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The Typhus Epidemic that LA's Government Has Cooked Up Has Now Spread to... City Hall
All carpets at Los Angeles City Hall may need to be replaced amid a Typhus outbreak that may have infected one city employee while at work, according to a motion filed by Council President Herb Wesson on Wednesday. Wesson first became aware of a vermin issue in November 2018, contacted pest control experts and removed all his office's carpets, according to the motion. The motion reported cleanup issues and a noticeable increase in rodents in the area, which could have contributed to the outbreak.Los Angeles' government has pretty much invited this outbreak. They have lots of homeless people, but nowhere for the homeless to defecate, except storm drains. They are allowing the streets to be strewn with trash. They've let their rat problem get out of control. Basically they've reproduced the living conditions of a filthy Medieval port city, and are now shocked to find that they have "Typhus zones" like a Medieval port city. But they're the Party of Science, you know.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (sw7AG)
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (sw7AG)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (sw7AG)
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Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (ykYG2)
I've been aware of the vermin issue in City Hall for years now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:25 PM (eDmrZ)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (/9p9e)
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WATCH: Robert De Niro has MELTDOWN outside Manhattan courthouse after day of divorce proceedings - Breaking911
*******
Litlle Bobby must think he is still Gentleman Jimmy from Goodfellas
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (8ikIW)
...
because I'll be flying to LAX tomorrow.....
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (vDqXW)
**makes gesture to ear with thumb and little finger**
Posted by: pep
Golf clap
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (sw7AG)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (786Ro)
Jooz on Pico Blvd. to be blamed in 5-4-3-2...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: jmel at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (nRWPy)
I've been aware of the vermin issue in City Hall for years now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Yeah. But those were the two legged kind.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (eDmrZ)
Jooz on Pico Blvd. to be blamed in 5-4-3-2...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Stop being stupid. Jooz do wells.
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Furious George at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (pUDQf)
5 Do the Black Plague now!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (RD7QR)
Paint them white to shield the meme...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (786Ro)
Rats in the LA City Hall. That's no surprise.
Oh, you mean the little ones with tails that spread disease? Real ones?
How fitting.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
Some of us do very wells.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (t+qrx)
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (JcXHH)
It's warm and smoking. Sounds like a win to most morons.
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: x at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (sw7AG)
Posted by: Pendantic Grammar Nazi at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (ffYR/)
No problem. The Pied Piper is on his way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (PNUbZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (OKeCc)
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (786Ro)
Free range rats!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (WDxUi)
I know, they just need to outlaw disease and rodents.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (W+vEI)
I dunno. Must be a king.
How do you know?
'E hasn't got shit all over him.
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail is, in some ways, very historically accurate.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (Vm46z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (B1ik8)
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (XROPS)
Doing the work AIDS no longer is doing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (q177U)
old and busted: EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING RESTROOM
new hotness: RESIDENTS MUST WASH HANDS AFTER USING CITY
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (sw7AG)
Stop being stupid. Jooz do wells.
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i)
Some of us do very wells.
Posted by: hogmartin
Don't think I didn't see that joke. I just couldn't figure out how to do it with the original in one post. A man's got to know his limitations.
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Denver EPA Workers at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (q177U)
"It's the city I live in, the city of angels..."
Wait, wrong Flea. But right city.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (BXMxN)
Didja see that they may have to rip out every carpet in the city?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
They did that in Brazil.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (ctAz6)
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:26 PM (sw7AG)
Neighboring states should pass laws making immigrating from California illegal.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (JcXHH)
Now if we could a coup d' etat and a nice, bloody dirty war maybe things would look up.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
800-588-3500 Empire - TODAY!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (/9p9e)
That's 588-2300, isn't it? Or did my childhood days watching Family Classics on WGN mislead me?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
...until some little chippie brings typhus back to the pied-a-terre he's renting for her. Then he'll do something about it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (AzW6q)
**makes gesture to ear with thumb and little finger**
Posted by: pep
Cholerafornia?
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (81uw/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (Vm46z)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Ground all planes eastbound, stat!
Wall up! Install border crossing controls! Nothing eastward.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (HmZuC)
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
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Can we play too?
Posted by: Ebola & Hantavirus at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (JcXHH)
I know, they just need to outlaw disease and rodents.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (W+vEI)
Business opportunity: printing up signs that declare the area to be a rodent-free zone (rats with a slash through it).
Then all LA would have to do is teach the rats to read. Remedial reading for rats taught in the school district. A few billion a year should do it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7khhdk3
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: That guy from Aliens at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ctAz6)
Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (VzI4f)
Could be worse. You could feel like his sex to...you know what, I won't finish that joke
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)
Seriously, look up the meaning of the kids song "Ring a ring of rosies." LA. Soon...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:31 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Its not like every one crowded onto trains might spreed disease as fast as the train moves.
Posted by: Big V at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sN665)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (4ErVI)
Nice work California.
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
Posted by: LASue
Hansen's Disease, FTW!
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: steevy
What do you have against our servicemen and women?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sw7AG)
you say "filthy medieval port city" like its a bad thing!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (ctAz6)
That was my pet name for her.
Posted by: Willie Brown, waiting for stuff to come out on her at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (8iiMU)
I'm a little disappointed with typhus' old-timey names. Stuff like "camp
fever" and "jail fever" and "ship fever". I was hoping it would have
something more arcane and scary-sounding.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (t+qrx)
Redbull's Xtreme Elimination Dysentarathon!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (NLLmE)
Pocket full of posies
Ashes Ashes
We all fall down"
Look up where that came from.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
--
Theodoric of York...coming soon to L.A. for some healing blood letting.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:32 PM (T6t7i)
"Oom-Bop" or Victor Davis-H?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM
Don't look at me, man.
Look "Under the bridge"
Posted by: Bass player for Red Hot Chili Peppers at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Right up until disease-ridden corpses get flung over their walls. Because why should they miss out on all the fun?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (sw7AG)
So, the black plague's coming soon.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (ePWRo)
People visiting from Calcutta are complaining about your city being a shithole?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: turambar at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: It's good to be the King at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (OKeCc)
Pocket full of posies
Ashes Ashes
We all fall down"
Look up where that came from.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
I mentioned that upthread, Jane. Black plague in England/Europe that wiped out 2/3rds of the entire population.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (Vm46z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (q177U)
Didja see that they may have to rip out every carpet in the city?
I wonder how they'll pay for that? All the money that once went to infrastructure maintenance now all goes into union retirement accounts thanks to Progs.
They deserve every fucking bit of this.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (HaL55)
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
I'd be dying of typhus
If I were in L.A.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (fTQ1B)
Pocket full of posies
Ashes Ashes
We all fall down"
Look up where that came from.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
The Black Death.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (sw7AG)
Molokai here you come!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK
You are correct sir. Two three hundred. EMPIRE!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (pUDQf)
The Green New Deal prohibits all that fuel powered stuff, so they'll have to walk until we get electric planes. Except for Congressmen, they can still fly.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: Axeman
Mexifornia!
VDH wrote about this some years ago, and now it looks like it is coming true.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: pep at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (T6t7i)
You were just being magnanimous, sharing the puns.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (jYje5)
800-588-3500 Empire - TODAY!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (/9p9e)
That's 588-2300, isn't it? Or did my childhood days watching Family Classics on WGN mislead me?
Posted by: Mark Andrew
800-588-3500 Empire - TODAY!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (/9p9e)
That's 588-2300, isn't it? Or did my childhood days watching Family Classics on WGN mislead me?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK
, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK
********
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Thanxs guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (sVHv8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM (AM1GF)
There's a reason castles are no longer in vogue, and I would pay good money for guncam footage when their gated communities are stormed.
