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Cold Warrior: Everyone's Favorite "Vietnam Vet" Was a Refrigerator Mechanic Who Went AWOL Three Times
UPDATE: CHIEF LIES WITH ABANDON LIES MORE ABOUT HIS PREVIOUS LIES; WAPO VOUCHES FOR HIM

You guys probably know this, but Chief Refer Madness was not in fact a "Marine Recon Ranger" (a thing which does not exist) but instead was a refrigerator mechanic who went AWOL three times and served at all times in wartorn Nebraska.

Although there's a "NSFW" warning on the post, the only thing unsafe about it, if I remember right, is that he says "shit" a couple of times. I don't think it's the sort of thing likely to scandalize readers here.

Headline courtesy of Mr. Peebles.

Holy Shit Update:



Tami says this is the latest #FakeNews from the completely fraudulent Washington Post, trying its best to prop up its LIAR:

"I have a relative here who said he'd lead the way and scout ahead for us," Phillips said in the article, which describes a protest at the Standing Rock Sioux reservation in North Dakota. "You know, I'm from Vietnam times. I'm what they call a recon ranger. That was my role. So I thank you for taking that point position for me."

Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation.

Oh? Then what was the reference to "Vietnam-times"?

What is this mention of "POINT POSITION"? Isn't "taking point" a bit of military lingo that even a chairborne ranger would understand?

Isn't he suggesting he used to take the point on military scouting missions deep into enemy territory during "Vietnam-times"?


More: Chief Lies With Abandon Claims He Was "Spat On," Called "Baby Killer, Presumably When He Came Home From Seeing "Platoon:" At Stripes.com:

The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran. He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer by a "hippie girl," and told the Detroit Free Press on Saturday that "I'm a Marine Corps veteran and I know what that mob mentality can be like."

The sight of him surrounded by a group of teens wearing baseball hats emblazoned with President Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again" campaign slogan and the shifting narratives about the incident afterward have prompted political outcry from conservatives and liberals alike.

He also described the experience of being ordered by a superior to completely take-apart of a Kenmore Walk-In Freezer.

"They told us: 'We had to disassemble the heat unit to save it,'" he sighed, eyes welling with tears.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1 Refrigeranger

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2019 05:56 PM (xa6W5)

2 Can you PROVE those refrigeration systems were not vital to national security?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 23, 2019 05:56 PM (vI+F1)

3 Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

4 AWOL is like, a good thing right?

Posted by: AOC at January 23, 2019 05:57 PM (eAZVt)

5 So his claims were...toothless?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

6
Thanks for his service??

Fuck that shit. He was flunky for 4 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (cLO7o)

7 He kept gumming up his story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

8 He prefers to think of himself as a Cold Warrior.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (2/hY1)

9

Thank you for you refrigerator service.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (cLO7o)

10 His credibility was decayed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

11 Willowed from 2 threads ago:

Anchor, Globe and condenser unit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (LOq4H)

12 AWOL is like, a good thing right? "

Yeah. Like the rank, E-1 means "excellent"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (6qErC)

13 He wasn't AWOL. He was waiting for parts.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 23, 2019 05:58 PM (X8ACe)

14 Not a Vietnam Vet. Not a recognized tribal "Elder."

And anyone wonders why we call it Fake News?

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (t2P6q)

15

Nothing is real coming out of the left anymore.

Not one thing. No surprises.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (OKeCc)

16 Anchor, Globe and condenser unit."

Fouled tubing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (6qErC)

17 Hey Chief Spreading Bull, thank you for your service... of my Maytag refrigerator.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (jcLSJ)

18 Absent WithOut Fluoride

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (bcbK8)

19 So chief inhales too much freon

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

20 Nebraska???? what was w/ the I am from Vietnam time nonsense?

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (a0IVu)

21 Well, Recon Ranger may not be technically, factually correct, but it is morally correct.

So there's that.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (ZfRYq)

22 Can he fix a Norge?

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 05:59 PM (NLLmE)

23 Nebraska???? what was w/ the I am from Vietnam time nonsense?"

Well, there was a pu pu platter special that day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (6qErC)

24 I think he also served at the former MCAS El Toro in CA. Much easier duty than NE.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (n13/j)

25 Well he certainly was not going AWOL to get dental care, that's for sure..

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (a0IVu)

26 They spit on him for killing Nebraska babies?

Seems like this would have made the news.

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (t2P6q)

27 we call these guys "shit birds" or the "10 percent"

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (87EdW)

28 Anchor, Globe and condenser unit.

...

Eagle.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (F8lqE)

29 It's refrigeration, right. Freon kinda rhymes with recon. Maybe that's the source of confusion.

I'm sure the left/MSM/NeverTrump complex will be all over this. Any time now.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (9hauA)

30 He was spit on and called "icebox killer."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (LOq4H)

31 Hi how are ya
Hi how are ya
Hi how are ya
Hi how are ya

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

32 It was a rotten news story anyway

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

33 He wasn't AWOL, he was just following the spirits of his ancestors, who just happened to be going to a bar in Omaha.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (RD7QR)

34
Was he a member of the Frozen Chosen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (cLO7o)

35 Loneliest guy in the Marines.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (jGvbj)

36 Chief Frigidaire.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (tGjfm)

37 Lieawatha has competition...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

38 We used to use a jody - I wanna be a recon ranger, live a life of guts and danger...
If I remember right. It was to make fun of army ranger pukes..

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

39 AWOL from fixing the refridgerators?

Wow.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (9vRlA)

40 FreonRanger.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (Dhht7)

41 Well he certainly was not going AWOL to get dental care, that's for sure..

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (a0IVu)''
the beach.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (n13/j)

42 He'll never be on 60 Minutes, or any of the morning shows, or The View, or late night with Jimmy this or Jimmy that.

George Stephanopolus will never interview him, nor will Andrea Mitchell.

The guy can't stop lying about this, even with all the proof of his lies out there. It is just too dangerous for the left to make this guy the speaking poster boy for this incident.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (+fPHo)

43 Eagle."

Chicken.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (6qErC)

44 OT...Graham calling Pelosi 'absurd, petty and shameful'.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

45 41 Well he certainly was not going AWOL to get dental care, that's for sure..

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (a0IVu)''
the beach.
Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (n13/j)

In Nebraska?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (RD7QR)

46 By that standard, I'm a Cold Warrior Desert Stormer who Warred Against Terror.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (kQs4Y)

47 I would like to take a moment to recognize the first comment.
Refrigeranger.
Darn funny, that one.

Posted by: PabloD at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (F1m5e)

48 Still, as good as John Kerry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (2/hY1)

49 Lindsay Graham 2.0 was fun.

Lindsay Graham 2.1 should be even better.

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (t2P6q)

50 Based upon the dental work - meth head.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)

51 44 OT...Graham calling Pelosi 'absurd, petty and shameful'.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

Good. About time he hit the other side, here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

52 OT...Graham calling Pelosi 'absurd, petty and shameful'.
=====

Tell us something we don't know, Senator.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

53 35 Loneliest guy in the Marines.
Posted by: davidt

Oh! Bravo sir, bravo...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (LOq4H)

54

Clinically insane.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (OKeCc)

55 Indian Fridge-r

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

56 Was he a member of the Frozen Chosen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 06:01 PM (cLO7o)

ok that was good.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (n13/j)

57 > I think he also served at the former MCAS El Toro in CA. Much easier duty than NE.

Yeah, most of his active duty was at El Toro. His reserve time was in Nebraska and (if I'm remembering right) Kansas. I think someone said that the fridge repair school was in Kansas, but I have no direct knowledge of that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (YLHN9)

58 0300, infantry!0300, infantry!2974, basic military refrigerator repair?


Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

59 We have Marines in Nebraska?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

60
4 AWOL is like, a good thing right?
Posted by: AOC at January 23, 2019 05:57 PM (eAZVt)





Jawohl!

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (eXA4G)

61 Even today, the remnants of the last refrigerator battle scars the Nebraska countryside. Nathan was never the same after this.
https://tinyurl.com/y8vjgryr

Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (qlTN9)

62 You guys probably know this, but "Taunto" was not in fact a "Marine Recon Ranger"


I said 'marine AIRCON ranger' goddammit!!

Posted by: Taunto at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (Y7Tmy)

63 El Toro...he repaired snowblowers too, then.

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (t2P6q)

64 But I fought Charlie the Tuna in the Rice-a-Roni patties!

Posted by: Nathan Philips, Captain America (Ret.) at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (DuAZ5)

65 I have seen the guy in this vid before on cable. He and his wife trach down and confront stolen valor perps! Great job..

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (ICWiF)

66 Did he also work on microwaves?

Then he could claim to be a Radar Ranger.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (tGjfm)

67 How did he get to D.C.?

Where did he stay when there?

What is the source of funds for his travel, lodging, meals, drums?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (+fPHo)

68 Motor Pool >>> Whirlpool

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (2/hY1)

69 He's fearless when it comes to taking on children.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (7PllL)

70 Don't really have to change Tonto to Taunto ( though pretty good) for it to be an insult. I think everyone knows Tonto means dumb or silly in Spanish.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (2DOZq)

71 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 Professional Smirker at January 23, 2019 06:04 PM (NA4vJ)

72 59 We have Marines in Nebraska?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)


We have refrigerator repair Marines in Nebraska.


Apparently.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

73 Tonto NoTeeth. I like it.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

74 Runs with Freon.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

75 Mollie Hemingway on Twitter :

The thing I keep thinking about: if many media types are dishonest about reporting contradicted and shown to be dangerously false by hours of extensive video evidence, how astronomically much are they misreporting their claims based on absolutely nothing but anonymous sources?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (9hauA)

76 ''I said 'marine AIRCON ranger' goddammit!!''

LOL.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (jm1YL)

77 59 We have Marines in Nebraska?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)

Well, there's the Missouri River...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

78 You people are brutal...LOVE IT!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (LOq4H)

79 I thought you said Frozen Chosin. To give it the Marine angle. we can share it.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)

80 Stands with a Fridge.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

81 AWOL 3 times? Doesn't once get you the boot?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (7ZQe3)

82 A sad story, ending in farce and empty wallets.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (Pqytn)

83 I was a Recon Ranger in the Sears Tool Department for 2 years, I don't have a thousand yard stare, more like 200 yards, but I was in the shit man and it still affects me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (4e+hS)

84 We sung it as " I wanna be a recon ranger, I wanna shave off all of my hair. I wanna be a recon ranger, I wanna wear that Smokey bear!"

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (87EdW)

85 I still like "Retcon Ranger" as his special status designator.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (f3oO4)

86 When he worked on KP specializing in Roast he was a Rump Ranger

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (JFO2v)

87 ased upon the dental work - meth head.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM



Not too far off. Phillips is a recovered alcoholic.

---Who is Nathan Phillips? Years ago, Omaha Tribe member said spiritual journey was grounded in mall prayer vigil---

https://bit.ly/2WcEcU0

Omaha World Herald article from 2000, republished 2 days ago.

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)

88 Fuck chief running douche. Many many many people served honorably without being special forces or ever seeing a combat zone. You know what? they never lied about their service never embellished their record. Never brought dishonor to their name. Never stole from their fellow vets who did see combat who were injured or killed in their service. Fuck you kind sir. Fuck you indeed.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

89

We call it maize cray-craize.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (OKeCc)

90 He has PTSD, Post Traumatic Sears Disorder

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)

91 To he fair, most men would be AWOL when forced to work on Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: literally serious at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (c04Om)

92 Well, I imagine the Marines were pretty low on Refrigerator Repairmen in Nebraska during 'Nam.

Must've let those AWOLs slide.



Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (t2P6q)

93 We have Marines in Nebraska?
Posted by: Weasel


Why not? We had SEALS in Afghanistan and that country is about as dry and landlocked as it gets.

Posted by: rickb223 Professional Smirker at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (NA4vJ)

94 Chief Frigid Air

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (jn7FC)

95 From Tami this morning.....

-------------------

This Ain't Hell has a whole list of his military service. Seems he was best at being AWOL...

http://tinyurl.com/ybjyke2u

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 07:49 AM

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Dhht7)

96 Ah, a kindred spirit...

Posted by: John F'N Kerry What Served in Vietnam at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Tyii7)

97 Loneliest guy in the Marines.

There are those who swear by his kegerator work.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (vfOIM)

98 ''Runs with Freon.''

Another LOL. The superior Moron sense of humor is on display yet again.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (jm1YL)

99 Help me understand..he joined the military, became a marine and did refrigerator repairs on base in Nebraska and Cali? They make marines do tech repair jobs?

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (a0IVu)

100 Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)

I was wondering about that, because of the teeth. He's pretty emaciated as well for a guy who apparently isn't missing many meals.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (uquGJ)

101 > AWOL 3 times? Doesn't once get you the boot?


This is back in the day when they still had to draft people, not the all volunteer system of today.

Judges used to give young criminals the option of joining the service instead of doing time in those days.

I don't think any of the services will take a felon now, or even someone with other than the most minor of misdemeanors.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (YLHN9)

102 This is the AK-74 refer unit, the preferred refrigerator of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound while it defrosts at you.

Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

103 91 To he fair, most men would be AWOL when forced to work on Sarah Silverman.
Posted by: literally serious at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (c04Om)

Talk about hacking your way through the jungle...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (RD7QR)

104 Wind Through his Teeth.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

105 Mollie Hemingway on Twitter :

The thing I keep thinking about: if many media types are dishonest about reporting contradicted and shown to be dangerously false by hours of extensive video evidence, how astronomically much are they misreporting their claims based on absolutely nothing but anonymous sources?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (9hauA)


No kidding.

Nothing is real. Journalism is dead.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (OKeCc)

106 Cheif Lies out his Ass is getting a lot of press and still giving out his original version

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)

107 So. If he isn't a Vietnam vet, and he never really told the media he was, what we have here is yet another instance of the media creating fake news.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (9hauA)

108 He was there in the battle for the Maitag valley!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (vmAQh)

109
AWOL 3 times? Doesn't once get you the boot?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (7ZQe3)






Now, quite possibly. But in the '70s things were different.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (eXA4G)

110 I predicted he spent time in the brig.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (BXMxN)

111 Any vet can rattle off where they went to boot camp, their MOS, their unit, duty stations, etc. If they get vague or can't answer very simple question, they're probably full of shit.

San Diego
0311
Fox Co 2/4
Camp LeJuene

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (gC2IV)

112 ''Chief Frigid Air''

Chief Frigidaire

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

113 >> Loneliest guy in the Marines.

All y'all are funny but that right there is wonderful.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (wSGZR)

114 102 This is the AK-74 refer unit, the preferred refrigerator of your enemy. It makes a distinctive sound while it defrosts at you.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

I recognize that quote from the movie 'Heartbreak Fridge'*



*yes, stole that from the thread down below

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

115 Who can forget the Mai Tag massacre.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (vmAQh)

116 Jesse Watters said there's video of Chief Dances With Freon saying "after returning from Vietnam" he was "spit on and called a baby killer."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

117 Pretty sure some marines do go to Ranger school. My unit had a STA marine go, and my oldest daughter's primary instructor at jump school at Ft. Benning was a marine staff sgt (e6) who I believe had a ranger tab too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (87EdW)

118 >>>8 He prefers to think of himself as a Cold Warrior.


Lol. I'm stealing that.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

119 "Ranger Rick" is a fake?
Oh my stars and garters!

Posted by: Chuck C at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (zCabI)

120 The one positive I will point out... he was 'vietnam era' as the National Defense Service Medal was awarded through 1974 for vietnam.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (1g7ch)

121

Sitting Bully

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (OKeCc)

122 FoughtWorked on side by sides with my brothers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (Y3I09)

123 Yesterday, I predicted he did some menial stateside stint. But I gotta be honest, I never imagined it was *this* menial.

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (t2P6q)

124 I'd say this guy was lying through his teeth....but what teeth?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

125 Nice! No we can rub their faces in it.

Every. Muthafuckin. Chance. We. Get.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (YndB3)

126 > If he isn't a Vietnam vet, and he never really told the media he was

In the CNN transcript I saw he called himself a Vietnam vet twice. No ambiguity. No "Vietnam times" (whatever that means). No "Vietnam era" (which is a real thing).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (YLHN9)

127 I helped close down El Toro in 94 and move it to MCAS Miramar.

It was an easy station by MC standards.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (F8lqE)

128 Actually I didn't know any of this, but I am *totally* unsurprised.

I keep seeing references to him not being an elder of his tribe, either (which I also suspected pretty much from the beginning of this debacle). Is that confirmed anywhere?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (pPQeR)

129 Les K they don't care. They have a clip of him explaining that 'I was trying to defuse tensions between the Hebrew black nationalists or whatever they are and the teens' That has been aired multiple times by the local alphabets as a pseudo mea culpa. They don't even own up to pushing the original lie, they just say it was a viral video which new evidence shows in a different light. The FNM have covered themselves with dishonor.

Posted by: paleRider is a math nerd at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (eASYU)

130
Was he AWOL more often than George Bush?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (cLO7o)

131 Who can forget the Mai Tag massacre.

LMAO!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (dUJdY)

132 I sent him a dozen ears of maze and a note that said, sorry we took your shit, should have fought harder.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (vmAQh)

133 Freon was as dangerous as Agent Orange man.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (BXMxN)

134 Nothing is real. Journalism is dead.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (OKeCc)

Nothing to get hung about.

Posted by: John Lennon at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

135 Lincoln...shit; I'm still only in Lincoln. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on the farm.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (o3AYq)

136 I've seen things. Power outages. I've had to go into freezers the rest of you bastards couldn't handle. ---

Chief Dances With Freon

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

137 Marines had refrigeration?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (786Ro)

138 He fought the AC in Nam.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

139 86 When he worked on KP specializing in Roast he was a Rump Ranger
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (JFO2v)


When he worked on microwaves he was a Radar Ranger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (1GThF)

140 Hey! Stop making fun of Nathan! It's dangerous working around those fridges. He can't feel the ends of his fingers due to repeated frostbite, his tongue got stuck to metal parts more times than he can count (which apparently is only to 21, and that's if he's naked), his clothes routinely got wet when a part leaked and he never had enough quarters for the dryer, and how many times did he almost suffocate and have to be rescued after he shut the door while inside? Now I ask you, is this not the stuff of valor?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (zmIJL)

141 Based upon the dental work - meth head.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)
..........

Kept it stashed in the freezer.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

142 135 Lincoln...shit; I'm still only in Lincoln. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on the farm.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (o3AYq)

Every time I looked around, the corn crib walls moved in a little closer...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

143 "Look at the coils. If they're clogged with hair and dust, vacuum them."

"Move highly perishable food to a cooler or other cooled space. The refrigerator will be without power for about 30 minutes, which shouldn't affect most refrigerated or frozen foods."

"Always wear work gloves to protect your hands. You'll thank me later."

"I'm Nathan Phillips, and this is my MaterClass."

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (Xqo6t)

144 If he isn't a Vietnam vet, and he never really told the media he was



In the CNN transcript I saw he called himself a Vietnam vet twice.
No ambiguity. No "Vietnam times" (whatever that means). No "Vietnam era"
(which is a real thing).





