Justice4Jussie Update: Smollett Turns Over "Heavily Redacted" Phone Records, Which Police Call "Inadequate;"
Police Consider Charging Him for Filing a False Report

We're all stunned by the news.

Police in Chicago say the actor who claimed he was the victim of a racist and homophobic attack near his home has not provided them with enough phone records to help their investigation.

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According to multiple reports, Smollett had refused to turn over his phone to officers after telling officers he was speaking with his manager at the time of the ambush.

Smollett has now reportedly released a heavily redacted record of his calls to police however, police Superintendent Eddie Johnson said the records "are not sufficient and do not meet the burden of a criminal investigation," according to the Chicago Tribune.

The growing lack of evidence in the case has reportedly pushed Chicago police to even consider charging Smollett with filing a false report. CBS Chicago and other local outlets report that Johnson still wants Smollett treated as a victim, but will pursue charges against the actor if the case is proven to be a hoax.

Earlier in the week, Smollett's neighbors called bullshit on his story.

"I don't believe it happened the way he said it did," said Agin Muhammad, who lives in the same swank high-rise near the Navy Pier as Smollett.

"I've been in this neighborhood five years. I don't believe it, not around here... Half the people are gay and the other half are black."

A patron at Lizzie McNeill's Irish Pub, about a block from the scene of the alleged Jan. 29 incident, said Smollett’s story "doesn't really make sense."

"It's a lie, because Chicago is the most liberal city around," said the man, who wouldn’t give his name. "They have cameras everywhere... Why can't they find the attack?"

Cops have said they found plenty of surveillance video, but none that captured the incident.

Mediaite's NeverTrump idiot John Ziegler says that his sources in Chicago tell him that almost everyone believes this is a hoax but doesn't want to be mobbed by SJWs for saying so.

I can't recall a large crime story where there was a bigger gap between what the police and media are saying publicly, and what they expressing behind the scenes, than the saga involving the recent alleged hate crime against actor Jussie Smollett. Similarly, there may not be a story where you can tell more by what has not happened, in comparison to what actually has occurred.


The current public stance of the Chicago police is that earlier this month, at 2 a.m. on a very cold Chicago night, Smollett was the victim of what appears to be a heinous hate crime where he was physically attacked by two men, and humiliated due to his race, homosexuality, and possibly his opposition to President Donald Trump. The Chicago media, in official reports, has largely treated that narrative as legitimate, while chronicling the complete lack of suspects and corroborating evidence as more of a frustration than any indication that something else might be going on here.

Behind the scenes, however, based on conversations I have had with multiple people covering the story, there is a radically different take on what really did happen to Smollett. In short, there is near unanimity among police sources that Smollett's story is very likely not true. And that even the media outlets still regurgitating the current "party line" don't really believe it.

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[I]n this hyper-sensitive media environment, any sort of deviation from the accepted storyline by the police or the news media, much like if your seven-year-old kid is showing subtle signs they no longer believe in Santa Claus, must be given exponentially greater significance than it normally would. Here, both the police and news media in Chicago have provided plenty of those types of veiled indications, both publicly and privately.

Among other things, the police have made it very clear they have not yet found any proof of an attack, despite having almost all of Smollett's movements on surveillance video. They have disclosed that Smollett would not give over his cell phone to verify his timeline of events. They even published photos of "persons of interest" that they had to know were going to be universally mocked for being obviously irrelevant.

In my view, none of those important revelations would have been made public in the way that they were, unless there was extreme suspicion within the police force that Smollett's story was not fully accurate.

By extension, media figures would not be being told by their police sources, as I have been told is currently happening both routinely and with vigor, that the authorities are acting on the assumption that they will never find any evidence to fully substantiate Smollett's story.

BTW, Don Lemon says he texts his support to Jussie Smollett just about every day. (No, really.)

A big question is: Assuming this is a hoax, will the police report it as a hoax, or just let it all fade and pretend the "investigation is still ongoing" forever?

I say the latter, but this reporter says the cops will make a final report, one way or the other:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 11:53 AM




Comments

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1 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 11:49 AM (/wAOm)

2 When it's shown to be a hoax it will never be heard of again

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

3 The surprise is astonishing.

Posted by: Someguy at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (BqByW)

4 Sad!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2019 11:50 AM (wGbBR)

5 Hello, Horde! Poor Jussie. No one believes him except the SJW's.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (2sCft)

6 Justice Ginsburg is not in the office today, again.

She has been participating in an experiment in hopes of preserving her mental abilities in order that she can continue serving on the Court into the future. As you may know, Justice Ginsburg's various medical conditions have taken quite a toll, raising a concern as to how much longer she will be able to perform her duties as a Supreme Court Justice.

Scientists at the Eureka Hospital Experimental Laboratory have developed an experimental procedure that offered a possible solution to this problem. The procedure involves exchanging the mind of a human being with that of a chicken.

In an operating theater before a large audience of fellow doctors, a scientist placed a metal cap containing electrodes onto the head of Justice Ginsburg and another onto the head of a healthy chicken.

The metal caps were connected to a machine and a switch was flipped, transposing the two minds, placing the consciousness of the chicken into the body of Justice Ginsburg and the consciousness of Justice Ginsburg into the body of the chicken.

The plan was for the chicken, hosting Justice Ginsburg's mind, to continue serving out Justice Ginsburg's term on the Court as an Associate Justice.

However, post-procedure testing in which both parties were given moot court cases to adjudicate resulted in a surprise for the scientists.

As it turned out, the mind of the chicken proved greatly superior to that of Justice Ginsburg in terms of adherence to the rule of law and fidelity to the Constitution.

It appears the scientists were unfamiliar with Justice Ginsburg's history of jurisprudence prior to performing the procedure.

Posted by: Justice Kagan at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (DuAZ5)

7 believe ALL gays. it's simple, really.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)

8 My surprised face:




There.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (0tfLf)

9 "BTW, Don Lemon says he texts his support to Jussie Smollett just about every day. (No, really.)"

I need a new boyfriend. I'm lonely.--Don the Lemon Squeezer.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (3sjI6)

10 What kind of name is Rafer? Anyone know?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 11:52 AM (ppBhU)

11 Supplies!

Posted by: Chinese Butt Banger! at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (vcOmj)

12 Scientists at the Eureka Hospital Experimental Laboratory have developed an experimental procedure that offered a possible solution to this problem. The procedure involves exchanging the mind of a human being with that of a chicken.

*************

There are still plenty of chickens running around I-5 in Olympia, south of Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (0tfLf)

13 Don Lemon
Meatballs
Noose


This Story has everything!

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2019 11:53 AM (/wAOm)

14 As it turned out, the mind of the chicken proved greatly superior to that of Justice Ginsburg in terms of adherence to the rule of law and fidelity to the Constitution.

It appears the scientists were unfamiliar with Justice Ginsburg's history of jurisprudence prior to performing the procedure.
Posted by: Justice Kagan at February 12, 2019 11:51 AM (DuAZ5)

Well, chickens are better at math than me.--Notorious RBG.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 11:54 AM (3sjI6)

15 Missed out on top ten. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (FBm+D)

16 Don Lemon
Meatballs
Noose


This Story has everything!
Posted by: garrett


Whatever happened to that lost flight from Malaysian Airlines?

Huh? And you think this story has everything.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (vcOmj)

17 "I'd turn over this phone but you know its full of child porn images of bois and that would get me in some deep trouble so, nah"
--Jussie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (39g3+)

18 Next time just call me Jussie, I've tried to tell you Grindr can be dangerous!

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 12, 2019 11:55 AM (SkuXa)

19 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Oh, and no fingerprints on the bottle.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (zeobe)

20 Nothing will happen to Jussie, as nothing will happen to the Virginia three... because... trump haters

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

21 The calls to the local gay hooker are redacted.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (pw+jk)

22 My Subway sammich beat me up REAL GOOD, I relish that,and yes since you arsked I am a FOOT LONG.

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (5IHGB)

23 I'm guessing it's raaacist and anti-LGBTQ to laugh at this, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

24 So this must mean that the reporters and the police are more afraid of SJWs than us Deplorables.

After all, it is Trump supporters who were maligned by this drama queen.





Posted by: Pam at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (qRq6C)

25 I am just shocked - shocked I say - that this could be a hoax or a false report. Especially given how much Chicago really is "MAGA Country..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

26 Everyone knows that the only purpose of police is to re-enforce the leftist narrative and facilitate victimhood publicity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 11:58 AM (xfb67)

27 Jamie Farr stepped into this controversy.
He voiced his support for Trump and MAGA
And stated that he thought the JS story is BS
Needless to say the Twitter universe is upset with Mr Farr being such a terrible person


I guess he is a
Bitter Klinger

Posted by: Sherman T Potter at February 12, 2019 11:58 AM (P6KKD)

28 25 I am just shocked - shocked I say - that this could be a hoax or a false report. Especially given how much Chicago really is "MAGA Country..."

LOL... Especially at 2 AM in a blizzard

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

29 Don Lemon says he texts his support = dick pix.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 11:58 AM (pw+jk)

30 Why do your Twitter caps have Cyrillic writing at the bottom?

Have we finally found the source of the Russian meddling in our elections??? Was it you, Ace, all along???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (so+oy)

31 I'll take option three. They will close the case, not file charges, and state there is no evidence for the described crime.

Posted by: WOPR at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (J70i0)

32 If they are considering criminal charges, the police can get the phone records through a warrant now from the telephone provider.

He's screwed.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (RpM6k)

33 Yet another race attack hoax.

The story may be fake, but the crime is real: Jussie is the racist who used his fake crime to gin up hatred for white, presumably straight Trump-supporters.

These hoaxes *are* a hate crime, just not the one initially characterized.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

34 This is destined to become another cold case.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:00 PM (FBm+D)

35 So the press is now complicit in furthering a fictional narrative which directly misleads its readers.

And a "Fake News" T-shirt is offensive?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2019 12:00 PM (PkVlr)

36 What's with the Russian text in the tweets?

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (FBm+D)

37 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Oh, and no fingerprints on the bottle.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (zeobe)

Words flee from my throat at this continued stupidity.

