The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Sounds good to me. And in return we will reject the rule of law and due process and religious tests for public office and discrimination laws and...

Lenin was correct...we are selling them the rope with which to hang us.* That we welcome a culture into our country that consciously and actively rejects everything we stand for, have worked for and died for, is simply insane. We cannot apply American standards of fairness and generosity and notions of goodness at the borders. We have to be ruthless, just like we used to be in the past. The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, Ted Kennedy's gift to America, might be its destruction.

New Jersey: Imam says Muslims should reject "freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press"

Mateen Khan also explains how the “clever” Jews fooled the Europeans into thinking they were “one of them.” Does Mateen Khan believe in violent jihad, and that non-Muslims should be subjugated under Islamic law as dhimmis, and that Sharia should ultimately replace the U.S. Constitution? What do you think?
That sounds like sedition. I wonder if it is still illegal?

*Yeah..he probably didn't say it, but still...

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The guy makes some really good points in this video, and it is hard to refute them. I am uncomfortable with the idea of granting voting rights based on military service, but it does make logical sense.

Make Voting Harder ... Not Easier.

[Hat Tip: Jay Guevara]

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Don't be fooled by the rosy picture painted by the idiot crook mayor of NYC. The crime statistics look good because they have decriminalized, by law or de facto, many behaviors that simply don't belong in a civil society. New York City is getting more dangerous, dirtier, less interesting, more congested (screw you bike lanes!) and more expensive, all while de Blasio babbles incoherently about redistribution of wealth and fairness and equality and blah...blah...blah.

Bill de Blasio and the Return of Disorder

Gotham is in the throes of disorder. Law-abiding New Yorkers, no matter their race, ethnicity, sex, or socioeconomic strata, find themselves harassed by growing vagrancy, petty criminality, and social decay. Nowhere is this more evident than in New York City's public and quasi-public spaces.
The saddest part of the descent into madness that de Balsio is overseeing is that the worst parts of it fall on the poor. 5th Ave. and Rockefeller Center will always be clean and safe, but Brownsville and East New York and Fort Washington will get more dangerous for the people least able to afford to get the hell out.
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1 Monkey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 10:55 AM (gC2IV)

2 Yes, I know it's an ape.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 10:56 AM (gC2IV)

3 I'll get the others

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 10:56 AM (gC2IV)

4 Do you have to say something interesting to be in the top 10?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

5 4 Do you have to say something interesting to be in the top 10?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

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Never stopped anyone else before.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 12, 2019 10:57 AM (gC2IV)

6 New Jersey: Imam says Muslims should reject "freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press"

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Okay. Can we follow the same rules and throw you in prison?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 10:58 AM (XSSCs)

7 Top 10 - in before the decimation...

Posted by: Parker at February 12, 2019 10:58 AM (MFwf8)

8 When will I learn to not read the comments first?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 12, 2019 10:58 AM (81OU+)

9 Top 10? WHOOHOO!!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at February 12, 2019 10:59 AM (lGLBx)

10 Or the content, for that matter.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 12, 2019 10:59 AM (81OU+)

11 That sounds like sedition. I wonder if it is still illegal?"

I tried to make it so - Lord knows, I tried!

Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 10:59 AM (Kpl3J)

12 I just wish somehow we as a people could go one day without having to have Islam invade our mindspace.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (UnA8+)

13 Islam is a package deal that comes with a medieval system of law and governance built in, any Muslim orthodox enough to favor Sharia is a seditionist.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (J+mig)

14 Do you have to say something interesting to be in the top 10?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

Apparently it is frowned upon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (wYseH)

15 Latest on who is going to do Trump in: Bezos.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)

16 Coexist

Posted by: Prius bumper stickers at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM (uo+Vo)

17 JewManji

Posted by: Duane Johnson at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM (/wAOm)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM (Nysch)

19 Love that Jew Jitsu pic. Is that you?

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM (U5tDi)

20 My in-laws live in Brooklyn and a block away is a public park. I've been looking at the park from about 1983 to the present. It went from being a graffiti covered shithole surrounded by cars hit by "jewish lightning" (don't blame me that's what they call it) to a nice park. It's now back to being the former, except this time the graffiti is not in english-ish.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

21 >>Gotham is in the throes of disorder.


Well, they re-elected David Dinkins in Paleface.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (/wAOm)

22 "Mateen Khan"

You have to go back.

Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (7PLM4)

23 16 Coexist
Posted by: Prius bumper stickers at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM (uo+Vo)

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"You can coexist as Muslims, or you can die."
-The Imam from NJ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (XSSCs)

24 look I have abortion Barby (not really but almost ) and 2 NYkrs more religious for 3 or so days .

I know what to cook, but what are the topics of conversation?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 10:58 AM (gLMhO)

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (gLMhO)

25 Jew Jitsu. Thats hilarious.

Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (xcbew)

26 19 Love that Jew Jitsu pic. Is that you?


Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:01 AM

*************

Dang it. I was gonna say that.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (0tfLf)

27 You should only get your ballot after you pay your Income Taxes.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (/wAOm)

28 One of my favorite bumper stickers is the one that says Coexist...except it's made up of Muslim symbols, swords and has a bunch of bombs strapped to the letters.

I assume libs have an aneurysm upon seeing it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (yTfbH)

29 4 Do you have to say something interesting to be in the top 10?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 10:57 AM


May the fourth be with you.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (uo+Vo)

30 21 >>Gotham is in the throes of disorder.


Well, they re-elected David Dinkins in Paleface.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (/wAOm)

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And, for some reason, their tax base is shrinking.

Weird...

Oh well, I'm sure that they will make sure that the mayors of wherever they've moved will be just like de Blasio, because if high taxes, terrible services, and onerous regulation don't work in NYC, I'm sure they'll work in Nashville.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (XSSCs)

31 idiot crook mayor of NYC

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Idiot Crook is considering a run for the White House! All aboard the Crazy Train!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

32 "That sounds like sedition. I wonder if it is still illegal?"

Illegality is a construct of the White Patriarchy and should be banned. The only things that should be illegal are denying Climate Change. And refusing to accept anybody from anywhere into this country. Oh, yes, and using misgendered pronouns. And not celebrating having sex in any manner possible. And eating meat. And......(goes on for another 37 pages).

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (3sjI6)

33 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

Depending on your definition of work it may not be safe. But they're real and they're spectacular:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1095346068538183680

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

34 Latest on who is going to do Trump in: Bezos.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)
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We really need bingo cards.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (U5tDi)

35 To see the squeegee men make a return along with the 3 card monte dealers is disheartening

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (dKiJG)

36 damnit, work screwing me up and making it so I barely make top 50... now to see what the j.v. squad came up with.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (8D42x)

37 Willow,

Children, fashion, weather, pets, food, and I guess TV. Boring as hell, but yikes.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)

38 Jew jitsu? Looks more like Kung Jew to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

39 My in-laws live in Brooklyn and a block away is a public park


Which?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (fuK7c)

40 34 Latest on who is going to do Trump in: Bezos.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)
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We really need bingo cards.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (U5tDi)

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I'm still hoping it's Stormy!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (XSSCs)

41 Latest on who is going to do Trump in: Bezos.





Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)


I'll reserve judgment on that, until AFTER we've seen the dix pix.


Although, you gotta admit, his head already looks like a giant dix.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (a2xio)

42 Idiot Crook is considering a run for the White House! All aboard the Crazy Train!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

Only after banning the Crazy Plane.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (3sjI6)

43 23 "You can coexist as Muslims, or you can die."
-The Imam from NJ
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (XSSCs)

By the time the jihadi sees you, it's already too late to convert.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (UnA8+)

44
Idiot Crook is considering a run for the White House!

Could you be more specific?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK)

45 If you check out the system in Starship Troopers (the book, not the ridiculous movie), citizenship is conferred when the resident performs some probably uncomfortable and potentially dangerous service to the Federation. It does not have to be military service and the Federation is bound to offer appropriate service to anyone, no matter their disability. This at least ensures that everyone exercising the franchise has skin in the game. It would be an interesting experiment. Right now, people can vote for things that violate all sorts of laws, including the laws of physics.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (xokPM)

46 Lets see if we can use the headlines to figure out the hierarchy in the
Democratic party of the various factions that make up the party.



Remember the slogan of Obama's supporters "Bros before Hos" applies
throughout. Convicted felon raises any sub group 1/2 step over that
general sub group.



At the very bottom of the grievance stack would be intellectuals (who
are traditionally first against the wall come the revolution, since no
real Communist wants to be around someone who makes them feel stupid),
then Latino women, then Latino men, then white women, then white women
pretending to be another race, next up is black women, then white men
pretending to be another race, then black men, then lesbians, then
transgenders, (since their link to 'women' weighs them down either way
the change goes) then male gays, (Bros before hos even in the gay
hierarchy) Hollywood Starlets, gay Hollywood Starlets, Hollywood Stars,
Gay Hollywood Stars, and finally at the top of the heap - as the Va Gov,
Attny Gen, and the Clintons prove: Klan members.

Also, if you can't figure out what grievance group someone is in, they are part of the Klan.

