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Woman Who Has Been in a Permanent Vegetative State (Following a Drowning) for 14 Years... Gives Birth

The staff did not notice the comatose woman was gaining weight and a distended belly just like a pregnant woman would. They didn't notice until she went into actual labor.

Obviously, there is an investigation on to find out who impregnated this comatose woman.

A woman who has been in a persistent vegetative state in a nursing facility, unable to communicate, for 14 years has given birth. The case has drawn attention to the frequency of sexual abuse of vulnerable people in facilities like this, and the failures of the system to protect them.

After a near drowning over a decade ago, a woman (whose name has not been released) has been in a persistent vegetative state at an Arizona facility run by Hacienda HealthCare. What must have long been a traumatic situation for her family became much worse when, on December 29, staff noticed her moaning, and on investigation found that she was in labor. The baby was born soon after and is reportedly healthy.

No one had previously recognized she was pregnant, which alone calls into question the quality of care she was receiving. Police are investigating how she became impregnated while clearly incapable of giving consent. In the meantime, the facility has adopted a policy that male staff cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female employee.

In popular perception, people in persistent vegetative states have no knowledge of what is happening to them, but while they are are not properly aware of their surroundings, many can still respond to some degree to stimulation. The chance of recovery diminishes with time, but has been known to happen even after long periods.

As the moaning indicates, the abused woman was able to feel pain, possibly including the sexual abuse that initiated the pregnancy. At this stage, no one, other than the abuser, knows how often she was raped.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:47 PM




Comments

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1 maybe it was an immaculate conception.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:44 PM (GBteo)

2 also, why is this post in the future?

...Or am I in the past?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:44 PM (GBteo)

3 also, why am I the only one here?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:44 PM (GBteo)

4 Coinkydink.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

5 also, this ties back in to our RBG talk from earlier -- FOURTEEN YEARS, guys.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:45 PM (GBteo)

6 Tarantino did it.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2019 06:45 PM (bQngX)

7 ugh horrible
someneeds to go Kill Bill on the rapist

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at January 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BJlbN)

8
It's a sign!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (pNxlR)

9 Or abusers.

Posted by: What's in a name at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (kNkfi)

10 I'm ok with kinky, but that's way past the line. Some POS needs to be castrated.

Posted by: Bert G at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (OMsf+)

11 What about her family, did they not visit her or notice her status if they did? Shameful all around.

Posted by: Museisluse at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (VDYLK)

12 >>the facility has adopted a policy that male staff cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female employee.

...seems some kind of -phobic.

How do the trans-nurses feel about this?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (GBteo)

13 Ace posts from THE FUTURE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

14
The sick fuck that did this should endure slow torture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (/9p9e)

15
Don't you dare assign that child a gender!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (pNxlR)

16 It's like a metaphor for Lady Liberty under Obama....

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (qt4GF)

17 'Garp', after a fashion, revisited.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (eMt1/)

18 I saw this the other day, just awful. Serious question, do comatose patients get periods? Because BESIDES the gaining weight and distended belly, I would think someone would notice she wasn't having her normal cycle.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (QBy2Q)

19 If what I recall is correct, the head of that facility already resigned over this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (ffYR/)

20
Absolutely weird and awful.
She's of child-bearing age and presumably immobile. Did the staff not note that she'd stopped having periods, as I assume she did?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (mblbk)

21 Almodovar had a movie about this, called Habla con Ella in Spanish (Talk to Her)

Posted by: Miklos, who seen it at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

22 Yes I visited her, but that was merely to thank her for voting for Hillary. And my vasectomy is well-known!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM (DuAZ5)

23 Cherche la male feminist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (mHqFv)

24
The sick fuck that did this should endure slow torture.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------

Screaming for mercy in the first five seconds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (eMt1/)

25 At first I thought, thank God for a new thread. I'm sick and tired of reading about that commie bitch.

Then I read the content.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

26 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rutabaga Tomater Ginsburg at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

27 If what I recall is correct, the head of that facility already resigned over this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Well, there's ONE suspect.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (JWzxO)

28 I was going to say something inappropriate about her being heard moaning but I won't.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (MkcN1)

29 Wasn't me.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 09, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

30 The baby was born soon after and is reportedly healthy.
This is so screwed up.

Is there a surviving husband? Would custody go to the grandparents?


Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (LL1Be)

31 Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:47 PM


how the FUCK did that happen? Jesus with the time machine, ace. The space-time continuum can only take so much abuse.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (GBteo)

32 Death to the rapist and may God forgive me.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (9rIkM)

33 Was it Buck?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (wpJDK)

34 30 Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (LL1Be)

Biological, or Marital family?
It's a mad mad world.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (qt4GF)

35
a woman (whose name has not been released) has been in a persistent vegetative state at an Arizona facility


She could have been a sitting and voting United States Senator for Arizona during those fiurteen years, per the Juan McCain precedent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

36 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

37 An Indian Garp?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (ti+mk)

38 Yes I visited her, but that was merely to thank her for voting for Hillary. And my vasectomy is well-known!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 06:47 PM


Not to mention your taking "leans to the left" to a whole new level of meaning.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (DMUuz)

39 I was going to say something inappropriate about her being heard moaning but I won't.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Yeah. There's more than a few possible jokes, but no.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (JWzxO)

40 Nursing home staff aren't generally known to be particularly attentive, at least in my experience.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

41 I've seen this movie. Then Uma Thurman wakes up and squishes Buck's head in a door after slicing his Achilles tendon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (HmZuC)

42 Find out who's into necrophilia and he's your guy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (2DOZq)

43 how the FUCK did that happen? Jesus with the time machine, ace. The space-time continuum can only take so much abuse.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:49 PM (GBteo)

That's nothing. The local Probate Court sent me a letter postmarked on Friday containing forms that, under penalty of law, I had to return to them by the previous Wednesday.

Posted by: Miklos, executing at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (zCyNd)

44 17 'Garp', after a fashion, revisited.

in state nursing facility, *you* impregnate *garp*.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (xGZ+b)

45 Two words...

DNA Test.

Test everyone who had access.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

46
the facility has adopted a policy that male staff cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female employee.

What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)

47 sure, that should identify the bastard, if you do not mind violating their Constitutional rights.


unless of it was someone that did not work there.

using dragnets like that is stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (MTjB1)

48
Bust a deal, spin the wheel

Mess with time, become a mime

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (pNxlR)

49 What an awful story. DNA samples from all male staff and those that were fired or quit.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (G+Wff)

50 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

-------

I'm telling ya... just test the loud and proud feminist dude and you'll have your man. It's science.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (mHqFv)

51 Is there a surviving husband? Would custody go to the grandparents?

Posted by: mikeyG
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The initial story I read, IFRC, was that this poor woman was a minor when her accident occurred. So, I imagine no husband.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (9rIkM)

52 This is just WRONG

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (zLDYs)

53
I hope that baby gets into a loving family quickly instead of bouncing around in the system for three or four years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (mblbk)

54 Two words...

DNA Test.


Ixnay.

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Warren at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (zCyNd)

55 Dear Lord, people. Just. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (KNycr)

56 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

--------------

Yep. I was just about to post this. Also, get a subpeona to test all male employees that may have quit or been fired in the last 10 months.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ffYR/)

57 maybe it was an immaculate conception.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:44 PM (GBteo)

Com'on Harry. You come from a RC family, do you not?. Immaculate Conception refers to Mary conceived in her mother's womb without the stain or original sin. You are thinking of the Virgin Birth, I suppose, which is about Jesus being the son of God and Mary not having sex to conceive him. Sorry to be so pedantic, but this drives me crazy when people get this wrong!


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (AllCR)

58 When did we step into a Tarantino movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 06:53 PM (KNycr)

59 The initial story I read, IFRC, was that this poor woman was a minor when her accident occurred. So, I imagine no husband.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (9rIkM)

Poor lady.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

60 51 Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (9rIkM)

so Mom and Dad if possible.
The person who was guilty needs to be sent to a nice general population prison.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 06:53 PM (qt4GF)

61 Com'on Harry. You come from a RC family, do you not?. Immaculate Conception refers to Mary conceived in her mother's womb without the stain or original sin. You are thinking of the Virgin Birth, I suppose, which is about Jesus being the son of God and Mary not having sex to conceive him. Sorry to be so pedantic, but this drives me crazy when people get this wrong!


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (AllCR)

You're right, Fen.

I was panicking. Being first and trying to come up with something witty on such a horrible subject is a lot of pressure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (GBteo)

62 What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)


GOOOOD

Posted by: Garp's Dad at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

63 the facility has adopted a policy that male staff cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female employee.

What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Police: "Sir, you were sexually molested. We need you to swear out a complaint!"

Guy: "Well officer, you see....."

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (JWzxO)

64 That kid will take camera hogs job in congress

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (ti+mk)

65 This is not a great mystery here.
Genetic testing on all personnel should solve this PDQ. Then prison.

Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (9X624)

66 Would this be a kill bill sequel, or a handmaids tale sequel?

I smell crossover series! Handmaids going on the rampage with samurai swords.

