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Bernie Sanders Announces Another Presidential Bid
"We began the political revolution in the 2016 campaign, and now it's time to move that revolution forward," the independent senator told Vermont Public Radio in an interview that will air Tuesday morning.Below, an amazing flashback. Bernie Sanders used to claim that capitalists were wrong to use the existence of bread lines in socialist countries against socialism. Because, you see, in non-socialist countries, there are no bread lines -- but that's only because the rich people just get all the bread, and the poor people just die of starvation. No really -- he said that. A while ago, but his politics have not changed. Once a Red, always a Red.
This 2020 Democrat primary is going to be BANANAS! The latest candidate LOVES bread lines!! pic.twitter.com/wrf73R8UyS
— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) February 19, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
I'll whistle up the corgis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Wy/9t)
Posted by: John Edwards at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: bored383 at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (zJ4nO)
All of the smart, young and hip people are for Bernie.
And they are never wrong, just ask them.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pope Francis at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (1P+Bv)
Heh - the guy the Democratic backroom fixers said "ah, let him run, what harm can it do - it's already in the bag for Hillary anyway!"
They're so smart - they forgot the internet.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (talIc)
Posted by: AOC at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (TAkaR)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: DaveA at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Xqo6t)
Twenty-three skidoo, everybody!
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Dik Piks on every phone at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (Am8Sm)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (Vs14/)
He's clearly on drugs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Bollard at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Nikolai Jakov Head of the KGB at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: John Edwards at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Him: "No country that ever went socialist has ever gone back!"
Me: "Probably because they can't, and because the crazy dictators who run them won't let go of their power!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (Mouru)
How exactly does he explain the ghettopotamuses?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (B6Nsl)
This 2020 Democrat primary is going to be BANANAS!
Fact check: wrong!
- the Dem primaries are going to be APPLES!
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Boris Goldberg at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at February 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Wy/9t)
It is amazingly how rigidly scripted and on message they are. I'll bet we could write 90% of their public comments and nobody would know the difference.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (NgKpN)
It's Health Care redux--the Commiecrats make the same claim here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (ujg0T)
Yet this is who the millennials hang their hat on.
We're fucked.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)
Is that what it is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (Z6KRv)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (NFEMn)
I think you mean "go down"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (Mouru)
He's got to be loving this.
Posted by: H Badger at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (n/0Nw)
The Kos kids are already arguing about this.
Bernie Bros are behind him and the other kos kids are already saying he'll lose the whole thing again for Dems..
gotta love it.. there was a whole lot of animosity at those lib sites, but nothing like at Daily Kos..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders 2020! at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Just the (Russian) Punchline at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (talIc)
It's going to be Bernie Sanders v. Harold Stassen!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Bernie Sanders vs. Adlai Stevenson! (for the nomination, I mean)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (7MRhd)
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (NgKpN)
He makes Plagiarizing Creepy Joe look young.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (BXMxN)
This 2020 Democrat primary is going to be BANANAS!
Fact check: wrong!
- the Dem primaries are going to be APPLES!
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (786Ro)
Because, Orange Man Bad?
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (NgKpN)
When at the store, I buy all of it, just so the poor can't have any.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (37IEG)
If current migratory trends continue it will be. Every other person you meet in Vermont these days is a New Yorker.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 19, 2019 04:57 PM (7MRhd)
Bernie Sanders vs Lyndon LaRouche
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (aKsyK)
The Armenian Radio was asked: "What if socialism were built in Greenland?"
The Armenian Radio answered: "First snow would become available only through ration cards, and later snow would be distributed only to the KGB officers and their families."
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The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it true that the Soviet Union is the most progressive country in the world?"
The Armenian Radio answered: "Of course! The life was already better yesterday than it's going to be tomorrow!"
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The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it true that Adam and Eve were the first communists?"
The Armenian Radio answered: "Probably, yes. They were both naked, they only had an apple between them, they never had their own house, but they believed that they were living in paradise."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
--
"Rosenpenis"
---------------------------------------------------
Didn't Vin Diesel do a spinoff of Fletch called "The chronicles of Reddick?"
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 04:55 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah...everyone in Vermont sounds like that...Midwood, with a Chicago undertone.
I really hate his voice.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (wYseH)
I could see Trump winning a 1988-like landslide against Bernie.
Posted by: Blago at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (TN1P5)
....
Bernie would win about 12 states.
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)
Bernie Sanders vs Lyndon LaRouche
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (NFEMn)
Bernie Sanders vs Guy LaDouche
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
We force feed it to our ducks and geese to make fois gras.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (37IEG)
This makes the Democrat Candidate Clown Car up to fifteen now. And they ain't done yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (E3678)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (/rm4P)
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (786Ro)
I could see Trump winning a 1988-like landslide against Bernie.
Posted by: Blago at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (UfkIY)
Much more doable this time with Social Media.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (Xqo6t)
lines -- but that's only because the rich people just get all the bread,
and the poor people just die of starvation.
It's all those choices of deodorant!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (0OmEj)
IIRC, wasn't Donald Trump part of this solution? We already have the GOPee NeverTrumpers splitting off.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (ujg0T)
....
Bernie would win about 12 states.
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (MAstk)
California and New York. Massachusettes probably.
Even New Jersey would vote against Bernie.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)
>>I really hate his voice.
It's so odd that they keep electing him. When my folks moved to Vermont natives went out of their way to tell them that they were flat landers and would never be real Vermonters.
But they choose Bernie Sanders to be one of their senators?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 04:58 PM (pUDQf)
18 years after 9/11, we elected a RADICAL Islamist Woman to the House of Reps.
America has apparently lost it.
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DanMan at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (Z6KRv)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (so+oy)
Jumped? Please
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM
Last place in the AFC North
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (GTKWb)
What's brown and sticky?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM
Last place in the AFC North
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)
A stick.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (E367
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Dude, no joke - my Communist rabbi did a sermon several years ago about the "tyranny of choice" imposed by our wicked capitalist system.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (AzW6q)
Do we really need 54 types of bread in the store?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (E367
Da, you only need one kind -
Outov.
Posted by: Comrade Yankee at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (37IEG)
====
The same assholes who would vote for Bernie, to this day bitch because Reagan was "too old."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (/rm4P)
I thought "lurch to" could only come before "the Right."
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Metaphorically only, of course. Hillary waddles, and stumbles, and faceplants...but her jumpin' days are over.
Posted by: Just the (Russian) Punchline at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (talIc)
Everything is awesome
Everything is cool when we're part of a team
Everything is awesome
When we're living our dream
Everything is better when we stick together
Side by side, you and I gonna win forever
Let's party forever
We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me
We are working in harmony
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: PJ at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)"
Bengals aren't brown, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Wavy Gravy at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (MAstk)
Maybe if she thinks he'd lose to Trump.. she can't run herself until 2024 and she can't really run then if a Democrat is the incumbent.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (Xqo6t)
https://bit.ly/2DTFaMN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (+y/Ru
Surely, #metoo will bludgeon him to death with this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (JUOKG)
Which is why, if we *really* want to monkeywrench the primary process, I would go with Joe Biden. Let the Old Guard and the Young Turks, er, Venezuelans, go at each other.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (ujg0T)
Five grains of wheat in the bread. The rest, sawdust.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)
Nah.
