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Update on Justice4Jussie

Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie.

Kamala Harris, Spartacus and T-Bone all pretty damn quiet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:03 PM




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1 Yesssssss.

Burn it down.

He must pay, or this shit will never stop.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (vcatx)

2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

3 Jussie baby, you got problems.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (4KIAS)

4 Disorderly conduct??!!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

5 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.

Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

6 The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)

7 What kind of racist country is this that won't allow a black man to fake crimes against him?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Izzlo)

8 Homophobia and racism, straight up.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

9 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)



The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)


They're gonna ream his ass..... yeah, never mind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (9Om/r)

10 Why am I supposed to take this refugee from a Kid n Play video on Tucker seriously?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (Izzlo)

11 Disorderly Conduct with a side of Littering. He dropped his sammich wrapper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

12 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.
Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

Lol, good one!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (GOEtc)

13 yeah, this is clearly a hate crime. His prejudice is against several groups of unprotected non persons though, so there's that.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (9AcAx)

14 What about filing a false police report.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (EVJ0V)

15 9 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)



The postal inspectors haven't weighed in yet.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (4KIAS)

Metered postage for a grown man? That's gonna cost.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

16 That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.
Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

You mean the organization that gave Cankles a free pass?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (3sjI6)

17 Disorderly conduct is just a way to get him into court and initiate discovery... I hope. 'Cuz if that's all they got, well that's just pathetic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (iAhR6)

18 Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.

Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)


In the planning stages, they expected Sessionzzz to be in charge!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (f3oO4)

19
Hear about that Coast Guard guy? Didja? Didja? That's what we need to be focused on, not these local stories.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (LsBY9)

20 The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, but they also grind exceedingly small.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (SqKDB)

21 Just imagine if his film had made the internet. It would have made the fake "hands up don't shoot" look like the Rose Parade.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (nRWPy)

22 Isn't he only half black, like Obastard?

Posted by: CMU VET at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (C+wjz)

23 This guy would be the perfect choice to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)

24 Why am I supposed to take this refugee from a Kid n Play video on Tucker seriously?

Tucker : "citizenship is not a genetic category"

Ice Cream Cone Head : " ... "

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

25 Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

26 This is just BS. I cannot believe that's all he was charged with. We're so hosed.

Imagine a whole string of swear words here...like a drunken sailor.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

27 Headline is misleading, its for disorderly conduct AND filing a false report.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

28 If I voted for Trump can I sue him for slander?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

29 22 Isn't he only half black, like Obastard?
Posted by: CMU VET at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (C+wjz)

Yep. And a homo, like TFG.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

30 Yeah, anything more and there would be rioting on the streets of Chicago for the "injustice" of it all.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (uDcBt)

31 Any comments by Cock Curious or the Ferret? Anything this poorly executed has their paw prints on it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (y7DUB)

32 Just imagine if his film had made the internet. It would have made the fake "hands up don't shoot" look like the Rose Parade.
Posted by: dagny

#JazzHandsUpDontShoot

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (gkstg)

33 Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (EVJ0V)

34 Dumbest sociopath ever.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (9hauA)

35 How many times does this have to happen before these idiots figure out what's going on?

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

36
Run, Jussie run...well..mince

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (SiINZ)

37 Hear about that Coast Guard guy? Didja? Didja? That's what we need to be focused on, not these local stories.

Supremely WHITE Supremacist boasting of WHITENESS and Supremacy. While WHITE.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

38 Crap, am I wrong?

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

39 27 Headline is misleading, its for disorderly conduct AND filing a false report.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (NgKpN)

It says "charged with one count of felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report".

One count.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)

40 This is just BS. I cannot believe that's all he was charged with. We're so hosed.

Relax, we're sending a clear message here that you don't throw your sandwich wrapper on the ground.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (OiC69)

41 Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.
Posted by: Jaimo

Well, if Charlie couldn't take him out...
Oh wait.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (gkstg)

42 38 Crap, am I wrong?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

Depends. Are you married?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

43 The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, but they also grind exceedingly small.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (SqKDB)


These days, it's more like

The wheels of justice grind exceedingly slow, and thus they grind until the statute of limitations (for Democrats) runs out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (f3oO4)

44 42 38 Crap, am I wrong?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

Depends. Are you married?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

Not for the last 26 years... LOL

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (NgKpN)

45 My first reason to believe this was a hoax is because my MAGA hat does not have ear flaps.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (xpKpV)

46 A wimpy slap on his dainty little wrist. I figured they'd tone it down to keep the SJW freaks from shrieking again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

47 Wait a minute, this guy is black and gay? A effing entertainer? A star? Untouchable. You think he's popular now? If he goes to jail he'll be even more popular.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zLDYs)

48 He might seem like a dandy in jail

Posted by: Dog at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (ucNdt)

49 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (nRWPy)

50 Been at the ER all afternoon/evening with husband (diverticulitis episode). Place is slammed with flu cases, etc.


Anyhow, he sent me home to put away the groceries I'd left on the counter when he called me and I ran out. He's still on a bed in a hallway, and the doc said he may be there "for a while." Ugh. Son said he'll bring him home if he can't drive because pain meds.


We were following the Jussie newz on our phones, and I wanted to post something here but pixy didn't care for my iPhone. $^*%$.


We were amused to observe a morbidly obese guy in shorts and bright yellow Crocs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

51 Don't sweat it

we're on this shit

Have we ever disappointed you ?

Posted by: FBI at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (RZ6R1)

52 Keep hammering Kamel, Spartacus, and the others over and over again, until they answer the question why they pounced before the facts were clear.



Their silence continues to get louder.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

53 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

Ow! Prayers for y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

54 Hey Jussie. Watch out for your Cornhole, bud.

Posted by: Lawrence at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)

55 OT Even spittle-flecked loon James Clapper says the Mueller report will be anti-climactic.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (4KIAS)

56 My first reason to believe this was a hoax is because my MAGA hat does not have ear flaps.
Posted by: FlimFlammed

Brilliant business idea: MAGA ushankas
Warm and trolls the MUH RUSSIA dicks.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (gkstg)

57 This evil doofus was ready to let what he thought were two innocent men be charged and prosecuted, only to find out it was his two buddies.

You don't get much lower than Jussie Smollett.

All the books need to be hurled at him, but I'm not sure he won't get away with just a slap on the wrist. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (9hauA)

58 OK, there ain't no money in Jussie, so fuck him.

FREE MUMIA!

Posted by: Al Sharptone, the Voice of Reason at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (hjaPQ)

59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

60 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

61 Craftier than your average beaver!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Evws/)

62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)

And definitely not in Chicago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

63 What saves humanity from mad scientists is that while they are smart, they are insane and this makes their thinking processes flawed.

They can't admit doing anything incorrectly. They have no flaws thus any plan they come up with will not fail.

All plans come apart once they are initiated. This plan was unraveling before it even took place.

Dare I say it; was there really a plan or did he find a thrown away pitch outline for a future show or episode and he was so taken with it and it's simplicity that he knew he could do it in real life.

But he was wrong.

I think the brothers are smarter than Jussie is. And they're muscle heads.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (z96ye)

64 Jussie needs to do some Stony Lonesome gig time or this whole shadenboner was wasted!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

65 Let us see if the Federal Bureau of Incompetence charges him with the "letter" he received.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (aA3+G)

66 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)

67 Right Dagny, in Chicago?

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

68 so with the ski mask over the hat, only the red brim would show? I was wondering about red hats but no "MAGA" on them.


Any real news on how many years Jussie might actually face, just for the current charges (if convicted)? Then if they could prove he did the white powder terror threat ... I've heard different numbers on that ... maybe 7 years?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Cus5s)

69 So the NYTs expects me to believe the name Hasson goes with a neo white supramecist? Ok sure. Lock him up, no wait, water board him until he gives up his nazi buddies.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (eASYU)

70
Wow that Hasson guy wanted to take out Dick Blumenthal. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (EVJ0V)


What did I miss???


Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever? If I don't come down with that at the very least after the afternoon I've had, it will be a miracle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

71 Gheyest hoax ever.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (BKTpn)

72 Isn't he only half black"

"White African American".

It's the new "white Hispanic"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (6qErC)

73 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...

Posted by: mikeyG

Keebler cookie kitchen hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (32YRo)

74 62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)


I say it to my bichons all the time

Course, they're white, so........

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)

75 Who could have possibly predicted this??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (EZebt)

76 Isn't it a felony? Why does he get a lesser charge?

Posted by: Next in line at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (KBzeT)

77 All the books need to be hurled at him, but I'm not sure he won't get away with just a slap on the wrist. Sigh.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (9hauA)


Obviously a cry for help, and he needs our sympathy and support!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

78 As someone asked earlier, what the hell does the charge of disorderly conduct have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (Tyii7)

79 5
That's only the state charge. Wait until the FBI slaps him with a Federal charge, which is expected shortly.


Posted by: Will at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (4RJOM)

#TwoWeeks!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (rnXGe)

80 Dengue symptoms

Sudden, high fever
Severe headaches
Pain behind the eyes
Severe joint and muscle pain
Fatigue
Nausea
Vomiting
Skin rash, which appears two to five days after the onset of fever
Mild bleeding (such a nose bleed, bleeding gums, or easy bruising)

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

81 "Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation." dagny

Schumer said, they have 7 ways from Sunday to get you back. Trump found out they protect their own ... if even the president dares reveal their crimes. They are the American Stasi.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Cus5s)

82 He was trying to get his life together. Was thinking about going back to school.

Posted by: Dindonuffin at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (ucNdt)

83 I'm laughing at the fact that some of you think the FBI will file some sort of charges. Please remember you're talking about the FBI - Clinton-FBI.

Posted by: B at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (gS4Vx)

84 74 62 59 I knew it was a hoax because no one ever said, "This is MAGA country."
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (nRWPy)


I say it to my bichons all the time

Course, they're white, so........
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (RZ6R1)

Bichons better have my money!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

85 If he goes to jail I hope he's on the pill.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (zLDYs)

86 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What a cute family reunion that will be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

87 As someone asked earlier, what the hell does the charge of disorderly conduct have to do with any of this?

Posted by: Notorious BFD

Its like they would have given him a pass if he'd just been organized when he arranged the hoax...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

88 Drat! That dastardly Tyler Durden repeated busted himself in the chops and got away with it! Curses, foiled again!

Posted by: Juicy Smullette at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (wxZSX)

89 I predict that "Jussie" won't be on the list of 2019's most popular baby names.

I'm a risk-taker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

90 Felony charge - class 4 felony. Punishable by 1-3 years in jail. The Disorderly Conduct is specifically for filing a false police report. It sounds like a wrist slap but it's actually a pretty stiff charge. I hope fed/postal charges are brought as well.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (99Nt9)

91 I tend to be extremely skeptical of stories about violence perpetrated by people on the right. Not that it can't happen, but I am aware of the media environment we live in and take nothing for granted.

But this story was so over the top ridiculous. Fevered dreams inspired by TDS, not anything real.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)

92
Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?

It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (LsBY9)

93 Why does this always happen to us? First Jared and now Justin...Justine?...Jussie? Seriously that's his name?

Posted by: Subway at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cRkMZ)

94 Don't they teach Robbie Burns in Race Hoax School anymore?


*checks the hip-hop genre for lyrics "gang aft a-gley"*

Posted by: Miklos, taking a cup o' kindness at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (zCyNd)

95 Life comes at you fast.


" fought the fuck back"


hahhhahahahahha'

Ahahahahahahahah

Ahahahahahahahaha


Bet he thought if he got away with it they would write it in to the show.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (M+Lyo)

96 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What about me?

Posted by: Jizzy at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (Tyii7)

97 Bichons better have my money!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

hehehe

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (RZ6R1)

98 86 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.
---
People always forget me.

Posted by: Jockitch Smollett at February 20, 2019 08:16 PM (hjaPQ)

99 Expect every scintilla of publicity about this #JussieCrime to totally disappear within a week at most!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (f3oO4)

100 Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?