But seriousky, find the father and bury him in prison forever. Such an abuse of trust.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (zUEDs)

67 Castration with a dirty, white hot tire iron would seem to be in order for someone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (KNycr)

68 Bust a deal, spin the wheel

Mess with time, become a mime
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 06:52 PM (pNxlR)


Red next to yellow, can't play the cello.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 06:55 PM (t+qrx)

69 And no family members visited in those months?

That is sad in and of itself.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

70 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (GBteo)


You are ecused; You self deprecating humor made me laugh, but it is a terrible story and wasn't a Virgin birth and the perp needs to be hung up by his balls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

71 People that must die:

The father of that baby!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

72 Genetic testing on all personnel should solve this PDQ. Then prison.
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (

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Unless the orderly is an illegal, in which case he's gone to the next nursing home...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (mHqFv)

73 62 What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)

The ones in a vegetative state? Should make for interesting child support proceedings.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

74
This is not a great mystery here.

Genetic testing on all personnel should solve this PDQ. Then prison.



Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 06:54 PM (9X624

====
What about visitors? Them, too, but they'll be harder to round up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (mblbk)

75 I pray that her baby enters a loving home and has a wonderful life. A great legacy to such a horrible tragedy.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (G+Wff)

76 *speechless with disgust*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (jI3MC)

77 Bill Cosby nods.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

78 Rule #1. Don't get sick.

Posted by: klaftern at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (RuIsu)

79 Wait, did you just say that Nancy Pelosi had a child recently?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (Jj+59)

80 so we are clear here, had to check the url, the horde is good with compelling testing of every man that works there?


how could that go wrong.



like stepping into the twilight zone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

81 at least we know it wasn't her Priest

Posted by: avi at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (kSq2k)

82 YES YOU ARE BEING PEDANTIC

Posted by: Beavis at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (c0Pwt)

83 An equally horrible thought - if someone had noticed her pregnancy, it would have most probably been terminated. Even if she was 7-8 months along.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

84 The father of that baby!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

Maybe Planned Parenthood would do it. For a fee and body parts.

Posted by: Miklos at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

85 What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)

The ones in a vegetative state? Should make for interesting child support proceedings.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)




Good.

Posted by: Tech Sgt Garp at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

86 79 Wait, did you just say that Nancy Pelosi had a child recently?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (Jj+59)

Schumer is refusing to give a DNA sample.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (4ErVI)

87 Perp needs 4 feet of #12 rebar shoved up his ass

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

88 i'd start by looking at male employees who left there in the past few months, especially if they left town or the state.


Posted by: redc1c4 at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (zJ7J0)

89 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?
Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

Unless, of course, the offending male caregiver is no longer employed by the nursing home.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (2shuf)

90 I have an alibi.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (8ikIW)

91 75 I pray that her baby enters a loving home and has a wonderful life. A great legacy to such a horrible tragedy.

Posted by: Cheri at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (G+Wff)

Yes. Hopefully a couple waiting to be parents will be blessed w/ this child.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (a0IVu)

92 What about female staff being in the same room alone with male patients?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 06:51 PM (TAmPV)

The ones in a vegetative state? Should make for interesting child support proceedings.
Posted by: Insomniac


Thinking it would be pretty hard.

Hell, it'd have to GET pretty hard. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (JWzxO)

93 What can they learn from the baby's and the mom's DNA? Can they pinpoint someone?

Posted by: Chris M at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (xfPbp)

94 I'm not saying it was aliens...

Because it wasn't. It was a rapist.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (Izzlo)

95 Has Billy Jeff been seen in the area of the comatose lady?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (Z+IKu)

96 Prison? 3 taxpayer-funded hots and a cot?
No.

Uma Thurman had it exactly right in Kill Bill.

Exactly.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (LL1Be)

97 why not just arrest the guy driving the pussy wagon?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

98 89
DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)



Unless, of course, the offending male caregiver is no longer employed by the nursing home.


Employment records should narrow it down enough for follow-ups.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (m075u)

99 Maybe Planned Parenthood would do it. For a fee and body parts.
Posted by: Miklos at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

PP would sell your parts to highest bidder any fn day of week.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

100 Yeah, if I get old and senile, or am in a PVS, just ship me out to an ice floe. No nursing home for me, thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

101 Don't knock it until you try it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (c0Pwt)

102 80 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah it is like this to work there you are licensed, and this is not a case of some female deciding retroactively to withdraw consent she is functionally brain dead on reason Y5th.
This person needs scourged and people who refuse to protect the sanctity of the population they are caring for need a new job.
You can refuse the be tested, you probably can also lose your license so far as I care.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (qt4GF)

103 dammit too slow.


You have to be quick with the riffs here.

Posted by: Tech Sgt Garp at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

104 Posted by: Beavis at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (c0Pwt)


ACTUALLY I"M BEING THEOLOGICALLY PEDANTIC, GOOFBALL. GET OVER It, SWEETUMS!, HARRY TOOK IT IN A GOOD SPIRIT.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (AllCR)

105 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

That's what I was thinking. This whole story is sickening.

