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Mitt Romney Jets Down to Miami to Attend the Wedding of His Good Friend Ana Navarro
Numerous famous faces attended the ceremony and reception, including CNN's Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon; actress Eva Longoria; singer Gloria Estefan; senators Mitt Romney and Bob Menendez; and cohosts from The View.Feminists should be proud that Ms. Navaro did not resort to any of those patriarchal fad diets to lose weight for the wedding. Down with the Male Gaze!!!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:02 PM (KQBJf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 05, 2019 02:02 PM (fuK7c)
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Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (xyung)
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-republicans-weep- bitterly-upon-learning-hillary-clinton-not-running-in-2020
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This story is about me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: Bobby Lee at March 05, 2019 02:03 PM (G8lfi)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (KQBJf)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)
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Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)
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She loves him for his body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (xyung)
Posted by: PabloD at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (F1m5e)
This is a person who's job is to be on camera all day, and on what should be the happiest day of her life, she looks embarrassed to be there.
I'll give this marriage 2 years, tops.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)
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She loves him for his body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)
I had no idea Bebe Rebozo was still alive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (IxRYM)
I understand she's not as cute as her picture though... I haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (BD/yx)
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-republicans-weep- bitterly-upon-learning-hillary-clinton-not-running-in-2020
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I feel personally attacked
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)
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His looks better than hers, so that makes sense.
If he's rich, he could have done better. But maybe he's a chubby chaser?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (zmIJL)
It looks to me like he won't have any problem getting into her pants.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (WcDiG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)
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His looks better than hers, so that makes sense.
If he's rich, he could have done better. But maybe he's a chubby chaser?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)
They are easier to catch
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Weddings4theblind.com at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JuJuBee
From the farrier outlet.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (gmo/4)
Roomy in the hips
Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lecter at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (flINI)
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Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (KQBJf)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (ifaji)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (UYWv7)
What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.
For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (u82oZ)
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He can afford to hire illegal immigrants to carry her.
Doing the jobs Americans won't do!
Posted by: WWI Tommy with a sawed-off shotgun. at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
Where did Anna Navaro get a Vince McMahon look-alike?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:06 PM (KUaJL)
The mirror.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (KoKdw)
What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.
For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)
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Just the latest way to attack someone for their sexual impotency.
If you don't have sex, then you're not worthwhile as a human being.
You know, what healthy people think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hawkpilot Freakin' Airline Pilot at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (/efmD)
It's going to be a good day, damn it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK
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Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen
Trust me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Oedipus at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (CXLVd)
Where's her bouquet?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
She had a cud, instead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (O4I3S)
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.
For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer
Involuntarily celibate. Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of $100's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (IxRYM)
What the hell is going on with Everyone calling each other "INCEL" lately?
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.
For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (OocfQ)
It's just another way of saying 'you can't get laid'.
Or they're talking to married men like me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)
And he loves her for.....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Leftard Bridal Gowns at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM
If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)
It's not a very flattering cut for someone who is robust.
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: That guy from that movie. at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (fqUgw)
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She loves him for his body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM (ANN96)
Given her porcine appearance, she may indeed love his body.
But what does he get from it? Good cooking of plantains and papusas? (Salvadoran, I know, but close enough).
Chubby Chasing?
Youth, as in he can't get a super hottie younger lady but he can get her?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (ujg0T)
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It's neat that we can judge people based on their sexuality again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (Vsh+M)
It's going to be a good day, damn it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (bcbK
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Wonder Woman's mom. I just looked an her name is Connie Nielsen
Trust me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)
Oh I know. I know...Rowr. Just my type too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)
Trust me.
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Of Gladiator and Devil's Advocate fame.
Posted by: Oedipus at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (CXLVd)
Trust me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (xyung)
yum
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (IXZGh)
Just guessing, but ana navarro is probably 5'3". She's wearing heels here, but low heels.
Which means the elderly man she married is about 5'5", at most, and weighs less than his bride.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (RFsxL)
I'll give this marriage 2 years, tops.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM
If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)
Perhaps a good smothering?
Posted by: That guy from that movie. at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)
She's 47, He's 71. Ya think?!
Posted by: Molly k. at March 05, 2019 02:04 PM
What's the math for trophy wife? 71 divided by two plus 7?
So 36 plus 7 equals 43.
He got robbed.
Posted by: Newest Nic w Big Red Pimp Hat at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (jYje5)
He's looking to be the new McCain.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)
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The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
If she's on top, she'll break the bed and crush him to death.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (zmIJL)
Death by snu snu
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Ana's Toilet Seat at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (N4pek)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
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Yeah, but she looks like she has 20-25 lbs. on him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*reassesses*
Hmm. Maybe 30-35 lbs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
Scary thought: maybe it IS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (O4I3S)
No wonder people are gender confused.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
"It was a long stressful day. I got hungry. Look, can we move on?"
Posted by: Azathoth at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (IXZGh)
He's looking to be the new McCain.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ZfRYq)
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The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
Too bad she didn't invite any Conservatives.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)
I never heard this term before last week and it's already lame and burnt out.
For instance, if you see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
And if you don't want to see Capt Marvel, you're an incel!
Posted by: Soothsayer,
Even the Lefties get bored of calling everyone a "NaZi!", hence le insult du jour.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (Hk+Y0)
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (RKQ/v)
Either that or:"Yeah that's right, I'm a 71 year old's version of a trophy wife."
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (G0vdT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2ha7pmu
Posted by: Huck Follywood, in the heart of darkness at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: motionview at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (AB9tT)
Yeah, I know what incel means.
But now, thanks to its over-use, it's meaningless. Everyone On The Internet Is An Incel.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OocfQ)
The press isn't biased! Ana Navarro invited a Republican to her wedding!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (ANN96)
Too bad she didn't invite any Conservatives.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK
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She invited all kinds of conservatives!