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (81uw/)
Basically they've reproduced the living conditions of a filthy Medieval
port city, and are now shocked to find that they have "Typhus zones"
like a Medieval port city.
Sweet Jesus, you idiots, I showed you this 165 years ago.
Posted by: John Snow (not affiliated with GoT) at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (T6t7i)
when he couldn't take it anymore.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (VzI4f)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (jBMZ4)
Be sure to wear a surgical mask there"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (WDxUi)
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right down to the tattoos, facial piercings, infant sacrifices and witchcraft my friend.
Posted by: That guy from Aliens at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (rixUp)
I'm expecting older vanished diseases like scurvy to make a comeback if typhus is back among us after over 100 years. For crying out loud, this is an old west malady, its what people in pre-victorian England would get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)
But they will never leave!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Pocket full of posies
Ashes Ashes
We all fall down"
Look up where that came from.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM
I mentioned that upthread, Jane. Black plague in England/Europe that wiped out 2/3rds of the entire population.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:34 P
Blackface Plague in VA, too. Thanks Dems!
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (sVHv
Umm, that's what the Nazis did with the Warsaw Ghetto.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Virginia governor watcher. at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
When will they ever learn?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)
Yeah, I'd rather be hauled off to a camp in the country than forced to live in an urban hell hole.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: turambar at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (s2J6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: steevy
And you know, someday soon it will actually come to that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (jBMZ4)
Be sure to wear a surgical mask there
=========
if you plan on walking outside, you should gown, glove and put on shoe covers.
F' it. Full biohazard gear.
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (plo1k)
No. Walls are Medieval--Typhus is sleek and modern! Also slimming!
Posted by: The Pied Piper of Burbank at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: trev006
Which POV, aggressor or defender?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (+y/Ru)
---
Are those American homeless or new electorate, protected class homeless?
Posted by: Methos at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (kOpft)
I'm expecting older vanished diseases like scurvy to make a comeback if typhus is back among us after over 100 years. For crying out loud, this is an old west malady, its what people in pre-victorian England would get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)
Scrapie, dengue, cholera (blue and white)...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (/9p9e)
Summon the Black Plague.
Wasn't one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse named Pestilence? I'd look it up except Guinness.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (HaL55)
Bring out yer dead!
Here you go sir.
He's not dead!
Yes he is.
No, he's not!
No, I'm not!
Shut up!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (sw7AG)
That would be wonderful! I can get famouser as a donkey show girl!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:36 PM (nRWPy)
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There were Democrats back then?
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (vDqXW)
I mentioned this a couple of days ago that carpeting was gonna be a huge problem. For the wealthy, who support socialism.
Shame it's gonna bite them
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (jYje5)
Too late
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)
He'll just sit there on the Guttfeld show and not even bother to roll his eyes until they come to him, and then he'll put down some thinking.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (fuK7c)
There was a story a while back about a college student (or several, maybe) having a mysterious ailment and SPOILERS it was scurvy, since PRO TIP ramen is not a good source of Vitamin C.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (Vm46z)
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 05:29 PM (XROPS)
Nah.
Locusts. Frogs. Fiery hail.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:34 P
Wasn't that the same time they were burning cats alive because witchcraft? So the rats just continued to breed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (iEWtc)
Posted by: Braenyard
Revelation 6.8
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (786Ro)
'now shocked to find that they have "Typhus zones" like a Medieval port city.'
No. Walls are Medieval--Typhus is sleek and modern! Also slimming!
Posted by: The Pied Piper of Burbank at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Ndje9)
Mom!! Janie's got the typhus. Now I want typhus, too!!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (t6MX/)
Next up, California passes a law making moving out illegal.
They're going to build a virtual wall that will keep people from leaving
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: The Leper Community at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (vDqXW)
Too late
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)
It already has turned into "Blade Runner" except without the rain and flying cars.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (/9p9e)
Scrapie, dengue, cholera (blue and white)...
The need to use Wisk detergent to get rid of ring around the cholera.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Silicon Valley at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (sLicW)
?? Tijuana doesn't have a rat/typhus problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (WDxUi)
Everything old is new again!!!
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (plo1k)
In your backyard! Speed Pass accepted here!
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (jBMZ4)
The rat and its fleas are not our friends.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (OLCnA)
Zhivago takes this tone with the Party delegates who now live in his old house in Moscow upon his return from World War I. They notice. Oh, yes, they notice.
Delegate: (Reviewing Zhivago's discharge papers) Holy Cross? (beat) What?
Zhivago: Holy Cross Hospital. It's on—
Tonya: (interrupting) The Second Reformed Hospital, he means.
Zhivago: Oh. (beat) Good. It needed reforming.
Delegate: (beat, with icy We Are Not Amused gaze)
After pointedly reminding Dr. Zhivago that he's "been listening to rumormongers, Comrade. There is no typhus in our city," the delegate shortly thereafter has Zhivago pulled from work to discreetly diagnose an ill man in the house.
Zhivago: Why? Is it typhus?
Zhivago: (after inspecting patient) It isn't typhus. It's another disease we don't have in Moscow: starvation.
Delegate: That seems to give you satisfaction.
Zhivago: It would give me satisfaction to hear you admit it.
Delegate: Would it? Why?
Zhivago: Because it is so.
Delegate: Your attitude is noticed, you know. Oh, yes, it's been noticed!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (CDGwz)
I'm not sure leprosy is coming back. I'm kinda stumped.
Posted by: Father Damien at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2019 05:40 PM (B1ik8)
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Well, I never! You'll be hearing from our lawyers in the morning!
Good day, sir!
Posted by: The Hansa at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:37 PM (AM1GF)
I think the aggressors will be the only ones with the foresight? I really don't care, if anything I'll get both and splice the videos together. "Idiots Getting Hurt" will be the highest rated program, assuming electronic still work in the end.
Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (81uw/)
And where to all those carpets go?
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
The Island of Lesbos, of course.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (t6MX/)
Typhus, Cholera, Hepatitis and Smallpox. Maybe polio is next.
Posted by: LASue
Nah.
Locusts. Frogs. Fiery hail.
Posted by: antisocialist
We've got death of the firstborn well in hand. Also, second and third born get a 50% discount!
Posted by: Planned Part-em-out at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)
LIKE IN THE 16TH CENTURY !!!!!!
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (FxJnm)
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 05:41 PM (NpvYf)
Hmm...
The 1924 Los Angeles pneumonic plague outbreak began October 30, 1924, and was declared fully contained on November 13, 1924.
Whoopsie doodle.
Posted by: 13times at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: billygoatohio@gmail.com at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (TAkaR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)
You're gonna meet some infected people there."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (WDxUi)
--Georgio Lopez-Sanchez
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)
Well, progressives are currently conflating western civ with whiteness, and they rebel against all forms of "whiteness" like facts, math, basic civility and good manners (like being on time, being colorblind).
So. . .yeah, they pretty much are saying they reject western civilization because it's racists 'n sh#t.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Ving Rhames IS MarTyphus Wallace at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (786Ro)
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Oh I totally got scurvy in college. Last year, ran out of money. One bar in town had happy hour, buy one beer - dollar - all you can eat French fries. I went almost two months every night. Gums started to bleed and teeth got loose . . .
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (plo1k)
The term "dead ringer" comes from wealthy families hiring someone to stand over the grave of a loved one. The loved one had a string attached to a bell they could ring if they came to.
