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Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice and Lost "In the Court of Public Opinion," And Now Fox News Hosts and Trump Are Going to "Eat His Lunch"
Video below.
Jussie Smollett is now in custody. And I don't mean he's in the custody of the court of public opinion. I mean he was arrested and booked in a physical jail. Next Up: Don Lemon argues that Jussie Smollett lied for the noblest of reasons.In a tough statement, Chicago police chief Eddie Johnson tells the press that Jesse Smollett’s earlier racist letter was also bogus. He further says Smollett felt he was not being paid enough.
— Brit Hume (@brithume) February 21, 2019
I am at a loss for words... what exactly are you saying here @donlemon?
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) February 21, 2019
Are you saying that if Jussie would have played it differently and had better advisors, he could have gotten away with a hate crime hoax? Am I hearing this right?
pic.twitter.com/AYwWiLbskZ
CNN’s Don Lemon panics over Jussie Smollett's felony charge: “Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollett’s lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett’s lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch” pic.twitter.com/aYCQE9Y50J
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 21, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (MAstk)
I'm get my own lunch, thanks.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking some soup maybe at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (zCyNd)
(If that ever happens.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (aebvo)
With a side of bacon, even.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (OKeCc)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (EDU7t)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (7MRhd)
Posted by: HH at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)
Isn't this the same as painting swastika on a black church or something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (zCyNd)
I suppose ostentatiously loosening his tie before eating would be pushing things a bit too far.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (aebvo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
It's like the whole "Trump is an American Hitler!" has officially jumped the shark and been exposed that the Left is the one acting crazy. Not Trump and his supporters.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: w at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (cYWKd)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (9oE3U)
Leona Helmsley: Lost in the Court of Public Opinion
Hillary Clinton: LOST IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (kI/3T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (oh/Sd)
@realDonaldTrump
@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: windbag at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (4JkRD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (Boy/L)
I wouldn't bank on that too much. They may mention it, but they probably won't "eat his lunch". Fox is moving further to the left every day.
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (a6fvI)
Has he served any time yet? Have Federal postal charges been filed yet?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (8erNz)
Smollett is an asshat of the first order.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)
Who commented earlier that Trump needs to order Subway and tweet it?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)
He should send subway sandwich platters to CPD. "Job well done ladies and gents!"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (ymnmz)
Fake News Don Lemon: We would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling police kids.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (jhhWp)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing some fasting in somebody's future at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (zCyNd)
Wait, Juggalo gets THREE lunches?
Posted by: willfully obtuse at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)
They want to kill you. They hate you.
Buy ammo......and learn how to use it.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (IXZGh)
I'm gonna assume the Nigerian brothers are twinks too, there's a lot of possibilities here...
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Col. Hannibal Smollett "
Tell me about it.
Posted by: General Bernard "Monte" Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)
Does this count as "eating his lunch"?
@realDonaldTrump
@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of
people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Nom Nom Nom
Posted by: President Richard Punch at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM (jhhWp)
This.
Art imitating life imitating art.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (IXZGh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM
**************
Yo Max...you luscious sack of taters...is launch like pounce?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (BF9rg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
"@JussieSmollett - what about MAGA and the tens of millions of people you insulted with your racist and dangerous comments!? #MAGA"
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (awdIT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
See, needed that extra special coating of "muslim"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)
20 Sodomites.
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (gmo/4)
It's sodomites and termites all the way down
Posted by: willfully perverse at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)
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I just look forward to Jussie talking at the DNC next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: TGE at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (t0DrQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: General Bernard "Monte" Smollett at February 21, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)
A tuna sub too far.
Posted by: Operation Miklos Garden at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (BF9rg)
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Lemon does like to toss a good salad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM
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And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (mIJ9W)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Brian at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (FvUTR)
Sounds Zod-like...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
You mean besides the cocksucking and assboinking?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
They'll pull him in for the SOTU response next year
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8ikIW)
See, needed that extra special coating of "muslim"
When properly applied those Jewish termites just slide right off.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8erNz)
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Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.
Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ty7RM)
Hitler lost in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:45 AM
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And at Stalingrad...but mostly Stalingrad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (0tfLf)
What no love?
Posted by: The Bunker at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ymnmz)
And Don Lemon is going to eat Jussie Smollett's dick every chance he gets.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (UGqF8)
61 It's nothing more than Lemmon realizing that he is going to have to live with Hannity singing "I was right and you were wrong, I was right and you were wrong" for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
And he'll never, ever get a word in edgewise.
'Cause Hannity don't roll that way.
Posted by: you're a grating 'Merican, Sean at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
+++++++++++
It's what I was going for, but I am but a novice when compared to Zod.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jhhWp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Don Lemon: The Really Sad Thing About Jussie Smollett Is That He Got Bad Advice
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Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.
Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)
cough........ good question....cough.
Seems like Don knows something he wants to tell.
Posted by: The Bunker at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (ymnmz)
Speaking of Tucker.
A good article by Mollie Hemingway's husband.
How to Succeed in Advertising Boycotts Without Really Trying
By Mark Hemingway
https://tinyurl.com/y3snxhyp
realclearpolitics
The same week Red Lobster announced it was abandoning his show, Carlson delivered a monologue arguing that conservatives placed too much faith in their conception of the "free market" and needed to question whether the economy was rigged to benefit elites. The monologue touched off a fascinating conversation among intellectuals across the political spectrum.
...
Meanwhile, conservative pundits David French and Ben Shapiro offered sharp criticisms of Carlson's monologue from the right.
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If you think a robust public debate involving many differing viewpoints is a precondition for healthy democratic debates--and let's face it, increasing numbers of politically motivated people don't--a cursory examination of the organization driving the Carlson boycott ought to be alarming. They go by the name Sleeping Giants. The organization is really just two people, Matt Rivitz and Nandini Jammi, who direct almost all of Sleeping Giants' boycott activities around a Twitter account and Facebook page. The name "Sleeping Giants" might be a bit of a misnomer. Their Twitter account has only 218,000 followers and their Facebook page has just 56,000 followers, neither of which is much in relative terms. Tucker Carlson has 2.4 million Twitter followers, and Fox News has 18.6 million. (In the interest of disclosure, my wife, Mollie Hemingway, a Fox News contributor who has appeared on Carlson's show, has 220,000 Twitter followers, which is also more than Sleeping Giants' total.)
Nonetheless, Sleeping Giants first rose to prominence by forcing dozens of brands to stop running ads on Breitbart.com by simply having its followers tweet screen-shots of advertisements on the site at the Twitter accounts of the corporations behind them.
read the whole thing
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (OKeCc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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He was railroaded by the court of public opinion!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (U2TY5)
BTW, definitely check out the Office Space link in the sidebar. It's a long read, but it's hilarious.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (VWp7G)
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?
Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (4e+hS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (oh/Sd)
Its an easy story to write, AND, plays into the Fear and Anger category of stories they push to sell stories.
Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
Don Lemon is not only complicit in amplifying the Jussie hoax, but also in nudge, nudge, nudging Jussie and the rest of his CNN audience in mass hysteria over Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
That means Jussie did nothing wrong except get caught.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (1ISKN)
I think Don Lemon means to say "toss his salad."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (jhhWp)
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Nah, I just had an ice cream cone.
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: csmats at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (X5VFN)
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has the mean fallen?
Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)
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You know what IQ tests measure?
How good you are at taking IQ tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)
Perfectly said. Mollie is the real talent in the family.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: PDT at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (fJC68)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
They'll pull him in for the SOTU response next year
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (8ikIW)
I'm available for Bar Mitzvahs and bachelor's parties, too!--Unemployed Jussie.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: slowdown at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (E+yET)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (883zS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)
If he is 170, by the new scale I'd have to be 230 or 240.
Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
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Kamel Toe and Spartacus needs to fire their advisers. Wonder what Jussie's expired on date will be if he rolls on the donks?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (ty7RM)
Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.
