aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Justice4Jussie Coming Even Faster Now
Videotape of the Nigerian brothers buying the clothesline for the "noose," which they say they were directed to do by Smollett.
Video below. This probably isn't going to endear him to police any: Smollett previously gave a false name to police at a DUI stop in 2007.Empire star Jussie Smollett, who seems to have orchestrated a hate hoax in Chicago, has a history of lying to the police. The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said Smollett lied to police by giving a false name during a 2007 DUI stop. "The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office said that Smollett gave police a false name during a DUI stop; this more than a decade ago," CNN's Jim Sciutto said on air Wednesday morning.It's going to be hard for the soyboys to virtue signal that Smolllett doesn't need to be punished because he's already (somehow) been punished enough and has learned his lesson when this is actually his second false police reporting, but I'm sure they'll be on twitter virtue signaling anyway.
EXCLUSIVE:
— Charlie De Mar (@CharlieDeMar) February 20, 2019
I tracked down surveillance of the Osundairo's buying supplies before "attack"
Sources say Jussie Smollet told brothers what to buy.
Countless phone calls placed for this.
Visited more stores than I wish to admit. @cbschicago https://t.co/GT6h2g6Y9a pic.twitter.com/ULr3UTDe9Q
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: jamaica at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (0qrHO)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (x6XkS)
Posted by: Kamela Harris at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Miklos, a mere Molnar at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: jamaica at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (0qrHO)
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (ZfRYq)
The plot failed. The DMV had no record of a "Heywood Jablome."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Mouru)
Say, kin ah buy me a noose license here?
Posted by: J.F. Le Kerry at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: THE CLASH at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (V0Dnw)
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 06:57 PM (T6t7i)
Born here I think, but still self-proclaimed Nigerians (for diversity)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Ssh2k)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (NLLmE)
And I heard on Chris Plante this morning that the fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother. Ouch.
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw chronic insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (WJ/xN)
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (/tuJf)
One of many...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Guy in a ski mask at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (MfN5O)
Posted by: Kamela Harris at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (NLLmE)
So far, yes.
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (ZfRYq)
The only way it makes sense.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: so it begins guy at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Miklos, a bookish sort at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (zCyNd)
Let's discuss leniency after Justin Smollet CONFESSES to his crimes and apologizes to us and to the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: BignJames at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (ykq7q)
Hmmm....
Newp. Got nothin'.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Ct55T)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (CCON5)
Just go to jail already.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (NoO9J)
Blood in the water.
Posted by: eleven
Fire in the sky.
Smoke on the water and it also gets in my eyes.
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (V0Dnw)
Posted by: bluebell
Who needs enemies when you have a brother that'll set you up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (r+sAi)
What is the collective term for idiots?
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
HE IS GAY AND BLACK FOR GODS SAKE!!!
LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE HAS SUFFERED SLAVERY AND HOMOPHOBIA!!!
IT'S TOO MUCH!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (z8c2c)
One day I shall be recognized for my genius.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (VaN/j)
- The MSM News (not to be confused with the MSM Commentary)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:00 PM (qXbKA)
If he made a very public, very sincere apology, with true remorse and contrition, and if he cut a fat, fat check to Trump personally (or a charity of his choice) and a maximum campaign donation to him for 2020 on top of it... i *might* consider a little bit of forgiveness...
not much. But a little.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Ct55T)
340 I think Jussie actually did get hurt by some white guys, but not this year.
he was in Mighty Ducks which we now know was a hunting ground for Hollywood pedobears. "an open secret".
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 05:49 PM (ra7k7)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:03 PM (VaN/j)
Yes. The Larger Story is being ignored here. That Larger Story being about Trump and racism and Hitler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Mouru)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
The Senate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Ct55T)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)
A Journolist. That's all it takes; says it all.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
The Senate.
The Democrat Party.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (/UEI7)
--
we are adopting a narrative that tends to support rightwing talking points.
Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (9AcAx)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
A Booker of boneheads
Posted by: pep at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
The Senate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)
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This. Can't wait for the day that he is out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)
Who needs enemies when you have a brother that'll set you up.
Posted by: rickb223
"I know it was you Jussie. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)
Prancing.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Jussie Molnar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (NoO9J)
Posted by: Cosda at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (m4uqV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LURCH
I would like advanced notice when the left is going to step on its dick, I need to stretch if I'm gonna pounce/seize.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (V0Dnw)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)
To be fair, some of us are seizing on this story!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (BKTpn)
Posted by: JTB at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (bmdz3)
All decent people believed every word, and still think the story likely. Which are you, racissss or homophobe?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (VaN/j)
What a coincidence. the fake name Ilhan Omar gave as her husband was HER own brother.
I guess she likes her brother more than Jussie likes his.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (PpJSb)
On the contrary.
Hail Seizers!
Posted by: Miklosius of the IX Legion at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (CCON5)
A hollywood of idiots?
A stupid of idiots?
A stelter of idiots?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:01 PM (PpJSb)
A twitter of idiots
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jussie Tossed Salad at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (hjaPQ)
"Virile" is a term that has never been in the same room as Jussie Smollett.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (d7Ww2)
What courage. What perseverance in the face of an implacable foe! There really should be an award for journalists when they go above and beyond the call of duty to get that story.
We could call it the Cuckshed Medal of Honor.
Criminals have a fairly persistent trait. They will keep breaking the law until they get to be about 50 or so or are permanently incarcerated or dead.
Breaking the law will be their go to plan when things get tough and they wind up in a corner or whenever they feel like they are.
