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The MMFA Goon Trying To Get Tucker Carlson Deplatformed Has Written Disparagingly of "Jewry" With "Bags of Gold," "Japs," and "Trannies"

Twitchy jokes that the same time-travelling hackers who framed Joy Reid must have gotten this sugar-wouldn't-melt-in-his-mouth saint, too.

The Daily Caller found his problematic writings.

Carusone posted a lengthy diatribe in November 2005 about a Bangladeshi man who was robbed by "a gang of transvestites," as Carusone described it. Carusone was offended that the gang was described as "attractive" in an article.

"Did you notice the word attractive? What the fuck is that doing in there? Is the write[r] a tranny lover too? Or, perhaps he’s trying to justify how these trannies tricked this Bangladeshi in the first place? Look man, we don’t need to know whether or not they were attractive. The fucking guy was Bangladeshi," Carusone wrote. "And while we're out, what the hell was he doing with $7,300 worth of stuff. The guy’s Banladeshi! [sic]"

Carusone also chided police for not advising the public to "stay away from tranny bars, stay away from places [sic] where Eddie Murphy and Robert Downey Jr. have/are visiting, don’t fucking kiss a transvestite, don’t bring a group of transvestites back to your room, etc…"

The future Media Matters president titled his post, "Tranny Paradise."

...

In another post that same month, Carusone downplayed a male basketball coach's alleged sexual and physical abuse of his female players, adding, "lighten up Japs," using what is considered an ethnic slur.

...

Carusone made anti-Semitic comments on his blog as well.

He wrote in one October 2005 post that "despite his jewry, you KNOW he's adorable," referring to his boyfriend.


In another post, Carusone claimed that his boyfriend only leaned conservative "as a result of his possession of several bags of Jewish gold."

1, this anti-trans, anti-semite, anti-Japanese hater should be fired,

and 2, any company who acts in accordance with the anti-trans, anti-semitic, anti-Japanese Hate Site MMFA should be boycotted so hard the board fires all executive officers.

And Mediaite might have exposed itself to a defamation lawsuit it its quest for outrage clicks:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:47 PM




Comments

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1 Hello

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:49 PM (iQKgg)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 01:50 PM (9gDA7)

3 Yay!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:50 PM (xfb67)

4 More content.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2019 01:50 PM (cqNba)

5 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)

6 We forget, it's ok if they do it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (YslsA)

7 Huh. You'd think Media Matters For America would be pro-tranny, based on who they employ...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (bcbK8)

8 So its wrong to fear predatory trannies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)

9 Its the last one that will do him in.

Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (hJHKc)

10 Hit back twice as hard.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (786Ro)

11 I hope Tucker reads some of these problematic dispatches live on the air tonight.

Posted by: Nonapod at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (CLP9I)

12 Culture war is going to be Lit AF

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK8)

13 To be fair nothing wrong with calling a tranny a tranny...

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (BXMxN)

14 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)

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They don't like Chinamen.

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (iQKgg)

15 I saw a rerun of John and Yoko being John and Yoko. So I'm onboard with the hate Japs thingy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (2LelM)

16 14 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)

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They don't like Chinamen.
Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (iQKgg)

They hate the cans!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (bcbK8)

17 2005? That's plenty of time to claim you have "evolved." Off the hook you go...if you're a leftist.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (JoUsr)

18 Sponge!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (LHT0w)

19 Fruit loops and transtesticals aren't buying a lot of products.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (xfb67)

20 I dropped a high quality Star Trek joke in the last thread.Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (BXMxN)

21 Well, I guess that settles THAT! What's that old saying about glass houses etc? What a goofball. Glad Tucker is fighting. Maybe it will start a trend?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (kG5hP)

22 The hypocrisy of the left---it burns. No, really, it makes my stomach churn.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (jUVms)

23 i thought it was "orientals" that was off base. either way, this guy is a fag. whatever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (KP5rU)

24 The saddest thing is that you know none of this will ever get them fired. BUT at least it might be a lever to make them shut the fuck up about Tucker.

I've come to believe that's all that "political dialogue" is about anymore. It has nothing to do with "debate" or "exchanging ideas" - the only reason to ever "discuss' anything political is to try and make the other side Shut the Fuck Up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)

25 1 Hello
Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:49 PM (iQKgg)

I started this gangster shit...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

26 Where are we on gooks and zipper heads? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (2LelM)

27 Seems like the vile ones are most likely to gin up the outrage machine.

Posted by: Yaks at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

28 Star Trek was awful. The only thing worse was the even more awful spin offs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (xfb67)

29 I dropped a high quality Star Trek joke in the last thread.Sigh.
--

I missed it, since I ducked out for a bit. Can I ask for a repeat?

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (6vFO7)

30 Ace, I'm 100% behind Tucker, but his dad married into the Swanson frozen food family when Tucker was young. His dad was also ambassador to the Seychelles. I'm betting Tucker absolutely has some trust funds.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (ozNHf)

31

This Carusone character protests too much agin' the trannies. It's like it's highly personal.

My money is went on a ladyboy junket in Bangkok and got shaken down but good.

Maybe one of the ladyboys made fun of his tiny dick or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (f1Vqw)

32 He seems angry.

Why so mad, bro?

Oh, well. Another day, another mammoth hypocrisy.

This guy does seem like a mammoth retard.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (vcOmj)

33 Nah had to be there..

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (BXMxN)

34 This is a sincere question: Why does a new thread always get announced on the previous thread as as nood rather than nude?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (tkNkP)

35 1st Rule About Nood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (xfb67)

36 8 So its wrong to fear predatory trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)

Only if they pounce.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

37 26: same place as tunnel runners.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (KP5rU)

38 Apparently douchebag is not aware that it is TuCa's wife that is the Swanson heiress, not Tucker.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (ffYR/)

39 Is Noah Rothman brigading on Tucker? Because that would be the ultimate irony.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (ozNHf)

40 Huh readin more closely it looks like this guy is a gay who dislikes trannies?

Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (hJHKc)

41 Nasty fruit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (bul8j)

42 Middle school girls everywhere just called and said "these twatter spats between media types are immature and embarrassing."

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (a2xio)

43 I think I'd rather drink a case of soylent, than be in the same room with someone who is in the paid employ of Media matters.

Posted by: simplemind at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (u4UVX)

44 I wrote to several of Tucker's advertisers to remind them that the paid political hacks jamming their phones and emails are not their real customers. Also that there would be a price to pay from their real customers if they gave into the extortion. I'm also a stockholder for a few. If they even look like their wavering I'm gonna dump them. Almost any public company who has given into this tactic has suffered.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (VpIIl)

45 30 Ace, I'm 100% behind Tucker, but his dad married into the Swanson frozen food family when Tucker was young. His dad was also ambassador to the Seychelles. I'm betting Tucker absolutely has some trust funds.
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I remember eating a Swanson frozen dinner. I think it was turkey, mashed potatoes and peas. I don't like peas.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (2LelM)

46 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)

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I never can keep it straight.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (FTlwv)

47 Angelo Carusone just looks like a nasty a-hole. I'm sure he rides one of those annoying scooters that are now all around DC and yells at pedestrians to move. They are worse than cyclists.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

48 So its wrong to fear predatory trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)

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Unnecessary. Just wear a garlic infused rabbit foot and they will stay away from you.

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (iQKgg)

49 Middle school girls everywhere just called and said "these twatter spats between media types are immature and embarrassing."
---

Elementary school girls agree.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (6vFO7)

50 I don't know how Media Matters hasn't been slapped with some monster lawsuits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (xfb67)

51 5 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)


What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

52 That's nothing, Ace. Tucker supporters call Brian Stelter "poopy-head", or equivalents, when he attacks Tucker...
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/
1105626771599343617

That is true evil.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (Dh1wo)

53 34 This is a sincere question: Why does a new thread always get announced on the previous thread as as nood rather than nude?
Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (tkNkP)

For that, I can tell you in one word....

Tradition!

*music plays*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8)

54 29 I dropped a high quality Star Trek joke in the last thread.Sigh.
--
I missed it, since I ducked out for a bit. Can I ask for a repeat?"

I said something clever about Sam Donaldson's eyebrows. It was all me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

55 Huh readin more closely it looks like this guy is a gay who dislikes trannies?
Posted by: Someguy


Yeah, I think you got that one right.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

56 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.

-
Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad. As of a few days ago, Asian was OK but don't hold me to that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

57 As Tucker pointed out, Media Matters has violated the terms of its non-profit status.
Should be shut down.
I mean, it should be shut down if had a DOJ that was good for anything, which we don't, not even now.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (w7KSn)

58 51 5 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (xfb67)

What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

Cuz white?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8)

59 Well, yeah. Bags of gold double as protection against muggers. When you get whacked in the head from a bag of Jew gold you stay plastered

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (ykYG2)

60 Was it over when the "Japs" bombed Bergdorf Goodman? Hell no!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (VpIIl)

61 This is a sincere question: Why does a new thread always get announced on the previous thread as as nood rather than nude?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (tkNkP)


Because this is a Christian family blog, and using words like "nude" would be vulgar.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (a2xio)

62 Calm: I believe it's his step mom, not his wife, that is a Swanson heiress.

And his step moms uncle is Senator Fulbright.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (ozNHf)

63 40 Huh readin more closely it looks like this guy is a gay who dislikes trannies?
Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 01:55 PM (hJHKc)


I had the same thought. For my money, they're in the same boat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (bul8j)

64 >>"Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

Germans...

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

65 " '...when you reward a Media Matters search-and-destroy fishing expedition with calls for boycotts or reprisals, then you are doing your part to destroy debate. It's vengeful. It's cowardly. And it's exactly the online world that spiteful partisans want to build,' French added."


That would be David French (that guy!), quoted in the DC article.

OK, Dave, on the topic of search-and-destroy fishing expeditions: now do the Deep State and Trump.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (786Ro)

66 I need a room staffed with dweebie worker bees who will do endless opposition research on people with whom I disagree so that I can ruin their lives to the very best of my ability.

Posted by: Progressives Everywhere at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (vkS2Z)

67 49 Middle school girls everywhere just called and said "these twatter spats between media types are immature and embarrassing."
---

Elementary school girls agree.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (6vFO7)

That is, like, so wrong?

Posted by: Mean girls at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

68 Been spending most our lives, livin' in a tranny paradise....

Someone call Weird Al

Posted by: josephistan at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (Izzlo)

69 Carusone is a mezzo-fanook

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (DQjsT)

70 What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

--------------

Color vs. colorless...

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (iQKgg)

71 He said it! Tucker did a bunch of cocaine and wrapped his fancy sports car around a tree!

And he is rich!



Why is the man not in jail right now?


Posted by: MSNBCNN "experts" and "pundits" at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (sy5kK)

72 Cuz white?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK


Good point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (bul8j)

73 I don't know how Media Matters hasn't been slapped with some monster lawsuits.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (vcOmj)

74 I read the post title as MMA Goons...

I thought now Ace is going to get his ass kicked.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (aS1PU)

75 " I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
"

I prefer "Nipples". But that's just me.I'm a breast man.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)

76 23 i thought it was "orientals" that was off base. either way, this guy is a fag. whatever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (KP5rU)

How are we on 'Oriental Flavor' Ramen noodles?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (bcbK8)

77 Tucker's dad sold seashells in the Seychelles.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (DQjsT)

78 1st Rule About Nood.