Love VDH's take on this. The German, Italians, and Japanese had not the foggiest idea of how to keep what they conquered.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (8RFw7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)
I guess Gay Black Democratium isn't as teflon-like as we thought. "
They want to set an example of what happens to those that fail them. He made all the democratic front runners look foolish and a price must be paid.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: nip at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
The average IQ will be cut in half.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (C4l4A)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)
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Winter in Poland and France.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)
Zee permenantly submerged U-Boots vould have vorked if ze my valuable research had not been discontinued!
Posted by: Oberst Dr Karl Von Zombie at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (37IEG)
How good you are at taking IQ tests."
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bewbs
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Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170
My ass. Tack on a 100 to it, maybe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (39g3+)
Otherwise every defense atty in the nation will point to this case when their clients are charged for hoax terrorist threats by mail.
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (37IEG)
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Really Don? That's the 'really sad thing'.
Just as a matter of curiosity, where are you getting advice from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:49 AM (U2TY5)
Lemon is teeing up the "someone advised poor Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in America today."
Lemon is rummaging through the excuse box for anything to absolve Smollett.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (4WbdM)
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
***********
Oh Moo there! Moo there I say!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (0tfLf)
I think what we need is a big batch of Taters fried in bacon fat.
Posted by: pincorrect at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (ykq7q)
Jeffrey Dahmer lost in the court of public opinion too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:48 AM
Rookie mistake. Let his naked house-guest wander naked into the street.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (jYje5)
Yes, and I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (Boy/L)
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He's not just smart. He's Obama smart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (awdIT)
You know what IQ tests measure?
How good you are at taking IQ tests."
Inkblot
Inkblot
Inkblot
Inkblot
bewbs
Inkblot
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:53 AM (6qErC)
I found the bewbs! What do I win?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (37IEG)
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It is the new Obama Scale. Add 200 points.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (pw+jk)
Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
This whole thing was an '80s comedy script of a pothead's version of a hate crime.
Guy never read a spy novel in his life, apparently. The Nigerian buff-boys took Uber? I love that video of the dudes together buying all the gear in one place. Did they pay with Jussie's credit card?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (RD7QR)
+++++++++++
If you're going to call the corgis, you might as well be evocative about it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (kG5hP)
Huh. Thought the rookie mistake was not having Chianti.
With liver.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Wytshus at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (K/laL)
Posted by: Jussee at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (ymnmz)
Kursk, dude. And the permanently underwater U-boats.
Love VDH's take on this. The German, Italians, and Japanese had not the foggiest idea of how to keep what they conquered.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (Boy/L)
To be fair, the Italians were just as surprised as everyone else that they had managed to conquer anything.
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (7HtZB)
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bewbs
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Posted by: Anon a mouse
*******
I'm obsessed with sex? Hah! You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (m45I2)
This whole thing was an '80s comedy script of a pothead's version of a hate crime.
Guy never read a spy novel in his life, apparently. The Nigerian buff-boys took Uber? I love that video of the dudes together buying all the gear in one place. Did they pay with Jussie's credit card?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (8erNz)
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At least buy the different implements in different locations.
Jeez.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (pw+jk)
So, Don Lemmon, Juan Williams and Jussie Smollett walk into a bar...
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
And the bar tender yells allah akbar and cuts them in half with an AK47.
Oh , you said punchline. I was thinking happy ending.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2019 11:55 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (MAstk)
I wonder where that little factoid came from because...bullshit!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (0tfLf)
Of course no one in the MSM will think about how Jussie was playing them for fools.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)"
I mean sort of, but that's like saying "your bench press doesn't really show how strong you are, it shows how good you are at bench pressing."
Most people who claim super high IQ's simply haven't been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting, and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6 hours IIRC.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
...
All 3 are literally true.
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:56 AM (MAstk)
Not that there's anything wrong with being smug or arrogant.
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: The Obongo Brothers at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (qlTN9)
"Oh a lost boy with blood running down his legs, let's take him back to this house where the creepy guy says he belongs while the boy weeps uncontrollably and says 'no' over and over again"
--Police
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)
Can someone help me with the punchline?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
Bartender says: what non-semen based beverage would you c*cksuckers like to drink?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (883zS)
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (8RFw7)
I'm giving them points for not just buying the masks and then coming back to rob the rope, hats and bleach.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)
- Lemon Taters, A Love Story
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (1ISKN)
This is proof that actors make terrible directors.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: John Podhoretz at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, aghast but still able to drink Bushmills at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (Z216Q)
Lemon is teeing up the "someone advised poor
Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was
just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in
America today."
Lemon is rummaging through the excuse box for anything to absolve Smollett.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2019 11:54 AM (4WbdM)
By implicating other more powerful people. Might want to ixnay that alktay, Don.
Posted by: Jussee at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (ymnmz)
Truth.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)
Turned it around 360 degrees.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (hLRSq)
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Jussie's was legit. He found it at Buzzfeed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (UGqF8)
I'm not sure I want to live in a country where having a house guest wander naked into the streets can lead to your own arrest.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: windbag at February 21, 2019 11:44 AM (4JkRD)
make no mistake, he wanted attention, yes, but he hated Trump with the heat of a thousand suns, so he wanted, just as much, to trash Trump and his supporters
They live with hate in their heart and at the front of their brains.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)
Yeah that's how I got mine done. It was kind of hilarious, the guy was working on his PhD in psychology and his thesis was that smart children are the result of one smart parent and one dumb one. So he did all four of us brothers and mom and dad and found out there was no dumb parent and we all were pushing or were genius level. Not sure what he did with his thesis after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (39g3+)
been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to
be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting,
and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6
hours IIRC.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)
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They take the online IQ tests that start at a bottom of 135. A bunch of really smart people that are loser in life at democrat underground claim 135 IQ.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (pw+jk)
I've been on the Jeopardy roster three times--never got the call.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)
And they forgot the Swisher Sweets and Skittles.
Posted by: Miklos, with shopping list at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (OKeCc)
If you have ever seen a lifter try and make money as a laborer, you'd know this is the case.
Never had a muscle head / body builder make it past coffee while bucking block.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (aebvo)
I believe this would make a great Netflix series.
Posted by: Shep Smith, greenlight this! at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (Z216Q)
Jeez.
One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.
I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Tony Curtis at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (xCRk3)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Don Q
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I would say 'invested in *promoting* racial division'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Miklos, guess he caught the last train to Mortsville at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (zCyNd)
Or a reasonable facsimile thereof...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Damn! That's freakin awesome! How much is the yearly maintenance on her?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)
Usually you wire money to Nigerians by Western Union
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Beckel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (aebvo)
Jussie to do this hoax because it would help "the cause", and he was
just trying to point out how terrible it is to be a black gay man in
America today."
===
It was a white MAGA guy in a red Maga hat.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Mof8D)
They live with hate in their heart and at the front of their brains.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (OKeCc)
This easily could have led to deaths.
Because the BLM folks would have gone ballistic, and folks like me are tired of being victims to their stupidity, and will defend themselves.
Posted by: Don Q at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (NgKpN)
This Smollett bastard was willing to let 2 other innocent people suffer consequences for his own racist actions. How far would he have let it go on if a couple of white people were arrested? I believe all the way.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (UGqF8)
Posted by: KWDreaming at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (76SY5)
I think the late Andrew Breitbart would have been waiting for Lemon outside of CNN's building with a camera and a Mike, but unfortunately, he's not around to do that.
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (2XQ0T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (39g3+)
(well, except that Lemon reports fake hate, but doesn't report it to the cops ... just to TV viewers that mostly know it is a tragi-comedy narrative builder ... fake but real)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (Cus5s)
Oh yeah, there's the 'pay cash or buy gift cards for cash and use them for the purchases' part.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (8erNz)
I'm giving them points for not just buying the masks and then coming back to rob the rope, hats and bleach.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (aebvo)
You have to wonder if the cashier at the store didn't tip off the police. Those dudes had bought a pretty interesting pile of stuff. Rope, ski masks, etc.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:01 PM (sLicW)
>>Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?
Henchmen?
Never.
Hookers?
