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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (2/17/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote IA

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Oscar Wilde

Quote IB

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth! President Ronald Reagan


Quote II

"Well, I'd have to ask folks in that part of the country to see whether the fencing that exists today is helpful or unhelpful," "Democrats are not afraid of national security or border security. Democrats have funded border security for decades." Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)


Quote III

Conservatism does itself no favors when it comes to depend on mercurial and unprincipled sugar-daddies. Mark Steyn


Quote IV

"I am grateful to President Trump and Secretary Pompeo for the trust they placed in me for considering me for the position of US Ambassador to the United Nations. However, the past two months have been grueling for my family and therefore it is in the best interest of my family that I withdraw my name from consideration." Heather Nauert

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The Special Snowflakes are at it again. George Washington University mascot is under fire.

George Washington University is the latest college where individuals are considering changing their school mascot.

Campus Reform Correspondents Victoria Snitsar and Abigail Marone visited the school to ask students what they thought.

One student called the mascot "a little white supremacisty [sic]."


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If socialism is good why are people fleeing from it?

Ask 100 people to define socialism, you would likely get 100 different answers. It reminds me of the story about blind people in a zoo touching an elephant for the first time. Each person has a different perception, depending on where they touch.

On one end you receive free food, healthcare, and daily treats. Who wouldn’t want free stuff? Those on the “bouquet” end, dealing with the mess, would have a different opinion.

If socialism is so good, one would think people would be migrating to the states offering the most free stuff.

The major moving companies issue annual reports regarding migration.


United Van Lines reports New Jersey at #1 (66.8% outbound) followed by Illinois, Connecticut, and New York (61.5%). Atlas Van Lines also ranked New York 4th (61.0%). Do the outbound migrants feel they are at the bouquet end, and fed up with paying for the free stuff?


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How to spot a hoax.

Well, one kind of hoax, anyway. I'm not a general hoax expert.

When the story is just too perfect, when it fits the stereotype that the perpetrator wants to believe, that's a big clue. Lots of people wanted it to be true that high school boys wearing MAGA hats were saying racist things and even looking a little violent and out of control. So a Native American says "I thought they were going to lynch those black people." Really? You thought those 16-year-olds were going to pull out some rope and wade into a group of black adults, and start dragging them out one-by-one, looking for a tree branch or a light pole?

But it would just be so cool if they were like that. I'll be they would be like that if they only had the chance. It's not too far-fetched that they could conceivably do that...


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Contrary to the "Sky Is Falling" lunatics of the left, the earth is showing signs of improvement.

Over the last two decades, the Earth has seen an increase in foliage around the planet, measured in average leaf area per year on plants and trees. Data from NASA satellites shows that China and India are leading the increase in greening on land. The effect stems mainly from ambitious tree planting programs in China and intensive agriculture in both countries.


The world is literally a greener place than it was 20 years ago, and data from NASA satellites has revealed a counterintuitive source for much of this new foliage: China and India. A new study shows that the two emerging countries with the world’s biggest populations are leading the increase in greening on land. The effect stems mainly from ambitious tree planting programs in China and intensive agriculture in both countries.

The greening phenomenon was first detected using satellite data in the mid-1990s by Ranga Myneni of Boston University and colleagues, but they did not know whether human activity was one of its chief, direct causes. This new insight was made possible by a nearly 20-year-long data record from a NASA instrument orbiting the Earth on two satellites. It’s called the Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer, or MODIS, and its high-resolution data provides very accurate information, helping researchers work out details of what’s happening with Earth’s vegetation, down to the level of 500 meters, or about 1,600 feet, on the ground


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Just what Americans need: A new social contract for America.

Fresh from saving New York City an imaginary $3 billion in tax credits offered to Amazon

to be used for imaginary improvements in New York's infrastructure while losing untold real future billions in tax revenues that Amazon's multi-thousands of direct and indirect jobs plus increasing property values would have generated, Boston University honors economics and international relations graduate Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-amn-N.Y.) is at it again.

She's taking her Green New Deal show on the road — to 15 cities in 50 states. With no polluting planes or cars or even farting cows or horses allowed, she's going to do this in under 12 years. Or else. Because the world will end. Or something.

Maybe when the know-it all Congress critter traipses off to Iowa she will see, lawn mowers, tractors, combines, boat motors, snowblowers and other combustion engines in use.


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The pollution has to be really bad if China is up in arms. China closes Mt. Everest route due to trash.

Feb. 15 (UPI) -- China has closed the Tibetan entrance to Mount Everest indefinitely because of mounting garbage that's been left on the world's tallest mountain.

Chinese officials said although the entrance is closed, tourists can still visit the Rongpo monastery area at 16,400 feet above sea level. Only those with climber permits, however, will be allowed to go to the base camp about 600 feet higher, and beyond.


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Meet Justin Koerner. Perhaps the soundest sleeping man in America.

Delaware musician Justin Koerner might just win an award for the world's soundest sleeper.

Koerner left a jam session early in Newark to nap in his Ford Escape as he had things to do early the next morning, reports the Delaware News Journal. His buddies kept playing inside, and Koerner left his Escape turned on as he crawled into the back seat to snooze.

His dreams were anything but sweet, as Koerner told the News Journal, "I had a weird dream that somebody sat on my head and that somebody jumped into the front seat of my car. It was all very surreal."


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F*ck Frau St. Bernard Face. Go pound sand German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel won thunderous applause at the Munich Security Conference today with globalist comments supporting retaining the ‘Iran Deal’ put together by the Obama administration and for suggesting the United States keep its troops in Syria. The hypocrisy was astounding as the globalist elites in Europe called for America to continue to send its men and women into harms way as Germany cedes its energy security to Moscow with construction of the Nord Stream II pipeline and spends little on its own defense. European support for the ‘Iran Deal’ stems from its desire to reap financial profits from Tehran’s government and caring little about Iran’s export of terror and its often stated desire to destroy the Jewish State.

If I were POTUS for 48 hours, I would be out of NATO, the UN and Syria so fast.......

***

The ONT Musical Interlude


February 17, 1969, Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash recorded 'Girl From The North Country' together in Nashville at CBS Studios. The track appeared on Dylan's 'Nashville Skyline' album. via thisdayinmusic.com


February 17, 1975, AC/DC released their debut album 'High Voltage'. The album featured a cover of 'Baby, Please Don't Go' a blues song first recorded by Big Joe Williams and 'She's Got Balls' which was written about singer Bon Scott's ex-wife Irene - the first AC/DC song for which he wrote lyrics.via thisdayinmusic.com

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I learn something new each day when I prepare The ONT. For example did you know that baseball great Jose Canseco is a guide?

For $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco

The former baseball MVP is pitching a trip to what he claims are the sites of “authentic alien sightings and proven Bigfoot habitats.”


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They haven't learned their lesson yet. Perhaps three times is the charm. Genius Award Winners.


For the second time in five months, a couple has been arrested for having sex on a Florida sidewalk--this time in the vicinity of a children’s parade, police allege.

Fort Myers cops Sunday afternoon arrested Bernadette Colatarci, 47, and Phillip Daley, 58, for lewd and lascivious behavior.

As detailed in a police report, an off-duty cop first spotted the homeless duo having sex on a downtown sidewalk around 5 PM. At the time, the officer was driving home several children who had participated in the Edison Festival of Light Junior Parade (which included floats, marching bands, clowns, and a fun run).


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No more wasted tax dollars on this individual. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A North Carolina man with an extensive criminal record was slain as he and two others reportedly tried to rob an area home.

Local media reports that Ryan Jermaine Allen, 40, was shot and killed Monday in the course of a shootout after he and two other men forced their way into a home on West New Hope Road in Goldsboro around 8:30 p.m. One of the men in the home shot Allen, sparking a retreat by the suspects.

Responding police found the wounded Allen in a nearby wooded area and transported him to a hospital where he died during surgery.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Fashion.


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Notice: Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Ace Media Empire and Ace Corp, LLC. The ONT can be habit forming.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:32 PM




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Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 09:30 PM (aS1PU)

2

A Canadian youth hockey team forfeited the rest of its season this week following social media backlash and death threats after a video surfaced of players dancing to music from an indigenous electronic group led to accusations they were mocking indigenous culture.

An uproar ensued last month when a video showing players dancing to the song "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red made the rounds on social media.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

3 hah..fashion pictures are just horrifying. On what planet, is wearing red shorts over a jacket considered fashionable?

Posted by: IC at February 17, 2019 09:32 PM (LJUs+)

4 Bravo to Martina for stating the obvious.

Like I've stated before, I played Basketball with her roommate, Nancy Lieberman, and it wasn't even close.

Men cannot compete with men in sports

Brains, yes, sports no

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2019 09:32 PM (RZ6R1)

5 Whoa, gray boxes big enough to read

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:33 PM (G1gJe)

6 watching The Walking Dead - full of annoying new characters

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:33 PM (BJlbN)

7 sorry women cannot compete with men in sports

however they are much better at typing and spelling

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2019 09:33 PM (RZ6R1)

8 TWD is getting weird. Never thought I'd say something like that.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2019 09:33 PM (zLDYs)

9 I think "bait & tackle" is being discussed in the gun thread downstairs.

Good evening everybody! Thank you for the thread, MisHum.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:34 PM (t+qrx)

10 So is it grey or gray?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:34 PM (G1gJe)

11 i think it's either

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2019 09:35 PM (RZ6R1)

12 hah..fashion pictures are just horrifying. On what planet, is wearing red shorts over a jacket considered fashionable?

I don't know but I want to go back.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2019 09:35 PM (dUJdY)

13 I have attained the status of being banned from twitter, I feel energized!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)

14 Merkel has a death wish for Germany. How can Germans not see it?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (b38Vt)

15 TWD is getting weird. Never thought I'd say something like that.

It's dead Jim.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

16 China has closed the Tibetan entrance to Mount Everest indefinitely because of mounting garbage that's been left on the world's tallest mountain.

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The country that took our money to "recycle" all of our zero-value products from most, if not all, of our municipalities and instead made huge mountains of toxic garbage out of the recyclables?

That China?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror image liberal site for ads at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (LX21o)

17 13 I have attained the status of being banned from twitter, I feel energized!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)


Did you apologize and remove the offending tweet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (aA3+G)

18 FTA: "Some students suggested replacing the Colonial with the hippo."

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I know it's been a minute or two since Virginia had Colonials... but hippos?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure VA never had hippos.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (5aX2M)

19 just watched Gosnell today btw, on dvd

both KTE & hubby avoided watching it - just distaste for the topic I think

I imagine that's how a lot of atrocities fly under radar - ppl jusy don't want to think about it

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (BJlbN)

20 Not really fair, even Cary Grant said he would like to be Cary Grant


Never be another CG

And no Oscar, wtf

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2019 09:37 PM (RZ6R1)

21 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Y4EXg)

22 MisHum, what's the weather like in your neighborhood lately?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

23 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

IIRC, the Canuckistans have an indigenous peoples radio channel on XM, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:37 PM (f3oO4)

24 George Washington is "white supremacisty?" These people need to GTFO of our country.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 09:37 PM (Wb0yh)

25 The problem with fashion is the Eurofags took over.

Evening, Horde. Thanks for a fine ONT, MH.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

26 13 I have attained the status of being banned from twitter, I feel energized!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)

we are not worthy

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2019 09:38 PM (RZ6R1)

27 8 TWD is getting weird. Never thought I'd say something like that.
Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2019 09:33 PM (zLDYs)

getting weird?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:38 PM (BJlbN)

28 Is this going to be one of those rambunctious ONTs?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:38 PM (kQs4Y)

29 Gret or Gray HT: my name may give me a clue. And that fucking 2nd grade teacher who just didn't get it. Otherwise

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:39 PM (G1gJe)

30 I quit TWD two or three seasons ago. It became a chore instead of entertainment.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

31 30
I quit TWD two or three seasons ago. It became a chore instead of entertainment.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Me too. Hubs still watches it though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 09:40 PM (Wb0yh)

32 Is this going to be one of those rambunctious ONTs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at F




no

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 09:40 PM (MTjB1)

33 The problem with fashion is the Eurofags took over.



Posted by: Insomniac
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Dieter and Sprocket?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)

34 we finished Umbrella Academy today (Netflix)
it's fun

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (BJlbN)

35 Did you apologize and remove the offending tweet?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 09:36 PM (aA3+G)


Actually, I'm thinking this is a good thing.

And I refuse to give them my phone number to get verified. Best part, innocent little me has no idea of exactly what the offending event was, although my fishing related comment of #LeanToCod might have been misconstrued!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (f3oO4)

36 Hello, I am so bored I am looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (vBjuR)

37 The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy. Oscar Wilde


I used this quote in my signature block when I worked at the Pentagon. I had a lot of positive comments sent my way. LOL

Posted by: turambar at February 17, 2019 09:42 PM (s2J6c)

38 33 The problem with fashion is the Eurofags took over.



Posted by: Insomniac
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Dieter and Sprocket?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)

They were merely a byproduct.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

39 36 Hello, I am so bored I am looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (vBjuR)

oh, that's bad

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:42 PM (BJlbN)

40 The guy on the right is wearing his underwear on the outside.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (vBjuR)

41 Here's "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3U0z64_m4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (kQs4Y)

42 But if I'm honest, I sort of love the idea of soccer moms carefully rinsing and sorting their organic soy containers, making sure the bins are kept clean and placed out by the curb on pickup day, and the local municipalities giving fines to homes that have the plastic #7 bottle in the Plastic #5 bin.

All in pursuit of shipping the crap to China on huge, smoke-bellowing ships, to be unloaded and pushed into a big pile of toxic waste by more smoke-bellowing equipment, right next to communities where little kids live. Well, "live."

Way to go, guys. Way to save the planet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror image liberal site for ads at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (LX21o)

43 34 we finished Umbrella Academy today (Netflix)
it's fun
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (BJlbN)

I binge watched Happy! over the weekend. Violent, dark comedy, and bizarre at times.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

44 Do you twirl the umbrella? Because it can cause problems

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (G1gJe)

45 no
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 09:40 PM (MTjB1)
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This is code. I know it is.

*pours shots of tequila*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (kQs4Y)

46 Here's "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3U0z64_m4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (kQs4Y)


There's just no way anyone could make fun of that music!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:45 PM (f3oO4)

47 United Van Lines reports New Jersey at #1 (66.8% outbound) followed by Illinois, Connecticut, and New York (61.5%). Atlas Van Lines also ranked New York 4th (61.0%). Do the outbound migrants feel they are at the bouquet end, and fed up with paying for the free stuff?

The people fleeing socialist states need to be stopped and questioned about their past voting habits. If they voted Democrat, they heed to be sent right the fuck back, at bayonet point if necessary.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

48 This is code. I know it is.

*pours shots of tequila*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at F



you do know that I know that you have never let a glass come between you and a bottle of tequila, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 09:45 PM (MTjB1)

49 need

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 09:45 PM (sdi6R)

50 I binge watched Happy! over the weekend. Violent, dark comedy, and bizarre at times.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
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I loved that show, and the sordid underbellies of sordid underbellies they plumbed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (kQs4Y)

51 Hey everybody.

Welp, I got myself a Roku Premiere. Hooked it up today and signed up for a number of services, including Sling TV.

Good news: I personally like it. Live TV channels are available via the services from CBS, NBC, ABC and Fox. Lots of other live-steaming channels available via Sling.

Bad news: numerous other channels, such as PBS and CW, *only* offer shows in individual episodes, with no live streaming available. Also, you can't channel-surf on a Roku *except* within Sling and another (weird) service called Pluto TV, which contains very few mainstream channels. (Pluto TV *does* have NewsmaxTV, interestingly enough.)

Sling offers my local NBC and Fox channels in live streaming, but not CBS, ABC, CW or PBS.

Anyway. I crunched the numbers and if we stick with the Roku, at least my family can save about $85 a month on cable. (CBS All Access is $5.99 a month and the Sling package I chose, with extras, is $40 a month.)

Thinking it would be worth it to just spend another $60, get a digital antenna and bribe one of my BILs to instal it on the roof. At least then me and my mom could channel-surf through the old fashioned live network channels, as well as Sling.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)

52 If they voted Democrat, they heed to be sent right the fuck back, at bayonet point if necessary.
Posted by: rickl

You have my attention.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (LOq4H)

53 Bait and tackle is great, but it's no match for dancing sandwiches and bjs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (UGqF8)

54 41 Here's "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3U0z64_m4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (kQs4Y)

That made me smirk.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

55 2016: Carl. Carl!
2017: Darll. Daryl!
2018: Michonne. Michonne!

Posted by: Rick Grimes at February 17, 2019 09:48 PM (b38Vt)

56 And I refuse to give them my phone number to get verified. Best part, innocent little me has no idea of exactly what the offending event was, although my fishing related comment of #LeanToCod might have been misconstrued!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM (f3oO4)


Not misconstrued to us, and we support you! Thanks!

Posted by: Tilapia at February 17, 2019 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

57 That made me smirk.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (NWiLs)


*body snatcher scream*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:48 PM (t+qrx)

58 Thinking it would be worth it to just spend another $60, get a digital antenna and bribe one of my BILs to instal it on the roof. At least then me and my mom could channel-surf through the old fashioned live network channels, as well as Sling.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)


Anecdotal to me, but I think that there is an unbelievable amount of stuff available on OTA channels.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:49 PM (f3oO4)

59 Qwerschun: If Rick Grimes was spirited away to wherever (Europe?) wouldn't he have done everything in his power to at least contact his wife and kid?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:49 PM (kQs4Y)

60 Hrothgar, there is, especially with the "secondary channels" now available digitally, such as 7.1, 7.2, etc.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)

61 although my fishing related comment of #LeanToCod might have been misconstrued!

LOL!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (dUJdY)

62 I loved that show, and the sordid underbellies of sordid underbellies they plumbed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (kQs4Y)

I was a bit surprised by the particular sordid underbelly that was focused on, considering the proclivities of certain entertainment industry types.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

63 Your next favorite movie, escape from ....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (G1gJe)

64 Anecdotal to me, but I think that there is an unbelievable amount of stuff available on OTA channels.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Learn just how retched 70/80s TV could be...lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (LOq4H)

65 One student called the mascot "a little white supremacisty [sic]."

Was he wearing his Karl Marx shirt?

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (mhs6e)

66 @14 Merkel has a death wish for Germany. How can Germans not see it?
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It's the Emperor's New Clothes. Most of her supporters over there have reasons to deny what they know deep down to be true.

There are groups opposed to her. And some of them might even be as bad as the press makes them out to be. But most Germans would apparently rather continue to pretend.

Posted by: junior at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (Fp6vo)

67 The problem with fashion is the Eurofags took over.
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If the fashion industry were rational, most big designers would be straight. But they're rare in general, and they're practically non-existent in haute couture.

These guys mostly just design to make women as attractive as possible.

If the guy doing that is gay, then he's designing based on what a gay man sees as attractive in a woman.

That's why most women's clothing and accessories are so unattractive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (5aX2M)

68 53 Bait and tackle is great, but it's no match for dancing sandwiches and bjs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (UGqF
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That would be the greatest drive-in commercial ever.

"Let's all go to the Lo-o-o-obby!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:51 PM (kQs4Y)

69 Qwerschun: If Rick Grimes was spirited away to wherever (Europe?) wouldn't he have done everything in his power to at least contact his wife and kid?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:49 PM (kQs4Y)


Clearly a few things have happened since the last time I saw that show. So they didn't just stay at that prison forever?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

70 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 17, 2019 09:51 PM (JFzNN)

71
I binge watched Happy! over the weekend. Violent, dark comedy, and bizarre at times.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

I'll have to check it out

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:52 PM (BJlbN)

72 The border wall isn't the only emergency. Breaking news from the Babylon Bee:

Politics


Trump Declares National Emergency After McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Breaks Again

https://bit.ly/2FfVLO0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 09:52 PM (+y/Ru)

73 Okay, I'm kind of digging A Tribe Called Red's "Native Puppy Love".

Is it appropriation or appreciation?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:52 PM (kQs4Y)

74 rickl, I am ready to send back the ones already here and voting democrap.