Posted by: WOPR at February 12, 2019 12:01 PM (J70i0)

38 The story may be fake, but the crime is real: Jussie is the racist
who used his fake crime to gin up hatred for white, presumably straight
Trump-supporters.



These hoaxes *are* a hate crime, just not the one initially characterized.





Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

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I've been saying that for decades. These hate crimes should carry the same penalties as what they accuse others of.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (pw+jk)

39 The fake noose was the tell - 100% hoax. It's stupid they keep trying that ploy.

Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (8RFw7)

40 I'll take option three. They will close the case, not file charges, and state there is no evidence for the described crime.
Posted by: WOPR
...........

Yes.. has to be that option..

While there is no evidence of a crime, what evidence do they have to support charging him with a hoax? Lack of evidence is not evidence.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (so+oy)

41 37 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Must be where Jussies boy toy dropped in

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (O2RFr)

42 To borrow phrasing from, I think, Jim Geraghty....it doesn't matter if it's true or not, but whether the CPD thinks it SHOULD be true.

Anything that relies on the honesty and goodwill of the Chicago Police Department is a strategy that is flawed in the extreme. They will go the way of saving face, which means in this case saying "gosh, we looked and didn't find anything here, but dammit we think it's plausible he was attacked and so goddamn to hell those MAGA jerks."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (tVWQB)

43 As the assailants were wearing RED MAGA hate, clearly they were Russian.

Thus proving beyond a doubt Trump Russian collusion!

Posted by: Robert Mueller..... at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

44 My guess the police will let it fade unless someone makes it worth their while to do otherwise, such as Jussie publicly castigating the police for not investigating. In that case it would be "okay pal, you wanted it, you got it" with a detailed report and charges.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - SOTU: The Movie now available at The Outrage Outlet! at February 12, 2019 12:03 PM (hLRSq)

45 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to
Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

====
Makes sense. Jussie had just bleached his asshole and the bottle was "Jussie" the right girth.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (pw+jk)

46 I think they should be investigating killer subway sandwiches

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (O2RFr)

47 This is destined to become another cold case.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:00 PM (FBm+D)
+++++++++++
Literally like it began!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)

48 Bleach is WHITE so, racist
Rope is dope so, Blackish
Subway is meat,so tasty

can you wrap up this story to GO ....FUCK ITSELF???

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 12:04 PM (5IHGB)

49 Dear morons, I would like to report a serious crime I experienced.

Last night, as I was walking the streets of my city with a subway sandwich, as one does, I was attacked by two members of the Swedish National Bikini Team.


These horrible women forced a Swedish flag around my neck, and while one held my sandwich the other one forced me to make out with her.


Now, I was able to finish the sandwich, and some might say the Swedish flag in question looks like a subway napkin, but I stand by my story.

Oh the humanity!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (cRkMZ)

50 Filing this in the ever growing "Who Knew?" file...

Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (32YRo)

51 This is why you join the social justice league--it's the modern mafia. Everybody's afraid to touch you because you're protected.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (4zQrR)

52 I predict that fear of SJW reaction and reprisal is simply too great for the moral midgets in the police department and no charges will ever be filed against this liar. This is the future, I'm afraid. I've never seen a cultural force as powerful in my life as SJW intimidation. Just amazing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 12, 2019 12:05 PM (H8QX8)

53 Since it is said that his boyfriend made the 911 call, and he didn't want it made, I expect that the "event" was some story told by him to his lover to cover for something else and due to police/press involvement has now spiraled out of control.

Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (zOpu5)

54 "Nothing will happen to Jussie, as nothing will happen to the Virginia three... because... trump haters
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)"

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They are The Untouchables.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (FBm+D)

55 He must be heard...

Posted by: Sheppy... at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (yhf6w)

56 I'm kinda curious about the thought process behind this.

"The last 42 high profile hate crime hoaxes turned out to be hoaxes. I think I'll try a hate crime hoax".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

57 How we know this was a hoax: victim was (gay, black, liberal)

Reasons JS won't be charged: perp was (gay, black liberal)

Posted by: Dick Poulin at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (Cozcj)

58 I love how the media and police are more worried about the sensitives of the SJW's then they are about telling the public the truth.

After all, if I were a gay black man living in that neighborhood, I'd be terrified to know that there may be two bleach carrying, rope wielding, MAGA rednecks running around trying to lynch people like me.

Oh, not to mention that once again, Trump supporters are being defamed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (GBteo)

59 This is the second faked hate crime for people on this show. The first was Jussie co-star, Taragi P. Henson claiming her son was mistreated by a racist white cop when he pulled him over on a traffic stop. Oops! Cop was wearing a bodycam and it was her son that was the a$$hole.


Who will do a race hoax next to goose this show's viewership numbers?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

60 In my department, we arrest people on false report charges often. Mostly robbery victims who claim their Xanax was stolen.

The issue here isn't the cops, Ace. It's the DAs Office. 90% of the false report charges are dismissed by our DAs Office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (BqXKV)

61 He just happened to be talking with his manager at 2am, when he became the victim of a hate crime by the liberal's favorite boogeyman, Trump supporters. Yeah, that doesn't sound at all like a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Matt at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (s+yuI)

62 I knew that smelled like bullshit the minute I heard the'facts'

The only thing that would have made it even bull-shittier would have been VictimSuperhero Smollett saying..

"And I CLEARLY heard Trump saying "Way to go , my Redneck friends as they poured the bleach on me !!"

Posted by: JDubb at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (waM0p)

63
Five Dollar Footlong

Lie, Holler? Get Schlonged.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (LL1Be)

64 If the sandwich is not bit
Then you must aquit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (IfAml)

65 Sugar Plum Fairy was takin' a walk on the wild side, sounds like.....

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (90T4r)

66 56 I'm kinda curious about the thought process behind this.

"The last 42 high profile hate crime hoaxes turned out to be hoaxes. I think I'll try a hate crime hoax".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

Ahhh, but the Hoax allegation gets front page headlines, while the eventual retraction is on page 6.

So most people don't know that Hoaxes ARE Hoaxes.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

67 "So this must mean that the reporters and the police are more afraid of SJWs than us Deplorables."

Chicago PD? Damn straight, because their upper ranks are either SJWs or corrupt turds sheltered by SJWs.

A Chicago officer who originally was found to have been justified in using his weapon was sentenced to 27 years in prison recently. This week a Chicago lawyer filed to have the sentence reconsidered -- as too lenient.

Chicago PD cannot pursue in their cars regardless of the crime. Two officers were trying to restrain a "high school student" last week and now they're in danger of losing their jobs -- after the mad cow they were dealing with bit them, punched them, kicked them, dragged one of them down stairs they tased her -- and it was all caught on video, so naturally what gets shown is the student turning her life around getting tased by officers. Oh, and the officers were reprimanded for not getting audio on their body cams.

Rahm Emmanuel buried a video of a police shooting to get himself through an election. Every Democrat pol since -- including Rahm -- blamed the slow release of the video on the "blue code of silence".

Meanwhile 99.9% of murders in Chicago go unsolved because the folks won't snitch, those arrested are released or tried on much lesser charges, and Chicago aldermen throw fits when one of them is found to be wearing a wire for the FBI.

Oh, and the shit cherry on the turd mountain: an animal killed a kid (under five), dismembered the body and threw the pieces in a lake in a Chicago park. The police identified the kid, found the monster responsible -- and the prosecutor offered a plea deal.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (zeobe)

68 And John Ziegler is an idiots idiot. He's the dumbest man in media.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (BqXKV)

69 but will pursue charges against the actor if the case is proven to be a hoax.

Actor, huh? Yeah, he'd never fake a scene.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (asM0l)

70 Option Four:

Case remains open, city council calls for a blue ribbon panel on hate crimes in dah city, hires grievance monger 'consultants' for a four-year study, much back pats, and lots of finger-wagging at dah rassiss cops an' shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (whUgy)

71 Obvious hoax. Obvious from day one. Lock his ass up.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (5t9V6)

72 This is QUIZNO'S COUNTRY!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (Evws/)

73 And by 'support' he means dick pics.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)

74 "The fake noose was the tell - 100% hoax. It's stupid they keep trying that ploy.
Posted by: Roy at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (8RFw7)"

---------------

The elites have so little imagination.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (FBm+D)

75 Rob - Philly is the same. Nothing but leftists in the command structure, and they cater to their fellow SJWs

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:10 PM (BqXKV)

76 Racist attacks on darkeys
And nooses and lynchin'
Whitey oppresion
And warm place for shittin'
Black and brown children
Fucking up schools
These are a few of my favortie tools.

--Blackface Mary Poppins

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (3sjI6)

77 Black Democratium irradiated with Gaydon.

Completely impenetrable.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (LL1Be)

78 Silver lining - Jussie's new career as a Subway pitchman?

"Subs so delicious, you'll forget you were just hatecrimed!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

79 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (asM0l)

80 These 'hate crime' reports are so easily proven false that they really need a 'How-to' to make them less laughable.

Jesse Jaskson and his fellow race-baiters should write it for future 'victims' and give them practical tips .


Example :

" Step One: Go EASY on the bullshit. "

Posted by: JDubb at February 12, 2019 12:11 PM (waM0p)

81 Yes.. has to be that option..

While there is no evidence of a crime, what evidence do they have to support charging him with a hoax? Lack of evidence is not evidence.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 12, 2019 12:02 PM (so+oy)

I think they'd have to prove he knowingly filed a police report that he knew was untrue.

Which gets to his state of mind. If he never admits that he lied, and sticks by his story, a prosecutor will have a hard time proving that, basically, a crime DIDN'T happen beyond a reasonable doubt.

People aren't usually charged with filing false police reports unless they admit to making it up, or there is some kind of concrete evidence showing it didn't happen.

