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Justice4Jussie: TMZ Reports Smollet's Role on "Empire" Has Been Slashed
Thank goodness! This poor man needs to recover after being brutally attacked by red-hat wearing MAGA White Devils.
Production sources tell TMZ ... Jussie was supposed to have 9 scenes and a big musical number in the second to the last episode -- which is being shot now -- but, 5 of his scenes have been cut, and his musical number has been 86'd. As for the remaining 4 scenes ... we're told he's no longer the focus. The scene features an ensemble, meaning he's flanked by a number of cast members. With his duties pared down, Jussie will be spending way less time on set. Instead of working every day this week, we're told Jussie's working Friday and possibly Thursday, and he won't be rehearsing.TMZ reports that writers are busy editing his part down. I have a source at Empire, he sent me this animatic of Jussie's planned scenes.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 03:50 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 19, 2019 03:50 PM (G0qhR)
Maybe he needs a Life Coach.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2019 03:52 PM (cqNba)
I'm not saying I like this, but from a marketing standpoint ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 03:52 PM (B6Nsl)
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Posted by: Nacho President at February 19, 2019 03:53 PM (t6MX/)
Empire is just on a Smollett fast, to clean itself out.
I wouldn't cry for him. He'll gets lots of other work. He's famous. He's a name, now, and that's pretty much all that counts. Empire is just trying to capitalize on more of that sweet, free publicity by tossing his name around some more.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (Wy/9t)
I love the smell of left on left infighting in the afternoon.
Posted by: ILikeMyMenMachoandStrongand FullOfToxicTestosterone at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (J9wxX)
He didn*t rehearse the hoax attack. He should definitely rehearse every scene.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (G0qhR)
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Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (zK7qR)
Even if he gets arrested for orchestrating the hoax, he'll be a constant guest on daytime talk shows and probably even get to pose as a "race and sexuality expert" on CNN and/or MSNBC.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Cus5s)
Not yet that I'm aware of. That may take a day or so. If it is from the past (highly likely) that means the counter has to go back on the front page; still no sightings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fine young handsome black cannibal' at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (0LCB6)
If he had two brain cells to rub together, he'd realize that being gay and black in the US now is actually living life on easy mode if you have half a marketable skill. You're Brave and everyone wants to hire a Gay Black guy for no other reason than those attributes.
But nope, he actually believed his own propaganda and now he's paying the price for faking martyrdom.
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can they write in a scene where Jussie is crying, as he is led off to prison?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Cus5s)
At least rehearse one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 03:56 PM (t6MX/)
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Posted by: Justin Fairfax. at February 19, 2019 03:56 PM (hjaPQ)
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Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 19, 2019 03:56 PM (//K3c)
I think 50 cent had a hand in producing this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 03:57 PM (zK7qR)
He didn*t rehearse the hoax attack. He should definitely rehearse every scene.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness
You're behind the curve. He DID rehearse the hoax attack -- six hours before the fake-attacked, he rehearsed a play which has a scene in which a light-skinned black star comes out as gay and get hate-attacked by white rednecks:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6717419/ Jussie-Smollett-appeared-play-biracial-gay-baseball -star-similarly-attacked.html
The "attack" in Chicago is EXACTLY like the attack he had just performed on stage during theater tryouts, earlier in the evening.
So, yeah -- he "rehearsed" it.
Posted by: zombie at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (c+2jX)
can they write in a scene where Jussie is crying, as he is led off to prison?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Cus5s)
At least rehearse one.
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"We heard you like the buttsex, so..., well... open wide, chico."
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Posted by: Roy at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (8RFw7)
A couple of weeks ago we here rememberberrying all the good shows canceled by FOX.
And yet this stupid crap show won't go away.
Glee was another lousy stupid show on FOX that would never end.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (wTvHa)
Posted by: Justin Fairfax
"As a raging heterosexual with all straight urges, I understand what you mean"
--Cory Booker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)
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It was in white face too. Pity.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fine young handsome black cannibal' at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (0LCB6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
Supposedly the first season was pretty good, but it didn't interest me (rap and soul music soap opera? Pass).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (UnA8+)
Squeal like a MAGA!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (MBP4k)
I think some here are a little too cynical. He is poison now. They will pretend he never existed.
Posted by: Chris M at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: illiniwek
Why waste production time on it when there*s a decent chance you*ll be able to lift it from local news.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (G0qhR)
He just might be the first one to have to do time for his hoax. It is black history month, after all. And "he's ruined black history month" said some idiot.
It got bigger than the thought.
Bad timing, dude. And dumb.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (OKeCc)
sarc\
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Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, with his wrecked B-Wing Brad at February 19, 2019 04:00 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Chris M at February 19, 2019 03:59 PM (eAZVt)
I'll take the other side of that bet and give you odds.
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It was in white face too. Pity.
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Snerk
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Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ePWRo)
how about inventing a new chewing gum flavor called Jussie Fruit?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 04:01 PM (so+oy)
Ripped from the headlines! *BONNGG*
Tonight on Law & Order: a black man is attacked by racists wearing racist hats... but it turns out it was a fraud. Or was it? (hint: the racist white president of the united states set him up and is impeached!)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:01 PM (2LelM)
And yet this stupid crap show won't go away.
Glee was another lousy stupid show on FOX that would never end.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 03:58 PM (wTvHa)
The Good Fight keeps advertising a scene trashing Trump. Tear it up on IMDB and Rotten. I'm tired of this. Now the ads are bashing Trump. They are all in. We need to be. Give it a 1.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 04:01 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Al Sharptone, the Voice of Reason at February 19, 2019 04:01 PM (hjaPQ)
Hmmm.
