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In Cairo, Mike Pompeo Repudiates, Mocks Obama's 2009 Cairo Speech
Below is an auto-transcript of some of it. It was garbled in places. I've taken my best guess as to how the actual speech read.
The New York Post writes up the speech.
These fundamental misunderstandings set forth in this city in 2009 adversely affected the lives of hundreds of millions of people in Egypt and all across the region. Remember, it was here, here in this city that another American stood before you. He told you that radical islamist terrorism does not stem from an ideology. He told you that 9/11 led my country to abandon its ideals, particularly in the Middle East. He told you that the united States and the Muslim world needed, quote: A new new begin beginning, end of quote. The results of these misjudgments have been dire. In falsely seeing ourselves as a force for what ails the Middle East, we were timid in asserting ourselves when the times and our partners demanded it. We grossly under estimated the tenacity and viciousness of radical islamism, a debauched strain of the faith to seeks upend every every form of governance. ISIS drove to the outskirts of Baghdad as America hesitated. They raped and pillaged and murdered tens of thousands of innocence. They burned the caliphate across Syria and Iraq and launched across continents. America's reluctance, our reluctance, to wield our influence kept us silent as the people of Iran rose up against the mullahs in Tehran in the green revolution.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 11:49 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 11:49 AM (d7Ww2)
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Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 11:50 AM (NgKpN)
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Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)
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Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 10, 2019 11:51 AM (3GRO9)
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)
However, she is playing one of her characteristic little tricks -- one of the reasons we love her so much!
She is wearing a 3D-printed mask and a wig to look exactly like me! You can't tell us apart!
So if it looks as if I'm casting two votes in conference, actually that's both me and Justice Ginsburg.
She's such a scamp!
Posted by: Justice Kagan at January 10, 2019 11:51 AM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: wooga at January 10, 2019 11:51 AM (n5VsB)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 11:51 AM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Ever at January 10, 2019 11:52 AM (1Zh0U)
Huh? Wah? I'm not in power?
*pulls on doobie*
I'm the MAAAAANNN. Right, Reggie?
/TehWon
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 10, 2019 11:53 AM (UFKl5)
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Posted by: HA at January 10, 2019 11:53 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 10, 2019 11:53 AM (JUOKG)
F'ed over XOM stockholders, too. How's the white elephant in Spring working out, farker...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (LX21o)
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Alexandria! Ocasio! Cortez! at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (uloIh)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (uLp9h)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 10, 2019 11:54 AM (jYje5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 11:55 AM (O636P)
Feeeeeelings, ohohohhhooo feeeeeelings...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)
1) Active voice. (Not "mistakes were made" but "I made a mistake")
2) Mostly short, declarative sentences. ("This was bad" not "there a number of potentially deleterious consequences to the followed course of action")
Dust off your Strunk & White if you want to write effective political speeches.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2019 11:55 AM (cxHbL)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (vCA4F)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 10, 2019 11:56 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:55 AM (I2dne)
I fucked up. I fixed it.
Whaddya think ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (uLp9h)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Objection! Assuming facts not in evidence since Michelle keeps them in her clutch purse.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (O636P)
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (pMYhm)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (qESAy)
Whaddya think ?
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (uLp9h)
++++++++++++
Assuming I know the context of the fuck-up, we're good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (G0vdT)
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Smith and Wesson isn't the only S&W you'll have to pry from my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Ahoy! at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (2Mnv1)
+++++++++++++
No major politician in my lifetime had such an obvious tell. When TFG said, "Let me clear ..." you knew a whopper was coming next. Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (O636P)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM (O636P)
Or in "her" own damn scrotum...
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Jon Anderson, in and around the lake at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (t2P6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (qESAy)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)
(tsk, tsk, so uncivilized - is what I imagine that fat fuck Kristol would say).
Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (a0IVu)
Clarity!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 11:58 AM (EMrMF)
Sturm und Dang: A Liberal's Guide To The Southern Trumpendaemmerung.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:00 PM (Bdeb0)
The Unapologetic Tour
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 10, 2019 12:01 PM (UbFs9)
Bullshit. Read a koran once in awhile.
Viciousness IS islam.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:01 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:01 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:01 PM (O636P)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 11:57 AM
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Nah, too dirty and hot. Give us the cash instead.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: New CWL at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (yDxHh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (qESAy)
Posted by: Webster's at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (z/Fq4)
Bullshit. Read a koran once in awhile.
Viciousness IS islam.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:01 PM (EMrMF)
If they're all debauched, then this one is too.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (KUaJL)
Like the GOPe engaging in political theater with al of those ObamaCare repeals passed while Obama was president, the Democrats engage in their own version of political theater. Like "Rent" only with more gayness.
NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sylvester The Cat at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)
That's probably how the mincy little faggot opened up a bluff with something like 2-7. "Let me be clear" - then pushes his chips.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 12:02 PM (uLp9h)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 12:03 PM (zmIJL)
Posted by: Defenestratus at January 10, 2019 12:03 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Former President Cock Curious at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (2Mnv1)
Magnus Pompeii
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (UbFs9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (O636P)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 12:03 PM (zmIJL)
What's he going to do, bleed on her?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (hLRSq)
"...we lost a guy once, south of the Mat. Freak accident, the engine quit and he couldn't fire it back up. Crash landing. We sent over a recovery crew, but it was too late. The Aztecs had got to him first, and they made him pay. Naked, staked to a red ant hill. They said he probably lived for almost a day. After that, I swore I'd keep one bullet for myself."
