Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Good morning Horde. Let us examine a few stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

  • Sammich bannings to stop crime.

  • Let them eat chicken tenders.

  • He will never do that again.

  • The Religion of Pieces doesn't hold its liquor very well.

  • Whiskey, the modern tool of Evangelists.

  • Gun Thread and Pet Thread all wrapped into one story.

  • Have you ever been this bored?

  • Munchies aren't the only thing caused by pot.

  • Bad drugs? Really bad?

  • There is a wrong way to teach sex education.

  • What's up with Florida cops? Truly, a Genius Award Winner.


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    Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects and have a great weekend!!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM




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    Posted by: saf at January 12, 2019 08:32 AM (5IHGB)

    8 I *hate* the euphemism "performing a sex act" ... which appears to be migrating from the british press to the US.

    It's one of:

    - wanking
    - blowy
    - f*cking
    - an@l
    - ewwww



    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:37 AM (vWMNq)

    9 cute spoon

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:40 AM (eJj1Q)

    10 Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:37 AM (vWMNq)

    There there dearie, mustn't trigger any snowflakes!

    Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 12, 2019 08:40 AM (f3oO4)

    11 I smell Gelfling!

    Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 12, 2019 08:41 AM (yQpMk)

    12 I don't really feel bad about the pastor having a whiskey get together, Martin Luther drank and if it gets men to attend and eventually talk about God and the Bible that's a good thing. Lord knows Germany could use some Christian revival!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:41 AM (AllCR)

    13 10 mustn't trigger any snowflakes!


    You obviously need to get out more. Nothing on that list would trigger any snowflake.

    Posted by: Homo Habilis at January 12, 2019 08:41 AM (vWMNq)

    14 At least got that ghey ad further down the page

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:41 AM (/rm4P)

    15 "They've previously been allowed to sell cold food and drinks, but have now been told they won't be allowed to sell cheese toasties over fears of the food's links to bad behaviour."

    From my cold dead hands, you bastards.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 08:42 AM (t+qrx)

    16 Morning Horde!

    Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 12, 2019 08:42 AM (rs8e7)

    17 Performing a sex act sounds like somebody gets up on stage with us banners and balloons and body paint to perform.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:42 AM (AllCR)

    18 About the Whiskey pastor--- at my old happy fun church they had a men's group that meant once a month to discuss theology and also how to brew your own beer. It was well attended.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (lwiT4)

    19 The Religion of Pieces doesn't hold its liquor very well.


    Look at the picture of this jihadist.

    He looks like the Larry of the 3 Drooling Retarded Stooges of Islam.


    We need more people just like him to supply our future workforce cuz Americans just aren't good enough. Open the borders!

    -U.S. Chamber of Commerce Spokestard

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (CRRq9)

    20 London Yellow Vests Live
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34k_HMChUXY

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (eJj1Q)

    21 12 Martin Luther drank


    Not a particularly good recommendation. Just say it's the Gaelic version of Christ's blood.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (vWMNq)

    22 Bacon and eggs anyone?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 08:44 AM (CrsGI)

    23 17 somebody gets up on stage


    IOW, ewwww

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:44 AM (vWMNq)

    24 It seems to me Islam is all about taking your failing out on others which then takes your failings away.

    I think that sums it up well.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:45 AM (/rm4P)

    25 Paris Yellow Vests Live
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLGOkXnAiqs

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:45 AM (eJj1Q)

    26 Performing a sex act sounds like somebody gets up on stage with us banners and balloons and body paint to perform.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:42 AM (AllCR)



    Don't forget the donkey!

    Posted by: Matamoros Club Owners at January 12, 2019 08:46 AM (CRRq9)

    27 I *hate* the euphemism "performing a sex act" ... which appears to be migrating from the british press to the US.
    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:37 AM (vWMNq)


    There's a secret contest among the editors over at UK tabloids to see who can come up with the most stomach-churning way of saying "showing signs of pregnancy".

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 08:46 AM (t+qrx)

    28 20
    London Yellow Vests Live


    Should have called themselves Yellow Jackets (british for wasp).

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:47 AM (vWMNq)

    29 Bacon and eggs anyone?

    Yes, please. Bacon crisp and eggs over medium. Thanks oh and toast if it's not too much trouble.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 08:47 AM (dUJdY)

    30 Substitute teacher is par for the course but the 'he' part ruined if for me.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:47 AM (/rm4P)

    31 Florida cop had the right idea but bad execution.

    More coffee.....

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2019 08:48 AM (Z+IKu)

    32 Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (vWMNq)


    They used the word Pastor rather than priest so I'm assuming her might be Protestant in which case it's probably o.k. to mention Luther and he is Bavarian. I assume that a priest doing evangelism with liquor might use wine.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:48 AM (AllCR)

    33 It seems to me Islam is all about taking your failing out on others which then takes your failings away.

    I think that sums it up well.
    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:45 AM (/rm4P)



    Actually, that's a brilliant insight.

    I think that's exactly right.


    It's like Confession only with rape and murder and blaming other people,

    instead of self-reflection, responsibility, and prayer.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 08:49 AM (CRRq9)

    34
    yes, yes....let me get this shot of the guy with the panda head framed by the Arc

    we're talkin' pulitzer, baby

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2019 08:49 AM (KCxzN)

    35 27 saying "showing signs of pregnancy".


    Hmm... can't recall that one. There are a few others, which one hopes will not make it here.

    For example: "curvy" => "Lena Dunham like"

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:49 AM (vWMNq)

    36 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 08:43 AM (lwiT4)


    I've hard of that sort of thing before.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:49 AM (AllCR)

    37 The police are rushing the crowd and I'm not sure why.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:50 AM (eJj1Q)

    38 Willowed:

    Cajun rednecks with a desire to dispense hickory shampoos, riding big horses line abreast down the street are pretty effective.



    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 12, 2019 08:40 AM (YndB3)

    Don't
    I know it. Many moons ago, a young, rakish Count de Monet was quietly
    observing the antics of the drunken French Quarter crowd from a
    backwater eddy spot when suddenly they appeared, announced Mardi Gras
    was over, and to go home. 30 seconds later I was swept from my spot and
    out of the Quarter as if by a broom.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2019 08:50 AM (QLvwG)

    39 I've have hard things too

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (CrsGI)

    40 Someone is down.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (eJj1Q)

    41 Live feed I was watching said was over and couldn't finda new one

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (/rm4P)

    42 Thank God Jayme Closs is alive and with what's left of her family. I didn't see a happy ending coming in this case. Glad to be wrong.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (OIUZz)

    43 Red Cross is treating the person who is down. Head injury.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:52 AM (eJj1Q)

    44 The police are rushing the crowd and I'm not sure why.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:50 AM (eJj1Q)


    Disperse a vous!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2019 08:52 AM (QLvwG)

    45
    looks like we have an injury time out on the field...time for an ice cold Budweiser

    Posted by: Harry Caray at January 12, 2019 08:52 AM (KCxzN)

    46 41 Live feed I was watching said was over and couldn't finda new one
    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (/rm4P)

    25 Paris Yellow Vests Live
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLGOkXnAiqs
    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:45 AM (eJj1Q)

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:52 AM (eJj1Q)

    47 42 happy ending


    I guess I should let this one go.


    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:53 AM (vWMNq)

    48 Thank God Jayme Closs is alive and with what's left
    of her family. I didn't see a happy ending coming in this case. Glad
    to be wrong.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 08:51 AM (OIUZz)


    Amen. God be with her.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 08:53 AM (lwiT4)

    49 guten morgen horden

    the other day doggeh was wuff wuff all night
    then it was hubbeh go coff coff all last night
    what's next?

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (BJlbN)

    50
    The police are rushing the crowd and I'm not sure why.

    they been there fou howah

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (KCxzN)

    51 And an impromptu game of Red Rover is starting up.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (QLvwG)

    52
    I need to get me one of them Love Rugs,

    and then drink me a beer and make Cherokee Love in front of the fireplace.









    See? I'm just like you people!

    Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Presidential Candidate at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (CRRq9)

    53 The police are rushing the crowd and I'm not sure why.
    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:50 AM (eJj1Q)


    Third and one?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (t+qrx)

    54 44 I'm not sure why.



    Let's find out:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr8J1RjknLI

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (vWMNq)

    55 O.k., there's the line of police, who have retreated. Let's see if they're going to rush the crowd again.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (eJj1Q)

    56 And it actually would probably be a good evangelism tool to have a wine tasting. You could combine it with studies on Jesus' use of wine in the Scriptures.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (AllCR)

    57 There's my spoon

    Posted by: Majolica at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (L/iaS)

    58 Here they go.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (eJj1Q)

    59 Is Paris going off again?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (CrsGI)

    60
    I imagine you get hit in the head with one of those smoke grenades it's gonna hurt.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (jYje5)

    61 Fenelon's already talking about booze and sex. Are you writing tomorrow's sermon, Fen?

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2019 08:56 AM (kQs4Y)

    62 Red, white, and blue smoke.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:56 AM (eJj1Q)

    63 Morning grammie. Yaaaar.



    Morning Princess.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 08:56 AM (OIUZz)

    64 60
    I imagine you get hit in the head with one of those smoke grenades it's gonna hurt.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (jYje5)

    Looked like it was in, or around, his eyes.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:57 AM (eJj1Q)

    65 54 44 I'm not sure why.

    Let's find out:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr8J1RjknLI
    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (vWMNq)

    tl;dr?

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:57 AM (eJj1Q)

    66
    now it looks like the vests are poppin' smoke

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2019 08:57 AM (KCxzN)

    67 Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 08:55 AM (CrsGI)

    Tinfoilbaby?

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:57 AM (eJj1Q)

    68 did not the French vote to reject the EU in 2005? Where not their votes basically voided? Maybe I am missing something but I think it is so. So many years later they say enough is enough.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 08:58 AM (n13/j)

    69 For example: "curvy" => "Lena Dunham like"

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:49 AM (vWMNq)



    Yeah, "curvy" instead of meaning someone who looks like young Anne Nichole Smith in her Guess jeans commercials, now means-

    some chick who looks like the Michelin Man.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 08:58 AM (CRRq9)

    70 Morning Princess.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 08:56 AM (OIUZz)


    'ey dere, you. You coming out to VA in a month?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 08:59 AM (t+qrx)

    71 referendum d'initiative citoyen/ne

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:59 AM (eJj1Q)

    72 Nobody who is a life long academic from Boston says "I'm going to get me a beer." If you want a beer you either get it without saying anything or, say "I'm just going to get a beer." She looked uncomfortable drinking it as if she never drink beer
    These attempts to reach out to "average" people are pathetic and contrived. Just be who you are.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (AllCR)

    73 he declined to discuss allegations that he had been overly intimate with someone else's doorbell and stolen some extension chords.

    Status Quo could desperately use some extension chords. Yoko could use some new vocal chords.

    G'mornin', y'all.

    Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (Z4rgH)

    74 Just started snowing here.. 8:00am

    supposed to snow all day, but we're supposed to be at the northern end of it.. 2 inches maybe.. we'll see!

    This is our first snow since late November.. weird winter.

    Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (438dO)

    75 G'mornin'. Supposed to snow this weekend. Just a few inches, but enough to make WeaselDog mad.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (MVjcR)

    76 65 tl;dr?

    It's only 8 minutes.


    Yellow vests are peaceful. The anarchists come out at night. So in order to provide the MSM good footage, the police need to create some mayhem. Same with the Tommy Robinson protests in Britain.

    The yellow vests shut down France *peacefully*. TPTB are desperate to make sure that this idea does not spread or they are dead.



    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (vWMNq)

    77 The French actually have some bad ass riot cops. One group called the CRS doses not play around. But would they attack their own countrymen when they are in the right? That is the question.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:01 AM (n13/j)

    78 >
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 08:59 AM (t+qrx)




    Yep! Chani and I arrive Friday morning. Already have hotel booked (bluebell's recommended place)

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:01 AM (OIUZz)

    79 76 65 tl;dr?

    It's only 8 minutes.

    Yellow vests are peaceful. The anarchists come out at night. So in order to provide the MSM good footage, the police need to create some mayhem. Same with the Tommy Robinson protests in Britain.