It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the
virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins
to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central
nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable
drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses
accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor
bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (LsBY9)


Oh, so that would be the guy sitting in the waiting area next to me, vomiting in a bag. Good to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

101 OF COURSE not in Chicago, but it's not even anything anyone would say.

Out in real america someone might say, "This is Trump country, you're safe here." or something like that, but "This is "MAGA country?" No. That doesn't even make sense.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (nRWPy)

102 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (88xKn)

103 Thats such bullshit. Its a hate crime. Period. Fuck that....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9oE3U)

104 Obviously a cry for help, and he needs our sympathy and support!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

Hehe. Seth Mandel's wife's reply to his essence of soy tweet was simply "No." IIRC. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9hauA)

105

Jussie, tell us again about how you fought off those racist, homophobic, Trump supporters.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

106 Read the article. Fenoly charges. Sounds like, Meh, but it's got teeth.

Will certainly get pled down, but the postal inspectors will not be as understanding.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (C1NyB)

107 Dengue Fever > Nickelback

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (NLLmE)

108 I WISH I HAD JUSSIE SUB....I WISH I HAD JUSSIE' SUB!

So good you won't even want to drop it when your friends are pretending to racially assault you.

Posted by: Subway's next ad.... at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (cRkMZ)

109 89 I predict that "Jussie" won't be on the list of 2019's most popular baby names.

I'm a risk-taker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

When do the leftist "journalists" start telling prison rape jokes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (aA3+G)

110 Seriously, the best thing to get out of this is putting into the public's mind the idea that these Hate Crimes can be hoaxes.

He'll be referenced every time someone claims a racisty Trump supporter attacked him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

111 McCabe needs to hang by the neck until dead. This is straight up sedition against the US

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (KyP0X)

112 It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Surely you can't be serious.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (gkstg)

113 72
Isn't he only half black"



"White African American".



It's the new "white Hispanic"

Posted by: Anon a mous


One of Smolett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo,,,,,,,,you know.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar fucks her brother at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (20X6f)

114 Are we allowed to officially "seize" and "pounce?" Or can we just gloat and get giddy?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (o1fzk)

115 >>Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

I rate this as likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

116 Whoops, did not see the new thread!

If oscars wants to win back eyeballs, they should make him the butt of the opening monologue this Sunday. It would be a good start. Kevin Hart would have done it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (VjxvX)

117 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

Posted by: dantesed at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (88xKn)



I think you spelled homo wrong.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (9Om/r)

118 70 Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever? If I don't come down with that at the very least after the afternoon I've had, it will be a miracle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (ptqGC)


Been bitten by any mosquitoes lately?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (uDcBt)

119 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

We've got enough material for an entire show here, people!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (wxZSX)

120 Jussie's siblings will rally around him. Jurnee, Jazz, Jake, Jojo, and Jocqui.

What about me?

Posted by: Jizzy

Jazz? Isn't that the boy they turned into Duane Bobbitt with lipstick? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

121 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)


McCabe is the kind that would punch himself in the face, then call the cops on the neighbor with a grudge who 'beat him up', not knowing neighbor is out of town on business.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (1g7ch)

122 "This is "MAGA country?" No. That doesn't even make sense.

---

Two words for you. Female Penis.


Do things even have to make sense anymore?

Posted by: From earlier today... at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (cRkMZ)

123 Jussie is just trying to get his life together. Cut him some slack.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (SqKDB)

124 accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence

Uh, oh. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Tyii7)

125 If the left can destroy Martina for telling the truth, they can elevate Jussie for lying

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (RZ6R1)

126 Ok , I've been gone all day. What did I miss regarding our fearless hero named Jussie?

He is the only person in America Andrew McCabe didn't investigate for being a Russian agent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (PpJSb)

127 Hehe. Seth Mandel's wife's reply to his essence of soy tweet was simply "No." IIRC. What an embarrassment.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:17 PM (9hauA)


She's got all the balls in that family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

128 There was an article that said that MAGA hats would be like KKK hats in the future. I think a more accurate assessment would be to say that to the left MAGA hats more closely resemble Juden Stars.

Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (SEO8h)

129 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

Needs to charged with failing to properly grease a wood chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (nPGq2)

130 "One of Smollett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo...."
--------------------------------------------------------------

I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (o1fzk)

131 Overheard at the Cook County Grand Jury:

Juror One: "He's not going to be able to suck his way outta this one."

Juror Two: "He better hope the Feds don't charge him."

Juror Three: "FPMITA Prison?"

Juror Four: "Yup."

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (8u1cU)

132 Looks like the walls are closing in on Jussie

Posted by: Dog at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (ucNdt)

133 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

I rate this as likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (/tuJf)

You see? It's so clear! I was fired in retaliation for an investigation that nobody knew about!

Posted by: McCabe and Mrs. Mueller at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (zCyNd)

134 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

We've got enough material for an entire show here, people!

Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 08:19 PM (wxZSX)



Odds of SNL or the late night "comedians" mentioning this? Better odds of Occasional Cortex being able to count to 10

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

135 I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

...or the weather machine.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Tyii7)

136 If he's not eligible for parole, then how will he keep his day job on TV? Won't somebody think of the poor oppressed struggling actors?

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:22 PM (xxAFD)

137 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody) @AOCpress
PRESS RELEASE: We must block Trump from stopping the return of the heroic Alabama mother from ISIS. In many ways she is more of a hero then our veterans. Welcome home sister!

Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (BqBId)

138 "One of Smollett's parents is Jewish. Soooooooo...."

A Russian or Polish Jews to be more precise. So yeah.....RUSSIANS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

139 Time for the FBI to go away.....

Abolish them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

140 Let us see if the Federal Bureau of Incompetence charges him with the "letter" he received.

Well, it obviously wasn't terror because he remembered who sent it. Sheesh, you guys!

Posted by: FBI at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (QrTqV)

141 Brangelina
ShiBozo
Insomnirached?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (EZebt)

142 I guess Jussie didn't inherit the "intelligence" genes.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:20 PM (o1fzk)

Coulda changed the weather, made it more credible at only 5 below.

Posted by: Miklos, firing up the smudge pots at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (zCyNd)

143 Chris Hasson. When it was first reported, his name was Chris HASSAN.....and you know what kind of name that is. But the "Chris" part wrecks that....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (o1fzk)

144 Should be a hate crime. Inciting the public to outrage based on skin color and politics. Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

145 Maybe Jussie can make bail before NBC shoots the next episode on SNL.

***

Let me use my prediction machine here...

SNL's opening is...Trump and....Vladimir Putin


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (cRkMZ)

146 He may be charged with numerous crimes, but will he be convicted? By a jury of his peers in Chicago?

If his lawyers are worth a nickel an hour, they'll request jury trials for everything.

Reference: Simpson, O. J.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (AMIL/)

147 Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

That is not how this works.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (PpJSb)

148 129 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)


and I worry about riding my Honda foreman on the dirt roads

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (RZ6R1)

149 121
Ohhhhh, McCabe opened up the investigation on Sessions so he could say it was retaliation.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (nRWPy)





McCabe is the kind that would punch himself in the face, then call
the cops on the neighbor with a grudge who 'beat him up', not knowing
neighbor is out of town on business.

Posted by: Burnt Toast


So McCabe is just a better dressed version of the psycho bad guy from Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (20X6f)

150 SNL will probably have Jussie for a guest host and yuk it up.

Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (UdKB7)

151 This has been handled with subtlety and professionalism by CPD and by most Chicago media--print and TV/internet. Some of the Columbo -like aspects of the investigation are just now becoming clear. I know a lot of people rag on Chicago and Chicagoans but almost no one of any race, sexual orientation or political stance who live in the Chicago region fell for this stumblebum's idotic hoax story from the get go. It's too bad the national media were so bad and so quick to foment hysteria. Some reporters possibly were gullible but most were quite willing propagandists for their preferred narrative. No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid, otherwise. And it's not over. Jessie's still gonna get charged with the death threat letter to himself, too, I think.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (tkNkP)

152 Ratchniac.

You're welcome.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (NLLmE)

153 As usual, Heavy has about the best coverage of Hasson, including the complaint.

https://heavy.com/news/

2019/02/christopher-hasson/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (t6MX/)

154 There was an article that said that MAGA hats would be like KKK hats in the future.

Only FBI plants will wear them? Boy, I doubt that a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:24 PM (QrTqV)

155 Chris Hasson. When it was first reported, his name was Chris HASSAN.....and you know what kind of name that is. But the "Chris" part wrecks that....
Posted by: JoeF.

They're probably counting on people reading it as "Hanson" and just going along with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (gkstg)

156 Hasson has allegedly espoused extreme views for years. Court documents
say that in June 2017, Hasson describedan "interesting idea" in an
email draft that included "biological attacks followed by attack on food
supply." -FOX News





The Coast Guard guy who was arrested today for planning political attacks.

Pro tip: If you find biological attacks, followed by an attack on the food supply "interesting", you need to find a new interest. And new friends.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

157 EM DISORDERLY CONDUCK FOADY-FI!

Posted by: max waters at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Evws/)

158 Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)


Dude, didn't you get the memo?

White is NOT a color!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (f3oO4)

159 Brangelina

ShiBozo

Insomnirached?


Bubbajussie.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (LL1Be)

160 NBC News west coast edition leading with:

[ ] Jussie
[X ] Hasson

Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 08:25 PM (786Ro)

161 So McCabe is just a better dressed version of the psycho bad guy from Dirty Harry?

Posted by: Puddleglum

White FBI version of Jussie? So many hoaxes, so little time...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)

162 No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid

Au contraire!

Posted by: The entire Associated Press at February 20, 2019 08:26 PM (Tyii7)

163 I WISH I HAD JUSSIE SUB....I WISH I HAD JUSSIE' SUB!
Posted by: Subway's next ad.... at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM

Pretty sure you don't want Jussie's "girl".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (hzGlR)

164 144 Should be a hate crime. Inciting the public to outrage based on skin color and politics. Did it with the intent to harm people based on the color of their skin. It's a fucking hate crime and they should prosecute him as such.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:23 PM (pUDQf)

Yep. And cannnot remember the talk show where i heard it but blacks are like 300 times more likely to commit a hate crime.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (9oE3U)

165 A prayer for a speedy and complete recovery for D'oh man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2019 08:27 PM (EZebt)

166 Regarding Hasson, it's kinda like they have these stories ready to go when one of their other narratives fall apart.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (o1fzk)

167 If I were the DA in Chicago, I'd be pissed the hell off that this narcissist actor wasted the time of my officers to track down a hoax. I'd make the worst example of him and send a clear message.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (pUDQf)

168 InsomniNurse.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (uDcBt)

169  ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny 

It would be very interesting to pull that thread in a real investigation and uncover what other deep state extortion schemes were afoot during and after JugEars.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (CCON5)

170 They're probably counting on people reading it as "Hanson" and just going along with it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig

For a second I thought it was that guy on "to catch a predator" or whatever...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo)

171

Mopery with intent to gawk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

172 Is there anyone, other than Hillary Clinton and Wiener, that the FBI didn't investigate?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (jXrK7)

173 Or, better yet, InSomeNurse.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (uDcBt)

174 162
No way could that many "journalists" be so stupid

Au contraire!


Posted by: The entire Associated Press


Hold my Zima.....

Posted by: MSM in the 21st Century at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (20X6f)

175 JUUUUICYY!!!

Posted by: Zombie Ricky Ricardo at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM (MI74Q)

176 They can only charge him with what he did, but I still think this ridiculous actor skit was intended to be political fodder not just to get this little shit more acting attention and fame.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:29 PM (nRWPy)

177 Aww, Jussie was just turning his ass, er, life around.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (BqXKV)

178 @149
This is a perfect example of why it's extraordinarily dangerous for these treasonous bastards not being made to suffer for their manifest crimes.

They are dangerous psychopaths and their kind are bedded in like ticks in the LE and IC apparatus.

If they are not routed thoroughly and completely, well...

Imagine the deprivations of a Kamala Harris administration?

Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (K4ToK)

179 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)

180 Or, better yet, InSomeNurse.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 08:28 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (hzGlR)

181 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

Seems like there would be a lot of white Christian Conservatives included in "every last person on earth".

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

182 Didn't investigate Huma, Cheryl Mills, or any other Hillary comrade. Didn't investigate any Obamaasswipe either. Or if they did, they just gathered info for their own use.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (nRWPy)

183 Patience Vashta.

If I'm reading things right, the next domino is Mueller investigation final report.