Severe conservatives, conserving conservatives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Hawkpilot Freaking' Airline Pilot at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (/efmD)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (cGlgB)
Mitt caught the bouquet
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:10 PM (RFsxL)
Always the bridesmaid . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:09 PM (a0IVu)
Robust? When she walks backwards she makes a beeping sound. Robust? That isn't rice. Those are small moons orbiting around her.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OLCnA)
For load-bearing characteristics.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (RFsxL)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Actually, its rude to make weight jokes. Now, a 47 year old marrying a 71 year old ... that's fair game (you know, like stuffed turkey, or oven roasted chicken, etc.).
Posted by: Karl in PA at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (dObSx)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (3sjI6)
So 36 plus 7 equals 43.
He got robbed.
Posted by: Newest Nic
That's minimum.
You're not supposed to fish below 43.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (IxRYM)
Conservative. Former Republican something or another. Probably GOPe which is why Mitt was there. Wiki mentions that she is his first wife.
Don't know about his wealth.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
No it's not but even if it was a black dress, there's only so much a color can do.
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)
It is if you're slim.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mthal)
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Where's her bouquet?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:08 PM (lwiT4)
She had a cud, instead.________________________________________
Some of the bouquet is stored in her second stomach, so she could barf it up and chew it again later in the evening as a snack.
Posted by: Bobby Lee at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cP+9T)
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (xqdqQ)
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Not seeing the problem. This will pay off handsomely for her. Why, Willie was...uh...never mind.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (wCmLp)
After a certain age, there is more to marriage than the pursuit of kids.
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (VeF1S)
McMahon is at least a foot taller than that guy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (CRRq9)
Fake Republican Ana Navarro?
Or Fake Republican Jennifer Rubin?
Tough call.
Posted by: Mister Christopher at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (XOi3t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (JgA4k)
She's got those wide child-bearing hips. For the children she'll give the thumbs down to inside of nine months and a week.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dingbat at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (2rUrF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (xyung)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)
Not getting crushed springs to mind.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:12 PM (OLCnA)
Those aren't moons. Those are space stations!
Turn the buffet cart around!
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobish at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)
He's 71, she's 47
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Not seeing the problem. This will pay off handsomely for her. Why, Willie was...uh...never mind.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (KoKdw)
She's totally not questioning her gender norms. DO BETTER!
Posted by: Brie Larsen's nonexistent hammies at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Roy at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Benji Carver at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (OD2ni)
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She'd kill to have a Marco presidency.
We'd would have already invaded Venezuela by this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (ANN96)
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Lots of zeros in a bank account for one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (xyung)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)
Not getting crushed springs to mind.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (kUmUV)
Lol.. I watch enough 'My 600lb life' to know some guys really like fat women. I don't understand the attraction but to each his own..
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: NPC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: usa at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (lE2nd)
Posted by: IC
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Yeah, but, I am suddenly reminded of this New Yorker Magazine cover:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5yw3kjy
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)
One might suppose that People mag might see fit to name the groom on that article, but one also might be mistaken.
A simple Google revealed Al Cardenas as the culprit.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (cqNba)
Well, glad they both found love. I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)
But what are they gonna do with it?
Posted by: Heavy D at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (De+J6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (ZeU5D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Joey at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (883zS)
He looks like Earl Scheib. He had to charge her double for painting that dress on her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (a0IVu)
Some guys climb mountains just for the hell of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (9Qakm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)
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Correlation, not causation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (zmIJL)
Well, glad they both found love. I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (GBteo)
But what are they gonna do with it?
Posted by: Heavy D at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (7HtZB)
She'll put some tabasco on it and eat it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)
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Spit my drink all over monitor . .
.
Posted by: FireNWater at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (S4rpa)
Posted by: Oddnot at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (RZamh)
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Correlation, not causation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (ANN96)
Stress eating will do a number on ya
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RFsxL)
Her bridesmaids were Dolly Madison, Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
Did someone say Little Debbie Cream Pies?
Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (ymnmz)
BBW: Big bullshiting wanker...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at March 05, 2019 02:16 PM (cqNba)
You should hear her when she talks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (O4I3S)
Just go for the hot 25 yo receptionist at your spa. Easier to get a prenup signed that way at least.
Posted by: Idlepundit at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (tdVTp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (NiQyj)
Strike that, Navarro looks like she more cheese stuffed in her.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)
Damn you that was close. Just about took a sip of coffee as I read that.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (t6MX/)
Even if not so...Fuck Mitt.
Posted by: LGoPs at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (S4VYa)
The only happy ending the groom will see is if he shuffles down to #1 Oriental House of Super Massage Boom-Boom Palace.
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Not as good as Orchids of Asia. Orchids really treats the 72 year old rub-and-tug customer base with great dignity.
Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (QkjLD)
And I can not lie
Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)
Yep, that is the whale's natural habitat.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (Vsh+M)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (k4cjb)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (RFsxL)
... the impact caused plaster to fall from the ceiling in the room below.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:14 PM (RZ6R1)
Yep, that is the whale's natural habitat.
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (Vsh+M)
Manatee overboard!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (XAE+X)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (OocfQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (wowKZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (RZ6R1)
Kinda freaking me out.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Idlepundit at March 05, 2019 02:18 PM (tdVTp)
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I'll admit I kind of thought that, too.
One would think there are tens of thousands of good looking 20-30 year olds who are barely making ends meet who would love to be a trophy wife for five or six years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (xyung)
Turn the buffet cart around!
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobish at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM (37IEG)
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FIFY!
that way there's no icky rocket exhaust polluting our precious Gaia.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (ZeU5D)
____________________
Widow gets the entire estate when the old guy croaks.
Posted by: Ana's accountant at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC at March 05, 2019 02:15 PM
When the people reach that size they're bed-ridden. The only way they can get food is if someone brings it to them. There's always at least one enabler in the family, and everyone else goes along with it. I saw an episode where the mom kept sabotaging her son's efforts to lose. The dad just kept out of it. Really dysfunctional family.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: important, if true, love at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (2YTxj)
Got her hand stuck in a bag of pork rinds.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
Everybody clap...please...come on, clap. Have a heart, look who I had to marry. Clap...please clap...please...ple...
Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (Zb/s1)
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (cF8AT)
She tried a few black dresses, but people kept trying to throw her back in the bay.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Archer
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Sadly, true.
Posted by: J. Howard Marshall at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (U2TY5)
Colorado drops transgender cake case against Christian baker Jack Phillips
I suspect his attorney hinted at a counter-suit with expansive discovery of the collusion between the state and the fuckball activist that spurred the prosecution.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (Hk+Y0)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (RZ6R1)
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She's married now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xyung)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xzqr4)
One would think there are tens of thousands of good looking 20-30 year olds who are barely making ends meet who would love to be a trophy wife for five or six years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (xyung)
Ehhh... idk.
I think most 20-30 year old women
a) are thinking about having kids
b) are creeped out at the thought of having sex with a guy who is old enough to be their grandfather
and
c) are still in that optimistic phase of life where they think they'll marry a 6'3 former D1 athlete investment banker from a rich family.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (zmIJL)
Just, please, no pictures of her big ugly Barney Rubble feet. Please.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (ffYR/)
Boy, can he pick 'em.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)
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She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (YslsA)
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dissed Republicans on t.v. while pretending to be one.
She's sort of the El Salvador version of Megs McCain.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)
Correction: WHOM did she do to get famous?
In this context I don't even want to think about Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: important
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That was, of course, my first thought.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)
"Me too."
- - Soupy Sales and a coconut custard pie
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Captain Borodin at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 05, 2019 02:23 PM (oVJmc)
She had her hand surgically replaced with a chunk of jerky.
In case she got hungry during the ceremony.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (CRRq9)
I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin. The vegetables talk in awe about her.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)
It's got to be a serious mental illness and serious enabling for someone to get to that point where they're so overweight that they are immobilized.
That's... absurd.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)
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I've had it with the speciesist jokes!
Posted by: Manatee with a chainsaw at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Hx3Yn)
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She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (YslsA)
And blue*...
*groom's balls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zmIJL)
I think most 20-30 year old women
a) are thinking about having kids
b) are creeped out at the thought of having sex with a guy who is old enough to be their grandfather
and
c) are still in that optimistic phase of life where they think
they'll marry a 6'3 former D1 athlete investment banker from a rich
family.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (GBteo)
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Drive up to any of them in a Lamborghini or Ferrari (or something else REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going to dinner with you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)
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She is wearing Michelle Fields fake arm. Something borrowed...
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Well, this thread is done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (U2TY5)
was Captain Flatbutt in attendance?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (RKQ/v)
No. There would be like a matter anti-matter reaction with the loss of millions dead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:19 PM (zBaqJ)
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I've had it with the speciesist jokes!
Posted by: Manatee with a chainsaw at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Hx3Yn)
"Tell me about it. My career tanked."
- - Paul Mantee
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (zBaqJ)
BILLBOARDS!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (Boy/L)
ha, well there are guys that like the beef, but yeah, he shoulda gone for the younger model, that was less "famous". Or maybe with Navarro he gets invited to the parties to rub shoulders with the celebrities.
or maybe it was just true love, Navarro needed the daddy figure.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: abbynormal at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (h5Lyp)
Posted by: Ana Navarro's Old Geezer Husband at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (DQjsT)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)
Cardenas was a senior adviser and fundraiser for the 2016 Jeb Bush presidential campaign until it was suspended.
That's LOL worthy. Like being a senior advisor for the Titanic on its maiden cruise.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)
Well, you know they're flats.
Because, after she wears them...
Posted by: Capt. Ahab at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (NiQyj)
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She certainly hasn't seen her feet for at least a decade... maybe more
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (flINI)
It's the handle of a leash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)
Her brain is fountain of fertilizer that never runs out...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)
Heh, I wouldn't know.
I drive one of those older, high mileage "practical" cars that does not help me in any way get laid.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (GBteo)
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Quick Moron poll: do you think the wedding cost more per attendant than Jeb's campaign spent per vote in NH during the primary season?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (KUaJL)
My girl's got 'em
Posted by: Al Cardenas at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (zO1cf)
REALLY exotic) and I bet you immediately have a 50% shot at them going
to dinner with you.
ADDENDUM:
Remember, we're talking about young women who are pretty much living hand to mouth.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (xyung)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (xzqr4)
You forgot the part where she yells at the TV while watching the hens. "You sluts are lucky I'm gone! I made you all look like Whoopi Goldberg! And I made Whoopi look like the Predator!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Aud at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (uBywd)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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This thread just went from funny to dark.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (YslsA)
Apparently, their wedding suite that night was bugged by Russians!
Here's the tape:
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"
That's hawt!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (CRRq9)
That thing is so ugly it could stop a clock
That thing is so ugly it makes Hillary tolerable, but only by comparison
Where is the eye bleach??
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Early candidate for thread winner
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (THZvf)
Posted by: Ana Navarro's Old Geezer Husband at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (DQjsT)
If the Titanic had been blown to bits in port by a pirate dreadnought.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (Boy/L)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Sir Mix A-Lot at March 05, 2019 02:22 PM (/efmD)
Like you could miss.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)
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In his retirement, my BIL did volunteer work with the county EMT's .
He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)
Quote from the article: I like everything about him.
Especially his bank account!
Posted by: sinalco at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (RFsxL)
Posted by: OyVey Wan Kenobi at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:24 PM (xyung)
OTOH, there's the women who think that driving a car like that means the man is overcompensating
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (7HtZB)
He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)
Yeah that's ridiculous.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)
They're all fascinated by the trail of donut crumbs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:26 PM (xyung)
Hand?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (9Qakm)
Jimmy Page has a daughter in her forties and a girlfriend in her twenties.
Rich and/or famous. but mostly rich wins young puddy everytime.
