Trump's Title X Rule Change Could Effectively Defund Planned Parenthood

The "True Conservatives" ran on this issue and did nothing about it, because they're liars who only care about doing favors for their actual constituents, large corporate interests with deep-pocketed donors.

Trump, the former Democrat with liberal instincts, is actually doing something about it, probably because he is too unschooled in Conservatism, Inc. politics to know that his job is to Trick the Rubes, not attempt to accomplish their political agenda.

The major changes include a new requirement that all participating Title X providers "maintain physical and financial separation from locations which provide abortion as a method of family planning." This means that any clinic or doctor's office that also offers abortions is no longer allowed to receive federal grants that would help provide free or low-cost birth control for low-income women.
...
Reproductive rights advocates say this is a direct attack on Planned Parenthood, which via the organization's nationwide network of family planning clinics, is currently the largest provider of Title X-funded birth control services. Roughly 41% of patients receiving birth control funded by Title X get those prescriptions at a Planned Parenthood clinic.

Which, again, fine, I can see a moral argument for doing so. I'm just saying that you can't expect to have a functioning vessel -- or a crew to man it -- anytime soon. Underneath all of this is a very real rot in the modern Republican Party. The intellectual apparatus . . . 12/
— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) February 22, 2019

Over the course of roughly 2005-2016, the GOP base started to call the party out on this. And let's just say the behavior of the NT folk I view online dealing with Trump voters hasn't done much to suggest that I'm wrong here. 14/
— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) February 22, 2019

The "True Cons" are attempting to sell us Rockefeller Republican social liberalism while claiming they're giving us 100% pure uncut Reaganism.

Yeah, good luck with that, "Elite" -- you "Elite" who did not see your own destruction coming, even though you were warned of its coming for three or four years.

Actual Elites do not get deposed from power. They're too smart for that. They tack and trim and co-opt key constituencies and always stay a few steps ahead of the trend.

FakeNews Elites -- incompetents and nepots who were Sired Not Hired into positions of power -- are the ones who get tossed out on their fat, donor-padded asses and then have dinner meetings for three years after where they just keep asking each other, "What happened? What is going on in the party?!"

And yeah, that's what I hear the "Meetings of the Concerned" mostly consist of, from one attendee.

It's been three fucking years and they still haven't formulated a coherent theory about their defenestration, besides the one they've always had -- that they despise the base for being unsophisticated, racist, and liking Jesus too much.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:47 PM

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1 The most pro-life President we've had in ages. Pleasantly unexpected.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

2 NOOD

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 08:49 PM (LL1Be)

3 Trump rocks

Posted by: rammajamma at February 22, 2019 08:49 PM (mJmCN)

4

DEJA VU

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 08:49 PM (CmojX)

5 Twitter threads longer than ten tweets do kinda suggest that maybe just maybe Twitter isn't the right forum for such discussions.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 08:50 PM (I/iGu)

6 Trump is the James Brown of politics. Hardest Working Man. I never would have guessed it. I am so happy to have been wrong.

Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 08:51 PM (lE2nd)

7 Finally!!

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at February 22, 2019 08:51 PM (p+/iO)

8 Trump is secretly a Democrat and stuff.
"REAL" conservatives in 2016

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 08:51 PM (bswix)

9 Too bad he's going to step aside any moment and put HRC in the Oval Office...

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

10 This is good news.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 08:52 PM (0tfLf)

11 Again, the President should name this policy "Deferred Action On Childhood Arrivals".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (Ndje9)

12 When Obama was President:
GOPE - nothing we can do here the president controls EVERYTHING! Sorry folks.

When Bush was President:
GOPE - The president doesn't control anything! Sorry Folks!

With Trump as President:
GOPE - HOW DARE YOU DO THE THINGS WE SAID COULDN'T BE DONE!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (cRkMZ)

13 The hard work of the True Conservatives is finally coming to fruition.

True cons the real thing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (pw+jk)

14 Has the Hawaiian judge okayed this yet???

Posted by: lin-duh at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (kufk0)

15 12 When Obama was President:
GOPE - nothing we can do here the president controls EVERYTHING! Sorry folks.

When Bush was President:
GOPE - The president doesn't control anything! Sorry Folks!

With Trump as President:
GOPE - HOW DARE YOU DO THE THINGS WE SAID COULDN'T BE DONE!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (cRkMZ)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

16 The other great thing is that Soros/Steyer/Bloomberg will have to fund PP out of their own resources in order to keep their berzerker ground troops paid.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (LL1Be)

17 So pleased to see a president who is actually doing something about this issue whenever he can, as well as calling out the absolute barbarity of the abortion/pro-death industry.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (p+/iO)

18 Trump is secretly a Democrat and stuff.
"REAL" conservatives in 2016
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 08:51 PM (bswix)

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Even better were those that were convinced that Trump only ran in 2016 to hand the race to Felonia.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (u22rx)

19 I think Trump's a guy who got things done, who got sick of seeing government killing achievement and sucking up all the vig they could.

I think he's in this both because that's what the country needs, and probably out for a little revenge, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (oVJmc)

20 The "conservatives" in power should be ashamed. The shame ain't in 'em though, they're politicians.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

21 >>>11 Again, the President should name this policy "Deferred Action On Childhood Arrivals".

That is very sharp!

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 08:54 PM (PbpT7)

22 2 NOOD
Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 08:49 PM (LL1Be)

Already? This thread just started.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

23 We knew Trump likes babes.

Babies too, apparently.

I noticed that Trump has more kids than the leaders of the UK, France, Germany put together.

Make America Gestate Again!

Posted by: Miklos, noticing things at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (zCyNd)

24 If it comes down to fully funding Planned Parenthood and supporting infanticide or having Trump as president. I choose fully funding Planned Parenthood and supporting infanticide.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (pw+jk)

25
Even better were those that were convinced that Trump only ran in 2016 to hand the race to Felonia.

Nobody would have done that better than the GOPe lunkheads he was running against.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

26 Excellent news.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 08:56 PM (MAstk)

27 ~~Reproductive rights~~ Baby murder advocates say this is a direct attack on ~~Planned Parenthood~~ Baby Butcher, Inc. <<<<<<<<

True statement, definitely a direct attack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 08:56 PM (r+sAi)

28 HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR!

We cannot spare this man, he fights!

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at February 22, 2019 08:56 PM (J2E9n)

29 Watching carefully to see exactly how the true elites reorganize to ride through this temporary storm as they surreptitiously continue to fund and support their Uniparty Deep State Trump Harrassment teams while cashing checks for donors!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (f3oO4)

30 If not the best, second best president in 100 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (pw+jk)

31 Already? This thread just started.

Posted by: rickl

Soothsayer called a "nood" in German today.
I guess I am still giddy from the protocol deviation.
I apologize.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (LL1Be)

32 thanks, ace. It is meant to be.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (Ndje9)

33 Just in time, since Hannity just started.

Posted by: Toby Flenderson at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (e7oj4)

34 25
Even better were those that were convinced that Trump only ran in 2016 to hand the race to Felonia.

Nobody would have done that better than the GOPe lunkheads he was running against.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

We know, right?

Posted by: Zombie John McCain and Mitt Romney at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (sdi6R)

35 I think he's in this both because that's what the country needs, and probably out for a little revenge, too.
***

Obama and pals mocking Trump at the White House correspondents' dinner in 2011.

The biggest of Obama's many f*ckups.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (cRkMZ)

36
Reproductive rights advocates

Infanticidal zealots

Aborticomaniacs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (LsBY9)

37

Rush Limbaugh has said many times that he has been approached at parties by well known "Republicans" who would take him aside and beg him to NOT talk about abortion because it upset their wives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (aKsyK)

38 NUEVO!!

Posted by: Guermo "Dirty" Sanchez at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pw+jk)

39
German seems to bring out the worst in us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (CmojX)

40 Even better were those that were convinced that Trump only ran in 2016 to hand the race to Felonia.

Nobody would have done that better than the GOPe lunkheads he was running against.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

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I have thought this since early on. All the others would have been beholding to the Donor class and could not have run the campaign he did. He was the only one that could have beaten her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (u22rx)

41 thank you Trump

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (BJlbN)

42 Roughly 41% of patients receiving birth control funded by Title X get those prescriptions at a Planned Parenthood clinic.