After that, next installment of OIG can be released. Stuff that couldn't be released due to going investigation.

Other ducks have to get lined up to get what we really want,,, convictions.

And not just a few. And not just the "small fry."

Posted by: No, I'm not REALLY here at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (O/Ao+)

184 Sadly though, he'll never do the 18-month maximum. He'll get probation and turn this into a career boost. Because justice is dead in America.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BqXKV)

185 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)

AND get the Olympics

Posted by: Miklos, unsure about that at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (zCyNd)

186 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.


U mad bro?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (NLLmE)

187 He chose "this is MAGA country" to jibe with his fake "death threat letter" with the "MAGA" return address.

Like every good America hater he wanted to go after not only his "enemies" (the normals) but was seeking to make the expression of normalcy itself a "hate crime" by (further) stigmatizing the MAGA symbolism which, not coincidentally, was the main item of interest in the Covington hoax.

I want someone to draft "Jussie's law" which would basically allow sentencing of anyone filing a false police report to the extent a person convicted of the falsely reported crime could be sentenced.

Fake cry of "rape" or "hate crime"? You should serve the amount of time some poor schmuck like a Richard Jewell might have served if the police nabbed a "likely suspect" for the phony baloney crime.

But don't worry, the Feds will defer to "local authorities" and the Chicago locals will sentence Jussie to community service for a few weeks.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)

188 #FreeJuicyHasson

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (Tyii7)

189 Regarding Hasson, it's kinda like they have these stories ready to go when one of their other narratives fall apart.

Yeah, it seems like he's been id'd and held for a while. I notice, though, that he didn't actually do anything. This is why they need everybody's data, so they can arrest you for badthink. (Not that I'm positive he's not a complete wackjob)

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (NpvYf)

190 Correction: I believe the max in Chi Town is three years... which he also won't get. Sadly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (BqXKV)

191 Jussie is suffering from dung fever.

Posted by: stumck at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (IpZ/y)

192 If I had a gay half black half jewish son he'd look just like Jussie.

Right Barry

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (nRWPy)

193 Cannibal Bob @ 164, what about the myth of illegal alien Catholics being natural conservatives? Me neither. If they are natural conservatives, then blacks are highly unlikely to convert to islam. Right?

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

194 You know who else orchestrated fake hate crimes for political manipulation?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (jXrK7)

195 Jane-
Hope Hubby gets looked at soon. That's a bitch. DR gave me a high powered antibiotic to keep with me so I can knock something down without extracurricular activities like waiting for hours.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (bttOm)

196 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

Beltway Traffic jams can do that to a man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (20X6f)

197 >>>AND get the Olympics



Jussie is OUT? Jussie is OUT?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (BqXKV)

198 @182
Well we have seen how the use the investigative process to cover up crimes, dig up dirt on enemies and the while using the existence of the investigation as a shield for oversight.

This shit needs to be smashed to bits or the republic is finished.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (K4ToK)

199 This guy would be the perfect choice to host the Oscars.


Posted by: Mark1971 at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)


You think you're joking.

Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (xxAFD)

200 Who is this Hassan guy? He seems nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

201 181
Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.




Someone give Hasson a Snickers bar. He gets this way when he hasn't eaten.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (sy5kK)

202 Sadly though, he'll never do the 18-month maximum. He'll get probation and turn this into a career boost. Because justice is dead in America.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (BqXKV)

In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9hauA)

203 Who is this Hassan guy?

Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

204 McCabe is on MSNBC speaking with that butch dyke, Chrissy Hayes, if anybody is interested. The UNC/Duke game doesn't start till 9 EST.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (20X6f)

205 @RyanAFournier

BREAKING: Federal criminal charges against Jussie Smollett have been approved.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (cF8AT)

206 Jussie's lawyer is arranging to have him break into song under hard testimony ... then he'll go for the insanity plea.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Cus5s)

207 And what the hell is a MAGA return address? the return address just said MAGA?

This guy's IQ must be around 50.

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (9L2du)

208 >>Also, what are the symptoms of Dengue Fever?

It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

Sounds like Barry when we have a date night.

Posted by: Reggie at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (2cuLk)

209 Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:31 PM (SqopC)


This. This is becoming a common occurrence (fake hate crimes) and they ought to prosecute people with the same federal statutes because faking the hate crime is just another hate crime. It was certainly an attempt to hurt a person based on ethnicity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (pUDQf)

210 Just took a quick stroll through CNN and msnbc. Jussie who? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (7ZQe3)

211 @205
Let me guess: fare beating? Blocking the box?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (SqopC)

212
Jane-

Hope Hubby gets looked at soon. That's a bitch. DR gave me a high
powered antibiotic to keep with me so I can knock something down without
extracurricular activities like waiting for hours.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM (bttOm)



Husband has dealt with this before. If his idiot doctor had seen him earlier today, he would be on a high-powered antibiotic right now. Instead he's lying on a gurney in an ER full of sick people with the flu. ER doc said it might be "a few hours" before they got to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

213 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save blow Jussie

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk)



FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (SiINZ)

214 Jussie is OUT? Jussie is OUT?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:32 PM


For years, apparently.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (hzGlR)

215 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:33 PM (9hauA)


A few years? More like a few months, I'll bet.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (AMIL/)

216 Let me guess, the FBI will find that he did not INTEND to do nuffin.

Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (talIc)

217 Some dope on Twitter was like, is it really worth the expense to improson Jussie.

I would personally donate to a gofundme to cover the expenses of housing him in the clink.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (9hauA)

218 I guess it will be easy to avoid jury duty for Jussie.

*dons MAGA cap*

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays, right? at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (zCyNd)

219 Dear Lord, I, a sinner, humbly implore you to tie this in to certain (D) Senators who have 2020 presidential campaigns to worry about.
Why introduce an anti-lynching bill now, in the year 2019, concurrent with this entire hoax?
And what if the hoax had succeeded?
Who would be in jail now?

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (w7KSn)

220 Buy fish antibiotics without a prescription. It's the same stuff and a lot cheaper.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (jXrK7)

221 Yeah, it seems like he's been id'd and held for a while"

Article I read said he's been in custody since last week...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (6qErC)

222 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)

223 Hasson stated his desire to "kill almost every last person on the earth" through biological weapons.

His grammar leaves something to be desired.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (sdi6R)

224 What you in for?

Armed robbery. You?

Felony jaywalking.

You got a purty mouth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (Z4rgH)

225 Hassan, a Coast Guard officer, wasn't paid during the shutdown. This drove him off the deep end. Trump took ownership of the shutdown. Trump wants to kill nearly every last person on Earth. Orangeman bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (xzqr4)

226 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny


------

No ABC reported on it in March 2018 but McCabe opened the investigation about a year earlier.

Posted by: MAGA at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (I5LRE)

227 jussie will be the new sloppy bottom sensation of the gay porn industry.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (KP5rU)

228 218
I guess it will be easy to avoid jury duty for Jussie.



*dons MAGA cap*

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays, right?

Don't forget your noose shaped tie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (20X6f)

229 >>>In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.


Chique, you are spot-on here. Leftists usually write the history books and teachers will fully indoctrinate those who come after us about the evils of conservatives.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (BqXKV)

230 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was
the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters
and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.


Hope that post doesn't get lost in the Minx Matrix. I'm willing to bet your prediction will prove to be scarily accurate.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (Tyii7)

231 "So Jussie..."
"Who put you up to this?"

" Is she a Senator?"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (LL1Be)

232 Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8"

Redundant?

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (6qErC)

233 60
ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions

And lo, verily the seventh seal was broken...


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:10 PM (LL1Be)


How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)

234 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.

Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.



Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)

235 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.
Posted by: Pete Seria

Anonymous sources tell me Ralph Peters sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (gkstg)

236 2020 is going to be fascinating, with what used to be the MSM coordinating with the dem candidates to fabricate vote getting outrages, and everyone else debunking them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (KyP0X)

237 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (7ZQe3)



And he only foamed at the mouth a little bit while saying it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (SiINZ)

238 A few years? More like a few months, I'll bet.

Posted by: Gref at February 20, 2019 08:35 PM (AMIL/)


Darn, beat me to it. I predict the series to appear in September 2019!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (f3oO4)

239 Don't forget your noose shaped tie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:37 PM (20X6f)

It's a bolo tie, H8r. Gift from Chief Three Teeth.

Posted by: Miklos, but jury duty pays big bucks right? at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (zCyNd)

240 Don't slay me, bro!

Posted by: the planet earth at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (Evws/)

241 I'd hope he could get an RX for a home stash. I travel a lot and I don't have time for ER's and am smart enough as I'm sure your hubby is to self-diagnose and start meds. It would sure be a big help.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 20, 2019 08:39 PM (bttOm)

242 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.
Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)


Diversity accelerates evolution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (f3oO4)

243 235
But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.

Posted by: Pete Seria



Anonymous sources tell me Ralph Peters sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


Endless wars gives me boners.

Posted by: Ralph Peters at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (20X6f)

244 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?
Posted by: Cuthbert

----

Three quarters of a million.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (KyP0X)

245 Say What? My new cellmate's name is Juicy??

Posted by: Prison Inmate at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (MI74Q)

246 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now."

In some states, hospitals are opening "minute clinics/ ERs"

Very convenient.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)

247 I think it's safe to stop calling it an "alleged attack" by now.

There are no allegations of any sort of attack anymore.

Outside of the obvious attack on decency and civilization... but you get my point, i'm sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (Ct55T)

248 And I'm putting two more front doors on my house thanks to GoFundMe.

Dumb ass.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (4thlk)

249 His grammar leaves something to be desired.

heh.
C and P from Teh Daily Beeest. Seems they were a bit excited and in a hurry to put the story out there.


Probably beating off with their non-typing hand.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

250 In a few years someone will release a documentary about how all this was the fault of the atmosphere of hate caused by Trump and his supporters and hom Jussie gurl is really a hero.

---------

Well, yeah. I mean - Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay friends of his of his over a drug deal, and they just had him ceremonially interred at the National Cathedral, as a heroic martyr, and a victim of the homophobic hatred and intolerance in America's heartland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (eadjG)

251 Hillary paid MCcabe's wife millions in campaign donations laundered through McAuliffe. Even the democrats out in Loudon county couldn't figure out where the hell 'Jill McCabe" came from because she wasn't anyone they were familiar with. Came out of the blue with McAuliffe money and even more from Planned Parenthood.

She lost.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (nRWPy)

252 Jussie's current indictment for disorderly conduct for filing a false police report is a class 4 felony and he'll be surrendering in court tomorrow at 1:30 P.M. He'll get bonded out and may never get the punishment he fully deserves for the mayhem he caused (and might have caused), but he's not going to get off scott free either. He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time. There's a great deal of unity on the Jussie's a freak express in Cook County. I believe this.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (tkNkP)

253 179 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie


Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2019 08:30 PM (o1fzk


Oblahblah got the 'hell-to-the-no' by HIS OWN JUDGE over building his stinking edifice on the lake. Methinks the time of the anointed one is over and history.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (yHznC)

254 What about Jussie sending hate mail to himself that had white powder (ground up aspirin) in it? Isn't sending crap like that through the mail a felony?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

255 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)

About a half mil to her campaign ( a very large amount for a state legislature race).

If I recall OK, the McCabes themselves are worth north of 11 million.

Posted by: Miklos, might be worth less soon at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

256 Maybe he can get a gig as the spokesperson for Clorox.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2019 08:42 PM (MI74Q)

257 Wouldn't it be great if Juicy rolled on Kameltoe and T-Bone for a reduced sentence?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (hjaPQ)

258 How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (9dzlp)


IIRC, Democrat Socialist Bagman McAuliffe dropped off about $700K in small unmarked bills to fund McCabe's wife political run (with minimal accounting because political contributions)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (f3oO4)

259 Say What? My new cellmate's name is Juicy??"

Don't do... crack?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (6qErC)

260 The last time I was in the ER I could hear people talking with the drug addicts, of whom there were many apparently, about how they didn't have to go through detox...but if they refused they'd be turned back over to the police and go to jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (cRkMZ)

261 He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time. There's a great deal of unity on the Jussie's a freak express in Cook County. I believe this.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (tkNkP)

Looks like black people are also mad at him, while at the same time finding him utterly ridiculous. No OJ Simpson solidarity for him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (9hauA)

262 183>>>

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (iAhR6)

263 254: I believe that falls under mail fraud. So yes, a felony.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (20X6f)

264 https://tinyurl.com/yxs7sper
or
https://tinyurl.com/yb8dchfr

For fish antibiotics. I've never used either site, so I can't vouch for them personally. You can get them on Amazon too. The comments are funny sometimes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

265 If you go to the ER by ambulance you get seen much faster. I once took my elderly mother, saw the wait, returned her home and called an ambulance.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (nRWPy)

266 This is a few years old but it's the first time I saw it...

Idiot terrorist takes selfie with bomb trigger phone and blows up the whole squad.