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Never talk about Nood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

79 Q:What's the difference between a tranny and a gay dude?

A: Nothing, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (xfb67)

80 Punching back twice as hard.
Alinksy #4 FTW!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (W+vEI)

81 I said something clever about Sam Donaldson's eyebrows. It was all me.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM



Something doesn't fit, here.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (786Ro)

82 Looks like Tater isn't the only eunuch attacking TuCa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

83 What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

Cuz white?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK

The difference is it isn't shameful to be a Yankee or a Britisher.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (vkS2Z)

84 How are we on 'Oriental Flavor' Ramen noodles?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (bcbK

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Good point now that the animal crackers are out of their cages. Onward...

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (iQKgg)

85 30 Ace, I'm 100% behind Tucker, but his dad married into the Swanson frozen food family when Tucker was young. His dad was also ambassador to the Seychelles. I'm betting Tucker absolutely has some trust funds. "

I heard that his dad met his mother while she sold Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. In the... well you know.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

86 Ace, I'm 100% behind Tucker, but his dad married into the Swanson frozen food family when Tucker was young. His dad was also ambassador to the Seychelles. I'm betting Tucker absolutely has some trust funds.


Oh, TuCa is unquestionably rich. He had a black professor from Georgetown who was going on about class inequities and tucker said,

"but you're rich. I know you're rich, because you live in my neighborhood".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

87 Calm: I believe it's his step mom, not his wife, that is a Swanson heiress.

And his step moms uncle is Senator Fulbright.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (ozNHf)

-------------------------------

I just looked it up, and I slouch corrected. You are right.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (ffYR/)

88 i just use pacific rim riders. covers all the assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (KP5rU)

89 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE CARUSONE IS A POUTY HOMO WHOSE HOBBIES ARE BEING UBER-RACIST AND TRANNY-HATING

Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (9HuGt)

90 interesting that the time travel is mentioned because, it's now been invented -
thesun.co.uk/tech/8624077/time-machine-experiment-quantum-physics-electrons/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ykYG2)

91 "Miserable fat Belgian bastards"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (bcbK8)

92 He old Swanson tv dinners in the metal tray that you heated in the oven.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

93 Angelo Carusone just looks like a nasty a-hole. I'm
sure he rides one of those annoying scooters that are now all around DC
and yells at pedestrians to move. They are worse than cyclists.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (OD2ni)


Is he the guy who used to play the cop who always yanked his sunglasses off in dramatic moments, or is he the Jap director who did all those Samurai movies?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (a2xio)

94 70 What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

--------------

Color vs. colorless...
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Yankee is Dutch for boys. When you shorten it to Yank it means post op tranny.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM)

95 I dropped a high quality Star Trek joke in the last thread.Sigh.
Posted by: steevy

Was it wearing a red shirt??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (Dh1wo)

96 >>Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad. As of a few days ago, Asian was OK but don't hold me to that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Me and the missus refer to Chinese delivery simply as "chonnychong." We know it's racisting, but it's just an inside joke.
Which isn't very funny. And is hateful. I guess hate *does* have a home in our house.

Huh.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

97 Because this is a Christian family blog, and using words like "nude" would be vulgar.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (a2xio)


*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (kG5hP)

98 90 interesting that the time travel is mentioned because, it's now been invented -
thesun.co.uk/tech/8624077/time-machine-experiment-quantum-physics-electrons/
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ykYG2)

I already went back and mentioned it in an earlier thread.

And I bought Amazon stock.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (bcbK8)

99
The difference is it isn't shameful to be a Yankee or a Britisher.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (vkS2Z)

Shamefur dispray!

Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (hJHKc)

100 79 Q:What's the difference between a tranny and a gay dude?

A: Nothing, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (xfb67)

The wearing of high heels.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (vkS2Z)

101 Don't either know or care who has trust funds. Does a trust mean you don't work for a living? Well, maybe for some, but for most I think you still have to work although there might be a little more cushion for risk.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (MIKMs)

102 Also, Carusone sounds like a jerk.

Do normal people talk like that, let alone write and *publish* this kind of stuff?? Not in my world.

What a shock that creeps work for creepy Media Matter, where they are paid to slime others.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

103 79 Q:What's the difference between a tranny and a gay dude?

A: Nothing, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 13, 2019 01:59 PM (xfb67)

Some Gay dudes have been known to be good directors.

Posted by: Zombie Ed Wood at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (Izzlo)

104 96 >>Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad. As of a few days ago, Asian was OK but don't hold me to that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Me and the missus refer to Chinese delivery simply as "chonnychong." We know it's racisting, but it's just an inside joke.
Which isn't very funny. And is hateful. I guess hate *does* have a home in our house.

Huh.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

I keep mine in a cuck shed out back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (bcbK8)

105 This is a sincere question: Why does a new thread always get announced on the previous thread as as nood rather than nude?

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (tkNkP)


Because this is a Christian family blog, and using words like "nude" would be vulgar.
Posted by: BurtTC


Damn straight!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (LHT0w)

106 Are we ever going to get to the "just so" plateau? - where everyone uses the correct words and is satisfied and not offended or suffer from hurt feelings, either by words, smirks, gestures, laughs, smiles, grimaces, frowns, tics, etc.I'm thinking no.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (aWjrD)

107 bag of Jew gold

***

Jews steal everything!

Posted by: Broke Leprechaun at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (qyT/x)

108 I can't be the only one who thinks of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" every time I see the portmanteau 'TuCa.'

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

109 Tucker's dad set a fine example in a tradition passed down to Beto O'Rourke and John Kerry.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (ozNHf)

110 Me and the missus refer to Chinese delivery simply as "chonnychong." We know it's racisting, but it's just an inside joke.
Which isn't very funny. And is hateful. I guess hate *does* have a home in our house.

Huh.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)

You wouldn't worry about it if you knew what they are calling you and your wife.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

111 49
Middle school girls everywhere just called and said "these twatter spats between media types are immature and embarrassing."
---

Elementary school girls agree.


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (6vFO7)

Lance and Steve do as well, while arguing among themselves sitting in their breakfast nook of their flat in San Fran over who is going to eat the last Jimmy Dean sausage.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)

112 Since we're over 100:

Were any of the Hollywood folks trying to get their kids into the top HBCUs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Gaze upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (xyung)

113 96 >>Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad. As of a few days ago, Asian was OK but don't hold me to that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Me and the missus refer to Chinese delivery simply as "chonnychong." We know it's racisting, but it's just an inside joke.
Which isn't very funny. And is hateful. I guess hate *does* have a home in our house.

Huh. "

Man, don't tell me that "Slant eyes" is out now, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

114 Trust fund babies tend to fill the guilt that they carry for their privileged existence with communist fantasies.
Tucker is an exception.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (w7KSn)

115 110
Me and the missus refer to Chinese delivery simply as "chonnychong." We know it's racisting, but it's just an inside joke.

Which isn't very funny. And is hateful. I guess hate *does* have a home in our house.



Huh.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (Bdeb0)



You wouldn't worry about it if you knew what they are calling you and your wife.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

And your cat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)

116 I once called my husband's younger brother's ex, "the wacky Paki."


Because:
A. She's Pakistani
B. She's insane

Husband's lib siblings were displeased with me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

117 Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad. As of a few days ago, Asian was OK but don't hold me to that.
-------

All in all, a lot of slippery slopes involved...

Posted by: M at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (iQKgg)

118 Also... I'm pretty sure that it's OK for a Democrat to be a violent drooling racist.

Voting D protects them from all consequences, and even allows them to violently attack conservatives with bike locks in front of police with no attempt to stop them, let alone jail them.


/yeah, D seems to be the ultimate Get Out of Jail Free card.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (6vFO7)

119 I'm a little unclear what someone's socioeconomic status has to do with the materiality of their argument.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

120 Tranny vs gay?

My appreciation of the LBGTQWERTY hierarchy ends somewhere around the B.

I don't care too much what you do with what you've got, but don't pretend you're something you're not.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:03 PM (8erNz)

121 83 What's the difference between shortening "Nipponese" to "Nips" on one hand, and shortening "Yankees" to "Yanks" or "Britishers" to "Brits?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bul8j)

Cuz white?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK

The difference is it isn't shameful to be a Yankee or a Britisher.
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (vkS2Z)

Yet.

Brexit or die, guys. This is your last chance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

122 Are we ever going to get to the "just so" plateau? - where everyone uses the correct words and is satisfied and not offended or suffer from hurt feelings, either by words, smirks, gestures, laughs, smiles, grimaces, frowns, tics, etc.I'm thinking no.
Posted by: washrivergal


The town of Rock Ridge would like to present to you this wreath and a hearty handshake...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (LHT0w)

123 >>You wouldn't worry about it if you knew what they are calling you and your wife. Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

I wouldn't worry about it if I did. I don't speak chonnychong, and so wouldn't know in any case.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

124 Hell, *I* have a trust fund, and my dad was a doctor, not a frozen food heir. And yeah, it's irrelevant to the issue anyway.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (ozNHf)

125 Jew gold is better than gold gold.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (2LelM)

126 you fucking round eyes have no imagination. always with the japs and nips. us chinks are people too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (KP5rU)

127 ==Tucker's dad set a fine example in a tradition passed down to Beto O'Rourke and John Kerry.==

and Juan McCain.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (tkNkP)

128 Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad.

I've actually never heard any members of those groups squawk about that. Or, indeed, much of anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (bul8j)

129 A Jap, A tranny and a Jew with a bag of gold walk into a bar...

Posted by: SJW Woke Joke Book at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (cCxiu)

130 Frankly I don't care about any of that crap he wrote but clearly HE should, if he's upset with Tucker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (39g3+)

131 Is goat-raper still okay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

132 You wouldn't worry about it if you knew what they are calling you and your wife.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 13, 2019 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

And your cat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Lunch Special #3?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (LHT0w)

133 Man, don't tell me that "Slant eyes" is out now, too.


Also, trust me, don't say "that bridge has a slope on it".

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

134 Sponge!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 01:53 PM (LHT0w)


I was close......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (9gDA7)

135 Wait. How did this thread descend into a discussion about noon Asian chicks? Or did I mix that up.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

136 I sense a disturbance in the barrel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

137 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)

138 67
49 Middle school girls everywhere just called and said "these twatter spats between media types are immature and embarrassing."

---



Elementary school girls agree.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 13, 2019 01:56 PM (6vFO7)



That is, like, so wrong?

Posted by: Mean girls at March 13, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)


I know right????!

Posted by: Laughlin Sisters at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (ymnmz)

139 116 I once called my husband's younger brother's ex, "the wacky Paki."