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 12:03 PM (zmIJL)
Eh, she'll just peg him harder for being impertinent.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)
That goes without saying.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (q7IoS)
I won't know what to think until I consume Tater's Take™.
Posted by: NPC_10011111 at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2019 12:05 PM (UGqF8)
Viciousness IS islam. "
Mothers cease your weeping
calm may be your sleeping
you and yours in safety now
the Harlech men are keeping...
the "Harlech men" are in charge, thankfully so.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vanya at January 10, 2019 12:05 PM (7PLM4)
Bill Clinton's lower-lip-biting thing was a pretty solid tell, too.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)
What does she care? 'Date Night' gets him out of the house.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 12:05 PM (jyVW0)
Everything dat guy just said was bullshit.
Posted by: Mike "Vinny" Pompeo at January 10, 2019 12:06 PM (UGqF8)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:06 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:04 PM
At least his heart was still in it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)
That goes without saying.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer
...............
but now you've said it twice!
oops.. 3 times!
Posted by: Sylvester The Cat at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (so+oy)
They raped and pillaged and murdered tens of thousands of innocence.
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Innocents???
Please tell me that was a Post fuck up and not State.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (8XRCm)
Bill Kristol is such a friend of Israel boys.
Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (9vRlA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: AP Fake News at January 10, 2019 12:08 PM (UbFs9)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:06 PM (BXMxN)
...........
Probably about as much as Billz and Hillz.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ma Duece at January 10, 2019 12:08 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM (UGqF8)
Does he talk about Hillary/Cameron and their escalation into regime change in Libya, perhaps with intent to flood Europe with jihadists (as Gadaffi had promised would happen)? Hilda laughed "we came, we saw, he died, chortle" ... but wasn't our ambassador left to die due to that gun running to ISIS/Al Qaeda, and when the Libyan armories were left open (after Hillary's hair-brained regime change) ... thousands of shoulder fired missiles were lost in the wind. (supposedly Stevens was involved in that recovery effort?)
But Pompeo does seem more clear eyed ... but we have to fight for American causes and sovereign Western state causes, not help the globalists destroy the West (as is ongoing) on their new world order pathway.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM (mpXpK)
Bill Kristol is such a friend of Israel boys.
Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2019 12:07 PM (9vRlA)
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*hebraic blood boils in veins*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM (qESAy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)
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There are those who say that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (v2/Hn)
Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM
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Oh, I think he made it very clear. "Another 'American.'"
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (NtglE)
That speech was as anti-AMerican and historically stupid as it gets. Barky should have been impeached over that. A President shitting all over America in a foreign land is a serious red line. ... But Barky was set on blaming America for colonialism (LOL) and helping pan-islamism sweep the arab world (as if pan-arabism wasn't bad enough).
Isn't Egypt the place where the Notorious RBG told them that the US Constitution was a piece of shit, too? She should have been impeached and tossed off the bench for that little ditty, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (so+oy)
Wut? Oh yes, that's right, George, of course.
I meant to say that the last thing we need is another Christian like me lecturing those Muslims about the Middle East.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (qESAy)
as fertilizer...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt. Attendant, Right Side at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM (67aEn)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318265/
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM (nFwvY)
And in other news - War Turtle blocked the House Dems bill to reopen the government.
But Nancy Pelosi is equal to the President!
Posted by: Latest Lefty Talking Point at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (jYje5)
No. It's just islam.
It is what it is and that's what it is.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (U96rM)
Thai Stick Rations are UP!?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (m075u)
Libya is now Somalia North.
Syria is making the Bosnian civil war seem a volleyball match.
Estranged Afghanistan and Iraq.
Tried to give Israel some bathhouse 'love' right up the squeakhole.
Almost lost Egypt.
And gave billions to Iran, a country that kills Americans around the globe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (O636P)
Posted by: AP Fake News
After exclaiming "Let my people go!"
(You have to upon leaving Egypt. It's like a law or something)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (qESAy)
Oh, sorry. I thought I was a New York Times writer responding to Obama's speech circa 2009.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (VpIIl)
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It would be interesting to know how many food stamps are being redeemed, the food sold for 1/4 the value, and the cash used to buy legal pot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (LX21o)
heh
Posted by: HA at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (MAstk)
And adverse consequences are likely higher by an equal amount.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (m075u)
I was assured it would be 100% effective.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (cfSLd)
It's something that always sticks in my mind about this... I saw an interview with Lee Harvey Oswald's father about his son's combative worldview.
He said "Lee was a Communist because everyone here was against it. If everyone were a Communist, Lee would have been an American."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (AzW6q)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318265/
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM (BXMxN)
+++++++++++++
I wonder where they set them. If they were too high, then people will go to the same dealers they always did (it's not like there wasn't already a flourishing black market) to avoid the taxes rather than because it is the only way to get the product.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (I2dne)
yeeeuuus.....pounded a flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple in obama's ass with a 2 pound sledgehammer he did.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9Om/r)
"...this one young guy, a bad apple, nobody felt good about him coming on. One day--it was hotter than hell's hinges--he hooked up canisters full of water instead of glue. Flew a repeating pattern west of Juarez, sprayed those poor souls over and over with a cool mist of water. It was cruel. This is a job, no need to draw it out. I heard he got let go for trying to mount some high-definition camera onto his plane's undercarriage. Just bad stuff."