Posted by: An Observation at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (ycih9)

47 Bezo? the one that was taken in by a breasted Trollip that showed his Dick pics to everyone, Gave up his wife and kids for a fun trick? ?

not worried.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (gLMhO)

48 6 New Jersey: Imam says Muslims should reject "freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press"
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Told you so!

Posted by: Americans who say Islam is un-American at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (fqUgw)

49 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

Depending on your definition of work it may not be safe. But they're real and they're spectacular:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1095346068538183680
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

It's February in Paris. I bet the nips are particularly perky.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (3sjI6)

50 Did anyone else laugh outloud when Trump threw shade on Obama's dog owning last night? Made me laugh/snort. Funny.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (nRWPy)

51 Latest on who is going to do Trump in: Bezos.



Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:00 AM (ZfRYq)

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We really need bingo cards.



Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (U5tDi)


And really, I think we can safely eliminate any and all white hetero males.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (a2xio)

52 And by Coexist we mean without your head.

Posted by: Muhammad at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (xcbew)

53 33 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

Before I click, which half?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (kUmUV)

54 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!


You, sir, are a great Hordeling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (fuK7c)

55 Willow,

Children, fashion, weather, pets, food, and I guess TV. Boring as hell, but yikes.
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)


so we have weather, food, pets children, that will last about an hour.

yeah i'm not a happy camper. everything else is a bomb waiting to happen.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (gLMhO)

56 Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (U5tDi)


And really, I think we can safely eliminate any and all white hetero males.


Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (a2xio)


Not "eliminate" as in, the feminazis want us all put in murder camps, eliminate as in not-really-contenders for the Dem Prez Nom.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (a2xio)

57 Which?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (fuK7c)

IDK, Bath avenue and Cropsy? Whatever that is.

Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (nRWPy)

58 Crouching tiger, hidden bagel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 11:08 AM (1ISKN)

59 I'll link to this, again. One supposes that crime statistics will improve. Oh, and yes, she was elected.


http://tinyurl.com/y79ahth2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2019 11:08 AM (YvUf/)

60
Sounds like Belgium is going to be the next country with issues. Nationwide strike tomorrow. No planes, bus transportation, etc.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:08 AM (jYje5)

61
Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

Before I click, which half?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont


The left half

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:08 AM (aKsyK)

62 Sounds good to me.

Whut? Did I tune in at the middle of something?

* stares at empty coffee cup *

Posted by: mindful webworker's confused as usual at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (X1xnz)

63 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

Depending on your definition of work it may not be safe. But they're real and they're spectacular:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1095346068538183680
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:03 AM (jYje5)

The video is pretty boring.

They should jump up and down for a coupla hours.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (Nysch)

64 Does Mateen Khan believe in
violent jihad, and that non-Muslims should be subjugated under Islamic
law as dhimmis, and that Sharia should ultimately replace the U.S.
Constitution?


Remember when, instead of infiltrating and surveilling mosques after 9/11, "W" instead signed legislation to monitor the rest of the American Public while his faithful supporters cheered ?

That is, as we say in the poker biz, a "tell".

Posted by: Juan Cena at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (c7rv0)

65 It's February in Paris. I bet the nips are particularly perky.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (3sjI6)

The hell is with women baring their breasts to make a point? I mean I'm not complaining but.....

Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (xcbew)

66 And really, I think we can safely eliminate any and all white hetero males.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (a2xio)

A weird mutant version of Clue.

"I suggest that Trump will be taken down by Warren Wilhelm, on Twitter, with the expose about his sexual history."

*cards handed over*

"Dammit! Not again!"

Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (7PLM4)

67 54 Video of Half naked women protesting in Paris in front of the Justice department in France, for justice reform!

You, sir, are a great Hordeling.

I see they made Miss Chunquee stand in back.

Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

68
You, sir, are a great Hordeling.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM


I'm surprised I beat you to the punch with that one. But I found a really great source. Not sharing, either.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (jYje5)

69 I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!

Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (e8kgV)

70 They should jump up and down for a coupla hours.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (Nysch)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (xcbew)

71 That we welcome a culture into our country that consciously and
actively rejects everything we stand for, have worked for and died for,
is simply insane.


Like the so-called hippy protesters of the 60s I think this is 99% media hype. there are probably only a very few of these crepes out there and the MFM is blowing it out of proportion.

Posted by: Vic at February 12, 2019 11:11 AM (mpXpK)

72 They should jump up and down for a coupla hours.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (Nysch)

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I would allow them to wash my car...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at February 12, 2019 11:11 AM (flINI)

73 yeah i'm not a happy camper. everything else is a bomb waiting to happen.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:07 AM (gLMhO)

Watch Magic Mike. I hear chicks love that.

Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:11 AM (7PLM4)

74 Why don't we get any bonobos or orangutans?

Pretty sure that's racist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (1ISKN)

75 Laws exist to keep people from killing Muslims.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (8RFw7)

76 And really, I think we can safely eliminate any and all white hetero males.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (a2xio)

Except for the toxically masculine men that we use to eliminate the males. Hey, if I've got to be honest, men are just better at that stuff than we are.--Random Harvard freshman feminist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (3sjI6)

77 20 My in-laws live in Brooklyn and a block away is a public park. I've been looking at the park from about 1983 to the present. It went from being a graffiti covered shithole surrounded by cars hit by "jewish lightning" (don't blame me that's what they call it) to a nice park. It's now back to being the former, except this time the graffiti is not in english-ish.
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

I remember going to see where my Mom grew up in New York, the south Bronx and I remember it looking like a war zone, Her old Catholic school had two layers of Razor Wire surrounding the school, we thought it was a prison the way it looked. She cried and cried. as a young boy it scared the hell of of me.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (dKiJG)

78 There is no logical way to change the mind of the open borders ideologues, because those zealots have no interest in the logic of maintaining liberty for the sovereign American.


The globalists are engineering their own hegemony, where the peoples of the world are viewed as their property, buyers and producers to be manipulated to deliver profits to their privately held entities.

The Marxists also took issue with sovereign peoples and their regional heritages. They devised critical theory to tear it apart from within, so the might state could attain ultimate control.


The forced invasion of the third world (Islamic yes, but also Hispanic cartels, Eastern caste system bigots, or real enemy spies from China) ... the invasion is coordinated by those damn New World Order oligarchs. Too Big to Fail, Too Big to Jail ... that is still real policy, ongoing around the world.


But I guess we have to win the PR battle first ... everything is a PsyOp war, memes for the win. (for now ... but we must at some point castrate/imprison the domestic enemies right in DC)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (Cus5s)

79 Bezo? the one that was taken in by a breasted Trollip that showed his Dick pics to everyone, Gave up his wife and kids and $70B for a fun trick? ?

FIFY

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (ZfRYq)

80 64 Remember when, instead of infiltrating and surveilling mosques after 9/11, "W" instead signed legislation to monitor the rest of the American Public while his faithful supporters cheered ?

That is, as we say in the poker biz, a "tell".
Posted by: Juan Cena at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (c7rv0)

W was also completely in the pocket of Al-Waleed bin-Talal.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (UnA8+)

81 The hell is with women baring their breasts to make a point? I mean I'm not complaining but.....
Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (xcbew)

"So you're angry at me? That's why you're doing this?"

"Oui!"

"And if I keep making you angry, you'll keep doing it?"

"Oui! Bastard!"

"In that case, I'm raising the price of water to eight euros a liter."

Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (7PLM4)

82 Anybody wished the ol' Great Emancipator a happy birthday today? Since it's the 210th anniversary of his birth, if he'd lived, he'd be dead today anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker's confused as usual at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (X1xnz)

83 69 I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Posted by: Neo at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (e8kgV)

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Oh my God, I was wrong.
It was Earth, all along.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (XSSCs)

84 The hell is with women baring their breasts to make a point? I mean I'm not complaining but.....
Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:09 AM (xcbew)

Hey, it's the only way we can get guys to pay attention to us.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (3sjI6)

85 dagny, re;Children, fashion, weather, pets, food, and I guess TV. Boring as hell, but yikes.
Posted by: dagny at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (nRWPy)

this is what's more hysterical, it is three against one, But the One will be treated kindly and the rest of us will be polite and Peace at all costs.

and i'm sure this is a microcosm of What ails America.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (gLMhO)

86 Sounds like Belgium is going to be the next country with issues. Nationwide strike tomorrow. No planes, bus transportation, etc. "

Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French from having it after they put down Napoleon. The Walloon speaking half hates the French speaking half, and vice versa, and if it wasn't for the EU pumping so much money in, the place would have torn itself apart years ago.

Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

87 66 *cards handed over*

"Dammit! Not again!"
Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:10 AM (7PLM4)

At least you didn't have the Michael Avenatti card.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (UnA8+)

88 Military service to vote. Mr. Heinlein, where have I heard this idea before?

It's a nice idea, kinda like Donkey-Chomper's GND appeals to her cohorts.