There are relatively few criminals but they do a lot of repeat business. Whole families and generations have been proven to be the architects of a crime wave lasting for years.
Which is why incarceration works on the crime rate. Lock em up and they no longer can attack the innocent. They can only attack each other inside.
A Leopard can't change their spots.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (z96ye)
The standards for true journalism have fallen so far, that Charlie Del Mar will be one of the very few actually worthy of a Pulitzer this year.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)
To be fair, some of us are seizing on this story!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (f3oO4)
As for me, I'm overplaying it.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (VaN/j)
All these media assholes are TERRIFIED of what the Covington Catholic could mean to their collective rice bowls.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (y7DUB)
This. Can't wait for the day that he is out of the news cycle.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)
That only means that it will be replaced by something stupider.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (V0Dnw)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (NoO9J)
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (w7KSn)
ATC mentioned yesterday) and "opening up the libel laws" (PDT) but Kavanaugh and Gorsuch thumbs are still
firmly tucked in their respective rectums.
Remind me why these two chuckleheads are worth defending again?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)
"Jussie", who dat?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Stupid should hurt.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
He had every opportunity not to pay Nigerians to fake a hilariously transparent attention stunt and blame it on me. It would have been a hell of a lot easier than what he did. No sympathy.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (t+qrx)
"fake name Jussie gave during that DUI stop was the name of his own brother"
What a coincidence. the fake name Ilhan Omar gave as her husband was HER own brother.
I guess she likes her brother more than Jussie likes his.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo
A typical bigoted Trumpster! My brother is a tender lover and I am proud to be called his wife.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (20X6f)
Wow.
Everytime I think he couldn't be more of a piece of shit, he proves me wrong.
I don't think he'll do time - #Resistance and all. But it would be nice if on a dark night at 2am, those two totally ripped Nigerians tune up on him, but good.
Doubt the CPD will be jumping right on that case.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at February 20, 2019 05:49 PM (ra7k7)
Start talking.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill "Cucky" Kristol at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:05 PM (u22rx)
That only means that it will be replaced by something stupider.
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
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Agreed, but at least it will be something new and different to beat to death.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (u22rx)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 20, 2019 07:10 PM (nUGtg)
Breaking the law will be their go to plan when things get tough and they wind up in a corner or whenever they feel like they are.
There are relatively few criminals but they do a lot of repeat business. Whole families and generations have been proven to be the architects of a crime wave lasting for years.
Which is why incarceration works on the crime rate. Lock em up and they no longer can attack the innocent. They can only attack each other inside.
A Leopard can't change their spots.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:08 PM (z96ye)
My cousin was in and out of jail for years. The last time, I joked to dad that he'd be arrested Christmas Eve stealing presents. I was wrong.
It was New Years' Eve.
Apparently he was upset by the fact that he couldn't afford any presents for his son (who lives with my aunt because the kid's mom is a criminal addict) and decided that the answer was to burgle houses.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (SgjGX)
Don't think so. She could make him a grilled cheese sammich, though.
Posted by: Miklos, betting on the lawyer guy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (zCyNd)
If Jussie was smart, he would have planned this better, probably gotten away with it.
But Jussie is a liberal, and liberals don't have to think or plan. Their feelz are all they need.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 20, 2019 07:02 PM (3sjI6)
His Nigerian 'Trainers' have him prepped for anything they can throw at him.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Burger Chef at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (RuIsu)
Murdered by denizens of MAGA-country?
Jailed for a "false" conviction on fraud charges?
They just gonna pull a York/Sargent dick move?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)
Mollie @MZHemingway
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)
As someone asked the other night, "Is randomly hanging people legal or something?"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (dNzKv)
Jussie Smollett is going to find out what getting "Stalin-ed" feels like. ...
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:06 PM (20X6f)
"Jussie", who dat?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
That, believe or not, is what the silly stupid poofter's name is.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (dNzKv)
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Jussie couldn't even get that right.
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (iAhR6)
My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.
In the interview Justin said he was a hero -- he said, "I punched his ass right back!"
I fought back, said Justin. I'm a gay black hero, said Justin.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Jussie, life being turned around at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (OKeCc)
This just in: surveillance video of Trump giving the Nigerians money for the noose.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
There's no evidence that this isn't true. Impeach!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:09 PM (LL1Be)
My conclusion is that almost every lawyer that has ever practiced near Washington DC or held a Federal judgeship is Establishment to the core!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:04 PM (talIc)
Ummmmmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Adolph von Scheissblaster, Block D at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (dNzKv)
oh please. really?
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (nUGtg)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (CCON5)
We can thank "Cum Dumpster" Kamala and that dumpster guy for this having anything other than local coverage.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)
You've seen West Side Story, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (NoO9J)
Of all the stupid shit we have seen over the past three years, THAT ONE tops them all. It's like asking if Nick Saban is an Auburn mole.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (PpJSb)
Winter for Smollett's crude hoax
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)
NO POOFTERS
Posted by: Univ. of Wallamaloo at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: CN at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Evws/)
***
Fools come in Ships. You'd think idiots would be in Villages but that's more solitary.
Posted by: Guy in a ski mask at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (MfN5O)
Mollie @MZHemingway
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
March 2018, eh?
He was fired not too long after that. Maybe this is why.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
No, no, no!!!!!
Jessie did this with malice aforethought, and he was more than happy to accuse whites, heterosexuals, and Trump supporters of the very thing that he PAID other people to do.
He gets absolutely NO sympathy from me.
None.
I'm done being nice and giving the benefit of the doubt to these people.
These are the rules they wanted, and they aren't going to like the backlash.