*grabs typewriter, starts writing script for new version/ reimagined "Chicago, The Musical"*
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The ultimate smackdown would be to keep the character but replace the actor
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 19, 2019 04:00 PM (m7JrP)
As in the Matrix, with his other brother, Pussie.
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Lynch me in morning
Then just bleach away
We don't have tomorrow
But we noosed yesterday.
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-
Maybe it was There's No Business Like Show Business.
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Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)
His parents had a weird obsession with giving every kid a weirdly-spelled "J" name, so...
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 04:03 PM (UnA8+)
Hating Trump
planning fake hate crimes
hanging with Kamalala
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2019 04:03 PM (MxEKc)
On a related note, did you know that it's "crazy" and "racist" to take issue with reporters playing dress-up with Kameltoe?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 04:03 PM (vg8iE)
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The ultimate smackdown would be to keep the character but replace the actor
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 19, 2019 04:00 PM (m7JrP)
As in the Matrix, with his other brother, Pussie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:02 PM (t6MX/)
Ugh. Don't remind me. Tank was actually an interesting character. A Marxist nutjob as a real life person, but an interesting character in the movie. Replacing him as they did was a shit show.
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And yet, through it all, he is still holding on to that Subway sandwich. He's like the Bob Dole of shitty lunches.
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"Springtime For Hitler..."
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Posted by: We Are CNN at February 19, 2019 04:05 PM (yFncY)
Are we sure this is correct? TMZ was caught just today running an RBG
interview at the airport from last year as happening today.
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She's here. She's there. She's everywhere.
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The nurse will be in in a moment.
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I laughed too.
I wonder if there are any "fight scenes".
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Ive had an annoying Rick Springfield earworm now for over a week....
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Posted by: wornoutvet at February 19, 2019 04:06 PM (6xCxj)
Yeah I trust TMZ like I do the National Enquirer. Sometimes they get a story right and break news. Rarely.
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Except at her job.
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today running an RBG interview at the airport from last year as
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Vinyl was really good. Word was it cost hella $$ per episode though
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That never happens. Right, Rhodie?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 19, 2019 04:04 PM (//K3c)
Terence Howard was too feygelah for the role IMHO.
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Now he'll have the time to search for the real attackers.
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You jest but the day a story comes out about the deep state trying to depose the president using a fake memo, the NYT ran a story about how the president is using intimidation and power to harm his political foes. Yeah, that's the REAL story here, NYT. You go, girl.
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Teachers are the real heroes.
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Well, this ought to free up his schedule to stage malicious hoaxes.
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Hating Trump
planning fake hate crimes
hanging with Kamalala
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Just wait. Give this 6-12 months when all is forgotten. He'll get a nice payout just like our pal Colin Kapernick did.
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I couldn't tell if it was good or they were just playing perfectly to my musical tastes. New York Freakin' Dolls in the very first episode!
It got hard to take, though, because every time you thought a character was close to redemption he'd just double down and be more awful.
It did feature Naked Olivia Wilde with Full Merkin, so there's that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:10 PM (fuK7c)
get me Jussie Sargent
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Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:10 PM (xyung)
That may have been true in prior years, but we're playing a new game now. Smollett will skate because #Resistance.
From the inauguration riots to Rand Paul's attack, law enforcement and the courts are making a point, loud and clear, to the Big Red Machine's would-be shock troops: Even if you commit a litany of felonies you will be released after a few days. No worries, mate.
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
That show was absolutely awful and fatally boring. It was amazing that they could make a show about nothing but sex, drugs, and rock and roll that sucked so badly.
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Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 04:11 PM (dJbej)
That may have been true in prior years, but we're playing a new game now. Smollett will skate because #Resistance.
From the inauguration riots to Rand Paul's attack, law enforcement and the courts are making a point, loud and clear, to the Big Red Machine's would-be shock troops: Even if you commit a litany of felonies you will be released after a few days. No worries, mate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)
Especially since if they actually did their job, they can kiss their pensions goodbye.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 04:11 PM (UnA8+)
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White LIES...
Now I'm woke, and gonna be broke and it's no joke...
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Like Darren on "Bewitched"??
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes. It will go on his permanent record.
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TMZ Reports Smollet's Role on "Empire" Has Been Slashed
And yet, through it all, he is still holding on to that Subway sandwich. He's like the Bob Dole of shitty lunches.
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Bob Dole's Pen.
Blast from the past!
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That never happens. Right, Rhodie?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 19, 2019 04:04 PM (//K3c)
Terence Howard was too feygelah for the role IMHO.
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He's made of wood. Everything he's been in, except maybe Hustle and Flow, he's been like a mannequin.
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RIP"
Heard Ralph Branca tried to save him, but failed. (Too soon?)
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Posted by: Chicago Jury at February 19, 2019 04:12 PM (GTKWb)
Why was she at Reagan Airport? Doesn't she live in DC? Wasn't she
'performing her duty' from her house? There was a 5-4 vote the other
day where Roberts sided with the libs. She had to be somewhere to make
that vote and I'm pretty sure they said she was at home.
Posted by: DanMan at February 19, 2019 04:08 PM
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It was fake news. That video was from April 2018 and tmz claimed it was from yesterday.
Plus she looked like warmed over h.e. double toothpicks in that video. zombie like and had to be supported just to walk.