Gives me the shivers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (nRWPy)
In 1922.
In Eastern Europe.
Do we really want to turn the clock back 97 years, Los Angeles?
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (opUHt)
And the anti -vaxxers can enjoy how "natural" it all is
Posted by: brak at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (2Ttcg)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (jBMZ4)
The place gets stormed not by zombies but by people who had no walls. That chapter alone made the book worth the read.
Posted by: Big V at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (sN665)
Man vs. rat: A true tale of life in Los Angeles
...To drive away my unwanted guests, I tried coyote urine, ammonia-soaked sponges, cayenne pepper and motion sensor sprinklers. None of this deterred the raccoons for more than a few days. The paper's then-editor, a mild-mannered Southern gent, told me I should get a musket.
...I met with the woman, told her my story, and she went to work. She later emailed to say she had gotten in touch with my raccoons and that she'd be sending me a transcript of those communications. And sure enough, she did, explaining that as the raccoons saw it, their ancestors were buried in my yard, and I wasn't showing proper respect.
https://tinyurl.com/ydhwzhn9
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: Dianna at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (kiM40)
Ties all this together.
Not what you think.
Posted by: golfman at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: 13times at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
Everything old is new again!!!
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (plo1k)
Seems like I heard somewhere that the squirrels out west carry plague-fleas.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (2shuf)
humpty dumpty Who?
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Braenyard
Revelation 6.8
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (eDmrZ)
https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (iEWtc)
We're going to party like it's 1399
Posted by: California at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (TAmPV)
https://www.passporthealthusa.com/2015/12/wh
ats-the-difference-between-typhoid-and-typhus/
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (q177U)
Just tell them plague rides the white horse
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (nRWPy)
The 1924 Los Angeles pneumonic plague outbreak began October 30, 1924, and was declared fully contained on November 13, 1924.
Whoopsie doodle.
I've read about the pneumatic plague. That was awful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (HaL55)
I don't remember the streets being lined with tents in Blade Runner, but it's been a while since I've seen the movie. The advantage of flying cars is people can't wander out in front of you. Unless they have jetpacks.
Seriously, most of the outskirts of LA are crazy, it looks like something out of a zombie movie, with people just wandering in the middle of the street. I really feel sorry for people with businesses there, except for the guys with security fencing businesses. They're cleaning up.
As far as English, I'm always pleasantly surprised when I hear it spoken in a market or restaurant.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (sLicW)
My ancient non-alien theory is that civilizations have advanced to a point where they could be overly compassionate or indulgent and breed laziness before and then they regressed and either got overrun by barbarians or just died out. Sad to see it happening in real time but it is as old as human nature.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gLMhO)
I'm not ashamed, its poetry, the black plague
I'm rearranged, it's changing me, the black plague
Burns my blackened brain
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
...and scrub that bitch with straight bleach for about an hour before the ceremony even begins.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (fTQ1B)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
The Island of Lesbos, of course.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
When I go back in time I will tell my younger self that in the future all carpeting, for various reasons, has been removed.
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (b3kZJ)
My right arm swelled up double. I had such a huge reaction they refused to give me the second shot in the series.
Good times.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (yL25O)
Everything old is new again!!!
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:39 PM (plo1k)
Seems like I heard somewhere that the squirrels out west carry plague-fleas.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:43 PM (2shuf)
Yeah, but new investigations show that it may also have been viral. And they aren't sure they can stop the virus if it recurs.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Let's all swim in the Ganges . . .
Let's all swim in the Ganges . . .
And have ourselves some fun!
Posted by: Sharkman at February 07, 2019 05:45 PM (bQngX)
She was sickly, and shortly after my parents were able to bring her home, she came down with scarlet fever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (786Ro)
Wonder if AOC wants to live in one of them? Doubt it.
But it keeps the peasants in one place to be ruled.
Posted by: Demoncrat WAH WAH BABY at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (xZjSg)
Prairie dogs got those. There was a plague death in Loveland not long ago.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (ykYG2)
I've read about the pneumatic plague. That was awful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (HaL55)
I think the numbers were inflated
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)
Keep your damn dirty diseases in Cali dammit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:42 PM (plo1k)
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Should've gotten lemon wedges with your beer.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Hx3Yn)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (T09ml)
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I have noticed over the years, that Mexicans (legal or otherwise) have this bizarre cultural predilection for wandering down the middle of the street, and I've never been able to figure why.
Maybe taunting fate and begging to be run down by a car is machismo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (AzW6q)
Didja see that they may have to rip out every carpet in the city?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)
They did that in Brazil.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)
...
We're all Motel 8 now.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (gLMhO)
Jane I think that's where bells were put in caskets at a point in history?
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gLMhO)
Yep. And when people were buried alive here, no one would dig them up because they were terrified of getting sick themselves.
What a horrible way to die.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 P
Sold them to the Injuns! Reeee!
Posted by: SJW History Major at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Nicholl, pestilence expert at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (Z216Q)
And you thought WE were bad...!
Posted by: Giant glowing vampire flying squirrels of North Carolina at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 05:35 PM (NLLmE)
on a magic carpet ride.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (gLMhO)
On a related side note there is some evidence to suggest that carbohydrates increase the need for vitamin C. People on an all meat diet seem to have very little need for additional vitamin C.
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (OKeCc)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
So, Typhus isn't even the second worst thing they've given us.
Posted by: Ted K. at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (I6Vm1)
Posted by: 13times at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Discuss: Bubonic Plague or the Black Death?
One is demeaning for POC but the other is too sciencey.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (bAnRM)
Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (LfH9J)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (+lVUW)
A buddy of mine was about to buy a house, but the deal fell through when the owner said she wouldn't have the house fumigated for termites.
Instead, she was going to put out some organic shit that would "encourage the termites to leave."
He should've asked her if she had any organic shit that would encourage the wetbacks and liberals to leave.
Once in Home Depot I heard a liberal couple mulling over rat traps, and looking for one that was solar powered.
Ah, California.
I'm not making any of this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Tom Nicholl, pestilence expert at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (Z216Q)
DONALD TRUMP KILLED ALL THE CARPETS!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
And every time there's a pedestrian death, the tards want to take a lane away to slow down traffic and create one for bikes.
You can't legislate out third world stupid.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: BJ Starr at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (6aAKZ)
Keep your damn dirty diseases in Cali dammit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Should start requiring quarantine of anything and anyone coming from there...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (T09ml)
Maybe taunting fate and begging to be run down by a car is machismo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (AzW6q)
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They are exercising the tiny amount of power they have in the world by dictating your actions. Just like those who purposely walk right down the center of the lane in parking lots.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ffYR/)
tinyurl.com/y7jx7tr8
That theory didn't catch on; they keep finding yersinia bacillus in the molars of people dug out of mass graves. You don't find a bacterium in a molar unless the germ has gone totally septicaemic.
Spoiler: you do NOT want septicaemic yersinia pestis. Even more than you don't want bubonic.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (ykYG2)
....
And received part of their pay in gin, which British naval officers learned to spike with lime juice.
Many hold this to be the origin of the Gimlet.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (iEWtc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (p+Wdc)
White queer cuck leftist nba coach: Kapernick will be remembered like Ali.
Spurs coach Greg Popazit said that.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (q19mL)
Posted by: Tom Nicholl, pestilence expert at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (Z216Q)
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My favorite take of the week is the idea that the "Atmosphere created by Trump" seeped back in time and made Ralph Northam and the AG wear black face decades ago.
