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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Claude Monet
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (8D42x)
I know he was important and part of changing the way we see things but I get no emotional content from Monet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)
So much to be consoled as to console.
To be understood as to understand.
To be loved, as to love
With all my soul.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (/n1y/)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Vic at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)
Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (6e1eX)
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2019 09:26 AM (gC2IV)
A wheat field, as seen by me without glasses.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (bN6TL)
I know he was important and part of changing the way we see things but I get no emotional content from Monet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)
to me, this one is actually quite relaxing. but then I think it's because is a nice landscape that I'd love to be out in. could be having lunch with a bit of wine prior to starting the afternoon target shooting session.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (Cus5s)
I will be checking back in the previous thread if anyone wants to take a stab at my question.
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (bN6TL)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Bob at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (dyw+L)
Posted by: Jussie, getting back to grass roots at February 21, 2019 09:30 AM (DMUuz)
Just missed the Morning Report, I see. All that news and commentary, stale and moldering like that leftover cheese in the back of the fridge.
If all those trees were oaks, that'd be pretty much a shot of my neighborhood. Sunset last night with all the wispy clouds and contrails even looked like that sky.
Posted by: mindful webworker's first cup of coffee is about to kick in at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (RJYOZ)
Van Gogh coulda painted it if he wasn't crazy
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:31 AM (705ib)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or so help me at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (iMuoQ)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Don Lemon, sour fruit at February 21, 2019 09:33 AM (/P5eh)
Posted by: Archer at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (bN6TL)
They haven't let him write anything for a month. Even though he is nominally an "editor," we all know he couldn't "edit" his way out of a wet paper bag with a knife.
Since he's not doing anything at NR anymore, why not write to letters AT nationalreview DOT com and suggest to them that they finally fire his sorry ass?
Yes, I know you guys don't care about NR anymore. But wouldn't you enjoy seeing that a-hole fired anyway? How about a little help?
Posted by: gp at February 21, 2019 09:34 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (f3oO4)
I know Seurat is post-impressionist but I move slowly; I haven't finished with impressionism yet.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or so help me at February 21, 2019 09:36 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:32 AM (OyyDO)
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Thanks for the tip. Nice.
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 09:36 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (n13/j)
Yeah, but he figured out how to do it first. At least one of the first. That's why modern stuff is so pathetic mostly. The great techniques and genres have already been discovered....my message looks like spam, change the text it says, don't know why.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (xxAFD)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:28 AM (bN6TL)
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:35 AM (OyyDO
Marine! How did you get so close?
By being a sneaky bastard, sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:37 AM (bN6TL)
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".
Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me?
Chavez: Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (fuK7c)
Hamlet on Rye - a limerick
A dryland wheat farmer named Flanery
Engaged in a bit of chicanery
While working the yard
He misquoted the Bard
And told the crop: "Get thee to a granary!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)
he plans to challenge Democratic Alabama Sen. Doug Jones in the
upcoming 2020 election.
In before yearbooks and pedophilia accusations.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (LL1Be)
Reminds me of the sniper training scene from "A Clear and Present Danger".
Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me?
Chavez: Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sergeant Major!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (fuK7c
I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:38 AM (bN6TL)
Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Mrs Monet at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar
Count de Money! Oh Count de Money!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 09:39 AM (Y5LDn)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: BILLY IDOL at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2019 09:40 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bruce at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Forsythian at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (oPcfZ)
Read it many years ago but never forgot Tuna-Can Tommy
Posted by: LURCH
Its the little things that stay with you
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
The amount of mental gymnastics and complete ignorance and stupidity just disgusts me.
Hell, a mentally-disabled person is probaby smarter than these idiots in ink.
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (awdIT)
In contract and closing on a part of it on Tuesday.
Snif.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (GlBgT)
And speaking of Rothko, San Fran Museum is planning to sell a Rothko so they can increase the diversity of their collection.
The San Francisco Museum of Modern Art announced this week that they will be selling an untitled work from abstract expressionist Mark Rothko. Proceeds from the painting, which is worth anywhere from $35 to $50 million, will be used to buy paintings from non-white artists.
Change your name to Hernandez and get to paintin'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:42 AM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Mitch McTurtle (Uniparty) at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (LL1Be)
It's a Monet
Yeah, lots. -- F. Ross Johnson "Barbarians at the Gate"
Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (n13/j)
Bobo: There is a large food source and plenty of hard wood trees for them to knock on with sticks to communicate over long distances.
Renee: We understand there is no evidence of this occurring, but that's the sort of painstaking cover up that a bigfoot.....uh.....Russian colluder would go to. The absence e of evidence IS the evidence. Isn't the right McCabe?
McCabe: Exactly. We may never know.
Posted by: Moneymaker, McCabe, Renee and Bobo at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
How's the hubs? Better yet, is everyone flu-free so far?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (bN6TL)
I saw that magazine article about how Trump is raycis for fighting for worldwide gays.
The amount of mental gymnastics and complete ignorance and stupidity just disgusts me.
Hell, a mentally-disabled person is probaby smarter than these idiots in ink.
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (awdIT)
CULTURAL COLONIALISM!!! Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Posted by: NPC SJW at February 21, 2019 09:44 AM (ymnmz)
CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2019 09:44 AM (RZ6R1)
Very nice sentiment.
Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
This painting makes me wonder what Monet might have done with watercolor or pastel for the scene.
Posted by: JTB at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (auUHv)
#JussieSmollett is now in custody. #CPD says they Negotiated w/ his attorneys last night 4 his surrender. Met them w/ him at 5am at 1st district. #Smollett Came in quietly. Met detectives at the door without incident. Brought in for processing. Transferred 2 CC Courthouse
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (Ai1hj)
A man in his 30s got out of his car after an accident on Interstate 690 in Syracuse, a source told the outlet, when Boeheim drove by and hit the pedestrian.
The 74-year-old Boeheim, who is cooperating with authorities, reported the accident to police, according to WTVH in Syracuse.