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posted by bif at February 19, 2019 03:53 PM
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Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at February 19, 2019 04:12 PM (+C7Xc)
sided with the libs. She had to be somewhere to make that vote and I'm
pretty sure they said she was at home.
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Sotomayer voted her proxy for her...
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Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:13 PM (2LelM)
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The ultimate smackdown would be to keep the character but replace the actor
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Like Darren on "Bewitched"??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:11 PM
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Can they find another black actor named Jussie?
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:13 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: jayhawkone at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (CxMoO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 19, 2019 04:12 PM (m7JrP)
"Keep her the hell away from me!"
- - Ted Williams' head
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (zBaqJ)
think back to when blacks were fighting for their rights, with Republicans ...
back to when blacks were first being elected into high office ... as Republicans. ...
Back to when Democrats were freely lynching blacks ... and Republicans.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 19, 2019 04:12 PM (JUOKG)
But wait, the press has informed us she walks a mile a day.
Posted by: WOPR at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (J70i0)
They hate you. They will stop at nothing to destroy you and have no qualms about committing any atrocity to accomplish it.
Period.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I think today hearings started again in court. If she's not there, it would have leaked by now.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (wTvHa)
or Butts?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (wTvHa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM
Even if he gets arrested for orchestrating the hoax, he'll be a constant guest on daytime talk shows and probably even get to pose as a "race and sexuality expert" on CNN and/or MSNBC.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM
Yep, he's not just a star in Hollywood, he's in with a lot of politicians as well: Kamala Harris, Barack Obama.
Now he has some SJW cred for working to try to take down President Trump and his supporters with this hoax, which will only make SJWs and politicians like him even more, knowing to what extent he's willing to go to help 'the team'.
He won't be charged, this will all be swept under the rug and he'll be on Soros' payroll soon, if he's not already.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (7A4qQ)
Can they find another black actor named Jussie?
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:13 PM (pMGkg)
Jussie Jackson...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (nsAUg)
Well if you went into it looking for groupies and tits and sex and drugs, you're not going to like what you get. if you went into it looking for a show about the music industry at the time, you got what you wanted, and it was well done.
One problem they seem to have is mixing voices with background noise/mood music.
I've noticed an awful lot of mixing issues in TV shows lately, terrible sound levels. Voices very quiet HUGE SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC. I don't know what the theory is but it sucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (39g3+)
I'm gonna wash that bleach right outta my hair
I'm gonna wash that bleach right outta my hair
And wear a stupid noose!
Posted by: Jussie Smollet in South Chicago at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:13 PM (wTvHa)
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There was a Pittsburgh Pirate named Johnny Dickshot. His nickname was "Ugly."
Ugly Dickshot.
Now there's a name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)
Titcomb
Finkelstein
Hymen
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (wTvHa)
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Cumstein
Why they keep that surname is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (avagT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Why isn't the punk ass bitch fired?
Oh yeah, he takes it up the pooper from one of the show runners...
Posted by: M K Ultra at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (Y+V3r)
Absolute must watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Oh6kUHmzM
Posted by: Cold Civil War
Hahahahaha!
Yeah, watch this.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (wTvHa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)
Fun fact: Richard Nixon's grandson is named Chris Cox, and he tried running in the R primary for congress some years back.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (AJj50)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (AB9tT)
Oh Robin darling, just back away slowly.
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (MxEKc)
1) Looks as if botox was one of her recuperants
2) Looks like Woody Allen's cousin. (observing close ups from the DM)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (HmZuC)
Gah; Get off the cross, Jussie. You lied and tried to defame an entire group of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
Alec Baldwin Claims Trump Threatening Him And His Family By Criticizing SNL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (B/m0M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
A hymen in my HS had to live with Buster but it all became a fun joke
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (nsAUg)
He was good in Dead Presidents. Played a real creep. But that was many moons ago.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (yTfbH)
Went to school with a Rusty.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (t6MX/)
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New AG. Bold move Cotton. Lets see how this plays out.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (B/m0M)
Fat?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 03:55 PM
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Next On Dr. Oz: Jussie Smollett and His Bleach Friends Discuss Their Harrowing Struggle with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 04:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:19 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2019 04:19 PM (nsAUg)
Jussie can use that newly acquired free time to find the 2 rednecks in MAGA hats who attacked him. Speaking of that, what about the woman who gave a detailed description of the 2 rednecks hanging around the apartment building? I'm sure she's some leftist bitch looking to lie to keep the lie going
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:19 PM (OLCnA)
she interviewed Jussie, the Chicago PD believed his story was credible,
he was cooperative, etc.
Oh Robin darling, just back away slowly.
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (oiNtH)
She's paid $18 mil/year for that insightful reporting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
More entertainment news:
Alec Baldwin Claims Trump Threatening Him And His Family By Criticizing SNL
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)
LOL said the guy who punches people in the street.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (8WSy/)
Are you threatening me?!?
Posted by: Corholio Baldwin at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Ginsburg From Beyond at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (pMGkg)
So Smollett's grand plan to keep him on this show I never heard of, failed. Failed miserably. Sad.