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (vDqXW)
Bring out yer dead!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
I laughed out loud at that. I am going to hell. Don't care. It's funny.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (+lVUW)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
drug resistant strains of Gonorrhea, syphilis.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (gLMhO)
On a related side note there is some evidence to suggest that carbohydrates increase the need for vitamin C. People on an all meat diet seem to have very little need for additional vitamin C.
Posted by: Max Power at February 07, 2019 05:48 PM (q177U)
Wait - I have an idea. Rats biosynthesize their own vitamin C, so ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)
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This. Certain Charlotte and Atlanta residents are horrible about that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (xyung)
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Yes. I suspect there wasn't much in the way of potato in those "French fries". They were free and I wasn't the only kid eating two baskets of fries every night for a dollar either.
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (SoT0e)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (AM1GF)
Mom!! Janie's got the typhus. Now I want typhus, too!!
Posted by: flounder
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I call that the '25% of American children go to bed hungry' syndrome.
When such numbers began to be bandied about, I looked into the 'study'. What I found was the methodology by which it was determined. They asked children if they had ever gone to bed hungry.
Shock and surprise, some number of kids raised their hands (look at me! look at me!). Kids being kids, I suspect that a 'me too!' component set in, and, Voila!
Inexplicably, Michelle Obama was simultaneously, excruciatingly, pontificating that childhood obesity was the great national problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Tawdry Prole at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (thbcn)
And the carpets get so banned...
I wish they all could be California churls.
Posted by: The Bleach Boys at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)
Tear down the one on the Mexican border.
When the pop. density gets large enough we'll just tip that sucker off the tectonic plate.
Problem. Solved.
There's already check points on most of the border routes to the rest of the country.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (bAnRM)
On the bright side California's STD rate is skyrocketing.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
drug resistant strains of Gonorrhea, syphilis.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (gLMhO)
Higher auto insurance rates
Lower school test scores
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)
If this shit keeps up the Mexicans will be building a wall on their side of the border.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: simplemind at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (SoT0e)
Or the wonderful folks holding family reunions in the middle of the aisle at Safeway.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (ykYG2)
excruciatingly, pontificating that childhood obesity was the great
national problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (xSo9G)
I'd love to know her thoughts on Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (ykYG2)
...
You wouldn't have it for very long.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (yL25O)
and there first must be a warning bell for people to get out .
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, no real sympathy, here.
Stossel on Homeless Crisis Caused by Lib Laws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9pgh5EO6lw
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (2shuf)
Where have all the carpets gone
Long time passing
Where have all the carpets gone
Long Time Ago
Where have all the carpets gone
Gone to Maxine Waters' House Everyone
When will they ever learn
When will they ever learn
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (opUHt)
LA probably will start to address some issues related to homelessness if this represents a health threat to its ruling class. Ditto illegal immigration once that causes hardships and heartache for the national ruling class.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (iw59Q)
I battle raccoons and squirrels. One raccoon can make a lawn look as if a rototiller had been used overnight - I'm not kidding. The grub spray worked for me one year, but not recently. I think once they get a snack, they figure there's got to be another one... somewhere. No chase phases it. They laugh at the motion detector impulse sprinklers. I'm renting my house now, and assume there's nothing left of the back yard. I just pay the kids to mow the dirt.
Squirrels chew their way into the attic, literally 7" holes under the tile roof. They then chew on the wiring and move the insulation around as they please. They're too damn smart to get caught in traps, and even slightly cracking a door to slip the barrel of my pellet rifle out sent that little black POS to the treetops.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (xSo9G)
Yeah, that was ridiculous. Everyone knows the great national problem is global warming.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (WDxUi)
Yeah Hollywood is kind of a dump, but most of LA is. Its the most shockingly unglamorous place, with a crappy skyline.
That's why British sailors carried limes, the last citrus to rot.[/'i]
Usually the juice was added to their rum/beer and water, although any green leafy stuff would do when they could get it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
I just read "Wildfire" this weekend. I have no wish to see it happen IRL.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 07, 2019 05:53 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (xSo9G)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
More like Britain brought us soccer (yay!), but so many of our top MLBaseball players? 3rd world countries...
Dominican Republic and Venezuela
Go Barca!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)
...
Is the idea we all get a little skin graft of rat pelt?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (yL25O)
Yeah I was perpetually hungry. I could eat several whole large pizzas at a sitting. I was a black hole of hunger, it never stopped, just slightly abated. That didn't mean I was underfed, I just have a lousy metabolism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)
We have raccoons and squirrels, but we've also got armadillos and the occasional feral hog. The armadillos and hogs are the worst.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 05:50 PM (vDqXW)
Mine too.
2nd favorite was that Herring dressed as his favorite rapper IN 1980! Because there was rap in 1980 and UVA boys knew about it. LOL
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (ZyLVY)
Posted by: The Gods of the Copybook Headings at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (myjNJ)
*rings bell* Bring out your dead.
Here's a creepy story from DM 2 days ago, about how they had to close an OK courthouse after a lawyer was spotted shedding BEDBUGS all over the courtroom. He was literally crawling with them:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yau3cxhp
*shudders*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (dNzKv)
excruciatingly, pontificating that childhood obesity was the great
national problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (xSo9G)
I'd love to know her thoughts on Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
She's food insecure.
I've previously told the story, but ... a site was "fighting hunger in America," and featured photos and stories of those they'd "helped."
They ALL looked like Tank Abrams. I commented that it looked like they won the fight against hunger.
They took the photos down, but left the stories.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (WDxUi)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
- - -
Opioid epidemic
MS-13
More Democrats in office
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 07, 2019 05:52 PM (sLicW)
...
They hate the smell of ammonia as much as we do.
Keeps em out for awhile, but then you have to go fill the tray again. And then lay down for awhile until your head clears.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (yL25O)
Yeah I was perpetually hungry. I could eat several whole large pizzas at a sitting. I was a black hole of hunger, it never stopped, just slightly abated. That didn't mean I was underfed, I just have a lousy metabolism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)
not just that, If one doesn't Like the food , I didn't get icecream, or Pizza or Mickey D's this week.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (gLMhO)
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Yeah, not just them.
Give these old diseases a big city full of people with little or no immune resistance to in which to run around.
Eventually you'll get a mutant drug-resistant strain that breaks out into the countryside when the simpler strain hits its carrying-capacity in the urban area, and finally encounters a few people who are naturally resistant.
It's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)
Next you'll be telling me his wife's name is Condiment Canola.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 05:56 PM (bI+Dw)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
Like DC.
The most liberal places in the country are full of filth and disease.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (OKeCc)
That's a feature not a bug!
Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (FxJnm)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (LfH9J)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)
...
Is the idea we all get a little skin graft of rat pelt?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (yL25O)
Nope. A restaurant chain.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (m45I2)
they had to close an OK courthouse after a lawyer was spotted shedding
BEDBUGS all over the courtroom. He was literally crawling with them:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yau3cxhp
*shudders*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (Z4rgH)
Won't anyone think of the bedbugs?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (t6MX/)
Guys, I just had a discomforting thought: What if many of the liberal-media-approved people who have been endlessly promoted into commanding positions in the "conservative" media were not conservative at all, but opportunistic liberals?
I've had that same thought a lot.
It pretty much explains everything about Our NeverTrump and GOPe Betters
and why our side never accomplishes a damn thing.
At least Trump has caused all the Limp-Dicked Saboteurs to drop their masks.
Posted by: naturalfake's DC Salon - The Churchill Tommy James Salondell at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
it's always a planeride away from any state.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (gLMhO)
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
More like Britain brought us soccer (yay!), but so many of our top MLBaseball players? 3rd world countries...