Ca,ny,Il,wa,vt,ma,ct,nj,De,Or,RI,NM.
And DC
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (MAstk)
I don't know, I think weld is going to give trump a run for his money. I know I will vote for him if trump doesn't unfuck this border wall shitshow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (dNzKv)
https://www.instagram.com/snoopdogg/p/
BuCP7U1haIs/
Sorry. Jussie not Bernie.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
There's a lot of state sponsored rape in communist countries and I know the women love that!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (GTKWb)
Because nothing says empowerment of women like giving it up to skip a few spots in the bread lines.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (JcXHH)
That's because Reagan was thirty or forty years older than them in 1980. Now, these assholes are Bernie's age.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: PJ at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (qlTN9)"
Michael Avenatti sadly bowed out last year. That robbed us of hours of future material.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (oZ6kz)
It makes a fabulous ass-wipe. Soft as a cloud and already in squares.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (E3678)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (37IEG)
Glorious Anti-fascist Deodorant Product No. 12. Get on waiting list now, comrade!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (v0R5T)
It's, at best, a joke. And a pretty mild one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (bcbK8)
--
The lurch to the Left just got stronger for Democrats
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 04:59 PM (/rm4P)
I thought "lurch to" could only come before "the Right."
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM
------------------------
Did somebody say "lurch"?
Posted by: John Heinz-Kerry at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (Z6KRv)
Fuck, I'm on fire, man.
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (hjaPQ)
BREAKING: Federal law enforcement officials are investigating whether Jussie Smollett played a role in sending a threatening letter addressed to him at "Empire's" Chicago studio prior to alleged attack
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
He can't be that daft. He just CAN'T be.....I refuse to believe people can be THAT fucking stupid.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)
UCal Berkley?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (E3678)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (dNzKv)
Timing.
Venezuela.
Timing, Bernie.
Flaming hair socialist. Old White Man.
v
Old White Man Plugsy McPlagiarism
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: LURCH at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (talIc)
F You Bernie!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (0tfLf)
====
The same assholes who would vote for Bernie, to this day bitch because Reagan was "too old."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 05:02
Again, I'm an advocate for mandatory retirement and max age for the Executive, Judicial and Congressional members.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:04 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (Mouru)
Tippicanoe was where we captured the last of the great Plains Crab Herds.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Ha
........
Shaun King - akaTalcum X - has already come out for him.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders 2020! at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Larry David at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (OKeCc)
America has apparently lost it.
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Are they limited to congress through? Like Bernie. He'd get elected in a few states where commies are plentiful. Jihad Jane comes from Minnesota or Michigan where there is a huge population there.
But nationally, they are unelectable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:03 PM (MAstk)
By the way, which republicans were stupid enough to vote for the 23rd Amendment? If there was EVER a crummy amendment to the Constitution, besides the 18th fortunately repealed, it is the 23rd. Praetorian Guard and all that.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (so+oy)
The left.
Bringing you fake hate crimes and fake blacks to brighten your day.
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)
Yup. Midwood is a neighborhood in Brooklyn, but he lived in Chicago (I think) and has a bit of a Midwestern touch to his irritating accent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (Gmxyk)
BREAKING: Federal law enforcement officials are investigating
whether Jussie Smollett played a role in sending a threatening letter
addressed to him at "Empire's" Chicago studio prior to alleged attack
'No Reasonable Prosecutor'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
Tippicanoe was where we captured the last of the great Plains Crab Herds.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (Vs14/)
I thought it was the last of the giant clams!
That explains E. Warren's traditional family recipe!
Thank you, now I understand!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (Z6KRv)
Well, He is 77 now, and he turns 78 this September, so no. He would be 79 when sworn in, God Forbid.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (QBEZo)
You know the times I've watched Juan he just doesn't seem like his heart is in it. I figure they give him a script and he repeats because ..heh, you he's the "liberal" voice on the panel.
Posted by: Tuna at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (hCPQ1)
Good, let's you know which cars are extremely dangerous.
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man -- as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously."
Uh, #himtoo I guess. Maybe he can read his essays dramatically at the debates, while chugging vodka shirtlessly.
Posted by: pincorrect at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (3LmBI)
Oh, wait. I mean: I just DESTROYED Twitchy with FACTS and LOGIC and now they're DEAD.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (talIc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (r+sAi)
Wasn't that the alias used by Ganz in the first 48 Hours movie when he was getting a hotel room and some hookers delivered?
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Bloomberg "news" has been wetting its collective panties over Comrade Bernie running again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (eASYU)
Bet he knows the words to Soviet Union national anthem.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (QBEZo)
Catchy tune though I have to say.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (37IEG)
Socialism = people lined up for bread
Free Market = bread lined up for people
Per an exchange we had right here in these very comments the other day, I have replaced the word "Capitalism" with "Free Market" because more accurate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (MAstk)
That age, by the way, is the same as ours: 65.
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (CDGwz)
One faction wants to steal whitey's shit to give to the brownies and the other faction wants to steal whitey's shit to give to themselves.
Is that about right?
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (/UEI7)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Dude.
Harsh.
But hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
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Bernie is young at heart. "I want it and I want it now and if I don't get it this nanosecond I'll hold my breath until I passout!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
This is cromulent.
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (E3678)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM
************
Where is Pat Paulsen when you need him?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (0tfLf)
Broseidon,
you'll be in my prayers. please try not to be too hard on yourself.
we're all in this together.
peace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)
America has apparently lost it.
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:01 PM (NgKpN)
Or a man named Hussein with a Muslim father and Muslim step father only seven years after 9/11.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 19, 2019 05:06 PM (KCxuz)
+++
First I laughed at this comment. Then I thought about it. We did have a double dose of Obama due to our nit-wit fellow countrymen.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (aWjrD)
Let's have it out, in public, the debate between Socialism and Capitalism. Trump is perfectly equipped to win this debate and to do it out in the open.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (/UEI7)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 19, 2019 05:07 PM (QBEZo)
Heck, he knows "The Internationale", which was the first Soviet Anthem.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (eASYU)
That would be a fucking hoot!
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (wxZSX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (E367
Benjamin Franklin?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (NLLmE)
One faction wants to steal whitey's shit to give to the brownies and the other faction wants to steal whitey's shit to give to themselves.
Is that about right? "
Oh no, you left out the faction that Hates All Men and wants to pass a law that all men have to castrate themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (HaL55)
Gah. Very good point. I'd edit my post, if I could.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)
Sanders 2020: We'll get socialism right this time or die trying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (OLCnA)
T-bird. Ah hah hah. Proles have to work until 68 now, or if their
health is failing they can take the reduced SS amount earlier.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (eASYU)
Which makes the SS quite happy - since you probably won't live to collect the money you passed up by waiting.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Bernie! at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:11 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (E3678)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (wYseH)
In the same vein, I used the Dilbert Mission Statement generator for years when having to submit new mission statements. One actually got picked by management.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (QBEZo)
Sanders/Warren: Commie Red and Redskin
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (NLLmE)
Lincoln Duh?