    The yellow vests shut down France *peacefully*. TPTB are desperate to make sure that this idea does not spread or they are dead.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (vWMNq)

    Thank you! I will watch it when the protest is over.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:02 AM (eJj1Q)

    80 "They've previously been allowed to sell cold food and drinks, but have now been told they won't be allowed to sell cheese toasties over fears of the food's links to bad behaviour."

    Meanwhile, yet another State is considering decriminalizing marijuana.

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at January 12, 2019 09:02 AM (lD3vL)

    81 panda-head is back

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:03 AM (eJj1Q)

    82 Tinfoilbably is my name, what you got that's not lame?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:03 AM (CrsGI)

    83 Have been glad to not see cars go flamblayo these last few weeks.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:04 AM (/rm4P)

    84 I can't help but notice a number of these Yellow Jackets are wearing dungarees. My word!

    Posted by: George Will at January 12, 2019 09:04 AM (+Tibp)

    85 I'd say that's pretty close to cop-baiting.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:04 AM (eJj1Q)

    86 panda-head is back

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:03 AM (eJj1Q)
    not helping

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:04 AM (n13/j)

    87 Yep! Chani and I arrive Friday morning. Already have hotel booked (bluebell's recommended place)
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:01 AM (OIUZz)


    I'll be in that evening - just emailed my itinerary. We should go do something Saturday during the day.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:04 AM (t+qrx)

    88 82 Tinfoilbably is my name, what you got that's not lame?
    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:03 AM (CrsGI)

    Tinfoilbaby =/= Tinfoulbaby

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:05 AM (eJj1Q)

    89 Never put it past Frenchman to pull up the 12pdrs and unload canister on the crowd

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:05 AM (/rm4P)

    90 >I'll be in that evening - just emailed my itinerary. We should go do something Saturday during the day.
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 20


    Rog. Mis Hum & bride get in Friday afternoon and want to see the sights as well.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:06 AM (OIUZz)

    91 Good morning!

    Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

    92 Yep! Chani and I arrive Friday morning. Already have hotel booked (bluebell's recommended place)
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:01 AM (OIUZz)
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    One of her safe houses?

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:07 AM (MVjcR)

    93 Gah what a headache this morning. I wish I could hibernate until April.

    Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2019 09:07 AM (UdKB7)

    94 ils dispersent

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:08 AM (eJj1Q)

    95 sermon, Fen?
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2019 08:56 AM (kQs4Y)


    LOL. No. Tomorrow's sermon is not on Genesis 19-35-38. It is on Ephesians 3;1-12 which doesn't mention wine or sex. I mentioned sex in the last thread because I got a stupid ad for Ashley Madison. I mentioned sex and booze in this thread because other people mentioned them first , but I actually have had sex and booze quite a few times , just no booze at 9:11 ST

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:08 AM (AllCR)

    96 Rog. Mis Hum & bride get in Friday afternoon and want to see the sights as well.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:06 AM (OIUZz)


    Awesome. We should meet up so we're rollin' deep, else the locals will take advantage of our folksy aw-shucks homespun midwestern friendliness. As they do.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:08 AM (t+qrx)

    97 Our cameraman is getting jostled.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:09 AM (eJj1Q)

    98 One of her safe houses?
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:07 AM (MVjcR)
    ------------

    L'Hotel de Shiv.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:10 AM (U5tDi)

    99 There are regulations about facemasks. I don't know the laws.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:10 AM (eJj1Q)

    100 When it rains here iin the morning it wakes me up

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:10 AM (CrsGI)

    101 We got 7 inches of snow last night. Sure is pretty. Hope daughter gets out and shovels.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (dUJdY)

    102 Taking it off here, boss.

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (eJj1Q)

    103 >One of her safe houses?
    Posted by: Weasel at



    When you use safe houses enough that they become franchises, you are really in the shit.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (OIUZz)

    104
    L'Hotel de Shiv.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:10 AM (U5tDi)
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    Uh, hi bluebell!!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (MVjcR)

    105 Tomorrow's sermon is on Jesus getting baptized by John. I'd give anything to see a good dunking or two, but this is a sprinkler church.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)

    106 L'Hotel de Shiv.
    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:10 AM (U5tDi)


    On Atlantic Avenue? Awesome! See you there. I'll be the shoe.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:12 AM (t+qrx)

    107 >Awesome. We should meet up so we're rollin' deep, else the locals will take advantage of our folksy aw-shucks homespun midwestern friendliness. As they do.
    Posted by: hogmartin at Janua



    Rog. Let's ruck up. I'll take point.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:12 AM (OIUZz)

    108 I'm just going to throw this out there.

    The Democrats, led by Schumer and Pelosi, are committing treason against The United States with their refusal to build the wall. They swore upon The Bible to uphold The Constitution and they're actively allowing us to be taken over.

    They should be tried, convicted and hung by the neck until dead.

    Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

    109
    When you use safe houses enough that they become franchises, you are really in the shit.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (OIUZz)
    -------
    bluebell is a syndicate now.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM (MVjcR)

    110 not making light of this, and still am not sure who are the good guys. But I know the EU is an oppressive state. Anyway, this make me think of this. https://tinyurl.com/br9bjbb

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM (n13/j)

    111 Rog. Let's ruck up. I'll take point.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:12 AM (OIUZz)
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    You all need to wear cheeseheads and have a video crew follow you. That would provide some fun entertainment at the MoMe that night.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:14 AM (U5tDi)

    112 Any of 'you people' maybe interested in dinner on Friday nite?

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:14 AM (MVjcR)

    113
    bluebell is a syndicate now.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM


    We'll leave the light on a shiv on the night table.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (jYje5)

    114 I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?

    Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (88xKn)

    115 You all need to wear cheeseheads



    Wait - there's people who don't??

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

    116 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:11 AM (lwiT4)


    That is the Goepl lectionary passage "Baptism of Jesus" for this week but since one of the lectionary passages last week was the Ephesians passage I am finishing up a two part sermon on it this week.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:16 AM (AllCR)

    117 >112 Any of 'you people' maybe interested in dinner on Friday nite?
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12,



    Speaking for myself, absolutely.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:16 AM (OIUZz)

    118 bluebell is a syndicate now.
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM (MVjcR)
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    Bluebells 'R Us™

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:16 AM (U5tDi)

    119 Fen - Rev gets frustrated by not being able to do a series because of the lectionary thing. I'll tell him that you've done a two-parter and haven't gone up in flames yet.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:18 AM (lwiT4)

    120 114
    I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?


    People who were there 10-15 years ago say it's a sh*thole now. So probably not.


    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 09:18 AM (vWMNq)

    121 >115 You all need to wear cheeseheads



    Wait - there's people who don't??
    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (lwiT4)



    What she said.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:18 AM (OIUZz)

    122 You all need to wear cheeseheads and have a video crew follow you. That would provide some fun entertainment at the MoMe that night.
    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:14 AM (U5tDi)


    That- but- what- *sputters*

    You know Michigan is like a whole different state, right?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (t+qrx)

    123 grammie, how are you feeling these days? Things getting better, I hope?

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (U5tDi)

    124 Don't know how much longer I have sufficient broadband signal strength.

    More snow is falling. The good news is our place is a beautiful winter wonderland. The wind is just low enough so all the branches have 3 inches of snow on them.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

    125 I'm just going to throw this out there.

    The Democrats, led by Schumer and Pelosi, are committing treason against The United States with their refusal to build the wall. They swore upon The Bible to uphold The Constitution and they're actively allowing us to be taken over.

    They should be tried, convicted and hung by the neck until dead.

    Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2019 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)




    "Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."

    -John Harington


    The Dims prospered very nicely in the last election.

    I suspect that with the GOPe and help by Paul Ryan's ilk. Plus, massive voter fraud,

    they will prosper rather well in the next election cycle.

    Unless the GOP nuts up and gets behind Trump's plans. (I know, I know)

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (CRRq9)

    126

    Speaking for myself, absolutely.
    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:16 AM (OIUZz)
    -------
    Let's keep that in mind!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (MVjcR)

    127 You know Michigan is like a whole different state, right?
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (t+qrx)
    ----------

    Yes yes yes, of course I do, but looking at your cheese toastie comment above I figured it wouldn't be a stretch.

    You can wear mittens, too.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (U5tDi)

    128 The Donald is tweeting up a storm this morning.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (/tuJf)

    129 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:18 AM (lwiT4)

    He could do a series based on the lectionary or go off the lectionary for a few weeks. He's in charge of worship services and if the cacklers complain, let 'em!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (AllCR)

    130 >You know Michigan is like a whole different state, right?
    Posted by: hogmartin at January


    East 'Sconsin is a different state? The hell you say.

    Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (OIUZz)

    131 Any of 'you people' maybe interested in dinner on Friday nite?
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:14 AM (MVjcR)


    Very much so, but won't be in until late (just sent you the itinerary too - I'd thought maybe I had done that already, mais non).

    What's your evening look like Saturday? You gonna be free then?

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (t+qrx)

    132 I bought myself a carafe and I am really enjoying it. Keeps coffee hot and it doesn't bet bitter.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (dUJdY)

    133 On the doorbell-licking guy....

    I've heard wives everywhere asking what the guy was on. So they can get some for their husbands.

    Posted by: GWB at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (96kcH)

    134 More snow is falling. The good news is our place is a beautiful winter wonderland. The wind is just low enough so all the branches have 3 inches of snow on them.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (u82oZ)
    ---------

    Sounds beautiful, Salty. We are supposed to get 3-6" tonight, or 4-7", depending on whom you believe. Which will be lovely, except I have to get my husband to the airport at 0-dark-thirty tomorrow morning and I really really don't want us to have to shovel first.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (U5tDi)

    135 grammie, how are you feeling these days? Things getting better, I hope?



    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (U5tDi)


    Hi bluebell. My mouth is slowly untwisting, but my opthalmologist says my eye may take up to a year to heal. I'm a bit down about that. Thanks for asking.


    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)

    136 I bought myself a carafe and I am really enjoying it. Keeps coffee hot and it doesn't bet bitter.
    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (dUJdY)


    Jewells is happy and the Horde got something right!

    *runs around waving arms*

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:22 AM (t+qrx)

    137 The Donald is tweeting up a storm this morning.
    Posted by: JackStraw

    Share please. I don't twit.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (+Tibp)

    138 Why does WarnerBros cartoon song keep running through my head?

    Come on along with me
    We'll go to gay Paree
    Where they drink the wine like water . . .


    Can't remember the rest or the character. Bugs Bunny?

    Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (QLvwG)

    139 The wind is just low enough so all the branches have 3 inches of snow on them.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

    It's very pretty outside right now. We got about 7 inches I think. What did you all get?

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (dUJdY)

    140
    The Donald is tweeting up a storm this morning.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM


    He was reading the New York Times apparently, which is what set him off.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (jYje5)

    141 I bought myself a carafe and I am really enjoying it. Keeps coffee hot and it doesn't bet bitter.
    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (dUJdY)
    ---------

    Good for you, Jewells! It's the only way to go. I'm so lazy that I have a coffee maker that brews right into a carafe.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (U5tDi)

    142 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)

    That's good about your mouth and we will continue to pray about the eye..

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:24 AM (AllCR)

    143 Share please. I don't twit.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM


    You don't have to have an account. Just hit 'refresh' when they ask for account info.

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:24 AM (jYje5)

    144 Hi bluebell. My mouth is slowly untwisting, but my opthalmologist says my eye may take up to a year to heal. I'm a bit down about that. Thanks for asking.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)
    --------

    I'm glad your mouth is getting better, and I hope your ophthalmologist is a born pessimist and wrong .

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:24 AM (U5tDi)

    145 Dims worried about Fed employees not on the job but hamstringing the most important person in government, no problemo

    Posted by: Majolica at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (L/iaS)

    146 72 Nobody who is a life long academic from Boston says "I'm going to get me a beer." If you want a beer you either get it without saying anything or, say "I'm just going to get a beer." She looked uncomfortable drinking it as if she never drink beer
    These attempts to reach out to "average" people are pathetic and contrived. Just be who you are.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:00 AM (AllCR)

    I'm gonna get me a Playboy magazine. Like severely heterosexual men do. Because I'm severely heterosexual!

    Posted by: Cory Booker at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (NWiLs)

    147 Thanks Fen. I appreciate it.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

    148
    That Paris street theater is really dull.

    Those photographers are never going to get a Pulitzer at this rate.