(which is why the guys lawyers heavily redacted the phone records before turning them over. They dont want the cops to be able to establish a clear time line that could disprove the guys assertions.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (GBteo)

82 As many have pointed out before; hoax hate crimes should be charged as hate crimes themselves, since the intention is to stir up hatred and violence against the fake perpetrators. It's reverse targeting.

Also, John Ziegler? Didn't he vanish into a cloud of fine mist after defending Sarah Palin for a year and then announcing that it was all just a big joke to own the cons?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (datdl)

83 Big cities are Liberal hotbeds... why would anyone think that big city cops would not be slanted hat way??}

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (90T4r)

84 I just think that this guy is a hero. The UN should hire him to deliver food to refugees in war torn nations. He's amazing. So dedicated to protecting food with total disregard for his body.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (RpM6k)

85 By extension, media figures would not be being told by their police sources, as I have been told is currently happening both routinely and with vigor, that the authorities are acting on the assumption that they will never find any evidence to fully substantiate Smollett's story.



Cripes...a "writer" wrote this?

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (NLLmE)

86 If the Chicago PD "lets it fade" they will be attacked by the SJW's for not taking the charges seriously, but if they decide to prosecute, they will again be attacked by the SJW's for going after a gay black man. They are in a no win situation, just like Captain Kirk and his Kobayoshi Marue. Maybe Rahm Emanual can write another brilliant editorial to diffuse the situation.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (U2+zT)

87 Top hunnert!


Hey now.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (NLLmE)

88 When can we expect him to be fired from "Empire"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (RpM6k)

89 "And John Ziegler is an idiots idiot. He's the dumbest man in media.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (BqXKV)"

Them's fighting words, hombre. That may be the most heavily contested crown in showbiz. Tater ain't gonna take this sitting down.

Well I mean, he'll be sitting down because standing works up quite a sweat but I guarantee you he won't be happy about this.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (oZ6kz)

90 "Yer in MAGA country now, boy. Yee-haw!" was kinda sorta the giveaway. Jussie clearly had Chicago confused with Fantasy Redneckland, just across the border in that mythical part of Indiana where we live in shacks, grow bigotry in the fields, and feast on roadkill and cattle corn.

Posted by: troyriser at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (1JpTT)

91 "Since it is said that his boyfriend made the 911 call, and he didn't want it made, I expect that the "event" was some story told by him to his lover to cover for something else and due to police/press involvement has now spiraled out of control.
Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (zOpu5)"

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This is the most likely explanation, Jussie was being juicy where he shouldn't have and needed an excuse that would get him off the hook.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (FBm+D)

92 Bunch of homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 12, 2019 12:13 PM (v0R5T)

93 If it had been us we'd have broken that pathetic fucking excuse for a meatball sub over his damned head.

Posted by: Publix Deli Mafia at February 12, 2019 12:14 PM (SkuXa)

94 Given his proclivities, maybe Smollet will enjoy prison.

BAZINGA! Don't forget to tip your waiters, I'm here every Thursday on twitter.com. Thank you!

Posted by: Johnny 'The Joke Man' Podhoretz at February 12, 2019 12:14 PM (datdl)

95 The issue here isn't the cops, Ace. It's the DAs Office. 90% of the false report charges are dismissed by our DAs Office.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (BqXKV)

It's a really hard crime to prove.

You basically have to prove something DIDN'T happen to show the "knowingly" element that exists in the jurisdictions I'm familiar with when it comes to filing a false police report.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:14 PM (GBteo)

96 Hmm... if they charge him with a false report, it gives them the ability to subpoena his phone records.

Which for some reason he is trying to hide.

The phone records could disagree with his story, thus opening him up to the charge of false reporting.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (NgKpN)

97 Muhammad, Agin?! He's friggin' EVERYWHERE!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

98 Also, John Ziegler? Didn't he vanish into a cloud of fine mist after defending Sarah Palin for a year and then announcing that it was all just a big joke to own the cons?
Posted by: El Kabong


Yep, loser from L.A. radio scene. Big flounce and fired for some hinky shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (whUgy)

99 86 If the Chicago PD "lets it fade" they will be attacked by the SJW's for not taking the charges seriously, but if they decide to prosecute, they will again be attacked by the SJW's for going after a gay black man. They are in a no win situation, just like Captain Kirk and his Kobayoshi Marue. Maybe Rahm Emanual can write another brilliant editorial to diffuse the situation.
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (U2+zT)

I'm sure the SJW's have figured out that this story is pretty fishy. I doubt they'll push it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (GBteo)

100 The so-called attack was the 3rd or 4th story reported on the national news when it came out - with lots of mega-reporting about MAGA hats, and Trump racists.
The report of the hoax will be lucky to get five seconds on the same newscasts.
Another reason why America hates our liberal media.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (RLiOt)

101 We soar above all this.

Posted by: Blimpie's at February 12, 2019 12:16 PM (LL1Be)

102 "that mythical part of Indiana where we live in shacks, grow bigotry in the fields, and feast on roadkill and cattle corn"

Uh, have you BEEN to Friendship, IN?

(I kid. I have cousins there, practically running the town. My family and theirs were the only two in the extended family living on farms when we were kids, so hick jokes at each others' expense are required.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 12:17 PM (zeobe)

103 That don't look like no Al's italian beef sammich to me, boy. You shore ain't from round here, is ya? We'll learn ya not to brandish an inferior sub.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)

104 Yeah they "found" a bottle that smelled of bleach, just like cops "find" a holdout pistol on a kid they gunned down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:17 PM (39g3+)

105 >>>Yep, loser from L.A. radio scene. Big flounce and fired for some hinky shit.

Yeah, I only remember him from the post 2008 Palin defender stuff.

Then he kind of admitted a year or two later that it was all just a con job to build his national profile among the rubes and that Palin was really a dumb dumb hick.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 12, 2019 12:17 PM (datdl)

106 That white stain on his jacket wasn't bleach.

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 12:17 PM (MAstk)

107 The issue here isn't the cops, Ace. It's the DAs Office. 90% of the false report charges are dismissed by our DAs Office.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (BqXKV)
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I can believe that. But I wonder if this case would be so easily dismissed, because it got very thoroughly investigated at what was no doubt a great cost and had all the national publicity to boot.

But then again, 1. black and 2. gay so yeah, maybe not.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (U5tDi)

108 Forget about the Donks, it looks like the GOP is trying to rook Trump again.

Trump gets less than nothing out of this deal as the original DSH funding bill had 1.8 billion for border barriers, in this compromise bill he gets less than that and they reduce bed space.


The GOP is an illigitimate political party.

If he signs this POS, it would be a sad betrayal of those that brung him.

Posted by: John The Savage at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (Qvp9V)

109 "Yer in MAGA country now, boy. Yee-haw!" was kinda sorta the giveaway. Jussie clearly had Chicago confused with Fantasy Redneckland, just across the border in that mythical part of Indiana where we live in shacks, grow bigotry in the fields, and feast on roadkill and cattle corn.
Posted by: troyriser


When life gives you cattlecorn, make cattlecorn popcorn.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (NLLmE)

110 I knew it was fake the minute I heard it. Everybody knows you go for a tuna sub after a hatecriming, not meatball. Meatball's more of a post-car accident sub.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)

111 Fantasy Redneckland is closed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (xfb67)

112 Don Lemon says he texts his support to Jussie Smollett just about every day.
...........

I thought Don liked white meat.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 12:18 PM (v0R5T)

113 I did it Subway, and above ground too....all on Chicago street Camera Video...OSCAR WORTHY..you bet even Kevin Hart said so....I am not a ROBOT (O) yes i am.

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (5IHGB)

114 Only Jussie and his buttplug know for sure.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (bML9A)

115 Wait a minute...


Could this be a viral commercial for Subway sammiches?


Work with me here.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (NLLmE)

116 When are the sponsors of "Empire" going to withdraw their advertising in light of this disgraceful hoax?

*indifferent stare*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (RpM6k)

117 They will give him a few days notice that they will file charges against him.

He will then have time to come up with a variation of the "non-apology apology" that we have all come to know and love.

"Something happened and I was deeply upset. My recollection is not provable and it's a shame if you believed something that did not happen. I must withdraw my statement to protect the people in my Contacts list from police scrutiny."

[cue admiration of his bravery from the media]

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (wSGZR)

118 The police acted stupidly


Posted by: Obama on the down low at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (a7oGB)

119 I'm sure the SJW's have figured out that this story is pretty fishy. I doubt they'll push it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:15 PM (GBteo)

It only takes one SJW to virtue signal how down they are with blacks not being lynched. And the other SJW's will just ignore it. They're like moderate muslims. "I'm for freedom of speech. Except if Abdul has a scimitar."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (3sjI6)

120 RE the sidebar piece about Katy Perry's racist blackface shoes: TMZ is a train wreck and I can't fathom how it has readers/viewers. The NY Post story to which Ace links is sourced from TMZ. I decided to put on my hip waders and check out the comments on the TMZ article.

I was immediately rewarded:
A lack of diversity (in various fashion companies) has been repeatedly attributed to this blackface issue. I believe it goes well beyond that. My theory is that these companies are tactfully using these items to alter their consumer demographics. In other words....they are purposely offending blacks, in order to deter further investment and endorsement of their products within the black community. ...

There's more, but I won't bother. There are thousands of comments, loads of them completely insane. Some seem to be flabbergasted/annoyed normals and a there is a fair amount of troll activity but there is a shocking amount of total damn madness, too. And TMZ is "mainstream." It's self-selecting (it's entertainment news, after all), but yeesh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)

121 Next up, Jussie declares herself a woman and loses her cell phone in a tragic canoe mishap on the Chicago river.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (Z4rgH)

122 112 Don Lemon says he texts his support to Jussie Smollett just about every day.
...........


Dick pix?

