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The Morning Rant
(CBD is on the lam, hiding from bill collectors due to some ill-advised sports betting, so we're switching days. The punctured chimp will be back tomorrow.)
"Yesterday I discussed how the debunking of the run-with-it-no-matter-what media narrative regarding the Covington Catholic School kids and how that version is going to be the one cemented in the heads of progs ever after. Perhaps some enterprising conservative group should start publishing something they could call The Catalog of Left-Wing Bullshit to keep track of all of the false narratives spewed out by progressives. Like the 'hands up don't shoot' one where Michael Brown got shot in the back for doing nothing. You morons came up with some good examples in the comments, among them: a climate of right-wing hate in Dallas led to Kennedy's assassination. And civil rights laws were passed over Republican opposition. And back in the year something something, the Republican and Democrat parties magically switched sides overnight. And the United States is the only Western country to have slavery. And the Founders thought blacks were only three-fifths people. And on and on. The problem is, The Catalog of Left-Wing Bullshit would have to be updated with a new edition every year, like a yearbook, to keep up with the dizzying torrent of garbage narratives pumped out by the prog media. As Reagan said in a more charitable era, 'the trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.'"
Exhibit A, "Trump-Inspired Racism":
1) I've tweeted already about why the contrition & apologies towards the #Covington kids is misplaced and wrong. But their Trump-inspired racism & bullying is not new - we've seen this in schools across the country since Trump's emergence in 2015. Here's some evidence:
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) January 21, 2019
*THREAD*
A Request:
345 Hey Oregon Muse - would it be possible to post the names of the mystery celebs the following day? You know, like the way the newspaper publishes the answer to yesterday's crossword puzzle? I love the pics, but I hate that "Oh, that's . . . that's . . . that's whatzername?" feeling. It would be nice to get the correct answer at some point.I haven't bothered with making big "reveal" announcements because the identities of my pics usually get guessed correctly early on in the comments. Or, it's obvious who it is. Also, I don't post every day, and most of you morons have tiny attention spans, so there's that. But I will give it a try and see how it works out. Another idea would be for me to post the identities on the same thread as soon as ace posts over my thread. I could even invisiblize it so the latecomers wouldn't be left out. Monday's celebs were Jan 'WKRP' Smithers and, of course, the Hon. Congressman Dan Crenshaw.
Posted by: biancaneve at January 21, 2019 11:54 AM (hkMx0)
Bill Kristol- The Early Years:
The Hottest Ticket In Town:
If Satan Drove A UPS Truck:
Seems Appropriate For Today:
(click for enlargement)
(h/t to the morons in yesterday's thread who suggested this visual pun)
"Hi, I'm Danny And I've Dug 17 Tunnels Entirely With My Face."
Shamelessly Pandering To the 'Ettes:
(click to see Dan bigger)
Dan's lovely wife Tara (she's the one on the right) most likely believes herself to be the most fortunate woman in the world.
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(When it comes to his wife anyways... the eye thing... yeah not so lucky. It sucks being a one-eye. Had to do it myself for quite some time after a vitrectomy).
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I've tweeted already about why the contrition & apologies towards the #Covington kids is misplaced and wrong.
Geeeze, what an asshole.
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--
From the look of her, he thinks the same thing.
A marriage is a good one when both parties think they got the better end of the deal.
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Some enterprising young lawyer should file a class action lawsuit against CNN for all of the stories that they published that THEY KNEW were false.
Consumer fraud action.
They sell a product that they represent as truthful and we rely on that product in our daily and business interactions.
By knowingly publishing false information regarding Russian Collusion, events in Washington, investors, business and citizens in the democratic process are harmed.
The class would consist of all cable subscribers whose receive CNN.
Class action suit against CNN on behalf of the subscribers for consumer fraud.
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I've tweeted already about why the contrition & apologies towards the #Covington kids is misplaced and wrong.
Geeeze, what an asshole.
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Collective guilt.
White people are responsible for every sin by every white person ever.