Because:
A. She's Pakistani
B. She's insane

Husband's lib siblings were displeased with me.
--------------------
Its the inbreeding that makes them wacky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)

140 Speaking of Brexit, Jeremy Clarkson sucks cocks in Hell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

141 Oh, TuCa is unquestionably rich. He had a black
professor from Georgetown who was going on about class inequities and
tucker said,



"but you're rich. I know you're rich, because you live in my neighborhood".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 13, 2019 02:00 PM (fuK7c)


Of course, the current reigning champ of clueless wokenesss is Bree Larson, who was being interviewed at some glitzy event by a black chick who asked her how hard it was being a leading actress these days, and stinky old Bree sez:
"Oh yes, it's super hard being a lady actress these days, especially if you are a lady actress of color."

Or words to that effect.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (a2xio)

142 Huh closing tag didn't work

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

143 Oh shit, the Italicans are back.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)

144 Trust fund babies tend to fill the guilt that they carry for their privileged existence with communist fantasies.
Tucker is an exception.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater


Many years ago, my nephew dated a girl that was a trust fund baby. It did, of course, all go south eventually. She hooked up with another trust fund baby, because she thought my nephew was after her money.

He came to call them all "Trustafarians".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (vcOmj)

145 I always found "Nips" a bit titillating.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

146 thesun.co.uk/tech/8624077/time-machine-experiment-quantum-physics-electrons/

Meh. I read that time travel article last year.

Posted by: tbodie at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (4RLKt)

147 Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

BARREL!!!!!!

Damn Top Gear bastards thinking they run the place.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (9gDA7)

148 52
That's nothing, Ace. Tucker supporters call Brian Stelter "poopy-head", or equivalents, when he attacks Tucker...
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/
1105626771599343617

That is true evil.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (Dh1wo)

We cannot let this level of discourse continue. The abuse poured out against glabrous, obese whiners is just the beginning. We must make sure oleaginous twats are safe from hatred.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (CPk08)

149 ...

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (fuK7c)

150

There's GOLD in that there barrel! well, it might actually be boogers.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (ykYG2)

151 137 Good thing he is not a citizen of those shitholes than isn't it?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (BXMxN)

152 Jeremy Clarkson, the barrel awaits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

153 What's this about nude asian chicks?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK8)

154 90 interesting that the time travel is mentioned because, it's now been invented -
thesun.co.uk/tech/8624077/time-machine-experiment-quantum-physics-electrons/
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ykYG2)

DEEEEPLY skeptical. This has the stink of cold fusion about it.

Posted by: Mean girls at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

155 Eyes status - screw loose.

Sexuality - screw loose.

Mentality - screw loose.

Dude has screws that are loose.

Posted by: nip at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (DfGpI)

156 128 Japs is bad. Nips is bad. Orientals is bad. Chinamen is bad.

I've actually never heard any members of those groups squawk about that. Or, indeed, much of anything else.


I recall some kind of game our family played a few years ago where a relative (Chinese) answered a question about something about her family characteristics as 'Yellow'.

The Chinese side of the family laughed, the white family maintained a polite silence.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (8erNz)

157 Also... I'm pretty sure that it's OK for a Democrat to be a violent drooling racist.

Voting D protects them from all consequences, and even allows them to violently attack conservatives with bike locks in front of police with no attempt to stop them, let alone jail them.


/yeah, D seems to be the ultimate Get Out of Jail Free card.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married


Aren't you supposed to be working? The webinar?

I know I am (supposed to be working).

How's is going, wife of mine?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

158 >>152
Jeremy Clarkson, the barrel awaits. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

My god, it's full of Jeremy!

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

159 That article is about reversing entropy on a quantum(very very tiny) scale. And not reversal in the sense of rewinding I believe, but restoration to original state.

Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (hJHKc)

160 145
I always found "Nips" a bit titillating.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (VpIIl)
Proud to call them some of my breast friends.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)

161 48 So its wrong to fear predatory trannies?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 01:51 PM (2LelM)

-------------

Unnecessary. Just wear a garlic infused rabbit foot and they will stay away from you.


i keep a stuffed turbo encabulator dangling from my rearview mirror to ward off the predatory trannies.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (sGtp+)

162 Of course, the current reigning champ of clueless wokenesss is Bree Larson, who was being interviewed at some glitzy event by a black chick who asked her how hard it was being a leading actress these days, and stinky old Bree sez:
"Oh yes, it's super hard being a lady actress these days, especially if you are a lady actress of color."

Or words to that effect.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (a2xio)

Even funnier, she said that to a black woman interviewing her.

Burn in Hell, flat ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (bcbK8)

163 Trustafarians, Limousine Liberals, et al.
Whatever you call them, they are responsible for a shitload of present day social turmoil.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (w7KSn)

164 Wait wut? The Nippalert app from Silicon Valley was about Japanese boobs?

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (786Ro)

165 TUSK!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)

166 What's next in this thread- interstellar travel?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

167 That's nothing, Ace. Tucker supporters call Brian Stelter "poopy-head", or equivalents, when he attacks Tucker...
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/
1105626771599343617

That is true evil.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 13, 2019 01:57 PM (Dh1wo)


That's okay. Last night Tucker called Tater "CNN's eunuch." Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

168 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech." Former ABC News anchor Sam Donaldson reacts to audio tapes of Fox News' Tucker Carlson. "This is the kind of speech, if left unchecked, will change this country forever," Donaldson adds. (link: https://cnn.it/2F9zRKX) cnn.it/2F9zRKX"

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (hECVl)

169 >>>> In another post that same month, Carusone downplayed a male basketball coach's alleged sexual and physical abuse of his female players, adding, "lighten up Japs," using what is considered an ethnic slur.
~~~~~


Maybe I'm off base, but I thought the use of "Japs" here was referring to the female players as JAPs--Jewish American Princesses.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (NtglE)

170 I shall see myself to the Barrel and pray that I come out with my gentleman's sausage intact.

Power!

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (fuK7c)

171 158 >>152
Jeremy Clarkson, the barrel awaits. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

My god, it's full of Jeremy!


Yeah, but if Piers Morgan's in there we might have a problem.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (8erNz)

172 Heather sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

173 Hell, *I* have a trust fund, and my dad was a doctor, not a frozen food heir. And yeah, it's irrelevant to the issue anyway.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 02:04 PM (ozNHf)


Yep, I'm hardly rich, and I have one... meaning my name is on it, but that just means my kids get taken care of if (not when, if) I die, without those stinking tranny Jew Japs in the guvment getting their hands on it first.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (a2xio)

174 The article doesn't suggest this was done without net energy inputs so don't get excited about thermodynamics either. The scientist seems to think this has some applications for computing(I know substantially less about cutting edge processors so no comment).

Posted by: Someguy at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (hJHKc)

175 Somebody stuff Dinaldson's rug in his mouth and throat punch the bitch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

176 Tusk Fund!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

177 175 Somebody stuff Dinaldson's rug in his mouth and throat punch the bitch.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)

I'm on it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

178 137 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)


More properly, "Every American Ever could face Hate Speech Charges if they were Canadian or British."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)

179 Maybe I'm off base, but I thought the use of "Japs" here was referring to the female players as JAPs--Jewish American Princesses.

Posted by: IrishEi


I always thought it went by capitalization.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (LHT0w)

180 ==Trustafarians, Limousine Liberals, et al. ==

Limousine Liberals, Lipstick Lesbians. Easy to get mixed up. All those "Ls" there.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (tkNkP)

181 Die by Twatting you useless twits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (TJ9+R)

182 He seems nice, and his only purpose is deplatforming people, whether it's Tucker, Rush, Trump. . . What's an apt word for these self-styled censors such as Curasone, Oliver Darcy?


https://muckrack.com/angelo-carusone/articles

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

183 Meh. I read that time travel article last year.

-
I saw it tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

184 127 ==Tucker's dad set a fine example in a tradition passed down to Beto O'Rourke and John Kerry.==

and Juan McCain.

And Gavin "Getty Oil" Newsom. Despite that, Carlson hasn't turned into a Bolshie.

Posted by: Wendy at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bpemY)

185 The only thing I know about JAPS are the blow job jokes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bLhAC)

186 I shall see myself to the Barrel and pray that I come out with my gentleman's sausage intact.

Power!
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (fuK7c)


Your hash has fuk in it, so you MIGHT be forgiven.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (9gDA7)

187 More properly, "Every American Ever could face Hate Speech Charges if they were Canadian or British."
Posted by: Tom Servo


Those are silly places. Let's not go there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (vcOmj)

188 183 Meh. I read that time travel article last year.

-
I saw it tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:11 PM (+y/Ru)

I saw 'The Day After Tomorrow'. Talk about 'meh'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

189 You forgot TransFursonas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (TJ9+R)

190 Another funny today: Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth fucking Warren!, criticized the corruptocrat parents for faking their college applications and unfair claims of athlete status. This from the woman whose entire professional career was built on fake Native American status claims.

There is no shame anywhere in her. No where in that deep dark guilty-as-hell soul does Warren feel even the slightest compunction about exposing herself further as a complete douchebag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)

191 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



Once again, Lefties: Hate speech is not illegal in the US. Stop trying to enforce laws that don't exist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)

192 185 The only thing I know about JAPS are the blow job jokes.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bLhAC)

I thought it was the Vietnamese who 'suckee suckee'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8)

193 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

Speaking of which.. any response from CNN eunuch?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (kG5hP)

194 189 You forgot TransFursonas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (TJ9+R)

Oh boy, do I want to know what the hell that is?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

195 So state prosecutors jump right in to continue Penny ante case against Manafort for crime of benefitting Trump. But we're totes not living in a police state.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (BmG3e)

196 Apparently the newest SHOCKING AUDIO is him making fun of the dumbass Miss Teen USA and her historically dimwitted word salad about maps. Because no one made fun of her at the time or anything.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (ozNHf)

197 The left are hypocrites and Jew Haters? Well knock me over with a feather.

Also

Manafort is scummy kind of guy and guilty of financial crap but no way he would be in jail if he was not associated with PDT and that scrunt Judge knows it but denies it. And now the States are pilling on.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (Y+V3r)

198 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."
=====

Pick a little, talk a little, talk a little, peck a lot. Old maids having their sanctimonious sanctimony.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (MIKMs)

199 I had a buddy growing up that had a Jewish father and Japanese mother. He referred to himself as a "Jewp".

Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (prSvo)

200
There is no shame anywhere in her. No where in
that deep dark guilty-as-hell soul does Warren feel even the slightest
compunction about exposing herself further as a complete douchebag.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)


Yep she bottomed out. So she's gonna own it, like Harley Quinn. The greater her depravity the greater her power.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

201
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)



Speaking of which.. any response from CNN eunuch?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (kG5hP)


Not that I know of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

202 I wish that we could pinpoint the very first example of liberals not living by the standards they insist you must live by.

If we could, we could get an accurate counter going.

I'm gonna estimate this is example #29,386,542,693,812.

I'm estimating conservatively.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (gCzjH)

203 183 Meh. I read that time travel article last year.
-
I saw it tomorrow.

Ace is his own Grandpa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

204 Ace, I'm 100% behind Tucker, but his dad married into the Swanson frozen food family when Tucker was young. His dad was also ambassador to the Seychelles. I'm betting Tucker absolutely has some trust funds.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 01:54 PM (ozNHf)

It's very possible that Tucker has a safety net, but he is not letting these goons slander him. How many Bush' es or Gores can say that? Plus, he was a dead head, and I count that a lot!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (lonOK)

205 The NY DA just charge Manafort with Mortgage Fraud.

I hope the day comes when all these Democrats get their comeuppance, especially the commenters at the WSJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

206

EM ANKIMO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (GEhPL)

207 Meh. I read that time travel article last year.

-
I saw it tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


There once was a lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She went out for walk to see all the sights
And came back on the previous night!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (vcOmj)

208 Because no Bangladeshi person has any money at all. Ever.

Posted by: West at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (7Fa8Y)

209 DEEEEPLY skeptical. This has the stink of cold fusion about it.
======

As well as the miracle cancer cure we heard about a month or so ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (vg8iE)

210 Turning Japanese are we?

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (TJ9+R)

211 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."
=====


Oh, shut your pie hole, Gloria Vanderfag......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (9gDA7)

212 I saw 'The Day After Tomorrow'. Talk about 'meh'...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK

I read this and thought 'He did not like Edge of Tomorrow?' I forgot about the Al Gore thing. Too bad I could not forget about Al Gore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

213 198
Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."
=====

Pick a little, talk a little, talk a little, peck a lot. Old maids having their sanctimonious sanctimony.


Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (MIKMs)


From the fellah that called all the Teapartiers "teabaggers" knowing full well what it means.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

214 JAP-Jewish American Princess? or the slant eyes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (FJqw3)

215 I had a buddy growing up that had a Jewish father and Japanese mother. He referred to himself as a "Jewp".
Posted by: Guzalot at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (prSvo)

So he was a product of "Yellow Fever"? Yes very common amongst us Tribe People

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (Y+V3r)

216 Yep, I'm hardly rich, and I have one... meaning my name is on it, but that just means my kids get taken care of if (not when, if) I die, without those stinking tranny Jew Japs in the guvment getting their hands on it first.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:10 PM (a2xio)

----------------------

I know a woman who has one, precisely because she was so bad with money her entire life. She ran to her very wealthy Daddy for everything. When her Dad passed, she found out her inheritance was in a generation skipping trust. Her 2 sisters did well in life and got theirs trust free. This woman now makes a living harassing her trustees for a few more bucks every month, as she only gets the interest on the money.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (ffYR/)

217 I wish that we could pinpoint the very first example of liberals not living by the standards they insist you must live by.

If we could, we could get an accurate counter going.

I'm gonna estimate this is example #29,386,542,693,812.

I'm estimating conservatively.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Hook the counter up to an electric motor.
Free electricity for life!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (LHT0w)

218
My god, it's full of Jeremy!

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)



Yesterday it was full of Chad, but Yesterday's Gone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (OLCnA)

219 ==Pick a little, talk a little, talk a little, peck a lot. Old maids having their sanctimonious sanctimony. ==

That makes Tucker look like "My White Knight".

Posted by: corn and beans at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (tkNkP)

220 >>There is no shame anywhere in her. No where in that
deep dark guilty-as-hell soul does Warren feel even the slightest
compunction about exposing herself further as a complete douchebag. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)

Yao. She is Arha, the Eaten One.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

221 214 In his case the proper term is "cock socket".

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (BXMxN)

222 214
Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."

=====



Oh, shut your pie hole, Gloria Vanderfag......

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (9gDA7)


#checkyourcollegeadmissionsprivelegeandyvanderbilt

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

223 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."
=======

It's also Constitutionally protected speech, felcher.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (vg8iE)

224 I don't understand why homosexuals don't have to keep their face vaginas covered in public.

Posted by: x at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (nFwvY)

225 "169 >>>> In another post that same month, Carusone downplayed a male basketball coach's alleged sexual and physical abuse of his female players, adding, "lighten up Japs," using what is considered an ethnic slur.
~~~~~


