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Justice4Jussie: Smollett Being Written Out of Season's Final Two Episodes; Rest of Cast Allegedly Furious That Smollett Lied to Them and Embarrassed Them, Per TMZ

He wanted to be more famous. He succeeded.


Fox just announced it's scratching Smollett from the end of the current season. The statement says, "The events of the past few weeks have been incredibly emotional for all of us. Jussie has been an important member of our EMPIRE family for the past five years and we care about him deeply. While these allegations are very disturbing, we are placing our trust in the legal system as the process plays out."

The statement continues, "We are also aware of the effects of this process on the cast and crew members who work on our show and to avoid further disruption on set, we have decided to remove the role of 'Jamal' from the final two episodes of the season."

...

Jussie Smollett betrayed the trust of his "Empire" coworkers and damaged the show's image, and now several cast members want him written off immediately ... according to our sources.

We're told many of the "Empire" actors are "f**king furious" and feel if FOX honchos don't fire Jussie, he should quit on his own ... because he doesn't deserve a spot on the hit show.

Apparently Jussie emotionally confessed to his colleagues that he was totally, totally innocent of everything.


Tucker Carlson took the opportunity to have some fun at the expense of Jussie Smollett's superfan/stalker, Don LeMon.

"Yes, he's a highly-paid news anchor with his own TV show; yet like Jussie Smollett, Don LeMon is a holy victim. So there's a mad scramble over who is the victim here. Who is the victim? Well, there is one. What Smollett did was not a victimless crime. There's no such thing as that. An entire group of people did get slandered by this hoax. People with the wrong political beliefs and the wrong skin color. Smollett and his many defenders savagely attacked these people and are not apologizing for doing it. Instead they are telling you, you hear this everywhere, that the real losers here are the authentic victims of hate crimes who won’t be believed the next time.

"What about the innocent Americans they just poured venom on for two weeks because it matched some bigoted stereotypes they had about middle America? What about them? There's no mention of them," Carlson added. "Don LeMon would very much like to keep up those attacks on those people. Attacking them allows him to feel oppressed. That is why when Smollett was finally caught, Lemon reacted in a very puzzling way. He didn’t seem especially concerned that his buddy had lied to further divide the country to hurt America--which he did--no, that wasn't the real problem. The real problem, according to Don Lemon, is that Smollett’s arrest might discredit the cult of victimhood."

Video at the link.

Jussie Smollett did some psychic precognitatin' this past October:






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:07 PM




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1 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:08 PM (ykq7q)

2
INfamous!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:09 PM (twnGp)

3 will no one rid us of this meddlesome Smollett?

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 22, 2019 01:09 PM (9HuGt)

4 Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

This guy played a very stupid game.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

5 Well, he could land a role in Titicut Follies, perhaps.

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:10 PM (DpEis)

6 1 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:08 PM (ykq7q)

Only because I remember that stupid show he and all of his brother/sisters were in back in the 90s.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

7 MUMR was there, then he wasn't

like a bad acid flashback, man

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (9HuGt)

8 Funenjoyment!

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

9
Only because I remember that stupid show he and all of his brother/sisters were in back in the 90s.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

Horsin' around?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

10 So....Furious eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (0tfLf)

11 Glad I've never watched one fucking episode of that dogshit show.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

12 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:08 PM (ykq7q)


Was just thinking this. I knew there was a show called "Empire" - about what I had no idea - and equally clueless about the cast.

Even after seeing pics of this guy here - I couldn't tell you what else he's ever been in. Thought he looked a bit like Lenny Kravitz.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (6ujEi)

13 Rest of Cast Allegedly Furious
That was fast.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (LL1Be)

14 It's not my fault! My agent told me that any publicity is good publicity. I'm the victim here!--Juss Another Negro Race Hustler.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (3sjI6)

15 Empire, from its very inception, was an idiotic garbage-show of interest to only a very narrow demographic -- middle-class blacks aged 35-50.

No one else gives a hoot about soul-music record production and rap record moguls.

In addition to the esoteric setting, it's just a rehash of every soap opera plot ever devised -- the should have just called it Afro-Dallas.

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (c+2jX)

16 Now he can head up the drama club at Joliet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (gC2IV)

17 *warming feet by this dumpster fire*

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (zuVZw)

18 Don LeMon > Don Limon

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

19 Yeah, not buying the other cast members " rage"... I suspect he was a preening little Diva on the set.... probably more like " Good Riddance, Prancer..."

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (DpEis)

20

I can't believe that in 2019 a black gay man, or a gay black man, is being railroaded over and over again, hard and fast.

Don Lemond is right to feel like he is getting the shaft.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (ikxxu)

21 Smollett Being Written Out of Season's Final Two Episodes
In 2019 America.....You sure they allowed to do that to Fruit Cake?




Posted by: KIM at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (lMn1U)

22 Rest of Cast Allegedly Furious


---


You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

23 You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (KUaJL)


Same here.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (wCmLp)

24 The left is very disappointed

Disappointed that America is not a racist wasteland

The goodwill between blacks and whites will be victim here

It does have bounds and the black community is testing them

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (RZ6R1)

25 Oh, there's going to be some crying all right, mostly from Jussie's agent and financial manager.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (RD7QR)

26 Why should the cast be furious? I have it on his authority that black people never lie about racism.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (vcatx)

27 smollett is claiming he bought drugs from the nigerians. the defense strategy may be to paint the nigerians as drug dealers demanding payment, that the $3,500 wasn't enough so they beat him up.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (Pg+x7)

28 15
Empire, from its very inception, was an idiotic garbage-show of interest
to only a very narrow demographic -- middle-class blacks aged 35-50.



No one else gives a hoot about soul-music record production and rap record moguls.



In addition to the esoteric setting, it's just a rehash of every
soap opera plot ever devised -- the should have just called it
Afro-Dallas.

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (c+2jX)


The who shot Biggie Small episode was Baller.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (ymnmz)

29 Repost from today's Daily Rant:

Black comedian acts out Jussie Smollett attack:

https://tinyurl.com/yxmxe4eb

I thought it was kind of funny for a short clip.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (AllCR)

30
Let's put it another way: what was the last proven "hate crime" against a member of an Identity Group we've heard about?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (N52rY)

31 Wow I'm surprised. I thought they were furious because he was being written out. Instead it's because they won't his ass bounced.

Good for them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (4ErVI)

32
When it became so obvious that all the allegations against Kavanaugh were bogus, the Fake News spun it by saying the hearings prompted "thousands" of woman to "come forward" and tell us of their victimhood of sexual assaults.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (TSVSb)

33 Yeah, not buying the other cast members " rage"... I suspect he was a preening little Diva on the set.... probably more like " Good Riddance, Prancer..."
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (DpEis)


I can see them being pissed because it's negative publicity for the show, and they don't want to be caught in any backlash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (wCmLp)

34 Disappointed that America is not a racist wasteland



The goodwill between blacks and whites will be victim here


This too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (LL1Be)

35 So. . . they are made Jussie made *them* look bad, but they're totes OK that Jussie made *us* look bad two weeks ago?



#Courage

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

36 I don't expect anything better from Don Lemon. Just like I don't expect anything better from Kamala Harris and Corey Booker. They're all members of a race-baiting cabal.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (vkS2Z)

37 He swore to G-d he "didn't do this"?

I'm not wearing any metal objects around this guy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (ykYG2)

38 Glad I've never watched one fucking episode of that dogshit show.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)
........

This.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

39 Jussie Smollett betrayed the trust of his "Empire" coworkers and damaged the show's image, and now several cast members want him written off immediately ... according to our sources.


That's what I said earlier about a "morals" clause.
You start costing people coin and your ass is gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (Y5LDn)

40 But, But, But....
Robert Kraft!!11!!
(Wait and see..)

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:15 PM (DpEis)

41 Oh, baby it's cold outside. No, not really But wait, it may be coming your way.

It's all weather bell, even the nic.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y39n9cva
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6qyne2p

Posted by: Ol' Man Winter at February 22, 2019 01:15 PM (ePWRo)

42 Smollett is gonna get the Don Lemon treatment in prison because he's a black hole...amiright

Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 22, 2019 01:15 PM (aiyac)

43 22 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

You know . . . reading ace's headline, I assumed that the cast was furious that Jussie was being written out, not that they were furious at HIM.

Nice to see I assumed wrongly.

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (zuVZw)

44
Well, at least I didn't get caught getting a handjob from an Asian massage parlor hooker!

*Sniff*

*Flounces out*

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (UFLLM)

45
#35. THIS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (OLCnA)

46 I'm sorry, but arresting a billionaire for a massage parlor happy ending is the last straw. What are we, the USSR? This is the birthplace of freedom, damnit!

#LetRobertGetJerked

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (5+aUI)

47 Charles Barkley's goof check written to Muggers with Mugging supplies in memo line was hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

48 You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

Ditto for me. I expected they would have been fully behind the "he was framed" narrative. If the security camera was facing the right way to film the "attack", they probably would have been.

Posted by: beroat at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (gJAok)

49 Meter readings, currently:

Fox-orchestrated publicity stunt to generate viewers for a failing show -- 5% likelihood

Jussie Smollett is an attention whore and racist SJW agent provocateur -- 92% likelihood

Jussie Smollett wanted fame to get more salary and keep his role on the show -- 3% likelihood

It's just a "cry for help" -- 0% likelihood

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (c+2jX)

50 Rest of Cast Allegedly Furious


---


You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.

-
I just assumed that they were supporting the brother against the Man. I'm both surprised and pleased to see that I was wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)

51 24 The left is very disappointed

Disappointed that America is not a racist wasteland

The goodwill between blacks and whites will be victim here

It does have bounds and the black community is testing them
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (RZ6R1)

If the Demoncrats goal is to throw Blacks under the bus PERMANENTLY, then this it's a brilliant strategy on their part.

They don't need them any more now that they have Hispanics and Middle Easterners are their replacement Voting Bloc, so now they just rile them up to act out until white folk decide it's time to retaliate.

And suddenly, the Demoncrats don't have to pretend they don't hate black people anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

52 His next act will be holding a sign that says fight for 15.


Enjoy.

Posted by: Ha at February 22, 2019 01:17 PM (MAstk)

53 He swore to G-d he "didn't do this"?

I'm not wearing any metal objects around this guy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Crackle crackle ZOT!!!!!!


Talk about smelling ozone.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:17 PM (Y5LDn)

54 Yeah that Tucker vid was pretty good. Saw it last night.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (t6MX/)

55
But this will be the perfect time for Fake News to tell us Hey, Hate Crimes Are Real And Not A Laughing Matter -- Here Are The "Facts:"



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (TSVSb)

56 A rabbit screams when a coyote in a MAGA hat beats him at a Subway restaurant at 2am.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (wxZSX)

57 40 But, But, But....
Robert Kraft!!11!!
(Wait and see..)
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:15 PM (DpEis)

Robert Kraft is going to pay a higher price for his crime than Justin Fairfax will for his.

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (zuVZw)

58 If Don Lemon wants to stop feeling oppressed he could just give himself a fancy title like "Grand Wizard of CNN".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (uEbPt)

59 So we just doing auditions in prison now?

heh.

Posted by: no one, ever at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (LL1Be)

60 smollett is claiming he bought drugs from the nigerians. the defense strategy may be to paint the nigerians as drug dealers demanding payment, that the $3,500 wasn't enough so they beat him up.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


The defense strategy was that he paid a drug dealer by check? Really!?!

Posted by: The Lorax at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (6rX0K)

61 49 Meter readings, currently:

Fox-orchestrated publicity stunt to generate viewers for a failing show -- 5% likelihood

Jussie Smollett is an attention whore and racist SJW agent provocateur -- 92% likelihood

Jussie Smollett wanted fame to get more salary and keep his role on the show -- 3% likelihood

It's just a "cry for help" -- 0% likelihood
Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (c+2jX)

According to Rush, Jussie's mother was part of the old Black Panther Party, and a colleague of Angela Davis, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (UnA8+)

62
You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM


Me three. But I saw a couple of African American athletes poking fun at Juicy last night and I realized, along with this clue, that gay don't play with African Americans.

He's getting zero sympathy for being a dumbass.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)

63 If the Demoncrats goal is to throw Blacks under the bus PERMANENTLY, then this it's a brilliant strategy on their part.

They don't need them any more now that they have Hispanics and Middle Easterners are their replacement Voting Bloc, so now they just rile them up to act out until white folk decide it's time to retaliate.

And suddenly, the Demoncrats don't have to pretend they don't hate black people anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

Cynicism much?

Posted by: Machiavelli at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (vkS2Z)

64 It amazes me, the things Tucker Carlson gets away with -- telling the truth in a time of universal deception, I mean. I'm sure the SJWs scream, but for some reason the network hasn't fired him thanks to their nagging.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (7MRhd)

65 has he explained the check to the Nigerians?
or how he mistook them for white MAGA men?
long list of Jussie problems, but I'd support a reduced sentence if he would "wear a wire" next time he talks to Kamala or Cory ... and get them to admit they were in on it, to push the "Lynching Law".