Unless they make proper contrition to the progressive gods of government, identity politics, and abortion.
Any other ethnic group? They are the oppressed (even in places where they are literally the only ones there) and cannot be held responsible for their sins, even the ones committed by the individual.
It's #Science.
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2. The SB will be a snoozer since the Patriots will run away with it. Oh well, it's just an excuse to make nachos anyway.
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Unlike supposedly cool Robert Francis O, who looks dorky. (I'm not going to lie, I am partial to his tall lanky look, even his dork face sometimes, but you will not see me running around claiming he is "hot". Even I have standards.)
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Which is why contrition and apologies need to be enforced, just like the left tries to do.
Bend the knee, lefties.
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Which is why contrition and apologies need to be enforced, just like the left tries to do.
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yeah, the way Frankovitch handled it was the model. dribble some mealy mouthed crap about the tone and don't apologise to the kids.
reminds me. what is Bishop Foys saying? has he ate his own words yet?
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Good.
And every time some Native American is lauded, call out the slavery and murder practiced by Native Americans against other Native Americans. We cannot support such monsters.
Turn about is fair play.
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Interesting to see actors you know in these movies. Like Jeff Goldblum as a whacked out rapist.
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4 was a Golan-Globus production, so you know it was good.
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We had to be there at 5:30 am!
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Interesting to see actors you know in these movies. Like Jeff Goldblum as a whacked out rapist.
Or the guy who played the a-hole reporter in Diehard with a reverse Mohawk and facepaint - because that's how gangs in NYC rolled in the 80s, I guess.
4 was a Golan-Globus production, so you know it was good.
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The original is a striking drama about a man who has been failed by a system designed to protect him and his family from violence. He takes up the gun because he has no other choice. It's ultimately both sad and kind of terrifying.
2 immediately turns the whole thing into a cartoon.
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Of course, if you scroll thru his vomi, er, twatter, he does nothing of the sort, so there's that.
But he is an al jazeera "reporter", so it's time to point and laugh.
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The Cincinnati Kid, as Steve McQueen's love interest. Great movie.
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AP has a new story about the Covington kids saying that "dueling accounts have emerged" over what really happened. No there is what really happened and the left trying to do a CYA
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"Their truth"
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2 immediately turns the whole thing into a cartoon.
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Death Wish 1 is a drama.
Death Wish 2+ are action movies. Different genres, different pleasures.
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Good that you were there to support your wife.
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We had to be there at 5:30 am!''
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I don't even think the sequels are particularly good action movies. Bronson was old, too old, to do anything remotely physical, and the basic setups became so thoroughly ridiculous so quickly that the series became a parody of itself by the 3rd movie.
From a "so bad it's good" perspective, I kind of get it, but that's it.
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It's not that big - just the photo angle.
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She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld
She's wearing Ambush and a French twist
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We had to be there at 5:30 am!
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Sue ALL of these Lefty orcs, please!!!
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real journalists would be calling them up asking them why they were harassing everyone around them
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It's ok. They think black people are lesser creatures, incapable of agency. So nothing they do can be held against them.
Hence no outrage against the people uttering truly vile things.
Progressives are quite racist. They msu try to cover their racism up in virtue signaling and wokeness, but it's still racism.
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"Who are all those old people?"
--High School Kid
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I thought that was Ann Margaret. Was Miss Weld in that one too? Gosh it's been ages since I saw that movie. My best memory of that one was Joan Blondell as the dealer.
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Like Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House. Charisma and a melodious voice work wonders in men.
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For some reason I keep remembering a quote from now Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearings:
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There's only a few days left to post a pic of January Jones
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Could post His Girl Friday star Rosalind Russel in a few days
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When you get flagged for waving a hand in a QB's face, you ought to get to whack the receiver downfield.
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2019 11:32 AM (C4fwM)
Short version: Trump is our Devil.
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Liberal logic. Trump-inspired racism. But this country was ALWAYS racist.
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Seriously? Good for him.