Posted by: Eromero at February 17, 2019 09:52 PM (zLDYs)

75 I'm glad Rick Grimes is gone, ge was a bore

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:53 PM (BJlbN)

76 Trump Declares National Emergency After McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Breaks Again

https://bit.ly/2FfVLO0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 09:52 PM

That means no chocolate shakes.

Posted by: ALH at February 17, 2019 09:53 PM (vBjuR)

77 Anecdotal to me, but I think that there is an unbelievable amount of stuff available on OTA channels.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Learn just how retched 70/80s TV could be...lol
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (LOq4H)

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They had the best theme songs, though...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 09:53 PM (8g9zh)

78 Is this the dating site?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

79 Does anyone know how to contact Fritzworth? Pooky had some questions about his presentation.

Posted by: pookysgirl, reporting from Triton at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (XKZwp)

80 The pollution has to be really bad if China is up in arms. China closes Mt. Everest route due to trash.

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Yurt camp operators hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UGqF8)

81 One student called the mascot "a little white supremacisty [sic]."

Was he wearing his Karl Marx shirt?

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That's the ticket! We besmirch socialism as the product of a white European!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)

82 Fox announces that its going to show WWE, No realky

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM (G1gJe)

83 75 I'm glad Rick Grimes is gone, ge was a bore
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:53 PM (BJlbN)

CARRRULLLLL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

84 Yurt camp operators hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UGqF


I really want that to match up to "Camptown Races" but it's not cooperating.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

85 Were you aware that a nickname for Aquaman is "the Aquatic Ace?"

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (ZfRYq)

86 So RBG allegedly attended a Supreme Court private conference on Friday (no pictures of course), and will allegedly be present for oral arguments on Tuesday (just sixty minutes).

It's weird - given her return to the Court on Friday, you'd think that there would be a picture released of Ginsburg smiling with the other justices. Just an oversight, I guess.

Any bets that she will actually show up in public on Tuesday?

Or is she going to have a "temporary relapse" that will prevent her from attending?

If she doesn't show up, there really needs to be an investigation - for example, did she really show up on Friday, or is Roberts and the Court administration lying through their teeth about the state of her health.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (I2/tG)

87 An Alabama man's two-step guide for meeting girls:

1. Bait

2. Tackle

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (m45I2)

88 Newsflash! Cary Grant was a Eurofag. Literally.

Posted by: Randolph Scott at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (b38Vt)

89 84 Yurt camp operators hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UGqF

I really want that to match up to "Camptown Races" but it's not cooperating.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

Sing me one o' them Mongolian work songs!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

90 From the Book Thread:

301
Begin with this six part BBC documentary available on YouTube

https://bit.ly/2SHXfrc

Then Stanley Payne's The Spanish Civil War.

Caution: It does rhyme with today and is therefore scary as hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)


I'm halfway through Part 5 of the BBC series, and I don't see any parallels to present-day America. Am I missing something?

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

91 Were you aware that a nickname for Aquaman is "the Aquatic Ace?"
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (ZfRYq)


And "the Aquatic Ace" is an anagram for "a cat ate quiche".

How deep does this rabbit hole go, anyway?

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:57 PM (t+qrx)

92 53 Bait and tackle is great, but it's no match for dancing sandwiches and bjs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:47 PM (UGq

Once in a while I nail it with the brought to you by pictures

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

93 Over the last two decades, the Earth has seen an increase in foliage around the planet, measured in average leaf area per year on plants and trees.

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They took all the trees
And put them in a tree museum
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And they put up a parking lot

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (+y/Ru)

94 > I don't know, but I'm pretty sure VA never had hippos.

You haven't seen the gender studies department at GWU.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (0OWcv)

95 Posted by: junior at February 17, 2019 09:50 PM (Fp6vo)

You know who else the Germans thought was sane and working for a Greater Germany?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (f3oO4)

96 Yurt camp operators hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UGqF

I really want that to match up to "Camptown Races" but it's not cooperating.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

---------------------------

Yurt camp op-er-a-tors hit!
Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah!
Their business model's gone to shit!
Oh doo-dah day!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (8g9zh)

97 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (NQJ+w)

98 @hogmartin layers and layers

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (ZfRYq)

99 Name the Hollywood mans who were gay

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (G1gJe)

100 Anyway. I crunched the numbers and if we stick with the Roku, at least my family can save about $85 a month on cable. (CBS All Access is $5.99 a month and the Sling package I chose, with extras, is $40 a month.)

Thinking it would be worth it to just spend another $60, get a digital antenna and bribe one of my BILs to instal it on the roof. At least then me and my mom could channel-surf through the old fashioned live network channels, as well as Sling.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)


Today, I found out that Spectrum (Comcast) disappeared the EPIX channels from our service. I called them and, after waiting 25 minutes on hold, I was told that Spectrum made those channels ala carte. I asked the guy why should I pay the same amount for fewer channels. He was speechless. I then began ranting about how wonderful it is dealing with a frigging monopoly, wished him well and hung up. We are paying way too much for the privilege of being screwed to death. Roku, Chromecast or Firestick here we come even after subscribing to multiple services we'll save a ton. Enough is enough.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)

101 Yurt camp op-er-a-tors hit!
Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah!
Their business model's gone to shit!
Oh doo-dah day!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (8g9zh)

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okay, that's funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:59 PM (UGqF8)

102 Roberts and the Court administration lying through their teeth about the state of her health.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (I2/tG)


It's not a lie, it's a tax!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

103 Maybe when the know-it all Congress critter traipses off to Iowa she
will see, lawn mowers, tractors, combines, boat motors, snowblowers and
other combustion engines in use.


I imagine she will be carried on a curtained litter by 4 muscular Nubians, naked to the waist.
She will part the curtains at key points to allow the filthy, disheveled deplorables to catch a glimpse of her Royal Majesty waving to them.

She might even have one of their children cleaned, de-loused and brought to sit on her lap for a photo op.

Stupid commie bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

104 @qdpsteve compare with DirectvNow too.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (ZfRYq)

105 99 Name the Hollywood mans who were gay
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

How many volumes we talking here?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (LOq4H)

106 > If the guy doing that is gay, then he's designing based on what a gay man sees as attractive in a woman.

Why do you think the models look like teenage boys?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (0OWcv)

107 Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (NQJ+w)

I hope you stop by tomorrow night for The ONT Musical Interlude

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

108 and will allegedly be present for oral arguments on Tuesday (just sixty minutes).

Will it be open-coffin?

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (jOEDM)

109 we finished Umbrella Academy today
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 09:41 PM


See! It is difficult enough to require an academy.

Posted by: 0bama at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (zCabI)

110 Yurt camp op-er-a-tors hit!
Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah!
Their business model's gone to shit!
Oh doo-dah day!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 09:58 PM (8g9zh)
-------
okay, that's funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:59 PM (UGqF


Achievement unlocked: Rambunctious ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

111 So RBG allegedly attended a Supreme Court private
conference on Friday (no pictures of course), and will allegedly be
present for oral arguments on Tuesday (just sixty minutes).



It's weird - given her return to the Court on Friday, you'd think
that there would be a picture released of Ginsburg smiling with the
other justices. Just an oversight, I guess.



Any bets that she will actually show up in public on Tuesday?



Or is she going to have a "temporary relapse" that will prevent her from attending?



If she doesn't show up, there really needs to be an investigation -
for example, did she really show up on Friday, or is Roberts and the
Court administration lying through their teeth about the state of her
health.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 17, 2019 09:56 PM (I2/tG)

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someone needs to file a Habeas Corpus on her behalf.

Pics or it never happened.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (NQJ+w)

112 DrWTF, I understand completely. I hope my info was helpful to you.

I personally think it's worth it to continue with the Roku, especially if I can make the digital antenna happen in the next month. My mom is upset about not being able to channel-surf anymore, and I understand that, but is it really worth $85 a month to her?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (miE9U)

113 Why do you think the models look like teenage boys?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F




they do that because they are supposed to be showcasing the clothing not the model. having hot models strutting the catwalk distracts from the clothes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (MTjB1)

114 modelo negras for everyone, on me.

Posted by: GertB at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (KdryZ)

115 60 Hrothgar, there is, especially with the "secondary channels" now available digitally, such as 7.1, 7.2, etc.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:49 PM (miE9U)

H&I, Comet, Cozi, METV. Awesome programming

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (rn+Vx)

116 If RBG really is out and about, then at an absolute minimum she's sporting an O2 tank with tubes, and in a wheelchair.

I doubt the Dems would want those pics flying around.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (MI74Q)

117
Gorp - a limerick

There once was a climber named Zack
While giving Mt. Everest a crack
Had to wade through debris
That came up to his knees
'Twas enough to make anyone yak.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (m45I2)

118 blaster, is DirecTVNow available on the Roku? And does it contain local streaming channels?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (miE9U)

119 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

120 > they do that because they are supposed to be showcasing the clothing not the model. having hot models strutting the catwalk distracts from the clothes.

Also because they like teenage boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (0OWcv)

121 Pics or it never happened.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (NQJ+w)


Hey now, if you can't trust the "reporters" assigned to the Supreme Court, who can you trust?


Oh, wait...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

122 > If RBG really is out and about, then at an absolute minimum she's sporting an O2 tank with tubes, and in a wheelchair.

Very likely, if she had a big chunk of her lung taken out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:03 PM (0OWcv)

123 someone needs to file a Habeas Corpus on her behalf.

Pics or it never happened.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (NQJ+w)

Habeas corpse

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

124 Pics or it never happened.
Posted by: redc1c4

NY Times had a pic, it was from Nov. but hey!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:03 PM (LOq4H)

125 Congrats, Calm Mentor!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:03 PM (0OWcv)

126 they do that because they are supposed to be showcasing the clothing not the model. having hot models strutting the catwalk distracts from the clothes.

Also because they like teenage boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F



how do you think that the two are related? do you think they never noticed that their models are not boys? why not have boys model their clothes? why not design clothes for boys?

not every conspiracy theory is a good conspiracy theory.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:04 PM (MTjB1)

127 Beg pardon? Did you say...er...yurts?

/Judge Chamberlain

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2019 10:04 PM (m45I2)

128 If RBG really is out and about, then at an absolute minimum she's sporting an O2 tank with tubes, and in a wheelchair.


So she is being kept warm and comfortable until she eventually expires.

Excellent.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 17, 2019 10:04 PM (LL1Be)

129 @qdpsteve yes and yes.

Go to the site and check out pricing and lineup.

We have local CBS NBC ABC and FOX on ours. But Sra blaster works for ATT so we get it super cheap so I am not sure what the value prop looks like for you.

Having CBS saves you the $5 for all access.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (ZfRYq)

130 I personally think it's worth it to continue with
the Roku, especially if I can make the digital antenna happen in the
next month. My mom is upset about not being able to channel-surf
anymore, and I understand that, but is it really worth $85 a month to
her?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (miE9U)

It is to MY mom. When we moved to this house in August I told her we were getting rid of cable, and she said she would pay for it to keep it. $185 a month, the DVR is 90% full, AND she has Roku and Britbox subscriptions.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (Wb0yh)

131 119 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

Congrats! How many herds of camels did you get from the groom's family?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

132 TWD became sado-porn with the introduction of Negan.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (ePWRo)

133 Yurt camp operators hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 09:54 PM (UGqF

I really want that to match up to "Camptown Races" but it's not cooperating.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 09:55 PM


Needs a do-da, do-da.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (zCabI)

134 RBG is going to show up with a clothesline around her neck, carrying a Subway sandwich and smelling of bleach.

For sympathy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (b38Vt)

135 > why not have boys model their clothes?

Because they are trying to sell clothes to women, so the model needs to be female.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (0OWcv)

136 119
Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event
went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a
hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

Congratulations CM!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (Wb0yh)

137 Is it true if you do yoga in a yurt you end up with yogurt?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (m45I2)

138 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (rn+Vx)

Yes, that's what I was alluding to. Back in the far distant mists of time I once had the ability to view OTA channels; however, I believe the OTA service is now even better as you said!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (f3oO4)

139 Congratulations, Calm Mentor.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)

140 I was gonna say something about defrocking , but the Pope is totally not a Socialist. I apologize of course

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (G1gJe)

141 134 RBG is going to show up with a clothesline around her neck, carrying a Subway sandwich and smelling of bleach.

For sympathy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (b38Vt)

Her parents used to have to tie a BMT around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

142 why not have boys model their clothes?

Because they are trying to sell clothes to women, so the model needs to be female.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F



so how does this fit with they have models that are skinny because they like boys?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

143 An 11 year old boy was arrested in lakeland florida middle school for not standing up for the pledge of allegiance because trump is president. the sub. teacher told him if you don't like it here why don't you go back to africa. the boy answered I was brought here! the police came into the class room handcuffed the child in front of his classmates and taken to jail.

Posted by: ramondo at February 17, 2019 10:07 PM (nKe/S)

144 My mom is upset about not being able to channel-surf anymore, and I understand that, but is it really worth $85 a month to her?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (miE9U)

Sling.has the channel surf feeling, so.does some free apps on Roku like Pluto etc.
I've heard that Hulu has a feature that will randomly play shows it thinks you will like

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:07 PM (BJlbN)

145 Congrats! How many herds of camels did you get from the groom's family?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

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If only dowries were still a thing.......

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:07 PM (xp5SM)

146 If RBG really is out and about, then at an absolute minimum she's sporting an O2 tank with tubes, and in a wheelchair.

Well, she has allegedly recently attended part of a public concert in her honor (no pictures), and a Supreme Court private meeting (no pictures).

They've put down a rather large marker by stating that she will be in Court Tuesday in open session - if she fails to show up, I'm going to call shenanigans. I think that she is so nonfunctional that calls would start for her resignation if the truth were known - we'll see Tuesday if that assumption is right or not.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 17, 2019 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

147 congrats Calm Mentor!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:08 PM (BJlbN)

148 I think Ruth probably did show at the court. She probably looks very sickly. The FNM is gas-lighting their commie base that Ruth is fine, just fine.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 17, 2019 10:08 PM (jUcoH)

149 good news bad news smollett is now claiming rbg was one of the people that attacked him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (MTjB1)

150 119
Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event
went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a
hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

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Congrats, CM. I know the feeling. Nov 12 2017 was my big turn as FOB. I hope yours went as well a mine did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (UGqF8)

151 A wheel chair, duct tape, a 2x4 and RBG

Some assembly required

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

152 Congratulations, Calm Mentor, and to the new couple!

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

153 @149 right like he could have survived an assault by RBG.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (ZfRYq)

154 if you don't like it here why don't you go back to africa. the boy answered I was brought here!

That doesn't answer the question.

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (TQyCa)

155 Maybe Jose Canseco can help track RBG?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (b38Vt)

156 "MOM!!!"

"ramondo's hallucinating bullshit news stories again!!"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 17, 2019 10:10 PM (LL1Be)

157 > so how does this fit with they have models that are skinny because they like boys?

It's perfectly straightforward.

They need to sell clothes to women, so the model has to be female. But their personal taste runs to boys, so they choose the most boyish women they can find.

I'm not sure why this is a difficult concept.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:10 PM (0OWcv)

158 Lots of military types near Goldsboro

Posted by: tmitsss at February 17, 2019 10:10 PM (NZ3xB)

159 good news bad news smollett is now claiming rbg was one of the people that attacked him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (MTjB1)

So she was the one wheezing "This is, gasp, MAGA, gasp, country, gasp!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 10:10 PM (f3oO4)

160 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

Awesome, congratulations! I'm glad it went well.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 10:10 PM (Rz2Nc)

161 Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today. Don't know how many Lil Blutarskis will be able to attend. I feel bad (and kinda relief) for both Mrs Blutarski and Mrs Blutarski's mother.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

162 What would Justice Ginburg do
If she were here right now?
She's surely kick an ass or two
That's what Justice Ginsburg would do!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

163 CM Congrats!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (LOq4H)

164 good news bad news smollett is now claiming rbg was one of the people that attacked him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:09 PM (MTjB1)

----------------------

As if he would have survived that attack.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (8g9zh)

165 Hi Insom!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2019 10:12 PM (PkVlr)

166 > An 11 year old boy was arrested in lakeland florida middle school for not standing up for the pledge of allegiance because trump is president.

A soon-to-be very rich 11 year old boy.

That was litigated in the Jehovah's Witnesses cases nearly a hundred years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:12 PM (0OWcv)

167 Hellooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

168 Blutarski, so sorry for your family's loss.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:12 PM (BJlbN)

169 so how does this fit with they have models that are skinny because they like boys?

It's perfectly straightforward.

They need to sell clothes to women, so the model has to be female. But their personal taste runs to boys, so they choose the most boyish women they can find.

I'm not sure why this is a difficult concept.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F




why not apply occam's razor? skinny models, which resemble mannequins, are best for showcasing the clothing. no one thinks they are not largely gay but including that in the modeling selection does not make sense.

why don't straight designers choose male models that look like women?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (MTjB1)

170 Sorry to hear that, Blutarski.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (0OWcv)

171 @rodrigo hint if it's posted by ramondo it's bullshit.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (ZfRYq)

172 I'm sorry to hear that, Blutarski.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

173 Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

174 there are no straight male designers

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (BJlbN)

175 why don't straight designers choose male models that look like women?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (MTjB1)

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Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (8g9zh)

176 Blutarski, so sorry for your family's loss.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

Thank you. I've been expecting it, but when it finally arrives...

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (+Tibp)

177 Yurt camp operators hardest hit, do dah, do dah
then the rest of the excellent one by nooc.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (yrZmO)

178 161 Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today. Don't know how many Lil Blutarskis will be able to attend. I feel bad (and kinda relief) for both Mrs Blutarski and Mrs Blutarski's mother.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

My condolences, Blutarski.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

179 Condolences Blutarski

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

180
F*ck Frau St. Bernard Face. Go pound sand German Chancellor Angela Merkel.


She think's it's the EU's place to tell us where to send our troops to die? You were way too easy on that bitch.
Let that bitch go to Syria and defend freedom.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

181 > skinny models, which resemble mannequins, are best for showcasing the clothing

Circular reasoning. Why are the mannequins skinny?

Because they view the figure of the teenage boy as ideal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:14 PM (0OWcv)

182 Blutarski,

prayers for you and your wife and her family.

hugs,

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (PkVlr)

183
Anyway. I crunched the numbers and if we stick with the Roku, at least my family can save about $85 a month on cable. (CBS All Access is $5.99 a month and the Sling package I chose, with extras, is $40 a month.)

Thinking it would be worth it to just spend another $60, get a digital antenna and bribe one of my BILs to instal it on the roof. At least then me and my mom could channel-surf through the old fashioned live network channels, as well as Sling.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 09:46 PM (miE9U)




I'm tired of getting ripper off by Comcast and am just starting to fix what you just decided.

Looking at just a hi-speed internet connection, and then YouTube offers 60+ channels for $40 a month. Local stuff live, Foxnews, ESPN and ESPN2, and FS1 sports channels, TNT/TBS, and other stuff. 20 Mb download cable for $45 a month, no contract. Add the various taxes, and that is 50% savings off of Comcast.

Going to confirm this week.