Posted by: deepred at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (AfBox)
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Huh. I would think she was already years past being an at-risk candidate for a typical child to arrive safely.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (9Qakm)
Mojito Dick?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Annnnd, Robbies tees one up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (zmIJL)
You'd think helping them to lose weight would be the easiest thing in the world. Just keep putting the chow a little farther out of their reach ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (AURKQ)
zombie Steve McQueen was seen heading to wedding to try to stop her from devouring every thing in sight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: JustN at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (sWo/q)
Like several years ago when the one zoo announced that their gorilla had finally quit smoking?
I was like.....Da Fuqua, don't they card him at the convenience store?
Then I realized, he probably had a fake ID.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)
The Great Ron White: At some point you reach the weight where you should just stay at home and go for the record.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (THZvf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)
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In his retirement, my BIL did volunteer work with the county EMT's .
He recounted an instance where they had to use a rescue saw to cut an opening in an exterior wall of a bedroom in order to get the woman out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (U7Mh9)
A friend of mine was an EMT, and he told me that once he had to apply the defib paddles to a woman so fat that he had to lift up her breast to get it out of the way - and a sandwich fell out from under it.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (7HtZB)
Jimmy Page has a daughter in her forties and a girlfriend in her twenties.
Rich and/or famous. but mostly rich wins young puddy everytime.
Posted by: deepred at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (AfBox)
And yet, Ringo is still married to Barbara Bach and I believe John Paul Jones of Zeppelin is still married to his first wife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
At 47 she only has a couple moar years of fertility.
Posted by: Puddin Head
You know that a female is born with every egg she'll ever have at that moment.
So we're talking about nearly half century old eggs.
Not in my omelette. Thank you very much. I have a BIL who was from that time frame. His rap sheet is worthy of lethal injection.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (jYje5)
Are her bewbs called The Guns of Navarro?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (7HtZB)
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Sure, and men, too (see also: enormous watches) but they're still $250K+ cars to a young lady with no prospects who is making 1/10th of that every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)
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#NeverTrump only breeds amongst it's own. Pretty soon they'll have consanguinity issues
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (UnA8+)
I was like.....Da Fuqua, don't they card him at the convenience store?
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His card is in gorilla years.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)
Ever see the movie "Seven Beauties?" Your image reminds of the scene between Giannini and Shirley Stoler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Anna spends her days in Walmart yoga pants (size huge). chowing down on Little Debbie while watching the View in a double wide mobile home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
It won't blow away in a tornado.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (KP5rU)
I want something like that to ride down the street in the World Series parade
Posted by: Bryce Harper at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (KUaJL)
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Huh. I would think she was already years past being an at-risk candidate for a typical child to arrive safely.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at March 05, 2019 02:28 PM (xyung)
If it was possible, she would have an abortion to speak truth to power. And have it documented to show on the View.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (3sjI6)
So he's rich? But if he's rich enough to get a gal 24 years his junior, why didn't he hold out for someone who isn't "big boned" ?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)
Some people get pathological about being caregivers. It makes them feel so important that they don't want their patient to get better. They like having people depend on them for their sustenance.
In politics, we call such people Democrats.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)
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He'll know he scored when she drops it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
It won't blow away in a tornado.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (aKsyK)
It's Florida. She makes fine hurricane ballast.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Brody at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (uloIh)
She keeps saying "Just one night" calmly to herself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)
He was with the deflowered girl.
Winning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (IXZGh)
It's really too bad that she's such a hag on the inside.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: Ahab Ahab Achmed Mohammed at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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All I really had was political influence. Would only work with a political climber.
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (fZcn6)
Posted by: Paul L. at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (zwYBJ)
Are her bewbs called The Guns of Navarro?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (NiQyj)
The pron version, "Force 10 into Navarro", was... ill-advised.
Posted by: josephistan at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: AnnNavarro's Sick Mind at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Party animal Charlie Watts has been married to the same woman for over 50 years.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (OLCnA)
What do you think is in the pre-nup ?
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)
A snack.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (t6MX/)
Funny. Every time I leave the hot yoga studio in my stinking clothes I think of "Swept Away."
Posted by: mr tmz at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (bcbK8)
And being unable to move they have very little muscle, which means they have the metabolism of a loaf of Wonder Bread.
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (JgA4k)
And insulin.
Mostly insulin.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (UnA8+)
Lest we forget donuts....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (THZvf)
Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (XIIou)
Posted by: Tami at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)
That Bob Menendez continues to breathe the air of free men is evidence of precisely how far we've fallen.
Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (NYS7S)
Sorry, watching 'All That Jazz' over lunch
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (bcbK
Well, Roy Scheider. But yeah, Bob Fosse and Gwen Virdon in their day were incredible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Mthal)
Bibendum
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:32 PM (+lVUW)
My mother thought she was cute when I would say something in public and she would blurt out "I'm sorry, I didn't raise him to be rude." My response was "I'm not rude, I'm big boned."
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Early candidate for thread winnerPosted by: Blue Hen at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (6rX0K)
Holy crap. I've been doing it all wrong. I'm lying about my age in the wrong direction!
I gotta try that soon.
"Hi Honey. You're cute. *hack* *hack* *spit* I'm looking for someone like you to spend the rest of my life with".
"How old you ask?" "why, not a day over 88" "You should see my indoor pool". "But first let's go to your place". "More private".
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (TUY4S)
Also to the same drum riff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)
I picture the monty pythons animation where the little dude is bouncing off her like a big trampoline.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (9Om/r)
He was with the deflowered girl.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM
For that you get de-platformed. De-monetized.
Posted by: Big Tech at March 05, 2019 02:35 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:34 PM (ymnmz)
Whenever someone says "it's not about the money"?
Yeah, it's pretty much always about the money.
Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK8)
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Hahaha it should probably tip you off about the true nature of conservatism
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.
I'm a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Gopher Yerguns and his wooly chaps at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (hu22E)
I think it's +7
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (GJnhB)
350 Half
Posted by: AlaBAMA
It's half plus 7 unless you're rich. Then the rules don't apply.
See Anna Nicole Smith. .