    Posted by: Junior Crashman - Star of the Youtube Fail Army at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (kJWoP)

    149 Morning all...

    Finally got our white Christmas (is that triggering?)

    Looks to be about 6 inches but it's still snowing like a sonofa. Suppose to continue into tomorrow.

    Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (cF8AT)

    150 In many ways, this is the story of RBG's life. Lots of wine.

    Posted by: Abdullah Corleone Clinton at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM (4/rsl)

    151 I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?
    Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (88xKn)


    Protests, muslham uprising and cigarette smoke.

    Posted by: Sponge at January 12, 2019 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

    152 On the doorbell-licking guy....

    I've heard wives everywhere asking what the guy was on. So they can get some for their husbands.

    Posted by: GWB at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (96kcH)

    Saw him on "Live PD" last week.....just weird.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2019 09:26 AM (cxHbL)

    153 >>Share please. I don't twit.

    He's going off on Comey, McCabe, Strzok, Page and the slanted article in the NYT.

    BTW, you don't need to tweet to read tweets. Just go to the twitter page you want to read and you can see them all.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:26 AM (/tuJf)

    154 Hi bluebell. My mouth is slowly untwisting, but my opthalmologist says my eye may take up to a year to heal. I'm a bit down about that. Thanks for asking.


    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)

    Prayers for a much speedier recovery, grammie.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 09:26 AM (NWiLs)

    155 Good for you, Jewells! It's the only way to go. I'm so lazy that I have a coffee maker that brews right into a carafe.
    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:23 AM (U5tDi)

    lol.. I may treat myself! I found a shop owner who will let me display my jewelry there so I'm excited! Hope this is the fresh start I need! She only want $25 a month so that's very affordable.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:27 AM (dUJdY)

    156 When you have to clear the Arc de Triomphe plaza, clear the plaza. Don't dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

    Posted by: Tuco at January 12, 2019 09:27 AM (QLvwG)

    157
    I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?

    Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (88xKn)

    You will get different opinions of course but I would say yes. I used to call the French "Frogs with dogs" so I have come along way. It is not like they are better than anyone else, but travel with a good vibe always enlightens. I had more great personal experiences in France than any other European country. Of course attitude and an attempt at the language goes a long way.

    In the end, you will never go wrong with travel imo. It can be France, Italy, Japan, or wherever. The key is knowing what matters to you and making the best of it. Just like here, it will never be perfect, and the unusual experiences will be the ones you most remember.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:27 AM (n13/j)

    158 Insomniac - thank you kindly.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:27 AM (lwiT4)

    159 The bad news is our place is a winter hell land.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM

    FIFY

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:27 AM (/rm4P)

    160 My mouth is slowly untwisting, but my opthalmologist says my eye may take up to a year to heal. I'm a bit down about that. Thanks for asking.

    Grammie, let's hope he's wrong! Will continue to keep you in my prayers.

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (dUJdY)

    161 Dang, I posted here the night of Trumps oval office speech that if we didn't see any polls on the speech within 24 hours we'd know that it was home run.

    Redstate has a piece this morning observing the same thing. They're have been no polls, none, on Trumps speech. Trump is winning this fight.

    https://tinyurl.com/yasuy9mt


    That's why I'm not 100% percent on board with the National Emergency route. He can win this fight. The Dem's are only now starting to sweat. There are cracks on both sides which setups up for a compromise.

    Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (OAlmw)

    162 @realDonaldTrump 11 minutes ago

    Lyin James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter S and his lover, agent Lisa Page, & more, all disgraced and/or fired and caught in the act. These are just some of the losers that tried to do a number on your President. Part of the Witch Hunt. Remember the "insurance policy?" This is it!

    @realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago

    Democrats should come back to Washington and work to end the Shutdown, while at the same time ending the horrible humanitarian crisis at our Southern Border. I am in the White House waiting for you!

    Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (cF8AT)

    163
    That Paris street theater is really dull.

    Those photographers are never going to get a Pulitzer at this rate.

    Posted by: Junior Crashman - Star of the Youtube Fail Army at January 12, 2019 09:25 AM


    When it gets closer to dusk the anarchists come out to play. Another hour or two.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (jYje5)

    164 The link inthe ont about the cp ringleader getting shived in prison - good job, bluebell!

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (BJlbN)

    165 Jewells, that's wonderful! Once people see your beautiful jewelry they won't be able to help themselves.

    I was looking at your shop again yesterday and I have to say, you have a beautiful eye for color combinations and just creativity in general.

    Anyone who hasn't checked out Jewells' Etsy shop should take a look! In her nic.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (U5tDi)

    166 Thanks Jewells - that's great news about your jewelry expansion!

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (lwiT4)

    167 135 grammie, how are you feeling these days? Things getting better, I hope?



    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:19 AM (U5tDi)


    Hi bluebell. My mouth is slowly untwisting, but my opthalmologist says my eye may take up to a year to heal. I'm a bit down about that. Thanks for asking.


    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:21 AM (lwiT4)


    Hugs to both of you precious ladies! grammie, prayers up for rapid healing. Stay warm and safe today you two!!

    Posted by: moki at January 12, 2019 09:29 AM (mFoNl)

    168 Dantesd - the Nike of Samothrace. And the Oath of the Horatii. And Manet's Olympia. And The Little Fourteen Year Old Dancer.

    But that's about it.

    Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 12, 2019 09:29 AM (rWZ8Y)

    169 @realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago
    Democrats should come back to Washington and work to end the Shutdown, while at the same time ending the horrible humanitarian crisis at our Southern Border. I am in the White House waiting for you with three feet of chain and some rebar!/i]

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:29 AM (t+qrx)

    170 What is this bull$hit I am reading that the FBI launched a counterintelligence criminal investigation into Trump because he fired comey?


    Where the fvck was sessions? He had to OK it.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 12, 2019 09:29 AM (JUOKG)

    171 Grammie I've not been around much so it seems I've missed something about you but....prayers for a speedy recovery and healing!

    Posted by: Tami at January 12, 2019 09:30 AM (cF8AT)

    172 You don't have to have an account. Just hit 'refresh' when they ask for account info.

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
    Posted by: Newest Nic

    Thank you. I didn't know I could do that.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:30 AM (+Tibp)

    173 42 Thank God Jayme Closs is alive and with what's left of her family. I didn't see a happy ending coming in this case. Glad to be wrong.
    ___________________

    Yes, hopefully she'll be able to recover and move on with her life, although she may have a tougher time of it than Elizabeth Smart did, since Closs' parents were both murdered during the kidnapping.

    I'm curious to hear more about why this guy targeted her. The articles yesterday said that he'd worked for just one day at the turkey plant where Closs' parents worked. Did he see the girl on that day, or did the parents talk about her, and is that how he became fixated on her, or did it happen some other way?

    Lots of unanswered questions about why the guy did it, and where his other family members were while he was holding the girl captive in the family house.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2019 09:30 AM (fqUgw)

    174
    This is the link for Trump's twitter feed:

    https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:30 AM (AllCR)

    175 Jewells45

    6 inches of global warming so far.

    Glad your coffee is not bitter. In tough times I found little bits of light help illuminate the darkness.

    Hugs from both of us to you.

    I am putting together options for your spring visit. Good food, range time, clog dancing on tables in Aggieville (the student area near campus), & if the wind is right we can burn pasture together.

    But no bar fighting. Even if we have Ruth Bader Ginsburg along to protect us. She says, too often, that she will not visit me in jail.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

    176 I was baptized last fall, full immersion in front of the whole congregation!

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (kufk0)

    177 grammie, I am so glad that you are healing, albeit slowly.
    will continue to pray for you

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (BJlbN)

    178 The link inthe ont about the cp ringleader getting shived in prison - good job, bluebell!
    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (BJlbN)
    ----------

    Thank you, votermom. I don't like to brag, but that was some of my best work.

    *goes off to see what she's talking about*

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (U5tDi)

    179 >>What is this bull$hit I am reading that the FBI launched a counterintelligence criminal investigation into Trump because he fired comey?


    >>Where the fvck was sessions? He had to OK it.

    The NYT article is just BS spin based on other reporting. They are trying to make excuses for why the FBI launched investigations when there was zero evidence.

    Leaks are starting to work against them now.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (/tuJf)

    180 Morning, coffee enthusiast..... whiskey....is there anything it can't do???

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:32 AM (DVgLR)

    181 Very interesting indeed. I followed this link and it showed what is going on in France outside of Paris and why the government is folding.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42-bT1F8dbw

    Posted by: An Observation at January 12, 2019 09:32 AM (xk1S0)

    182 179 >>What is this bull$hit I am reading that the FBI launched a counterintelligence criminal investigation into Trump because he fired comey?


    >>Where the fvck was sessions? He had to OK it.

    The NYT article is just BS spin based on other reporting. They are trying to make excuses for why the FBI launched investigations when there was zero evidence.

    Leaks are starting to work against them now.
    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (/tuJf)
    ----

    Some are speculating the FBI leaked it to get ahead of the news and allow the NYT's give a nice soft spin.

    Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (OAlmw)

    183 I was baptized last fall, full immersion in front of the whole congregation!

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:31 AM (kufk0)



    You should have told me! I would have come! The last baptism I went to, 63 people got dunked. It was glorious. God bless you!

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

    184 I'm sure it's the cheese toasties that are luring the little darlings off campus. They were in no way inclined to bad behavior before the food truck showed up with their cheesy devil sandwiches.

    Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (uTY3H)

    185 Gettin' sporty in Paris. Smoke and now the Casablanca song.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (+Tibp)

    186 I was looking at your shop again yesterday and I have to say, you have a beautiful eye for color combinations and just creativity in general.


    Thank you

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:34 AM (dUJdY)

    187 Dang, I posted here the night of Trumps oval office
    speech that if we didn't see any polls on the speech within 24 hours
    we'd know that it was home run.



    Redstate has a piece this morning observing the same thing. They're
    have been no polls, none, on Trumps speech. Trump is winning this fight.



    https://tinyurl.com/yasuy9mt





    That's why I'm not 100% percent on board with the National Emergency
    route. He can win this fight. The Dem's are only now starting to sweat.
    There are cracks on both sides which setups up for a compromise.

    Posted by: WisRich at January 12, 2019 09:28 AM (OAlmw)
    Mark Levin said the latest polls are pro Dem and anti wall. Yes people are stupid but that is a given. The left has taken over media, hollyweird, and academia, they were in it for the long haul and got it. And conservatives don't even entertain the idea of taking on left wing social media, they just give in to fakebook, twitter, google, etc.

    I am not saying all it lost. I am saying if conservatives want to win for real, over the long term, they better send their best and brightest to academia at the very least. We can only cede so much territory and still win.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:34 AM (n13/j)

    188 cheesy devil sandwiches.


    That could be the name of a great restaurant, or a band. A really bad band with mullets.

    Posted by: moki at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (mFoNl)

    189 185 Gettin' sporty in Paris. Smoke and now the Casablanca song.
    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (+Tibp)

    As Time Goes By?

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (NWiLs)

    190
    first the water cannons

    then, the soylent green front end loaders

    Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (KCxzN)

    191 The forest department in Sri Lanka is aware of the man's death and said that they are sorry for the loss to his family.

    ...but, live like a dumbass, die like a dumbass.

    Posted by: Antisocialist at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (TcuwQ)

    192 NaCly that sounds wonderful!

    Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (dUJdY)

    193 Gettin' sporty in Paris. Smoke and now the Casablanca song.
    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:33 AM (+Tibp)


    I like the lyrics to that song.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (t+qrx)

    194 Why is it so important whether the president is influenced by "The Russians" while nobody cares that an entire party is full-blown communist? The very premise is statist.

    Posted by: cpurick at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (7YrFp)

    195 >>Some are speculating the FBI leaked it to get ahead of the news and allow the NYT's give a nice soft spin.

    The NYT didn't get the leak though. They are basing their reporting on leaks that are going to the Epoch Times.

    Someone is leaking to reporters who are on Trump's side. I don't think it's the FBI.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (/tuJf)

    196 grammie winger, hope you recover fully and fast!

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (DVgLR)

    197 37 The police are rushing the crowd and I'm not sure why.
    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 08:50 AM (eJj1Q)

    54 44 I'm not sure why.

    Let's find out:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr8J1RjknLI
    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 08:54 AM (vWMNq)

    Yikes. That's really scary. I won't give away the punchline. Yikes.
    Jeez. Jeez!