I'm tired of getting ripped off by Comcast.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

184 161
Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today. Don't know how many Lil
Blutarskis will be able to attend. I feel bad (and kinda relief) for
both Mrs Blutarski and Mrs Blutarski's mother.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

Condolences Blutarski. I lost my dad almost 3 years ago and it still blindsides me once in a while when I see his picture or someone tells a story about him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (Wb0yh)

185 mannequins have bewbs
models do not

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (BJlbN)

186 Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today. Don't know how many Lil Blutarskis will be able to attend. I feel bad (and kinda relief) for both Mrs Blutarski and Mrs Blutarski's mother.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

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I'm very sorry to hear this, although it sounds like he may have been suffering for a while. Prayers for him and your family.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (xp5SM)

187 Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

Hugs to you all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (yrZmO)

188 German troops can't go to Syria no budget for overtime hours.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (ZfRYq)

189 What will win the 2020 Olympics in Japan?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (G1gJe)

190 mannequins have bewbs

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But they're hard.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (UGqF8)

191 My condolences, Blutarski.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

192 I'm not touching Occam's razor. Who knows where he's used it.

Posted by: Zoolander at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (b38Vt)

193 189 What will win the 2020 Olympics in Japan?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (G1gJe)

Focus.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

194 modelo negras for everyone, on me.

Posted by: GertB at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (KdryZ)

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glug, glug, glug... otra cerveza, por favor.

and it's Negra Modelo, amigo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (NQJ+w)

195 speaking of cable cutting
anyone own their own modelm/router
hubby wants to buy rather than rent..

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (BJlbN)

196 kinny models, which resemble mannequins, are best for showcasing the clothing

Circular reasoning. Why are the mannequins skinny?

Because they view the figure of the teenage boy as ideal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F



dude, circular reasoning would be better than whatever you are using.

the designers do not select the mannequins the stores do.

do you find it more logical and less convoluted to go with there is some gay conspiracy to have their models and mannequins look like teen age boys than skinny models showcase the clothes better and are better for selling clothes to women?

simplest explanation is most likely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (MTjB1)

197 Hey, ya'll.

Sorry I didn't make the bachelor/bachelorette party for Shibozo last night. If either of you are here, congratulations to you, and may you have a long and happy life together.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (wHMIo)

198 Condolences Blutarski
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thanks to you all. It's Mrs Blutarski who is really thunderstruck. I really don't know what to do other than , well, you know. Tut, tut and all that.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (+Tibp)

199 3 hah..fashion pictures are just horrifying. On what planet, is wearing red shorts over a jacket considered fashionable?
Posted by: IC at February 17, 2019 09:32 PM (LJUs+)

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It isn't really fashion. It's them taking a dump on us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (t5m5e)

200 I'm tired of getting ripper off by Comcast and am just starting to fix what you just decided.

Looking at just a hi-speed internet connection, and then YouTube offers 60+ channels for $40 a month. Local stuff live, Foxnews, ESPN and ESPN2, and FS1 sports channels, TNT/TBS, and other stuff. 20 Mb download cable for $45 a month, no contract. Add the various taxes, and that is 50% savings off of Comcast.

Going to confirm this week.


I'm tired of getting ripped off by Comcast.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

----------------------

I'd check out Sling before going with Youtube. They don't have as many channels, but I believe they've got the ones you've mentioned, for a bit cheaper.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (8g9zh)

201 195 speaking of cable cutting
anyone own their own modelm/router
hubby wants to buy rather than rent..
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (BJlbN)

I own my router but rent the modem. Router is a Cisco I believe.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

202 I'm halfway through Part 5 of the BBC series, and I don't see any parallels to present-day America. Am I missing something?

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The way I see it, the similarity concerns the increasing polarization of the country caused, as I see it, by the increasingly radical policies of the left as they chase, but can never catch, the dragon of utopia which in turn causes the violent collapse of government and society. If I recall correctly, the fifth episode is about anarchists in Barcelona and Catalonia generally abolishing money, abolishing marriage and a bunch of other screwball; i.e., Seattle-like, crap at least until they were put up against the wall by the commies. Also, the basic denial of reality by the Republicans as, for instance, their militia troops would not obey orders unless the unit voted and approved the orders. Meanwhile, Franco is creeping ever closer.

Generally, the similarity is in our attempt to achieve our goals by using lawful, liberal democratic means such as voting and being frustrated by violent, unlawful, dishonest methods of our opponents which, I fear, may lead to a collapse of our system and a resort to war. If that occuts, then we'll see the abolition of money and other unicorn fart utopian disasters.

Payne's book covers this in much more detail and is not as left leaning as the series.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

203 Mazel tov CM!

119 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (0x00j)

204 modelo negras for everyone, on me.

Posted by: GertB at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (KdryZ)

----
glug, glug, glug... otra cerveza, por favor.

and it's Negra Modelo, amigo.
Posted by: redc1c4 at F




you guys with your open borders beer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

205 Mom's are worth a lot of money.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (ePWRo)

206 Thanks to you all. It's Mrs Blutarski who is really thunderstruck. I really don't know what to do other than , well, you know. Tut, tut and all that.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (+Tibp)

Give her a hug, hold her tight and tell her you love her and will be there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

207 and it's Negra Modelo, amigo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (NQJ+w)


Per das Wiki:

"First brewed in Tacuba, Mexico in 1925, Modelo Negra, formerly Negra Modelo, is a medium-bodied lager with slow-roasted caramel malts brewed for a rich, smooth taste. "

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (f3oO4)

208 195 speaking of cable cutting
anyone own their own modelm/router
hubby wants to buy rather than rent..
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (BJlbN)


I own mine. WOW gave it to me free and didn't charge rent on it. I kept it after I dropped cable.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

209 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (BJlb


Why rent?
They don't cost that much
And we are into our 7th year with it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

210 mom's on mars are worth about five times what they are here

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (MTjB1)

211 watching The Walking Dead - full of annoying new characters

That's reason #1 why I'm souring on the show. #2 is the lack of any new storyline with anything interesting to say.

And I missed pretty much all of last season's Fear the Walking Dead. Who cares anymore?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (7s3Gx)

212 119 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:02 PM (xp5SM)


-I love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, The A Team Leader at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (sy5kK)

213 206
Thanks to you all. It's Mrs Blutarski who is really thunderstruck. I
really don't know what to do other than , well, you know. Tut, tut and
all that.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:17 PM (+Tibp)



Give her a hug, hold her tight and tell her you love her and will be there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (PkVlr)

Yes, this.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (Wb0yh)

214 Hocus Pocus by Focus

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (G1gJe)

215 Here are the main cable over internet providers:

Sling
DirecTVNow
PlayStation Vue.

Compare the lineups and costs to fit your habits.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)

216 Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today.

My condolences to you and yours...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (7s3Gx)

217 @rodrigo hint if it's posted by ramondo it's bullshit.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:13 PM (ZfRYq)


It also becomes more trollspew to be shoveled into the ravenous furnaces of my Markov chain Troll-O-Matic. A few more tweaks, and we won't even need real live trolls any more. With the push of a button, Mr. and Mrs. Everyman can have comments indistinguishable from the real thing! The fully automated Troll of Tomorrow™!

https://stoatnet.org/ramondo.txt

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

218 Why rent?
They don't cost that much
And we are into our 7th year with it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

7th year of owning?

I'm just curious if the same kind will work with either comcast and verizon

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (BJlbN)

219 speaking of cable cutting
anyone own their own modelm/router
hubby wants to buy rather than rent..
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:16 PM (BJlbN)

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We bought our own. We do a separate modem and router. Comcast for internet, and it was pretty easy to set up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:21 PM (8g9zh)

220 Hey Captain W! Hope you're well.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)

221
I'd check out Sling before going with Youtube. They don't have as many channels, but I believe they've got the ones you've mentioned, for a bit cheaper.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (8g9zh)


Thanks, I will!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

222 210 mom's on mars are worth about five times what they are here
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:19 PM (MTjB1)


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Adam Smith's invisible pimp hand in action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 10:22 PM (UGqF8)

223 I binge watched Happy! over the weekend. Violent, dark comedy, and bizarre at times

Yin-Yang Asshole!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 17, 2019 10:22 PM (7s3Gx)

224 Substitute teacher was from Cuba. Kid was arrested for refusing to leave classroom when teacher didn't want the little asshole yelling at her anymore. But of course the kid probably will have a jackpot out of mess.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 17, 2019 10:22 PM (jUcoH)

225 I'm enjoying the show "Enlisted" but it only had one season before Fox -- get this -- cancelled it.

Keith David is The Man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 10:22 PM (kQs4Y)

226 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyg6zehp

https://tinyurl.com/y4zyl2or

https://tinyurl.com/y5gr9d2p

https://tinyurl.com/y6etv2hu

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2019 10:23 PM (0Ntuf)

227
mom's on mars are worth about five times what they are here
Posted by: yankeefifth


Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (aKsyK)

228 Thanks all for the kind words about the wedding. Her Mom hired a wedding planner, and it was a very good investment. She made it go flawlessly, although the 5 revisions of a 16 page agenda were pretty funny.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (xp5SM)

229 I'm your captain, who sang that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (G1gJe)

230 Because they are trying to sell clothes to women, so the model needs to be female.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:05 PM (0OWcv)

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This is the problem. The whole industry is too gay to make a nice product for ladies, and the men who admire them.

Gay men design the clothes, and then urban women who will never wear them promote them in fashion magazines whose photographers and bookers are gay.

They model the gay clothes on boyish models, and regular women see this and complain that they can never be so thin and narrow, and blame straight men for their unrealistic body image.

Straight men don't want you look like a gay little boy. We don't you to dress like one, either.

Gavin was totally right about this... the unfair body image thing is totally the fault of chicks and gays. None of the men you're trying to impress want you to look like this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (5aX2M)

231 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Mommas don't let you babies grow up to be Martians...

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (+Tibp)

232
I'm your captain, who sang that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Grand Funk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (aKsyK)

233 I'd check out Sling before going with Youtube. They don't have as many channels, but I believe they've got the ones you've mentioned, for a bit cheaper.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (8g9zh)


Thanks, I will!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

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They've got a deal where you pay for two months in advance, and get a free roku.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (8g9zh)

234 228 Thanks all for the kind words about the wedding. Her Mom hired a wedding planner, and it was a very good investment. She made it go flawlessly, although the 5 revisions of a 16 page agenda were pretty funny.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (xp5SM)

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Heh. Operation Barbarossa had fewer plans than my daughters wedding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (UGqF8)

235 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4blaggj

https://tinyurl.com/yxnr7nf2

https://tinyurl.com/y4k5g587

https://tinyurl.com/yyaqrknm

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (0Ntuf)

236 blaster 224 just showed the bullshiter is YOU.

Posted by: ramondo at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (nKe/S)

237 202
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)


Thanks, Anonosaurus Wrecks.

I loved the part where the anarchists said they abolished money, but then issued vouchers for hours worked that could be traded for goods.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

238 No One, thanks for the info to you too.
Votermom and Ladyl, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

239 215 Here are the main cable over internet providers:

Sling
DirecTVNow
PlayStation Vue.

Compare the lineups and costs to fit your habits.
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)



I cut the cord because I kept cable mainly for guests. I've never been a big TV watcher. So I got Direct TVNow, and have Amazon Prime, Netflix, HBO and a ton of other things.

I've never watched so much TV in my life.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

240 So Conseco wants to lead hunts for Bigfoot?
Ha.

Better I think would be to lead hunts for illegals crossing the border.
It's more fun when the target is real.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2019 10:26 PM (0tfLf)

241 I'm enjoying the show "Enlisted" but it only had one season before Fox -- get this -- cancelled it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 10:22 PM (kQs4Y)


Looks like it was also aired out of order, so... Fox show confirmed.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

242 229; original was grand funk. bill kristol did the remake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

243 Eh, I lean more towards the clothes need to look like they do when they're on the design paper or hanging on a hanger.

Most clothes look better on slender people, period.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (yrZmO)

244 Grand funk railroad

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (G1gJe)

245 Voter mom,

we just replaced a five-year old cable modem with our own, and, because we live in an apartment complex with at least 20 wifi users in my building alone I shelled out for the best multi-channel router we could afford. Worth every penny.
Both are made by Netgear in their Nighthawk series.
The cable modem will pay for itself in a year in monthly savings on renting.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (0x00j)

246 229 I'm your captain, who sang that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:24 PM (G1gJe)

Mark, Don, and Mel. GFR.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (sy5kK)

247 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2wdc53u

https://tinyurl.com/y6hjqfvf

https://tinyurl.com/yy6guhha

https://tinyurl.com/yyjjdfr3

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2019 10:28 PM (0Ntuf)

248 The feel good story unfortunately reminded me of one of the very few things I am in disagreement with Trump. His prison reform where it's alleged that there is an issue with disparate sentencing for African-Americans.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

249 Blutarski, my condolences to you and the Mrs.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 17, 2019 10:29 PM (wHMIo)

250 I have a small story about the "Sky is Falling" post above confirming it; I grew up in Western PA. Fairly rural for the most part. Strip mining is part of the landscape though. My Dad grew up somewhere between No and Where in a tiny little nothing town called Plain Grove. They started stripmining that area in the late 50s. It was active until the early 80s or so. It closed. The State of PA demanded the company fix the land. The company went all "uh,,we got bought out. talk to the new owners". There weren't any new owners. Anyway, it went into litigation hell and the land just went unused and ignored for 30+ years. A funny thing happened while the lawyers made bucks through litigation. That barren, stripped mined, damaged land started being taken over by nature. First were the weeds, then bushes, then trees, and now? You drive up in that area and it looks like nothing ever happened there. Basically, once man stopped messing with the land, it all came back anyway. I have a friend that hunts up there. The earth is much more resilient than most people think.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:29 PM (f1iI8)

251 I'm your captain, who sang that?

-
Grand Funk?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:30 PM (+y/Ru)

252 Canseco's agent sends me an email every once in a while to see if I want to book him for an event. His fee is pretty reasonable.

Posted by: The Hoser at February 17, 2019 10:30 PM (v3UCk)

253 BRAVE CAPTAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l94v8u1Cv_o

Posted by: fIREHOSE at February 17, 2019 10:30 PM (RZhb1)

254 I'm just curious if the same kind will work with either comcast and verizon
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (BJlbN)

The ISP will give you a list of what is acceptable.

I rent the modem, and own the router. When it was Time Warner it had to get replaced a lot, it free replacement with the renting. Since it's switched to spectrum I've had a lot less issues.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

255 Mark Farmer died, who else thought heavy started in the 60''s?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (G1gJe)

256 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Discipline is a breeze though. "No oxygen for you young man till you apologize!" However his IQ is nosediving.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)

257 248 The feel good story unfortunately reminded me of one of the very few things I am in disagreement with Trump. His prison reform where it's alleged that there is an issue with disparate sentencing for African-Americans.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 10:29 PM (2DOZq)



Given the unbelievable preferences given to minorities in the employment arena, I have to believe that minorities get preferential treatment in sentencing as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

258 Most haute couture runway clothes are not meant to be worn anymore anyway. Ya gotta look at rtw and resort shows for that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (yrZmO)

259 Night all. Be safe.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (0x00j)

260 Hey guy, wait up.

An elephant is warm and mushy.

Am I right?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (LWu6U)

261
Cary Grant was so cool he could talk like Cary Grant without sounding like a pretentious asshole.

That accent has a name, the Mid-Atlantic. It's an affected accent which used to be popular with the Northeast elite back in the day, but quickly feel out of favor after WWII.

Cary Grant is about the only one where it sounds natural to me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)

262 Canseco's agent sends me an email every once in a while to see if I want to book him for an event. His fee is pretty reasonable.
Posted by: The Hoser at February 17, 2019 10:30 PM (v3UCk)


His ball bouncing off his head and over the fence act is a riot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 10:33 PM (aS1PU)

263 261
Cary Grant was so cool he could talk like Cary Grant without sounding like a pretentious asshole.

That accent has a name, the Mid-Atlantic. It's an affected accent which used to be popular with the Northeast elite back in the day, but quickly feel out of favor after WWII.

Cary Grant is about the only one where it sounds natural to me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)


Hi Publius--I was always puzzled by that accent--almost British--favored by the film industry in the 30s and 40s. And now you've explained it!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 17, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

264 -
It should be easy for Canseco to hunt Bigfoot.
He just needs to wander around in the woods until he hears Bigfoot yelling STAAAYR-OIDS... STAAAYR-OIDS

Posted by: irright at February 17, 2019 10:36 PM (RVcmP)

265 So I'm watching the Andrew McCabe interview on 60 minutes.


Watching Scott Pele tossing softball after softball to McCabe and it just hit me the last time I saw that many softballs was when I was in coach-pitch in 1st and 2nd grade with my son.


It's harder than it looks to throw that slow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

266 Insomniac,

Hanging in there. Not much has changed since the last time I checked in. Work is crappy and I'm juggling bills trying to stay afloat. CW Jr. is all upset because some a-hole he works with (unjustly, IMO) wrote him up and he's in danger of getting fired.

But this, too, shall pass. Hopefully.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 17, 2019 10:36 PM (wHMIo)

267 thanks for the modem & router advice
so what Im understanding is it's beat to definitely buy our own router, and maybe our own modem (depending on provider)

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:37 PM (BJlbN)

268 I'm just curious if the same kind will work with either comcast and verizon
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:20 PM (BJlbN)

The ISP will give you a list of what is acceptable.

I rent the modem, and own the router. When it was Time Warner it had to get replaced a lot, it free replacement with the renting. Since it's switched to spectrum I've had a lot less issues.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 10:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

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I've got a Netgear modem, which seems to work with most ISPs (as I said, we've got Comcast, or Xfinity, or whatever they're calling themselves).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:37 PM (8g9zh)

269 Only Lemmy can rock, but that's just me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:37 PM (G1gJe)

270 50 I binge watched Happy! over the weekend. Violent, dark comedy, and bizarre at times.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
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I loved that show, and the sordid underbellies of sordid underbellies they plumbed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta



It's a sick, evil, twisted, amoral, TV show. I couldn't stop watching it. I hope they don't screw up the second season. The writing was solid in the first.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f1iI8)

271
oops

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f1iI8)

272 cuban sub teacher trump supporter who had boy arrested for not standing for pledge of allegiance for trump and told to back to africa.

Posted by: ramondo at February 17, 2019 10:39 PM (nKe/S)

273 Puddlegum, you're lucky the Barrel is still hungover fron the Shibozo shower

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:40 PM (BJlbN)

274 His accent was also aided by growing up in England, kind of a weird hybrid..

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:40 PM (yrZmO)

275 oops
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:38 PM (f1iI


Nice save

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

276 thanks for the modem & router advice
so what Im understanding is it's beat to definitely buy our own router, and maybe our own modem (depending on provider)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:37 PM (BJlbN)

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One other thing - some ISPs rent you a modem/router combo (one unit does both). If you use your own router, but still want to rent the modem, you may need to have the ISP put the modem in bridge mode (I think that's what it's called). This basically turns off the router piece.

I'd recommend getting your own modem, though.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 10:41 PM (8g9zh)

277 Puddlegum, you're lucky the Barrel is still hungover fron the Shibozo shower
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:40 PM (BJlbN)

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How was that? I missed it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:41 PM (xp5SM)

278 "Mid-Atlantic" was nearly identical to the Knickerbocker accent.It was FDR's pattern of speech. All the rich talked that way, once.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2019 10:41 PM (8ZmvG)

279 My favorate dead rocker is? ....

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (G1gJe)

280 >> I was always puzzled by that accent--almost British

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent

All the elite prep schools would teach it and Hollywood adopted it because it sounded sophisticated, but still could be understood by a general audience. There is also a possibility that this "nasal" tenor was better suited for the audio technology of the day.

FDR spoke with that, or something very close.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (f1Vqw)

281 The Walking Dead sucks now. More than before.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (+Tibp)

282 Mark Farner did not die, still alive. Drinking Modelo Negras while singing Inside Looking Out.

Posted by: GertB at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (KdryZ)

283 I thought the 11 year old attacked the teacher (according to her, and maybe she's a liar), I think that had more to do with his being arrested.
I can't see a cop arresting anyone for not standing for the anthem, let alone a child.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (yrZmO)

284 Cut up everything for wok-ing tomorrow.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (l9m7l)

285 Very sorry to hear that, Blutarski. Prayers up for the family.

Posted by: turambar at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (s2J6c)

286 280 My favorate dead rocker is? ....

Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)

287 De Blasio Says Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Didn't Understand Amazon Deal

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Yeah, Buck Tooth Barbie doesn't understand that it you shoot an arrow into the air it will call to Earth you know not where but, nevertheless, this annoys me. My guess is that Amazon was not to eager to submit itself to the rule of a dictatorial lunatic like Kaiser Wilhelm who might, oh, I don't know, raise the minimum wage to $50/hour.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (+y/Ru)

288 The Walking SWJs.

Posted by: literally serious at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (Rw8Ov)

289 >> My favorate dead rocker is? ....


Ike Turner.

Filthy guitarist and literally a hit machine.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (RZhb1)

290 @ Blutarski....


Sincere condolences, and support in prayer.

Drop a line if you need to bend an ear.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

291 My favorate dead rocker is? ....
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (G1gJe)


Stevie Ray Vaughn

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)

292 How was that? I missed it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:41 PM (xp5SM)


It's worth going back to read their stories. They have some good ones.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

293 My favorate dead rocker is? ....
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (G1gJe)

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)[


Strong choice.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

294 thanks for the modem & router advice
so what Im understanding is it's beat to definitely buy our own router, and maybe our own modem (depending on provider)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at February 17, 2019 10:37 PM (BJlbN)

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I used to buy modem/router combos, a very good one from Belkin was $100-150 bucks, with a lifetime warranty. I found it to be better than renting, but I was a techie type.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 10:46 PM (xp5SM)

295 Mark Farmer died, who else thought heavy started in the 60''s?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:32 PM (G1gJe)


Mark Farner is still alive and kicking, and GFR was formed in 1968. He still tours with his own band.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2019 10:47 PM (Z4rgH)

296 My favorite dead in rocker is Bruce Springsteen. OK, he's not actually dead but he's dead to me. That's right. He's been DeNiroed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (+y/Ru)

297 292 My favorate dead rocker is? ....
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (G1gJe)

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Posted by: DR.WTF



THIS!!!

https://youtu.be/wgIB1OL09H0

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (f1iI8)

298 >>Strong choice.


He couldn't go 1 Round with Ike.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (RZhb1)

299 Most clothes look better on slender people, period.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:27 PM (yrZm

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This is a critical flaw a lot of designers have, any type of designer. Clothes happen to be a really bad example, so let's run with that.

Your job, designing things, is to make things that appeal to people.

If your market is only very slim people, and the people who are only attracted to very slim people, then of course you should design for them. But you have to understand that's a very limited market.

Most people are of average height, weight, and build , by the very definition of "average."

There's a certain amount to be said about the aspirational nature of marketing. Everyone wants more than they have, or to be more than they are, and a good advertising campaign will take advantage of that.

But, at the end of the day, you have to go after your buyer, and I think women will eventually tire of the pressure to look like little gay boys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (5aX2M)

300 DR. WTF, I have been thinking of hiring Canseco to attend a baseball game with me and 99 other fans. Everyone gets an autograph and T-shirt.

Posted by: The Hoser at February 17, 2019 10:49 PM (v3UCk)

301 284 trump supporter cuban sub. teacher told the boy to go back to africa.

Posted by: ramondo at February 17, 2019 10:49 PM (nKe/S)

302 Lotta the shrewish wife types in old WC Fields movies, actors in the old bw monster movies, etc have that same accent. Definitely a thing of that era, and damned annoying to my ear.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:49 PM (yrZmO)

303 A proposal of nothing, listening to old acid rock, proto metal, and prog on YouTube, one of the best uses for it. Swedish band Baby Grandmothers is amazing. Even better knee deep in Beefeaters. Martini so dry, the vermouth is still in the bottle.

Pelley's 60 mins softballs were nauseating. Eagerly helping McCabe portray himself as a hero, working under incredibly stressful conditions. FU, asshole, sedition should be hard. Fun watching ol' Andy try to throw Rod under the bus, tho. Whatta tool.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 17, 2019 10:49 PM (spvoZ)

304 My favorite dead rocker?

The pinewood one that used to be on the front porch. Didn't last very long in the Galveston salt air.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

305 Stevie Ray Vaughn

THIS!!!

https://youtu.be/wgIB1OL09H0
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (f1iI


Yes. Thank you.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 17, 2019 10:50 PM (aS1PU)

306 Buck Tooth Barbie


Lol, my new fave nickname for Ms. Obviously-braindead.

Evening all.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 17, 2019 10:50 PM (gHyze)

307 Funny, my favorite dead rock star is Lady GaGa

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:51 PM (G1gJe)

308 297 My favorite dead in rocker is Bruce Springsteen. OK, he's not actually dead but he's dead to me. That's right. He's been DeNiroed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (+y/Ru)

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If we expand "dead" to include roaring assholes, then the field really opens up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 10:51 PM (UGqF8)

309 280 My favorate dead rocker is? ....
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:43 PM (G1gJe)


There's an awful lot of them, but Buddy Holly, I guess.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

310 My favorite dead rocker?

The pinewood one that used to be on the front porch. Didn't last very long in the Galveston salt air.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 10:50 PM (QzJWU)

LOL, I have a nice hickory one that should out last me.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 10:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

311 Got 2 sets from Procul Harum tonight. Never seen them before, very impressed

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 10:52 PM (PUmDY)

312 >>2 sets from Procul Harum tonight. Never seen them before, very impressed


Great band.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 10:53 PM (RZhb1)

313
To get the full snobbish affect of the Mid-Atlantic accent, you need to adopt "Locust Valley Lockjaw", or "boarding school lockjaw", where you hold you jaw muscles stiff.

This gives you the perfect pompous ass affect. Thurston Howell III caricatured this nicely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)

314 Puddlegum
The best example of the earth healing itself is the area devastated when Mt St Helens erupted.
It was a lunar landscape.
Then, within a year, fireweed started showing up. Willows, grass and weeds. The elk and deer came soon after.
It'll take a very long time to fully recover but it started soon agter the last lahars and pyroclastic flows ended.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 17, 2019 10:53 PM (vVLnV)

315 1. good thing for oscar wilde he was alive 100 years ago. today his witticisms would be buried in the 10's of thousands of sharp, sarcastic bon mots on the internet daily.

2. so, bob dylan and johnny cash were cis-gender heteronormative males. good to know.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 17, 2019 10:54 PM (Pg+x7)

316 Buddy Holly was only 22 when he died, and he had already put out a tremendous body of work. The whole course of music history might have changed if he had lived.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

317 This is a critical flaw a lot of designers have, any type of designer. Clothes happen to be a really bad example, so let's run with that.

Your job, designing things, is to make things that appeal to people.

If your market is only very slim people, and the people who are only attracted to very slim people, then of course you should design for them. But you have to understand that's a very limited market.

Most people are of average height, weight, and build , by the very definition of "average."

There's a certain amount to be said about the aspirational nature of marketing. Everyone wants more than they have, or to be more than they are, and a good advertising campaign will take advantage of that.

But, at the end of the day, you have to go after your buyer, and I think women will eventually tire of the pressure to look like little gay boys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at F




who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

318 Savages of WalMart:

Found a new t-shirt that someone used to blow their nose.

Ugh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2019 10:56 PM (PkIg+)

319 Anybody else watch the new "documentary" Journey through the icebergs on TWC?

I'm still trying to figure out what it is supposed to be about, except for the usual greenie platitudes.

Looked like a high school project that was not well scripted or filmed. They (as usual ) kept getting stuck or stopped by the ice and hoping that they didn't get stuck for the winter.

If the purpose was to show the artic was ice free they failed miserably.

Takeaway : The ice melts in the summer and freezes in the winter ... brilliant!

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 17, 2019 10:56 PM (FxJnm)

320 Funny, my favorite dead rock star is Lady GaGa
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:51 PM (G1gJe)

Lady Gag in my book.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 17, 2019 10:56 PM (gHyze)

321 280 My favorate dead rocker is? ....

Ronnie James Dio
Jon Lord


And "a propos", not proposal, earlier. FN autoeroticcorrection.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 17, 2019 10:57 PM (spvoZ)

322 "boarding school lockjaw", where you hold you jaw muscles stiff.

A side-effect of those long cigarette holders that look like the nozzle on a certain kind of hanging rubber bag once in wide use. Made of the same material, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2019 10:57 PM (8ZmvG)

323
who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one
Posted by: yankeefifth


Duluth Trading

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

324 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 10:48 PM (5aX2M)

Women who can afford to buy haute couture have always worked hard to remain skinny. They have pillows embroidered with sayings like "You can never to be too rich or too thin" and "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"
This is nothing new.

Runway clothes are hideous now compared to the classic days of the 40s and 50s (when designers were no less gay, I'm sure), but thin has always been a thing in contemporary times.
Now, the freak nowadays can't be compared to the likes of Dior, Givenchy, Valentino, etc in their heyday, that's for sure, and the 60s saw it get exaggerated.

Ballet is another industry where women are skinny as fuck. Ice skaters, gymnasts, most are probably anorexic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 10:58 PM (yrZmO)

325 315: Mt. St. Helen's was a natural disaster but good example. Another example is Cherenobyl; its a human made disaster and from what I have read. The forests have taken over, herds of various critters that I'm too lazy to look up have returned and so have packs of wolves. This is after the worst nuke plant disaster in history.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 10:59 PM (f1iI8)

326 The thing is that you couldn't possibly market to "average" people anymore, being that "average" people have decided to identify as Hutts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 17, 2019 10:59 PM (H5knJ)

327 I'm sorry, I have been informed that mark farmer is still alive. He didn't write Were and American did he?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 10:59 PM (G1gJe)

328 -
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who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one


Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:55 PM

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Hold one of our beers.

Posted by: Miller Lite (circa the 1980's) at February 17, 2019 10:59 PM (RVcmP)

329 MH,
Thanks for what you and the other COBs do. You folks, and Ace of course, keep this the best site on the web. Hope everyone has a good week.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2019 11:00 PM (bmdz3)

330

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)

And Miss Hathaway on Beverly Hillbillies!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:00 PM (yrZmO)

331 325. Don't runway models largely subsist on a diet of heroin and kleenex? Sad...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 17, 2019 11:01 PM (spvoZ)

332 MH,

Thanks for what you and the other COBs do. You folks, and Ace of
course, keep this the best site on the web. Hope everyone has a good
week.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2019 11:00 PM (bmdz3)


DITTO

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:01 PM (yrZmO)

333 who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one

Posted by: yankeefifth


C'mon, man.


https://tinyurl.com/y6rvo7jf

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 17, 2019 11:01 PM (8ZmvG)

334 who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one
Posted by: yankeefifth

Duluth Trading
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)

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Haven't really seen their commercials. Love their Firehose pants, though...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (8g9zh)

335
Ballet is another industry where women are skinny as fuck. Ice skaters, gymnasts, most are probably anorexic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Read, saw, heard, perhaps dreamt, a lot smoke to keep the weight off.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (LOq4H)

336 Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 17, 2019 11:01 PM (spvoZ)

And cigarettes and black coffee

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (yrZmO)

337 Puddlegum
Chernobyl is another good example. Although, while I've visited MT St Helens for hikes, and the visitor center and Johnson Ridge Observatory are great. I'm very sure I will not ever want to visit Chernobyl, or Fukishima for that matter.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (vVLnV)

338 This quote

Democrats are not afraid of national security or border security. Democrats have funded border security for decades." Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY)

Reminds me of what Mark Twain said : "I can quit smoking anytime I want to. I've done it a hundred times!"

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (xZjSg)

339 Locomotion was a hit, but stolen from a black girl groyp

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (G1gJe)

340 Read, saw, heard, perhaps dreamt, a lot smoke to keep the weight off.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (LOq4H)

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Second look at tapeworms?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:03 PM (UGqF8)

341 Ballet is another industry where women are skinny as fuck. Ice skaters, gymnasts, most are probably anorexic.


My sister and I went to see The Nutcracker ballet this past Christmas. It was at Warner Theater in DC and the DC Ballet troupe were the cast. I didn't see any anorexic types dancing around on stage. Every one of them looked athletic and very fit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (f1iI8)

342 Garrett, Grand Hotel is great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (PUmDY)

343 Thanks for what you and the other COBs do. You folks, and Ace of course, keep this the best site on the web. Hope everyone has a good week.
Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2019 11:00 PM (bmdz3)


Seconded.

And good night. You guys have a good week.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

344 Second look at tapeworms?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Heh, Aqua Teen Hunger force. The New Jersey diet.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)

345 Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:02 PM (LOq4H)

Not sure about the athletes, but the models and actresses sure do. Maybe the dancers, too, but they have to control their breathing so much, I wonder if they would want to.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (yrZmO)

346 Inbred ah's?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (xZjSg)

347 287 280 My favorate dead rocker is? ....

Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)

The Twenty-Seven Club.


also Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones (Stones), Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse.

Some years are tougher than others. Drugs don't help.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM (sy5kK)

348 > who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one


"Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy" are two different things.

Entirely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM (0OWcv)

349 And good night. You guys have a good week.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
Thanks hogmartin, you too!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM (Rz2Nc)

350
It is far better to own your own cable modem and router. I upgraded my modem to a DOCSIS 3.0 one a few months ago, so I could do IP6 and take advantage of the 200Mbps download speeds and 20Mbps upload.

My old DOCSIS 2.0 modem was grandfathered in, but was only capable of 30Mbps download, and couldn't do IP6 -- well, the system wouldn't provision it for IPv6.

When you own your own router,you can run custom firmware and all that and get a lot of complex functionality. I've got a Linkys WRT 3200ACM running the OpenWRT 18.06 firmware, and with that, it's as functional as a real router as opposed to the consumer grade stuff.

Now one caveat with the modems is if you get voice, phone over Internet, many ISPs make you rent their modem. That's the way Charter/Spectrum is here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 17, 2019 11:08 PM (f1Vqw)

351 blaster, thanks so much for the DirecTVNow tip!

Just signed up, and I think it solves 95% of the channel-surfing issues my Mom and I will both have.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2019 11:09 PM (miE9U)

352 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

yeah, that 27 thing is a little creepy.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:09 PM (LOq4H)

353 Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2019 11:05 PM (f1iI

Not saying they aren't fit; probably among the most fit athletes out there.... just saying most don't eat much. I saw the ribs, spines and sternums on every ballerina at the (very few!) premier ballets I ever went to.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:09 PM (yrZmO)

354 -
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Second look at tapeworms?


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:03 PM

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They're skinny enough, but I've never found one who could really work the catwalk. If you can get one to strut, I will sign them sight-unseen.

Posted by: Runway model scout at February 17, 2019 11:09 PM (RVcmP)

355 "Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy" are two different things.

Entirely.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F



so, you find hot bodied trannies that look like hot women attractive, even though you know they are hot bodied trannies and not women?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

356 Good evening,

Someone needs to send the greening of the earth article to AOC, not that it would make an impression.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (IDhUW)

357 > Most clothes look better on slender people, period.


Once again, "slender" and "78 pound heroin addict" are two different things. Entirely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (0OWcv)

358 I'm very sure I will not ever want to visit Chernobyl

A few years ago, the World Nuclear Association (people who run nuclear plants and their suppliers), had its annual meeting in Kiev, and everyone trooped off for a tour of Chernobyl.

It's useful to remind people who run nuclear plants what the stakes are.

Posted by: The ARC of History at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

359 ..."Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy" are two different things.

Entirely.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM (0OWcv)




Michael Moore is fat and ugly, and has the body of a teenaged boy.

Buried, I'm sure, but not in the crawlspace under the house.

Well, unless that "crawlspace" is the house sitting up on concrete pilings, 8 ft. above ground level.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (QzJWU)

360 349
"Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy" are two different things.

Entirely.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM (0OWcv)


In between those extremes are Sophia Loren and Christina Hendricks, and indeed, most women that men find attractive.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (sdi6R)

361 > so, you find hot bodied trannies that look like hot women attractive,

So, you enjoy moving goal posts?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (0OWcv)

362 Someone needs to send the greening of the earth article to AOC, not that it would make an impression.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

As soon as it comes out as a coloring book, that baby's in the mail!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)

363 -
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"Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy" are two different things.
Entirely.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:07 PM

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Well...

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at February 17, 2019 11:13 PM (RVcmP)

364 My favorite dead rocker.....

Amadeus

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)

365 Evening all. Got my daughter married off last night. The entire event went great, from Friday night rehearsal through the wedding. Not a hitch. I now am proudly a father in law.

I hope to someone with both X and Y chromosomes.

Are you still threatening the man that you have a shotgun, a shovel and acreage if he gets her knocked up?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at February 17, 2019 11:13 PM (lD3vL)

366 so, you find hot bodied trannies that look like hot women attractive,

So, you enjoy moving goal posts?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at F




same thing, why would gay men find skinny women attractive? they know that they are skinny women and not young boys so why would they find them attractive?

guessing you would not find hot trannies that resemble the hottest women attractive because you know that they are hot trannies and not women. why would you use different reasoning for gay men?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

367 who runs advertising with fat ugly people? no one
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

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Totally. Nobody wants to be fat and ugly. That's what I mean about the aspirational thing.

But, when an advertiser latches onto one, narrowly focused market (for instance: skinny, angular, and boyish, like the young men to whom he's deviantly attracted) he does so at the expense of the rest of his market, who look nothing like that... IOW, women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 11:16 PM (5aX2M)

368 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 11:11 PM (0OWcv)

Absolutely agree! I swear I'm not trying to argue with you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:17 PM (yrZmO)

369 A warning to Android users. Last night (during a wedding), my Google Pixel bricked itself. It would not turn off, kept restarting, but would not perform any phone functions as it kept giving me an "application processing error" anytime I tried to do anything with it. No apps would work, no phone, text or web service possible. A total nightmare at a really bad time.

Turns out that there are bad apps you can install. In this case, it was the Kayak travel app, the only new app I had on it. I had just installed it Friday to track incoming wedding guests flights.

Since it would not do cell data, I had to boot it into safe mode and connect to wireless service to get to the play store to uninstall it. It is fine now, but what a freaking ordeal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:17 PM (xp5SM)

370 You can buy a tapeworm in a pill to lose weight.

Posted by: literally serious at February 17, 2019 11:18 PM (Rw8Ov)

371 Rickl, slim Jim phantom has a very cool rockabilly set on underground garage. Just started

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:19 PM (PUmDY)

372 so, you find hot bodied trannies that look like hot women attractive, even though you know they are hot bodied trannies and not women?
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

When is a clit not a clit.... Asking for CrossFit frens.

Posted by: literally serious at February 17, 2019 11:20 PM (Rw8Ov)

373 I'm very sure I will not ever want to visit Chernobyl
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I don't want to visit Chernobyl, but I do think that nature has a way of cleaning up after mankind.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:20 PM (IDhUW)

374 You can buy a tapeworm in a pill to lose weight.

What's good enough for him, is good enough for me!

Posted by: Zombie Curly at February 17, 2019 11:20 PM (Tyii7)

375 I'm very sure I will not ever want to visit Chernobyl

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Mt. Everest on the Tibet side is also off the list.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:21 PM (UGqF8)

376 Town Without Pity right now

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

377 Mt. Everest on the Tibet side is also off the list.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at F


you would just be stealing watches an jewelry off of the frozen climbers anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

378 -
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When is a clit not a clit.... Asking for CrossFit frens.


Posted by: literally serious at February 17, 2019 11:20 PM

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When you offer it a ride, and in exchange, it gives you a pearl necklace.

