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Brit Hume Mocks Ana Navarro Tweet, In Which She Accuses Covington Kids of "Taunting" Nathan "Big Chill" Philips

Taunting, huh?

That sounds to me like a false claim made about a factual matter.

That sounds like a potential lawsuit.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 whoa

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 22, 2019 05:38 PM (9m9TT)

2 st

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 05:39 PM (vWMNq)

3 I'm concerned about Navarro's carb intake, and her overall fatness.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2019 05:39 PM (4e+hS)

4 Lord, does she not even follow the news?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 05:40 PM (2fwWU)

5 She'll probably have it read live on the air and then file her nails in response. That one holds up well, too.

Scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (I2dne)

6 Cool ... hit the empty page.

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (vWMNq)

7 Anna 'Sopapillas' Navarro

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (Wd9tm)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (t3CIe)

9 I'd probably do Ana Navarro, but I'd need at least six sticks of butter to get her going.

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (u8vU5)

10 Now THIS is the Ann I hate... What a fucked up biiter hag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (Y+V3r)

11 I hope they sues them into bankruptcy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (mOOHj)

12 Heh..I am picturing Brit Hume saying 'this held up well' in his droll way.

Posted by: IC at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

13 There's zero evidence of taunting... now stupid IS this cow.....
sidebar... who is hotter Navaro, or Coulter???

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (DpEis)

14 Chief Standing Pat lies like a rug.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Hx3Yn)

15






When your girlfriend lives as a toddler






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-0bhw1AZdU

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (vWMNq)

16 >> Native-American elder taunted by racist MAGA-hat wearing teens, speaks and cries for America, the country he defended from heatwaves and sacrificed and wore the Maytag uniform for.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Wd9tm)

17 Oh, I see... it was before the denouement.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (2fwWU)

18 OT/

Heh, just saw an ad on YouTube videos for joining the Border Patrol. Similar to armed forces recruitment commercials. Yes, I was searching for border wall videos... but I'm not eligible at 42. :p

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Xqo6t)

19 Is she named in the lawsuit? If not, someone needs to send this tweet to Nick Sandmann's lawyers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (dUJdY)

20 Ana Navarro gives up her house to the Covington Kids' parents, and she has to rent out the doghouse in the lawn. That would be my deal if I were the kids' lawyer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (ykYG2)

21
...the country he defended and sacrificed and wore the uniform for.

He was a member of the Frozen Chosen.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (2Glrq)

22 "Thank you for your dignity, sir," mumbled Ana around a mouthful of mashed potatoes and sausage gravy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (xPJvm)

23 *files nails*

Fuck that Ana Navarro bitch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (bcbK8)

24 Brit has a wry sense of humor... Quite entertaining

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

25 To be fair, the fat homo tweeted it on 1/19/2019.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BKTpn)

26
...the country he defended and sacrificed and wore the uniform for.


One time, he took a bullet for his buddy, Amana.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (2Glrq)

27 Lord, does she not even follow the news?


That's her tweet from January 19.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)

28 There's zero evidence of taunting... now stupid IS this cow.....
sidebar... who is hotter Navaro, or Coulter???
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (DpEis)
+++++++++++
Coulter. She may have aged like Skeletor, but she doesn't raise my bile. Hard to think of a woman who makes you ructate as a sexual being.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (I2dne)

29 In all fairness, Navarro thinks that refrigerator techs are some of the most important people in the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

30
...the country he defended and sacrificed and wore the uniform for.


He filled ice trays until his hands were blue and frostbite, for his country.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (2Glrq)

31 Heh, just saw an ad on YouTube videos for joining the Border Patrol. Similar to armed forces recruitment commercials. Yes, I was searching for border wall videos... but I'm not eligible at 42. :p
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Xqo6t)

Yeah I looked into that too, was quite disappointed by the age limit.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (t3CIe)

32 I don't do Twatter.

What exactly was Brit's point?

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (e7oj4)

33 No! No demandar mis pesos, hijos!

¿!Cómo obtendré mis preciosas empanadas!?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

34 It would be awesome if he had a nail filing emoji to attach.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (auUHv)

35 When you say " fat homo".... I start through a mental list....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (DpEis)

36 Oooh, serve her with the papers by sticking it in a burrito and serving it to her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

37 In all fairness, Navarro thinks that refrigerator techs are some of the most important people in the world.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
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They actually are. Refrigeration is one the three cornerstones of modern civilization. But I'm sure Navarro actually holds them in contempt like the elites hold all normals in contempt.

I despise this bitch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (I2dne)

38 Navarro gives Manatees a bad rep.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (8naue)

39 Best nic for Phillips I've seen is Sitting Bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (e7oj4)

40 She is begging for Lin Wood representing Nick Sandmann to give her a financial enema.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (ffYR/)

41 don't do Twatter.

What exactly was Brit's point?
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (e7oj4)

That Navarro jumped the gun like others did with Jussie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (auUHv)

42 Would someone please get the fake indian some implants all ready......

Good God man, it's 2019.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Z+IKu)

43 I'm concerned about Navarro's carb intake, and her overall fatness.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2019 05:39 PM (4e+hS)
..........

Obese Idiot Tom Nichols, delusional fat sack of fat. (paraphrased Ace from last thread)
..........

Tightly packed sausages.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

44 .the country he defended and sacrificed and wore the uniform for.


Wasn't he an air conditioner mechanic or something? Defending a frig in Minnisotta or something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Y+V3r)

45 "Native American elder"? Oh my God, do we have to kiss up to these freaks all the time?

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (8erNz)

46 Where's the mish?

Posted by: Bob Kraft and R. Kelly at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Tyii7)

47 I miss sopapillas.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TbjbO)

48 To be fair, the fat homo tweeted it on 1/19/2019.
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BKTpn)

That was kinda the point of Brit's tweet.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (t3CIe)

49 True Fact : At the battle of Scottsbluff, Nathan Phillips heroically went outside to the Service Van, in 90 degree temperatures - to get a Relay Switch!

Singlehandedly changing the Vietnam War for a family of 5.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Wd9tm)

50 Ana is much more lonely than I suspected.

Ana.
Come to me.
I have this nice bottle of rose.
We shall fly to the Casbah.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (wxZSX)

51 Regardng the previous thread about NeverTrumpers:

One need not even argue about who has power and who doesn't: "power dynamics" play out naturally and inevitably, whether or not they are discussed or acknowledged.

"NeverTrumpers" is just a euphemism for old-timer liberals who have been in Conservative Drag for 60 years, while they chuckle at the rubes fools marching in the parade behind them -- as the old-tkmers give beejers to their fellow Deep State Cocktail Party Liberals.

Those human intestines are now "out" of power, for the first time in their lives. And they're so unused to this stae of affairs that they refuse to accept that it is real and has already happened.

Oh, but it is real, my friends. Despite the delusions of the old Drag Queens, the juggernaut of political reality has rolled on and left them behind, flattened in the mud.

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (c+2jX)

52 Has that stupid cunt lawyered up yet?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (cCxiu)

53 What exactly was Brit's point?

He's mocking her. In light of all the lawsuits he decided to turn the knife a bit. Maybe expose her, who knows?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

54 Ana Navarro -Thick in more than one way..

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

55 Wasn't he an air conditioner mechanic or something? Defending a frig in Minnisotta or something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Y+V3r)

Nebraska or Kansas iirc.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:47 PM (t3CIe)

56 >>They actually are. Refrigeration is one the three cornerstones of modern civilization. But I'm sure Navarro actually holds them in contempt like the elites hold all normals in contempt.

Have you seen how fat she is? She wouldn't last a week without quality food care.

And lots of flour.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

57 Would someone please get the fake indian some implants all ready......
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Unfortunately, you don't get a volume discount on dental implants.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Hx3Yn)

58 Didn't want to let all those glorious mixed metaphors get willowed.

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (c+2jX)

59


She looks small compared to Meghan McCain.

Ana Navarro is a short little stump. Meghan is back to her 'fighting weight.'



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (2Glrq)

60 They don't come much dumber than me.

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Tyii7)

61 The Chief's escapade was as fake as Jussie's, just didn't have any police involvement

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (/rm4P)

62 He also went AWOL twice.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (auUHv)

63 Wasn't he an air conditioner mechanic or something? Defending a frig in Minnisotta or something?

Freon Ranger, the Cigar Store Marine.

He was defending a PX in Nebraska. I'm sure he took that slot to ensure he wouldn't be deployed somewhere nasty.

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (8erNz)

64 I see some MAGA hat'er knocked out one of his teeth too. Bastards!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (9oE3U)

65 Thick in more than one way..
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Thick as a whale omelet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Hx3Yn)

66 I'd probably do Ana Navarro, but I'd need at least six sticks of butter to get her going.

Posted by: wooga at February 22, 2019 05:41 PM (u8vU5)
.........