"yeah Kamala, it didn't go as we planned, but don't worry, I'll keep your name out of it.


Thanks Jussie, I owe you, I'll make some calls".


they should be locked up, with Hillary and Comey and ...

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (Cus5s)

66 I love a happy ending! *snif*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (Hx3Yn)

67 But this will be the perfect time for Fake News to tell us Hey, Hate Crimes Are Real And Not A Laughing Matter -- Here Are The "Facts:"



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Number #7 will shock you!

Posted by: Meh. It's a living at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (6rX0K)

68
The Hate Crime Hoaxes continue Unabated.

Just yesterday, all of Fake News ran with this fake story:

"Southern Poverty Law Center Says Hate Groups At Highest Levels In 20 Years"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (TSVSb)

69 23 You know, it says something very sad about the state of the country that I actually had to read the rest of the paragraph because I couldn't be sure whether they were going to be furious at Jussie or at Fox.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

Same here.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (wCmLp)


Ditto.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (xjiRE)

70 Yeah... Black people.... it will probably not be so good for you now that you have slipped to #3, trending down towards 4, in the Demographics hierarchy...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (DpEis)

71 66 I love a happy ending! *snif*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (Hx3Yn)

So does Robert Kraft.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

72 66
I love a happy ending! *snif*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (Hx3Yn)

#MeToo

Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (t6MX/)

73 >>The left is very disappointed
Disappointed that America is not a racist wasteland




The Left is also wishing for the Dow to drop because it would make Trump look bad.


When they hear there's a mass shooting they pray it's not a jihadi because that would confirm what Trump has said about immigrants from terrorist states.


They wish a lot of bad news and harm to America if it could benefit them politically.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

74 47
Charles Barkley's goof check written to Muggers with Mugging supplies in memo line was hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

Just the concept of 'mugging supplies' is precious.

Posted by: A quartermaster 25 percent of the time at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (8iiMU)

75 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (IXZGh)

76 He swore to G-d he "didn't do this"?

-
The Kwanza God?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)

77
If Don Lemon wants to stop feeling oppressed he could just give himself a fancy title like "Grand Wizard of CNN".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (uEbPt)


Count Chocula is already taken.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)

78 Woot!

Jussie: "We have these fear mongrels."

LOLOLOLOL

Someone introduce him to the word "mongers."

Bwahahaha

Would a fear mongrel be a dog who is afraid or a dog who causes fear?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (nRWPy)

79 60 "...paid drug dealers by check. really?..."

the goal will be to discredit the main witnesses against him, the nigerians, and create reasonable doubt. enough, at least, for a hung jury.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (Pg+x7)

80 68
"Southern Poverty Law Center Says Hate Groups At Highest Levels In 20 Years"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:19 PM (TSVSb)


Well, sure, because SPLC keeps adding to their list.

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (xjiRE)

81 Yeah... Black people.... it will probably not be so good for you now
that you have slipped to #3, trending down towards 4, in the
Demographics hierarchy...


Intersectionality giveth and Intersectionality taketh away.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (LL1Be)

82 Black comedian acts out Jussie Smollett attack

Ham. And. Cheeeeze.

LOL!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (ykYG2)

83
It has become a Race for which Hoax can be pushed the farthest, Hate Crimes or Global Warming.

Hate Crimes are at their highest levels this year!!!

This was the hottest year on record!!!


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (TSVSb)

84 Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (Pg+x7)

Which would be much more in line with our initial expectations. Even if it was a drug-related beating you'd expect him to notify the security guy he'd been attacked though. He must be the world's laziest actor to not finish out the scene.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (uquGJ)

85 KONICHIWA BITCHES!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

86 A lying Hollywood no talent leftist POS


He will be very hard to replace

a rare breed, very rare

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (RZ6R1)

87 77
If Don Lemon wants to stop feeling oppressed he could just give himself a fancy title like "Grand Wizard of CNN".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:18 PM (uEbPt)


Count Chocula is already taken.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)


The Chocolate Moose... Out front.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

88 78 Someone introduce him to the word "mongers."

Bwahahaha

Would a fear mongrel be a dog who is afraid or a dog who causes fear?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (nRWPy)

Ironically, it would be Jussie himself.

His dad's a Russian.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

89

KONICHIWA!~!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (TSVSb)

90 Wifey had Fox on this morning and on it, I just about heard the latest on the Jolly Smolly story. "The prosecution *claims* that Jolly set up his own attack".

Rich, isn't it? Now the prosecution "claims". For a week or so, the lie was the truth. But now? The truth might be a lie. Guess we have to tune in to the next episode to find out.

This is Leftardia in 2019.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (uEbPt)

91 49 Meter readings, currently:
Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (c+2jX)

What's the likelihood that "Jussie Smollett wanted to pull a 'Reichstag Fire' in order to get Kamala Harris' anti'-lynching bill passed"?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (zuVZw)

92 Jussie was perfectly willing to send two white guys to prison for a crime they didn't commit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (pUDQf)

93 It's a sad state of affairs when Terrence Howard sounds like the most sensible cast member of that show

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

94 91
49 Meter readings, currently:

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:16 PM (c+2jX)



What's the likelihood that "Jussie Smollett wanted to pull a
'Reichstag Fire' in order to get Kamala Harris' anti'-lynching bill
passed"?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (zuVZw)

15%

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

95 >>The Hate Crime Hoaxes continue Unabated.



Oh, check out what ANTIFA did in Minneapolis, a hoax hate protest:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nmd7wu

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (W+vEI)

96 RESIST WE MUCH!!!!

Posted by: Al the Reverend Sharpton at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (RzUqr)

97 Maybe......Gang Rape on Cell Block D will be real "Hate Crime" to blame Trump for?

Posted by: KIM at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (lMn1U)

98 He got what he wanted. He's famous now. Have fun with it asshole.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (9m9TT)

99

Kinichiwa!

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Kinichiwa at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (TSVSb)

100 Watch the mashup. This was an audition. He was playing his greatest role yet. He was vying for the role of "making Owebama's dream a reality" and getting the race war in full swing.

He's an evil, demented piece of shit that will hopefully, get his comeuppance VERY soon.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (IXZGh)

101 1 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:08 PM (ykq7q)

I certainly hadn't. And now I know him as a lying. race-baiting POS.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

102 Count Chocula is already taken.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)

You owe me a new mouthful of Cheddar Ruffles.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (uEbPt)

103 66 I love a happy ending! *snif*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019

*
*
I must have a truly dirty mind. Every single time a character on Once Upon a Time, especially any of the female characters, said those words, I immediately flashed on, well, let's just say the words "massage" and "parlor" were part of it.

Especially when Lana Parilla said it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (7MRhd)

104
Kamaltoe video of her answering reporters questions about Juicy:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1098681771137421313

/ She doesn't. Even though asked repeatedly. Presidential material. Not. Another lying bitch.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (jYje5)

105 Glad I've never watched one fucking episode of that dogshit show.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)


I didn't even know it existed.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (nRWPy)

106 " When the Truth is found, to be Lies...
and all the Love, within you Dies...."

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (DpEis)

107 The goodwill between blacks and whites will be victim here

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (RZ6R1)

What goodwill between blacks and whites? What alternate universe do you live in?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (3sjI6)

108 88 78 Someone introduce him to the word "mongers."

Bwahahaha

Would a fear mongrel be a dog who is afraid or a dog who causes fear?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (nRWPy)

Ironically, it would be Jussie himself.

His dad's a Russian.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (UnA8+)


And Jewish, sadly.

Jew-see what I mean?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (zBaqJ)

109 Which would be much more in line with our initial
expectations. Even if it was a drug-related beating you'd expect him to
notify the security guy he'd been attacked though. He must be the
world's laziest actor to not finish out the scene.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (uquGJ)

Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals. And talk to their "victim" before and after the "attack."

Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

110 KONICHIWA BITCHES!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge


And in staying with our German language learning:

Konichiwasturmenfurherflamwerfer huninnen!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (Y5LDn)

111 106 " When the Truth is found, to be Lies...
and all the Love, within you Dies...."
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (DpEis)

BURMA SHAVE.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

112
Oh, check out what ANTIFA did in Minneapolis, a hoax hate protest:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2nmd7wu



Posted by: Lizzy



The Left has become THEATER, literally.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (TSVSb)

113 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?

Posted by: BignJames


Nope.

Mission Accomplished.

Of course he will now be known as the guy who got "rotisseried" 15 times per day during his jail time.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (BF9rg)

114 106 " When the Truth is found, to be Lies...
and all the Love, within you Dies...."

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (DpEis)

I just want somebody to love!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (Kpl3J)

115 What's the likelihood that "Jussie Smollett wanted to pull a
'Reichstag Fire' in order to get Kamala Harris' anti'-lynching bill
passed"?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (zuVZw)

75%

And to create a narrative incident for 2020

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (nRWPy)

116 His lawyers are equally contemptuous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (kG5hP)

117 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2019 01:14 PM (N52rY)

They always bring up the Dylan Root (Roof?) mass shooting, but that seems to be it. Pretty much everything else that hit the news was anti-Jewish and non-MAGA related.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (uquGJ)

118 111

BURMA SHAVE.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM (UnA8+)


LOL!!!!

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (DpEis)

119 2019 is going to be 22nd "hottest year on record" in a row, yet the Warmists have admitted there has been a pause in Global Warming. <thinking emoji>

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (uEbPt)

120 Jussie was perfectly willing to send two white guys to prison for a crime they didn't commit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


You're doing it ALL WRONG.

Posted by: To Kill A Mockingbird at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (6rX0K)

121 The goodwill between blacks and whites will be victim here

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:13 PM (RZ6R1)

What goodwill between blacks and whites? What alternate universe do you live in?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


That went to shit in 2009 thanks to that Jug Eared Fuck.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Y5LDn)

122 What goodwill between blacks and whites? What alternate universe do you live in?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (3sjI6)

There's still goodwill between blacks and whites. Nobody I know blames all black Americans for Smollett's stupidity. I'd sooner blame all dems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (t6MX/)

123 Thought he looked a bit like Lenny Kravitz.

--

Lenny Kravitz is very good looking.
Juicy Smollett is not.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (JoUsr)

124
Jussie was perfectly willing to send two white guys to prison for a crime they didn't commit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2019 01:22 PM (pUDQf)


IF there had been two white guys in the area who just happened to be walking home from a night out their lives would be ruined by now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (TAmPV)

125 He's an evil, demented piece of shit that will hopefully, get his comeuppance VERY soon.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (IXZGh)

Just to be clear, when you say "get his comeuppance VERY soon", you do mean "ass raped repeatedly in prison", don't you?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (3sjI6)

126 Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals. And talk to their "victim" before and after the "attack."

Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

Someone said earlier that they almost used gasoline, and changed to bleach at the last minute, and I keep picturing that flaming skateboard try from a couple days ago. With Yakkity Sax playing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)

127 114 106 " When the Truth is found, to be Lies...
and all the Love, within you Dies...."

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (DpEis)

I just want somebody to love!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019

*
*
"Tears rolling up and down your vest,
"And your friends, baby,
"They treat you like a guest--"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (7MRhd)

128 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (QkjLD)

129 120
Jussie was perfectly willing to send two white guys to prison for a crime they didn't commit.



Posted by: AlaBAMA





You're doing it ALL WRONG.

Posted by: To Kill A Mockingbird at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (6rX0K)


What side of his face did Jusse beat himself on? Could he have done it if he was left handed?

We may never know.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

130 His dad's a Russian.

-
So Trump's behid it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

131

In the future, you can alert us to a nood in German with:

Achtung! Nackt!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (TSVSb)

132 They wish a lot of bad news and harm to America if it could benefit them politically.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

Not only wish. They create it.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (uEbPt)

133 Wifey had Fox on this morning and on it, I just about heard the latest
on the Jolly Smolly story.


This is a problem.

I like some background noise in the morn. But I'm running out of channels. ESPN slips in too much politics. The major network shows are out. Wife is starting to get wise about my feelings regarding a certain ginger sans soul on the local morning show.

I'm in a bind, people.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (6ujEi)

134 The dude was willing to let his BROTHER take the rap for his DUI......

This man is not human. He's a POS. He's not worthy of the greatness that is human existence.

Rot in Hell, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (IXZGh)

135 The fetid left fever swamp is wishcasting that Trump snuck out of Mar-la-go to go to the same rub and tug.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (25Dt7)

136
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:21 PM (uquGJ)

He'd have looked a while lot worse, too. That's what made me suspicious; he didn't even look like he'd been beat, to me. I figured his Grindr date got a little outta control, and he needed a cover story to stay away from work a few days.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (2fwWU)

137 I see the black community is failing spectacularly in their response to the Jesse Smullet hoax.


Typical response: "shrug, oh well, the Presidents a racist!!! WHERE'S MUH REPARATIONS???!!!!