Posted by: no good deed at January 09, 2019 06:59 PM (uTY3H)

106 How about a subject for a novel where a vengeful man hating SJW woman collects sperm from a suitor and artificially inseminates the coma patient. She has other complex plans that she carries out to frame men. A women detective is on the case.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

107 Posted by: Beavis at January 09, 2019 06:57 PM (c0Pwt)


ACTUALLY I"M BEING THEOLOGICALLY PEDANTIC, GOOFBALL. GET OVER It, SWEETUMS!, HARRY TOOK IT IN A GOOD SPIRIT.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Well, Beavis is a Butthead.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (JWzxO)

108 When did we step into a Tarantino movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD


For at least the last 3 presidential administrations if I read my calendar correctly.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (bQngX)

109 Two things we can rest assured are true about the rapist of this woman:

- it has a penis.
- it's a Democrat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (miE9U)

110 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 06:50 PM (a0IVu)



Unless, of course, the offending male caregiver is no longer employed by the nursing home.

Employment records should narrow it down enough for follow-ups.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 06:58 PM (m075u)

Would not have to do everyone.

There would be very who had access and opportunity at the time of conception... would only be a couple months timeframe.

And who had the correct bloodtype and Racial characteristics.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

111 That is sad in and of itself.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

Good point...that didn't occur to me.

Thanks for making it even worse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (wYseH)

112 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?


They have to test the female ones also. Just to be fair

Posted by: The Paolo at January 09, 2019 07:00 PM (8ikIW)

113 think i'll sit this one out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 09, 2019 07:01 PM (KP5rU)

114 This is so depraved. What is wrong with this world?

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 09, 2019 07:01 PM (WNAuL)

115 You are ecused; You self deprecating humor made me laugh, but it is a terrible story and wasn't a Virgin birth and the perp needs to be hung up by his balls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

Thank you for the absolution. .

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

116 Planned parenthood would have killed it

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (ti+mk)

117 SMOD.


We need you.


Cleanse.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (NLLmE)

118 Governor Schwarzenegger been seen around that facility lately?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

119 I feel like this is a job for Maury Povich, to be honest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

120 114 Posted by: Ed Buck at January 09, 2019 07:01 PM (WNAuL)

You funded people to functionally kill God in public Ed.
Your sick kinks are the new normal.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (qt4GF)

121 Yeah it is like this to work there you are licensed, and this is not a case of some female deciding retroactively to withdraw consent she is functionally brain dead on reason Y5th.
This person needs scourged and people who refuse to protect the sanctity of the population they are caring for need a new job.
You can refuse the be tested, you probably can also lose your license so far as I care.

Posted by: sven at J



whoever did it should suffer in hell forever.

however, the details surrounding the evidence do matter. cnn story says some men volunteered others were compelled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

122
This is so depraved. What is wrong with this world?

Posted by: Ed Buck at January 09, 2019 07:01 PM (WNAuL)



I have a theory.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (lwiT4)

123 The irony will be that the child grows up and finds the cure for cancer.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (c0Pwt)

124 Watch Kill Bill #1, anyone? That is how the comatose woman got pregnant.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (W+kMI)

125 DNA testing of the child and all the male caregivers working there should identify the sick bastard, right?

----

Say, what if the rapist has "transitioned" to a "woman"? Then xe would no longer be a suspect, especially if xe was allowed to ex post facto change xer birth certificate to reflect current gender.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)

126 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (GBteo)

Can't give you that. I'm not a RC priest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

127 Rumor has it that this woman's gurney was christened The Pussy Wagon.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (wxZSX)

128 Humans are fucking sick.......

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

129 The ones in a vegetative state? Should make for interesting child support proceedings.

Posted by: Insomniac


If I know my family law judges (and I do), the comatose lady will win by default.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (bQngX)

130 It is possible that she didn't show much in the way of outward signs of pregnancy. If she was in a PVS she was likely receiving all her nutrition via a feeding tube, and would be getting a fixed number of calories per day. She wouldn't have been getting the additional caloric intake to put on the kind of pregnancy weight women normally do. Still...seriously fucked up.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

131 Just like they made fun of my dancing, conservatives are trying to shame a vegetarian woman who had sex!

This is nothing less than an attack on vegetarian single mothers everywhere!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortisone at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (DuAZ5)

132 Obamacare at its finest?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (f3oO4)

133 123 The irony will be that the child grows up and finds the cure for cancer.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (c0Pwt)

Maybe cold fusion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (KNycr)

134 41 I've seen this movie. Then Uma Thurman wakes up and squishes Buck's head in a door after slicing his Achilles tendon.
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Heh, I knew someone here had also seen that movie.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (W+kMI)

135 Can't give you that. I'm not a RC priest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)

Fair enough.