I hesitate to comment until Cannibal Bob weighs in.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

67 Wow, does Captain Marvel look like a multi-layer turdcake of a movie.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (e7oj4)

68 Held up well in court.


Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (25Dt7)

69 *files nails*

Hope your umbrella insurance policy is paid up, lumpy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (GbPPJ)

70 *throws 80 bucks on floor*
*pulls down pants and gets in the circle*

Posted by: Bob Kraft, buy my razors bitchez at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (nDe2U)

71 Thick in more than one way..

-----

Thick as a whale omelet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Hx3Yn)


How thick is she?

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

72 58 Didn't want to let all those glorious mixed metaphors get willowed.
Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (c+2jX)

Good plan.... you seem to be aware of the recent AoS Metaphor Allotment Progam... an austerity move...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (DpEis)

73 Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:45 PM (e7oj4)

Hopefully yo remind the lawyers to make sure she's included in the suit.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (uquGJ)

74 Oh there he is. How many sticks of butter, Bob?
And should we fill the pot up to her neck or only half way?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

75 He wore the uniform,so did the Maytag repairman.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (BXMxN)

76 Just saw news that Clarke Gable III died in Dallas today. He was an aspiring actor, don't know much about him, only 30 years old. The lack of details on the death makes me believe it must have been an OD. Very sad, to see someone who had good looks, fame, lots of people willing to give him a break, and to just throw that all away for nothing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

77 Ana Navarro is so thick...

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

78 Question:

Has it been determined that ace is actually getting the funds that are donated thru PayPal?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (t3CIe)

79 Austerity?


Sounds classy.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (NLLmE)

80 49 True Fact : At the battle of Scottsbluff, Nathan Phillips heroically went outside to the Service Van, in 90 degree temperatures - to get a Relay Switch!

Singlehandedly changing the Vietnam War for a family of 5.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Wd9tm)

--garrett, you shoulda socked as Joe Biden for that, but still lulz

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (e7oj4)

81 Yeah, Meggie has Ballooned... married life and all, I guess.....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (DpEis)

82 Brit.....Brit..... punching holes in things Ann Navaro says is kind of like challenging the veracity of magnet healing bracelets.

What's next? You going to point out that AOC doesn't understand economics?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (db5dt)

83 I hope Navarro gets her ass sued. I simply detest that woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

84 She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.

Posted by: Elvis Costello at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c)

85 Would someone on Twitter cc lin wood that tweet?

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (MAstk)

86 74 Oh there he is. How many sticks of butter, Bob?
And should we fill the pot up to her neck or only half way?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

We're gonna need a bigger pot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (9oE3U)

87 77 Ana Navarro is so thick...

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

She has to grease the doorposts of her car in order to fit inside!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (RD7QR)

88 I gotta say, it has been fun watching the usual suspects shove a stick into the spokes of their bicycle wheel over and over, but after a while it gets cringy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

89 Has it been determined that ace is actually getting the funds that are donated thru PayPal?

I didn't know there was a question concerning that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

90 I'd say at this point we're all a little interested in Justice4Jussie.

Or bringing it to him.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (YOhRS)

91 She's a whole lotta' woman:

Posted by: Respect The Classics at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (9n/JD)

92 Dang, now I got a craving for sopapillas.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (786Ro)

93 You can send Cash to me.

I'll put it in the box with Ace's turntable.

Trust.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Wd9tm)

94 89

I didn't know there was a question concerning that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

Well, we saw him hustling change in the subway, so...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (DpEis)

95 I forget what the name of the group is that were there yelling at the boys and calling them fags, etc. Bizarre group of black men.

Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

96 Or flautas with guacamole

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (786Ro)

97 Anna is a proud latina.

You should use Manteca, not butter.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Wd9tm)

98 Black Israelites

Posted by: Bob Kraft, buy my razors bitchez at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (nDe2U)

99 Has it been determined that ace is actually getting the funds that are donated thru PayPal?

--------

Was thinking about this. Perhaps we, the Morons, need to start buying adverts on this site. Not to sell anything, of course. Maybe just fill the advert slots up with memes or jokes or whatevs. How much would it cost RichardWindsor to buy a month-long advert?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (db5dt)

100 84 She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake.
Posted by: Elvis Costello at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c)


Stiff references always welcome.

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (8erNz)

101 The Ace money goes into a " Lock." " Box".

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (DpEis)

102

Anyone else surprised to see how good John Travolta looks? He looks younger now than he did 20 years ago in Pulp Fiction.

Olivia Newton John looks good, too.

Grease is 40 yrs old, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (2Glrq)

103 I forget what the name of the group is that were there yelling at the boys and calling them fags, etc. Bizarre group of black men.
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Black Hebrew Israelites. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Hx3Yn)

104 Would someone on Twitter cc lin wood that tweet?
Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (MAstk)

---------------------------

Guaranteed that he already has it, as it is over a month old. The question is whether she deleted/retracted when Lin Wood gave them the deadline.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (ffYR/)

105 ana bana bo bana ... this is not a baNAna ... fee fi Na Var Roe


is Navarro claiming to be in Navaho tribe yet?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Cus5s)

106 Tom Servo, how could Clark Gable III ever have lived up to what his grandfather was? Hell, he'd have to be Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (zLDYs)

107 97 Anna is a proud latina.

You should use Manteca, not butter.


Hash! Boo! Valvoline!

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (8erNz)

108 OT Rumor that Kamala Harris is Auntie Kamala.

Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (lE2nd)

109 I'll give Ana some of my manteca.

Posted by: Bob Kraft at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Tyii7)

110 Maybe just fill the advert slots up with memes or jokes or whatevs. How much would it cost RichardWindsor to buy a month-long advert?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 05:54 PM (db5dt)

I'd take "and deep too." For 100.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (9oE3U)

111 >>Hash! Boo! Valvoline!


How is Vulvaline not a product?

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Wd9tm)

112 Unfortunately, you don't get a volume discount on dental implants.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Hx3Yn)

I have some used ones in my Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Y+V3r)

113 Ana Navarro is so thick...
That she left the house in high heels and when she came back they were flip flops

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

114 That the porcine @ananavarro has not taken down this utter falsehood tells us all we need to know.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (ujg0T)

115 Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
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Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Hx3Yn)

116

How sad is this?

I am Older now than Mr Cunningham was in Seasons 1, 2, and 3 of Happy Days.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (2Glrq)

117 95 I forget what the name of the group is that were there yelling at the boys and calling them fags, etc. Bizarre group of black men.
Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

--Blacks peeps who think they're the real Hebrews/Chosen, not the actual Jews.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (e7oj4)

118 Stiff references always welcome.


If it ain't Stiff it ain't worth a fuck.

Posted by: Elvis Costello at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

119 In local sporty news, Insights Training is offering Recon and night operations training.

This is...new. And looks very complete. It's tempting but also a chunk of change and time.

I'm just frankly startled that they're offering a course on recon and ambush and night ops to dumbass civilians like me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

120 I hope Navarro gets her ass sued


We're gonna need a bigger lawyer.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (LL1Be)

121 That Navarro jumped the gun like others did with Jussie.

And like her numerous false-starts in chocolate cake eating contests.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (ykYG2)

122
Calm Mentor, Tweet is still live.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (WQtZp)

123 Or maybe "Choo Choo motherucker" for 100.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2019 05:57 PM (9oE3U)

124 Unfortunately, you don't get a volume discount on dental implants.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Hx3Yn)

I have some used ones in my Office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Y+V3r)
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Used? Uh.....

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Hx3Yn)

125 Ana Navarro is so thick...
She put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind.



Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

126 Has it been determined that ace is actually getting the funds that are donated thru PayPal?

I didn't know there was a question concerning that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

I thought there was some question about that the other day. That someone long gone had set it up and he didn't have access or something.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 22, 2019 05:58 PM (t3CIe)

127 OK, bigger pot. Manteca not butter. This chick is turning out to be a pain in the ass.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

128 Anal Navarro, sociopath. Indifferent to truth, indifferent to murder.

I'd be willing to file her nails. With a belt sander. I decide when the job is finished.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2019 05:58 PM (S6lpt)

129 90 I'd say at this point we're all a little interested in Justice4Jussie.

Or bringing it to him.
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (YOhRS)

--Detain him in a women's prison.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (e7oj4)

130 Thanks for the laughs, Heidi is shooping for mud shoes. In the desert. I asked her why and she said "shut up." But with love I'm sure.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (9oE3U)

131 Ana Navarro believes in 3 things : 1) Never-Trumpism, 2) Sexy hot-takes, and 3) Donuts.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (4e+hS)

132 I sent Ace a crate of laying hens...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (DpEis)

133 Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2019 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

Hebrew Isralites, I believe. They were shouting nasty stuff at the Indians too, but when Lying Skunk (don't want to defame dogs) was asked about *that* he just said they had an interesting take on history and didn't seem upset. Standing while young and white though, that needed to be dealt with severely. Lying Skunk made so many defamatory statements on tv that he *should* be political toxin for life. We'll have to see if he actually is though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (uquGJ)

134 Refer tech = Frozen Chosin; they were both cold.

Posted by: AnnNavarro's Sick Mind at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (25Dt7)

135 If Kristol Kruiselines ever hits an iceberg both Fat Abuela and Fat Tom Nicols are fortunate enough to be fat so they can be their own flotation devices.