Gee, I wonder what's going to happen when white people become the minority?


Real head sratcher.

Posted by: Rocker Blocker at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (xSIRO)

138 I"m amazed that people here actually watch commercial television. But I salute you for your bravery and psychological hardiness and ability to endure.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at February 22, 2019 01:27 PM (k3g2v)

139 Especially when Lana Parilla said it.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM

**************

Yum!

I love how for the first three seasons all Jennifer Goodwin wore were yoga pants.
Daaaaamn!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (0tfLf)

140 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (QkjLD)

Fuck off. Can't be true.

Time to bring those odds up to 100%, dagny.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (uEbPt)

141 >>Jussie was perfectly willing to send two white guys to prison for a crime they didn't commit.




He was perfectly intent on confirming the new narrative that anyone wearing a MAGA hat = KKK member.

And once someone has been deemed a Nazi or KKK, nothing you can do to them is off-limits (punch, kick, etc.). Dude was making sure the target on Trump supporters' heads was firmly in place.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

142 Trump 2020 campaign thanks Jussie for his in-kind contribution.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (m/Gc2)

143 126
Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals. And talk to their "victim" before and after the "attack."



Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)



Someone said earlier that they almost used gasoline, and changed to
bleach at the last minute, and I keep picturing that flaming skateboard
try from a couple days ago. With Yakkity Sax playing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)

That was me, at least in part. Heard it reported on the five or something. Haven't seen the evidence. But it was funny that they only thought THAT part of the plan had some drawbacks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (t6MX/)

144 I order all my coffee from MAGA country -- Intelligentsia Coffee, headquartered in Chicago, IL.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (Xqo6t)

145 126 Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals. And talk to their "victim" before and after the "attack."

Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

Someone said earlier that they almost used gasoline, and changed to bleach at the last minute, and I keep picturing that flaming skateboard try from a couple days ago. With Yakkity Sax playing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm thinking of "Zoolander" when he described how his model friends died in a tragic, good-natured, gasoline fight

Posted by: josephistan at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (7HtZB)

146 Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.

-
That screwball conspiracy theory is looking less screwbally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

147 Jew-see what I mean?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM


ISWJewDT...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (p+Wdc)

148 Gee, I wonder what's going to happen when white people become the minority?

South Africa will look like rationally-governed paradise.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (LL1Be)

149 I"m amazed that people here actually watch commercial television. But I salute you for your bravery and psychological hardiness and ability to endure.
Posted by: Skookumchuk


We wanna hear about the ginger.

Posted by: The Horde at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (6rX0K)

150 In these times of strained race ( among others) relations.... I prefer to think on Denzel Washington, rather than Spike Lee, or Jussie Smollett.... to remain slightly hopeful...

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (DpEis)

151 I didn't intend that ambiguity in the headline. I rewrote it to make it clear they're furious at Smollett.

Sorry I baited people. It was accidental.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)

152 In addition to the esoteric setting, it's just a
rehash of every soap opera plot ever devised -- the should have just
called it Afro-Dallas. Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:12 PM (c+2jX)
=====

When it started, the 'hook' was the matriarch was out of prison because she sacrificed to keep the business going. I think it was second episode where it really became incoherent. After that, times and whatever who cares. Too bad about the Taraji actor, she was good and likeable in a lot of stuff. Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (MIKMs)

153
I'm glad he did this in January 2019 instead of the end of October 2020.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (TSVSb)

154 128 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (QkjLD)

I don't think so.

Their mother isn't part Indian, AFAIK.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

155 139 Especially when Lana Parilla said it.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM

**************

Yum!

I love how for the first three seasons all Jennifer Goodwin wore were yoga pants.
Daaaaamn!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019

*
*
OUaT had some of the loveliest women on TV at that time. Almost as good as the lineup on House, which Jennifer Morrison was also in, along with Olivia Wilde and Lisa Epstein.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (7MRhd)

156 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 201
9 01:26 PM (QkjLD)


What?

Kamala: 1/2 Jamaican 1/2 Indian- (dot)
Smollett: 1/2 Russian Joo and 1/2 ?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

157 Just an observation. old jessie did a shitty yob of beating the shit out of himself.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (cOLvd)

158 According to Smollett's kooky way of thinking -- a racist white person would pour bleach on a black person in order to "turn him white"??

Is that the rationale behind the bleach aspect?

If I was a racist white person, the LAST thing I'd want is to transform Jussie Smollett into a fellow white person.

Posted by: zombie at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (c+2jX)

159 The dude was willing to let his BROTHER take the rap for his DUI......



Like that would ever work. The cop would be going, "that ain't who I stopped and gave a field sobriety test to".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (Y5LDn)

160 "Jussie's mother was part of the old Black Panther Party, and a colleague of Angela Davis, so..."

interesting ... very interesting. Parts of that movement were maybe good, but a lot has changed since the 60's.


Jussie is on the wrong side of history.

This is not who we are.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (Cus5s)

161
Fox this morning was reporting that Jussie was late for the assault and the two brothers had to stand there for awhile until he showed up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (TAmPV)

162 And in staying with our German language learning:

Konichiwasturmenfurherflamwerfer huninnen!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:24 PM
************

That's worth zwei biers bitte!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (0tfLf)

163 JUICY IS CAMEL-TOE'S NEPHEW?!?!?!



OMFG. POPCORN ALL AROUND

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)

164 Hearing that Kraft is not the biggest name caught up in the Florida prostitution sting... Athlete? Politician? Bill Clinton? Carlos Danger on his first day out of prison?

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (uloIh)

165 Kamala the Ugandan Warrior said she is sad, disappointed, and frustrated at the news of Smollett's arrest.


Yeah, I bet you are. See you next Tuesday.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (t6MX/)

166 156 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 201
9 01:26 PM (QkjLD)


What?

Kamala: 1/2 Jamaican 1/2 Indian- (dot)
Smollett: 1/2 Russian Joo and 1/2 ?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

Yeah, I don't think that's true.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

167 No worries ace. The only guy getting in trouble for being bated is Bob Kraft.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (5+aUI)

168 "They always bring up the Dylan Root (Roof?) mass shooting..."

And one of his beefs was his inability to find other white supremacists who wanted to ve violent.

Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (WH3sL)

169
No thoughts or 'ments on the wet girl on fire playing the saxophone to the Harry Mudd lookalikes?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (TSVSb)

170 156 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 201
9 01:26 PM (QkjLD)


What?

Kamala: 1/2 Jamaican 1/2 Indian- (dot)
Smollett: 1/2 Russian Joo and 1/2 ?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)


1 Jigger(!!) of Kahlua,
1 Jigger (!!!) of Vodka
1 dash of Manishewitz Concord Grape

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (zBaqJ)

171 There's still goodwill between blacks and whites. Nobody I know blames all black Americans for Smollett's stupidity. I'd sooner blame all dems.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (t6MX/)

I guess you haven't noticed that Whites have been the victim of every race hoaxes since Tawana Braley. And most of those race hoaxes have been perpetuated by blacks. And yet, Whites are the beneficiaries of White Privilege and blacks are oppressed people. Funny, cuz all the White people I know have recognized this and have re-evaluated the "goodwill" they had toward blacks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (3sjI6)

172 >>Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.


Link?
Not mentioned on IMDB.
That sounds a little too good to be true.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

173 There's still goodwill between blacks and whites. Nobody I know blames all black Americans for Smollett's stupidity. I'd sooner blame all dems."

Fun factoid never noted in the press: (and I want to take pains to point out that this is NOT meant to denigrate any racial or ethnic group, far from it)

BUT - Jussie Smollett's father was White, and Jewish. Seriously - just like Obama, Jussie is only half black at best. Maybe that's why he felt compelled to work so hard to establish his "blackness".

(the Nigerian brothers who he's now trying to pin the blame on, now they are authentically and completely "black")

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

174 OMFG. POPCORN ALL AROUND

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Anyone have a source other than godlikeproductions?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (t6MX/)

175
Weiner is out of prison?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (TSVSb)

176
1 Jigger(!!) of Kahlua,
1 Jigger (!!!) of Vodka
1 dash of Manishewitz Concord Grape

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (zBaqJ)


DATS RAYCISSS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (IXZGh)

177 150 In these times of strained race ( among others) relations.... I prefer to think on Denzel Washington, rather than Spike Lee, or Jussie Smollett.... to remain slightly hopeful...
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (DpEis)

I miss Sidney Poitier (he's not dead, but as old as dirt.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (d6Ksn)

178 Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.


-

That screwball conspiracy theory is looking less screwbally.


I keep repeating.

It's not a conspiracy theory if they are really out to get you.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (LL1Be)

179 172 >>Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.


Link?
Not mentioned on IMDB.
That sounds a little too good to be true.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

It's not.

I'm pretty sure Smollett's mother isn't ANY percentage Indian.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

180 The Weiner is Free!!!!!!

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (DpEis)

181
Mr Huma Abedin, I mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (TSVSb)

182 OMFG. POPCORN ALL AROUND

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)


You have more phone sex?

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (IXZGh)

183 I suppose I'm more of a dysentery mongrel.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (ykYG2)

184 Sorry I baited people. It was accidental.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)


Nothing to apologize for. I LOVE baiting. Even in my forties.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (6ujEi)

185 How's Jenna Lee doing these days? I was very partial to her the last time I watched Fox properly. See delicious pic in nic.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (uEbPt)

186 third of six children of Janet (née Harris) and Joel Smollett

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (QkjLD)

187 Esquire
@esquire
Charles Barkley interrupted TNT's NBA halftime show with a bizarre rant about Jussie Smollett.

-
Fvcker must be racist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)

188 Yes, Weiner was "released" this week.

Posted by: Soylent Green New Deal at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (uloIh)

189 Jussie's character is returning to his home planet

Posted by: x at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (nFwvY)

190 1 Jigger(!!) of Kahlua,
1 Jigger (!!!) of Vodka
1 dash of Manishewitz Concord Grape

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM


Tia Maria, not Kahlua. Stuff is so cheap in Jamaica they'd rather give you that than American soda.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (jYje5)

191 The Weiner is Free!!!!!!
Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (DpEis)


Free my Willy!

Starring Anthony Wiener (straight from prison)

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)

192 1 Jigger(!!) of Kahlua,
1 Jigger (!!!) of Vodka
1 dash of Manishewitz Concord Grape

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (zBaqJ)


Pfftttoooey!
What the hell was that?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (aS1PU)

193 Whoa. I'm really getting a good ol' fashioned MAGA ass fucking now man.

who'da thought?

Posted by: Jussie at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (9oE3U)

194 Weiner is out of prison?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM

**************
He popped out the other day.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (0tfLf)

195 I just realized, this whole time I've been talking about Empire I've been confusing it with the cable series Power.

I've never seen either of them, though I've seen 35,000,000 ads for Power.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (+pejQ)

196 White people I know have recognized this and have re-evaluated the "goodwill" they had toward blacks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (3sjI6)

Relax, Francis. It is one thing to recognize a phenomena. It is quite another to lose all rationality when controlling your own thoughts and emotions. There are particular people to be angry with. More consistent targets in the dem party and the agitprop media than black Americans at large, who are increasingly wanting to leave the dem plantation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (t6MX/)

197 128 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (QkjLD)

Source?

I haven't found any article making that connection?

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:34 PM (zuVZw)

198 Or maybe not in nic. The beautiful Miss Lee:

https://tinyurl.com/y3k4puvg

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (uEbPt)

199 one report I saw said "they" were going to throw gas on Jussie, but ended up using the bleach.


not sure if that was from Jussie's script or what. Not sure if there ever was any bleach involved, or if it was just claimed. It wasn't in that video where the Nigerians bought the masks and hat, that I saw.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

200
If the cocksuckers at Esquire are calling it a "bizarre rant" it must have been Anti-Narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (TSVSb)

201 Fvcker must be racist!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)


He just did a public service announcement.

"America. When you commit a crime, don't use a check."

I see nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)

202 Weiner has a job lined up with Oscar Mayer.

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (DpEis)

203 Shit, now I want Kahlua.


My favorite part other than the check and buying all your mugging tools at one time on camera, is taking uber and taxi cabs with cameras to your 'crime scene.'

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (nRWPy)

204 You're probably still not getting a MAGA buttmarch in prison, Jussy; the Aryan Bros think TGE is too pro Jewish.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (ykYG2)

205 That guy's dic pics are out on the net as soon as he gets to a phone.

This stuff is so preDICtable.

Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (GulhD)

206 Sorry I baited people. It was accidental.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM



You're a master at it.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

207 Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions

-
So he's a flower lover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

208 I miss Sidney Poitier (he's not dead, but as old as dirt.)

Posted by: DonnaV. at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM


"Everybody up here acts like they never saw a black man before. Why should the bear be different?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

209 Missed Bastardi, eh? Well, here's snow in the San Diego County mountains from the NWS.

http://tinyurl.com/y5c9xwfo


Posted by: Ol' Man Winter at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (ePWRo)

210 If Jussie is being written out, I would like to recommend his replacement to be Billy Dee Williams. He did a great turn on Modern Family, General Hospital, plus a little movie called Star War.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (lQinC)

211 Tawana Brawley and Jessie Smollett walk into a bar. They were going to work.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (auUHv)

212 Kamala is his aunt? As in Jemima? I don't buy it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (vkS2Z)

213 38 Glad I've never watched one fucking episode of that dogshit show.
__________________

Very few Americans had, which is why people were skeptical that there were two white, MAGA-hat-wearing Empire fans out stalking Smollett in the middle of the night during a polar vortex in lefty Chicago.

What are the odds that a couple of raaaaaacist white Trump supporters were familiar with the cast of a black hip-hop soap opera?

The whole scheme was idiotic from the get-go.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (fqUgw)

214 Kamala Harris her crazy nephew Jussie Smollett --Terrence K. Williams
http://tinyurl.com/y4v79y2b
Youtoob

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (LL1Be)

215 Smollett: 1/2 Russian Joo and 1/2 ?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

So this is my fault? Is thAT WHAT your saying?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (bwcgd)

216 White people I know have recognized this and have re-evaluated the "goodwill" they had toward blacks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (3sjI6)


Every race has it's assholes.

What one must learn to do is separate the asshole from the rest of the ENTIRE RACE and move forward.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)

217 Fox this morning was reporting that Jussie was late for the assault and the two brothers had to stand there for awhile until he showed up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (TAmPV)

Maybe he's Obama's nephew.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (uEbPt)

218 Who know?.......Maybe he enjoy going to fetch cigarette for other Prisoners.....

Posted by: KIM at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (lMn1U)

219 184
Sorry I baited people. It was accidental.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)


I jus massa-baited, all over maslelf.

Posted by: Jussie at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (9oE3U)

220 Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals. And talk to their "victim" before and after the "attack."

Posted by: Kraft at February 22, 2019 01:23 PM (t6MX/)

All of which we found out later. Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start. We assumed he had at least been actually roughed up and concocted the MAGA accusation as a way to detract from embarrassing details. To have done such a lousy job at something he'd *planned* was more pathetic (and more evil) than even we were willing to assume.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (uquGJ)

221
1 Had anyone here heard of this guy before this?
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:08 PM (ykq7q)


Nary a peep, but as a POC jackass both my wife and I used to work with often said, "It's a black thing - you wouldn't understand." Yeah, he was a putz.

Posted by: sick of this shit at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

222 Police say they have video of Kraft participating in the act.

-
Please, God, no!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

223 Sorry I baited people. It was accidental.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2019 01:29 PM


What'd I miss??

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (+pejQ)

224 164 Hearing that Kraft is not the biggest name caught up in the Florida prostitution sting... Athlete? Politician? Bill Clinton? Carlos Danger on his first day out of prison?"

Lefties are already saying "ooh, it's in South Florida, it must be Trump!!!!" As if the Secret Service would let that happen.

I'm betting on Tom Brady.

(ok no evidence, but it's fun to say)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)

225 Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions
-
So he's a flower lover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)


My gramma' LOVED orchids. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (6ujEi)

226 And one of his beefs was his inability to find other white supremacists who wanted to ve violent.
Posted by: Jerry Springer

He must not have been looking very hard, he should have run into 2 or 3 FBI agents who would have helped him along.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (25Dt7)

227 miss Sidney Poitier (he's not dead, but as old as dirt.)

Posted by: DonnaV. at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM

To Sir, With Love is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (auUHv)

228 200
If the cocksuckers at Esquire are calling it a "bizarre rant" it must have been Anti-Narrative.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (TSVSb)


Less "Bizarre Rant" and more "Extended Mockery".

Dude had Shaq in stitches.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

229
Why do police bust these Asian spas?

Just mind your own farkin business, police.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (TSVSb)

230 128 It keeps getting better. Smollett is Kamala Harris' nephew.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2019 01:26 PM (QkjLD)


Where did you see that?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (xjiRE)

231 Did the Chicago PD actually say they first thought hoax because no MAGA people watch that show?

Posted by: scottst at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (E9jsV)

232 So are we going to get a Kraft thread? This one might have some legs...we never did get that Madam's black book did we?

Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (GulhD)

233
There's still goodwill between blacks and whites. Nobody I know blames all black Americans for Smollett's stupidity. I'd sooner blame all dems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:25 PM (t6MX/)


Laura Ingraham had a middle aged black guy wearing a Trump shirt on last night ripping on Jussie. You could tell the guy grew up in the hood and he was pretty funny.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (TAmPV)

234 Great Patriots twat.

https://bit.ly/2E2HpgS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (+y/Ru)

235 Man, bad day for Kraft, & Heinz.

Moar ketchup (but never on hot dogs)

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (lQinC)

236 Why do police bust these Asian spas?

Just mind your own farkin business, police.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (TSVSb)


Because they're usually doing one of 2 things. One is REALLY bad (human smuggling) and the other is only against the law.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (IXZGh)

237
Ace is 'batin?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:38 PM (TSVSb)

238 216 Every race has it's assholes.

What one must learn to do is separate the asshole from the rest of the ENTIRE RACE and move forward.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)

Dude has suggested deporting every black who can't pass a Calculus test in the past.

As this would include me, I'm sure he doesn't give a f***.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

239 Closest I can find are Harris and smollet are cousins.

Kamala and Janet Faye are cousins if that is the correct 1940 census Jussie is Jane's son. 1st cousins once removed Bernice Harris had 2 sons John E And Donald per 1940 census John E Harris married Grace Smith and their daughter was Janet Faye Harris.

Goes to some website called voat: http://bit.ly/2GWALM5

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (Y5LDn)

240 ""The events of the past few weeks have been incredibly emotional for all of us..."

Oh, go f*ck yourselves and your emotions.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (H8QX8)

241 Why do police bust these Asian spas?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (TSVSb)



You here four hour !!! You go now !!!

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (6ujEi)

242 I'll be damned. It's trying to snow here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (Hx3Yn)

243
Very few Americans had, which is why people were skeptical that there were two white, MAGA-hat-wearing Empire fans out stalking Smollett in the middle of the night during a polar vortex in lefty Chicago.

What are the odds that a couple of raaaaaacist white Trump supporters were familiar with the cast of a black hip-hop soap opera?

The whole scheme was idiotic from the get-go.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Is there an all night Subway in Chicago?

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (25Dt7)

244 Janet (nee Harris) and Joel Smollett

Is Janet then a child of the Jamaican Stanford professor?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

245
Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions.


He needed to have his balls deflated.

Posted by: * rimshot * at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

246 I don't hold solicitation against any guy over the age of 60. That's usually the only way he will ever get younger poontang.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (auUHv)

247 All of which we found out later. Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start. We assumed he had at least been actually roughed up and concocted the MAGA accusation as a way to detract from embarrassing details. To have done such a lousy job at something he'd *planned* was more pathetic (and more evil) than even we were willing to assume.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Uh, yeah, we did. As soon as we heard that he got into Chicago that night, and was attacked on the street at oh-dark-thirty by white Trump supporters who 1) recognized him, and 2.) came equipped for drive by lynchings, most of us called bullshit.

Posted by: The Horde at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (6rX0K)

248 POC FAG. They are the worst.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)

249 Cucumbah water job for customah only!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (lQinC)

250 who cares if a 77yo rich dude is getting off with young asian chicks?

more power to him.

it's only because he's rich, white and supports PDT.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (d7Ww2)

251 They pobably bust the spas when they are late on their payments.

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (DpEis)

252 Dude has suggested deporting every black who can't pass a Calculus test in the past.

As this would include me, I'm sure he doesn't give a f***.
Posted by: Hikaru


Save this cracker a seat, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Y5LDn)

253 And once someone has been deemed a Nazi or KKK, nothing you can do to them is off-limits (punch, kick, etc.). Dude was making sure the target on Trump supporters' heads was firmly in place.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 01:28 PM (W+vEI)

Worse, he was willing to inflame Racial tension, at a time when people are ALREADY being assaulted for wearing a Hat that supports the President.

People are punching out MAGA hat wearers, and pulling guns on them, and this guy was willing to make things worse.

Its a HATE Crime, and should be prosecuted as such.

Posted by: Don Q at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

254 Jussie: If I had said it was someone black, I feel they would have believed me.

Well...not wrong on that one. I saw the guys he hired and they are definitely black.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (cRkMZ)

255 I would try to come up with some smartass shit to say about the rest of the cast on Empire, but I've never watched that shitshow. Anyone?

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (wxZSX)

256 Dude has suggested deporting every black who can't pass a Calculus test in the past.

As this would include me, I'm sure he doesn't give a f***.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (UnA8+)


Huh. I likely can't pass a calculus test, but I'm white so I guess PRIVILEGE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (IXZGh)

257 Jussie's mom does have a maiden name of Harris but she was born in New Orleans. Not sure where Donald Harris, Kamala's dad, lived at the time.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (5+aUI)

258
All of which we found out later. Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM


Not true. We know for a fact that every noose incident in say the last ten years has proven to be phony. It didn't require much math to calculate the odds on this one.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (jYje5)

259 We Believe: The Best Men Can Be



busted in a cathouse

Posted by: Gillette at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (nFwvY)

260 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 22, 2019 01:31 PM (3sjI6)

You need to get out and make friends with actual black people. Regular, working class black people. They are as sick of this bullshit as anyone, probably even more so. Trump pulled in almost a third of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (2fwWU)

261 Bitch Please.

Posted by: Ruby Rod at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (ymnmz)

262 My Calculus is that " Dude" might be a tad racist....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (DpEis)

263 What one must learn to do is separate the asshole from the rest of the ENTIRE RACE and move forward.

I've taken the shortcut: I've concluded that everyone is an asshole. Hating everyone is such a timesaver.

Posted by: hatey bear with asymmetrical balls at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (ppBhU)

264 Not sure that Jussie is Kamala's nephew . . .

But if she had a nephew, he'd look like Jussie.

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (zuVZw)

265 245


Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions.



He needed to have his balls deflated.

Posted by: * rimshot * at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

More illegal ball tampering.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)

266
Why do police bust these Asian spas?


In Southern California many of them are fronts for illegal activities other than prostitution.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (TAmPV)

267 246 I don't hold solicitation against any guy over the age of 60. That's usually the only way he will ever get younger poontang.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (auUHv)

Except guy is rich.

Posted by: Don Q at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

268 I fully support legalizing prostitution, but since it is illegal, places like Asian massage parlors often get caught up with human traffickers. So I understand occasionally getting raided.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (5+aUI)

269 I got to say, if Kamala's dad were to run for president I would be open to listening to him. Kamala is as exciting a shoe polish.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (2LelM)

270
Dude has suggested deporting every black who can't pass a Calculus test in the past.



As this would include me, I'm sure he doesn't give a f***.

Posted by: Hikaru





Save this cracker a seat, please.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Y5LDn)

I failed 1st year calculus in college three times. The forth time I had an American instructor passed with an "A".


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

271 Yet again a law is a waste of time. A lynching is by definition premeditated murder.

If the victim survives it is attempted murder. Last I checked both of these are crimes in all the states.

Is the reason for this just to get his moved into Federal law? Or is this pure virtue signaling?

Posted by: Big V at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (sN665)

272 It bears repeating. From now on I will believe and rebroadcast *anything* bad about the Left. They will never get even a sliver of benefit of doubt.

This seems to be relatively better than the consideration they give me, which is to actually make the shit up first before slandering.

To that end, Senator Kamala Harris MUST defend herself from the scurrilous claims that she is related to Janet Harris-Smollett, Jussie's mother and that she was in on this nasty hoax.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (uEbPt)

273 " Orchids of Asia"... sounds nice....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (DpEis)

274 Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start. We assumed he had at least been actually roughed up and concocted the MAGA accusation as a way to detract from embarrassing details. To have done such a lousy job at something he'd *planned* was more pathetic (and more evil) than even we were willing to assume.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


No. Most of the Horde doubted the story from the beginning, not least of which due to the fact that it was -27 that night (or something unbearably cold like that), Subways weren't generally open that late, and the idea that some Trump supporters were randomly roaming around with rope and bleach at that time looking for some TV nobody to attack was a few steps too far.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (+pejQ)

275
Alternate post title:

Bad News For Jussie: Empire Fired Him, Good News For Jussie: He Has More Time Now To Go Hard On Forty-Five

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (IruFS)

276 "What about the innocent Americans they just poured venom on for two
weeks because it matched some bigoted stereotypes they had about middle
America? What about them?"
This sums it up perfectly. Every republican should write this down on a card, and learn it enough to repeat it to the media, again and again.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (RLiOt)

277 50 I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (BXMxN)

278 That's the interesting thing going on in the US. As the media tries to create more divide tween white and black, the less there seems to be i real life.

