and they can disregard the regulations. So what if a bunch of American drivers get killed, that is just bonus.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 05:28 PM
Don't get me started. Shortly after some implementation of nafta some four foot tall Canadian trucker side-swiped my daughters car at 50 miles and hour, totaling it. She called me from her cell, as it was only 10 minutes away. Four patrol cars came to the scene after I arrived. Mainly to restrain me from drop kicking that tiny little piece of shit back to Canada with one bounce.
I've never been more pissed off in my life. Apparently there was some agreement to honor canadian truck driving licenses here. Despite the fact that short little piece of shit would never would have secured an American truck driving license. Never looked in his side mirror before changing lanes.
I gave the cops more shit then I should have that day. But they dotted every 'i' and crossed every 't' because I told them if they didn't my daughter was going to lose every dollar she paid to buy that car. That little fvcker could have killed her. Should never have been on our highways. The little spanish turds will be just as bad.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (QYmDA)
That's what would happen if YOU were Bambi Larsen's son. But if she had a son, and he's a faithful Californian, he's gonna say "Oh Thank You State, I know you meant Well and were trying to do the Best for All of Us, and I understand that We are All Called Upon to make Sacrifices for the Great and Harmonious Future that Only the State can Envision for Us."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Some Khorne cultists, building a Bone Throne (R) at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (HtLSE)
Beneath them, mind you. Not around them, or above them, but beneath them. Just so we are clear on which conservatives and Republicans Jonah is talking about..
Posted by: Thirdtwin at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (MMJ/U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (3cwgx)
In California, Forever. That is why we should no longer be part of the same Country as them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (Kpl3J)
That works. Credit due.
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (rXFv5)
"I, John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (bcbK8)
When will you guys at least start pretending to care about American citizens as much as you care about illegal aliens?
I requested a reply and I haven't heard a word.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (gEvQ8)
I wouldn't mind so much the suicidal tendency of leftists, if I wasn't handcuffed to them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 05:31 PM (YslsA)"
...
The solution to your problem is pretty much right there in its written description.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (5Yee7)
Yes... yet...
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK
It'll be started by a left winger, but they'll blame a conservative.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (xxAFD)
Don't try to drive over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (3cwgx)
I saw a giraffe drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
Posted by: y'know, i never liked the guy's music at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (pNxlR)
Try the Poi!
Yuck... Don't try the poi....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: David "Jiff Skippy " Frum at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (vWMNq)
Right, Jonah? Thought I'd help you out a bit there.
Man oh man, if only you had had a platform to do this kind of DEEP DIVING before, like a formerly respected conservative publication.
And speaking of performative, take a deep dive off your couch, head first of course.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (rXFv5)
Try the Poi!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (3cwgx)
LOL.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Old Blue at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (gEvQ
You can expect a flimsy, canned reply from Gardener, the rest you may as well not have wasted postage on.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 05:42 PM (j5P46)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM
I was told that we could take the train and then later, donkey rides.
Posted by: David at March 13, 2019 05:42 PM (+/tGa)
If you see a rock that's glowing orange with a lot of smoke coming off it, grab it. They're rare and they make great gifts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:42 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (+/tGa)
The North end and the South West are the most scenic, I feel.
Hilo, on the East coast is very cool and has old buildings from the 40's still.
The Island is very, very rural, in many ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:43 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 05:43 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (9oE3U)
That or he's being hauled around in a sedan by a brace of burly, oiled-up gladiators.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (3/9pi)
I always thought he was more a 'Family Circus' type.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (oVJmc)
"Muh Rice Bowl" is an apt name for alias Hayes and Jonah's periodical.
I freely grant them the rights to that name.
Posted by: y'know, i never liked the guy's music at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (pNxlR)
That probably sounds harsh, but it's the only way these motherfuckers will stop killing us.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 13, 2019 05:22 PM (hjaPQ)
It's coming; it's just no one wants to be John Brown, yet.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (5Yee7)
Newsom just suspended the death penalty here. Just sayin'.