Posted by: WR at February 22, 2019 06:00 PM (BRpqW)

136 What's the bid for the Valurite spot?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 06:00 PM (hwTP3)

137 Sue her fat ass

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

138 BREAKING: In Oval Office meeting today, the Chinese committed to buy an additional 10 million metric tons of U.S. soybeans. Hats off to
@POTUS
for bringing China to the table. Strategy is working. Show of good faith by the Chinese. Also indications of more good news to come.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:01 PM (MAstk)

139 Ana thinks she's witty. Which is a hell of an odd way to pronounce "sh".

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2019 06:01 PM (VaN/j)

140 132 I sent Ace a crate of laying hens...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 05:59 PM (DpEis)


He doesn't need a goat by any chance?

Posted by: Muhammad at February 22, 2019 06:01 PM (9oE3U)

141

Brit's one-liners. It's great.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2019 06:01 PM (OKeCc)

142 I need to go shooping for some cake.

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Tyii7)

143 Kelly Craft will be UN ambassador.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (MAstk)

144 Ana Navarro so thick, she got her own ZIP Code!

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (e7oj4)

145 OT Rumor that Kamala Harris is Auntie Kamala.

Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (lE2nd)

Unlikely, except in the casual 'our families hang out' sense. Harris is hardly an uncommon name.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (uquGJ)

146 I'm just frankly startled that they're offering a course on recon and ambush and night ops to dumbass civilians like me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

When you can take those course in cash without providing any ID, while wearing a face mask, let me know.

Posted by: AnnNavarro's Sick Mind at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (25Dt7)

147 >>BREAKING: In Oval Office meeting today, the Chinese committed to buy an additional 10 million metric tons of U.S. soybeans. Hats off to


Once again, Trump doing Putin's dirty work.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Wd9tm)

148 He doesn't need a goat by any chance?


8 maids a milking maybe

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vWMNq)

149 I sent him some Fur Oil.... the Emma Watson label....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:03 PM (DpEis)

150 148 He doesn't need a goat by any chance?


8 maids a milking maybe

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vWMNq)


Its pre-basted.

Posted by: Muhammad at February 22, 2019 06:03 PM (9oE3U)

151 He doesn't need a goat by any chance?
Posted by: Muhammad at February 22, 2019 06:01 PM (9oE3U)


Slightly used.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2019 06:03 PM (aS1PU)

152 89 Has it been determined that ace is actually getting the funds that are donated thru PayPal?

I didn't know there was a question concerning that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)


By the way, Scott Adam's app "Interface" is soon launching the ability to have the same function as Patreon's monthly donations. Ace, or anyone else for that matter, just would need to join as an expert and people can then set a monthly donation amount. He might want to consider using that. I know I'd certainly donate, say, $5.00 a month.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Xqo6t)

153 I'm just frankly startled that they're offering a course on recon and ambush and night ops to dumbass civilians like me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


So, they're teaching city-slickers poaching?

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

154 "I sent Ace a crate of laying hens.Posted by: kraken

eggcellent ... the gift that keep on giving ... eggs, and fertilizer. They will like the shelves.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Cus5s)

155 PayPal has cut off people in the past from using them.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (/rm4P)

156 I was gonna send Ace some CBD Oil, but he said he's 'got a guy.'.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Wd9tm)

157 How does Navarro still get away with calling herself a republican strategist?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

158 8 maids a milking
-----
I hate that call sign.

Posted by: Dasher at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Hx3Yn)

159 So old Jussie is trying to get out of it by saying he's a drug addict...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

160 Ana Navarro so thick, she got her own ZIP Code!
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (e7oj4)


She's so fat that when she sit around the house, she sits *around* the house.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aS1PU)

161 Sue her fat ass
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

Shouldn't that be Sioux her fat ass?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 22, 2019 06:05 PM (l5e1h)

162 Just saying.



Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky and Wisconsin have the largest soybean plantations in size. The states that produced the highest yields are; Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska and Indiana.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:05 PM (MAstk)

163 Guess we should send him Something.... that Hamster Chow don't come cheap!!

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:05 PM (DpEis)

164 What's rich about Kameltoe Harris is that her dad has slammed her.

He seems to be smart (even with any discounting that he's a Stanford prof) and has a low tolerance for bullshit.

Kameltoe has Daddy Issues --Vegas has that bet as "off"

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:05 PM (e7oj4)

165 Navarro's blood type is "gravy."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

166 By the way, Scott Adams' app "Interface" is soon launching the ability to have the same function as Patreon's monthly donations.

Has Adams figured out what to do if MasterCard bends him over, like MasterCard has bent over so many other attempts to route around SJW?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:06 PM (ykYG2)

167 So old Jussie is trying to get out of it by saying he's a drug addict...

Guess he can't throw the "living the rest of his life as a ghey man" card.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at February 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Tyii7)

168 160 Ana Navarro so thick, she got her own ZIP Code!
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (e7oj4)

She's so fat that when she sit around the house, she sits *around* the house.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aS1PU)

--She so fat, she ate the Internet!

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (e7oj4)

169 Kameltoe has Daddy Issues --Vegas has that bet as "off"

I thought Willie Brown was Kamaltoe's daddy.

Posted by: WR at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (BRpqW)

170 I sent a thing to BFF about how awesome Britt Hume was in 2008. It was after Obama and McCain did some national service day thing that was completely soporific.

Jon, I call him that because his name is Jon, said "oh, Britt is retiring and has no fear".

Well this is the best ten year retirement I've ever seen. Hume has utter contempt for everything contemptible. I would bear him children.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

171 77 Ana Navarro is so thick...

She went to see the Redwoods and the photographer said, "MOVE! You're blocking the forest!"

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (6aNDB)

172 Was Ana Navarro actually on Nick Sandmann's "sue they ass good and hard" list?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (IeD8i)

173 Ana Navarro has shock absorbers on her toilet seat.

Posted by: Miklos, here all week at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (zCyNd)

174 Even if the Covington teens taunted Phillips, and they didn't, I see nothing about that requiring Ana Navarro to vex the few brain cells in her wee brain.

#eatanotherdonutana

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:08 PM (JgA4k)

175 Don't sell all the soy to China, we need some too!

Posted by: College Boys at February 22, 2019 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

176 172 Was Ana Navarro actually on Nick Sandmann's "sue they ass good and hard" list?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at


Yep

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:08 PM (MAstk)

177 Goofy sign I saw yesterday reminded me of Ace

Got hit on the head by a book
But can only blame my shelf

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:09 PM (/rm4P)

178 Slam dunk the mindless bitch.

Posted by: Anchovy at February 22, 2019 06:09 PM (B3kya)

179 173 Ana Navarro has shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Posted by: Miklos, here all week at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (zCyNd)

--LMAO

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:09 PM (e7oj4)

180 re: Auntie Kamela
Dear literalists,
Jussie may not actually be a blood relative of Kamela Harris...
WHO GIVES A SHIT????
His entire family is a bunchSJW Black Panthers Black Lives Matter Whitey-Hating Anti-American Activist Thug ASSHOLES.
So is Kamela.

Whether "Auntie" is literal or figurative based on terrorist club membership, this little shit faked a hate-crime to further her political agenda.

Quit pissing on the fire that could burn the enemies' house down.

Sincerely

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 06:09 PM (LL1Be)

181 As an aside I finally figured out who Kirsten Jigglebrand reminds me of. She's like an intersectional female John Edwards with less makeup.

Posted by: WR at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (BRpqW)

182 When Navarro climbs the stairs, her dress looks like a sack over 2 dogs fighting for a Christmas ham.

Posted by: Joey "Two Dogs" Biden at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (hk5fi)

183 155 PayPal has cut off people in the past from using them.
-----
Yea, sadly in this day and age, when you're in the business of political commentary like Ace, you can't design a business model around a specific third-party plug-in. The Progs are systematically targeting such companies via MediaMatters and the like.

A real dilemma. Taking credit card payments is non-trivial due to data security standards imposed by contract in the payment industry.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (db5dt)

184 Yep

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:08 PM (MAstk)


Good.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (IeD8i)

185 >>Goofy sign I saw yesterday reminded me of Ace


I drive past a place called 'Integrity! Auto' on occasion.

Always makes me laugh.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Wd9tm)

186 169
Kameltoe has Daddy Issues --Vegas has that bet as "off"



I thought Willie Brown was Kamaltoe's daddy.