There's video of it.

http://tinyurl.com/y45r6gep

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

267 2020

Michelle / Howard

Democrat ticket

It will come about, disguised as a "draft".


And drafting Howard will happen because the Dems will "bury the differences and come together, in order to defeat OrangeManBad and return the nation to sanity".



Bank it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

268 244
How much money did Hilary pay McCabe's wife?

Posted by: Cuthbert



----



Three quarters of a million.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 20, 2019 08:40 PM (KyP0X)

Just a coinikydink I guess

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (9dzlp)

269
Dude, didn't you get the memo?



White is NOT a color!


The Crayola people disagree.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

270 the time of the anointed one is over and history."

Yep.

He's done, Jim.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (6qErC)

271 So Jussie failed at starting a race war and he gets his hand slapped ?

Guess if Lee Harvey woulda missed, he would have got a firing a weapon inside the city limits charge

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (RZ6R1)

272 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

273 Mopery

I knew a guy that got charged with Mopery.
He was guilty.
He's still a mope.

Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (FhXTo)

274 Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (nRWPy)

dagny, I think it was more like $700k (that we know about)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)

275 He'd have a hard time getting a non-hostile jury in Chicago at this time.

--------

I can't believe he'll go for a jury trial. The prosecutor is gonna give Jussie a sweetheart plea deal. Doubt it'll involve jail time.

If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eadjG)

276 Hassan seems to be a nihilist psycho, IOW, typical Dem, except ramped up to actually wanting violence.

But also he is either dumber than a box of rocks or wanted to get caught and charged as a neo-nazi; writing letters to "known white supremacists" as well as buying a whole lotta guns. Belongs in GITMO with the other terrorists IMO. that fits whether he is a stupid neo-nazi or a twisted psycho who was out to cause backlash against normal peaceful anti- communists.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eASYU)

277 Anybody with any sense knew it was a hoax from the minute they read about it. Didn't take the police much time to find all the pieces.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (r+sAi)

278 Looks like black people are also mad at him, while at the same time
finding him utterly ridiculous. No OJ Simpson solidarity for him.


This. I work in DC. Lots of eye rolling and "what a dumb ass" comments.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (20X6f)

279 Funny. CNN falls over itself to report on Russian collusion and Jussie but won't mention a bipartisan senate report that finds no collusion and will likely never mention Jussie being charged with falsifying a crime.


And I think this ought to be a crime as well. Picking and choosing what to report with the intent to harm.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (pUDQf)

280 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

Who's trying to take Muldoon's job?

Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 08:46 PM (FhXTo)

281 Jussie's lawyer is arranging to have him break into song under hard testimony ... then he'll go for the insanity plea.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (Cus5s)

-----------------------------

OK, this made me think of that episode of MASH that had Colonel Potter before he was Colonel Potter, where he's presiding over some sort of military hearing, and tries to get the black lawyer? prosecutor? to perform a song and dance number. Turns out, the not-Colonel Potter was batshit crazy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8g9zh)

282 Here now arrest being "negotiated" for Jussie - what? Not sending FBI and CNN in standard two by two to kick in his door...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (32YRo)

283 Last time I was in the ER with the kid. I think it was for the dog bite, not the dislocated elbow....they all run together.
I was listening to an english speaking child of about 5 act as translator for herself and her mother. They were asking what shots she had had, like have you had the flu shot? She asked her mother and the translation was "No, I've never had any shots, we don't have those in Honduras."

Nice. Bring a few more communicable diseases to the hospital and country.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (nRWPy)

284 272 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?
Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)


You are confusing hip-hop with music.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8Is7P)

285 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM (jXrK7)

In preparation for the burning times, make sure you know a "friendly" vet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)

286 Hasson sounds like a drug addicted head case. Tramadol? How is he even making it to work? Another epic moment in pharmaceutical achievement. I wonder if it was prescribed or illegally obtained?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (AyNAw)

287 Shooter on Broadway!

https://bit.ly/2Ta4dog

Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (+y/Ru)

288 "If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though."

Gee, if only there were someone in the Federal gov. right now, in high office, willing to pursue this flagrant violation of the USPS code, and maybe, just maybe, we could all have a prayer that there is such a thing as justice at the federal level.

What was I thinking?

He will get away with it. Maybe get some book deals.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)

290 Turns out, the not-Colonel Potter was batshit crazy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (8g9zh)

General Steele......

"When the sun goes down and the tide goes out, Juicey gathers round and he begins to shout......"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

291 254: I believe that falls under mail fraud. So yes, a felony.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:43 PM



Mail fraud. Hahahaha!

https://youtu.be/jDmA2xoIoFU

Posted by: Newman! at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)

292 How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (icI8A)

293 It was 750k PLUS PAC money via McAuliffe. Some big amount from Planned Parenthood, etc. They're all from the same purse really.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (nRWPy)

294 No TV, so don't see whackjob Ralph Peters - they still put his fulminations on the toob? He's sort of the discount John Brennan - lots of similarity in Teh Crazy and hatreds they exhibit. Though I don't recall ever seeing a remotely intelligent thing come out of Brennan's trap, while Peters, before his derangement, was at least capable of "duh, yeah, of course" sorts of "insights".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

295 "Posted by: Newman! at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro) "

There will be a small fine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)

296 Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)

297 289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)

That's been reported for a while. Donation came through Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

298 There has got to be a better way to structure ERs then how they are now.

Basically if you aren't going to die you sit, uncomfortably, sharing germs with the illegals, drug addicts and winos for HOURS.



Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)

Lot of free standing ER and Urgent Care facilities now. Hospital ER service created that need.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

299 A biologically female penis is also male fraud!

And we have completed the circle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (jXrK7)

300 Jussie's legal team will be conducting an investigation. He's going to claim he's innocent like Coonman and Poonman.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (hECVl)

301 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie Posted by: JoeF.

Thankfully, Obama is pretty much devoid of clout in Chicago these days. His "library" location is meeting heavy resistance and a court recently allowed the lawsuit against it to proceed.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

302 So McCabe goes on his book tour right before Mueller is going to drop his report?

What a coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

303 LOL


@TitaniaMcGrath
It is absolutely *essential* that we believe Jussie Smollett.

If we don't, other people who haven't been attacked might not have the courage to come forward.#IBelieveJussie

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1098306788439588865

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (BJlbN)

304 Ralph Peters was the "hobo" version of Brennan. Couldn't stand him. Colonel Klink made more sense...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (32YRo)

305 Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

306 203
Who is this Hassan guy?

Coast Guard Lieutenant.

Section 8.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:34 PM (LL1Be)

Nice nutshell. He was arrested on weapons charges for being an illegal user of Tramadol, apparently. Long-running white supremacist (30 years, by his apparent admission). Modest collection of firearms. Delusions of grandeur that outpaces all apparent mental and ability physical ability to deliver. Although the media is playing it up as if he had this master plan well under way to bring about the end of the world and death to a bunch of dem pols and talking heads.

The guy was a loon of the highest order, who they nabbed for weapons charges - prohibited possessor - the kind the feds refuse to prosecute every day.

Not saying it is not a good thing they rounded him up. But don't believe the media about how spectacular his plans were.

Check the heavy link I posted above.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (t6MX/)

307 296
Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


Information and grocery store ads. Mostly grocery store ads.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (20X6f)

308 Insomnirached?

Posted by: San Franpsycho


"New-found Joy"

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (8u1cU)

309 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, plenty of states passed laws saying you can't deny care to anyone who comes in to ER.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2fwWU)

310 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

311 Dagny @ 265- Also see some arriving by ambulance taken off the gurney, placed in a wheelchair, and sent to wait with other poor bastards in triage. Mileage varies.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (zLDYs)

312 305
Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

Yep he's a pussy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (9dzlp)

313 301 Using his Chicago clout,Obama will intervene to save Jussie Posted by: JoeF.

Thankfully, Obama is pretty much devoid of clout in Chicago these days. His "library" location is meeting heavy resistance and a court recently allowed the lawsuit against it to proceed.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)

And he would have to come in from the golf course.

Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (SqKDB)

314 EMTALA, Act of Congress that makes it illegal to deny emergency medical care.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (jXrK7)

315 That's been reported for a while. Donation came through Terry McAuliffe.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (cF8AT)


Who also committed visa fraud by taking money from Chinese "investors" in his failed Green Car company in exchange for residence visas

Posted by: Miklos, worth mentioning at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (zCyNd)

316 "Anybody with any sense knew it was a hoax from the minute they read about it."

Excepting CNN, MSNBC, CBS, NBC, FOX, et al.

Because they are all so much smarter than the rest of us.

How they maintain a shred of credibility with anyone is beyond me.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

317 305
Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (jXrK7)

If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (t6MX/)

318 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Peter principle?

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

319 Not sure how much he took or how much they found at his desk. They did post a photo of about 30 vials of HGH that he had illegally.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 08:53 PM (AyNAw)

320 uh oh
Heavy Cannabis Users linked to Strange Syndrome
Going to Emergency Rooms Screaming and Crying.

muh wheed?

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (LL1Be)

321 Nothing will happen to him. He hits all the proper marks--black, gay, hates Trump.
What he will do is issue a "heartfelt" apology, saying he was just trying to highlight the deep prejudices in America.

He gets his own show, movie offers, and renown.

If this had been any of us, we'd be looking at ten years in the slammer.

Jussie just got a boost in his career, that's all. Next year, he'll host the Oscars and we'll all be lectured about how he "survived" being a "victim" of "racism."
Yes, eight years of Obama has made me an incurable cynic.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (l9m7l)

322

How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.

Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

323 Well, yeah. I mean - Matthew Shepard was murdered by gay friends of his of his over a drug deal, and they just had him ceremonially interred at the National Cathedral, as a heroic martyr, and a victim of the homophobic hatred and intolerance in America's heartland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:41 PM (eadjG


If only they publicized this fact as loudly as they did the gay hate crime angle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (pUDQf)

324 Random other person: This is a parody account right?

TitaniaMcGrath: No

HAHAHAHAHA


Posted by: 18-1 at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (cRkMZ)

325 Tammy, um, think that's a federal law (denial of life-saving care), 1986 I think. Wasn't my area back then, but willing to bet $20 the law was a response to ...... just about absolutely nothing (i.e., more credible UFO sightings logged than cases of actual denial of urgent care for $$$ reasons). Just my guess that the dumbification of the country, which was complete/incapacitating a few years back, was revving up even 30 years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

326 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (jXrK7)

327 ER we go to is newly remodeled, very nice. Catholic hospital. The gangbangers, illegals, and drug addicts go to the big trauma hospital closer to town.


Son is heading to the ER now to hang with his dad, since his campus is just about five minutes away. Husband just texted me that he's still in the hall, they've taken more blood, and there's talk of letting him come home.


What an ordeal, for something that could have been handled in his doctor's office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

328 If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


And a Crocs wearing bitch.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (NLLmE)

329 I saw Nihilist Psycho open for Marilyn Manson at Numbers Houston 2001.

They were better than the main act.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

330 285
In preparation for the burning times, make sure you know a "friendly" vet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)


I even told my vet a few years ago that if Obamacare went through I'd want to make her my primary physician.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

331

Heavy Cannabis Users linked to Strange Syndrome
Going to Emergency Rooms Screaming and Crying.


"OMG! I'M OUTTA WEED! HALP ME PLEASE!!!!111"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (HaL55)

332 107 Dengue Fever > Nickelback

ROFL!