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (YLHN9)

He also talked about coming back to the states. Back from where?

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (n13/j)

145 Did I say "Marine Recon Ranger"?

I meant I was a a Marine freon changer....

Posted by: ShitsWithBulls at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (CDCKr)

146 "I hardly said two words to my dentist until I said 'yes' to a mass tooth extraction."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

147 I believe it's over at This Ain't Hell they have some certificate of honor for his service -- from the Injun Nation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

148 Refrigerator repair men sent by grocery clerks.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (BXMxN)

149 It was so cold that the automatic Glock froze to his fingers!

Posted by: The Lying MFM at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (Tyii7)

150 * MasterClass *

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (Xqo6t)

151 137 Marines had refrigeration?

...

Prolly just helping the Navy out.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (F8lqE)

152 Lil Drummer Buck

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (JFO2v)

153 > Lincoln...shit; I'm still only in Lincoln. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back on the farm.

Soundtrack: sounds of a combine harvester rather than helicopter blades. And maybe something from Hee Haw rather than something by The Doors.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM (YLHN9)

154 144 Nebraska.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (BXMxN)

155 Jane, you need to order this calendar STAT:

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I just got mine today. Can't wait to passive-aggressively antagonize some folks at work!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)

156 ''Based upon the dental work - meth head. ''

My thought too when I saw his ghastly mouth.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (jm1YL)

157 Ah. Finally found AWOL Democrats can get behind.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

158 Youse guys are hysterical!

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT)

159 You weren't there, man.

You wouldn't know.

You couldn't know.

He was deep in the shit, right outside of Scottsbluff. Barely 12 clicks from the Oregon Trail!

The stuff he saw...he can't unsee that stuff, man.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (vi2tU)

160 I do remember NBCR training.

Nuclear, biological, chemical and refrigerant.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (F8lqE)

161 Nothing to get hung about.
Posted by: John Lennon at January 23, 2019 06:10 PM

Strawberry Freezer Never

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (zmIJL)

162
I kinda wonder about the Injun thing. I mean I once had a hot as hell girlfriend whose parents were ugly as hell, while she was a stone cold fox. Supposedly they all were Injun. I didn't care. She was hot.

But Chief BangsOnDrums has the ugly thing nailed, but considering he lies about everything else, it raises my suspicions.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (jYje5)

163 Just a coincidence he is a refrigerator repair man and no one has seen RBG in weeks?I ask,you decide.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (BXMxN)

164 "If we had had refrigerators, you white people wouldn't have made it past the Appalachians."
N. Phillips

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (LOq4H)

165 In the CNN transcript I saw he called himself a Vietnam vet twice. No ambiguity. No "Vietnam times" (whatever that means). No "Vietnam era" (which is a real thing).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (YLHN9)

Ah. Ok.

Vile man.

And of course, the media did not bother checking on it before running with it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (9hauA)

166 "Then the ice dispenser went full auto. It was terrible, man."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (1GThF)

167 CNN's transcript was wrong. Phillips said "Vietnam times vet" and CNN's transcript...unexpectedly!...reads "Vietnam vet."

I'm sure it was an innocent mistake.

Posted by: I Don't Care - Do You? at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (t2P6q)

168 "When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the air conditioning."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)

169 >>>We have Marines in Nebraska?

Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (MVjcR)
-------------


It's a corny joke.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (ePWRo)

170 Check out my boy Don Shipley and his wife pulling the cover of fake Navy Seals!1 Good Chit!

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ch68

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (ICWiF)

171 Speaking of Cold Warriors, Austin Bay linked a photo of a 4/25 parachute drop over the Malemute Drop Zone in Alaska (1st Battalion. 501st PIR) Photo was published 1/16/19 Brrrrrr...... HT Insty.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (Pqytn)

172 > Barely 12 clicks from the Oregon Trail!

> The stuff he saw...he can't unsee that stuff, man.

The dysentery....the dysentery....

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (YLHN9)

173 So virtually every particle of the guy's bio was a lie.

Gee, who could have seen *that* coming from the left?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (6Jh/O)

174 "I'm here a week now ... waiting for a repair job... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute the Maytag Man squats in the Sears, he gets stronger."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (bcbK8)

175 I still remember the day I qualified for setting the Vegetable Humidity Slider

Posted by: E1 Nathan at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (JFO2v)

176 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)

Bravo, my dear!
A calendar for the ages!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 06:15 PM (f3oO4)

177 So all we've heard is one job he held 40+ years ago, and didn't do well.

What's he done since? Or is he a professional agitator?

That's highly pertinent, given what's going on now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (2/hY1)

178 Lay off, he's got the RIB (Refrigeration Infantry Badge). And he had to do it while in Kearney NE! You know how hot it gets there in August?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (vmAQh)

179 Jane, you need to order this calendar STAT:



https://tinyurl.com/y82caxo9



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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)



I am SO ordering that! And I'm pretty sure if I give it to our son, he'll hang it in his mil vet office on campus. Triggering!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

180 20 Nebraska???? what was w/ the I am from Vietnam time nonsense?
_____________

I served in Vietnam, Nebraska, you raaaaaacist h8ter! It's a little enclave outside Omaha. Well, not so much an enclave as a Vietnamese restaurant. Well, not so much a Vietnamese restaurant as a Vietnamese food cart. But I ordered some noodles there once, so F*ck you, evil white man!

Posted by: Chief Full-o-Shit at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (fqUgw)

181 I'm more of a vet than this guy and all I did was make muster for 22 years. Nothing but a skate, and I don't bother innocent kids.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (zLDYs)

182 And of course, the media did not bother checking on it before running with it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Vetting? What the hell is vetting?

Posted by: The MSM at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (LOq4H)

183 "How many refrigerators had I already killed? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last exhaust in my face."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

184 Next you're gonna tell me he's just an Italian guy pretending to be an indian.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (CtS32)

185 > CNN's transcript was wrong. Phillips said "Vietnam times vet" and CNN's transcript...unexpectedly!...reads "Vietnam vet."


The transcript is apparently from a different take, because it does not match the video exactly. Later in the transcript, he says Vietnam vet a second time, but that entire portion does not appear in the video.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (YLHN9)

186 "CO State Reps Not Allowed To Introduce Resolution Honoring Dr. King Because They Are White."

Good. MLK was a subversive Communist puppet who wrote none of his own speeches, plagiarized his PhD and fucked underage girls.

His myth is a complete fraud. It's long past time for whites to stop bowing to it.

Fuck MLK.

Posted by: AJP at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (8P2hc)

187 Parris Island 12/2-2/25 '86-87
ITS at Camp Geiger in Jax NC
0351 HQ Co 2/2 Camp Lejeune
CAX 87 at 29 Stumps
MWS at Pickle Meadows
6 weeks cold weather tx- Ft.McCoy, WI

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (87EdW)

188 I believe it's over at This Ain't Hell they have some certificate of honor for his service -- from the Injun Nation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:12 PM


Stroll down to the bottom of the page, where they've updated with all the arrest records for the dude.

He likes the fire water.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (jYje5)

189 "But this time it was an Whirlpool and an icemaker. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

190 Chief Walking Eagle.

So full of shit he is unable to fleet.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (jn7FC)

191 Saying you served in "Vietnam times" and "they called us Recon Rangers" certainly seems to imply combat service in Vietnam without expressly saying it.Someone who wants that conclusion to be drawn.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (BXMxN)

192 Capitan Kenmore reporting for duty!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (vmAQh)

193 > What's he done since? Or is he a professional agitator?

Apparently a street drunk for many years, and later became a professional agitator.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (YLHN9)

194 Chief Cools His Ass in the Brig

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (jm1YL)

195 "I hardly said two words to my dentist until I said 'yes' to a mass tooth extraction."

And here I thought it was methamphetamines

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (nDgpP)

196 "Shit ... charging a man with AWOL in Nebraska was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

197 https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=84457

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (/rm4P)

198 I served in Vietnam, Nebraska, you raaaaaacist h8ter! It's a little enclave outside Omaha. Well, not so much an enclave as a Vietnamese restaurant. Well, not so much a Vietnamese restaurant as a Vietnamese food cart. But I ordered some noodles there once, so F*ck you, evil white man!
Posted by: Chief Full-o-Shit at January 23, 2019 06:16 PM (fqUgw)


So you ordered faux pho?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (1GThF)

199 Saving Private's Refer...coming to a cinema near you!

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

200
So full of shit he is unable to fly

Fuck8ng auto cucumbers

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (jn7FC)

201
He helped close the Refrigerator Gap we had with the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (m4IDJ)

202 I love the smell of freon in the morning! Smells like...victory!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (gC2IV)

203 Nebraska???? what was w/ the I am from Vietnam time nonsense?"

Yet another reason not to trust CNN. CNN's transcript of the interview with the Freecon Ranger says "Vietnam Veteran", but if you watch the tape, he says Vietnam time Veteran. Of course, the transcript covers portions of the interview that weren't shown, so who knows?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (Vy/Sf)

204 "Oh man, the cowshit piled up so fast in Omaha you needed wings to stay above it."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)

205 Here we go.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (9hauA)

206 The refrigerators were going home in body bags man.

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (BXMxN)

207 how astronomically much are they misreporting their claims based on absolutely nothing but anonymous sources?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (9hauA)
-----------
They don't even need anonymous sources. As I've been saying we've gone from Fake News to Make News.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (uEbPt)

208 Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM (jYje5)

Once dated a truly beautiful Cherokee girl, but if her parents were any indication, she was not going to age well. But in the short term...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (f3oO4)

209 > Saying you served in "Vietnam times" and "they called us Recon Rangers" certainly seems to imply combat service in Vietnam

Also described missions where "he was expendable".


He once saw his best friend throw himself on a leaking coil, saving the rest of the team. The survivors were all pretty fucked up after that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM (YLHN9)

210 I didn't know Refrigerator Mechanic was an MOS in the Marine Corp(se).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

211 195 "I hardly said two words to my dentist until I said 'yes' to a mass tooth extraction."

And here I thought it was methamphetamines
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 23, 2019 06:17 PM (nDgpP)


"So I was in a hot LZ, and called HQ for an extraction, but I accidentally radioed the base dentist."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (1GThF)

212 177 What's he done since? Or is he a professional agitator?

that would be washing machines.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (sGtp+)

213 ::Wonders if huffing Freon wrecks your teeth, and causes you to not show up on base for a few days at a time::

Posted by: Justasheep at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (JeNQ2)

214 "It's a way we had over here with living with ourselves. We cut fridges in half with a circular saw and give 'em a Band-Aid. It was a lie. And the more I saw them, the more I hated lies."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

215 So should we refer to him hence forth as "Chief Kenmore" Or Warrior Fridigeaire? My personal favorite, lying like a cheap rug.

Posted by: Rose at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (Ot5t8)

216 They can take out lives but they can never take our


FREOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!

Posted by: Nathan Braveheart Phillips at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

217 209 LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (BXMxN)

218 This guy was horrible out on the battlefield. Always getting himself surrounded with no way to retreat.

Posted by: MostlyRight at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (gAIId)

219 I still remember the day I qualified for setting the Vegetable Humidity Slider

It was touch and go, numbnutz.

Posted by: Gunny Crisper at January 23, 2019 06:19 PM (Tyii7)

220
OT
Yikes

Microsoft Launches 'Fake News' Filter with Establishment Media 'Experts'

Shock: Drudge Report Blacklisted

Real: Buzzfeed, HuffPo, Media Matters, CNN, National Review, Rolling Stone

FAKE: Breitbart News, Daily Mail, Wikileaks

Without consulting with its users, Microsoft has installed an establishment media browser extension, purportedly designed to rate the accuracy of news websites, as a default setting on mobile versions of its Edge browser. In practice, it creates a news blacklist by warning users away from sites including Breitbart News, The Drudge Report, and the Daily Mail.
The browser extension, called "Newsguard," presents users with a red warning label if they navigate to a website that it judges to be unreliable. A "green" rating is given to websites that NewsGuard considers trustworthy.

A number of pro-Trump websites, including Breitbart News, are given a "red" rating by the extension.


Technology stealing elections.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (OKeCc)

221 I don't think alcohol was this dude's only problem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

222 Mollie Hemingway on Twitter :

The thing I keep thinking about: if many media types are dishonest about reporting contradicted and shown to be dangerously false by hours of extensive video evidence, how astronomically much are they misreporting their claims based on absolutely nothing but anonymous sources?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 23, 2019 06:05 PM (9hauA)
***********************

Mollie never fails to bring the logic... love her!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (hECVl)

223 He knows 10 different ways to kill a man with an ice tray.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (jGvbj)

224 "And then there was the time a QB kept yelling "Omaha! Omaha!" and I had a flashback."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (1GThF)

225 Vietnam vetting?

Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (0NAbP)

226 Someone earlier said they had a relative who was a Marine with a refrigeration/hvac mos. He worked on airplane cooling systems or something. Since this guy was at an air station, that is a possibility. Just throwing it out there.

The issue was never the MOS, it was the bullshitting. I hope our info is correct.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (n13/j)

227 Electrician, my ass! I'd consider a romex warrior to be more of an electrician than this ammonia huffer.

Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (wxZSX)

228 "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a Maytag BNS22F5/5L53B, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice fridge, and when it was over, I'd never want another."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (bcbK8)

229 Who can forget the Mai Tag massacre.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:09 PM (vmAQh)
.........

Nate was a mad dog until he ran out of ammonia.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

230 ''They can take out lives but they can never take our


FREOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!''

Bwahahaha.....

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (jm1YL)

231 Nothing worse than nasty tasting ice cubes.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (NLLmE)

232 Navajo cold-talker.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (hRPGI)

233 Make the jokes if you will, but while I was serving stateside not one Viet Cong aircraft got past Omaha.

Posted by: Chief Refer Madness at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (6Jh/O)

234
CAX 87 at 29 Stumps 

..

CAX 95ish at the Stumps

Ducked out there.

Posted by: Ha at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (F8lqE)

235 Every Marine is, first and foremost, a repairman. All other conditions are secondary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (kQs4Y)

236 Many many many people served honorably without
being special forces or ever seeing a combat zone. You know what? they
never lied about their service never embellished their record.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 23, 2019 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

Absolutely. But Phillip's behavior doesn't bring dishonor on the men who served and didn't lie. It only brings dishonor on him!

My dad was drafted, and just missed the Korean War, mostly because his basic was 18 weeks long! He was lucky, knew it, and never in a million years would have dreamed of claiming anything other than his easy service in Germany and France. He left as a PFC, and joked about that all the time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (wYseH)

237 He went AWOL three times? And then he escaped from the brig.

Guy's got skilz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

238 "Saving Private Kenmore."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (1GThF)

239 "AWOL" stands for "American Whites Owe me a Living."

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (c+2jX)

240 So just as much truth as anything else a leftist says ? Got it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (5fNnO)

241 Once dated a truly beautiful Cherokee girl, but if her parents were any indication, she was not going to age well. But in the short term...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Better lie down for a spell, Hroth!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (FTlwv)

242 I have a couple of high school friends whose names are on the Wall. I'm not really happy with this play-pretend guy.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (lwiT4)

243 Navajo cold-talker.
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (hRPGI)

Heh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (M+Lyo)

244 High Chief Moose Tracks.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (WaxcS)

245 Triggered by Maytag reliability.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (PvCxa)

246 Oh sure laugh, laugh.

But you don't know what a loaded Maytag full of turned hot dishes and funeral potatoes in the hot Nebraska sun can do to a man.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (X8ACe)

247 238 "Saving Private Kenmore."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sweet!

He also was in Coppola's "Westinghouse Now."

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (c+2jX)

248 So should we refer to him hence forth as "Chief Kenmore"

Hey, He jumped out of perfectly good ice boxes at 23 degrees - "Freonamo!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)

249 155 Jane, you need to order this calendar STAT:

https://tinyurl.com/y82caxo9

I just got mine today. Can't wait to passive-aggressively antagonize some folks at work!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)


I saw that! It was linked in an ONT recently. I said I thought it would be better if the captions were written in lolcat-speak.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

250 242
I have a couple of high school friends whose names are on the Wall. I'm not really happy with this play-pretend guy.


Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (lwiT4)


Same here. And you and I have sons who have literally been "in the sh*t."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

251 Once dated a truly beautiful Cherokee girl, but if her parents were any indication, she was not going to age well. But in the short term...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 06:18 PM


I gotcha. I followed 'conventional advice' and stuck with the girl whose mom still looked good. Hasn't been bad so far. Though I'm not so sure what she thinks about the old dude that looks back at me in the mirror lately.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (jYje5)

252 Imagine standing there and recognizing that a high school kid is more of a man than you.

Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (0NAbP)

253 My dad finished up his stretch just as involvement in Vietnam was ramoing up.Never claimed to have served in the "Vietnam times"

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (BXMxN)

254 Thank God for refrigerators and the Marines who maintain them.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (jGvbj)

255 Evey night in his dreams as he tries to eat corn on the cob.....Pop smoke Amana one actual I say again pop smoke, we are inbound from Omaha.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (vmAQh)

256 My father was an Army Dentist in Kansas during Vietnam years. but neither he nor my mother has ever described himself as a veteran.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (Xqo6t)

257 236 Many many many people served honorably without
being special forces or ever seeing a combat zone. You know what? they
never lied about their service never embellished their record.
______________

Word!

Only a total asshole would lie about serving in Vietnam if they really didn't!

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (fqUgw)

258 ''They Were Refrigerated"

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (jm1YL)

259 My Dad was in the military in Thailand during part of Vietnam. He had at least one shootout with some real Commie terrorists (intel after the fact confirmed) and they threw a grenade at him that didn't explode.

He still doesn't run around calling himself a Vietnam time/era Veteran unless asked specifically, and then he's very clear he was a Vietnam Era Veteran.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (Vy/Sf)

260 247 238 "Saving Private Kenmore."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Sweet!

He also was in Coppola's "Westinghouse Now."
Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:23 PM (c+2jX)


"We Were Fridge Repairmen Once, and Young."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (1GThF)

261 number of pro-Trump websites, including Breitbart News, are given a "red" rating by the extension.

Technology stealing elections.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2019 06:20 PM (OKeCc)

*****************
FCC needs to step in STAT.
******************

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 06:24 PM (hECVl)

262
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (KCxzN)

263 I built my parents their house in 2011 and recall one time while standing in line at Home Depot buying a trailer full of wood my dad commented as he pulled out his credentials as a Navy vet to get the 5% discount saying "I don't know why I deserve this, I didn't do anything"

I melted as my allergies hit.

"You were there daddy, you answered the call" He joined at 17 on his birthday, was put through college by the Navy, made ensign but never was assigned a ship as the war came to end. He stayed in the reserves until 1954.

Posted by: DanMan at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (XTiHL)

264 Nope. He was a highly decorated Marine Recon Ranger Space Shuttle Doorgunner Vietnam combat veteran generic Wizened Tribal Elder who was boldly and peacefully trying to intervene to protect persons of color from rich white Christian punks who were on a personal mission via Trumpian dogwhistle to something something racism.