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Heh. I had forgotten that. Good one.
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With George H.W. Bush flying an SR-71 to Tehran for the negotiations.
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Death Wish 1 is a drama.
Death Wish 2+ are action movies. Different genres, different pleasures.
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From a "so bad it's good" perspective, I kind of get it, but that's it.
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Bronson in Death Wish 2+ is an avenger. He's the old generation settling the hash of the animal children of the baby boom.
I rather like them. Sure, he's not as physical as a John Claude Van Damm but there is a stony strength, an inexorable doom to the man. He's a man who will pull the trigger without hesitating.
Old Man Punisher, if you will.
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Just another aspect of the complete fakery of the whole debacle.
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What strikes me most about the whole thing. The Indian was the aggressor. He was playing a drum, chanting some nonsense, and walked up to the kid and invaded his space.
Kid turned the other cheek, and just smiled. Not a word said. He could not even UNDERSTAND what the Indian was chanting.
Yet is now receiving death threats.
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And every parent should begin a boycott against the weekly collection until the diocese does the right thing, which is likely never.
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Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2019 11:33 AM (QkjLD)
Stallone, Schwarzenegger, John Wayne, Bruce Willis. You can keep them. Tough guys on screen only.
My second choice would be Steve McQueen.
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I rather like them. Sure, he's not as physical as a John Claude Van Damm but there is a stony strength, an inexorable doom to the man. He's a man who will pull the trigger without hesitating.
Old Man Punisher, if you will.
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''The Cincinnati Kid, as Steve McQueen's love interest. Great movie.''
I thought that was Ann Margaret. Was Miss Weld in that one too?
Gosh it's been ages since I saw that movie. My best memory of that one
was Joan Blondell as the dealer.
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From a "so bad it's good" perspective, I kind of get it, but that's it.
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As I recall, they had to keep his action scenes to 30 seconds or less, cuz he smoked like a chimney and got winded very quickly.
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That one always baffled me. How could he possibly have pulled that off, to begin with and why would they even listen? He was behind in the polls most of the race, in what possible way would he have leverage or any power to get that to take place against the sitting president who seemed like he would be reelected??
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Colleague John Roberts rpts Trump intends to forge ahead with State of the Union next week. WH wants to schedule walkthrough, which was canceled last week
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Also, Soldier in the Rain. With Jackie Gleason. Kind of weird and sad
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Candidate Reagan negotiated a delay in the Iranian hostages release to hurt Carter in the election. Dems still believe this.
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Heh. I had forgotten that. Good one.
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And George H.W. Bush flew to Iran in a SR-71 to make the deal.
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Old Man Punisher, if you will.
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Protecting the innocent weak against the evil strong.
It's extra-judicial, but it's still Justice.
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Have you seen the clip of Liam Neeson jumping a fence in Taken 3?
It cuts about 14 times in 10 seconds to hide the fact that it's not the thousand year old Neeson doing any of it.
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Rams win - "If it wasn't for that non-call they would've never been there."
Patriots win - "The Saints should've been their opponent."
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Yeah, like Richard Boone, he's so ugly he goes around the barn and winds up kinda good-looking.
Bronson worked with Robert Vaughn in Magnificent Seven, of course. I'm not sure how he knew David McCallum. But Bronson wound up with McCallum's first wife, Jill Ireland, back in 1966 or so. And Bronson looked craggy even then.
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Yep. I figured I'd be well into my dirt-nap by the time the country Balkanized itself. Seems the Left desperately wants this, so I'm no longer so certain that I won't be a participant, as everyone will be.
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''The Cincinnati Kid, as Steve McQueen's love interest. Great movie.''
I thought that was Ann Margaret. Was Miss Weld in that one too?
Gosh it's been ages since I saw that movie. My best memory of that one
was Joan Blondell as the dealer.
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All-Star ensemble cast. If you play poker, a must see movie.
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"You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you're second best."
Honestly surprised me, that ending. But strangely satisfying.
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Good.