Syracuse had just beaten No. 18 Louisville, 69-49, Wednesday night at the Carrier Dome.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: Dire Straits at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (gC2IV)
I may be late to this but...
#JussieSmollett is now in custody. #CPD says they Negotiated w/ his
attorneys last night 4 his surrender. Met them w/ him at 5am at 1st
district. #Smollett Came in quietly. Met detectives at the door without
incident. Brought in for processing. Transferred 2 CC Courthouse
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (MAstk)
Da Fuq!
Posted by: Robin Roberts at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)
How's the hubs? Better yet, is everyone flu-free so far?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2019 09:43 AM (bN6TL)
The ER loaded him up with antibiotics and pain killers. He was up very early and off to the office. I'm picking him up around noon to drive us to SW GA for a board meeting for a non-profit he's on. Tomorrow night we're staying with my cousin and her husband in Tallahassee and taking her 95 y.o. dad to dinner.
As of this morning, neither of us show signs of Dengue Fever or other exotic illnesses. Just hoping we don't come down with some form of the flu our shots didn't cover. The ER waiting room was like a giant petri dish.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 21, 2019 09:29 AM (8D42x)
I think the best part is the thin, horizontal band of light gold/yellow that separates the larger areas of green and blue. Yellow, green and blue are adjacent colors and the transition is seamless and calming. The gold is then reflected slightly in the sky. He then adds dots of warm orange - another adjacent color at the very bottom. Monet's style doesn't appeal to everyone, but he's a master at color.
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JUSSIE at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (MAstk)
Syracuse coaching legend Jim Boeheim struck and killed a man with his
car on Wednesday around midnight, according to a Syracuse.com report.
A man in his 30s got out of his car after an accident on Interstate
690 in Syracuse, a source told the outlet, when Boeheim drove by and hit
the pedestrian.
The 74-year-old Boeheim, who is cooperating with authorities, reported the accident to police, according to WTVH in Syracuse.
Syracuse had just beaten No. 18 Louisville, 69-49, Wednesday night at the Carrier Dome.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 09:46 AM (bim/x)
That is a terrible story.
Prayers to all.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (ymnmz)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."
You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not going to be eating it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Are you saying Monet don't grow on trees ?
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 21, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Some sort of Poplar maybe?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Q/obp)
Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (qIEV6)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."
You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not going to be eating it."
Sean Hannity should open a show wearing a dark mustache, yelling "I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JUSSIE at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's
not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not
going to be eating it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)
Bob Lemon > Don Lemon
Posted by: Quint at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (n13/j)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."
Posted by: Duncanthrax
>What did Sean, Tucker, and Donald do? Take Smollet's lunch momey or something?
Posted by: Delaforce, Mildly Confused. at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (awdIT)
Don Lemon, concerned about Jussie Smollett's felony charge, tweets:
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
You know that's got to be one heck of a Subway sandwich, and it's
not surprising that people would be interested in it if Jussie's not
going to be eating it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 09:48 AM (DMUuz)
Call the Wahmabulance.
No comment on Smollett fomenting a race war? Just that someone might call him out on it?
Sad. Not bright. IQ "170".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (705ib)
I may pick up one of the most common vehicles on the planet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (ptqGC)
Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time. Biggest difference now is that back then, they still loved America, even though they mainly wanted to glorify themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 09:52 AM (Kpl3J)
"We do now" replied the prisoner
Posted by: Big House Humor at February 21, 2019 09:54 AM (RZ6R1)
I stumbled across the 'Young Turks' cable show yesterday and was reliably informed that the hiring of Sarah Isgur has transformed the entire network into a right wing 'news' operation.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=D44vmMbnv-M
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (NF7WJ)
That's no one's fault except Jussie.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (qIEV6)
This journey is a pleasure. My heart is full of hope and joy.
Even the progtards in Seattle can't bring me down.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (/n1y/)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (CNxn2)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
That's no one's fault except Jussie.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (cF8AT)
Yep, the dude made one big ass sandwich. You see this twinkie here......
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (LL1Be)
**********
I know how I'm spending my weekend:
Get Rich Quick Scenario #417 - a limerick
Now this is a real fine example
Of a good way to get yourself trampled
At Lowe's in aisle nine
Dozens hoping to find
A Rothko among the paint samples
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)
I stumbled across the 'Young Turks' cable show yesterday and was reliably informed that the hiring of Sarah Isgur has transformed the entire network into a right wing 'news' operation.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=D44vmMbnv-M
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:55 AM (NF7WJ)
Aren't the Young Turks in their 40s by now?
Surely they're The Middle Aged Turks at best.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (KUaJL)
Not if he took a bite of it. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Caliban at February 21, 2019 09:57 AM (qEujL)
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dibs on his milkshake
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (NF7WJ)
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
Don, you ignorant slut.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)
Posted by: Shep! at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (EDU7t)
Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)
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maybe they can share a jail cell.
If we can get Jussie on the stand, i'll bet he sings.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (NF7WJ)
>>"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every
single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch
every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat
his lunch."
When you think about what Lemon satys here. It's a basic admission that Smollett REALLY stepped in it, to such a degree that even Don Lemon can't walk it back. Don Lemon died inside a little bit today. LOL.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (qIEV6)
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Uh uh. That's mine.
Posted by: Shep! at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (EDU7t)
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uh oh... i better google milkshake
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (NF7WJ)
121 Have Tapper and Gergen made a rape joke about Smollett yet, like about Roger Stone?
Posted by: huerfano at February 21, 2019 09:58 AM (6e1eX)
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maybe they can share a jail cell.
If we can get Jussie on the stand, i'll bet he sings.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 09:59 AM (NF7WJ)
It's early.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:00 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I had no idea. And as I was talking about in the last thread I've been doing a deep dive into Capa and it's fairly certain that the "falling soldier" from the Spanish Civil War was staged.
(The most vigorous defense of it is "he was staging photos but then a real sniper shot the guy").