That's all anyone ever heard, so now that's all that counts. Ask anyone three months from now. That's exactly how it went down.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (t+qrx)

265 Better lie down for a spell, Hroth!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM (FTlwv)


Yes, Maybe that will help the flashbacks to pass...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (f3oO4)

266 Navajo cold-talker.

Posted by: ShainS

Okay - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)

267 Let's not be too hard on the guy.

Thanks to him, the Viet Cong never made it past Tulsa.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (IfYaq)

268 He went AWOL three times? And then he escaped from the brig.

Guy's got skilz.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM


He escaped from the fridge.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (vmAQh)

269 Mine eyes have seen the freezer
that was fixed by Injun geezer
He hath tinkered with condensors
where the beers and pop are stored
He hath loosed the ice from trays
for his vodka Goose of Grey
"His Truth" is such a con
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory hallelujah
"His Truth" is fake freon

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

270 I bet you're the kind of guy that would defrost a persons in fridge and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to fill up his ice trays. I'll be watching you.

Posted by: E1 Nathan at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

271 virtually every particle of the guy's bio was a lie.

+++

Indians use every part of everything

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (z2W2E)

272 ''Band of Bosches"

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jm1YL)

273 Willowed

Probably too much to expect, but it may have finally dawned on Powers that for some time now she's been making herself a target of justified ridicule.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2019 06:00 PM (6Jh/O)


I can think of plenty of reasons for dumping Twitter. Of all of them, making a complete ass of oneself and realizing I'm too fucking dumb to not do that wouldn't be my preferred exit strategy. Especially for a somewhat high exposure person.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (y7DUB)

274 Yep, Jane. It's enough that he served, I'll give him that. But to steal the bravery of another?? No. Nope.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (lwiT4)

275 It was a cold, dark night in Alliance. Charlie, just beyond the fence. Charley, the bull.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (RuIsu)

276
Thank you for your service to our appliances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (m4IDJ)

277 The day the Head Chef was fragged was just awful!

Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (oiNtH)

278 and they threw a grenade at him that didn't explode.

---

Dang. You were supposed to be here, my friend.

Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 23, 2019 06:26 PM (0NAbP)

279 He escaped from the fridge.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (vmAQh)


"You know Steve McQueen, in the Great Escape, in the cooler? Yeah, that was based on me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (1GThF)

280 Iceboxalypse Now

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

281 And thus he and his tooth remained victorious from the battle of Heartbreak Fridge.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (vmAQh)

282 ''They can take out lives but they can never take our

FREOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!''

Bwahahaha.....

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:21 PM (jm1YL)
...........

I am completely out of AMMOnia!

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

283 I once got a commendation from Major Appliance and a promotion from General Electric.

Posted by: Chief Icebox at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

284 Anybody seen my Uncle Nathan?

Posted by: Two Dogs ....... at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)

285 >>>282 ''They can take out lives but they can never take our

FREOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!''

Bwahahaha.....

hahhahaaha

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

286 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

Well done...a tip of the old Dildo to you sir!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM (wYseH)

287
Full Metal Compressor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (LsBY9)

288 Hey man, you don't talk to Chief Shitting Bull, man, you listen to him. He's enlarged my mind, man. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. Sometimes you'll say hello and he'll walk right by you. Other times he'll throw you in a corner and say did you know that the middle word in life is if?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (gC2IV)

289 I remember my grandfather telling me, back in the 70s, that Minneapolis used to have a significant problem with drunken Indians. He noted that was no longer the case. However, there was now a huge issue with "chemically-dependant native Americans."

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (87EdW)

290 He was an 11th Level Ranger with a +3 M16 of Wounding

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

291 Vaht killed de dinosaurs? De Ice Age!!!!

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Trying to Join In at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

292 Bury my heart at wounded knee-braska

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (zmIJL)

293 "We've got lint in the wire! I say again, we've got lint in the wire!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (1GThF)

294 >>He went AWOL three times? And then he escaped from the brig.


Cooler!

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (vi2tU)

295 Why can't Phillips be like those admirable Indians in 'Twilight'?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (9xmVT)

296 have a couple of high school friends whose names are on the Wall.

"Deep down inside, in places you don't talk about in parties, you need me to make ice cubes, you want me to make ice cubes!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (32YRo)

297 It's not like the Left cares that he was in the Marines, they only think WE care and they're trying to use it against us.

He's really their darling because he's an ethnic minority.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (2/hY1)

298 Heh.

Buzzfeed to lay-off 15% of its workforce.

At WSJ

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (JcXHH)

299 Thaws Froot

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (uEbPt)

300 Hey do you guy think this is the same Proud Liberal Vet who served in both Special Forces and at McMurdo station in antarctica?

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

301 Semper Frigidaris

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (jqub4)

302 OUT:"Snow is now a thing of the past"
IN:Record snowfall "likely a consequence og global warming"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/319543/

Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (BXMxN)

303 There are no atheists in the repair shop.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (jGvbj)

304 He's really their darling because he's an ethnic minority.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (2/hY1)

He's their darling because he's a lefty.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (uEbPt)

305 Charlie didn't get much AC. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great climate control was a box fan in an open window. He had only two ways home: death, or sweaty.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (o3AYq)

306 Uncle Sam's Misappropriated Coolant

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

307 Two brothers served during Vietnam. One at Ben Hoa with the 1st ir Cav and the other a Marine at Okinawa.

Okinawa brother saw a lot of action as they were hated there.

They do not ever talk about their time there anymore. Haven't since about 1972.

Posted by: DanMan at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (XTiHL)

308 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:25 PM (zmIJL)

Lol-ing loudly.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (uquGJ)

309 Many many many people served honorably without
being special forces or ever seeing a combat zone. You know what? they never lied about their service never embellished their record.


A close family friend served in the mail room in country during the first Gulf War. He got Gulf War Syndrome worse than the guys out in the field. Possibly due to packages being exposed and poor ventilation in the mail rooms?

Poor man visibly shakes ALL THE TIME and has very reduced cognitive ability. He had to fight the VA for a decade to get recognized as permanently disabled (I think he finally got 90%, not sure). Even so, he won't try to tell you he was a Veteran unless asked directly.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (Vy/Sf)

310 Is that guy even a real Indian (woo woo not dot), or is he from the same tribe as that feather wearing guy in the Village people?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (cCxiu)

311 However, there was now a huge issue with "chemically-dependant native Americans."
Posted by: Farmer B

Oooooo. Sounds so classy.

Posted by: Bruce at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (8ikIW)

312 Is NBC going to interview him on the Today Show?

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

313 Well done...a tip of the old Dildo to you sir!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2019 06:27 PM

Sir? I'm a lady, dammit! (whacks you over the head with my giant purse)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (zmIJL)

314 My son gave me a hat from his sub. People thanked me for my service. After the second time explaining it was my sons, it went in my keepsake tote.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (LOq4H)

315 "Cold Warrior"

fuckin genius

Posted by: nip at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (DfGpI)

316 Any Chief who has a door handle necklace made of handles he removed from dead refrigerators is legit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (4e+hS)

317
I have a couple of high school friends whose names are on the Wall. I'm not really happy with this play-pretend guy.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:22 PM


I'm a never-cry kinda 'toxic masculine' kinda guy. But looking for my classmates names on that wall...did not like.

Yeah. I'd be very eager to put my boot up the ass of some asswipe who wants to advance the communist agenda by shaming some Catholic school kids whose should be ass-kicking chaperone went off to find a girl.

If I had been there as chaperone Chief would still be picking the remains of his Chiclets teeth off the steps.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (jYje5)

318 "Maytag Down."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (1GThF)

319 Meth head? Nah. I'm guessing he was on The Trail Of Beers, though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (Z4rgH)

320 It doesn't matter to the left. The story is out there and Injun Joe is a hero, Trumo bad. Once the narrative has been set they will move on to something else.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

321 Sorry your ancestors lost their land Capt. Kenmore. Guess they should have fought harder. Chill out about it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (vmAQh)

322 So.

Is he the mysterious Carlos Fridgelock?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (IfYaq)

323 What did you defrost during the War, daddy?

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (786Ro)

324 He's really their darling because he's an ethnic minority.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:28 PM (2/hY1)

========================
Specifically, he's a useful tool used to destroy the lives of high school students, their parents, and to smear the Catholic Church. The MSM doesn't give a damn about Nathan Phillips.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (Pqytn)

325 I WAS AT FUCKING OMAHA

Posted by: Chief Lies Too Much at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (uEbPt)

326 Regarding Microsoft blacklisting & fake news labeling of conservative sites-
Bill Kristol stated: "Establishment people like Establishment websites."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 06:31 PM (hECVl)

327 280 Iceboxalypse Now
Posted by: Insomniac


That's an improvement on my "Westinghouse Now."

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:32 PM (c+2jX)

328 So- super secret raids on the frig when he got the munchies?

Tater Warrior !

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 06:32 PM (IBzqd)

329 Heh.

Buzzfeed to lay-off 15% of its workforce.

At WSJ

Buzzfeed journos work at the WSJ? I knew it!

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo)

330 Apairofturnips Now

Posted by: Gunny Crisper at January 23, 2019 06:32 PM (Tyii7)

331 Guys, we should back off a little, he changed his story. He was actually in the Navy Sears.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:33 PM (vmAQh)

332 Charlie's a problem. And don't let nobody tell you different, son.

But. You want to survive in the shit, you'll pay attention to your drain lines.

Condensation kills. But, in the shit? In the heat of an Omaha Summer?
Condensation IS death, man.

Some of the biggest, baddest Army Compressors I ever saw...man. They rotted. Rotted straight out the bottom, man.

No. You wanna survice the shit, you keep your Condensation Lines clear.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:33 PM (vi2tU)

333 Kenmore Mine

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:33 PM (n13/j)

334 Shitting Bully.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:33 PM (2/hY1)

335 Nate was fearless getting ammonia to the front lines.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

336 I WAS AT FUCKING OMAHA

---


I WAS FUCKING OBAMA

Posted by: Reggie Love at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (u0hpX)

337 "The Beer Hunter."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (1GThF)

338 I heard he was in the Army Air Conditioning Corps but they were disbanded at the end of WW2.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (Evws/)

339 THE MAN SAW FREON RELEASED INTO THE ATMOSPHERE, PEOPLE!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

340 Dogeater would have already had this guy at the White House. Then on to a Nobel Prize or something.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

341 I never claimed to be a Vietnam vet, nor a Recon Ranger. What I said I was I served during Vietnam and I was a Recon Refrigerator Tech. Not my fault if CNN and MSNBC got it wrong. They mistook "Refrigerator" for "Ranger".

Posted by: Recon Nate at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (+3Y8+)

342 Fridge over the River Kwai

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (IBzqd)

343 Tip of the Sears man, tip of the Sears.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (vmAQh)

344 Is he the mysterious Carlos Fridgelock?

Posted by: WitchDoktor

Maybe the "The Love Song of Nathan Coolbox?"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (32YRo)

345 So, wait...you are saying this guy worked on a Carrier?

I thought he was a Marine?

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (vi2tU)

346 Heh.

Buzzfeed to lay-off 15% of its workforce.

At WSJ




Call us. We're hiring!

Posted by: Fusion GPShit at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (786Ro)

347 I dont want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2019 06:34 PM (M+Lyo)

348 "Grampa Nate, what did you do during Vietnam?"
"Well...I requisitioned refrigerants in Nebraska."

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

349 Where Ice Makers Dare

Posted by: Gunny Crisper at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Tyii7)

350 >>Fridge over the River Kwai


Hahahaha

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (vi2tU)

351 He was later assigned to the British Thermal Unit

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (UFgOG)

352 Dang. You were supposed to be here, my friend.

My poor Dad has only talked about it once that I know of. He was clearly shaken by it even ~20 years later.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Vy/Sf)

353 >>>298 Heh.

Buzzfeed to lay-off 15% of its workforce.

At WSJ
Posted by: Bicentennialguy

...

seriously, it moved.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

354 Freon was replaced as a refrigerant when it was found that it was causing harm to the ozone layer.
Nathan Phillips singlehandedly caused Global Warming!

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

355 "Freon Isn't Free"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

356 So there I was, my first day in country, the NE as we called it. And my Sgt. put me on Hotpoint. I don't want to talk about it though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (vmAQh)

357 Chief what be in charge of the spud locker.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (cxHbL)

358 Frozen Hamburger Hill

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

359 355 "Freon Isn't Free"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

Buck-o-five

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

360 Plagiarist Jonah Goldberg running his suck hole on FOX.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (LL1Be)

361 He was the last man out of Samsung. They threw out a cooling coil so he could fit in the helicopter.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Evws/)

362 >>>303 There are no atheists in the repair shop.
Posted by: davidt

LARF

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

363 Son, we live in a world that has refrigerators , and those refrigerators have to be guarded by men with freon. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Sandman and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Sandman's smirk, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that refrigerator. You need me on that refrigerator.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

364 351 He was later assigned to the British Thermal Unit
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz

Hey, those guys took a lotta heat.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (LOq4H)

365 Heartbreak Fridge

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (IBzqd)

366 Raving Private Lyin

Posted by: Flatville Bill at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (k3WO2)

367 quint: He also talked about coming back to the states. Back from where?
California.

Posted by: Kristophr at January 23, 2019 06:37 PM (xGbzc)

368 How dare you chicken-hawks insult a Freon Beret!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (Evws/)

369 Brian Singer accused again?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (2/hY1)

370 Chief Born Freon is just taking advantage of the national psychosis of victimhood.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (r+sAi)

371 Seriously.

You guys are cold.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (vi2tU)

372 Native American Salami Sniper

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (IBzqd)

373 POLL: Americans don't believe Nathan Phillips; blame Trump

Posted by: This is CNN at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)

374 Is NBC going to interview him on the Today Show?


Posted by: grammie winger at January 23, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)
.........

He's gonna need a new set of falsies for that.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

375

Gummy Sargent Chief Liesalot will be dining out on this for the rest of his life...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (n2qRY)

376 Missing in Acton..........CA

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (n13/j)

377 He'll be buried in the Tomb of the Snow Cone Soldier.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

378 And then there was the time a carton of eggs had been left behind in an unplugged fridge. We called them "The Dirty Dozen."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (1GThF)

379 Hey FOX's latest poll of likely voters (aka nonessential government workers who are sitting around answering polls) Trump is to blame for the shutdown.

Boo.
Hoo.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (LL1Be)

380 Wow.. doing a spell check on myself (I don't trust myself sometimes).. searched for vilified. First item is the Covington story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

381 AWOL. You know, Amana Whirlpool Operations Leader.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (Evws/)

382 The Vietnam War is literally seared in his hippocampus.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (uEbPt)

383 50 Based upon the dental work - meth head.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 06:03 PM (1g7ch)

--

So he probably gets a lot done in a day, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (x6EWg)

384 fridgebox hero.

actually there is nothing wrong with that having been your job .

sometimes being humble is better than having pie all over the place

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (gLMhO)

385 PBR Street Gang, this is Almighty, over...
This is Almighty, standing by, over.
This is Almighty, how do you copy, over...

Posted by: A Fridge Too Far at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (wxZSX)

386 Chief Running Fridge

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at January 23, 2019 06:39 PM (Ayk4B)

387 Any of you homos touch my tool bag and I'll kill ya.

Posted by: Nathan Francis Phillips at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

388 One minute my buddy is sitting next to me, talking about this sweet girl he's gonna marry when he gets back to Des Moines, the next moment, POW! His head gasket explodes due to improper maintenance and I've got freon splattered all over me.

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

389 The blue checks are reporting that Trump has 'declared a coup' in Venezuela

They're just sad another socialist paradise has going tits up.

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (BySB9)

390 Plagiarist Jonah Goldberg running his suck hole on FOX.

Posted by: mikeyG

Don't worry - He'll be here soon enough...there's a smorgasbord of material getting laid down that he can't pass up.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (32YRo)

391 It was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Fortunatley I am not a brass monkey.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (zLDYs)

392 Chief Four Tooth is a professional malingerer and a shit bird.

He should be ashamed of hisself, but he ain't.

Good Job Senior Chief Shipley.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (Z+IKu)

393 Where to hold SOTU?

Why the Grand Ballroom at the Trump DC hotel!

He can get a deal

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (x0ZZi)

394 Are we sure he isn't really Kirk Lazarus?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (2/hY1)

395 Is his arrest record on the twitter feed above?

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (H/viJ)

396 Born to chill

Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (0NAbP)

397 errhahaare aerh herehhe ahe aehahrha rahahrhe haehr!

Posted by: Senator Pat Leahy at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (Xqo6t)

398 Chief Speaking Crap's daughter spoke at the Women's March. She marched against Brett Kavanaugh. She's on a "fellowship" being underwritten by Al Sharpton, George Soros and Tom Steyer,

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (4e+hS)

399 What is that damned whistling sound? Oh, hi, Chief...

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 06:41 PM (wyL+Z)

400
Well if Trump is to blame for the shutdown, I'd like to give him credit for the shutdown. Good Job Donny!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

401 So he probably gets a lot done in a day, right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Would explain the incessant drumming.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:41 PM (LOq4H)

402 He was exposed to agent avocado green man! That explains the teeth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:41 PM (vmAQh)

403 By the shore of Omaha,
By the shining White enamel,
At the doorway of his Kelvinator,
In the pleasant Summer morning,
Nathan stood and waited.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

404 Come, they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Black Hebrew mob told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Pick on those kids like us
Pa rum pum pum pum
The press will make a fuss
Pa rum pum pum
rum pum pum
rum pum pum
Can I have some rum
Pa rum pum pum
While I drum

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (zmIJL)

405 Good Morning, Nebraska.

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (c+2jX)

406 She's on a "fellowship" being underwritten by Al Sharpton, George Soros and Tom Steyer,
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM



The Fellowship of the Cock Ring?

Posted by: Zombie JRR Tolkien at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (786Ro)

407 One minute my buddy is sitting next to me, talking about this sweet girl he's gonna marry when he gets back to Des Moines, the next moment, POW! His head gasket explodes due to improper maintenance and I've got freon splattered all over me.

Posted by: ace

"It's over, Natey!"

"Nothins over 'till I say it's over!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (32YRo)

408 I wanna be a Refrig Ranger
Living a life of getting cold danger

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

409 Oh good, Jonah is on the panel. Can't wait to see what he Ace has to say.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (gC2IV)

410 And as I predicted the kid on the Today show got grilled a bit.

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

411 Another popular refrigerant gas is HFC, which contains no chlorine and is thought to have absolutely no negative effect on the ozone.
But apparently it does a heckuva job on your teeth.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

412 The blue checks are reporting that Trump has 'declared a coup' in Venezuela


MAKE VENEZUELA MEDIOCRE AGAIN


Seriously, when Obama did that in the midEast, they called it Arab Spring.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (2/hY1)

413
He'll be buried in the Tomb of the Snow Cone Soldier.

by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (uEbPt)

He was awarded the Congressional Medal of Icemakers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

414 We are full on in Omega Glory territory. Buy ammo.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (xceTB)

415 He was later assigned to the British Thermal Unit


Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM (UFgOG)
ROFLCOPTERMFAO

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (uEbPt)

416 One minute my buddy is sitting next to me, talking about this sweet girl he's gonna marry when he gets back to Des Moines, the next moment, POW! His head gasket explodes due to improper maintenance and I've got freon splattered all over me.