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (zO1cf)
Some dudes get off on being degraded like that.
Not me, though. Other dudes.
Posted by: Bill Krystol at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (fnWQo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK
It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man
Posted by: Dr. Ray Stantz at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JDubb at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (waM0p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
With a heart condition.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Ana Bizarro at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK
Treadworn and frigid?
Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (Z4rgH)
I can't imagine she being worth her weight in gold in the sack.......
Wait......that's a lotta weight.......Nope. No way.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (IXZGh)
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I think the real Joni is in some Nursing Home with a tubes and a drool cup. Graham chose wisely with Joni 2.0.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)
Ana warped the space around her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM
I was going in another direction: The Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.
Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (XIIou)
She's beau...uh...she's rich!
She's got huge.....contracts!
Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)
The dress is not very pretty. Also, she looks like she'd rather be anywhere else.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:07 PM (lwiT4)"
I assembled that dress using the finest Egyptian Cotton and Silks from the Orient.
Posted by: Omar, the Tentmaker at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (R2gO3)
That doesn't detract that she is a propagandist for the Left. The token 'conservative' for CNN (i.e. not a conservative). She's a liar. Another lefty talking head.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (lBRPF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Boots at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (e9omi)
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (THZvf)
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I think the real Joni is in some Nursing Home with a tubes and a drool cup. Graham chose wisely with Joni 2.0.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)
He woke up and saw Chelsea in the morning...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:27 PM (zmIJL)
Too busy re-tweeting Cuck KristolMeth's re-tweets.
Posted by: DocJ at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:31 PM (RFsxL)
A snack.
Posted by: flounder
That right there is funny. I don't care who you are.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)
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I wouldn't have two years ago. Civility is over at their behest.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: wife uses rem oil at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (WQxgw)
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (MSiSP)
Yeah a real BIG TV star
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (tWnED)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (JgA4k)
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)
Baloo the Bear and Dumbo. I wonder where she is keeping her magic feather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
When you're getting the money as the Cow for free......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T
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But, will they do the Chicken Dance?
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 05, 2019 02:40 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (iys0/)
http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)
In fairness, she needed to turn sideways to fit through the door.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (KP5rU)
You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.
I'm a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)
In all seriousness: maybe they genuinely get along and enjoy each others company.
I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just using him for his money.
That would be my guess at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: jayhawkone at March 05, 2019 02:33 PM (ZD+J
___________________
The item I found most interesting is that while serving Jeb's campaign, he was still a lobbyist. How brazen is that?
Posted by: Orson at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (Zb/s1)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Only evil and sadistic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (bcbK
Treadworn and frigid?
Posted by: (sung to the tune of the bridal chorus from Lohengrin) at March 05, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)
I would like to present this award for best riff on a bad joke.
Well done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wife uses rem oil at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (WQxgw)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)
Can't fit in your eyes.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)
He kind of looks like Phil Harris. Maybe he's a boozer too which might explain his incredibly poor choice in women
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (OLCnA)
It was nice of them to airbrush out the seeing-eye dog.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)
She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (ALXav)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)
http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)
Oh my.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ana Bizarro at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)
Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)
In fairness, she needed to turn sideways to fit through the door.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (O4I3S)
Is that guy to the left of the bride Johnny Sack from the Sopranos?
Now that i think about it... the chick does kind of look like Johnny Sack's daughter on the show.
Hmmmm...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (GBteo)
Arrows down on the floor with signs that say, Reception food this way.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (zmIJL)
Two words: Pre Nup.
They can go both ways.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (TUY4S)
That doesn't detract that she is a propagandist for the Left. The token 'conservative' for CNN (i.e. not a conservative). She's a liar. Another lefty talking head.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (lBRPF)
I kind of don't like the whole "Fat people haven't earned the privilege of being loved" thing, but in Navarro's case, her attitude shouldn't have earned her that privilege.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM (VpIIl)
Trying to tie the dog's crate to the limo.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (NiQyj)
No. It's a little number from the Dick Butkus collection.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (O4I3S)
If she was a kind, honest person you wouldn't hear a peep from me about her weight. But she's ugly inside and out.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)
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The camera adds 10 pounds
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)
She fell and crashed into the guests. Oh the huge manatee
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (OLCnA)
That guy is smiling like he won the lottery.
Astounding.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 05, 2019 02:30 PM (tVWQB)
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She, on the other hand, looks like she could flatten any male exuberance with just a glance.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (aWjrD)
She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (ALXav)
Sounds like a real keeper.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (37IEG)
She cheated on him every time he went to sea. Guys followed his duty stations to continue relationships with her. He didn't know.
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The O-Club at Pearl was a veritable stock yard of sailor wives when the fleet was out. There is a lot of things you sailors don't know about. Just Ask a Marine.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (TUY4S)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/323518/
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (h020I)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (MSiSP)
If she was a kind, honest person you wouldn't hear a peep from me about her weight. But she's ugly inside and out.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (VpIIl)
Look. I'm a reasonably big "do unto others" guy. She hates me, spews lies and filth about me.
She's EARNED the fat jokes, the swine.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
Just wait till he wants to talk about something serious and she starting filing her nails.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (37IEG)
floor? What's that posture say about a person?Posted by: joe, living
dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:05 PM
It's a show of reverence for one's sumo opponent.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (t6MX/)
I don't generally like to make fun of people's bodies. I've even been known to be overweight at times in my life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (GBteo)
Not at his bride, though. Some other guest has his full attention. Bride and groom aren't looking at each other. But then again, their guests don't seem to care enough to look at them either.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (xxAFD)
The camera adds 10 pounds
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)
She must have a couple hundred cameras on her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)
How many freaking cameras are on her, then?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: redsweater at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (4LOJk)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 05, 2019 02:43 PM (ALXav)
Just how many cameras were there there?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (iBAtG)
She's ... a vision ... of horror
Posted by: woof! at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)
She filed her nails as a show of utter contempt for the parents of victim's of illegal aliens, IIRC. She deserves much worse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)
I agree, she will not be pleased when looking back at her wedding pictures.