In other words, ZERO.ZERO chance of making it into law. Mental masturbation is nice too, but I prefer the John Daly version -- Grip it and rip it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)

89 IDK, Bath avenue and Cropsy? Whatever that is.


I was just curious. I lived near Prospect Park for a while. Yours is in Bensonhurst which I never had reason to visit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

90 Why don't we get any bonobos or orangutans?

Pretty sure that's racist.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 11:12 AM (1ISKN)

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Not as racist as Katy Perry's shoes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (AzW6q)

91 86 Sounds like Belgium is going to be the next country with issues. Nationwide strike tomorrow. No planes, bus transportation, etc. "

Belgian officials are waffling on a response.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (8RFw7)

92 "In that case, I'm raising the price of water to eight euros a liter."

Posted by: Vanya at February 12, 2019 11:13 AM (7PLM4)

No kidding. Lol.

Posted by: Oyster Bob at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (xcbew)

93 For all the evil that Ted Kennedy wrought, the Immigration Act abomination of 1965 was no doubt the worst in that it contained the seeds of our destruction. Rather than celebrate our greatness and our benevolence - and yes, blemishes and all - this ungrateful fuck laid the groundwork for our fall out of sheer spite.

And yes, fuck everybody that supported him. Meaning Democrats.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (vFUiw)

94 To me NYC is just like Venezuela. It's reaping what its sown, and I just don't care. Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (7PllL)

95 the chicks sharing their breasts are obviously exhibitionists, but given a political pass to be slimey.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (gLMhO)

96 if you are an expert in jewjitsu does that make you a ninjew?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (BJlbN)

97 47 Bezo? the one that was taken in by a breasted Trollip that showed his Dick pics to everyone, Gave up his wife and kids for a fun trick? ?


The Breasted Trollip is like the holy grail to bird watchers.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

98 88 Grip it and rip it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)

In some ways, this is also the story of "Chelsea" Manning.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (UnA8+)

99 To me NYC is just like Venezuela. It's reaping what its sown, and I just don't care. Burn, baby, burn.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (7PllL)


So many New Yorkers prefer "gritty" NYC to Disney NYC.

To each their own, I guess.

Posted by: blaster at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (ZfRYq)

100 Am I the only one who's never stuffed his phone down his pants to get a few shots my junk for Christmas cards and general creepiness? I won't even take the phone into the bathroom.

Is it too much to ask that people have an ounce of class or self respect? Not that I haven't done some amazingly dumb and low rent stuff, but it would never occur to me to take take dick pix, let alone distribute them.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (jp0Bv)

101 Yours is in Bensonhurst which I never had reason to visit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

Ever read a short story by Thomas Wolfe called, "Only The Dead Know Brooklyn?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (wYseH)

102 the chicks sharing their breasts are obviously exhibitionists, but given a political pass to be slimey.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (gLMhO

--------

True dat. But we are halfway around the world talking about it, so mission accomplished from the propaganda perspective.

Tits are always an attention-grabber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (AzW6q)

103 While spending some time with family after the memorial service for husband's murdered cousin last weekend, we were subjected to NYC SIL blathering on and on about how fortunate she and her husband are to live in NYC. She does this every single time there's an audience of more than one person.

Everyone just casually drifted away from her. And yes, she's a proud socialist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (ptqGC)

104 GAME OVER? NBC News is reporting Dems and Republicans on Senate Intel. Cmte. have 'uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russia'

-
But the inuendo! WHAT ABOUT THE INUENDO?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

105 I can't believe I dont' even know how to jewhitzu

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (gLMhO)

106 86 Sounds like Belgium is going to be the next country with issues. Nationwide strike tomorrow. No planes, bus transportation, etc. "

Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French from having it after they put down Napoleon. The Walloon speaking half hates the French speaking half, and vice versa, and if it wasn't for the EU pumping so much money in, the place would have torn itself apart years ago.
Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

And apparently Soros is invested in the collapse of the EU, and what Spooky Dude wants, Spooky Dude gets...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (UnA8+)

107 the chicks sharing their breasts are obviously exhibitionists, but given a political pass to be slimey.
Posted by: willow

I read that as "a political pass to be shiny"

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (Nysch)

108 Jew Jitsu and kung jew are used by Ninjews.

Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2019 11:19 AM (6kzAH)

109
GAME OVER? NBC News is reporting Dems and Republicans on Senate Intel.
Cmte. have 'uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the
Trump campaign and Russia'


CNN and MSNBC hardest hit. Someone had better put Jim Acosta on suicide watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 11:19 AM (ptqGC)

110 104 GAME OVER? NBC News is reporting Dems and Republicans on Senate Intel. Cmte. have 'uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russia'

-
But the inuendo! WHAT ABOUT THE INUENDO?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

===========

But what about when super spy Donald Trump asked Putin on national TV to release emails?

It's the smoking gun!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at February 12, 2019 11:20 AM (XSSCs)

111 108 Jew Jitsu and kung jew are used by Ninjews.

Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2019 11:19 AM (6kzAH)

Hey!

Posted by: Jewdo at February 12, 2019 11:20 AM (xcbew)

112 Ever read a short story by Thomas Wolfe called, "Only The Dead Know Brooklyn?"


Not yet, but it's online from a 1935 New Yorker, so I shall have read it shortly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:20 AM (fuK7c)

113 JT, what happened to our bodies are sacred? even the feminists used to ring around the block with their bodies as sacred beings?


I now have a headache.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:21 AM (gLMhO)

114 111 108 Jew Jitsu and kung jew are used by Ninjews.

Posted by: FORGER at February 12, 2019 11:19 AM (6kzAH)

Hey!
Posted by: Jewdo at February 12, 2019 11:20 AM (xcbew)

Jewdo is what bagels are made of

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 11:21 AM (7HtZB)

115 98 In some ways, this is also the story of "Chelsea" Manning.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:17 AM (UnA8+)


Ow? Okay, then Ace's version -- Beat your dick like it owes you money.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 11:21 AM (Z4rgH)

116 38 Jew jitsu? Looks more like Kung Jew to me.

not krav maga, krav! maga.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 11:21 AM (sGtp+)

117 But what about when super spy Donald Trump asked Putin on national TV to release emails?


No one made a peep when Barry was caught on a live mic saying, "Please relay to [Putin] I'll be more flexible after my next election." Perhaps he was just talking about yoga.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

118 Morning all.. Anyone seen Ruthie?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

119 38 Jew jitsu? Looks more like Kung Jew to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

His Wu Jew is strong!

Posted by: Extra in a Martial Arts Movie at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (NgKpN)

120 btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)

121
Every time this winter when the weather service has predicted it would warm up in the afternoon taking the temperature above freezing and out of the danger zone, it has not.

So now I have snow covered limbs with freezing rain coming down and it isn't warming up. That never works well for my area. The trees will start dropping in the next hours or so and goodbye electricity for a few days.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (jYje5)

122 But the inuendo! WHAT ABOUT THE INUENDO?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

Is that an Italian suppository?

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (7HtZB)

123
NBC News is reporting Dems and Republicans on Senate Intel.
Cmte. have 'uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the
Trump campaign and Russia'



Shorter version from NBC: we've got nothing, but we'll throw in adjective to make it sound like we might.

Posted by: pep at February 12, 2019 11:23 AM (TpAxy)

124 122 But the inuendo! WHAT ABOUT THE INUENDO?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

Is that an Italian suppository?

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:23 AM (O2RFr)

125 Selling us the rope to hang ourselves was not Lenin, but was Kurschev, during his visit to the US where he visited the Mesta Tool Works. He also liked our TIMEX watches.

Posted by: Ol'Countryboy at February 12, 2019 11:23 AM (uzcdI)

126 He also liked our TIMEX watches.

They take a licking.....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

127 Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (jYje5)

You should link your source before you lose power so it doesn't get lonely.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (81OU+)

128 ol countryboy, well lets hope our clock keeps on ticken no matter their plans.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (gLMhO)

129 16 Coexist
Posted by: Prius bumper stickers
==========================

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Posted by: Guzalot at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (prSvo)

130 120 btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)

Somebody doesn't have a latex fetish, I see.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (UnA8+)

131 Someone mentioned during the abortion talk the other day that all we need to do is look to the Bible to judge someone, as it speaks volumes about most everything.

The problem is, we are not a theocracy. Which is EXACTLY what Muzzies want.. a theocracy.. unfortunately, it is THEIR version.

So, let's keep that in mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (so+oy)

132 Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French
from having it after they put down Napoleon. The Walloon speaking half
hates the French speaking half, and vice versa, and if it wasn't for the
EU pumping so much money in, the place would have torn itself apart
years ago.

Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)


Anything Belgian makes me phlegmish. Waffles, beer, sprouts. You name it.

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (vFUiw)

133 65 It's February in Paris. I bet the nips are particularly perky.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:06 AM (3sjI6)

The hell is with women baring their breasts to make a point? I mean I'm not complaining but.....

I dunno, their 'points' are pretty obvious....

Posted by: engineer at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (G1biJ)

134 JT, what happened to our bodies are sacred? even the feminists used to ring around the block with their bodies as sacred beings?


I now have a headache.
Posted by: willow

even the feminists used to ring around the block with their bodies as sacred beings?


The feminists I remember had rings around their collars.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (Nysch)

135 He also liked our TIMEX watches.

They take a licking.....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (O2RFr)
127 Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (jYje5)

You should link your source before you lose power so it doesn't get lonely.