Posted by: Eddy Murphy at February 17, 2019 11:22 PM (RVcmP)

379 Calm Mentor,
Congratulations on becoming a father in law. May their marriage be blessed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:23 PM (IDhUW)

380 wonder what a used rolex from mount everest goes for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

381 lel

Posted by: literally serious at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (Rw8Ov)

382 Calm Mentor,
Congratulations on becoming a father in law. May their marriage be blessed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:23 PM (IDhUW)

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Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (xp5SM)

383 ZERO interest in climbing Everest, but I would dearly love to see it in person. From a very safe distance. And not , apparently, from the Tibetan side!
Aren't most of the base camps even a bit of a haul to get to?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (yrZmO)

384 ...wonder what a used rolex from mount everest goes for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:24 PM (MTjB1)




The values were frozen at the time of loss.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (QzJWU)

385 Gymnasts and ice skaters definitely not anorexic. Once they quit competing they tend to blow up more often than not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

386 384 ZERO interest in climbing Everest, but I would dearly love to see it in person. From a very safe distance. And not , apparently, from the Tibetan side!
Aren't most of the base camps even a bit of a haul to get to?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

If I can't see it from the balcony of my 5 star hotel, I don't want to. lol

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 17, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)

387 I was watching some show on accents and why the American accent is so much different now than the English of the 18th century was being discussed and one of those accent guys kinda flipped the tables on the whole thing. He claimed our American accent is probably much closer to how English was spoken back then compared to how the English speak now, that their current accent is the one that has changed the most over the last 200 years. He used the Tangier Island dialect as an example, while it does sound different from most American accents, it doesn't sound anything like the current English accent.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2019 11:27 PM (4thlk)

388 Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:17 PM (xp5SM)

You didn't happen to put the phone in airplane mode? I only ask because my wife had jury duty Monday, and out in airplane mode and the thing took a dump.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

389 ZERO interest in climbing Everest, but I would dearly love to see it in person. From a very safe distance. And not , apparently, from the Tibetan side!
Aren't most of the base camps even a bit of a haul to get to?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (yrZmO)

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I did it a few years ago. I traveled from Lhasa to Kathmandu, and I spent a day at the Everest base camp on the Tibet side (now closed, apparently). 17,300 ft ASL. Stayed overnight in a yurt.

It was awesome. A peak travel experience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (UGqF8)

390 I have to say, whenever there is a 'tragedy' on Everest I am unmoved.

Those people get what they deserve for treating that place like a tourist destination.

Maybe if Castle Anthrax was up there I could muster a little interest in the summit.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (RZhb1)

391 Who is using Runaround Sue for ads now? I have heard it, but have not been paying much attention

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

392 I graduated from HS in LA and on a visit back there in the early 2010s I saw Jose Canseco in person at a hotel near my old home. Our cars were even parked next to each other *swoon* .... He does exist I'll testify!

With all respect to Muldoon, I'd really like to get to read some Conseku poetry again.......

Posted by: NC Ref at February 17, 2019 11:30 PM (KB3MD)

393 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

Well yes, because they start eating again. And not getting all that exercise, obviously. That darling little Russian (Ukrainian?) skater in the red coat from the last Olympics quit the sport altogether because of anorexia.

But point taken, anorexic was not my best choice of wording, since that tends to be a life long struggle.




Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:31 PM (yrZmO)

394 ...You didn't happen to put the phone in airplane mode? I only ask because my wife had jury duty Monday, and out in airplane mode and the thing took a dump.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)



If your phone is in airplane mode, does it ask you about gladiator movies and Turkish prisons?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 11:31 PM (QzJWU)

395 What happened is that apparently when we stopped criminalizing homosexuality, that opened a flood gate of an attack on normals by them and the left.

Hate to say it but that seems to be where it all starts. That in turn gave H'Wood permission to put more and more unmanly things on TV and film which was then imitated by the young as being edgy and cool.

It's not edgy and cool. It's perverted and anti civilization.

and as it and it's influence has increased so has the civilization declined.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 17, 2019 11:32 PM (9RkRx)

396 I did it a few years ago. I traveled from Lhasa to Kathmandu, and I spent a day at the Everest base camp on the Tibet side (now closed, apparently). 17,300 ft ASL. Stayed overnight in a yurt.

It was awesome. A peak travel experience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (UGqF

You climbed Everest or visited the base camp? My wife used to climb.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

397 I don't mind people doing crazy risky things though I don't like paying to resume them.

Having a personality to do crazy and risky things is how we built this country.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (2DOZq)

398 You didn't happen to put the phone in airplane mode? I only ask because my wife had jury duty Monday, and out in airplane mode and the thing took a dump.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

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Nope. If you put it in airplane mode, it will not do anything data or cellular related. I used to travel a ton, and am very familiar with that function.

This was a case of one bad app, Kayak, phuching up the phone OS. Once I killed it, all was well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (xp5SM)

399 someone needs to file a Habeas Corpus on her behalf.

Pics or it never happened.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2019 10:01 PM (NQJ+w)


File a notice of concern and request for a welfare check with Senior and Disabled Services.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (mUa7G)

400 Resume = Rescue

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (2DOZq)

401 Ed Driscoll at Instapundit mentions Ace's rant on Kaboom.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/322055/#respond

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (rnAwa)

402 If your phone is in airplane mode, does it ask you about gladiator movies and Turkish prisons?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2019 11:31 PM (QzJWU)

I'm not certain I could put my phone in airplane mode if my life depended on it. But funny movie.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

403 The Weiner is out! Tony 'Dick-Pic' Weiner has been sprung from the slammer. And since his political career is kaput, and he's too fucking stupid to #LearnToCode, here's an idea for a new trade --

BTO -- Tramp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awGJYtVb420

Quarters? Dimes? Damn this song is old.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 17, 2019 11:35 PM (Z4rgH)

404 You climbed Everest or visited the base camp? My wife used to climb.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

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I went to the base camp. I hiked from about 16,800 ft to 17,300 in frigid weather. I didn't climb Everest.

Climbing hasn't been permitted from the Tibetan side for years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:35 PM (UGqF8)

405 Here is an anecdote about how the left is making kids crazy. Someone posted that a kid of an employees friend got in a fight with parents and then called 911 and said she was suicidal. Getting a mental hold is the in thing in the kid's circle. I just cannot even.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (jUcoH)

406 Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (RZhb1)

I don't feel sorry for them at all, I usually think good for them, they died doing what they'd dreamt of. Certainly not tragic.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (yrZmO)

407 Nope. If you put it in airplane mode, it will not do anything data or cellular related. I used to travel a ton, and am very familiar with that function.

This was a case of one bad app, Kayak, phuching up the phone OS. Once I killed it, all was well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM (xp5SM)

OK, her phone would no longer accept her code, she ended up doing factor reset and restoring everything.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

408 391
I have to say, whenever there is a 'tragedy' on Everest I am unmoved.



Those people get what they deserve for treating that place like a tourist destination.



Maybe if Castle Anthrax was up there I could muster a little interest in the summit.

Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM (RZhb1)

The irrumatio is breathless.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (8iiMU)

409 You climbed Everest or visited the base camp? My wife used to climb.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)



Yeah. I climbed Everest. With your wife who used to climb. Who I slept with.... It's much easier cheaper and safer to lie about it than actually do it....

Posted by: John Lovitz at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (KB3MD)

410 Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2019 11:27 PM (4thlk)

Many moons ago, I knew people from the Outer Banks and Ocracoke Island back when it was far more isolated. They were perfectly understandable, but I always thought their speech was closer to Elizabethan English, but not modern UK English.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (f3oO4)

411 I'm not certain I could put my phone in airplane mode if my life depended on it. But funny movie.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:33 PM


Surely, you can't be serious.

Posted by: Ted Striker at February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (zCabI)

412 Locomotion was a hit, but stolen from a black girl groyp
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Carole King?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (4bd7D)

413 It's not edgy and cool. It's perverted and anti civilization.
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And this perfectly describes the "outfit" on the bottom right hand picture! Blech!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:38 PM (IDhUW)

414 The southern accent is a derivative of the upper English class accent. Or so I've read.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:39 PM (2DOZq)

415 I had no idea that I was missing so much fun by not having a 'smart phone'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2019 11:40 PM (4bd7D)

416 I went to the base camp. I hiked from about 16,800 ft to 17,300 in frigid weather. I didn't climb Everest.

Climbing hasn't been permitted from the Tibetan side for years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:35 PM (UGqF

ok, great trip and life experience. Not sure where my wife was climbing (wasn't my wife then) but some of the more interesting places were Russia, Turkey, and Guatemala. Maybe you'd know where she might have been.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

417 Generally it is considered that colonial accents are far more conservative about changing than the "home" accents.

At least this is the take on Spanish accents in the new world. And Ladino.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2019 11:41 PM (mUa7G)

418 Hey, CM... congrats on being a FiL.

Sorry about the dowry, though... no one likes to give up a single head of cattle, and with a fine lady such as your daughter it was probably closer to fifty head + land + blankets + two large tents.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 11:41 PM (5aX2M)

419 two fists of vine and going nowhere. Funny that Dion has been married for 59 plus.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:41 PM (PUmDY)

420 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:29 PM
Freaking amazing. I am envious. 17,000 plus feet is base camp? That is just... wow. Never been any higher than the ski resort in Dillon CO and I think that's around 13000, and I was sure not at the summit.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:42 PM (yrZmO)

421 Surely, you can't be serious.
Posted by: Ted Striker at February 17, 2019 11:37 PM (zCabI)

I'm serious, and don't call me Surely.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

422 Something about Little Eva

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

423 Yeah. I climbed Everest. With your wife who used to climb. Who I slept with.... It's much easier cheaper and safer to lie about it than actually do it....
Posted by: John Lovitz at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (KB3MD)

She wasn't my wife then, but she still laughs at your tiny dick. Lol

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:44 PM (Rz2Nc)

424 You can take Everest seriously and still get killed. Bad luck alone can kill you. And once you get in the death zone, the air/altitude alone can adversely affect decisionmaking. It's just plain dangeous. I'm in no shape to be mountain climbing, but I get the allure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 17, 2019 11:44 PM (H5knJ)

425 My Sundays feel like Sundays from my school days lately. That's not really the young feeling I would have picked.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:44 PM (2DOZq)

426 Hey, CM... congrats on being a FiL.

Sorry about the dowry, though... no one likes to give up a single head of cattle, and with a fine lady such as your daughter it was probably closer to fifty head + land + blankets + two large tents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2019 11:41 PM (5aX2M)

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Thanks my man. That dowry would have gone to her Mother anyways. No means here. She paid for the whole gig.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:45 PM (xp5SM)

427 Things discovered by the fire.Before you start: stop.
No worrying.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2019 11:45 PM (l9m7l)

428 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:39 PM (2DOZq)

My theory has always been that it's what happened when the British accent lived in the Southern heat and humidity for awhile.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:46 PM (yrZmO)

429 "but I always thought their speech was closer to Elizabethan English, but not modern UK English."


I think that was the point he was trying to make, we all just assume it was our accent that changed the most but if we could travel back in time to say the founding of our country, the English spoken then, even by the English, would sound much more like we sound now than what's heard in modern England.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2019 11:46 PM (4thlk)

430 406 Here is an anecdote about how the left is making kids crazy. Someone posted that a kid of an employees friend got in a fight with parents and then called 911 and said she was suicidal. Getting a mental hold is the in thing in the kid's circle. I just cannot even.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 17, 2019 11:36 PM (jUcoH)
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If I had teens in this day and age, they would not have phones. All information is available, even promoted, and kids are too vulnerable.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

431 Alexandra Occulted-Cortex wants to eliminate 99% of cars with internal combustion engines. I want to ask her how one qualifies to be in that 1%. I am certain she would never answer but the reaction to the question would be interesting.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 17, 2019 11:48 PM (tjr3U)

432 Not a mountain climber of any kind, but I am not sure why Everest is getting covered in trash. 3 hefty bags, a toboggan, some kind of low temperature duct tape, and kick that shit downhill.

Posted by: Downcast at February 17, 2019 11:50 PM (PfsUK)

433 The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
https://tinyurl.com/ybkot2vq

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at February 17, 2019 11:51 PM (0QYMt)

434 The Elizabethan accent is also thought to be close to the speech patterns up in the mountain areas of the Southeast, the more hillbilly twang as opposed to the slower drawl. What happened when the Scots and Irish accents lived in the heat for awhile.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2019 11:51 PM (yrZmO)

435 433 Not a mountain climber of any kind, but I am not sure why Everest is getting covered in trash. 3 hefty bags, a toboggan, some kind of low temperature duct tape, and kick that shit downhill.
Posted by: Downcast

We see a problem with your plan.

Posted by: People at the bottom at February 17, 2019 11:51 PM (LOq4H)

436 Calm Mentor, I hope you got a job. Why has it taken so long?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

437 Freaking amazing. I am envious. 17,000 plus feet is base camp? That is just... wow.

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Yeah, I had never been anywhere close to that altitude outside of an airplane. I spent four days above 16,000 ft. I was really worried about AMS because there's no way to predict whether you'll get it. I did fine, except for some headaches, but a few people on my 23-person group were really struck down by it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2019 11:52 PM (UGqF8)

438 Alexandra Occulted-Cortex wants to eliminate 99% of cars with internal combustion engines. I want to ask her how one qualifies to be in that 1%. I am certain she would never answer but the reaction to the question would be interesting.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 17, 2019 11:48 PM (tjr3U)

When they babble about Medicaid for all, I want a reporter to ask if that includes you.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 17, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

439 What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:53 PM (2DOZq)

440 I'm in no shape to be mountain climbing, but I get the allure.
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I enjoy mountain climbing, but most any mountain will do, just getting away from civilization for a bit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:53 PM (IDhUW)

441 What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at F




air or water?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

442
Who is using Runaround Sue for ads now? I have heard it, but have not been paying much attention
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Applebee's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 11:54 PM (aKsyK)

443 "What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?"

I'd say pretty much anyone you trip and fall off of...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 17, 2019 11:56 PM (7s3Gx)

444 When they babble about Medicaid for all, I want a reporter to ask if that includes you.
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And all government employees, politicians.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:56 PM (IDhUW)

445 -
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What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at F


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If I were you, I would not mount Lorena Bobbitt.


Posted by: J.B. at February 17, 2019 11:57 PM (RVcmP)

446 Calm Mentor, I hope you got a job. Why has it taken so long?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 17, 2019 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

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Thank you. I wish I had an answer to that question. I no input from potential employers.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 17, 2019 11:58 PM (xp5SM)

447 What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at F
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Mt. Death Valley

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2019 11:58 PM (YvUf/)

448 Lorena Bobbitt.


Posted by: J.B. at F


when surprise anal goes wrong

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 17, 2019 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

449 The southern accent is derived from a combination of slave english and lower class white english. The Planter class never spoke with a southern accent.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2019 11:59 PM (vzk+c)

450

They came covered in blue paint, donning red and white hats, nearly 3,000 in all. Their goal was simple: To break the world record for the largest group of people dressed as Smurfs.

The group Dä Traditionsverein organized the event in Lauchringen, Germany on Saturday near the border with Switzerland. They had strict rules: in order to be counted, participants couldn't show any non-blue skin. They could dress as Papa Smurf — with his trademark red cap and a white beard — or Smurfette, with blonde hair and a white skirt or dress. Normal smurfs were OK, too — but some characters, like the evil wizard Gargamel, were strictly off limits.

The group posted on Facebook that 2,762 Smurfs showed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)

451 What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:53 PM (2DOZq)

Maybe somewhere in Redrock, just a wild ass guess.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

452 I find that male model picture absolutely horrifying.

It's like the point of the outfit is to humiliate the model. The designer must be some type of perverted sadist.

Posted by: Emmie at February 18, 2019 12:01 AM (4HMW8)

453 And all government employees, politicians.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 17, 2019 11:56 PM (IDhUW)

Exactly.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

454 What type of conveyance is occasional cortex using on her NGD road trip??

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:02 AM (vzk+c)

455 Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2019 11:59 PM (vzk+c)

Well, no, but their descendants certainly developed one. I doubt anyone back then had what we would call a Southern accent. I always figured the Founders had accents much closer to English than anything we have now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:03 AM (yrZmO)

456 452 What is the most dangerous mountain under 2500 meters?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 17, 2019 11:53 PM (2DOZq)

Maybe somewhere in Redrock, just a wild ass guess.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

Mt Washington in New Hampshire.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:03 AM (2DOZq)

457 US President Donald Trump has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for his diplomatic outreach to North Korea, Trump revealed during a press conference at the White House on Friday.

Trump said Abe had shown him a copy of a five-page letter he sent to 'the people who give out a thing called the Nobel Prize,' according to wire reports. "He said, 'I have nominated you . . .' or 'Respectfully, on behalf of Japan, I am asking them to give you the Nobel Peace Prize,'" Trump said.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3vvztmr

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:04 AM (mUa7G)

458 Mt Washington in New Hampshire.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:03 AM (2DOZq)

You're joking, that climb ends in a parking lot.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

459 The southern accent is derived from a combination of slave english and lower class white english. The Planter class never spoke with a southern accent.
Posted by: Archer
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Opinions abound. Many say Scottish. That has considerable substance her in NC. LOTS of Scots immigrated. Consider Scotland County, Robeson County. Flora McDonald did not come here for no reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:06 AM (YvUf/)

460 MH, do you listen to ug on Sirius/xm? Great stuff

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

461 455 What type of conveyance is occasional cortex using on her NGD road trip??
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:02 AM (vzk+c


If she does things the Democrat way, she will have a large tour bus drive around to all the stops while she takes a separate chartered jet.

Posted by: Emmie at February 18, 2019 12:06 AM (4HMW8)

462 You can get a sticker saying my my car climbed Mount Washington.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

463 Not in my experience.

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:07 AM (vzk+c)

464 456 Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2019 11:59 PM (vzk+c)

Well, no, but their descendants certainly developed one. I doubt anyone back then had what we would call a Southern accent. I always figured the Founders had accents much closer to English than anything we have now.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:03 AM (yrZmO)

I made a very simple statement but it's origin is really , really complicated. And even the 'southern' accent is split into various regions. I stand by what I said but again..complicated.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

465
Brit actors can do Southern accents very well. Many Hollywood attempts at it are a joke, but I've heard Brits who could do them flawlessly.

One such actress was a guest on Jay Leno many moons ago and demonstrated. She could do a Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, etc, getting the differences just right.

An example of "Old Southern" or something that derives from it is the Charleston (S.C) and Savannah accents. They used to have a very different accent that didn't sound Southern at all.

The reason was back in Colonial days these were the port towns which maintained much closer ties with the British tongue.

The Charleston accent is dying out and is blending in with the surroundings now. To get a classic, non-corrupted example, you need very old speakers.

The non-rhotic Southern accents are also disappearing. R dropping will be gone after a few generations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

466 463 You can get a sticker saying my my car climbed Mount Washington.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

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"My car climbed Mt. Washington and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 12:08 AM (UGqF8)

467 You can get a sticker saying my my car climbed Mount Washington.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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There wasn't one for my motorcycle.

I was impressed by the building with the chains holding it down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (YvUf/)

468 My car climbed Mt. Washington and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 12:08 AM (UGqF

And one pissed off wife cause we did it the hard way.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (Rz2Nc)

469 Mt Washington is supposed to be the windiest place in America, or has the record for strongest wind or something. My Yankee friends always bring it up when I laugh at the little hills they call mountains.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (yrZmO)

470 so, who here thinks it is a good thing to warm your car up when it is very cold our for a few mins.


when it is cold, below 30f, we let it run for five mins before driving.

was googling whether or not it was a good thing to do, the first five or so links to articles were from bbc, npr, washington post, everyone of which said it was a bad thing. so, given their leaning I am going with it is a good thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

471 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

Talk about not sounding Southern at all, there is an area of New Orleans whose residents sound like Bostonians or New Yorkers. Very odd accent.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:11 AM (yrZmO)

472 The highest mountain I have ever been on is Hidden Peak - Snowbird, Utah.

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:11 AM (vzk+c)

473 456 Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2019 11:59 PM (vzk+c)

Well, no, but their descendants certainly developed one. I doubt anyone back then had what we would call a Southern accent. I always figured the Founders had accents much closer to English than anything we have now."