And every time some Native American is lauded, call out the slavery and murder practiced by Native Americans against other Native Americans. We cannot support such monsters.
Turn about is fair play.
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Stallone, Schwarzenegger, John Wayne, Bruce Willis. You can keep them. Tough guys on screen only.
My second choice would be Steve McQueen."
Give me Kurt Russell with an eyepatch!
Or maybe Bruce Campbell, because he'll always come up with some shit.
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This. I never tire of reminding lefty virtue signalers that Elizabeth Warren's beloved Cherokee Nation fought on the side of the Confederacy so that they could keep their black slaves.
Or about how during the Obama Administration the Cherokee Nation kicked out 2,800 members who were descendants of Cherokee slaves.
High cheekbones, high pocrisy?
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Snort.
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Posted by: smilin jack at January 22, 2019 11:39 AM (yDxHh)
Exactly like the Russian collusion that brought their worst possible foe into power.
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And George H.W. Bush flew to Iran in a SR-71 to make the deal.
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But, they won't accept his actual secret trips to central America to reign in the contras
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Honestly surprised me, that ending. But strangely satisfying.
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Did Ladyfingers cheat-deal the hand to The Man?
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Interesting point, oh Ape One.
I'll one step further.
Some enterprising young lawyer should file a class action lawsuit
against CNN for all of the stories that they published that THEY KNEW
were false.
Consumer fraud action.
They sell a product that they represent as truthful and we rely on that product in our daily and business interactions.
By knowingly publishing false information regarding Russian
Collusion, events in Washington, investors, business and citizens in the
democratic process are harmed.
The class would consist of all cable subscribers whose receive CNN.
Class action suit against CNN on behalf of the subscribers for consumer fraud.
1. If CNN claims to be reporting political "news" that is clearly false (as evidenced by their numerous retractions), then they deserve to have their WH press passes revoked. The American electorate cannot control its government as designed by the Founders if the only information we receive is opinion instead of facts.
2. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)
That's my gig!
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They also vacated the stay 5-4 on Trump's no military trannies policy, which means it's likely to be upheld. You'll never guess how the voting broke down.
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About a year after filming the movie, Bronson's wife divorced him. A few years later, McCallum and Ireland got divorced. Then later Jill and Charles married and they stayed married until her death.
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If there was one guy from Hollywood that I could use in a street fight, it be Charles Bronson.
Stallone, Schwarzenegger, John Wayne, Bruce Willis. You can keep them. Tough guys on screen only.
My second choice would be Steve McQueen.
by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2019 11:33 AM (RpM6k)
Lee Marvin would kick Steve McQueen's ass.
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Yeah, I hope the quality doesn't dip.
I think my meal was over $200 but it was worth it. You budget for stuff like that when you go.
Vegas no longer has the draw for me that it used to. I can see how tired and tawdry it really is, behind the lights. But it does have some good things, worth traveling for.
See also: Fantasy at the Luxor
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Absolutely. (And completely ripped off by Sharon Stone in The Quick and the Dead).
I hated "Once Upon a Time in the West" the first time I tried to watch it, but that was because my girlfriend brought it over and I hated her that night.
It's now one of my favorites.
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Lee Marvin would kick Steve McQueen's ass.
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Nice of you to cover for him, OMuse, but I think you need to come clean: CBD got locked in the bar overnight again, didn't he.
He passed out in the men's room. The cleanup crew didn't find him until sunrise.
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Honored Tribal Elder and Spokesperson.
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About a year after filming the movie, Bronson's wife divorced him. A few years later, McCallum and Ireland got divorced. Then later Jill and Charles married and they stayed married until her death.
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She died when Bronson squinted too hard.
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REIN in, for God's sake, REIN in. As in to slow down a horse by shortening the...here it comes...REINS.
Thank you for this opportunity to exercise my inner pedant.
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I think you're right. I forgot about Lee Marvin.
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It's a tie for last place.
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I've been to Vegas too many times to count.
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He had chunks of guys like that in his stool!