Empire is a fine Queensryche album. I still listen to it from time to time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (crpQB)
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Well damn, don't ever show Trebek the Jeopardy skits.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (wTvHa)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (dKiJG)
First name Richard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM
*************
Drill Sergeants really enjoy names like this...always pronounced backward:
Love, Richard.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (0tfLf)
Probably scenes already shot and story he's part of so they can't just eliminate him. But they can take the part where they show his entire take in a song or at a nightclub and trim it down to a background shot or small bits during a conversation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Donald J. Trump, Reality Star at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Gv8zm)
Titcomb
Finkelstein
Hymen
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (wTvHa)
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Cumstein
Why they keep that surname is beyond me.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)
Dickoff.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (pMGkg)
Love, Richard.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 04:21 PM (0tfLf)
Love, Dick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
So he wasn't just a pitcher, but a reporter, too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (B6Nsl)
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You just answered your own question. He gets a C for effort.
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Y+V3r)
another thing - i read he was releasing an album on march 2. this
certainly raised his profile. you can't buy this kind on publicity.
however, i don't expect he anticipated the al sharpton's of the world
turning on him.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)
Jussie: Will frame innocent people for record sales.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)
lol. yes he should have. too bad!
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (nUGtg)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (2LelM)
Shes paid 18 million a year for sleeping with the producer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Bear?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Gv8zm)
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: mikeyG
A song for Kamela.
https://youtu.be/jYFefppqEtE
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (crpQB)
Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2019 04:17 PM (MxEKc)"
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They're too busy persecuting the Trump administration. They'll get to it in 2024.
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (B/m0M)
Knew a couple of families of Cumsteins.
All the kids got nicknames. Dribble, Splooge, Leaky, Blot, Spot and Shout.
(As in shout it out, the stain remover.)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
And stealing his parking space. Mostly stealing his parking space.
Posted by: Donald J. Trump, Reality Star at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Clinton.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Shes paid 18 million a year for sleeping with the producer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)
Only if the producer is a woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Is this the same tough Alec Baldwin that picks fights and brawls?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:23 PM (BXMxN)
TRUMP!!!!!!
This is an orange.
Posted by: CNN at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Tell us its not Giver.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
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I think today hearings started again in court. If she's not there, it would have leaked by now.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:14 PM (yTfbH)
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Private parking lot, private elevator, no cameras allowed in court.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (xyung)
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I watched Gunsmoke with options on. A gunman racks his Winchester. The captions describe the sound, "c***s gun."
You know, for the women and children.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ted K. at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (7RqXg)
Posted by: Orson at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (ddmQc)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (/UEI7)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Goode
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (uEbPt)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yavuhoxh
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (8WSy/)
It was Queen his name was BJ Queen I think when they named him BJ wasn't a thing
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dKiJG)
Was he born right before Eve?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Dragonteeth?
Posted by: CNN at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (B6Nsl)
Gah; Get off the cross, Jussie. You lied and tried to defame an entire group of people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:18 PM (AllCR)
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That was me Fen.
Here it is:
https://tinyurl.com/y28xh6xx
Posted by: redridinghood at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (90T4r)
____________________
He should have done what I did, and find some stupid person with a royal title to marry!
I was a twice-married, 30-something, little-known cable t.v. actress, but now George Clooney and the David Beckhams pretend that I'm one of their closest friends!
And I didn't even need to get beat up! Just knocked up! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Meghan Markle at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Revenant at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (NUNXH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (uEbPt)
22 Posted by: illiniwek
can they write in a scene where Jussie is crying, as he is led off to prison?
How about they jus have him do Liza doing "New York New York"?
If he can make it there, he can make it anywhere ...
Posted by: Arbalest at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (2LelM)
Everyone knows about Carlos Danger now.
I think Ugly Dickshot would be appropriate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:25 PM (B6Nsl)
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Phone or tablet?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
TMZ has video of her walking (unsteadily, but still...) through Reagan National yesterday afternoon.
Posted by: Donald J. Trump, Reality Star at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Gv8zm)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (uEbPt)
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Ahhh. She gets a Kamala kickback.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xyung)
Neither. PC, with an errant mouse flick.
Ack. So sorry, guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Boy named Sue at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Gv8zm)
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He and OJ can search together.
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (B/m0M)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (uEbPt)
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/kuntzru01.shtml
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (BXMxN)
Maybe the media will start covering the Ed Buck story, the Democrat who killed two black gay prostitutes. Maybe.
Posted by: PJ at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:06 PM
You probably wouldn't want Jussie's "girl", I'm thinking.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (B6Nsl)
>>I'm probably one of the few commenters here that think Rosenstein was working for DJT. Being accused of something by a noted liar like McCabe doesn't cross my bullshit threshold.
You aren't the only one.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 12:56 PM (/tuJf)
Thirded.
Posted by: Minuteman at February 19, 2019 03:54 PM (LPDe
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Let's see if that dumbass theory holds water.
Checks Trump twitter account:
Wow, so many lies by now disgraced acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe. He was fired for lying, and now his story gets even more deranged. He and Rod Rosenstein, who was hired by Jeff Sessions (another beauty), look like they were planning a very illegal act, and got caught.....
Nope, guess it is a dumbass theory after all.
Posted by: MAGA at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (/vMHl)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (B6Nsl)
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Hey Ace only reprimanded us about blowing the margins. He said nothing about copying and pasting the entire thread.
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (uEbPt)
Ack. So sorry, guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Meh. It happens.
At least you didn't Servo the thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Gv8zm)
I guess technically I can't include 'again', but pretend I work for CNN where part of that statement might be true, and part might not be.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ePWRo)
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She's waiting for Trump and Pence to die in a fire so Nanzi can pick her replacement.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (0OmEj)
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TMZ posted video of her walking (unsteadily, but still...) through Reagan National yesterday afternoon.