It is sad.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (BXMxN)
That really really sucks.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Insomniac
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You ain't seen nothing. Now that the deal is sealed...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4eqfxk2
Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (2kj6M)
Pay for chicks and nurses. It'll be cheaper and more fulfilling.
Posted by: MJ at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (LQtHg)
Dude looks happy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 02:38 PM
I showed him the pre-nup right before the ceremony. When he said, "I want to screw her, so bad" I took him at his word.
Posted by: The Grooms Lawyer at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 05, 2019 02:44 PM (h020I)
Member of the 47 plate stacker club at her local Pancho's restaurant.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (VpIIl)
I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just using him for his money.
That would be my guess at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)
As much as I loathe the Porcine one, gold digger she is not. She has her own stash of money.
Does she cook well? maybe that is it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:45 PM (lwiT4)
Dang, grammie! Looks like bluebell let you borrow her best shiv, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (RFsxL)
If she was on the TV it would collapse.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (NiQyj)
411 The thing with marrying an old guy, he's probably divorced at least
once and going to leave all his money to his kids. So what's the point?
You put up with his shit for a few years, he finally croaks, then all his money goes to his adult brats who hate you.
I'm a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2019 02:36 PM (+lVUW)
In all seriousness: maybe they genuinely get along and enjoy each others company.
I think she probably has a decent amount of money on her own, which
is probably why he'd rather marry her then some gold digger who is just
using him for his money.
That would be my guess at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:41 PM (GBteo)
Buzzkill!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (iBAtG)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (9hauA)
She filed her nails as a show of utter contempt for the parents of victim's of illegal aliens, IIRC. She deserves much worse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)
She'd a received the Stephen King's "Carrie" treatment, where I not afraid she could actually invoke demons to kill me.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)
I don't even....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)
You know how dogs just love to hang their head out the window. Feel that breeze.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (BXMxN)
http://tinyurl.com/y2pwmjkp
Posted by: McCool at March 05, 2019 02:39 PM (tWnED)
You have a knack for the understatement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)
Nasty piece of work though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (9hauA)
All women usually look beautiful on their wedding day.
This one just happens to look happy in her StayPuft Marshmallow Man costume.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (IXZGh)
Nasty piece of work though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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No, she doesn't. But when someone assertively makes a spectacle of themselves (See:Filing nails and, gold digging), they should brace up for cheap-shot derision.
Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (2kj6M)
As much as I loathe the Porcine one, gold digger she is not. She has her own stash of money.
Does she cook well? maybe that is it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (ujg0T)
Maybe she spent it all on island gigilo vacations and the hubby is in for a little surprise. when little Paolo shows up at their door.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (ymnmz)
Shocka! Despite luke warm reviews, Rotten Tomatoes scrapes the bottom of the barrel to find anything positive in them so they can manufacture a 91% positive critics' Tomatoreader.
https://bit.ly/2TmO4gx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (Lr3FA)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
The attendees were advised that the back buttons were set to stun, so follow with caution.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)
Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)
Dementia
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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So did I.
Posted by: Anna Nicole Smith at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (YvUf/)
There are plenty of people I am close to who are overweight. People I would protect, help and fight for. But they're not ugly inside like this fatass fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (KUaJL)
The position where she's got a strap-on and he's chained to the bed?
Face down?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (IXZGh)
The flower girl had little strobe beacons on and a big black and yellow sign in front and in back...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (AURKQ)
Every inch of fabric I saw was necessary. No extra at all.
Posted by: Agitator at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (7YG4p)
Posted by: paolo at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (AB9tT)
What Ana's hoo-hah is after a steam cleaning, Alex.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
It is sad.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2019 02:46 PM (GBteo)
+++People are very good at lying to themselves. I don't know what to call it, self-preservation. I've overheard females in dressing rooms, talking about how this dress or bikini is just perfect for them. When I see them it said outfit, I am thinking OMFG, are you even kidding me?
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)
I thought it was 42-39-56.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (iys0/)
You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
Said the beautifully shaped girl.
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
That guy is smiling like he won the lottery."
Well....a massive stroke strikes everyone differently.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2019 02:42 PM (CRRq9)
Dementia
Posted by: Archer at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
The look on their faces....they are both thinking about their "wedding night".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:47 PM (9hauA)
Yes, he'd have to very drunk be to marry her.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (NiQyj)
https://bit.ly/2TmO4gx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Does anyone pay attention to critics ' scores? I know I don't.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (9hauA)
https://bit.ly/2NIAHRp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)
I don't even....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:48 PM (Boy/L)
Gee I hope they can sit on the dole until they're ready to slaughter more infidels
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (OLCnA)
Look at that grin. Dude's already got a contractor picked hired for the heavy liftin'..
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (zLDYs)
I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)
flounder!
Posted by: m at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Kale-only diet, or the doctors will kick her off the patient list.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)
More like B2 Bomber.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: washrivergal
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These thigh-high, fish scale boots look fabulous on me!
Posted by: Michelle at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (YvUf/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)
Couldn't remember, went with what i thought were her measurements.
BTW, when they tell Ana Novaro to "Haul ASS!" It takes a minimum of two trips.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)
I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)
Shallow Hal?
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (nRWPy)
Now I'm blushing (although no one can tell, lol).
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
I think one of the horde's memes is ' she could use a sammich '. The majority are not into skinny though there is a line.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (zO1cf)
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK
What's the difference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8
D: Mating with Ana
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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I never doubted it for a moment...or...she has some serious daddy issues.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (YvUf/)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (NiQyj)
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK
What's the difference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)
The story you get to tell in Heaven's waiting room?
Personally I'd go with the lion. It's at least cuddly and attractive
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)
I think one of the horde's memes is ' she could use a sammich '. The majority are not into skinny though there is a line.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (zO1cf)
Curvy. Not Lumpy.