So what? They can go to CVS or Walgreens or Rite-Aid or any other retail pharmacy in the entire goddamn country.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

43 Imagine 6 more years of winning.

Please.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MAstk)

44 >>>Rush Limbaugh has said many times that he has been approached at parties by well known "Republicans" who would take him aside and beg him to NOT talk about abortion because it upset their wives.

Wives? Hell, I imagine most of them, and the corporate donors, are worried about how conservative social policy would upset their much-younger, much more liberal mistresses.

And with those young mistresses -- you gotta keep abortion open as a possibility, yannow?

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (PbpT7)

45 "German seems to bring out the worst in us"

It's a naughty language.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

46 If not the best, second best president in 100 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 08:57 PM (pw+jk)

I'm becoming convinced that President Trump is the most honest man to hold that office since President Washington!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (f3oO4)

47 I choose fully funding Planned Parenthood and supporting infanticide.
***

And Bill, I, the Paulo will be there for you through this tough time. As you must make the speeches and the politics, I will make sure your wife is comforted.

It is truly the least I could do.

Please, watch these videos of my last few sessions with your wife to give you the courage you will surely need.

Posted by: The Paulo at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (cRkMZ)

48 The Knife Circuit Cut off Entrails might be a problem here

Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 09:00 PM (lE2nd)

49 Even better were those that were convinced that Trump only ran in 2016 to hand the race to Felonia.

Nobody would have done that better than the GOPe lunkheads he was running against.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

The October Surprise in the Jeb! campaign would have been him endorsing cankles outright.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:00 PM (gkstg)

50 Yes I'm glad Trump did a 180 on his abortion views. His previous positions were one of the main reasons I was against him during the primaries. This is the most surprising aspects of Trump for me. I am giving credit to his wife.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

51 Praise God!

I pray for PDT as often as I remember. He fights for me and mine.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Y4EXg)

52 Man, this Joffrey kid in Game of Thrones has the makings of a real leader...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (zZbCU)

53
Whoa, Bill Kristol and Tom Nichols are gonna lose it now!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (LsBY9)

54 Rush Limbaugh has said many times that he has been approached at parties by well known "Republicans" who would take him aside and beg him to NOT talk about abortion because it upset their wives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Fuck them. And don't show an ultrasound in Times Square, show a late term abortion.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Y5LDn)

55 I have been getting so confused with the threads lately...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (R+P8I)

56 44
Wives? Hell, I imagine most of them, and the corporate donors, are worried about how conservative social policy would upset their much-younger, much more liberal mistresses.

And with those young mistresses -- you gotta keep abortion open as a possibility, yannow?
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (PbpT7)

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain and Mitt Romney at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

57 Reproductive rights advocates say this is a direct attack on Planned Parenthood

And about damned time.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (VaN/j)

58 /devil sock

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

59 "German seems to bring out the worst in us"

It's a naughty language.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

Die zeitgeist is sehr Schadenfreudlisch.

Posted by: Miklos, admiring own Heidelberg duelling scar at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (zCyNd)

60 Off, sock.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

61
And Bill, I, the Paulo will be there for you
through this tough time. As you must make the speeches and the politics,
I will make sure your wife is comforted.

It is truly the least I could do.

Please, watch these videos of my last few sessions with your wife to give you the courage you will surely need.

Posted by: The Paulo at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (cRkMZ)

======
Thank eerrrr Mucho Gracias Paulo es muy bien tu para mi esposa a tu verga es muy largo.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (pw+jk)

62 And don't show an ultrasound in Times Square, show a late term abortion.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Y5LDn)

And a tray of baby parts ready to go on the auction block!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (f3oO4)

63 57 Reproductive rights advocates say this is a direct attack on Planned Parenthood

And about damned time.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (VaN/j)

=====

It's in the constitution.

PP gets .05% is the federal budget every year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (zZbCU)

64 His previous positions were one of the main reasons I was against him during the primaries.

It's easy to parrot the "pro-choice" line.

Not so easy to watch the horror show involved with ripping a life from the womb.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

65 NOOD
That's not the way this works, that's not the way any of this works!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (r+sAi)

66 And with those young mistresses -- you gotta keep abortion open as a possibility, yannow?
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (PbpT7)

It's very regrettable, but sometimes A Mistake happens.

Nobody's fault, really, and breaking up families is so traumatic for the children. Best to just Take Care of It.

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (U7voe)

67 62
With the tray held by VAGOV Northam!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (f3oO4)

68 62 And don't show an ultrasound in Times Square, show a late term abortion.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Y5LDn)

And a tray of baby parts ready to go on the auction block!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:02 PM (f3oO4)

======

Manhattan would break out into cheers at the sight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (zZbCU)

69 65 NOOD
That's not the way this works, that's not the way any of this works!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:03 PM (r+sAi)

I unfriend you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

70 Go Trump! Go!

Posted by: Locke Common at February 22, 2019 09:04 PM (f0rIR)

71 Trump is a blunt force instrument. His (and ours) enemies haven't quite figured that out yet.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2019 09:04 PM (vgyUN)

72 Hi, My name is Bill Kristol - ahoy!

Posted by: Biologically Female Penis at February 22, 2019 09:04 PM (GdJ+p)

73 49
The October Surprise in the Jeb! campaign would have been him endorsing cankles outright.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:00 PM (gkstg)

"You have nothing to fear from a Hillary Clinton presidency."

Posted by: !Jeb! at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

74
The Archdiocese of New York is "concerned" about this demarche.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (LsBY9)

75 12 When Obama was President:
GOPE - nothing we can do here the president controls EVERYTHING! Sorry folks.

When Bush was President:
GOPE - The president doesn't control anything! Sorry Folks!

With Trump as President:
GOPE - HOW DARE YOU DO THE THINGS WE SAID COULDN'T BE DONE!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 08:53 PM (cRkMZ)

Like the episode of Yes, Prime Minister, when he's talking to the Foreign Office Minister, who is indignant that an outsider had gotten a hostage freed"

"You said it was impossible."
"It should have been. And if you'd left it to us, it would have been impossible."

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (VaN/j)

76 I unfriend you.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

For a divorce, you have to throw poop on his shoes.

Posted by: Miklos, with apparent arrow through head at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

77 Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

I think "get" means given, or all but given. Otherwise, there is no point. PP clinics are not near as common as your average drug store.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (R+P8I)

78 Reproductive rights advocates say this is a direct attack on Planned Parenthood

And about damned time.
Posted by: Eeyore

No. A direct attack would make a PP Clinic look like a Sabarro Pizza Store in Haifa.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Y5LDn)

79 All you need to know about the True Con cucks and Steele...
https://twitter.com/jamesdclifford/status/
1099116861390815233

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Dh1wo)

80 what have I done?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

81
This is an assault on the Constitution!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (LsBY9)

82 what have I done?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

Try that line again.

Posted by: Samuel Morse at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (zCyNd)

83 Sired Not Hired into positions of power

That there is a nice little piece of work. Succinct.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (RfzVr)

84 Hola Paola, Yo tengo un diez libre bolsa
hariner. Venga a la agua spot.

Posted by: Anna Navarro at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (pw+jk)

85 Mike Tyson Mysteries makes more sense than cuck/neo-conservative policies.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (e7oj4)

86 Direct attack?

You can change TitleX funding with a 9-line! Who knew?

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (25Dt7)

87 This is an assault on the Constitution!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (LsBY9)

Which is a Living Document! Murder!!!

Posted by: Alt/left Miklos at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

88 81
This is an assault on the Constitution!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (LsBY9)

=====

Article IX:

"Planned Parenthood is a sacred organization and most have as much federal funding as Hollywood desires."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (zZbCU)

89 Journalism!

KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.
According to the L.A. County Medical Examiner, Burrous died from methamphetamine toxicity after being found unresponsive in a Glendale motel on December 28. The manner of death is listed as accidental.

-
He left behind a wife and a daughter.

https://bit.ly/2SkUOpx

Lots of juicy details at the link. Many would say TMI.

Many years ago, I represented a client who ingested his drugs in that manner. He told me a term meaning to ingest in such manner having your boyfriend ram it up with his dick. It was something like "ramming it home" but catchier. But I can't remember. Man, getting old sucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

90 >>>71 Trump is a blunt force instrument. His (and ours) enemies haven't quite figured that out yet.

Slices like a fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM (u8vU5)

91 79 All you need to know about the True Con cucks and Steele...
https://twitter.com/jamesdclifford/status/
1099116861390815233
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Dh1wo)

Who is this fat fvck?