Actually it's the English accents that have changed. The various dialects present in 19th century America reflected the regions of England where most English speaking residents originated from. Even today, if you travel in Yorkshire, you notice that the Yorkshire accent sounds almost American, and is very different than the London accent, which is what is on the BBC. (A whole lot of Yorkies moved here)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 12:11 AM (V2Yro)

474
I'm going to take Miley downstate and let her hear the low county accent here in SC. We're sort of in a different enclave here in the Upstate. We just need to go about 50 miles south and the difference will be noticeable.

R-dropping was a common feature, but again, that's disappearing rapidly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 12:12 AM (f1Vqw)

475 If you go by the number of deaths . I don't think they count any cars that died.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

476 The Charleston accent is dying out and is blending in with the surroundings now. To get a classic, non-corrupted example, you need very old speakers.
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True, and more's the pity. One is probably more likely to hear a yankee accent in Charleston than the real thing.
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I made a very simple statement but it's origin is really , really complicated. And even the 'southern' accent is split into various regions. I stand by what I said but again..complicated.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Accents in western NC, and eastern NC are quite different.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:13 AM (2qPhT)

477 sigh, snowbird, one of my favorite places ever. would like to spend every weekend skiing alta, sleeping at snowbird.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

478 so, who here thinks it is a good thing to warm your car up when it is very cold our for a few mins.


when it is cold, below 30f, we let it run for five mins before driving.

was googling whether or not it was a good thing to do, the first five or so links to articles were from bbc, npr, washington post, everyone of which said it was a bad thing. so, given their leaning I am going with it is a good thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

Not sure about if its good for the car or not, used to be yes, then no.I remote start me car until it's warm for me, never had a repair bill because I do this.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)

479 Hope everyone has had a good weekend and relaxing tonight.


Dead rocker I would most like to see? Hmm. I have a list of artists, really.

Rich Mullins, Keith Green, Chris Cornell, Freddie Mercury, Tom Petty.


Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:14 AM (s2J6c)

480 was googling whether or not it was a good thing to do, the first five or so links to articles were from bbc, npr, washington post, everyone of which said it was a bad thing. so, given their leaning I am going with it is a good thing.
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Going with the opposite of MSM is a good strategy. I like,to warm up the car enough to defrost the windshield.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:15 AM (IDhUW)

481 Mt Washington is supposed to be the windiest place in America, or has the record for strongest wind or something. My Yankee friends always bring it up when I laugh at the little hills they call mountains.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (yrZmO)

If you've never been, you'll have a good laugh going thru Texas Hill Country. More like speed bumps.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 12:15 AM (gHyze)

482 I made a very simple statement but it's origin is really , really complicated. And even the 'southern' accent is split into various regions. I stand by what I said but again..complicated."

I used to be able to do almost all of them, can still get pretty close. North Carolina is the most grating - "ye heah me???"
Georgia's easy to remember by pronouncing the state Jaw-ja". North Louisiana and Mississippi are similar to each other, actually much milder than the Carolinas and Georgia, and Southern Louisiana is all Thibodeaux and Boudreaux country. Texas is it's own thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 12:16 AM (V2Yro)

483 The Phil Spector Dion album is awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 12:16 AM (PUmDY)

484 If you go by the number of deaths . I don't think they count any cars that died.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

True, either carelessness or free climbers.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

485 I'm thinking warming up the car is all about the viscosity of the oil.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:17 AM (2DOZq)

486 so, who here thinks it is a good thing to warm your car up when it is very cold our for a few mins.


when it is cold, below 30f, we let it run for five mins before driving.
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I call it a bad idea. It conveys a sense that the car is warmed up, it isn't.

Transmission, shocks, differential, suspension components are all still cold.

Moreover, those corrosive exhaust gases are busily condensing in the exhaust system, rather than been exhausted.

Just drive below 30 mph for 1/2 hour or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:17 AM (2qPhT)

487 Skied Alta and Snowbird all through college - as my grades reflected every winter quarter. When I was attending the U, I think student season passes were 125/season for 20 days of skiing. Man, I miss those days.

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:18 AM (vzk+c)

488 so, who here thinks it is a good thing to warm your car up when it is very cold our for a few mins.

when it is cold, below 30f, we let it run for five mins before driving.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)


It warms faster if you drive it. The manual says to start driving. Everybody says it's fine.

Putting it in gear or releasing the parking brake with the idle still above 1,000 just feels wrong and gives me an OCD twinge. So I don't do it.

I think it's different with a diesel though, I used to have a diesel Jetta that wouldn't warm up no matter how long you let it run, you just had to start driving it.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 12:18 AM (t+qrx)

489 rit actors can do Southern accents very well. Many Hollywood attempts at it are a joke, but I've heard Brits who could do them flawlessly.

Posted by: publius


Except for the fact that you're only hearing the best of the best there. Those that can't get curbed by their agents and quick.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 12:18 AM (0ogxh)

490 And, no the reverse isn't true.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 12:19 AM (0ogxh)

491 I don't know about 5 full minutes, but we let ours warm up a minute or two. 5 minutes if it's around zero, maybe. If Thor ( who is a SoCal native) remembers, he will let it run til the heater has warmed up the inside of the vehicle for me.
Why do they think it's bad?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:19 AM (yrZmO)

492 rit actors can do Southern accents very well. Many Hollywood attempts at it are a joke, but I've heard Brits who could do them flawlessly.

Posted by: publius
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The other way round, not so easy.

Posted by: Andi MacDowell at February 18, 2019 12:21 AM (ZMWtN)

493 If you've never been, you'll have a good laugh going thru Texas Hill Country. More like speed bumps."

But the Devil's Backbone is a good ride.

My wife still hasn't forgiven me for taking her down the Salt River Canyon in Arizona, starting at Roosevelt Dam. It's not just that it's still a gravel road, or that it's one lane most of the way (if you meet someone coming the other way, somebody has got to back up a long ways) No, the worst part is that for most of the way, the only thing between the your car door and a 200 foot steep vertical drop is a little 18" gravel berm. And the roads narrow enough that the person sitting in the passenger seat, if you 're going downstream, can see straight down that 200 foot drop the whole time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 12:21 AM (V2Yro)

494 Also, UK actors at least have a sense how accents vary.

Even then the BBC ignores all variations for ... reasons.

LOOKING AT YOU 'SHETLANDS'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 12:21 AM (0ogxh)

495 will let it run til the heater has warmed up the inside of the vehicle for me.
Why do they think it's bad?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Because the car isn't warmed up, just the water and interior. All of the other mechanicals and suspension bits are stone cold.

Posted by: Andi MacDowell at February 18, 2019 12:23 AM (ZMWtN)

496 I don't know about 5 full minutes, but we let ours warm up a minute or two. 5 minutes if it's around zero, maybe. If Thor ( who is a SoCal native) remembers, he will let it run til the heater has warmed up the inside of the vehicle for me.
Why do they think it's bad?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F



they mostly think it is bad for the environment. they mostly make the argument that fuel injected engines do not benefit from having time to warm as much as engines with carburetors do so start the car and drive. even the libs articles concede that driving the car too hard for 10 or more minutes after starting cold would be very bad for the car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

497 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 12:16 AM (V2Yro)

Elijah Woods best role is The War. I don't know what region of accent he was doing , but it seemed damn good for a kid to be doing.

Also is there anyone here from West Virginia because I need to know if that was the worst accent ever by Jodi Foster in Silence of the Lambs. It was very distracting to me it seemed so put on.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:24 AM (2DOZq)

498 Lord I need to go to bed, I see you wrote below 30, not 30!
I don't see how it's any worse than idling in a drive thru line or something, regardless of whether it's as efficient as driving to warm it up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:24 AM (yrZmO)

499 Moki Dugway in Utah, try it, it's fun.

Posted by: GertB at February 18, 2019 12:24 AM (KdryZ)

500 Drive the Bearthooth highway if you want the scare the beejesus out of your wife in the passenger seat.

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:24 AM (vzk+c)

501 so, who here thinks it is a good thing to warm your car up when it is very cold our for a few mins.

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I think it's a great thing.

But unfortunately I'm always so far behind that I'm usually trying to look through the tiny sliver of windshield that is actually defrosted or have my head hanging outside the window with a cigarette dangling out of my mouth and a cup of coffee in my hand trying not to spill it as I head down the driveway hoping I'm not late for work.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:25 AM (6a9Py)

502 when 30 or lower we give it five minutes, with the heater off but seat heater on for Mrs.YankeeFifth or the dog and then drive it very gently for 10 more minutes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

503 I think the highest point I have ever been is a dormant volcano in Tenerife (Canary Islands). The peak was 12,000 ft more or less but the viewing area was below that. Took one of those sheltered lifts to get to the top so I wasn't climbing it. Don't remember much detail wise. It was a while ago (30 years?). I do remember it was WAY above the cloud layer, I had trouble breathing, and I was REALLY hung over. I probably shouldn't have drunk so much the night before. Booze was cheap on the Canary Islands.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 18, 2019 12:26 AM (f1iI8)

504 when 30 or lower we give it five minutes, with the heater off but seat heater on for Mrs.YankeeFifth or the dog and then drive it very gently for 10 more minutes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

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No smoking the tires then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 12:26 AM (UGqF8)

505 Beartooth

Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2019 12:26 AM (vzk+c)

506 there's a good civil war diary (authentic) by a soldier from a Kentucky Regiment that fought for the South. (Kentucky was split) Called "Company Aytch", being the way the men of his unit pronounced "Company H."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2019 12:26 AM (V2Yro)

507 Lord I need to go to bed, I see you wrote below 30, not 30!
I don't see how it's any worse than idling in a drive thru line or something, regardless of whether it's as efficient as driving to warm it up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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It's easy...ALL of the operating components and fluids should be brought to operating temperature before being stressed. That does not happen sitting in the driveway.

Posted by: Andi MacDowell at February 18, 2019 12:26 AM (U7Mh9)

508 lol, never remove more snow than absolutely necessary to drive. get some snow off the windshield, side windows and go. like to have lots left for when we get to the freeway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

509 Because the car isn't warmed up, just the water and interior. All of the other mechanicals and suspension bits are stone cold.
Posted by: Andi MacDowell at February 18, 2019 12:23 AM (ZMWtN)


Am I supposed to build a fire under it like a T-34 on the German front, or just garage it until Spring like a Tesla?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mUa7G)

510 wrong Mark Farmer./..

the GFR is still rocking

https://markfarner.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 12:27 AM (NQJ+w)

511 No smoking the tires then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at F




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (MTjB1)

512 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

Yea well, fuck that noise, the environment is too busy trying to kill you at 30 below to even notice your car is running.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (yrZmO)

513 Am I supposed to build a fire under it like a T-34 on the German front, or just garage it until Spring like a Tesla?
Posted by: Kindltot
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Go with the T-34 option

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (U7Mh9)

514 509 lol, never remove more snow than absolutely necessary to drive. get some snow off the windshield, side windows and go. like to have lots left for when we get to the freeway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

You haven't had fun until you have to scrape off the inside of your windows as you're driving.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (2DOZq)

515 I think it's a great thing.

But unfortunately I'm always so far behind that I'm usually trying to look through the tiny sliver of windshield that is actually defrosted or have my head hanging outside the window with a cigarette dangling out of my mouth and a cup of coffee in my hand trying not to spill it as I head down the driveway hoping I'm not late for work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:25 AM (6a9Py)

Exactly, if you don't let it warm up, how do you see out the frosted over windshield.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (Rz2Nc)

516 Yea well, fuck that noise, the environment is too busy trying to kill you at 30 below to even notice your car is running.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F



lol!

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:29 AM (MTjB1)

517 Am I supposed to build a fire under it like a T-34 on the German front, or just garage it until Spring like a Tesla?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:27 AM (mUa7G)

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Blazing fire of glorious anti-facsist ardor was all fire needed to start T-34 on Russian front, comradeski.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 18, 2019 12:29 AM (UGqF8)

518 Exactly, if you don't let it warm up, how do you see out the frosted over windshield.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (Rz2Nc)


Pissing on the windshield is a field-expedient defrosting technique.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 12:30 AM (t+qrx)

519
Yea well, fuck that noise, the environment is too busy trying to kill you at 30 below to even notice your car is running.
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At that point we are praying for global warming.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:30 AM (IDhUW)

520 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 12:24 AM (2DOZq)

My Daddy was from Mingo Co West by God Virginia and while I didn't see the movie I can assure you Ms Foster fucked the accent up. Nothing against her, they all fuck it up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:31 AM (yrZmO)

521
British accents are a piece of cake.

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at February 18, 2019 12:31 AM (f1Vqw)

522 Pissing on the windshield is a field-expedient defrosting technique.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 12:30 AM (t+qrx)

Thenyou just have frozen piss on your windshield blocking your view. I hate that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

523 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:30 AM (IDhUW)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:32 AM (yrZmO)

524 Exactly, if you don't let it warm up, how do you see out the frosted over windshield.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:28 AM (Rz2Nc)

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One year I bought de-icer to run through the window washer fluid.

But given my description of how most of my wintery mornings go, I'm sure you can guesstimate how many times I've properly planned that out in advance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:33 AM (6a9Py)

525 Exactly, if you don't let it warm up, how do you see out the frosted over windshield.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Scraper.

But seriously, if you want to wait for that go ahead, but don't drive away as though 'the car is warmed up'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:33 AM (4bd7D)

526 I will point out that I have remote start in my Impala.

I was unaware that I was damaging my car engine and support by using it.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mUa7G)

527 Scraper

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Yeah, that's work too.

UnfortunatelyI never have one of those either, although I have used a CD jewel-case on numerous occasions, because I'm a damn fool!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:36 AM (6a9Py)

528 Scraper.

But seriously, if you want to wait for that go ahead, but don't drive away as though 'the car is warmed up'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2019 12:33 AM (4bd7D)

That just refreezes, on the inside and out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 12:37 AM (Rz2Nc)

529 I will point out that I have remote start in my Impala.

I was unaware that I was damaging my car engine and support by using it.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:35 AM (mUa7G)


My dad had remote start on his 1982 Mazda 626 and that thing ran for about 300,000 miles.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 12:37 AM (t+qrx)

530 UnfortunatelyI never have one of those either,
although I have used a CD jewel-case on numerous occasions, because I'm a
damn fool!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:36 AM (6a9Py)


Using the mouth of a pint-sized plastic peanut butter jar works surprisingly well, since it also keeps your fingers away from the scraped off frost.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:38 AM (mUa7G)

531 Putting in an early prayer for my neighbor and friend D.L., who is to undergo a triple bypass Monday. He's not yet 50. Married, father of four, oldest is 18. Too good a guy to lose.

I'll send an update for the Wednesday prayer thread.

Posted by: Weak Geek at February 18, 2019 12:38 AM (e8MoS)

532 I have two putty knives in my truck.

A flwi one for getting the windor unfrozen, and a non-flexi one for scraping the smallest piece of the winshield possible.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 12:40 AM (RZhb1)

533 Wtf is gentle driving?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:40 AM (yrZmO)

534 Atl folks, los Lobos are playing City Winery Friday and there are still some seats left. Incredible live band

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

535 Wtf is gentle driving?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F



very gently accelerating, getting comfortable with having everyone honking at you and making rude gestures while you drive 30 in a 45 zone, things like that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

536 Using the mouth of a pint-sized plastic peanut butter jar works surprisingly well, since it also keeps your fingers away from the scraped off frost.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2019 12:38 AM (mUa7G)

.....

My "driveway" is about a quarter mile long before it hits a gravel county road.

I once drove my Bronco 2 in reverse all the way to the county road because the rear defrost cleared off the rear window quicker than my car could defrost the windshield and I was late for work.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 12:41 AM (6a9Py)

537 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 18, 2019 12:15 AM (gHyze)

Well, compared to, say, Borger, it's pretty hilly!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:42 AM (yrZmO)

538 sigh, snowbird, one of my favorite places ever. would like to spend every weekend skiing alta, sleeping at snowbird.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:13 AM (MTjB1)



Pretty sure the highest I've ever been is the top of Regulator Jackson or whatever the summit there is called now. Think it was pushing 12,000 ft. In whiteout conditions! Snowbird is my favorite skiing place even better than Mammoth.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 18, 2019 12:43 AM (KB3MD)

539 Wtf is gentle driving?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F


you meant in an automotive sense right? otherwise it starts with gently grabbing her ankles or slightly between her thigh and knee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

540 For DL,
May his doctors be skillful, the nurses compassionate, and his recovery rapid and complete. May he and his family turn to God at this time and be comforted by His peace.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

541 Pretty sure the highest I've ever been is the top of Regulator Jackson or whatever the summit there is called now. Think it was pushing 12,000 ft. In whiteout conditions! Snowbird is my favorite skiing place even better than Mammoth.
Posted by: NC Ref at F




very nice. we used to fly out of laguardia in the morning and be on snowbird by noon. the altitude change was noticeable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

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Posted by: Uncle Saul's Hate Crime Emporium at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (LMcFk)

543 I'm back.

Oh brudder. I went nutz tonight with my new delicious spicy steak recipe and ate 1 1/2 pounds of filet tonight for dinner, no sides.

I feel like I should rechristen myself "Diamond Jim qdpsteve."

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (miE9U)

544 Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:41 AM (MTjB1)

My God, these people. Fucking idiots.
Thor's iceback kinfolk in northern NoDak leave their cars running when they go out to supper or whatever if it's really cold.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (yrZmO)

545 gentle but insistent might be a better way to say it

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (MTjB1)

546 I had to look and double check. Highest point I've ever been to was Long's Peak out in Estes Park, CO. Beautiful area. It actually snowed and sleeted on us - in early August. Down in the valley was partly cloudy and 70 - low 80ish.

Saw a few cyclists wiped out getting medical treatment. I guess they came down too fast? They were a right mess.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:47 AM (s2J6c)

547 My God, these people. Fucking idiots.
Thor's iceback kinfolk in northern NoDak leave their cars running when they go out to supper or whatever if it's really cold.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at F




lol, icebacks

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

548 I think Long's Peak is 14k and some change? Not sure how high we actually were but we drove all the way up it. Really pretty but extremely cold. I was the smart one - I wore jeans that day. Everyone else shorts and T shirts.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:48 AM (s2J6c)

549 About 3-4 years ago there was a super long jpg posted in one of the ONT's. IIRC it was a cat(?) & it scrolled on and on and on, etc. Is there a link to it (or the ONT thread?)

Thanks in advance if anybody remembers it!

Posted by: The Last To Post at February 18, 2019 12:50 AM (76hLH)

550 Posted by: Uncle Saul's Hate Crime Emporium at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (LMcFk)

LMAO!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:52 AM (yrZmO)

551 I'm gonna drive you, softly
I'm gonna drive you gently
I'm gonna accelerate sweetly
I'm gonna steer you discreetly....

Posted by: Tenacious D at February 18, 2019 12:52 AM (6a9Py)

552 I remember the long cat...but don't know how to find or link to it. It was funny.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:53 AM (IDhUW)

553 Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:47 AM (s2J6c)

Welcome back!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:53 AM (yrZmO)

554 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 12:46 AM (miE9U)

Now see, I never feel the urge to doctor a filet up. Never even occurred to me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:54 AM (yrZmO)

555 550 Wasn't it Maet that posted the Long Cat? That was hilarious. Bout wet my britches. I tried to explain and show friends but they just didn't see the humor. I about died that night.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:54 AM (s2J6c)

556 >>Posted by: Tenacious D at February 18, 2019 12:52 AM (6a9Py)



But then...

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 12:54 AM (RZhb1)

557 Well, grey boxfriends, good night.
Play nice, have fun.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 18, 2019 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

558
If I were POTUS for 48 hours, I would be out of NATO, the UN and Syria so fast.......


Hah! Try telling that to (turncoat sonfabitch) Little Ronnie Johnson!!

Posted by: Lurk at February 18, 2019 12:55 AM (SrXLO)

559 >>I never feel the urge to doctor a filet up.