Now what he should have suspended were the 700 a-holes on Death Row.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (Lv/P3)
Yuck... Don't try the poi....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (O2RFr)
or the hoi polloi.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (ung8t)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (+/tGa)
The part I enjoyed most (on Maui) was hiking through the bamboo rain forest. Also driving around the island (on a single lane two way road) and stopping at some really nice beaches and just hanging out. That was quite a while ago.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:34 PM (5Yee7)
Yes... yet...
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK
It'll be started by a left winger, but they'll blame a conservative.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (xxAFD)\
What? Forget me already?
Posted by: James Hodgkinson at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)
The North end and the South West are the most scenic, I feel.
Hilo, on the East coast is very cool and has old buildings from the 40's still.
The Island is very, very rural, in many ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:43 PM
We are staying on the NW side at some swank resort I could never afford. I am looking forward to it, except for the 10 or so hours in the air.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (+/tGa)
I requested a reply and I haven't heard a word.
Posted by: Old Blue at March 13, 2019 05:39 PM (gEvQ
"Fuck You", they replied.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (Kpl3J)
On the deadly serious topic, f**k the SJ police chief, and everyone like him. "Otherwise law abiding" is the stupidest, most irresponsible crap in the history of the rule of law. And there is no such thing as "undocumented", you cretinous overpaid POS.
Posted by: Rhomboid at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (rjm3g)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 05:38 PM (QYmDA)
It certainly seems like never. The Donks have made the decision to swamp the electorate with illegal aliens and their spawn.
I know what my decision-tree will be if some illegal alien kills Mrs. Cop, the kids or grandkids.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (5Yee7)
Any Ron's or Ettes that have been there have any tips?
Big island is nice. Hit the volcano and the black sandy beach. I flew over from Oahu for that one day. Other then that I don't know.
Maybe the snow-capped mountain with the observatory. Or just lay back and enjoy the solitude and the slow pace.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (jYje5)
Two Words: Shark Tank.
Two more words: Mr. Wonderful.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (zz291)
I kinda wish that Giraffe had been more specific.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:29 PM
Definitely don't fly Giraffe Airline .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (+/tGa)
If you're on a B737 Max, it could be shorter than 10 hours.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (Mouru)
Didja see severely conservative Jennifer Rubin's presidential dream ticket?
Abrams/Kasich 2020
Can you imagine the carnage when they sit down together at a campaign fund raising dinner.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)
Don't try to drive over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:40 PM (Mouru)
Take the train.
Posted by: Sandy Ocasio at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK)
Try the local delicacies like Spam.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM
Well it is made in my home state. Maybe I'll bring some to bribe the locals with. They love that stuff for some reason.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (+/tGa)
The North end and the South West are the most scenic, I feel.
Hilo, on the East coast is very cool and has old buildings from the 40's still.
The Island is very, very rural, in many ways.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:43 PM
We are staying on the NW side at some swank resort I could never afford. I am looking forward to it, except for the 10 or so hours in the air.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:45 PM (+/tGa)
The North West is like being on the moon. Cool but weird. Drive through Honokaa through to Hilo. You'll love it.
Even the flight will be nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (bcbK8)
Bonus : As soon as you get there you'll get lei'd.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (uSoVh)
Posted by: The Giraffe at March 13, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)
++++++++++
Very - *very* - nicely done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (mNlmu)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:44 PM (ung8t)
+++++
Especially the sideways, flaming ones wrapped in barbed wire....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 05:46 PM (+/tGa)
I thought that was in Ireland.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (9oE3U)
why does anyone ask a serious question here anyway?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (9oE3U)
The excitement and uncertainty of rolling the dice.
I learn stuff here everyday. Not always stuff I want to, but...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (t+qrx)
A root. I was on a trip there years ago and took a boat ride along the Kauai Coast with a guy who called himself Captain Zodiac after his fleet of Zodiacs.
He was from CA and moved to Hawaii surf, shocking He had small "farm" where the poi grew wild and the Hawaiian government paid him for it because it is an indigenous food. He did absolutely nothing, the stuff grew wild on its own.