Posted by: WhoCares at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM (bGMOs)

92 87 This is an assault on the Constitution!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 09:06 PM (LsBY9)

Which is a Living Document! Murder!!!
Posted by: Alt/left Miklos at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

======

I cannot wait until RBG gets replaced and the Left abandons the living constitution in one fell swoop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, buy The Battle of Lake Erie today! at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM (zZbCU)

93

Is this not the best excuse ever for Everything?

Because I go hard on Forty-five.

Why did you shoot that guy?
Because I go hard on Forty-five.

Why did you cheat on me?
Because I go hard on Forty-five.

Why did you throw that interception?
Because I go hard on Forty-five.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM (CmojX)

94 No. A direct attack would make a PP Clinic look like a Sabarro Pizza Store in Haifa.

Posted by: rickb223
-----
Correct! And while we are at it, I ponder some days, why there have not been more attacks on the child killers. That would be wrong of course but I wonder about it.

'Cause I get steamed to daydream it sometimes.

But again, that would be wrong.

(No, it wouldn't - Love, St. Michael the Archangel)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Y4EXg)

95 Man, getting old sucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Given the alternative...

Posted by: KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous at February 22, 2019 09:09 PM (zCyNd)

96 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

===

Tell me about it

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 22, 2019 09:09 PM (pw+jk)

97 'Many would say TMI. '

Some might even barf all over their computers.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (UdKB7)

98
KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.

hahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CmojX)

99 I have to say, the iron throne is a great piece of design.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (zZbCU)

100 Them baby murderers are pissed off now.

Thanks President Trump. You da man!

Now build that wall and drain that swamp.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (cCxiu)

101
KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

He died doing what he loved.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CmojX)

102 Wait just a minute. You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (u8vU5)

103 Damn.
Who knew that a NY real estate tycoon would be one of the most conservative presidents in my lifetime.
And yeah, I remember the 80s...

*raises glass*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (6qErC)

104 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

What in the actual hell???

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

105 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.

Yep. Perfectly normal, healthy lifestyle choice.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

106 "He left behind a wife and a daughter."
Funny choice of words if you died by catching a "pile" of meth up your ah, culo.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (Y4EXg)

107

KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

Pathetic bastard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (oVJmc)

108 "KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus"

Don't do that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (FXERY)

109 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous is what all men should strive for... well all white men because black men are gods.

Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (pw+jk)

110 102 Wait just a minute. You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 09:10 PM (u8vU5)

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No one died like that in Breaking Bad...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (zZbCU)

111 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

These crazy kids.

Posted by: Bob Crane at February 22, 2019 09:11 PM (zCyNd)

112 For a liberal, this guy sure does a lot of conservative shit.

Reagan and Trump sure did ditch their Democrat roots.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 22, 2019 09:12 PM (xSIRO)

113 I'd say he left his wife and daughter behind a while ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:12 PM (oVJmc)

114 'You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?'

If you are very quiet and sneak up on them.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

115 I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (u8vU5)

116 I ponder some days, why there have not been more attacks on the child killers.

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In the 90s there were a lot of debates in pro-life circles about what to do about the continued legality of infanticide in the US.

A few choose to go the route you mention. It didn't seem to do much frighten abortionists but it did give their government allies cover to start arresting people for peacefully opposing abortion. So the violent wing of the pro-life movement burned itself out fairly quickly.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (cRkMZ)

117

KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

See, Jussie? *THIS* is committing to the part!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

118 Burrous left a wife and kid?

Total arsehole with a totaled arsehole

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (FXERY)

119 This just proves that Trump has bad character. It's not an act of love, which would entail weeping over being unable to do a thing about it.

And character is destiny, you know. (Which leads me to infer that a certain NRO ~~writer~~ copyist will end up lying on his back, drowning in his own vomit. But at least he'll be clutching a really good cigar.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (VaN/j)

120 Some judge will fucking stop this

Somehow liberal judges are allowed to dictate policy and conservative judges only get to refer things back to other judges to review

Posted by: Blago at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (FruM7)

121 89
Many years ago, I represented a client who ingested his drugs in that manner. He told me a term meaning to ingest in such manner having your boyfriend ram it up with his dick. It was something like "ramming it home" but catchier. But I can't remember. Man, getting old sucks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Just keep repeating "It's a perfectly natural, healthy, and normal lifestyle."

Or else it's off to the camps with you.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (sdi6R)

122
'You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?'

If you are very quiet and sneak up on them.
Posted by: freaked

Be vewy vewy quiet. I' hunting anus.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (aKsyK)

123 115 I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"
Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 09:13 PM (u8vU5)

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He figures it out after taking an outright unhealthy amount of cocaine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (zZbCU)

124
More like he did his wife and daughter a favor.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (CmojX)

125 'You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?'

If you are very quiet and sneak up on them.
Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

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This is truly surprise anal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (u22rx)

126 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

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Let he who has not stuck Schedule I controlled substances up his ass, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (UGqF8)

127
This is your ass
This is your ass on drugs

Posted by: XX at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (UdKB7)

128 Another 6 inches of global warming falling tonite, man I can't wait until Spring cools the earth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (r+sAi)

129 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

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The trick is to have a buff Nigerian delicately put it in your anus with his pinky.. but it has to be a very well manicured nail. Then you can claim any fake hate crime was due to drug use.. and a rotten subway sammich.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (pw+jk)

130 It was something like "ramming it home" but catchier"

"Pushing in the stool"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (6qErC)

131 KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.

That's why I think the percentage of gays in America is slightly higher than we think. Too much down low going on.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

132 Let he who has not stuck Schedule I controlled substances up his ass, cast the first stone.
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Hey you guys have seen me throw before so I'm not tossing anything here.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (cRkMZ)

133 I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to
the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"

"Alimentary, Watson."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

134 ~~CFPB Advisory CouncilPlanned Parenthood~~ EPA - in progress
SPLCOpenBorders Society

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (LL1Be)

135
All you need to know about the True Con cucks and Steele...
https://twitter.com/jamesdclifford/status/
1099116861390815233

Posted by: andycanuck

Christ Almighty.

That got my blood pressure up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (CmojX)

136 89 Journalism!

KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.
According to the L.A. County Medical Examiner, Burrous died from methamphetamine toxicity after being found unresponsive in a Glendale motel on December 28. The manner of death is listed as accidental.

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He left behind a wife and a daughter.

https://bit.ly/2SkUOpx

Romans 1:18-32

https://tinyurl.com/y3tl3eha

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (vgyUN)

137 125 'You can kill someone by putting meth in their butt?'

If you are very quiet and sneak up on them.
Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

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This is truly surprise anal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM (u22rx)

It was a very hot thing back in my day.

Posted by: Edward II at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (VaN/j)

138 I find reading the mainstream media to be infinitely depressing, and only AoSHQ, Ace his own-self, the esteemed COBS, and 99.9% of the non-troll commenters are the only thing keeping me almost sane in these troubled times, but I don't think it's going to get better.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (f3oO4)

139 More like he did his wife and daughter a favor.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

If they change their names and scrub their social media accounts. Otherwise they could die of embarrassment.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (gkstg)

140 Sock off.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (VaN/j)

141 I get the feeling True Conservative Movementarians are mildly insincere.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (6eEQ+)

142 Who is this fat fvck?
Posted by: WhoCares at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM (bGMOs)
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Before Reince Preibus he was head of the RNC.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (hECVl)

143 Oh. My. God. Read the article about KTLA dude...

Uh...WOW. What a way to go out. Hey hon! Surprise!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (db5dt)

144 This is truly surprise anal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019

******

There is no sweeter love than when you kiss someone when they are sleeping.
J. Smollett.

Aaahhh...except in prison.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (Ssh2k)

145 It was a very hot thing back in my day."

Pipe down.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (6qErC)

146 138 I find reading the mainstream media to be infinitely depressing, and only AoSHQ, Ace his own-self, the esteemed COBS, and 99.9% of the non-troll commenters are the only thing keeping me almost sane in these troubled times, but I don't think it's going to get better.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:16 PM (f3oO4)

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Watch a good John Ford/John Wayne movie.

It'll help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (zZbCU)

147 That's why I think the percentage of gays in America is slightly higher than we think. Too much down low going on.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

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There's ONE approved use for that orifice and it doesn't involve drugs, penises, pliers, lightbulbs or hamsters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (UGqF8)

148 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

This is Trump's America in 2019.

Posted by: Miklos, auditioning for a sweet "analyst" slot at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (zCyNd)

149 143 Oh. My. God. Read the article about KTLA dude...