Tough.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (uDcBt)
Hillary snapped his 700k leash.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (PpJSb)
On the contrary, they are guaranteed to double down and pull another absurdity like this. And another.
This spring is going to be fun.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (VaN/j)
A soap opera coma for 3 years or 'The role of Jamal Lyon will now be played by Donald Glover' thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:15 PM (yQpMk)
https://tinyurl.com/y3hwgce3
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Probably not at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (zCyNd)
On Superbowl Sunday, Mrs. Wrecks bought a HUGE pizza from Bravo Pizza. (I don't know if that's a national chain or not.) 36" diameter. Over seven square feet of pizza!
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What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
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Cut the pizza into 18 slices by making nine cuts 20 degrees apart. Then everybody gets two slices.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Jessie did this with malice aforethought, and he was more than happy to accuse whites, heterosexuals, and Trump supporters of the very thing that he PAID other people to do.
He gets absolutely NO sympathy from me.
None.
I'm done being nice and giving the benefit of the doubt to these people.
These are the rules they wanted, and they aren't going to like the backlash.
Tough.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (uDcBt)
I feel exactly the same about ol' Jussie as I do about those poor, pitiful ISIS brides that realize they made a "terrible mistake" and want to be let back in to their own countries.
In other words - tough shit.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (NtglE)
My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.
Oh, she'll be fine. She'll just come out as gay. She does that about every 10 years.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (20X6f)
Besides being a snitch who tried to frame his homies, this guy just pissed off every black person in America.
Including the ones in jail. The ones who generally protect a brotha on the inside from the Aryan Brotherhood, who are are always game to beat, rape, and kill black prisoners.
So, in the end, he may actually be attacked by a racist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (20X6f)
NO POOFTERS
Posted by: Univ. of Wallamaloo at February 20, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)
Thus ends the reading of the rules. Bruce!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Mollie @MZHemingway
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)
I really wish there were some single place that would give EVERYTHING Mollie says and writes, like the way Steyn makes himself easy to follow. Have to search all over.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Juicy Wilson at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (MI74Q)
Tough to read, can't watch Crowder's new video at an abortion clinic. Woman, 8 months pregnant ...
the baby is perfectly healthy
A nurse then enters to question Patient X about how much money she has with her.
"How much did you bring with you?" she asks.
Patient X replies, "What?"
"Money-wise," the nurse responds in a sharp tone. "How much did you bring with you?"
When it is understood that the woman has no money with her, the irritated nurse complains out loud, "So, you have zero dollars."
Patient X leaves Mariel, apparently heading toward where the abortion will potentially be performed. It's unclear if Patient X goes through with the procedure.
Mariel can be heard praying for Patient X to change her mind and save the innocent unborn in her womb when she leaves the clinic.
murder
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (LsBY9)
La'ontrale.
Because I'm worth it.
Posted by: Miklos, but was better with Catherine Deneuve at February 20, 2019 07:17 PM (zCyNd)
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
>>McCabe
Funny that.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (/tuJf)
I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (z96ye)
You know there will another one.
Perhaps even better executed.
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (w7KSn)
Oh, she'll be fine. She'll just come out as gay. She does that about every 10 years.
She?
That's a woman?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (PkIg+)
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths?
The pizza is free but the protractor costs $49.99.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (LsBY9)
You know it's probably a family of idiots.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (MfN5O)
This is directly in contradiction to the FOX report yesterday that stated explicitly that the media did NOT use the word "allegedly".
Enter the Google Memory Hole Machine.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (iAhR6)
They're already all dead to me.
In fact, every Democrat in this country with a very few exceptions is dead to me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (GOEtc)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Used to work with a guy on night shift who would order a large pizza and have the pizza place not cut it at all. When he got it, he'd roll it up and eat it like a burrito.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (qXbKA)
It happens about 45 seconds into the video clip.
https://youtu.be/semmL9yYP5c
Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (WaxcS)
If they all claim it at once, they'll cite each other as proof that they're right. What are we on, Jorno-list 3.0?
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 20, 2019 07:19 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (786Ro)
All is not lost, however. While in the joint, he can run for Governor of Virginny.
Vote Juicy In to Get Him Out!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
they did that in the Dune mini. distracting.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (ToRMq)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (LL1Be)
What genius has a way to cut a round pizza into 9ths? "
You cut it into thirds, and then cut each one of those into thirds. you do it by eye. Anybody who bitches gets the smallest piece automatically.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (V2Yro)
I just hope he rolls on whatever idiot got him to do this.
It had to have been a setup like that load Al Sharpton with Tawaner Brawley.
And even after, with Morton Downey Jr scrawling a swastika on his forehead.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (z8c2c)
Trust me. With few exceptions, the Aryan Brotherhood is not being all that aggressive in any penal institution. More like preventative action. They are usually outnumbered so they aim at being too much trouble to deal with. And they do have a few connections with the CO's.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Vote Juicy In to Get Him Out!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Z+IKu)
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No thanks. We have enough problems as it is. He can run for governor of Illinois. They all end up in jail anyway. He'll just be cutting out a step.
Posted by: bluebell at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Seth Mandel at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (gkstg)
The real problem is that he will ENJOY prison. Hell, when he takes a dump, it's probably shaped like a pecker.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (VaN/j)
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Then McCabe was fired. And the MSM/deep state/left response will be that Sessions firing McCabe was Obstruction, trying to stop McCabe from digging into Sessions RUSSIAN TIES!!1!!!