So he surfed, zodiaced and got paid for doing nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM (cLO7o)
Pfft. Try making my annual 16-hour trek to China.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (nXtH3)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 13, 2019 05:41 PM (rXFv5)
+++++++++++++
This is my dream. I hope PDT makes it (or some analogue of it) a reality. I want the "sanctuary" cities and states destroyed and those who caused their ruin to be stuffed into cages hanging above the public squares they razed to accommodate the potential Leftist potential voters they so adore and so prefer to citizens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:50 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 05:50 PM (xc+81)
Jonah is in Barcelona, who is fucking his dogs?
Posted by: garrett
Posted by: Alex Trebek at March 13, 2019 05:50 PM (As5lv)
I learn stuff here everyday. Not always stuff I want to, but...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (bcbK
Yeah, I guess thats it. Just don't do it if you're bleeding out. Russian Roulette.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:50 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (3cwgx)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Mouru)
You could not pay me to fly 12 hours to Hawaii.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:48 PM
I know. It's brutal. Even worse from the east coast with connections and refueling stop in California.
I like the Caribbean. Three hours. I can nap that long. Unpack and hit the beach, then have lunch. No jet lag.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Dhzw9)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
I have some thoughts...
But there are four boxes, it depends on which box we're on in Cali
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 05:49 PM (/tuJf)
Poor bastard.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (3/9pi)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (ODqVx)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (3cwgx)
+++++++++++
He constructed an atomic-powered tunnel borer. He swears he *could* do it 12 hours, but doesn't want to risk it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (hYcqw)
https://tinyurl.com/yxzulg9j
And gives them a good bitch slappin'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 05:32 PM (ung8t)
He's only put a moratorium on it, so theoretically a future Governor can undo his actions.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2019 05:35 PM (j5P46)
Not that it matters much. When's the last time that CA actually executed someone on death row?
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhzw9)
amendment constitutional rights - which is a violation of 18 U.S. Code
241. Since Brian Terry and hundreds of Mexican nationals died as a
direct result of that conspiracy, it means that the death penalty
provisions of section 241 apply to everyone involved in the conspiracy -
from Obama on down. Now you understand why Fast and Furious scares the crap out of
them - they committed multiple capital crimes.
Posted by: An Observation at March 13, 2019 05:17 PM (SCfQ/)
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Hahahaha
Clinton and Obama are afraid of shit. Nobody will ever touch them peasant.
Posted by: MAGA at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (I5LRE)
"Samuel, once you're an American citizen, I can help you bring over every brother, sister and cousin..."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Dhzw9)
++++++++++++
Exactly as that communist would prefer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (hYcqw)
Damn. You are a fast digger.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (3cwgx)
I hope AOC doesn't see this comment. Like she needs new ideas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (Mouru)
We need faster aircraft.
Who remembers commercial flight Pre-Sonic Boom Laws?
Am I senile, or is that really a thing? They passed a law to slow down aircarft due to noise pollution?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (cLO7o)
That probably sounds harsh, but it's the only way these motherfuckers will stop killing us.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
See #91. You are not alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (ODqVx)
That idea won't work because most of us do.
Work that is.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Mouru)
Huh? That definitely looks like Montjuic (park and hilly area overlooking Barcelona). Yes, it has some interesting statues as well.
The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen is down at the harbor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (ujg0T)
THEY ARE LIVING BREATHING LAW BREAKERS EVERY MINUTE THEY ARE HERE!!!!
Bring on the shooting war already.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (h2zY5)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (ODqVx)
That idea won't work because most of us do.
Work that is.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)
Yup. As long as we have something to lose, they have us.
We have to use other tactics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (bcbK8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbMdtP5BnMs
Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:52 PM (hYcqw)
It overheats like a sonofabitch at the faster speeds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (Mouru)
>>>>>I like the Caribbean. Three hours. I can nap that long. Unpack and hit the beach, then have lunch. No jet lag.
Yep, East Coast only for me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
I have some thoughts...
But there are four boxes, it depends on which box we're on in Cali
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You've just climbed down off of box #3.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
I have some thoughts...
But there are four boxes, it depends on which box we're on in Cali
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK
In a perfect world, the federal government would step in, end CA's status as a state, and make it the California Territory once again until such time that it got its act together. Then - and only then - readmit it as either a state once more, or as several states.