Uh...WOW. What a way to go out. Hey hon! Surprise!
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (db5dt)

I have a feeling wives are never surprised in these situations.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

150 fucking format fuckety fuck fuckfuck

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (LL1Be)

151 It was something like "ramming it home" but catchier"

Driving the high speed rail?

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (UdKB7)

152 Is this not the best excuse ever for Everything?

Because I go hard on Forty-five.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:08 PM

Aside from his claim that two white guys recognized him from his TV show, the most ludicrous thing was Jussie hinting that he was attacked because he is a brave Speaking Truth To Power kinda guy, taking on the president mano-a-mano. Ego much?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (zmIJL)

153 If it comes down to putting meth up my anus or having Trump as president, I choose putting meth up my anus.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (pw+jk)

154 There is no sweeter love than when you kiss someone when they are sleeping.
J. Smollett. "

And a foot long subway...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (6qErC)

155 Who is this fat fvck?
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Just some Twitter dick showing how the True Cons work. (Unless you mean GOP former party chairman, Steele!)

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (Dh1wo)

156 Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

Charming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (SiINZ)

157 Butt Meth is Our Most Sacred Right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

158 There's ONE approved use for that orifice and it doesn't involve drugs, penises, pliers, lightbulbs or hamsters.

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Or, drugs, penises, dildos AND fists, for that matter.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (db5dt)

159 What in hell are "reproductive rights?"

I know what the proggies mean by that--murder of babies with impunity.

But if I really have "reproductive rights," should that involve, you know, reproduction? Because murder, that really isn't reproduction. It's really more like, you know, murder.

I loathe the left and their euphemisms which make very clear that just about everything they espouse is vile, filthy and sinful, and that if they said what they really mean, people would run from them screaming.

"Reproductive rights" means stabbing the brains of newborns with scissors while the head is still in the birth canal. That's what it means, and every time you hear anyone use the term, make sure you make them clarify that, out loud, in public.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (vVOK2)

160 Driving the high speed rail?"

Fresno to Modesto?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (6qErC)

161 I get the feeling True Conservative Movementarians are mildly insincere.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Hold up, hold up, hold up
Are you saying that conservative pundits at organizations funded by leftwing billionaires might not be on the up & up? Imma need a minute to process this.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (gkstg)

162 Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and
allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed
him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had
vomited inside his SM mask.

Marv Albert just called in to say "What a freak!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

163 Butt Meth is Our Most Sacred Right.

Keep Your Laws Off My Booty

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (LL1Be)

164 Somebody forgot to tell the President that this is not a hill to die on. A heroic character would give his life for his wife's poolboy.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (VaN/j)

165 "Reproductive rights" means stabbing the brains of newborns with scissors while the head is still in the birth canal. That's what it means, and every time you hear anyone use the term, make sure you make them clarify that, out loud, in public.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (vVOK2)

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Exactly. wimmenz healthcare DOES NOT equal killing babies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (UGqF8)

166 I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to
the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"
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Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (Dh1wo)

167 153 If it comes down to putting meth up my anus or having Trump as president, I choose putting meth up my anus.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 22, 2019 09:18 PM (pw+jk)

I was going to call threadwinner, but I think that really is Bill Kristol.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

168 Burrous began getting fisted..."

Okay......

Yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (6qErC)

169 Butt Meth is Our Most Sacred Right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

A virile example of how a Living Constitution emanates penumbras!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:22 PM (f3oO4)

170 wimmenz healthcare DOES NOT equal killing babies."

Sure it does. Kids drive ya crazy!

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (6qErC)

171 166 I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to
the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"
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Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (Dh1wo)

Winner.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (VaN/j)

172 Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down
on the bed, and allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until
the man noticed him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to
realize Burrous had vomited inside his SM mask.

Charming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:19 PM (SiINZ)

====Charming.. made me thin of From Russia with Love and Mrs. Jukin is wondering why I'm laughing like a jackal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (pw+jk)

173 You know, the week of February 18, 2019 has been a very instructive one. Don't write checks to your hoax co-conspirators, don't vomit in your S&M facemark while another man fists your meth filled ass.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (db5dt)

174 I saw Anal Overdose open for the Butthole Surfers at The Roxy in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UGqF8)

175 Marv Albert just called in to say "What a freak!"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

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The Ritz Carlton is getting pissed about all these teeth marks in the headboards.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (Ssh2k)

176 Doesn't that shit hurt your ass? How could he even sit down behind the news desk?

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (UdKB7)

177 Exactly. wimmenz healthcare DOES NOT equal killing babies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:21 PM (UGqF

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My favorite is "access to women's healthcare". Like if there were no PP women couldn't see doctors.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (u22rx)

178 I saw Anal Overdose open for the Butthole Surfers at The Roxy in '86.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

That show stunk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (gkstg)

179 Roughly 41% of patients receiving birth control funded by Title X get those prescriptions at a Planned Parenthood clinic.

How necessary could that be, considering Walgreens or CVS are as common as streetlights?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

180 Oh man reading that article about the meth anchor was disgusting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (r+sAi)

181 That show stunk."

On ice.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (6qErC)

182 I wonder if PDT ever saw the Planned Parenthood sting videos of selling baby body parts? Maybe that is a reason his hatred for abortion has become so ferocious

Posted by: jmel at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (OeWgo)

183 Trump you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (0OmEj)

184 180
Oh man reading that article about the meth anchor was disgusting.

I was told there would be no meth on this blog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (oVJmc)

185 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

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Love that article:

"No evidence of foul play." AYFKM! It's ALL foul play.
"Told investigators he had no history of drug or alcohol abuse. And only used drugs recreationally ."

Oh, that's okey dokey then.

Can you imagine being the responding EMT?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Y4EXg)

186 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (zZbCU)

You know, I've been thinking about trying to watch a movie again, and your selection of a John Wayne/John Ford one might be just the thing I need!
Thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (f3oO4)

187 Here's another good one:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y563az4j

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (JcXHH)

188 We are all filthy animals when it comes down to it. Those of us who at least make an effort to not live in the gutter are not aided and abetted by those married men who feel the need to meet butt fucking partners and do drugs in motel rooms. Not in the least.

For the love of God, did it never occur to him or his "partner" that putting stuff up your exit chute was a bad plan, and that there is reason why drugs are illegal?

Or did he love the risk more than his own child?

We are sick and the cure is NOT more indulgence, folks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (vVOK2)

189 Burrous began getting fisted while laying face down on the bed, and

allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed

him making a grunting noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had

vomited inside his SM mask.

Marv Albert just called in to say "What a freak!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

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I told you to never say I love you.... or butt fist some meth up has Bhole!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (pw+jk)

190 I saw Anal Overdose open for the Butthole Surfers at The Roxy in '86.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

That show stunk.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM

******

I'm telling ya! Those dudes were The Shit!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (Ssh2k)

191 This is truly surprise anal.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:14 PM

Surprise butt meth?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (hzGlR)

192 143 Oh. My. God. Read the article about KTLA dude...

Uh...WOW. What a way to go out. Hey hon! Surprise!
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (db5dt)

That makes autoerotic asphyxiation look positively dignified by comparison.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

193 There is such a thing as beer enemas .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

194 179 Roughly 41% of patients receiving birth control funded by Title X get those prescriptions at a Planned Parenthood clinic.

How necessary could that be, considering Walgreens or CVS are as common as streetlights?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

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They don't give nearly as much to the Democratic Party.

That's important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (zZbCU)

195 meth anchor"
Wait a sec - who here was selling an anchor earlier?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (6qErC)

196 Good Lord, this world is one fucked up place.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (dUJdY)

197 KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

KTLA anchor Chris Burrous died from an overdose of crystal meth while engaging in vigorous sexual activity with a man he met on Grindr.
According to the L.A. County Medical Examiner, Burrous died from methamphetamine toxicity after being found unresponsive in a Glendale motel on December 28. The manner of death is listed as accidental.

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He left behind a wife and a daughter.

https://bit.ly/2SkUOpx
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That was gross.
His poor wife and daughter will be able to read that and it will probably haunt them forever.
The world is really becoming perverted,

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (hECVl)

198 vomited inside his SM mask.

NEXT!

Posted by: the Gimp at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

199 Winner.
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Beaten to it because I'm using a tablet but I'll settle for a tie.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Dh1wo)

200 Or did he love the risk more than his own child?
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Gee Johnny, I was really sorry to read that your father died.....