They were torn apart in their twitter comment section by people pointing out that Ruth had the same outfit (down to the hair scrunchie?) as their clip from 2018.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (xyung)
TMZ ran a video claiming it was her in an airport going to catch a plane, but there's considerable dispute about it, such as that this is likely old footage (why would she be taking a plane when she's due in the Supreme Court chambers and lives across town?? Why does she look so much younger?)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
... could have been worse ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (zK7qR)
He might try Deplorable Jay Guevara if he wants to be less popular.
;-)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (fuK7c)
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Bwahahahahahaa.
Its so cool to scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll to the bottom:
.... and see that its a regular.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (LL1Be)
You're saying if we go deep enough, we can plant a 'Shelving for Dummies' guide in Ace's subconscious?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (yTfbH)
Ack. So sorry, guys.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM
Tell it to the Barrel, pal
*jerks thumb in barrel direction*
Posted by: Bailiff of the Barrel at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (uEbPt)
I'm so embarrassed.
It was two guys yelling "This is MAGA country," and who put a noose around my neck, who are responsible. I was getting hypoxic from the noose.
Yeah, that's it. Hypoxic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:24 PM (xyung)
Someone up above had the oral arguments transcript. It looks like she was in court today.
Posted by: WOPR at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (90T4r)
We told them she needed another charge, but would they listen? Nah. Of course nah. You try to do a favor for these people and that's what you get.
Posted by: Google Robotics at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (8erNz)
Context is very underrated.
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (uEbPt)
Someone up above had the oral arguments transcript. It looks like she was in court today.
Posted by: WOPR at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (J70i0)
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It's a tax.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens
Twice I haven't. :-(
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Gv8zm)
He might try Deplorable Jay Guevara if he wants to be less popular.
;-)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (fuK7c)
Deplorable Jay ...Weiner?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (8WSy/)
It was two guys yelling "This is MAGA country," and who put a noose around my neck, who are responsible. I was getting hypoxic from the noose.
Yeah, that's it. Hypoxic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (B6Nsl)
And yet, you are not serving time in the barrel right now. What has happened to this place?
Posted by: WOPR at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (J70i0)
It was two guys yelling "This is MAGA country," and who put a noose
around my neck, who are responsible. I was getting hypoxic from the
noose.
Yeah, that's it. Hypoxic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (B6Nsl)
The barrel. Get in it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM
Could be raining....
Posted by: Eyegore at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Broseidon
Tell Mr. Margin Buster hello when you get there, Jay
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (uEbPt)
Art, Art, lit a fart and blew the whole damn place apart?
I missed that...
Posted by: JEM at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (8erNz)
TMZ ran a video claiming it was her in an airport going to catch a
plane, but there's considerable dispute about it, such as that this is
likely old footage (why would she be taking a plane when she's due in
the Supreme Court chambers and lives across town?? Why does she look so
much younger?)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (39g3+)
And her hump disappeared.
Posted by: Eyegor at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (QLvwG)
It was two guys yelling "This is MAGA country," and who put a noose around my neck, who are responsible. I was getting hypoxic from the noose.
Yeah, that's it. Hypoxic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (B6Nsl)
GOTCHA!!!!
- The Russians
Posted by: The Hacked Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
section by people pointing out that Ruth had the same outfit (down to
the hair scrunchie?) as their clip from 2018.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (xyung)
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well, that puts a different spin on things.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the afternoon matinee at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:28 PM (BXMxN)
It helps.
A little bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
... could have been worse ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Could have been the entire previous thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (Gv8zm)
So that is what happened yesterday when it all went blank?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (B/m0M)
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (37IEG)
Rosenstein took the Trump Russia investigation away from him in the only way he could, by assigning it to a Special Counsel. As much as everyone dislikes Mueller, what would you be saying if Rosenstein had seen what was going on and left the investigation in his hands?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Alternate theory, Rosenstein knew McCabe was toast as temporary FBI director and didn't know who Trump would pick to replace Comey and the impact on the coup. So they decided that Rosenstein should pick a SC to continue the work to eliminate Trump interference.
Given that the person he chose immediately hired a team of partisan Democrats as well Strzok and Page, this theory fits the facts better.
Posted by: MAGA at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (/vMHl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:29 PM (B6Nsl)
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Yeah. Hypoxic sounds like a strippers name.
Bar's closed. Noose out front shoulda toldya...
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
I was just trying to help my brother get off the spot.
You know, kinda like Jussie vis a vis Fairfax.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (BXMxN)
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And that was BEFORE her cancer came back and she had half a lung removed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (xyung)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (8WSy/)
I honestly thought the HQ had been hacked and shut down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (wxZSX)
Maybe he could be put in the same jail cell as Jared Fogle.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
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With a white actor in black face.
Posted by: Jolo at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (WrMOC)
And her hump disappeared.
Posted by: Eyegor at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (QLvwG)
I told you in a previous thread I could explain that! Stop attacking my family!
Posted by: Dr. Frodrick Frankensteen at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:27 PM (90T4r)
FDR had a Constitutional Amendment passed before the dirt was even on his coffin to stop anyone else from trying to be as selfish and power-hungry as he was. It's a shame that they skip this little unique fact of American history when they teach about FDR.
I wonder if RBG will be blessed as the second person in American history who has a Constitutional amendment passed just to stop people from trying to do what she did.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (xyung)
This just in: Judge Crater just showed up too.
No photos, though, unfortunately.