Maybe I'm off base, but I thought the use of "Japs" here was referring to the female players as JAPs--Jewish American Princesses.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 13, 2019 02:09 PM (NtglE) "




Well, I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (wA4OO)

226 Tucker cant possibly compete with a real work-a-day blue collar lunch pail guy like Anderson Cooper. Now there's a guy who never got anything from his family name.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (ozNHf)

227 Very good.

More of this, please.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (9hauA)

228 So he was a product of "Yellow Fever"? Yes very common amongst us Tribe People
Posted by: Nevergiveup


*raises hand*

Ashkenazi with Asian mtDNA here. *Somebody* back in my family line liked it spicy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (ykYG2)

229 I just looked at the sidebar link about Aunt Becky's kid posing and posturing about not attending classes. The young fillies seem to be over-improving their eyebrows. What is up with that? It looks like a pomo Mommie Dearest redux. I just finished a temp assignment and the young 20 something who worked with me had those drawn on, over-improved eyebrows. They're not necessary.



Who started this fad?

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DJFLF)

230 108 I can't be the only one who thinks of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" every time I see the portmanteau 'TuCa.'

Makes me think of both TGtB&tU and Tuco from Breaking Bad.

tight-tight-tight!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (DQjsT)

231 Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (wezwm)

232 200

There is no shame anywhere in her. No where in

that deep dark guilty-as-hell soul does Warren feel even the slightest

compunction about exposing herself further as a complete douchebag.




Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)


Yep she bottomed out. So she's gonna own it, like Harley Quinn. The greater her depravity the greater her power.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:14 PM (ymnmz)
+++
She has watermelon sized balls, I'll give her that.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (aWjrD)

233 195 So state prosecutors jump right in to continue Penny ante case against Manafort for crime of benefitting Trump. But we're totes not living in a police state."

I think the State prosecutors are believing the left wing hype that "Trump will pardon Manafort!" so they're trying to get State charges going so Trump can't touch them.

It's stupid on many levels, not the least of which is that there's no reason to think that Trump would actually do that, except left wing fantasy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)

234 >>Too bad I could not forget about Al Gore. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

Note to self: Resume late-night "Broward is still counting, Mr. Vice President!!" autodial phone calls.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

235 Is everyone at CNN gay or is it just their prime time lineup?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (9gDA7)

236 Hook the counter up to an electric motor.
Free electricity for life!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (LHT0w)

.....

Well, I'd say if I had a dollar for every time a liberal proved themselves a hypocrite that I could pay off the federal debt.

So maybe I'll just use the federal debt clock to track their hypocrisy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (gCzjH)

237 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:12 PM (bcbK

Oh no! Sorry to hear you didn't like it. I actually do think its a pretty good movie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (LISuA)

238 Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

-
No, no, that was the Germans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

239 I *get* that some eyebrow maintenance is necessary, but these kids are borderline Groucho- looking.

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (DJFLF)

240 Woman has anaphylactic reaction to semen in first reported case of it's kind(spoiler:it wasn't the semen she was allergic too)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324193/

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (BXMxN)

241
Any time the media writes about physics, they'll get it very wrong and try to hype up something to make it sound cool or sensational.

All they've done is reverse the evolution of system from order to disorder back to order again, making it appear the thermodynamic "arrow of time" was reversed.

And this is as quantum computer applications, which is what they're working on.

Which reminds me about the rumor the NSA actually has a working quantum computer in that super secret facility out in the Utah desert that uses as much power as Salt Lake City.

If they do have such a thing, then just about all (common) encryption is now child's play for them to break.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (f1Vqw)

242 Very good.

More of this, please.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (9hauA)


I agree.

They made the rule book, may they all die in a fire by it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (9gDA7)

243 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."

I agree about your network's New Year's Eve specials, Anderson.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (DQjsT)

244 If Anderson Cooper said something on CNN and nobody was listening to it, would it really make any difference?


And didja ever notice that Bill Maher and Anderson Cooper are starting to look like each other? Separated at birth, or just exposure to the isotope Stupidium?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

245 No, no, that was the Germans.

forget it, he's rolling

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (ykYG2)

246 234
Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (wezwm)

It's too far for me, too.

Posted by: Kwai River at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ufFY8)

247 Yesterday it was full of Chad, but Yesterday's Gone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 02:16 PM (OLCnA)

Tuesday's Gone like the Wind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)

248 243 Woman has anaphylactic reaction to semen in first reported case of it's kind(spoiler:it wasn't the semen she was allergic too)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324193/
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (BXMxN)


New band name idea: "Killer Jizz"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)

249 China's cultural revolution died out as Mao got old and died. How are we going to end ours? There is no central figure to depose. Are we doomed to criticism sessions forever?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ODqVx)

250 >>It looks like a pomo Mommie Dearest redux. Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DJFLF)

Nice work.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

251 232
I just looked at the sidebar link about Aunt Becky's kid posing and
posturing about not attending classes. The young fillies seem to be
over-improving their eyebrows. What is up with that? It looks like a
pomo Mommie Dearest redux. I just finished a temp assignment and the
young 20 something who worked with me had those drawn on, over-improved
eyebrows. They're not necessary.



Who started this fad?


Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DJFLF)


You tube make up videos where the make up levels escalate until they all look like clowns. Its a young un thing. Everything in social media becomes a fetish.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

252 249 234
Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (wezwm)

It's too far for me, too.
Posted by: Kwai River at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ufFY


"What have I done?"

- - Colonel Nicholson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)

253 I notice the eyebrow thing among the younger set. Cashier at Safeway the other day had such ludicrously overdone ones I almost LOL'd.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (DQjsT)

254 Woman has anaphylactic reaction to semen in first reported case of it's kind
=======

I swear I've heard this claim before - several years ago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (vg8iE)

255 232 Trannies?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)

256 Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

-
No, no, that was the Germans.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)


He was talking about a bridge too far on the River Kwai

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (OLCnA)

257 JAP jokes are like Redneck or Aggie or Blonde jokes. Or at least used to be.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (bLhAC)

258 Note to self: Resume late-night "Broward is still counting, Mr. Vice President!!" autodial phone calls.
Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

Broward County's schtick these days seems to be to keep on "counting" and finding more and more Democrat votes out of thin air until a court calls shenanigans and orders them to stop.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (J+mig)

259
He was talking about a bridge too far on the River Kwai
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (OLCnA)


I bet there was a slope on it.

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (9gDA7)

260 I just looked at the sidebar link about Aunt Becky's
kid posing and posturing about not attending classes. The young fillies
seem to be over-improving their eyebrows. What is up with that? It
looks like a pomo Mommie Dearest redux. I just finished a temp
assignment and the young 20 something who worked with me had those drawn
on, over-improved eyebrows. They're not necessary.



Who started this fad?


Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DJFLF)


Looks like that kid has had plastic surgery.


I'm assuming she's already raking in tons of cash from her Youtube channel. She does cheesecake poses for the 12 year olds who subscribe to her channel.