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (db5dt)

201
They should put him in the casket exactly like how they found him.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (CmojX)

202 186 Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:17 PM (zZbCU)

You know, I've been thinking about trying to watch a movie again, and your selection of a John Wayne/John Ford one might be just the thing I need!
Thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (f3oO4)

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

1000 word report due Monday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (zZbCU)

203 I think Chris Barrous might be fake news yall

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (FXERY)

204 You know, the week of February 18, 2019 has been a
very instructive one. Don't write checks to your hoax co-conspirators,
don't vomit in your SM facemark while another man fists your meth
filled ass.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 09:23 PM (db5dt)

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Fir.. no Seco..no Third best week ever!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (pw+jk)

205 How necessary could that be, considering Walgreens or CVS "

It means that PP is getting the biggest chunk of those funds

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (6qErC)

206 No evidence of foul play." AYFKM! It's ALL foul play.

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It was foul and it was play.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (+y/Ru)

207 "We are sick"

Waaait I don't claimed 'em. There aint no "we " to it.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (UdKB7)

208 I was told there would be no meth on this blog.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (oVJmc) [//i]

Meth be hard, yo...

oh wait, maybe that's not quite the right message!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (f3oO4)

209 If Trump defunds PP and makes sure that abortion is not covered by taxpayers via other means I say put him on Mount Rushmore.

O/T: Probably already mentioned, but Michael Steele said some f'd up things on Nicole Wallace's show (and hey, he was just on Charlie Sykes' Bulwark podcast!):

https://tinyurl.com/y4gmc263

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (W+vEI)

210 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:28 PM (f3oO4)

211 That makes autoerotic asphyxiation look positively dignified by comparison.

Posted by: rickl
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I'm ashamed to admit I LOL'd at that.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:29 PM (Y4EXg)

212 no... it seems to be real. other news sources are starting to report on it . spelled burrous

wow.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2019 09:29 PM (FXERY)

213 I saw Sired Not Hired open for Tears For Fears at Royal Albert Hall in '93 ...

Posted by: Shains -- Registered Hat Offender at February 22, 2019 09:29 PM (WqPYg)

214 I was told there would be no meth on this blog"

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:29 PM (6qErC)

215
Can you imagine being the responding EMT?
Posted by: Tonypete

They've probably seen a lot worse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

216 203 I think Chris Barrous might be fake news yall
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2019 09:27 PM (FXERY)

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Take your buzzkill to another blog, mister.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:30 PM (UGqF8)

217 Has Charles Barkley commented on the Butt Meth guy?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

218 Anyone who dies like that has earned a Viking funeral.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (UGqF8)

219 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

220 They've probably seen a lot worse"

In LA?

I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (6qErC)

221 Another 6 inches of

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:15 PM (r+sAi)

Given the subject matter in replies around this, I was tempted to quit reading your comment right here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (R+P8I)

222 What what in the butt? Okay.

Well, maybe not okay this time.

Posted by: Samwell at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (zmIJL)

223 That makes autoerotic asphyxiation look positively dignified by comparison.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:26 PM (sdi6R)

I had standards after all!

Posted by: Zombie David Carradine at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (f3oO4)

224 I hate to be so pessimistic but I don't think one sentence in the Title X bill is going to defund PP.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

225 .. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds."

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (6qErC)

226 219 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

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Quick, put a nice Cabernet in his bowl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (UGqF8)

227 Gawd.
How debauched is California becoming?
Or the rest of the world?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (Ssh2k)

228 There are communities that don't have another choice to stuff meth up there butt. This has to stop.

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (pw+jk)

229 218
Anyone who dies like that has earned a Viking funeral.

Greek, maybe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

230
OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.

Sure. The dog.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (CmojX)

231 Did Trump say he was going to do this during the campaign?

I only recall him coming out clearly and strongly for late-term abortion, but otherwise, was very careful not to get dragged into the typical issues Democrats use to destroy GOP candidates (LGBTQ, abortion, trans, etc.).

This is so very good, because it not only gets taxpayers away from supporting these ghouls, but it effectively removes the tens of millions it freed up for PP to buy politicians at every level of government.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (W+vEI)

232 I couldn't be an EMT. I can fix stuff but people are beyond me. People who can do that really are amazing.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (UdKB7)

233 He left behind a wife and a daughter.

Those poor people living with that lying scumbag all of those years.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (SiINZ)

234 How debauched is California becoming? "

Ring up zombie. She'll lay it down for you

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (6qErC)

235
Chocolate is bad for dogs, yes?

So what do you do when dog eats chocolate?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (CmojX)

236 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM

Almonds aren't toxic to dogs. The chocolate's another story. How many pounds does the dog weigh? If it ate a whole bag I'd call an emergency vet ASAP.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (zmIJL)

237

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (aKsyK)

238 219 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

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That is serious. you should get her to the vet immediately. A friends dog ate a bunch of easter chocolate and almost died. Dogs don't do well with chocolate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (pw+jk)

239 We really need common sense meth up the poop chute legislation.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (Ssh2k)

240 Well, since KTLA is reporting the death, I am going with no hoax on this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (r+sAi)

241 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

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You may want to call an emergency vet and get some advice on this. Chocolate is pretty not good for dogs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (u22rx)

242 There are communities that don't have another choice to stuff meth up there butt. This has to stop.

Posted by: Kamalatoe Harris at February 22, 2019 09:32 PM (pw+jk)

#ButtMethMatters

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (f3oO4)

243 Greek, maybe."

Hmmm.

Boat, arse, flaming arrow...

Could be fun

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (6qErC)

244 Died from injecting C meth into his an*s?

At least it wasn't "horse."

Posted by: Mr Hands at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (q7QYq)

245 235
Chocolate is bad for dogs, yes?

So what do you do when dog eats chocolate?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:33 PM (CmojX)

Google up 'what do you do when a dog eats chocolate '

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (2DOZq)

246 Thing is, the GOP/GOPe is put/kept in office by voters. They can only be discarded, or intimidated into insincere submission and compliance, by voters.

Don't think the GOPe, or even most of the Dems, will dare openly to try and wreck the economic improvements everyone sees.

But they've effectively almost neutered Trump's immigration revolution, the thing more than anything else that got him the nomination, and probably the election. Basic immigration questions are still 70/30, it's the Beltway vs. most of the voters (both parties).

None of which has anything to do with drugs, or the nether regions of deceased local newscasters.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (QDnY+)

247 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package <<<<<<

I almost stopped reading right there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM (r+sAi)

248 Well, since KTLA is reporting the death, I am going with no hoax on this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:34 PM (r+sAi)

Yeah, there are a number of sources reporting it. Not in as graphic detail but they are all saying meth was the cause of death

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM (SiINZ)

249 Every dog we ever had ate plenty of chocolate and we never had any trouble with any of them. Must be a very breed specific thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM (R+P8I)

250 >>OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.

Chocolate is poison for dogs - call a vet!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM (W+vEI)

251 Jewsells 45 I'm not kidding call a vet right now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (pw+jk)

252 At least it wasn't "horse."

Has anyone seen the friends "hand"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (6qErC)

253 well, I called my daughter and told her. She said the almonds will cause an upset tummy. Not that much chocolate on them so we will keep an eye on him. So far he's fine. Little fucker.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

254 My 80 lbs. (give-or-take a few) dog has eaten small amounts of dark chocolate once or twice with no ill effects (less than one ounce). I think the quantity eaten and the size of the dog matters.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (zmIJL)

255 Kristol is sort of an interesting case. I think he is actually anti-Trump on principle more or less. It just so happens it's the neocon principle that the US should be invading Middle Eastern countries all the time.

The limpets like Last and Swift are also doing it on principle ... the principle that it is better to be employed than unemployed.

Sykes is a straight grifter. He got a taste of The Strange New Respect for being hard NeverTrump in the WI primary and saw his chance to make bank.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (dYe5S)

256 The ultimate in surprise anal there anchor boy.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (l5e1h)

257
O/T: Probably already mentioned, but Michael Steele said some f'd up things on Nicole Wallace's show (and hey, he was just on Charlie Sykes' Bulwark podcast!):

https://tinyurl.com/y4gmc263
Posted by: Lizzy

If it weren't for idiots like Steele running the GOP, we would not have gotten Trump

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (25Dt7)

258 Jewells, the above comments are correct; chocolate and dogs are a really bad combination! Please get vet help ASAP.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (f3oO4)

259
KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus

Well, okay then

Posted by: the guy who says, "Well, okay then" at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (pNxlR)

260 So Barrous invited a chicken to the party?

Just one?