(And you can bet I CHECKED the copy/paste this time.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (B6Nsl)
Phew, it's flounder, I thought I might have been me.
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (B/m0M)
I'm innocent. Check the cameras.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (AllCR)
Wouldn't want to be a boy named Sue. Nosiree.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (Z6KRv)
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I wish that I was Jussies Girl!!!!
Posted by: Jay Fogle at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (//K3c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:30 PM (37IEG)
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be permitted to participate from her basalt throne at the right hand of Lord Satan, by means of seance, and on the basis of briefs, filings and transcripts.
Posted by: Treasonous Fiend John Roberts at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)
Never. Why would anyone do something like that?
Posted by: Boris Badenov at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (8erNz)
358 Tom Servo is happy about this one.
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
I was just trying to help my brother get off the spot.
You know, kinda like Jussie vis a vis Fairfax.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (B6Nsl)
Tom Servo left you a subway sandwich in there.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Y+V3r)
Fokkers...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (//K3c)
I have an eye condition called Fuch's Dystrophy.
I can tell you it largely sucks.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah its the FDR effect, they have all decided that they won't show images of her because she looks so awful and it would hurt leftist morale. I mean the only alternative is that she's dead and all these alleged appearances are hoaxes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Douglas Bader at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (t6MX/)
........
and a pickle.
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Y+V3r)
The Phillies might panic and grossly overpay for Harper?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 04:31 PM (8WSy/)
I honestly thought the HQ had been hacked and shut down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ptqGC
I could only see the banner. It was weird.
Russian collusion weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (/rm4P)
Waiting for Smolette.
Two Angry Men.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Art, Art, lit a fart and blew the whole damn place apart?
I missed that..."
I was only the Appetizer, the Main Course came later in the day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (Y+V3r)
Especially when he moves to Marion.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Little Michael Brown at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (37IEG)
It's going to be priceless when she assumes room temp during God Emperor Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (B6Nsl)
You seem to be confused about the way this works. You get in the barrel and pray that your time only feels like an eternity.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (J70i0)
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On her hands. She calls it Nigerian style.
Posted by: Jolo at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (WrMOC)
Jussie told Robin Roberts that if he said it was a Muslim or Mexican or someone black that people would have believed him but when he said it was white guys people doubted him. How dare we not believe his lies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (OLCnA)
Two Angry Men.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (+fPHo)
He could appear on "Queen for a Day."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (BRpqW)
One of your favorite topics.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (QDnY+)
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Yeah.... RBG wanted to swear in the First Female President.
Hubris. How's it work again???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
*******
A straight white chick.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (G6bpH)
While we may not be quite on schedule you seriously underestimate our abilities.
Posted by: Google Robotics at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (8erNz)
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Sessions has been suspiciously quiet, not a word in defence of his president now that he is no longer bound by his recusal. Maybe he is being evenhanded, he can't very well defend his former underlings so he won't defend Trump either.
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (B/m0M)
Waiting for Smolette.
Two Angry Men.
-
Hate Sandwich.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 04:33 PM (Z6KRv)
. Don't think that happens too often unless the person is transitioning, but almost every name people can make fun of because in junior high in particular and high school people can be supremely obnoxious.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (AllCR)
#Clemency4Jay!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:34 PM (B6Nsl)
You seem to be confused about the way this works. You get in the barrel and pray that your time only feels like an eternity.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (J70i0)
Then there is the cleanup. You can't scrub enough after spending time in the barrel.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (jxbfJ)
Muslim or Mexican or someone black that people would have believed him
but when he said it was white guys people doubted him. How dare we not
believe his lies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (OLCnA)
It was just a little white lie.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (QLvwG)
Oh I'm sure she's on all sorts of treatments that are experimental and/or illegal for everyone else, stuff that they don't use because it costs a fortune and gives you more tumors than a snorkel dive into three mile island's cooling chamber. But even with that, this is awful soon to be walking around in public. And where are the pictures??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)
I'm guessing a little well-paid bunghole action is more within his abilities.
Posted by: Google Robotics at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (jxbfJ)
It took me years to scrub off Berkeley.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (+fPHo)
401 I was wrong in my prediction RBG would be a no show the rest of the year. She must be on some good stem cell treatments.
While we may not be quite on schedule you seriously underestimate our abilities.
Posted by: Google Robotics at February 19, 2019 04:37 PM (8erNz)
I know. I'm pissed that she's up and about now.
Every time I go to the gym she's hogging the smith machine and all the 45's.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (ymnmz)
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They're exactly right. Imagine how selfish that woman is.
It's partly why it's all so amusing, too.
If only the right people were in charge, eh Ruthie?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Goog...er, Alphabet at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (//K3c)
Jeeze. Gotta be so careful with text select here. Been paranoid about it since.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (xyung)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)
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Pixie said something happened on another mu.nu site that filled up the disk with error messages.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (hjaPQ)
Then there is the cleanup. You can't scrub enough after spending time in the barrel.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (jxbfJ)
It took me years to scrub off Berkeley.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (B6Nsl)
That'll seem like a walk in MAGA country once you are done.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (G6bpH)
And what the fuck kind of name is Jussie? Buy a vowel please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Netflix Content Acquisition at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (8erNz)
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Wait....WUT??
There's "another" mu.nu site??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (8XRCm)
Ruth will retire when we adopt the
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (hjaPQ)
There is another...ace?
Posted by: Obi-Wan Confused at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (yTfbH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)
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Fetal blood injections.