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (qIEV6)
Well that's mighty white of them? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:01 AM (bim/x)
cbd get mad if not
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: LURCH at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (talIc)
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 09:56 AM (/n1y/)
Outstanding. Visit FL. I was down there on vacation over the holidays, and it is like night and day there compared to progtardtopia.
News covered news. Things were cheery. Sun.
Best to you and Insomniac.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (t6MX/)
It's an old war correspondent tradition. I remember seeing a good piece of work done on Matthew Brady's Gettysburg photos, considered to the be the first really good battlefield photo sets ever made, and which are still famous today. The man who did the study realized that Brady had actually gotten to the battlefield during cleanup operations a few days later, and using closeups and enhancement, he was able to show that most of Brady's photos used the same 7 or 8 bodies that he apparently had in a wagon, and that he was carting them around the battlefield posing them in all the right places.
They were great photos, though.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (BXMxN)
Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie
Smollett after his felony indictment Wednesday for staging a hate crime,
reports Variety.
How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime? Come on lefties fire up the doublethink generators Don Lemon is out of ideas and Hannity is eating Jussee's $5 footlong.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:02 AM (OyyDO)
Monet did a lot of paintings of poppy fields so that would be my guess also.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: Jussie at February 21, 2019 10:03 AM (oVJmc)
Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time. Biggest difference now is that back then, they still loved America, even though they mainly wanted to glorify themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Do tell
Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer at February 21, 2019 10:04 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:04 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (6qErC)
How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime?
This isn't even a matter of an actual crime being committed and blaming it on a person of any particular race, this is a concocted crime TO BLAME ON A PARTICULAR GROUP.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (/n1y/)
FBI's top lawyer believed Hillary Clinton should face charges, but was talked out of it
For most of the past three years, the FBI has tried to portray its top leadership as united behind ex-Director James Comey's decision not to pursue criminal charges against Hillary Clinton for transmitting classified information over her insecure, private email server.
Although in the end that may have been the case, we now are learning that Comey's top lawyer, then-FBI General Counsel James Baker, initially believed Clinton deserved to face criminal charges, but was talked out of it "pretty late in the process."
The revelation is contained in testimony Baker gave to House investigators last year. His testimony has not been publicly released, but I was permitted to review a transcript.
one man
the hill, John Solomon
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Bowser at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2019 09:50 AM (Q/obp)
Poplar in high school but Chestnut in college
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (P4Pk9)
No comment on Smollett fomenting a race war? Just that someone might call him out on it?
Sad. Not bright. IQ "170".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 09:51 AM
Proof that Jussie is dyslectic. From what I've read '017' is a more likely number.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (BXMxN)
https://tinyurl.com/y3dqcvvd
Required reading to wade through media histrionics on his mass murder "plans."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (t6MX/)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
Trump should tweet a pic of eating a Subway sandwich.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Are you trying to trick us into "prancing around like a buncha Kansas City faggots" ?
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (705ib)
'then a sniper got him.' Did Hillary make that argument while in Bosnia? That justification is so far-fetched and lame.
One particular bit angers some in the whole Capa caper - the misidentifying of the combat engineers struggling in the surf under intermittent enemy fire to clear the hedgehogs as just regular soldiers. My grandfather was there at Normandy as a combat engineer, thankfully he made back home after the war in Europe ended.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)
Very nice sentiment.
Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
Amen!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (f3oO4)
MFM says Trump's racism and homophobia drove Jussie to create the hoax in 3..2..
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)
Smollett
Again?
They have walked that back like 6 times now.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Bowser at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (MwFQu)
you can tell he hasn't slept and most likely has been crying
/tinyviolin
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (OKeCc)
cbd get mad if not
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
Use the fucking tiny URL!!!!
Fuckers!!!
Posted by: Carrot and the stick at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer at February 21, 2019 10:09 AM (25Dt7)
Rome, Georgia has one. When I first saw it made sure to get a picture. But so far, I have heard nothing of trying to remove it.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (aW5/6)
I had to search my brain (and teh googles) to come up with the name Tim Hetherington. He was a combat photographer who worked with Sebastian Junger who got actually killed doing combat photography.
He was doing real work in real war taking real risks.
To realize that the originator of this tradition was a phony is a schock.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (fuK7c)
How is "staging a hate crime" not a hate crime?
This
isn't even a matter of an actual crime being committed and blaming it on
a person of any particular race, this is a concocted crime TO BLAME ON A
PARTICULAR GROUP.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
I still say stage two of the plan was to drop the cut out magazine someplace "white" and see if anyone would get caught in the net. Why else save the magazines.
That's what Charles Manson did with weapons from the murders. He dropped them in toilet tanks and places in black neighborhoods and waited for police to find them. But he hid them too well, or other people just walked off with them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
Especially the part about "buying guns at the NRA Range"...
Yeah, pull the other one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (0x00j)
By who?
Posted by: Hearst and Pulitzer
Ahem
By WHOM !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (705ib)
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (6qErC)
second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every
single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his
lunch."
Trump should tweet a pic of eating a Subway sandwich.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)
Buy the CPD a sandwich platter or two
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:11 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:07 AM (BXMxN)
It's going to either be their far Left nuts or our Far Right nuts that will start the civil war shooting. Ours is but a sliver while theirs approach their majority.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (auUHv)
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I refuse to lay track!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (Y5LDn)
nurse ratched
Very nice sentiment.
Thank you again for taking Insomniac away from his dark place. May
you continue to receive as many blessings as you give to others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
THIS X1000!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 09:27 AM (fuK7c)
You know who loved Monet?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:12 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mueller's witch hunter report full of innuendos at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (O2RFr)
https://tinyurl.com/y3dqcvvd
Required reading to wade through media histrionics on his mass murder "plans."
As I said yesterday, now I want to see Seth Mandel tweet "Come on, isn't that all really just an anguished cry for help? What purpose would any jail time serve now?"
(aside from drug and weapons charges, I'm not sure what other crimes they can pin on him, since it doesn't look like he made it out of the talking about it stage)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
I refuse to lay track!