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (w7KSn)
I thought these guys are actually American. There was a quote from them saying they were born and raised in Chicago. I come back in the room, and their Nigerian again?? Dammit, who took my beer? Nobody do or say anything until I get back...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (5WpEK)
I'm done with all this jussie shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:20 PM (qXbKA)
I think you misspelled Justine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:23 PM (qXbKA)
How about asshat or shit for brains loser?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)
Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...
Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees
S = Number of slices
P = Diameter of pie
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)
My favorite part was this ruined what little credibility that guy Robin Roberts had left.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:12 PM (qXbKA)
Will he be stripped of his Hall of Fame membership?
Posted by: rickl at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Seth Mandel, shrieking from his cuckshed at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (qXbKA)
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Dude, that's cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM
~~~~~
SmoLETT
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NtglE)
These things bother me.
Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...
Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees
S = Number of slices
P = Diameter of pie
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)
Look at the Dr. of Pizzology here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NoO9J)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Evws/)
If ANYTHING happens to Mr. Smollett of consequence, I will be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (v/CZU)
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)
Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: King Ghidorah at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (AQZqG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)
That could be anyone on the left, including all of the Dems who have declared their candidacy for POTUS.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (CCON5)
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No Way Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
I have been thinking this about McCabe for some time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (PpJSb)
His face black, Their hats red.
Posted by: Tamarian for Bullshit at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (MfN5O)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (kQs4Y)
Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)
LOL
Explains a lot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (Mouru)
that Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent
Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)
golf clap
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (8iiMU)
btw, if you haven't watched this vid, you need to watch it:
The True Story Of What Happened to Justin Smollet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Oh6kUHmzM
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:21 PM
~~~~~
SmoLETT
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (
U. of Pittsburgh: Tony DORsett
Dallas Cowboys: Tony DorSETT
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)
I keep hearing about this anti-lynching thing.... is it really not already illegal to hang someone?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:28 PM (2fwWU)
Those are called sleeper agents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (98WNR)
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:28 PM (OKeCc)
Cut any pizza into any number of slices by using measuring stick to find edges of each slice per ...
Distance = SIN(180/S)2P ... in degrees
S = Number of slices
P = Diameter of pie
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:25 PM (H6QNN)
Look at the Dr. of Pizzology here.
Posted by: flounder
Made in a circle, cut in triangles, delivered in a square box
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)
Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.
They will be craftier next time. But for now I just shake my head and bless his little racist heart.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (NoO9J)
Born here I think, but still self-proclaimed Nigerians (for diversity)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 06:59 PM (f3oO4)
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I don't know if they are self-proclaimed Nigerians or not.
I do know that the media calls them that --- something that the Left used to tell us was Extremely Wicked.
To call a Chinese-American "Chinese," for example, would be to imply we don't think s/he is really an American.
Now it's changed, I think, since the Left has dropped any pretense of caring about "American."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (Rxduq)
If ANYTHING happens to Mr. Smollett of consequence, I will be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (v/CZU)
Prediction: Plea deal, misdemeanor, no jail time.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (gttv9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Just give your brother's name. Works for DUIs.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (CCON5)
Those are called sleeper agents.
*snort*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (yQpMk)
And Tim Pool sucks, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (qXbKA)
Apparently there must have been a loophole or something because the bill was introduced and passed unanimously.
Link posted upthread a bit, get rid of the line break.
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (w7KSn)
Mollie @MZHemingway
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)
__________________________________
Motivation for Sessions to recuse himself. They needed something to push him into that decision. A man with integrity would have told them..."Go ahead, I'm not recusing myself...and I'm going to go public with your extortion...and btw, your fucking fired."
Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (C3iMC)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Seth Mandel at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Juicy Wilson
Shut up, Flip! Your Geraldine character was homophobic. Or transphobic. Or something.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (CCON5)
Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.
Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)
Replying to @FiringLineShow @MargaretHoover
Yes, ABC News reported in March 2018 that McCabe personally ordered an investigation into whether Jeff Sessions -- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI.
McCabe
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:11 PM (OKeCc)
WTF? McCabe needs to go to jail.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (G6bpH)
Those are called sleeper agents.
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This wins the internet for today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)
No way. I don't think they bought it for a second.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (t+qrx)
those into thirds. you do it by eye. Anybody who bitches gets the
smallest piece automatically.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Word. I am one of eight kids. Whoever cut the cake, pie, brownies, whatever - got last choice. I swear we damn near used micrometers.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)
-- McCabe, after Sessions fired his lying ass
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)
We're calling this man jussie like he's our 6 yr old son.
His name is Justin.
he's a man. he has a beard.
Posted by: x at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (nFwvY)
in my ass.
but not in a gay way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)
Maybe they were just going to get it in the news long enough to get their constituents riled up; they'll need every vote, even with the cheating.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: x at February 20, 2019 07:32 PM (nFwvY)
But she hasn't been implicated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (Mouru)
few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a
hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.
Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)
Hitler took Poland on a hoax. What's chilling is that the left seems to think this is a useful playbook.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)
It's only a small number that they have to actually do some investigating.
And that's an internet stat. But it's still true. Morally.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (gkstg)
Is kind of chilling to really think how, with a few smarter steps in the plan, it would be impossible to prove this was a hoax. And we would all pay for it legislatively.
Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qXbKA)
This is Chicago. One of the bluest of blue socialist SJW shit holes. The CPD had to be dragged kicking and screaming to investigate this for fear of becoming the next Ferguson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sir whatever at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (LOq4H)
I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:18 PM (z96ye)
Some show designed to make a certain group feel good about themselves. Kinda like Black Panther.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (GOEtc)
Posted by: andycanuck
Posted by: Sir whatever at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (LOq4H)
Sicilian slice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 07:34 PM (NoO9J)
Those are called sleeper agents.