I'm pretty sure that both my daughter and I came down with Dengue Fever about 10 years ago in Fort Worth, because after it was over it was the only thing I could find that came close to describing our symptoms. Boy, that was an ordeal.

cut to the chase - how did we get it? I think I know exactly how; a few hours before the symptoms started, we had gone to a small local mexican restaurant, usually had good food. There was an epidemic of Dengue Fever in Central America that year, and I'm sure that restaurant and hired a bunch of just across the border Guatemalans to work the kitchen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

333 2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)

It's a 1 to 3 year felony.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (dJdQf)

334 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?

No, because if they could sing they wouldn't fucking descend to rap.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

335 292
How much Tramadol? I've taken it for pain before, didn't really seem all that narcotic, but I admittedly have a high threshold.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:49 PM (icI8A)

Something like 400 tablets, ordered from Mexico.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (t6MX/)

336 "Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55) "

I wasn't even sure it was high enough schedule to be illegal to have without an Rx. I guess it is if he got busted for it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (icI8A)

337 If obama had a son, he would be a shithead pussy agitator just like Smolette.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

And a Crocs wearing bitch.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 08:55 PM (NLLmE)

How do you know Sasha and Malia would let him borrow their clothes?

Posted by: Miklos, point of order at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (zCyNd)

338 On a gurney in the hall near my husband, was a morbidly obese guy wearing shorts and BRIGHT YELLOW CROCS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

339 Son is heading to the ER now to hang with his dad, since his campus is just about five minutes away. Husband just texted me that he's still in the hall, they've taken more blood, and there's talk of letting him come home.


What an ordeal, for something that could have been handled in his doctor's office..

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry to hear this Jane. Will they give him any antibiotics (or a script) to take home?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

340 Do stars of rap/hip-hop shows who go to prison go to Sing-Sing?
Posted by: Miklos, worth asking at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (zCyNd)

Only because, inexplicably, there is no prison called "Muddafuckah, Muddafuckah".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

341 I'm high on Mexican Tramadol..

I got a Mexican woah ohhhh Tramadol....


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (icI8A)

342 296 Just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (icI8A)


I remember when Denver USPS kept refusing to mail Focus on the Family newsletters. They would say things like, "You loaded the pallets backwards," so Focus would have to videotape the loading to prove the USPS was lying.

Posted by: Emmie at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (4HMW8)

343 BB.. mailed part of your order today. Waiting for the supplies to make keychains and of course they were waiting for me when I got home! lol.. so the keychain will be on it's way soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (dUJdY)

344 Supremely WHITE Supremacist boasting of WHITENESS and Supremacy. While WHITE.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

And Coast Guard ships are WHITE! With an Orange stripe! COLLUSION!

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (dJdQf)

345 Sorry to hear this Jane. Will they give him any antibiotics (or a script) to take home?

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 08:57 PM (cF8AT)


Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

346 Throw his ass in jail for the same length the Nigerian Nightmare Brothers would have went for.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (W2J+a)

347 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

Eh, plenty of states passed laws saying you can't deny care to anyone who comes in to ER.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2fwWU)

ERs have been a nightmare for a long time. I'm just surprised the idea of free standing ERs took so long.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (2DOZq)

348 Ok, I looked it up. She spent almost a million dollars. I went through the donations, and apparently there are a bunch of democrat pacs by "lesbian, bi, gay" that I guess are side pacs to the dnc by sexual preference.

I should start a heterosexual pac.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)

349 335
Something like 400 tablets, ordered from Mexico.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:56 PM (t6MX/)


I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

350 Only because, inexplicably, there is no prison called "Muddafuckah, Muddafuckah".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

Hello Muddafuckah
Hello Faddafuckah

Here I am at
Camp Fedfuckanowa

Posted by: Miklos, with apologies at February 20, 2019 09:00 PM (zCyNd)

351 Jussie gonna be jus tossin some salad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 20, 2019 09:00 PM (pw+jk)

352 Hasson has allegedly espoused extreme views for years. Court documents say that in June 2017, Hasson describedan "interesting idea" in an email draft that included "biological attacks followed by attack on food
supply." -FOX News

==

what's the context?
was he talking about a movie plot?

if he really is a mad terrorist wannabe I'm glad he's arrested, but I hope they've got more than that


Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BJlbN)

353 251: And Rosenstein who helped clear her 3 previous times, has a wife who's represented HRC and Obama many times. The swamp is quite incestuous

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (U7k5w)

354 Our symptoms - it starts off like any flu, but it's called "bonebreak fever" because you have weird, terrible internal pains that to some people feel like their bones are breaking (my daughters symptoms exactly) To me, I had chest pains that made me think that maybe I was having a heart attack (I wasn't) and I checked into a hospital. And that's when I almost got killed, not by the disease, but by the friendly hospital staff. I told them of my symptoms, and a helpful nurse said "well we're busy and can't get you to see the doctor right away, but I'll give you a shot of nitroglycerine to ease your symptoms."

Well, since I did NOT actually have heart problems, and their preliminary diagnosis was completely wrong, the nitro didn't work at all like they thought it did. Instead, it dropped my BP to 70/20 and I collapsed. THEN they looked at me seriously, and after a few hours, after I recovered from what THEY had done to me, I went home with some painkillers and recovered on my own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

355 I should start a heterosexual pac.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (nRWPy)


I regret to inform you that I may have to report you for a hate crime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (f3oO4)

356 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 08:58 PM (nPGq2)

That's for Italians

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (W2J+a)

357 Posted by: rhomboid at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (QDnY+)

It was a way to get illegals (and to a certain extent, those poor old "uninsured" people) medical care. I lived in your neck of the woods (I think..SoCal, anyway) when it passed, and also worked at a hospital. It was the general consensus that it was the first shot over the bow at financially destroying hospitals to usher in socialized medicine, as it was called at the time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (2fwWU)

358 #IsJussieInJailYet

Posted by: sinalco at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (yODqO)

359 Hello elderly racists!

Posted by: Virgil Grady at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (p91BG)

360 Great. Noted racist Spike Lee and America's first gay muslim traitorous now ex-president, Obama are at the Duke/UNC game. I will assume ESPN will be blowing them soon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (20X6f)

361 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

A lot of Marine Corps pilots got out at 0-6 - don't know why it was hard to make General as a pilot but crazy batshit behavior in Nam and elsewhere may have contributed - just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (32YRo)

362 I don't see how anyone thought this Jussie schmo would be an icon for "Black America".

A) He's gay. Black America don't take too kindly to the 'mos.

B) He's only known for mediocre musical theater and a crappy TV drama that only middle aged liberal white women watch. Not exactly bastions of Black culture.

C) That cafe-au-lait twerp is about as Black as I am (tip: I ain't Black at all)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (Ct55T)

363 @TitaniaMcGrath
It is absolutely *essential* that we believe Jussie Smollett.

If we don't, other people who haven't been attacked might not have the courage to come forward.#IBelieveJussie

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1098306788439588865
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 08:51 PM (BJlbN)



That's pretty funny. Sadly, there is no difference between that parody and the lunacy the left peddles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (SiINZ)

364 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

That's what I am saying. Nutbag with delusions of grandeur and no ability to deliver. He started making online moves like the deranged dem that shot up Scalise, et al., so it was good they grabbed him on the weapons violations.

But still. Media hype with all the scary words. Assholes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 09:02 PM (t6MX/)

365 346 Throw his ass in jail for the same length the Nigerian Nightmare Brothers would have went for.


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (W2J+a)


Uh, no. Smellitt wanted two WHITE guys to take the fall.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yHznC)

366 When my boat left the UK, the corpseman asked to see any OTC medications we had purchased. I asked him why and he told me that you can buy medications like codeine over the counter there and he was supposed to take them away if we had so we didn't bring them to the back to US.

My response, "Why the fuck didn't you tell me this when we 1st got there?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (jXrK7)

367 An email from June 2017? Wow. Good to know someone acted quickly on that threat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (AyNAw)

368 I should start a heterosexual pac.
Pale Penis PAC

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

369 Apparently it's Schedule IV. Not super serious, but that's the same as most sleeping pills and all of the benzodiazepines. Including roofies, though you can't legally get though in the US.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (icI8A)

370 Puh. My elderly mother was given every narcotic in the book when her vertebrae started dissolving. Tramadol made her crazier, but half the old people at her resort pop it all day.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (nRWPy)

371 289 A commenter at Insty's today said Mrs McCabe got $700G from Hillary when the average campaign funding for her race (Congress?) is $400G. No source cited.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 08:48 PM (Evws/)


A couple of armlengths in there. There was a PAC controlled by Terry McAuliffe - not Hillary. McAuliffe steered the money to Dr. McCabe. Hillary did do fundraising for the PAC.

Senate Candidates averaged $500k in fundraising in Virginia in 2015 - which is the seat Dr. McCabe was running for. I am trying to find the breakdown on spending for McCabe's campaign - reporting on the race said that both candidates raised about $700k - I think that probably does not include "outside expenditures."

Dems raised twice as much money as Republicans in that cycle and were really trying to take control of the Virginia legislature. (McCabe lost to the incumbent) So I would say it probably isn't too far out of the ordinary for the amount spent.

But it still looks unssemly.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

372 353:The swamp is quite incestuous

Posted by: CN


Don't judge.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brotha fucka at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (20X6f)

373 Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

Can't his doc give him a script with refills to have on hand for this?

Start slamming Zinc tablets.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

374 Yeah. Just like his doctor would have done. And has done. Now, if we both can avoid coming down with some gawd awful disease from the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM

When I was in the hospital last November my last roomie was a Hispanic woman, spoke no English, blind from uncontrolled diabetes, called out constantly for the "senoras" (nurses) because she had to "pee pee" every 15 minutes. At one point she got out of bed and squatted on the floor. I could hear her pee gushing all over the floor. Such a delightful multiculti experience!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (zmIJL)

375 No ones career ends at O-6 unless they were worthless.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Paging Kurt Schlichter, Kurt Schlichter to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Virgil Grady at February 20, 2019 09:04 PM (p91BG)

376 Jane, hope your hubs feels better soon.

Low residue diet is supposed to be good - you know, steak without sides, etc.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (BJlbN)

377

I wasn't even sure it was high enough schedule to be illegal to have without an Rx. I guess it is if he got busted for it.

It's a controlled substance because it contains Opie-oids. It's Aunt Bee Approved! Comes with an MSDS and everything warning of the risk of getting hooked.


Yeah, if you eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a few years and nothing else. What a fucking joke. It's like watching that pot movie from the '30's where some jazz musician takes one hit and turns into Fronkenshteen's Monster in about 3 seconds and goes looking for victims to do...something to, we never find out what, exactly. But it must be bad because we never see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55)

378 Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yHznC)

Then double his sentence.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (W2J+a)

379 Well, since I did NOT actually have heart problems,
and their preliminary diagnosis was completely wrong, the nitro didn't
work at all like they thought it did. Instead, it dropped my BP to
70/20 and I collapsed. THEN they looked at me seriously, and after a
few hours, after I recovered from what THEY had done to me, I went home
with some painkillers and recovered on my own.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)


Jeebus. The last time I was at this ER was the week my mother died. I can't even think about it without getting sick with rage. She had aspirated something after breakfast one morning, and her blood thinner caused her lungs to fill with blood. Then, she got better and was laughing and talking and blew me a kiss when I left her. Bottom line, she was due to come home on a Monday, and all her docs (who we were very close to) all left for the weekend. Doc on duty decided to sedate her, for some unknown reason, and told her she wasn't going to make it. The sedation killed her. The nurse couldn't even look me in the eye.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

380 At one point she got out of bed and squatted on the floor. I could hear
her pee gushing all over the floor. Such a delightful multiculti
experience!


Urine big trouble.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

381 Obama inst' going to do jack. When did he ever stick his neck out for anyone?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

He went balls out for the Mullahs...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (CCON5)

382 Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

Except it won't upset your stomach or make you bleed internally.