SSDD

*pours one out for the OG.E.*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (Vy/Sf)

417 ''Run Hot, Run Cold"'

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (jm1YL)

418 393 Where to hold SOTU?

Why the Grand Ballroom at the Trump DC hotel!

He can get a deal
Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 23, 2019 06:40 PM (x0ZZi)

Superdome! Maybe bad calls are done for a while!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

419 He got the Silver Star with icicle clusters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (1GThF)

420
I love the smell of refrigerant in the morning.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (jYje5)

421 ju ju be hysterical I was pondering that one

than I went to fridgebox hero tune in my head

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (gLMhO)

422 Amol Sharma
@asharma
Scoop: BuzzFeed is laying off 15% of its workforce. Story to come on wsj dot com imminently. via @lalpert1 @BenMullin

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 23, 2019 06:43 PM (BqBId)

423 A Walk in the Sun... Going to the PX
The Coil I left Behind Me directed by John Fjord.
All Quiet on the Whirlpool Front

That's all mine from the other thread not including duplicates like the Fridges at Toko-Ri.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (Evws/)

424 I don't think that anyone has pointed out that the media is in even deeper shit than we think they are, as far as a law suit goes. These were minors they were naming in their story, and there are laws in most states about publishing the names of minors without their parent's permission. Even if the children had been accused of a crime they still couldn't have legally published their names.

Posted by: An Observation at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (l+DYq)

425 "British Thermal Unit"

genius

Posted by: nip at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (DfGpI)

426 "Charlie don't refrigerate!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (1GThF)

427 As a point of comparison, I joined the US Army in 1974, got out two years as an E-4, AND was offered Sargent's stripes by my 1SG if I would re-enlist and stay with my unit.

I *seriously* doubt that the Corps was sad to see that shit-bird go, indeed, it may have been a kindness to allow Chief Refer to depart with an Honorable Discharge.

This guy was NFG... and hardly a wonder that he's an eager pawn for the Left.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (W+kMI)

428 Scoop: BuzzFeed is laying off 15% of its workforce. Story

I hope it includes that nasty scrunt tweeting the other day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (2/hY1)

429 Was he sent to the Marines because high school and he weren't getting along?

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (wyL+Z)

430 I remember him, he came and fixed the Air Conditioning on my boat when it was in Cambodia.

We called him the Refig Ranger, I just think you folks misheard him.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

431 "Grampa Nate, what did you do during Vietnam?"
"Well...I requisitioned refrigerants in Nebraska."
Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:35 PM

"In triplicate. You wouldn't believe the hell they put me through with the endless paperwork. Thank God I don't know how to read. I just scribbled whatever on 'em, and sure enough the refrigerants showed up eventually."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (zmIJL)

432 I just poured a nice ice-cold Tito's and half of it went out my nose reading the blog.

I just don't seem to learn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

433 The Funniest Words to Ever Come Out of Your Mouth Were Mine.

What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.

If you can't beat Jon Leibowitz in a battle of wits during a writer's strike, you have no business being a public intellectual.

Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (9vRlA)

434 424 I don't think that anyone has pointed out that the media is in even deeper shit than we think they are, as far as a law suit goes. These were minors they were naming in their story, and there are laws in most states about publishing the names of minors without their parent's permission. Even if the children had been accused of a crime they still couldn't have legally published their names.
Posted by: An Observation at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (l+DYq)


They better hope they get a Clinton or Obama judge.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

435 My dad's buddy was a mechanic and was actually in Nam. He was very humble and funny about shit, his unit specifically was tasked with fixing crap that broke down in the middle of nowhere. They'd give them a small security detail, they get there and blow the shit up and report it as blowed up!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (vmAQh)

436 I'm waiting for Secretariat Kerry to remember serving with him on Christmas Eve in Cambodia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

437 I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Compressors on fire off the shoulder of the loading dock. I watched freon gas glitter in the Nebraska night. All those moments lost in time, like ice cubes in water. Time to lie.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (jqub4)

438 106 Cheif Lies out his Ass is getting a lot of press and still giving out his original version
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 06:07 PM (/rm4P)

---

Like Pelosi, all he can think to do is what's worked
in the past.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (x6EWg)

439 The horror...

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (Tyii7)

440

The Gummy Sargent leads from the back... with the dust bunnies.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (n2qRY)

441 I *seriously* doubt that the Corps was sad to see that shit-bird go, indeed, it may have been a kindness to allow Chief Refer to depart with an Honorable Discharge.

This guy was NFG... and hardly a wonder that he's an eager pawn for the Left.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 23, 2019 06:44 PM (W+kMI)

He was discharged. Didn't see Honorably. With that many NJPs? probably an OTH, or Admin under Honorable (which is different than an honorable).

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

442 The blue checks are reporting that Trump has 'declared a coup' in Venezuela
BTW, Justin's government here made the same announcement as Trump re. Maduro.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (Evws/)

443 Was he sent to the Marines because high school and he weren't getting along?

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 06:45 PM


Or at that point maybe it was a stint in prison or enlisting?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (vmAQh)

444 "Charlie don't refrigerate!"

Posted by: Deplorable

"It's like the light and the space of Kenmore got to him"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)

445 >>409 Oh good, Jonah is on the panel. Can't wait to see what he Ace has to say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell a

thank you. I put something up in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

446 Condenses With Wolves

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (wyL+Z)

447 He's seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Mini fridges on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched condenser coils glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to lie.

Posted by: bananadream at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (YR7aL)

448 Chief Gingivitis needs to start a GoFundMe page and get his teeth replaced.

This is America, dammit. In this country, we have teeth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

449 'And as I predicted the kid on the Today show got grilled a bit.'

From what I heard he did pretty well. But f' those f'n f'holes I wouldn't have done it.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (UdKB7)

450 I don't think that anyone has pointed out that the media is in even deeper shit than we think they are, as far as a law suit goes. These were minors they were naming in their story, and there are laws in most states about publishing the names of minors without their parent's permission. Even if the children had been accused of a crime they still couldn't have legally published their names.
Posted by: An Observation at

rules -laws, PFFT orange man bad!

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (gLMhO)

451 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

452 ''Over hill, over dale
As we hit the frosty trail.
And those coolers go rolling along..."'

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (jm1YL)

453 Greetings:

I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s and was the beneficiary of 13 years of Catholic education including six years of varsity-level altar-boying. If this clown had interrupted a service in which I was involved, he would probably been introduced to either a rather large crucifix or a swinging thurifer in a largely unpleasant way.

I am both disturbed and angered that today's Catholic youth seem to have lost their Crusader instinct and allow members of today's Progressive Borg to publicly abuse them time and time again.

Our young men are, in fact, being subjugated regardless of any push-back that is subsequently generated. Our Muslim brothers and sisters have a tenet that says, "Kuffars should feel themselves subdued.". And, during my Psychology studying daze, I learned that "avoidance behaviors" are the hardest to alter because the subject reacts before the negative stimulus is delivered.

White males are being subjected to these efforts on a continuing basis and that's not going to stop because of rhetorical or written responses.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (evgyj)

454 408 I wanna be a Refrig Ranger
Living a life of getting cold danger
Posted by: Don Q


Fridge off
One Two
Fridge on
Three Four!

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (c+2jX)

455

He proudly wears the Excelsior refrigerator medal just as did Gomer Pyle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (aKsyK)

456 448 Chief Gingivitis needs to start a GoFundMe page and get his teeth replaced.

This is America, dammit. In this country, we have teeth.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

laughing so hard..you guys are brutal and I love it.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

457 445 >>409 Oh good, Jonah is on the panel. Can't wait to see what he Ace has to say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell a

thank you. I put something up in the sidebar
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

And certainly didn't disappoint. Dayum.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

458 >>>451 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

that's funny because Tad was in his wife last night

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)

459 He gets PTSD if kids prank call him about his fridge running.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (vmAQh)

460 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Green fungus growing on the side of an onion. I watched ice cubes glittering in the dark near the ice cream. All those moments will be lost in time, like water in the ice maker.

Time to drum.

Posted by: Nathan Roy Baty Phillips at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

461 Does he know if the light really goes out when you close the door?

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (cxHbL)

462 We are full on in Omega Glory territory. Buy ammoNIA.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (xceTB)
........

fixt

Posted by: Chief Running Fridge at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

463 Nathan's had a tough time dating. All the women he goes out with are frigid!

(boo, hiss, get off the stage)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (zmIJL)

464 451 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

Menstrual cramps are a bitch.

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

465 @kerpen

WaPo credulously relays this excuse for Phillips's "recon ranger" claim:

"Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (cF8AT)

466 Man-stim staw walwe?
Man-stim staw walwe.
Man-stim staw walwe!

Posted by: Po-ho-ho Han at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Evws/)

467 I thought the Battle of Khe Sanh was won by a timely counterattack by the 27th Refrigerator Brigade. I have this from Fighting Dick Blumenthal, who was there.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (VaN/j)

468 C 130 rollin' down the strip
Reefer daddy gonna take a little trip
Mission top secret destination unknown
We don't know if we are coming home
Stand up buckle up shuffle to the door
Jump on out and shout freon more
Grease gun, kbar and all my tools
This is the gear to keep rooms cool
If my chute don't open wide
I've got a reserve on my side
If that one don't blossom round
I'll be the first one on the ground
If I die in a climate controlled zone
Box me up and send me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my folks that I did my best...
Semper Frigidaire. Do or Fry.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Hn6S7)

469 << Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 06:46

great minds etc..

Posted by: bananadream at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (YR7aL)

470 "I'll never forget this day, the day I came to Hue City and had to fix one million refrigerators."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (1GThF)

471 I don't know but I've been told
Maytag freezers are mighty cold
I don't know but it's been said
Freon's gonna kill the ozone dead

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

472 ''All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to lie.''


like ice cubes melting instead of like tears in the rain

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (jm1YL)

473 In the meantime...SHOT show is really threatening by wallet and my storage at home.

Some great toys on the way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

How were prices? Locally, I am astounded at some of the low prices for guns. Even some of the premum brands of rifles and pistols have had almost remarkable sale prices of late.

Posted by: Agitator at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (7YG4p)

474 A Walk in the Sun... Going to the PX
The Coil I left Behind Me directed by John Fjord.
All Quiet on the Whirlpool Front

That's all mine from the other thread not including duplicates like the Fridges at Toko-Ri.
Posted by: andycanuck


Still laughing from someone this morning's Battle of Kenmore Fridge.

Posted by: rickb223 Professional Smirker at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (NA4vJ)

475 Well as cold as it gets in Nebraska, we know he was, at least, breathing frigid air.

Posted by: An Observation at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (l+DYq)

476 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

Everyone carries a bit of extra water when it's that time of the month.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (Vy/Sf)

477 "Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation."

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (cF8AT)


Huh? They were doing recon on their own reservation?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:50 PM (1GThF)

478 What's going on with Maduro?

Is this a thing?

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (NLLmE)

479 Jonah has some of the hottest writing in town.

Because it's all stolen.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (IfYaq)

480 Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 06:46 PM (jqub4)

Damn you!!!

Posted by: Nathan Roy Baty Phillips at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (/tuJf)

481 479 Jonah has some of the hottest writing in town.

Because it's all stolen.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (IfYaq)

Does that make NR a fence?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

482 Jonah just giggled like a bitch at Bret's offhand remark.

Thus guaranteeing another panel where Jonah talks like he knows anything.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (LL1Be)

483 Damn you!!!

Psychic emanations, brothers.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (jqub4)

484 There we were amidst the fog in the ice storm. The defroster had malfunctioned it was every man for himself.

Posted by: Chief Taunto Peyote Buttons at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (ICWiF)

485 So, was his camouflage uniform avocado green?

Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QhWgD)

486 Fridges at Toko-Ri.
Posted by: andycanuck



hah

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (NLLmE)

487 He was a recon ranger on his own reservation??

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

488 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

It's all the Siemens. (Keeping it fridge related)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (vmAQh)

489 478 What's going on with Maduro?

Is this a thing?
Posted by: eleven


He's finished. Capitalism defeats communism once again! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: zombie at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

490 "Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation."

Industrial refrigeration units are heavy, you don't want to move them after they're placed. You have to really THINK about where you're going to install them.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (Vy/Sf)

491 One time he had to call down a Freon strike on his own position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM (1GThF)

492 I have the Thousand Yard Stare Decisis.
I was in the studio when the kiln took Fawn Leibowitz.

Posted by: ro-man at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (RuIsu)

493 481 479 Jonah has some of the hottest writing in town.

Because it's all stolen.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (IfYaq)

Does that make NR a fence?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

No money for fences! Shut em down!

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi... at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (NgKpN)

494 WaPo credulously relays this excuse for Phillips's "recon ranger" claim:

"Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation."


Posted by: Tami at January 23

nice to have ones own PR firms.

amazing the kids didn't get a bit of this nicety.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (gLMhO)

495 Man-stim staw walwe?
Man-stim staw walwe.
Man-stim staw walwe!

Posted by: Po-ho-ho Han at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Evws/)

Right! Main Steam Stop Valve!

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (cxHbL)

496 What's going on with Maduro?

Is this a thing?

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:51 PM (NLLmE)
.........

He's about to eat the ultimate empanada.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

497 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.

Sipping penis'll do that to you.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (vcatx)

498 >>>451 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.



that's funny because Tad was in his wife last night

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7)


dammit

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

499 NO CHEST FREEZER!

CHEST FREEZER TOO BEUACOUP!

Posted by: Grand Isle Whore at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (vi2tU)

500 Capt. "Phillips! How did the patrol go?
AWOL Phillips. "Bad sir, GFI tripped. We lost everything in the freezer."
Capt. "God I hate this war."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H)

501 There I was. In the shit. Up to my ankles in condensation coils and empty refrigerant cans, with nothing but my K-Bar and my will to survive.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

502 "414
We are full on in Omega Glory territory. Buy ammo.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 23, 2019 06:42 PM (xceTB)"
...
Don't neglect the radios.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (eAshZ)

503

Maytag Man Gordon Jump would kick Gummy Sargent Liesalot's ass...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (n2qRY)

504 478 What's going on with Maduro?

One Ceausescuing, comin' up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (1GThF)

505 >>One time he had to call down a Freon strike on his own position.

Broken compressor.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (/tuJf)

506 Here's the WaPo quote:

"I have a relative here who said he'd lead the way and scout ahead for us," Phillips said in the article, which describes a protest at the Standing Rock Sioux reservation in North Dakota. "You know, I'm from Vietnam times. I'm what they call a recon ranger. That was my role. So I thank you for taking that point position for me."

Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT)

507 One time he had to call down a Freon strike on his own position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:52 PM


Lay it on me Sandy! Do it for me, I'd do it for you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (vmAQh)

508 you know, fuckit, barnes should just serve papers now...or in the morning. The media is horseshit.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (Iknd+)

509 Beercan Death March

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (r+sAi)

510 Jonah's looking a tad bloated.


GAINZZZ !!!

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (786Ro)

511 LOL

"Don't go UA in the Marine Corp. They don't like that shit."

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (YnqoH)

512 "Then the ice dispenser went full auto. It was terrible, man."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:14 PM

This actually happened to me in a rental apartment. I'd open the door and the ice dispenser would shoot out a piece of ice that would hit the other side of the fridge at full force and then bounce off into my face.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (zmIJL)

513 And I am Scarlett Johannsson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (IGLAk)

514 WaPo credulously relays this excuse for Phillips's "recon ranger" claim:

"Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation."


Shoulda gone with my "Radar Ranger" joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (1GThF)

515 They owned the night. We owned the day. Our CO, Col. Jesse White, owned the Maytag franchise in town.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (Ndje9)

516 hah

Posted by: eleven

I think JJ had it on the thread first.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (Evws/)

517 Chief Cold Warrior, 3/1 Freon Rangers

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (8erNz)

518 Don't neglect the radios.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too)

Never neglect comms.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (LOq4H)

519 It's all the Siemens. (Keeping it fridge related)

I wonder how hard it is to get fired at Siemens for making jokes about the name.

I heard it was really easy to get fired at RIM for talking about your RIM job.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy/Sf)

520
Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out
of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they
were doing at the time on the reservation.


Then why does it refer to Vietnam???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (2/hY1)

521 Who knew Vietnam was The Mosquito Coast?

Posted by: Harrison Ford at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (c04Om)

522 Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation.
-
is anyone at the point of saying, why do we care anything what this unhinged leftist is saying?

-leftwing activist
-previous cries of wolf
-walked up to the kids
-lies about his service.

so, he's basically an old coot.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Iknd+)

523 Here's the WaPo quote:

"I have a relative here who said he'd lead the way and scout ahead for us," Phillips said in the article, which describes a protest at the Standing Rock Sioux reservation in North Dakota. "You know, I'm from Vietnam times. I'm what they call a recon ranger. That was my role. So I thank you for taking that point position for me."

Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation.
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT)


No sale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (1GThF)

524
old and busted: Blood and Guts Patton
new hotness: Elbows and Assholes Phillips

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (786Ro)

525 I am seriously hoping that this guy comes out of this taken down several pegs...like into the sump.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (8erNz)

526 Who knew Vietnam was The Mosquito Coast?

-

I tell you what, I bet he did go to show at least one native that last piece of ice.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Iknd+)

527 Funny that Injun Nathan didn't seem to make a successful career in the refrigeration repair bidness after leaving the Corp(se).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

528 "Jonah's looking a tad bloated."

Dead inside will cause that...but, hey, we all know someone who understands refrigerants, now don't we?

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (32YRo)

529 He's about to eat the ultimate empanada.

Empanadas are just classy hot pockets.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Vy/Sf)

530 Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out

of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they

were doing at the time on the reservation.

Then why does it refer to Vietnam???


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM (2/hY1)

They needed a point man on a reservation? On American soil?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Hn6S7)

531 OT, but news reports say crazed lefty Alec Baldwin cut a deal with the prosecution on his "parking spot assault" case, agreeing to plead guilty to a lessor charge and to attend an anger management class. The victim didn't object, apparently, which suggests a side deal between Baldwin and him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Z216Q)

532 One Ceausescuing, comin' up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Wonder if the Brazillions or Venezuelans had any hand in it.

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (NLLmE)

533 I must say that the elder drumbum has sparked some of the most creative writing I have ever seen. Good Work Horde!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (uefWR)

534 Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they were doing at the time on the reservation.
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT)


Next we'll probably find out he's never been to Standing Rock, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (1GThF)

535 ''A Fridge Too Far"'

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (jm1YL)

536 What the actual fuck, WaPo?

I was going to say that I cannot imagine hating someone whose politics are different than mine enough to act that way but these people pushing the Red Hat = Racist = Shun From Tribe Die In Cold are giving me really fast lessons.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (GbPPJ)

537 I am from Reagan times.

The bombing starts in five minutes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (IGLAk)

538 Funny that Injun Nathan didn't seem to make a successful career in the refrigeration repair bidness after leaving the Corp(se).