Posted by: BEZOS at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (MAstk)

123
112 Don Lemon says he texts his support to Jussie Smollett just about every day.
________________________________________

A la Jeff Bezos?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (RpM6k)

124 The only real question is what really happened and why he felt he had to come up with this story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (39g3+)

125 "Could this be a viral commercial for Subway sammiches?"

Was their last spokesman into little boys or little girls?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (zeobe)

126 I wish that I was Jussies Girl...........

Posted by: Shep! at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (U2+zT)

127 I had never heard of Jussie Smollett. I became aware of him when this story broke. I've already forgotten who he is, except for the hoax guy.

I expect that after he is exposed and stoned in the public square I will go back to having no idea who he is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (fuK7c)

128 This whole story is so gay.

Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (NLLmE)

129 Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (zeobe)
-----
And they railroaded Richard Kimble into a death sentence. Bastards!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (Hx3Yn)

130 Since it is said that his boyfriend made the 911 call, and he didn't
want it made, I expect that the "event" was some story told by him to
his lover to cover for something else and due to police/press
involvement has now spiraled out of control.

Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (zOpu5)"



Somebody mentioned this here a while back (maybe you?) and it makes perfect sense.


This is so much like a 5 year old making an excuse - it reminds me of the scene in The Waterboy when he tells Mamma he was attacked by a gorilla to cover for him being at football practice. Next scene, she's hanging up flyers of a poorly drawn gorilla. "The soych continues..."

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (sLicW)

131 The report of the hoax will be lucky to get five seconds on the same newscasts.
Another reason why America hates our liberal media.


And another reason why Tucker Carlson's show is a gift.


His lone voice pulls back more obfuscation and coverups than anyone else.

*On tv , of course. Not including bloggers, here.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (LL1Be)

132 Was their last spokesman into little boys or little girls?"

Yes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)

133 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)

Simple question, did those shoes come I other colors? Like White? or Tan? or YELLOW?

And I like how they have BLUE eyes.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

134 "I love how the media and police are more worried about the sensitives of the SJW's then they are about telling the public the truth."

-------------

SJWs is where the real power rests today. They are the rulers and everybody else is a subject.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (FBm+D)

135 The only real question is what really happened and why he felt he had to come up with this story."

Drugs or buttsex.

Or "and"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (6qErC)

136 Little Queenie had a bad night, and made it worse... it's kinda like " The Bird Cage"... but not as funny...

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (90T4r)

137 I totally believe Smollett. It is totally rational to believe that at 2am in freezing cold weather, groups of men are walking around in MAGA hats, with rope and bleach waiting to attack gay black men. Totally believable.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:22 PM (oiNtH)

138

HE IS A GAY BLACK MAN!

THIS ATTACK IS TANTAMOUNT TO INDENTURES AND SERVITIDUE!!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (z8c2c)

139 We soar above all this.

Posted by: Blimpie's at February 12, 2019 12:16


Blimpie's is the Hindenburg of sub sammiches. Makes the cardboard-box taste of Subway seem like luxury.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (ppBhU)

140 H.O.A.X.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (GJkKh)

141 Simple question, did those shoes come I other colors? Like White? or Tan? or YELLOW?

And I like how they have BLUE eyes.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++
Looks like it. You could black or tan. The whole thing is absurd to the point of parody.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (I2dne)

142 "Could this be a viral commercial for Subway sammiches?


Work with me here.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2019 12:19 PM (NLLmE)"

Their last viral ad campaign with Jared didn't go so well.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:23 PM (oZ6kz)

143 Since it is said that his boyfriend made the 911 call, and he didn't want it made, I expect that the "event" was some story told by him to his lover to cover for something else and due to police/press involvement has now spiraled out of control.

Posted by: geoffb at February 12, 2019 12:06 PM (zOpu5)

Jussie was out looking for some strange.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (nPGq2)

144 "... Chicago is the most liberal city around ... They have cameras everywhere..."

'nuff said ...

Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (irTBj)

145 So Don Lemon wants some "attention" from Smolletts.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

146 had Chicago confused with Fantasy Redneckland,
You know, where racist hicks watch black-oriented shows like Empire to recognize a guy out walking at 2 a.m. from across the street when they're all bundled-up against the record-setting cold.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (Evws/)

147
I bet "Jussie" -- I never heard of him before this, so me callin' him by his first name is strange -- but anyway, I bet Jussie goes down brazen, claiming the cops are crooked, this is life for a gay Black man in America, he's gonna stick to "his truth" irregardless of what the hata's say.


Something about him that seems totally punk and nasty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (13CQC)

148 I can't figure out why he was getting a Subway sandwich at 2 a.m.?

Everyone knows that's when you should be doing burpees and crunches.

Posted by: RBG at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (RpM6k)

149 I expect that after he is exposed and stoned in the public square
That's how this got started.

Drugs or buttsex.


(D) All of the above.


Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (LL1Be)

150 They keep trying the "fake noose" prop because they actually think it works.

Like most low infos, they hear about all these "noose"-related hate crimes when they are initially reported and discussed as "legitimate news". Also, like most low infos, they never hear when these "hate crimes" are surreptitiously revealed to be hoaxes perpetrated by the victims themselves.

So if people like Smolett aren't aware that these have all been found to be hoaxes, all they know is that any story involving a noose will get taken seriously and garner a lot of press and sympathy (initially).

Posted by: thery at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (gJAok)

151 Oh, and by the way ... WTF kind of name is Jussie, anyway?

Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (irTBj)

152 You know, where racist hicks watch black-oriented shows like Empire to recognize a guy out walking at 2 a.m. from across the street when they're all bundled-up against the record-setting cold.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (Evws/)
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While conveniently carrying a noose (who doesn't?) and bleach.

Posted by: bluebell at February 12, 2019 12:25 PM (U5tDi)

153 A big question is: Assuming this is a hoax, will the police report it as a hoax, or just let it all fade and pretend the "investigation is still ongoing" forever?

I say the latter


Me too. They won't want to actually do anything about Jussie due to political pressure, its like the old days when if someone rich and powerful or nobility got caught, they'd sweep it under the rug if possible and keep the details out of the press to "protect the family." Except now its specially protected classes and celebrities.

File this one with Seth Rich "who knows? Maybe we'll never solve it! Collecting dust now!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

154 I heard on a local AM radio station this morning that the cops know the whole thing is a hoax but are afraid to say it because of the hysteria that could cause

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (OLCnA)

155 You won't believe what happens next!

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (cxHbL)

156 Now do you homophotographic racists understand why Mayor Emanuel did not want Chick-fil-A opening stores in OUR CITY? We don't need that hate chicken attracting your MAGA-kind to our peaceful community.

Posted by: Raised FIST at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (Xqo6t)

157 Makes the cardboard-box taste of Subway seem like luxury.


OK, let's talk about the real issue here. Subway sammiches.

I went through a Subway phase and always ended up feeling sick. The ingredients look normal, so I decided it was something in the chemical bread that got delivered "raw" from corporate and baked on site.

And I thought that I might just be paranoid but alex told me that her late BFF thought Subway bread was trying to kill her.

Subway is the home of Murder Bread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

158

This little Jussie gal is an actress, after all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (HaL55)

159 32 If they are considering criminal charges, the police can get the phone records through a warrant now from the telephone provider.

He's screwed.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 12, 2019 11:59 AM

If only there were some precedent showing this isn't the case...

Posted by: Podesta's "Hacked" computer not turned over to the FBI at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (nIO1V)

160
OT, Trump is saying he's "not happy" with the border wall bill, but he'll try to "add things" or "move things around." Also, probably no shutdown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (13CQC)

161 >>just let it all fade and pretend the "investigation is still ongoing" forever?

This.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)

162 Oh, and by the way ... WTF kind of name is Jussie, anyway?"

"Juicy"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (6qErC)

163 Was their last spokesman into little boys or little girls?

Little girls I think it was. Lost a ton of weight, credited Subway sandwiches (??) and had short eyes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (39g3+)

164 So his story was a fairy tale?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

165 I give him more than my support everyday

Posted by: Lon Demon at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (Dc+hm)

166 Oh, and by the way ... WTF kind of name is Jussie, anyway?
Posted by: Lord of the Fleas


Fuck off, Moby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (whUgy)

167 A big question is: Assuming this is a hoax, will the police report it as a hoax, or just let it all fade and pretend the "investigation is still ongoing" forever?

Well, OJ is probably still "looking for the real killer", right? (Actually, he finds him every time he looks in the mirror, but anyway...)

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (9fXnJ)

168 Where do you guys keep your nooses, at home?

But you never know when you'll need it! Like a condom.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

169 OK, let's talk about the real issue here. Subway sammiches.

"Are you going to drink your lettuce water?"

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (LL1Be)

170 Morning Consult has a new Dem 2020 poll:

Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (MAstk)

171 OT but interesting -- This ZH article, quoting a KARE-TV report out of Minneapolis, describes how Target uses bait and switch pricing on their app to lure you to the store; once inside, the price changes.

Up, of course. Good investigative journalism, and reason #______ to not shop at Target.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxude77q

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (Z4rgH)

172 #10. Rafer Weigel was named after Rafer Johnson an Olympic athlete. Rafer's father Tim was a Chicago sports reporter for many years. Don't know why they went with that name though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (OLCnA)

173 'I bet Jussie goes down brazen, claiming the cops are crooked..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Of course, they'll take a page from the OJ playbook. The media's spin when the Chicago PD charge him will filing a false report will be "racist cops" and "the hunt for the racist Trump supporters goes on...any leads you have will be welcomed".

Posted by: gyan at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (gJAok)

174 OT, Trump is saying he's "not happy" with the border wall bill, but he'll try to "add things" or "move things around." Also, probably no shutdown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (13CQC)
...........

Veto the damn thing.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

175
I heard on a local AM radio station this morning
that the cops know the whole thing is a hoax but are afraid to say it
because of the hysteria that could cause
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM (OLCnA

=====

Cool. The cops are afraid to enforce the law. Great.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (13CQC)

176 The only thing the imaginary Trump-necks didn't do was pull up in the General Lee beeping their Dixie horn.


Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (xqfqx)

177 because white people carry around bleach , who doesn't like whitie tighties? and rope just in case you run across a bb-c actor youve never seen before .!