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (RFsxL)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)
...if a vampire drank a fat person's blood, could they contract Type 2 Diabetes?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (UnA8+)
romney makes me want to puke
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (bim/x)
He looks as the US like a prospective take over company.
First he'll fire all the good people, sell all the assets, streamline production by reducing quality control and hiring a whole bunch of temps to do the work.
When customers finally get tired of the lousy product he'll sell us to China.
He's working for the Chamber of Commerce. He has to lie low for a couple years as his out of the box diss wasn't met well and he was genuinely surprised as he believed the Media on how bad Trump was hated. But the media lies.
He's like those guys in Office Space or the head honcho with the suspenders. THAT kind of asshole.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (TUY4S)
A: Married to Ana
B: Eaten by Lions
C: Eaten by Ana after mating
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK
What's the difference?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (KUaJL)
D. Crushed while mating.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)
I find what most white people think is an ideal size for a woman a
little too skinny for my taste.
You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
"
I dated girls of different sizes and races, but they had one thing in common. They had good hearts (most of them anyway). That was my primary requirement. Someone I could see as the mother of children. Not a mother in the pejorative sense like this fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
My hand and a porno mag.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)
What, not your high school locker combination?
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 02:53 PM (t6MX/)
I agree, somebody needed to explain the concept of "event horizon" to him. Too late now.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (NiQyj)
Posted by: lyn at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (DEwaB)
Posted by: flounder
--
When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: jsg at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (RFsxL)
If your curves look like they were drawn in crayon by a spastic kindergartner, you don't get to call yourself "curvy" anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (AURKQ)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
Well, on average, those two have the perfect ass.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)
You may now proceed with the bashing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
So you're saying you like your white women on the zaftig side?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
My hand and a porno mag.....
We have this thing called the Internet now...paper is SO passe and besides, it's easier to wipe off a monitor.
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (8erNz)
I think he fails to comprehend the gravity of the situation. They say
love is blind. I think it is also a bad judge of weights and measures.
Posted by: flounder
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When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)
I'll have the lot of it!
Posted by: Things Ana Navarro said after reading a menu at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (mrSTd)
If they're already fat, maybe.
Most vampires aren't fat. All that protein in their diet. Plus it's hard to get up to launch speed when your overweight.
Then there's the fasting-overeating cycle that they're on. Like all predators.
They would probably taste like a ice cream sundae.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (TUY4S)
When you say gravity, do you think light can escape her field?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)
Yes, but she DOES do a neat party trick when she gets 6 double cheeseburgers to orbit around her torso.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (MSiSP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)
9 1/2 weeks. Pun or whatever intended.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (zO1cf)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (zmIJL)
Well, on average, those two have the perfect ass.
Back when I was biking twenty miles a day a girlfriend (who I'd picked up on one of those rides...) said it was funny that I didn't have an ass.
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
My hand and a porno mag.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (IXZGh)"
Death by fire.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (NiQyj)
How'd she get him?
Is she --- willing to do things?
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At 47 all women are willing to do things. This is the way of life.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: joe
My wife frequently says she has the perfect ass.
But she loves me anyway.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IxRYM)
Posted by: wrg500 at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (BzUoq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (2LelM)
Not true. My wife isn't even there yet and SOOOO many things are out the window......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (MSiSP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)
=====
Some wavelengths of light can escape. That is why experts call Ana "a brown hole."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JEM at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (8erNz)
I hear there are some nice mountain tops just waiting for a hermitage to be built.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Confucious at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (IXZGh)
He's a successful DC media attorney now. Ah, the people I could bring down....
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (nRWPy)
Paul and Udall, both members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, introduced the 2019 American Forces Going Home After Noble (AFGHAN) Service Act to end the longest war in American history. The legislation would declare victory in Afghanistan and would provide every combat service member a $2,500 peacetime dividend using the savings from the war in Afghanistan.
Yeah? Hey boys, whatever you think of our continued efforts in Afghanistan, you to NOT legislate Victory. Idiots. You want to leave, fine say so. Call it what it is. Declare victory?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)
Who has no excuses is McCain. She's blown up like a balloon. A big oversized circus balloon. .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)
had one thing in common. They had good hearts (most of them anyway).
That was my primary requirement. Someone I could see as the mother of
children. Not a mother in the pejorative sense like this fraud.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 02:56 PM (VpIIl)
++You have a good attitude. I do want to say that many times the song "Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife" which is posted here often, actually can be opposite in a lot of cases. Unattractive girls can come with all kinds of hang-ups too.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (aWjrD)
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
Have you seen 70% of the millennials?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:55 PM (pw+jk)
Brie Larson texted to say, what is 'ass"?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Mouru)
I think chubby chasing is a case of needs must.
If you can't get the skinny ones for whatever reason, there's always a low self esteem chubbo willing to put out. It can be problematic tho if you don't have the REACH.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 05, 2019 02:57 PM (YslsA)
Only a slightly better chance than gravy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (FTlwv)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (uGHnY)
Well, fat women tend to run hot. Burning calories. A lot of calories. But, not enough calories.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)
Watch it!
Posted by: Brian Steler at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (MSiSP)
Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 05, 2019 03:01 PM (zO1cf)
To be fair, the prominent slots in the Macy's Day Parade aren't just handed out to anyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2019 03:03 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (r+sAi)
Your memory has been sold?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2019 02:59 PM (NiQyj)
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (IxRYM)
Well, let's just say if this is what you meet at a Moron Meetup, it is aptly named, and count me out.
Pretty lame.
Posted by: bobby ahr at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (zmZ2x)
Well, fat women tend to run hot. Burning calories. A lot of calories. But, not enough calories.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (3sjI6)
Flop sweat is usually a deal breaker, tho.
Posted by: Confucious at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (TUY4S)
You'd never know the difference. Plenty of nooks and grannies on a chubbo. And all the gravy they secrete is a good lube.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (3sjI6)
How'd she get him?