Dominican Republic and Venezuela
Go Barca!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (OKeCc)
To be fair, Britain is more of a third world country than the Dominican Republic in some respects.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (Arlb8)
Ace is ahead of the curve.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Treat your lawn for grubs.
No grubs, no armadillos. That's all they are after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (m45I2)
how many janitors are in the building?
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (TAmPV)
According to the LAT, one-quarter of all male homosexuals in California are HIV+.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (WDxUi)
He named Kurtis Blow, I believe? That fits the time frame.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (t2P6q)
When we went to China we had to get vaccinations updated. Docs
suggested typhoid vaccine. Straight, no chaser, the most painful
fucking shot i have ever had. My arm hurt for 3 days and i had a fever
with general body aches for a few days. Miserable vaccination
experience.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (myjNJ)
When son was being deployed to Shitcanistan, they just lined them up and shot them full of everything imaginable. He said the worse one he got was for anthrax. Instant, excruciating headache.
I had a weird reaction to a pneumonia vaccine this fall. I've had pneumonia more times than I can count since I was a child, so I have to keep up with the shot. My left arm swelled up like there was a tennis ball under the skin for three days and was so sore I could barely move it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (nRWPy)
Its pretty much typical of kids to be hungry by the time bed time comes, but its okay. And a lot of times if you ask someone if they are hungry, the answer isn't about hunger its about craving.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (gLMhO)
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Yes we do. Began seeing them about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (ffYR/)
Thread's over, we're done here
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Wife sings "fleas on the dog" every Christmas.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (eDmrZ)
Ace is ahead of the curve.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (pUDQf)
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If you're hunting them in the city, you might get tularemia. Make sure to check the liver.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)
Yeah I was perpetually hungry. I could eat several whole large pizzas at a sitting. I was a black hole of hunger, it never stopped, just slightly abated. That didn't mean I was underfed, I just have a lousy metabolism.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)
Ask any teenage boy. My 14 year old grandson can eat his weight in spaghetti, then do it again a few hours later.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Alexandre Yersin at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (7PQ61)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (WDxUi)
Liberalism is truly a mental disease.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (N/DJN)
No grubs, no armadillos. That's all they are after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (eDmrZ)
We do. We have some sort of super moles, too. Son's dog loves digging them up, so we've also got that to deal with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (gLMhO)
Wait till Typhoid Larry hops on a plane for New York.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 05:27 PM (pUDQf)
The
Green New Deal prohibits all that fuel powered stuff, so they'll have
to walk until we get electric planes. Except for Congressmen, they can
still fly.
Posted by: I like cookies at February 07, 2019 05:34 PM (xxAFD)
Soon....Once I kill you all.
Posted by: The Earth Waiting for its Time to Heal at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (9dzlp)
No grubs, no armadillos. That's all they are after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (eDmrZ)
And if you got Ben Shapiros, they're after your lucky charms.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)
I think the Plague would be the warning bell.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (bAnRM)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (PFcQG)
>>Things the 3rd World Invasion has given us:
Typhus
Terrorism
Soccer
Tuberculosis
- - -
Opioid epidemic
MS-13
More Democrats in office
aka vibrant diversity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (aKsyK)
Here in my meatpacking hometown, they play soccer in the middle of the street. The really infuriating part is the amount of money our town has spent building soccer fields all over town.
Posted by: Ted K. at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (I6Vm1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (nRWPy)
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Well, you're going to need a good dozen lawyers for the environmental impact statement alone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Pestilence was the white horse. Or Conquest. It varies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM
Pestilence wears white dresses.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (WDxUi)
.....
Craziness.
That explains why they legalized exposing others to HIV, I guess. Too many homos were unable to do teh buttstuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (iEWtc)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 05:59 PM (2shuf)
In college, after baseball practice, a 2 hour workout, followed by a swim, I was kicked out of an all-you-can-eat place after my ninth plate of roast beef.
I was really hungry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:51 PM (WDxUi)
...
Is the idea we all get a little skin graft of rat pelt?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 05:54 PM (yL25O)
Nope. A restaurant chain.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (WDxUi)
...
The first conversation I pretty much actually followed in Indonesia was on a church picnic one sunday. The whole congregation went to a local nature reserve and the guys were hanging out in a gazebo.
Talk went around to the news that one of the local road-side stalls had been serving rat. People were trying to figure out which one it was and if they had ever eaten there when one guy says "as long as it tastes good" and shrugs.
And everyone else sort of shrugged too and moved on.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O)
Fleas and Bedbugs and Lice - Oh, My!
Fleas and Bedbugs and Lice - Oh, My!
Fleas and Bedbugs and Lice - Oh, My!
Fleas and Bedbugs and Lice - Oh, My!
...
Posted by: The Worst Vesrion of "The Wizard of Oz" Evah! at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (9X624)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (XP4qZ)
*******
EMBRACE YOUR INNER CHILD - a limerick
I'll go to the rooftops and shout
Weight reduction is easy, no doubt
Now don't flip your lid
'Cause inside each fat kid
Is a skinny kid tryin' to get out!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (N/DJN)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (QrTqV)
There were innumerable 'rat studies' in my youth that predicted the effects of over-population. With actual science and testing. Population growth isn't some never-ending constantly upward moving line on a graph.
It doesn't work that way at all. At a certain point it's "Ashes, Ashes
We all fall down.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (jYje5)
In case anyone from ISIS or al Qaeda is lurking, don't even bother wasting your time. We're done in a few years if this shit keeps up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (Arlb
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (OKeCc)
Calm, lol, I had No idea!
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gLMhO)
We have alligators where I live, too. On the plus side, they keep the snake population down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)
suggested typhoid vaccine. Straight, no chaser, the most painful
fucking shot i have ever had. My arm hurt for 3 days and i had a fever
with general body aches for a few days. Miserable vaccination
experience.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2019 05:55 PM (myjNJ)
Yellow fever and typhus shots come to mind as the worst...
Posted by: antisocialist at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (N/DJN)
Yes.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (nRWPy)
I call that the '25% of American children go to bed hungry' syndrome.
When such numbers began to be bandied about, I looked into the
'study'. What I found was the methodology by which it was determined.
They asked children if they had ever gone to bed hungry.
Shock and surprise, some number of kids raised their hands (look at
me! look at me!). Kids being kids, I suspect that a 'me too!' component
set in, and, Voila!
Inexplicably, Michelle Obama was simultaneously, excruciatingly,
pontificating that childhood obesity was the great national problem.
Anyone who's ever had a kid knows that they're constantly hungry. BBoy^2 ate all the time. All. The Time. I don't think he got full until he was 20 years old.
His favorite toy was the refrigerator.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (N/DJN)
Yep.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (XP4qZ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
'known to the state of California to cause cancer.' or some such.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (PFcQG)
Something about planes and people living on is island.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gC2IV)
They're ubiquitous here in coastal California, one of their main habitats. They eat fruit - especially oranges and avocados - and snails. Needless to say, everybody has orange and/or avocado trees, so guess what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (WDxUi)
That's why God gave us 22LR.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (jBMZ4)
You know those little plastic containers that take-out restaurants send with condiments? About one-ounce or two ounce plastic thingies?
Glue them onto a few 1"x4"s several inches apart. Then mix rat poison or mouse poison pellets into peanut butter and fill each container about half way. Make sure that the poison pellets are well coated.
Put the boards in the attic and enjoy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (gLMhO)
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Yes, in our trousers.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (vDqXW)
The Law of Unintended Feculences.