Oh the infotainment industry is rife with it and they make movies and tv about it but that's not what's happening.

Course I live in a small town so maybe that has something to do with it. But I get a lot less hostile vibes off blacks since Obama's 2nd term. I think they were shown something. If we were really all that racist we would've done more to sabotage his term but we didn't. We gave him more than enough chance to prove his worth and even they see now with Trump to compare with that Obama couldn't didn't cut it.

Plus all those jobs makes a whole lot of resentment go away.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (D4OO0)

279 Daily Mail has some wonderful pictures of Giada in a bathing suit btw. Yum.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (9m9TT)

280 Glad I've never watched one fucking episode of that dogshit show.

-
I saw commercials for it and thought, "There's one I'll avoid like the plague."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

281 This is no different than Dr. Pimple Popper. The only difference is the price and where the goo comes out of.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (2LelM)

282 274 There was a lot of speculation he made an excuse for a gay hookup gone wrong.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (BXMxN)

283 Every race has it's assholes.



What one must learn to do is separate the asshole from the rest of the ENTIRE RACE and move forward.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)

so most Mexicans are good drivers then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (9oE3U)

284 275
Alternate post title:

Bad News For Jussie: Empire Fired Him, Good News For Jussie: He Has More Time Now To Go Hard On Forty-Five
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (IruFS)

Soon enough, he'll have 45 (residents of Cell Block D) going hard on him.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (UnA8+)

285
All of which we found out later. Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM

Chicago at 2am? Freezing cold? "MAGA country"? Yep, this was an easy one from the moment I heard it.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (uEbPt)

286 I loathe that phrase "Breaks [his/her] silence"

I don't believe any further elaboration on my part is necessary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (AURKQ)

287 Because drug dealers carry bleach when they go to botched deals.

Actually, given advances in recovery of touch DNA - carrying bleach or DNAzap isn't the worst idea

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (25Dt7)

288 I would try to come up with some smartass shit to say about the rest of the cast on Empire, but I've never watched that shitshow. Anyone?

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (wxZSX)


Like I said, I've seen lots of ads for Power ... but that's as close as I ever got to seeing Empire.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (+pejQ)

289 TuCa is awesome. If I was allotted just 5 minutes of time to listen/watch someone on TV every day, it would be the first 5 of his show. The guy can think - write - and go for the kill.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (RLiOt)

290 so most Mexicans are good drivers then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (9oE3U)

They would be in China

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (nRWPy)

291 If they're "furious" or even surprised at this, they should go to fakehatecrimes.org and take a huge bite out of a reality sandwich.

Posted by: CrustyB at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (ToSAM)

292 279 Daily Mail has some wonderful pictures of Giada in a bathing suit btw. Yum.
----------------------
Giada the Praying Mantis chick with the huge head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)

293 "Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start."

Speak for yourself. I knew it was a fraud even before I finished hearing about it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (H8QX8)

294 You need to get out and make friends with actual
black people. Regular, working class black people. They are as sick of
this bullshit as anyone, probably even more so. Trump pulled in almost a
third of them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 01:41 PM (2fwWU)


Miss Thor - your winning are at Window Three.

Racial Tensions are being inflamed purposely - because working class folks are pretty much just sick of all the stupid shit. And Washington DC ain't going to fucking tolerate a Like-Minded Proletariat.

Sure - you got your minority trying to "get over" on their skin tone. Guess what ? You got people trying to get over because they got a vag. Because they got "religious needs". Because of all manner of shit.

But there exists a group of like-minded fucks that are just sick and tired of this shit. Not a Moral Majority ... because many won't pass a Morals Test. But they're sick to their guts of shit as is.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (6ujEi)

295 Esquire: "Charles Barkley interrupted TNT's NBA halftime show with a bizarre rant about Jussie Smollett. "

LOL, they don't even know what a "Rant" is! Dude, he made fun of your buddy, and he was freaking hilarious, and everybody else on the set couldn't stop laughing either, even though they tried!

Maybe this is an insight into the mind of the hard left - to them, "comedy" and "ranting" are indistinguishable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

296 Since Empire just fired Jussie he's got more time to look for the real Noosers. Right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (cRkMZ)

297 To have done such a lousy job at something he'd *planned* was more pathetic (and more evil) than even we were willing to assume.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (uquGJ)


Yeah, at least some of us gave him the benefit of doubt that he had been attacked and made up the MAGA part to cover up embarrassing details.


That's the problem with projecting your morality onto an unhinged, moonbat leftist, racist. You don't consider possibilities that are beyond your moral compass or experience.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)

298 214 Kamala Harris her crazy nephew Jussie Smollett --Terrence K. Williams
http://tinyurl.com/y4v79y2b
Youtoob
Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (LL1Be)



Really? Or is that just a figurative expression?

Someone please tell me if they are related or not. It really WOULD indicate fully planned Demunist Commeicrat Agit-Prop. Commie-lah doesn't do anything without the approval of her Demunist Party masters.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (ujg0T)

299 All of which we found out later. Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM

Chicago at 2am? Freezing cold? "MAGA country"? Yep, this was an easy one from the moment I heard it.
Posted by: ...

It sounded reasonable to me....

Posted by: Jackie Coakley UVA at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (6rX0K)

300 so most Mexicans are good drivers then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (9oE3U)


Well, no. You can't deny obvious heredity flaws......

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (IXZGh)

301 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:32 PM (Kpl3J)

Seeing a photo of him next to photo of them explained the term "high yellow" which is something I'm young enough to have not understood except that apparently it meant 'mixed-race'.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (uquGJ)

302 Fox this morning was reporting that Jussie was late for the assault and the two brothers had to stand there for awhile until he showed up.

--

OMG, that is hysterical! Can you imagine? He probably texted them, 'hey, I got held up at Subway...will b about 10 min late for the assault. C u soon!'

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (JoUsr)

303 Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (D4OO0)

The media is desperate to get clicks, because their business model is no longer sustainable.

Ergo, they are going for Fear and Anger, to get people to read their crap.

Add in made up 'sources' which the Courts won't make them reveal? and editors who are all in on the scam?

And its in the MSM's interest to create both Fear and Anger.

Posted by: Don Q at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (NgKpN)

304 224
164 Hearing that Kraft is not the biggest name caught up in the Florida
prostitution sting... Athlete? Politician? Bill Clinton? Carlos Danger
on his first day out of prison?"



Lefties are already saying "ooh, it's in South Florida, it must be Trump!!!!" As if the Secret Service would let that happen.



I'm betting on Tom Brady.



(ok no evidence, but it's fun to say)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)


Kraft will be the biggest "righty" to be named. If they have big fish with no names released, they are lefties. Cause otherwise we'd know already.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

305 I assumed he was trying to lie his way out of a 'rough trade' date and it got out of hand. The whole orchestration was tinfoil hat land for me.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (25Dt7)

306 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2019 01:40 PM (d7Ww2)

How young are they?! And I know this sounds racist, but I always worry about (what are to me) ethnic girls in big operations like this, because I am always afraid they were trafficked.
But I do absolutely agree with you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (2fwWU)

307 I immediately thought it was a hoax, not because he's black or gay, but because the alleged perps came straight out of central casting. Too on the nose.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (5+aUI)

308 My favorite part other than the check and buying all your mugging tools at one time on camera, is taking uber and taxi cabs with cameras to your 'crime scene.'
_________________

I also liked how Juicy helpfully pointed out to police that there was a surveillance camera directed at the spot of the "assault" and they should check the video -- only to find out later that his "bravery" in fighting off the "attackers" hadn't been captured on camera because the staged attack occurred just out of the camera's view.

Not only is he a shitty actor, he can't even hit his mark!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (fqUgw)

309 No. Most of the Horde doubted the story from the beginning, not least of which due to the fact that it was -27 that night (or something unbearably cold like that), Subways weren't generally open that late, and the idea that some Trump supporters were randomly roaming around with rope and bleach at that time looking for some TV nobody to attack was a few steps too far.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM (+pejQ)

The only thing that the Horde got "wrong" was the consensus belief that this was a gay hookup gone wrong.

Can't recall anyone laying a bet on "premeditated hoax."

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (zuVZw)

310 I loathe that phrase "Breaks [his/her] silence"

I don't believe any further elaboration on my part is necessary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (AURKQ)


??

It's a perfectly good phrase.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (+pejQ)

311 Famous not infamous Jussie

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (O2RFr)

312 293 "Even the Horde isn't cynical enough to immediately assume the whole thing was a fraud from the start."

Speak for yourself. I knew it was a fraud even before I finished hearing about it."

So did I, and as stated upthread by another poster, the kicker was The Noose; when that shows up, it's like the Bat Signal in the night sky, except here it's the Fraud Signal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (Kpl3J)

313 A federal judge ruled Thursday that federal prosecutors, including current Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta, broke the law by making a plea deal with Jeffrey Epstein -- who was accused of molesting numerous girls -- without conferring with his victims.

Never trust anyone named Acosta.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (LL1Be)

314 That's the interesting thing going on in the US. As the media tries to create more divide tween white and black, the less there seems to be i real life.

Oh the infotainment industry is rife with it and they make movies and tv about it but that's not what's happening.
-----
Divisa et impera.

Posted by: Some Roman Guy at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (Hx3Yn)

315 When the left learns about doctors taking human life in the womb they break out the nail files and file and yawn and file and yawn.
When a famous man is caught with a prostitute, it's OMGOMGOMG!
I do not get it and never will.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (Kcf2u)

316 OMG, that is hysterical! Can you imagine? He probably texted them, 'hey, I got held up at Subway...will b about 10 min late for the assault. C u soon!'

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 22, 2019 01:46 PM (JoUsr)


LOL

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (uEbPt)

317 Esquire: "Charles Barkley interrupted TNT's NBA halftime show with a bizarre rant about Jussie Smollett. "

LOL, they don't even know what a "Rant" is! Dude, he made fun of your buddy, and he was freaking hilarious, and everybody else on the set couldn't stop laughing either, even though they tried!

Barkley was hysterical and absolutley correct also..No rant. Now that is the guy I'd love to have a few drinks and a steak with...although from what I hear he would probably stick me with the check. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:48 PM (cOLvd)

318 He needed to have his balls deflated.



Posted by: * rimshot * at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

More illegal ball tampering.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM


This place...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2019 01:48 PM (p+Wdc)

319 Fox this morning was reporting that Jussie was late for the assault and
the two brothers had to stand there for awhile until he showed up.

___

Subway, so good you'll be late to your own race hoax attack.

Posted by: New Subway ad at February 22, 2019 01:48 PM (cRkMZ)

320 279 Daily Mail has some wonderful pictures of Giada in a bathing suit btw. Yum.

----------------------

Giada the Praying Mantis chick with the huge head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)

Is she wearing a swimsuit that you can't actually swim in again?


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

321 A federal judge ruled Thursday that federal prosecutors, including current Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta, broke the law by making a plea deal with Jeffrey Epstein -- who was accused of molesting numerous girls -- without conferring with his victims.

Never trust anyone named Acosta.
Posted by: mikeyG


Never trust anyone from the government.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (Y5LDn)

322 This is not about being famous as much as colluding with congressional Democrats to further the lynching and restitutions joint goals or racket. I believe that they mean to push restitutions and to have it legally buttressed by the lynching law. Restitutions are not only to African Americans but to Latinos because of native american ancestry and the we stole their land bs.

A coordinated run around to steal private property: homes, saving accounts, retirement accounts, control over our children.

Posted by: Martell at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (pHXqG)

323
Daily Mail has some wonderful pictures of Giada in a bathing suit btw. Yum.

Posted by: Conqueror of All Foes Cheese at February 22, 2019 01:43 PM


Except they digitally blurred the wardrobe malfunction. Damn Brits can't do anything right.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (jYje5)

324 steevy, rough-trade was my initial take as well. because i'm a pervert apparently.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (ykYG2)

325 If I see pictures of kraft in his birthday suit getting a happy I might never see again.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (cOLvd)

326 Can't recall anyone laying a bet on "premeditated hoax."

Posted by: Ersatz at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (zuVZw)

Are we really doing this now? A lot of people thought this was a hoax from jump, and not just here. Our side is used to this sort of thing.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (uEbPt)

327 Headline writers everywhere desperately trying to think of a mac and cheese pun for the Orchids of Asia story.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (5+aUI)

328 Someone please tell me if they are related or not. It really WOULD indicate fully planned Demunist Commeicrat Agit-Prop. Commie-lah doesn't do anything without the approval of her Demunist Party masters.
_______________

Somebody was saying elsewhere that Smollet's mother is a big "activist" and is best friends with Angela Davis.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (fqUgw)

329 ??

It's a perfectly good phrase.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:47 PM (+pejQ)

Not so much the literal phrase itself, just how it's used by the sniveling gossip whores who call themselves "journalists".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:49 PM (AURKQ)

330 310 I loathe that phrase "Breaks [his/her] silence"
I don't believe any further elaboration on my part is necessary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (AURKQ)
??
It's a perfectly good phrase."