All the time.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Beckel at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (aebvo)
Beckel is mort?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ymnmz)
Its always about how the Right will hypothetically pounce, seize or backlash.
This is going on in EU countries with migrant rapes and murders. Lets not report the facts b/c the 'far-right' will use that against our policies and narratives.
Posted by: The Unhinged Left at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (KvRqW)
The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wonder what he put on the memo line?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (aebvo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (1ISKN)
Called her a Farrakhan-loving bug-eyed lying bitch with "realtor eyes".
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (8RFw7)
Posted by: pep at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (TpAxy)
Turned it around 360 degrees.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Twitter - The Electronic Valu-Rite at The Outrage Outlet and Reduce Your IQ and Soul at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM
***************
Turn around Jussie, and every ow and then I fall apart.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (0tfLf)
And the "leave your phone in the gym locker while you scoot 'cross town on the train to make the purchase" thing.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (9VeU0)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1098623887678394368
CNN's Van Jones on Jussie Smollett: "This is a Jackie Robinson against
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)
Did Don advise him?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Boy/L)
I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..
I find it plausable, it worked for Kaepernick.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)
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"Fake attack - PAID IN FULL" of course
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (UGqF8)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Mof8D)
The bartender says ' the joke's on you. This is a fake bar'
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (auUHv)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ymnmz)
technically....no
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (aebvo)
I've been on the Jeopardy roster three times--never got the call.
Posted by: Circa
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Well, there you have it. You should have said "What is, 'I never got the call'?
Srsly though, I've been basking in the warm light of 'famous by vicarious association'. Dude impressed the hell out of me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (U7Mh9)
Jeez.
One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.
I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)
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Nope! Do it all at once!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)
Appendix B: Taking A Bus For Cash To Separate Airports 300 Miles Away Before You Flee The Country.
And whose credit card paid for the plane tickets?
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (8erNz)
Instructions: Using only a pair of scissors, a small bottle of Elmer's glue, an Esquire magazine and a crayon, spell out the sentence "You gonna die, sucker! MAGA!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (aebvo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (t6MX/)
Ask Circa...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
Depends on if you pay by check.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (8RFw7)
Isn't Beckel dead?
I think he's dead.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (aebvo)
Well his career is dead but according to wiki he walks the earth still.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (nPGq2)
The best part of this entire saga, is Jussie writing a check to the Nigerian bros.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Wonder what he put on the memo line?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 21, 2019 12:02 PM (883zS)
Remain blessed
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Boy/L)
Its the internet. It gives you such fast access to so much content and entertainment that nobody has any patience any longer. If you have to wait more than ten seconds for anything its too long
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (LL1Be)
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SOP for Left/Prog/Lib/Dem. The media are on board with this, so it works.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Dh1wo)
So: fuck them
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (4e+hS)
Wrong bar dudes...the Star Wars tryouts are next door.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Isn't this the sad trombone Republicans POUNCE?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (4e+hS)
==============
Even moderately successful actors live in a completely different world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (ANN96)
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++
And the election of Donald Trump was a whitelash. Get a new song, Van.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1098623887678394368
CNN's Van Jones on Jussie Smollett: "This is a Jackie Robinson against
homophobia in the black community, an icon, a beloved icon"
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Dh1wo)
I've never heard of the guy, wouldn't one of requirements for icon status being known and recognized by people?
Posted by: N. L. Urker at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Preznit Trump at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (Mof8D)
Only 2 living members left of the Prefab Four.
Posted by: Roy
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Ab Fab cast -Status unknown
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)
And he's Eating Fresh at 2 am?
Tell me more about his super high IQ.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (aebvo)
My oldest brother had something really close; he could quote lines from books he just glanced at, remember stuff with vivid clarity from when he was 2 years old, never forgot details no matter how obscure. He'd read like Oprah eats pastries, huge boring thick books one after another.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (39g3+)
I'm not buying his "Salary" excuse, he's still lying..
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SOP for Left/Prog/Lib/Dem. The media are on board with this, so it works.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (U7Mh9)
I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (t6MX/)
Wait --- Didn't Don Lemon say he was in daily contact with Jussie following the attack?
Did Don advise him?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
Lemon's "170" IQ is showing. I think he toipped the big hand that this was an op. Kamala and Corey are texting him "Shut up, and delete this tweet." right now.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ymnmz)
And had he gotten away with it, Don would be leading the mob with his pitchfork telling us racists to shut up and take our punishment
So: fuck them
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:06 PM (TN1P5)
And he'd be making a ton of money doing it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (Mof8D)
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (9VeU0)
Fredo Corleone
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: the Aryans at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (C+KAJ)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (LL1Be)
My mother got on my case all the time about that. I told her I was just good at tests, not good at using what I was supposed to have learned. There's a big difference on how they score your abilities in school and how you use that knowledge to get along in life.
I was good at tests. Lousy at school work and so so at real life.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (C4l4A)
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)
#WheatPrivilege
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (Ct55T)
Warden reaches over and opens the cell door wider and says "be more careful around here".
Posted by: Roy at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (8RFw7)
Dumbass hateful idiots like Jussy Smollett
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Stupid. He acted stupidly. I used pallets of cash. Not even my own, but *taxpayer* cash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:08 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (OKeCc)
A friend and I used to cut up magazines to make collages, you'd take a pic of a chick with 36Ds and cut out words talking about a new bridge being built. Some of them are actually funny even now, though I gave the whole pile to him as a birthday present thirty years later.
I hate to think that some of the Life and Look and Cosmos we cut up are probably worth real money these days.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (8erNz)
Jussie Smollett has not endured a nanogram of what Jackie Robinson went through.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Boy/L)
And lunch.
Lunch and optics for a celebrity lighting a racial powder keg.
Genius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (gL8Ep)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Oops.
Ex Post Facto attaches Obama sock.
Posted by: Barky at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jerry Springer at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (uDhbR)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood "Weeding the Garden of Life" at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (C4l4A)
Why not get all of your fake hate crime components at one single place.
Come on down to Honest Jukin's today. We are having a half off sale all week long. Buy three get the forth fake hate crime kit for free.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)
Uhh, I'm pretty sure the front runners look foolish all by themselves.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)
We'll be over to investigate in, oh, five years.
Posted by: Andrew McCabe, Lord Protector of the Republic at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (8erNz)
Yeah never heard of him before this broke and I wouldn't even know his name now if it wasn't such a stupid twee millennial one. This was gonna make his career, but he was too dimwitted to even pull it off.
The hunt for these evil white men would have gone on a while then gone cold and everyone could talk about racist cops not doing their job for the black man etc. Meanwhile, it would be repeated forever as PROOF of Trump's racist evil and how his supporters are nazi monsters. It was all so beautiful for the left, and that's why they were so ready to believe every stupid obviously lying word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM
***********
More true than most people realize.
Pick any Administration high level person and see who follows them in their career. It's like a coaching tree in the NFL.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (0tfLf)
Seizin' and pouncin' all night
Jumped out of bed, turned on the light
Pulled down the shade went to the Subway for a bite
Pulled up the shade, turned off the light
I jumped back into bed it was the middle of the night
The clock downstairs was striking four, couldn't get you off my mind
Heard the milkman at the door but I was seizin' and pouncin'
Pouncin' and seizin' all night
Posted by: Miklos, usual suspect at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (zCyNd)
Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.
Flip, Jussie, Flip!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)
And use the handy home invasion shopping list app.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (t6MX/)
"Such terrible Uncle Toms!"-- Al Sharpton
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (awdIT)
He and his gay ass glasses need to interview my axe handle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)
And lunch.
Lunch and optics for a celebrity lighting a racial powder keg.
Genius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:09 PM (gL8Ep)
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It's always about messaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (TAmPV)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (AB9tT)
Lemon asks for the lunch menu. Williams asks for a Shirley Temple. And Jussie asks for a kilo of coke whilst he whips out his checkbook.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (4e+hS)
I'll buy it. His salary excuse buys him federal wire fraud charges, too.
Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.