"And miles to go before I sleep"
Posted by: Miklosfon at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:35 PM (gkstg)
Now I'm reading that he's the author of the hate-crime letter containing aspirin powder.
Gays? Attention-seeking narcissists? Any connection there?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (LsBY9)
Someone willing to give me a thumbnail sketch of what Empire is all about?
I think it's about a carpet store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Orson at February 20, 2019 07:30 PM (C3iMC)
Exactly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: navybrat, drinking from a fire hose at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)
The thing is ... that's the math for inscibing a polygon inside a circle. Imagine it. Imagine exactly a circle that you are trying to segment into slices.
As the number of slices get bigger, the length of that straight line you measure gets closer to the edge of the pie.
More slices ? Smaller and smaller edge - closer to the circle.
Do enough slices ... infinite slices ... and add 'em together. You'll find "pi". And my formula was fucked - because I think pizza size is diameter. My formula used radius.
I suck.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (H6QNN)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (2fwWU)
Gays? Attention-seeking narcissists? Any connection there?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Gay actor = literal drama queen
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM (kQs4Y)
You forgot your wheelbarrow, duct tape, and cucumber.
- The Cops
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (1g7ch)
I think it's about a carpet store.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2019 07:36 PM (aKsyK)
Call us!!
Posted by: 588-2300 at February 20, 2019 07:37 PM (GOEtc)
I don't watch TV and I'm sure not interested in what I think this Empire show is all about. Sounds a bit to Glee like.
Posted by: jakee308
Current time period. Black Hip Hop recording industry. One family with their own label.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Y5LDn)
OT:
This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)
-- I repeat, JEFF SESSIONS -- was a Russian agent. ... A completely
out-of-control conspiracy theorist was at the top of the FBI."
to me it seems that was just part of marginalizing Trump. He was not a conspiracy theorist, he knew it was fake. He already knew the dossiers were fake ... he was part oft he coup, Comey's buddy.
And imo, Rosenstein was also part of it, he was also telling Sessions to stand down, he denies even looking at the FISA evidence, yet passed it on. And of course worst of all, after he "helped" Trump push out Comey, he pushed in Mueller and his team of angry leftists.
They all worked together ... fake Trump/Russia lies (FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence" on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for obstruction. One big coup from the get go.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (z96ye)
They also led the news with an update on that crazy nationalist nutter Lt Hassan. Nice way to take the sting off the fake hoax crime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (TnaCl)
Dallas Cowboys: Tony DorSETT
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:27 PM
~~~~~
worse - horse
bomb - tomb
good - food
laughter - daughter
go - do
beard - heard
It ain't easy.
Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (NtglE)
Eris, you're doing it wrong. Buy in advance and never all at the same time in the same place.
Pro-tip: buy the backhoe first!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Saw that, wondered about the timing...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (LOq4H)
Luke wrecked his car during filming, and they had to add that stupid smell bad on the outside bit because his face was all messed up.
Luke whines to Yoda, Luke whines to Vader and gets his arm chopped off for it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)
Someone ratted them out. There's no way the police figured this out. They were tipped."
Ordinarily, I would think that, but the Police have in bits and pieces stated the clues that helped them track them down, and they're logical, and they could do it because Smollett and his associates were idiots.
The very FIRST thing they did was check Uber/Lyft records going in to that neighborhood that night - because it was so cold, and so late, there were very few, and that gave them a preliminary list. THEN, Smollett stupidly made a big fuss about redacting numbers from his phone, and not letting the police see them all. Well they had other ways of getting those (not difficult) and since Smollett had just pointed a spotlight at those numbers in particular, they knew there was something special about them.
And guess what - one set of numbers matched up exactly with one car with two passengers who paid a Lyft driver with a credit card, thus giving him their names, which was one of the only cars that headed into that neighborhood that night.
It was really nice police work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (V2Yro)
(FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence"
on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for
obstruction. One big coup from the get go.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)
Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (xzqr4)
I think it's been said of murder that 100 things can trip the murderer up and if he can think of 50, he's a genius.
Poor Jussie didn't get to 5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (LsBY9)
Seriously? I saw someone post it but thought they were kidding.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: a theoretical physicist at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Evws/)
They will be craftier next time. But for now I just shake my head and bless his little racist heart.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:29 PM (TnaCl)
Like how most mass shooters are left wing moonbats (and a bit nuts, but the venn fdiagram of the two is near unity).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (D8EWS)
Here's the link to the former Coast Guard looney who the Media will now be blasting 24/7.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/43747/former-coast-guard-lieutenant-self-proclaimed-ashe-schow
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)
13m13 minutes ago
Schmidt adds her clients testified before a Grand Jury for about "2 and half hours". #JussieSmollett
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Y5LDn)
So-Berry Gordy and Motown without the talent or style.
Posted by: Miklos, Stopping in the Name of Love at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)
-------
You know who cooked up the Poland hoax? Otto Skorzeny.
Now, I think we can all agree that Skorzeny was a good or nice man, but he was genuine, bona fide, cast-iron grade hardass. And very smart.
Whoever is running Operation Bleach Friends is no Skorzeny. Just like Comey, Brennan, etc., are no Dzerzhinsky or Beria, no matter how much they may want to be.
The low-quality of the American tyrants is one of the few comforts in all of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:40 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions brain at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (MfN5O)
(FBI knew it was fake, approving Rosenstein pushed the spying "evidence"
on the FISC judges for the rubber stamp) then framing Trump for
obstruction. One big coup from the get go.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Cus5s)
Blind folds, bullet pocked wall, and no fucking cigarette.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
Deplatforming.