Posted by: rickb223
LOL !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (705ib)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Ndje9)
matters who finishes it
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (Dh1wo)
Very nice picture, CBD - 'predicate it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Some guy who sent his readers scurrying to a dictionary?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Big Bob Menendez at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)
Because they obtained a larger Flag
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (bim/x)
Is your Grandma Dutch?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)
Pardon me while I go lay some cable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
Tune in on Netflix for "Justice for Juggalo", brought to you by Subway sammiches!
Posted by: Oh, Juggie, ye've done it again! at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (pNxlR)
"McCarthyism" became a bad word, describing any that opposed the commie infiltration. We live in a PsyOp world, which now happens right at the street level, with Jussie writing a fake news script and performing for CCTV. But Jussie is still a hero, it is that damn Pepe the cartoon frog that is "hate speech".
Military subterfuge is essential, but our government, all governments, operate in covert ways (largely) against the masses, using news agencies as a prime means of disseminating useful narratives. Google is helping Germany and China control their people via algorithms, marking the WrongThink citizens for punishment.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Cus5s)
Smollett
Again?
They have walked that back like 6 times now.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (LL1Be)
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maybe they can give the part to Roseanne Barr
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (NF7WJ)
That Pitchfork's Not Gonna Lean On Itself, Ya Know - a limerick
There once was a farmer named Shields
Who, though modest, has finally revealed
His reputation's restored
'He received an award
For being out, standing in his field.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (m45I2)
So, this morning in my fish wrap, some prog complained about it and asked that it be removed.
Some people have empty souls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (ptqGC)
At the dentist this morning and forced to watch CBS this morning in waiting room. And for 10 minutes they ran a story about how people were getting smaller refunds in taxes this year. You should have seen them spin this in every way as a disaster. How TERRIBLE this was for everybody. How awful the tax cuts were, because of these smaller refunds.
And they had interviews with people moaning about the small refund they got. The sturm and drang! The drama! I almost threw up.
Are people THIS F-ing stupid? I want to grab these idiots and shake them. You got a smaller refund because they took LESS TAXES from your check. You got to use MORE of YOUR MONEY over the year. If you get no refund, or a small refund, or even paid some taxes--CONGRATULATIONS! You WIN! You didn't give Uncle Sam an interest free loan ON YOU for a year! That money was YOURS in the first place, you moron!
God, people are stupid.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (auUHv)
160 The flag raising at Iwo Jima was restaged.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:08 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:10 AM (/tuJf)
~~~~~
Agreed. He did a good job, but I was a bit disappointed that he didn't include innocent MAGAs in his victim list.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (NtglE)
Is your Grandma Dutch?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM (6qErC)
Pardon me while I go lay some cable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
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lay me down in sheets of linen
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:15 AM (NF7WJ)
Speaking of failed TV shows, I hear that the cast of "Da Conners" final scene will be standing around Roseanne's TV grave and pissing on it.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (ymnmz)
If you haven't already, jump on your preparations for one of the most significant culinary and cultural milestones of the year.
Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (DMUuz)
Dick
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (bim/x)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: A lighter shade of red Floyd at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)
Then I remembered I'm an ignorant idiot who has no idea what he's talking about and erased all that. What a relief.
Missed a lot of comments meanwhile, though, and never got back to the Morning Report.
Gotta get better on impulse control.
Posted by: mindful webworker's wandering wits at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (RJYOZ)
Of all the flag raisers involved, half never made it off Iwo Jima alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: Barack O at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (NF7WJ)
-
I guess it wasn't rape rape.
Posted by: Janice Joplin at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Then she'll issue a statement that none of her co-workers look like monkeys.
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:14 AM (fuK7c)
I'm not sure, but I have a vague memory of EH liking Monet very much...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (wYseH)
So, this morning in my fish wrap, some prog complained about it and asked that it be removed.
Some people have empty souls."
That was just Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:18 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Kamala & Corey at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (Ndje9)
We are just ONE week away from National Chili Day, next Thursday, February 28th.
If you haven't already, jump on your preparations for one of the most significant culinary and cultural milestones of the year.
Go long on carrot futures!
Posted by: Duke & Duke Commodity Brokers at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (zE+Lc)
FYNQ
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (Boy/L)
Guess she forgot about those death threats during the Kavanaugh hearing.
Is there a single female politican currently in Congress that is NOT a baby-killing stealthProg?
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (LL1Be)
Long links will get deleted.
This is not rocket surgery folks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:13 AM
When a persons presses 'Post' the software already performs a test on string length. If it exceeds a certain number the post is rejected - with a message about 'annoying blocks of text...' words to that effect. It would be incredibly simple to set that number -- which perhaps is 80 - down around 50, or the length of the longest word imaginable.
Presto - no more margin busting links.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (NtglE)
God, people are stupid.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)
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repeal 16th amendment. NO refunds
wait for wailing and gnashing of teeth
Posted by: Barack O at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (BXMxN)
Talk about killing your career. And all those crocodile tears about how people who didn't believe him were raaaaacissssst.
No, dumbunny, we didn't believe you because it DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.
Geez.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (APMW0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (qIEV6)
The kid of one of the flag raisers wrote "Flags of Out Fathers", which I haven't read. He also wrote "The Imperial Cruise" about a tour of Asia during the T. Roosevelt administration that blames all of Asia's 20th century wars on TR.
It's a revisionist piece of crap and I may not finish reading it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Dh1wo)
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I guess it wasn't rape rape.
No, they did a survey and turns out black voters in Virginia don't give a shit that some mouthy black ho' be talking bad about some guy they like. He just did what any of them would have done if they'd been there.
So goodbye, #metoo movement! You had a brief run, but you're done with. (unless the mouthy black 'ho has the guts to actually file real charges, instead of just whining about it and looking like she just wants a payoff)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)
Barry O: Jussie, I was watching this excellent documentary called Brokeback Behind Bars. If there are any scenes from that you'd like to rehearse call me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (705ib)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (fuK7c)
You know who loved Monet?