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About a year after filming the movie, Bronson's wife divorced him. A few years later, McCallum and Ireland got divorced. Then later Jill and Charles married and they stayed married until her death.
So which one of them wrote 'Layla'?
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Is drumming by itself music? And the "Hiya, hiya, hiya" vocals are so lame.
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Eventually, the only long remembered point of the Covington BS will be
"These
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On account of the three mob families that were backing him.
Otherwise, he was skinny dude who could be earth-slammed by a cancer patient.
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Check: Florida - Yes.
Carry on.
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He throws Charles Bronson around like 100 times with the same judo move in Red Sun.
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It's a shame there's never a falling slate roof tile when you need one.
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Gosh I miss all those real men actors. So many squishes today. Phony men.
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Hands up, don't root!
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I didn't see the Mentor guy in the Winnebago, but I'm hoping it was just an oversight.
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And Al Gore won the 2000 election.
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2019 11:45 AM (C4fwM)
Liberal logic. Trump-inspired racism. But this country was ALWAYS racist.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 22, 2019 11:32 AM
Another perfect example of cognitive dissonance from the left. Two opposing points of view being equally valid.
Like George Bush is stupid. Followed by, he's a genius who brought down the Twin Towers with controlled demolition and didn't leave a trace!
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I need to get back to working out.
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The question remains unasked:
"What was he doing *off* the rez, anyway?"
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They tell me fire can't melt steel.
Posted by: Andrew Carnegie at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)
Honored Tribal Elder and Spokesperson.
Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2019 11:41 AM (MxEKc)
I believe the esteemed tribal elder was actually a RETCON Ranger during the Vietnam "times"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (f3oO4)
Jack Palance could be very scary. Don't forget about him.
Posted by: Tuna at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2019 11:36 AM (7MRhd)
And they stayed married until she died in 1990, iirc. I guess Ireland knew what she wanted in a man.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 22, 2019 11:48 AM (pXzho)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (C4fwM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (f3oO4)
Retcon indeed.
Posted by: Someguy at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (WYC5Y)
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Jimmy Stewart would call an air strike. And then he would jump into the cockpit and lead the mission
Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (Pqytn)
Jack Palance could be very scary. Don't forget about him.
Posted by: Tuna at January 22, 2019 11:47 AM (jm1YL)
Christopher Lee would shiv the lot of them before they knew what was happening.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (pXzho)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (3HNOQ)
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Don't lie. He's always pissed at us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (XSSCs)
Very pretty lady.
Was once married to Dudley Moore. The Fak??
Posted by: dananjcon at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (xqfqx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2019 11:22 AM (/tuJf)
A slightly older Christina Ricci? yum...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 22, 2019 11:45 AM (PFy0L)
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I......I don't have a Winnebago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (xa6W5)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 22, 2019 11:42 AM (40WkV)
Sean Bean... there are stories out there about him in actual bar fights.
Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (NgKpN)
Woody Strode. Black actor who played in the NFL and was a decathlete.
He was in a ton of great movies and I am sure he had to fight his way through certain situations in life.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (RpM6k)
Yul Brynner. Small man, small-man psychosis. The kind you have to kill to end the fight.
Posted by: Zod at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Read Philippians 4:4-9
When my polio flared up after 51 years, I was confined to bed with debilitating weakness. I felt helpless and utterly useless, What good is my life, I thought. I can barely take care of myself, let alone help anyone else. My husband reassured me with, "You probably haven't finished your work yet"
One night I had a vivid dream: many children approached me, and I laid my hands on their heads, praying for each one. When I awoke I wondered ,Is prayer the "work" I have yet to do? Who needs my prayers?
The next day, a television reporter highlighted an amber alert for a child in Iowa, Then the late news showed photos of two children whose father had died while serving in the U.S Army. Each tragedy and need became my prayer assignment and I asked God to care for these children. During my three months of bed rest prayer assignments changed my mood as well as my attitude. Prayer was the work I could do.