128 ol countryboy, well lets hope our clock keeps on ticken no matter their plans.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:24 AM (gLMhO)

lol, stop that!

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (gLMhO)

136 Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French from having it after they put down Napoleon. The Walloon speaking half hates the French speaking half, and vice versa, and if it wasn't for the EU pumping so much money in, the place would have torn itself apart years ago.

Posted by: John Adams at February 12, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

The Walloons are the French-speaking half. The Flemings speak a variant of Dutch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 11:25 AM (nPGq2)

137 New York becoming a shithole? I give .125 fucks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (5t9V6)

138 My proposal has been to let the illegals stay. In return, they receive no gov't benefits, no citizenship, and no voting privileges. See how fast that turns them into conservatives, if any of them stay. They're not just here for the jobs; they're here for the freebies.

Posted by: windbag at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (wpBlk)

139
But what about when super spy Donald Trump asked Putin on national TV to release emails?

That was just code language for release the emails.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

140 103: Well one thing effing Ryan did right was pass the tax act so red staters are no longer subsidizing that twit.

Hey if you want to pay 14% income tax to have fine museums and parks full of drug addicts don't cry to me about only being able to deduct the first 10K to the rapacious city and state on your federal taxes.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (jUcoH)

141 So now I have snow covered limbs with freezing rain coming down and it isn't warming up. That never works well for my area. The trees will start dropping in the next hours or so and goodbye electricity for a few days.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM

My sympathies. I just whacked my mailbox to attempt to send mail out and got whacked myself by sloppy slush on its way to ice. I put the cold weather sleeping bag on the bed because I am likely to lose power in the wee hours when the next front comes through.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (/+bwe)

142 Willow-

I have baby aspirin, if that helps.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (Nysch)

143 I thought Belgium was created solely for waffle production.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (1ISKN)

144 The hospital wifi where I currently am surfing blocks jihadwatch. Figures. At least Ace isn't forbidden (yet).

Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 12, 2019 11:26 AM (xokPM)

145 The South Park video game had 'Jew Jutsu' as well.

It was very wrong and very funny.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (xJa6I)

146 93 For all the evil that Ted Kennedy wrought, the Immigration Act abomination of 1965 was no doubt the worst in that it contained the seeds of our destruction. Rather than celebrate our greatness and our benevolence - and yes, blemishes and all - this ungrateful fuck laid the groundwork for our fall out of sheer spite.

And yes, fuck everybody that supported him. Meaning Democrats.
Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 11:16 AM (vFUiw)

Then in 1967 the Supremes struck down all the laws forbidding dual citizenship.

Even though the Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to make such laws.

Posted by: Extra in a Martial Arts Movie at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

147 JT, I am an feminist my body is sacred, to be shared by ME. Its' not everyman's/womans this is so Not what I think.

and I am not shiny, glam ho aside.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (gLMhO)

148 Belgium was created to ease kraut passage into frogland.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (5t9V6)

149 I'm pretty sure that's Kung Jew......

Posted by: ucfengr at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (oQLDZ)

150 Every Hewbrew was kungjew fighting
These hebes were wielding lightning
It was all so frightening

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (BJlbN)

151 103 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 11:18 AM (ptqGC)

Hey Jane, I've got something for you, from Garden & Guns -- The Saga Of The Tybee Bomb

https://gardenandgun.com/feature/saga-tybee-bomb/

In the 50s, a 4 Megaton hydrogen bomb was lost off the island of Tybee. Google maps sez that's 30 minutes away from Savannah.

The Horde (and I'm sure I speak for others here) would appreciate being the first private entity with our own operational thermonuclear device!

Get to hunting, m'kay?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (Z4rgH)

152 I'm Catholic but grew up in a Jewish neighborhood, so if I decide to run for political office could I call myself Shlomo LGoPs? Of course I'd have to run as a Democrat. Would that pass muster? Or ketchup?

Posted by: LGoPs at February 12, 2019 11:28 AM (vFUiw)

153 JT, we might have to move that into a morphine drip .

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:29 AM (gLMhO)

154 JT, I am an feminist my body is sacred, to be shared by ME. Its' not everyman's/womans this is so Not what I think.


I never said you were.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:29 AM (Nysch)

155 So now I have snow covered limbs with freezing rain coming down and it isn't warming up."

So shouldn't you at least be wearing long sleeves?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

156 JT, we might have to move that into a morphine drip .

I don't have any of that.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (Nysch)

157 >>GAME OVER? NBC News is reporting Dems and Republicans on Senate Intel.
Cmte. have 'uncovered no direct evidence of a conspiracy between the
Trump campaign and Russia'



Scott Adams predicts Trump is about to have the best 18 months of his life because Russia Russia Russia (and every other "scandal") is old news, and now there are a bunch of Democrat candidates he can watch destroy each other, or when he wants some entertainment, slay them on twitter.

Should be fun for us to watch, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

158 Ever read a short story by Thomas Wolfe called, "Only The Dead Know Brooklyn?"


OK, now I have read it. (And, um, I prefer the later Tom Wolfe).

I had three different apartments in Park Slope, but other than two trips to Coney Island (once with a girl to ride the Cyclone, once when I went out for a random run and ended up covering twenty miles there and back) I never had reason to visit a different part of Brooklyn.

And Queens, fuhgeddaboutit.

You go from your neighborhood to Manhattan, or you go around in your neighborhood, but there's no reason to go to Red Hook unless you're obsessed with Bob Dylan lyrics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

159 155 So now I have snow covered limbs with freezing rain coming down

Then don't go outside without a jacket.. Protects the arms from snow

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (O2RFr)

160 JT, we might have to move that into a morphine drip .

I don't have any of that.
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (Nysch)

fine, baby aspirin , it is.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:30 AM (gLMhO)

161
In the 50s, a 4 Megaton hydrogen bomb was lost off the island of Tybee. Google maps sez that's 30 minutes away from Savannah.

Thunderball!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

162 Mateen Khan also explains how the "clever" Jews fooled the Europeans into thinking they were "one of them."

-----

Whereas, the muzzies don't even bother with such a ruse, instead openly admitting that they want to wipe out European culture and replace it with their miserable, scowling, hateful system.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (vA7rK)

163 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?

I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

164 >>But what about when super spy Donald Trump asked Putin on national TV to release emails?




Pssst!
He was actually signaling us, LOL!

Posted by: China, who was cc'd on every Hillary email at February 12, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

165 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?

I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I was thinking of him last nite,

The guy that won last nite was really sharp.

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (Nysch)

166 Someone should ask Congresswoman Ilhan Omar if she agrees with the imam?

And if not, why not?

Is she prepared to condemn his remarks?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (RpM6k)

167 45 If you check out the system in Starship Troopers (the book, not the ridiculous movie), citizenship is conferred when the resident performs some probably uncomfortable and potentially dangerous service to the Federation. It does not have to be military service and the Federation is bound to offer appropriate service to anyone, no matter their disability. This at least ensures that everyone exercising the franchise has skin in the game. It would be an interesting experiment. Right now, people can vote for things that violate all sorts of laws, including the laws of physics.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 12, 2019 11:05 AM (xokPM)

My suggestion for voting? Tie it to income taxes vs. benefits received. If you're a net payer, you vote. If you're a net recipient, you don't.

Everyone gets something, but beggars cannot be choosers.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (J+mig)

168 Military service to vote. Mr. Heinlein, where have I heard this idea before?

It's a nice idea, kinda like Donkey-Chomper's GND appeals to her cohorts.

In other words, ZERO.ZERO chance of making it into law. Mental masturbation is nice too, but I prefer the John Daly version -- Grip it and rip it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 11:15 AM (Z4rgH)


Plus, and the reason I don't like this idea, is that it would eventually (and rapidly) become a military that wouldn't think twice about turning it's guns against Americans.

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (Fs5vw)

169 Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French
from having it after they put down Napoleon.

------

Actually, France helped establish an independent Belgium in 1830 as a allied Catholic state against the Protestant Dutch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Revolution


Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

170 163 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?

I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

Maybe he used his jeopardy winnings to spend a long vacation on an island somewhere?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (yTfbH)

171 btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin
________________-

They are if you rub enough lotion on them.

It rubs the lotion on its skin . . . .

Posted by: Jame Gum at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (fqUgw)

172 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?


I believe he has thoroughly committed to hookers and blow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

173 170 163 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?

I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

Maybe he used his jeopardy winnings to spend a long vacation on an island somewhere?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 11:33 AM (yTfbH)

Ah, I hope so. He deserves it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (xJa6I)

174
125 Selling us the rope to hang ourselves was not Lenin, but was Kurschev, during his visit to the US where he visited the Mesta Tool Works. He also liked our TIMEX watches.

wait until he gets a load of our computers.

Posted by: Timex Sinclair 1000 at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (sGtp+)

175 Then don't go outside without a jacket.. Protects the arms from snow
Posted by: It's me donna


ta BOOM tish

Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (LPnfS)

176 172 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?