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (RuIsu)

261

Okay, let's all remain calm.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (CmojX)

262 Corey Booker has opened a joint US Congressional investigation with L.A. County Medical Examiner into the Burrous Butt Meth Case.

Booker has personally requested the name and phone number of Burrous' partner for further followup.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (LL1Be)

263 Steele was, and apparently continues to be, a miserable failure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

264 247 OMG.. the dog just my husbands package

I almost stopped reading right there.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM (r+sAi)

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They don't call them wiener dogs for nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:37 PM (UGqF8)

265 249 Every dog we ever had ate plenty of chocolate and we never had any trouble with any of them. Must be a very breed specific thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM

250 >>OMG.. the dog just my husbands package of chocolate covered almonds.

Chocolate is poison for dogs - call a vet!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:35 PM

This is why I come here when I want advice from all angles.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

266 And I know not Thing One about the mechanics or details, but I also find it hard to believe that one rule change will so drastically affect PP. I mean, even after the 3 years of lawfare finally allow the rule to go into effect.

Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

267 I suppose the dog chocolate poisoning depends on the size of the pooch and the amount and kid of chocolate. Call a vet if you are worried. My greyhound once ate a whole bottle of b vitamins. By the time we got off the phone with doggie poison control ($$$) we had already made him vomit. (peroxide)

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (0OmEj)

268 I had a dog once that ate a whole bag of Hershey kisses, foil and all. She was fine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

269 well, I called my daughter and told her. She said the almonds will cause an upset tummy. Not that much chocolate on them so we will keep an eye on him. So far he's fine. Little fucker.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM

Might be some vomiting and/or the runs. When my dog does this I keep her in the kitchen until I'm sure she won't be an exploding geyser from either end.

Whack your husband upside the head with a rolled-up newspaper for leaving the candy where the dog could get at it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (zmIJL)

270 >>If it weren't for idiots like Steele running the GOP, we would not have gotten Trump

Yup.
What he says is not only horrible, but it sure sounds like he's *expecting* a white nationalist attack - why is that? "That's the next test" - WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (W+vEI)

271
Let's stop panicking. You're gonna make poor Jewells a nervous wreck.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (CmojX)

272 This is why I come here when I want advice from all angles.
Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

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Don't get them started on dating advice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (UGqF8)

273

"KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus"

WHAT ABOUT THE NEWS GODAMIT!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (z8c2c)

274 Stick your finger down the dog's throat to make them puke it up.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (LL1Be)

275 Ok, y'all... been one heck of a week.

Jr mouse is almost here, and we're going fishing tomorrow...

Yay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (6qErC)

276 Its not the size of the dog in the chocolate, its the size of the chocolate in the dog.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (r+sAi)

277 Steele was, and apparently continues to be, a miserable failure.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:37 PM

Chinese Steele, yes indeedy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (zmIJL)

278 "pure uncut" is my stock in trade.

Posted by: Your neighborhood mohel at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

279 Depends on the dog to chocolate ratio. Unless it's a chocolate lab of course.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (UdKB7)

280 Steele was, and apparently continues to be, a miserable failure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

The lure of being in a visible, but essentially no-show, job position has a very strong appeal.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (f3oO4)

281 >>This is why I come here when I want advice from all angles.

Heh. But that's why I suggested contacting a vet: to get an expert opinion.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (W+vEI)

282 Stick your finger down the dog's throat to make them puke it up.

I'm quite attached to my finger, so no.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:40 PM (dUJdY)

283 "KTLA Anchor Chris Burrous Died from Overdose on Crystal Meth After Inserting Drug into His Anus"

WHAT ABOUT THE NEWS GODAMIT!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere

It will be handled by Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:41 PM (gkstg)

284 "

When a dog eats chocolate it requires immediate attention. Dog
chocolate poisoning symptoms appear in 1 to 4 hours. A chocolate
dog poisonous emergency is caused by the canine toxin theobromine.
Theobromine is a stimulant that is similar to caffeine. It is harmless
to people, but can cause your dog to become
very sick including problems with heart rhythm (arrhythmia),
problems with the central nervous system, muscle tremors, seizures and
coma. Other symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, excessive urination and
hyperactivity within hours or eating the chocolate.
The amount
needed to cause toxicity is 100-200mg/kg with 250-500mg/kg being the
amount where half of dogs could die. As rule of thumb, 4 oz. of milk
chocolate has 240mg of theobromine. A 10 lb. dog would need to eat 2 to 3
milk chocolate
bars to reach 240mg. Semi-sweet chocolate has 43% less theobromine.
Baking chocolate has +73% more and can cause toxicity with only 1 oz (it
has 450mg an oz, significantly above minimum toxic levels).

Treatment is
needed immediately. It includes fluids, vomiting (if less than 2 hours after ingesting the chocolate), charcoal and possible
medications that are normally prescribed for a racing heart and
seizures. Call your veterinarian immediately."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:41 PM (oVJmc)

285 Any breed that has a "poo" on the end of it is impervious to chocolate and humiliation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 22, 2019 09:41 PM (UGqF8)

286 are you suggesting that trump's title x rule change is a rube goldberg machine that drops a ball down a track, that hits a lever that drops a bowling ball on a cat's tail the jumps up and knocks a balloon loose that floats into another lever that drops bread into a toaster that pops up and knocks another ball into a spiral slide that hits a button that kicks a boot into planned parenthood's butt?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 22, 2019 09:41 PM (Pg+x7)

287 ''You know, I've been thinking about trying to watch a movie again, and your selection of a John Wayne/John Ford one might be just the thing I need!
Thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (f3oO4) ''

''They Were Expendable''

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 09:41 PM (jm1YL)

288 I may be misinformed or remembering this wrong, but wasn't there a story out there (maybe 10 years ago) about how PP intentionally gave women the lowest dose birth control pills so that it would be likely they would not work?

Then they could help you out when your birth control failed. And use that as as a reason for abortion - failed birth control. (We tried!! Can't hold us responsible!)

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (RfzVr)

289
A 10 lb. dog would need to eat 2 to 3
milk chocolate
bars to reach 240mg.

That's a lot.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (CmojX)

290 Childhood dog ate entire chocolate cakes, boxes of donuts, gawd knows what else (stole 'em - she was a very smart and agile chow-hound). Only result was unpleasant but predictable action "at both ends", so to speak. Outside. Medium-sized pooch.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (QDnY+)

291 He'll probably puke later (in my daughters bedroom) and have the runs later. She doesn't seem terribly worried and she loves this dog like life itself so I think I'm just gonna NOT PANIC!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

292 > I'm trying to imagine the Sherlock Holmes riddle where the solution to the mysterious murder with no visible weapon is.... "butt meth"

One conspiracy theory about the Marilyn Monroe death is that the Kennedy family had their Mafia connections kill her with a barbiturate suppository, possibly inserted at gunpoint.

The theory is that she was already taking barbs, so there'd be no easy way to tell it apart from an accidental overdose.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (0OWcv)

293 Stick your finger down the dog's throat to make them puke it up.

I'm quite attached to my finger, so no.

You can use like a dog toy or a soft spatula or a tampon.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (LL1Be)

294 I'm quite attached to my finger, so no."

Use the hubby 's. After all, they're his nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (6qErC)

295 My dog-owning nephew said to me that the amount of cocoa is the dangerous part. I'd still contact a vet quickly but I'd think (cheap) milk chocolate thinly covering almonds means you don't have to go crazy and need an ambulance trip. But call your vet right away for advice IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2019 09:43 PM (Dh1wo)

296 289
A 10 lb. dog would need to eat 2 to 3
milk chocolate
bars to reach 240mg.

That's a lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (CmojX)

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Meh. It's not that much.

*files nails*

Posted by: Ana Navarro at February 22, 2019 09:43 PM (UGqF8)

297 Reproductive rights advocates say this is a direct attack on Planned Parenthood

"Reproduction rights" advocates. Talk about bias. Seriously? What the hell does murdering babies have to do with reproduction or rights??