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Growing good weed is not that easy.
It's not incredibly hard. But it is not a point and shoot effort. Not if you want the Goods.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (qESAy)
Yep. Anyone who pays for weed when it's legal is an idiot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (U96rM)
LUL California tax revenues from legalized pot are 34% below projections
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM
We're shooting for 100% mi amigo.
Posted by: The Mexican Cartel at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (VpIIl)
It's not incredibly hard. But it is not a point and shoot effort. Not if you want the Goods.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9gmA7)
I've seen the kind of people who are really dedicated to growing weed.
If they can do it well, it can't be that hard.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (KUaJL)
just used "generic" America. It was 100% Obama and the Democrat Party. I
had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:09 PM
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Oh, I think he made it very clear. "Another 'American.'"
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 12:10 PM (NtglE)
Perfectly clear. I know some people would love to see every member of Bobama's administration frogmarched to prison, or lined up and shot, but that's not going to happen.
When the US of A does what it does, regardless of who is in office, it's all of us on the hook for it. So when a member of the current Administration says "we did that in 2009," everyone knows who it was, and what it was.
And the huffing and puffing that will come, it will be real and it will be spectacular.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (a2xio)
So, they don't come close to reducing the Black Market. In fact, they aid the buyers of Black Market Weed by bringing the prices down for what is, on average, a better product than available in the Shops.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (9gmA7)
It's not incredibly hard. But it is not a point and shoot effort. Not if you want the Goods.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9gmA7)
++++++++++++++
If pot legalization continues, you're going to see a lot of industrial consolidation and most of the ground-floor outfits that got rich initially are going to disappear.
Because it's a drug, people seem to forget that marijuana is an agricultural product. Farming is hard work and factory farms (with their great economies of scale) exist for a reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (VpIIl)
It's not incredibly hard. But it is not a point and shoot effort. Not if you want the Goods.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9gmA7)
It's easier than growing many other house plants. And each plant yields a shitload of weed. A literal shitload!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:17 PM (U96rM)
Corn is legal but you don't see a lot of people growing their own.
I grow grass. The other kind. Anything else I buy cause I don't want to be a farmer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Where, exactly, is it Legal?
A Jeff Sessions will still come and take your house if you are caught by the Feds.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:17 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (O2RFr)
..........
I don't think so. But I heard The Government is shut down. Huh.
Who would've known?
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:14 PM (9gmA7)
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If you're working the crop indoors (best for QC) once you scale it out to more than about 100 mature females, it becomes pretty hard to maintain top quality without taking on employees.
I think if you're maximizing profit by doing it alone, 150 is probably the ceiling. It'll eat up all your time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (AzW6q)
This is how I know you don't know anything about frowing good weed.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (9gmA7)
And what about Hogg Boy, what is his deeply thought out opinion?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (NGURp)
Trump, "eh, you're retarded. And so is your sh1t."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (O636P)
LUL California tax revenues from legalized pot are 34% below projections
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318265/
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:11 PM (BXMxN
LOL, anyone should know from the history of moonshine that taxing weed would not work. Moonshine was easy to make if you knew how w/o making poison but it requires some skill and a lot of equipment that was relatively easy to find. But still there were a lot of people making moonshine and getting away with it.
A child can grow weed in flower pots on the front porch with no skill at all. So how are you going to tax that?
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (8D42x)
And yes, Owebama was the enemy of everything free and non-islhamic world wide.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (kJWoP)
Posted by: Colin at January 10, 2019 12:19 PM (6y72V)
Growing good weed is not that easy.
It's not incredibly hard. But it is not a point and shoot effort. Not if you want the Goods.
Posted by: garrett
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yes.. but the California law allows individual to grow 6 plants at once for personal use.
with California weather and good seed, I would think you'd be able to get some pretty good weed that would be good enough - especially since it is free!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:19 PM (so+oy)
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I prefer Obamamandius. To each his own.
And I dont think Shelley would mind at all.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
I have a buddy who is a serious grower. He has a little microscope with a USB to scope out the structure of the buds.
He'll point at, like, an orange spot and say this will give you that kind of high.
It's a cottage industry now. He showed me pictures of a show he went to where people had their booths and sold seeds, lights, enclosures, edibles, and everything else.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (qESAy)
/s/
America's Proudest Dick Sucker
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (TN1P5)
if you run this through the Leftists Always Project algorithm the result says whoever made the projection buys 34% more weed than the average.
Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (O636P)
Posted by: Apostate at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (z2FAZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (sGtp+)
Not good weed, they can't.
Seriously. It's work. It requires a lot of Power and a lot of attention re. Nutrition, length of cycles and proper processing...just to name a few hurdles.
Sorry. I know weed. Growing great weed takes a labor intensive process and quite a bit of money.
Growing ditch weed, THAT is easy.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (9gmA7)
I grow grass. The other kind. Anything else I buy cause I don't want to be a farmer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
For personal consumption (even for a major pothead) you only need to have a few plants growing. It's not difficult, at all. ANd if your seeds are from good weed then your plants are likely to be pretty damn good.
You don't have to do much beyond watering every few days and leaving the plant in the sun - or under decent lights.