(Before responding, kindly read the first four words of my paragraph. Yeah, I know.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 05:55 PM (Dhzw9)
At some point the court becomes useless.
Tar, feathers, pole...some assembly required.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 13, 2019 05:09 PM (EOfHE)
Stake (one, short) ...... check.
Gallows (heavy duty, assembly reqired) ....... check.
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at March 13, 2019 05:55 PM (JIPJ6)
The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen is down at the harbor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (ujg0T)
Hmm. I figured they just got it a hat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:55 PM (Mouru)
Jonah the Plagiarist will liberally borrow without attribution from Mel Brooks, because where's the fun in attribution??, and essentially his New Play will be a revival of The Producers. Different title though. Which makes it totally a new and original play.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 05:55 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (bcbK8)
=====
And you're still struggling with potty training.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (As5lv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (Mouru)
Huh? That definitely looks like Montjuic (park and hilly area overlooking Barcelona). Yes, it has some interesting statues as well.
The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen is down at the harbor."
I was about to say, if that's the Little Mermaid, then Ariel has sure picked up a hell of an ass along the way. Maybe she took Brie Larsen's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (oiNtH)
Damn. You are a fast digger.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (3cwgx)
HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM (Lv/P3)
Jonah's business plan is exactly like the Bulwark's - be funded by leftist billionaires to pretend that there is somehow a "conservative" opposition to Trump (despite Trump's 95% approval among actual Republicans).
This is useful to the Left, who are determined to cripple Trump politically prior to the general election campaign by inventing a pretend "conservative opposition".
The only question is how many of these fake "conservative" media outlets is the Left willing to fund.
Posted by: The ARC of History at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Fritz at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM (LuPts)
More likely young than senile.
We got sonic booms in the sixties from military jets. The FrogLimeys came up with the Concorde to get from Europe to Los Angeles or Singapore in about seventy eight minutes.
Sonic booms broke windows and bird eggs and pissed everyone off, so the Concorde was limited to going supersonic only over the ocean which meant London/Paris to New York only and they went out of business.
Well, after exploding some people to death, but they were going out of business anyway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 13, 2019 05:58 PM (+DegE)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 05:58 PM (xc+81)
=====
And you're still struggling with potty training.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (JcXHH)
To be fair, holding it in can be kind of difficult when your sphincter won't close.
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 13, 2019 05:58 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM (Lv/P3)
+++++++++++++
The Trans-Pacific Corridor will be a glorious, high speed, green, intermodal transit nexus forever linking North America and Asia. Take glory in it, comrade!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:59 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (3Wd6a)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
I have some thoughts...
But there are four boxes, it depends on which box we're on in Cali
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 05:51 PM (bcbK
In a perfect world, the federal government would step in, end CA's status as a state, and make it the California Territory once again until such time that it got its act together. Then - and only then - readmit it as either a state once more, or as several states.
(Before responding, kindly read the first four words of my paragraph. Yeah, I know.)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 05:55 PM (Dhzw9)
That would be some deep 3rd box game. Possible, but as you imply, unlikely.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cheri
No. Cops have no legal requirement to do anything.
Though I've wondered about an aggressive lawsuit against the cops involved might have a slim chance if you could prove that they actively aided the crimmigrant and thereby blowing their qualified immunity away.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (Hk+Y0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 13, 2019 04:59 PM (y7DUB) "
Funny you should say that; I cut him quite a bit of slack early on for exactly that reason.
No more, however.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (wA4OO)
I hear you can really breathe in San Jose
They've got a lot of space. There'll be a place where I can stay
Posted by: D. Warwick at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (Mouru)
1. The Bulwark but with 90% more 90's sitcom references.
2. Eh, just give us million dollars and we promise to stop writing inane, useless "columns" and start doing inane, useless podcasts and sure maybe a "newletter" or two.
3. Like, really, really conservative, but you know without all those icky conservative policy preferences, by which we mean any.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (hdzef)
"Oooh, run-on sentences and incoherent stoner ramblings mixed in
with barely-remembered name-drops from an Intro to Political Philosophy
class at Goucher College are TIGHT."
Hey now, I graduated from a fine institution in the suburb of Towson!