That was when Keanu Reeves played the part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 19, 2019 05:10 PM (eASYU)
And honestly? That is STILL not early enough. Guess what median life expectancy was in 1935 when the age of 62 was set for it? To say nothing of more young and fewer elders then.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (2TTOn)
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (/rm4P)
Its like reporters don't understand the most simple concepts about how our individual income tax system works.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (GBteo)
Andrew McCabe - Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are good people.
Put down the shovel, Andy.
Posted by: JackStraw
Better yet, give it to me so I can smack you in the face with it.
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)
Actually starving.
Posted by: rayj at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (pI/IV)
BenS really is the intellectual for the immature and not-to-smart crowd.
While he often says stuff I kind of agree with, (well, I kind of ignore his stuff the past year or so) but he is such an ass and often gets things completely wrong. It makes me think he really has no ideology and is just yammering away to impress the kids without really understanding what he is saying.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (LWu6U)
It's a bit of a trick question because he wasn't photographed while he was president.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (E367
Oh that would be the asshole that let it all fall apart - James Buchanan
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG)
Because their agenda for Amerika is the same no matter who wins. It's just a matter of how much they hide it.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (/UEI7)
Posted by: Bernie at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (E367
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John Quincy Adams. (He wasn't pres at the time)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: PJ at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (t6MX/)
So treason, and a coup d'etat try against a sitting President just happened and we're talking about this hollywood guy and other such crap.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:09 PM (E367
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John Quincy Adams. (He wasn't pres at the time)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Ding, ding, ding!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:13 PM (kQs4Y)"
Did they take a picture of him when he died on the House floor?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (E367 M
Wasn't it one of the Adams? Don't know which one.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (YE5vl)
When the Russians first got the chance to get out of the USSR and come here they used to take pictures of themselves by the meat aisles int he supermarkets and send them home.
And that was back when you could get laid by a hot Soviet chick just for a pair of Levis. You could get a couple of blowjobs for a pair of Lee's.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (zK7qR)
"Try not to move, Quince. Oh...right..."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (AllCR)
Hillary will run. No doubt. If Bernie is running, she's running. Her ego won't abide.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No, she won't. Even in her single-wall-carbon-nanotubes in a vertical array on a pitch background, she knows she'll be rejected again because nobody likes her. Her ego couldn't take that again. She'd have a psychotic break.
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
Seems to me that capitalist countries have some of the fattest poor people I have ever seen. Now this may be because they have a harder time of getting affordable healthy food
They live in a salad desert.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (aKsyK)
terrorist attacks now that the REVOLUTION IS *REALLY* ON! Surely the
FBI will keep a totes accurate count.
-----
Fuck. The FBI will be arming them. And NOT to frame them.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (Evws/)
Megs, he's an even worse candidate than your dad was.
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (oiNtH)
Duluth Trading Jeans : Get. Anal.
Posted by: Duluth Trading Company at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM
That whole Adams Family was just creepy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (2TTOn)
Better yet, give it to me so I can smack you in the face with it.
Posted by: pep
You being McCabe, not JackStraw.
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (T6t7i)
Hillary will run. No doubt. If Bernie is running, she's running. Her ego won't abide.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:12 PM (pUDQf)
+++
Wondering how the coin tosses will go this time around.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (aWjrD)
He used to laugh and say if he told his friends at home he could walk into a store here, give them a piece of plastic, and leave with a TV set they wouldn't believe him.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: John McCain at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (GTKWb)
They're gonna need a necromancer to keep the debates h
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Duluth Trading Jeans : Get. Anal.
Posted by: Duluth Trading Company
Like. An. Angry. Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (Gv8zm)
Sheesh, I'm not doing well, and I just started drinking. I meant "soul as dark as single-wall-carbon-nanotubes in a vertical array on a pitch background".
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i
Yes, she will. Her ego has allowed her to convince herself that the only reason she lost is that the Russians she thought were helping her, helped Trump instead. She's that psychotic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: irright
What two words?
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
Megs, he's an even worse candidate than your dad was.
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (oiNtH)
Lol. Not long after she married Ben, she told the hags on The View that her's and the hub's favorite thing to do in the evening was make dinner together.
*files nails*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
Great line, gonna have to remember that one
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (39g3+)
I've been waiting a long time for that to be unredacted. That one is dynamite in more ways than one.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (/tuJf)
Are there pie lines?
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (MVjcR)
Don't you worry! There'll be lines for EVERYTHING!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (YE5vl)
That was with Maria Conchita Alonsa in her prime, wasn't it?
Cute movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)
Didn't know.
Trump Administration Developing Global Campaign to End Criminalization of Homosexuality
Openly gay Ambassador Richard Grenell will lead the campaign.
Now what will the left say? And, oh how this will p*ss off that one religion of not peace.
h/t legal insurrection
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)
Sounds better in the original Russian sung by a full chorus.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)
This election will feature lots of shots of old people running into the stage, fist-pumping to show how vigorous they are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)
And a few videos of Hillary falling off the stage.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (37IEG)
--
Watch Ben Shapiro split Bernie Sanders' rectum wide open and then
dissolve his grandkids in vats of acid before his eyes with just two
words!
Posted by: irright
What two words?
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM
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Ben Shapiro!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (2TTOn)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (Vs14/)
They're not soviet any longer but you probably still can. Old pairs of levis sell for a fortune.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)
Too true. Also, Trump is here because he was Hillary's preferred opponent. Be careful what you wish for, you really never know what people are going to do.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (KCxuz)
This election will feature lots of shots of old people running into the stage, fist-pumping to show how vigorous they are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)
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LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:20 PM (Vs14/)
I found some new Wall pr0n:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdG9oyCKpg0
Its a video of the Feds razing that Butterfly sanctuary. Just kidding. :p. But is right across the way from that location and I'm wondering if this project was halted in any way from Friday's budget deal. Any morons from Mission, TX?
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: irright
What two words?
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
President Trump.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Indeed. I dumped those weirdos as soon as a better gig came along.
Posted by: LURCH at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (talIc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:08 PM (HaL55)
IIRC, the term "capitalism" was coined by one ... Karl Marx.
Who also turned the phrase "root cause."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (B6Nsl)
In Soviet Russia, revolution moves YOU forward.
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)
Potemkin Wegman's has a ring to it.
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (YE5vl)
#Sad
Posted by: William Kristol, Esq : AHOY! at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (4e+hS)
And Jussie's friend called the cops for him ... which adds more intrigue. Was he trying to use a "cutout" to indemnify (is that the right word?) or "cover" for himself? I mean he probably didn't know what a cutout is (which I learned from Ace), but maybe figured he'd be safer if the friend called ... without his consent or some such ...