Those four years are just a blur to him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (2/hY1)

539 I am pretty sure thanking the relative for "taking that role for me" means exactly what he said. Thanks for being the recon guy so I didn't have to like I did in the Marines. That's the implication, and that's what he said. This guy is more full of shit than a herd of Clydesdales.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (uTY3H)

540 They needed a point man on a reservation? On American soil?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Hn6S7)

He pointed in the direction of the casino for tourists.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

541 And I am Scarlett Johannsson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 06:55 PM



You know the rule, pics or...

Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)

542 Jane D'Oh, I just poured an ice cold Svedka. Having it with pretzels, sushi for supper and did not seem to need anything but some wine.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (zLDYs)

543 Empanadas are just classy hot pockets.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Vy/Sf)



::hhhott pockettttts::

Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (NLLmE)

544 535 ''A Fridge Too Far"'

Okay, close the thread, we're done here.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (8erNz)

545 Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out
of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they
were doing at the time on the reservation.



Too many cooks in the KitchenAid.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (LL1Be)

546
Here's the WaPo quote:



"I have a relative here who said he'd lead the way and scout ahead
for us," Phillips said in the article, which describes a protest at the
Standing Rock Sioux reservation in North Dakota. "You know, I'm from
Vietnam times. I'm what they call a recon ranger. That was my role. So I
thank you for taking that point position for me."



Nelson said that Phillips's comments at Standing Rock were taken out
of context and that Phillips actually was referring to the work they
were doing at the time on the reservation.

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT)



What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

547 ''The Brrrma Road"

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

548 Frecon baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (vmAQh)

549 so, he's basically an old coot.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Iknd+)

May I volunteer a few more expressive 4 letter words?

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (Hn6S7)

550 ATC, it really is as Schlichter says: They hate you. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (IGLAk)

551 you know, changing the boxes of baking soda does count as NBC warfare...so show a little respect.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (Iknd+)

552 He's Ward Churchill impersonating Richard Blumenthal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (2/hY1)

553 Frecon baby!

-

more like FreonCon

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (Iknd+)

554 He has PTSD because they made him work on White Westinghouse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (vmAQh)

555 Show the guy some respect. He was in the Battle of Drain-pan

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (Evws/)

556 FYI: SNAP benefits are being issued this month to cover what will be left in February.

No other SNAP benefits will be issued after these until Government is fully funded whenever that may be.

So next month the belts get tightened and the Democrats will start feeling their constituents pain.

Oh sure they'll blame Republicans but it's the Democrats the receivers of EBT have always assumed will get them their benefits plus most of them have Democrats for a Representative.

They know calling the GOP isn't going to do them any good.

So if you notice a larger than normal crowd at your local food store, that's why.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (GMm7B)

557 495 Man-stim staw walwe?
Man-stim staw walwe.
Man-stim staw walwe!

Posted by: Po-ho-ho Han at January 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Evws/)

Right! Main Steam Stop Valve!
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2019 06:53 PM (cxHbL)
Yeah buddy

Posted by: sOME mORON at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (ICWiF)

558 Liberals always seem to be lying about their service record.

Somehow John Kerry got 3 Purple hearts and nothing but a bandaid to show for it.

Posted by: Blago at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (UfkIY)

559 These are great days we're livin', bros! Someday we can say we were here in the Trump times!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (1GThF)

560 Where's the Krebs vs. Carnot cycle guy? Seems like this thread is made for him.

Posted by: Chris M at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (HYG9P)

561 What's going on with Maduro?
.........

I think it's past time we took over one of these shitholes, turned it into a state, and sit back and let the world have fits while capitalism works it's magic.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

562 I wanna be a Freon RangerLive a life that's full of danger

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (Hn6S7)

563 I wonder if this guy worked on the fridge that Indiana Jones hid in that one time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (IGLAk)

564 Do his people eat every part of the refrigerator?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (MkcN1)

565 Somehow John Kerry got 3 Purple hearts and nothing but a bandaid to show for it.
Posted by: Blago at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (UfkIY)


And two rounds of penicillin after getting liberty in Saigon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (1GThF)

566 I served in the Corps back in the day. The refer techs were the most bad assed motherfuckers I ever saw

Posted by: The Winning at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (o15Xt)

567 POLL: Americans don't believe Nathan Phillips; blame Trump
Posted by: This is CNN at January 23, 2019 06:38 PM (786Ro)


It's true. Here are three of them right here in our news room... three not counting me.


- CNN talking head number four.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (1g7ch)

568 Yes, they were taken out of their context of make-believe and presented- BY YOU- as the truth

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (wyL+Z)

569 Looking at the tapes, you can see:

1. the indians weren't surrounded, they were kind of toe to toe to a small subset of the kids.
2. the look in phillips eyes as he banged his drum in the kids face was hate and lunacy.

and another point to people I've talked to about this, the entire student body of Covington aren't astrally projected to each other. Kids doing something away from the smirk heard round the world didn't know what's going on.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Iknd+)

570
What the actual f*ck?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

And he was awarded the golden cap tube w/thermonic expansion device.

Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (cxHbL)

571 Well, he really Bosched this up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (nDe2U)

572 The media is basically a caricature of itself at this point. How deep will it go?

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (iMxDC)

573 558
Liberals always seem to be lying about their service record.



Somehow John Kerry got 3 Purple hearts and nothing but a bandaid to show for it.

Posted by: Blago at January 23, 2019 06:59 PM (UfkIY)

And a memory of being in Cambodia, on Christmas Eve, SEERED into his memory. Probably still wakes Theresa with all the nightmares.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Hn6S7)

574 566 I served in the Corps back in the day. The refer techs were the most bad assed motherfuckers I ever saw
Posted by: The Winning at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (o15Xt)

Stone Cold?

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

575 What's going on with Maduro?

Well, the US, Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, Chile, Colombia, Peru, and Canada have recognized the speaker of the National Assembly (the real one) as the interim President.


Nicky, he mad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (IGLAk)

576 "Jonah has some of the hottest writing in town."

Yeah, but when he's sucked that Ace weenie dry, he'll just be moving on...like all the copywrite busters in this here town...

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (32YRo)

577 SEE UPDATES!!!

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (PbpT7)

578 558 Liberals always seem to be lying about their service record.

Somehow John Kerry got 3 Purple hearts and nothing but a bandaid to show for it.


But was he ever treated for FROSTBITE?

Never mind those Korea dudes, Nebraska frostbite was SERIOUS.

Posted by: Chief Nathan of VA Dentristy at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (8erNz)

579 What's going on with Maduro?
.........

I think it's past time we took over one of these shitholes, turned it into a state, and sit back and let the world have fits while capitalism works it's magic.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
*****************
Martha McCallum reporting on this.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (hECVl)

580
Don't neglect the radios.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too)

Never neglect comms.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


I never forget comms!

Posted by: Cloud William at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (aKsyK)

581 Tomorrow should be epic.
"I'm a counterpuncher."

Stand the fuck by, Nan.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (LL1Be)

582 568 Yes, they were taken out of their context of make-believe and presented- BY YOU- as the truth
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (wyL+Z)


Um ... who exactly was it who took them out of context, Mr. Reporter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (1GThF)

583 LG= Lying Geronimo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (nDe2U)

584 I identify as a 3 time purple heart winner.
And if you question my identification you are all LITERALLY WORSER THAN HITLER!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (gpinW)

585 I don't think he was AWOL-AWOL

Posted by: Whoopsie Goldbug at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (iMxDC)

586 Do his people eat every part of the refrigerator?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM

What they can't eat they wear.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (zmIJL)

587 I misspoke, I didn't mean I was a Recon Ranger, I meant I worked on Amana Radar Ranges.

- Nathan Phillips

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (p0nVR)

588 Madura will be exfilled by Russians
They will get him out before he gets shot like Khaddafi

Posted by: McCool at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (9X4u5)

589 If he volunteered for the assignment, he's a Walk-In walk-in.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (Ndje9)

590 Where's Presidential candidate tribe member warren on this issue?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (uefWR)

591 /points at Buzzfeed and laughs

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (lLeln)

592 Chief Lies With Abandon Claims He Was "Spat On," Called "Baby Killer

-

I wonder, what does he think this helps with? I don't think it was presumably semi-conservative kids from the midwest spitting on vietnam vets...or how this coincides with being a lifelong fake-victim.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (Iknd+)

593 By the way, if you want to know who NBC's source is at NPRC that leaked Phillips records, it pretty easy. Just look at the access file and see whose ID coincides with the NBC retraction or is the first to access without a request.

I said the other day that NBC had his DD214 based on the way they backed off. I also kNew based on the retraction he wasn't in a combat related MOS.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (IBzqd)

594
This level of Pounce is unprecedented.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 07:04 PM (HkNlg)

595

Gummy Liesalot was gonna open his own shop on rez, until he remembered most of the electrical wiring had been sold for scrap and anyway, working would get in the way of his heavy drinking...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:04 PM (n2qRY)

596 And a memory of being in Cambodia, on Christmas Eve, SEERED into his memory. Probably still wakes Theresa with all the nightmares.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Hn6S7)

___

I'm guessing the number of times John F'n Kerry and Teresa (the African American, lol) slept in the same bed roughly equals the number of times Bill and Hill have slept in the same bed. A number hovering near zero.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 23, 2019 07:04 PM (gpinW)

597 Updates from Ace - Wow!

Posted by: Chris M at January 23, 2019 07:04 PM (HYG9P)

598 So he started recharging never gonna stop
Gonna keep defrosting, even up near the top
And be a ice box hero
got freon in his eyes

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

599 Do his people eat every part of the refrigerator?

-

In the NAG, they smash all the reefers.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (Iknd+)

600 POLL: Americans don't believe Nathan Phillips; blame Trump
Posted by: This is CNN

we watched all the videos jerks.

Trump wasn't even there.
ORANGE MAN MAKEM CRAZY

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (gLMhO)

601 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

Which, even if true, somehow justifies Taunto spitting in the face of babies and calling them killers?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (LL1Be)

602 1 Refrigeranger
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2019 05:56 PM (xa6W5)

---------------


Who raided the Refrigerator? Now I know...

Posted by: William Eaton at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (MuTTO)

603 This level of Pounce is unprecedented.

We should bottle that stuff and retire on the sale proceeds.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (IGLAk)

604 I added Tami's quote and rebutted it.


"Taking point position, that was my role."

Oh, but he wasn't talking about "Vietnam-Times" there, huh?!

Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

605 Show the guy some respect. He was in the Battle of Drain-pan

Posted by: andycanuck

No, it was the Fridge at Remagen...

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (32YRo)

606 What is really funny is that a not insignificant number of Americans still believe that Sarah Palin said she can see Russia from her house; that Obama's son was stalked and killed in cold blood; and ten years from now those people will believe a racist white guy threatened a indian tribal elder by putting his smirking face near his drum.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (1g7ch)

607 According to WaPo, I am a 'Vietnam-times' veteran who was 'in the shit' before potty-training.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (2/hY1)

608 In Vino, I have a question I need to ask you, Would you feel comfortable sending me an email address?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (uefWR)

609 Trump makes Nathan lie, news at 11-12-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10.
we won't stop until you believe us!

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (gLMhO)

610 >>>> I grew up in the Bronx of the '50s and '60s and was the beneficiary of 13 years of Catholic education including six years of varsity-level altar-boying.
~~~~~

A B.I.C. at the HQ!

Whereabouts?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (NtglE)

611 Back to the Fridger

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (zmIJL)

612 604 I added Tami's quote and rebutted it.


"Taking point position, that was my role."

Oh, but he wasn't talking about "Vietnam-Times" there, huh?!
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

He meant... Talking Point position... yeah... that's it... that's the ticket...

Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

613 601 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

Which, even if true, somehow justifies Taunto spitting in the face of babies and calling them killers?

-

shit, right? Ironic he's the pointman on trying to get some kids killed here in america.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (Iknd+)

614 Vietnam Times was a better newspaper than The Vietnam Daily Post

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (Izzlo)

615 "shifting narratives"

"We're busted. Again."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (IGLAk)

616 Taunto

LOL Gasp LOL Cough Cough LOL Holy shit that's funny:

Much better than Crazy Horseshit

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (Hn6S7)

617 586 Do his people eat every part of the refrigerator?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM

What they can't eat they wear.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:03 PM (zmIJL)

That's why they call them "drawers."

Posted by: Insomniac at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

618 Don't be too hard on the man. He spent many moons in the cooler.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

619 A night in the cooler?

Pffff! I spent EVERY NIGHT IN THE COOLER!!!

Posted by: Pvt. Maytag at January 23, 2019 07:07 PM (2/hY1)

620 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran.

So, the "Stars and Stripes" are in on this bullshit, too. Super duper.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (DTX3h)

621
Freon soldiers from the sky


Frostless men who cool your pies



Men who fix your producetray



The brave men of the clean beret

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (TAmPV)

622 When I entered the Zone of Operation, I got chills.

It was 48 degrees. But it was supposed to be 29 degrees.

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

623 It's interesting watching the anti-bullying Left bully people in the name of anti-bullying a bully.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (2/hY1)

624 "British Thermal Unit"

genius

Posted by: nip



Acquitted to the Light Thermals.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (ePWRo)

625 I'm also from the Vietnam War era. I served, too -- hand-to-hand action -- and I did three tours overseas. My first exposure to intelligence work was in 1969. Since then I've done reconnaissance and worked in a security capacity many times.

(All of the above is factually true.)

(Native American also applies.)





Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (QhWgD)

626 "The sight of him surrounded by a group of teens wearing baseball hats emblazoned with President Donald Trump's "Make America Great Again" campaign slogan and the shifting narratives about the incident afterward have prompted political outcry from conservatives and liberals alike."


WTFF?


He was "surrounded" because he approached a bunch of kids standing there and walked among them.


"shifting narratives"? Nonsense. One set of facts. Documented by video and witnesses.


Oh, those facts showed no "incident", just this mendacious idiot very rudely making noise in a teenager's face for no apparent reason.


Oh - and a bunch of nutcase bigots (Black Hebrews) verbally abusing the kids and everybody else around with their ugly racist and insulting taunts.


Folks - *this* is the essence of the distortion of today's "press". Every single throwaway framing sentence is a lie, or a twist (very often, anyway). Every standard term for people and things is a lie or a distortion.


Orwell was a naive optimist.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (QDnY+)

627 I hope nobody has called this guy "The Beer Hunter" yet.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (UdKB7)

628 Oh, but he wasn't talking about "Vietnam-Times" there, huh?!


Even if he wasn't talking about his Vietnam Times, he was absolutely lying about his service.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (uTY3H)

629 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran.

So, the "Stars and Stripes" are in on this bullshit, too. Super duper.

-

I heard the Army has deep pockets. Just sue these fuckers.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (Iknd+)

630 Late to the party, but glad to see this guy exposed as the screw-up he was.

And let's be honest: a ton of people who join the military are screw-ups. I had a guy in basic training who wet his pants when we went out in the field.

A co-worker of mine was a combat engineer in Iraq and the stories he has of epic stupidity will split your sides.

But this guy was a turd. He joined the Corps and sucked at it, actively.

And now he tries to leverage his pathetic life as an E-1 in order to destroy innocent schoolkids.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

631 Refrigeration is culturally appropriated I see

Posted by: Yo! at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (1XAal)

632 Madura will be exfilled by Russians
They will get him out before he gets shot like Khaddafi


I'm still pissed we helped Ferdinand Marcos and his family exfil a couple billion dollars in cash and prizes from the Philippines when things went tits up for the dictator. Two C-17s flew out of Clark AFB. One with family, the other filled with goods.

Marcos died peacefully in his sleep in Hawaii. He should have died dangling from a lamp post.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (Vy/Sf)

633 They hate you. Act accordingly.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 06:58 PM (IGLAk)


They hate you, want to take your shiite, and then onto the raping, beatings, and killings. They have a 'go' on the first, when the second is ordered by the government the rest will come quickly.

Like dominos.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

634 I yelled to the enemy, "step back, I have a Freon charger and know how to use it. That's when they lobbed an ice tray grenade at me. I thought I was done for. Yeah, The Vietnam Times, were hard times, and those Maytag were a worthy enemy. "

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (IBzqd)

635 Freon soldiers from the sky


Frostless men who cool your pies



Men who fix your produce tray



The brave men of the reefer bay


May I offer this edit?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (IGLAk)

636 627 I hope nobody has called this guy "The Beer Hunter" yet.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (UdKB7)


#337

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (1GThF)

637 ''Sub Zero Dark Thirty"

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)

638 The MSM will be scripting all of his interviews and probably doing a rehearsal before he goes on air. They will rewrite history, their way come Hell or highwater.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (hECVl)

639 "British Thermal Unit"

genius

Posted by: nip


Acquitted to the Light Thermals.
Posted by: Braenyard


The Charge of the Light Thermals Brigade.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (QFqpA)

640 those stupid hicks are catching on ; this is CNN

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (gLMhO)

641 ace has updates in bold, red text!

Posted by: IC at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

642 OT: This Venezuela thing is interesting because of the reactions from the American left.

Also it appears Mexico is standing by Maduro. I wonder how the Neo-Cons and NeverTrumpers will explain that? Does a border wall become more of a national security issue if this crisis spins out of control.

It is amazing how internal and external problems can come together sometimes. This could be one considering the opposition to Trump will support whoever he sides against, interesting times...

Posted by: William Eaton at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (MuTTO)

643 BTW- how come all the Left's heroes are cardboard cutouts? Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (IBzqd)

644 Does WaPo even see the irony of tacitly associating veteran-spitting, leftist hippies with Trump "deplorables"?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (jqub4)

645 Nathan needs to repair one of cnns telemprompters and use it for himself.

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (gLMhO)

646 *Takes dick pic*

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (SkuXa)

647 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

Do you realize who your buddies on the left are?

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (wyL+Z)

648 If anybody has the doxx of NR personnel, please give us the redacted version: The only thing I want to know is what zipcodes they live in.

No street addresses or phone numbers etc; JUST the zipcodes please.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (mk9aG)

649 We would like to thank Chief FlossNoMo for his service.

Posted by: Trane Heating and AC Services at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

650 "The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran."

More like a "good-times" veteran...given how much time he wasn't even on the base.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

651 Guy must have been busy, you need a whole lot of refrigerators for all that buffalo meat.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

652 I won't even believe he was a refrigeration tech until someone can verify seeing his butt-crack.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (UFgOG)

653 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

---
This is probably true, it just took place when he was in jail. Again.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)

654 Who needs refrigeration in Nebraska?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (e8bkP)

655
May I offer this edit?


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:10 PM (IGLAk)

That'll work

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (TAmPV)

656 647 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

Do you realize who your buddies on the left are?
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (wyL+Z)


You have to wonder if some of the leftist graybeards coughed and shuffled their feet a bit when they heard that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (1GThF)

657 >>>f anybody has the doxx of NR personnel, please give us the redacted version: The only thing I want to know is what zipcodes they live in.

No street addresses or phone numbers etc; JUST the zipcodes please.

...

no no no. GP, cycle down. That is way over the line.

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

658 Refer Madness

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (K22Va)

659 Oh - and a bunch of nutcase bigots (Black Hebrews)


Turn JJ, NGU and CBD loose on them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (QFqpA)

660 '#337'

Dang. That guy is a genius.

Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

661 Also it appears Mexico is standing by Maduro.

They are wobbly as hell. "No changes at this time."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (IGLAk)

662 He was point man, made sure all the pencils were sharp in the morning to fill out paperwork

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (/rm4P)

663 Aaaand there was police response at the Diocese of Covington for a suspicious package. Heck of a job there, MSM.

Posted by: no good deed at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (uTY3H)

664

Gummy Sargent Liesalot makes nice buck doing these assaults, and his daughter does even better as a Sharpton Ho Girl. They are really just slaves, who sold themselves into servitude playing on their NA status.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (n2qRY)

665 >>>But this guy was a turd. He joined the Corps and sucked at it, actively.

And now he tries to leverage his pathetic life as an E-1 in order to destroy innocent schoolkids.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)
---------------


Joining the military an alternative to jail time is a realistic possibility.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (ePWRo)

666 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran

spin baby spin

Posted by: willow at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (gLMhO)

667 "We were in the red zone." 45 degrees Fahrenheit. Bacterial growth skyrockets at that temperature.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (HcP0x)

668 626 - Rhomboid

I think its telling that they disabled comments on the article. Unless Stars n Stripes always disables comments. Either way a poor showing.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at January 23, 2019 07:13 PM (ICaYg)

669 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer

See if Bill Ayers remembers him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (2/hY1)

670 "That is way over the line." ONLY the zipcodes.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (mk9aG)

671 620 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran.

So, the "Stars and Stripes" are in on this bullshit, too. Super duper.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 23, 2019 07:08 PM (DTX3h)

Then they should get sued too.

Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

672 He was point man heading to the bar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (1GThF)

673 Oh, how I love you Morons. Chief Ace is the best.

Stolen from a post somewhere last night:
"Freon Ranger."

The MSM sho' are stupid-poopy-heads.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (6Qa3+)

674 I'm also from the Vietnam War era. I served, too -- hand-to-hand action -- and I did three tours overseas. My first exposure to intelligence work was in 1969. Since then I've done reconnaissance and worked in a security capacity many times.
(All of the above is factually true.)
(Native American also applies.)
Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2019 07:09 PM
~~~~~