It's better than "Breaks [his/her] Wind"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

331 295
Esquire: "Charles Barkley interrupted TNT's NBA halftime show with a bizarre rant about Jussie Smollett. "



LOL, they don't even know what a "Rant" is! Dude, he made fun of
your buddy, and he was freaking hilarious, and everybody else on the set
couldn't stop laughing either, even though they tried!



Maybe this is an insight into the mind of the hard left - to them, "comedy" and "ranting" are indistinguishable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)


He wasn't ranting ...he was laughing at you. Shaq damn near pissed his pants. Ranting looks like Melissa Click screaming for "Muscle".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)

332 Giada the Praying Mantis chick with the huge head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)

She has a head?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (t6MX/)

333 They would be in China

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (nRWPy)

lol. Many years ago thee was a comedian who went through ethnic stereotypes and said something like ."you're right Asian tourists DON'T walk around with a camera around their neck all the time."went through a bunch of ethnicitys, Hilarious and many were too true. He couldn't do that now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (9oE3U)

334
loathe that phrase "Breaks [his/her] silence"


I think there should be a minimum ten year rule to qualify for a breaking your silence designation

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (TAmPV)

335 Shock Report!

Our governor in Tennessee has been confronted with photos of him wearing a Confederate soldier uniform to an Old South-themed cotillion mixer when he was in school at Auburn University.

Thank goodness he has cucked out and issued a statement of his deep regret of his white supremacist ways, we can all breath easier now.

These friggin' pencil-penis cucks and their invertebrate fortitude....

https://tinyurl.com/y2zkewsf

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (YA914)

336 Isn't the cast of Empire racist for not supporting Jussie?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (oVJmc)

337 Hey, Kraft's wife died a couple of years ago. If he wants an handy he should get a handy. And I'm a Redskin fan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)

338 Poor Kraft. Lay off the man, OK.

He was just trying to get his balls deflated.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (AURKQ)

339 When a famous man is caught with a prostitute, it's OMGOMGOMG!
***

The upper middle class white women that run Feminism INC want to make sure they keep a good control on American men - so prostitution, "sexbots", and the male pill are all things they stridently oppose.


This isn't to argue for, or against any of them - but the reason feminism opposes all three is pure power politics.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (cRkMZ)

340 319 Fox this morning was reporting that Jussie was late for the assault and
the two brothers had to stand there for awhile until he showed up.

___

Subway, so good you'll be late to your own race hoax attack.
Posted by: New Subway ad at February 22, 2019 01:48 PM (cRkMZ)

Don't somebody post something a while back about how "Subway Sandwich" is actually a euphemism for some nasty sex act?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

341 Just got back from lunch at Texas Road House.

The highlight: pudgy little waiter boy (not ours, thankfully) with a full set of acrylics, about 1.5" long, painted white, all bejeweled, with designs on them, in bad need of a fill.

I hate this brave, new world.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (vg8iE)

342 Maybe this is an insight into the mind of the hard left - to them, "comedy" and "ranting" are indistinguishable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

Comedy is when you rant at the right people. Ranting is when you rant at the wrong people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)

343 330
310 I loathe that phrase "Breaks [his/her] silence"

I don't believe any further elaboration on my part is necessary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (AURKQ)

??

It's a perfectly good phrase."



It's better than "Breaks [his/her] Wind"





Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

So any further requests for clarification on your part will be met with silence?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (ymnmz)

344 Seeing a photo of him next to photo of them explained the term "high yellow" which is something I'm young enough to have not understood except that apparently it meant 'mixed-race'.
-----
"High yaller" was a term often applied to people who were "octoroons" (in the charming terminology of the day /s), that is, one-eighth black.

Posted by: Some Roman Guy at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (Hx3Yn)

345 I was all in that dude got caught coming home from getting some strange - and overplayed his lie.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (6ujEi)

346 Gah. Off Roman sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Hx3Yn)

347 I immediately thought it was a hoax, not because he's black or gay, but because the alleged perps came straight out of central casting. Too on the nose.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


My tip off was the time and the weather.
2:00 am and minus 14 degrees.

NO ONE is out in that weather if they don't have to be.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Y5LDn)

348 Better learn to code Jussy. Bye Felicia!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Mof8D)

349 I'll admit that I thought it was a grindr hookup gone bad, that he made up as a story to mollify his gay boyfriend which then got out of hand.

I never dreamed he would have written a check to two Nigerians to track him down in the middle of the coldest night of the year in Chicago so he could say Racist White Trump supporters attacked him. No, my mind is not capable of conceiving such a Brilliant Plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Kpl3J)

350 225 Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions
-
So he's a flower lover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

My gramma' LOVED orchids. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019

*
*
As Heinlein had Lazarus Long say once: "Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids?"

So, "Orchids of Asia" suggests something much different from the usual massage parlor . . . more the kind of thing ol' Jussie would have gone for. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (7MRhd)

351 Oh I forgot to add, MAGA Jussy. GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Mof8D)

352 Barkley's dead to me after his rants about Trump and the country.

Eff him.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (D4OO0)

353 I assume it's a hoax until proven otherwise. saves time and I have a memory that is longer than a small mouth bass.

Posted by: x at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (nFwvY)

354 Why isn't Kraft doing an incall thing, to a hotel room rented thru a lawyer flak? WTF is he doing in a strip mall handy joint, next to a check cashing place.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (25Dt7)

355 I never understood the allure of prostitution. Prefer that the young women ripping me off for cash at least pretend to like me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (ykYG2)

356 Who is this Giardia Mantis Woman??? Off to check....

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (DpEis)

357 Don't somebody post something a while back about how "Subway Sandwich" is actually a euphemism for some nasty sex act?
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:51 PM (UnA8+)

--------------------

I'm NOT checking Urban Dictionary for the or meatball sub.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (ffYR/)

358 Barkley's dead to me after his rants about Trump and the country.

Eff him.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (D4OO0)


Seconded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (+pejQ)

359 This Tweet is one point of origin--

Jussie's parents Joel Smollett and Janet HARRIS Smollett met in the Bay Area while hanging out with Black Panthers during the civil rights era. Coincidentally, Kamala HARRIS is from the Bay Area as well. Her father Donald HARRIS has been a professor at Stanford since the 70s


Tiffany FitzHenry on Tweeter.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (LL1Be)

360 Maybe he can open a restaurant...Famous Jussie's....
what could he serve?

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (ykq7q)

361 Hey, Kraft's wife died a couple of years ago. If he wants an handy he should get a handy. And I'm a Redskin fan.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)

I agree 100% but Jesus, does he have to go slumming? I mean with his bucks he could have the best. He should have called The Donald. Not gone sluming like Clinton used to do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (cOLvd)

362 Better learn to code Jussy. Bye Felicia!

......

He's going to prison.

He better learn to chode.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (YA914)

363 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (TSVSb)

Because the girls there are literal slaves. It's one of the many reasons we need to scale back even legal immigration to numbers that can be properly trained in the rights and *responsibilities* of living in America.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (uquGJ)

364 Why isn't Kraft doing an incall thing, to a hotel room rented thru a lawyer flak? WTF is he doing in a strip mall handy joint, next to a check cashing place.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (25Dt7)


It was an impulse buy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (+pejQ)

365 She has a head?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (t6MX/)


It's that useless thing above her tits.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (wCmLp)

366 349 I'll admit that I thought it was a grindr hookup gone bad, that he made up as a story to mollify his gay boyfriend which then got out of hand.

I never dreamed he would have written a check to two Nigerians to track him down in the middle of the coldest night of the year in Chicago so he could say Racist White Trump supporters attacked him. No, my mind is not capable of conceiving such a Brilliant Plan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Kpl3J)



If he really is related to Commielah, or if Commielah networks with his Black Panther mommy, this makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (ujg0T)

367 272 It bears repeating. From now on I will believe and rebroadcast *anything* bad about the Left. They will never get even a sliver of benefit of doubt.

This seems to be relatively better than the consideration they give me, which is to actually make the shit up first before slandering.

To that end, Senator Kamala Harris MUST defend herself from the scurrilous claims that she is related to Janet Harris-Smollett, Jussie's mother and that she was in on this nasty hoax.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:42 PM (uEbPt)


That is a great point. What was that old line about the seriousness of the charge being the most important thing?

Posted by: rickl at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (xjiRE)

368 Posted this before, but it's topical, since we're baggin' on Don Lemon:

https://tinyurl.com/yyqrhsdh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (AzW6q)

369 Dave Chappelle should stay retired. You can't do good racial comedy anymore.

That skit with John Mayer just wouldn't get it now. The Race Draft ? Forget about it. Black White Supremeist ? Not gonna' happen.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (6ujEi)

370 So Giardia is a Protozoan???

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (DpEis)

371 Jussie looks like he's smiling in that interview.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (4KIAS)

372 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

So any further requests for clarification on your part will be met with silence?"

"I cannot believe you Broke Wind before me!!!"

"I didn't know it was Your Turn, Baybee!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)

373 Barkley's dead to me after his rants about Trump and the country.

Eff him.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (D4OO0)

Seconded.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (+pejQ)

What did he say..It's hard keeping everything straight sometimes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (cOLvd)

374 355 I never understood the allure of prostitution. Prefer that the young women ripping me off for cash at least pretend to like me.
-----------------------
Sometimes you just want to get it out of the way so you can enjoy the evening. Hookers are okay. Treat hookers like ladies and ladies like whores and good things will happen to you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (2LelM)

375 Thank goodness he has cucked out and issued a statement of his deep regret of his white supremacist ways, we can all breath easier now.

--

Jumpin Jehoshaphat...how predictably spineless.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (JoUsr)

376 The "on the nose" tell for hoaxes has been discussed at length by Scott Adams but it turns out I've always used it, even before I knew what it was.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (uEbPt)

377 Is this "troll week on obscure right wing sites" week ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (RZ6R1)

378 Giada needs to work those glutes.

That swimsuit is a pretty bad choice for her.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (v04mO)

379 Don LeMon.
I love that, lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (fJKVe)

380 It's better than "Breaks [his/her] Wind"

Much nicer than "I'm going to Break [his/her/xits] neck!"

Posted by: Adriane the Auto Cucumber Critic ... at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (LPnfS)

381 73 Remember that Bill Maher said he wanted a recession so that Trump loses in 2020.

Let's suppose that 2 percent of all heterosexual white males are racist and or anti gay, and that 0.2 percent might want to commit a hate crime. So that 98 percent are not racist and 99.8 percent would never commit a hate crime.

Are those good or bad percentages?

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (2XQ0T)

382
Posted by: jakee308 at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (D4OO0)

Seconded.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 22, 2019 01:53 PM (+pejQ)


He's got his opinion and tells it as he sees it, no sugarcoating.

I don't agree with him often, but I respect his open attitude.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (IXZGh)

383 damaged the show's image,

AH, hahaha.

Posted by: EL DOPO at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (fNMku)

384 ""They always bring up the Dylan Root (Roof?) mass shooting..."
-- And one of his beefs was his inability to find other white supremacists who wanted to be violent.Posted by: Jerry Springer

and Root got most of his dialogue and plans off some guy on 4-chan, which was conceivably all just LARP BS, is not some FBI dude trying to smoke out violent white supremacists.


Root had black acquaintances ... his motive seemed to be that he thought Obama had already started the "race war" (he had one "legit" incident, not sure what ... like Holder dismissing charges on the Black Panther at the polls, or them putting a ransom on Zimmerman maybe) ... so Root decided he had to really get a race war going hot ... to somehow save "us".


It was crazy ... but it wasn't out of an actively violent group of KKK or white power groups ... which I don't think exist. The MSM does indeed stir up violence, but it is almost always crazies on the left. OK City was another exception, details on that also murky.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

385 Giada?? ... ah, BRB.......

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (DpEis)

386 Treat hookers like ladies and ladies like whores and good things will happen to you.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (2LelM)

I didn't know it was "quote Waylon Jennings songs" day!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (AURKQ)

387 When I was a young prosecutor, the cops were cracking down on prostitution many because it facilitated drug trafficing. So they did a sting with an undercover cop and videoed the entire thing. I was assigned to prosecute the charges. The young lady in question comes in and shakes her money maker in his face then begins to get down to business. Then the cops burst, well not exactly burst, in. I was expecting like you see on TV, the cops burst in with guns drawn and aimed shouting, "Freeze!" Instead the cop wanders in with a foot long in his hand and, between bites, says, " You're under arrest." Munch. Munch. Of course, it was pretty clear she had no concealed weapons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

388 sorry cooking atm

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (RZ6R1)

389 363 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 01:37 PM (TSVSb)

Because the girls there are literal slaves. It's one of the many reasons we need to scale back even legal immigration to numbers that can be properly trained in the rights and *responsibilities* of living in America.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (uquGJ)

Yup, by the Governments own numbers we have the highest percentage of Foreign Born living in the US EVER.