Just sugar-daddy

Posted by: Off the reservation at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (vWMNq)

187 Ana Navarro so fat, she got a whole planetary system of fatties orbiting around her.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (e7oj4)

188 Life's Serious Questions.... green beans, or asparagus for supper tonight....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (DpEis)

189 Any of you heard about the new subway sandwich? It's made of baloney and it's only served after 2 AM...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (O2RFr)

190 Was Ana Navarro actually on Nick Sandmann's "sue they ass good and hard" list?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 22, 2019 06:07 PM (IeD8i)

-------------------------

She is, as she never retracted her tweet after Lin Wood warned them to. It is still on her timeline.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (ffYR/)

191

ot before going to watch some comedy


I saw a pict of what people are getting to enroll in mediCal, California's virtually only offering for care, and you still have to cheat the system to get it.

Nightmare.

It looks like a bill from Congress. About 2-3 city phone books to read through to apply.

(Thanks Ace!)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (OKeCc)

192 182 When Navarro climbs the stairs, her dress looks like a sack over 2 dogs fighting for a Christmas ham.

Posted by: Joey "Two Dogs" Biden at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (hk5fi)


We really need a "Ana Navarro so fat..." thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (IeD8i)

193 it's super racist to call nathan an "elder"...what the fuck is that? You're trying to make him have some sort of leadership position in a tribe based on your spitballing that he's old and indian?

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (9AcAx)

194 Is that the dinner bell I hear?

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Tyii7)

195 I gave ace two donations in the last few years. Both were the same amount. The last one was this year. $555.00 both times. Enough for 111, $5.00 Thai hookers. that should be easy enough to verify!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (RZWC0)

196


Ana Navarro got more Rolls than Beverly Hills


Posted by: E buzz at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (nkLIP)

197 Ana have any new Tweets on that ghey icon Jussie ?

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (/rm4P)

198 Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky and Wisconsin have the largest soybean plantations in size. The states that produced the highest yields are; Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska and Indiana.
-----
I dunno dude. Seems like a whole bunch of soy is coming out of California and New York these days.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (db5dt)

199 isp question - for those.of you unfortunate enough to know - what's the difference between a Comcast service licarand an Xfinity retail store?

might have to switch to them temporarily *shudder*
online is full of fees and calling is a last resort for me

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (BJlbN)

200 Chief Sitting in Bullshit

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (YvUf/)

201 Life's Serious Questions.... green beans, or asparagus for supper tonight....


Kale. If you're going there, go all the way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (fuK7c)

202 77 Ana Navarro is so thick

Like a fucking brick, already!!

Posted by: Ian Anderson at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (WPm0N)

203 Was Ana Navarro actually on Nick Sandmann's "sue they ass good and hard" list?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at


Yep

-
He wants his pound ton of flesh.

Posted by: NeverTrumpers at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)

204 Native Americans when they cry, must be believed.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM (YvUf/)

205 188 Life's Serious Questions.... green beans, or asparagus for supper tonight....
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:10 PM (DpEis)

--Asparagus.

No question.

Unless you're expecting a BJ, then the BJee may object.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (e7oj4)

206 Rather eat packing peanuts than kale, Bander.....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (DpEis)

207 Ana Navarro so fat, she'll feed the whole village.
For a year.

Posted by: pygmy cannibals at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

208 Has Adams figured out what to do if MasterCard bends him over, like MasterCard has bent over so many other attempts to route around SJW?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:06 PM (ykYG2)

I'm not sure but his app has some kind of option to use a cryptocurrency.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Xqo6t)

209 Who exactly did Navarro ever 'consult' for, other than Sara Lee?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

210 "Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kentucky and
Wisconsin have the largest soybean plantations in size. The states that
produced the highest yields are; Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska and Indiana.Posted by: Ha

Illinois was number one in 2018. I've got some in my bin ... going out in 2 weeks. Those that are in the programs got $1.50 or so last year, for each bushel, due to the China trade thing or some such. I don't get that for my little 50 acres ... but it's all good ... as they say.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

211 Ana Navarro has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

212 Any of you heard about the new subway sandwich? It's made of baloney and it's only served after 2 AM

Nice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

213
We really need a "Ana Navarro so fat..." thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at February 22, 2019 06:11 PM (IeD8i

Ana Navarro wants more illegal immigrants. So she can eat them.

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (c3iIK)

214 Ana Navarro isn't fat. She's gravity challenged.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aS1PU)

215 I see no reason to criminalize mockery. Unless it's about protecting nitwits like Ana Navarro.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (JgA4k)

216 Ana Navarro is so thick

Like a fucking brick, already!!
Posted by: Ian Anderson
-------------

"As a plank" - Churchill

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (YvUf/)

217 More Jussie news!

Empire's creator, Lee Daniels, more or less wrote Jussie's character as an in-world, younger version of himself, and now they're floating the idea of recasting the character 'cause Lee doesn't wanna let go of his own dopplegänger.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:14 PM (I/iGu)

218 I don't mind kale salad, but cooked kale is satanicly horrific.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (nRWPy)

219 Speculation is that Kraft is a homo and that massage joint had thai lady boys turning tricks.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (BKTpn)

220 So old Jussie is trying to get out of it by saying he's a drug addict...

Posted by: It's me donna

Some in the horde predicted he would go the Addict route. Lawyers probably told him his chances were better to ask for rehab than prison.

Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

221 Uh-oh..... illiniwek is here.... have to watch my Illinois snarkiness....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (DpEis)

222 Mormons have "elders" too.

Even when I was about 25 I looked at these kids with the "elder" badge and thought to myself, you gotta be kidding me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

223 212 Any of you heard about the new subway sandwich? It's made of baloney and it's only served after 2 AM

Nice.


Wasn't mine and I flubbed it up.. It was supposed to be the new subway Sandwich called the Jussie... Can't even tell a joke right

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (O2RFr)

224 Flesh eating bacteria would give up on Ana Navarro.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (JgA4k)

225 Ana Navarro's running for office. When asked to describe her platform, an aide called it, "reinforced".

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (c3iIK)

226 Do we like Britt Hume?

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (MVjcR)

227
Kraft isn't a homo, but his sons are.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (2Glrq)

228 >>I've got some in my bin ... going out in 2 weeks. Those that are in the programs got $1.50 or so last year, for each bushel, due to the China trade thing or some such. I don't get that for my little 50 acres ... but it's all good ... as they say.


Those people in Vegas want a real gamble, they'd start farming. It's insane what you guys have to go through just to roll the dice on a good crop.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (Wd9tm)

229

Brit is a mild cuck.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:16 PM (2Glrq)

230 So old Jussie is trying to get out of it by saying he's a drug addict...

Posted by: It's me donna

Addicted to what? Ecstasy? GTFOOH.

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (c3iIK)

231 228 >>I've got some in my bin ... going out in 2 weeks. Those that are in the programs got $1.50 or so last year, for each bushel, due to the China trade thing or some such. I don't get that for my little 50 acres ... but it's all good ... as they say.

Those people in Vegas want a real gamble, they'd start farming. It's insane what you guys have to go through just to roll the dice on a good crop.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (Wd9tm)



Speaking of which, anyone here know about futures and options trading?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ujg0T)

232 I like Brit Hume....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (DpEis)

233

Would you believe THREE Nigerians?

Posted by: Juicy Swallows, Agent 67.5 at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (UFLLM)

234 Ana so fat Jesus couldn't feed her with ten loaves and four fishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)

235 @220: "Some in the horde predicted he would go the Addict route. Lawyers probably told him his chances were better to ask for rehab than prison."

Some of us were predicting Jussie would flee into rehab before he was charged and arrested, but I'm guessing his lawyers were told in no uncertain terms that such a stunt would only make things worse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (I/iGu)

236 Good news..AOC said she won't force the whole country to be vegan.

Bad news..she said but you don't need to be eating burgers all day.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (MAstk)

237 DOW went over 26 thousand today... Damned rotten economy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (O2RFr)

238 Ana Navarro so fat, a bunch of Hindus bowed to her when she wore blue.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (e7oj4)

239 Do we like Britt Hume?
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (MVjcR)

Ummmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Z+IKu)

240 Ana Navarro - She has spots all over her body, where people have been touching her with ten-foot poles.



Posted by: Stolen from Flip Wilson at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (/dN1M)

241 Do we like Britt Hume?
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2019 06:15 PM (MVjcR)

-----------------------

Sometimes. Brit gets really close to conservative, then runs back to GOPe every time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (u22rx)

242 Heap big bitch.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (xZjSg)

243 Navarro is, what we in the fly over country, call, "healthy."

As in heifer healthy. But not edible.

Posted by: Marini Farmer at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM (3H9h1)

244 Does Hostess deliver?

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at February 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Tyii7)

245 Life's Serious Questions.... green beans, or asparagus for supper tonight....

=====

Kale. If you're going there, go all the way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM


Please. Arugula.