Posted by: MAGA at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (/vMHl)
Well, that was probably Servo's fault, too.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Not TMZ's fault she was buried in the same outfit...
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (32YRo)
Queen for a Season?
Posted by: Netflix Content Acquisition at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (8erNz)
Say Yes To The Noose
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (QLvwG)
*slides in like Cosmo Kramer*
Greetings fappers and fappees.
After reading about St. Jussie's racist hoax falling apart beneath him, I'd like to remind everyone that it was Little Billy Ayers' fondest wish to start a race war so he and his buddies in foreign government could come in, kill 125 million of us, and take over.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (HaL55)
He could appear on "Queen for a Day."
Queen for a Season?
Posted by: Netflix Content Acquisition at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (8erNz)
Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (t6MX/)
If the left is as fucked up as I think they are, the next step will be
blaming Jussie's actions on the right, because Trump just makes people
crazy. They'll be sympathetic to his plight of being threatened by Trump
every day and fully understand why he would lash out like this.
And what the fuck kind of name is Jussie? Buy a vowel please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (pUDQf)
Yep, because you know, white heterosexual males with privilege drove him to this.
It's obvious!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Y+V3r)
=======================
I think Bernie jumping in and immediately passing kamel Toe in $$s is good news. That drooling old hump is NOT electable, and will suck the air out of the D process. They will have to game the nomination process again to anoint their chosen, thus tipping the scales for Trumpenfurror.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (ty7RM)
Oh sure, especially in middle school kids are incredibly awful and will find SOMETHING to mock you for. Chrissy, Christopher Robin, Chrissy Poo, meh. It only hurts if you care what they say (I didn't) and don't notice that they do it to everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Keith Richards at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (90T4r)
Not the luckless Servo, but the hapless Deplorable Jay.
And thus endeth today's episode of For Whom The Barrel Yearns.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette's Scrolling Finger at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (adsVM)
*slides in like Cosmo Kramer*
Greetings fappers and fappees.
After reading about St. Jussie's racist hoax falling apart beneath him, I'd like to remind everyone that it was Little Billy Ayers' fondest wish to start a race war so he and his buddies in foreign government could come in, kill 125 million of us, and take over.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (HaL55)
Every Commie thinks he's going to do the shooting and none of them think they'll be shot.
I am very sad that Bill Ayers is still sucking O2 though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)
He will enter a rehab facility for 90 days, claiming an addiction to meth, or heroin or some opiate, causing him to become paranoid.
He will come out of rehab and do another interview with Robin Roberts where he will tell all about what he did and why he did it, with a pretty significant sympathy push by the media.
He will be appointed some kind of position by the state of Illinois, or City of Chitcago as a LGBT Czar to better communicate and understand the "community."
That's my guess.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
I know what she said - but in her little "Red" heart of hearts....
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (OLCnA)"
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He said it right there, the rednecks had it coming.
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (B/m0M)
This guy is a pip
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Is the Pope a Communist?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Jeeze. Gotta be so careful with text select here. Been paranoid about it since.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 04:39 PM (bcbK
I've done it before, too, and also caught it a few times before posting.
The problem comes from moving the mouse along a sector, instead of straight across. The former catches the whole thread, but it's not obviously highlighted because it's off the screen. The only tipoff is the slider on the right showing that the comment is going to be huge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (xzqr4)
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I detect a note of sarcasm, Comrade. Your dangerous ideological heterodoxy in contravention of democratic centralism has been noted.
Please refer to
Posted by: Treasonous Fiend John Roberts at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (AzW6q)
This guy is a pip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)
How's about looking like disciples of Jesus Christ?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (Z6KRv)
Is the Pope a Communist?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Where does he live?Where does he crap?Does he where funny hats?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)
This guy is a pip
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Is the Pope a Communist?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (2LelM)
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM
Nigerian rednecks!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (G6bpH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (QLvwG)
Black Hoax Down
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (t6MX/)
463 Pope Francis: Christians Should Not Fear Looking Like Communists
This guy is a pip
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Is the Pope a Communist?
Does a Bear shit in the woods?
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)
Just like last time, Bernie is only in to keep the stalinist maniacs on the ultra super duper far left engaged. They are very loud, very active online and off, and important to making it seem like there is a "movement" on the D side. Just like in 2016, it would be dull without them.
He will lose gracefully again, and they will pass all the money raised from those morons to the nominee (this time Kamala) again.
Posted by: ... at February 19, 2019 04:44 PM (uEbPt)
This guy is a pip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)
So is Pope Franky looking to play the part of Trotsky? Asking for an entire religion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:38 PM (B/m0M
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I agree. Suppose you know there was no collusion, as Sesssions certainly must know, do you keep quiet? Does one's sacred honor compels one to let a witch hunt continue?
Posted by: MAGA at February 19, 2019 04:45 PM (/vMHl)
Posted by: Northernlurker
He's just the Pope - can't think of everything.
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 04:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: STUPID FUCKING IDIOT at February 19, 2019 04:45 PM (QK70D)
Queen for a Season?
Posted by: Netflix Content Acquisition at February 19, 2019 04:40 PM (8erNz)
Say Yes To The Noose
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (QLvwG)
No Noose is Good Noose
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (B6Nsl)
Every era has a group with the same history...
Posted by: Goog...er, Alphabet at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (//K3c)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2019
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Go on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (7MRhd)
Meh, shouldn't fear looking like capitalists either. What we should fear is not glorifying God and serving Him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (pUDQf)
this is a good time for me to work on my DARVO defense - Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.