At this point I think it's blatantly obvious that all the efforts engaged in by her parents, to secure for her a "prestigious" placement in a university was for their own sense of well being, not hers.


She's set for life already.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (a2xio)

261 251
243 Woman has anaphylactic reaction to semen in first reported case of
it's kind(spoiler:it wasn't the semen she was allergic too)



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324193/

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (BXMxN)





New band name idea: "Killer Jizz"





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Somebody just gave their last mouth hug.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (jxbfJ)

262 247
If Anderson Cooper said something on CNN and nobody was listening to it, would it really make any difference?





And didja ever notice that Bill Maher and Anderson Cooper are
starting to look like each other? Separated at birth, or just exposure
to the isotope Stupidium?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (vcOmj)

+++
Never in my life had I heard of the term "tea-bagging" until there was aAnderson Cooper.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (aWjrD)

263 231 So he was a product of "Yellow Fever"? Yes very common amongst us Tribe People
Posted by: Nevergiveup

*raises hand*

Ashkenazi with Asian mtDNA here. *Somebody* back in my family line liked it spicy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (ykYG2)

Or got on the wrong side of a Mongolian.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

264 Because no Bangladeshi person has any money at all. Ever.

Posted by: West at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (7Fa8Y)

Yes. In the minds of these people all brown and black people are poor and dumb. Which is why they have to swoop in to save us.

As Tim Pool says, they are white supremacists with guilty consciences. But I'm not even sure the guilty conscience applies in a lot of cases. Just a hunger for power.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (9hauA)

265 260 JAP jokes are like Redneck or Aggie or Blonde jokes. Or at least used to be.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:21 PM (bLhAC)


"Hey, only I can call Riceball a riceball!"

- - BOY-ington

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

266 Well, if you ever wondered how Germany in the 30s and 40s got going and went off the rails, history appears to have another object lesson for you.

I never needed one as I realized people are gigantic douchenozzles at a young age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

267 Female basketball players? Pretty sure when this clown said "japs" he was using it as the 'Jewish American Princess' slur.

Posted by: Outtaboro at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (F/Su3)

268 New band name idea: "Killer Jizz"





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)


Nuclear Jizm

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (9gDA7)

269 I read this and thought 'He did not like Edge of
Tomorrow?' I forgot about the Al Gore thing. Too bad I could not forget
about Al Gore.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

================
What an idiot I am! I did the same thing, except I responded before catching myself.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Raise you! at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (LISuA)

270 At this point I think it's blatantly obvious that all the efforts engaged in by her parents, to secure for her a "prestigious" placement in a university was for their own sense of well being, not hers.

Non-Binary Ben was saying the same. That this was all to make the parents feel better about their kids being stupid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (DQjsT)

271 More properly, "Every American Ever could face Hate Speech Charges if they were Canadian or British."

In something of a fit of irony, the "c-word" that has so many people flipping their shit with Tucker, apparently, is a much more normalized cuss in Britlandia... because of reasons.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (HtLSE)

272
Ashkenazi with Asian mtDNA here. *Somebody* back in my family line liked it spicy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM


Can we nip this DNA talk in the bud?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (jYje5)

273

There are two types of semen allergy. General and specific. In the former, it's all semen causes the reaction. In the latter, it's just some particular genetic combination that triggers it.

It reminds me of a porn star who had an experience with the latter type. She tweeted a picture of herself. She had a red rash all over her face. You could see the splash marks....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (f1Vqw)

274 State Dept: Golan Heights is Israeli
For the first time, Human Rights Report calls Golan Heights 'Israeli-controlled,' drops reference to 'occupation' in Judea and Samaria.

Hum? I wonder what omar and occasional cortex have to say about this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (Y+V3r)

275
256 I notice the eyebrow thing among the younger set. Cashier at Safeway the other day had such ludicrously overdone ones I almost LOL'd.
---------------------
How do you like the paint on eyebrows?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

276 That this was all to make the parents feel better about their kids being stupid.
=======

More likely to paper over their failures as parents

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (vg8iE)

277 274 Much,much more as in every third or fourth word from many Brits...

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (BXMxN)

278 I was going to call my new band Jazz Cabbage, but I could think about Nuclear Jizm.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (DQjsT)

279 >>physical abuse of his female players, adding, "lighten up Japs," using what is considered an ethnic slur.

You mean "Jewish American Princess"? Otherwise "Japs" isn't much of a slur.

Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (qEujL)

280 I can't be the only one who thinks of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" every time I see the portmanteau 'TuCa.'

Makes me think of both TGtB&tU and Tuco from Breaking Bad.

tight-tight-tight!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM




I thought TuCa was the phonetic spelling of the way Mark Steyn pronounces "Tucker"

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (786Ro)

281
It reminds me of a porn star who had an experience with the latter type. She tweeted a picture of herself. She had a red rash all over her face. You could see the splash marks....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (f1Vqw)

---------


I'll bet her parents were so proud.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (wezwm)

282 >>Who started this fad?


Drag queens by way of the Kardashians.
Not kidding. Apparently most current make-up trends are pilfered from drag queers (think elaborate foundation contouring).

http://tinyurl.com/yya472qv

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (W+vEI)

283 So there is this headline out there about scientists going back in time with a quantum time machine.

First, that's been done at the aoshq for a decade.

Second, although these people are light years smarter than me, I am not buying it, I think there is something wrong with their observations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (r+sAi)

284 249 234
Sorry, but anti-Jap bigotry is just a bridge too far for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:18 PM (wezwm)

It's too far for me, too.
Posted by: Kwai River at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ufFY


"What have I done?"

- - Colonel Nicholson

-
Madness! Madness!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (+y/Ru)

285 Or got on the wrong side of a Mongolian.

Mitochondrial DNA. It's female. Although maybe she liked to get on top a lot

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (ykYG2)

286 242 I *get* that some eyebrow maintenance is necessary, but these kids are borderline Groucho- looking.
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (DJFLF)

Is this another case of being a dude makes things a lot easier? Get them trimmed when you have a haircut or use the useless attachment for the trimmer at home.

Don't go against the grain! Good way to lose an eyebrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

287 All this Jap talks reminds me of Mothra and Godzilla.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)

288 285 Ha,see my guess at 232.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (BXMxN)

289 258
232 Trannies?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (BXMxN)

sounds right.


You tube make up videos where the make up levels
escalate until they all look like clowns. Its a young un thing.
Everything in social media becomes a fetish.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

I know teens and young women like to experiment with makeup, I remember when I used to pile on the war paint Mom told me I was ruining my face and I didn't need that junk. Mom was right. Thank God I started going to France and Italy and noticed the women had great skin and minimal maquillage.. At around age 30, my fascination with all that camouflage was OVER.

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

290 In something of a fit of irony, the "c-word" that has so many people flipping their shit with Tucker
========

But I'm praised when I say it!!!!

Hahaha! Bite me, bitchez!

Posted by: Samantha Bee at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (vg8iE)

291 Anderson Cooper tweeted this "This is vulgarity. This is hate speech. This is homophobic speech."

I agree about your network's New Year's Eve specials, Anderson.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:19 PM (DQjsT)


Says the guy who called the Tea Partiers "teabaggers." The guy who let Kathy Griffin simulate giving him a BJ on New Year's Eve.


That guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

292 >Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



Once again, Lefties: Hate speech is not illegal in the US. Stop trying to enforce laws that don't exist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)
********************
They've got plans for the future and they're showing their hand.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (hECVl)

293
I saw Red Hot Semen open for Desiree Cousteau at the Show World Center in '80. .50 cents every 3 minutes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (zBaqJ)

294 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

This just in: Tucker Carlson Could Face Apostasy Charges if He Were Muslim

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (bul8j)

295 I mean 258 replying to 232.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (BXMxN)

296 Well they ( women ) claim that eating asparagus makes swallowing out of the question.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (bLhAC)

297 To be fair nothing wrong with calling a tranny a tranny...
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (BXMxN)

You sort of have to. If you call it a differential, you will have nothing but trouble at the parts counter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (nPGq2)

298 Mongolian girls are always on top.

Posted by: House Music All Night Long at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (vtd+q)

299 Tucker was a deadhead, which is another reason I like him!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (lonOK)

300 You mean "Jewish American Princess"? Otherwise "Japs" isn't much of a slur.
Posted by: Caliban at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (qEujL)

If he had made a canned vending machine coffee joke, we would have more clarity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

301 Don't splatter the batter, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (wezwm)

302 How do you like the paint on eyebrows?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

Yep, that's what they were, giant painted-on eyebrows that seemed about a full inch thick and squared off at the corners. Weird.

Many of my college-aged niece's friends do that and I see it on a lot of the college girls in my town. Thank goodness my niece doesn't. It looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (DQjsT)

303 >>I'll bet her parents were so proud. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (wezwm)

1. They did not like the cut of her jib.2. They did not ask for a copy of her newsletter.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (Bdeb0)

304 I've heard wedding cake can make them allergic to blow jobs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (gCzjH)

305 At this point I think it's blatantly obvious that
all the efforts engaged in by her parents, to secure for her a
"prestigious" placement in a university was for their own sense of well
being, not hers.


--------------------------------------------------
Non-Binary Ben was saying the same. That this was all to make the parents feel better about their kids being stupid.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (DQjsT)


Yeah, she might be stupid, I don't know. She looks good in a pushup bra, that's for sure, and that's all it takes to make it on Youtube these days.


Kinda seems like she's well aware of that fact.


I get a perverse feeling thinking about these Hollywood kids rebelling against their parents by turning into hardcore capitalists. If this girl is selling what she's got, more power to her.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (a2xio)

306 Never order asparagus in a date,...

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)

307
The Chest-Burster "Honey" Drippers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

308 EU ANTI-ANTISEMITISM CZAR: MIGRANTS CAN UNLEARN ANTI-JEWISH PREJUDICES

Yeah? NO

Especially since the EU is as antisemitic as anyone

LOL, but nice try

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (Y+V3r)

309
Desiree Cousteau

Desiree Cousteau plus John Holmes. Classic vintage.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (jYje5)

310 270
Female basketball players? Pretty sure when this clown said "japs" he was using it as the 'Jewish American Princess' slur.

Posted by: Outtaboro at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (F/Su3)

because like Asian Japs are too short to play basketball? That is so....I cant even.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (FJqw3)

311 297
Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



This just in: Tucker Carlson Could Face Apostasy Charges if He Were Muslim

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (bul8j)

This just in..... failed news rag just notices whats wrong with Canada and Britain.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (ymnmz)

312 I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)

313 309 Never order asparagus in a date,...
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)


Emitting loud flatus during sex. Definitely not arousing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)

314 US to ground all 737 MAX

Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (Y+V3r)

315 This Just In: GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (DQjsT)

316 311 EU ANTI-ANTISEMITISM CZAR: MIGRANTS CAN UNLEARN ANTI-JEWISH PREJUDICES

Yeah? NO

Especially since the EU is as antisemitic as anyone

LOL, but nice try
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (Y+V3r)

We will put the Fox in charge of this henhouse! It is a plan crazy enough, it just might work!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

317 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



Once again, Lefties: Hate speech is not illegal in the US. Stop trying to enforce laws that don't exist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:13 PM (W+vEI)
********************
They've got plans for the future and they're showing their hand.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2019 02:25 PM (hECVl)

----------------------------

This is why they passed that idiotic non binding resolution condemning hate in the House. They are getting this party started.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ffYR/)

318 1st Rule About Nood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Still a horde apprentice so my question would be is there a rule book, or is this like marriage and I don't get a copy of it?