Prayer is a privilege God gives each of us to bless others. Besides enriching our lives and the lives of those for whom we pray, our prayers for others will someday bring our Master's commendation: "Well done, good and faithful servant" (Matthew 25:21)
Helen Haidle (Oregon)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (nPGq2)
"It remains quite likely that the trade spat with the U.S. has played a part in this latest slowdown," CMC Markets chief market analyst Michael Hewson said.
"But investors should also factor in that it simply isn't possible for the Chinese economy to grow at the pace that it has over the last 10 years, in the next 10 years."
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2019 11:50 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)
Christopher Lee could handle them all at once!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2019 11:51 AM (f3oO4)
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Jimmy Stewart would stammer them both to death.
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And when you get stammered to death, the end will seem a blessing.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2019 11:51 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 22, 2019 11:29 AM (XSSCs)
Yeah, not even action flicks. Bronson goes and buys a Cadillac for cash to use it as a bait car, the hooligans go after it, he goes out to confront them, they say what are you going to do, he just pulls out a pistol and shoots them.
The full-on riot with all the cops and motorcycle gangs iwas, umm, not believable.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM (9VeU0)
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Was that the one with Darryl Hannah?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM (lLoBm)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM (6Jh/O)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM (Hx3Yn)
FenelonDirection18 at sign g mail.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (pXzho)
I swear I was typing before you posted that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (f3oO4)
''The Professionals''. Populated by a bunch of macho men and one very beautiful woman.
Posted by: Tuna at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (jm1YL)
A Florida police department says an officer ran over two people who were lying in a dark roadway
Why did the Florida Man lay in the road?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (TAmPV)
Also he stayed qualified all the way up through B-52s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (lLoBm)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2019 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
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I saw a segment on Mysteries at the Museum (Travel Channel) where Stalin sent 2 assassins to kill John Wayne in the '50s. The FBI tipped him off and he conducted a sting operation and captured them both.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 22, 2019 11:53 AM (xqRaG)
This is how dearly they need the narrative to stick.
Sue ALL of these Lefty orcs, please!!!
Posted by: Lizzy
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Ah Snopes.. that bastion of truth that isn't biased at all. Nope, not when the co-owners are both flaming DIVORCED liberals who are suing each other of infidelity, fraud, and other crap. No thanks, have no reason to believe a word of what they spew.
*points at them and laughs*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 22, 2019 11:54 AM (a3tan)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2019 11:55 AM (QkjLD)
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Russian supersonic bomber crashes in Murmansk region
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Was that the one with Darryl Hannah?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM
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You're thinking of when she gets bent over in Gang Bang Of The Cave Bear.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2019 11:55 AM (RVcmP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehdi_Hasan#Views_and_opinions
He thinks Iran should have nukes. But he's moderate: "While Muslims 'have every right to be angry', such 'anger, however, is not an excuse for extremism.'" Gee thanks. That's mighty noble of him to concede that.
He also objects to the the "stereotype" of the Middle Eastern born Muslim terrorist on the grounds that many of the Muslims that commit terrorist acts in Europe were born in Europe. Yeah. So how about a Muslim immigration ban to avoid adding to their numbers, and rounding up and executing or expelling the "known wolves"? Or just annihilate the no-go zones. The English could use the actions against the Philadelphia MOVE commune in 1985 as a template.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2019 11:56 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 22, 2019 11:56 AM (K1Wjq)
versions out as well, and supposedly one/several of the folks involved
w/the body construction were on the team that built the Jag D Type
body...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 22, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Check this one out:
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3337/3238778585_20bdf57661_b.jpg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2019 11:56 AM (nPGq2)
Also because you have no idea what Diana Rigg looked like back in the day.
Posted by: NCC at January 22, 2019 11:57 AM (9zJPQ)
Now, brits? Better.