Posted by: Michelle! 2020! at February 22, 2019 06:18 PM (eSZg6)

246 AOC telling me/us what we should eat..... yeah , right, totes not a Red Guard Bitch......

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:18 PM (DpEis)

247 Someone needs to tell Smollet that penis isn't actually a drug.

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 06:18 PM (c3iIK)

248 Empire's creator, Lee Daniels, more or less wrote Jussie's character as an in-world, younger version of himself, and now they're floating the idea of recasting the character 'cause Lee doesn't wanna let go of his own dopplegaenger.

Routed around the inevitable PixyWare black diamond, bro.

As for the content: Lee Daniels is a hack writer. In good writing, characters have minds of their own, just like actors have minds of their own. If your thoughts about a character's decision-tree are "what would *I* do", then you are being lazy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)

249 Ana doesn't do cowgirl, she sticks with cow.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:19 PM (JgA4k)

250 DOW went over 26 thousand today... Damned rotten economy
Posted by: It's me donna
------------

It's unlikely that we will ever recover from the Trump economy. Sad, really.

Posted by: Paul Krugman. Nobel Prize Winner, and former ENRON advisor at February 22, 2019 06:19 PM (/dN1M)

251 Do we like Britt Hume?

He cucks part-time.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 06:19 PM (LL1Be)

252 247 Someone needs to tell Smollet that penis isn't actually a drug.

..


But it is a dick tive.

Posted by: JUSSIE at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (MAstk)

253 Just checking. He has a pretty dry sense of humor which I like.

Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (MVjcR)

254 : Paul Krugman.
-------
You know who else claims to be an economist?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (/dN1M)

255 Heard this mornin goin Rush that Smollett was making like $100k an episode.

Want to place bets that this stupid Deutsch will have a net worth of $0 within a year of losing his Empire gig?

He's still flush with cash at the moment, but his high six-figure legal defense, paired with the fines he'll pay to the city for his charade, combined with the fact that the dude is clearly dumb as f--k, leads to me conclude that the probability this dude made wise moves to invest his wealth is near zero.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (db5dt)

256 Okay, asparagus it is, with a Cole Slaw chaser. The roast chicken should be done soon....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (DpEis)

257 Damn, that woman needs to lay off the intake for a bit!

Posted by: Mr Creosote at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (gC2IV)

258 donna, adding the Jussie to that joke would just make it BEN ROETHLISBERGER obvious. You told it right.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:21 PM (ykYG2)

259 Ana Navarro has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

260 I just popped a spatchcocked chicken into the smoker. The word spatchcocked does make me giggle.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:21 PM (JgA4k)

261 Ana and Skinny
laying in bed
Ana rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

262 Don't care about what Ana Navarro looks like. She's think in the head-which is what really matters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (AllCR)

263 Speaking of which, anyone here know about futures and options trading?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:17 PM


You want to put, or call?

Posted by: P. "Enron" Krugman at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (eSZg6)

264 Ana should have plenty of time to file her nails while sitting around in lawyer offices and courtrooms while having her ass sued off.

Perhaps she can do some filing while the judge is addressing her. That really brings out the sympathy in almost all judges.

When you gotta file, you gotta file. Law of the jungle baby.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z4rgH)

265 Speaking of which, anyone here know about futures and options trading?
Posted by: Curmudgeon


I was duly registered to trade them some 35 years ago.
The answer is DON"T except with a long list of caveats.
It's gotten weird. No one seems to be a fundamentalist, so there's not really two (or three) sides to the markets.

Posted by: MarkY at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (izUoc)

266 Meant "she's" thick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (AllCR)

267 When Ana sits around the house?


Ana sits AROUND THE HOUSE.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (LL1Be)

268 How many ham sandwiches can Ana hide in her fat folds?

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (JgA4k)

269 He's still flush with cash at the moment, but his high six-figure legal defense, paired with the fines he'll pay to the city for his charade, combined with the fact that the dude is clearly dumb as f--k, leads to me conclude that the probability this dude made wise moves to invest his wealth is near zero.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:20 PM (db5dt)

---------------------------

I looked yesterday. Net worth is estimated at $1 million, which ain't much for an actor.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (u22rx)

270 Ana can't wear corduroy pants because the static electricity from her thighs often set brush fires.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (xPJvm)

271 Willie Brown is not Kamaltoe's daddy, but rather a result of her Daddy Issues.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (e7oj4)

272 108 OT Rumor that Kamala Harris is Auntie Kamala

Sorry! Thought you said Auntie Griselda.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Tork at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (WPm0N)

273 keep on calling her out!

Posted by: trapper's girl at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (yRQGC)

274 the Addict route

-
So we've gone from "I didn't do it" to "I did it but . . ."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (+y/Ru)

275 Ana Navarro so fat her shadow has bad knees.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

276 My CFU ratio is higher than yours, H8rs!

Posted by: A. Navarro at February 22, 2019 06:24 PM (eSZg6)

277 Bear in mind that the Brit definition of 'thick' is basically 'dumb', and to say someone is 'thick as two short planks' is to say they're 'dumb as a post'.

Both definitions may apply in this case.

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 06:24 PM (8erNz)

278 I was duly registered to trade them some 35 years ago.
The answer is DON"T except with a long list of caveats.
It's gotten weird. No one seems to be a fundamentalist, so there's not really two (or three) sides to the markets.
Posted by: MarkY at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (izUoc)

------------------------------

No individual is faster than program trading.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (u22rx)

279 So we've gone from "I didn't do it" to "I did it but . . ."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 06:23 PM (+y/Ru)

As an example of having been here too long, I finished that with

...first you will blow me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (xPJvm)

280 Kipper snacks, crackers, and M n' M chocolate covered peanuts. And beer.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (zLDYs)

281 Ana Navarro so fat she has two use two 1/2 ton pickups when she wants to roller skate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

282
Hey, Ana, Hong Kong called - they'd like all their Chins back.

Posted by: #anasewphat at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Vbw7/)

283 I looked yesterday. Net worth is estimated at $1 million, which ain't much for an actor.
-------
pfffft. There was something like 25 detectives put on his case. Fines alone will exceed $1M and then he's got to pay his attorneys. Just to get started with them, he'll already have cut a check for a few hundred grand. Dude's balance sheet will be negative in short order.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:25 PM (db5dt)

284 271 Willie Brown is not Kamaltoe's daddy, but rather a result of her Daddy Issues.

Oh no, it's purely calculated. She knew what she was doing and measured every inch of it.

Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (8erNz)

285 I like Brent Hume but I don't agree with him all the time . Probably 75% . That's pretty good for a journalist.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (2DOZq)

286 Ana Navarro so fat her shadow has bad knees.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

Ha! oh shit that's a good one!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (xPJvm)

287 Brit's a semi cuck but only because he's old school.

Somehow he acts like it's still the '70's or something.

Thinks Trump is mean and not statesman like for a president.

We keep Brit around to remind us of the before times when the world was magic.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (D4OO0)

288 Ana needs to go on the Kat Timpf diet.

*Ana scarfs down Kat Timpf*

Shit Ana, that's not what I meant!

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

289 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ANA IS BIG BONED.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (+y/Ru)

290
Hauling ass for Ana requires multiple trips

Posted by: #anasewphat at February 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Vbw7/)

291 264 Ana should have plenty of time to file her nails while sitting around in lawyer offices and courtrooms while having her ass sued off.

Perhaps she can do some filing while the judge is addressing her. That really brings out the sympathy in almost all judges.

When you gotta file, you gotta file. Law of the jungle baby.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z4rgH)



How does a porcine creature file its cloven hooves?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

292 105
is Navarro claiming to be in Navaho tribe yet?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Cus5s)
-----------------------------------
Good Lord, no. An Amerindian? Never.

Listen, there is a reason why she was dubbed "la duquesa" (the duchess) looong before Trump came around.

She became a Republican because she was an anti-communist --- her family had to flee Sandinista Nicaragua. But there are many kinds of "anti-communists," not all of them principled.

Did you notice her flashing her diamonds when she filed her nails? THAT is what she is all about.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Rxduq)

293 early evening giggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)

294 Ana needs a drone to help put her belt on.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

295 Kamala has an odometer above her snatch.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (D4OO0)

296 Ana Navarro so fat, she banned from the Bronx Zoo because the bull elephants stampede trying to mate with her.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:28 PM (e7oj4)

297 Ana's so fat she shops at Omar's tent shop for a dress.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

298 How does a porcine creature file its cloven hooves?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM


It can be quite tusking.

Posted by: Babe at February 22, 2019 06:28 PM (eSZg6)

299 Kale. If you're going there, go all the way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2019 06:12 PM

Please. Arugula.
Posted by: Michelle! 2020!
---------

It's coming on the time of year for Dandelion and Oxalis salads. Hmm, hmm, good!