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (nUGtg)
I don't know...Morticia was pretty hot and they have a great pinball machine.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (Vs14/)
No, she won't. Even in her single-wall-carbon-nanotubes in a vertical
array on a pitch background, she knows she'll be rejected again because
nobody likes her. Her ego couldn't take that again. She'd have a
psychotic break.
Umm, she already had one. Or two, depending on how you classify them.
At least. But OTOH, that would be a lot of fun to watch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (HaL55)
Cute movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (zK7qR)
She hasn't acted much lately, has she? I suspect her being a refugee from Castro's Cuba, and outspoken about that, has a lot to do with it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (Hx3Yn)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322297/
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: LURCH at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (talIc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (pUDQf)
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She blamed Bern, Comey, misogyny and anybody she could think of except herself, where it belonged. An unlikable shrew that ran a lazy, shitty campaign, because it was her turn.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
=====
I thought fomenting revolution against the US government was a crime.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Thing at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (BXMxN)
When my wife and I moved to the US we were blown away by the choices in supermarkets. I counted 72 different kinds of spaghetti sauce of the same brand. In Europe, we had a choice of FOUR.
In industry I had a Russian subordinate who said the first time he and his wife went to a supermarket here, they turned around and left, literally overwhelmed by the myriad choices.
I could understand that. I felt overwhelmed myself, although not to that extent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (B6Nsl)
Cute movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (zK7qR)
Yes she was very hot at one time. Doesn't hurt she was Conservative also.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM (YE5vl)
Posted by: Weasel at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (MVjcR)
Don't you worry! There'll be lines for EVERYTHING!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:19 PM (37IEG)
The Soviet Union used to lead the world in jokes about waiting in line.
One of my favorite SOviet jokes was the three doctors talking about the most complex operation. The AMerican doctor said it was brain surgery, the German doctor said it was some quadruple transplant and the SOviet doctor said it was a tonsillectomy. He said the tonsillectomy was complicated because they had to take the tonsils out through the anus.
"Why do you have to go through the anus to get the tonsils?"
"Because, in Soviet Russia, no one opens their mouth!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (OKeCc)
There ya go.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM (/tuJf)
Pro-tip: steal someone else's cigarette butts to drop at the scene of the crime.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (E3678)
Altogether ooky.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM (/tuJf)
*snap*
*snap*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)
Who also turned the phrase "root cause."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:21 PM (B6Nsl)
Meh. The MFM and Shrillary started the "Fake News" thing, too. But I like "capitalism" and I like "Fake News". Good terms.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (8WSy/)
Posted by: Thing at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (ffYR/)
The most recent issue of Chemical & Engineering News (trade mag for chemists) has an interview with Comey, who had been a chemistry major. (BFD; interviewing him was just an excuse to get liberal crap on paper, I am sure. Former chem majors are two a penny.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (Hx3Yn)
She hasn't acted much lately, has she? I suspect her being a refugee from Castro's Cuba, and outspoken about that, has a lot to do with it.
....
I think she's Venezuelan.
And very anti-socialist.
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)
Lines...
There's an apocryphal story about back in the bad old days of the Cold War, where a Western correspondent decided to stand outside a random door on the street in Moscow. Immediately, Moscovites began to queue up behind him, because they knew that getting in line NOW was the only way to get their hands on whatever goods he was waiting on. Not that they had any idea what those goods were.
Once the line got to be about a block long, he left. The Moscovites stayed in line. I've heard variants of that story where the line was still there a week later, but with different people who jumped in, taking a chance that they'd get the chance to buy something decent, for once.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (juqNl)
Posted by: Camp Bernie at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (YE5vl)
Who also turned the phrase "root cause."
That phrase actually has some use in engineering. A problem had to have began somewhere. If you can find that place, you can fix it and prevent it from happening again.
This is not meant to endorse anything that Marx said, did, or wrote. He should've been strangled in the crib AFAIAC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
He used to laugh and say if he told his friends at home he could walk into a store here, give them a piece of plastic, and leave with a TV set they wouldn't believe him.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 19, 2019 05:17 PM
*************
Had some Russian coders come in to work with us some years ago. We used to talk about the bad old days but they were initially frightened of me because of my Army Intel background. But once they opened up, their stories were staggering.
As mentioned above, I hate commies.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (0tfLf)
There's a man who tried to think
And they're all made out of plastic
When they melt they start to stink
Posted by: Uncle Bernie's Farm at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)
I think he is in the running.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:14 PM (OKeCc)
There ya go.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:24 PM
Don't forget that we're also totes cool with the idea that the idea that the Lt. Gov. of Virginia is a rapist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cosda at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (C2Xbe)
Posted by: irright
What two words?
Posted by: Cheri at February 19, 2019 05:18 PM (oiNtH)
Freedom wins.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (Xqo6t)
Real estate is a great investment, even if you're a commie.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (9Ni3Z)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ujg0T)
Maria Conchita Alonso was a Venezuelan beauty queen. That's why she hated socialism and Chavez.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)"
He's jealous of how she was treated in Tahhir Square.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (nUGtg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (kQs4Y)
Sanders 2020: He'll do to America what Chavez did to Venezuela
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: LURCH at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (talIc)
Meanwhile, America has fat poor people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM (ffYR
True. But the Russian Collusion stuck. It got her sympathy. And my background in behavioral sciences tells me she is the kind of person who actually makes herself believe it. Narcissistic, Type A, morally flexible, etc.
I believe she literally thinks she lost because of the Russians and this time will be different.
Unless, that is, she's come to grips with whatever is eating her brainstem.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Juan confirmed for gay
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (E367
If he had the sense God gave geese, he'd have left the noose at the scene of the purported attack, instead of wearing it around like a dog who is proud of the stick he found. If the police found it, it would come across as a substantiating detail. His wearing it for an hour came across as a red flag.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: irright
10
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Dorothy at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Not sure if the language was "funds appropriated by this or any other law" - if so, it would likely ban all work, unless emergency declaration includes "notwithstanding" authority to waive existing laws.
In any case,
Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (aWjrD)
The Secret Service agents have.
*shudder*
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (zK7qR)
Me too. They steal and redefine our words all the time.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (YE5vl)
Some Twitter peeps dig up an Instagram post from Jussie day or two before that attack that revealed the identity of the guy who called. Older long time showbiz extra and permanent crew member kinda guy. My gut says he was part of the hoax too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (I/iGu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Thing at February 19, 2019 05:23 PM
**************
Damn it. I just choked on my Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (kQs4Y)
They'll have to finish by 4 pm so they can get the early bird special at Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (kQs4Y)
Gotta catch the senior special at iHOP.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (aWjrD)
Rhymes with noose, which makes you racist and wanting to lynch blacks.
You attacked Jussie, didn't you!!??
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)
And very anti-socialist.
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)
Started Cuban, then family fled to Venezuela. Damn. Out of a frying pan and all that:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%ADa_Conchita_Alonso
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ujg0T)
supermarkets. I counted 72 different kinds of spaghetti sauce of the
same brand. In Europe, we had a choice of FOUR.