Next time I see a Catholic priest, I shall bring this matter up post haste.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (GBteo)

136 124 Watch Kill Bill #1, anyone? That is how the comatose woman got pregnant.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (W+kMI)

It's Bill's baby?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

137 Woman Who Has Been in a Permanent Vegetative State (Following a Drowning) for 14 Years... Gives Birth

People are scum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (Ofz3/)

138 Well, this is as good a time as any to go take out the trash.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

139 The caregivers were very unobservant if they did not notice her not having a period in 8 months or so. They should be fired for negligence.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

140 In the meantime, the facility has adopted a policy that male staff
cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female
employee.


A ready-made threesome!

Posted by: AOC at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (QLvwG)

141 ...honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.

It is kind of horrible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo)

142 121 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:02 PM (MTjB1)

Yup, because some people don;t want their DNA on file no doubt.
We have gotten as a society WAY too lax on licensing, and background checks see Winner, Reality.
You want to keep working in your career field you show the confidence your behavior is beyond reproach.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (qt4GF)

143 Why cannot we all agree that guys that stick their dicks in women that are brain dead and women with GHB in their bloodstream are not allowed to ever be part of society again?

Kill them! Jail then! There is no rehab, these are people that must leave our society.

I am just a white guy that does not want to be part of a made up media rape culture. So I want rapist found. Also I want DNA for EBT. No EBT cards for Mom until the suspected Dad spits in cups.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

144 ace, can we move on to a different topic? This topic doesn't really go with the mood of the horde right now...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (GBteo)

145 OT: But potentially fun.

Any morons who are living near Democrat pols like Pelosi and Schumer, etc,

Should take photos of the wall and/or fence around their homes. Bonus points if you get pictures of armed guards. Then these can be posted with:

(Insert dim politician's name), tear down this wall!!!

As in - "Nancy Pelosi, tear down this wall!!!"

Perhaps here on Ace or elsewhere.

Esp.since the Dims were all over TV today saying walls don't work.

For extra fun get a big crowd in front of their wall and chant

Cuck Schumer, tear down this wall!

Alinsky their asses.

Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (9X624)

146 Can't give you that. I'm not a RC priest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (AllCR)



They have remote-controlled priests?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (m075u)

147 Everyone's mentioning "Kill Bill", but this was the exact plot of Spanish movie "Talk To Her". In it, the comatose patient gets pregnant. And the do catch and arrest the orderly who raped her. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0287467/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_9

Posted by: Spanish Cinephile at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (azLHN)

148 This is just plain viscous.
Whom ever is responsible is a complete sick and twisted ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (0tfLf)

149 In the meantime, the facility has adopted a policy that male staff
cannot be in a room with female patients without an accompanying female
employee.


=====



Uh, what if a male identifies as a female? You going to discriminate against him, h8rs?

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (WqPYg)

150 Maybe that horrible bitch Amy Coney Barrett will adopt the child.

That bitch.

/sarc

Posted by: Sharkman at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (bQngX)

151 They have remote-controlled priests?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (m075u)

...it's a common defense tactic in the unfortunate criminal proceedings out there. Unknown if it's a real thing or not.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (GBteo)

152 honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.

It is kind of horrible.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo)

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I am not, but this is gallows humor.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)

153 144 ace, can we move on to a different topic? This topic doesn't really go with the mood of the horde right now...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (GBteo)

Yeah. Even another post on the bunny boiler.

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (a0IVu)

154 I hate people.

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (zy5Ai)

155 I'd kill for a Mitt Romney thread.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

156 Except in Kill Bill, The Bride was already pregnant when she was rendered comatose.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

157
This is nothing less than an attack on vegetarian single mothers everywhere!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortisone at January 09, 2019 07:04 PM (DuAZ5)


Thanks, just thanks!

Now I'm on the express elevator to Hell!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

158 14 years in a coma, yet still a reliable vote for Obama in 2008 and 2012, and Hillz in 2016.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (KHvc1)

159 Free DNA tests for everyone!

Posted by: Bobby Strange at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (ePWRo)

160 Yup, because some people don;t want their DNA on file no doubt.
We have gotten as a society WAY too lax on licensing, and background checks see Winner, Reality.
You want to keep working in your career field you show the confidence your behavior is beyond reproach.
Posted by: sven at J



so what happens to collected evidence? do the innocent people get purged from the system? you will, maybe, find one guilty guy while requiring everyone else to submit?

you could not get warrants to search their houses for this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

161 ...honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.