It's a hit! Don't give me that goody-good bull shit!
Posted by: A lighter shade of red Floyd at February 21, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)
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not us, traded him for Jim Lonborg
Posted by: Philadelphia Phillies at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (NF7WJ)
Unclear on the concept.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (6qErC)
9m
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says.
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId)
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I like Monet but not Manet.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM
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I like ham on rye with Manet.
Posted by: irright at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (aSKRB)
They probably convinced him he was some sort of secret agent and he and his two helpers were a super secret spy cell and blah blah blah.....
Strangely enough this could be a Russian op, set up a stooge "cell" and have them just shit all over the public discourse.
About two weeks from now, at an arraignment or something, a Jack Ruby look alike will stick a gun in Smollett's belly and off we go........
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:05 AM
Actually we used dried buffalo tails, as part of our ecological commitment to utilize 100%, not plants.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Dos Perros" Warren at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM (NtglE)
Bite your tongue! How dare you! https://tinyurl.com/k3an4h2
That's on the wall to my right....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)
Have not read that second book. Guess writing Flags went to his head that he was a serious writer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: irright at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (aSKRB)
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson says.
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM
A quick image search confirms my bias of his bias.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (jYje5)
*waves at bluebell*
Jim Lonborg spent the rest of his career as a dentist in Scituate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
You're counting headlights, then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)
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you'd think i wouldn't have time if it's a such a busy day today
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (0MdOJ)
The kid of one of the flag raisers wrote "Flags of Out Fathers", which I haven't read."
Clint Eastwood's 2006 film "Flags of our Fathers" did a very good job of capturing the essence of that book, I think, or at least as much of it as could be packed into a 2 hour presentation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:22 AM (fuK7c)
~~~~~
Am not.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:25 AM (NtglE)
JUST IN: "'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett took advantage of the pain and
anger of racism to promote his career," Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie
Johnson says
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN0Northam at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)
Can't ......let........go......of......the.....narrative. Must ....hold.....tightly.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (ymnmz)
CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.
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Dirty little secret of the Moon landing: we were aiming for Mars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (Boy/L)
And hemorrhoids!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:26 AM (wYseH)
Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Windage and elevation...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hECVl)
Democratic Scum Management Playbook.
1. Deny deny deny.
2. Offer fake non apology.
3. Shut up and wait for MFM co-conspirators to divert attention.
4. Profit!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: keena at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (LL1Be)
You sort of have to expect that CPD (and all other relevant US institutions) would never have had the balls to go against the firestorm a video would have released.
A good +40% of the population still insists Covington kids were at least disrespectful to that nutjob Indian "elder" and there's full video proving Covington kids did absolutely zero wrong.
You think anyone on the Left would ever have been willing to give up believing MAGA-types lynched Smollett if they had actually seen video of the event? Leftist (and most people really) just don't have enough functioning braincells to process that sort of cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hdzef)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (0MdOJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (fuK7c)
Because it works every time it is tried and the entire MSM /left gleefully jump on board?
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (MxEKc)
Self inflicted scratches and bruises on his face.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (hECVl)
Dude? This is how you do it.
Posted by: That guy who beat up Scorpio at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (ymnmz)
That saying deserves whatever lifetime award they give for quotes.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (auUHv)
Tells me that the big names in the MSM have been faking their stories for a long, long time.
The people in charge of this material and the covering-up of the truth are essentially self-interested academics. It's an indictment of those kind of people, as well.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (UnA8+)
Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (so+oy)
http://tinyurl.com/y2nsv49x
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (el8j3)
CBO off by 550% in the drop of the uninsured due to the enactment of ZeroKare.
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They always knew they were off because they were fucking lying.
It's kinda like Jussie - there's only so long the lie can be told and maintained.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)
(but maybe he can be the new Jared....)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: Various potatoes and thumbs at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
How low rent was Juggalo's fraudulent and staged attack?
They obtained only one hat for the two "assailants" and it WASN'T EVEN A MAGA HAT.
Juggalo, the "director", failed to note in which direction the surveillance camera was pointing at the scene of the "assault".
THAT'S how low rent it was.
Posted by: but the noose still hanging on his neck was a classy touch at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM (wYseH)
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Are you looking at a mirror?
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (zE+Lc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Boy/L)
Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check!
Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:28 AM (so+oy)
RU shittin me?
Posted by: Dumbest man in the world at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (UnA8+)
I think it's a pretty interesting question as to whether or not Smollett
would have ever been arrested for hoaxing IF there was video of the
"attack."
Smollet was sure that the cops would turn up the surveillance video-- they were part of his plan. With that video there would have been no putting the lid back on things.
If he really fucked up the camera direction, that alone is the miracle that prevented this from turning very, very ugly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
I wonder if Chicago PD interrogation techniques change around hour 46?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
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Hi Bander! He's still there. We pass his house every time were go up there.
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (zE+Lc)
It's either blame "salary" or explain to the world how Kamel and TBone manipulated this dumbfuck into staging an incident that validated their legislation.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 21, 2019 10:19 AM
The longest word found in major English dictionaries is 45 characters.
The longest word to appear in literature occurs in a Greek play by Aristophanes, which clocks in at 171 Greek characters, and translates into 183 in English. It refers to a fictional fricassee comprised of rotted dogfish head, wrasse, wood pigeon, and the roasted head of a dabchick, among other culinary morsels, and reportedly will be served in Fenway Park next year.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (DMUuz)
Abortion : good.
'Racism' : bad.
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:27 AM (LL1Be)
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abortion exists because we cannot hear the cries as the child is dismembered.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (DMUuz)
Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?
Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
"Sean Hannity is going to eat Jussie Smollet's lunch every single second. Tucker Carlson is going to eat Jussie Smollett's lunch every single second. The President of the United States is going to eat his lunch."