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I dated a German girl who told me that her mother openly wept the first time she went to an American grocery store.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)
Working title: "All Right, Fine! Fuck You Voters!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (B6Nsl)
Just leak it.
Anything.
Talk about draining the swamp.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (OKeCc)
I thought fomenting revolution against the US government was a crime.
And I thought sedition was, too.
Silly we.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)
Years ago, Mr and Ms Gorbachov were being driven around San Francisco. They told the driver to pull over, they wanted to go in to a corner market.
This market is a small neighborhood store, not like a real grocery store, the kind of place you pop in for a quart of milk or a bag of chips.
They (the Gorbachovs) were similarly overwhelmed by the choices in this small corner market.
They cried on their way out.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (BJlbN)
Barriers are critical part of the whole system - but are irrelevant to a currently gushing gaping loophole, the Fake Asylum/Limited Detention Capacity/Family Separation Blood-Libel/Flores Consent Decree complex.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:27 PM (kQs4Y)
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They'll have to end them by 4:00 because the blue light dinner specials begin at 4:30.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (wxZSX)
Hills is going to need widowhood to get her near the Dem's winner's circle next time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Oh yeah his name was Girthy McRectum.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)
You attacked Jussie, didn't you!!??
Posted by: Sponge at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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That's not that far off with our new awakened media at the helm.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 19, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)
Working title: "All Right, Fine! Fuck You Voters!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (B6Nsl)
Sequel: I Identify as a Gay Black Male
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (OKeCc)
Pack the leftist scum
Drop them in the oceans
Leave no one alive
Free your country from the leftist scum
Forever free
Prosperous and proud
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (SpWjc)
Posted by: AOC at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (MxEKc)
...
Interesting.
She's a good ally and was hot in her day.
Posted by: Ha at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (MAstk)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%ADa_Conchita_Alonso
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ujg0T)
Wow. I had no idea.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (zK7qR)
...his eyebrows are super distracting.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (Vs14/)
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Billy Jeff had better move to a remote location with security so his wife can't get to him.
Hills is going to need widowhood to get her near the Dem's winner's circle next time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM
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That's not wrong.
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)
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I think he is in the running.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM (OKeCc)
He's qualified for more than that.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (ePWRo)
American?
Please.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (OKeCc)
the radio I turn it off. He sounds like a cartoon character, but he's
not funny. Also he talks too fast for radio, and his shits all fucked
up.
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2019 05:30 PM (UdKB7)
I actually tried to listen to him one afternoon in the car. His voice is like a yappy ankle-biting dog on helium.
Pass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (ePWRo)
Agreed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (OKeCc)
In the Presidential sweepstakes Warren stumbles coming out of the gate and falls to the back of the pack before reaching the first turn.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (2TTOn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Vs14/)
Yeah, go down there and show us how to do socialism right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (UdKB7)
.......
all he needed was a guitar and Slash's hat. Maybe a cig poking out.
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
How anyone can claim to be a socialist now, with the abject failures in
Russia, Cuba, Nigaragua, and Bolivia, and with China and Vietnam moving
to semi-capitalism, and with Venezuela literally collapsing as we speak,
is just baffling.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA)
Bernie, AOC and the rest will tell you it's because they're not being run by the *right kind* of socialists. Or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (Tyii7)
till he becomes a man with 3 houses and a criminal wife.
Tell me my friend is there no end to,
the shit that many will chug
before they become pounded sand
The answer my friend is when the old bastard dies.....
Posted by: saf at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (5IHGB)
The Moscovites stayed in line. I've heard variants of that story where
the line was still there a week later, but with different people who
jumped in, taking a chance that they'd get the chance to buy something
decent, for once.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (juqNl)
The best story of such was Theodore Dalrymple's recounting his depressing visit to Pyongyang Department Store Number 1.
https://tinyurl.com/y2tvw4r4
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (ePWRo)
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Our first openly gay president!
Sorry Mr. Van Buren.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (kQs4Y)
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Billy Jeff had better move to a remote location with security so his wife can't get to him.
Hills is going to need widowhood to get her near the Dem's winner's circle next time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM
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That's not wrong.
Posted by: irright at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM (pMGkg)
+++
You've got to hand it to the left, they can look so bad and near death for a very long time.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (aWjrD)
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I've had it with Shapiro's show. When it comes on
the radio I turn it off. He sounds like a cartoon character, but he's
not funny. Also
...his eyebrows are super distracting.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM
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Either one of us could DESTROY you. Come at us on twitter bra.
Posted by: Shapiro's Twin Forehead-Nutria at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (pMGkg)
Heh - the guy the Democratic backroom fixers said "ah, let him run, what harm can it do - it's already in the bag for Hillary anyway!"
They're so smart - they forgot the internet.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
They also forgot how unlikeable she is and her awful, shrieking voice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (+lVUW)
Damn it. I just choked on my Irish.
Posted by: Diogenes
dammit, Diogenes! I LOVE Irish, and you owe me a drink!
you rat!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (r+sAi)
No true socialist would take that job. There's nothing left to steal.
Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA)
The marxists took over the humanities in the universities decades ago and have gotten nothing but stronger over the years. They churn out mini-marxists by the bushel, thanks to lots of state and federal dollars spent putting people in college who have no business being there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (zK7qR)
Pass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
First time I ever heard him was when he was guest hosting Mark Levin's show, back when I used to listen to the podcasts. That day, I learned that there are voices that make me wish I were listening to the delicate, mellifluous voice of Mark "GET OF THE PHONE YOU SCHMUCK" Levin.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Vs14/)
Yeah, go down there and show us how to do socialism right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (B6Nsl)
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You know, this is actually a pretty good idea.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (YslsA
But But But it will work here!
Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 05:36 PM (Y+V3r)
Surely, #metoo will bludgeon him to death with this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 19, 2019 05:02 PM (pUDQf)
LOL.
That shit he wrote was really stupid.
And by stupid, I mean 'shit's all retarded' level stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2019 05:36 PM (8iiMU)
Standard 23 Apr.
Whatever tended to paralyse British industry could not but produce corresponding injury to France; when the same tyranny of capitalism which first produced the disease would be at hand to inflame the symptoms by holding out promises of loans, c.d
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (CPk08)
We make our poor drive to a regular store in their Cadillac, and use a a welfare card disguised as a credit card, and stand in line with the regular customers so they won't be embarrassed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PpJSb)
A crowded field benefits him, even against Hillary that had all the resources and he was basically written off as a side show, he came awfully close to beating her.
Too many assume Bernie is like the Ron Paul in the GOP, but Ron Paul never came nearly that close to being the nominee.
If the race were today, I would say it's going to come down to Kamala, Biden, and Bernie. Beto is maybe in there as well.