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (gLMhO)

178 Not sure whether he went for the Bloax or the Goax.
But these days when the noose is produced, you know the story is loose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (r+sAi)

179 (which is why the guys lawyers heavily redacted the phone records before turning them over. They dont want the cops to be able to establish a clear time line that could disprove the guys assertions.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 12, 2019 12:12 PM (GBteo)

The very fact the phone records are redacted is proof of a guilty mindset.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (nPGq2)

180 He was left of center, but Mike Royko would be having a real good time with this clusterfuck.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (xzqr4)

181 I need a new boyfriend. I'm lonely.--Don the Lemon Squeezer.

-
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

182 59 This is the second faked hate crime for people on this show. The first was Jussie co-star, Taragi P. Henson claiming her son was mistreated by a racist white cop when he pulled him over on a traffic stop. Oops! Cop was wearing a bodycam and it was her son that was the a$$hole.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (W+vEI)


Sounds like they do their best acting off the set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (GJkKh)

183 I went through a Subway phase and always ended up feeling sick. The ingredients look normal, so I decided it was something in the chemical bread that got delivered "raw" from corporate and baked on site.

And I thought that I might just be paranoid but alex told me that her late BFF thought Subway bread was trying to kill her.

Subway is the home of Murder Bread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM


I think it's what they wash the lettuce with. I tried an experiment and didn't get lettuce a couple of times and then I felt fine. I still don't eat there anymore unless I am completely desperate.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (Dc+hm)

184 >>pull up in the General Lee beeping their Dixie horn. Posted by: dananjcon at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (xqfqx)

"Run, Jussie, run!!!"

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)

185 The very fact the phone records are redacted is proof of a guilty mindset.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (nPGq2)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (GJkKh)

186 I'm glad you guys can so blase about this but personally I'm terrified of being out on the town and seeing a perfectly good lynching and there I am, unable to help because I left my good noose at home.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)

187 Morning Consult has a new Dem 2020 poll:

Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%

Posted by: Ha at February 12, 2019 12:28 PM (MAstk)
...........

Bunch of homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

188 And I thought that I might just be paranoid but alex told me that her late BFF thought Subway bread was trying to kill her.

Subway is the home of Murder Bread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:26 PM


I think it's what they wash the lettuce with. I tried an experiment and didn't get lettuce a couple of times and then I felt fine. I still don't eat there anymore unless I am completely desperate.

OR the lettuce wasn't washed well enough.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (gLMhO)

189 How does one have a growing lack of anything.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (atCQF)

190 Maybe Subway uses sulfites on their lettuce... I dunno...

Posted by: kraken at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (90T4r)

191 Should've added that the fake muggers stole his cell phone.

Right, Kal Penn?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (TN1P5)

192 174 OT, Trump is saying he's "not happy" with the border wall bill, but he'll try to "add things" or "move things around." Also, probably no shutdown.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:27 PM (13CQC)
...........

Veto the damn thing.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

Yup... Veto...

GOPe has stabbed him in the back.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

193 Oh no, not a false report. Anything but that. A false report charge on my record will ruin my chances of ever finding a job again. Oh no. The horror. The humanity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:32 PM (xyung)

194 help because I left my good noose at home."

No noose is good noose?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 12, 2019 12:32 PM (6qErC)

195 If Klobuchar doesn't poll better they're going to need a new wing at the Mayo Clinic for all the trauma patients.

She has binders full of womanly rage.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:32 PM (oZ6kz)

196 Robbie, I know right? the accused should go down, for personal prosperity

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:32 PM (gLMhO)

197
This is the second faked hate crime for people on
this show. The first was Jussie co-star, Taragi P. Henson claiming her
son was mistreated by a racist white cop when he pulled him over on a
traffic stop. Oops! Cop was wearing a bodycam and it was her son that
was the a$$hole.



Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2019 12:08 PM (W+vEI)



Sounds like they do their best acting off the set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (GJkKh)


=====

Sounds like they're in some kind of contest.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:33 PM (13CQC)

198
Jusse, lemme just say, your dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2019 12:33 PM (n2qRY)

199 I'm terrified of being out on the town and seeing a perfectly good
lynching and there I am, unable to help because I left my good noose at
home.

When I was younger I had a go-bag with my best nooses and a spraybottle of bleach. I do worry that I am not sufficiently prepped these days.

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:33 PM (LL1Be)

200 If the police do ever declare this a hoax and charge him with filing a false police report, you can bet that they'll wait until the next big snowstorm or "polar vortex" to do so in order to curtail any riots.

Posted by: leebo at February 12, 2019 12:33 PM (gJAok)

201 I didn't know Sherrod Brown was Mormon, but having 1,000s of family members is the only possible way he's polling at 2% in any national 2020 poll.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

202 Re the Katy Perry shoes, are black ones now forbidden? White shoes have already been declared out of bounds. I expect soon the only acceptable footwear will be purple.

Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (FBm+D)

203 151 Oh, and by the way ... WTF kind of name is Jussie, anyway?
Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at February 12, 2019 12:24 PM (irTBj)


Stupid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (GJkKh)

204

How does one have a growing lack of anything.

The vacuum of credible evidence becomes larger. Eventually, it will grow to be self-aware and devour Chicago.

Sorta like the Great San Andreas Misfortune, but this time on a lake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (HaL55)

205 170 Morning Consult has a new Dem 2020 poll:

Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%
____

Quick observations:

1) So, the nominee for The Party of Millennials is basically coming down to 2 white septagenarian males and a do-nothing, unaccomplished hack who got her career in politics started in the usual way - by s*cking some guy's d*ck

2) Those numbers have to give Lieawatha the sadz, which gives me the happies!

Posted by: DocJ at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (9fXnJ)

206
El Chapo jury convicted on a bunch of charges and guess what? He "could face" life in prison.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (13CQC)

207 It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate that could've made it a literal federal crime to falsify a "hate" crime or rape claims so that the perpetrators would've automatically faced the maximum penalty that the perpetrator of the actual hate crime could've faced. No plea, no negotiation, no deposit, no return. Federal crime, the end.

This sh*t isn't going to stop any other way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (xyung)

208 An interesting little note from the Chicago police - I see they have decided that the two "men of interest" in that laughable surveillance picture are most likely 2 local homeless men, well known to them. This tells me that a) they're confident that they've identified them, and b) they're almost certainly black, which will be why NO ONE wants to talk about them anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (Kpl3J)

209 193 Oh no, not a false report. Anything but that. A false report charge on my record will ruin my chances of ever finding a job again. Oh no. The horror. The humanity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:32 PM (xyung)
------
Almost as bad as lying to Congress. For some anyway.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (CHOZq)

210 Oh, and by the way ... WTF kind of name is Jussie, anyway?

Its the kind of name a 13 year old pregnant girl gives her boy that she's not sure who the father is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

211 With a name like Jussie, he was going to either end up gay or a drug dealer in Baltimore.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

212


Basically, he was raped and lynched and no one cares about it, because he's gay and he's black!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (z8c2c)

213 Which one of you brilliant morons bought cuckshed [dot] com and pointed it at the Bulwark?

Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (ySZHT)

214 >>unable to help because I left my good noose at home. Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)

C'mon...it's like carrying a piece. You've got to get in the habit so that it becomes second nature.

I'd add that practice makes perfect. You don't wanna try to noose if you haven't spent enough time at the noose-range. Then you just become a liability on the scene.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (Bdeb0)

215 And John Ziegler is an idiots idiot. He's the dumbest man in media.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 12, 2019 12:09 PM (BqXKV)


Even when that fuckhead was arguably on "our side" he looked like he wasn't "all there".

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (1pz14)

216 It's a lie, because Chicago is the most liberal city around said the man, who wouldnt give his name. They have cameras everywhere Why cant they find the attack?

Cops have said they found plenty of surveillance video but none that captured the incident.

--------

Because Russian hackers deleted the footage!

We're through the looking glass here, people!11!

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

217 170 Morning Consult has a new Dem 2020 poll:

Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%
____

You know, if the fate of America and all our freedom weren't at stake (again) this election, those names would make it one hell of joy ride.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (yTfbH)

218 Option Four:

Case remains open, city council calls for a blue ribbon panel on hate crimes in dah city, hires grievance monger 'consultants' for a four-year study, much back pats, and lots of finger-wagging at dah rassiss cops an' shit.

-
Conclusion: Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

219 Don't ever eat a Subway or Blimpie. Those places are disgusting and so are most of the people who work there. I can see cooked food, but why would you want other people making fresh, cold sandwiches for you.
Go to a deli and buy your own lunch meat and cold cuts, then go to a nice bakery and buy bread. Make your own sandwiches.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (NFEMn)

220 EDC: wallet, keys, pocket knife, pistol, noose, hot sauce bottle filled with bleach. This is basic stuff, guys.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

221 Don Lemon says he texts his support
_________________

Yeah, I texted my support to my plastic puta every day, and the damn bitch showed my dick pics to everybody in town, and her brother!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (fqUgw)

222 The guy who signed into law bipartisan criminal justice reform vs. the woman who treated California prisoners like the Queen of Hearts. Gonna be lit.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (oZ6kz)

223 Re the Katy Perry shoes, are black ones now forbidden?

Just ugly stupid looking ones

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (39g3+)

224 It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate that
could've made it a literal federal crime to falsify a "hate" crime or
rape claims

Yep.

Damned shame.

Posted by: Paul Ryan - Hangin On K Street at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (LL1Be)

225 mom said "Jessie", but the nurse heard "Jussie" ... the end.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

226 Klobuchar has ties to Haiti relief and Haitian children. Tweets found back in 2010 and more evidence being dug up. Now see why she is running?

It's almost as if the criminals are running as a protection strategy.

Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (D7FqI)

227 19
Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to
Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Oh, and no fingerprints on the bottle.Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (zeobe)


Now that is some dedicated fucking journalism. Never say that the media won't go to the ends of the earth to prop up one of their sacred narratives.

Posted by: elliot at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (1PAtI)

228 If Trump takes this latest deal he'll be worse off than he was before. This is less than the deal offered in December. After all that's gone on, he'll be made a laughing stock by the Dems for the next 2 years. They're being real quiet hoping he'll take the deal and that's when they'll start mocking him for his deal skillz and that they foxed him with less than he could've got.

And if he does take this deal, he's done for. I don't think even declaring an emergency or whatever at that point would really help. Only IF he actually got the wall built, Maybe. But we all know their will be dozens of lawsuits and whatever Federal Judges claiming he can't do it. So I doubt he can do it with out the agreement of the Dems and they aren't going to give it.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (WG0xd)

229 Trump calling out Rep Omar saying she should resign. Said her anti-semitism is deep in her heart.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (G0vdT)

230 #175. The Chicago cops just got through with the trial of Jason van Dyke the cop who shot and killed St. Laquan McDonald and all the shit that caused. Plus the new state"s attorney wants to up the years van Dyke was sentenced to. The inmates are running the asylum here.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 12:37 PM (OLCnA)

231
Justice for Chapo?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (F3Q/M)

232 And I like how they have BLUE eyes.

Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

They are stupid-looking shoes, for sure. When I saw the pic, I didn't see "blackface"; I saw "stunned c*** ripping off the Rolling Stones logo".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (nPGq2)

233 He's Jewsy? Of course he's lying!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

234 "hich one of you brilliant morons bought cuckshed [dot] com and pointed it at the Bulwark?
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (ySZHT)"

Ha!

We've got the best commenters, don't we folks?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

235 202 Re the Katy Perry shoes, are black ones now forbidden? White shoes have already been declared out of bounds. I expect soon the only acceptable footwear will be purple.
Posted by: Decaf at February 12, 2019 12:34 PM (FBm+D)

That's cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Zombie Artist Formerly Known As Zombie Prince at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

236 218 Option Four:

Case remains open, city council calls for a blue ribbon panel on hate crimes in dah city, hires grievance monger 'consultants' for a four-year study, much back pats, and lots of finger-wagging at dah rassiss cops an' shit.

-
Conclusion: Orange Man Bad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)


You left out mandatory sensitivity training and establishing scholarships in Smollett's name.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (GJkKh)

237


"Make your own sandwiches."

But the man is black and he is gay.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (z8c2c)

238
Trump calling out Rep Omar saying she should resign. Said her anti-semitism is deep in her heart.

Leftist translation: President Trump is an anti-muslim bigot.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (F3Q/M)

239 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to
Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Oh, and no fingerprints on the bottle.Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (zeobe)

so it was Hillary' wearing gloves?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (gLMhO)

240 If the gunrack don't fit you must acquit!!

Posted by: Southern Lawyer No 1 at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (xqfqx)

241 http://cuckshed.com/

BWAHAHAHA HAHAHA
*can't breathe*

Posted by: mikeyG at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (LL1Be)

242

Case remains open, city council calls for a blue ribbon panel on hate
crimes in dah city, hires grievance monger 'consultants' for a four-year
study, much back pats, and lots of finger-wagging at dah rassiss cops
an' shit.


Don't forget the brazillians of dollars that will be spent during that time. But they're taxpayer dollars, so they don't technically count.
After all, how much is too much to insure Socialism Justice? You don't want to live in an unjust nation, do you?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (HaL55)

243 I still want someone to analyze the magazines where he got his fake hate letter with all its rainbow colors.
Also pretty bummed that I was right about the wall not getting built. I wish he would just go the Section 10 route, but for some reason he is resisting that.

And does anybody think if there was some biological tragedy in the western US and people tried to escape to Mexico that that country wouldn't be lined with barriers and army.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (r+sAi)

244
GODDAMNED WHITE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LIE ABOUT **EVERYTHING** RACE RELATED!!

Posted by: Shaun King at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

245 Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%
____

You know, if the fate of America and all our freedom weren't at stake (again) this election, those names would make it one hell of joy ride.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (yTfbH)

Name recognition is why Biden is in front.
If he were to make a speech announcing his candidacy, his numbers would go immediately go down.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (NFEMn)

246 econd City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to

Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle

smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.


---

Hillary?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (xyung)

247 Humble request that the same person buy www.butterballpowerbottom.com to redirect to either The Bulwark or Tater's twitter account.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (oZ6kz)

248 Whoever did the cuckshed thing... you are my hero. It made Instapundit this morning.

Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (ySZHT)

249 You left out mandatory sensitivity training and establishing scholarships in Smollett's name.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Only a doctor can heal that city.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (FTlwv)

250 234 "hich one of you brilliant morons bought cuckshed [dot] com and pointed it at the Bulwark?
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (ySZHT)"

OMG, he's not kidding!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

251 19 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.

Oh, and no fingerprints on the bottle.Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 12, 2019 11:56 AM (zeobe)


Which, inexplicably, the cops probably stepped over 27 times.

Plus, who the hell puts bleach into a hot sauce bottle? Other than "journalists" making up shit for a story, I mean.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (GJkKh)

252
Justice for Chapo?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (F3Q/M)


====
Yup as to the verdicts. Now let's see what the sentence is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (13CQC)

253 Biden 29%
Sanders 22%
Harris 13%
Warren 8%
O'Rourke 7%
Booker 5%
Klobuchar 3%
Bloomberg 2%
Brown 2%


Okay, if someone were forcing me to have a Democrat President I'd take Tulsi over any of these fools, but Biden is probably the least-worst and that's got to be a load in the face of the Democrat base.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (8erNz)

254 Those Katy Perry shoes were part of her "Nun Killer" fashion line.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (bML9A)

255 They're not afraid of the SJWs. They're afraid of the Machine. National Dems like Pelosi and Schumer stuck their necks out to support Smollett. Rahm won't embarrass them over this.

The investigation will still be open a hundred years after Smollett is dead.

Which he might hope happens sooner than later, if he's being subjected to daily texts from Don Lemon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (AzW6q)

256 Wowzer. Kamala aint too bright.
https://tinyurl.com/y6eehgka

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (5t9V6)

257 Yeah, I texted my support to my plastic puta every day, and the damn bitch showed my dick pics to everybody in town, and her brother!

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at February 12, 2019 12:36 PM (fqUgw)
..........

She probably wants to marry him.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

258 Humble request that the same person buy www.butterballpowerbottom.com to redirect to either The Bulwark or Tater's twitter account.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (oZ6kz)

broseiden 1st Mazel tov!

second I have no idea what that comment meant.

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (gLMhO)

259

mom said "Jessie", but the nurse heard "Jussie" ... the end.

Sorta like how Garp got his name, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (HaL55)

260 The noose reminded me of Richard Quest (CNN) who was found in Central Park with meth, a rope attached to his **** & neck, and a sex toy in his boot, IIRC. Article in my name above

Posted by: Baldy at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (lHZp3)

261 Veto the damn thing.
Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

Yup... Veto...

GOPe has stabbed him in the back.
Posted by: Don Q at February 12, 2019 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

...hey guys, we should at least be thankful we didn't have to trade any form of amnesty in order to get those 55 miles of wall/barriers. And there is a very likely possibility that Pelosi fails to get this passed in the House... which would be a GLORIOUS development! Plus, Trump can still move funds around to have the military build barriers in other places in order to stop drugs as is his authority under previous law.

Posted by: Raised FIST at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (Xqo6t)

262 Katy "Boobs" Perry's idiotic shoes:

I remember reading when I was a kid that in Victorian England table legs had to be covered because propriety. I thought that nobody could be that stupid. OK, so I was wrong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (+y/Ru)

263 Trump calling out Rep Omar saying she should resign. Said her anti-semitism is deep in her heart.

Leftist translation: President Trump is an anti-muslim bigot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:38 PM (F3Q/M)

I love what Trump is doing. He said her apology "didn't go far enough." He is playing THEIR game.
Now if he could only get the assholes in the GOP to take his cue....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (NFEMn)

264 It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate that could've made it a literal federal crime to falsify a "hate" crime or rape claims

Imagine all the things that could get done, if only Republicans controlled both houses of congress!

Oh.

Yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (39g3+)

265 reminds me of Homicide, the tv show. It's a redball!

JK...there's an episode where a city councilman does the same thing because gay and he has to resign. sad.

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (9AcAx)

266 246 econd City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach". Two weeks after the event.
---
Hillary?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:39 PM (xyung)


She ain't no ways tahred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (GJkKh)

267 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to
Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach".


Yes, indeedy, Sure they did, uhh huh
Creative writers aka journalists at work again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (AllCR)

268 Whoever did the cuckshed thing... you are my hero. It made Instapundit this morning.
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (ySZHT)

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bwahahahaha

Been funnier if it were a cuck-cart tho.


Man Cave
She Shed
Cuck Cart

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

269 If Jussie pulled his hoax five years from now, there'd probably be a 10 State manhunt for the alleged attacker by this point.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (QSdIk)

270 The investigation will still be open a hundred years after Smollett is dead.

In a hotel room somewhere from another Grindr swipe-right, and it'll be on page 31 of the NYT and disappear forever.

Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (8erNz)

271 Yup the 20 detectives assigned to the case missed the hot sauce bottle smelling of bleach. Good thing the intrepid "reporters" found it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 12, 2019 12:43 PM (OLCnA)

272 267 Second City Cop this morning reported that some NYC journalists went to
Chicago, walked the route Jussie took, and found a "hot sauce bottle
smelling of bleach".
-----------------------------------------------------------
Which is new york for not knowing it smells of vinegar not bleach.

Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:43 PM (ySZHT)

273 The noose reminded me of Richard Quest (CNN) who was found in Central Park with meth, a rope attached to his **** & neck, and a sex toy in his boot, IIRC. Article in my name above

-
Ahhh. A New York pile driver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

274 1. Put Mullah Omar on the next C-17 to Mogadishu.