It is kind of horrible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo)


Black humor is the best kind of humor...or at least the best way of dealing with horror without going nuts. Hang out with soldiers and policemen, and and you will hear some of the most funny-awful things.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (bZ7mE)

162 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Dr. T at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (Vgw1E)

163 Bunny boiler?

Is Bunny Lake missing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (O636P)

164 Maybe I'm too far over on the parent side here, but I think of my beloved daughter, and if all her promise had been lost in a freak accident, and then this happened, I would have my arms so tight around that baby and I would be giving thanks to God that some of her promise would go forward.

Of course, my husband is Sicilian, so I know I could rely on him for the vengeance part.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (fCE6j)

165 So what is the medical cost of Immigration and Illegal Imm?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (JFO2v)

166 When I see a young woman, drowning, and pregnancy mentioned in the same paragraph -- usually one name pops in my mind ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (WqPYg)

167
...honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.



It is kind of horrible.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo
====

Not all of us are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (mblbk)

168 Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (xPJvm)

169 141 ...honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.

It is kind of horrible.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo)



Gallows humor and disappointment that we don't get to be the one that cuts off the rapist's nuts.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (WaxcS)

170 163 Bunny boiler?

Is Bunny Lake missing?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (O636P)

That's my pet name for the Cortez chick

Posted by: IC at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (a0IVu)

171 It is possible that she didn't show much in the way of outward signs of pregnancy.

One would think that a woman in a coma stopping menstruating would be brought to someone's attention. If only as a sign of ill health.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

172 Ted Kennedy is really dead right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (O636P)

173 Also OT but nice to hear.

Mrs D just found the first "poll results " from PDTs speech. From a Seattle news station (which makes it even better).
Whom do you believe more about the Wall...PDT or the Dems?
75-25 in favor of PDT.


Winning!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (0tfLf)

174 Not all of us are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:09 PM (mblbk)

Well, clearly some of us are better people then the rest of us are.

...I'd rather go back to talking about the dumb broad with the nice rack, to be honest.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (GBteo)

175 stuff like this is why i home healthcared my pop for eight years.

just awful.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (Wr4LW)

176 136 124 Watch Kill Bill #1, anyone? That is how the comatose woman got pregnant.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:03 PM (W+kMI)

It's Bill's baby?
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Heh, but no. Remember the peckerwood with the Pussy Wagon who was offering his buddy a pay-to-play? That was real enough jerkass scenario in the movie, and apparently a possible In Real Life, as per TV Tropes.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (W+kMI)

177 145 OT: But potentially fun.

Any morons who are living near Democrat pols like Pelosi and Schumer, etc,

Should take photos of the wall and/or fence around their homes. Bonus points if you get pictures of armed guards. Then these can be posted with:

(Insert dim politician's name), tear down this wall!!!

As in - "Nancy Pelosi, tear down this wall!!!"

Perhaps here on Ace or elsewhere.

Esp.since the Dims were all over TV today saying walls don't work.

For extra fun get a big crowd in front of their wall and chant

Cuck Schumer, tear down this wall!

Alinsky their asses.
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (9X624)



They'd likely arrest you and claim you're making terrostic threats on them.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (WaxcS)

178
ace, can we move on to a different topic? This topic doesn't really go with the mood of the horde right now...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (GBteo
===

I want to hate on the rapist scum a little longer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (mblbk)

179 Go further back and flip it on the movie front - World According to Garp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (O636P)

180 154-Willow, do not hate people. You're a people. You have people you love. This horrible story does not sum up humanity. Here are some nice "sunny skyz" stories here:

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (AllCR)

181 160 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

I'm pretty sure they would run your DNA against the database and if you left a deposit at another sexual assault you'd be in their sights.
Personally I'd say if cleared purge your results, of course I'd also shrug at them retaining them. The US Army has my DNA on file which means it is available to the Feds, and has been since 1990. If you are working in a high trust career field you either submit to show you are worthy of that trust or you move on.
Son and I had this very talk when he was getting vetted for his clearance, "tell them everything son, they'll find out anyway and not telling is usually more disqualifying than the actions you admit to."

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (qt4GF)

182 141 ...honestly, I don't know why we're all joking about this.

It is kind of horrible.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:05 PM (GBteo)



Sometimes, in truly awful situations, a certain "gallows humor" does emerge. Coping, I think.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (ujg0T)

183 You don't say! Someone tell my handlers to spray me with perfume and fix up my hair!

Posted by: Zombie Justice Ginsburg at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (DuAZ5)

184 I hate people.
Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 07:07 PM (zy5Ai)


Maybe you just haven't had them prepared right.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

185 Socialized Medicine: Now with broken rubbers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (wxZSX)

186 so what happens to collected evidence? do the innocent people get purged from the system? you will, maybe, find one guilty guy while requiring everyone else to submit?

you could not get warrants to search their houses for this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (MTjB1)

NO, but I'm sure we could get warrants to monitor phone calls and search all the Lawyers offices involved!