I'm not talking about running a commercial farm, just having a few plants around the house. It's as easy as growing anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:13 PM (qESAy)
Yep. Anyone who pays for weed when it's legal is an idiot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (U96rM)
And thus the War on Drugs goes into hyper-viciousness as it becomes the War on the Tax Dodgers.
(I guess the libertarian boys didn't think *that one* all the way through.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (hLRSq)
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)
I'll support legalized weed in my state only if there's a similar personal consumption home-grown exemption.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (uLp9h)
Has the media called Pompeo racist for criticizing Obama?
And what about Hogg Boy, what is his deeply thought out opinion?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (NGURp)
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Beat me by milliseconds.
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (Wr4LW)
with California weather and good seed, I would think you'd be able to get some pretty good weed that would be good enough - especially since it is free!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:19 PM (so+oy)
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Anywhere where lots of people are growing, you don't really want to do it outdoors... one idiot a mile away can ruin your whole crop.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM
I fought you were opposed to smoke it, not frow it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 12:22 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2019 12:22 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:18 PM (9gmA7)
I grew my own weed for years.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:22 PM (U96rM)
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PDJT's Polish speech was very satisfying. I'll look at Pompeo's -- hope he has some input into the morass of State Department budgeting -- Pompeo appears to be clear-eyed, like Sisi, about the horrors of unchecked Islamism.
Please, President Trump, figure out a way to put bases in Poland rather than Merkel/EU Germany.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 12:22 PM (MIKMs)
with California weather and good seed, I would think you'd be able to get some pretty good weed that would be good enough - especially since it is free!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2019 12:19 PM (so+oy)
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Anywhere where lots of people are growing, you don't really want to do it outdoors... one idiot a mile away can ruin your whole crop.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I doubt there's any '70's era skunk weed strains left.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (hLRSq)
Sure they did. You don't really think they were being honest when they suggest that we tax it?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (wCmLp)
Erratic motion of north magnetic pole forces experts to update model that aids global navigation.
Maybe they can put Robert Mueller on the case... Looks like a clear example of Russia collusion...
It's worse that that, it looks like Russia is trying to annex the North Magnetic Pole just like they did Crimea. Putin must be tired of getting lumps of coal in his stockings at Christmas so he's going to take over Santa's whole operation.
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (8iiMU)
Your proficiency is established. Experience is sufficient to obviate the need for credentials. Proceed.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:15 PM (U96rM)
Speaking for my small Colorado town, if you're an apartment dweller it's almost certainly in your lease that you cannot grow it, so you'll have to buy it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (t2P6q)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (Wr4LW)
Free???
Pots, fertilizer, hydropnic drippers, grow lights, stakes, flypaper rolls, security concerns, time invested.
Its like saying you eat fish for free after paying for a boat, tackle, licenses, fuel and property taxes.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
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*AHEM*
- God, getting ready
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (O636P)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (9gmA7)
This should be dedicated to the memory of Neda Soltan. What a missed opportunity for the world that was.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (RU4sa)
I'm sure My Friends son would think that.... But he died in Iraq... Yeah, I'm bitter... Fuck W...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Rev Al at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (EMrMF)
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Not the problem - THC production halts on pollination. It's essentially the female plant going into estrus, and it stops when she's fertilized.
If some nearby idiot isn't making sure to kill the males early on, you'll have an unsalable product.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (AzW6q)
Total bullshit.
Growing ditch weed, THAT is easy.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:20 PM (9gmA7)
The quality of the weed is more dependent on the quality of the seed. It all grows pretty much the same.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (U96rM)
apartment dweller it's almost certainly in your lease that you cannot
grow it, so you'll have to buy it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (t2P6q)
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Back in the 80's I knew folks who lived in Grand Junction that got a kick out of the fact that they grew it on federal land.
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (8iiMU)
When the US of A does what it does, regardless of who is in office, it's all of us on the hook for it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2019 12:16 PM (a2xio)
I've heard this argument before, and it still carries no water with me. If Nixon had been convicted, he absolutely would have been removed and imprisoned. Some of the people working for him absolutely did go to jail. And Obama's crimes are much, much worse than Nixon's. The CIA and FBI are basically partisan institutions, and openly regarded as such.
If it's politically impossible to jail the conspirators, it will be completely possible to jail the President himself. How could it not be, when law enforcement has chosen sides? So either act, or be prepared to be on the defensive against an all out attack.
Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (9vRlA)
I have a question for Vietnam vets:
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)
I don't feel like I wasted my "life", but > 50,000 other American did. what I wasted was a lot of time over there in the Tonguin Gulf.
And after the war was essentially won the Democrats cut off all funding for the South while the Russian and the Chinese were still pouring it on. We were about to dump off a hanger deck full of A-5's and had to turn around and take them back to the US.
It was at that point I truly started hating all Democrats.
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (mpXpK)
Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (8iiMU)
++++++++++
They're at the "setting the table" stage of the "we must hike taxes" platform plank. They'll do a lot of jawboning about the fifties and sixties nominal tax rates, ignore any discussion of the effective tax rates, ignore the 30% upper limit on collection in virtually any economy, and then set their mouth-breathers against each other on racing to the bottom (or top, in this case) on nominal marginal rates. See the current debate of 60% vs. 90%.
Then, once having finished the narrative-creation that higher taxes are a net good, they'll start honing the number down to somewhere in the forties or fifties so they look like reasonable compromisers in time for the campaign season to kick off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (9gmA7)
If you say so ...
Sheesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (WqPYg)
In Grand Junction they would!
And I have no doubt there are those who grow it in apartments anyway, risking eviction. But I don't think there's a single complex in this town that doesn't prohibit growing in the lease.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (t2P6q)
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No and I have a lifelong all consuming insane rage at the democrats because of that.
Obama running away from Iraq, and then setting Libya on fire along with Syria only added to it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (kJWoP)
Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 12:25 PM (WqPYg)
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When I was stationed in Hawaii back in the late 80s, there were plants growing in the gulches between Helemano and Mt Ka'ala, which were federal lands at the time.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (wCmLp)
So now they have treasury agents coming through the door instead of drug agents. And that's supposed to be an improvement?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (hLRSq)
If the action figure has the butt of the shotgun resting *on top* of his shoulder instead of tucked into it, then yes, you have a legitimate Barack Obama Seal Team 6 Action Figure, and yes, you should probably get rid of it.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (O636P)
..........
Is all the shit gonna fall off my refrigerator?
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (v0R5T)
Again, that's not true. At least 50% of your seed is gonna be trash. No matter the strain.
And, nobody grows from seed if they want a consistant product. You grow from clones of known plants.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (9gmA7)
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There is no such thing as "radical Islamism" and it is not a "debauched strain" of islam.
In fact, the koran teaches muslims that it is their duty to spread islam throughout the world. It also teaches them that non-muslims are their enemies, as well as their inferiors, and that they are justified in attacking and killing them and taking their lands and their wealth.
We in the west need to stop pretending islam is something other than what it is -- just because we wish it was something other than what it is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (O636P)
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It might be the end of the world as we know it. Most data storage is still magnetic and a pole-reversal could have very serious consequences. The internet age could basically end. A lot of the stuff out there is solid-state at this point, but not nearly enough of it and relatively little bulk storage (e.g., transactional system are okay-ish, but archives get screwed).
Not something good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (kJWoP)
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No longer raging (Praise Jesus), but just a sadness.
A very bitter sadness.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (RU4sa)
If the magnetic poles flip right now, oh boy we just might have something more pressing to worry about than Climate Change.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Just turn your compass upside down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pope John Paul II at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (Wloe5)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (Cus5s)
I'm with Garret on this one. I have a friend who grows it here in RI for medicinal purposes. Yes, he grows a lot but it is a full time job with a fairly significant financial investment. And it is very high quality.
I could grow my own corn. It probably would taste like shit but I could do it. Or I could go to the farm a mile down the road and buy it there where I can also buy beef, pork, eggs, chicken, etc.
We used to grow weed in high school at a buddy's parents house in Maine. I know how to do it It was shit but it was also free. It's not a matter of can be done it's a matter of cost/benefit.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (NGURp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (wCmLp)
So now they have treasury agents coming through the door instead of drug agents. And that's supposed to be an improvement?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Clearance at the Outrage Outlet! All Despair, Gloom 50% Off! at January 10, 2019 12:27 PM (hLRSq)
Still gonna shoot your dog.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (O636P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (fuK7c)
What is happening here is that the Canadian 'pole' is weakening and the Russian 'pole' is getting stronger, the crossover time point was during 1995-1998 three year period.
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (QkjLD)
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)
I'd ask my Vietnam Vet buddy, but the VA managed to finally kill him off last month, so I got nuthin.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Yo! at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (1XAal)
Not something good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Just run everything backwards.
/s
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (9gmA7)
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You know what I discovered?
If you keep a good clone mother around for long enough, it eventually starts producing hermaphrodites. The urge to reproduce is very powerful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yo! at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
It's madness! Madness, I tell you!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
I know, but whenever certain dates roll around, well, it gets kinda hard to pray for my enemies.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)
After the 8th generation, you need to start over.
It will go hermaphroditic as well as lose potency.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: !Oy at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
/s
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (EMrMF)
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Savers would get poorer and debtors would get richer. A lot like Fed policy, actually.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: SMOD
Russian kollushion!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (EMrMF)
HEY, Northernlurker. Dja see that link in the ONT last night about how to find someone using their cell phone #?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (mblbk)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (O636P)
So. It's hard to trust seed stock.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (NGURp)
/s
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM
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Does that include the water going down the drain in the bath tub?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (dvH9o)
Oh, and if I've never said it, THANK YOU for your service.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (F4u7C)
If the magnetic poles flip right now, oh boy we just might have something more pressing to worry about than Climate Change.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:24 PM (O636P)
Everyone's going to need a new compass?
(Yes, I'm kidding.)
Posted by: Bert G at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (OMsf+)
This links to part 2 but you can find part one by poking around. For me the easiest way to listen is to download the mp3 files from the ricochet rss feed of the podcast.
https://tinyurl.com/ydewdbb3
Trump is discussed at the end of part 2. Part 1 is his history up to the Reagan administration (he was involved with Nixon around the EPA).
His view of Trump is more positive than anyone else out there and his view of the current political situation is probably more accurate ... his only failing is somewhat soft on the left (which he more-or-less admits).
It's almost 2 hours altogether but i found it worth the time.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Penguins at the North Pole!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (EMrMF)
I work across the freeway from the Renaissance Hotel in Downtown.
just saw boobs pressed against the window.