Posted by: Cap'n Joney at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (+DegE)
Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
I have some thoughts...
But there are four boxes, it depends on which box we're on in Cali
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You've just climbed down off of box #3.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (LHT0w)
Well then I still have ideas
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK8)
throttle back after take off at almost all smaller (than LAX) So Cal regionals ... Orange Country, specifically ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Sci Fi Movie Critic ... at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (As5lv)
Manson single-handedly made me a convert to the death penalty.
I was an earnest leftyish college student until then, but Manson convinced me to vote for Prop. 17 (reinstatement of the death penalty) when it was on the ballot in the early 70s.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:59 PM (hYcqw)
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But if it's a train instead of a road, there's no fast lane
Posted by: Iggy Azalea at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (5aX2M)
No - remember in the Obama era, the Obama DOJ got a Supreme Court ruling saying that States aren't allowed to enforce Federal Law, even when they want to?
Think realistically, the Left still owns the Court system, we don't, and we never will. the Best we can do is to get enough conservatives in to neutralize it, but it will NEVER be on "our side".
So make plans, knowing that the Courts and the Bureaucracy, on both the State and Federal Levels, are your enemies. And always will be. You cannot use either of them to fight this.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (Kpl3J)
long, long ago.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 05:58 PM (xc+81)
When San Jose was still part of America?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quilp at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (+/tGa)
Well, after exploding some people to death, but they were going out of business anyway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 05:57 PM
Yeah, that was a damn shame. Not the Concorde's fault. Some plane right beforehand shed some part on the runway, which took out the Concorde's tire, which got ingested into the engine, which then 'sploded and caught fire.
Short of having a team of illegals leaf blowing the runway after each arrival and departure, not much can be done.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (jYje5)
The voice of Sqidward on Spongebob is done by a man named, get this, Rodger Bumpass.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 06:00 PM (cLO7o)
Are we back to talking about Lori Loughlin and her fine ass daughters?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Pinochet Airways, Idling @ SJC at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (n6bs1)
fixt
Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2019 06:02 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cheri
No. Cops have no legal requirement to do anything.
Sue the Mayors, City Councils, etc. hazard & blight ???
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Sci Fi Movie Critic ... at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2019 05:56 PM (oiNtH)
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Generally, you can only sue Gov when they say you can. They have attorneys on staff, you would need to hire one. Finally, you would have no specific standing to sue against an entity that enacted policy that is within their purview, as shitty as that is.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Iggy Azalea at March 13, 2019 06:01 PM (5aX2M)
+++++++++++
Intermodal, Iggy. Multiple modes. Rail and highway.
Don't you have a word for that in Australian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (awqYm)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM (/tuJf)
It's....possible. Lynch clearly had no stomach to go after any Clinton business. I can see her making that call and lying about it.
I can also see her kicking this all the way up to Lazy Evil himself.
But I'm cursed with imagination.
And urinary incontinence.
But mostly imagination.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)
https://bit.ly/2XUPA86
Shouldda offered free beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
And urinary incontinence.
But mostly imagination.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
I'm not, so thankfully I can avoid imagining your urinary incontinence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
it's coming
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)
And urinary incontinence.
But mostly imagination.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++++
I'm not, so thankfully I can avoid imagining your urinary incontinence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (hYcqw)
I've never envied you more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
That was my proposal as an alternative to HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.: just build a huge fat pipe between LA and SF and encourage video conferencing.
The pipe probably isn't even necessary nowadays.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:06 PM (Lv/P3)
Like giving them weapons? Nah, under the "No Reasonable Prosecutor" clause, that should be fine.
Posted by: Eric Holder at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: thought leader's editors at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
++++++++++++
Sell it as a green alternative to business travel and some VCs would probably happily shovel cash into your particular furnace. Especially if it somehow made video conferencing bearable.