Speaking of which, my pick for scrapper - Oliver Reed - he would have kicked ass and possibly also f*cked it, depending on drunkenness.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 22, 2019 11:57 AM (Rarvo)
real journalists would be calling them up asking them why they were harassing everyone around them
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power
I posted something similar to this the other day. Reverse the skin colors of the taunted and tauntee here and D.C. would be a 3 alarm fire from the rioting and looting already.
Posted by: BifBewalski - from my sofa king we todd did work laptop at January 22, 2019 11:58 AM (td8Ta)
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Was her nickname "Tig"
Posted by: wrg500 at January 22, 2019 11:56 AM
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She was one of the earliest Hollywood trannies. They called her "Stick".
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2019 11:59 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2019 12:00 PM (QkjLD)
I'd almost drink Labatts if they delivered it in that rig!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 22, 2019 12:00 PM (f3oO4)
Also he stayed qualified all the way up through B-52s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 22, 2019 11:5
He flew a couple of secret bombing missions over Hanoi as an observer and strategist.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 22, 2019 12:01 PM (kqf/5)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 22, 2019 12:01 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 22, 2019 12:04 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2019 12:06 PM (/qEW2)
Didn't show any of the video of the four jerks who shouted the racist, anti-gay slurs.
We are CNN. I know you are.
Posted by: smilin jack at January 22, 2019 12:08 PM (yDxHh)
"War hero".
I sometimes think we need to go to some form of compulsory military service just so that this 'every trooper is a hero' bullshit is firmly flushed.
Have had plenty of relatives with foot lockers and cans of Brasso. My father and various uncles on both sides mustered out or retired as everything from corporals to colonels. Have some beautiful Japanese butterfly coasters from one who flew Cougars over Korea*. None said much about their time, none would claim those around them were uniformly heroes or cowards. It was something you had to do, some made opportunities from it and some just endured it and some suffered from it.
My father was not unhappy about my brother pursuing various deferments in the '60s. I filled out my selective service card a few weeks after the Mayaguez. It seemed like a really bad time to be in uniform and with the abandonment of the draft that was no longer hanging over my head.
The volunteer force and the post-Cold-War shrinkage brings about good and bad, part of the bad is that the experience is now more narrowly shared, and we're kinda back to 'Tommy this and Tommy that...'
* Probably the quietest of my uncles. He drove a VW Bug convertible and never used the clutch but from a stop, but you could never feel a shift.
Posted by: JEM at January 22, 2019 12:08 PM (8erNz)
Joey Heatherton refined the term.
Posted by: creeper at January 22, 2019 12:14 PM (ey3Yt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 22, 2019 12:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2019 11:24 AM (RVcmP)
So she's the one holding the stinking plumbing in this place together.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2019 12:20 PM (T71PA)
Joey Heatherton refined the term.
Posted by: creeper at January 22, 2019 12:14 PM (ey3Yt)
Ariana Grande is keeping it alive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 22, 2019 12:20 PM (bcbK8)
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Russian supersonic bomber crashes in Murmansk region
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Was that the one with Darryl Hannah?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 22, 2019 11:52 AM
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You're thinking of when she gets bent over in Gang Bang Of The Cave Bear.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2019 11:55 AM (RVcmP)
It was an 'inspiring' story for me and other lads my age.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 22, 2019 12:23 PM (bcbK8)
https://tinyurl.com/y8u4l9vq
mmmm .... bourbon and bacon
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2019 12:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rayra at January 22, 2019 12:25 PM (Pgsaa)
"Sound the horn, call the cry"
Posted by: Cambreadth at January 22, 2019 12:25 PM (bZwzw)
Posted by: The Rajah at January 22, 2019 12:26 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2019 11:33 AM (bim/x)
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Well, maybe the next time, we'll have a new young, female justice on the court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at January 22, 2019 11:34 AM (XSSCs)
PLEASE not Amy Coney Barrett. She appears to be very much a squish on immigration issues.
Posted by: Doc Nova at January 22, 2019 01:04 PM (Lsu/B)
Posted by: emanations & penumbras at January 22, 2019 07:59 PM (WusEB)
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