Dr. Kosher Salt and show that thing a picture of a grill.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 12:55 AM (RZhb1)

560 554 *waves to Tammy*

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 12:55 AM (s2J6c)

561
I always drive gently in cold weather until the temp gauge starts to move. Then I slowly pick up to normal driving.

I've noticed some of these loathsome little bug cars, green vehicles or what-not, that will actually turn the engine off when the car is stopped, and recrank when you depress the accelerator to start off.

Fuck that shit. That's a demonstartion of the green > engine life philosophy. A lot of choices they make are governed by that and federal regulations mandating it. Like 5W-20 motor oil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 12:56 AM (f1Vqw)

562 I'm gonna truuuuuck you haaard
Hard

Posted by: Tenacious D at February 18, 2019 12:56 AM (6a9Py)

563 Posted by: Weak Geek at February 18, 2019 12:38 AM (e8MoS)

Prayers up. He is so lucky they caught it... when you're that young, it's often fatal and you never even knew you had a problem. Strictly genetic, too, not much he could have done differently.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 18, 2019 12:56 AM (yrZmO)

564 don't get excited, don't say a word
nobody noticed, nothing was heard
it was committed discreetly
it was handled so neatly
and it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

break all the records
burn the cassettes
I'd be lying if I told you
that I had no regrets
there were so many mistakes
and what a difference it makes
but still it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

I said it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

don't look now but you have changed
your best friends wouldn't tell you

now it's apparent
now it's a fact
so marshal your forces for another attack
you were so young and naive
I know it's hard to believe
but now it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

no, it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

what has it cost you
what have you won
the sins of the fathers are the sins of the sons
it was always within you
it will always continue
and it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know
I said it shouldn't surprise you at all
you know

Posted by: Billy Joel at February 18, 2019 12:57 AM (miE9U)

565 Tammy, I admit I like things spicy and salty.

Posted by: Billy Joel at February 18, 2019 12:57 AM (miE9U)

566 Oops, off Piano Man sock.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 12:58 AM (miE9U)

567 Liberal douche or no...Jack Black gets many kudos for Fuck Her Gently and really that entire 1st Tenacious D album and Tour.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 12:58 AM (RZhb1)

568 I (heart) The Nylon Curtain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 12:58 AM (miE9U)

569 Garrett, are you a contractor?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:00 AM (PUmDY)

570 Got a few stereo components back from my tech, today.

Listening to The Mighty Lemon Drops on an old Nakamichi Tape Deck right now. Nothing fancy, like a Dragon, but still a nice little tape deck.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:00 AM (RZhb1)

571
Wtf is gentle driving?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Little old man with a hat on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2019 01:01 AM (aKsyK)

572 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 12:56 AM (f1Vqw)

Are you talking about gold carts? Because that's what gas golf carts do, not like those candy ass electric golf carts.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 01:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

573 Contractor, like Builder or contractor like Independent Contractor?

But, no. My father was.

If you mean IC as far as guiding goes, I was. But I am not guiding anymore.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:02 AM (RZhb1)

574 garrett, oh man.
I so wish I had gotten a decent deck back in the 80s. There's some Technics models I'd still like to have.

Is there a catalog of Technics models anywhere, that lists the features of each model? I remember they made one that had Dolby B, C, HX Pro, *and* dbx. That was the one I really wanted, and I'd pay to have a used one in good condition today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:03 AM (miE9U)

575 >> Fat and ugly" and "has the body of a teenage boy"

No, dinky little cars. A while back I was at a red light and heard this dinky little thing crank itself sitting next to me when the light changed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 18, 2019 01:03 AM (f1Vqw)

576 night

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)

577 Evening, Horde.

Hope all's well with y'all. Perhaps I'll read upthread, and perhaps even the contents. Or perhaps not.

Just bought tix for Average Wife and me to see Mark Knopfler in Santa Barbara in September. The show's nearly sold out so I had to get two seats separated by four seats. Hopefully I'll be able to convince the interfering foursome to shift over one seat so AW and I won't have to yell back and fourth to each other.

Anyway, stoked. Was not a huge concert-goer in my youth so this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see one of my favorite musicians. Judging from recent vids, Knopfler's still got it.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2019 01:04 AM (LMcFk)

578 I meant independent

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:04 AM (PUmDY)

579 highest place i've been on foot was Mt Whitney. 10, 448', iirc. did the peak twice in about 6 weeks, back in the 90's.

i'm reading "Into Thin Air" right naow, about the 1996 Everest expositions that went pear shaped.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 01:06 AM (NQJ+w)

580 >>Is there a catalog of Technics models anywhere, that lists the features of each model?


There are a bunch of sites that cater to vintage gear enthusiasts. Also some pretty big Taper Forums.

There's a Tascam Broadcast Deck FS over in Eastern WA that I want to buy...one of my dream decks.

Those last 2 years of production, when HX-Pro and DBS were available in a 3-Head unit are the ones to own. Sony, Technics, Phillips, Aiwa and Nak all made decks with those features. Right before they didn't make any decks ever again.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:06 AM (RZhb1)

581 Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2019 01:04 AM (LMcFk)

I hope you have a great time!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 01:07 AM (Rz2Nc)

582 Evening AG.

Posted by: Tenacious D at February 18, 2019 01:08 AM (6a9Py)

583 vintagetechnics is a list of just about everything they ever made. With links it looks like.

Probably best to just hit up the 'Best Tape Decks Ever Made' Thread at SHForums.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:08 AM (RZhb1)

584 580 Isn't there a movie based on that book as well?


I am going to the library and bookstore tomorrow to see what amuses me. I am trying to write so my reading has been almost ground to a halt.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 01:08 AM (s2J6c)

585 Damn it, off School of Sock

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 01:08 AM (6a9Py)

586 garrett, yeah, it's frustrating you can't get a deck with Dolby or dbx anymore.

This kind of interests me...

https://www.zzounds.com/item--TASCDA580

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:09 AM (miE9U)

587 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 18, 2019 01:10 AM (Rz2Nc)

588 Here you go. Lots of great info and eye candy in this Thread:

https://tinyurl.com/yyh3jbrj


Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:10 AM (RZhb1)

589 Garrett. jack of all? Great AC/DC song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:11 AM (PUmDY)

590 garrett, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:12 AM (miE9U)

591 >>This kind of interests me...


You want a nice, simple deck?

I have a bunch of them around. No 3-Head DBX units.
But I have more than a couple nice 2-Heads that you can have for the cost of shipping and the repair tag (usually 45-55).
Harmon Kardon, Yamaha, maybe even a Denon or two?

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:13 AM (RZhb1)

592 garrett, could you email me a list?
Thanks so much!!
A Yamaha would especially interest me. I always had a thing for them for some reason.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:14 AM (miE9U)

593 See Hodgetwins on Twitter tonight:
"We were walking home from McDonald's when 2 transgenders jumped from behind bushes shouting "This liberal country" they women now but they beat the hell out of us with 12 inch black dildos and then gave us facials by squirting astroglide lubricant in our faces but our Big Macs R ok."
LOLOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 18, 2019 01:14 AM (NMAzL)

594 Dad was an incredible Carpenter. So were two of my uncles.

Gramps was a Stone Mason.

Uncles who were Plumbers and Electricians.

I was unpaid labor for all of them from 12-20.

Learn a lot shit that way.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:15 AM (RZhb1)

595 A Canadian youth hockey team forfeited the rest of its season this week following social media backlash and death threats after a video surfaced of players dancing to music from an indigenous electronic group led to accusations they were mocking indigenous culture.

An uproar ensued last month when a video showing players dancing to the song "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red made the rounds on social media.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

Isn't an "indigenous electronic group" the worst sort of cultural appropriation? Fuckers didn't even have candles until the white man came.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:15 AM (nPGq2)

596 Here we go!

https://tinyurl.com/y5jr5zl2

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:17 AM (miE9U)

597 I have a Yamaha KX-250 that is immaculate. Just got back from the Spa.

My Tech has a Yamaha 3 Head he just finished up with, too.
But he'll want to get his value out of that unit.

I am just happy to know someone who actually would want one to use.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:17 AM (RZhb1)

598 Garrett,

IIRC you fly fish, right? Were you a ff guide?

Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2019 01:17 AM (LMcFk)

599 596 I was just reading about that and had to walk away from the keyboard. Good lord. Everything is racist!

We live in stupid times. I am getting to the point where I just don't want to hear any news. It's all so full of jackholes and jackassery.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 01:18 AM (s2J6c)

600 Ha!

That's Steve's. I was listening to it about 3 hours ago!

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:18 AM (RZhb1)

601 garrett, do your Yamahas need repairs or are they still in working condition?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:18 AM (miE9U)

602 garrett, it has everything I want. 3 heads, dbx and the entire Dolby line.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:19 AM (miE9U)

603 Yep - Oar Monkey. For 15-20 years or so.

Also, did a lot of commercial tying.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:19 AM (RZhb1)

604 Here's "Electric Pow Wow Drum" by electronic group A Tribe Called Red:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3U0z64_m4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at February 17, 2019 09:43 PM (kQs4Y)

Circles wagons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:19 AM (nPGq2)

605 Grand Funk Railroad 1969

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:20 AM (Tjrtw)

606 AKAI 10 inch reel to reel, auto reverse towers, FTW.

The high end AKAI cassette decks were the bomb, too. I had a bench-matched pair of single cassette drive decks, as "dual-drive" systems were pretty much "pro-sumer" grade, at best.

That said?

The high end of the Technics line was some of the best of the era, too.

Technics was the high end of the Panasonic factory. Sadly, the Panasonic ethic eventually pulled Technics down into the morass, and smothered 'em to death.

And if I'm not mistaken, the JC Penny's "MCS" line, was a store-labeled run of lower-end Technics systems, hybrid-ized for the Penny's consumer.

Late '80s, through mid '90s "Pro-Sumer" audio gear, was some of the most bang for the buck in the stereo arena, ever.

Not the "best". True audiophile gear is the stuff of blondes with store bought tits, and bankruptcy.

But that era's higher end "Pro-Consumer" lines.... absolutely slaughter most of what's on today's market, which masquerades as "audio" equipment.

It's a research and self-education driven market, to buy wisely. But it's possible, available and affordable.

Frustrating, fun and fulfilling, too.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2019 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

607 >>it has everything I want. 3 heads, dbx and the entire Dolby line.


Well, I can vouch for the Tech. Steve at Sventech is about as good as they get.

That unit just had a new Reel Motor installed and he's been going over it for the last 2 weeks to make sure it is running perfectly.

My deck is NOT that swank. But it is fully serviced by Steve.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:20 AM (RZhb1)

608 Jim, what's funny is, today Panasonic is a great maker of prosumer 4k videocameras.

And, I love open-reel decks too. Only problem is, I can't find recording tape for them anywhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:21 AM (miE9U)

609 garrett, maybe I should make the investment then. Sounds like it's good as new. Thanks for the tip. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (miE9U)

610 They might as well be the proclaimers going 500 miles

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (Tjrtw)

611 Awesome. Might hit you up for advice/commiseration once the season starts and I can hopefully make it out to mountains. Been a few years & I'm a bit rusty.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (LMcFk)

612 >>AKAI 10 inch reel to reel


I have a nice Akai R2R downstairs.

And I also have a Pioneer 9000 unit sitting in a friend's house over by Great Falls.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (RZhb1)

613 >>garrett, maybe I should make the investment then. Sounds like it's good as new.


The guts are.
There were a few marks on the top of the case, IIRC. But I don't recall there being ANY damage to the faceplate.

If you decide you want to take the plunge on that unit, you should let me know and I can give you his phone #. Great guy.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:24 AM (RZhb1)

614 garrett, will do, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:25 AM (miE9U)

615 New remake of manchurian candidate coming soon.

Posted by: ramondo at February 18, 2019 01:25 AM (nKe/S)

616 613 >>AKAI 10 inch reel to reel


I have a nice Akai R2R downstairs.

And I also have a Pioneer 9000 unit sitting in a friend's house over by Great Falls.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (RZhb1)

Have you replaced your 8 track tapes yet?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 01:26 AM (2DOZq)

617 You'll thank me for that ear worm later. Da da lat ta

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:26 AM (Tjrtw)

618 Very likely, if she had a big chunk of her lung taken out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 17, 2019 10:03 PM (0OWcv)

At the very least, they'd have to keep her gills moist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:27 AM (nPGq2)

619 there's a good civil war diary (authentic) by a soldier from a Kentucky Regiment that fought for the South. (Kentucky was split) Called "Company Aytch", being the way the men of his unit pronounced "Company H."
-----
He was a Tennessean. Sam Watkins.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 18, 2019 01:27 AM (Hx3Yn)

620 We're doing reel to reel tonight?

Very cool.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 18, 2019 01:28 AM (0bu2O)

621 Posted by: ramondo at February 18, 2019 01:25 AM (nKe/S)

Can't believe your mom lets you stay up this late on a school night or is she out with one of your 'uncles' again?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 01:28 AM (2DOZq)

622 Elvis channel is playing Gospel Elvis.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:29 AM (PUmDY)

623 I think I deleted my cuckold and erotica folder.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 18, 2019 01:30 AM (Rw8Ov)

624 I would walk 500 miles

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:30 AM (Tjrtw)

625 highest place i've been on foot was Mt Whitney. 10, 448', iirc. did the peak twice in about 6 weeks, back in the 90's.
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Whitney is 14,000 and change.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 18, 2019 01:30 AM (Hx3Yn)

626 Mrs Blutarski's father passed away today. Don't know how many Lil Blutarskis will be able to attend. I feel bad (and kinda relief) for both Mrs Blutarski and Mrs Blutarski's mother.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 17, 2019 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

Condolences to you and the Mrs., sir.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:31 AM (nPGq2)

627 ...And I also have a Pioneer 9000 unit sitting in a friend's house over by Great Falls.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:22 AM (RZhb1)



Pioneer "Flouroscan" rack-mount components of the early '80s, were some of the most gorgeous components ever sold to the mass market.

Bested ONLY by the Sansui G series of Silver Face systems of the '70s and very early '80s.

Few years back, I reluctantly sold a G-5500 with dual digital and analog displays. The cost to re-cap and update the thing exceeded the actual sale value, by a LOT.

Damn shame.

Needed the funds, more than I needed to hang on to the powerhouse receiver.

Fully reconditioned, that's a VERY pricey unit, indeed.

They're like Doritos though. Some idiot is always selling something way the hell under market, 'cause they don't know what they've got.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2019 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

628 >>Whitney is 14,000 and change.


He has big feet.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:32 AM (RZhb1)

629 Hell, I'd sing in a foreign accent, for 500 miles

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:32 AM (Tjrtw)

630 >>Pioneer "Flouroscan" rack-mount components of the early '80s, were some of the most gorgeous components ever sold to the mass market.


Yeah, they are nice gear and all cool blue lights!

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:33 AM (RZhb1)

631 How Great Thou Art!!!!!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:34 AM (PUmDY)

632 Hell, I'd sing in a foreign accent, for 500 miles
----
I've sung in a foreign accent for money.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 18, 2019 01:34 AM (Hx3Yn)

633 I love those Late 70s Blackface Sansui Units, too!

Posted by: Governor Northam at February 18, 2019 01:34 AM (RZhb1)

634 Couple of mikes to Graceland

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:34 AM (Tjrtw)

635 Then sings my soul...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 01:36 AM (6a9Py)

636 Way up in the Middle of the Air!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 01:36 AM (PUmDY)

637 Bananas, Apple's. Elvis doesn't care, he told me

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:38 AM (Tjrtw)

638 If you had the turn tables with those bad boys you could make some money since records are the current old school fad. Or is that what that the foreign language you guys were talking about?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at February 18, 2019 01:39 AM (2DOZq)

639 Nothing wrong with this little Nak.

Sounds sweet.

Sam Cooke doing Ain't That News right now. Sounds perfect.

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:40 AM (RZhb1)

640 If you had the turn tables with those bad boys you could make some money since records are the current old school fad. Or is that what that the foreign language you guys were talking about?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Bueller, bueller?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 18, 2019 01:41 AM (0ogxh)

641 How's that sing go? It always rains in Southern California

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:42 AM (Tjrtw)

642 I loved the part where the anarchists said they abolished money, but then issued vouchers for hours worked that could be traded for goods.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

Which is exactly what the big mining and logging companies did back in the days of the robber barons: issued scrip that could be turned into goods at the company store.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:42 AM (nPGq2)

643 AOP, yup.
I think the movie Matewan had to do with that a bit...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:43 AM (miE9U)

644 >>How's that sing go?


'Hates California
It's too cold and it's damp'

Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2019 01:45 AM (RZhb1)

645 So if got a group together to kill auto correct, are you with me?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:45 AM (Tjrtw)

646 garrett, she musta been thinking of SanFran :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 01:46 AM (miE9U)

647 cuban sub teacher trump supporter who had boy arrested for not standing for pledge of allegiance for trump and told to back to africa.
Posted by: ramondo at February 17, 2019 10:39 PM (nKe/S)

You say that as though there were something wrong with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 01:47 AM (nPGq2)

648 If you are in the mood for a little gospel, I always love this little angel. Beautiful voice, so sad she was murdered by some psycho.

I always wonder how her father must feel, as a father myself. Must be gut-wrenching and haunt him all the time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RzseOqwn8oo

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2019 01:49 AM (6a9Py)

649 Say, i could have aCuban sandwich bout now

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 01:57 AM (Tjrtw)

650 649 Pretty song, lovely voice. I read up on her since I'd not heard of her. What a horrible death.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 02:01 AM (s2J6c)

651 Its raiining

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 02:02 AM (Tjrtw)

652 Working tomorrow, so off to the snoozer, alas.

Wintertime bonus of quality old Silver Face audio.

Enjoy your music, lower your furnace bill.

'Cause that old shit did run hot, didnit!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite horde!

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2019 02:03 AM (QzJWU)

653 was googling whether or not it was a good thing to do, the first five or so links to articles were from bbc, npr, washington post, everyone of which said it was a bad thing. so, given their leaning I am going with it is a good thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 18, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

Of course it's a good thing. Gets the oil moving in the engine, and also warms up the transmission, which is important. And gets some heat to the interior and the defrosters, too. Five to ten minutes, if you can spare the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:09 AM (nPGq2)

654 Elvis was and still is amazing

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 02:09 AM (PUmDY)

655 Good night folks. Have a good day tomorrow. Enjoy it if you are off.

Posted by: turambar at February 18, 2019 02:14 AM (s2J6c)

656 I admit, I was disappointed when I found out Jussie had planned that hoax all along. I was hoping it was just good old fashioned late night cornholing. I mean, it would have sucked that he lied to cover it up, but that's at least human.

Plotting out a hate hoax is evil.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2019 02:16 AM (ykYG2)

657 The inch of hail I got six hours ago is still on my deck. For an area that sees snow once a decade, that's cold.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 18, 2019 02:17 AM (ju9gW)

658 Because the car isn't warmed up, just the water and interior. All of the other mechanicals and suspension bits are stone cold.
Posted by: Andi MacDowell at February 18, 2019 12:23 AM (ZMWtN)

As indeed they are if you simply start the engine and drive off. But if you let the engine warm up, at least the transmission will be warmed a little, because the transmission oil cooler is in the radiator (in most rigs), and churning the oil in the torque converter warms it a little, too.

And by letting the engine run until the windows are at least partly clear, you have the advantage of setting out on your journey in a warm car, with enough visibility to prevent destroying the car, and yourself, in a wreck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:19 AM (nPGq2)

659 Gracious, Bridge Over Troubled Water!!!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 02:21 AM (PUmDY)

660 Plotting out a hate hoax is evil.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 18, 2019 02:16 AM

It's also nonsensical. What was his motive? Attention? You can buy plenty of attention for $7000. Did he really think this was a good way to "come at 45 and his supporters hard"? And now he's going to drag out the lie like George Costanza in the Hamptons? And what will the Chicago PD do then? And what exactly are the producers of Empire supposed to do with him now?