Is she --- willing to do things?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (mrSTd)
He veered too close to her gaping maw.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2019 03:04 PM (r+sAi)
I ain't sayin' she a gold digger...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (TUY4S)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
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He's Cuban. It's hard to generalize about "Hispanic culture" since what is chic in Spain might not be what is desirable among indios of Guatemala.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
Have you seen 70% of the millennials?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Go to a college campus. They're literally starbucking themselves into size 22. It's actually incredible. I'm "curvy" and feel like Calista Flockhart anywhere near a college campus. Seriously.
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)
He's a successful DC media attorney now. Ah, the people I could bring down....
Posted by: dagny
And he said.......?
Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (VpIIl)
Sorry the comments didn't meet your expectations.
I would like to apologize to you and your boyfriend.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:07 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2019 03:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (6rX0K)
I honestly didn't know chubby chasing was still a thing.
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)
Have you seen 70% of the millennials?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Oh, and the HIGH SCHOOL! There's a 9 year gap between my middle and youngest son. The female population had DOUBLED in size and I don't mean there are more of them. Most of them outweigh every guy "on the line."
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:08 PM (nRWPy)
So you're saying you like your white women on the zaftig side?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 05, 2019 02:58 PM (NWiLs)
LOL.
To be fair, I think black and a lot of Hispanic women carry extra weight better than white women, probably because of differences in muscle mass and body shape. I'm not talking about morbidly obese people.
But zaftig was in for y'all back in the day.
I remember listening to a short story by Dickens, and in describing how lovely the heroine was, he said she was plump. (I know that doesn't mean she was very fat.)
When food abounds, skinny becomes fashionable.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Horde at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (6rX0K)
Had something to do with cunnilingus, but I don't remember, I was drunk, most likely. I only took 2 classes that semester so I could concentrate on my drinking and sex life.
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 02:51 PM (9hauA)
Us people 6' and taller have long lived with the saying "She ain't a lady unless she's one-eighty"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (Rxduq)
Thanks. I get that. (People assuming Africa is all the same place is a minor source of irritation.)
But the point is thst some Hispanic cultures don't mind larger women. Maybe not as big as Navarro, but not skinny.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:12 PM (Kpl3J)
I hope a minimum height requirement goes with that statement, lol.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:13 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 05, 2019 03:16 PM (89JF3)
that they find the blessings of love, joy and a faith in God in their
marriage..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:05 PM (AllCR)
Judging by her on air personality, I hope that both of them have a come to Jesus moment. But I foresee a lot of passive-aggressive interactions and not much happiness. But who knows, nobody can predict the future.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:16 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 05, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Go to a college campus. They're literally starbucking themselves
into size 22. It's actually incredible. I'm "curvy" and feel like
Calista Flockhart anywhere near a college campus. Seriously.
Posted by: dagny at March 05, 2019 03:06 PM (nRWPy)
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Old and Busted: Freshman 15
New Hotness; Freshman 50
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 03:17 PM (pw+jk)
Say hi to the other five deadenders at Patterico.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 03:18 PM (y7DUB)
lol yes - think of a volleyball player that can get her fist 2' over the net on a good jump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:20 PM (LL1Be)
If she wasn't such a bitch I wouldn't comment about her weight.
Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2019 02:54 PM
Yeah. That's the thing. You wanna be a bitch, file your nails like some Nazi storm-trooper indifferent to a million people on trains headed to Poland, and think there's not gonna be some blow-back? Think again.
I hope she reads every comment on this thread and turns her life around.
Posted by: The Grooms Lawyer at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (jYje5)
She doesn't seem like a very happy person on air, but maybe she's different in real life. And yes, this was quite a redundant thread-and yes, I'm not with bobby ahr. and I know where the door is.
And at the moron meet up I arranged nobody talked about Ana Navarro or anybodys weight unless they talked about mine after I left. It was a amusing time. It was great to meet people IRL and share our political POV.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (AllCR)
A veritable "Who's Who" of rock-ribbed Conservatism!
Posted by: jbspry at March 05, 2019 03:25 PM (d/n9j)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 05, 2019 02:50 PM (pw+jk)
I thought it was 42-39-56.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 05, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)
And then there's the Showmen: 39-21-40 shape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYzRcSo2LtI
Posted by: m at March 05, 2019 03:26 PM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 05, 2019 03:27 PM (IKtL/)
Wow. Successful advertising push?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 05, 2019 03:20 PM (LL1Be)
Probably added some trolls from PJM when they witlessly added the head retard.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2019 03:28 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cory at March 05, 2019 03:29 PM (zlyYO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:22 PM (AllCR)
I haven't been to an meetups, I only started commenting here recently (have been reading for years). But, as you say, I wouldn't expect people to get together and talk about Navarro, or even talk about politics very much. Plenty of time to discuss politics on the internet.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 05, 2019 03:33 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at March 05, 2019 03:33 PM (WEBkv)
Well, they talked about others things too-music, their families, their work, food but I would be surprised if Moron meets up in the same area never mention politics. Ana Navarro wasn't an issue because she hadn't done her insensitive routine of filing her nails when talking about the wall and illegal immigration
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2019 03:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: BuddyPC at March 05, 2019 03:38 PM (c6u5G)
When food abounds, skinny becomes fashionable.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 05, 2019 03:09 PM (9hauA)
Yep. In the play "Long Day's Journey into Night" the character James Tyrone tells his wife she is "fat and sassy." His character, who was based on Eugene O'Neill's father, is the son of potato Famine survivors. When he calls his wife fat, it's meant as a compliment.
The play is set in 1912. Thin women with boyish figures first came into fashion in the 1920's - a time of prosperity.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 05, 2019 03:47 PM (d6Ksn)
I think their wedding song was "Shape Of You" by Ed Sheeran.
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Posted by: red speck at March 05, 2019 04:25 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: saf at March 05, 2019 05:17 PM (5IHGB)
Pig in a Wedding Gown. I bet that Puta Feo's nails were perfect. The groom must have been hanging around the hotel bar at closing time when she caught his eye....or maybe it was the cattle yard....
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