Flip, Jussie, Flip!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)
I will be pouncing and seizing like a mofo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)
been administered a legitimate IQ test. The major ones are supposed to
be given by a licensed psychologist, usually in a one on one setting,
and they take hours. The WAIS with all the sub-tests takes like 5 to 6
hours IIRC.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)
When I went into the Navy they did not use IQ tests for determining entrance to critical ratings. They had what they called the GCT-ARI. For entry to the Nuke Program I believe the minimum score was 110. And still about 50% of the entrants bombed out before completing the program. I scored 140 and I was the only one in my boot camp company who completed the program. But a lot of them got kicked out for what they called "demonstrated unreliability".
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Mof8D)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)
I think Joanna Lumley is no longer with us. As of a couple three years ago.
Jennifer Saunders is still around. Whassername Sawalha who played the daughter was just in (or is still in?) some mawkish Victorian melodrama in England.
That's all i got.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Ct55T)
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A friend used to cut bizarre photos from newspapers, paste them on postcards, and send them in the mail.
Posted by: Barky at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (C4l4A)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (oVJmc)
How good you are at taking IQ tests.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 11:51 AM (oh/Sd)
Not only that, aren't the criminally insane toploaded with high IQ people?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Papa Smurf, Blue Supremacist at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (BrfST)
This is why I wish black men would beat the living crap out of people who say this kind of thing. Yeah Jussie Smollett making over a million a year just for his TV show is just like what Jackie Robinson went through. Having a couple guys come yell at you and wave a string in your face is just like a lynching. These people need their asses kicked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miklos, meeting some evidentiary standards at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (zCyNd)
It seemed like a good plan to me.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (jYje5)
There was a polar vortex, it was too cold to go to Subway *and* the ATM. Priorities!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: sean connery at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (Dh1wo)
You can easily get a bottle of drain cleaner, even the stuff that doesn't work for shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
Particularly a Nigerian henchman. They prefer wire transfers.
Remain blessed.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (C4l4A)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
Why not get all of your fake hate crime components at one single place.
Come on down to Honest Jukin's today. We are having a half off sale all week long. Buy three get the forth fake hate crime kit for free.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (pw+jk)
At Clinton Technical Consultants, we have successfully faked more hate crimes than any other company. Sign up today and get a free Make America Venezuela Today T-shirt and hat ensemble.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2019 12:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Chris M at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (eAZVt)
What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?
I used to wonder where Bond villains found their henchmen. Now I know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Boy/L)
"That just shows how racist and stupid the sister-marrying knuckle draggers in MAGA country are! They thought bleach would make him white! They're so stupid, they don't f'in love science like we do!!!!"
--Leftists
Heard the milkman at the door but I was seizin' and pouncin'
Pouncin' and seizin' all night
Doot doot doo doo doo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Make sure Maggie likes you. Try to be friendly and jokey with the other prospective contestants, I know she likes that. I've had people tell me she has a huge influence on who gets picked and I knew coming out of my 2nd audition that she was impressed with me.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (4e+hS)
Netflix has a documentary short called "Psychopath".
Very interesting viewing.
Con men especially are usually high IQ types.
Also politicians.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (w7KSn)
We don't know.
He recused himself, don'cha know.
Posted by: Andrew McCabe, Lord Protector of the Republic at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (talIc)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (9hauA)
To make it look like an attack by the Ku Klorox Klan.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:15 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)
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Bleach has wondrous genetic properties to exchange white DNA for black DNA.
Posted by: Clueless Libs at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: rickl at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (xjiRE)
Hmmm--think so at the last one. Next test is coming up. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (Boy/L)
===
Correction:
Millions.
He wanted millions of innocent people to suffer.
Everyone who dared wear as MAGA hat.
Everyone who voted for Trump
You and me--he aimed that gun at us and pulled the trigger
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (TN1P5)
(If that ever happens.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)
They hate it immensely when they are applied to them, even once and for the briefest of moments.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (t6MX/)
Just like before we can walk to the store in the moonlight...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I'm goose steppin' as fast as I can here!
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (m45I2)
Nothing goes with a Subway better than a shot of Chlorox!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (3sjI6)
And less utility.
And how much does CNN pay this fuckstick?
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Stage 5 Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (NYS7S)
Some of the first legitimate IQ tests were the Army Alpha and Beta tests given during WWI. Funny enough, Jews scored poorly on those tests and got a reputation for being dimwitted - later on people realized it was because many of them were immigrants with poor English.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: This Is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)
He works for tips.
Posted by: (just the tips) at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ct55T)
It painted a picture of a guy who was somewhat sheltered from the realities of the Jim Crow south, and had to confront it head-on when he toured. Trying to reconcile his fame in CA and Chicago with the disdain and depravity of the Klan strongholds was palpable and understandable. It truly was a vile time of oppression and the backlash of riots was inadvisable but fully comprehensible and necessary to break free from a calcified mindset.
Fast forward to Jussie Smollett and Don Lemon (and any number of self-described modern-day race warriors) and the stark relief makes them seem thoroughly comical and petty. Equating the two "struggles" does tremendous disservice to those who ACTUALLY suffered and fought for the gains blacks have made.
Posted by: red speck at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Mof8D)
MAGA would not have been on the hat, covered by ski mask anyway ... that is why he scripted the "this (is) MAGA country" baloney. Genius? I think not.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (OKeCc)
(If that ever happens.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 11:41 AM (yTfbH)
They hate it immensely when they are applied to them, even once and for the briefest of moments.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:16 PM (di1hb)
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What they're really going to hate is when the Right stops caring about their rules.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (BKTpn)
Stage 74 is the gay magazine making common cause with Iran because ORANGEMANBAD.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (NYS7S)
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What stage do the drool bucket and diapers come in?
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)
This is proof that actors make terrible directors.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 *
*
. . .
I'd agree with you in Jussie's case -- but then there's me.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 21, 2019 12:11 PM (C4l4A)
The Monarch always pays with a check per the guidelines of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. I also have an excellent dental plan and a 401K.
Hench 4 Life!
Posted by: Henchman 21 at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:17 PM (8erNz)
He works for tips.
Posted by: (just the tips) at February 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ct55T)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)
Instructions: Select the one best answer. Which of the four pictured hangman's nooses is realistically plausible?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (QkjLD)
Who pays their henchmen with a fucking check?
What stupid henchmen TAKES a fucking check?
I used to wonder where Bond villains found their henchmen. Now I know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:14 PM (Boy/L)
What's in your wallet? Besides a noose and travel size bleach.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (t6MX/)
Have they revised the scoring on IQ tests or something? Because if
Jussie Smollett ostensibly has an IQ of 170 - which is probably three or
four standard deviations above the mean - then just how far south has
the mean fallen?
Because he just engaged in the most 'tarded shit I've heard in a long time.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jYje5)"
...
Smollet can't even see 170 from where he's at. To even suggest it fails the laugh test.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (67XdO)
Oh well, he still has a career in politics.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)
Stage 74 is the gay magazine making common cause with Iran because ORANGEMANBAD.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (Boy/L)
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"Better that gay men get thrown from roofs than any gay man say something positive about Donald Trump."
-
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
This
Smollett bastard was willing to let 2 other innocent people suffer
consequences for his own racist actions. How far would he have let it go
on if a couple of white people were arrested? I believe all the way.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (r+sAi)
I finally saw a video of Smollet yesterday, because why should I bother.
What I saw was a guy who was clearly nuts, which is easy for me to say at this point, but he was full of it, and not even remotely believable. So I'm kind of leaving him out of this.
What's the excuse of the media personalities? What's Kamamamamala Harris' excuse?
Other than straight up being lying sacks of racist shit?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (talIc)
Who's left on the FBI's No-Knock-Raid In-Case-Of-Narrative-Emergency list?
Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (NYS7S)
Patent Pending, of course.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
This is proof that actors make terrible directors.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 *
*
. . .
I'd agree with you in Jussie's case -- but then there's me.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (7MRhd)
===============
"Ahem..."