I didn't do nuttin! It was everybody else's fault! See? SEE??? I was the real victim here! I was bein' Oppressed!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Sigh. I MISS the days when Space was closeted and focused on acting instead of porking teenaged boys. Bastard's in two of my all time favorite movies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)
Insty has a post about the "Bernie backlash."
Not all the leftists are enchanted by him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (B6Nsl)
This guy is a pip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)
Isn't there a monastery hanging off the side of a mountain in South America that this guy can be shuffled off to?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)
This guy is a pip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Y+V3r)"
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Is that his advice to Chinese Catholics now that he has assigned to Chicoms the right to choose their bishops?
Posted by: Decaf at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (B/m0M)
Posted by: Pope Francis at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Whats the point? The College of Cardinals would just vote another in just like him, or worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:46 PM (pUDQf)
And GONE!
Posted by: Josephus at February 19, 2019 04:48 PM (QLvwG)
Forget room service. I'd rather wander down to the local Chicago Subway restaurant at 02:00, and pick up some street grub.
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 04:47 PM (wxZSX)
Don't forget the arctic weather! Always tastes better in arctic conditions!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG)
My Pet Jawa is one, there may be others.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 19, 2019 04:48 PM (hjaPQ)
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Place holder, doorstop, paper weight . . . Whatever.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Back on topic, I saw several people asserting that "Jussie" is pronounced "Juicy". For real, or were y'all pulling my leg?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (qY8mM)
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What, does he want us to dress up in Mao tunics?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Obi-Wan Confused at February 19, 2019 04:41 PM (yTfbH)
The other one is called "eek", as in "Eek of Squeaks".
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (90T4r)
Of course, there's Eca Fo Sedaps, ace's evil mirror twin.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 **. . .
My God. Why did I never see that before? Ellery Queen would be very disappointed in me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)
Nothing.
Dogshit is the Energizer F*cking Bunny compared to our blue-state GOPs. Even more an accomplishment as in my lifetime (pre 90s' mass immigration) we were approximately a 50-50 State: red upstate, blue downstate and numbers pretty much equal.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 04:36 PM (OLCnA)"
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He said it right there, the rednecks had it coming.
It's possible that we might have believed him if he said it was 2 black guys, because it really WAS 2 black guys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (QK70D)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Evws/)
Do we have to specify which one?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (0OmEj)
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So...Pope Frank has a few crates of Che t-shirts he didn't get a chance to unload before hitting the Vatican eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (pUDQf)
It's going to be priceless when she assumes room temp during God Emperor Trump's presidency.
She already don't move no more.
It's also priceless the same progs were 100% convinced that Hillary was going to be coronated, it was a fate a compli. The rigging was assured from coast to coast.
Because they just had to have the first ever and greatest female justice (Sandra Day O'Connor doesn't count) swear in the first ever POTUS.
If any of them were even remotely sane, she'd have bailed in early 2015. But, I repeat myself.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
That and the inconvenient truth that in metro NY something like 98% of muggings with weapons are by persons of color. The keep actual stats on that. So yeah, there is more innate plausibility to some reports than others.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 19, 2019 04:52 PM (koNhm)
I dunno, are we allowed to say "the jig is up" in reference to this case?
Do we have to specify which one?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Nat at all shure I like that jig reference boyo - is that an Irish ethnical reference sumpthin?
Posted by: Paddy on a handcar at February 19, 2019 04:52 PM (37IEG)
The. Show. MUST. Go. On.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 04:52 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Evws/)"
Iiiii can't dance. Iiiii can't hoax.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Max Power at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: White ottoman at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Vs14/)
Yep, then I would have believed him.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Z6KRv)
That was the strangest statement, even at the time it baffled me. Why would people believe his idiotic story if he said it was black dudes wearing MAGA hats attacking him in the dead of winter late at night?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Oh my - I begin to suspect we may have the same name. Although it's still better than a friend I had in my youth, who was of Czheck heritage. The first 5 letters of his last name were DRNJV.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)
And you either learn not to care or hand it back to them for example. "So your name is Peter. You were named after a penis, huh?" My son was teased in school about his name (which is not Peter) sometimes. He used to say something like " That's the best you could do? You really have a sub par IQ, don't you?" among other retorts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (YE5vl)
Should we coordinate a meeting thread just in case?
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: kraken at February 19, 2019 04:49 PM (90T4r)
The Usual Suspects and Seven
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I think they just brought him in because he was cheap and would put the Church's fiscal house in order - he brought other attributes with him they probably weren't counting on.
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Boswell
I mean cheap as in the "skin-flint" variety
Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: deerbey at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (RDwMg)
The celebrities, reporters, politicians, and the lesser-known, who instantly took this ball and ran with it, calling it a fact, are observably not apologizing or even acknowledging error.
We only started seeing retractions in the Covington / Chief 3-Teef hoax after credible threats of legal action.
They just don't voluntarily regret or acknowledge anything. Their only regret is that the bombs missed the target. No shame, no conscience, no lesson learned, no nothing.
Every time they discover incontrovertible evidence that we're not racist haters, they don't draw that conclusion. They just say we're incompetent racist haters or something.
I wonder what the next one will be? They'll react exactly the same way. Now and forever.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (S6lpt)
Posted by: cabal at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (RDwMg)
Posted by: elizabeth bathory at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (pP50C)
Got luck playing the soup kitchen circuit, Juggalo!
Posted by: Mister Sandman bring us a dream at February 19, 2019 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
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