And yes, it is a direct attack on PP and damned good that its happening. F those murdering scum and their evil organization. And F the congressmen who refuse to even TRY to defund the foul pit of horrors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:43 PM (39g3+)

298 What he says is not only horrible, but it sure sounds like he's *expecting* a white nationalist attack - why is that? "That's the next test" - WTF?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:39 PM (W+vEI)

Well, if the Uniparty can bring off a credible "White Nationalist Attack" they'll sure they will finally have a popular mandate to destroy President Trump and all the damage he's done to their credibility!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

299 wow, dogs can eat a lot of chocolate if a chihuahua can eat 3 bars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (r+sAi)

300 This silly dog has eaten everything. I think he'll be fine but she will of course take him in if he presents symptoms.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (dUJdY)

301 KTLA is hiring. Get Patrick Emory on the phone.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

302 Stick your finger down the dog's throat to make them puke it up.

I'm quite attached to my finger, so no.

Read him the story about the KTLA guy. That'll do it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

303
The amount needed to cause toxicity is 100-200mg/kg.

We'd all get sick if we ate enough chocolate to get this much Theobromine -- or at least feel like crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (CmojX)

304 are you suggesting that trump's title x rule change is a rube goldberg machine"

PP is the single largest recipient of said funds.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (6qErC)

305 The theory is that she was already taking barbs, so there'd be no easy way to tell it apart from an accidental overdose.

Or she was getting old an losing popularity, and killed herself with barbiturates. Exactly how it looked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:45 PM (39g3+)

306

Obama and pals mocking Trump at the White House correspondents' dinner in 2011.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (cRkMZ)

I remember this video, but what caused Ogabe to mock Trump all the way back in 2011, the birther truth?

Posted by: clutch at February 22, 2019 09:45 PM (kiSdp)

307 She's on her way home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

308 There's a Czech phrase with no vowels that means "stick your finger down your throat".

Not sure if the version with "your dog's throat" would also have no vowels.

"Strch prst skrz krk", for those collecting useful everyday expressions for overseas travel.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

309 Lady Francis Howard bribed her husband's doctor to give him a sulfuric acid enema. Now THAT'S nasty.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:46 PM (zmIJL)

310 A 10 lb. dog would need to eat 2 to 3
milk chocolate
bars to reach 240mg.

"mmmmm??"

"mmmmmm."

Posted by: Ana Navarro at February 22, 2019 09:46 PM (zCyNd)

311 White Nationalist Attack"

That's been a thing since the Clintoons. You couldn't escape a mention of the Turner Diaries back then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (6qErC)

312 305 The theory is that she was already taking barbs, so there'd be no easy way to tell it apart from an accidental overdose.

Or she was getting old an losing popularity, and killed herself with barbiturates. Exactly how it looked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:45 PM (39g3+)

=====

I'm not saying it was aliens...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (zZbCU)

313 I was born when Truman was president. I thought Reagan was the absolute cream of the crop as far as presidents I would live to see take office. How wrong I was.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (jm1YL)

314 301
KTLA is hiring. Get Patrick Emory on the phone.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 22, 2019 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

Well, what High School did YOU go to?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

315 Jewells hydrogen peroxide makes dogs puke toot suite.

Posted by: clutch at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (kiSdp)

316 Frances.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (zmIJL)

317 I wonder if Obumble put chocolate on that dog he ate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (r+sAi)

318 "Strch prst skrz krk", for those collecting useful everyday expressions for overseas travel.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

Zhivili!

Posted by: Miklos, from the Croat island of Krk at February 22, 2019 09:47 PM (zCyNd)

319
"Told investigators he had no history of drug or alcohol abuse. And only used drugs recreationally."

I'm guessing he pondered the definition of "recreation" as he was being recreated into a corpse.

Cow-orkers had "no idea" of his recreational activities, amirite?

Posted by: fist of fury takes on new meaning at February 22, 2019 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

320 Late to the thread, but open borders is not libertarian, it is anarchist.

This is a hobby horse of mine. All these half-baked libertarians (yes, that's a pun) saying that open borders is more freedom and good. Those people are idiots who would not understand an ideology if they smoked it.

Open borders where you then give these unidentified foreigners free money is just anarchy as a path to more socialism. It is creating an underclass, not an entrepreneurial class.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LWu6U)

321 I remember this video, but what caused Ogabe to mock Trump all the way back in 2011, the birther truth?
***

Yes.
For the record I think Obama was born in Hawaii. The newspaper clipping seems pretty strong evidence. However, I think Obama pulled a Warren to get where he was by claiming to be foreign born.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 09:49 PM (cRkMZ)

322
Does Bob Kraft have grounds for a lawsuit on Fake News for implying he's a sex trafficker?

I'd say Yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:49 PM (CmojX)

323 Zhivili"

Ghesuntheit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:49 PM (6qErC)

324 People really should stop sticking things up their butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:50 PM (r+sAi)

325 320 Late to the thread, but open borders is not libertarian, it is anarchist.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LWu6U

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Pray tell, have you heard of anarcho capitalists?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at February 22, 2019 09:50 PM (zZbCU)

326 Think I watched the Watts riots on KTLA. TV shots from a helicopter - I think a first, of sorts. Black and white images (no joke intended), as I recall.

This was long before meth in unconventional body locations was a thing, I think.

Still need to read "Blitzed", about Wehrmacht use of meth during The Big One.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

327 For the record I think Obama was born in Hawaii. The newspaper clipping seems pretty strong evidence.

Yeah he was born there, but there's something hinky about his birth certificate. I suspect Baldilocks is correct; his race is listed as white or something like his dad is not who he says it is now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:50 PM (39g3+)

328 are you suggesting that trump's title x rule change is a rube goldberg machine that drops a ball down a track, that hits a lever that drops a bowling ball on a cat's tail the jumps up and knocks a balloon loose that floats into another lever that drops bread into a toaster that pops up and knocks another ball into a spiral slide that hits a button that kicks a boot into planned parenthood's butt?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

No, but if someone has a video of that on YouTube, I'll watch it.

Except for the cat part, that's mean. Drop the bowling ball on the PP doctor's foot, instead.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (P1f+c)

329 Ok, there's jr. See y'all later!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (6qErC)

330 You'd think that a public figure such as a TV news anchor might be worried about being found out having kinky sex.

I guess the drugs outweigh that fear.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (sdi6R)

331 >>I remember this video, but what caused Ogabe to mock Trump all the way back in 2011, the birther truth?

Yes, this was soon after Trump got Obama to finally produce a birth certificate.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

332 His last name, Burrowes, kinda fits. Maybe Chris Packer would work better?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (zmIJL)

333 Democracy manifest, all you say is true.

And did you mine the entire thread the other night for Japan travel tips?

Any specific plans within that itinerary you described?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (QDnY+)

334 Corey Booker has opened a joint US Congressional investigation with L.A. County Medical Examiner into the Burrous Butt Meth Case.

Booker has personally requested the name and phone number of Burrous' partner for further followup.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:36 PM (LL1Be)

And if he has any plans this Saturday night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (SiINZ)

335 It is creating an underclass, not an entrepreneurial class.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LWu6U)

A proper society has an underclass that reliably votes D, keeping their benevolent rulers in high office (behind walls) forever. Entrepreneurs tend to keep asking questions, demanding competence and integrity, and want to get problems solved, not magnified!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:51 PM (f3oO4)

336 You'd think that a public figure such as a TV news anchor might be worried about being found out having kinky sex.

In LA?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (oVJmc)

337 Still need to read "Blitzed", about Wehrmacht use of meth during The Big One.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

The Germans had Pervitin; the French had pate.

Posted by: Miklos, in Casablanca for the waters at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (zCyNd)

338 Late to the thread, but open borders is not libertarian

Maybe, but the Libertarian Party sure seems to lurve them some open borders.

In Portland news, the city council is now looking at the possibility of taxing landlords with no renters on a property. Why the hell would anyone do this, you ask? The grand scheme is to force renters to put people into their property even if they have to lower rent to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (39g3+)

339 I was told there would be no Math Butt.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (zmIJL)

340 You'd think that a public figure such as a TV news anchor might be worried about being found out having kinky sex.

I guess the drugs outweigh that fear.
Posted by: rickl

Remember the dad from Alf?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (gkstg)

341 Why won't Victor Davis Hansen shut up and let Hannity talk?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (LL1Be)

342 I don't believe anything about Obama except that he ate a dog.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (UdKB7)

343 Use the hubby 's. After all, they're his nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 22, 2019 09:42 PM (6qErC)

I...nevermind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 09:53 PM (SiINZ)

344 NUEVO!!
Posted by: Guermo "Dirty" Sanchez at February 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pw+jk)

If you want to do that in L337 speak, like all the QWA1 kids, you say "9"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2019 09:53 PM (mUa7G)

345 Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

LOL!
But I seriously gave every dog, be it hound or house dog, plenty of chocolate, usually Hershey's syrup or candy bars. One bite for me, one for you...so they got plenty. Especially the syrup.