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (eJj1Q)

    198 Water cannons!

    Posted by: Tuco at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (QLvwG)

    199 Anyone who wants 8 inches this morning, please raise your hand.

    Posted by: Abdullah Corleone Clinton at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (4/rsl)

    200 then, the soylent green front end loaders




    Send in the scoops.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (yQpMk)

    201
    More chants of "Macron démission" (Macron resign). I think some guy who tossed a rock got hit in the junk with a rubber bullet. Now they're hosing 'em down with the water truck.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:36 AM (jYje5)

    202 That could be the name of a great restaurant, or a band. A really bad band with mullets.
    Posted by: moki at January 12, 2019 09:35 AM (mFoNl)
    ----------

    A cheesy 80s band MUST have picked up on that name at some point.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 09:37 AM (U5tDi)

    203 grammie winger, church pirate

    I have an entire prayer wheel spinning at ahead standard for your full recovery.

    We still have those 3 shrines to Jordy Nelson in the area. But I have not seen any Green Bay outerwear this winter. And the guy with Green Bay colors on his house repainted it.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:37 AM (u82oZ)

    204 Jeff Flake is negotiating to join CBS news.

    FINALLY, a strong conservative voice.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:39 AM (+Tibp)

    205 And the guy with Green Bay colors on his house repainted it.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:37 AM (u82oZ)


    Can't say as I blame him. What a crap hold of a season. Although the new head coach is supposed to be cute, so there's that.

    I will always always love Jordy. sigh

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

    206 Baseball will start before you know it grammie

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:39 AM (CrsGI)

    207 Local protestors are telling Trump to open up the government now! I like their professional signs they are carrying.
    Can they collect unemployment, EBT, and other things before children start dying in the streets...Oh the humanity of it all.

    Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (P+Afh)

    208 bluebell,WD had it as one of his links

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/yce2nvzt

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (BJlbN)

    209
    48 F degrees in Paris right now. A little water won't discourage them much.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (jYje5)

    210 I am finishing up a two part sermon on it this week.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:16 AM (AllCR)

    *raises hand*

    Will there be a test?

    Posted by: from the back pew at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (1rrXc)

    211 Jeff Flake is negotiating to join CBS news.



    FINALLY, a strong conservative voice.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:39 AM (+Tibp)

    he always looks constipated.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (n13/j)

    212 Baseball will start before you know it grammie

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:39 AM (CrsGI)


    YES ! In about a month, pitchers and catchers will report!

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

    213 wow tv nooz showed a Sunoco gas station near Pittsburgh where the wind collapsed the roof on a buncha cars.
    No serious injuries but eek

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:41 AM (BJlbN)

    214 I've been "STAGED" and I like the spotlights...keeps my bum warm during coitus.......................I'f fcuked a lot but first time coitus...sounds weird feels good....act 2 to follow after InterMissioncourse..........

    Posted by: saf at January 12, 2019 09:41 AM (5IHGB)

    215 Posted by: from the back pew at January 12, 2019 09:40 AM (1rrXc)



    Excuse me, but you're in my seat.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

    216 Grammie,
    I had Bells palsey after my daughter was born. It hit 2 days after she was born. I thought I had a stroke since I had pregnancy induced high blood pressure and it didn't go back down after delivery. It was a mild case since I was able to close my eye, mostly. It took about 8 months to fully recover and I haven't had a relapse. The ENT treating me helped me to figure out that I did have precognitive signs. He said if I ever felt them again to call him and he'd get me on prednisone and an anti-viral which can stop a full blown episode. My tell was the tip of my tongue went totally numb and I lost my sense of taste gradually over the day.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:41 AM (kufk0)

    217 It's a $50 billion wall. $5 billion is already a compromise. No more compromising.

    Posted by: cpurick at January 12, 2019 09:42 AM (7YrFp)

    218 Today is the 50th anniversary of Joe Willie and the Jets epic upset of the Colts in Super Bowl III.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:43 AM (/tuJf)

    219 {{{grammie}}} A prayer for complete and immediate healing.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2019 09:44 AM (EZebt)

    220 Dang, I posted here the night of Trumps oval office
    speech that if we didn't see any polls on the speech within 24 hours
    we'd know that it was home run.



    Redstate has a piece this morning observing the same thing. They're
    have been no polls, none, on Trumps speech. Trump is winning this fight.



    Yeah, this is why the MSM and esp. tards like Shep! are

    using the phrase-

    "The country as a whole is not behind the President's plans for a wall."


    You know, just like "the country as a whole" was never behind a single one of Obama's plans or fighting WWII or breaking away from England.

    The country is never 100% behind anything.



    These are simply weasel-words used by MSM-cowards so they can spew propaganda but claim they're really telling the truth.

    Obviously, they hope to confuse the unintelligent (ie. average Dim voter).

    Nice propaganda, Shep!

    News reporting? Not so much.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 09:44 AM (CRRq9)

    221 My tell was the tip of my tongue went totally numb and I lost my sense of taste gradually over the day.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:41 AM (kufk0)


    Oh lin-duh -I didn't know you had it too! Isn't it a PITA? My tell was a sharp pain behind my ear. I'll watch for the tongue thing too. Thanks! Glad you recovered.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

    222 grammie, what side is your eye patch?
    Was wondering if you and Dan Crenshaw are a matched pair...

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:44 AM (BJlbN)

    223 Have a great day, everyone. Chores await.

    May winds waft your snow onto "that neighbor's" driveway, and you don't have to shovel.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

    224
    Never compromise, never apologize!

    -Stuff Bismarck could have said....

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (bUjCl)

    225 Thank you, San Franpsyco. All you people are so kind.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

    226 went through a swamp neighborhood not long ago. The sign our front said "resistance" The house was worth a cool mill at least. Tells me all I need to know.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (n13/j)

    227 181 what is going on in France outside of Paris

    Watching now but I think I saw this already ... oh, I just got to the part where he's using Varg's stuff.

    See my link @ 44 ... he's cut Varg's catch-phrase, which is annoying.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (rHFnC)

    228 Today is the 50th anniversary of Joe Willie and the Jets epic upset of the Colts in Super Bowl III.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:43 AM (/tuJf)

    Country went to hell after that.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (cxHbL)

    229 votermom - right side. My good eye, of course. LOL

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

    230 May winds waft your snow onto "that neighbor's" driveway, and you don't have to shovel.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

    Hey!

    Posted by: That Neighbor at January 12, 2019 09:46 AM (BJlbN)

    231 Damn, I'm behind the 8 ball on this Paris reporting, everything I come to post has already been said.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:46 AM (/rm4P)

    232 151 I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?
    Posted by: dantesed at January 12, 2019 09:15 AM (88xKn)

    Yes

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (bUjCl)

    233 Thanks to Off The Reservation for posting the YouTube link about Protests in the country side in France. That was interesting!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (AllCR)

    234 Today is the 50th anniversary of Joe Willie and the Jets epic upset of the Colts in Super Bowl III.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:43 AM

    Broadway Joe is doing Medigap insurance commercials now. My goodness how time flies.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (+Tibp)

    235 >>Country went to hell after that.

    I know, right? 1969, Jets beat Colts. Mets beat Orioles. And it was all downhill from there.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (/tuJf)

    236 It's been over 9 years Grammie but you don't forget something like that.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:48 AM (kufk0)

    237 I had Ambliopioa as a kid, wore a eye patch for a year, I was a pirate

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:48 AM (CrsGI)

    238 229 votermom - right side. My good eye, of course. LOL

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

    I think he's right side too
    you still have to use a straw, or is that getting better?

    Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 12, 2019 09:48 AM (BJlbN)

    239
    Apparently the raised middle finger is an international symbol. Good to know.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:48 AM (jYje5)

    240
    Also, both middle fingers raised shows twice as much disdain.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:49 AM (jYje5)

    241 50 years ago? I remember watching that game in my aunt's living room. I was minus 29 at the time.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

    242 More on the cop murder in Davis...

    Bullets struck a firefighter's boot but he was not injured thank God, a passer by's knapsack was also hit but was protected by God, a house, a passing bus, and an ambulance also.

    Still, no identification of the perpetrator, or why he was biking around Davis with a pistol and several clips.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (EZebt)

    243 Today is the 50th anniversary of Joe Willie and the Jets epic upset of the Colts in Super Bowl III.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:43 AM


    One can only speculate on possibly different outcomes had Joe not had his little menage the night before.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (MT9xU)

    244 Votermom - yup, still on the straw. I have found that coffee is not nearly as good when sucked through plastic.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

    245 233
    Thanks to Off The Reservation


    No problem. The gentleman in the video is Varg Vikernes ... he is ... "interesting" (notorious). You can find much of his biography on wikipedia and it is mostly true ... he has some corrections on his channel.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (rHFnC)

    246
    Very much so, but won't be in until late (just sent you the itinerary too - I'd thought maybe I had done that already, mais non).

    What's your evening look like Saturday? You gonna be free then?
    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:20 AM (t+qrx)
    ------
    Bueno! Let's think about something for the out-of-town homeless waifs on Friday. Saturday evening is wide open!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (MVjcR)

    247 Aw, this is adorable. Just got a phishing email from my system administrator at stoatnet.org, saying that I need to click a link to re-enter my credit card number or else my emails will be suspended!!!

    Except I've been the system administrator there ever since I registered the domain in 2012, so it's like calling someone with a well on their property and saying that their bill's past due and the city's going to shut off their water if they don't give their CC# over the phone.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:50 AM (t+qrx)

    248 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (bUjCl)

    249 So deBlasio told a crowd in NYC yesterday "there is plenty of money in the world, it's just in the wrong hands". Wonder when people are going to wake up - okay not all of them but when do the wealthy start to punish people like this with their feet? I used to love NY, now I hate the three or four times a year I have to go there for business.

    Posted by: rammajamma at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (xceTB)

    250 "I know, right? 1969, Jets beat Colts. Mets beat Orioles. And it was all downhill from there."
    -Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (/tuJf)

    *HAH!*

    ...a series of upsets.

    That is a funny perspective. "What could possibly go wrong?"

    -"Let me tell you about 1969"...

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (Ckg4U)

    251 248 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....
    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
    ------
    Pretty sure it was cats.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (MVjcR)

    252 biking around Davis with a pistol and several clips magazines.

    FIFY.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (MT9xU)

    253 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....


    I think it was Zod.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

    254 I can only put off the inevitable cheese toastie for so long. I'll be over at Athena's Diner if anyone needs me, otherwise you guys have a fine day. *waves*

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (t+qrx)

    255 Gotta run an errand. Back later.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:53 AM (MVjcR)

    256 Ha! Weasel, I suspect as much, but did not want to say anything out loud...

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:53 AM (bUjCl)

    257 Hi grammie,

    Sorry to hear you have Bell's.

    I've had some patients who've had it through the years.

    It's a weird one that doctors don't always have great handle on. If you're not getting the results you want, try someone else.

    On the upside, sometimes it just goes away as quickly as it came. On the downside, it can take a while to go away or lessen to a livable degree.

    But, usually it always lessens or goes away.

    It often seems to have a trigger. so, maybe you can figure out what your is.

    But, as always, I don't know
    you or your situation, so always check with your doctor and it never hurts to get a second opinion esp. if you live in or near a big city. There may be a specialist who handles a lot of Bell's cases.

    Hope things get better for you soon.

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 09:54 AM (CRRq9)

    258 "wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it..."
    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (bUjCl)
    ------
    "Pretty sure it was cats."
    -Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (MVjcR)

    I'll take "Things that are True for 500, Alex."

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 09:54 AM (Ckg4U)

    259 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....

    I learned it in first grade.....slow learner.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2019 09:54 AM (cxHbL)

    260 Is a cheese toastie a type of grilled cheese sandwich or a piece of toast with cheese melted on top???

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (kufk0)

    261 I think it was Zod.
    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)


    LOL; Good one!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (AllCR)

    262 Thanks naturalflake. They're blaming it on my Lupus. It's always lupus.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (lwiT4)

    263 Can't say I remember SB III exactly, am sure I watched it. Do remember Joe was everywhere on tv and think this area was for the Jets.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (/rm4P)

    264
    Guy in wheelchair with Indian garb is funny.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at January 12, 2019 09:56 AM (jYje5)

    265 So deBlasio told a crowd in NYC yesterday "there is
    plenty of money in the world, it's just in the wrong hands". Wonder when
    people are going to wake up - okay not all of them but when do the
    wealthy start to punish people like this with their feet? I used to love
    NY, now I hate the three or four times a year I have to go there for
    business.