2. Palletize her and kick the pallet out the back over lovely war torn Mogadishu.

2. Mullah Omar Don't get mad, just leave and don't write soon......

What a Democrat freak show over in Pelosi's house !!!! Jesus H. Pelosi are you mentally vacationing with RBG ???

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at February 12, 2019 12:43 PM (qM84C)

275 Fear of the SJW mob sure seems silly.

We need to start ignoring the Twitter mafia.

Jussie is a lying attention whore, like most drama queens. Charge him with a false report, make him apologize publicly and jail/fine him if possible.

He actually does a great disservice to real assault victims with this fuckery.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (xJa6I)

276 I believe they'll either find the perpetrators responsible or charge #Smollett w/filing a false report
__________________

They'll never charge Smollett. The cops won't want to risk the wrath of the SJW crowd.

Instead, they'll issue some mealy-mouthed, ass-covering (for them and for Smollet) statement such as:

"After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If new evidence should come to light in the future, we will re-open the investigation."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (fqUgw)

277 * sock off *

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (Xqo6t)

278 so, bleach a rope and a hot sauce bottle walk into a bar?

Hillary does have blue yes?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (gLMhO)

279
El Chapo has been found guilty on all of the charges stemming from his drug empire.

Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (jYje5)

280 Bezos mistress isn't even that attractive
maybe she's talented in bed

-
Maybe she does the San Francisco earthquake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

281 Richard Quest recovered from that teensy kerfuffle to be the host of the short lived game show 500 Questions which I auditioned for, before learning that they lied to everybody that did off-site auditions and the only actual way to get on the show was to stand in line in Times Square.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (oZ6kz)

282
In a hotel room somewhere from another Grindr swipe-right, and it'll be on page 31 of the NYT and disappear forever.
Posted by: JEM at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (8erNz)

so you know of this ?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (gLMhO)

283 In re: the area is a very classy and near all the shops just north of the loop. So these journalists get a voucher and into some nice hotel. hit up the wet bar and come up with the scam of a bottle and some bleach. Then claim they found it.

Probably never left the hotel room.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (WG0xd)

284 273 and a sex toy in his boot

pretty sure he's doing it wrong

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

285 Someone gave me Katy Perry's fragrance "Indi" for Christmas. Smells like stinky feet. Threw it out.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (oiNtH)

286 256 Wowzer. Kamala aint too bright.
https://tinyurl.com/y6eehgka
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 12, 2019 12:41 PM (5t9V6)


That's not news.

The news is that she was a recon ranger in the Vietnam times. You know, when she was in pre-school.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (GJkKh)

287 Half the people are gay and the other half are black."

So non-black homosexuals and heterosexual black people only?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

288 Jussie Smollett Senior High School

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)

289 It all sounds flaming fabulously gay to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (xcbew)

290 "After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If new evidence should come to light in the future, we will re-open the investigation."

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Ahhh. The Trump continuation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

291 As to the Cuckshed pointing to the Bulwark?

BURN!

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (WG0xd)

292 "retty sure he's doing it wrong
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (sGtp+)"

Well he's a Brit, maybe it meant boot in the UK automobile sense.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)

293 Police on the lookout for white guys who beat up openly homosexual black man in Chicago is one of the silliest things I've ever heard. That's Twilight Zone / M. Night Shamalan level stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (xyung)

294 Hey Broseiden! Was just wondering where you got to! Glad to see ya.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (xJa6I)

295 Probably never left the hotel room.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (WG0xd)


Sounds like they were there for a romantic weekend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (GJkKh)

296 >>287 Half the people are gay and the other half are black."

Counterintersectionalist.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (Bdeb0)

297 Richard Quest recovered from that teensy kerfuffle ...


I used to hate plane crashes not for the loss of human life but because it meant that CNN would drag out that braying Richard Quest.

Then they started using him for non-plane-crash stories and I stopped watching CNN.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (fuK7c)

298 And does anybody think if there was some biological tragedy in the western US and people tried to escape to Mexico that that country wouldn't be lined with barriers and army."

well actually - Mexico would promise that the Army would respond manyana, and manyana would always be scheduled to take place on, well, manyana.

That's how everything "works" in Mexico.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)

299 It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate that
could've made it a literal federal crime to falsify a "hate" crime or
rape claims
Yep.

------------------------------------------------------------------

Falsifying a rape or hate crime should have been made law at the exact time that federal hate crimes were instituted.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (NFEMn)

300


She was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.

Yeah, it was real hush hush. She was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was her.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (z8c2c)

301 After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If new evidence should come to light in the future, we will re-open the investigation.
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Mueller to the rescue?

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (gLMhO)

302 A bottle of hot sauce was found outside CNN headquarters that smelled strongly of Lemon

Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (7HtZB)

303
Richard Quest


*blink*
*blink*



Dick Quest. seriously, what Mom names her kid Dick Quest?????

...and CNN hired him.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)

304

I love plane crashes and shipwrecks!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (F3Q/M)

305 290 "After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If TRUMP's TAX RETURNS come to light in the future, we will re-open the investigation.

Fixed it for you...

Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (ySZHT)

306 So the narrative will shift to: The mouth-breathing H8ers inspired by Orange Racist Man don't live around HERE.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (koNhm)

307 Kamala will never forget those wonderful college nights, stoned out of her gourd, pwning scrubs at Fortnite and listening to Kanye West.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (oZ6kz)

308
276 "After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If new evidence should come to light in the future, we will re-open the investigation."

as well as a warning to always sashay without rhythm to avoid drawing the attention of rednecks.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (sGtp+)

309 time for consequences for hoaxers. Bill him for every minute the police spent.

Posted by: Democrats be the KKK at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (Wa5hI)

310 So non-black homosexuals and heterosexual black people only?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

--

Technically, the entire neighborhood could be both black and gay, and that would fulfill the qualification as well.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

311 269 If Jussie pulled his hoax five years from now, there'd probably be a 10 State manhunt for the alleged attacker by this point.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (QSdIk)


Plus a national "conversation." Maybe two, in fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (GJkKh)

312 El Chapo has been found guilty on all of the charges stemming from his drug empire.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 12, 2019 12:44 PM (jYje5)

That is one case I would want no part of if I was a juror.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (NFEMn)

313 Someone gave me Katy Perry's fragrance "Indi" for Christmas. Smells like stinky feet. Threw it out.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:45 PM (oiNtH)
.........

What a waste. You shoulda poured it down a gopher hole.

Posted by: wth at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

314 They'll never charge Smollett. The cops won't want to risk the wrath of the SJW crowd.

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As I mentioned above, I doubt that's their fear. CPD has to contend with actual factual soy-free, high-T mobs who are unlikely to give a crap about this.

The Dems decided to wade into this (they can't resist, it's like an animal instinct) with prominent elected officials getting involved to make it a political issue. To make it out about race, sexuality and ORANGEMAN!!!!

That's what's driving them to cover up for this prancing dissimulator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (AzW6q)

315 Was I gone? Oh right, I guess I've actually been doing work at work lately. We're down yet another employee who ragequit so I'm having to handle quite a bit. It would be incredibly stressful if I cared about the quality of my work output, so it's a good thing I don't.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (oZ6kz)

316 What was the "bleach" thing supposed to be about anyways? All I can guess is that it's some gay black bogeyman story that never happened once in the real world, but that Smollett is too stupid to even know that, so he tossed it into his story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

317 250 234 "hich one of you brilliant morons bought cuckshed [dot] com and pointed it at the Bulwark?
Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2019 12:35 PM (ySZHT)"

OMG, he's not kidding!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

++++++
Brilliant is an understatement!!!! God Bless You, Morons!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (2sCft)

318 Just saw the picture of "Michelle My Belle" at Rush's website. She is gigantic and I would not want piss her off. Barry better not get out line or he may end up with some broken bones !!!!

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (qM84C)

319 Make your own sandwiches.
===
And then what will the women do?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (TN1P5)

320 Now if he could only get the assholes in the GOP to take his cue....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:42 PM (NFEMn)


Those simple eunuchs are just hoping to outlast DJT and start a new Failure Theater season. The entire trash party needs to be thrown in the chipper.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (1pz14)

321 Jonny Quest > Richard Quest

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (Hx3Yn)

322 I wish that I was Jussies Girl...........
Posted by: Shep! at February 12, 2019 12:20 PM (U2+zT)

*******

Golf clap.
And thanxs for the ear worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (0tfLf)

323 Technically, the entire neighborhood could be both black and gay, and that would fulfill the qualification as well.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)


Then where does Lizzie McNeill's Irish Pub fit in?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (kUmUV)

324 Technically, the entire neighborhood could be both black and gay, and that would fulfill the qualification as well.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)


---

And probably be 1/4 of the entire black/gay population of the entire US.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (xyung)

325 >>as well as a warning to always sashay without rhythm to avoid drawing the attention of rednecks.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (sGtp+)

A Navin-Johnson-epileptic-dancing-style walk is sufficient cover. Even Boot-Scoot-Boogie deplorables are thrown off the scent by it.

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

326 290 "After conducting an exhaustive investigation and following all leads, we were unable to find sufficient evidence to support Mr. Smollet's report of an assault, and therefore we have no option but to discontinue the investigation at this time. If pigs get landing rights at O'Hare in the future, we will re-open the investigation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (GJkKh)

327 There was a 2nd nooser.

Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (D7FqI)

328 We can call him Nussie, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (xyung)

329 That's how everything "works" in Mexico.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)

I'll call you a hater.... manana.

Posted by: Juan at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (xcbew)

330 Dick Quest. seriously, what Mom names her kid Dick Quest?????

...and CNN hired him."

How could she possibly have resisted "Johnny"???

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)

331 Make your own sandwiches.
===
And then what will the women do?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (TN1P5)

i get that meme on this forum, but really, why would you want ANYONE making sandwiches for you under duress?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (NFEMn)

332 They even published photos of "persons of interest" that they had to know were going to be universally mocked for being obviously irrelevant.