Posted by: girldog at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (SJiiM)

383 Always find it interesting how different people have completely different reactions to Rx drugs. I've been on just about everything in the pharmacy, and only Orap (Pimozide) made me psychotic. Too bad, because it completed cured my tics. But it made me a tiny little 9 year old ball of rage and I tried to assault my mom. So that didn't last long.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (icI8A)

384 Sean "Run Forrest" Hannity just posted a great list of fake hate crimes.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (LL1Be)

385
Jane, hope your hubs feels better soon.



Low residue diet is supposed to be good - you know, steak without sides, etc.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (BJlbN)


He is doing low carb, lots of meat, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

386 369: DEA didn't bother making it a schedule IV until 2014. It was prescription, but not a big synthetic opioid that was considered a worry at normal doses. Like anything else, it can be abused, so it became controlled. Some docs want to put Seroquel, of all things, on the lists because it weirdly has "street value"

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (U7k5w)

387 Paging Kurt Schlichter, Kurt Schlichter to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Virgil Grady

Army Lawyer - was never gonna make 0-7...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (32YRo)

388 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (7ZQe3)

389 Nutbag with delusions of grandeur and no ability to deliver.

This divining of intent... Like when Hillary DID stuff but didn't intend to. I guess it's in the Constitution, so what can you do.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (CE5C/)

390

Lara Logan has got yuge tracks of land. She'll be on Hannity's show tonight.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:09 PM (SiINZ)

391 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

--------------------------------

Asteroids? Black holes? C'mon, people, let's think outside the box!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 09:09 PM (8g9zh)

392 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:08 PM (7ZQe3)

-----------------------------

He is one of those that Trump completely broke.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ffYR/)

393 "must be bad because we never see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55) "

Of course we're also a country where pot is a Schedule I drug yet fentanyl is Schedule II.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (icI8A)

394 He is doing low carb, lots of meat, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

that's good

beware of veggies and fruit - the fiber is very irritating and any seeds are the enemy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (BJlbN)

395 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:07 PM (icI8A)

Even the same drug made by different manufacturers can have different effects.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

396 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my God Jane, I'm so sorry. That's awful

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (dUJdY)

397 After years, decades of great writing, Peej went HRC.

Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (w7KSn)

398 Urine big trouble.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

------------------------

Maybe try some cranberry juice...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 20, 2019 09:10 PM (8g9zh)

399 WTF happened to PJ O'Rourke. He used to be funny. Now he's just another never Trump asshole.

Posted by: Pete Seria

Same with Andrew Sullivan - they just became limp noodles - comedic timing got off and then they just became useless scolds in the end.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (32YRo)

400 I'm not a mathematician, but I don't think you could kill "almost every last person on Earth" with 400 of anything.

I wonder how you'd adjust the dosage to not get too few but not too many, either.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (CE5C/)

401 Even all.
As my 'Ol man was a warden, i don't relish anyone going to jail. But this sumbich was willing to let two innocents talk the fall over his bogus race baiting.
To hell with him.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (0tfLf)

402 Husband is being released. His phone is nearly dead so he didn't go into anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

403 AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.

Someone put up a billboard. Lol

She's the gift that keeps on giving. Five will get you ten that she's re-elected easily in her district.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (pUDQf)

404

BB.. mailed part of your order today. Waiting for the supplies to make
keychains and of course they were waiting for me when I got home! lol..
so the keychain will be on it's way soon!


Cool, Jewells. I can wait for the keychain, so no rush. The rest is for B'Gal's birfday next week.
She loves your jewelry. Thanks for making me look good!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

405 Lin Wood is on Hannity's show. Just thanked him for supporting Richard Jewell when no one else would.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

406 I love anal-gesics.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (AyNAw)

407 Same with Andrew Sullivan - they just became limp noodles - comedic timing got off and then they just became useless scolds in the end.

Posted by: Boswell at

I meant Andrew Ferguson - not Sullivan - he's always been a limp noodle

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (32YRo)

408 Jane I missed what happened to your hubby. I scrolled up but I must have missed it. Glad he's okay. (I think?)

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

409 Urine big trouble.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:06 PM (LL1Be)

*********
But you're Number 1!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (0tfLf)

410 AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.

Can she be Biden's running mate, please? He promises he won't feel her up.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (CE5C/)

411 We should keep pumping the black hate hoax
If we don't we might have to read more about the 20 year military white supremist Trump liver tgst was about to do a mass murder hoping to start a race war

Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

412 Good evening all: So Jussie is going to plead guilty?

Posted by: IC at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (LJUs+)

413 Jane, that came out totally wrong. I hope he's okay.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (dUJdY)

414 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

How about no

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W2J+a)

415 BB, you're welcome but thanks belong to you.. it should be there Saturday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

416 Such a nice name, a single name, a newcomer...

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (CE5C/)

417 410
AOC is upset that people are calling her stupid for blowing up the Amazon deal.



Can she be Biden's running mate, please? He promises he won't feel her up.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (CE5C/)

Come on baby, shake yer moneymaker!

Posted by: Pastey Joe at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (9dzlp)

418 Jane I missed what happened to your hubby. I scrolled up but I must have missed it. Glad he's okay. (I think?)

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)


Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because "busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy). He's got a script for antibiotics and pain meds.


He arrived at 3:15 this afternoon. And it's 9:20 now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

419 Jussie and the Postal Service

It could go down a lot like this.

From Seinfeld; Kramer and the Postmaster General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqt1uAxibw

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 20, 2019 09:15 PM (S6Pax)

420 Tom Servo @ 332- That's why we eat Posados. Established and clean.

Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

421 "In the end this is only a Class 4 Felony"

Posted by: scottst at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (mDrEG)

422 Always find it interesting how different people have completely different reactions to Rx drugs.

--------

I have a reaction to opiates that I've been told is pretty atypical. For one thing, I tend to stay up all night. Not hyper, but not sleepy at all. And that's good for the girlfriend, because it also causes erections that last more than four hours. It's definitely weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (eadjG)

423 Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie.

Disorderly conduct.

What a friggin joke.

People who bear false witness need to be held liable for, at the very minimum, the amount of punishment they tried to expose someone else to. They need to be found guilty of the crime they tried to frame someone else for - plus an added penalty for initiating the whole thing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (+pejQ)

424 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)

------------------------------

You're starting to sound like ramondo, Sport. Report for your OS upgrade.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (ffYR/)

425 The best possible outcome of the AOC sign is that she will now try to prove to us how smart she is.

Like Chrissy always did with Jack on Three's Company.

"Hillarity ensues. . . "

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (AyNAw)

426 Looks like a lame one-name troll has slipped in. Must be shift change at the glory hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (nPGq2)

427 Lin Wood on Hannity. I would help with research for free to nail some of that Twitter or MSM mob.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (11H2y)

428 If the Feds pursue charges, he could actually be in trouble, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 08:45 PM (eadjG)

Fed jury pool will be larger than just Chicago/Cook County.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (dJdQf)

429 Posted by: Kurt at February 20, 2019 09:13 PM (XVon9)



English, how do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 09:17 PM (SiINZ)

430 If you don't want to be called dumb then don't be dumb.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

431 But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset.
Posted by: Pete Seria


Col Ralph has gone koo-koo bananas about Trump. Several years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (S6Pax)

432 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

433 Will AOC take an IQ test? That would be awesome.

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

434 "felony disorderly conduct for filing a false police report"
sounds suspiciously like something they will try to plea down... Court supervision is my guess.. and a fine..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (438dO)

435

BB, you're welcome but thanks belong to you.. it should be there Saturday.

That gives me four days to forget where I hid her presents.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

436 What's a shame is AOC is still smarter than Obama.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (2DOZq)

437 Looks like a lame one-name troll has slipped in. Must be shift change at the glory hole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:16 PM (nPGq2)


There's going to be an opening soon in the Chicago area.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

438 Lin Wood on Hannity. I would help with research for free to nail some of that Twitter or MSM mob


THIS! I'd bet the horde would jump all over this.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)

439 Everyone please look away from Jusse Smollett. We have a washed d-bag over here that we have trotted out for a distraction.

Can we get a native american over here to bang a drum or something.

Posted by: One Name Troll at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (9dzlp)

440 Will AOC take an IQ test? That would be awesome.

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

Just station her in front of a mirror, and have her count her teeth without taking her socks off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (nPGq2)

441 Geez Jane.. that sucks. It's why I HATE the ER and won't go unless I'm dying. Our town has two and one of them, St. Lukes is very well known for their care. But the ER is a joke. As this town has gotten bigger every druggie meth head fucked up shitball goes there for whatever ails them.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

442 Still lucky some random white dudes weren't walking around that cold night.
OTOH, I know nothing of the chicago neighborhood, maybe no white people there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (r+sAi)

443 Fed jury pool will be larger than just Chicago/Cook County.

Posted by: Fox2
............
What? No.. they pick fed jurors from the district.. Cook county would probably be where they come from.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (438dO)

444 A lot of Marine Corps pilots got out at 0-6 - don't know why it was hard to make General as a pilot but crazy batshit behavior in Nam and elsewhere may have contributed - just saying. 

Posted by: Boswell

I thought it a lot was harder to do in the Marines. I worked with some Marines and Navy guys a while back, and the joke amongst them was that the Navy guy would be first to make Captain.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (CCON5)

445 Reason Peter's career ended at Colonel.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

*********
Lieutenant Colonel.
And that's as high as he would go.

Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

446 Memba that guy who shot up the republican ball game....shit wait I said tha wrong.

Coast guard racists gun nut over HERE!

Posted by: One Name Troll at February 20, 2019 09:21 PM (9dzlp)

447 Just station her in front of a mirror, and have her count her teeth without taking her socks off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2019 09:19 PM (nPGq2

Unnn...ooooh....eeeee...orrrrrr....shit. Gotta start over.


Unnnn....oooooh...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:21 PM (pUDQf)

448 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope he let's her speak...Hannity has a tendency to cut off his best guests with more...Hannity.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)

449 Lin Wood called Drums with Four Teeth a liar. This is going to be great.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (bML9A)

450 jane, diverticulitis can be a bear; I had/have it and would live on Ensure for three-four days. No nuts, no seeds, take Metamucil. it helps. At some point, surgery might be needed, though.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (11H2y)

451 Lara Logan is going to be on Hannity's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope he let's her speak...Hannity has a tendency to cut off his best guests with more...Hannity.



Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)


He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

452 Lara is definitely a cutie, with that nice "Sud African" accent.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (icI8A)

453
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:22 PM (32YRo)

He drives me crazy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)




oooo oooooooooooo!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (9dzlp)

454 Can't Jussie be charged habitual liar/criminal? The DUI, the letter and the attack?

Posted by: Infidel at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (9L2du)

455 Like no one else..

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (NLLmE)

456 Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.

Posted by: Diogenes

Sounds about right - never got there but always heard there was politics above 0-5 and no one needed a smart ass...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (32YRo)

457 Jewells, my dad was head of the ER at Hillcrest for...6 years I believe. It's a nightmare job that chews up most of the docs who do it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (icI8A)

458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

459 Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)

460 Kamala Harris, Spartacus and T-Bone all pretty damn quiet.

As is, no doubt, that brilliant political commentator of this current year - Alyssa Milano.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (9fXnJ)

461 Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

Serious or just jakes?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (W2J+a)

462
jane, diverticulitis can be a bear; I had/have it and would live on
Ensure for three-four days. No nuts, no seeds, take Metamucil. it
helps. At some point, surgery might be needed, though.

Posted by: vivi at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (11H2y)


He hasn't had an outbreak in about three years. He's under a lot of stress right now. I don't think that helps. And we both take fiber caps every single day, and he doesn't eat nuts, seeds, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

463 I missed this 0-6 conversation.
Do people not know officers usually end their careers at 0-4 and 0-5?
Promotion is based on slots available, as established by Congress. Many good men and women get passed over for this reason alone. To make 0-6 puts you in the tip 1% of your year group.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (0tfLf)

464 I want him charged federally for terrorist mail threat and conspiracy.

State felony 4 disorderly conduct is small potatoes. They won't give him prison time for that.

If all he's convicted of is that state charge, he's still going to be an SJW hero, and he's going to find ways to reap $millions, Kapernick-style. You can bet on it.

I'd love to see Ellen Page eat her hateful ignorant arrogant blather, but she'll probably never reach that level of self-awareness. "Ooooh, I travel all over the world (unlike you benighted rubes) and see all the hurt and oppressed people (unlike you stupid dogwhistlers) and I feel for them so very deeply (unlike you black-hearted normal people) and I'm a saintly virtue-signaling celebrity activist who will never ever stop climbing up inside your ass (because you are all klansmen.)"


Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (mk9aG)

465 "Breaking news Charges filed against Justice4Jussie."

Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

I mean obviously he HAS to be prosecuted or there is no such thing as hate crime justice; but to have charges drawn and executed... in Chicago? I'm actually amazed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 09:25 PM (6eEQ+)

466 Ralph was one of my students. Brilliant guy. But not afraid to let everyone else know he was the smartest guy in the room.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:20 PM (0tfLf)

Sorry did not intend to indicate he was incompetent but just the opposite as you indicated. He thought he was smarter than everyone and not in a good way. People who make the decisions on your career may think that's a negative.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

467 The states attorney taking over from Fox is named magats. Kid you not

Posted by: Pj at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (qlTN9)

468 Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (9fXnJ)

469 Jewells, my dad was head of the ER at Hillcrest for...6 years I believe. It's a nightmare job that chews up most of the docs who do it.

Oh I can believe that. I know most of the docs do their best and the nurses too. It just chaps my ass that these druggie losers show up with a hangnail and wail and moan like they're dying. Meanwhile.. someone in real need sits in his/her chair suffering.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dUJdY)

470 2 Disorderly conduct!? That's it!?
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (cF8AT)
+++

That's what I said.

Posted by: Flyover at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (B5K06)

471 Jill spent $1,668,014 and the other guy spent $848,000.

"Common Good VA" was the biggest spender and that's McAuliffe's PAC, Democrat party was the next, then Planned Parenthood, then the guy who owns the wizards, then a charlottesville lawyer, then emily's list, etc. "Casa in action.

For the love of God, it's every evil group all rolled into one list.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

472 What did Kamala know and when did she know it?

Posted by: Pj at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (qlTN9)

473

Hell, I'd like that to be mandatory for all politicians. Just a precaution.

They should be required to take a test about the Constitution. Written, administered and graded by all the SCOTUS justices. 100 questions. Miss one and they'd be disqualified from running.
That'd send a message that they'd better have their feces amalgamated before they have any power. At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

474 Illinois felony 4 disorderly conduct charge for Jussie.

By comparison, merely recording a phone call in Illinois is a felony X that will get you ten years prison. Hey, it's not like you tried to ignite a f&cking race war or anything.

Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (mk9aG)

475 382 Tramadol is glorified aspirin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

Except it won't upset your stomach or make you bleed internally."

Aspirin won't do that unless you take a ridiculous amount. And tramadol gives a lot more people nausea than aspirin does.

I see people taking it, abusing it, and I wonder why - I've had some for a pulled muscle, and it did almost nothing for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (V2Yro)

476 Smollet is going to plead this down to something else and will not serve time, he will do a show for charity for community service or something.

I am surprised he is charged.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

477 He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:26 PM (9fXnJ)

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I'll still be very surprised if he actually does any time. Everything else we've seen for the last several years WRT to arrested #Resistance goons suggests: sweetheart plea bargain, released on time served.

We can't be discouraging the other goons from acting on their urges.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (eadjG)

478 If Juicy gets punished, it'll be because he's damaging The Resistance.

Posted by: davidt at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (MI74Q)

479 Serious or just jakes?
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (W2J+a)

*******

Serious.
An interesting guy really, but he was such a jerk I refused to read any of his stuff, even though I was told his writing was good.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (0tfLf)

480 At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)


SO, why do you hate diversity?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (f3oO4)

481 Do people not know officers usually end their careers at 0-4 and 0-5?
Promotion is based on slots available, as established by Congress. Many good men and women get passed over for this reason alone. To make 0-6 puts you in the tip 1% of your year group.

Posted by: Diogenes

You make O-4 in eight years if you keep your nose clean - O-5 if you are smart enough to pursue the right billets and not pissing people off - O-6 is politics and knowing people, having the right billets and solid Fitreps, post graduate doesn't hurt. O-7 and above is all politics...

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (32YRo)

482 All we know about Kamala is that she is a pot-smoking whore who screws old politicians.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (AyNAw)

483

Did we actually see a worm turn? Wow!

He's become a liability to The Narrative. So, under the bus he goes.
Posted by: DocJ


They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

484 Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)
****************
I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)

485 Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . "

So far, that's what's reported. Plus he looked up bad stuff on the internet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (6qErC)

486 He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, at some point I yell STFU!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (9oE3U)

487 What's Clock Boy up to these days?

Posted by: Undocumented at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

488 You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (icI8A)

489 486 He drives me crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

Like no one else?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

490 Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (nRWPy)

I'm surprised you were able to find that info, usually in Virginia we do a better job of disappearing data than that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f3oO4)

491 They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now"

Need to airbrush the airsoft pistols out of the way...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (6qErC)

492 484
Love Hannity's heart. Wish he would shut up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (pUDQf)

****************

I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a
determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and
exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever
grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)


I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

493 @dagny thanks I was looking for that kind of info.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (ZfRYq)

494 What's Clock Boy up to these days?
Posted by: Undocumented at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (uz/Pv)

*********
He went digital

Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (0tfLf)

495 BackwardsBoy, I think the SCOTUS nominees ought to pass such a test too. An alarming number of Justices have no business om the court, let alone grading that test.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (CCON5)

496 "They can switch over to the Coast Guard story now" Glad they caught that guy in time.

Posted by: gp at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (mk9aG)

497 476 Smollet is going to plead this down to something else and will not serve time, he will do a show for charity for community service or something.

I am surprised he is charged.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

Yes. Sucks. Two sets of laws.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (9oE3U)

498 Husband is driving home. What a waste of time. His doctor could have worked him in, given him the necessary scripts, and that would have been that.

He's been at the ER surrounded by sick people since 3:30 today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

499 You should have to take a test on the constitution to get out of grade school and another to get a high school diploma and yet another to get a college degree of any kind, including pussyhat optics or hipster film reviewing or whatnot.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (nRWPy)

500 Pete Seria: "But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset."

I knew Peters turned bananas over Trump. I didn't know he turned idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (6eEQ+)

501 I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Hah. Or a rolled up newspaper on the nose.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (NLLmE)

502 What's Clock Boy up to these days?"

Salmon fishing. In Yemen. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (6qErC)

503 Right now, it's still a felony charge, not a misdemeanor. Usually the distinguishing difference is that felony comes with a minimum year in prison. of course it can be plead down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

504 PJ inquiring minds would like to know but I'm not sure any of them are involved. Pretty sure Kammie has a well written statement with lots of eloquent verbiage and no substance already prepared.

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (hpYmt)

505
I knew Peters turned bananas over Trump. I didn't know he turned idiot."

something about the woman he moved in with (like always) Yeah, he turned idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)

506 I know that he has a habit of interrupting his guests, but he is a determined bulldog that is on our side, helped Trump get elected and exposes the lying, cheating Dems .... for that I will be forever grateful and wish we had more fighters like him.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 09:31 PM (hECVl)

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I don't like Hannity's shtick any more than the next guy. But c'mon - the Conservative Media Ecosystem™ is just a welfare office for complicit cucks, with very few exceptions.

And Hannity's one of them. He defies the evil Left loudly and insistently, and never backs down, no matter how hard they try to take him down.

Cuck Status: Not A Cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (eadjG)

507 He's been at the ER surrounded by sick people since 3:30 today"

So sorry to hear about your upcoming illness...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (6qErC)

508 BREAKING NEWS: Michael Cohen just pled guilty to being a Nigerian black man who beat up Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (AyNAw)

509 "This is MAGA country!"

Trump needs to make that his re-election slogan!

Rub their faces in it!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (J+0CH)

510 Like no one else?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the evening. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: troyriser at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (1JpTT)

511 I would like to see an old nun standing behind Hannity with a ruler, bopping him in the head every time he cuts off a guest.

Honestly, I think it would work.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

-----------------------------

He has become worth about $90 million with this style. He will even say that interruptions are his #1 complaint. He's not going to change because he doesn't need to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ffYR/)

512 499 You should have to take a test on the constitution to get out of grade school and another to get a high school diploma and yet another to get a college degree of any kind, including pussyhat optics or hipster film reviewing or whatnot.
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 09:34 PM (nRWPy)

I think you should have to prove citizenship AND take a test about the Constitution before you can vote.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (NgKpN)

513 "This is MAGA country!"

Trump needs to make that his re-election slogan!

Rub their faces in it!

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (J+0CH)

\
I need that hat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (f3oO4)

514 Jewells, I think most docs and especially nurses hate all the politics and the red tape, but unfortunately they're boxed in by it. Not to mention having to deal with all the legal issues - my dad used to say that you're not really a doctor if you haven't been sued yet.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)

515
We have to be right every time. They only have to be right once. Juicy Swallows is now an invisible unperson and no one outside of AOS will ever hear about him again.

In the meantime, Peni Identifying as Muslim Woman are now Biologically Superior and get girrrl powerrr, automatic free shit like $80 bottles of Rose, and 1 and 3/5 votes for every 1 vote us Untermenschen get...

Posted by: In Vino at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (UFLLM)

516 Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 09:30 PM (0tfLf)

Wow cool. What do you do and are you part Superman?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (W2J+a)

517 I think you should have to prove citizenship AND take a test about the Constitution before you can vote.

Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 09:36 PM (NgKpN)

And in English!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (f3oO4)

518 Ralph Peters can spend the rest of his life licking Bill Kristol's bunghole as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)

519 Convinced that jussie has now achieved his 14 minutes and 59 seconds worth of Fame. We will now take you to breaking news bad orange man very very bad MAGA hat found in Wacko Coast Guard lieutenants possession see we told you so

Posted by: Sock monkey at February 20, 2019 09:38 PM (hpYmt)

520 473
They should be required to take a test about the Constitution. Written, administered and graded by all the SCOTUS justices. 100 questions. Miss one and they'd be disqualified from running.
That'd send a message that they'd better have their feces amalgamated before they have any power. At some point soon, we need to get serious about who we allow to be around the levers of power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)


I've long insisted that voters should be able to name the three branches of government. That one question would probably disqualify 1/3 of them.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

521 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:35 PM (eadjG)

I complained to my pops about Hannity. He told me to STFU mainly because he's one of the few who harped on Obama's awful presidency over and over. Kept stats in peoples minds and essentially tells the left to kick rocks in flip flops.
My father wasn't wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:40 PM (W2J+a)

522 488 You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative. "

You wanna know who would end up running everything if a test of some kind was required? Lawyers, that's who.

So, same group that's running things now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

523 I've long insisted that voters should be able to name the three branches of government. That one question would probably disqualify 1/3 of them.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:39 PM (sdi6R)

If in English, 40%.

Posted by: Miklos, sadder but no wiser at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (zCyNd)

524

You know if we end up with a test to be in Congress it's just going to
be all social justice crap and it'll disqualify any sane conservative.


Not if teh Horde writes it. Or SCOTUS. I'd prefer zombie Gunny Sargent Lee Ermy administer it, myself. But that's just me.

I perhaps should've specified the Constitution "as written." Because if you can't understand the plain language of that, then you can't recognize legal Principle or anything else that someone in power needs to know to not be a tyrant.
Of course, this would make sense, so I can forget it. But it's still fun to think about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

525 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:37 PM (icI8A)

Very true. They show up at the ER, they have to see you. Just the way it is. The day I took my husband in for his stroke was a different story. They had his ass back in the exam room in 5 minutes. The desk nurse was a nervous wreck! They took excellent care of him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

526 500 Pete Seria: "But they did have Ralph Peters on claiming Trump was a Russian asset."