Same thing with cats and milk. Supposed to be soooo bad for them, but I give mine straight up heavy cream with no side effects. I clean the litter boxes, I'd know if they were having diarrhea. It must just vary wildly by individual beastie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 09:53 PM (R+P8I)

346 Wonder if Sean consciously reins it in when he has someone like VDH on - he smothers such a guest, the blowback might be serial enough he'd care.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2019 09:54 PM (QDnY+)

347 ''This silly dog has eaten everything. I think he'll be fine but she will of course take him in if he presents symptoms.''

One of my sister's late mini Dachshunds somehow made her way from a kitchen chair to a countertop where she proceeded to eat a large pan of newly baked brownies. She was treated by the vet. Can't remember what he did for her but she was sooo sick. That pan of brownies was bigger than she was.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 09:54 PM (jm1YL)

348 The freak dead news guy is a disgrace. He's brought utter shame and humiliation on his wife and kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

349 In Portland news, the city council is now looking at the possibility of taxing landlords with no renters on a property. Why the hell would anyone do this, you ask? The grand scheme is to force renters to put people into their property even if they have to lower rent to do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (39g3+)

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They already do that via property taxes. I wish them bad luck if they try and pass an income tax on non existent income.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (u22rx)

350 PP is pretty much like any other liberal organization. It gets government money than passes through that money to the Democrat Party, skimming a little off the top of course.

I'm convinced that 1/2 to 2/3 of Democrat financing comes through government grants to non-profits and such.

Why Republicans think that is OK is a mystery.

Posted by: MAGA at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (I5LRE)

351 The Twit means classic liberal economic theory as in laissez faire .

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (0x00j)

352 Had a dalmation, Bowie, eat my sons entire easter basket full of chocolate, including the aluminum wapping once. She lived. The Dog yard took a beating though, cuz well, lets just say it came out, foil and all. YMMV. Bowie also ate a dozen fulled dunkin donuts in about 3 seconds.

Posted by: VN Redleg at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (Jumgv)

353 It must just vary wildly by individual beastie.

I agee Tammy. Every pet is different. This little dude has a garbage gut. I think he'll be fine except for an upset tummy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)

354

nudengrupen

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (CmojX)

355 340 You'd think that a public figure such as a TV news anchor might be worried about being found out having kinky sex.

I guess the drugs outweigh that fear.
Posted by: rickl

Remember the dad from Alf?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 09:52 PM (gkstg)

No. What was that about?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

356 Well that'll teach me to jump in without reading all the comments.

I had no idea this had devolved into a dog/chocolate, meth/anus thread before I posted. I just never seem to be able to keep up.

Jewells, I hope the doggy will be fine. I'm sure he will be, only rarely does chocolate eating become critical.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2019 09:56 PM (RfzVr)

357 The freak dead news guy is a disgrace. He's brought utter shame and humiliation on his wife and kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

He deserves what he got!

His wife and child deserve none of the this awfulness, but it will haunt them forever!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:57 PM (f3oO4)

358 I'm convinced that 1/2 to 2/3 of Democrat financing comes through government grants to non-profits and such.

Sure, its a taxpayer money laundering operation, and the Democrats did it right under the GOP's nose without a complaint.

Why Republicans think that is OK is a mystery.

Because the Republicans get a cut, too. Sure, its not as big a cut, but they get some.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:57 PM (39g3+)

359
287 ''You know, I've been thinking about trying to watch a movie again, and your selection of a John Wayne/John Ford one might be just the thing I need!
Thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (f3oO4) ''

"The Quiet Man"

Irish
Drinking
Fighting
Red-headed spitfire
Treason

Posted by: St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner at February 22, 2019 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

360 I used to give my GSD fudgesicles and ice cream sandwiches. Didn't seem to bother him at all.

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 09:58 PM (UdKB7)

361 Eventually all threads become dog chocolate butt meth threads.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

362 Jewells, I hope the doggy will be fine. I'm sure he will be, only rarely does chocolate eating become critical.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 22, 2019 09:56 PM (RfzVr)

--------

A light coma maybe, for a really bad binge.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at February 22, 2019 09:58 PM (UGqF8)

363 Why Republicans think that is OK is a mystery.

Posted by: MAGA at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (I5LRE) \

Because about 25% of theirs arrives the same way.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 09:58 PM (f3oO4)

364 You'd think that a public figure such as a TV news anchor might be worried about being found out having kinky sex.

Honestly unless he's breaking into the pet cemetery and digging up bodies to sex up, I am not sure it even matters these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 09:58 PM (39g3+)

365 Yes.
For the record I think Obama was born in Hawaii. The newspaper clipping seems pretty strong evidence. However, I think Obama pulled a Warren to get where he was by claiming to be foreign born.
Posted by: 18-1

Still not buying it. His Kenyan grandma said she was present at his birth in Kenya and she had nothing to gain from lying.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 09:59 PM (Y5LDn)

366 If your dog puts meth up his butt call the doctor.

Because you're the one hallucinating.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2019 09:59 PM (r+sAi)

367 They already do that via property taxes. I wish them bad luck if they try and pass an income tax on non existent income.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 09:55 PM (u22rx)

Bad luck? I think you misspelled thrown from a helicopter.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2019 09:59 PM (9Om/r)

368 "The Quiet Man"
Irish
Drinking
Fighting
Red-headed spitfire
Treason
Posted by: St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner at February 22, 2019 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

'Tis a perfect suggestion, boyo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2019 10:00 PM (f3oO4)

369 ONT time

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2019 10:00 PM (gkstg)

370 Why Republicans think that is OK is a mystery.

Republicans and Democrats aren't enemies, they're sides of a coin. They work together.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 10:00 PM (oVJmc)

371 >>I agee Tammy. Every pet is different. This little dude has a garbage gut. I think he'll be fine except for an upset tummy.

You're lucky! Our lil' chiweenie ate one dropped piece of avocado (less that 1/2" dice) and was violently ill, lost 5 lbs, and we had him on antibiotics for 10 days and then probiotics for 10 more days.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 10:00 PM (W+vEI)

372 ''Honestly unless he's breaking into the pet cemetery and digging up bodies to sex up, I am not sure it even matters these days.''

I doubt even that would bother the Fake Newsers. As a matter of fact, we'd be the ones condemned as ''haters'' for even suggesting there was anything strange about it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 10:01 PM (jm1YL)

373 Confirmation on the in depth anchor story.

https://bit.ly/2SVgtKf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

374 Yeah he was born there, but there's something hinky about his birth certificate. I suspect Baldilocks is correct; his race is listed as white or something like his dad is not who he says it is now

"Unknown"

Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2019 10:10 PM (MwFQu)

375 Oh, that's okey dokey then.

Can you imagine being the responding EMT?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Y4EXg)

EMT stories are epic. Especially from the older EMTs who are burning out.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2019 10:11 PM (mUa7G)

376 Guy Mohawk: "People really should stop sticking things up their butt."

Not even heavily glazed Thanksgiving turkey?

Posted by: Martha Stewart at February 22, 2019 10:21 PM (6eEQ+)

377 373 Confirmation on the in depth anchor story.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

378 mikeyG: "Why won't Victor Davis Hansen shut up and let Hannity talk?"

Heh.

I'll take "Things No One Said, Ever" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2019 10:26 PM (6eEQ+)

379 Jewells: Right after it was announced that chocolate was a Bad Thing for dogs, my German Shepherd snarfed up close to a full pound of Oreos. Moral: Eat those suckers faster. (Yes, the dog survived without a single bit of trouble.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at February 22, 2019 10:30 PM (Wt5xr)

380 "Pushing in the stool"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse

This has to be an old time canoneering term.

Are any of our House Red Legs present?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2019 10:45 PM (2eKoI)

381 I remember a National Lampoon back page waaaayyyy back in the day when Truman Capote died.

It was titled "Everything Found In Truman Capote's Ass During The Autopsy" (or words to that effect), and then of course there was a picture of all this random stuff . . . tires, picnic tables, cages filled with birds, bricks, a set of bagpipes, etc. etc. etc.

Pretty funny to my juvenile 17 year old self.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2019 11:02 PM (2eKoI)

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