Posted by: The Pied Piper of Burbank at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (N/DJN)
Yes.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (Arlb
What do they have on the exits? Asking for ATC.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (gLMhO)
Guys, I just had a discomforting thought: What if many of the liberal-media-approved people who have been endlessly promoted into commanding positions in the "conservative" media were not conservative at all, but opportunistic liberals?
Well, this is mostly true.
I really think it is for the money, no matter what, so they will say or do whatever to make the money. Their party is the party of Money, so, like the saying about Romney being a well oiled weather vane, I think it's the same for the fence sitters.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (OKeCc)
I just saw an advertisement promoting CA tourism.
The last line was:
"It will take your breath away too!"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (8iiMU)
You're a racist if you object to shitting in the streets and causing a plague.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gC2IV)
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I had to get flying squirrels out of a mountain cabin once. $850 to put up attic screening with one way only exit doors.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (ZyLVY)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 05:58 PM (t2P6q)
Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Posted by: Future Virginia AG at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (aCNZ6)
tree rats out of my attic. $1700, $200 per year after year three.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:01 PM (gC2IV)
That's not a bad deal if they are going to block access to the attic as well as poison the little fuckers.
My pest control company wanted $5,500 with a five year guarantee.
I still haven't stopped laughing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 07, 2019 05:47 PM (T09ml)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (yL25O)
waters, but not armadillos, that floored me, but cool, I've never seen
one in real life.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (gLMhO)
Armadillos look like cute, brainless little tanks. That actually carry leprosy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)
Rickets for the win!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (nRWPy)
When I first met my now-wife, she cooked dinner for me. I polished it off and looked around for more to eat. She looked on incredulously: "That was supposed to serve four!"
But I'm tall and slender, and had a raging metabolism. Even now, at 29, I can pack away the chow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Bubonic Plague at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (XP4qZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (ePWRo)
You're a racist if you object to shitting in the streets and causing a plague.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:05 PM (nRWPy)
San Francisco Logic! (even though most of the hoboes there are white)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)
ugh wow, so I've been surprised again.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Pfft. You probably haven't encountered Charlotte council woman LeWanna Mayfield.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: George Costanze at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (XP4qZ)
Have the Left in LA blamed the Shutdown, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (q19mL)
Typhoid is caused by salmonella.
Typhus is also bacterial (several different types), but spread by parasites (i.e. fleas and such)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (Dhht7)
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Yeah, not just them.
Give these old diseases a big city full of people with little or no immune resistance to in which to run around.
Eventually you'll get a mutant drug-resistant strain that breaks out into the countryside when the simpler strain hits its carrying-capacity in the urban area, and finally encounters a few people who are naturally resistant.
It's just a matter of time"
It's already happened with some STD's, I think.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (iw59Q)
We all fall down.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:02 PM (jYje5)
In any of those studies, were the rats able to engineer improved sanitation and food distribution methods for themselves?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (N/DJN)
Yeah, rat poison takes out the tree rats easily. But don't buy the kind with the rat poison already in the little box. Because that's a federal offense to break the little box open. Buy the sticks.
I wish I was kidding.
'From the government and here to help' has never been so dangerous.
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (q19mL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (dUJdY)
my sibling got valley fever , the oncologists said from a earthquake in Cali ?
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (gLMhO)
One of the best examples is that political couple, James Carville and his wife Mary Matalin. It always seemed a charade. In good time or bad, they were making the money.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (OKeCc)
of their main habitats. They eat fruit - especially oranges and avocados
- and snails. Needless to say, everybody has orange and/or avocado
trees, so guess what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (WDxUi)
The obvious solution would be to cut down the trees near your house and poison liberally.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (/rm4P)
The Law of Unintended Feculences.
Posted by: The Pied Piper of Burbank at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (Ndje9)
I blame the epidemic on plastic straws.
Where's that little asshole whose science fair project launched that nonsense? He should do another science fair project on typhus.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Born Free at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (w7S68)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: keena at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (dh9yQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 06:07 PM (CDGwz)
LeWanna? Is she built like Tank?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)
But I'm tall and slender, and had a raging metabolism. Even now, at 29, I can pack away the chow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:06 PM (WDxUi)
My sister got remarried and her new husband is very tall and very thin. I think he's always hungry and she's very small. I think she's sorta starving him. He can do electrical work and I've had a couple problems. I tell him to come and I'll make him breakfast. I just keep shoveling stuff at him and he keeps eating. Eventually he'll slow down and do the wiring. Seems like a fair trade.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Da Fonz at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Ddkdj)
Fun to flunky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out on heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (7PllL)
I always wonder what gnomes they are thinking of with their serving size portions in food packaging. Four what? mice?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
Too late
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)
Seriously true. Once you get to the mart or east of Staples, you can drive for miles and see signs only in Spanish. If someone drugged you and dropped you there, you would think you were in Mexico.
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (XROPS)
On the radio this morning heard that some weather organisation is saying
last year was the 4th warmest year ever, so soon armadillo will be
roaming in Pennsylvania. Of course can't figure out why its not warm
enough for me togrow tomatoes yet alone grapefruit.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (/rm4P)
Oh give me a home,
Where the armadillo roam,
Where the queers and the transgender play.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (t6MX/)
Basically, its legislative refrigerator art Ma Pelosi let her put on federal fridge.
Suggested Motto: "If You Like Your Golf Cart, You Can Keep Your Golf Cart!"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: That Guy Who wondered where The Guy That Says En Fuego! Has Gone at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (D4BQa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (8iiMU)
It'll bring a tear to your eye...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)
I cut down the orange trees years ago, but my neighbors haven't. Don't want to poison, because dogs might eat a poisoned rat.
But I am bad news with a rat trap. I've got the range on exactly how to nail them first time, every time (which I'm happy to pass on, if anyone is interested). After nailing 23 of them, I haven't seen any signs of them in our yard in months, although our neighbors are still fighting them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (aKsyK)
On the radio this morning heard that some weather organisation is saying
last year was the 4th warmest year ever, so soon armadillo will be
roaming in Pennsylvania. Of course can't figure out why its not warm
enough for me togrow tomatoes yet alone grapefruit.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (/rm4P)
Oh give me a home,
Where the armadillo roam,
Where the queers and the transgender play.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (t6MX/)
Ah, you've see Austin, TX
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
...
Frenchmen.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: keena at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (dh9yQ)
Posted by: keena at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (dh9yQ)
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That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Whut at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (vDqXW)
organisation is saying last year was the 4th warmest year ever, so soon
armadillo will be roaming in Pennsylvania. Of course can't figure out
why its not warm enough for me togrow tomatoes yet alone grapefruit.
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2019 06:09 PM (/rm4P)
There's a concern here in S. and coastal GA, that with all this global warming *cough* the giant Everglades pythons will move up here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 07, 2019 06:04 PM (8iiMU)
It'll bring a tear to your eye...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Ct55T)
And make you regular. About every 20 minutes or so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (XROPS)
There's parts of Arizona like this too. Strange corner tents and food stands, selling phones, etc. Dirty. All in spanish.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (OKeCc)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (gLMhO)
Because among their nasty little habits is this one: when they get caught, and are really scared, they start to shit. Endless streams of the nastiest smelling, horrible runny shit you ever smelled. They shit all over everything, and shit, and shit some more. See that once, and you don't even want to get close to an Armadillo again.
They are NASTY.
Posted by: the 9th Circuit at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (WDxUi)
Sure, fire away
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)
One of the best examples is that political couple, James Carville and his wife Mary Matalin. It always seemed a charade. In good time or bad, they were making the money."