Bless you, Firehorse, and thank you for all you've done.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (NtglE)

675 Also it appears Mexico is standing by Maduro.


They don't want the flood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (2/hY1)

676 So who "took the point" when it was time to protest inside The Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception during Mass?

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (Pqytn)

677 I'm from Vietnam times. I fell in a freezer compartment and later got thawed out by your scientists.

Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes when I see my image on my HDTV, I wonder, is a little demon in there impersonating me?

But there is one thing I do know, ladies and gentlemen. And that is that teen-aged white boys wearing MAGA hats are a symbol of the white privilege and systemic racism that permeates our institutions and shames our nation and which necessitates the impeachment and removal from office of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Unfrozen Vietnam Times Recon Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (DuAZ5)

678 'tuna', you are on fire!

Posted by: Chris M at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (HYG9P)

679 I'd buy a medal of valor for cleaning out a refrigerator, but not fixing one.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (sLicW)

680 561
I think it's past time we took over one of these shitholes, turned it into a state, and sit back and let the world have fits while capitalism works it's magic.
Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)


I'd be satisfied if the US Government would just sit back and let capitalism work its magic here in the US again.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

681 Not looking to excuse Nathan but he acts and talks like guys I've known (some of them actual vets) who are alcoholics or druggies or so far gone they quite but can't ever come back or somewhere in between.

They have a very hard time with separating the reality that happened to them in the past or just a few minutes ago with stuff they've heard recently or long ago or that they made up recently or long ago. They repeat stuff that's got them rewarded in some way so they keep repeating it.

And they will argue that it's all true because to them it is. It's the only thing they can grasp on to as there isn't anything else they're sure of.

It's sad but most all of them did it to themselves. They didn't know this would be the result. Maybe. But they knew it wasn't any good for anyone as they had plenty of examples around.

These are the people the left got released from our Health facilities. They need meds and structure in their lives cause they're never going to manage on their own. Not in any real or positive way. Yet they have to actually do damage to get put in a facility and most of those are more prison like than the old facilities used to be. Some of them actually ARE prisons and they're not equipped to handle these guys.

It's a f**king shame. This guy needs some help. That his "tribe" isn't doing it says a lot about them or him. Hard to tell which. He may not be a member of a tribe just a hanger on. And they let him out of pity but pity don't pay for the drugs or the food.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:15 PM (GMm7B)

682 He described in interviews getting spit on and called a baby killer
.........

Well he is destroying the ozone layer with all those nasty refrigerants.

Posted by: wth at January 23, 2019 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

683 >>>667 "We were in the red zone." 45 degrees Fahrenheit. Bacterial growth skyrockets at that temperature.
Posted by: Buzzion

My eyes grew preternaturally sharp as I scanned the dimness of the walk-in freezer. I could see beads of perspiration forming on the exteriors of the flan trays -- if I didn't get this compressor in working order, STAT, our boys would not have dessert today.

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

684 "I never forget comms!

Posted by: Cloud William at January 23, 2019 07:02 PM (aKsyK) "



*golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2019 07:16 PM (5fNnO)

685 "Sub Zero Dark Thirty"


Genius.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (QDnY+)

686 Charlie's in the wire! Get me a set of dykes and a roll of silver solder. Didi, you emefers!

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

687 681
Not looking to excuse Nathan but he acts and talks like guys I've known
(some of them actual vets) who are alcoholics or druggies or so far gone
they quite but can't ever come back or somewhere in between.

They
have a very hard time with separating the reality that happened to them
in the past or just a few minutes ago with stuff they've heard recently
or long ago or that they made up recently or long ago. They repeat
stuff that's got them rewarded in some way so they keep repeating it.

And
they will argue that it's all true because to them it is. It's the only
thing they can grasp on to as there isn't anything else they're sure of


Wait. Are we talking about Nathan Philips or CNN?

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

688 If that hippiee chick who spat on Shitshow Ndin can be found I'd like to buy her an extra large King Arthur Supreme pizza.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (Y274z)

689 He was a lean, mean, chilling machine!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (2/hY1)

690 Did I tell you I was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freon?

(Was this already done? I know someone made the freedom/freon gag but I don't know if this entire joke was used. If it was, sorry. I don't want to "Jonah things up.")

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

691 It is amazing how internal and external problems can come together sometimes. This could be one considering the opposition to Trump will support whoever he sides against, interesting times...
Posted by: William Eaton

Trump should offer a bunch of high end Venezuelans amnesty.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (LOq4H)

692 >>>689 He was a lean, mean, chilling machine!


lol

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

693 The Iceman Drummeth

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

694 So the last combat Marines were withdrawn from Vietnam in April 1971; troops were being withdrawn through 1972 (down to 27,000 men by November); and the (phoney) Paris Peace Accords were signed by both sides on January 27, 1973 and we're supposed to believe that even "Vietnam times" isn't a lie in itself?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (Evws/)

695 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from
Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has
referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran



spin baby spin



Depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)

696 We make men without ice chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour ....

Posted by: Total Control Racist at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (z2W2E)

697 OT: I completely understand that CNN person who is triggered by MAGA hats.

I'm triggered into hysterics by the sight of a Pussy Hat.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:18 PM (70ScF)

698 Does the National Review guy still see him as a Christ figure?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (MkcN1)

699 ''Ice Station Omaha"'

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (jm1YL)

700 Did WaPo ever refer to Phillips' role in the attempt to disrupt a Mass in the largest Catholic church in the United States? Man, imagine the outrage if a Knights of Columbus post ever disrupted a Native American religious ceremony.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Pqytn)

701 675 Also it appears Mexico is standing by Maduro.


They don't want the flood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM (2/hY1)

-----------------

True, although with Columbia controlling the passage from South America into Central America I doubt that would be the case. Unless the crisis spreads to Central America for some reason. Despite their statements, I think Columbia and Brazil would be forced to intervene for there own national security.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (MuTTO)

702 #681 Shitshow Ndin's troubles likely stem from alchohol/drugs/broken families. Sadly it's epidemic on reservations.

Posted by: torabora at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Y274z)

703 How long until we find out that he's not an Indian?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (BJKQV)

704 But, but, he's a dignified indigenous elder, not a lying ass dog; so says Kirsten Powers.

"Recon Ranger", fuck off. I'm going to tell everyone I'm a "Space Viking" and then demand things.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (tRd71)

705 I'm triggered into hysterics by the sight of a Pussy Hat.

My eyes roll uncontrollably.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (2/hY1)

706 My funny Frigidaire
Warm broken Frigidaire
You make me curse every time
Are your coils full of rust
Has your condenser gone bust
When your door opens
Light goes off
Don't start rattling now
That noise is old somehow
Cool big ole Frigidaire
Cool
Each day is Fridge Repair Day

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

707 "I don't know but I've been told, Freon coils are made of gold"

"I don't know but its been said, cold flag poles stick to the tongue of kids!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (32YRo)

708 Give me your hearts and minds
or I will disassemble your fucking freezers

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (kQs4Y)

709 Retcon Ranger

Posted by: The guy called at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (bEdgw)

710 >>>My funny Frigidaire
Warm broken Frigidaire
You make me curse every time
Are your coils full of rust
Has your condenser gone bust
When your door opens
Light goes off
Don't start rattling now
That noise is old somehow
Cool big ole Frigidaire
Cool
Each day is Fridge Repair Day

hahah

Posted by: Chief Lies With Abandon at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

711 *takes a dick pic*

Posted by: J. Goldberg at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (c04Om)

712 Here, I'll even volunteer MY zipcode:

Rockford (zip 61104) violent crime is 85.9 on a scale of 1 to 100.

I wonder what life is like in the home zipcodes of the media elite freaks like those at NR, that's all.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (mk9aG)

713 The Native American activist, seen beating a drum Friday as teens from Covington High School in Kentucky surrounded and mocked him, has referred to himself as a "Vietnam-times" veteran

-

pretty much the libel incarnate right there.

any news source that uses the terms surrounded or mocked are libelous and need to be sued.

Posted by: assault smirk at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (Iknd+)

714 Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)


HAH!

yes.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (GMm7B)

715 I'm from Vietnam times.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (lM663)

716 I'll bet he got his tools from Apex Tech.

Posted by: mercenary13 at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (2XQ0T)

717 BREAKING NEWS : Buzzfeed To Lay Off 15% Of It's Wokeforce.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2019 07:21 PM (4e+hS)

718 Does the National Review guy still see him as a Christ figure?

I will do my best to make sure that the phrase " spitting on the cross" will be in the comments of every article Nickhead writes.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (LL1Be)

719 We were a nomadic people, following the trails left by our ancestors. ...dragging their iceboxes across the prairie.

Posted by: Chief Speaks with Whistle at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (wyL+Z)

720 I hate all of you. Why can't you just die?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (9gHOW)

721
Y'know, given their lengthy displays of IMMENSE respect for all veterans of Vietnam, I suspect that the left's overwhelming anger about Little Drummer Boy's "dissing" by the MAGA Yutes is way, way less about the "Vietnam" in his bogus self-title and more, more about the "Native American" portion of it, with "Veteran" falling somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (pNxlR)

722 694
So the last combat Marines were withdrawn from Vietnam in April 1971;
troops were being withdrawn through 1972 (down to 27,000 men by
November); and the (phoney) Paris Peace Accords were signed by both
sides on January 27, 1973 and we're supposed to believe that even
"Vietnam times" isn't a lie in itself?

Vietnam era goes until Saigon in 75 as far as bennies go.

Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (K22Va)

723 Someday refrigerators will no longer keep your meats and greens and delicious leftovers cool.
But not this day.
This day we chill.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:22 PM (MkcN1)

724 How long until we find out that he's not an Indian?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (BJKQV)

Yup....Someone needs to get a DNA sample from this lying sack of shit and have it checked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 07:23 PM (Z+IKu)

725 711 *takes a steals Ace's dick pic*

Posted by: J. Goldberg at January 23, 2019 07:20 PM (c04Om)

FTFY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:23 PM (IGLAk)

726 "Vietnam times"?
I only read the Cambodian Post.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:23 PM (LOq4H)

727 700
Did WaPo ever refer to Phillips' role in the attempt to disrupt a Mass
in the largest Catholic church in the United States? Man, imagine the
outrage if a Knights of Columbus post ever disrupted a Native American
religious ceremony.


Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Pqytn)

---
Someone forward this news to the Severe Catholic at National Review. Maybe he can drunk rage-tweet it.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

728 ''The Fridge on the River Kwai"'

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (jm1YL)

729 I hope the lawsuits make the point that the media is attempting to incite violence and hate against minors.

If these kids were arrested, they would have blurred out their faces and never revealed names instead of plastering them across days of national coverage.

That should bring damages.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (2/hY1)

730 How long until we find out that he's not an Indian?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (BJKQV)

Yup....Someone needs to get a DNA sample from this lying sack of shit and have it checked.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 07:23 PM (Z+IKu)

Fauxcahontas 's long lost brother.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (MkcN1)

731 .Someone needs to get a DNA sample from this lying sack of shit and have it checked.


Interesting. You're 50% douchenozzle, 25% loon, and all asshole.

Posted by: 23 and me at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

732 This pathetic piece of shit has gotten more national attention than any reprobate deserves. I would like to see him hung in the tribal way.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (uefWR)

733 It's like the guys at This Ain't Hell say: Stolen Valor is usually the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (XKZwp)

734 I would like to thank Mr. Phillips for inspiring the name of my latest fake band.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread and the Recon Rangers at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (rJUlF)

735
How long until we find out that he's not an Indian?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 23, 2019 07:19 PM (BJKQV)



Crap.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (9gHOW)

736 Bless you, Firehorse, and thank you for all you've done.

Posted by: IrishEi
________

You're welcome. I did leave out some details:

Those overseas tours were as a tourist.
That hand-to-hand stuff was burgers at a drive-thru.
My security work was checking the bottom of the cart.
Recon was seeing no teachers were around while we smoked cigs at school.

I could go on -- but I stand by my literal, technically true words of my previous post.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (QhWgD)

737 My funny Frigidaire
Warm broken Frigidaire
You make me curse every time
Are your coils full of rust
Has your condenser gone bust
When your door opens light goes off
Are you through?
Don't start rattling now
That noise is old somehow
Cool big ole Frigidaire
Cool
Each day is Fridge Repair Day

(fixed it)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM (zmIJL)

738 ''The Fridge on the River Kwai"'

Distilled brilliance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (IGLAk)

739 "Someone forward this news to the Severe Catholic at National Review. Maybe he can drunk rage-tweet it."

His name is Nicholas Frankovich and you can reach him at letters AT nationalreview.com. Please do.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (mk9aG)

740 Hey, if not for a few years and 10,000 miles, he was deep in the shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (2/hY1)

741 This guy was the inspiration for the movie: "Billy Jack"Remember that scene where Billy Jack kicks the guy in the face with his right foot?
That was Philip, except he used BOTH feet.

Posted by: rayj at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (pI/IV)

742
The only reason this optic worked for the Fake News is because this guy looks like he belongs on the cover of a National Geographic.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (HkNlg)

743 Vietnam era goes until Saigon in 75 as far as bennies go.

As I think I said earlier, Mayaguez in Cambodia a month later.

The first of a couple events that convinced me that I was't going into uniform.

Posted by: Funk and Wagnall at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (8erNz)

744 I don't know but I've been told
Freon pussy's mighty cold

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

745 I think he also served at the former MCAS El Toro in CA. Much easier duty than NE.

Posted by: quint

My Dad flew out of there, I grew up on the base. It's no picnic...unless you're fixing the refrigerator for one!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

746 Speakin' of Injuns....

@RealSaavedra

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) doesn't know how many branches of government exist: "There are two co-equal branches of government, the president of the United States and the Congress"

There are 3 equal branches of government: executive, legislative, judicial

Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (cF8AT)

747 Let's fix the sock now, thanks.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (8erNz)

748 700
Did WaPo ever refer to Phillips' role in the attempt to disrupt a Mass
in the largest Catholic church in the United States? Man, imagine the
outrage if a Knights of Columbus post ever disrupted a Native American
religious ceremony.


Posted by: mrp

He was merely trying to get to the other side of the church, when said church surrounded and mocked him.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (LOq4H)

749 ten years from now those people will believe a racist white guy threatened a indian tribal elder by putting his smirking face near his drum.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 23, 2019 07:06 PM (1g7ch)


Sadly, I believe this will be the enduring takeaway, and will even be memorialized in school textbooks as part of the evil patriarchal culture that came to flower under President Trump.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (f3oO4)

750
It was Good Ol' Reliable Nathan who first brought up the idea that one could survive a nuclear blast while inside a refrigerator to the writers for the "fourth" Indiana Jones movie. True story!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

751 One day, Jake Tapper is going to see himself when he puts on that oh so serious face of his and he's going to laugh out loud like I do at the phoniness and he will be busted forever.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (GMm7B)

752 Ex-Buzzfeeders land on feet!

Bazooka Joe Publisher snapped them all up!

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (RuIsu)

753 Go tell the Spartans

Their beer isn't cold yet

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (/rm4P)

754 By the way his name on the DD214 is "Stanard". Some suspect he was trying to hide his past by using "Phillips". Imagine that.

All the super sleuth journalists couldn't figure that out. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (IBzqd)

755
I'd be satisfied if the US Government would just sit back and let capitalism work its magic here in the US again.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2019 07:14 PM


Amen to that! No more of this creating democracies out of garbage again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

756 "This pathetic piece of shit has gotten more national attention than any reprobate deserves."

The longer he has the media spotlight, the more likely that LoFos etc will learn he's a fraud and a sh!t-for-brains who thinks he can cure cancer with his chants.

The media will disappear him soon, as his hate-America returns diminish.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (mk9aG)

757 Crazy white man came and took away our HCFC-123. Banished us to Suva134a. The elders wept.

Posted by: Taunto the Recon Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (wxZSX)

758 Sadly, I believe this will be the enduring takeaway, and will even be
memorialized in school textbooks as part of the evil patriarchal culture
that came to flower under President Trump.


If those lawsuits work out, these kids might have a lifetime revenue stream of lawfare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (2/hY1)

759 The fallout on this one is spreading ever further.
(1) The Buzzfeed article debunked by Chief-Inspector Mueller.(2) This storyline.(3) ??? What will be the next great narrative that will show up Orange Man Bad and lead to his destruction? What will be the next "Candygram for Mongo"?