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Lying in support of progressivism is no vice. Truth that hurts progressivism is no virtue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
I wonder if Chicago PD interrogation techniques change around hour 46?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
They go to a bar of soap in a sock.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (Y5LDn)
That's on the wall to my right....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:23 AM
~~~~~
Okay, let me revise my statement: I don't like MOST of Manet's work. But only because I had no idea that a Hordeling had commissioned him.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (auUHv)
(but maybe he can be the new Jared....)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)
"No, I'm the one who DIDN'T diddle underage youths*"
* as far as we currently know, anyway
Posted by: Hawwy Weid would be SO proud! at February 21, 2019 10:32 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
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Sorry. I'm in the car in a parking lot waiting for my son to get on a bus. Can't be as quick as I'd like.
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (zE+Lc)
Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! "
Didn't one of the idiot TV guys pay a hooker w/a check?
Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
That NY AG with the socks on Client 6?
Nice guy.
Posted by: Dumbest man in the world at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mikeyG at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (auUHv)
Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty. "
ROFL!!! That's like the guy who sent a death threat to someone last year and who put his actual return address on the envelope. (really happened)
and the phones - any street thug knows that if you are going to do some stuff with other people, you all get burner phones and you only talk with those, and pitch them all into the river as soon as you're done. You don't use your own friggin' phone number and then tell the cops "no, you can't look!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)
Chicago PD guy Johnson has now twice said that the Nigerian brothers gave it up in the "47th hour of their 48 hour hold time".
They were painfully aware that their queue limit was close to maxing out for their "princes" email scamming side business and they had to clear the messages PDQ.
Posted by: the classics NEVER get old at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (jm1YL)
*********
Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:
"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Yes. That the usual suspects would immediately fall for it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (so+oy)
*********
Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:
"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at February 21, 2019 10:33 AM (zE+Lc)
I can be...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
THAT'S MY MOVE!
Posted by: mikeyG
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did you add a butt wiggle?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (d7Ww2)
Beckel.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
Jerry Springer
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (auUHv)
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Jussie is the least of that shithole's problems.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (vg8iE)
Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
Bob Beckel....became a non-story.....just because.
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (m45I2)
311 During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)
They had genuine malice for their intentions
Posted by: one thing is certain at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (ptqGC)
During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)
Apple Dumplin Gang.
lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (ymnmz)
During this whole staged attack, is there any part that Jussie and his Nigerian Apple Dumpling Gang got right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:34 AM (qIEV6)
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Didn't waste a terrible tasting sandwich.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:37 AM (pw+jk)
But but but Jussie told us how he bravely fought off those racist, homophobic Trump supporters. And assured us that they were white.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (OLCnA)
Were you one of the Gameboy Elite?
Found 8 bit a world all complete
With it's polka-dot blotches
And sometimes small splotches
Get a load of Monet's field of wheat!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (ptqGC)
Chicago. And nighttime.
That's about it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (oVJmc)
The plan is the plan, they're on deck
So what could go wrong?
Oh I've stepped on my dong
I paid those oafs off with a check
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (fuK7c)
I'm tempted to post the 58 character name of a certain Welsh town, but it'd blow the margins and get me in TRUBBLE. And that starts with T and it rhymes with C and that stands for...
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)
I think they should move the impressionists at the National Gallery to the East Wing with the modern art. They'd be more impressive away from art that doesn't look like my contacts have sunscreen on them. Next to O'keefe's vagina flowers they'd look good.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (6qErC)
Funny how if mentioned at all, it is that the white hating black homo
has "allegedly" committed a fake hate crime. There were NO "allegedly"
monikers on the terrible racist and homophobic attack when it happened
and for the 2 weeks until today.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)
I was on a cruise and I just got back.
Wha happened?
Posted by: Allegedly at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (ymnmz)
WTF does it matter that he wrote a letter seven weeks after Charlottesville? Maybe 7 hours later might indicate something but seven weeks. Would eight weeks have been copacetic then? Seven weeks and two days??
A shot at the NRA because he wanted to shoot at their HQ range as if that's especially sinister? (Even though he ended up buying a rifle there.)
And selective releases from the prosecution about his writing doesn't impress me. It makes me wonder if anything might have been omitted like Hasson citing the GOP softball terror attack or the attack on Rand Paul as motivation for his own revenge fantasy that the leftist media and Deep State don't like reminding people about?
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (ptqGC)
LOL
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (BJlbN)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (Y5LDn)
(The most vigorous defense of it is "he was staging photos but then a real sniper shot the guy").
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They say this famous photo of a dead soldier at the Devil's Den at Gettysburg was staged.
https://bit.ly/2U0vKpJ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Or am I misremembering?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Jerry Springer, I believe. Though to be fair, he WAS on the Cincy city council at the time.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)
Haha.. what a fucking idiot.. how can he ever plead not guilty. "
ROFL!!! That's like the guy who sent a death threat to someone last year and who put his actual return address on the envelope. (really happened)
----
I saw one of those "World's Dumbest Criminals" shows and a person shoplifted a bunch of stuff from a convenience store, and would have gotten away with it had she not stopped to fill out a contest form at the counter with her name & address.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: HA at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)
Guy #1: "Hey, what's the hold-up on lane 6?"
Guy #2: "Some a**hole's paying with a check."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (hjaPQ)
Well, nighttime. Chicago as the never uttered anywhere "maga country" is risible.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:40 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)
OMG. Good lord. He's not a smart man is he? Beginning to wonder who put him up to this.
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (weUwo)
What can Juggalo look forward to experiencing in prison? Let's go to our resident AoSHQ expert for the inside scoop - over to you, bluebell!
Posted by: they call her Ms Shiv! at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Charles Murray at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (RZ6R1)
6542 - Professional Fees - Misc. Contractors - Attempted Race War Expenses
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (f3oO4)
But but but Jussie told us how he bravely fought off those racist,
homophobic Trump supporters. And assured us that they were white.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (OLCnA)
He punched the white racist guy right back, cause he's tough that way.
The Robin Roberts interview is so delicious now , I will forgo my $5 footlong. If you haven't seen it yet.....now is the time.