Posted by: Zombie Albert Pierrepoint at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (/rm4P)
16m16 minutes ago
More
Schmidt says her clients have been granted "no immunity and no plea deal" because he clients did nothing wrong. #JussieSmollett
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (OKeCc)
This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I'll start stretching so my hamstrings will be loose when this turns out to be bullshit. Don't wanna pull anything when I pounce/seize.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (hpiJc)
More like a score of zanies than Skorzeny.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~
Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?
Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)
Here's what I was thinking.
I'm gonna take his big important job and serve in the president's cabinet. Meanwhile, I see that the president's political enemies are ramping up a preposterous fraudulent government investigation designed to destroy my boss, the president. So I'm gonna step aside and let all that happen unfettered. And I'm not gonna warn my boss of what I'm planning to do.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (qXbKA)
This is where a 404 page on the Trump website leads.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf
King of the Trolls.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
@RaferWeigel
18m18 minutes ago
Gloria Schmidt the attorney for the the two brothers says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)
Pink News is in your ass?
Here it is...
US Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker have called the suspected
homophobic and racist attack on gay actor Jussie Smollett "an attempted
modern-day lynching."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~
Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?
Posted by: Gallagher at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (NtglE)
Thought I saw a photo with all kinds of pill bottles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (wxZSX)
Pink News is in your ass?
Here it is...
US Senators Kamala Harris and Cory Booker have called the suspected
homophobic and racist attack on gay actor Jussie Smollett "an attempted
modern-day lynching."
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (LL1Be)
Yes. An attempted modern day lynching... of the truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (QK70D)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:43 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
-------------
I disagree. Make them take the cigarettes and smoke them, because they're all probably anti-smoking.
Never pass up a chance to add insult to injury.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)
Crust Chord Length = SIN(180/S)P
Because I need radius*2 ....which is diameter of course. Fuck ... I can't do the most basic of shit anymore.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (H6QNN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
~~~~~
Is that the guy with all the Tramadol?"
Yeah, I want to say they arrested him too early, since they won't be able to charge him with as much as they could have if they waited until he actually made a move; on the other hand, I understand the argument that it's stupid to sit there and wait until he actually shoots somebody. (that's happened too many times)
But I think all they're really going to be able to charge him with is drug and weapons charges, and Saying Mean Things on the Internet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (LL1Be)
This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ok, I'll bite: which part of this makes him psycho?
When the Civil War goes hot a shitton of us will be doing the same.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (GOEtc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
yeah, supposedly a white supremacist.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:44 PM (OKeCc)
Yup, they found one, it will now be all over the media for days, with every other story memory holed.
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)
christopher-paul-hasson-had-weapons-hit-list-democ/
Posted by: Hands at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)
I see that 15 firearms is considered "amassing a stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few here who might consider that "a good start".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
Surprisingly, a few of the plots bend right at moments. It is NOT friendly to the Nation of Islam, for starters. And a daughter in law gets pushed down the stairs, causing an early termination of her baby son and that causes grief for the family.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (TnaCl)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (1g7ch)
Just those modular bridges these days?
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (V0Dnw)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
15 is barely a starter kit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:46 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)
And how did they find him?
They were monitoring his internet. They have released things he searched for.
Scary that no one is concerned about privacy anymore.
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ALH at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (SqKDB)
Disorderly conduct?!??!!!!!
THATs what they're charging Smolette with?
Posted by: IrishEi
And littering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
Love that guy. No homo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)
Ryan George Two: "Whoopsie!!"
Pitch meeting idea: Prison, The Juicy Smelt Story
Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (8u1cU)
This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Country Music Fest again?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2019 07:38 PM
Well, it figures.
The USCGC Eagle started life out as....wait for it....
The German training ship "Horst Wessel".
Oh, the horror.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (OKeCc)
IN THE COAST GUARD?!?!
yeah no that doesn't compute
probably just an actual mental case that slipped thru "somehow."
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Rarvo)
says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding
she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at
night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)
Dude's a peter puffer and tried to start a race war. I would say he has no conscience to start with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)
I heard it was Super Massive and that guns, healthcare and racists were involved.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QK70D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
Lol, stockpile?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (GOEtc)
This is where a 404 page on the Trump website leads.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf
King of the Trolls.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
OMG.
Can he be President forever? Please?
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (ZfRYq)
This is about to get memory-holed as I am seeing reports of some psycho Coast Guardsman arrested for plotting a massive mass murder of Dems and Lefties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Ok, I'll bite: which part of this makes him psycho?
When the Civil War goes hot a shitton of us will be doing the same.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (GOEtc)
Dude, first rule of fight club...
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LURCH at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jussie at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
But they said he had 4,200 tabs of Tramadol, which is enough for a stiff damn sentence in most states.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (eadjG)
Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Cored People at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (r+sAi)
says #JussieSmollett is lying and the "truth will set him free" adding
she doesn't know how Jussie Smollett's conscience lets him sleep at
night.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:42 PM (OKeCc)
Dude's a peter puffer and tried to start a race war. I would say he has no conscience to start with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:48 PM (9Om/r)
So can we ban the fag flag now like they tried with the CBF after Dylan Roof?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (GOEtc)
See, guilty!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (6qErC)
-----------
If he searched for Key Lime Pie made with Cool Whip and Lime Jello, CBD would probably vote to convict.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (WEBkv)
stockpile". Now it ain't nothing, but I would bet that there are a few
here who might consider that "a good start".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
"Major arsenal." Hmmm.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)
THATs what they're charging Smolette with?"