Barry: *who's bitch is this? I can't believe I have to sit here eat this shit, as if I enjoy it*

Posted by: Michelle at February 22, 2019 06:29 PM (fZcn6)

300 How does a porcine creature file its cloven hooves?
Posted by: Curmudgeon

She drags them across the ground. Similar to the way she expresses her anal glands

Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2019 06:29 PM (8ikIW)

301 Freaking auto c-t .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:29 PM (2DOZq)

302 Ana Navarro so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

303 @248: "If your thoughts about a character's decision-tree are 'what would *I* do', then you are being lazy."

Makes me wonder if Lee and Jussie spent quality time together in someone's on set trailer, and if so, that would go a long way to explaining some of Jussie's behavior. Dude probably thought he was untouchable for any number of reasons, and his resentment regarding paycheck.

@269: "I looked yesterday. Net worth is estimated at $1 million, which ain't much for an actor."

He's toast financially. Rumor is roughly $1.4 million for this season, but I'd be surprised if he was paid that much from the very beginning. You gotta assume he burned through most of his early earnings 'cause he was expecting a long term upward trajectory, and pretending to be a genuinely rich or significant hip hop star gets real expensive real quick. He released his first solo record early last year. I'm guessing sales were solid, but not spectacular, and probably fucked with his head a little bit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:29 PM (I/iGu)

304 But there are many kinds of "anti-communists," not all of them principled.

Kind of like how not all the anti-fascists in the 1930s and early '40s had the best interests of America's Constitution at heart.

The whole "Frankfurt School" should have been left over there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

305 248 Empire's creator, Lee Daniels, more or less wrote Jussie's character as an in-world, younger version of himself, and now they're floating the idea of recasting the character 'cause Lee doesn't wanna let go of his own dopplegaenger. "

IN other words, Smollett's character is a gay man's Mary Sue.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 06:30 PM (V2Yro)

306 Kamala has an odometer above her snatch.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM


That could bring a new meaning to a "rollover" request.

Posted by: Willie B. at February 22, 2019 06:30 PM (eSZg6)

307 Brit has done some good work here lately

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:31 PM (/rm4P)

308 277 Bear in mind that the Brit definition of 'thick' is basically 'dumb', and to say someone is 'thick as two short planks' is to say they're 'dumb as a post'.

Both definitions may apply in this case.
Posted by: JEM at February 22, 2019 06:24 PM (8erNz)

--Years ago ('90s --get off my lawn!) my younger brother called my other brother's girlfriend thick and thirsty (i.e., on the chunky side, and down for beejees).

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:31 PM (e7oj4)

309 "It's insane what you guys have to go through just to roll the dice on a good crop.Posted by: garrett


unless they bought ground at $6000 or more, or are renting at high price .... they are doing OK or very well, as I see it. And their insurance is subsidized .. which money mostly goes to the insurers, but is nice to have peace of mind.


I don't trade any futures, but I can sell in advance to the grain elevator, and can buy the "spring and fall options" insurance, which is like buying futures, I guess. (if price goes up and my crop fails, they cover at the higher price, for what I sold but didn't deliver) Some traders are able to extract a lot of money from the market with no production at all ... but generally it is probably good to have them in the market providing liquidity ... or so they claim.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

310
CHiPS is on. It's the episode with Goober Pyle.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:31 PM (2Glrq)

311 Calm Mentor: "Sometimes. Brit gets really close to conservative, then runs back to GOPe every time."

Yep.

Conservatism keeps pushing Brit like a giant refrigerator hoping he'll finally topple over; alas, he just won't go all the way. He remains ultimately rigid in GOPe.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 22, 2019 06:32 PM (6eEQ+)

312 Ana is so big boned they want her to donate her body to the Smithsonian Dinosaur exhibit when she dies.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:32 PM (2DOZq)

313 Ana Navarro so fat, she banned from the Bronx Zoo because the bull elephants stampede trying to mate with her.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:28 PM (e7oj4)


She not cute. Many elephant cows plenty cute.

Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ePWRo)

314 291 How does a porcine creature file its cloven hooves?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)


This is what I was referring to:

CNN political commentator Ana Navarro started filing her nails during a panel segment discussing crimes committed by illegal immigrants. The callous response to a very real concern among Americans occurred during "Cuomo Primetime," as pro-wall advocate Steve Cortes was debating host Chris Cuomo ...

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)

315 Ana is like oatmeal. Thick and lumpy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

316 spatchcocked
In this country we say, "split".

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

317 Ana Navarro so fat she doesn't wear a thong she wears a something or other.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)

318 Hume's a good guy, thoughtful, smart, funny, conservative, principled and experienced.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

319
Red Dawn is 35 yrs old.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (2Glrq)

320 Ana Navarro so fat her blood type is gravy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

321 314 291 How does a porcine creature file its cloven hooves?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

This is what I was referring to:

CNN political commentator Ana Navarro started filing her nails during a panel segment discussing crimes committed by illegal immigrants. The callous response to a very real concern among Americans occurred during "Cuomo Primetime," as pro-wall advocate Steve Cortes was debating host Chris Cuomo ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Z4rgH)



Exactly. Anna Navarro IS that porcine creature.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ujg0T)

322 I miss Tony Snow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

323 316 spatchcocked
In this country we say, "split".
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

Sometimes an immature man just needs to say spatchcocked.

Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

324 Central Illinois farm dirt is pretty pricey stuff... basically 2 crop acreage.... grain trucks going to ADM, Cargill, etc. are all part of Illinois driving fun, along with the 3rd world highways....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (DpEis)

325 Ana is so fat her one piece is one hundred.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

326 Ana Navarro so fat, she got her own Golden Corral.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:36 PM (e7oj4)

327 Please tell me that Smollett, "renowned pillow biter" to put it in GoT terms, didn't try to get in on a hip hop career. The least gay-friendly genre this side of Polish metal.

From what I've heard of Smollett's 'musical' oeuvre, it's autotuned R&B.

OT: I hear that 50cent just called Smollete "gay tupac". LOLz. I bet he's been holding onto that bon mot for years. I bet lots of rappers think Empire sucks balls.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ykYG2)

328 I liked Tony Snow.... wonder where he would fall in the political spectrum today??

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (DpEis)

329 Rae Dawn Chong is 57 years.

Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ePWRo)

330
As for the content: Lee Daniels is a hack writer. In good writing, characters have minds of their own, just like actors have minds of their own. If your thoughts about a character's decision-tree are "what would *I* do", then you are being lazy.


Welcome to NPC Theatre!

Posted by: juggie's ass burns at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Vbw7/)

331 watched some Rodney Dangerfield lately.

"She's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!!!"

"She's so fat, a card came out of the scale, saying One at a Time!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (V2Yro)

332 OT: NYC grudge against one of our favorite cobs?


Circa
A costly inconvenience or a necessary safety measure? Opinions are divided on New York's upcoming CBD embargo.
.
In most cases, customers will still be able to enjoy CBD-infused products. But regulations are on the way.

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro)

333 Ana, that knock on your door is Lin Wood's process server.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (eBJ9w)

334 My ancestors fought a revolution so we didn't have to use spatchocked.... ;-D

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (gmo/4)

335 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
40m
I am pleased to announce that Kelly Knight Craft, our current Ambassador to Canada, is being nominated to be United States Ambassador to the United Nations....

Posted by: Jussie Smollet's drug problem at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (BqBId)

336 304
Kind of like how not all the anti-fascists in the 1930s and early '40s had the best interests of America's Constitution at heart.

The whole "Frankfurt School" should have been left over there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
----------------------------------
Oh, yes. Or, better still, they should have been hanged, drawn, and quartered.
But you can't say that they had no principles, or at least no ideology.

With Ana, OTOH, it's all about diamonds, more precisely, flashing (real or metaphorical) diamonds at the peasants.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Rxduq)

337 Jussie must have hired a professional photographer to follow him around all day. I have never seen so many dreamy, soft-focus candids.

Posted by: Elliot m at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (UTKPt)

338 I admit, sometimes I go off spatchcocked....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (DpEis)

339 329 Rae Dawn Chong is 57 years.
Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ePWRo)

--and probably still doable.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:39 PM (e7oj4)

340 @327: "OT: I hear that 50cent just called Smollete 'gay tupac'."

It's worse than that. Jussie gave himself that moniker on stage during his first concert after the attack. Fiddy is just mocking him mercilessly after the fact.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:39 PM (I/iGu)

341 336 304
Kind of like how not all the anti-fascists in the 1930s and early '40s had the best interests of America's Constitution at heart.

The whole "Frankfurt School" should have been left over there.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
----------------------------------
Oh, yes. Or, better still, they should have been hanged, drawn, and quartered.
But you can't say that they had no principles, or at least no ideology.