Posted by: Allegedly at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (FTlwv)
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My take is that he was waiting for the mayoral candidates to weigh in as to whether the hoax was useful or not. Surprisingly, this campaign appears to be 'old fashioned' with very little hysteria.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (MIKMs)
Thread winner
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (jm1YL)
Really? Cause I used to live about 3/4 of a mile away from there and put quite a few downrange, and they never sold gunz of any type, and discouraged private sales on site...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (6qErC)
Johnson said the two brothers never thought they would ever be identified...
Good detective work by Chicago PD!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)
Wasn't he Cincy mayor at one time?
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:42 AM (w54mS)
They also had their cell phone numbers.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)
Jussie needed the check documentation to get reimbursed for expenses!
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
''Jussie paid the two Nigerian idiots with a check! ''
OMG. Good lord. He's not a smart man is he? Beginning to wonder who put him up to this.
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:41 AM (jm1YL)
He'll probably write "Help Me Corey" on his eyelids and blink slowly when he is filmed in court.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ymnmz)
Seriously. I'm like... 29 myself, and couldn't put my hands on my checkbook in less than 5 minutes or so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)
The Left demanded them and now we are really finding out what POS our law enforcement officers have to deal with.
Here' a brave female cop in CA ventilating one Javier Morales.
http://tinyurl.com/y4h5dbxf
Posted by: McCool at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Producers of the hit show Empire are now considering suspending Jussie Smollett
Suspending him? Like, with a noose?
Posted by: irony: no RDA for it at February 21, 2019 10:44 AM (pNxlR)
1. Hire Nigerian bros
2. Find checkbook in all my crap
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (ptqGC)
Thread winner
Posted by: Tuna
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True.
Though I think of him Jizzy Jussie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (f3oO4)
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You have to have some documentation to write off "Hate Crime Hoax" on your 1040.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (BJlbN)
would have ever been arrested for hoaxing IF there was video of the
"attack."
Smollet was sure that the cops would turn up the surveillance video-- they were part of his plan. With that video there would have been no putting the lid back on things.
If he really fucked up the camera direction, that alone is the miracle that prevented this from turning very, very ugly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 10:30 AM (oVJmc)
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No change in outcome. They would of found the brothers either way and they would have confessed. They were not going to take the fall for jussie.
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (G0vdT)
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LOL!
I'm in a shitty mood this morning, but this made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:45 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: AOC at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (RZ6R1)
Well, that fucker implied Trump voters live in Chicago!!! The CPD can't have that.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (oZ6kz)
We declined to engage.
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (4HMW8)
Well-planned??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 2019 10:43 AM (ptqGC)
Well planned, like the Italian invasion of Greece was well-planned.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Tuna
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*coughs up globby*
Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (YvUf/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (qIEV6)
I paid those oafs off with a check
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2019 10:38 AM (fuK7c)
*******
Nice!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (7HtZB)
Ugh. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*sprays, then slams two Mucinex*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (YvUf/)
Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money
Posted by: Neo at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (jWIB/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (6qErC)
So she looks at it and says "no, no, you have to sign it with the same name that's printed on the top of the check!" So he says ok, scratches out his name that he had signed, signs with the other name, hands it to her and she says "ok, thanks!!!" and he walks out of the store with his big cart full of crap.
Me, thinking lots of things, but ending up at "just walk away, just walk away."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Professor Hrothgar at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (f3oO4)
After carrying them around in -22 degree weather? Little hard.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:39 AM (AM1GF)
Wasn't he Cincy mayor at one time?
Posted by: BignJames
Yeah, several years after that incident...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (AM1GF)
Realtor eyes? Hahaha! Wonder what that means?
Posted by: Emmie at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (4HMW8)
Another famous "paid by check" tale, from "Kelly's Heroes" -
It was during shooting in Yugoslavia 1969, that Donald Sutherland received word, via co-star Clint Eastwood, that his then-wife Shirley Douglas was arrested for trying to buy hand-grenades for the Black Panthers with a personal cheque from an undercover FBI agent. Sutherland recounts this story often, mentioning that when Eastwood got to the part about the personal cheque, he laughed so hard, he fell to his knees, and Sutherland had to help him up.
Posted by: check, cheque, Czech at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (8iiMU)
Well, that fucker implied Trump voters live in Chicago!!! The CPD can't have that.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:46 AM (Dh1wo)
"The only people attacking black kids in our city are other blacks and we want to keep it that way!"
Posted by: The Chicago Visitors Bureau at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (UGqF8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (QLvwG)
Oh god the Feds must be licking their chops right now
Posted by: the_real_ch3 at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (IG5KL)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Why was anyone surprised? Photography is an artform, first and foremost. Historian artists have and always will manipulate the scene/technique/whatever for the best possible composition to best tell their story. They may say they're journalists, but they're artists first. No one should get their history from art, paintings or photographs.
Does the truth take away the fact that Capa's pictures of D-Day are still gripping? Not to me. He was actually there. He went into dangerous situations to capture the drama of an event, and it eventually cost him. He was killed in Vietnam in a combat zone.
Posted by: Kris at February 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OyyDO)
Wow.
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (oiNtH)
After carrying them around in -22 degree weather? Little hard.
Posted by: Mr. dagny corleone at February 21, 2019 10:47 AM (nRWPy)
Jussie likes hard foot longs
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (7HtZB)
"Little Hard", huh?
Jussie's prison nick?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:49 AM (jhhWp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (qIEV6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (qIEV6)
Or the Italian invasion of pretty much any where.
Posted by: josephistan at February 21, 2019 10:50 AM (7HtZB)
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In passing, I note that Obama is now defending a suit against his building the featureless monolith/monument to himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (YvUf/)
quite a few downrange, and they never sold gunz of any type, and
discouraged private sales on site...
That would be a great lie to catch the media/the prosecution in then. The Heavy piece doesn't go into detail about the (supposed) purchase -- it just states it.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (Dh1wo)
Police said in a press conference hours later that Smollett sent a fake letter to himself and staged a hate crime attack in Chicago because he was "dissatisfied with his salary."