Keep reading AoSHQ because it is out there, waiting like a giant journalist attracting bug zapper.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Globalist Griefs - Two for One - at The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (0QYMt)

760 It was Good Ol' Reliable Nathan who first brought up
the idea that one could survive a nuclear blast while inside a
refrigerator to the writers for the "fourth" Indiana Jones movie. True
story!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (pNxlR)


Without him, none of the shit version could have been made.

Posted by: Steve S. at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (9gHOW)

761 In the olden days, tribal justice was hanging a liar by placing hooks in them and suspending them on poles.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (uefWR)

762
Don't Forget this, too: As Don Shipley points out, this Creature From National Geographic was also a "Rifleman." For two days.


For. Two. Days.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (HkNlg)

763 Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2019 07:26 PM (cF8AT)

To be fair, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is a Harvard professor, so she must be right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (f3oO4)

764 I still have a hard time believing that someone contemplating building a news organization that would be taken seriously thought Buzzfeed would be a great name.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

765 This guy was the inspiration for the movie: "Billy Jack"Remember that scene where Billy Jack kicks the guy in the face with his right foot?
That was Philip, except he used BOTH feet.
Posted by: rayj at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (pI/IV)

Hahahaha....Billy Jack needs to be on the movie thread this week. Worst lefty movie ever.

Chief Baked Bean Tooth would definitely rock Billy's hat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

766 754
By the way his name on the DD214 is "Stanard". Some suspect he was trying to hide his past by using "Phillips". Imagine that.



All the super sleuth journalists couldn't figure that out. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 23, 2019 07:27 PM (IBzqd)

No, his DD-214 has Nathaniel Phillips on it as his birthname. His adopted name was Stanard.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Hn6S7)

767 760 It was Good Ol' Reliable Nathan who first brought up
the idea that one could survive a nuclear blast while inside a
refrigerator to the writers for the "fourth" Indiana Jones movie. True story!


Had they tested the principle we might have been saved a week of bullshit.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 07:29 PM (8erNz)

768 Daniel once banged a drum made of leather,
Before an assault of teen smirks he did weather,
The cuck media, they lied,
His service record they hide,
Next they'll tell you "Indian with a dot, not a feather."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Y3I09)

769 Listening to Mark Steyn's new podcast, he's hitting NRO pretty hard. I recommend it.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2019 07:29 PM (VaN/j)

770
Whatever you do, do NOT ask Good Ol' Reliable Nathan how it was to be in the shit during the three-day firefight at Condenser Coil Coulee.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:29 PM (pNxlR)

771
Crazy white man came and took away our HCFC-123. Banished us to Suva134a. The elders wept.


Posted by: Taunto the Recon Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (wxZSX)


They took away our way of life, the drum and all our lies.

Posted by: Nat Revere and the Fakers at January 23, 2019 07:30 PM (9gHOW)

772 The bards will speak of this thread a thousand years hence.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 23, 2019 07:30 PM (kQs4Y)

773 Can't check Nathan for DNA as the Indians won't allow DNA to be sampled enough for comparisons to be made.

Which is why Liawatha had so much trouble with hers. (maybe)

They used South American DNA samples for comparison but they've got too many europeans in the mix.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:30 PM (GMm7B)

774
Don Shipley also says, very subtly, "he was one of those guys."

In other words, he was a BUM. A loser who was good for nothing but managed to kick around for 4 years. But a useless shit. His "service" was a joke; it was welfare.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 07:30 PM (HkNlg)

775 "Recon Ranger" is not an actual thing, except in a Marine marching cadence/jody call. I learned this version: "I want to be a recon ranger, I want to go to Viet Nam, I want to live a life of danger, I want to fight for Uncle Sam." This is no doubt where Phillips picked it up.

There is "Force Recon" in the Marines, but not "Recon Rangers."

Posted by: streetwiseprof at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (wK7bC)

776 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (2/hY1)

Hawaiian Judge says "No!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (f3oO4)

777 642
....Also it appears Mexico is standing by Maduro.....

Posted by: William Eaton at January 23, 2019 07:11 PM (MuTTO)
------------------------
The new preezy of Mexico has been a member of the Lat. Am. commie coalition --- I forget the name of it --- for years and years. It's the group that includes Chavez/Maduro, the Castro mafia, Ortega of Nicaragua, Morales of Bolivia, and Whatshisface of Ecuador.

He's not going to turn on his buds.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Rxduq)

778 Chief Spreading Bull is obviously some kind of Democrat activist. Was the incident last Friday just a coincidence or is there more to this than meets the eye?

Is it plausible that some Democrat activists, knowing there was a big rightwing event that would be taking place, planned to provoke a confrontation with some right-to-life marchers and then blame it on them?

When Phillips moved into the group of students, the black guy who was doing most of the race-baiting was right behind him with a camera. That suggests to me that they were acting in concert.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (5fSr7)

779 The fallout on this one is spreading ever further.
(1) The Buzzfeed article debunked by Chief-Inspector Mueller.(2) This storyline.(3) ??? What will be the next great narrative that will show up Orange Man Bad and lead to his destruction? What will be the next "Candygram for Mongo"?


Nanzi says nein! on the SOTU address.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (QFqpA)

780 So the last combat Marines were withdrawn from Vietnam in April 1971;
troops were being withdrawn through 1972

I think the Marines were still flying combat sorties in early '72, just the ground pounders were pulled, but I have to check that.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (32YRo)

781
Hahahaha....Billy Jack needs to be on the movie thread this week. Worst lefty movie ever.


Sings: "... one tin tom-tom rides away."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (pNxlR)

782 Refridge Ranger, not Recon Ranger. He misspoke.

Posted by: Science at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (AJj50)

783 "I saw a snail walking along the edge of an ice cube tray. That is my dream, that is my nightmare..."

Posted by: Bones at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Vhoaq)

784
DanielNathan once banged a drum made of leather,
Before an assault of teen smirks he did weather,
The cuck media, they lied,
His service record they hide,
Next they'll tell you "Indian with a dot, not a feather."

Damn it. Fixed now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM (Y3I09)

785 someone should Sioux him.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM (n13/j)

786 I'm gonna take this sucky ass drum, and I'm gonna drum it in front of your face and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.


Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM (v5a7s)

787 A single tear runs down his weathered cheek as he contemplates the reality that Sears, where the mighty refigerater once roamed freely, is no more.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM (MkcN1)

788 I think the Marines were still flying combat sorties
in early '72, just the ground pounders were pulled, but I have to check
that.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (32YRo)


Yep, I was shot down, twice!

Posted by: Nate at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (9gHOW)

789 Used to deal with another AIM guy, Russell Means, about 20 years ago, at the Columbus Day Parade in Denver. He presented a lot better than Nathan.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (70ScF)

790 'Monarchal Carbuncle'. Hmmm.

'Imperial Carbuncle' has a better ring.

'Tsarist Carbuncle'.

'Divine Right Lesion?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (e8bkP)

791 This is heap big doodoo.

Posted by: Corona at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (MceDl)

792 Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

It's an inside joke. Buzzfeed was created by Ben Smith of Journolist fame.

His org was going to be a public out front organzation doing the same thing as Jounolist was; to provide the leftist/DNC daily talking points and the place to discuss how to bend the news to where they wanted it.

in other words a propaganda shop. Buzz -> Feed. Get it?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (GMm7B)

793 Yep, I was shot down, twice!
Posted by: Nate at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (9gHOW)

Yes, once the coolant goes, you crash quickly.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (70ScF)

794 RE: Venezuela

The OAS wants to act but...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1088163305691271170.html

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (W+kMI)

795 Martha on FNC is going to interview the teacher that was suspended for showing a Fox news clip to his class.
JJ posted the article in "The Morning Report" today.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (hECVl)

796
His name is Nicholas Frankovich and you can reach him at letters AT nationalreview.com. Please do.



Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (mk9aG)

---
No, I'm going to let him twist in the wind.

There is utter poetic justice that this self-righteous turd accuse innocent kids of spitting on the cross all the while defending a guy who tried to desecrate a mass.Is Nick outraged about this, or does he only get transported into fits of wrath when a MAGA hat is involved?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (cfSRQ)

797 AWOL is immoral.



Posted by: Nanzi Pelozi at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

798 I'm gonna take this damn compressor, and I'm gonna swap it with this other compressor and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it, other than tell me not to do that.

Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (v5a7s)

799 I think the Marines were still flying combat sorties
in early '72, just the ground pounders were pulled, but I have to check
that.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (32YRo)

Yep, I was shot down, twice!
Posted by: Nate

I can vouch for him.

Posted by: Brian Williams at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (zIEJz)

800 In the olden days, tribal justice was hanging a liar by placing hooks in them and suspending them on poles.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (uefWR)


Civilization of any sort benefits greatly from public shaming (like the stocks in the town square) and public executions for the dregs of criminal society (like drug dealers and pedophiles).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:35 PM (f3oO4)

801 Wow, I just looked at the ThunderB and Tim Pool links in the sidebar.

Shit is getting real, all right.

Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2019 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

802 8 He prefers to think of himself as a Cold Warrior.
-------------------------------------------------------------

He was a MARINE air RECONditioning mechanic and RANGE Repairman.

Posted by: Myiq2xu at January 23, 2019 07:35 PM (5fSr7)

803 Literally not a word on NRO front page about Venezuela. Kind of a big issue, with the US diplomats refusing to leave and huge crowds in the streets. Trump wants VZ to pump the oil and bail him out on his Iran sanctions. If this blows up into a civil war I blame Rubio.

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 23, 2019 07:35 PM (e44Qj)

804 "Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) doesn't know how many branches of government exist:"


Hey, why do you think they call it the SUPREME COURT, Hmmmmm?

Posted by: Lizard Warren at January 23, 2019 07:36 PM (70ScF)

805 >>in other words a propaganda shop. Buzz -> Feed. Get it?

huh. That sounds like something dumb enough for them to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

806 Re the WaPoo's lame attempt to claim he was referring to his work on the rez, immediately after his Viet Nam times/recon ranger reference, he says "that *was* my role." Obviously referring to his (fictional) past activities in Viet Nam, not his (then) current actions on the reservation. If he was referring to what he was doing at the time of the interview, he would have said "this *is* my role."

Posted by: streetwiseprof at January 23, 2019 07:36 PM (wK7bC)

807 789 Used to deal with another AIM guy, Russell Means, about 20 years ago, at the Columbus Day Parade in Denver. He presented a lot better than Nathan.
Posted by: Avenger

IIRC Jane "Hanoi" Fonda, had herself a little Russell at some protest.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:36 PM (LOq4H)

808 *With apologies to the 'ettes*

This fart-knocker says 'shit'? What the Hell? That cock sucking choad chomper has scandalized my delicate fucking sensibilities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:36 PM (e8bkP)

809 I think I have figured out his dental issues...Marines locked him in a deep freezer for the years "served." He spent that time gnawing his way through the rubber seal and lid.

Get this man a wampum heart! (no offense to American Indians).

I honestly think we should all go out and self-identify as some sort of wacko that sends the MSM into more gopher holes of doom.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at January 23, 2019 07:37 PM (6Qa3+)

810 From the Halls of Maytagzuma
To the Shores of Whirlpoolie
We will fix the nations coolant systems
In the Air on Land and Sea
First to fix with precious Freon
Just to keep our condensers clean
We are Proud to Claim the Title
Of HVAC Fixin' Marines
Forgive me Chesty.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:37 PM (Hn6S7)

811
757 Crazy white man came and took away our HCFC-123. Banished us to Suva134a. The elders wept.
Posted by: Taunto the Recon Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (wxZSX)


Oh, well done! Well done!

* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

812
I'm gonna take this damn compressor, and I'm gonna swap it with this
other compressor and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing
you're gonna be able to do about it, other than tell me not to do that.



Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:34 PM (v5a7s)

====================
Oh, yeah? I've got a receipt, a five-year warranty, and my lawyer BIL needs five more grand for a down-payment on his beach house.

Posted by: mrp at January 23, 2019 07:37 PM (Pqytn)

813 Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM (MkcN1)

Well played my friend

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:37 PM (f3oO4)

814 Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:28 PM (uefWR)

You're thinking of the Sun Dance. Where braves would put hooks under the skin of their chests and hang until they started to hallucinate.

Indians either made you a slave or tortured you to death for punishment.

They were very cruel. Hence the label "Savage". All tribal people have been like that at one point in their history.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 23, 2019 07:38 PM (GMm7B)

815 It's disgraceful how the orangeman people are mistreating this former windtalker. #RespectTheVets #LiterallyShakingWithRage

Posted by: NPC #12345 at January 23, 2019 07:38 PM (kOpft)

816 I think the Marines were still flying combat sorties

in early '72, just the ground pounders were pulled, but I have to check

that.



Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:31 PM (32YRo)

Yep, I was shot down, twice!


Posted by: Nate at January 23, 2019 07:33 PM (9gHOW)

yes they were still there in 72

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:39 PM (n13/j)

817 Thank you for your Extended Service Contract.

Posted by: Chief Moron Robbie, Vietnam Ford Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:39 PM (0NAbP)

818 Right now, every news intern and paralegal in the USA is poring thru every last Covington yearbook, every last fan video of Covington sports events, every social media post by every Covington student, from here on back to the founding of the school.

They are working double and triple shifts, many without pay, digging like treasure-hunters, for The Gold Nugget.

The Gold Nugget is: some Covington kid using the n-word.

If they don't find The Nugget on the first survey, they will comb thru all the stuff AGAIN. They will lose sleep, and skip meals, and ignore their "families," and pop Adderall, and even skip their perv orgies, and do WHATEVER IT TAKES to mine The Gold Nugget.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:39 PM (mk9aG)

819 Used to deal with another AIM guy, Russell Means, about 20 years ago, at the Columbus Day Parade in Denver. He presented a lot better than Nathan.
Posted by: Avenger

I knew him as Russell Medians.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (zmIJL)

820
bjstuggggggz at January 23, 2019 07:35 PM (e44Qj)


Shut the fuck up, idiot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (pNxlR)

821

Gummy Sargent was once trapped in a refrigerator and forced to eat his own foot...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (n2qRY)

822
Martin, do you know what mental toughness is? Well, mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you're human and that you're going to make mistakes - lots of 'em - all your life. And some of them are gonna hurt appliances that you love very badly. But you have the guts to accept the fact that you ain't perfect. And you don't let your mistakes crush you and keep you from doing the very best that you can.

Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

823 Who knew that recon stood for recondition?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (r+sAi)

824 It's disgraceful how the orangeman people are mistreating this former windtalker.

It's true, he does talk out of his ass.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

825 yes they were still there in 72


Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:39 PM (n13/j)


Whoa, suck it losers!

Posted by: CNN at January 23, 2019 07:40 PM (9gHOW)