Yeah, Matalin was noisily Never Trump a spell and then slithered back when she realized it took the air out of their already tired dog and pony show.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Sebastian Bach at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (XP4qZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
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They are working backwards to get to the calories per serving number they want.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:13 PM (ffYR/)
Take note of the Democrats declaring a Climate Crisis.
And take note of Fake News not debating them on the actuality of a crisis, like at the border.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 06:13 PM (q19mL)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:13 PM (gLMhO)
some more. See that once, and you don't even want to get close to an
Armadillo again.
They are NASTY.
Posted by: the 9th Circuit at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (k1TUh)
The democrats of the animal kingdom.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t6MX/)
18 and Life
... to Go!
Posted by: Sebastian Bach at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (XP4qZ)
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
Yup. Year after year, #X warmest year on record, while winter energy usage sets new highs.
* turn the gas light off would ya? *
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (jYje5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybbyjuwp
Fancy that.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:33 PM
By request:
(to the tune of Yesterday)
Leprosy,
What a sorry mess I am to see.
Even friends can't stand to look at me.
Oh, I despise
My leprosy.
Gradually,
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Pieces keep on falling off of me.
It happens now
So gradually.
When my tongue fell off,
I don't know, I couldn't say.
I said, [*garbled*] "mmmm mmmm mmmm".
Now I long for that sweet day
When I had no leprosy
Leprosy.
Making love with me could never be.
Yes, I've lost my chance for ecstasy.
Oh I despise
My leprosy.
Posted by: Eu-Four-La at February 07, 2019 06:14 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)
And the snakes eat the rats! Ah, the cycle of life.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (bAnRM)
Stupid idiot supposed "senator" from Hawaii: Trump is "packing the courts."
Filling vacant benches = packing the courts.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (q19mL)
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It's not runny, but I marvel at the strange ability of Basset Hounds to shit four times their own body weight every day.
And it's not like they eat an unusual amount or anything. They can somehow turn four cups of dog food into fifteen pounds of dinosaur-sized poops.
It's uncanny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (fTQ1B)
Posted by: flounder
That would be seagulls.
Hop around making a ton of noise, shit everywhere, and the fly off.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (OKeCc)
*******
But what they don't tell you is (A) most of the warming is happening in the Arctic & Antarctic in their winters & (B) most Thermometers that they use are in much warmer spots than previous
Posted by: Ralph(COONMAN)Northam at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)
jewels I do imagine they are pretty slow at immigrating. lol
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (t2P6q)
Have fun, relax, buy ammo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)
It's a virus carried by rats and their fleas, but can go airborne.
From what I recall, the waves of the Plague were preceeded by cool, wet years. That let the fleas and rats survive long enough to reach populated areas.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (hmdvv)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (gLMhO)
range on exactly how to nail them first time, every time (which I'm
happy to pass on, if anyone is interested). After nailing 23 of them, I
haven't seen any signs of them in our yard in months, although our
neighbors are still fighting them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (WDxUi)
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Yes, a lot of pest control comes down to habitat control and killing off the colonizers.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:13 PM
Come to Texas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK
OK. I use peanut butter on the trigger, but found that often the trap would be sprung, but no rat. Doing a little operations research, I realized that the rat probably approached the trap from the kill bar side, so when he triggered the trap, the kill bar just passed over his head (probably scaring the shit out of him, but that's all).
So I started putting a small smear of peanut butter at the end of the trap nearer the trigger, the idea being he got a little appetizer yum yum, then went for the main course, approaching the trigger from the business end.
Works like a charm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:13 PM (gLMhO)
Yeah, that figures. People see willow, they think, "she has the look of one who's always been interested in seeing a real armadillo, that one". You can just tell.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)
Jane I did expect alligators because of shared waters, but not
armadillos, that floored me, but cool, I've never seen one in real
life.
If you're driving at night and surprise one with your headlights, it'll jump straight up in the air about a foot and a half all of a sudden like it's spring-loaded. Funny as hell to see the first time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Jewells45
I'd eat them myself.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM (eDmrZ)
If you were to go back and look at actual newspaper clipping that showed recorded temperatures in the 1930's, you would be shocked to find out that not a single one of them anymore is the same as what is in the "official" temperature record.
The warmists have literally erased all of the inconvenient data from the record and replaced it with "data" that is more agreeable to their goals.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (k1TUh)
Wish I cared enough to actually find out how.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2019 06:15 PM (fTQ1B)
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She falsely claimed that she stopped a human trafficking ring at the Phoenix airport.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2019 05:57 PM (LfH9J)
Fentanyl smuggling = Chemical warfare?
Importing Third World diseases = Biological warfare?
Yeah, we're not being invaded. There is no crisis. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: rickl at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (gLMhO)
Hell, Herndon va is like that.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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What is two sizes up from 'Plus Size'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (xSo9G)
I miss seeing wildlife.
I know the rest of you have had your fill, but I miss it.
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (gLMhO)
I saw a dog carrying a giant stick this morning. Wow, that is a giant stick, I thought. Dog is all carrying it proudly, tail up, head and ears high.
I get closer. No stick. It is a frozen dear spine, stripped. We have wolves and mountain lions around here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (/9p9e)
So suck it, Commies.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (hjaPQ)
I only hope it stays there, bastards.
Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (qZdIZ)
Nature really is amazing.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (XP4qZ)
It's a virus carried by rats and their fleas, but can go airborne.
++++++++
Plague is caused by Yersenia pestis, a bacteria, not a virus
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow
Yay!
They are the un-official Texas State Roadkill.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (t6MX/)
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My Belgian Malinois came home from the neighbor's ranch proudly dragging a quarter of one of his llamas.
Buck had to stay home for awhile after that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (I4AOX)
She falsely claimed that she stopped a human trafficking ring at the Phoenix airport.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (ffYR/)
Prevented Meghan from getting a Chunky Bar from the vending machine?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (BXMxN)
Cindy McCain ; "I stopped some bad black people from trafficking a baby! Really, I got a cop just as the blackitty black black man who was buying the child got off the plane!
Ummmm....never mind. None of that shit actually happened."
What's next, sniper fire in Bosnia?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (t2P6q)
So suck it, Commies.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (hjaPQ)
Add 10% for the Lefty cheat factor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
I get closer. No stick. It is a frozen dear spine, stripped. We have wolves and mountain lions around here.
Posted by: flounder
I'll bet doggo was still proud of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM
Starting in Paris, you can drive through Italy and end up in London in only 6 hours / 360 or so miles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah, Matalin was noisily Never Trump a spell and then slithered back when she realized it took the air out of their already tired dog and pony show.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2019 06:12 PM (iw59Q)
Matalin hasn't written or said anything compelling in what, 30 years? Her snakehead hubby either, although he's occasionally funny, in a virulently sarcastic way.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:22 PM (gLMhO)
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If they aren't freezer burnt, they are fine.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 07, 2019 06:22 PM (JcXHH)
hahaha!
Reminds me of the time my black lab stole a neighbor's antelope head when he was unpacking his truck after a hunting trip.