And that is even with them grossly underestimating the number of illegals here.

No culture can properly assimilate 20% or so foreign born into its culture, especially when they self segregate.

Posted by: Don Q at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

390 []iGiada needs to work those glutes.

That swimsuit is a pretty bad choice for her.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 01:55 PM (v04mO)

But now we're sure they're real.......Of which I'm a fan.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

391 Yes yes, everybody go ogle Giada.

I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (IqOTP)

392 225 Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions


He was just trying to deflate his balls.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (Mof8D)

393 *I* can't pass a calculus test (wouldn't recognize one if I saw it) and I'm sure I'm hardly the only white with a standard education who couldn't.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (uquGJ)

394 sorry cooking atm
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (RZ6R1)


How do you cook "ass to mouth?"

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)

395 I thought it was fake from the start, but not necessarily that it was a deliberately orchestrated hoax. But really, does it matter whether we immediately predicted the full extent of his perfidy?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

396 Let's suppose that 2 percent of all heterosexual white males are racist and or anti gay, and that 0.2 percent might want to commit a hate crime. So that 98 percent are not racist and 99.8 percent would never commit a hate crime.

Are those good or bad percentages?
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (2XQ0T)


That number's way too low. More than 2% of white heterosexual males are democrat.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:58 PM (KUaJL)

397 Yup, by the Governments own numbers we have the highest percentage of Foreign Born living in the US EVER.

And that is even with them grossly underestimating the number of illegals here.

No culture can properly assimilate 20% or so foreign born into its culture, especially when they self segregate.
Posted by: Don Q


Especially when they are not coming in legal like.
Hence the sex slaves/human trafficking.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 01:58 PM (Y5LDn)

398 He's got his opinion and tells it as he sees it, no sugarcoating.

I don't agree with him often, but I respect his open attitude.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (IXZGh)

Some people rant to express their own opinions.

Some people rant to enforce, correct, or denigrate other's opinions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (AURKQ)

399
Giada the Praying Mantis chick with the huge head?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 01:44 PM (2LelM)

Is she wearing a swimsuit that you can't actually swim in again?

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019

*
*
No, this looks to be a rather tame one-piece suit. She still looks great. I don't think it's so much that her head is so big, but that the rest of her (overall) is so small.

Petite, I mean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (7MRhd)

400 225 Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions


Try our Happy Ending Special!

Posted by: Orchids of Asia day spa at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (9oE3U)

401 Giada..... she has a huge head. And an enormous mouth, and My!! What big teeth you have!!!

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (DpEis)

402 395 I thought it was fake from the start, but not necessarily that it was a deliberately orchestrated hoax. But really, does it matter whether we immediately predicted the full extent of his perfidy?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)



No, but it DOES matter whether or not this was just Smollett despicably covering up some "rough trade", or a deliberately planned Commiecrat hoax.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (ujg0T)

403 USA Today Editor Apologizes For 1988-89 Yearbook Blackface Photo

Shit am I glad the worse thing in my Yearbooks is that I had Hair down to my shoulders...My Dad "The Colonel" used to call me Mary jane

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (cOLvd)

404 Only calculus I could handle is the stuff that accretes on my incisors.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

405
Why isn't Kraft doing an incall thing, to a hotel room rented thru a lawyer flak? WTF is he doing in a strip mall handy joint, next to a check cashing place.

I think slumming it might be the attraction to men of tremendous wealth

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (TAmPV)

406 366
349 I'll admit that I thought it was a grindr hookup gone bad, that
he made up as a story to mollify his gay boyfriend which then got out of
hand.



I never dreamed he would have written a check to two Nigerians to
track him down in the middle of the coldest night of the year in Chicago
so he could say Racist White Trump supporters attacked him. No, my mind
is not capable of conceiving such a Brilliant Plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (Kpl3J)




If he really is related to Commielah, or if Commielah networks with his Black Panther mommy, this makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (ujg0T)


Abvout every 6 hours the weirdness of this story doubles. His Mom and dad are black panthers and may be related to Kamala.

This thing might just blow all the way up to Kamala and Cory.

Meanwhile Schumer is banging the AGW drum as loud as he can. Screaming over here over here. Coast Guard guy then Kraft.......Stand back this shit is going to blow.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (ymnmz)

407 Then the cops burst, well not exactly burst, in. I was expecting like you see on TV, the cops burst in with guns drawn and aimed shouting, "Freeze!" Instead the cop wanders in with a foot long in his hand and, between bites, says, " You're under arrest." Munch. Munch. Of course, it was pretty clear she had no concealed weapons."

LOL - the real world never is much like the TV world, it's always so much more - ordinary. (except now everyone seems to be getting super violent about everything all the time)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

408 >> Kraft is accused of soliciting sex at the Orchids of Asia day spa on two occasions


Not to be confused with the 'Or Kids from Asia' case in which Bill Clinton is a person of interest.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (v04mO)

409 most of us called bullshit.

Posted by: The Horde at February 22, 2019 01:39 PM (6rX0K)

Sure, in that we said his story, as told, was a lie. We posited a drug-deal gone bad as one of the possibilities though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (uquGJ)

410 I thought it was fake from the start, but not necessarily that it was a deliberately orchestrated hoax. But really, does it matter whether we immediately predicted the full extent of his perfidy?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------

This. I thought something small actually happened and he then embellished it, not created and staged the whole thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (ffYR/)

411 USA Today Editor Apologizes For 1988-89 Yearbook Blackface Photo

Shit am I glad the worse thing in my Yearbooks is that I had Hair down to my shoulders...My Dad "The Colonel" used to call me Mary jane
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I gotta confess to at least one leisure suit.

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 22, 2019 02:00 PM (6rX0K)

412 A friend of mine works for the publisher of Giada's cook books and met her some years ago.Said she was way more beautiful in person than she is on tv.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

413 So when does Twitter ban Jussie's account? Because he clearly tried to orchestrate a hate crime, which is far worse behavior than what they've banned other users for.

Posted by: Liberty at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (YXQWL)

414 No, this looks to be a rather tame one-piece suit. She still looks great. I don't think it's so much that her head is so big, but that the rest of her (overall) is so small.

Petite, I mean.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (7MRhd)


Actually, browsing the pics, I think her body as a whole, is a bit, off....Her head seems big, but then her legs look....odd.....Not sure, but she's got a strange thing going on.....I still find her quite hot, however.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (IXZGh)

415 My yearbook said... " Most likely to end up at AoS...."

Posted by: kraken at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (DpEis)

416
Achtung!

NACKT!


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (H0RWp)

417 Prefer that the young women ripping me off for cash at least pretend to like me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 22, 2019 01:52 PM (ykYG2)


You're a romantic; Kraft is just a hard-headed business man.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (2fwWU)

418 391 Yes yes, everybody go ogle Giada.

I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2019

*
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How does she stay so slim with all that food floating around her?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)

419 I didn't know it was "quote Waylon Jennings songs" day!
----------------------
Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM)

420
Dude has suggested deporting every black who can't pass a Calculus test in the past.

THEN WHO WAS DUDE?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (aKsyK)

421 No, but it DOES matter whether or not this was just Smollett despicably covering up some "rough trade", or a deliberately planned Commiecrat hoax.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (ujg0T)

Sure, I would agree with that. I also wonder if this was done in collusion with Kamala Harris or at least was inspired by her.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

422 >>Jussie's parents Joel Smollett and Janet HARRIS Smollett met in the Bay Area while hanging out with Black Panthers during the civil rights era. Coincidentally, Kamala HARRIS is from the Bay Area as well. Her father Donald HARRIS has been a professor at Stanford since the 70s



Kamala has one sister named Maya, who is an MSNBC political analyst.

So it would have to be that her father had kid(s) (one being Janet) with another wife for her to Jussie's aunt.

Or she's a more distant relative, such as a great aunt of cousin once removed.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

423 Some people rant to express their own opinions.
Some people rant to enforce, correct, or denigrate other's opinions.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (AURKQ)


A lot of times - I'm just bored.

Posted by: Steve Borden at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (6ujEi)

424 A federal judge ruled Thursday that federal prosecutors, including current Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta, broke the law by making a plea deal with Jeffrey Epstein -- who was accused of molesting numerous girls -- without conferring with his victims.


Noting that federal prosecutors when making plea deals with Cohen, Flynn, et al, didn't confer with PDT (the intended victim of silent coup attempt ).
*spits*

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 02:02 PM (786Ro)

425 Remember Hugh Grant getting a blowie from a cheap street hooker?Some guys like the risk.Gals too.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2019 02:02 PM (BXMxN)

426 395
I thought it was fake from the start, but not necessarily that it was a
deliberately orchestrated hoax. But really, does it matter whether we
immediately predicted the full extent of his perfidy?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

It does. The left has been attempting to pounce that nobody believed him from the start, and that is symptomatic of racism, homophobia, blah, blah, blah. It is important to note that some were at least willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was attacked, but for embarrassing reasons.

It is also an important lesson on projecting your morality on moonbats. It leaves you blind to what they are capable of.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:02 PM (t6MX/)

427 Good Afternoon Senator Harris,
What was your participation in Jussie Smollet's Criminal Conspiracy ?
As a United States Senator you are required to provide all of the you are aware of to the ethics committee and to the FBI and Chicago Police Department.
Mr. Smollett is obviously a very seriously disturbed individual, it appears that you manipulated this obviously emotionally disturbed individual.
You know what your actions were if you participated in any way, you should resign.

Posted by: rusty shacklefjord at February 22, 2019 02:02 PM (Q7/zH)

428
Do yuo not understand German??

Nackt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 22, 2019 02:03 PM (H0RWp)

429 "Some people rant to express their own opinions."

If it feels good, do it!

Posted by: freaked at February 22, 2019 02:03 PM (Tnijr)

430 Speaking of hot chicks, there's a really hot chick playing the guys wife on the show that comes after "The Curse of Oak Island". The one about UFO's and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 02:03 PM (xfb67)

431 362 Better learn to code Jussy. Bye Felicia!

......

He's going to prison.

He better learn to chode.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (YA914)


Good on him. He is contributing his own little piece of MAGA.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:03 PM (t6MX/)

432 Actually, browsing the pics, I think her body as a whole, is a bit, off....Her head seems big, but then her legs look....odd.....Not sure, but she's got a strange thing going on.....I still find her quite hot, however.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019

*
*
Her arms do seem a little short for her height, I'll give ya that.

Still hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 02:03 PM (7MRhd)

433 Giada's like Charlie Brown, her head is too round and big for her body

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (786Ro)

434 So it would have to be that her father had kid(s) (one being Janet) with another wife for her to Jussie's aunt



I do think that Kamala wasn't raised in a home with her father. I think the mother and the stanford u father split up when she was very young.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (nRWPy)

435 Wasn't Kamala Harris paternal ancestor a big time slave owner in the islands?

Posted by: Martell at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (pHXqG)

436 Why are these men resorting to visiting hoes ???

Posted by: NOW at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (RZ6R1)

437 Normally I would say jail time won't be a career killer since lots of people in Hollywood have criminal records, but Smollett isn't just a criminal, he is also an embarrassment to the cause. Hope he learns a useful trade.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (lgmhH)

438 Upon reflection, my only regret is that the Nigerian brothers didn't actually beat his ass like a redheaded stepchild.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (wxZSX)

439 Why isn't Kraft doing an incall thing, to a hotel room rented thru a
lawyer flak? WTF is he doing in a strip mall handy joint, next to a
check cashing place.

Can't trust hotel staff and probably didn't think he'd be recognized at the one he was busted at.
I do wonder about him not having any fear of catching anything,though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (2fwWU)

440 The fact that PoCs now can openly, vehemently criticize other PoCs for disgusting crimes is a very welcome development.

Are we seeing a paradigm shift toward national sanity?

Pray that it's true.

Posted by: gp at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (mk9aG)

441 It takes a special kind of loser to want success built on not just being a victim, but a lie of being a victim.

What a pathetic pos.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (LWu6U)

442 Yeah, but add it the fact that she can cook and Giada's a knockout.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (xfb67)

443 The nice thing about following The Curse of Oak Island is you can miss a couple of months of the show and not miss a thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (2LelM)

444 Shit am I glad the worse thing in my Yearbooks is that I had Hair down to my shoulders...My Dad "The Colonel" used to call me Mary jane
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I'm a bit screwed, I think. I went to a school where the mascot was an Indian. I was the mascot for a year. There's a picture.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (IXZGh)

445 You know who else ranted to express his opinion...?

Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2019 02:05 PM (786Ro)

446 Lol...leftists are speculating the "bigger name than Kraft" is Trump. Cuz POTUS casually just walks into a strip mall massage parlor without anyone noticing.

Most of them are joking, but some are serious.