Posted by: Robert Mueller... at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

187 Where's Mark? I think he's got ax handles.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

188 same here concrete girl and only used family for childcare

Posted by: willow at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (zy5Ai)

189 Alinsky their asses.
Posted by: Naturalfake at January 09, 2019 07:06 PM (9X624)


There is such.

Zombie.

Posted by: Miklos, tellin' ya at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (zCyNd)

190 qdpsteve @ 109- Thread bullseye.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (zLDYs)

191
Well, clearly some of us are better people then the rest of us are.




Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (GBteo

====

Yes, I was just being pedantic, or something worse, about that "all."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (mblbk)

192 I want to hate on the rapist scum a little longer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (mblbk)

alright, alright. Fair enough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (GBteo)

193 so what happens to collected evidence? do the innocent people get purged from the system? you will, maybe, find one guilty guy while requiring everyone else to submit?


No

Posted by: Abaddon at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (ePWRo)

194 158 14 years in a coma, yet still a reliable vote for Obama in 2008 and 2012, and Hillz in 2016.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 07:08 PM (KHvc1)



As the saying goes, only the Truth is funny. Threadwinner.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 09, 2019 07:13 PM (ujg0T)

195 Whom do you believe more about the Wall...PDT or the Dems?
75-25 in favor of PDT.


Winning!



I watched the first part of the Communist Broadcasting System's news and it was all the woes of the government workers. A full court press.

The Democrats are getting frantic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

196 Sidebar Billy Kristol says he's excited Breitbart mentioned his new website, saying he hopes his site can pick up some how-to info on this whole "journalism" gig.

You might assume he really means he thinks Breitbart could learn something, but no ego is that big! After all, in stark contrast to Breitbart, Kristol et al are demonstrated failures trying to pick themselves up from the mat for a second go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (XlbwU)

197 Tonight's episode on Law and Order: SVU / CSI AZ / NCIS /

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (QLvwG)

198 Already mentioned? There's a creepy, sad movie about something like this - "Talk To Her" by Pedro Almodovar (sp?).

Terrible.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (W+vEI)

199 I'm pretty sure they would run your DNA against the database and if you left a deposit at another sexual assault you'd be in their sights.
Personally I'd say if cleared purge your results, of course I'd also shrug at them retaining them. The US Army has my DNA on file which means it is available to the Feds, and has been since 1990. If you are working in a high trust career field you either submit to show you are worthy of that trust or you move on.
Son and I had this very talk when he was getting vetted for his clearance, "tell them everything son, they'll find out anyway and not telling is usually more disqualifying than the actions you admit to."
Posted by: sven at J



not the same thing. having the cops show up with a warrant to compel evidence is not the same as volunteering for your clearance.

what is the limiting principle? where do you not have to volunteer evidence? when some coed going to a remote college is raped does everyone on campus have to submit?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

200 Maybe you just haven't had them prepared right.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)

Where's Cannibal Bob when you need him?

*instantly regrets asking*

Posted by: Miklos, hoo boy at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (zCyNd)

201 Of course, my husband is Sicilian, so I know I could rely on him for the vengeance part.

Posted by: Wenda
----
When Vizzini said "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.", folks thought that was just a clever bit of film dialog.

If you know any Sicilians, you know that is not an idle boast.


Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (9rIkM)

202 156 Except in Kill Bill, The Bride was already pregnant when she was rendered comatose.
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Right, The Bride's baby was delivered when she came full term, and somehow got handed off to Bill eventually. Everyone is referring to the creeper who was pimping out the comatose Bride.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (W+kMI)

203 I watched the first part of the Communist Broadcasting System's news and it was all the woes of the government workers. A full court press.

The Democrats are getting frantic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)


n.b. nobody has missed a single check yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

204 I wasn't joking at all... I really bet it was a male feminist. The MO fits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:15 PM (mHqFv)

205 Anyone remember the story of the guy who raped a young girl and cut off both her arms and threw her in a ditch to die only she miraculously lived ?

In a miscarriage of justice he wasn't given the death penalty and actually was paroled after 20 or so years. Guess how that turned out?

Yeah he murdered another woman.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

206 A mixed race baby would narrow down the suspect list. Just thinking out loud horde.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 09, 2019 07:15 PM (JmHhk)

207 Any chance the hospital has a recent immigrant male staffer that rhymes with 'fuslim'?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (1g7ch)

208 Who says that there was just one abuser? I mean the lady was laying there for 14 years and probably a dozen or more male workers worked around her and possibly had a shot at her.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (WRSbt)

209 Tonight's episode on Law and Order: SVU / CSI AZ / NCIS /


The Perp is a White Christian Minister.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

210 If you know any Sicilians, you know that is not an idle boast.


Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (9rIkM)

We also double dip.