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window.
someone is having fun
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)
HEY, Northernlurker. Dja see that link in the ONT last night about how to find someone using their cell phone #?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (mblbk)
Umm no.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (NGURp)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Yo! at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (1XAal)
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!Oy
Posted by: !Oy at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
...........
There they go. The magnetic poles have flipped.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vizzy at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (s5Khz)
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window
That's like winning a Scratch Off Lottery!
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (9gmA7)
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You know what I discovered?
If you keep a good clone mother around for long enough, it eventually starts producing hermaphrodites. The urge to reproduce is very powerful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (AzW6q)
Nature, uh, uh....*bong rip* ....finds a, uh...whoa...
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
After the 8th generation, you need to start over.
It will go hermaphroditic as well as lose potency.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM
************
Looks at 21 year old scotch...**smiles**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (dvH9o)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:31 PM (RU4sa)
Not your fault, but the sentiment is appreciated. We laid him to rest at the DFW National Cemetery last week.
I wouldn't wish the VA on anyone after watching what he went through over the last 2 years.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (dvH9o)
++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/BdDdeS997hM?t=46
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (RU4sa)
See, RUSSIANS!!!!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (uLp9h)
I have a question for Vietnam vets:
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM (RU4sa)
I don't think my life was wasted because of that war, since I got training that helped me launch a "successful career". Ended up being able to get and keep jobs that kept the family fed, etc.
I did tell my son who joined the Marines in 2001 that he'd probably end up not getting the job done because of government incompetence, and there would be more than a few people who would disapprove of him.
I'm half wrong about the last part. Most of the people I was referring to "thank him for his service" and then vote to restrict his second amendment rights.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Yo! at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (1XAal)
Cher told Pelosi to give trump his damn money for the wall...
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I SAW THAT LAST NIGHT!!!!
Holy shit. The last two firing neurons in that botox/drug addled brain of hers established a fully functioning synapse.
Stunned, I was.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)
Do cassette tapes have to point North to work?
Refrigerator magnets and magnetic data storage work on the micro magnetic level, how would a macro shift affect things?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (fuK7c)
I work across the freeway from the Renaissance Hotel in Downtown.
just saw boobs pressed against the window.
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window.
someone is having fun
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Pics or it didn't happen.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (F4u7C)
Not in my experience.
And, nobody grows from seed if they want a consistant product. You grow from clones of known plants.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:28 PM (9gmA7)
Now, this proves that you are just trying to be ridiculous. We're talking about personal use, not for commercial sale - not that cloning is all that difficult, but that isn't the point.
You are trying to make it sound as if growing weed is so, so difficult (which it isn't, not for really good weed, either) and then bringing up issues that no real pot smoker would be concerned with, anyway. The sort of consistency you're talking about is for marketing, not smoking at home.
Yes, commercial growing is difficult. Home growing is not. ANd the weed can be awesome weed without much effort, at all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (U96rM)
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm"
Here, have a leg up...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (6qErC)
just saw boobs pressed against the window.
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window.
someone is having fun
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)
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Where they nice?
Also, why do you get to have all the fun?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)
We morons (as opposed to 'ettes) could appreciate this more if you would set up a webcam.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (vWMNq)
I used to get some from a grower in Cali that came in Anchovy type cans. All sealed up. Pull tab and everything.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (9gmA7)
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window
Sorry. I tripped.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (EMrMF)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (O2RFr)
..........
This just in from Jupiter?
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 10, 2019 12:34 PM (uU9ws)
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Yeah, that kills me.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (6qErC)
Was there supposed to be a study or speech or something that was delayed?
There you go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (LX21o)
Are you immune to genetics? We've known this since a monk started studying peas.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: It's me donna
As good an explanation for pole reversal as any.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Reversed pole Johnny at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Cher told Pelosi to give trump his damn money for the wall...
Stunned, I was.
I was not. If you read the article carefully Cher is just pissed that Pelosi is wasting time rather than getting on with building the gulags.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Caliban at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (qEujL)
Umm no.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (NGURp
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Are you the dude with the brother in Pahrump?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (mblbk)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/318195/
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (BXMxN)
If you aren't cloning, you are wasting resources.
And resources cost money and time.
Again, nobody grows from seed if they want decent herb.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (9gmA7)
Vic,
lost my cousin http://www.virtualwall.org/dp/PalenscarRJ01a.htm
Pelosi is still a scrunt!
Posted by: vizzy at January 10, 2019 12:33 PM (s5Khz)
Sorry for that, Just one of the > 50,000 we lost. And that the Democrats shit all over. I think I am going to have to take break from AOS this afternoon and hit the brown. I am going to cry or rage stroke.
Posted by: Vic at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (NGURp)
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:21 PM
*************
I missed VN by 5 days. That said, with the exception of Desert Storm, the last 30 years has taught me to always ask, when I hear a general officer speak, "Sir, what does victory look like?"Few today can answer that.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (dvH9o)
Posted by: x at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
And just reminds me that I really wasted a lot of time in my youth NOT living life.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (F4u7C)
Yeah, the way she said it was an attack on Trump, but she more or less said do it because Trump won't give in.. He's DANGEROUS!
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (O2RFr)
"...the mules were the worst. It was hard enough getting across a half-mile-wide Mat of industrial adhesive, but carrying satchels full of weed? Add thirty pounds to your load, go ahead, the glue won't mind.