I believe he has thoroughly committed to hookers and blow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

Ah, I remember being single...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:34 AM (xJa6I)

177 >>My proposal has been to let the illegals stay. In return, they receive no gov't benefits, no citizenship, and no voting privileges. See how fast that turns them into conservatives, if any of them stay. They're not just here for the jobs; they're here for the freebies.




Yeah, but then they have kids, who are granted birthright citizenship, who will be eligible for freebies and who are raised in their parent's culture. We have seen how well this has worked out (San Bernardino shooters, Mexico flag-waving DACA activists).

No.
No to all of the rule-breaking.

Posted by: China, who was cc'd on every Hillary email at February 12, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

178 I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

-------

I think I recall seeing him around on Friday maybe?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

179
170 163 Anyone been hearing from Broseiden recently?

I've been on and off the site recently but haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

Maybe he used his jeopardy winnings to spend a long vacation on an island somewhere?


does this mean we have an estimate for how long it takes alex trebek to cough up the dough?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

180 This post reads like it's missing an opening paragraph or something. We jump right into something sounding good to CBD. Then some sarcasm. Then an expansion to the thoughts which prompted the sarcasm, then finally the quote which prompted the thoughts.

Overall, poorly structured.

We give it a D-.

Posted by: Strunk and White at February 12, 2019 11:36 AM (sZRzw)

181 >>>The Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965, Ted Kennedy's gift to America, might be its destruction.

Classic sci-fi trope. A member of an alien race disguises himself as a crew member and then sabotages the ship, allowing his fellow aliens to board and take over. Kennedy was a lizard person who wore a rubber human mask.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 12, 2019 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

182 Belgium was created as a buffer state by the British to keep the French from having it after they put down Napoleon.

*********

Belgium - a limerick

Belgium's a fine place to go
But there's some info I think you should know
Though the truth often stings
Belgium's known for two things
Brussels sprouts...and Hercule Poirot!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

183 Is Bloomberg APEING Virginia?....Yes there is a dwarf doom monger among us.

Put him down with a BIG SLURPPY(for Him that would be 32 OZ)

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:37 AM (5IHGB)

184 Brussels sprouts...and Hercule Poirot!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

------

And dour people that nicely match the weather.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)

185 Plus, and the reason I don't like this idea, is that it would eventually (and rapidly) become a military that wouldn't think twice about turning it's guns against Americans."

There have been societies in the past that were run by a military caste - Sparta of course, the Mamelukes in Eqypt, and one could argue that the late Roman Empire turned into that. Generally, they end up not being great places to live for anyone except the military.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

186 They're not just here for the jobs; they're here for the freebies.
_________________

Nationally, 64% of foreign-born U.S. residents are on welfare.

In CA, the numbers are even worse. Nearly 75% of the foreign-born in CA are on welfare.

But yeah, let's keep pretending they're just here to work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

187
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (veoSD)

188 *applauds Muldoon*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)

189 186 In CA, the numbers are even worse. Nearly 75% of the foreign-born in CA are on welfare.

But yeah, let's keep pretending they're just here to work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

And likely netting more on welfare than many people who work full-time (though not in CA) gross.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:39 AM (UnA8+)

190 Classic sci-fi trope. A member of an alien race disguises himself as a crew member and then sabotages the ship, allowing his fellow aliens to board and take over. Kennedy was a lizard person who wore a rubber human mask.

________________________________________

It's true. He actually died at Chappaquiddick with Mary Jo Kopechne. We switched his body and the world was none the wiser.

We tried with John McCain after he crashed his plane in Vietnam, but the replacement we sent was mentally defective. Abby Normal, I believe you call it.

Posted by: To Serve Man at February 12, 2019 11:39 AM (RpM6k)

191
btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)


To straight males they are. They're practically beacons. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)

192 If anyone would like to answer my question on the previous thread about stupid questions on job applications or as part of the interview process, please chime in; I would find that interesting and probably amusing. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (AllCR)

193 If you check out the system in Starship Troopers (the book, not the ridiculous movie), citizenship is conferred when the resident performs some probably uncomfortable and potentially dangerous service to the Federation.

+++++++++++

Remember Heinlein's thought about critics:

A critic is someone who can't understand a simple declarative English sentence.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (T09ml)

194 There have been societies in the past that were run by a military caste - Sparta of course, the Mamelukes in Eqypt, and one could argue that the late Roman Empire turned into that. Generally, they end up not being great places to live for anyone except the military.

In Starship Troopers, you couldn't vote until you got out.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (81OU+)

195 Maybe he used his jeopardy winnings to spend a long vacation on an island somewhere?

Or he's stalking Kate Upton on behalf of the Horde.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)

196 Generally, they end up not being great places to live for anyone except the military.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

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Yeah. It's never really great to have one caste alone rule a society - it'll naturally end up being their plaything, for their own benefit.

I like the idea of voting being based on a property requirement. I'm pretty liberal, so being a net-taxpayer would be enough for me, and it would rule out most gov employees from voting. I could see having military service be an exception, though. Enlisted men and officers have shown they have a stake in society, and should have a voice w/o regard to their tax burden, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

197 But yeah, let's keep pretending they're just here to work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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What pisses me off is the idea of abandoning a country.

There's not a lot of worthwhile land as a percentage of this globe. Why are there so many countries that are utterly worthless and nonfunctional?

If over 12% of the Mexican population is here in the USA, I say Mexico should belong to us.

They shouldn't have a country if they can't make it function.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:42 AM (vA7rK)

198 185 Plus, and the reason I don't like this idea, is that it would eventually (and rapidly) become a military that wouldn't think twice about turning it's guns against Americans."

There have been societies in the past that were run by a military caste - Sparta of course, the Mamelukes in Eqypt, and one could argue that the late Roman Empire turned into that. Generally, they end up not being great places to live for anyone except the military.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

It's not a perfect system, but it might be better than we have now.

As I recall, the Military did not rule directly. But Military (or some) Service was required for citizenship.

As for turning guns on citizens....some of them today aren't citizens so much as Marxist infiltrators.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:42 AM (xJa6I)

199 196 Yeah. It's never really great to have one caste alone rule a society - it'll naturally end up being their plaything, for their own benefit.

I like the idea of voting being based on a property requirement. I'm pretty liberal, so being a net-taxpayer would be enough for me, and it would rule out most gov employees from voting. I could see having military service be an exception, though. Enlisted men and officers have shown they have a stake in society, and should have a voice w/o regard to their tax burden, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

There are some state workers whose agencies aren't funded by tax dollars, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 12, 2019 11:42 AM (UnA8+)

200 Just a reminder:

If you have a prayer request for yourself or others and would like it included on tomorrow's prayer list please send it to me at FenelonDirection18 at sign gmail.com by 7:00 EST tonight. Thanks for praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 11:42 AM (AllCR)

201
btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)


au contraire.


Posted by: 53 Caddy at February 12, 2019 11:42 AM (TAmPV)

202 185 Plus, and the reason I don't like this idea, is that it would eventually (and rapidly) become a military that wouldn't think twice about turning it's guns against Americans."

There have been societies in the past that were run by a military caste - Sparta of course, the Mamelukes in Eqypt, and one could argue that the late Roman Empire turned into that. Generally, they end up not being great places to live for anyone except the military.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

Every Governmental system eventually fails.

Its just a question of how long it will last before it is taken under by human nature.


The reason for the Second Amendment can be seen in the Declaration of Independence, which says its up to the People to decide their form of Government... its their duty and right.


The Founders understood that ONLY an armed People, will have a choice in what Government comes next, after the present government falls.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (NgKpN)

203 The guy makes some really good points in this video, and it is hard to refute them. I am uncomfortable with the idea of granting voting rights based on military service, but it does make logical sense.

It's a horrible idea.

Heinlein's proposal wasn't military service, but any federal service. So Pvt. Joe Snuffy's vote is balanced out by Judy Smith, who spent two years working for the EPA to "clean up" a river, or as a page in Congress. In fact, you'd likely see a huge amount of government positions created for all those happy little leftists to earn their voting rights. Meanwhile, there'd be less concern regarding military casualties, since they're more likely to be right-wing voters once they get out.

Implementing such a system would likely result in a hereditary ruling class where the children of the privileged would be sent to cushy jobs while the those who weren't part of the elite are sent to die on foreign battlefields before they can become a problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (wCmLp)

204 They're practically beacons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

and this is where I sigh and say 'men'

as a chick I find it funny that men are attracted to something that I had nothing to do with!. where's my accolades for my chosen nature? my jokes? my intellect? ok I am saying this of other women, not all of us can be held to a standard,
i'm just a wallflower personally.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (gLMhO)

205 192 If anyone would like to answer my question on the previous thread about stupid questions on job applications or as part of the interview process, please chime in; I would find that interesting and probably amusing. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (AllCR)

they're all annoying

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

" What is your greatest weakness? "

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (BJlbN)

206 195 Maybe he used his jeopardy winnings to spend a long vacation on an island somewhere?