My bet is Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:05 PM (fJKVe)

447 Brauchen

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2019 02:06 PM (Y5LDn)

448 He's going to prison.

He better learn to chode.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 01:54 PM (YA914)


We'll see on this. I have no faith, but.... Have the feds come in yet on the fake letter he sent? That should bring some charges on the federal level too, no?

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)

449 Since apparently I wasn't clear (or no one read past the first sentence), YES we all knew Smollet's story was bogus. I was saying that *even we* though didn't realize it was *scripted*, rehearsed, etc.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (uquGJ)

450 "Have the feds come in yet on the fake letter he sent? That should bring some charges on the federal level too, no?"

Yes, absolutely, and it better be soon!

Posted by: gp at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (mk9aG)

451 446
Lol...leftists are speculating the "bigger name than Kraft" is Trump.
Cuz POTUS casually just walks into a strip mall massage parlor without
anyone noticing.



Most of them are joking, but some are serious.



My bet is Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:05 PM (fJKVe)


(shifty eyes)

Posted by: Gronk Whislting past the graveyard at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (ymnmz)

452
443 The nice thing about following The Curse of Oak Island is you can miss a couple of months of the show and not miss a thing.


Oak Island still there? Check!

Place still cursed? Check!

'Kay, see all y'all in six weeks or so.

Posted by: better things to do at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

453 I'm pretty sure Smollett's mother isn't ANY percentage Indian.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

She's Fauxcahontas' sister?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (nPGq2)

454 391 Yes yes, everybody go ogle Giada.

I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2019


I was always partial to Sandra Lee. Gentlemen prefer blondes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (YA914)

455 "overplayed his lie"

maybe it works in sitcoms, idk. but like with Hillary explaining her ankle brace. 'I was running down stairs, carrying coffee, on the phone, juggling bowling pins ... '


But then she was sliding down stairs in other video, and the famous one of her being pulled up the stairs by two helpers ... then some bath tub incident.


keep the excuse simple ... but Jussie was doing performance street art, for CCTV. And he had Kamala and CNN to give full support.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (Cus5s)

456 Are we seeing a paradigm shift toward national sanity?

Pray that it's true.
Posted by: gp at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (mk9aG)d

-------

Nope. These people are on the Left... If anyone of them are genuinely angry at him (most of it is feigned, I'm guessing) it's for getting caught, embarrassing them, and setting back the cause of the #Resistance.

I'm sure that this the source of the outrage from the politicians and talking heads - he's damaged their hoaxing powers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

457

EM HAM HOCKS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (GEhPL)

458 I know it sounds conspiracy-ish but this still looks to me like a narrative incident for Kamala et al.


Holder ginned up all kinds of outrage with Trayvon and "hands up don't shoot." Bob Creamer had everyone convinced that Trump rally goers were "violent" when it was his goons. The Left has a LONG history of creating or at least taking advantage of a fake take on events.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (nRWPy)

459 The only two things in life that make it worth livin' / Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women

Waylon Jennings.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)

460 My bet is Tiger Woods.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:05 PM (fJKVe)

My money is on Jordan Spieth

Posted by: Jordan Spieth at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (RZ6R1)

461 Actually, browsing the pics, I think her body as a whole, is a bit, off....Her head seems big, but then her legs look....odd
She's an alien arachnid.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

462 Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

Likely the connection is through the father and grandfather, if there is a connection.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (2fwWU)

463 I immediately thought it was a hoax, not because he's black or gay, but because the alleged perps came straight out of central casting. Too on the nose noose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)

464 How does she stay so slim with all that food floating around her?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (7MRhd)

Giada? She doesn't eat any of it, is the scuttlebutt. She'll take a bite for the cameras then spit it out into a bowl.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (QBy2Q)

465 I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson...

Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2019


I'm open in my perving on Nigella. She looks like she could break a man. Very naughty hausfrau. Plus, she likes a bit of weed and blow when she parties.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (wCmLp)

466 "Lol...leftists are speculating the "bigger name than Kraft" is Trump."

Yes, after they told us to Move On from Clinton's analingus, masturbation, fellatio and cigarophilia fetish in the White House. I thought we were supposed to Move On from sex sh!t.

Posted by: gp at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (mk9aG)

467 Try our Happy Ending Special!


Posted by: Orchids of Asia day spa at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM


You been hea 4 minute you go now!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (Mof8D)

468 I'd fuck Rachel Ray, but only after gagging her.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

469 396
Let's suppose that 2 percent of all heterosexual white males are racist
and or anti gay, and that 0.2 percent might want to commit a hate crime.
So that 98 percent are not racist and 99.8 percent would never commit a
hate crime.



Are those good or bad percentages?

Posted by: mercenary13 at February 22, 2019 01:56 PM (2XQ0T)





That number's way too low. More than 2% of white heterosexual males are democrat.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 22, 2019 01:58 PM (KUaJL)

Wikipedia had hate crime states from like 2008 or something along with total crimes. The hate crime percentage is something like 0.002 % of total occurrences, for the ones they tabulated.

Hate crimes legislation is simply about giving power to a preferred group over a non-preferred group, despite objective evidence that such is unnecessary, while prolonging the dem-useful narratives of victimhood.

It is sickening.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)

470 I immediately thought it was a hoax, not because he's black or gay, but because the alleged perps came straight out of central casting. Too on the nose.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


My tip off was the time and the weather.
2:00 am and minus 14 degrees.

NO ONE is out in that weather if they don't have to be.

....and if you were, you wouldn't be wearing a baseball cap which has no protection against heat loss or cover the ears.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2019 02:10 PM (FTPn0)

471 453 I'm pretty sure Smollett's mother isn't ANY percentage Indian.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 22, 2019 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

She's Fauxcahontas' sister?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (nPGq2)


Ok. You win Friday.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 02:10 PM (uEbPt)

472 29 Repost from today's Daily Rant:

Black comedian acts out Jussie Smollett attack:

https://tinyurl.com/yxmxe4eb

I thought it was kind of funny for a short clip.

SNL won't touch this with a ten inch pole, um, I mean ten foot pole.

Posted by: Worc1 at February 22, 2019 02:10 PM (+3Y8+)

473
Giada? She doesn't eat any of it, is the scuttlebutt. She'll take a bite for the cameras then spit it out into a bowl.
----------------
So like Elton John, huh?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)

474 they need to freeze Jussie's assets now already, to make him pay for the 20 cops on his case for two weeks. (which itself is crazy, for a scratch on his face). Or maybe Jussie already has offshore accounts ... but the NSA could find them?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2019 02:11 PM (Cus5s)

475 I knew it was fake since 100% of these stories are fake

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:11 PM (fJKVe)

476 468 I'd fuck any ugly cow, but only after gagging her.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)

FIFY

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2019 02:11 PM (RZ6R1)

477 I'm open in my perving on Nigella. She looks like
she could break a man. Very naughty hausfrau. Plus, she likes a bit of
weed and blow when she parties.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 22, 2019 02:09 PM (wCmLp)

I volunteer as tribute.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:11 PM (t6MX/)

478 Remember these are the same people who literally wrote a dossier, washed it through a brit and opened illegal FISA warrants to try to find something on Trump. They ran russians through Donald junior's office, they set up private servers to avoid record keeping, prosecuted Bob McDonnell to make sure he couldn't run, et up Petraus, sent D'Sousa to jail to shut him up, etc.

They plan this shit.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2019 02:12 PM (nRWPy)

479 hit am I glad the worse thing in my Yearbooks is that I had Hair down to my shoulders...My Dad "The Colonel" used to call me Mary jane
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm a bit screwed, I think. I went to a school where the mascot was an Indian. I was the mascot for a year. There's a picture.
Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (IXZGh)

Take a DNA test and show that you are three times more Indian than a US Senator. Free Pass.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2019 02:12 PM (FTPn0)

480 478

Send us $100 and uhm we will plan stuff too. Promise.
- gop

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:13 PM (fJKVe)

481 The probe that led to prostitution charges against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft targeted five South Florida massage parlors where the hookers lived like slaves and serviced an average of eight clients a day, according to authorities.

If you do the math, that is about 1,500 men a year, with no days off, Martin County Sheriff William Snyder said.

Snyder said the women also had to endure grueling living conditions as part of their employment, according to a report by WPTV.

Sigh. We joke but that is the very horrible down side of "Trafficing in Persons"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 02:13 PM (cOLvd)

482 On Tucker in the sidebar:

While I don't shy away from a well-placed f-bomb, myself. Tucker didn't need to go there exactly with the historian.

He could have just said, there are miles of difference between his position and Bernies and AOCs--so exactly how many "bandwagons" do you know that are that wide?

And say also that it's really a epidermal resemblance between anything AOC says on the subject of the elite and what he says. And if you're going to say something with that little analysis, I'll go back to crediting you for saying what you said at Davos--but caring what you say about other things as much as I do a street prophet.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2019 02:14 PM (YOhRS)

483 IF there is a bigger name than Kraft, why has it not leaked out? Only Krafts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2019 02:14 PM (cOLvd)

484 187 Esquire
@esquire
Charles Barkley interrupted TNT's NBA halftime show with a bizarre rant about Jussie Smollett. "

The Barkley rant I saw was pretty funny. Barkley was saying "Hey, bro, if you're gonna pay dudes to attack you, pay them in cash. What kind of fool writes them a damn check?"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at February 22, 2019 02:14 PM (d6Ksn)

485
The probe that led to prostitution charges against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft targeted five South Florida massage parlors where the hookers lived like slaves and serviced an average of eight clients a day, according to authorities.


So this makes PDT's case for tighter immigration control.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 02:15 PM (TAmPV)

486 >>>They plan this shit.

Posted by: dagny<<<

Like a John le Carre plot or novel except with retard actors.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2019 02:15 PM (wxZSX)

487 439
Why isn't Kraft doing an incall thing, to a hotel room rented thru a

lawyer flak? WTF is he doing in a strip mall handy joint, next to a

check cashing place.

Can't trust hotel staff and probably didn't think he'd be recognized at the one he was busted at.
I do wonder about him not having any fear of catching anything,though.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 22, 2019 02:04 PM (2fwWU)

+++
I think for some men the allure is the funkiness of the venue.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2019 02:15 PM (Kcf2u)

488 Does math....

8 per day x 365 days a year = 2920

That's a lotta miles!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 02:16 PM (YA914)

489 I was always partial to Sandra Lee. Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 02:07 PM (YA914)

Sandra Lee: married to one of the Cuomos, hammered 24/7
Nigella: that accent, also just cute as a button.

I vote Nigella, myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2019 02:17 PM (IqOTP)

490 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 22, 2019 02:17 PM (t6MX/)

491 If you do the math, that is about 1,500 men a year, with no days off, Martin County Sheriff William Snyder said.
===========

I'm not seeing the problem here....

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 22, 2019 02:17 PM (vg8iE)

492 Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2019 01:59 PM (ujg0T)

Thank you. That's the point I was trying, and apparently failing, to make.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 02:18 PM (uquGJ)

493 483 IF there is a bigger name than Kraft, why has it not leaked out?

The bigger name is not a conservative politician, celebrity, etc.

Posted by: slowdown at February 22, 2019 02:18 PM (2CtSR)

494 My tip off was the time and the weather.
2:00 am and minus 14 degrees.

NO ONE is out in that weather if they don't have to be.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2019 02:10 PM (FTPn0)
---
And you *pick* between a baseball cap and a ski mask--you JUST do.

Also, I'm Caucasian, with no history about lynching to speak of. And if somebody put a noose around my neck, I wouldn't be wearing it as a bolo tie much longer than the encounter.

Ingraham played a clip of some black guy on CNN daring one of the intellectual cowards to find ONE thing that sounded suspicious before the cops suspected Smollett.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2019 02:19 PM (YOhRS)

495 I was always partial to Sara Lee.

Posted by: Michael Mooreon at February 22, 2019 02:19 PM (Tnijr)

496
8 per day x 365 days a year = 2920
That's a lotta miles!


Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now With Great Uncliness at February 22, 2019 02:16 PM (YA914)


At 6.5 inches a pop it's only about 1500 feet.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 22, 2019 02:20 PM (TAmPV)

497 I first noticed the Left's deployment of "bizarre" when they used it to describe Sarah Palin saying the awesomest things.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2019 02:21 PM (uEbPt)

498 Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2019 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

I was under the impression both of Kamala's parents were first generation, so a census from the 40s or 50s would probably be someone else. It's not like Harris is a unusual name either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 22, 2019 02:22 PM (uquGJ)

499 My bet is Tiger Woods.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 22, 2019 02:05 PM (fJKVe)

My money is on Jordan Spieth
Posted by: Jordan Spieth at February 22, 2019 02:08 PM (RZ6R1)


Wait. Are we talking golf or bagging white hookers now.....I'm confused.

Posted by: Sponge at February 22, 2019 02:26 PM (IXZGh)

500 His next gig will be on Orange Is The New Black

Posted by: GWB at February 22, 2019 02:31 PM (hx0yP)

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