    Posted by: rammajamma at January 12, 2019 09:51 AM (xceTB)

    I talked with a New Yorker just the other day. We both decided that people go along with the absurdities simply because that is all they know and where they are from. No doubt people should vote with their feet. But too many are focused on their dumb phones to bother.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (n13/j)

    266 Is a cheese toastie a type of grilled cheese sandwich or a piece of toast with cheese melted on top???
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (kufk0)


    It's just a British way of saying grilled cheese sandwich.

    Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (t+qrx)

    267 What is Texas toast anyway?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (CrsGI)

    268 Now there's what looks like a Native American in full head dress and deer skins speaking to reporters. In French.

    Posted by: Blutarski at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (+Tibp)

    269 lin-duh - In Patrick O'Brien's Napoleonic era sea novels he uses toasted cheese as a staple food for his heroes. I have yet to get a definitive recipe for what they are eating. Don't think its a grilled cheese sammy.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:58 AM (/rm4P)

    270 What is Texas toast anyway?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (CrsGI)

    I think it comes from NYC. It is toast, but big like Texas.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 09:58 AM (n13/j)

    271 "What is Texas toast anyway?"
    -Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:57 AM (CrsGI)

    Thick garlic bread.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 09:59 AM (Ckg4U)

    272 199 - Piker.

    Posted by: Shep Smith reporting from the men's room at the Port Authority Bus Station at January 12, 2019 09:59 AM (11H2y)

    273 Me-Again's "divorce settlement" with NBC gets her $69 million, and apparently does not contain a non-compete clause.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2019 10:00 AM (MT9xU)

    274 The people who often say "The money is in the wrong hands" figure everyting will be fine if the money is in their hands. DeBlasio is a Communist even though he doesn't say that who wants to be head of the politburo American style.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 10:00 AM (AllCR)

    275 Hello, {{{grammie}}}. The Hot Stove season has seen many a trade in Major League Baseball. I haven't been able to keep-up with my home situation, but I'll be digesting it soon.

    Here's to Spring training Baseball!

    *raises orange juice*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:01 AM (Ckg4U)

    276 Texas toast is just bread that's sliced extract thick, like about an inch thick, and toasted on a griddle.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (kufk0)

    277 But I'm not on board with the Neo Paganism of Vikenes and I've gotten to the point that I am leery when people say they are an enviromentalisst.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (AllCR)

    278 he people who often say "The money is in the wrong
    hands" figure everyting will be fine if the money is in their hands.
    DeBlasio is a Communist even though he doesn't say that who wants to be
    head of the politburo American style.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 10:00 AM (AllCR)

    I can't believe these people once elected Rudy. This DeBlasio has attacked the cops, has attacked private businesses like Chick Fil A, and has been a general jagoff. Who is next? Can they do worse?

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (n13/j)

    279 Thanks naturalflake. They're blaming it on my Lupus. It's always lupus.

    Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM (lwiT4)



    That Lupus is one badly behaved wolf, ain't it?

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 10:03 AM (CRRq9)

    280 Thank you for your kind words at the end of the ONT, Fenelon.

    I am often told that I have "A Gift", but I choose to demure and thank God.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:03 AM (Ckg4U)

    281 There was a good read at American Thinker today What Socialists Really Want, and if they just get their way everything will be equil and fine.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 10:04 AM (/rm4P)

    282 276 Texas toast is just bread that's sliced extract thick, like about an inch thick, and toasted on a griddle.
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (kufk0)

    In Texas.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

    283
    This DeBlasio has attacked the cops, has attacked private businesses like Chick Fil A, and has been a general jagoff. Who is next? Can they do worse?
    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (n13/j)







    Here, hold my chardonnay.

    Posted by: Alexandrettaia Occasional-Cortex at January 12, 2019 10:06 AM (eXA4G)

    284 Socialism always ends in starvation and genocide.

    "Equally distributed Poverty" doesn't end well when "Elites" think they deserve so much more.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:06 AM (Ckg4U)

    285 Getting cranked up in Paris.

    Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2019 10:07 AM (GL/05)

    286 "In Texas."
    -Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

    *clap*clap*clap*clap*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:08 AM (Ckg4U)

    287 285 Getting cranked up in Paris.
    Posted by: Golfman at January 12, 2019 10:07 AM (GL/05)

    Dude, wear a rubber. She's been around, IYKWIM.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    288 Look at California.


    Leftist paradise.


    Biggest poverty class, along with a massive number of millionaires/billionaires-- that 'income disparity' they claim to be so concerned about.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 12, 2019 10:10 AM (m075u)

    289 I have to remember that this isn't the ONT.

    *downshifts into second gear*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:10 AM (Ckg4U)

    290 The Texas bakery brand of Mrs. Bairds sells loaves of Texas toast in all the grocery stores.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 10:11 AM (kufk0)

    291 289 I have to remember that this isn't the ONT.

    *downshifts into second gear*

    ===

    *looks up at the sex education article link

    Nah, you're good.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:12 AM (bUjCl)

    292 Me-Again's "divorce settlement" with NBC gets her $69 million, and apparently does not contain a non-compete clause.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2019 10:00 AM (MT9xU)



    If someone wants to pay me to stop working,

    I'll do it for only $10M.



    I'm a bargain!

    Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2019 10:12 AM (CRRq9)

    293 273 Me-Again's "divorce settlement" with NBC gets her $69 million, and apparently does not contain a non-compete clause.
    _______________

    But it does contain a provision that requires her to keep her lips zipped about NBC (i.e. no tell-all books about what really goes on there), which is probably what they were most worried about.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2019 10:12 AM (fqUgw)

    294 120 114

    I've never been to Paris. Am I missing anything?


    People who were there 10-15 years ago say it's a sh*thole now. So probably not.


    Beiruit used to be called "The Paris of Lebanon." Now you can call Paris "The Beiruit of France."

    Posted by: BJM at January 12, 2019 10:13 AM (hu22E)

    295 Skip, that toasted cheese is just what it sounds like. I went on a kick of toasting a bunch in the oven.
    A grater and parchment paper is your friend. 400 degree oven . Older cheeses are better (drier).

    Posted by: MarkY at January 12, 2019 10:14 AM (BnbXB)

    296 "*looks up at the sex education article link
    Nah, you're good.
    "
    -Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:12 AM (bUjCl)

    *fistbump*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:14 AM (Ckg4U)

    297 Texas toast is what happens when Ted Nugent flame-throwers the illegals climbing his fence.

    Posted by: Rosco P. Coltrane at January 12, 2019 10:15 AM (LiAdW)

    298 https://www.thespruceeats.com/
    the-great-british-cheese-toastie-
    recipe-4154744

    Looks like a grilled cheese sammich...

    Posted by: from the back pew at January 12, 2019 10:17 AM (1rrXc)

    299 52 Cherokee Love

    thats funny right there

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:17 AM (JFO2v)

    300 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....

    -
    Legend has it that before the Battle of Agincourt, the French (it's always the French) bragged that they would cut off the English longbow men's (it's always the longbows) bow pulling fingers and that after the battle the English showed the French that they still had their fingers.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 12, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)

    301 283
    This DeBlasio has attacked the cops, has attacked private businesses like Chick Fil A, and has been a general jagoff. Who is next? Can they do worse?
    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 10:02 AM (n13/j)







    Here, hold my chardonnay.
    Posted by: Alexandrettaia Occasional-Cortex at January 12, 2019 10:06 AM (eXA4G)

    The other days he said there is enough money in N YC, just in the wrong pockets!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:19 AM (JFO2v)

    302 Darnit... I missed grammie. The rest of you are fine, I guess, but I guess I'll just watch the tee-vee.

    *kicks dirt*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:20 AM (Ckg4U)

    303 And now, this week's number one hit - "Cherokee Love"...

    Posted by: Zombie Casey Kasem at January 12, 2019 10:20 AM (bUjCl)

    304
    Jeepers!

    It's cold here.

    I'm gonna make me one of them cheese toasties!

    Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Warren at January 12, 2019 10:22 AM (CRRq9)

    305 303 And now, this week's number one hit - "Cherokee Love"...
    Posted by: Zombie Casey Kasem at January 12, 2019 10:20 AM (bUjCl)

    Would pay cash money to see Liawatha walk onstage toe Cherokee Nation!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:22 AM (JFO2v)

    306 Today's Long-Distance Dedication comes from a listener in Spokane, Washington.

    She writes, Dear Casey...

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:22 AM (Ckg4U)

    307 ..Cheroke Love, dedicated to one Lizabeth W....from SA

    Posted by: Zombie Casey Kasem at January 12, 2019 10:23 AM (bUjCl)

    308 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaj7p7sy

    Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 12, 2019 10:24 AM (8lLw2)

    309 Cherokee Nation,...

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:25 AM (CrsGI)

    310 308

    oh the dreaded fully automatic military assault weapon grade 6" barrel revolver! They should be banned!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

    311 Brazil says it recognizes Venezuelan opposition leader as president...

    -
    Huh. I wonder where this will lead.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 12, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

    312 Morning all

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2019 10:27 AM (Kb9ZN)

    313 277
    But I'm not on board with the Neo Paganism of Vikernes and I've gotten
    to the point that I am leery when people say they are an
    enviromentalisst.


    You missed the part about church burning, which he has refuted. Neo Paganism is silly so I ignore it. His environmentalism is sincere but almost as bad as his Neo Paganism.

    However, as a barometer of how bad the left are getting he's very useful.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:28 AM (rHFnC)

    314 Paul Revere and the Raiders right?

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:29 AM (CrsGI)

    315 Brazil says it recognizes Venezuelan opposition leader as president...

    -
    Huh. I wonder where this will lead.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
    -----
    Probably a very dead opposition leader....

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 10:30 AM (kufk0)

    316 Morning all

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2019 10:27 AM (Kb9ZN)
    ----------

    NGU, did you get my email yesterday?

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 10:31 AM (U5tDi)

    317 So Brazil recognizes President Chalupa?

    Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 12, 2019 10:31 AM (8lLw2)

    318 "Probably a very dead opposition leader..."
    -Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 10:30 AM (kufk0)

    The choir hears that.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:31 AM (Ckg4U)

    319 Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:28 AM (rHFnC)


    No; I didn't see about the church burning-uggh-and the fact that he belonged to neo-nazis groups is a very bad thing. He does, however, have some good points about the elites in France-yes. I wouldn't have known anything about what's going on outside Paris without that.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2019 10:32 AM (AllCR)

    320 /posted on emt for some reason so have to repost

    So, if someone cannot watch TV on , say 1/25/19 in the afternoon, and wished to see a certain member of the Horde nation do magic on Jeopardy !...and does not TeeVo...who would that someone do if that someone wants to see it ? Is it rebroadcast ? Asking for a friend, obviously...

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:32 AM (bUjCl)

    321 oh the dreaded fully automatic military assault weapon grade 6" barrel revolver! They should be banned!

    Bugs Bunny, "Eeehhh, ain't dey the smartest?"

    Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 12, 2019 10:32 AM (8lLw2)

    322 281 There was a good read at American Thinker today What Socialists Really Want, and if they just get their way everything will be equil and fine.
    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 10:04 AM (/rm4P)

    There are only two type of Socialist Progressives: Those that wish to be ruled over and The Rulers.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

    323 Morning NGU!

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:34 AM (bUjCl)

    324 There are only two type of Socialist Progressives: Those that wish to be ruled over and The Rulers.

    -
    I was going to go with idiot and the criminal.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 12, 2019 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

    325 I'm back. Miss me? Had to run to the store to pick up a workbench I ordered for the barn at WA. 3" of snow in the forecast so a ton of snow shovels and ice melt by the registers.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 10:39 AM (MVjcR)

    326 Paris Yellow Vests Live
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLGOkXnAiqs

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 10:39 AM (eJj1Q)

    327 I thought NDAs were the worst thing ever? It's so hard to keep up these days.

    Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2019 10:40 AM (ZfRYq)

    328 Accoster funny memes...
    https://twitter.com/V_actually/status/
    1083775025734397952

    Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2019 10:40 AM (Evws/)

    329 319 No; I didn't see about the church burning-uggh-and the fact that he belonged to neo-nazis groups is a very bad thing.