He's gonna love prison pay, then!
Posted by: a whole dollar! at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (auUHv)
Posted by: The Guy who Always Sees Sasquatch at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (xqfqx)
Morgan Brennan on CNBC is really showing us what's she's made of today. She needs to wear this red outfit more often
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (OLCnA)
Set the record straight.
Recovery some of her professional dignity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)
The Left demanded them and now we are really finding out what POS our law enforcement officers have to deal with.
Here' a brave female cop in CA ventilating one Javier Morales.
http://tinyurl.com/y4h5dbxf
Posted by: McCool
................
Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.
This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty.
So, the times when they are not sure if the perp has a gun.. or they are not necessarily in mortal danger.. that adrenaline has to be pumping like crazy.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)
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How does one recover what one has never had?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (pw+jk)
And the pics of the supposed "aresenal" keep changing as well - the stock pic of a few ARs rotates w/a pic with at least two airsoft pistols...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Ssh2k)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Yeah.
And Jussie's a famous actor !
Dontcha read the papers ?
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (qyr81)
That was sure some lousy training - Nigerians of all people are supposed to a lot better at scams than this!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)
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And that is why citizens need to have more than ten round magazines.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Dh1wo)
"Italian and Austrian military campaigns of World War I were extraordinary and well-planned."
"Ace's shelving project was extraordinary and well-planned."
"Circa's dating life between marriages was extraordinary and well-planned."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (Boy/L)
Set the record straight.
Recovery some of her professional dignity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:51 AM (ymnmz)
Except, she's no professional and she has no dignity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:53 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (qyr81)
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Savannah Guthrie, especially after her cruelty with the drumming hoax.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
God, people are stupid.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 21, 2019 10:16 AM (8tNRg)
Yup, by design, AC, by design
Posted by: God at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (9oE3U)
Oh. THAT Robin Roberts.
I thought you meant the pitcher.
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (qyr81)
Any of the late night "comedians" mention Jussie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2019 10:55 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Diogenes
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mmmmmmmmmmmm, waffles
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (d7Ww2)
nood
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (jhhWp)
Wow.. 15 shots.. she was very lucky he didn't that first surprise shot off accurately.
This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty.
So, the times when they are not sure if the perp has a gun.. or
they are not necessarily in mortal danger.. that adrenaline has to be
pumping like crazy.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2019 10:52 AM (so+oy)
With the guy reaching to his boot while she was on the right side of the car, I would have yelled hands on the wheel and pulled my gun then.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (ymnmz)
Empire is a "hit" show?
You forgot the "s"
Posted by: Anon a mouse
LOL !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2019 10:54 AM (qyr81)
Agree! LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (9oE3U)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (QLvwG)
This is why I tend to give cops some slack in shootings.. this is what they have to expect every minute they are on duty. "
A good question for DP opponents - if it's OK for a cop to carry out the death penalty on the spur of the moment, which it is, then why is it wrong for society to do the same thing, after careful consideration and due process?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tuna
LOL - same here. I had to teach my 25 year old daughter how to address an envelope. If you want to speak in code when dealing with millennials, write in cursive!
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Ndje9)
Those 2 must have flunked out of the Nigerian Scam Institute. I've worked in bank and credit card fraud for almost 20 years and can tell you stories you wouldn't believe. Those Nigerians adapt quickly to changing technology.
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 10:58 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (tkNkP)
Smollet planned as well as Opie did to run away from home in S1Ep1.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2019 10:56 AM (QLvwG)
I tried to run away from home as a tyke when i was in the Bronx. My mom helped me pack and i walked down the street dragging a suitcase and crying. Our neighbors came out and asked me where i was going. They were all having big fun with it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 10:59 AM (9oE3U)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (0O7c5)
I want to know which Dem politicians he spoke to right before and right after the "attack".
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:00 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 11:01 AM (iXnsK)
I think this is all financed and coordinated.
Posted by: artemis at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (pw+jk)
"Wakanda!" Harris is jumpier than Wolf Blitzer at a Jeopardy reunion.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
LOL
Posted by: Ben R should 'splain this at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (pNxlR)
Ever been to Baltimore?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (cqNba)
daughter how to address an envelope. If you want to speak in code when
dealing with millennials, write in cursive!
Posted by: Cheri at February 21, 2019 10:57 AM (oiNtH)
Lol. This. Cursive. when i taught younger kids i'd start writing on the board in cursive and they let me do it because they were mesmerized. Couldnt read a word. They begged me to teach them. I started with their names. Used it as a reward for getting work finished.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:02 AM (9oE3U)
My mom told me she'd help me pack anytime I wanted to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back. My grade school self declined the offer. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jm1YL)
to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back. My
grade school self declined the offer. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:03 AM (jm1YL)
yep. Moms. lol!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at February 21, 2019 11:04 AM (9oE3U)
to leave and to remember that once I left I couldn't come back.
That'd get you arrested today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: ibid at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (8tzGw)
My daughter-in-law has beautiful handwriting. I mean really gorgeous. I hope she teaches the grandkids because they don't do in school anymore. Pretty soon they art will disappear.
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:05 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Dh1wo)
Mom was/is a very good cook. Dinners and desserts were something to look forward to every night, except when she made liver(becauseDaddy liked it). I think that had something to do with my decision. Also, nice clothes, warm bed, etc. Little kids are so short sighted. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at February 21, 2019 11:10 AM (jm1YL)
Best part - proper use of the word "racist". Let's hope it's the start of a trend, from the top, to aggressively and harshly reclaim the meaning of the word.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2019 11:11 AM (QDnY+)
*********
Anybody want to bet the "Memo" field reads:
"2 hrs hoaxing @ $150/hr. Rmbrsmt for rope, hats, blch"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 21, 20
So funny!
Posted by: Chillin the most at February 21, 2019 11:38 AM (lonOK)
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