With Ana, OTOH, it's all about diamonds, more precisely, flashing (real or metaphorical) diamonds at the peasants.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Rxduq)



Ana Navarro is the sort that almost gives me sympathy for the Sandinistas. Were I a Nicaraguan peasant oppressed by the likes of her, I might be one too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:39 PM (ujg0T)

342 there's great spatchcocked chicken marinated in rosemary, garlic and grapefruit at Trader Joe's

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

343 Oh, yes. Or, better still, they should have been hanged, drawn, and quartered.
But you can't say that they had no principles, or at least no ideology.

With Ana, OTOH, it's all about diamonds, more precisely, flashing (real or metaphorical) diamonds at the peasants.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Rxduq)

Let them eat cake!

Emmm Cake.

Posted by: Ana at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (2DOZq)

344 Fiddy got a lot of nerve calling out someone else on that subject....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (2fwWU)

345 >>>Ana, that knock on your door is Lin Wood's process server.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (eBJ9w)
---------------

Hey suke, I just had this process done.

Posted by: Anna at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (ePWRo)

346 Speaking of which, anyone here know about futures and options trading?
Posted by: Curmudgeon


I was duly registered to trade them some 35 years ago.
The answer is DON"T except with a long list of caveats.
It's gotten weird. No one seems to be a fundamentalist, so there's not really two (or three) sides to the markets.
Posted by: MarkY
--------------

A mild counter-comment. I sell covered calls with regularity. If the underlying security is in a stable, established company (Let's call it 'IBM'), and you believe that there is only a low risk of the price deteriorating over a matter of only months, AND, you are not emotionally attached to the security (i.e., you would not mind losing it) then covered calls are a near risk-free bonus.

I always make a point selling options that have an expiration date after the dividend distribution date, so, if the option is exercised, then I still receive that quarter's dividends. It's not free money, but in the market, it is about as close as you can get to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (U2TY5)

347
tutu-pac?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (2Glrq)

348 331 watched some Rodney Dangerfield lately.

"She's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!!!"

"She's so fat, a card came out of the scale, saying One at a Time!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (V2Yro)

--Rodney was a treasure.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (e7oj4)

349 Didn't they just arrest Robert Kraft for spatchcockery?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (I/iGu)

350 spare thought from old thread:

How does a cuck go about making MAGA folks feel bad in the green room? You know?

We're the ones who are the "he fights" faction. You guys are going to what, physically assault someone? Make jokes? You think we can't make jokes back?

meanwhile, once you get on camera you're just going to be embarrassed by your losing loser cuck ways.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (9AcAx)

351
Two Dollar bill-pac?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (2Glrq)

352 Rae Dawn Chong... Quest for Fire, yes????

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (DpEis)

353
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (KCxzN)

354
In most cases, customers will still be able to enjoy CBD-infused products. But regulations are on the way.


Infused with what - his essence?

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Vbw7/)

355 meanwhile, once you get on camera you're just going to be embarrassed by your losing loser cuck ways.
Posted by: Wizards!
----------

Watching Don lemon trying his best to deflect attention from himself the other day was highly amusing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:43 PM (U2TY5)

356 346 Speaking of which, anyone here know about futures and options trading?
Posted by: Curmudgeon

I was duly registered to trade them some 35 years ago.
The answer is DON"T except with a long list of caveats.
It's gotten weird. No one seems to be a fundamentalist, so there's not really two (or three) sides to the markets.
Posted by: MarkY
--------------
A mild counter-comment. I sell covered calls with regularity. If the underlying security is in a stable, established company (Let's call it 'IBM'), and you believe that there is only a low risk of the price deteriorating over a matter of only months, AND, you are not emotionally attached to the security (i.e., you would not mind losing it) then covered calls are a near risk-free bonus.

I always make a point selling options that have an expiration date after the dividend distribution date, so, if the option is exercised, then I still receive that quarter's dividends. It's not free money, but in the market, it is about as close as you can get to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (U2TY5)



I was thinking commodities like soybeans, and I take it that this is no place for amateurs, and that I should stick to blue chips that pay dividends with which I will purchase more stock and just let it grow over time.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ujg0T)

357 352 Rae Dawn Chong... Quest for Fire, yes????
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:41 PM (DpEis)

--and Commando. And she was solely there for eye candy.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:43 PM (e7oj4)

358 @350: "How does a cuck go about making MAGA folks feel bad in the green room? You know?"

They go full fucking Mean Girls, man.

Silent treatment, and hushed mockery between the cool kids followed by awkward giggles, then outright insults after the target doesn't play along.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:43 PM (I/iGu)

359 How long before I get to see Bob Kraft's happy ending tape?

They should play it at Gillette Stadium during TV breaks...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

360
We're the ones who are the "he fights" faction. You guys are going to what, physically assault someone? Make jokes? You think we can't make jokes back?


How's life in the "thought leader" zone?

Looks like you're packin' ... a coupla dozen stones.

Posted by: green room repartee at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Vbw7/)

361
Christ Almighty.


Alexandraderriere Cortez gets her own Comic.

She has superpowers, namely "Donkey Vision."

(no, not really)

But the comic part is true.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (2Glrq)

362 The Spanish aristocracy (like the French aristocracy) always had a problem with snobbery. The Brits' upper class twits are marginally better but still not great.

In the Aztec culture, for all its foibles, you could earn your way into aristocracy through service to the Aztec state. People would call you Margarita-tzin because the Aztec king would sacrifice their kids on a pyramid if they didn't.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)

363 --and Commando. And she was solely there for eye candy.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:43 PM (e7oj4)



And to set up one-liners for Ah-nold:

Rae: What did you do to Scully?

Ah-nold: I let him go.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ujg0T)

364 341---Ana Navarro is the sort that almost gives me sympathy for the Sandinistas. Were I a Nicaraguan peasant oppressed by the likes of her, I might be one too.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:39 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------------
Yep.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Rxduq)

365 R.D.C doable 2018 ?
No

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:45 PM (/rm4P)

366 We're the ones who are the "he fights" faction. You guys are going to what, physically assault someone? Make jokes? You think we can't make jokes back?

How's life in the "thought leader" zone?

----

internal monologue "I will ice this guy out with silence and he will feel my wrath, as it were, for he knows he is not my equal"

me: farts.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:45 PM (9AcAx)

367 Happy Margarita Day!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDe2U)

368 Wiki says Rae Dawn Chng was born 2/28

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (e7oj4)

369 I was thinking commodities like soybeans, and I take it that this is no place for amateurs, and that I should stick to blue chips that pay dividends with which I will purchase more stock and just let it grow over time.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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DRIP's with well-established, stable companies, that pay decent dividends, have been an important part of my planning. It's boring as hell, but I sleep well at night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (2kj6M)

370 Mutual funds safe.
Futures/options risky.

Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ePWRo)

371 Rae Dawn Chong at 57... BRB..

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (DpEis)

372 Kamala's hoohah has had more users than Facebook.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (vcatx)

373 Hah, I just realised, the Aztecs are kind of Japanese in how they insisted on suffixes for proper address to one's peers / superiors / younger associates / etc.

Raymond Feist and Janny Wurts had figured this out first though.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

374 ''He's still flush with cash at the moment, but his high six-figure legal defense, paired with the fines he'll pay to the city for his charade, combined with the fact that the dude is clearly dumb as f--k, leads to me conclude that the probability this dude made wise moves to invest his wealth is near zero.''

He'll be hitting the bottom of the barrel talk shows with all sorts of mea culpas and excuses soon enough

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 06:47 PM (jm1YL)

375 Jeri Ryan is 51 today.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 22, 2019 06:47 PM (JcXHH)

376 >>>Ana Navarro got more Rolls than Beverly Hills<<<

Ana Navarro got more Rolls than Royce.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 06:47 PM (wxZSX)

377 Yep, Rae Dawn looks like Rae Dawn still... older but....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:47 PM (DpEis)

378 181 As an aside I finally figured out who Kirsten Jigglebrand reminds me of. She's like an intersectional female John Edwards with less makeup.

Man, was that a wasted trip to Google images.

Posted by: Zombie Peter Tork at February 22, 2019 06:47 PM (WPm0N)

379 Rae Dawn Chong at 57... BRB..
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (DpEis)

I can't believe Tommy Chong is 81 years old.

Makes one feel their age.

Posted by: Ana at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

380 He'll be hitting the bottom of the barrel talk shows with all sorts of mea culpas and excuses soon enough
------
He's got a very promising career on "where are they now" in about 20 years if he doesn't die shooting smack in an alley before then.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (db5dt)

381 I miss Tony Snow.

He was a gem. I miss him too.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

382 Navarro gots more rolls than King Hawaiian Bakery.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (nDe2U)

383
Ana Navarro got more Rolls than Royce.


Ana Navarro got more rolls than Tootsie.