Or he's stalking Kate Upton on behalf of the Horde.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)

I like this idea. I think Kate Upton is out of the market but maybe Charlotte McKinney isn't locked up yet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (xJa6I)

207 Dallas does the same thing as NYC. It's a sanctuary city, and the only way to make it look like there's not a massive crime wave is to simply not report crimes. My car was broken into four times in 2018. Despite reporting them to police, how many of those times made it to the Dallas PD crime map? Zero! Ditto all of the package thefts, vandalism, and random shootings (of stuff, not people).

I am definitely in a neighborhood of immigrants, and, trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (QAOZh)

208 btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)


To straight males they are. They're practically beacons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)


Yes. Yes they are. Beacons of hope and blissful comfort.

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

209 Where is this welfare monkey you speak of in baboon tones?
you scratch my back i'll scratch yours and bite of the fleas sorta deal is it?

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:44 AM (5IHGB)

210 as a chick I find it funny that men are attracted to something that I had nothing to do with!. where's my accolades for my chosen nature? my jokes? my intellect? ok I am saying this of other women, not all of us can be held to a standard,
i'm just a wallflower personally.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (gLMhO)


I've known a few guys who were ass-men because, in one's words, "She can't influence her tits, but a great ass is the product of hard work."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 11:44 AM (wCmLp)

211 Another franchise thought from Mr. Heinlein was that, upon entering the voting booth, one deposited an ounce of gold (or equivalent valuta), and was presented with a quadratic equation.

Successfully solve the equation, the voting machine unlocked, one voted, and one's deposit was returned.

Fail the solution? The voting booth curtains were flung back, a red light flashed, a bell rang, and you slunk from the area, minus your valuta.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (DMUuz)

212 Re: Senate Intel -
So do we get to remind all of the collusion narrative pushers, for the rest of their careers, that they staked their integrity on partisan wishcasting? Forever and ever? Perhaps at least an exception to Twitter's censorship regarding recommendation that they seek a first career in software development? (It's not a second career if you were never a professional in the first place.)

Posted by: Bloomingdales Fake News Graphic Tee at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (wx6iv)

213

Retired astronaut Mark Kelly announced Tuesday that he will run for the late Sen. John McCain's Arizona Senate seat in 2020 to finish the term.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)

214 Liberals believe that mankid is more or less perfectable. This always results in a high body count.

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (90T4r)

215 I sorrow a lot, of everyone that want breasts as the beacon to humankind.


but I stop at a point and realize there are Boobs, and Boobs of different genders, and pause.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (gLMhO)

216 I like the idea of voting being based on a property requirement. I'm pretty liberal, so being a net-taxpayer would be enough for me, and it would rule out most gov employees from voting. I could see having military service be an exception, though. Enlisted men and officers have shown they have a stake in society, and should have a voice w/o regard to their tax burden, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

The main requirement should be that the voter has some skin in the game, so that he or she will bear some of the pain from reckless spending decisions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (nPGq2)

217 China's role in tech censorship

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6n2muc2

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

218 where's my accolades for my chosen nature?

Willow - you are the bestest!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Vaudville Critic ... at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (LPnfS)

219 I hear Virginia has compulsory COON FUNG sightings.........................

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:46 AM (5IHGB)

220 As others in the horde have repeatedly posted - voter ID laws are essential to saving our country. If a person that claims not to have any ID and they wouldn't be able to get ID to vote, ask them this - if you won the lottery worth millions but had to produce ID to cash in your winnings, would you be able to get ID?

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (oiNtH)

221 The problem with military service is... What's it going to be in 10 years?

Unmanned drones going into war.

It won't be any great mark of respect in my opinion if you "served your country" by sitting in an office, eating Cheetos, and steering a remote controlled bomber.

That ain't exactly Audey Murphy.

And another 10 years after that there won't even be the lazy ass in the office. It'll be A.I.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (vA7rK)

222 520 Just to amuse myself: If anyone would like to volunteer to answer this question, "What is the stupidest question you've ever been asked as part of a job application process or interview?" I would like to hear. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 11:37 AM (AllCR)

The classic 'what are your greatest weaknesses?' is up there.

I got asked if I'd ever had an STD once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (xJa6I)

223 -
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"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"



" What is your greatest weakness? "

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM
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1: I am not psychic
2: See 1

Posted by: irright at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (pMGkg)

224 220 As others in the horde have repeatedly posted - voter ID laws are essential to saving our country. If a person that claims not to have any ID and they wouldn't be able to get ID to vote, ask them this - if you won the lottery worth millions but had to produce ID to cash in your winnings, would you be able to get ID?

Dude down at the corner says he'd do anything I want for 10% of the winnings.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (8erNz)

225 "What is the stupidest question you've ever been asked as part of a job application process or interview?" I would like to hear. Thx."

Answer: "That one!!!"

okay that's the snarky answer. Real test is to see if you can figure out what the interviewer wants to hear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

226 Implementing such a system would likely result in a hereditary ruling class where the children of the privileged would be sent to cushy jobs while the those who weren't part of the elite are sent to die on foreign battlefields before they can become a problem.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (wCmLp)

But would that be more or less stable than a Democracy, where politicians figure out they can bribe the public, by creating money to give them 'free shit'?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (NgKpN)

227 I FONDLY remember breasts.....................

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (5IHGB)

228 205 192 If anyone would like to answer my question on the previous thread about stupid questions on job applications or as part of the interview process, please chime in; I would find that interesting and probably amusing. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 11:40 AM (AllCR)

they're all annoying

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

" What is your greatest weakness? "
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (BJlbN)

I hate those idiotic questions. Who gives a shit where I see myself in five years? Hell, I could be dead for all I know. What's the point of asking this stupid crap?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

229 War Turtle!

McConnell is considering taking up the green new deal for a vote in the Senate as a way to rattle Sen Dems, per a McConnell aide here at the Cap

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

230 "Et bien, I must how do you say, my little grey cells, Alors!"


Oh, pardon me, I thought it was "Talk Like a Poirot" Day.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 11:49 AM (m45I2)

231 Liberals believe that mankid is more or less perfectable. This always results in a high body count.

Posted by: kraken

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And, weirdly enough, they think we can reach that perfection by merely following good intentions, throwing good money after bad, and abandoning objective reality under the notion that if we all believe the same fantasy then it's the same thing as reality.

...Oh, BTW, some men menstruate.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:49 AM (vA7rK)

232 The main requirement should be that the voter has some skin in the game, so that he or she will bear some of the pain from reckless spending decisions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (nPGq2)

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People who contribute nothing to the treasury having a say in it how it's spent is silly on its face.

Those same people potentially being on the receiving end of transfer payments from the treasury is even sillier. It makes less than no sense.

When you think about it, universal suffrage in a welfare state is one of the stupidest single ideas in human history.

How could anyone have ever thought this would work?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

233 Retired astronaut Mark Kelly announced Tuesday that he will run for the late Sen. John McCain's Arizona Senate seat in 2020 to finish the term.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)

Isn't that Gabby Giffords' handler?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (nPGq2)

234 Long time lurker, de lurking for a moment. Sorry if this has already been covered today, but did anyone happen to accidentally see the Beto rally in El Paso on cspan last night? He was on a stage in front of some chain link fence with people behind it (a bar perhaps??) and the real kicker was the big screen TV in the background playing Trump's rally!! My hubby and I were laughing our asses off! If I knew how to link it, I would, but alas...

Posted by: Patty at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (kncJV)

235 Retired astronaut Mark Kelly announced Tuesday that he will run for the late Sen. John McCain's Arizona Senate seat in 2020 to finish the term.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)

Huh whu?

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (cxHbL)

236 Fenelon they don't wanna hire a dead man walking with mutiple weaknesses ..............

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (5IHGB)

237 Retired astronaut Mark Kelly announced Tuesday that he will run for the late Sen. John McCain's Arizona Senate seat in 2020 to finish the term.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)

Isn't that Gabby Giffords' handler?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

----

We should all say to them, "Thank you for your service as crisis actors."

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (vA7rK)

238 I hate those idiotic questions. Who gives a shit where I see myself in five years? Hell, I could be dead for all I know. What's the point of asking this stupid crap?"

They're trying to screen out people who would answer "Standing on top of your corpse, Laughing!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)

239 LAWYER: MUELLER WILL SAY NOTHING!
'WILL NOT ISSUE REPORT'

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Way to stand up and be a man, Bobby!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)

240 I have interviewed numerous people, and the point of the interviw is to read the interviewee... to see if if they are likely to be an asset, or not.
The questions are pretty much irrelevant... the response is what you watch.

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (90T4r)

241 Mark Kelly is the Gun Grabbers Great White Hope.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

242 okay that's the snarky answer. Real test is to see if you can figure out what the interviewer wants to hear.

Q "I see you were out of the workforce for a few years..."

A "No I wasn't in prison."

(actually, one of the best hires I ever made was a guy whose resume probably went straight to the shredder at half a dozen companies because he'd spent full-time as executor closing out his parents' estate - it took a few years - after they died in quick succession.)

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (8erNz)

243 >>As others in the horde have repeatedly posted - voter ID laws are essential to saving our country.


Also: Voting IN PERSON on election day.