    He denied the church-burning accusation.

    I don't think he's a neo-nazi, either although the SPLC would probably call him one.

    But he did kill someone and served time for it. He claimed self-defense but that's a little fuzzy.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:41 AM (rHFnC)

    330 Any of you watched "The Deuce" ? it's on HBO. About the rise (yes, the rise) of the porn industry in the 70's ? James Franco and Maggie Gyllenhaal ? The Daily mail this morning made me think of that.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:41 AM (bUjCl)

    331 It'll snow here one day

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:41 AM (CrsGI)

    332 Pierre Trudeau wants One Million immigrants in Canada by 2021.

    Well I am pretty sure there are a million Socialists in NYC who could move to get away from Trump.

    Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 12, 2019 10:42 AM (8lLw2)

    333
    300 ....wonder how the whole middle finger gesture started, I mean, who invented it....

    -
    Legend has it that before the Battle of Agincourt, the French (it's always the French) bragged that they would cut off the English longbow men's (it's always the longbows) bow pulling fingers and that after the battle the English showed the French that they still had their fingers.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 12, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)





    That legend is actually for the Limey version of flipping someone off, the backwards V (back of the hand towards the target), as opposed to the V for Victory thing, with the palm towards the target.

    The middle finger goes back at least to Roman times, and if I had to guess on the meaning/origins, it's most likely phallic in nature.

    Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2019 10:43 AM (eXA4G)

    334 It always gets very cold around Eastern Orthodox New Year.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

    335 Snowed in Barstow when I was a kid

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:44 AM (CrsGI)

    336 Evidence that Trump is a Playa.

    Bezos has made WaPo a Leftie attack vehicle to buy indulgences from the Left to excuse his abhorrent labor practices at Amazon. By doing so he's made Trump an enemy.

    The National Enquirer broke Bezos's affair, and its owner is a friend of Trump's. Bezos will lose $70B in the divorce, and will lose control of Amazon if the wife is vindictive.

    Coincidence?

    Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2019 10:45 AM (1UZdv)

    337 315 Probably a very dead opposition leader


    Jay Nordlinger interviewed the opposition leader's daughter on his Q.A. podcast several months ago. I can't find it searching on Venezuela though (I found his interviews with Hannah Dreier, which I know are older).

    She's out of the country. At the time the regime would not dare to harm him but that may have changed and he may have gotten out of the country by now but he declined to flee when his family did and he was in prison then.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:45 AM (rHFnC)

    338
    Westminster breakowns are up. Borzoi are 0-0-8-12. One of the 12 is Delilah.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (LsBY9)

    339 332
    Pierre Trudeau wants One Million immigrants in Canada by 2021.


    You mean Just-in.

    There is an election this year but the new conservative leader is not very good, according to my daughter who keeps track of these things for me.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (rHFnC)

    340 Coincidence?

    ==

    Maybe, maybe not. Sounds like it was not much of a secret.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (bUjCl)

    341 Westminster breakowns are up. Borzoi are 0-0-8-12. One of the 12 is Delilah.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (LsBY9)

    Congratulations !

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:48 AM (bUjCl)

    342 Story below the handsy substitute teacher has this headline:

    "Twin Valley South student dies after suicide attempt"


    No, you idiots, that wasn't a suicide attempt. That was a suicide.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2019 10:49 AM (cY3LT)

    343 (0-0-8-12 is good right ?)

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:50 AM (bUjCl)

    344 @336. I had not thought of that.

    I hadn't thought of Bezos in re the Trump curse but that sounds plausible.

    Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2019 10:51 AM (ZfRYq)

    345 We have little Saigon in Westminster here, good food and bikini coffee shops

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:51 AM (CrsGI)

    346 So Mexican is tired of criminal taping fuel pipeline and stealing trucks. So the assign about 9k police to stop the thefts and gangs. So the gangs have now sabotaged major pipelines.

    Man do we need more people that think like that here in the US!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2019 10:52 AM (JFO2v)

    347 "Tinfoulbaby" -?

    I think your sock is one-vowel-off from the norm, amigo!

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:53 AM (Ckg4U)

    348 Pierre Trudeau wants One Million immigrants in Canada by 2021.

    --------------------------
    You mean Just-in.

    There is an election this year but the new conservative leader is not very good, according to my daughter who keeps track of these things for me.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (rHFnC)


    Time to start seriously considering that border wall on the northern border as well.

    Really, Canada is like your younger cousin who was always a bit weird, and then in his late teens starts hanging out with gangs, commits petty larceny, and appears to be moving up to grand theft and armed criminal action.

    Time to stop inviting him to family picnics.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2019 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

    349 More evidence that Trump is a Playa

    Trumps is saying that he wants the shutdown to go a bit longer.

    We're at Day 21. If it goes 30 days, agencies can RIF furloughed federal employees. Expect some agencies to cut 10%. I'd bet Mick Mulvaney has the plan.

    If so, Chuck and Nancy walked into this.

    Give me an OctoMom Barrett SCOTUS nomination and MY head will explode

    Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2019 10:54 AM (1UZdv)

    350 Hey now

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:55 AM (CrsGI)

    351 lol, I thought my eyes were deceiving me - "was he always Tinfoulbaby ??? was I misreading the nic all these years...???"

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:56 AM (bUjCl)

    352
    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:50 AM (bUjCl)

    To read a breakdown:
    First number is class dogs
    Second number is class bitches
    Third number is special (champion) dogs
    Fourth number is special bitches.

    Westminster is basically a specials-only show, so having no or few class entries is not surprising. Lila's chances depend on who else shows up and how she performs. With the Field Marshal in charge, we hope lightning strikes.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LsBY9)

    353 Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:25 AM (CrsGI)

    TINFOIL BABY, now that I have your attention-check your signature line.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2019 10:57 AM (uquGJ)

    354 88 82 Tinfoilbably is my name, what you got that's not lame?
    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 09:03 AM (CrsGI)

    Tinfoilbaby =/= Tinfoulbaby
    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 09:05 AM (eJj1Q)

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 10:57 AM (eJj1Q)

    355 "Hey now."
    -Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:55 AM (CrsGI)

    Perhaps it is intentional, then, Hank.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:57 AM (Ckg4U)

    356 If I ever went religious - it would be Lutheran. The only religious sect I ever felt comfortable around. The "pastor" I knew a little bit had his shit straight.

    Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 12, 2019 10:58 AM (O5vbk)

    357
    The Westminster Kennel Club show: the creature comforts of the Black Hole of Calcutta and the hospitality of the Bataan Death March, all at New York prices.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2019 10:58 AM (LsBY9)

    358 Would a Great Wall made of peaches really work?

    Posted by: No at January 12, 2019 10:58 AM (+mp6x)

    359 Whoops

    Posted by: Tinfoulbaby at January 12, 2019 10:58 AM (CrsGI)

    360 Sorry. I just tilt my head when pattern-recognition is a bit askew.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 10:59 AM (Ckg4U)

    361 Westminster is basically a specials-only show, so having no or few class entries is not surprising. Lila's chances depend on who else shows up and how she performs. With the Field Marshal in charge, we hope lightning strikes.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2019 10:56 AM (LsBY9)

    thanks Hadrian. here is hoping, I love Borzoi...a Borzoi was very, very close last year...

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 10:59 AM (bUjCl)

    362 My face is redish

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:00 AM (CrsGI)

    363 337 Jay Nordlinger interviewed the opposition leader's daughter on his Q.A. podcast several months ago.


    https://tinyurl.com/ybbd3o6t

    Turns out I was wrong about the order.

    There is more than one "opposition leader" but at the time of this interview (May 2016), I believe this guy was the most popular.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 11:00 AM (rHFnC)

    364 I need to go and get the makings for Philly cheesesteak sandwiches.....soon

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:01 AM (kufk0)

    365 To read a breakdown:
    First number is class dogs
    Second number is class bitches
    Third number is special (champion) dogs
    Fourth number is special bitches.

    Eh. Bitches always think they're special.

    Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)

    366 "What is this bull$hit I am reading that the FBI launched a counterintelligence criminal investigation into Trump because he fired comey? "

    Agree. FBI is leaking to spin that its attempted coup was a justified investigation. Recall that the FBI #2 Deep Throat took down Nixon.

    As I write, MSNBC has people on saying that Trump was (and still is)a Russian asset.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (1UZdv)

    367 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:00 AM (CrsGI)

    yay

    Posted by: m at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (eJj1Q)

    368 "My face is redish."
    -Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:00 AM (CrsGI)

    You should see my ass.

    ...okay, poorly-phrased.

    I retract that statement and simply state that I can be an angry, impatient Son-of-a-Gun.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (Ckg4U)

    369 Balzac was a coffee fiend, and said some interesting things about it, e.g.. :

    "Finally, I have discovered a horrible, rather brutal method that I recommend only to men of excessive vigor, men with thick black hair and skin covered with liver spots, men with big square hands and legs shaped like bowling pins.

    It is a question of using finely pulverized, dense coffee, cold and anhydrous, consumed on an empty stomach. This coffee falls into your stomach, a sack whose velvety interior is lined with tapestries of suckers and papillae."

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (/dN1M)

    370 365 Eh. Bitches always think they're special.


    But THOTs are not classy.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (rHFnC)

    371 "I need to go and get the makings for Philly cheesesteak sandwiches.....soon."
    -Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:01 AM (kufk0)

    Please Pardon our Drool.

    *Achtung!*

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:03 AM (Ckg4U)

    372 Lol

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:03 AM (CrsGI)

    373 If the Great Wall is so important why didn't Trump push for it in his first two years ????

    Posted by: No at January 12, 2019 11:03 AM (+mp6x)

    374 Redish is a staple of vegetarian cooking....

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:03 AM (bUjCl)

    375 We gotta new outdoor natural gas griddle. Husband is thinkof stuff to cook on it...

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:04 AM (kufk0)

    376 Sorry. I just tilt my head when pattern-recognition is a bit askew.
    Posted by: Slapweasel
    ---------

    Probably a universal mammalian trait. Our dog does that too.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:05 AM (/dN1M)

    377 If the Great Wall is so important why didn't Trump push for it in his first two years ????

    =


    My friend, why you up so early ? Fleas ???

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:05 AM (bUjCl)

    378 375 We gotta new outdoor natural gas griddle. Husband is thinkof stuff to cook on it...
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:04 AM (kufk0)

    ------
    Well, aren't we all fancy with our outside griddle!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:06 AM (MVjcR)

    379 Griddle or grill?

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:06 AM (CrsGI)

    380 "Twin Valley South student dies after suicide attempt"


    No, you idiots, that wasn't a suicide attempt. That was a suicide.

    -
    From NBC News yesterday:

    "Police say a New Jersey man fought off an unwanted house visitor by using the suspect's own gun, ultimately killing him"

    A commenter suggested they say, "a stranger who hasn't yet become a friend, with a gun."

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 12, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

    381 -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (/dN1M)

    Very descriptive. Is the lining of the stomach actually coated with suckers and papillae, however?

    I've never extricated a human stomach, nor have I studied the subject in enough detail to correlate such detail.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:07 AM (Ckg4U)

    382 Griddle!

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:07 AM (kufk0)

    383 ierre Trudeau wants One Million immigrants in Canada by 2021.



    --------------------------

    You mean Just-in.



    There is an election this year but the new conservative leader is
    not very good, according to my daughter who keeps track of these things
    for me.



    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 10:47 AM (rHFnC)





    Time to start seriously considering that border wall on the northern border as well.



    Really, Canada is like your younger cousin who was always a bit
    weird, and then in his late teens starts hanging out with gangs, commits
    petty larceny, and appears to be moving up to grand theft and armed
    criminal action.



    Time to stop inviting him to family picnics.

    Posted by: BurtTC at January 12, 2019 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

    Canada is like the Milllenials.. Canada never rebelled, just like the Millennials. The first generation that never rebelled. They just took on the lefttism shoved down their throats and asked for more. They attacked their teachers as not woke enough,but they never rebelled. And when you add in helicopter parenting, you get one weird generation. Canada is the same. We occupy the same continent, but they have no good story at all.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:07 AM (n13/j)

    384 goodness, all these one percenters, with griddles and grills and natural gas cooking...