'Why do they bother,' a guy once asked, Bill was his name. 'They can just grow the stuff for free on this side.'
'Yeah, but growing it is harder than you think,' I heard another guy say. He had longish hair and an earring.
Bill just looked at him with a sort of 'I'll be fucked if I'm gonna bother telling you anything worth knowing.' I don't remember the other guy's name."
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (RU4sa)
It might be the end of the world as we know it. Most data storage is
still magnetic and a pole-reversal could have very serious consequences.
The internet age could basically end. A lot of the stuff out there is
solid-state at this point, but not nearly enough of it and relatively
little bulk storage (e.g., transactional system are okay-ish, but
archives get screwed).
Not something good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Just run everything backwards.
/s
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:30 PM (EMrMF)
You are talking devices with magnetism.
The poles flipping refers to the earth's magnetic field, not individual magnets on a refrigerator.
I'm not sure every device that uses magnetism would necessarily be f-d up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (uLp9h)
Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (n2qRY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (NGURp)
Going from one of the side stages to the main stage.
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (F4u7C)
--
When did we start talking about Caitlyn Jenner?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM (mblbk)
That's somebody else.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (NGURp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (NGURp)
+++++++++++
I don't care unless it makes the $300k judgement against me go away.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (I2dne)
Select your Mothers after 2/3 of a cycle.
Start cloning.
Then you are ready to start growing.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (dvH9o)
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Back in 2003, I thought victory was capturing Saddam.
Now, not so much.
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:37 PM
*****
Trumps Three Coins in a Fountain every time.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (dvH9o)
just saw boobs pressed against the window.
then I saw ANOTHER pair of boobs pressed against the window.
someone is having fun
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Are you going to make it six?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (v0R5T)
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My only issue is the DUI laws. Prescription drugs and/or marijuana are not tested and prosecuted the same. If there is parity, then okay. Some mom driving her tank dropping kids off under whatever prescription is just as at risk of license forfeiture as the drunk.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (MIKMs)
Libya is now Somalia North.
Syria is making the Bosnian civil war seem a volleyball match.
Estranged Afghanistan and Iraq.
Tried to give Israel some bathhouse 'love' right up the squeakhole.
Almost lost Egypt.
And gave billions to Iran, a country that kills Americans around the globe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:12 PM (O636P)
In Egypt didn't he dispatch Bill Ayers and Code Stink to get some MB shitstain in charge before the citizens said fuck this shit?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (O636P)
The poles flipping refers to the earth's magnetic field, not individual magnets on a refrigerator.
I'm not sure every device that uses magnetism would necessarily be f-d up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (8iiMU)
Communications, however.......
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (F4u7C)
*****
Trumps Three Coins in a Fountain every time.
----
It was a Very Good Year.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (n2qRY)
Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:23 PM (8iiMU)
++++++++++
They're at the "setting the table" stage of the "we must hike taxes" platform plank. They'll do a lot of jawboning about the fifties and sixties nominal tax rates, ignore any discussion of the effective tax rates, ignore the 30% upper limit on collection in virtually any economy, and then set their mouth-breathers against each other on racing to the bottom (or top, in this case) on nominal marginal rates. See the current debate of 60% vs. 90%.
Then, once having finished the narrative-creation that higher taxes are a net good, they'll start honing the number down to somewhere in the forties or fifties so they look like reasonable compromisers in time for the campaign season to kick off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)
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I have doubts this is going anywhere. Why? Because their are probably more rich liberals then conservatives and they don't won't there money pilfered.
The old Dem's can be controlled. The new young crazy Dems are a problem. If this high tax mantra continues, watch for these young'ns to get primaried next election.
Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (G0vdT)
Here's one of them (Cher, calling out to Pelosi and referring to Trump) : "HELL B HERO... HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH [and] STEAL UR LUNCH YOU'LL B FKD 6
WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL. HE STOPS AT NOTHING."
Posted by: mrp at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (dvH9o)
The poles flipping refers to the earth's magnetic field, not individual magnets on a refrigerator.
I'm not sure every device that uses magnetism would necessarily be f-d up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:39 PM (8iiMU)
++++++++++
Not necessarily - thus the "could." We haven't been through one in the magnetic storage age (or even in the industrial age). But magnets at the density of computer storage have very tight and very fragile polarity. It doesn't take a polarity permutation to flip enough bits to corrupt data. Magnets stuck to your fridge are a different story.
We'll find out eventually. The poles do move around sometimes...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: SMH at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: It's me donna
As good an explanation for pole reversal as any.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2019 12:36 PM (FTlwv)
Nah, we need to get Katlyn Jenner to explain Pole Reversal to us!
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (NgKpN)
Collins Joan
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2019 12:41 PM (dvH9o)
The Pacific Northwest would become the Pacific Southeast!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Penguins at the North Pole!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (EMrMF)
At least then it would make sense to have penguins as a Christmas thing.
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (MIKMs)
Sounds fair and consistent to me. It'll never work.
Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (uLp9h)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2019 12:32 PM (EMrMF)
Peter is branching out.
Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 12:43 PM (iSh8b)
Pompeo: burning down O'Barky's Cairo speech, scattering its ashes and salting its earth.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 12:43 PM (Yl3Ht)
I have no idea if there's any truth to that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 12:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:43 PM (NGURp)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (O2RFr)
How do I get a gig washing windows on that building?