Whoever is in those photos should sue Chicago and Smollett of back to the stone age.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 12, 2019 12:51 PM (KfVRF)

333 "There was a 2nd nooser.
Posted by: literally serious at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (D7FqI)"

Look at the marinara from the meatball sub. What happens as the noose is applied? It goes back..and to the left.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (oZ6kz)

334 @316: "What was the "bleach" thing supposed to be about anyways? All I can guess is that it's some gay black bogeyman story that never happened once in the real world, but that Smollett is too stupid to even know that, so he tossed it into his story."

That was Smollet explaining to his "roommate" why he stunk of the Rent Boy what beat him up after, so he invented something-something about having something thrown on him. I think the most significant fact is that the "roommate" made the Complaint, i.e. it all started as a BS romantic alibi and the "roommate" then insisted that they call the cops.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (koNhm)

335 Wowzer. Kamala aint too bright.

She's always been a dim bulb, and it shows the more she talks. But in this case my guess is she was trying to sound cool and urban and interesting to blacks. I was listening to classic rap and smoking weed! Yeah, right

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (39g3+)

336 Technically, the entire neighborhood could be both black and gay, and that would fulfill the qualification as well.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (KUaJL)


Sounds like a great place to avoid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (GJkKh)

337 Damn. Late to the best threads.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

338 Eh it's Chicago, I'm sure it'll be on the up and up and we will get answers.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (bIh+M)

339 I'll bet all the gays in that neighborhood start wearing cammo just to be safe from now on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 12:52 PM (xcbew)

340 Re: El Chapo - I want to know who the American politicians were that were paid off by him.

Posted by: Cheri at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (oiNtH)

341 Dick Quest's younger adopted brother is James "Buster" Hymand.....

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (qM84C)

342 The little Fa**ot with the earring and the makeup.
Yeah, Buddy. --That's his own hair.
The little Fa**ot's got his own jet airplane.
The little Fa**got is a millionaire.

We've got to install microwave ovens.
Custom Kitchen deliver-ay-uh-ay-uh-yayee.
We've got to move these --refrigerators.
We've got to move these color tee-veeeEEEz.


Ooh-mah-Moo-mah.

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (Ckg4U)

343 What if Smollett had declared that two *black* men in MAGA hats had attacked him?

Asymmetry of matter and antimatter in the visible universe made symmetrical?

Posted by: Zod at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)

344 I wonder if there were any dick pics from Don Lemon on his phone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

345 Bob, and maga hats

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:53 PM (gLMhO)

346

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (F3Q/M)

347 "What was the "bleach" thing supposed to be about anyways?

-----

Assholes. Bleaching assholes.

Ill wager 500 Quatlloos on it.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

348 Dick Quest. seriously, what Mom names her kid Dick Quest?????

-------------------------------------------

A mother who on a Dick Quest the night she conceived him?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (NFEMn)

349 Jane, I suspect Don is a pink hat wearer

Posted by: willow at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (gLMhO)

350 318 Just saw the picture of "Michelle My Belle" at Rush's website. She is gigantic and I would not want piss her off. Barry better not get out line or he may end up with some broken bones !!!!:

Day-am, she oughtta be tryin' out for linebacker for Da Bears!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

351 Don Lemon has more Dick Pics than the entire Van Dyke and Van Patton Families, combined.

Posted by: The One Who Knocks at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (Ckg4U)

352 Dick Quest. seriously, what Mom names her kid Dick Quest?????

----

Sounds like the stage name of that 10 year old drag queen.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 12, 2019 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

353 Does cammo come in ink?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (xcbew)

354 damn! PINK!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (xcbew)

355 "But, but, they butt-fucked me. It was awful. When I say awful, I mean not the quality I'm used to. I believe that's criminal "

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 12:55 PM (IKjSy)

356 I'd like to thank those that keep bringing up Richard Quest in the comments. I laugh like a hyena on laughing gas whenever I think of him in the park. The arresting officer must have been flabbergasted. If I had the money, I'd commission a painting of the event.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (ppBhU)

357 Richard Quest


*blink*
*blink*



Dick Quest. seriously, what Mom names her kid Dick Quest?????

...and CNN hired him.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 12, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)


"Richard Quest Goes on a Penis Hunt"

^^
How's that for a headline?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2019 12:56 PM (Xqo6t)

358 The name is Head. Richard Head.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (koNhm)

359 Then where does Lizzie McNeill's Irish Pub fit in?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 12, 2019 12:50 PM (kUmUV)

Gerald Fitzwilliam, and William Fitzgerald?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (nPGq2)

360 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)

Gringos think Manana means tomorrow. And it does. But it doesn't say which tomorrow that will be.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (WG0xd)

361 The noose, like everything else, is a weapon to wield the sick guilt for the crimes of their Democrat forefathers.

They are making US pay for their crimes, after we were the victims of these crimes in the first place (look up "how many White Republicans were lynched", you will be surprised).

True evil.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (bIh+M)

362 Biden needs some "HOT SAUCE" from his imaginary childhood restaurant just to get started on his next conFABulations...what a sorry lot is the democrat field of (dreams !!) SCREAMS..................

from Poke O Hotsauce to Camel breath to Ko Ray Hookaah, and the also rans outta clear thinkers...who need SNL?

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (5IHGB)

363 Look, if you're into some dude slipping you the salami, disgusting, but fine. Your choice to be a penis sheath. But enough of the fag drama shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (IKjSy)

364 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)

Bleach WHITENS.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 12, 2019 12:58 PM (WG0xd)

365 Melania and Mooch are the same height.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

366 OT: There have been a rash of these lately. USS Hornet found after she was sunk 77 years ago in the Battle of Santa Cruz.

https://cbsn.ws/2ByMsoL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

367 The name is Head. Richard Head.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 12:57 PM (koNhm)

I knew a person ( now deceased) who had that exact name. Went by "Rick", for obvious reasons. For real.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2019 01:02 PM (nPGq2)

368 The first was Jussie co-star, Taragi P. Henson claiming her son was mistreated by a racist white cop when he pulled him over on a traffic stop. Oops! Cop was wearing a bodycam and it was her son that was the a$$hole.

In defense of Taraji (who was awesome on Person of Interest) she initially believed what her son told her. She later apologized in public and promised to punish the hell out of the kid.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)

369 @367
Might as well say that no one calls UFC's Mark Hunt "Mike."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 12, 2019 01:03 PM (koNhm)

370 Methinks all this is gonna lead to a good dick slapping and a new democrat contender....very tender .

FREE SAMMICHES for Social Jammy WhooHaas.....

"WOKE FOR ME"

forgive them lord they KNOW WHAT THEY DO!!!!

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (5IHGB)

371 I knew a kid named Mike Hunt from summer camp. Kinda a nerd, but in an Archie Bunker kinda way. He was a sports fanatic that could "sing" the various intros to Sports Shows, MNF, etc.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2019 01:07 PM (Xqo6t)

372 " it all started as a BS romantic alibi and the "roommate" then insisted that they call the cops."Posted by: xnycpeasant

and if the roommate calls, they don't get Jussie on tape, lying. Or it seems to me that would give Jussie time to work on his story a little longer.


a former asst DA here went through a couple trials for murdering his wife (first hung jury, second acquitted, but not charged till 8 years after the event). He came home and his wife was dead, he called his (connected) DA boss, had the boss call the cops. Because of course ... don't call 911 yourself (especially if you are the guilty one).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2019 01:08 PM (Cus5s)

373 What was the initial impetus for the story? Was he found wandering around dazed by the police and this was the story he told? Or did he call the police by his own volition?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 12, 2019 01:11 PM (p0nVR)

374 Melania and Mooch are the same height.

-
But not the same width. (Or is that "butt"?)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

375 They are making US pay for their crimes

-
I wish I'd never bought those damn slaves!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 12, 2019 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

376 Enough about this. What about Trump's tax returns?

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 12, 2019 01:16 PM (7ZQe3)

377 we have all known some "Mike Hunt" from summer camp................................^^^

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 01:19 PM (5IHGB)

378 MOOCH-ASS GREAT IT IS...............senor wenceslas

Posted by: saf at February 12, 2019 01:21 PM (5IHGB)

379 "Half the people are gay and the other half are black."

That's a huge exaggeration. Lots of straight white urban hipster types.

Posted by: pst314 at February 12, 2019 01:24 PM (T4dRn)

380
Check out our two page story on this atrocity.
We stand with juicy fruit!

In stores now.

Posted by: People Magazine at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (LilNs)

381 Jussie to Don: "I'm you're hucklefairy"!

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 01:26 PM (qdINy)

382 Only in Trump's America are the racists and homophobes so out of control that stories of hate crimes need to be faked.

Keep this up. Keep blaming people for things they didn't do. And just watch what happens when some people no longer give a shit and end up doing much worse.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 12, 2019 01:51 PM (jWe5r)

383 Don Lemon knew a Dick Hunt at summer camp.

Posted by: So did Jussie at February 12, 2019 02:54 PM (EATOD)

384 Sounds like a rough date gone bad. Did they check what kind of grease was in his butt-crack and round up "the usual suspects"?

Posted by: Bill Burris at February 12, 2019 03:02 PM (wpd7A)

385 What's a monkey have to do to get a participation trophy?

Posted by: Sock Monkey at February 12, 2019 03:50 PM (qdINy)

386 You are more likely to find a KKK branch office at Florence and Normandie than to find MAGA "rednecks" in a Chicago neighborhood full of gays and blacks. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at February 12, 2019 05:57 PM (SH7Tr)

387 National media was never interested in the three muslim cousins who went around recording themselves using bb guns to shoot at people they thought were gay in San Francisco. San Fran police never released the video and the media, for some reason, didn't seek it.

Posted by: zefal at February 13, 2019 05:56 PM (Fuc5p)

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