Posted by: #anasewphat at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Vbw7/)

384 329 Rae Dawn Chong is 57 years.
Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ePWRo)


Nuh uh. She's 29, same as me.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sdi6R)

385 I can't blieve Tommy Chong is still alive.... not as amazed as the Keith Richards entity, but still...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (DpEis)

386 PDT just got the ChiComs to promise to purchase an additional10 million metric tons of America soybeans.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (jm1YL)

387 Ana Navarro so fat, Ball Park Franks got shares of her.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (e7oj4)

388 Happy Birthday George Washington! Thank you for kicking the ever loving shit out of the British.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

389 *also, I think one reason the New World Spanish-descent aristos are so godawful is because back in Spain, their ancestors were rabble. They got over to their patches of the New World with a bad sword and a rusty flintlock, found some natives to boss around, and set themselves up as stationary bandits. Then they fancied themselves lords.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)

390 A thong on Ana would be lost.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (eBJ9w)

391
--Rodney was a treasure.
Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:40 PM (e7oj4)

"My house caught fire, and my wife told the kids, 'Be quiet! You'll wake up Daddy!'"

Posted by: Vanya at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (U7voe)

392 Why a guy like Kraft is at a rub and tug joint within my budget is beyond me. If youre so inclined and have so much money why not bring Jenna Haze out for $20k

Or rent a Playmate of the Decade for a couple of months like he who shall not be named

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (t0DrQ)

393 @181: "As an aside I finally figured out who Kirsten Jigglebrand reminds me of."

Reminds me of Donna Moss (Janel Moloney) from the West Wing, but with a more ruthless streak 'cause she got sick and tired of being everyone else's assistant.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (I/iGu)

394 '' I miss Tony Snow. ''

He was a rare one. So sad he left us so soon.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (jm1YL)

395 Trying to get the PLA army guys to sync their periods, I guess...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:51 PM (DpEis)

396

Dick Van Dyke is still alive.
Jessica Fletcher is still alive.

Both will turn 94 this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:51 PM (2Glrq)

397
I can't believe Tommy Chong is 81 years old.


The missus met him at some comedians' gathering in Toronto about twenty years ago - he's "a lecherous skeev" was the kindest thing she said abiut him.

Posted by: Reality Chex at February 22, 2019 06:51 PM (Vbw7/)

398 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE NEEDS BIG BONES TO SUPPORT HER WEIGHT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at February 22, 2019 06:51 PM (gC2IV)

399 362 The Spanish aristocracy (like the French aristocracy) always had a problem with snobbery. The Brits' upper class twits are marginally better but still not great......

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)
------------------------------
In fairness to the old-style aristocrats, snobbery seems to be a universal, human foible. It just manifests itself in different ways in different cultures.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Rxduq)

400 Ana's dress size is to the power of 10.

Posted by: Ana at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

401 I can't believe Tommy Chong is 81 years old.

Makes one feel their age.
Posted by: Ana at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

--Right?

When I saw how old Rae Dawn was, I did the math.

Remember when Cheech Marin killed it on Jeopardy!?

Oh, and he beat Anderson Pooper on the way.

Posted by: logprof at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (e7oj4)

402 Tommy Chong can't believe Tommy Chong is 81.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (RuIsu)

403 This would have been my father's 100th birthday, He fought in WWII. Came home. Gone too young at 46.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (AllCR)

404

Taunt-O and Chemo Sobby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

405 Mutual funds safe.
Futures/options risky.
Posted by: Big Chief Tablet
---------

That's my lad!

Posted by: John Corzine (D) at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (U7Mh9)

406 OT Rumor that Kamala Harris is Auntie Kamala.
Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 05:55 PM (lE2nd)

Unlikely, except in the casual 'our families hang out' sense. Harris is hardly an uncommon name.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 06:02 PM (uquGJ)

He didn't do it for financial gain. It was political. The question is which wacko Dem was he working with. Redacted phone records ....

Posted by: usa at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (lE2nd)

407 Ana Navarro got more rolls than Tootsie.

Posted by: #anasewphat at February 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Vbw7/)

and Jelly Roll Morton

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (ykq7q)

408 Will CNN suddenly find Ms Navarro severable from employment?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2019 06:52 PM (PkIg+)

409 Had cherry pie this morning for George's birthday.
He is probably rolling in his grave for what has become of the country.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (/rm4P)

410 396

Dick Van Dyke is still alive.
Jessica Fletcher is still alive.

Both will turn 94 this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:51 PM (2Glrq)

Julie Andrews is still alive at 83...

And I always wanted Bert to Nail that Tease Mary Poppins...

Posted by: Don Q at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

411 Nathan Phillips is going to get his ass deposed and sued and the first lefty org that comes to his aid is going on the docket as well.

Bang that drum. asshole.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (eBJ9w)

412

wiki is showing "comic" Brody Stevens as mort

but it might be a gag

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (2Glrq)

413 fyi, update - Sean T at RCP, the guy Ace posted about on previous thread about what the NeverTrump endgame is, just put out another thread.

Know why?

Because Jonah G at NRO pounced, making excuses for the Bulwark.

Thread is here:
https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/1099089191059771392

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (786Ro)

414 Why a guy like Kraft is at a rub and tug joint within my budget is beyond me. If youre so inclined and have so much money why not bring Jenna Haze out for $20k

---

that is the funny thing, Kraft is a horny bastard who does rent his girlfriends (I like Jenna but she's probably not at the 20K mark anymore).

This seems like a spur of the moment boner

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (9AcAx)

415 you know, it's sad that in today's trump's america, a tribal elder like robert Kraft would be surrounded and mocked by folks

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:54 PM (9AcAx)

416 Happy Birthday to Fen's dad! May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2019 06:54 PM (gC2IV)

417 389 *also, I think one reason the New World Spanish-descent aristos are so godawful is because back in Spain, their ancestors were rabble. They got over to their patches of the New World with a bad sword and a rusty flintlock, found some natives to boss around, and set themselves up as stationary bandits. Then they fancied themselves lords.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)



IIRC, historian Niall Ferguson thought the two big differences between Anglo North America and Latin America were:
1. Wide distribution of property, and
2. Common law as opposed to the edict of the latest dictator.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 06:54 PM (ujg0T)

418 Virginia GOP Says Dems Blocking Efforts to Investigate Rape Claims Against Justin Fairfax

-
Well, I'll be go to hell!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

419 385 I can't blieve Tommy Chong is still alive.... not as amazed as the Keith Richards entity, but still...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (DpEis)


Soon to be aired on the CO health herbs channel.

Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:54 PM (ePWRo)

420 367 Happy Margarita Day!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDe2U)
----------------------------
Why, thank you, Mr. AF!

But I must admit that we at Chez Margarita are celebrating George Washington's Birthday instead.
Cherry pie on Feb 22 always!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

421 388 Happy Birthday George Washington! Thank you for kicking the ever loving shit out of the British.
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

Six foot eight
Weighs a fucking ton

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

422 In the Aztec culture, for all its foibles, you could earn your way into aristocracy through service to the Aztec state. People would call you Margarita-tzin because the Aztec king would sacrifice their kids on a pyramid if they didn't.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ykYG2)


And, let's face it, that was no idle threat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Fear Mongrel at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (AQVpU)

423
#wearealltribalelders

Posted by: Nathan's famous! at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Vbw7/)

424 420

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

Soooo....Wasted Away on cherry pie.......

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:57 PM (DpEis)

425 This seems like a spur of the moment boner

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 22, 2019 06:53 PM (9AcAx)



BC, see smoke signal, smoke say set up.

Posted by: Big Chief Tablet with pencil in hand @ no math at February 22, 2019 06:57 PM (ePWRo)

426 The Aztecs... seemed nice...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:58 PM (DpEis)

427
Ana "Dredge Me In Flour and Aim For The Wet Spot" Navarro

Posted by: yeah, that's rude at February 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Vbw7/)

428 But I must admit that we at Chez Margarita are celebrating George Washington's Birthday instead.
Cherry pie on Feb 22 always!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

I have the hatchet that Washington used to chop down that cherry tree. The head broke and had to be replaced and then the handle cracked and also was replaced. It still occupies the same space though. ( Steven Wright joke I believe)

Posted by: Ana at February 22, 2019 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

429


nudenflugen

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 06:59 PM (2Glrq)

430
Soooo....Wasted Away on cherry pie.......


Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 06:57 PM (DpEis)



mmmmm Bobbie Brown.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 07:00 PM (TAmPV)

431 Cherry pie on Feb 22 always!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Rxduq)

Phone number?

Posted by: Warrant at February 22, 2019 07:01 PM (e7oj4)

432 Ana Navarro deserves to be thrown on the burning trash heap of 21st Century 'history' for supporting this fraud.

Let her burn . . .

Posted by: MAGA Overlord of DOOM - Master of the Burning Pyres; - Stop the Witch Hunt - Stop the Coup ! at February 22, 2019 07:34 PM (urS61)

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