Emigrate to Mexico. Renounce US citizenship. Sneak back across the border.
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (vWMNq)
A headline that SHOULD be "sprint, t-mobile and at-t caught exposing live customer locations to lowest bidder" becomes "track ANYONE'S cell phone with just a phone number".
My point is we shouldn't have to dig to find out the culprits behind our many privacy compromises and rights violations. When companies are caught, their name should go in lights.
Posted by: Pope John Paul II at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (Wloe5)
+++++++++
I mean doesn't take a *major* permutation. I accidentally a word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (I2dne)
That'll be the time on Sprockets when we dance.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2019 12:44 PM (88+cf)
Select your Mothers after 2/3 of a cycle.
Start cloning.
Then you are ready to start growing.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:40 PM (9gmA7)
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Hey. THOSE are the lyrics to a Danzig song.....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Since it's already slacking at its job I don't see why we shouldn't bench it for a few plays and see if that Antarctic kid might be able to handle game time pressure.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (fuK7c)
How so?
And resources cost money and time.
Profound.
Again, nobody grows from seed if they want decent herb.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:38 PM (9gmA7)
Sure ...
You know, I'd be willing to bet I smoked more weed in my life than you and any 3 of your friends put together, but thanks for telling me all about weed.
You remind me of the waiter who refuses to order my steak the way I want and, instead, tries to convince me that I want it cooked medium rare.
I have grown weed - from seeds, *gasp!* - that was awesome weed that reminded me of the weed it came from. It was pretty easy. As easy as growing any other plants.
But you've got this thing about making growing weed out to be akin to rocket surgery. It ain't. Even great weed. It's pretty friggin easy.
And, yes, I grew it all from seeds. ANd I didn't even buy special seeds from the seed banks in Holland. No, I used seeds from the weed I smoked and saved.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (U96rM)
Only China, Iran, and the democrat party are upset.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (pw+jk)
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I dunno but I suspect the tourettes people will be far more entertaining.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2019 12:45 PM (Wloe5)
Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: LizLem at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (hvf9s)
There was a dancer at the Hush gentlemen's club who was good at the magnetic pole flip.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (UFgOG)
>>336 Someone once told me that if the magnetic poles flip, every epileptic on earth will have a seizure at once.
Eichenwald hardest hit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2019 12:46 PM (8iiMU)
The celebrity-related ones that are so wildly improbable that you can't resist but clicking, if only to judge the craftsmanship:
Kim Kardashian's Astrophysics Dissertation--Revealed!
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Meanwhile, the newly demoted EU ambassador is issued his pushbroom, dustpan, mop, bucket, squeegee and window cleaning solution spray bottle.
"Get to work, zek! Those gender fluid restrooms aren't going to clean themselves."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 12:48 PM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (I2dne)
IIRC, the earth's magnetic field is only about 4 gauss. No idea about that in hard drives, but I would guess it's considerably more than that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (9OkQ7)
You would be wrong.
As you are about everything else you typed.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Off the reservation at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (vWMNq)
50%+ of your plants are going to be male / hermaphrodites.
Miss one and your entire crop will be worthless.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:49 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM (NGURp)
Just get Garret to mail you some, he seems to know what he's doing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Colin at January 10, 2019 12:50 PM (6y72V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2019 12:52 PM (qESAy)
Well, except about how you like your steak cooked. Odds are good you got this portion correct.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 12:53 PM (9gmA7)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 12:42 PM (NWiLs)
.........
Big Mooch will get confused.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2019 12:54 PM (v0R5T)
I have a question for Vietnam vets:
Have y'all ever gotten over the feeling that you wasted your lives in that war?
I ask this because there's a bunch of us Iraq vets that feel that way, some more than others.
Vietnam reminded me of being run over by a truck in slow motion; it was equally as pointless. None of the war made the slightest bit of sense until I realized, years later, that the war's architect - McNamara - was simply a psychopathic mass murderer who wanted to see how many people he could kill and get away with it. Once I saw that the entire war snapped into focus and it all made sense.
I want you to know that I thank all of you Iraq vets, from the bottom of my heart, for your service to the country. Democrats sold out both of us - what a shock. Your war was not a war created by a psychopath - it was a war run by fools - there is a difference.
Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 01:08 PM (l8Qs6)
is weakening and the Russian 'pole' is getting stronger, the crossover
time point was during 1995-1998 three year period.
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2019 12:29 PM
I knew it! Even the poles are colluding with Russians!
*looks around for strawberries*
Posted by: Herr Meuller at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: wrg500 at January 10, 2019 01:12 PM (QgW0c)
Kim Kardashian's Astrophysics Dissertation--Revealed!
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2019 12:47 PM
I'll admit it....I like to read our Nigerian emails, just to see how hilariously awful they are. Then I remind myself that some lawyers actually fall for them and I get a professional sad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 01:15 PM (p+Wdc)
It might be the end of the world as we know it. Most data storage is still magnetic and a pole-reversal could have very serious consequences. The internet age could basically end. A lot of the stuff out there is solid-state at this point, but not nearly enough of it and relatively little bulk storage (e.g., transactional system are okay-ish, but archives get screwed).
Behold! This is what talking out your ass sounds like.
This, and O'Barky's Cairo speech.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:17 PM (pNxlR)
311 It will go hermaphroditic as well as lose potency.
Are we talking about growing pot from clones or gender-confused magnetic poles here?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
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