I think that's just a preliminary charge to get the ball rolling.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Black Congressional Caucus at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (LL1Be)
They have released things he searched for.
Really?
That's weird. Usually the police tell us they have no farkin idea what the motive is and never release any info like this.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: John The Savage at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (K4ToK)
https://bit.ly/2BH5BoA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (+y/Ru)
My screen is way dark.
That is soooo perfect.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:51 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
The armory of tomorrow begins with a single M1911A1!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (H6QNN)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (hECVl)
Whipped cream and other delights...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)
No shit!? Off to the group W bench!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (iAhR6)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)
Task 1-calculate the volume of said Barrel
Errors will be severely dealt with
Posted by: Miklos, second shift barrel intake associate at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (MAstk)
The damned place is SLAMMED with flu patients, and there were no ER rooms available. He's on a bed in a hallway, taking a nap and told me to run home and get a bite to eat and put away the groceries I left on the counter when he called to tell me he'd driven himself to the ER after his doctor said they couldn't do anything for him.
Wanted to post from the ER but Pixy doesn't care for my iPhone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
I'm actually shocked (not in a Capt. Renault way) that Chicago is this. I figured they'd sweep the whole thing under the rug and try to pretend it didn't happen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (qXbKA)
I saw someone say on Twitter something like, isn't it illegal to scam Nigerians? As a Nigerian, I LOLed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (9hauA)
Jussie Smollett officially charged with disorderly conduct and filing a false police report
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ebony Magazine at February 20, 2019 07:53 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: The Oscars at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (OKeCc)
I didn't read that the Coastie's weapons were even illegal.
But they said he had 4,200 tabs of Tramadol, which is enough for a stiff damn sentence in most states.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (eadjG)
A pic at the Washington Examiner showed 3 ARs, an assortment of hunting type rifles, rimfire, shotgun, levergun, then an assortment of pistols, and an embarrassingly small amount of ammunition.
"Major Arsenal."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
I dunno, sometimes I think we need to be loud and proud about it. Maybe engage in a little mental terrorism or discomfort with the scum.
And when it happens just say hey, we warned you fuckers. Say hi to Satan for us.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (GOEtc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (r+sAi)
Agreed. I would pay to watch a dramatic reenactment of the entire muppetfuck, with the film sped up, set to Yakety Sax.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
On the other hand I'm pretty sure the MSM isn't going be calling for a national discussion on faux hate crimes.
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LsBY9)
No shit!? Off to the group W bench!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (iAhR6)
Finally, I can put these 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining how they're going to be used as evidence against him to good use!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Jussie Smollett officially charged with disorderly conduct and filing a false police report
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam
Boom goes the dynamite.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (SEO8h)
Is Fake News POUNCING on the hit-man-that-never-hurt-anyone?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: Ha at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (MAstk)
With willing accomplices in the press. That would be Helter Stelter.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (CCON5)
I blame his mother for naming him "Jussie".
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)
A veritable arsenal.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
---
Oh jeez, the sordid paths I have been led down by the HQ...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
----------------
Whether or not one has an arsenal is directly dependent on amount of ammo on hand.
20 or thirty firearms is not an arsenal if one only has a couple hundred rounds, total, for all of the above firearms.
However, a couple of 1911's and a couple of M1 Garands along with, say, 6,000 rounds of ammo, arsenal.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (WEBkv)
Who used to do those hilarious animated reenactments? like Korea or something?
does anyone else remember those?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (NtglE)
Sorry to hear that, Jane. What a stressful afternoon/ evening. Will pray for his healing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (AllCR)
Boom goes the dynamite.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NLLmE)
*******
Or Bleach
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)
Source ABC News Chicago.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
I dunno, sometimes I think we need to be loud and proud about it. Maybe engage in a little mental terrorism or discomfort with the scum.
And when it happens just say hey, we warned you fuckers. Say hi to Satan for us.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (GOEtc)
to a certain extent, I agree.
But I live behind enemy lines in California.
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (NgKpN)
This is untrue. Why, just yesterday I was told to laugh!
Posted by: NPC at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (gC2IV)
"black hebrew israelite" good.
"White nationalist" bad.
Posted by: Ebony Magazine at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: freaked at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
does anyone else remember those?!!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (Rarvo)
Oh, I think I remember those. Taiwanese, maybe?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
So are you a Princess or the Chief Financial Officer of Internal Resources?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/cf
King of the Trolls.
-
What if Pres. was one of us?
Just a
Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (+y/Ru)
I can't help imagining zombie Walter Mathau as his brother-in-law, and he thought the whole thing up.
Posted by: Vertov at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (98pFy)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
An inauspicious beginning.
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (nRWPy)
Oh wow! Thanks for linking that.
I cannot spare this man, he trolls.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (TnaCl)
WE NEED THOSE ASIAN ANIMATORS RIGHT NOW FOR JUSSIE'S STORY!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Fritz at February 20, 2019 07:50 PM (wxZSX)
Me and the barrel are old friends.
Hey ... whats up Barrel ? The bottom of your cask looks as saucy as ever.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (H6QNN)
Jane, look up the Dolphin Browser on the App Store, works fine for me.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
and other implements of destruction?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Kill. Kill! KILL!!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (iAhR6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (DCYln)
Some crimes are especially heinous.
Posted by: Special Dessert Unit at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:52 PM (SiINZ)
We are just now admitting that there is something to sweep under the rug.