-John Huston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
When gay black Jews dive off the Iranian crane shouting "I proudly die for ORANGEMANBAD"
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (8erNz)
Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me?
Bleach removes stains and makes things white so symbolically they are removing his filthy gayness while at the same time making him white which is a sign of purity.I guess.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Henchmen, Unemployed at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Sean, Tucker, and Donald; If Don LemonLime was telling the Truth. hehe, "truth" at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (awdIT)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (vDqXW)
Stage 2, usually.
Posted by: DocJ at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)
Really skeeves me out.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (xPJvm)
..........
Toppik and pancake makeup.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (v0R5T)
Now the court of public opinion is going to go over to his house and sit in his kitchen and eat all his meals.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (37IEG)
-when the details were made public including "the noose" Jussy Fruit cried about,
-when Kamel and TBone Tweeted in sinc about "lynching".
-how soon the first draft of that "anti-lynching" bill was rammed through Congress
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (LL1Be)
I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the
Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.
Patent Pending, of course.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
Sounds like a Clue board game for the fake oppressed.
Posted by: Henchmen, Unemployed at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (t6MX/)
"Ahem..." -John Huston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Oat/g)
Why would you be careful? Nothing is gonna happen to you, you're a quadruply protected class.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Boy/L)
It's the total of the numbers. 7+1+0. His IQ is 8.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (VWp7G)
Ironic, isn't it.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (9QAE6)
Bleach removes stains and makes things white so symbolically they are removing his filthy gayness while at the same time making him white which is a sign of purity.I guess.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (TAmPV)
And with that, we have now officially thought about it more than he did when concocting this absurd scheme.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Ct55T)
I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the
Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.
Patent Pending, of course.
Don't forget the most important part. City locations of all CCTV cameras and the fvcking direction they're facing!
THIS is what happens when you don't buy the kit!
Posted by: Henchman 21 at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (sLicW)
"Ahem..." -John Huston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)
==========
More of a personality than an actor, really.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:00 PM (37IEG)
All together now:
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)
Common Core Math yo.
25+that circle is a hypotenuse+the letter z=170 IQ.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)
**squint**--Clint Eastwood
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (BF9rg)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (GNgpN)
-John Huston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
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Must be the damn Jews keeping my name out this!
Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (vDqXW)
Seize seize seize "
Frankly, the fine felines of America are getting tired of this whole overused pounce meme. Pouncing only works when it's unexpected. Soon the word "pounce" will be as meaningless as the word "racist".
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (tkNkP)
supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something?
Yes, and it's the theme of a stage-play that Jussie tried out for recently about a gay, black baseball player joining a white team.
https://tinyurl.com/y63wsxaz
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (ANN96)
In fairness you were a terrible actor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:22 PM (TAmPV)
Huston was a great actor. In a gruff, grizzled, cancer of the throat kind of way..
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (3sjI6)
Ironic, isn't it.
2. This is what logically follows from the all out push to subjectivize REALITY. SEE FOR EXAMPLE "THAT'S MA'AM"
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (9QAE6)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)"
I'm sure he still appreciates the practice.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)
Jussie consulted with all of his bleach friends.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (m45I2)
Smolette! The best the left can get!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 12:07 PM (U7Mh9)
I think Joanna Lumley is no longer with us. As of a couple three years ago. "
I DON'T WANT TO GET ON THE CART! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!
Posted by: Joanna Lumley at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (jYje5)
Maybe some innocent perps would be in custody.
Maybe a race war.
Justice for Jussie = kill whitey?
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: This Is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:24 PM (uloIh)
THIS is what happens when you don't buy the kit!
I thought you had an app for that?
And, jeebus, don't they mostly have a bunch of IR lighting? Just look for the red ring.
God, I'm in the sixth-safest city in California by some metrics and I've got the driveway flooded in enough IR to change channels in San Bruno.
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (8erNz)
Wait, somebody actually floated that idea? He pays somebody to NOT beat him down, so he has to self-harm a la Jim Carrey, and then he acts out a scene with the camera pointed the wrong way? This idiot can't even tell which way a camera is facing?
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (sLicW)
Peter Tork, bassist, dead at 77
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:19 PM (QkjLD)
........
He took the last train to Clarksville?
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Greg Kihn at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (/u6OF)
I've got an inventive idea. How about we pre-package a Fake Hate Crime
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the
Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.
Patent Pending, of course.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM (VpIIl)
===
You will be hearing from my attorneys. #292
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (pw+jk)
--Housecat
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Ct55T)
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I have a high IQ and I do dumb shit all the time. IQ is no substitute for an orderly mind. IQ mainly measures the filing system, not the process, and not the execution.
Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
Can someone explain the bleach part of this plan to me? Is that
supposed to symbolize turning black people white or something?
Yes,
and it's the theme of a stage-play that Jussie tried out for recently
about a gay, black baseball player joining a white team.
https://tinyurl.com/y63wsxaz
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (Dh1wo)
And they made him sit in the bleachers!!!! Uh, no, but, puns.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (37IEG)
If only it were Gay Pride Week in Chicago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (d2mYc)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (VpIIl)
You left out the last sentence in Lemon's "thought":
"OK, the semen was something, I suppose."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
ridiculous. Smollett didn't break the hate crime color barrier. lots of other blacks have been hanging nooses on their own doorknobs long before this.
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (nFwvY)
Ironic, isn't it.
2. This is what logically follows from the all out push to subjectivize REALITY. SEE FOR EXAMPLE "THAT'S MA'AM"
======
Breitbart famously said, "Politics is downstream from culture"
Well, the left is still pushing the boundaries . . . because now the left wants REALITY is downstream from Culture.
Its actually not an exaggeration, is it.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (UZ7Ci)
Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 12:20 PM
*********
Cause he's Pouncing, He's Seizing another
And its your turn now to cry.
Na na na na na,
Na na na na
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (/u6OF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (el8j3)
Kit. We can take random letters cut from magazines, a piece of rope, a
paper-machete MAGA hat and a small container of bleach. For the Professional Series Kits we add some shoe polish for blackface and a
Klan hood.
Needs a confederate flag and an Al Sharpton wig.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (4e+hS)
And, jeebus, don't they mostly have a bunch of IR lighting? Just look for the red ring.
God, I'm in the sixth-safest city in California by some metrics and
I've got the driveway flooded in enough IR to change channels in San
Bruno.
LOL, I know, right? This would be seriously laughable if the potential consequences weren't so dire. The chances of not acting this out in front of a camera in chi-town were about the same as winning the power ball.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (9QAE6)
Scientists warn of 'palm trees and crocodiles' in Arctic...
And you thought Jussie's story was not credible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (/u6OF)
The patent for the Monkee Wrench was shared amongst all four.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Well, he be da bez gay, black homosexual in a TV series I never seen, so dats worth sumthin'.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:28 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)
It will henceforth be called The Social Justice Pacifier and Butt Plug.
Price to peons is your soul. Eat up me heartys.
Its a wrap consisting mainly of kosher black forest ham wrapped in baloney.
Posted by: Ray at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (AVxHd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)
.........
Don't forget to tape off your forehead.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (awdIT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Mof8D)
symbolically to represent the overall ignorance of racism that's a sine
qua non of every Trumpian.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:27 PM (VpIIl)
I would have loved to sit in on the planning meeting for this hoax.
Booker: "And then, you pour bleach on yourself to turn yourself white."
Kamala: "Excellent, Cory."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Boy/L)
Yeah that's how I got mine done. It was kind of hilarious, the guy was working on his PhD in psychology and his thesis was that smart children are the result of one smart parent and one dumb one. So he did all four of us brothers and mom and dad and found out there was no dumb parent and we all were pushing or were genius level. Not sure what he did with his thesis after that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 11:58 AM (39g3+)
I think that PhD candidate was on to something because two of the DUMBEST guys I know--an uncle and a guy I work with each have two super-intelligent, high-achieving kids. These guys are dumb, believe me--blank stares, you have to repeat something 6 times, they can't grasp any new concept. Their wives must be genius level.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (NFEMn)
*******
Ummm...The Nigerians..with the rope...in the early morning streets of Chicago.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Mof8D)
Lemon. Smollet was taken down by hubris more than lack of brains.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (NFEMn)
There were so many 'tells' with this one...