2+ years of investigation by a team of anti-Trump jihadist Democrat Party VIP-level primary donors, not to mention the entire FakeNewsMedia digging in peoples' trash cans, the FBI conducting no-knock raids on Trump campaign associates, and probably now upwards of $100M in expenses have all turned up... Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

You have to be rock-solid, to the bone stupid, or living with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome, to still believe this Russia horseshit.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (9fXnJ)

527 Michael Cohen just pled guilty to being a Nigerian black man who beat up Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Welp...cancel that pending death penalty legislation I guess and fire up sparky!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)

528 Also - if we're on the subject of Hannity one thing he shares in common with Ace is martial arts.

They should do a charity fundraiser together. In the Octagon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (eadjG)

529
You wanna know who would end up running everything if a test of some kind was required? Lawyers, that's who.

So, same group that's running things now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:41 PM (V2Yro)

Homos. But let's not split hairs here.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (BKTpn)

530 405 Lin Wood is on Hannity's show. Just thanked him for supporting Richard Jewell when no one else would.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

Jewell's mama never got her damn Disney movies back, either. Asshats.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (5w1RS)

531 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (icI8A)

532 I'll say probation, a little community service (not in our community, of course), and wiped from his record if he completes the service. "And let that be a lesson to you!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Ydn2k)

533 Were they in on it, to generate votes for their 'anti-lynching bill'?
If they weren't in on it, will Jussie name them as he named his brother in a DUI ten years ago, and he was prepared to label two innocent guys the attackers this time?

Posted by: MikeN at February 20, 2019 09:44 PM (o/eHL)

534 I was born with the wrong brain. If I'd just been stupid, and liberal, and democrat, I could be swimming in money and never have to be worry about anything, ever again. How do they do it?
Because life sucks. Life has always sucked and it always will.
This is not helping my crippling depression at all. No wonder people--


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (l9m7l)

535 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:43 PM (icI8A)

New law: lawyers represent non-lawyers

So lawyers must be represented by non-lawyers

Posted by: Miklos, modest proposal #762 at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (zCyNd)

536 I complained to my pops about Hannity. He told me to
STFU mainly because he's one of the few who harped on Obama's awful
presidency over and over. Kept stats in peoples minds and essentially
tells the left to kick rocks in flip flops.
My father wasn't wrong.


Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:40 PM (W2J+a)


I love your Pops. My dad didn't live long enough to witness the Age of Obama. He despised Clinton, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

537
Best to pic a truly universal test for voting, like, can you stand in the front yard of your house and pee over the roof into the backyard? Make it a standard ranch house, to be fair.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (UFLLM)

538 Lara Logan on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

539 Cuck Status: Not A Cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

He's fine...but when the guest is killing it...let them kill it, for God's sake. Even Hannity admits he cuts the guest off too much. It's a style critique - not a "he's not on our side" critique.

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (32YRo)

540 Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because
"busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I
left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the
kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy).


What a great wife.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (LL1Be)

541 Personally I think you should need to pass an anti-carpetbagger test. If you're running to be in the House representing Cincinnati, you need to be able to name the 8 starters from the Big Red Machine.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (icI8A)

542 Still lucky some random white dudes weren't walking around that cold night.
OTOH, I know nothing of the chicago neighborhood, maybe no white people there.

"Boystown" ,e.g. homo heaven
also 2 am, below zero.

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (CL76w)

543 We can't be discouraging the other goons from acting on their urges.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:29 PM (eadjG)

No. They're just being discouraged from making stupid mistakes while doing it.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

544 You have to be rock-solid, to the bone stupid, or living with Stage 4 Trump Derangement Syndrome, to still believe this Russia horseshit.
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:42 PM (9fXnJ)

---------

Most people do. I almost never discuss politics with people. But early in on this whole thing, my lefty boss was snickering about Mueller being appointed. I told her I doubted he'd find what he's looking for. She asked why. I replied "Just say it loud, [name]. Say it out loud: 'Donald Trump is a Russian agent.'"

She didn't actually do that, but I could see by the look on her face that she suddenly realized just how very stupid that sounded. And she hasn't brought up TrumpRussia ever again. I think it shamed her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (eadjG)

545 Started watching Umbrella Academy.

Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ZfRYq)

546 T-Bone's been weird. It's like he's not even there...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (OkKDg)

547 Totally unnecessary trip to a local ER (doc told him to go, because

"busy"). Has another episode of diverticulitis. He's on his way home (I

left after several hours because I remembered I'd left groceries on the

kitchen counter when I ran out in a tizzy).

What a great wife.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:46 PM (LL1Be)


If that was a put-down, don't bother. I've single handedly taken care of his parents, and am completely devoted to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

548 531 Servo, you're not wrong. And the contents of the test would be litigated to death. "

Here's a good (trick) question, one guaranteed to throw consternation and fits into any group: How does the Constitution define "Natural Born Citizen"???

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (V2Yro)

549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)

550 Also - if we're on the subject of Hannity one thing he shares in common with Ace is martial arts.
They should do a charity fundraiser together. In the Octagon.



They should do karate.

In the garage.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (LL1Be)

551 Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI

----

"She's" probably a man. It starts to get really apparent as they grow old.

Posted by: RKae at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (J+0CH)

552 Steady as she goes, BC...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:48 PM (CCON5)

553


BackwardsBoy, I think the SCOTUS nominees ought to pass such a test too.
An alarming number of Justices have no business om the court, let
alone grading that test.


I was shocked that there wasn't more uproar over zombie Notorious RBG's imbecilic statement about us adopting South Africa's constitution (or whichever nation that was). She should've been forced out the day after she said that.

Her only concern is with our Constitution and no other. Again, if she can't figure that out, she has no bidness holding power of any type. That's not rocket surgery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (HaL55)

554 If that was a put-down, don't bother,

It most certainly was not.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (LL1Be)

555 Most people do. I almost never discus

----

S/B: Most people don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (eadjG)

556 She didn't actually do that, but I could see by the look on her face that she suddenly realized just how very stupid that sounded. And she hasn't brought up TrumpRussia ever again. I think it shamed her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM

Yeah, she wrote your name down on The List right then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (V2Yro)

557 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

I love him too ha! Seriously though, after his analysis of Hannity I learned to appreciate him without listening to him. I don't need Hannity, at all, ever but, a lot of people do and he keeps otherwise decent but uneducated (politically) people in the know. And that's worth something in these times.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (W2J+a)

558 "She's" probably a man. It starts to get really apparent as they grow old."

No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

559 544: I have a colleague who thought Trump actually caused that false civil defense alarm in Hawaii last year. "He has operatives everywhere". I called her delusional and told her if she kept it up I'd have her recommended for disability. We can't have crazy conspiracy theorists on the staff side of the desk in a psych hospital.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (U7k5w)

560 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (eadjG)

My experience is that "most people" are, frankly, stupid. Period.

But yeah, trying to get people to say out loud that a billionaire with a supermodel-gorgeous wife and, by all accounts, global businesses that were going concerns actually decided to run for President, and win, because he was Vlad's Bitch does tend to make even the most moronic of sheeple at least pause for a moment.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (9fXnJ)

561 No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

*please let this be done with before the ONT*

Posted by: Miklos, putting self at risk with GO DUKE! at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd)

562
If that was a put-down, don't bother,

It most certainly was not.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:49 PM (LL1Be)


Please forgive me, then. I'm tired, dirty, and testy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

563 560: Most people are stupid and want their ideas approved of so they mimic what they see on the TV or hear on the radio.

Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (U7k5w)

564 549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)

Make a short list of current members of the Senate and HOR who are not lawyers. I'll start...

Patty Murray
AOC

Need I go on?

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (9fXnJ)

565 Ellen Page is like every other liberal SJW before her. Annoying, wrong, without facts and damn proud of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (pUDQf)

566 Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (9fXnJ)

If tax documents were released we'd see that Trump is merely a stupid MILLIONAIRE and not this great Billionaire.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (W2J+a)

567
Please forgive me, then. I'm tired, dirty, and testy.

Absolutely. Night from hell.

And I repeat : What a GREAT wife.
He's a lucky guy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)

568 I guess the lesson from all this is that if you wan to go do unpleasant things to people, set it up so that it looks like a hoax they committed.
Right.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (67XdO)

569 "Need I go on?

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (9fXnJ) "

I don't think it's unreasonable to want both less lawyers and less dullards.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:54 PM (icI8A)

570 549 How about a law that mandates that no more than 50% of Congress can be lawyers?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (icI8A)


How about forbidding lawyers from the Executive and Legislative branches? They would still have the Judicial branch all to themselves. What other profession has an entire branch of government?

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

571 545 Started watching Umbrella Academy.

Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 09:47 PM (ZfRYq)

nice show except for Page.
She makes Kirsten Stewart deem talented.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (BJlbN)

572 565 Ellen Page is like every other liberal SJW before her. Annoying, wrong, without facts and damn proud of it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:52 PM (pUDQf)


Often wrong but never uncertain?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (P96Ys)

573 And I repeat : What a GREAT wife.
He's a lucky guy.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)


THIS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f3oO4)

574 I don't think it's unreasonable to want both less lawyers and less dullards.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:54 PM (icI8A)

Heh - concur. My point was precisely that - it's not that we elect too many lawyers (though we do), it's that we elect far too many demonstrably stupid people.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (9fXnJ)

575 561 No, she just has a female penis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 09:50 PM (V2Yro)

*please let this be done with before the ONT*
Posted by: Miklos, putting self at risk with GO DUKE! at February 20, 2019 09:51 PM (zCyNd)

Did we decide what to call this new organ? Is it a Shenis?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)

576 Word, BackwardsBoy. IIRC it's more than just ol' Code Blue that dallied with BS thought experiments and sought inspiration in other countries' constitutions for breathing life into the living, breathing constitution *spit*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (CCON5)

577 If Jussie's hoax resulted in someone getting hurt, would he be culpable?


Cause one MAGA hat dude got a gun stuck in his face shortly after this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (pUDQf)

578 Votermom...

Please use tinyurl!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 20, 2019 09:55 PM (wYseH)

579 Hate Ellen Page, and she has aged poorly. She looks like a cross between Juno and RBG.

Give her 10 years, she's Rosie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

580 ONT

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 09:56 PM (kQs4Y)

581 Sorry CBD, I forgot!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (BJlbN)

582 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)

583 ABC reporting the McCabe opened a criminal investigation on Jeff Sessions in (March 2018 about the time he was going to get fired) being a Russian spy while Sessions was attorney general. The federalist published that at the time, but was ignored. He was asked about it on his tour and it makes him nervous.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:09 PM (nRWPy)


Posted by: I'm Not Spartacus at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (ePWRo)

584 A Congress full of doctors would write illegible legislation. Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 10:01 PM (RuIsu)

585 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)


No Bill should be allowed to have more words than are in the Constitution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

586 If that was a put-down, don't bother. I've single handedly taken care of his parents, and am completely devoted to him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I don't think so Jane - no one would suggest you're not the devoted partner that you are...certainly not here anyway. Good luck and keep you're chin up - we men know it's hard work loving and taking care of us!

Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 10:02 PM (32YRo)

587 I say less dullards and less corrupt, rent seeking, narcissistic, socialist, megalomaniacal assholes. Who's with me?!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 10:03 PM (CCON5)

588 ONT!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 10:04 PM (NtglE)

589 458 Did the Coast Guard actually issue threats?

Or did he say "What I'd like to do is. . . " like most leftists do when talking about Trump.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 20, 2019 09:24 PM (AyNAw)

AFAIK or have seen, no specific threats, just research and desires, coupled with the weapons charges.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 10:05 PM (t6MX/)

590 582 One reason I'd want less lawyers is that I think they're very keen on these 3,000 page abominations they call Bills. A Congress full of doctors instead would write much shorter legislation.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at February 20, 2019 09:57 PM (icI8A)


But you wouldn't be able to read their handwriting.

Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

591 would that rope that smo saw be jailed and placed on suicide watch ?

Posted by: liarspoltergeist at February 20, 2019 11:43 PM (FaWaM)

592 Imagine if there'd been a film clip of the fake beating immediately released. The assailants wearing ski masks and red caps. Filmed on a security cam at night, grainy... would have gone viral. Race riots in major cities. Businesses aflame, Caucasian bystanders targeted. Hundreds injured, a dozen or more dead.
Throw every law book there is at this jerk.

Posted by: theCork at February 21, 2019 12:08 AM (8Oehh)

593 592 - I agree. Sort of reminds me of the Benghazi BS

Posted by: liarspoltergeist at February 21, 2019 12:45 AM (FaWaM)

594 "Just a local story my ass." He could have caused beatings and killings of white people. I am sick of reverse racism. Let's be painfully honest : if 75% of the US population was non-white, we whites would be in camps, enslaved, or dead. How can I know this? Because I've seen the societies of non-whites in Africa and Asia with nothing to restrain them.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 21, 2019 04:16 AM (xZjSg)

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