826 Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2019 07:24 PM
~~~~~

Rascal!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (NtglE)

827 So...are the media being genuinely obtuse, or are they really that stupid?
I wonder if one of their armchair general advised them on this?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (0tfLf)

828 They were very cruel. Hence the label "Savage". All tribal people have been like that at one point in their history.
Posted by: jakee308

Not the noble Cucks. We have always been a passive-aggressive, conflict avoidant peoples whose wives seek the company of neighboring tribes while the braves do macrame.

Posted by: Chief Runs like girl at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (zIEJz)

829 It's disgraceful how the orangeman people are mistreating this former windtalker.



Hell. I'm a wind talker. Especially after Taco Bell.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (QFqpA)

830 "They were very cruel. Hence the label "Savage". All tribal people have been like that at one point in their history."

That's "Noble" Savage to you, sweetie.

Posted by: Lizzard Warren at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (70ScF)

831 Ok. I just got the fridge jokes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (ZejZP)

832 "Half - freeze" - how I grew to hate the word...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 07:42 PM (6qErC)

833 jakee308- Thank you for refreshing my memory.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:42 PM (uefWR)

834 So...are the media being genuinely obtuse, or are they really that stupid?

I wonder if one of their armchair general advised them on this?
Posted by: Diogenes


Lt. General Legal Beagle has.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:42 PM (QFqpA)

835 Then the ice dispenser went full auto.

We've got one of those thru the door jobs. Goes fast glacier every now and then and scares the cat.

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

836 It's funny, isn't it? Only the white man wants everything put in writing. And only then so he can use it against you in court. You know, among the Indians a promise is good enough.

Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

837 Here is Sub Zero Mechanic.

Now Plain Zero Mechanic.

Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (Bn7rT)

838 Chief Ten Beers with Tools actually nicked his palm while making peace with Kevin Costner in the classic 'Dances with wolves in Saigon' and was awarded a purple heart by the Washington Post!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (yhf6w)

839 Leftists just trying to protect their own

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (/rm4P)

840 "Isn't he suggesting he used to take the point on military scouting missions deep into enemy territory during 'Vietnam-times'?"

Well, it must have been pretty risky going outside the wire all by himself to set up Kenmores around the perimeter.

Posted by: Alex at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (fXcvt)

841 I am pretty sure counting on Venezuela for anything beyond shortages and inflation is not a good plan. Just saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (e8bkP)

842 I'm mixing up a batch of ammonia and bleach. Anyone want to join me?

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (9gHOW)

843 yes they were still there in 72

Posted by: quint

Hey quint...were you out of El Toro or Beaufort?

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (32YRo)

844 832 "Half - freeze" - how I grew to hate the word...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Nice!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (LOq4H)

845 A single tear runs down his weathered cheek as he contemplates the reality that Sears, where the mighty refigerater once roamed freely, is no more.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at January 23, 2019 07:32 PM

Where they once roamed freely now they're all in the basement or garage, lonely and empty, until a party or the holidays roll around. Then all of a sudden the white man has a use for his captive second fridge.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (zmIJL)

846 So...are the media being genuinely obtuse, or are they really that stupid?
I wonder if one of their armchair general advised them on this?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (0tfLf)
*******************
No, they think we're really that stupid. Look at the lies they are able to get away with on a daily basis

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (hECVl)

847 It's funny, isn't it? Only the white man wants everything put in writing. And only then so he can use it against you in court.

You know, among the Indians a promise is good enough.
Posted by: Nathan Jack


Only thing that counts is a Samurai apology.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (QFqpA)

848 I'm really enjoying the humor and Moron wit here, but this has been a sad week for the only barely functional Constitutional Republic in existence.

The Founders screwed up and the 1A should have read something like we will have a "free" press, but they have to put BS warning labels at the beginning and end of an article when they're outright lying!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (f3oO4)

849

Gummy Sargent was once trapped behind enemy lines and used freeze-plugs and bamboo to construct a deadly suppressor for his 16" naval gun...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (n2qRY)

850 841
I am pretty sure counting on Venezuela for anything beyond shortages and inflation is not a good plan. Just saying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (e8bkP)

And pain and suffering. Don't forget the pain and suffering.

Posted by: Satan at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

851 819 Used to deal with another AIM guy, Russell Means, about 20 years ago, at the Columbus Day Parade in Denver. He presented a lot better than Nathan.
Posted by: Avenger

I knew him as Russell Medians.


was he a standard deviant?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (v3pYe)

852 I'm mixing up a batch of ammonia and bleach. Anyone want to join me?
Posted by: bjstuggggggz

No thanks. Just make sure you do it in a poorly ventilated area.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Rescue Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (zIEJz)

853 Chief Running Mouth

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (/SIwB)

854 742
The only reason this optic worked for the Fake News is because this guy looks like he belongs on the cover of a National Geographic.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2019 07:25 PM (HkNlg)

---

With his tits hanging out?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (x6EWg)

855 I do bet it was stressful deciding to cut the red or white wire first when replacing the compressor. Otherwise, you might cut the other color first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

856 Well, it must have been pretty risky going outside the wire all by himself to set up Kenmores around the perimeter."

Someone had to set the RadarRange for the Amanas

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (6qErC)

857 >> Thank you for your Extended Service Contract.


Oh, I'm crying here...

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (vi2tU)

858 He really should be referred to forever more as "Two Dogs Fucking"

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (2eKoI)

859 840
"Isn't he suggesting he used to take the point on military scouting missions deep into enemy territory during 'Vietnam-times'?"



Well, it must have been pretty risky going outside the wire all by himself to set up Kenmores around the perimeter.

Posted by: Alex at January 23, 2019 07:43 PM (fXcvt)

When placing Kenmores. Remember to face the ice dispenser towards the enemy.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (Hn6S7)

860 In Vino, I am still trying to contact you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (uefWR)

861 And pain and suffering. Don't forget the pain and suffering.


and cannibalism. It always comes down to cannibalism.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

862 Used to deal with another AIM guy, Russell Means, about 20 years ago, at the Columbus Day Parade in Denver. He presented a lot better than Nathan.
Posted by: Avenger

I knew him as Russell Medians.

was he a standard deviant?
Posted by: Anachronda


I'll bet his deviancy was pretty standard.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (QFqpA)

863 http://bit.ly/2T55o5q
*********
Bill Kristol Correctly Describes NewsGuard: 'Establishment People' Like 'Establishment Websites' | Breitbart

Posted by: Mittens Romney AKA John McCain at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (BqBId)

864 " So...are the media being genuinely obtuse, or are they really that stupid?"

Evil. Hateful. Absolutely, mortally committed to progressive victory. Not necessarily stupid.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (mk9aG)

865 Pull those oars you sumbitches! We'll get this thread over 1000!

Bangs drum

Ramming speed!

Bangs drum faster

Water ski speed!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (gC2IV)

866 I'm still trying to figure out how Chief Iced Genitals got out after four years without even making E-3.

MOS -40.0?

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (8erNz)

867 Gummy Sargent was once trapped behind enemy lines and used freeze-plugs and bamboo to construct a deadly suppressor for his 16" naval gun...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:45 PM (n2qRY)

What, do you stick a Yugo on the end of the barrel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (e8bkP)

868 Hey! I served in war torn Nebraska too!! Even got a medal for it!! It was tough man, in the corn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (DhSOy)

869 yes they were still there in 72



Posted by: quint



Hey quint...were you out of El Toro or Beaufort?



Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:44 PM (32YRo)

not me. but family.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (n13/j)

870 I just want to say that I love you Morons. xoxo

Love this post and when Ace bashes the wee brains out of NRO and Ben's Undescended Marbles.

I laugh, but not snort laughing as when Ace won me over with Keith Olberbutt Bathtubs nasal exhalations. My heart belongs to that post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (6Qa3+)

871 Wonder what Sabaton song would fit him best? Suggestions?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (6dmy5)

872 860 In Vino, I am still trying to contact you.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (uefWR)

Wut?

*drools and licks window*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (n2qRY)

873 I know both places well

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (n13/j)

874 Ace - How can you be sooo insensitive???
Recon Ranger saw those MAGA hats and was immediately triggered!
It took him immediately back to the days of frozen defrost units and seized up compressors!
You are truly a callous fellow, Ace!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (438dO)

875 The Founders screwed up and the 1A should have read something like we will have a "free" press, but they have to put BS warning labels at the beginning and end of an article when they're outright lying!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


The Founders screwed up and should have put the 2nd Amendment first.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (QFqpA)

876 866 I'm still trying to figure out how Chief Iced Genitals got out after four years without even making E-3.

MOS -40.0?
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2019 07:46 PM (8erNz)

Didn't make E-3 because he made 3 AWOL.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

877 Hey! I served in war torn Nebraska too!! Even got a medal for it!! It was tough man, in the corn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (DhSOy)


I'm here for you.

Posted by: He Who Walks Behind the Rows at January 23, 2019 07:49 PM (9gHOW)

878 A story about fixing a poorly functioning ice maker "To Jell and Back."

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 23, 2019 07:49 PM (6dmy5)

879 Oops, that was me at 858.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2019 07:49 PM (2eKoI)

880 Hrothgar @ 800- Exactly, I always thought a 1 ton truck (preferably F350) with a high output generator and an electric chair on a traveling circuit in each county.

Announcement-- On Friday 1 February, the execution truck will be on the county courthouse square for the purpose of switching the following criminals to the 'off' position.'
list......

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 07:49 PM (zLDYs)

881 Is that some pathetic take-off on MUMR up there?

Posted by: Lizzard Warren at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (70ScF)

882 So...are the media being genuinely obtuse, or are they really that stupid?

I wonder if one of their armchair general advised them on this?



Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2019 07:41 PM (0tfLf)

---
These people thought that nominating "war hero" John Kerry would undermine Dubya.

Anyone old enough to remember that? Most of you are 29, and that was 14 years ago, but the whole Rathergate thing was part of an attempt to make people think Dubya was a coward and deserter as opposed to *thrice wounded* John Kerry.

And when his own crewmates came out with the truth, "Swift-boating" entered the vocabulary as a form of "fake news."

That is to say, eye-witness, on-the-record accounts people using their own names was suspect, but of course un-sourced anonymous documents using improbably modern fonts, why that was "fake but accurate."
The big difference is now they're phoning it in. Not even trying. Or maybe too stupid to meet even that low standard.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

883 I'm still trying to figure out how Chief Iced Genitals got out after four years without even making E-3.


By starting off as Marine Reservist and going awol three times after being fully activated.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (QFqpA)

884 It was tough man, in the corn.

Especially when it was hot and things starting popping.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (T6t7i)

885 Lizzard sock off.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (70ScF)

886 Didn't make E-3 because he made 3 AWOL.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (2DOZq)


You know who else made E-3?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (9gHOW)

887 The Founders screwed up and should have put the 2nd Amendment first.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (QFqpA)

They should have just made the Warning (which is what the Second is- a warning label for tyrants) in much bigger script- like cigarette packs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (e8bkP)

888 The Founders screwed up and should have put the 2nd Amendment first.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:48 PM (QFqpA)


I stand corrected!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM (f3oO4)

889 I'm still trying to figure out how Chief Iced Genitals got out after four years without even making E-3.

MOS -40.0?

Posted by: JEM

Busted AOL three times in four years, Mast three times, reduced in rank or promotion withheld, reduction in pay, time in the brig or confinement - nope, he was no winner.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (32YRo)

890 In Vino, would you contact me at murphywong at peoplepc.com?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (uefWR)

891 I'm just disappointed he didn't call himself a rescue ranger.

Posted by: DaveM at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (WWC3Y)

892 Hey! I served in war torn Nebraska too!! Even got a medal for it!! It was tough man, in the corn.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2019 07:47 PM (DhSOy)


You're lucky. I spent my time in the worst battle zone of all- Oklahoma! When the wind came sweeping down the plains... Man, I can't even think about it.

Posted by: Vietnamaste vet at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (XROPS)

893
Chief Sitting Bullshit: You have no idea what Charlie could do to a refrigerator. Once just outside of Omaha my squad came upon a Kenmore. There was freon everywhere..and the ice trays...I still see them in my nightmares. The horror...the horror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (SiINZ)

894 These people thought that nominating "war hero" John Kerry would undermine Dubya.

I saw the clip of him trashing Trump at Davos. Damn, that man is stupid. The Euros, of course, ate it up, and all laughed knowingly. Tools.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (T6t7i)

895 Would being called a baby killer be a badge of honor for him? He is a full fledged member of the liberal tribe.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (rzxmD)

896 I don't get all these refrigerator jokes. I thought we outlawed them during Obama's first term. Or was it during the Vietnam times? Vietnam Times...best newspaper west of Guam. I especially loved the wedding notices section. You're supposed to keep your food cool in caves now, to save the planet. Only don't do it if there's a bear in the cave. That's not recommended, although you do have to walk into the cave in order to find out what's in it. What?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi is confused at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (zmIJL)

897 "By starting off as Marine Reservist and going awol three times after being fully activated."

He just got lost in his drumming and forgot to come back.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (70ScF)

898 The big difference is now they're phoning it in. Not even trying. Or maybe too stupid to meet even that low standard.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd


The ones that were "in the shit" regarding Bush and Kerry have since retired.
DaNang Dan Rather.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (QFqpA)

899 Didn't make E-3 because he made 3 AWOL.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

He made Effort 1! That's the best!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (LOq4H)

900



Soros...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (LL1Be)

901

Ben, will do, my attempts to link to my email have failed. Standby to standby...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (n2qRY)

902 You're lucky. I spent my time in the worst battle zone of all- Oklahoma! When the wind came sweeping down the plains... Man, I can't even think about it.
Posted by: Vietnamaste vet at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (XROPS)

But the waving wheat sure smelled sweet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (e8bkP)

903 If these white kids weren't so white, this would've never have happened.

Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (v5a7s)

904 When he was called a baby killer that's when he served as recon Point man for Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (2DOZq)

905 I'm just disappointed he didn't call himself a rescue ranger.

Posted by: DaveM at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (WWC3Y)


I'm pretty sure we'd sue.

Posted by: Chip n' Dale at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (9gHOW)

906 Hrothgar @ 800- Exactly, I always thought a 1 ton truck (preferably F350) with a high output generator and an electric chair on a traveling circuit in each county.

Announcement-- On Friday 1 February, the execution truck will be on the county courthouse square for the purpose of switching the following criminals to the 'off' position.'
list......
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2019 07:49 PM (zLDYs)


The modern day equivalent of the traveling hangman. I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (f3oO4)

907 780 Marine Aircraft Groups 12 and 15 were deployed spring of 1972 to Vietnam. MAG 15 went to Danang and MAG 12 to Bien Hoa. MAG 15 was moved to Nam Phong Thailand and MAG 12 remained in country till the end of Jan 1973.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (xzqr4)

908 896
I don't get all these refrigerator jokes. I thought we outlawed them
during Obama's first term. Or was it during the Vietnam times? Vietnam
Times...best newspaper west of Guam. I especially loved the wedding
notices section. You're supposed to keep your food cool in caves now,
to save the planet. Only don't do it if there's a bear in the cave.
That's not recommended, although you do have to walk into the cave in
order to find out what's in it. What?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi


It's really scary how true to life this is.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (T6t7i)

909 It was tough man, in the corn.

Especially when it was hot and things starting popping.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM

The cobs should ban your corny jokes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 23, 2019 07:54 PM (zmIJL)

910 Hey! I served in war torn Nebraska too!! Even got a medal for it!! It was tough man, in the corn.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Oh man - so you were in shuck, Dude!

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:54 PM (32YRo)

911 If these white kids weren't so white, this would've never have happened.

Posted by: Nathan Jack at January 23, 2019 07:52 PM (v5a7s)


Exactly! Why doesn't everyone get this?

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at January 23, 2019 07:54 PM (9gHOW)

912 Nood. Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2019 07:55 PM (e8bkP)

913 t was tough man, in the corn.

Especially when it was hot and things starting popping.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM

The cobs should ban your corny jokes.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

Corn puns are a maize ing.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Rescue Ranger at January 23, 2019 07:55 PM (zIEJz)

914 As long as he didn't claim to be a rump ranger.

Posted by: Avenger at January 23, 2019 07:55 PM (70ScF)

915 Soros...
Posted by: mikeyG

There has to be a whole boatload of shits financing this crap.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 23, 2019 07:55 PM (LOq4H)

916 MAG 15 was moved to Nam Phong Thailand and MAG 12 remained in country till the end of Jan 1973.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 23, 2019 07:53 PM (xzqr4)


Word. I was bit by a habu.

Posted by: Nate P. at January 23, 2019 07:56 PM (9gHOW)

917 I don't understand the Marines in Nebraska.

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2019 07:56 PM (evnmf)

918
893
Chief Sitting Bullshit: You have no idea what Charlie could do to a refrigerator. Once just outside of Omaha my squad came upon a Kenmore. There was freon everywhere..and the ice trays...I still see them in my nightmares. The horror...the horror
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2019 07:51 PM (SiINZ)


But it was the Amanas which had us shitting our pants whenever they showed up on the R.O.s! Fooking Mennonite pacifists, my ass - fifth columnists was more like it. Never came across one of their units what wasn't booby-trapped. Lost a lot of best buds to 'em, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2019 07:58 PM (pNxlR)

919 I don't understand the Marines in Nebraska.

Posted by: MAGA at January 23, 2019 07:56 PM (evnmf)

Nor do I. I checked and there is an air force base there. But that might have been his reserve time, that can make a difference. They might be spread out more like National Guard.

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 07:59 PM (n13/j)

920 Writer from the Guardian blaming Conservative outlets for turning the Covington Catholic boys from pariahs to heroes.

The Left is doubling down.

https://tinyurl.com/y99y76o9

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2019 07:59 PM (hECVl)

921 Now why did the Leftists think the kids were racist, even if they believed they were mocking the guy? Can you not make fun of Indians? Can Blacks not make fun of Whites? Can Hispanics not make fun of Asians? Where the hell does that come from. Everybody should be allowed to make fun of everybody else. Otherwise its racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2019 07:59 PM (r+sAi)

922 Oh man - so you were in shuck, Dude!

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2019 07:54 PM (32YRo)

The shuck

Posted by: quint at January 23, 2019 08:00 PM (n13/j)

923 it was tough man, in the corn.



Especially when it was hot and things starting popping.

Posted by: pep at January 23, 2019 07:50 PM



The cobs should ban your corny jokes.

Actually, the corncobs should ban his corny jokes

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 23, 2019 08:04 PM (6dmy5)

924 He went UA to hide his secret identity from the world, The Great Cornholio!
TeePees for my people! My people have no bungholes!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 23, 2019 08:06 PM (6dmy5)

925 The Vogue story reports Injun Fridge Light as saying "he gave the location of a Saturday night powwow as 'that place they call the Radisson hotel.' "
Trying to make him some sort of charming dude?
Fvck him.
I say he should stuff a barbed, flaming pineapple sideways up that place they call his ass.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2019 08:07 PM (8iiMU)

926 One question that occurred to me is was his song really a song of peace and how can we tell? For all I know, he was doing a war chant/ drum solo. It does appear we can't take his word for it. Maybe he was calling those high school students even worse things that the African Hebrews.


Or maybe he was just making up shit as he went along...seems like a strength of his.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 23, 2019 08:17 PM (aZ9CV)

927 Chief Shitbird is the proper Marine term .

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 23, 2019 08:24 PM (+exLj)

928 Amana plan a refrigerator, Panama

Posted by: Guam tipper at January 23, 2019 08:24 PM (FsgBK)

929 My first apartment was equipped with an International Harvester fridge, scratched deeply in the freezer was the desperate message Nathan was here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 23, 2019 08:36 PM (f8dwL)

930 I heard stories about the Battle of Standing Rock. They kept running out of ice cubes and the brave souls who survived promised they'd never drink a warm drink again.

Posted by: Worc1 at January 23, 2019 08:43 PM (+3Y8+)

931 This guy sounds more like a revered elder of the Hekawi tribe.
Actually, I think they have higher standards.

Posted by: Sam at January 23, 2019 09:07 PM (YScgw)

932 Chief Rambo's criminal history is spilling all over Twitter now. There is exactly 0 fucking chance he gets asked about it while Savannah Guthrie is giving him head tomorrow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2019 09:10 PM (iw59Q)

933 People are jumping (get it?) the gun (get it?) a little bit here.

In the cool hot shot lingo of the Freon Slingers of Vietnam Times of yore, Recon Ranger is a guy that reconditions fridges and ranges....

Give the guy a break. He was spat on when he "flew" in his Cutlass Supreme back from Nebraska to the liquor store and walked in front of the guy chewing tobacco on the porch.

h/t Guy Mohawk above at #823

Posted by: Chief Reconditions Ranges at January 23, 2019 09:49 PM (M1E+u)

934 Gerfraudimo.

Posted by: JTP at January 23, 2019 10:35 PM (wm/jC)

935 Hacksaw Fridge.

Posted by: Mongo at January 23, 2019 10:39 PM (BD7Qt)

936 He was drummed out of the service.

Nathan Phillips ended his tour of duty as a PFC (Private Fridge Class).

After the marines, he went home and married the girl of his dreams: Morgan Fairchild.

Nathan Phillips is the first marine coolant specialist to watch his own credibility evaporate.

Posted by: JTP at January 23, 2019 10:43 PM (wm/jC)

937 Recon Ranger.
He RECONditioned RANGEs in the kitchen on base when they didn't work right.
They had clocks (or timers) on them, so they may have been Vietnam TIMES brand ranges, I'm possibly sure. At least, a definitely maybe, if alternate histories are allowed. Maybe he self-identifies as a kitchen appliance? It was shortly after the sixties, so, like wow, he can mostly remember it, right, groovy babies?

Posted by: Rolf at January 23, 2019 10:56 PM (UOZJm)

938 Give the old man a break.
He has no teeth.
Maybe he wasn't lying about being a " Recon Ranger" and was trying to say he was a Freon Changer.

Posted by: Builder at January 23, 2019 11:56 PM (700/R)

939 AWOL was just deep cover for his secret missons to Cambodia. Have you ever tried to repair a communist Norge. No? Then step off h8trz.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 24, 2019 12:11 AM (prXHl)

940 920 in military terms, the left is presenting a massively target-rich environment for the lawyers.

Let it snow let it snow let it snow

Posted by: Anon at January 24, 2019 05:04 AM (yJy4c)

941 882 not "improbably modern fonts."

Beyond all reasonable doubt, fraudulent proportional spaced fonts matching precisely like a fingerprint the spacing and dot-level characteristics of Microsoft word 2000.

Other word processors processors had very different fingerprints. I know because I tried it after the Little Green Footballs expose (before I sat shiva for LGF'e proprietor after he went mad).

There was never anything to argue about and the weeks and months of debate about authenticity was all a big f*cking waste of time

1. The documents being fabrications
2. Dan Rather and his entire organization being buffoons

Posted by: Anon at January 24, 2019 05:15 AM (yJy4c)

942 with Drudge, Breitbart and Daily Caller being put on the non-news source list by Microsoft. I suppose we should feel safe that Wapo is right there at the top of the list with CNN as the actual news sources.

Posted by: Drider at January 24, 2019 05:43 AM (pAKJH)

943 For Vietnam Times, make it Suntory times.

Posted by: Syme at January 24, 2019 06:09 AM (iLvK8)

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