Spoiler alert: nothing can accomplish that. I despise video conferencing. It's starting to become a problem at work because I leave my camera off and minimize everyone else's so I don't fall into the uncanny valley.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (hYcqw)
and to get himself photographed in trendy European cities. that way, he can advertise to younger conservative pundits, that this is how to play this game.
get noticed as an "intellectual dark web" conservative (but not too conservative! don't go full Derb!) and then, at some point, go tell everyone "well THIS move was just TOO MUCH" and shift to leftism.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (As5lv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 06:03 PM
Yes. Just like I believe her and Bill's accidental run in on the tarmac was to talk about Grandkids. Right?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (+/tGa)
https://bit.ly/2XUPA86
Shouldda offered free beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Artisanal craft beers, preferably sours. Fookers love sours for some reason.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2019 06:08 PM (3/9pi)
Jews are so much our super best friends that it needs to be made impossible to read works critical of them.
Posted by: AJP at March 13, 2019 06:08 PM (jGdO8)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
That was my proposal as an alternative to HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.: just build a huge fat pipe between LA and SF and encourage video conferencing.
The pipe probably isn't even necessary nowadays.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:06 PM (Lv/P3)
But how does the graft get paid? Building a two-century old technology, everyone who has their hand out gets a taste.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 06:08 PM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/y4a9sgom
Israelly kool!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2019 06:09 PM (AllCR)
No doubt.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 06:09 PM (/tuJf)
Linko no bueno.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)
+++++++++
Without all of the useless tracking and reference crap:
https://tinyurl.com/yye6ej7k
Also, this seems like an ideal use case for rock salt and tear gas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 06:09 PM (fuK7c)
https://twitter.com/woke8yearold/status/1105948642295402502
Posted by: The Institute at March 13, 2019 06:10 PM (nGsFZ)
How they sold sanctuary city policies:
"People deserve to be protected from monsters. We don't want illegals to be preyed upon and for those illegals to be afraid they'll be deported if they report crimes. We therefore resolve to not check the immigration status of victims of and witnesses to crimes."
How they actually uphold sanctuary city policies:
"Not only will we not check the immigration status of anyone at any time, we'll also take steps to shield violent felons who are illegals from Federal Agencies."
Looks like Sparky up there is still trying to sell the former, even though everyone knows the latter is how it works.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2019 06:10 PM (9t0Zz)
Wouldn't it be an interesting story, by an enterprising journalist, to go to the border and walk south? Just to see what would happen?
Posted by: t-bird at March 13, 2019 06:10 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)
But you won't get the full experience of LA and SF until we implement Smellivision.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:10 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 06:11 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 06:09 PM (hYcqw)
You misspelled "grapeshot."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:12 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: AJP at March 13, 2019 06:08 PM
In case I don't get a chance to say goodbye before you're gone, goodbye.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 06:12 PM (jYje5)
Tucker joking on a shock-jock radio show.
"I'll take "Things that happened over a decade ago, and nobody ever died for a thousand, Alex."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 13, 2019 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
.....
Hilarious.
I think there are more security personnel than protesters.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 06:13 PM (gCzjH)
Does anyone else just hit refresh to see the next MUMR comment?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 13, 2019 06:13 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 06:13 PM (xc+81)
Shouldda offered free beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Artisanal craft beers, preferably sours. Fookers love sours for some reason.
If there's no IPA's I'm not going.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 13, 2019 06:14 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2019 06:14 PM (BbGew)
DEMOCRATS' CHARACTER ASSASSINATION FAILS: Neomi Rao Confirmed To Nation's Second Most Powerful Court.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:15 PM (Lv/P3)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 06:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 06:16 PM (xc+81)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 13, 2019 06:13 PM (xc+81
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101 northbound. Drive for six hours and you're golden.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 13, 2019 06:16 PM (Hx3Yn)
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Sounds like it'll be tough to get investors for that.
No, super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?
Yeah, we just need one left-wing billionaire to fund the whole thing.
But won't this left-wing billionaire insist that you temper your opinions so as to merely act as a controlled opposition at best, rather than actually pushing conservative positions and tactics that could have an affect in the real world?
Yeah yeah yeah!
Sucking up to left-wing billionaires is tight.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 13, 2019 06:16 PM (8ih7B)
Posted by: junah goldberg at March 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Dh1wo)
.....
Hilarious.
I think there are more security personnel than protesters.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 06:13 PM (gCzjH)
I've seen bigger crowds at the DMV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Lv/P3)
Would anyone even notice if I disappeared???