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:07 AM (bUjCl)

    385 Clearly, my hurtful words were motivated by jealousy. How about breakfast? Eggs and bacon and ham and hash browns and pancakes dripping with maple syrup! I'll be right over.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:08 AM (MVjcR)

    386 "Probably a universal mammalian trait. Our dog does that too."
    -Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:05 AM (/dN1M)

    When I scratch behind my ear with my foot, people look at me funny.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:08 AM (Ckg4U)

    387 Wife wants me to build an outdoor fireplace. We have a firepit. I guess she wants something fancy.

    I get the "griddle" thing. Would like to hear more.

    Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 12, 2019 11:08 AM (O5vbk)

    388 I'd also like homemade biscuits. And sausage gravy. And fresh juice. And a fruit medley.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (MVjcR)

    389 Well, we had to convert it from propane to NG since we have a hook up. We burned out our last grill after 8 years so we thought we'd try something different. Plus you can do breakfast on it! Hash, potatoes, eggs, sausage, bacon, pancakes, toast, etc.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (kufk0)

    390 Progressivism is the belief that society would be better if it was ruled by an intellectual elite.

    A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves a part of this elite.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

    391 Am I wrong, or is it impossible for griddle to get the flame on the meat?

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (CrsGI)

    392 goodness, all these one percenters, with griddles and grills and natural gas cooking...


    I ate a rock..

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2019 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

    393 Weasel,
    By the time you get here....it may be ready...ha!

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:11 AM (kufk0)

    394 Not bashing good Canadians here, as I know there are quite a few. I am just talking history. How does America account for so many lefties? I don't think we can, that is on us.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:11 AM (n13/j)

    395 I want an outdoor kitchen. I have the natural gas lines right there, but I have never been able to reconcile the cost with the fantasy.

    Thank goodness I am frugal because this Liver Death is going to ream me.

    Please disregard that last sentence. I am a Happy Warrior with his eyes on the prize.

    ...who wants an outdoor kitchen.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:12 AM (Ckg4U)

    396 You had rocks? Luxury! We only had hard red clay!

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:12 AM (MVjcR)

    397 I ate a rock..


    Don't eat rocks....moss ok, dandelions...

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:13 AM (bUjCl)

    398 I'd also like homemade biscuits. And sausage gravy. And fresh juice. And a fruit medley.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (MVjcR)

    Tuite Suite, and some good coffee.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:13 AM (n13/j)

    399 393 Weasel,
    By the time you get here....it may be ready...ha!
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:11 AM (kufk0)
    ------
    Sure wish you could have made it up here next month. Looking forward to visiting TX next year with WeaselWoman.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (MVjcR)

    400
    "What is this bull$hit I am reading that the FBI
    launched a counterintelligence criminal investigation into Trump because
    he fired comey? "



    Agree. FBI is leaking to spin that its attempted coup was a
    justified investigation. Recall that the FBI #2 Deep Throat took down
    Nixon.



    As I write, MSNBC has people on saying that Trump was (and still is)a Russian asset.
    Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (1UZdv

    =====

    There's also a story that they considered investigating him for "obstruction of justice" before he fired Comey. Before! For what? It's from Lisa Page's testimony.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (13CQC)

    401 I'd also like homemade biscuits. And sausage gravy. And fresh juice. And a fruit medley.
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (MVjcR)
    -----------

    I'd hold out for the ice sculpture carved into the Ace of Spades logo.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (U5tDi)

    402 >>Agree. FBI is leaking to spin that its attempted coup was a justified investigation. Recall that the FBI #2 Deep Throat took down Nixon.

    >>As I write, MSNBC has people on saying that Trump was (and still is)a Russian asset.

    But it's not the FBI that is leaking. This article was based on reporting done by the Epoch Times, a Trump leaning organization. And the leak is likely coming from the House.

    They are trying to spin alright but they are in damage control mode.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (/tuJf)

    403 No flame but you can get an excellent sear! It's by a company called Camp Chef. Look at their flat top grills. We can actually remove the griddle and there is a grill underneath. The griddle plate is about 40 lbs so that won't be happening too often....

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (kufk0)

    404 Hash, potatoes, eggs, sausage, bacon, pancakes, toast, etc.
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (kufk0)

    cheese toasties

    Posted by: from the back pew at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (1rrXc)

    405 No

    The damage fron pbho to world peace, America and his hatred of progress and reason was so severe that there were other, larger priorities to fix first.

    Plus the Republican majority betrayed American citizens.

    If Trump, who has governed as the most Constitution-following President since Eisenhower, was truly as evil as Democratic leaders, we would have Leftists in camps. Which is what Bill Ayers wants for the American citizens his preferred fascist government would do to the millions he did not kill outright. And Bill Ayers wrote the book Dreams From My Father, supposedly from Barak Obama.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2019 11:15 AM (u82oZ)

    406 And cheese grits!! But not on the griddle.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:15 AM (MVjcR)

    407 The Religion of Pieces doesn't hold its liquor very well.
    ----------

    Mohammed Abdul ?
    "Raging Abdul clambered into his Suzuki Vitara after smoking cannabis and downing 15 vodkas and tequila shots."

    Who could see that goin wrong?

    The guy's pic pretty much says it all.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (YvUf/)

    408 "Am I wrong, or is it impossible for griddle to get the flame on the meat?"
    -Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (CrsGI)

    You are correct. A "Griddle" is a flat piece of metal that allows no flame to reach the protein involved.

    The advantage is usually an even heat that puts a "crusty" Maillard-Effect on its subject.

    A thick piece of metal, as you would find in your finer stove-top pans, makes for even distribution of heat.

    No flames will ever reach your meat.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (Ckg4U)

    409 379
    Griddle or grill?


    Or pipe:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5pQMCAxZU

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (rHFnC)

    410 I have quit giving people the finger. I've gone Euro with The Fig. Closed fist, thumb protruding between the middle and index fingers, which I believe represents a dick up your ass.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (yQpMk)

    411 I'd hold out for the ice sculpture carved into the Ace of Spades logo.

    Posted by: bluebell
    ---
    I was thinking more along the lines of cookies with the logo....

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (kufk0)

    412 Anyone ever have japanese breakfast ?...Probably (we have a world class crew here). It's awful, ain't it. Seaweed bullion and salty fish. and something else, I forget what.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (bUjCl)

    413 >>No flames will ever reach your meat.

    Well that's a relief.

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (/tuJf)

    414
    I'd hold out for the ice sculpture carved into the Ace of Spades logo.

    Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (U5tDi)
    ------
    Back in the olden days I was the purchasing director for a big hotel. My office was next to the loading dock where the chefs would carve ice sculptures. Interesting work.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (MVjcR)

    415 I'm strongly considering an outdoor kitchen - since I've mastered decks. No natty gas though ... what I have in mind is more a small functional brick oven/grill.

    I think I'll build it this summer.

    Posted by: JayDub Walker at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (O5vbk)

    416 Am I wrong, or is it impossible for griddle to get the flame on the meat?"

    -Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:10 AM (CrsGI)



    You are correct. A "Griddle" is a flat piece of metal that allows no flame to reach the protein involved.



    The advantage is usually an even heat that puts a "crusty" Maillard-Effect on its subject.



    A thick piece of metal, as you would find in your finer stove-top pans, makes for even distribution of heat.



    No flames will ever reach your meat.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (Ckg4U)

    I have been around a few cooked meats in my day. I am sold on the reverse sear for steaks. It is no fad, it is a better way of cooking a steak, period.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (n13/j)

    417 Back in the olden days I was the purchasing director for a big hotel. My office was next to the loading dock where the chefs would carve ice sculptures. Interesting work.
    Posted by: Weasel
    ----
    So YOU DO have connections.....

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (kufk0)

    418 Griddle is for pancakes, sausages, and more pancakes.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:19 AM (bUjCl)

    419 405 If Trump, who has governed as the most Constitution-following President since Eisenhower


    Chris Demuth noted this in a recent podcast with Stephen Hayes over on powerline.

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 11:19 AM (rHFnC)

    420 I have a charcoal grill, a propane grill and a Fire Pit.

    By Far, the best burgers I've ever tasted came off of that Fire Pit in under six minutes.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (Ckg4U)

    421 This company, Camp Chef,also has outdoor pizza ovens...... one day.....

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (kufk0)

    422 417 Back in the olden days I was the purchasing director for a big hotel. My office was next to the loading dock where the chefs would carve ice sculptures. Interesting work.
    Posted by: Weasel
    ----
    So YOU DO have connections.....
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (kufk0)
    -------
    Yeah. The dumpster was next to my office, too. With big rats in abundance.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (MVjcR)

    423 Agree. FBI is leaking to spin that its attempted coup was a
    justified investigation. Recall that the FBI #2 Deep Throat took down
    Nixon.



    As I write, MSNBC has people on saying that Trump was (and still is)a Russian asset.
    Posted by: Ignoramus at January 12, 2019 11:02 AM (1UZdv

    =====

    There's also a story that they considered investigating him for "obstruction of justice" before he fired Comey. Before! For what? It's from Lisa Page's testimony.
    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2019 11:14 AM (13CQC)

    What is amazing is that they are spinning this as if any of it is now information.

    These are the EXACT allegations that got Mueller appointed.

    This is old news being spun as new allegations.

    The exact same allegations as Meuller has been investigating for a long time, and has not found any evidence of.

    Posted by: Don Q at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (NgKpN)

    424 For those who haven't seen it, here is the Epoch Times article that the NYT is attempting to spin. Again, this was House testimony not FBI testimony and the NYT did not get the leak, Jeff Carlson at Epoch Times did.

    https://tinyurl.com/y72n5nx5

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

    425 Good to know Business Insider Deutschland is just as crappy as Business Insider here.

    They don't even know what CBD is. Sad!

    Posted by: scottst at January 12, 2019 11:20 AM (mDrEG)

    426 I can do the "smash burger" type of burgers on the griddle in under 2 minutes...yum!

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:21 AM (kufk0)

    427 "I have been around a few cooked meats in my day. I am sold on the reverse sear for steaks. It is no fad, it is a better way of cooking a steak, period."
    -Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (n13/j)

    I haven't tried that yet, but I've heard testimony In Spades to your conclusion.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:21 AM (Ckg4U)

    428 Fire+ meat = good

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:22 AM (CrsGI)

    429 Anyone ever have japanese breakfast ?...Probably (we
    have a world class crew here). It's awful, ain't it. Seaweed bullion
    and salty fish. and something else, I forget what.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (bUjCl)'Fermented Natto?
    I think Japanese food is great. But having watched quite a few traveling chefs. You would think that they would meet there match in Africa or some where in East Asia. But no, there is always a dish from Japan that they can not stomach. Natto is one of them but there are many others.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:23 AM (n13/j)

    430 Pro Tip: Never use pine wood to grill a burger.

    Most men know this, but I'll inform the kids. Because it is all about The Children.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:23 AM (Ckg4U)

    431 Yeah. The dumpster was next to my office, too. With big rats in abundance.
    Posted by: Weasel
    ---
    I work across the street from a very popular and famous hotel. My window looks out to their loading docks and dumpster. Good times, all the famous people go in this way.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:23 AM (kufk0)

    432 Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:17 AM (bUjCl)

    I have that occasionally because I saw it on a cooking channel. I like the version with hot green tea over rice and some fish though. I suspect that breakfast looked a lot like "leftovers from dinner" in many houses.

    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2019 11:24 AM (uquGJ)

    433 Which is what Bill Ayers wants for the American citizens his preferred fascist government would do to the millions he did not kill outright.
    ---------

    I note that the press completely ignored:

    "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." - Barack Obama

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:25 AM (w54mS)

    434 I have been around a few cooked meats in my day. I
    am sold on the reverse sear for steaks. It is no fad, it is a better
    way of cooking a steak, period."

    -Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:18 AM (n13/j)



    I haven't tried that yet, but I've heard testimony In Spades to your conclusion.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:21 AM (Ckg4U)

    It is the real deal. You get a better sear and the meat is always warm even if you go for rare. And it is less time dependent meaning harder to screw up.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:25 AM (n13/j)

    435 'Cheese toasties' that you can eat without extending your pinking finger:

    Cheeze Whiz sprayed on toasted Wonder Bread.

    Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2019 11:25 AM (9Uclw)

    436 Traverse sear is good. I got a sousvide for Christmas and have to say the steaks are perfectly done after searing them on the griddle. Now I want a steak.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:25 AM (kufk0)

    437 lin-duh - In Patrick O'Brien's Napoleonic era sea novels he uses toasted cheese as a staple food for his heroes. I have yet to get a definitive recipe for what they are eating. Don't think its a grilled cheese sammy.

    Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2019 09:58 AM (/rm4P)


    In Aubrey's day, toasted cheese was toasted bread, topped with cheese (the three types specifically mentioned are cheddar, manchego and parmesan) and then browned again. There is also the option to top the cheese with a little dry mustard before browning.

    This recipe is from the book Lobscouse and Spotted Dog, which is a book specifically about the cooking mentioned in Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin novels.

    Today, however, in Old Blighty a cheese toastie is just some variety of toasted cheese sandwich. From the pictures in the article, it looks like they are making some of them in their George Foreman grills.

    Personally, I like to make toasted cheese sandwiches in the frying pan; to get that to work you have to butter the bread, which adds a little extra something to the dish.

    Posted by: HTL at January 12, 2019 11:26 AM (RwInT)

    438 I know, right? 1969, Jets beat Colts. Mets beat Orioles. And it was all downhill from there."
    -Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 09:47 AM (/tuJf)


    Old timers in Balmer still hate Shula for that game.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at January 12, 2019 11:26 AM (y7DUB)

    439 Fire+ meat = good
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

    ------

    *!*

    Posted by: A Neanderthal at January 12, 2019 11:26 AM (w54mS)

    440 I think Japanese food is great. But having watched quite a few traveling chefs. You would think that they would meet there match in Africa or some where in East Asia. But no, there is always a dish from Japan that they can not stomach. Natto is one of them but there are many others.
    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:23 AM (n13/j)

    Oh, I agree, the food is great. It's just that the breakfast fare seems out of order.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:26 AM (bUjCl)

    441 I'm not a fan of Japanese, nor Chinese food. I guess I'm not much of a "Fish-Guy".

    I'll eat it, but reluctantly.

    ...unless I catch it myself.

    Then everyone must be happy to eat it because Pride.

    ...and lemon.

    ...but mostly Pride.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)

    442 Watching poutine on TV, tastes bland

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:27 AM (CrsGI)

    443 431 Yeah. The dumpster was next to my office, too. With big rats in abundance.
    Posted by: Weasel
    ---
    I work across the street from a very popular and famous hotel. My window looks out to their loading docks and dumpster. Good times, all the famous people go in this way.
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:23 AM (kufk0)
    ----
    I think our dumpster was some sort of message drop for spies. I once saw a guy toss something on top and the side that faced the street would sometimes have chalk marks. This location was right across the Potomac River from D.C.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:27 AM (MVjcR)

    444 I have that occasionally because I saw it on a cooking channel. I like the version with hot green tea over rice and some fish though. I suspect that breakfast looked a lot like "leftovers from dinner" in many houses.
    Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 12, 2019 11:24 AM (uquGJ)

    maybe, maybe

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (bUjCl)

    445 Japanese and Chinese food are different

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (CrsGI)

    446 I used to read the Epoch Times about 10 years ago. It was one of those free newspapers in the boxes on city street corners. Back then a lot of their reporting was about China's cracking down on dissidents. It was fascinating reading then, with lots of info that U.S. never covered. Glad to see that they're hitting the big time now.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (NtglE)

    447 Traverse sear is good. I got a sousvide for
    Christmas and have to say the steaks are perfectly done after searing
    them on the griddle. Now I want a steak.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:25 AM (kufk0)

    I haven't done the sous vide yet. I am not early adopter but I know a lot of people like it. I have not heard about sous vide steaks as of yet but it makes sense. The reverse sear method incorporates trying to dry the outside of the steak as much as possible to increase browning, not sure how that would work with sous vide.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (n13/j)

    448 Just finished my second giant 20oz thing of coffee. Wonder if I should have a third.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (MVjcR)

    449 No flames will ever reach your meat.
    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:16 AM (Ckg4U)

    That's what you think, slave.

    Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at January 12, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

    450 Japanese and Chinese food are different
    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
    -------

    They look alike to me.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:31 AM (4bd7D)

    451 Japanese and Chinese food are different

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (CrsGI)

    very much so

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:31 AM (n13/j)

    452 I chose a new electric power washer as my 20th Anniversary with the company gift. Like this one. (gold watches are apparently a thing of the past)

    https://amzn.to/2M5UbyG

    It's more powerful than my old electric washer. I'm about to try it out.

    Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 12, 2019 11:32 AM (yQpMk)

    453 Just finished my second giant 20oz thing of coffee. Wonder if I should have a third.
    Posted by: Weasel
    --------

    See 369

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:32 AM (4bd7D)

    454 Our Chinese place is unfortunately named 'Good Luck'.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (MVjcR)

    455 I'm not a fan of Japanese, nor Chinese food. I guess I'm not much of a "Fish-Guy".

    I'll eat it, but reluctantly.

    ...unless I catch it myself.

    Then everyone must be happy to eat it because Pride.

    ...and lemon.

    ...but mostly Pride.
    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)

    They do a lot of meat - Japanese steakhouses are good for that. There is also something called Katsu - it's exactly like Schnitzel..and who does not like schnitzel ?? exactly.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (bUjCl)

    456 Man, Weasel, you'd have to scrape me off the ceiling if I drank that many. I just settle for my one 20 ounce-r. It takes at least an hour to finish it.

    Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (uTY3H)

    457 "Japanese and Chinese food are different."
    -Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:30 AM (CrsGI)

    You don't say.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (Ckg4U)

    458 Our Chinese place is unfortunately named 'Good Luck'.


    It could be worse.

    Posted by: Phat Chance at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (yQpMk)

    459
    See 369
    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2019 11:32 AM (4bd7D)
    -------
    I will take that as a yes.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM (MVjcR)

    460 Our Chinese place is unfortunately named 'Good Luck'.
    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (MVjcR)


    There was one in my little town. Massage parlor. Closed down by police for some reason....

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM (bUjCl)

    461 Quint,
    You sous vide in a plastic/vacuum sealed bag. When the steak is done you heat up a cast iron skillet/grill/griddle. Take the steak out of the bag, Pat it dry, I salt it liberally, then slap it on hot iron for a minute or so on each side to get the sear you want, serve. I actually like to sear it in some butter or bacon fat......but that's just me.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM (kufk0)

    462 >>I used to read the Epoch Times about 10 years ago. It was one of those free newspapers in the boxes on city street corners. Back then a lot of their reporting was about China's cracking down on dissidents. It was fascinating reading then, with lots of info that U.S. never covered. Glad to see that they're hitting the big time now.

    That was exactly how they got their start, exposing corruption in the Chinese government. And for the last year or so they have turned their focus on the whole Russia collusion thing.

    In my opinion they are doing some of the best reporting on the facts and piecing together the real collusion and corruption during the 2016 election and Jeff Carlson has been at the top of that.

    Here is another a leak they just published yesterday. McCabe told Congress in 2017 that in his career he had never seen an exoneration statement like the one they gave Hillary done months before the investigation was over.

    https://tinyurl.com/y7229wlo

    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

    463 I just don't like anything but Pepper Steak.

    ...and rice.

    ...but mostly Pepper Steak.

    Those Chinese "ribs" taste like cough medicine and Japanese beef is a roulette-turn, lest it is the famed "Wagyu".

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:35 AM (Ckg4U)

    464 The old school line was that there are only a small group of "international cuisines", cuisines ordered around the world. The original list was French, Italian, Mexican, and Chinese. I still think that list is fair and on point. No doubt many people love some Japanese foods such as sushi and they should be number five imo. Again, this is not criticizing other cuisines, we are talking cuisines people seek out around the world.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:35 AM (n13/j)

    465 Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)

    They do a lot of meat - Japanese steakhouses are good for that. There is also something called Katsu - it's exactly like Schnitzel..and who does not like schnitzel ?? exactly.
    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (bUjCl)

    If its Mongolian Beef, is it Chinese Food? or is that cultural appropriation?

    Gets confusing...

    Posted by: Don Q at January 12, 2019 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

    466 Try our chicken !

    Posted by: FU King Chinese Restaurant at January 12, 2019 11:36 AM (bUjCl)

    467 Sushi is one thing, and I like it, but Japanese food is so much more

    Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2019 11:36 AM (CrsGI)

    468 456 Man, Weasel, you'd have to scrape me off the ceiling if I drank that many. I just settle for my one 20 ounce-r. It takes at least an hour to finish it.
    Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (uTY3H)
    -------
    Hi no good deed!! It's really dark coffee which I understand is lower in caffeine. Plus, I need to write the gun thread today and that should keep me from falling asleep while I'm tapping away.

    Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2019 11:36 AM (MVjcR)

    469 Nood, yall.

    Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2019 11:37 AM (cxHbL)

    470
    Quint,

    You sous vide in a plastic/vacuum sealed bag. When the steak is done
    you heat up a cast iron skillet/grill/griddle. Take the steak out of
    the bag, Pat it dry, I salt it liberally, then slap it on hot iron for a
    minute or so on each side to get the sear you want, serve. I actually
    like to sear it in some butter or bacon fat......but that's just me.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM (kufk0)
    Sounds good to me. It is very much like a reverse sear but you have even more control. As far as bacon fat and butter, I am all in.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:37 AM (n13/j)

    471 If its Mongolian Beef, is it Chinese Food? or is that cultural appropriation?

    Gets confusing...
    Posted by: Don Q at January 12, 2019 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

    Don't get con-fu-sing, you only see it on english language menus !

    Posted by: FU King Chinese Restaurant at January 12, 2019 11:38 AM (bUjCl)

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:38 AM (bUjCl)

    473 Quint,
    It is a reverse sear method. Kenji from seriouseats.com and the tome, the Cooking Lab, has some excellent info on this.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:39 AM (kufk0)

    474 I choose to remain American.

    ...and if I cooked for you, it would be a plate/bowl-scraping treat.

    I guar-un-tee!

    /Justin Wilson.

    ...and I know Cajun is French. I see you working.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:39 AM (Ckg4U)

    475 Quint,

    It is a reverse sear method. Kenji from seriouseats.com and the tome, the Cooking Lab, has some excellent info on this.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:39 AM (kufk0)

    Yes, I good stuff there.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:42 AM (n13/j)

    476 In my opinion they are doing some of the best reporting on the facts and piecing together the real collusion and corruption during the 2016 election and Jeff Carlson has been at the top of that.
    Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2019 11:34 AM
    ~~~~~

    Agreed!

    And thanks for the new link.

    Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2019 11:42 AM (NtglE)

    477
    Quint,

    It is a reverse sear method. Kenji from seriouseats.com and the tome, the Cooking Lab, has some excellent info on this.

    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 11:39 AM (kufk0)

    I know he loves sous vide. I need to get into it. I am still pretty old school with my cast iron skillets, pots, and pans.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:44 AM (n13/j)

    478 I choose to remain American.



    ...and if I cooked for you, it would be a plate/bowl-scraping treat.



    I guar-un-tee!



    /Justin Wilson.



    ...and I know Cajun is French. I see you working.

    Posted by: Slapweasel at January 12, 2019 11:39 AM (Ckg4U)
    And never use a measuring cup, that is for pansies!

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 11:44 AM (n13/j)

    479 Chris Demuth interview

    https://tinyurl.com/ydewdbb3

    [419 405 s/b Stephen Hayward]

    Posted by: Off the reservation at January 12, 2019 11:45 AM (rHFnC)

    480 They do a lot of meat - Japanese steakhouses are
    good for that. There is also something called Katsu - it's exactly like
    Schnitzel..and who does not like schnitzel ?? exactly.

    Posted by: runner at January 12, 2019 11:33 AM (bUjCl)

    I made Katsu. Pain in the ass but worth it. There is some real interesting history behind that dish.

    Posted by: Quint at January 12, 2019 12:00 PM (n13/j)

    481 Is a cheese toastie a type of grilled cheese sandwich or a piece of toast with cheese melted on top???
    Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 12, 2019 09:55 AM

    When we were kids we liked to make Cheese Dreams. Slice of bread, slice of cheese, two slices of bacon, one slice of tomato, under the broiler it goes.

    Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 12, 2019 12:21 PM (zmIJL)

    482 I love yum yum sauce.

    Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 15, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

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