Every other change has been to enable more fraud, such as:
-- Motor-voter - makes a mess of voter rolls that blue states then never clean out, so they have wiggle room for voter fraud (easier to hide late ballot dumps if voter registration #s greatly exceed # voting-eligible residents)
-- Same-day voter registration - allows voting in multiple precincts/states (right?)
-- 100 % mail-in - allows others to vote using your ballot
-- Early voting - makes it easier to vote in multiple precincts/states
-- Ballot harvesting - AYFKM?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

244
Then don't go outside without a jacket.. Protects the arms from snow
=====

Nothing defends against the stupidity of a Klobuchar who doesn't know to come in from the frozen rain.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (MIKMs)

245 Require people to purchase the right to vote for a specific period of time (say, a year). During that period, they are also the first to be drafted, and can be called up to serve on jury duty. They're also prohibited from receiving any government assistance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (wCmLp)

246 The classic 'what are your greatest weaknesses?' is up there.

I got asked if I'd ever had an STD once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (xJa6I)


I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)

247 Before y'all start re-writing citizenship rules, please step back and remember we only vote for one office nationally.. the President.

We are a Republic, and mostly vote locally to send Representatives to our state houses and Congress.

Seems to work pretty well to me!

All the worries about influx of aliens taking over our government ignores two facts:

We've got enough home-grown Free Shit Army generals right here like Occasional-Cortex, 90% of millenials and a good portion of the rest of the country who would rather take the dole from Uncle Sugar than go get a job.

Point 2 - the immigrants tend to migrate to blue states.. having super majorities of Dems in, say, New York or Cali or even Illinois doesn't give them any more representation.

Sucks for us in those blue states, though!

There is always the threat the gimmes will take over and start voting themselves more free shit..

We need a GOP with a backbone.. Ryan fucked up the last two years and now Palsi has the reins.. god forgive us if they take the Senate and the White House back!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (so+oy)

248 I denounce everything. Just to be sure. Thousand points of light. 'Merica.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (whUgy)

249
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

" What is your greatest weakness? "
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (BJlbN)

I hate those idiotic questions. Who gives a shit where I see myself in five years? Hell, I could be dead for all I know. What's the point of asking this stupid crap?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

And the LAST answer you want to give, is the real one...

Where do I see myself in 5 years? on THAT side of the desk, asking questions to hire your replacement.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

250 Real test is to see if you can figure out what the interviewer wants to hear.


*****


Like Vizzini trying to discern which wine glass Wesley had tainted with the iocaine powder.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)

251 btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin



Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)

===
They are if there oiled up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (pw+jk)

252 "I am uncomfortable with the idea of granting voting rights based on military service, but it does make logical sense."

See "Starship Troopers" by Robt. Heinlein

Posted by: aelfheld at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (IxDhF)

253 The classic 'what are your greatest weaknesses?' is up there.

I got asked if I'd ever had an STD once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (xJa6I)

addicted to porn at work...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (so+oy)

254 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?
Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)
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I don't even want to KNOW what kind of a job you were applying for.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (U5tDi)

255 I asked a woman I interviewed if she had a cat... she laughed, said no... hired her... ( the other snowfake interviewer was appalled)...

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (90T4r)

256 246 The classic 'what are your greatest weaknesses?' is up there.

I got asked if I'd ever had an STD once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (xJa6I)


I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?
Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)

Can I be like the Paolo? and do both?

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

257 Man does not live by bread alone . . .

Researchers tackle carbs, gluten in bread...

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Or, apparently, at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (+y/Ru)

258 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?"

I wonder if it would have been a plus or a minus to have pointed out that if you get enough of the second, you'll always get the first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

259 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?

Posted by: Sooner

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Isn't that assuming your sexual preference?

Ding! Time for a lawsuit!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (vA7rK)

260 Adriane the Vaudville Critic,
ahh, sits back in relief, someone understands my shtick.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (gLMhO)

261 My greatest weakness is my inability to NOT beat the living shit out of people who ask "What is your greatest weakness.?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (RpM6k)

262 246: tell them make lots so you can just buy a beautiful woman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (nDe2U)

263 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)

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I don't even want to KNOW what kind of a job you were applying for.



Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (U5tDi)


Musician comes to mind. Cake and eat it too. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (9Om/r)

264 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?
Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)

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I think that question is to see if you're retarded. Sex with hot chicks won't get you money as a man. Money will get you sex with hot chicks, though.

It's basically asking whether you'd like to have one desirable thing, or two desirable things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)

265 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?"

I wonder if it would have been a plus or a minus to have pointed out that if you get enough of the second, you'll always get the first.

Posted by: Tom Servo

----

And if you shoot some good video of the first, you can make a nice stack of the second!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (vA7rK)

266 240: Yup, you are trying to judge if the person is going to be a coaster or a worker and if they fit with group they will work with. Someone might be skilled and a go-getter but unable to deal with the group dynamics.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (jUcoH)

267 Former Astronaut Mark Kelly was also a former Navy combat pilot, and was raised by a police officer.

Don't be fooled - he's as liberal and duplicitous as Mc Cain. How appropriate.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (oiNtH)

268 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?
Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)


I'd respond with "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime".

If you make money you can always have sex with a beautiful woman, but having sex with a beautiful woman gets you little but memories.

Teach a

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (8erNz)

269
Virginia Governor Northam restores voting rights for over 10,000 previously convicted felons.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (jYje5)

270 We may have to decide to let it burn. If those who can do anything, won't or cooperate with our enemies then perhaps giving in all the way would be the better option instead of fighting every inch.

I say that because whether they're doing this to enable it or just don't care, a massive influx of illegals will over burden the welfare system bringing it to a halt.

That means a lot of possibly innocent people will suffer but they will most likely anyway. The rich and middle class won't get hurt too bad and the lower classes will get it in the neck no matter what.

That was one of Piven'Cloward strategy I believe?

So let it happen open up the borders and let a million or so come in and allow the bleeding hearts to see and experience what happens. The cleanup will horrendous but I think we'll finally get a wall or else collapse. And in a collapse the newly arrived will be at a distinct disadvantage.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (WG0xd)

271 249
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

" What is your greatest weakness? "
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 11:43 AM (BJlbN)

I hate those idiotic questions. Who gives a shit where I see myself in five years? Hell, I could be dead for all I know. What's the point of asking this stupid crap?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

And the LAST answer you want to give, is the real one...

Where do I see myself in 5 years? on THAT side of the desk, asking questions to hire your replacement.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

It's a no-win question. If you answer that you expect to be doing the job you're being interviewed for, then you come of as unambitious. But if you answer that you expect to be in the next job up the ladder, then you aren't dedicated to the job you're being interviewed for & only see it as a placeholder.

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

272 My greatest weakness is my inability to NOT beat the living shit out of people who ask "What is your greatest weakness.?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (RpM6k)

Should be covered under ADA.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (cxHbL)

273 Just a test. Beg pardon.

☪💣.......☮e✡⚚☯✟

Posted by: mindful webworker's at it again at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (X1xnz)

274 ITALICAN EMOJIS!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

275
I don't even want to KNOW what kind of a job you were applying for.
Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (U5tDi)


Believe it or not, it was for a job selling insurance.

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (Fs5vw)

276
I'd respond with "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime".

If you make money you can always have sex with a beautiful woman, but having sex with a beautiful woman gets you little but memories.

Teach a
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (8erNz)

when I hear this I always think , may a man get what he derserves.

anyone want to be in Bezos shoes this morning?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (gLMhO)

277 It's a no-win question. If you answer that you expect to be doing the job you're being interviewed for, then you come of as unambitious. But if you answer that you expect to be in the next job up the ladder, then you aren't dedicated to the job you're being interviewed for & only see it as a placeholder.

"Shopping a business plan up and down Sand Hill for the firm that's going to replace this one in the market."

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (8erNz)

278 I'd respond with "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime".

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Promise a man you'll give him someone else's fish and he'll vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

...and even after death.

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 12:00 PM (vA7rK)

279 It's a no-win question.

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Yup. I like to obviate it, and answer with something about a personal goal. Short-circuit that shit. They might try and come back with a direct question about where you see yourself professionally, but usually not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (AzW6q)

280 It's a no-win question. If you answer that you expect to be doing the job you're being interviewed for, then you come of as unambitious. But if you answer that you expect to be in the next job up the ladder, then you aren't dedicated to the job you're being interviewed for & only see it as a placeholder.

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That's it! It's the Kobiashi Maru!

Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (vA7rK)

281 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?


*******



Oh, wonderful! You've decided to offer me the job and we're moving on to discuss the benefits package. Thanks.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (m45I2)

282 276
I'd respond with "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime".

If you make money you can always have sex with a beautiful woman, but having sex with a beautiful woman gets you little but memories.

Teach a
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (8erNz)

when I hear this I always think , may a man get what he derserves.

anyone want to be in Bezos shoes this morning?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (gLMhO)

*Raises hand*

I'd still like to be a billionaire in charge of the world's biggest e-commerce company, yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (xJa6I)

283 278

Promise a man you'll give him someone else's fish and he'll vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

...and even after death.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2019 12:00 PM (vA7rK)

IOW, LBJ was a shrewd monster....