Posted by: Blago at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (UfkIY)
In Bernie's tiny peanut mind, he won't be the one eating the rats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Mouru)
I would have loved to see Beria's face as he was lead down into the cellars, just as he had many thousands before him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (t6MX/)
and there was a time, an illegal could get a half dozen plastic cards, six more for his wife, six more for his dog ... max them all out, never pay a dime. whatta country
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (Cus5s)
She just stood and stared as we were BBQing up steaks and burgers and chicken. We noticed her as she started to weep. I called the Chaplain over and our one Captain who could speak German. Turns out she had finally been allowed to leave East Germany for the West. (The Wall wasn't down yet buy immigration had opened up.)
She had been there only a week and had never seen so much meat in one place before.
We fed her and loaded her up with plenty to take home to her sister (whom she'd only seen several times since the War.)
Damned sad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (0tfLf)
Billy Jeff had better move to a remote location with security so his wife can't get to him.
Hills is going to need widowhood to get her near the Dem's winner's circle next time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM
Some of you might remember that I was predicting that Bubba would tragically pass away in Oct 2016, but that Frau Gruppencankles would bravely carry on with her campaign....
I still think that she thought REALLY hard about that option. And is kicking herself for not grabbing the opportunity.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (juqNl)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (BJlbN)
It's never safe, but fire away
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (bcbK8)
He said he basically had a existential fugue for a bit, because they brought OJ, coffee, and milk to him for his breakfast.
He said he was staggered that such a thing was even possible, and then he felt guilty, because certainly the Americans must be starving people somewhere to afford this kind of largesse for visiting musicians.
The last time he had seen his father was when he was busted by Securitate for poaching a fish to feed them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (AzW6q)
I used to work for a company that was partly owned by Russians and Ukrainians. Every once in a while, we'd take them on a excursions. First time any of them went to Wal-Mart, tears were not unusual, even from men. And malls? The first group I went with thought it was a propaganda stunt.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (yrZmO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:25 PM (kQs4Y)
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I think he is in the running.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 19, 2019 05:26 PM
He's qualified for more than that."
Maybe he can sneak in through the Back Door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (Vs14/)
"root cause": 1699 T. Edwards Paraselene dismantled of her Cloud 27
God's Love unto or Complacency in their Persons arises not from a
pure distinguishing Act of his Love towards them nakedly considered, the
very root-cause of Election.
The OED is a goldmine of useless facts.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:29 PM (B6Nsl)
I'm pretty sure she's already used that title.
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (T6t7i)
This time they will use computers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (E3678)
Posted by: steevy at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (YrmEf)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (zK7qR)
She just stood and stared as we were BBQing up steaks and burgers and chicken. We noticed her as she started to weep. I called the Chaplain over and our one Captain who could speak German. Turns out she had finally been allowed to leave East Germany for the West. (The Wall wasn't down yet buy immigration had opened up.)
She had been there only a week and had never seen so much meat in one place before.
We fed her and loaded her up with plenty to take home to her sister (whom she'd only seen several times since the War.)
Damned sad.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:38 PM (0tfLf)
Heartbreaking, then infuriating when you realize that's what cocksuckers like Sanders and Co. want for America.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)
In Van Buren's defense, who wasn't a nancy Boy compared to Jackson?
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Name That Marxist Tune at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:33 PM (B6Nsl)
.........
Too late, everybody else's shit is all gone.
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Name That Marxist Tune at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (nFwvY)
Work that Bernie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 19, 2019 05:41 PM (Evws/)
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It Happened Again!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)
That reminds me that I need to see if her book is the dollar store when I buy the dog's chew toys.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 19, 2019 05:41 PM (QBEZo)
-Naturally Conservative Illegal Alien
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 05:41 PM (gLdqA)
The Russians looked at the propaganda, and replied, "They have special food for only dogs in America? Wow!"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:42 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2019 05:42 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 19, 2019 05:42 PM (bW0yY)
you rat!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM
******************
I know!!!!
Soon!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: pep at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (gLdqA)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Zombie Jackson at February 19, 2019 05:44 PM (Vs14/)
The Russians I worked with, even the ones who had been around long enough to know better, would hoard stuff. Like, if we had a lunch meeting, they'd all take 12 packs of Coke or Arizona teas, or whatever, back to their rooms. Just could not conceive that, dude, you can get one whenever you want. Really, I stock this on the regular, in all the conference rooms.
They loved soft drinks and they really loved those nectar type drinks, can't remember the brand now.
Funny thing is, they weren't all that crazy about the food; they especially didn't care much for sandwiches.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (yrZmO)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (
Ah that would be comrade Bernie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (gLdqA)
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He may win the Dem primary. PDT would eat him alive in the general.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (gLdqA)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (/tuJf)
you rat!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM
******************
I know!!!!
Soon!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0tfLf)
AOSHQ Stylebook requires #twoweeks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (Vs14/)
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Jumex? I love that stuff. It's basically a can of candy though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (2TTOn)
and the Subway sandwich ... leave that behind ... he didn't think there were any other security cameras? Was calling the cops not part of the original plan? ... just how many ways did he screw up his little reality hate crime, CCTV novella?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (Cus5s)
Our life would be glorious for 18 months or so, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: x at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (nFwvY)
Bless his heart...
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: John Edwards
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Maybe you shouldn't have hired Justin "Rapist" Fairfax as your body man!
Posted by: Snaggletooth at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:31 PM
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I call them Two Caterpillars Fucking. The insect kingdom is having an orgy on his forehead.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (2TTOn)
I can't tell if you're making horse puns or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (W+vEI)
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Jumex? I love that stuff. It's basically a can of candy though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (AzW6q)
But for the love of the Welfare Of The People... how many ounces, man?
HOW MANY OUNCES!?!?!?!
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (ffYR/)
........
Jefe would be all like:
"What's that, Bernie? Can you speak clearly? What's that gargling noise?"
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 05:47 PM (v0R5T)
you rat!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM
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I know!!!!
Soon!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0tfLf)
AOSHQ Stylebook requires #twoweeks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)
Hmmm....it's something else happening in about two weeks????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)
It really is a bit much, isn't it.
Posted by: Zombie Kahlo at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (Vs14/)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (rOrGl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (JtBPN)
Meh ... most people get caught up in this romantic notion of Man behaving against his own perceived best interests - in favor of some idealized version of the Greater Good. The big arguments come when these star-struck idealists start defining the Greater Good. Hilarity ensues when they put their various plans into action.
That's when you start getting shit like out of control Federal agencies. Historical things happen when Man, flawed by nature, is given great power to go out and do good.
One man's Socialism is another man's Civic Duty. It's all the same shit. It all comes from the same wellspring.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (YrmEf)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (W+vEI)
My Left Shoe
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (Vs14/)
"The Unbearable Lightness of Shitting Yourself In Public"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (Ct55T)
https://tinyurl.com/y2tvw4r4
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:34 PM (t6MX/)
My wife and I went to GUM, in Moscow. The main thing I remember was one shop that featured red plastic buckets, the sort children play with on the beach.
That's it. That's all they had. A whole wall of red children's buckets.
Business was slow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (B6Nsl)
Soon!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0tfLf)
AOSHQ Stylebook requires #twoweeks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM
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What?