The actual sweeping will come later
Posted by: CPD at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (LsBY9)
hoax...from the sandwich surviving, to it was black friends of him, to
the best being they chose the one camera facing the wrong way.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk"
My favorite was the bleach in a hot sauce bottle. SNL will bo doubt miss all this humor handed to them on a platter in favor of some Trump bashing. .
Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (kQs4Y)
It has got to be breaking the MFM's heart both national and local to report this. But they won't learn a damn thing from it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (SiINZ)
A veritable arsenal.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
Pfffft, I had more than that at GNAMM in Vegas.
Even had more than the Vegas shooter when he rolled into town a few days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 07:58 PM (GOEtc)
assortment of hunting type rifles, rimfire, shotgun, levergun, then an
assortment of pistols, and an embarrassingly small amount of ammunition.
"Major Arsenal."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)
15 guns is a major arsenal?? 15 of anything that don't fill a closet isn't squat. Shit, if they ever make guitars illegal they'll prosecute me as a warlord.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: blaster, abolish FBI at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (ZfRYq)
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Is that before or after the slaughter of the newborns?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Eromero at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
and other implements of destruction?
Posted by: Don Q at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
*fills back of VW Microbus with shovels and rakes*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (TnaCl)
Based on the sales of 25 rifle gun safes, I'd say we are at the minute man stage of arsenaling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
3m3 minutes ago
#CPD says #JussieSmollett charged with a class 4 felony for disorderly conduct for filing a false police report. He's due in bond court tomorrow at 1:30 PM central time. The question is, will he appear?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: mikeyG
Was Roman Polanski unavailable?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)
The poor boy never had a chance, he was doomed from the start!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (NoO9J)
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2019 08:00 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (qXbKA)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)
Send $23,000 to this address and not only will I told you the answer,
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (LL1Be)
Oh wow! Thanks for linking that.
I cannot spare this man, he trolls.
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 07:57 PM (TnaCl)
LOL that's awesome.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (GOEtc)
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Is that before or after the slaughter of the newborns?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (JcXHH)
If that bothers you ... DO NOT look at the TMZ footage of KG at a breakfast buffet.
Sally Struthers, when pressed for comment, uttered "Damn, Bitch".
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 20, 2019 08:01 PM (H6QNN)
Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 20, 2019 07:56 PM (z96ye)
Send $23,000 to this address and not only will I told you the anser, I will deposite $500,000 into your account.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3LmBI)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)
It was between that and "I'm a lying POS race baiting fag"
so we went with Jussie
Posted by: Jussie's girl at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (RZ6R1)
him, knowing what the Leftie machine combining with the Righty machine
are going to do to him.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Sorry, this fukwad tried to start a racial war. If he wasn't completely brain dead (thank you G*d) and done this in front of the camera, we'd be seeing 24/7 footage of this clown getting his beat down.
If some poor bastard was arrested, he'd have been killed in jail. If nobody was arrested, they'd be rioting in the streets "justice for Jussie!" and we'd have the hands up don't shoot on steroids. Riots, lootings, attacks, and all of it would be the fault of Drumpf and his Nazi followers.
No, I hope this POS is picking up the soap with his broken fingers for at least 5 years, and can never have a normal bowel movement for the rest of his unnatural life.
Unfortunately, I can see him getting off with a slap on the wrist and community service for 6 months.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3LmBI)
Posted by: Seth Mandel
Like Vlad the Impaler - a victim of so many pikes, so few heads...
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (32YRo)
It's odd, though; for the Democrat Ballfield Shooter, we weren't given his list of Republican targets and were told there was no particular motive.
Funny how that works.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 20, 2019 08:03 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (OKeCc)
don't fill a closet isn't squat. Shit, if they ever make guitars illegal
they'll prosecute me as a warlord.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:59 PM (9Om/r)
Warlords of Metal would be a good name for a Metal Festival.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Splunge at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (ed8K1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 08:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2019 08:05 PM (RZ6R1)
(or was that another op?)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: flounder
Warlords of Metal is a good name for anything - movie, band, gang, you name it.
Posted by: Boswell at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)
A veritable arsenal.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
am guessing he doesn't have a .22.
two boxes of .22 would be more than a thousand rounds.
I mean, you can only buy .22 in boxes of 550, right?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 20, 2019 08:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:11 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (r+sAi)
The real psychopaths are about 3 rows deep at an Antifa riot; close enough to issue orders, but far enough back to keep from getting their skulls cracked.
Posted by: An Observation at February 20, 2019 08:12 PM (SEO8h)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 20, 2019 08:13 PM (f8dwL)
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (VjxvX)
Juror One: "He's not going to be able to suck his way outta this one."
Juror Two: "He better hope the Feds don't charge him."
Juror Three: "FPMITA Prison?"
Juror Four: "Yup."
Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2019 08:14 PM (8u1cU)
Posted by: Steve Borden
Watch out for the bung
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: LizLem at February 20, 2019 08:15 PM (VjxvX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah, I'm not sure what the big deal is about 1000 rounds. That's really not very much if you practice at all.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 20, 2019 08:18 PM (xxAFD)
PRESS RELEASE: We must block Trump from stopping the return of the heroic Alabama mother from ISIS. In many ways she is more of a hero then our veterans. Welcome home sister!
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)
How about a wee dram to settle his nerves?
Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:36 PM (dJdQf)
Posted by: pincorrect at February 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3LmBI)
04:00 SWAT raid, Bearcat battering ram with "have a nice day" smiley face sticker ala Dragnet.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 20, 2019 08:54 PM (dJdQf)
The storm is coming. Prepare. No one is coming to help you.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 23, 2019 01:24 AM (nRj4F)
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