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (uSoVh)

319 Trump is grounding the 737 Max 8 and 9.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (/tuJf)

320 274 More properly, "Every American Ever could face Hate Speech Charges if they were Canadian or British."

In something of a fit of irony, the "c-word" that has so many people flipping their shit with Tucker, apparently, is a much more normalized cuss in Britlandia... because of reasons.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (HtLSE)

To make a serious point, the reasons that Americans have always believed in and allowed Free Speech is that in countries that regulate it, "hate speech" in practice ALWAYS turns into "Politically Unpopular Speech". And Politically Popular Speech is *never* called Hate Speech, by definition.

And then it devolves even more, to where the Left is today, in which there are only two kinds of Speech - "Speech by People we Like" and "Speech by People we Don't Like." As they make obvious with their de-platforming moves, they are on a mission to destroy the latter one completely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)

321 315 I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)


"Meh. I saw a Deadhead sticking to a Cadillac. Fucking guy didn't get out the crosswalk..."

- - Vinny Boombatz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)

322 305
How do you like the paint on eyebrows?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)



Yep, that's what they were, giant painted-on eyebrows that seemed about a full inch thick and squared off at the corners. Weird.



Many of my college-aged niece's friends do that and I see it on a
lot of the college girls in my town. Thank goodness my niece doesn't. It
looks ridiculous.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM (DQjsT)


Ah yes the pre teen Groucho look.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

323 I have to constantly remind myself that the media is our betters, because live evidence is hard to find.

Posted by: Inogame at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (ySZHT)

324 Woman has anaphylactic reaction to semen in first reported case of it's kind(spoiler:it wasn't the semen she was allergic too)



Take the condom off before blowing him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (LHT0w)

325 Don't go against the grain! Good way to lose an eyebrow.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

lol
I had a college friend who was a natural blonde and therefore looked like she had no eyebrows, so I can see why she would need to lightly pencil in some eyebrow. But the current fad requires eyebrow templates that one fills in with Sharpie markers.

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

326 To be fair nothing wrong with calling a tranny a tranny...
Posted by: steevy


You sort of have to. If you call it a differential, you will have nothing but trouble at the parts counter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2019 02:26 PM



I'm not changing THAT fluid

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (786Ro)

327 322 Trump is grounding the 737 Max 8 and 9.

For real?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (DQjsT)

328 288 Or got on the wrong side of a Mongolian.

Mitochondrial DNA. It's female. Although maybe she liked to get on top a lot
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 13, 2019 02:24 PM (ykYG2)

You've gotta admit, my theory would be more interesting as a fantasy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

329

Mae West learned her famous walk from a drag queen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (f1Vqw)

330 317 US to ground all 737 MAX

Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest


Nah. There aren't enough of the MAX 8s in those fleets to screw things up. Just means the maintenance crews have to keep the earlier 737s in the air.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)

331 Midget - Dwarf Basketball would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)

332 317 US to ground all 737 MAX

Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (Y+V3r)

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Fortunately, Microsoft is handling the software upgrade. Once Airworthiness Vista 2.0 is installed, they'll be right back in service.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (wezwm)

333 327 Wasn't latex

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (BXMxN)

334
Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"


"Newsweek Staffers Would Face Asphyxiation if They Were Based on Mars"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

335 321 1st Rule About Nood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Still a horde apprentice so my question would be is there a rule book, or is this like marriage and I don't get a copy of it?
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (uSoVh)

The latter. And don't try to guess or we change the rules again.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

336 317 US to ground all 737 MAX

Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest"

I suspect this means that the preliminary findings on the Ethiopian crash are looking bad for Boeing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (Kpl3J)

337 Midget - Dwarf Basketball would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddin Head


--

Right behind the pole vaulting competition.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (YslsA)

338 330 322 Trump is grounding the 737 Max 8 and 9.

For real?

I figured he would.... He made remarks about it that weren't too positive

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (O2RFr)

339 Still a horde apprentice so my question would be is there a rule book, or is this like marriage and I don't get a copy of it?
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder



Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (LHT0w)

340 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

This just in: Tucker Carlson Could Face Apostasy Charges if He Were Muslim

-
Now if six turned out to be nine,
I don't mind, I don't mind,

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (+y/Ru)

341 >>Midget - Dwarf Basketball would be fun to watch.

My money is on the Dwarves. They don't mess around with those battle axes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (/tuJf)

342 This is Trump the Populist.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (DQjsT)

343 PDT has just issued an executive order grounding all US-based 737 Max 8 and 9 jets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

344 To be fair nothing wrong with calling a tranny a tranny...

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 01:52 PM (BXMxN)



You sort of have to. If you call it a differential,


All these trannies in the news aren't fixing the leak in mine.

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (FhXTo)

345 5 I thought "Japs" was fine, it's "Nips" that they don't like.
_________________

They're both just abbreviations of longer words (Jap for Japanese; Nip for Nipponese) so what's the big deal? How is shortening a word disparaging or "raaaaacist"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (fqUgw)

346 324 315 I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)


"Meh. I saw a Deadhead sticking to a Cadillac. Fucking guy didn't get out the crosswalk..."

- - Vinny Boombatz
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)


A little voice inside my head said, 'don't look back'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK8)

347 317
US to ground all 737 MAX



Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (Y+V3r)
++++I'd be a bit more than hesitant about getting on any aircraft taking off from Ethiopia. Ever. But that's just me.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (aWjrD)

348 "this anti-trans, anti-semite, anti-Japanese hater should be fired"

Who am I to question the new rules?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (t6MX/)

349 Nah. There aren't enough of the MAX 8s in those fleets to screw things up. Just means the maintenance crews have to keep the earlier 737s in the air.
Posted by: JEM


DC-3's FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (LHT0w)

350 Fortunately, Microsoft is handling the software upgrade. Once Airworthiness Vista 2.0 is installed, they'll be right back in service."

Of course they'll interrupt the program and start the download 5 minutes before touch down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (Kpl3J)

351 Seems like a reasonable precaution.The Air force grounds types when there is an accident often just in case.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (BXMxN)

352 There's actually not that many of them. I think Southwest has the most and even there it's a small percentage of the fleet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (DQjsT)

353 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

....

And yet threatening a journalist with bodily harm, such as imprisonment, is now a federal crime in the US.

We must take up arms against the Canucks!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (gCzjH)

354
Trump is grounding the 737 Max 8 and 9.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM


Crap. I'm kinda certain it was runway debris or bird, or some other debris that got sucked up into the engine. If you've ever seen the fatal Concorde take off footage it appears to be the same type of event.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8yizEzRDzc&t=181s

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (jYje5)

355 Emitting loud flatus during sex. Definitely not arousing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)

speak for yourself!

Posted by: Shep! at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (FJqw3)

356 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

If TuCa's Aunt had balls she would be his Uncle

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (FZYNt)

357 PDT has just issued an executive order grounding all US-based 737 Max 8 and 9 jets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (ptqGC)


2 crash in 3 days, seems, well.....not a knee jerk.

Air travel is the safest form of transportation.

Lets not fuck up those numbers.

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (9gDA7)

358 Now if six turned out to be nine,

-------

Too old.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (Izzlo)

359 Air travel is the safest form of transportation.

Lets not fuck up those numbers.

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (O2RFr)

360 US to ground all 737 MAX

Well that will fuck up air travel, especially for American And Southwest



Make up for it with helicopters?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (786Ro)

361 Well, this should be interesting. This morning the MSM and libs (BIRM) were complaining that PDT hadn't asked the airlines to ground the jets.

Now he has. Now they'll bitch about him grounding them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (ptqGC)

362 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

"Newsweek Staffers Would Face Asphyxiation if They Were Based on Mars"


yeah. There's a reason for that revolutionary war thing, and that bill of rights thing.

Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)

363 >>This is why they passed that idiotic non binding resolution condemning hate in the House. They are getting this party started.



Yes, definitely!
They've been busy normalizing the concept of hate speech being not allowed, and there being serious consequences. Prepping the battlespace to pass legislation that enforces this.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (W+vEI)

364 Emitting loud flatus during sex. Definitely not arousing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:28 PM (zBaqJ)


Why did she queef in my face....?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (9gDA7)

365 DC-3's FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (LHT0w)

--------

Where's the love, man?

Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (wezwm)

366 Shep hasn't ripped a loud one since he was a virgin....

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (BXMxN)

367 I had a college friend who was a natural blonde and therefore looked like she had no eyebrows, so I can see why she would need to lightly pencil in some eyebrow. But the current fad requires eyebrow templates that one fills in with Sharpie markers.
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

It's been a frightening thing for a few years. That and ridiculous fake lashes so heavy you wonder how the person is able to keep her eyes open.

Makeup is supposed to enhance not completely change your face. Unless you are on stage. If you are just walking around, no.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (9hauA)

368 Don't forget to get Powerball tickets for tonight.

Only way the Horde will afford Ginger Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (TJ9+R)

369
340 Midget - Dwarf Basketball would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddin Head


What would be the point spread if a Midget-Dwarf All-Star Basketball team took on the WNBA All-Stars?

M-Ds by at least two dozen points?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (pNxlR)

370 364 Well, this should be interesting. This morning the MSM and libs (BIRM) were complaining that PDT hadn't asked the airlines to ground the jets.

Now he has. Now they'll bitch about him grounding them.

I'd laugh. If it weren't true

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (O2RFr)

371 They're both just abbreviations of longer words (Jap for Japanese; Nip for Nipponese) so what's the big deal? How is shortening a word disparaging or "raaaaacist"?

....

What are "gooks"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (gCzjH)

372 "Newsweek Staffers Would Face Asphyxiation if They Were Based on Mars"

"Newsweek Would Face Use As TP, In Birdcages, if Still Actually Printed On Paper or Subscribed To"

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (HtLSE)

373 Why Grounding the MAX Planes Makes Trump a Dictator Just Like Hitler Who Must Be Impeached

- The Fake News Media, working right now

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (DQjsT)

374 Still a horde apprentice so my question would be is there a rule book, or is this like marriage and I don't get a copy of it?
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train

The latter. And don't try to guess or we change the rules again.
Posted by: joncelli



And after your 10th anniversary here, you get an automatic membership upgrade from chipboard to card stock!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (LHT0w)

375 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

376 Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"


------------
If TuCa's Aunt had balls she would be his Uncle

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 13, 2019 02:32 PM (FZYNt)


If Newsweak was a real magazine, four out of every five subscriptions wouldn't dentist offices.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (a2xio)

377 They're both just abbreviations of longer words (Jap
for Japanese; Nip for Nipponese) so what's the big deal? How is
shortening a word disparaging or "raaaaacist"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:31 PM (fqUgw)

Its intent!