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (90T4r)

284 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?
Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (Fs5vw)


The proper response is, "Your mom pays me."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (wCmLp)

285

Fuck this imam and the diseased horse his syphilitic chicken rode in on.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (S/hVx)

286 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?


*******



Oh, wonderful! You've decided to offer me the job and we're moving on to discuss the benefits package. Thanks.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (m45I2)

it's going to cost you more, btw.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (gLMhO)

287 266 240: Yup, you are trying to judge if the person is going to be a coaster or a worker and if they fit with group they will work with. Someone might be skilled and a go-getter but unable to deal with the group dynamics. "

Dilbert has had a number of good strips on the theme of "You'll fit right in here."

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

288

What Mayor Pete Buttigieg thinks about Mike Pence and 7 other takeaways from his new book

https://outline.com/TXePhm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (aKsyK)

289 Sex. One of the most ephemeral of quests that men pursue.

A desire to fill a place which has nothing will contribute nothing to the man's wealth or health. Quite the contrary.

A void filled only for a moment or two and that is over and gone so quickly that one has to be obsessive to remember how it felt at all.

Yet without it our entire civilization would be dust.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (WG0xd)

290 Mark and your package That You thought was so awesome having been exposed to everyone and the hook line and tits it took to get you on it?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (gLMhO)

291 Why is Mayor Buttgig important, again???

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (90T4r)

292 kraken, I actually don't know who you are referring to?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (gLMhO)

293 Smooooooooth . . .

Ebola vaccine offered in exchange for sex, say women...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

294 Well Scrogg Dog was annoying but he had a point about LEOs. They are mostly union men, they like an authoritarian system, yada yada. I forgot to distrust them and got a ticket last week after the LEO directing traffic at an accident seemed to wave me through. Beginning of the month so the PD should not have been working to meet ticket quotas but they ARE all driving really nice SUVs and almost every little traffic incident or anything they can send 2 cars out. Oh well, better to relearn "dont' trust em" with a traffic ticket vs if it was a serious matter but for those of you who can learn w/o the direct pain "never trust em"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (jUcoH)

295 Ebola vaccine offered in exchange for sex, say women...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

UN in town?

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (cxHbL)

296 Fuck this imam and the diseased horse his syphilitic chicken rode in on.


Posted by: irongrampa at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (S/hVx)


Then straight to the iron cage..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (9Om/r)

297 280 It's a no-win question. If you answer that you expect to be doing the job you're being interviewed for, then you come of as unambitious. But if you answer that you expect to be in the next job up the ladder, then you aren't dedicated to the job you're being interviewed for & only see it as a placeholder. "

I learned about those questions, and how important it was to understand the interviewer, by a high school English teacher who was a burnt out ex-hippie. He loved to ask "What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years? for extra credit on his final exams. Word got around after a bit that if you said "well I'm going to be using my college degree to buy a house and start a family" you would get a C or a C-; but if you said "I'm gonna be living on Mars and communing with the Space Aliens in Peace and Love" you would get an A+.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

298 Of interest to the gearheads here: John Harold Haynes, publisher of Haynes Manuals, has passed away. Obit is interesting:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4c6bmgq

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (nPGq2)

299 253 The classic 'what are your greatest weaknesses?' is up there.

I got asked if I'd ever had an STD once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 11:47 AM (xJa6I)

addicted to porn at work...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (so+oy)

Kinda. I was applying for a job as a bouncer at a strip club called New York West in Ames.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

300 this is how I think of Bezos, a smart guy that fell for a little or nothing blow job.

half his fortune and a hell of a lot more in funds and perception .

he's a typical shlub, led around by his nature, instead of his brain. And not a king that people won't remember and laugh

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (gLMhO)

301 In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Posted by: Tony Montana at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (/tuJf)

302 Why is Mayor Buttgig important, again???

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (90T4r)

Because he is queer, and a Democrat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (nPGq2)

303 290 Mark and your package That You thought was so awesome having been exposed to everyone and the hook line and tits it took to get you on it?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (gLMhO)

The juice is worth the squeeze. Sure Bezos is having a rough time of it. But he can always walk away and MERELY be a multi-billionare in retirement any time he wants to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (xJa6I)

304 258 I got asked once, would you rather have sex with a beautiful woman.......or make money?"

If you're a gigolo, you can do both at the same time.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

305 Virginia Governor Northam restores voting rights for over 10,000 previously convicted felons.

Posted by: Newest Nic

He's touting this as everyone deserves a second chance and his administration is dedicated to promoting civil rights.

What a load of lying crap this guy is on so many levels. I guess little infants have no civil rights, eh crap weasel?

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (oiNtH)

306 Bezos believed the company Hype. He thought he could do anything and succeed at it.

He thought he could get away with cheating on his wife and still retain all his wealth as he wouldn't get caught.

Most men and women are brought down by over confidence, greed and laziness.

It's easy to think you'll get away with something if you already have. You don't stop to think that maybe you've got enough for a while. And it's easier to keep doing what you've been doing than to back off and do something else or just take a break. We're all driven by our desires. And they're hard to ignore.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (WG0xd)

307 Mark worth the squeeze? SHE outted him and his less then manly self, no hero, just a dick on wheels.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (gLMhO)

308 Having observed many charismatic people, It's confidence you have to have. Confidence in your self and/or what you're doing.

That attracts both women and job offers.

I believe that having a woman attracted to you (at least one) is necessary for long term confidence which is the real decider of whether you get rich or not. And yet even then smart and confident people fail all the time.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:14 PM (WG0xd)

309 I think Bezos got ratted out by his girlfriend's brother or brother in law who works for AMI.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:16 PM (WG0xd)

310 Jakee, why would his Love of His life, His main Squeeze show a brother her Lovers, her Dear one, his dick pics?

hahaha

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (gLMhO)

311 anyway, as if men haven't heard this by now, Quit being lead astray by that little one.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (gLMhO)

312 I believe that having a woman attracted to you (at least one) is necessary for long term confidence which is the real decider of whether you get rich or not. And yet even then smart and confident people fail all the time."

I had a geology professor way back when, a very smart and engaging South African who had come up with a novel way to find untapped gold deposits, and put together a well financed group to test his theories. He was very smart, very confidant, but the result, as he explained it, was an "engineering triumph, but a geological disaster."

After that, he explained that "I did what all Great Failures do - I became a College Professor!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

313 Bezos mistress isn't even that attractive
maybe she's talented in bed

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (BJlbN)

314 votermom, hell who wouldn't be for billions if one is into that.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (gLMhO)

315 bezos got what he desired, and more.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (gLMhO)

316 anyway, as if men haven't heard this by now, Quit being lead astray by that girthy monster.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM


FIFM

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (jYje5)

317 newest , dreamers...

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (gLMhO)

318 look bezos new chica hasn't even had a kid to ruin Everything !

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (gLMhO)

319 Bezos mistress isn't even that attractive
maybe she's talented in bed

-
Maybe she does the San Francisco earthquake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

320 History is full of stories of the rich and powerful being brought down by the promise of a little strange. The Bible is a good place to start with that history.

Posted by: Sooner at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (Fs5vw)

321 Anyone know how, why and when our Senators and Reps became employees of/paid by the Federal government? I would like to see each state pay their Congress critters from state funds and set their compensation as each state feels is appropriate.

Might make them think a little more about where their loyalty lies.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (RfzVr)

322
newest , dreamers...

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM


Nah, no brag required. But I think a lot of behavior with men is related to feelings of inadequacy in 'that' department. So they have to compensate with the shiniest car, the biggest boat, the latest toy. Maybe swap out the wife for some other bimbo to prove something.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (jYje5)

323 Damn I'm always late to the game. I always take the time to read all the pun filled posts here, then my curiosity gets the better of me and I have to wander off into the Wormhole internet and try to figure out what y'all are talking about. Then my ADHD leads me down some rabbit hole by the time I have figured everything out you all have moved on. Always late to the game but still playing besides it's still more interesting than caring for the paterfamilias

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (qdINy)

324 The Boss is up

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=379741

Coffee break's over

Back on your knees

Posted by: mindful webworker's invisible inaudible corgi whistle at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (X1xnz)

325 1 guy shows amazing business Acumen and foresight develops business model utilizing the internet to make a gazillion dollars
2 guy gets so rich he buys a newspaper so he can spread his own personal brand of BS
3 loves being the center of attention and having everyone bow down to his genius
4 takes a pic of his junk and releases it to the wormhole
5 is surprised and outraged that everyone is laughing

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (qdINy)

326 191
btw breasts aren't shiny. just sayin

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 11:22 AM (gLMhO)


To straight males they are. They're practically beacons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)


Thus, "headlights"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (di1hb)

327 Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (gLMhO)

Small in size (relatively) but large in influence.

If it weren't for the penis civilization wouldn't exist.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (WG0xd)

328 Okay I'm laughing my ass off. Tried to read a Faux
News article regarding the Bezos dick scandal, halfway through the sentence started out Pecker's lawyer
Confused the heck out of me. Does Bezos have so much money his dick has a lawyer?

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (qdINy)

329 IP hash test...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 12, 2019 03:51 PM (7s3Gx)

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