She came running up the driveway with it in her mouth, all prouder than fuck.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2019 06:22 PM (XP4qZ)
Preferably while experiencing the entire life cycle of the disease thru all stages.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:22 PM (bAnRM)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:22 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM (gLMhO)
2 nights ago a possum came up to the french door facing our back yard and stared at us through it (that's our tv room) like he wanted to come inside. Noticed him when the cat started growling.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2019 06:23 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:23 PM (JLQGI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2019 06:19 PM (xSo9G)
I belive that would be "DAYYY-yum!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:23 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (m45I2)
Which used to be called "Pasteurella Pestis," and that is a much cooler name!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2019 06:23 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)
But they're the Party of Science, you know.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:28 PM
The Leftists have utterly failed in bettering the lives of their citizenry. As President Trump, this sort of behavior by governmental officials is not compassion, but cruelty.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (5Yee7)
lmro
Posted by: willow
Within two years, you will. And you won't even notice it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (wxZSX)
Those ribs should be fine:
https://www.foodsafety.gov/keep/charts/storagetimes.html
Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:16 PM (hmdvv)
They also took the precaution of killing cats and dog. Of course we know what that does to a rat population. Or squirrels. My university decided to get rid of quad dogs because "public health" within a month the squirrels and rats were in all the dorms. I woke up with a squirrel eating my milanos.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (eDmrZ)
Dude had just won the lottery. Finders keepers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (t6MX/)
Funny, I do not remember Typhus being a problem 30, 40, or even 50 years ago.
What has changed?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:23 PM (JLQGI)
THE DRUG COMPANIES ARE PUTTING THE TYPHUS IN THE VACCINES!
Posted by: JIM CARREY, YELLING IN YOUR EAR at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:18 PM
Shakespeare said it best, in the original Klingon:
"legh wa' 'Iv reH Daj neH real armadillo, wa' legh ghaj ghaH."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Sal at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (wR64M)
Posted by: Tom Servo
They are so ugly, they are cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (eDmrZ)
Ah, but if you have European ancestors, you likely inherited some resistance.
So you'd think Liz Warren would be on the warpath to prevent another outbreak...
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (hmdvv)
How do you tell? They look fine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)
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Freezer burn is whitish/gray. If they look fine, you're good to go.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (ffYR/)
OT.. I've had boneless ribs in the freezer since last July. Are they still good or should I trash them?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:17 PM
You really should buy a shrink wrapper. Sucks the air out and stuff is good for an entire year. I pay 16 cents a bag. Here's the unit I bought, currently unavailable for some reason...
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MAUKU54/
Posted by: Newest Nic at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: PG at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (iqCkn)
Posted by: Whut at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2019 06:20 PM (m45I2)
Maybe yer senia pestis, but my senia pestis is perfectly safe, thank you very much!
*hmmph!*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (JLQGI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (t2P6q)
"legh wa' 'Iv reH Daj neH real armadillo, wa' legh ghaj ghaH."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (DMUuz)
Image search for "Klingon armadillo" is sadly disappointing.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (t+qrx)
Ancient Aliens did that.
Duh.
Posted by: Giorgio T, bobbin weavin and my hair is fab-o-lus at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (7BoYW)
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Are you sure you aren't talking about all the flunkeys waiting on Pelosi?
Posted by: Axeman at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (vDqXW)
There are a lot of homeless here, but they bunch up places like beach towns and downtown -- places full of well-to-do white guilt.
I live on the edge of Koreatown. Homeless avoid it because the Koreans will not give them money.
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (SIP8o)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2019 05:24 PM (sw7AG)
Chagas and new strains of measles, for two.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:21 PM (DMUuz)
Some people can't comprehend how small Europe is.
We're used to the expanse of the US.
One reason Europe uses rail transport for people is because by the time you'd take off and reach altitude, you'd already be losing altitude for approach to your destination.
Trains don't work as well as planes here as the distance is too long, too slow and crosses too many grade crossings.
It's very similar to Japan and for the same reasons.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (bAnRM)
Maybe yer senia pestis, but my senia pestis is perfectly safe, thank you very much!
*hmmph!*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:26 PM (Ct55T)
They call me the Black 'Little' Death, Baby.*
*Is that racist?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (JLQGI)
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (SIP8o)
It's almost as if there's a moral here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (SIP8o)
Well, and rooftop Koreans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (t2P6q)
*Is that racist?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (JLQGI)
Should be the Black 'Lil' Death.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (gLMhO)
Throw her a fish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:27 PM (aKsyK)
I really think that shit will only play well on the social media echo chamber.
Real people will catch a glimpse of that childish nonsense (read: watch it on loop on CNN at the airport against their will while the news otters bark and clap their approval) and say, "WTF?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (gLMhO)
But people want to go to Israel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (JLQGI)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MAUKU54/
Posted by: Newest Nic
Mine is the Food Saver Vac 550. Had it about 25 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM
I have a graphic I occasionally use in slide presentations, of Texas overlaying pretty much all of Europe. It always seems to amaze most of the audience.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (7BoYW)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
They are so ugly, they are cute.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (eDmrZ)
Every animal on earth has an Australian version that's made of pain and venom and murder, except the opossum. Australian possums are just adorable, and scientists still don't understand why.
https://stoatnet.org/dowhatyoumust.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at February 07, 2019 06:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (gLMhO)
562 rick, that's what i'm hoping that it will be ok, and people won't kick me out of town
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:25 PM (gLMhO)
Heh. You'll be fine.
I'll admit that when I moved here, I made a herculean effort to avoid saying "y'all". Which was daunting, because I used to say it all the time in SoCal. I was afraid that Texans would think that the pudgy new guy from California was mocking them.
Then I realized that they don't care what I sound like, they just care about what kind of person I am. Exactly the way it should be.
On the other hand, wear a Texas Rangers ball cap in SoCal and those people freak the fuck out. Which is why I wore it every Tuesday evening at the farmer's market, to piss off the hippies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (bAnRM)
Liberals don't grasp this. Fly from London to Berlin? 500 miles. One hour. The stewardesses have to hop it to get people drinks and then collect all the crap before landing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (WDxUi)
Ahhhh. Southwest Airlines Dallas to Houston.
49 minute flight with a tail wind.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:32 PM (eDmrZ)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:33 PM (gLMhO)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2019 06:30 PM (eDmrZ)
did it come (heh) with the "special" attachments?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:35 PM (bAnRM)
Flights from the US into Heathrow begin their approach over Ireland.
I'm planning a road trip around England for this spring, and checked the driving time from the southern-most stop (Bovington) to the northern-most (Crawford, Scotland): under 6 hours. You can't get to Chicago from Detroit in that time.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (hmdvv)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2019 06:11 PM (gLMhO)
Quit eating your dog and hugging your meat.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 07, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:28 PM (SIP8o)
Well, and rooftop Koreans.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 07, 2019 06:29 PM (t6MX/)
Homeless don't care about getting shot. If they did, they'd stay away from blacks and Hispanics.
The homeless care about getting high and that takes money.
Posted by: baldilocks at February 07, 2019 06:38 PM (SIP8o)
There are usage reasons for using Y'all or you all rather than longer phrases.
I started using it commonly and I've never been to Texas except to cross the panhandle into OK and then KS.
I almost moved there but was too far. That was when I had to retire and couldn't afford the state I was living/working in.(sigh) I still wish I'd had more money. I like how they do/did things in Texas.
They did start attracting more Californians but probably not in the boonies yet. Which is where I would've moved.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 07, 2019 06:41 PM (bAnRM)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at February 07, 2019 06:42 PM (qLW4i)
Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2019 06:44 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at February 07, 2019 06:46 PM (qLW4i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2019 06:48 PM (+y/Ru)
I live in Los Angeles, so I can inform you it already is. Hell, parts of the San Fernando Valley are indistinguishable.
Posted by: Undine at February 07, 2019 06:50 PM (qq+1a)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 07, 2019 06:53 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 07, 2019 06:56 PM (R3YbJ)
If you get typhus its because sex on carpet.
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