Posted by: Hillary, I ain't no ways tarred, Clinton at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (FJqw3)

378 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"
If Zod had some ham, he could have a ham-and-cheese sandwich, if he had some cheese.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

379
New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)


I have it on good authority Pixy will provide upgraded software.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

380 378 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

It looks like you're flying into the side of a mountain...

Posted by: Clippy the Autopilot at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

381 378 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

-------

It comes on 850 5 1/4" floppies.

Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (wezwm)

382
And yet threatening a journalist with bodily harm, such as imprisonment, is now a federal crime in the US.


Not yet - proposed nonsense only at this time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (pNxlR)

383 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

I have it on good authority Pixy will provide upgraded software.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (LHT0w)

384 Make up for it with helicopters?

I denounce myself.
Posted by: Hands at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (786Ro)


We stand ready to support the North American commercial aviation industry with any resource necessary.

Posted by: Aero Pinochet at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (8erNz)

385 What are "gooks"?

Shortening of Korean "hankuk" for Koreans, "mikuk" for Americans. Picked up in Korea by the guys who went on to be the NCOs in Nam and taught to their men.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (HtLSE)

386 340 Midget - Dwarf Basketball would be fun to watch.

Posted by: Puddin Head

I used to love watching midget wrestling back in the day. They were fun matches.

Posted by: josephistan. at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (Izzlo)

387 383 378 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

It looks like you're flying into the side of a mountain...

They should replace the auto-pilot with the one from Airplane!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (O2RFr)

388 Oh gawd has Clippy gotten over Nacho Grande?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (TJ9+R)

389 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

I have it on good authority Pixy will provide upgraded software.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

Every time you start the engines on the plane, instead of the microsoft windows theme, it will be someone saying 'Your bones will pave the way to the future.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)

390 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"
Newsweek: British Men Could Be Heterosexual If They Were American Men.

Posted by: Zod at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

391 ++++I'd be a bit more than hesitant about getting on any aircraft taking off from Ethiopia. Ever. But that's just me. "

The saddest thing is that the plane that crashed was supposed to be the best and the newest plane in the entire country.

I remember a few years ago a Russian made plane took off in the Congo, supposedly with 160 people on board. The big rear cargo bay door blew off in midair - the plane was able to land and the crew was saved, but only about 40 people of the original 160 were still on board.

the people in first class were annoyed that they lost their luggage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

392 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

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It comes on 850 5 1/4" floppies.
Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH


F'kn reboot at 32,000 ft is a bitch!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (LHT0w)

393 It's been a frightening thing for a few years. That
and ridiculous fake lashes so heavy you wonder how the person is able to
keep her eyes open.



Makeup is supposed to enhance not completely change your face. Unless you are on stage. If you are just walking around, no.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (9hauA)

Because of temping I've had access to different work populations. The girls with the half shaved heads and tatts don't bother me so much as the painted eyebrows and extreme faux lashes. One girl looked like she had a big black spider affixed to each eye. Wtf??

Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (DJFLF)

394 378
New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)
and the free version of McAfree.

Posted by: Hillary, I ain't no ways tarred, Clinton at March 13, 2019 02:37 PM (FJqw3)

395 On the plus side pilots can now play Minesweeper and Chip's Challenge on their HUD.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

396 391 Oh gawd has Clippy gotten over Nacho Grande?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (TJ9+R)

I don't think I'll ever get over Nacho Grande.

Posted by: Clippy at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)

397 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"

If he were British, he'd have crooked, yellow teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

398 *pretends to tap on instrument glass from inside, smirks smugly*

Posted by: Clippy at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (HtLSE)

399 Current 737 landing gear is short and stubby. Puts the intake low enough that they flattened the bottom of the nacelles. Many reasons for that, it just all adds up to low ground clearance.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (RuIsu)

400 New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

It looks like you're flying into the side of a mountain...

They should replace the auto-pilot with the one from Airplane!
Posted by: It's me donna


We're crashing if I have to blow him back up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (LHT0w)

401 What are "gooks"?

...l

Shortening of Korean "hankuk" for Koreans, "mikuk" for Americans. Picked up in Korea by the guys who went on to be the NCOs in Nam and taught to their men.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (HtLSE)

.....

Thanks!

I'm assuming "chinks" is a derogatory term for Chinese?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (gCzjH)

402 378
New on-board software for the 737 MAX will include Clippy as an aide for the pilots.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)


(Plane entesr steep dive, Pilot pulls yoke back to raise the nose)

737 Autopilot: Are you sure you want to pull the nose up?

Meatspace Pilot: Yes YES! YES!

737 Autopitlot: Are you sure?

MP: FFS YES!!!!!!!!!

737 Autopilot: Click this box to confirm


MP: Dammit let me pull the nose up.


737 Autopilot: Are you sure you want to pull the nose up?



MP: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

403 ++++I'd be a bit more than hesitant about getting on any aircraft taking off from Ethiopia. Ever. But that's just me. "

Ethiopian airlines is actually not bad.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (9hauA)

404 I believe the expression "suck my d*ck!" is not hate speech of said by a female-to-male tranny to a cisgendered male.

Otherwise verboten.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (jlX7q)

405 If he were British, he'd have crooked, yellow teeth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who gives a shit what the Canadians think?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (jUVms)

406 Yes, definitely!
They've been busy normalizing the concept of hate speech being not allowed, and there being serious consequences. Prepping the battlespace to pass legislation that enforces this.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:33 PM (W+vEI)

------------------------

They have also been busy trying their best to get speech to equal actions. They can regulate actions. What First Amendment?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (ffYR/)

407 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



Newsweek: "Jeanine Piro could be arrested and executed for insulting Rep. Omar if she were in Afghanistan or Iran"

*OK, now do Krystall Ball. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (W+vEI)

408
If he were British, he'd have crooked, yellow teeth.

If he were British he would slap Libs on his show down in a British accent

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (O2RFr)

409 Why Grounding the MAX Planes Makes Trump a Dictator Just Like Hitler Who Must Be Impeached

- The Fake News Media, working right now

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:34 PM (DQjsT
*******************
Trump reduces carbon footprint.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (hECVl)

410 I used to love watching midget wrestling back in the day. They were fun matches.

Posted by: josephistan. at March 13, 2019 02:36 PM (Izzlo)

theirs a midget on MasterChef Junior.
....have at it, i cant think of anything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (FJqw3)

411 What are "gooks"?
____________________

Nobody knows for sure. It's a word that was used to refer to certain Asians, and some say that it originated during the Korean War, when Korean kids would point at U.S. soldiers and say "Miguk" (meaning "America" in Korean), which the soldiers misunderstood -- they thought the kids were saying "me, gook" -- so the soldiers started referring to the Koreans as "gooks."

Some dispute this explanation, and say the word "gook" was being used disparagingly to describe Asians before the Korean War.

So, who knows?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (fqUgw)

412 There aren't enough of the MAX 8s in those fleets to screw things up. Just means the maintenance crews have to keep the earlier 737s in the air.
Posted by: JEM at March 13, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)

They use many of them out of their hub in Charlotte to NY/NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (Y+V3r)

413 If this were England 300 years ago you could be impressed at sea.
And like it!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (jlX7q)

414 *used to love watching midget wrestling back in the day. They were fun matches.*

Like a gal wearing a sweater that looked like two bald midgets wrestling under a blanket?

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (YcvMv)

415 407 I believe the expression "suck my d*ck!" is not hate speech of said by a female-to-male tranny to a cisgendered male.

Otherwise verboten.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (jlX7q)

Soon to be mandatory!

Posted by: Clippy the Autopilot at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

416 410 >>Newsweek: "Tucker Carlson Could Face Hate Speech Charges if He Were Canadian or British"



Newsweek: "Jeanine Piro could be arrested and executed for insulting Rep. Omar if she were in Afghanistan or Iran"

*OK, now do Krystall Ball. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (W+vEI)

"Oh, crystal ball, crystal ball,
Save us all, tell me life is beautiful,
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Oh, crystal ball, hear my song,
I'm fading out, everything I know is wrong,
So put me where I belong."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

417 Newsweek: "Jeanine Piro could be arrested and executed for insulting Rep. Omar if she were in Afghanistan or Iran"


If we were in Afghanistan or Iran, Omar and Labia would be beat with axe handles for being uncovered and unaccompanied sides of meat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (LHT0w)

418
We landed on the Moon using flight computers with no more power than a pocket calculator.

And now apparently many "emerging market" pilots can't fly one without all the fancy fly-by-wire shit.

I just read an article about this -- some Chicom aviation official flat out said it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (f1Vqw)

419 They use many of them out of their hub in Charlotte to NY/NJ

Good excuse not to have to got to NY/NJ

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (O2RFr)

420 That is exactly why we don't have the bullshit hate speech laws Canada has, because we're not that insane---yet.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (jUVms)

421 Idle question prompted by Newdwank's idiocy - is there no such thing as a statute of limitation on these "hate speech" laws in Canada or Britain?

As in, are the writers of Newdwank as fucking stupid/dishonest as usual and positing "if said today", or could you really haul something out of the Deep Speech Reserves to send someone to jail whenever?

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (HtLSE)

422
theirs a midget on MasterChef Junior.
....have at it, i cant think of anything.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (FJqw3)


Specializes in naking sliders - amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (pNxlR)

423 Wanna know how to make a pound of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.

Posted by: Mac at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (wGPQx)

424 Has Twitter informed Tucker that he's in violation of sharia law yet? Or has Twitter already banned him? I don't keep up on these things sometimes The Horde is my only window into the world

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (uSoVh)

425 416 If this were England 300 years ago you could be impressed at sea.
And like it!
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (jlX7q)

Has Tucker instituted the Rum Ration on his show? That would be a tell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

426 theirs a midget on MasterChef Junior.
....have at it, i cant think of anything.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (FJqw3)


I love cocktail sausages!

Posted by: Shep!!! at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (zCyNd)

427 Is making the wanking motion cultural appropriation for the deaf?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (jlX7q)

428 402 Current 737 landing gear is short and stubby. Puts the intake low enough that they flattened the bottom of the nacelles. Many reasons for that, it just all adds up to low ground clearance.

They've been that way since day one, and you'll notice that 737s don't have landing gear doors either.

Current 737s have been stretched to an absurd size, back in the day you needed a 757 to do that but Boeing management looks around and says "Okay, we've got these huge fleets of 737s at Southwest and blah blah, we have to give them a bigger 737 with a little more engine, we can't sell them a different plane."

Posted by: Aero Pinochet at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (8erNz)

429 We landed on the Moon using flight computers with no more power than a pocket calculator.


My late dad was an AF test pilot back in the day. I still have his slide rule.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

430 426 Wanna know how to make a pound of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Posted by: Mac at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (wGPQx)

Just a pound?