We may need to warm up with some Tullamore Dew or Redbreast before two weeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (0tfLf)
Which is why the Fed Gov has no real interest in protecting Gun Rights.
It would be quite easy for the DOJ to sue States who are infringing on the 2nd Amendment, but they won't.
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: josephistan at February 19, 2019 05:49 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bernie at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (PpJSb)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (/tuJf)
Because, is only thing we never run out of!
Posted by: Boris Goldberg at February 19, 2019 04:56 PM (37IEG)
when I was in Moscow in the '80s, the joke was "If you see a short line, get in it and then find out what it is for."
Posted by: t fna tl; fna tl;dr at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (RCnU/)
If Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Chairman Mao, Kim Il Sung, Ho Chi Minh, Chavez, Allende, and all their philosophical progeny couldn't get socialism right, then what makes these arrogant fucksticks think that by George, we'll get it this time?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
*pause for standard Cur rant*
Because it isn't about getting socialism right. It's about crushing the opposition, spreading misery, slavery and death. In short, the destruction of Western Civilization. They don't give a rat's ass about what comes afterwards, as long as they personally get to shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck.
Which is why they slobber over the mohammedans so much. They have a common goal. They're allies. The difference is, the mohammedans have a plan for what comes afterwards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2019 05:51 PM (juqNl)
That doesn't sound familiar, but it was awhile back. Came in aluminum cans, nothing fancy. Guava, apricot... stuff like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (2fwWU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PpJSb)
"F*ck All Ya'll!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 19, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
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Ha! I'd read it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (kQs4Y)
Sanders / Metamucil 2020!
Posted by: Fritz at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (wxZSX)
Soon!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0tfLf)
AOSHQ Stylebook requires #twoweeks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)
Hmmm....it's something else happening in about two weeks????
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM
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I've heard rumors...
I'm not sure what the Nurse has in mind...that includes all of us...but I'm thinking lunch and an early Happy Hour at BJs at the South Center Mall is a good start.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (786Ro)
Which is why they slobber over the mohammedans so much. They have a common goal. They're allies. The difference is, the mohammedans have a plan for what comes afterwards.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 19, 2019 05:51 PM (juqNl)
You are correct, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 19, 2019 05:46 PM (2TTOn)
Water brothers
Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (JtBPN)
Meh ... most people get caught up in this romantic notion of Man behaving against his own perceived best interests - in favor of some idealized version of the Greater Good...
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (YrmEf)
The Greater Good...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (2fwWU)
The DNC rules specify that the superdelegates only sit out the first floor vote. After that, Hillary can claim her crown.
Not saying it will work, but that's her plan.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (Vs14/)
Ha! or how about "The Joke"
"Hey, you stole that from me!"
--- Milan Kundera
Posted by: Lizzy at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Diogenes
OMG Red Breast is my favorite.
mmmmmm. And Jameson Black Barrel
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (Vs14/)
I'm not sure what the Nurse has in mind...that includes all of us...but I'm thinking lunch and an early Happy Hour at BJs at the South Center Mall is a good start.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (0tfLf)
So, Nurse and BJs at Happy Hour? /looks innocent
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (NgKpN)
People be reel stooped. That is the primary reason socialism never dies.
And if you can make them stoopid through the skools and TV, that's even better. Dumb them down enough and you can make them believe anything. Right, Mika?
Why work hard when you don't have to?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: sunflower at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (Exn6m)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM
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How could Hordelings drink anywhere else???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (0tfLf)
501 478 People be reel stooped. That is the primary reason socialism never dies.
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 19, 2019 05:39 PM (JtBPN)
Meh ... most people get caught up in this romantic notion of Man behaving against his own perceived best interests - in favor of some idealized version of the Greater Good...
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 19, 2019 05:48 PM (YrmEf)
The Greater Good...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK
*creepy chanting*
The greater good...
The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 19, 2019 05:55 PM (juqNl)
The Greater Good...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (bcbK
Oh shut it!!
Posted by: Sgt. Nicholas Angel at February 19, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 19, 2019 05:55 PM (0OmEj)
Wasn't that Jackie Mason?
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:55 PM (Vs14/)
Yep, sounds like JuMex to me. (Mexican juice, get it?) Got a grandson who thinks Strawbery JuMex is the Bestest Drink in the Whole World. (and it's much preferable to carbonated sodas)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 05:37 PM (t6MX/)
IIRC, he was one of those who blubbed like a four year-old, pleading for his life.
No dice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:56 PM (b1lU3)
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 05:56 PM (NLLmE)
I'm not sure what the Nurse has in mind...that includes all of us...but I'm thinking lunch and an early Happy Hour at BJs at the South Center Mall is a good start.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:52 PM (0tfLf)
So, Nurse and BJs at Happy Hour? /looks innocent
Posted by: Don Q at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (NgKpN)
Hey now.
*points at eyes*
*points at Don Q*
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
The Russians looked at the propaganda, and replied, "They have special food for only dogs in America? Wow!"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:42 PM (YslsA)
Viktor Belenko, a MIG pilot who defected with his MIG-25 back in 1976, had similar stories. When he first went to stores to buy household cleaning products, he bought tampons because the image on the box made him think of women getting freedom from the drudgery of housework. And later bought the wet kind of cat food thinking it was a kind of tuna for human consumption:
https://web.archive.org/web/20010111004300/http://fullcontext.org/people/belenko.htm
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (HBuMf)
BJs make for a Happy Hour.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM
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Not sure a whole hour of that is feasible or desirable.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM (oZ6kz)
:fist bump:
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (I/iGu)
mmmmmm. And Jameson Black Barrel
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 05:54 PM
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Redbreast is my go-to Irish. Not a fan of the Black Barrel though. But Bushmill's Black Bush is pretty good.
(Gawd, I can hear the comments now!)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (0tfLf)
Your euthanasia rooms will be lovingly decorated and soothing. A bit on the small side, have to get a lot stuffed into the abandoned factories you know, but lovely.
Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (n2qRY)
BJs make for a Happy Hour.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM
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Not sure a whole hour of that is feasible or desirable.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Oh it's feasible! And glorious, when well done.
God...I miss being single...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM
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That's why I wear a kilt.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 05:58 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The Margins at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)
In a sad way, Hitler and Mussolini DID succeed. They kept business private, but tightly regulated what it could do. Kind of like China now, in fact.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (GTKWb)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)
I also suspect she's biding her time. Let's face it, she's drinking (?) in the Last Chance Saloon. Let the others throw the brickbats for a while until they're all wounded and bloodied, and then hope the Politburo will settle on her as the compromise candidate.
I dunno if that'll work, but I suspect that that's her plan. It also saves her dwindling energy for the crucial moment. Last, her popularity varies inversely with her public visibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (b1lU3)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (n2qRY)
The greater good...
The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at February 19, 2019 05:55 PM (juqNl)
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"The Greater Good" is a forbidden expression when I have control over the conversation. It is one of the few things about which I am downright dictatorial. Whenever people start prattling on about "the greater good," what they actually mean is, "If you're lucky, my hand is in your pocket. If you're unlucky, my gun is against your head."