Posted by: Billy Kristol at March 13, 2019 06:17 PM (FTPVM)
Fvck this piece of shit. He shouldn't be there, at all. Chief Garcia belongs in jail, or he should be held liable for giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy - treason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 13, 2019 06:17 PM (EQkWU)
That's close Ace. Like all the leftists, Kristol has decided that he now deserves to be well paid for his zero-market-value "emotional labor." You know, for all of his TANTRUMS and the emotional blood coming out of his eyes and his whatever.
For those who stabbed their erstwhile allies in the back by pre-emptively throwing over the FIRST rule of partisan politics, that internecine war stops after the primaries ("but we TOLD you that if you rejected our primary choice we were going to do this!"), for these TRAITORS, so filled with deranged emotion, emotional labor is all they have.
In their minds they have produced whole babies of emotional labor. They have nurtured their emotional labor into a child already, nay an adolescent, nearly an adult. How would you horrible men be able understand so much feeling?
Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 13, 2019 06:21 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: The Institute at March 13, 2019 06:10 PM (nGsFZ)
This middle aged cat lady has no such desire. 'Tis the stuff of nightmares, even.
Posted by: red headed 'ette at March 13, 2019 06:21 PM (qll3d)
Posted by: pj at March 13, 2019 06:24 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 06:24 PM (uSoVh)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 13, 2019 06:26 PM (RuIsu)
If you see a rock that's glowing orange with a lot of smoke coming off it, grab it. They're rare and they make great gifts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 05:42 PM (Mouru)
If you say ouch... you loose 50 points.....
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at March 13, 2019 06:41 PM (JIPJ6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 13, 2019 06:42 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 13, 2019 06:47 PM (wGqjj)
At the very moment when the Obama-Clinton machine succeeded in turning our intelligence agencies and Justice Department into the KGB, fixed on determining the outcome of our national elections, and almost succeeded in using this KGB to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.S.R. by carrying off that election-stealing plot, Goldberg went all in against the target of these totalitarian usurpers. Why? Because Trump refuses to talk the politically correct speech that Goldberg has spent his life perfecting.
P.C. operates by intentionally misunderstanding as offensive anything that can possibly be misunderstood as offensive. Goldberg has dedicated himself to speaking carefully, to not leaving opportunities for intentional misunderstanding, and in this way has been able to go further across the P.C. battlefield, as he sees it, than others who do not speak so carefully. Then in comes Trump, not giving a damn about those who intentionally misunderstand, giving the intentional misunderstanders fodder to attack again and again as he completely ignores their faux-outrage, giving the lie to Goldberg's pretended bravery.
Instead of submitting to P.C. norms like Goldberg does Trump cuts the Gordian knot: "why would anyone care what people who intentionally misunderstand think?" Trump runs them straight over, driving them mad, causing them to expose their Brown-Shirt/ Red-Brigades totalitarianism and political violence.
"Nooooooo" cries the coward Goldberg: "You are ruining everything I have worked for. I was showing the way to navigate P.C. norms and still say important things and you are upending the whole leftist playing field that I have shown you how to win on."
And so he sides with the faux-liberal fascism that he made his name denouncing. His first step onto the actual stage of performative politics is in the service of what he fully knows to be the greatest evil, because he cannot abide the personal insult of having his coward's way rejected. Trump is a thousand times the man that Goldberg is, with a thousand times the morality. He does not roll for the intentional misunderstanders the way Goldberg always has, and to protect his ego Goldberg becomes the intentional misunderstander himself, refusing to witness Trump's bravery and moral honesty or his own cowardice in not rejecting the P.C. mode.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 13, 2019 07:12 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2019 05:53 PM (hYcqw)
Herr Brecht was, indeed, a commie that cheerfully moved to the GDR. But...after the 17 June 1953 uprising, he began to have second thoughts, or at least was partially disillusioned. So he penned "The Solution".
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 13, 2019 07:15 PM (Dhzw9)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at March 13, 2019 07:21 PM (ucOct)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-gYRAwM0
Posted by: Saxon at March 13, 2019 08:44 PM (m4SQf)
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