Why bleach and not muriatic acid if it's really a hate crime? This is a common sort of attack in the UK and you can walk out the self-check line at Home Depot with a gallon and pay cash.
Any dumbshit can look up how to knot a noose on the 'net in thirty seconds. And these dudes PRACTICED?
The Nigerian Twinks bugged out to the Dark Continent by way of a bunch of readily traceable transportation media?
This thing stunk from day one.
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (8erNz)
Can you guess the Hoax in under 30 seconds like we did with Smollett.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a single authentic
example to back up their claims
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)
Conveniently, a white supremacist, Trump supporting Coastie gets hauled in on weapons charges that the ATF, literally, almost never prosecutes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (/u6OF)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
Say it ain't so.
Posted by: Mel Brooks at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (qEujL)
Is there anybody who really _chooses_ to watch and listen to him, and believes what he says?
Is there anybody alive who ever says to their friends "Hey Don Lemon made a really cogent point today?"
How do these weirdos get viewers? I haven't watched TV in over a decade, and what bits I hear about are 100X worse now than when I quit watching.
Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (mk9aG)
Really nasty if you get it in your mouth. I had some 5% mixed by the sink, not properly labelled, mistook it for a water bottle and started to drink it once ... ugghh.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Mof8D)
Maybe he wants his dramatic day in court where he gets to shout out about how terrible Trump and this country is. He knows if he is allowed to do this, he'll not only become a leftist hero, but insure enough fame that when he gets out to at least get a job at CNN or MSLSD.
Posted by: Sooner at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
You reminded me of something. Are actors and actresses really that PRO-GAY? Or do they act that way for their careers?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (/u6OF)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (9lCXX)
Who we will be required to denounce whilst rending our garments.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (Boy/L)
For whatever reason, my brother used to subscribe to Premier magazine and when AIDS started to hit big, they did this retrospective each year of the people who died from it that year. The list was huge and I think it was supposed to be sobering or a memorial or something, just names and jobs. But ... it was unintentionally comical. 90% of the names were makeup artists, dancers, dance choreographers, or hairdressers. It was like a list of French dead and most of them being chefs and beret makers.
After a while they stopped running the list, i think they figured out it wasn't helping matters any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)
us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a single authentic
example to back up their claims
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)
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This just proves how really, really racist racist USKKKA is under Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: This is CNN at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (gmo/4)
Jusssie will literally have guys eating his lunch in prison
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (AllCR)
I am liking the Hoax Clue Game idea.
Can you guess the Hoax in under 30 seconds like we did with Smollett.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:31 PM (r+sAi)
Player 1: C list actor, with bleach and a noose, by Nigerian princes, behind a camera facing the other way?
Player 2: Holy shit! Good guess.
All: *laughter and smiles*
Fine print: Race hate not included.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (hCPQ1)
Posted by: A Monkee's groupie at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (DMUuz)
When Hollywood can find the appropriate straight white female to play Smollett.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (Boy/L)
(it was a close one)
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (el8j3)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV)
He'll have his fill of tossed salad on his new show, "Scared Straight."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (t6MX/)
so untrue that they can't find a single authentic example to back up
their claims
As I mentioned a couple of days ago - part of the Covington settlement suit against WaPo should be that every day they run a front page retraction of every single hoax hate crime they pushed - even if they retracted it somewhere in the obits or entertainment section.
Guarantee 90% of the readership would have no idea that any of these turned out to be false, and after 3 weeks of daily "it wasn't real" headlines, enough of them might go fetal that we'd get a little rest and quiet for a week or two.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (sLicW)
When will this be made into a movie?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Right after Trump nationalizes Hollywood.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:34 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (mk9aG)
not to mention the reality - two idiot thugs headed out to hunt down a gay black man at 10:00PM he evening before...
"You got the bleach?"
"NO! I thought you had it!"
"Shit, now we gotta go and buy some bleach - is there a QuikTrip or 7-Eleven around here? Maybe a WaWa?"
"How the fluck should I know! You're the one who lives here, I'm just visiting to do hate crime!"
"Asshole, we'll go back to my place, I have an empty Tabasco bottle we can use and I think my girlfriend has some bleach"
"The colorsafe stuff?"
"Shut the fluck up you asshat and get back in the van, it's an hour and a half back to my apartment - shit we won't get started till about 2:00 in the morning if this kinda crap keeps up. You have the rope, RIGHT? RIGHT?"
"Fluck you, yes, shut up and drive. I don't want to be doing this hate crime shit all night, my balls are freezing off".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (37IEG)
Wrapped in a clothesline cord.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:35 PM (Boy/L)
Right, people keep talking about how this would ruin someone's life or put them in prison: nobody was targeted. Jussie didn't have two dudes in mind. They were just representatives of the evil Trump Train. They were to show how bad MAGA is, there wasn't ever anyone specific in mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)
Trump as subway spokesman > Jussie as Subway spokeotherkin > Jared as subway spokespedo
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (sLicW)
Maybe he wants his dramatic day in court where he gets to shout out about how terrible Trump and this country is. He knows if he is allowed to do this, he'll not only become a leftist hero, but insure enough fame that when he gets out to at least get a job at CNN or MSLSD.
Posted by: Sooner
that or the prison buttseks.
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (r+sAi)
Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)
I think you're thinking of another fat ass bloviator Ed Schultz.
Posted by: WeBoned! at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (Vsh+M)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2019 12:32 PM (NFEMn)
Oh, it's in their contract. They get a nickel for every time they endorse homosexuality. Or a Demonicrat politician. Or denounce climate change. The women get a dime because cleavage.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (RZ6R1)
Female Viking warrior's remarkable grave sheds new light on ancient society
An incredible grave containing the skeleton of a Viking warrior, long thought to be male, has been confirmed as female, researchers say.
The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on the Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning artifacts found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status Viking warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.
With a white wine sauce.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (TAmPV)
Who we will be required to denounce whilst rending our garments."
I think that story is gonna die pretty quickly because there's actually nothing there except drug addiction, insanity, and He Said Mean Things on the Internets! No ones gonna spend time "defending" him because he's obviously out of his mind, but he didn't actually do all that much, other than say stupid things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (/u6OF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Mof8D)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM
And they look fabulous!
Posted by: Will at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........
It's raining men!
Posted by: John Travolta at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
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When the collective memory cools and they can fictionalize "the moral truth" behind it.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (NZ+Vf)
You can easily get a bottle of drain cleaner, even the stuff that doesn't work for shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 12:12 PM (1ISKN)
The property receipt listed three containers of bleach. One was under the sink. The others were elsewhere in the apartment. I figure the one under the sink was normal household stock. The ones in the hallway would be the extracurricular ones.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (di1hb)
238 194 At least buy the different implements in different locations.
Jeez.
One item at a time along with some other stuff to make the purchase look more normal, one person at a time, dressed differently each time, use a mix of different kinds of shops, go through the self-check at Home Depot, and spread it out over at least a six-week period.
I mean, that'd be kinda the minimum.
Posted by: JEM at February 21, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)
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Nope! Do it all at once!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ANN96)
Hey, I always buy my shovel, plastic sheeting, duct tape and quicklime at Home Depot in one shot. Never had a problem.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (veoSD)
Will someone please ask Don Lemon why he is not covering the two
legitimate deaths of gay black men in West Hollywood pad owned by Ed
Buck???
Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle
the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
Nice. RIP, poor tortured souls.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2019 12:05 PM (aebvo)
Mandela effect?
LOL, I remember when I was positive that Anthony Perkins had died of AIDS. Then, he died of AIDS. Go fig.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
well then.
*holds out hands for cuffs*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (9oE3U)
@MrAndyNgo
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (W+vEI)
The goal of the whole hoax was to tarnish all Trump supporters with
accusations of racism and homophobia. The despicable things the media
has been accusing us of since 2016 are so untrue that they can't find a
single authentic example to back up their claims
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 21, 2019 12:29 PM (Xqutu)
There is literally no logical pathway from "Hate Hoax" to "more money" from producers into Jussee's pocket..