What a fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 18, 2019 02:21 AM (ju9gW)

661 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2019 02:21 AM (miE9U)

662 Late to the partee
Anyone who has a Roku firestick can get any streaming service. AND watch TV channels that are broadcast (all the networks, plus PBS and tons more "under-channels") simply by switching inputs with your TV remote by pressing the Source button.

I have all the broadcast channels via good old fashioned rabbit ears antenna; Sling TV with ESPN 1,2,3 and 27 other a la carte cable channels (you choose); and Netflix streaming and DVD. Sling is just $30/month and works great, even for the national college football championship and super heavy viewer traffic. I love it.
Also with the Roku you can watch Youtube and a bunch of other internet "content channels," too many to name.

My only frustration is that Netflix has drastically reduced the number of classic movies that you can see. Some are only on DVDs, but there are a lot of great ones, even Academy Award winners, that they don't carry at all. A classic movie service would fill that gap.
Total is about $47/month, which includes the Netflix.

Posted by: Beverly at February 18, 2019 02:29 AM (XNWfY)

663 My fiendishly clever television viewing scheme is to simply not have a television at all. So I don't need an antenna, or cable, or satellite, or Roku, or any of that other crap. And, get this: Zero dollars per month. Cheap at twice the price!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:39 AM (nPGq2)

664 Long Black Limousine is rad

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 18, 2019 02:41 AM (PUmDY)

665 Zero dollars per month. Cheap at twice the price!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:39 AM (nPGq2)


Canadian or American dollars?

Posted by: RickZ at February 18, 2019 02:42 AM (Y8PSl)

666 Canadian or American dollars?
Posted by: RickZ at February 18, 2019 02:42 AM (Y8PSl)

That's the beauty of it! At zero dollars a month, it could be Zimbabwe bucks, and I still save money. And since I have a house in Alberta, and one in Arizona, that means there are two TV's that I don't have to save money on.

Every so often, I have to go out and pour a little heap of coins on the street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:45 AM (nPGq2)

667 Whitney is 14,000 and change.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 18, 2019 01:30 AM (Hx3Yn)

---
i'm only a little dyslexic...

14,505, apparently.

true story: if you're on the top, and a glider flies by, you can hear it.

of course, you can also hear the F-18 fly by as well, but that's less of a surprise, sound wise.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 02:46 AM (NQJ+w)

668 and the Super Bug was a bit farther away vertically from where we were too...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2019 02:48 AM (NQJ+w)

669 Well, getting late here. Going out 4-wheeling tomorrow, as a passenger. Going to be cold here, too. Wouldn't surprise me to see frost on the windshield in the morning. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:57 AM (nPGq2)

670 In the year 10,191, and emperor rules the universe consisting of two rival factions, and power relies on control of a magic spice.

Dune is starting on BBC America.

Posted by: Stupid Movie Descriptions at February 18, 2019 02:59 AM (8iiMU)

671 On the "what the hell happened to us" at the end... Fashion, like all design, is fantasy. Success is based on if other people accept that fantasy. The great thing about fashion is you can accept only part of the idea and toss the rest into the garbage where it belongs. You can do that with most design, though rare is it you get to see the full scale model of awfulness.

Posted by: DaveM at February 18, 2019 03:02 AM (WWC3Y)

672 The page with directions to fast tarragon chicken has a "print this" button.

People are just so f'k'n concrete.

A team of us were making hor d'oeuvres for a party. A woman asked me, "how long should these bake?"

Until they're done.

"How many minutes?"

I don't know, when they turn brown.

"How much brown? How many minutes?"

I don't know. Light brown.

"How light? How many minutes?"

6 minutes and 17 seconds. Not 16 seconds and not 18 seconds. Or EVERYONE DIES!

Posted by: boure at February 18, 2019 03:11 AM (KXQr+)

673 MH,

Thanks for what you and the other COBs do. You folks, and Ace of
course, keep this the best site on the web. Hope everyone has a good
week.

Posted by: JTB at February 17, 2019 11:00 PM (bmdz3)


DITTO
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

DOUBLE DITTO

Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 03:34 AM (yFnpt)

674 Triple ditto

Mornin' all

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 18, 2019 03:40 AM (7Lklb)

675 thought i'd run this up the flagpole to see if anyone salutes:


if gillette was smart they'd hire that guy who killed the puma with his bare hands as a spokesman. he could say something like: "hi, i killed a mountain lion with my bare hands, but you won't see me driving down the street with my mr. microphone saying 'hey good looking, we'll be back to pick you up later'."

but they won't because they're not smart.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 18, 2019 03:53 AM (Pg+x7)

676 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 03:57 AM (yFnpt)

677 Skip must be sleepin' in.

Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 03:58 AM (yFnpt)

678 Na, 4am, but want to up and get out within a hour.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:00 AM (/rm4P)

679 Lots of fresh snow out there this morning. Looks like another 5-6 inches.

Just. So. Done. With. Winter.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 18, 2019 04:05 AM (7Lklb)

680 We haven't had but a few small snowstorms and probably just a average winter but tired of it as well.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:15 AM (/rm4P)

681 These past few weeks have been rough. Nearly daily precip. - snow or warm enough temps to bring sleet/freezing rain. Then the super cold and wind.

I used to love winter. Guess i'm getting old :/

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 18, 2019 04:19 AM (7Lklb)

682 A few years ago I spent the winter outside all day every day, worst winter I ever saw and worked outside my whole life. Since then hate winter.
Look on the bright side, by December they will be saying it has been the 3rd warmest year ever.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:25 AM (/rm4P)

683 You're probably right about that!
Gotta leave early today, doesnt look like they plowed very well.

Have a good day all, & be safe

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 18, 2019 04:26 AM (7Lklb)

684 Posted by: boure at February 18, 2019 03:11 AM (KXQr+)

Those types are lifetime Grubhub users because FreshDirect and the like are sooooo complicated.

I just hate explaining as I cook, or giving directions to the clueless. What, you think I'm paid the same as Gordon Ramsey? Although I admit, I can curse in the kitchen like nobody's business, and I do it for free.

Posted by: RickZ at February 18, 2019 04:28 AM (Y8PSl)

685 americanthinker.com/for the record obama made mincemeat of the constitution
https://tinyurl.com/y576jt5q

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:33 AM (/rm4P)

686 Also from Power line - Kaeperdick successfully shakes down the NFL
https://tinyurl.com/y3dfhejg

Fear of the Left is the biggest motivation factor today
D.Prager

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:43 AM (/rm4P)

687 https://www.thediplomad.com
Ocasio- Cortez & Co : Jump the Amazon Piranah?
Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:52 AM (/rm4P)

688 Heading out, have a great day, might be a holiday for some but not me.

Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:55 AM (/rm4P)

689
Good
Morning Midnight Morons. I have that Nashville Skyline album on a
CD, plus two others by Dillon. IIANM I also have him and Johnny Cash
doing a rendition of that song on a DVD of 'The Best of the Johnny
Cash' show that I have. Now that is truly a damn good DVD. The
Johnny Cash Show and Hee Haw were two of the best country music
shows on TV.

Posted by: Vic at February 18, 2019 05:16 AM (mpXpK)

690 686
Also from Power line - Kaeperdick successfully shakes down the NFL


---

I've watched a couple of the new Alliance league games, and it's interesting how many American flags and on-field group prayers after injuries I've seen. There is some comical stuff like having an attractive, slender young woman in tight pants as one of the refs, but overall I'm liking it so far.

Regarding the woman ref, I'm not sure if she's there as a nod to Equality or as something for us guys to look at when she's walking away. Ref-wise, she stands WAY out of the way of the action and not right behind the defensive line, which is maybe something the Equality folks could ponder on if they think about it but they probably won't.

And anyway, tight pants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - ace, make a mirror liberal site for ad revenue at February 18, 2019 05:22 AM (xyung)

691 Wall pr0n:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=686BduJH9Do

Its old (but new to me).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 18, 2019 05:27 AM (Xqo6t)

692 Heading out, have a great day, might be a holiday for some but not me.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2019 04:55 AM (/rm4P)


Same

Oncall phone just rang at 0430. Was able to fix it remotely but if I go back to sleep I won't wake up in time to get to work at 8. So I'll just start now and get out at 1700, unless it''s later.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 18, 2019 05:28 AM (t+qrx)

693 Mornin'
Happy Monday

Posted by: wing at February 18, 2019 05:31 AM (JFzNN)

694 All the top leftists say I am expert Conservativitude national security advisor!

WHY WON'T YOU RACISTS LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE????

Posted by: Max Boot! at February 18, 2019 05:39 AM (iHOuN)

695 Looking at February page of Ronald Reagan calendar. It has a picture of him wearing jeans, denim shirt, biz card-size belt buckle, grey felt hat, and carrying a doublebit axe. I think this is a hint to PDT to pick up the axe on Presidents Day.

Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2019 05:45 AM (zLDYs)

696 Happy Monday, is this a Federal holiday the post office takes off?

Posted by: ALH at February 18, 2019 06:07 AM (SqKDB)

697 663 My fiendishly clever television viewing scheme is to simply not have a television at all. So I don't need an antenna, or cable, or satellite, or Roku, or any of that other crap. And, get this: Zero dollars per month. Cheap at twice the price!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2019 02:39 AM (nPGq2)

Until the FCC overloads show up and make you watch the commercials you missed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

698 Those trash collectors here in beach country Florida. You put your recyclables in the bin...They come along and just empty the bins into the regular trash collection truck....Aren't they aware of the Green Revolution coming?

Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2019 06:16 AM (cprq8)

699 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

700 So W.E.B. Griffen has passed.


Damn it.
I liked his writings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

701 Ryan J was well known by the PoPo

https://tinyurl.com/y27hnc22

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

702 never read W.E.B. Griffen sorry to hear that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

703 696 Happy Monday, is this a Federal holiday the post office takes off?
Posted by: ALH at February 18, 2019 06:07 AM (SqKDB)

yep

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

704 So I wonder what racist and hateful thing that Trump supporters will do today.

Or at least be blamed for.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

705 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

706 Or at least be blamed for.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

I like being blamed for taking offence that I was blamed for a crime I was not part of nor approved of!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

707 So I wonder what racist and hateful thing that Trump supporters will do today.



Or at least be blamed for.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

Some veto he is going to do, his first....TV news all upset.

Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2019 06:23 AM (cprq8)

708 A Port-a-Potty fire?

A manner of death that one doesn't often hear of.


https://tinyurl.com/y3u5gzyo

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba)

709 "I like being blamed for taking offence that I was blamed for a crime I was not part of nor approved of!"

Yeh...those are always the best types of offenses.


The truth is out there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba)

710 The" NY Post" must be happy. One of their favorite pun targets resurfaced-Anthony Weiner-so they're off and running with the penis jokes, The headline "Weiner pops out" and the lower line. "Carlos Danger no longer doing hard time."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2019 06:27 AM (AllCR)

711 Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, it's kind of cool, but their voices didn't quite mesh.

Bob did a performance of "I gave it all away" on the same JC show. YT is pretty tough about expunging copyrighted stuff so it may not be up anymore. ProtTip: search for "Elston Gunn" and sometimes interesting boots and similar will show up on YT and Vimeo. He used that as an alias, and so the dylanheads post stuff under that name.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2019 06:30 AM (A9A9H)

712 Village Idiot's Apprentice

We exist. That is our crime.

We are right on history and science, plus we are net wealth creators. Because we do not believe in the Left's dogmas, we are heretics. And the Left is almost as bloodthirsty as Islamic Jihaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2019 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

713 Morning, all. Happy President's Day, or whatever phony holiday today is supposed to be.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2019 06:32 AM (fqUgw)

714 "We exist. That is our crime. "

I tend to agree with you.

So how do they propose that we atone for this crime?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)

715 Presidents' Day. A day set aside to celebrate and honor great Presidents: Washington, Lincoln, and Trump!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:37 AM (NtglE)

716 Amazon delivers today. Since they now use mostly delivery vans to deliver goods in many places, it doesn't matter if the PO is closed.

Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2019 06:37 AM (cprq8)

717 I tend to agree with you.

So how do they propose that we atone for this crime?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)

not exist! my guess is the GND will need to re educate about 30 million!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

718 716 Amazon delivers today. Since they now use mostly delivery vans to deliver goods in many places, it doesn't matter if the PO is closed.
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2019 06:37 AM (cprq

we do not have another Holiday until Memorial day!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

719
Canadian or American dollars?

Posted by: RickZ at February 18, 2019 02:42 AM


If the Europeans have the Euros and Africa has the Afros what does Canada call their currency?

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex at February 18, 2019 06:40 AM (jYje5)

720 Presidents' Day. A day set aside to celebrate and honor great Presidents: Washington, Lincoln, and Trump!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 18, 2019 06:37 AM (NtglE)


They are all racist you know and slave owners, so they say. Well maybe not Lincoln and Trump. But didn't he hire some workers that didn't pay the min. wage somewhere or something..Lincoln was white.

Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2019 06:42 AM (cprq8)

721 You can see evidence in plain sight on the issue of collusion pretty compelling evidence,Schiff told Dana Bash on CNNs State of the Union. Now theres a difference between seeing evidence of collusion and being able to prove a criminal conspiracy beyond a reasonable doubt

Is not this the John Lithgow preacher character that knows sin even if it is not sinning!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

722
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2019 06:44 AM (LsBY9)

723 You can see evidence in plain sight on the issue of
collusion pretty compelling evidence,Schiff told Dana Bash on CNNs State
of the Union. Now theres a difference between seeing evidence of
collusion and being able to prove a criminal conspiracy beyond a
reasonable doubt



Is not this the John Lithgow preacher character that knows sin even if it is not sinning!


Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 06:43 AM

---

He also refused to say if he will accept the results of meuller's investigation.


If I was meuller I would be planning my escape route because it appears he is going to become a target of the left real soon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 18, 2019 06:47 AM (JUOKG)

724 Hadrian the Seventh

Do you have any stories of Westminster Dog show you can share?

I hope it was a fun time for Her Majesty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2019 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

725 From my Jussie Smollett YouTube explorations:

- White hater hires white men to protect him from himself.
- The truth will set you free--in 3 to 5 of course.
- Smollett, the best Gillette can get.
- Liar, Liar, from Empire.
- Hold my bleach.
- Fake Noose.

Posted by: Kevin C at February 18, 2019 06:49 AM (mDz7U)

726
"So I wonder what racist and hateful thing that Trump supporters will do today.



Or at least be blamed for.

Posted by: Village Idiot"

I'm thinking between the Covington smear and the Jussie hoax falling apart the left will toke short break from hate crime this and review procedures. Two valuable lessons for their SJW base:


1. Make sure you have control of ALL video before making your smear.

2. No police reports. Report to the media or possibly campus police but stay away from real police that can investigate.


Posted by: Ripley at February 18, 2019 06:49 AM (MxEKc)

727 Have a great morning, everyone.

May you reflect on Abraham Lincoln and all the hate he bore on his back. The media of the day hated him.

He is regarded as a great man today.

As will Trump in the future. May the Secret Service and Divine Providence keep him and his safe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2019 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

728 Must be a holiday today.


Most everyone still in bed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

729 https://tinyurl.com/y2pwlmrw

The story of the snowman-a tale about special snowflakes and a snowman; Scroll down to comment by Rashomon-1:12 time stamp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2019 07:11 AM (AllCR)

730 Let me see if I have this right.

Colin Kaepernick, as a backup quarterback, protests the National Anthem at NFL games, causing a backlash that costs the NFL millions in advertising value.

The NFL Team that he plays for as a backup quarterback, offers him a contract, which he turns down. He is not hired by any team, NFL or CFL, so he sues the NFL.

And gets $80 million for not playing football from an organization he already damaged for hundreds of millions of dollars?

And was paid millions by Nike for rebelling against the NFL and not playing because "courage"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 18, 2019 07:12 AM (b38Vt)

731 Which 2 cabinet members were going to start the 25th proceeding?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

732 "Which 2 cabinet members were going to start the 25th proceeding?"

And that will remain a mystery for the ages, I bet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)

733 Happy Arron Burr day

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 18, 2019 07:21 AM (Tjrtw)

734 Which 2 cabinet members were going to start the 25th proceeding?"

And that will remain a mystery for the ages, I bet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)

Well IF there were 2? I would not believe anything mccabe or rosenstein says

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:22 AM (bim/x)

735 Happy Arron Burr day
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Happy Burr Day to you too !

Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (ix/hM)

736 I hate working when there is no mail delivery

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (bim/x)

737
The 25th Amendment thing was invented so the MSM/Pravda could talk about the 25th Amendment with all seriousness. While totally ignoring the creeping dementia of Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

738 I hope this isn't hate Trump week. I'll be sad if it is.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (NLLmE)

739 Let me be the first to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (b38Vt)

740 I hope this isn't hate Trump week. I'll be sad if it is.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (NLLmE)

Every week is hate trump week. Ddin't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:24 AM (bim/x)

741 I hate working when there is no mail delivery
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Why ?

Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 07:24 AM (ix/hM)

742 While totally ignoring the creeping dementia of Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (jYje5)

I saw where Pelosi announced Jesus arose and saw his shadow and we have 6 more weeks of Mexican Financed Drug Deaths.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 07:25 AM (JFO2v)

743 Which 2 cabinet members were going to start the 25th proceeding?"



And that will remain a mystery for the ages, I bet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 18, 2019 07:19 AM (cqNba)



Well IF there were 2? I would not believe anything mccabe or rosenstein says


Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:22 AM

---

This stuff isn't coming out in a vacuum something other than book sales is driving this latest round of finger pointing.

Pretty sure Trump finally got the goods on rosenstein and volunteering to wear the wire which I think is true.


Everyone else is keeping their mouths shut lately too. comey hasn't said squat in the last few weeks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 18, 2019 07:25 AM (JUOKG)

744 I hate working when there is no mail delivery
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Why ?
Posted by: JT at February 18, 2019 07:24 AM (ix/hM)

I get much of money from insurance payments. No mail, No money. Sad Nevergiveup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:25 AM (bim/x)

745 I hope this isn't hate Trump week. I'll be sad if it is.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:23 AM (NLLmE)

Every week is hate trump week. Ddin't you get the memo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I mean here.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:25 AM (NLLmE)

746 Isn't this preznits day?! Why is my work email loaded up?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 18, 2019 07:26 AM (iAhR6)

747 >>> And gets $80 million for not playing football from an organization he already damaged for hundreds of millions of dollars?


You want to pay extra for tickets now?

Posted by: fluffy at February 18, 2019 07:26 AM (dCRRg)

748 I mean here.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:25 AM (NLLmE)

Why would it be hate PDT week here?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:27 AM (bim/x)

749 Why would it be hate PDT week here?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


People were dumping on him over the Wall as of Friday.

I'm just hoping it doesn't carry over.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:28 AM (NLLmE)

750 damn good writing!

https://accordingtohoyt.com/2019/02/16/the-right-to-go-to-hell/

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 18, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

751 JJ is nood!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 18, 2019 07:29 AM (iAhR6)

752 Why would it be hate PDT week here?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

People were dumping on him over the Wall as of Friday.

I'm just hoping it doesn't carry over.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2019 07:28 AM (NLLmE)

PDT may not be perfect ( pretty damn close) but he is the only President we have. Don't go spittin in the soup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2019 07:31 AM (bim/x)

753 I am glad to announce that Justice Ginsberg will be making another public appearance today, but cameras won't be allowed and only people who are disturbingly obsessed with her will be able to see her. The time and location of her appearance is confidential due to security concerns. Her miraculous recovery continues.

Posted by: RGB Spokesperson at February 18, 2019 07:32 AM (b38Vt)

754 "It reminds me of the story about blind people in a zoo touching an elephant for the first time. Each person has a different perception, depending on where they touch."

'An elephant is soft & mushy.' -- S. Gross

Posted by: aelfheld at February 18, 2019 05:35 PM (IxDhF)

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