I used to work with a socialist. Nice enough guy. We got along in most cases. He didn't drive (bad eyesight), so I would take him home on the rare occasions when his ride fell through. He started going on about "the greater good." I stopped at the next red light and told him, "You are free to get out and walk, or you are free to never bring up 'the greater good' in my presence again. Your choice."
He chose the former.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 19, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)
BJs make for a Happy Hour.
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 05:53 PM (Vs14/)
And a happy ending.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (oZ6kz)
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Dude. For your own sake, please use tinyurl or bitly for links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ffYR/)
Red Breast 15 is excellent. I have 2 bottles of 21 squirreled away for the wedding reception...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
are we still invited?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)
1 ) Plot with others to take down a sitting President.
2 ) Lies and leaks enough to get fired from the already corrupt FBI
3 ) Profit!
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (Vs14/)
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Dude. For your own sake, please use tinyurl or bitly for links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ffYR/)
Ack! Not the Barrel!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T)
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: The Margins
Ruh roh. That's a bannin'
Posted by: eleven at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Archer at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (QSnbM)
You are all indeed invited! More formal invitation when I get back from deployment, but save the date 29 June...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (0tfLf)
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Dude. For your own sake, please use tinyurl or bitly for links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ffYR/)
Ack! Not the Barrel!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T)
Not anymore. Ace has clearly stated a new policy that blowing the margins will now get you banned.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (Vs14/)
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Dude. For your own sake, please use tinyurl or bitly for links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ffYR/)
Thanks for getting me off the hook, Curmudgeon. I owe you one!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (b1lU3)
That's the goal, been saying that for years and years and years. Everything you see has that one goal in mind.
Posted by: dagny at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (/rm4P)
If Smellovision is ever perfected, Bernie's career is going right out the window.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (S6lpt)
McCabe on the Late Show with Colbert, tonight, isn't it? Just like any other celeb guest.
1 ) Plot with others to take down a sitting President.
2 ) Lies and leaks enough to get fired from the already corrupt FBI
3 ) Profit!
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (786Ro)
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Can you imagine Carson having on a washed-up hack like McCabe??
We live in an age of mental midgets who think they are titans.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Just another way of saying, the bigger caliber.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (0tfLf)
Best reason I know of to keep the .44 magnums
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (bcbK8)
It's true though. Start listening to people - really listening - and you'll fucking marvel at how many times they tell you, straight faced, how you should not only sacrifice your own best interests in pursuit of "The Greater Good" - but how it's perfectly logical that some source of authority should compel you to do so.
Once you get in the habit of picking up on that - you'll notice that your sacrifice lines up with their personal best interests about 99% of the time.
Here's the bitch - you'll start noticing you don't like some people so much anymore that you used to like quite a bit. Because getting along with most people is pretty simple. Sacrifice your own best interests in favor of theirs.
Posted by: Steve Borden at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (YrmEf)
Nick Sandman lawyers.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (w7KSn
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No standing. No malice aforethought. Free speech. Blah blah blah.
Posted by: Your Local Renegade Black-Robed Authoritarian Tyrant at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ffYR/)
Ack! Not the Barrel!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T)
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Read Ace in the right sidebar about blowing the margins.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:03 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: sOME mORON at February 19, 2019 06:03 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 06:01 PM (b1lU3)
Put in a good word for me with Chief Ewok, please. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:03 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Insomniac
He rescinded the punishment after Morons pleaded for BurtG's reinstatement.
dunno if that's still an option now, though.....
Hi Insom!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2019 06:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK
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Not me. Especially with all the neurotics running around retroactively withdrawing consent.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK
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Not me. Especially with all the neurotics running around retroactively withdrawing consent.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Stick to pros, then
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 19, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:03 PM (ujg0T)
I'm keeping a low profile, for obvious reasons, but I don't thinking blowing margins should be a banning. It's just a simple mistake, just like accidentally quoting the entire thread. Part of the charm of the place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 19, 2019 06:04 PM (b1lU3)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 19, 2019 06:05 PM (MI74Q)
Posted by: Your Local Renegade Black-Robed Authoritarian Tyrant at February 19, 2019 06:02 PM (AzW6q)
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Won't the trial be in Kentucky?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 19, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Nick Sandman lawyers.
Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at February 19, 2019 06:00 PM (w7KSn)
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Well, they promised the suits would start this week. This is gonna be good.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 19, 2019 06:05 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: wth at February 19, 2019 06:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 06:08 PM (zK7qR)
Discovery will be interesting
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2019 06:12 PM (nsAUg)
Posted by: dagny at February 19, 2019 06:14 PM (nRWPy)
Discovery will be interesting
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 19, 2019 06:12 PM (nsAUg)
Why do I suspect leftist CA or HI judge will claim the moment this story became "newsworthy" Sandmann becomes a public figure? :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ujg0T)
These collectivist lunatics gobble out nonsense that's disproved by experience again and again, but they aren't summarily laughed out of the room, and they are given money and power. They mean to flop us all into Hell, they're frauds, they're criminals, yet there they are.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2019 06:15 PM (S6lpt)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ujg0T)
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Sandmann -- obviously not his real name. Dismissed.
Posted by: Punchy the Hawaiian Judge at February 19, 2019 06:17 PM (S6lpt)
It was John Byner doing a dead-on Jackie Mason!
https://imdb.to/2NdFrhX
Posted by: SandyCheeks at February 19, 2019 06:20 PM (tGSHk)
That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: Caliban at February 19, 2019 06:20 PM (QE8X6)
The Russians looked at the propaganda, and replied, "They have special food for only dogs in America? Wow!"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 19, 2019 05:42 PM (YslsA)
Another somewhat sad story IIRC: The anti-abortion film "Silent Scream" was shown to Soviet bloc immigrants at a church, and rather than being horrified, the East Bloc women were amazed how clean and modern the American medical facilities where such acts took place were.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 19, 2019 06:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 19, 2019 06:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 19, 2019 06:08 PM (zK7qR)
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Envy.
And the desire to play God --- "for the children," of course.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 19, 2019 06:43 PM (Rxduq)
Nor would, say, Miss Donkey-Chompers.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at February 19, 2019 06:55 PM (Oj4EX)
No, scratch that.
Red depends, doper comrade.
He is done. Ocasio-Cortez outflanked him and his Crazy Comrade Santa bearing free stuff schtick with her "Let Them Eat Grass" New Deal nonsense.
Posted by: AntiMarxProLennon at February 19, 2019 07:34 PM (O3UQk)
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at February 19, 2019 08:23 PM (tg9du)
Posted by: zombie Gardner McKay at February 19, 2019 08:41 PM (4uXqI)
Posted by: FretlessT at February 19, 2019 09:08 PM (yLogJ)
The Revolution will destroy rich capitalists like Sanders,
Slowly I hope. And especially those capitalists who never had an honest job but gained their wealth via the Hildabeast method of wealth building.
See Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton,
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 20, 2019 03:04 AM (nRj4F)
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)