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (ymnmz)
Better- every day WE get to write the front page.
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (9lCXX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (bim/x)
I think most of them find it distasteful, but they like and know a lot of homosexuals, friends and co workers etc. So it wouldn't be easy to go against them and its an easy way to seem progressive and important.
I mean, if you're basically a lightweight idiot who repeats words other people wrote for a living you are likely going to want something to give your life a meaning and importance, and hence are easily manipulated by others.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (39g3+)
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Ha. I mean, well, by comparison, Steven Hawking has an IQ of 160. There's just not that many people with IQ's in that range, let alone, above that range. Like odds of winning the lottery are better. . . I think.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (d451d)
Okay, who named her B. J.? She's gonna make one hell of a PolterGeist!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Or is it that Ed Buck is getting better advice about how to handle the PR fall-out of shooting meth overdoses into his prostitutes?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)
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Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (SkuXa)
[] Wrong in the court of public opinion
[] On the wrong side of history
Jussie is doomed.
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (el8j3)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 21, 2019 12:38 PM (sLicW)
Uhhhmm...I'm good though right? You don't see anything about Cannibals dying? of like anything soon?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (QkjLD)
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They should be legally required to change their motto: Truth dies in our darkness.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
really ?
Posted by: Tom's crew at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (RZ6R1)
The Portland idiots claimed that three (separate) gay people were assaulted last weekend by members of the Proud Boys in a maroon SUV. No, the police had not been called.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:40 PM (Boy/L)
Two surviving Beatles join two surviving Monkees.
The Meatles?
The Bonkees?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2019 12:37 PM (/u6OF)
Imagine Dragons? They're annoying enough to be plausible...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)
Kamel and TBone are strangely and uncharacteristically silent.
Flip, Jussie, Flip!
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:10 PM (LL1Be)
You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Wild -Haired Socialist Man at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (hLRSq)
The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on the
Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning artifacts
found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status Viking
warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male."
Okay, who named her B. J.? She's gonna make one hell of a PolterGeist!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:39 PM (Kpl3J)
I'm still trying to decide why finding something in a grave with someone necessarily proves without a doubt they're the owner and user of said items.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (37IEG)
I also think that since he has been an actor since childhood he is living in a bubble. Oh and his Mom was a Black Panther type. So he literally is so inexperienced and isolated he wrote an effing check to his co-conspirators! In the memo box, it says "For hoax attack." Just kidding on that one. I think.
Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Justin Fairfax at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Ummmm goood
Posted by: Ragnar Danneskjold at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (hbFlw)
Before this event: almost nobody knows who Jussie is
After this event: household name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Spamf Roming at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (Xsg3t)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (cfSLd)
..........
Will there be hula girls?
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Charles Murray at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
They focus-grouped the slogan "Have a Juicy Smollett at Subway!" but it didn't do so great.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (RD7QR)
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.
Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Also, if you've ever read any Elmore Leonard. He loved writing about stupid criminals.
Posted by: Biergood at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (uGKH7)
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That said some, few, actors are very smart. James Woods. Dolph Lundgren probably.
There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was like a million dollar prize.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (gmo/4)
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Educated far beyond their intelligence levels
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)
Girl power!
Female Viking warrior's remarkable grave sheds new light on ancient society
An incredible grave containing the skeleton of a Viking warrior,
long thought to be male, has been confirmed as female, researchers say.
The 10th-century grave, known as Bj. 581, was first discovered on
the Swedish island of Bjorko in the late 19th century. Stunning
artifacts found in the grave indicated that it belonged to a high-status
Viking warrior, who, for over a century, was assumed to be male.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
First to say did you just assume it's gender!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (ymnmz)
Chick Viking was armed to the teeth!
https://fxn.ws/2NiOT3i
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Honorary 'ettte.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)
*******
Ummm...The Nigerians..with the rope...in the early morning streets of Chicago. Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)
I would so crowdfund that! Could be hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ragin' Mel Gibson at February 21, 2019 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
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I always wondered how high IQ works for capital crimes. Some attempt to avoid capital punishment due to low IQ. For high IQ's do they lethal inject you twice?
Posted by: theATL at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (aV1UA)
He thought one day I could do it with only one glove.
That boy was Mich .. umm .. Jackie Robinson
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)
492 Yeah, I'm thinking the new Subway Sandwich, The Smollet, is just a bunch of baloney on a plate.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 21, 2019 12:33 PM (VpIIl)
Nice!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (9oE3U)
After this event: household name
Household name?
But just this morning we discussed how the NYT, NBC and others shoved the story below the fold.
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
But what if there's no publicity?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 12:43 PM (LL1Be)
people wrote for a living you are likely going to want something to give
your life a meaning and importance, and hence are easily manipulated by
others.
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90% of actors have never graduated High School.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (pw+jk)
Again, this little fucker, when the police said they had two suspects, he was giddy to help the police identify and convict...until he learned the two suspects where his co-horts. The little shithead would have put two innocent people away...and likely been lobbying for tough long sentences knowing it was all untrue.
He needs a very long stay in the pen...VERY long.
Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (uwIJs)
If you're ever looking for a good chicken salad "recipe"...
almost equal parts mayo and Frank's Red Hot sauce (or similar... something with body to it, not like Tabasco), add in some capers and sesame seeds. And chicken, too, of course.
It's pretty darn good.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)
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Yeah, and it's not like the SF PD wouldn't jump all over the chance to investigate a hate crime against the resistance.
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (qC1Sy)
Well duh! He's no dummy. You go to the POlice with your hoax you can end up in a jail cell. See Smollet, Jussie
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (tkNkP)
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.
Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)
Again they're from a city that no more would have 'MAGA fan' than a 'NO GAYS' sign.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)
[] Wrong in the court of public opinion
[] On the wrong side of history
Jussie is doomed.
Or Obama's favorite, "failed messaging" of crap policy ideas. Because only if one uses the proper messaging, stupid Americans would then see the brilliance of Democrat ideas/policies.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (W+vEI)
As the Smollett story fell apart, this allegedly happened in San
Fran this week: anonymous man w/ "impeach Trump" sign says he received
threatening letters from MAGA fan and his home was egged. He says he is
fearful. He went to the media -- but not the police.
Lol. Somehow in a city full of anti-Trump signs this guy got singled out.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)
Shoulda seen the sign. It was gold Jerry.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (ymnmz)
There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an
international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was
like a million dollar prize.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)
Hedy Lamar - invented frequency hopping.And didn't play herself in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (cF8AT)
Projection.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (t6MX/)
There is a horizon moving from:
Rejection
Disregard
Tolerance
Acceptance
Embrace
Advocacy
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
The interactive U.S.-Mexico board game! Artfully navigate the human-flypaper, get a job spreading mulch...but one false step, and you're stuck, squirming under the hot sun, damned to slow death!
For all ages. By Mattel.
Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
After this event: household name
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:41 PM (39g3+)
You know what they say. In Hollyweird or DC, any publicity is good publicity.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)
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That was Hedley!
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (RZ6R1)
But the plan was pretty stupid, so who knows what Jussie was thinking.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)
VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again, this little fucker, when the police said they had two
suspects, he was giddy to help the police identify and convict...until
he learned the two suspects where his co-horts. The little shithead
would have put two innocent people away...and likely been lobbying for
tough long sentences knowing it was all untrue.
He needs a very long stay in the pen...VERY long.
Posted by: Orson at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM (uwIJs)
Do you suppose they did a fake line up with all cops in it and he picked out a couple?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (ymnmz)
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Pink sword.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (9oE3U)
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Probably the pelvis
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)
Disregard
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Submission
Bondage
Latex
Posted by: Zod at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Meryl Streep at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (qEujL)
I hope Lemon is one of the clowns Sanderman is going to sue.
Also, when are people going to start asking Booker and Harris about their fitness to lead, when they fell for such an obvious hoax.