Piker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

431 Ethnic slurs are interesting. I read that when Armenian immigrants moved into Italian neighbor hoods in NYC, they had to invent a derogatory term for them, not having known any Italians in the old country. The new slur roughly translated into "dough-eaters"

Posted by: josephistan. at March 13, 2019 02:43 PM (Izzlo)

432 I had a college friend who was a natural blonde and therefore looked
like she had no eyebrows, so I can see why she would need to lightly
pencil in some eyebrow. But the current fad requires eyebrow templates
that one fills in with Sharpie markers.
=====

My first impression was that it was deliberate to fool facial recognition software. Maybe one of you big-brained IT people can tell us cheap seats idiots if that works or not.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 13, 2019 02:43 PM (MIKMs)

433 theirs a midget on MasterChef Junior.
....have at it, i cant think of anything.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:40 PM (FJqw3)


I have the same question for every midget......

Can you kick yourself in the forehead like WeeMan?

Posted by: Sponge at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (9gDA7)

434 432 We landed on the Moon using flight computers with no more power than a pocket calculator.


My late dad was an AF test pilot back in the day. I still have his slide rule.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

I'm jealous. I'm thinking about buying one and learning how to use it. Just in case, sorta.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

435
Right before 9/11 I did a stint with a sub company who was making navigation equipment for Boeing. The workplace drug abuse really, really pissed me off and I walked in disgust. Some melanin enriched and some white trash people who had no clue as to the absolute necessity for infallible equipment and instrumentation.

On 9/11 the early reports of failures in navigation equipment as the cause of the first tower collapse had my heart in my throat and me kicking the dirt in disgust. Then the second tower got hit and I knew the truth.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (jYje5)

436 I'm watching a show about Koko, the sign language gorilla. They wanted her to mate so they raised her with a male gorilla but when they got old enough to maye, Koko wouldn't because she considered that male gorilla her brother and gorilla have an incest taboo.

Conclusion: Gorillas are smarter than Muslim congresscritters.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)

437
Like a gal wearing a sweater that looked like two bald midgets wrestling under a blanket?
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (YcvMv)

This should be the blog masthead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

438 Wish I was a trust fund baby.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (9m9TT)

439 Any plane that is currently in the air will be allowed to land ( 737 MAX)

LOL, well that is mighty white of them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:45 PM (Y+V3r)

440 SouthWest is going to be grounded in most of its hubs anyway. Crashes / Blizzards. 220 / 221.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (bLhAC)

441 737 Autopilot: Are you sure you want to pull the nose up?
MP: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 13, 2019 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

Funny - but too true! I read in the investigation of the Indonesian crash, that it would have been possible for the pilots to override the autopilot system, but that they would have had to find, read and follow the directions in 4 different manuals, in the right order - and that from the moment their plane started to nose down, they only had 20 seconds before it impacted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

442 I'm jealous. I'm thinking about buying one and learning how to use it. Just in case, sorta.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK

At the rate we are going, I am thinking knowing how to make a fire bow will get all the chicks, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

443 Newsweek: "Jeanine Piro could be arrested and executed for insulting Rep. Omar if she were in Afghanistan or Iran"


If we were in Afghanistan or Iran, Omar and Labia would be beat with axe handles for being uncovered and unaccompanied sides of meat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (LHT0w)

First of all, I don't see how just the fact of one woman insulting another would matter to the women haters in those countries, so I would rate that statement suspect at best.

2nd, I'm pretty sure the writer of that statement is in violation of some Afghani or Iranian law.

3rd since when do we care about what Iran or Afghanistan allows and trying to meet their behavioral decrees.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)

444 Being from the south, growing up we only really had two types of people, Scots-Irish whites and black folks.

I've heard people call Italians "wops", "guineas" and "daygos" (I don't know the spelling on those?), but have no idea what any of those names mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (gCzjH)

445 La mula que yo mente la montó hoy mi compadre
Eso a mi no me importa pues yo la monte primero
Ah, so! you are surprised I speak your language
You see, I was educated in your country at U. C. R. A.
Coplas
Kingston Trio

I denounce myself and racist folk music memes.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (0x00j)

446 When I hear of the Airbus failures I think of why I hate all the dinging nannies in my wife's Corolla.
Yes I fucking intended to make that lane change now STFU!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (jlX7q)

447 I want to be a trust fund old dude.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

448 If I was into individual stocks I'd be looking at Boeing right now.

Posted by: Ha at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (MAstk)

449
430 Is making the wanking motion cultural appropriation for the deaf?


It is de rigueur for members of our Shake Weight Congress.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (pNxlR)

450 You on the right must remain silent. Your sarcasm can be used against you in the court of public opinion and we will deplatform you if necessary...or even just for the hell of it. You on the right must remain silent.

Posted by: wtp at March 13, 2019 02:47 PM (WQfDg)

451 I've heard people call Italians "wops", "guineas" and "daygos" (I don't know the spelling on those?), but have no idea what any of those names mean.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (gCzjH)

Hey! I'm offended over here!

Not really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

452 I've heard people call Italians "wops",
_________________

"Without papers" (i.e., illegal aliens)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:48 PM (fqUgw)

453
Maybe a note of thanks to the people who left the landscape so littered with rakes for the left to step on?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2019 02:48 PM (S/hVx)

454 I just finished a temp assignment and the young 20 something who worked with me had those drawn on, over-improved eyebrows. They're not necessary.



Who started this fad?
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2019 02:17 PM (DJFLF)

Well, if they are drawn on, they won't fall off. So, there's that.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at March 13, 2019 02:49 PM (nPGq2)

455 DING DING DING DING!!!!!

Pull Up.

DING DING DING DING!!!!!

Pull Up.

DING DING DING DING!!!!!

Posted by: Autopilot at March 13, 2019 02:49 PM (9gDA7)

456
With
Out
Papers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2019 02:49 PM (dgc3h)

457 +++
Never in my life had I heard of the term "tea-bagging" until there was aAnderson Cooper.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:22 PM (aWjrD)


Joking over a decade ago on a shock jock radio station is horrible and all must be destroyed who were involved.


Rubbing testicles over somebody else's nose is culturally significant and must be celebrated.


Now do you understand?

Posted by: MSNBCNN at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (sy5kK)

458 Ok, before i start telling ethnic jokes, I'm gonna have cawfee. Plus people here are staring at me cause my crazy loud laugh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (FJqw3)

459 Aetuis- proper spelling is Dago and I are one.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (ung8t)

460 455
I've heard people call Italians "wops",

_________________



"Without papers" (i.e., illegal aliens)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:48 PM (fqUgw)

++++
Did not know. But why were Italians singled out?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (aWjrD)

461 417 *used to love watching midget wrestling back in the day. They were fun matches.*

Like a gal wearing a sweater that looked like two bald midgets wrestling under a blanket?
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at March 13, 2019 02:41 PM (YcvMv)


Sky Lo Lo.

Which is also the nickname of the 737-Max...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)

462 I suspect this means that the preliminary findings on the Ethiopian crash are looking bad for Boeing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2019 02:30 PM (Kpl3J)


US pilots were saying the MAX model has a tendency to nose down at odd times. I'm guessing that was the deciding factor.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (XJktg)

463 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (ffYR/)

464 I never knew Manafort was the most important criminal in America? Thank G-D The Manhattan DA is protecting me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (Y+V3r)

465 When I hear of the Airbus failures I think of why I hate all the dinging nannies in my wife's Corolla.

Ponder this: dinging nannies had already gotten so out of hand by 1977 that there was a sketch in Kentucky Fried Movie mocking them. Forty. Years. Ago.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (HtLSE)

466 As a guinea myself, growing up in a heavily Italian 'hood, "Guinea" was used amongst ourselves, like variations of the n-word among AA's. My mom didn't like us using it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (DQjsT)

467 464 I thought JAP meant Jewish American Princess ?
Posted by: Ben O'brien Thomas at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (KdryZ)


"Tora! Tora! Tora!...


...tsivan lanu Moshe, mo-ra-sha kehilas Yaakov...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

468 Did not know. But why were Italians singled out?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (aWjrD)

Because there were a lot of us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

469 My late dad was an AF test pilot back in the day. I still have his slide rule.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Actually found my old slide rule a couple of weeks ago I've been racking my brain and parts of it are slowly coming back to me mrs. Sock monkey asked me the other night what I was doing and I told her I was trying to calculate the tangent of the angle that I view this world from

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 13, 2019 02:52 PM (uSoVh)

470 >>. . .3rd since when do we care about what Iran or Afghanistan allows and trying to meet their behavioral decrees.



Yeah, I was joking about Newsweek's story about Carlson violating British and Canada law, and meant to say Piro would be in trouble for insulting Omar's religion. And yes --- like Newsweek's original assertion, it doesn't matter because these things were said here in the US.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2019 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

471 Without Papers. I was told WOP was what was stamped on whatever form used for those immigrants on Ellis Island .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 13, 2019 02:52 PM (bLhAC)

472 471
Did not know. But why were Italians singled out?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (aWjrD)



Because there were a lot of us.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

+++
What about the Irish?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 13, 2019 02:54 PM (aWjrD)

473 464 I thought JAP meant Jewish American Princess ?
__________________

Depends on the context. If you're talking about a Japanese person, it means one thing, if you're talking about a stuck-up Jewish girl, it means another.

"Wop" usually refers to Italian immigrants who did not have immigration papers, but the term was also used in the mid 20th century by African Americans, and to them it meant "without [toilet] paper" and referred to somebody who smelled like shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 13, 2019 02:54 PM (fqUgw)

474 My dad, rural Iowan of pure Norwegian heritage, used to call his kids 'dizzy wops' when he got mad.

I had no idea why. Mom is also baffled. I don't even know if my Dad knew that 'wops' refered to EyeTals or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

475 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2019 02:56 PM (LHT0w)

476 470 464 I thought JAP meant Jewish American Princess ?
Posted by: Ben O'brien Thomas at March 13, 2019 02:50 PM (KdryZ)


"Tora! Tora! Tora!...


...tsivan lanu Moshe, mo-ra-sha kehilas Yaakov...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

"Climb Slide Mountain, repeat, Climb Slide Mountain..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 13, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

477
3rd since when do we care about what Iran or Afghanistan allows and trying to meet their behavioral decrees.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 13, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)

I believe the premise is sharia compliant, as we are now a global community .

Posted by: willow at March 13, 2019 02:59 PM (gLMhO)

478
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Posted by: Former Head of FBI: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at March 13, 2019 03:11 PM (jYje5)

479 I've been called WOP, DAGO, Guinie, GreaseBall, Polok,Waploc, DickHead, Asshole and Dr Love Muffin.

Posted by: dananjcon the Greek at March 13, 2019 04:03 PM (xqfqx)

480 I had to nip out for a minute,did a dago bye?

Posted by: saf at March 13, 2019 04:33 PM (5IHGB)

481 "Lighten up Japs" - is that short for Jewish American Princesses? Because that seems to make more sense in this context than Japanese.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 13, 2019 05:54 PM (NMAzL)

482 Proves that those that live in glass houses should throw stones.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 13, 2019 06:36 PM (nQHw/)

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