"Corey how can we take you and T-Bone seriously when you can't even tell fake hate from the real thing?"
Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (9221z)
585
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
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Small feet so she could stand closer to the stove.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........
Bunch of homos.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
The smartest actress in the world is Meryl Streep.
Posted by: Meryl Streep at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (qEujL)
Matt Damon! Matt Damon!
Posted by: Matt Damon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (37IEG)
Yup. He would have loved to see any two random Whiteys go to jail for it, knowing they were innocent.
The real kick in the clackerbag is that any two random white dudes from Chicago are almost certainly going to be sniveling lefties, "down with the sturggle", "allies", etc., but who cares, right? They're guilty of being white, so what difference does it make if they go to jail?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (VaN/j)
To everyone looking for a politically motivated hate crime to be angry about:
Here's video of a young conservative being attacked & beaten by a leftist on the campus of UC Berkeley.
I have verified the authenticity of the video.
The victim was recruiting for @TPUSA.
More soon
http://tinyurl.com/y5hrucbr
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (cF8AT)
Did he just write 'Anonymous' on the envelope and it got delivered to you?
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (9lCXX)
Posted by: SH at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (el8j3)
Any indications as to what the DA will offer for a plea bargain yet?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (AzW6q)
Community service as a sensitivity training leader.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
85% of statistics on the Internet are false.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (Ct55T)
Or as imaginary conservatives called it, "MAGA Country".
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)
I think the idea is, that if the guy who lives down the street dies, and you end up having to bury him, you're not gonna go throw a whole bunch of your own valuable shit in his grave because you're just sick of it or something. So they assume it was his, or hers, and the heirs couldn't agree on how to split it up so they put it in the ground with the body.
Why it's so rare to find an intact grave like that, all the way from Scandinavia down to the Valley of the Kings in Egypt, is that somebody at the time always knows some really good shit is buried down there, and usually somebody always sneaks back and digs it all up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
.........
Bunch of homos.
Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 21, 2019 12:47 PM (v0R5T)
I thought H-wood was flooded with Pedophiles.
Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (9221z)
There is an actress, I forget her name, but she's brilliant, won an
international contest for foreign exchange speculation- I think it was
like a million dollar prize.
Posted by: simplemind at February 21, 2019 12:42 PM (d451d)
Hedy Lamar - invented frequency hopping.And didn't play herself in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (37IEG)
Co-invented, with George Antheil.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Biologically female penis.
Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)
Thinking? How do you do that?--Juss Another Negro Faking a Hate Hoax.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
Statistics can be used to prove anything. 45% of all people know that.
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: JROD at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (M94/d)
Posted by: E buzz at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (z8c2c)
They knew the Viking was a woman because of the whalebone implants. Years before silicone bolt-ons.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (el8j3)
The European Carryall was a good giveaway.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)
Of course, as Trump helps lift blacks up, it really will be MAGA country in a few more years!
Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (9221z)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
The researchers determined he identified as a woman. Thus, is a woman.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (yTfbH)
One of the most overrated of all time
Screen presence of a sawhorse
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (RZ6R1)
My wife was telling me last night that the neighborhood that Jussie was "mugged" in is *all* gays and African Americans.
Or as imaginary conservatives called it, "MAGA Country".
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (vDqXW)
Yeah - MAGA - Stands forM(anly) A(frican-Americans) G(ay) A(frican-Americans).
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (m45I2)
He hasn't gotten laid in years, on account'a him and his b/f got the Trumpeopathic Sudden Onset Limpdick Syndrome.
It's enough to make anyone crazy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Boy/L)
No, 85% of all statistics on the Internet are made up on the spot.
Just because they're made up doesn't mean they're false. Dan Rather told me so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Disregard
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (8erNz)
Submission
Bondage
Latex
Even heteros can go there.
One of the most memorable physical experiences I've ever had was with a woman who was and is quietly L. I think. She never said so but I know some of her friends so...
Posted by: JEM, would-be writer of the upcoming musical 'Condo Conversion' at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2019 12:30 PM (AB9tT)
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Apres moi, le gayluge.
Posted by: Somebody French at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JROD at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (M94/d)
It could also be because no one watches Lemon, and isn't aware of his salad-tossing. So there could be hope for us.
Posted by: Iblis at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:44 PM
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
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I should have said head line actors. Sources all over the place. here is just one: http://tinyurl.com/y2canakk
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (OLCnA)
You're saying that like there's a conflict between being homosexual and liking young boys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)
-
Failed messaging = told to much of the truth
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: E buzz at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (z8c2c)
Don was sexting him every day....er, texting him.
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: SMOD at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (QkjLD)
how do they know the Viking was a woman? was she wearing some of Bruce Jenner's fruity running shorts?
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
The researchers determined he identified as a woman. Thus, is a woman.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 21, 2019 12:50 PM (yTfbH)
Duh! They found her IKEA card.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 21, 2019 12:51 PM (jjaLl)
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Pretty hot derriere?
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (so+oy)
Where did that statistic come from? I find that hard to believe, and I think actors run the gamut of intelligence.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2019 12:48 PM (AllCR)
Why would you question stats that are quotes here? Are you some kind of commie or something?Did you know btw that 90% of gays would rather wear leg manacles than crocks? just sayin. prove me wrong Fen!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (9oE3U)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)
Probably the pelvis
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 21, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)
She was just Ragnar's fuck buddy. On the way to Valhalla with him. What they didn't know was that Ragnar was bitten by a vampire, so he climbed out and acquired some more urban digs. A place where there was a night life. He got to boogie.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 12:52 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: blake - used High Sierra Salesman at February 21, 2019 12:53 PM (qC1Sy)
I am LIVING for this presser! The verbally slapdowns of Jussie from the superintendent are beautiful.
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (RZ6R1)
The two idiot Nigerian brothers may not have been charged with anything but they were taken into custody at an airport and will now be on DHS's and TSA's radar whenever they travel.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (t6MX/)
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I'm pretty confident you're right - I think it goes:
1.) Jussie throws his bail.
2.) His defense attorney requests several consecutive continuances for procedural reasons, which will be granted (as is typical). This will create time for the public to move on to the next outrage du jour, and by-and-large forget about this.
3.) DA's office then offers the #Resistance Special Circumstances Plea Bargain - time served, unsupervised probation, community service.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 21, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: An Observation at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (SEO8h)
One of the most overrated of all time
Screen presence of a sawhorse
Posted by: REDACTED
watch her in Harvard Beats Yale 31-31. the future football disdainer was hanging all over a lineman's dick because she was too homely to get laid by a skills position guy.
Posted by: x at February 21, 2019 12:55 PM (nFwvY)
*******
Well we do know she wasn't a post-op tranny. She wasn't Bjorn just yesterday, you know?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)
______
99.99984023984% of people will not read this blog post
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 21, 2019 12:56 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2019 12:59 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Adriane the Yorkshiremen Critic ... at February 21, 2019 11:43 AM (LPnfS)
Looxury. Sheer Looxury.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (bMaeG)
John Nolte explained why her acting is terrible once, and now I cannot unsee it. The empress has no clothes. And she was in the thick with Weinstein, I still refuse to believe she knew nothing.
About the viking lady...you mean gender can be proved biologically and scientifically?? Who knew??
Posted by: LizLem at February 21, 2019 01:08 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Colin at February 21, 2019 02:01 PM (KqJ8E)
BTW, he will.
Posted by: TooCon at February 21, 2019 02:05 PM (tV1Ba)
Posted by: PJ at February 21, 2019 02:15 PM (qlTN9)
it's time for logic and reason to be prime in society
Posted by: Sally at February 21, 2019 02:28 PM (sBDDH)
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett s lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch.
Don's just jealous, as he wanted to eat Jussie s ass every single second.
Posted by: TheHoser at February 21, 2019 04:29 PM (IDjUx)
In fact Lemon is so dumb that Donkey jaws AOC makes jokes about him.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 23, 2019 01:14 AM (nRj4F)
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