Posted by: Santa Battaglia at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (zCyNd)

211 I watched the first part of the Communist Broadcasting System's news and it was all the woes of the government workers. A full court press.

The Democrats are getting frantic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

------------

I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

212 The Democrats are getting frantic.

So is the Propaganda Press. They're giving a Yuge push to the idea the public is ticked off about the "government shutdown". But no one really gives a shit about it, and the MSM is practically screaming. FNC was condemning PDJT and calling him all sorts of names last night, but No. One. Cares.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (XlbwU)

213 In a seemingly required O/T:

CNN's Jake Tapper pressed Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) on Wednesday over a recent report that indicated she did not know about a harassment settlement involving one of her top advisors.

Harris, who responded by hinting that her office was too big to notice, did not apologize for her lack of leadership over what happened as she appeared to suggest that she was a victim of the whole ordeal, saying it was a "very painful experience" for her.

"You were a leader of the #MeToo movement, you were very vocal on the Senate Judiciary Committee during Kavanaugh," Tapper said. "An unfortunate thing happened on your staff which is, one of your top aides, had to resign a few weeks ago, Larry Wallace."


What the smothered in gravy fuck is Jake Tapper doing some actual journalism type stuff for?

Hillary got his cats or something?

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

214 For the record, if either of my parents had to go into long term care such as a coma ward or nursing home, I woud arrange it so that I or my sister woud be there once a month at minimum to check on their status. I've heard too many stories not to do so.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (W+kMI)

215 199 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (MTjB1)

You are licensed by the state to work at a facility, you surrender some rights.
Look I'd have no problem with a person refusing to be compelled just like I'd have no problem with the state destroying their career for doing so.

Posted by: sven at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (qt4GF)

216 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)


He should turn them away, and tell them to come back with a better offer.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

217
I just had to go through an extensive background check for my new job (so extensive, in fact, that they haven't finished it and my start date has been delayed by about a week).


What's next to prevent cases like this? Everyone has to provide a DNA sample before getting hired for caregiver position?

There was an awful case like this in my city a few years back, btw. It was a pulmonary therapist working on disabled kids if you can comprehend that. He confessed to molesting so many he couldn't count them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (mblbk)

218 197 Tonight's episode on Law and Order: SVU / CSI AZ / NCIS /
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (QLvwG)

The perpetrator turns out to be a deranged Evangelical Christian who believed by impregnating the comatose woman he was bringing about the second coming of Christ.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

219 I swear I thought she was Bill Kristal. The lifeless body, blank stare, lack of verbal clues...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (xm5UF)

220 209 Tonight's episode on Law and Order: SVU / CSI AZ / NCIS /


The Perp is a White Christian Minister.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Wearing an NRA hat and a MAGA T-Shirt.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (WNAuL)

221
They'd likely arrest you and claim you're making terrostic threats on them.
Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 07:11 PM (WaxcS)



Failing to see the terrorism or the threat there of.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (9X624)

222 *waves to Sven*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (O636P)

223 Jake Tapper is fronting again.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (IfYaq)

224 Check to see if there was a swan or an eagle spotted nearby about 9 months ago. My asshole husband could never keep it in his toga.

Posted by: Hera at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (aZ9CV)

225 The Democrats are getting frantic.

So is the Propaganda
Press. They're giving a Yuge push to the idea the public is ticked off
about the "government shutdown". But no one really gives a shit about it
"You were a leader of the #MeToo movement, you were very vocal on the
Senate Judiciary Committee during Kavanaugh," Tapper said. "An
unfortunate thing happened on your staff which is, one of your top
aides, had to resign a few weeks ago, Larry Wallace."



What the smothered in gravy fuck is Jake Tapper doing some actual journalism type stuff for?



Winds of change. Blowing...

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (LL1Be)

226 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)


And Sun-In-His-Hair should smile wanly and say, "No, I've altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QLvwG)

227 I watched the first part of the Communist Broadcasting System's news and it was all the woes of the government workers. A full court press.

The Democrats are getting frantic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 09, 2019 07:14 PM (yQpMk)


Trump should simply tweet "The Dems haven't cost the furloughed employees a paycheck...yet."

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

228 We could talk about Commander Nettleton. We will be eventually.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

229 They'll figure out the father from DNA in about one week.


The lawsuits over this will go on for decades though, and skilled nursing facilities (or wherever this poor woman is housed) will be scrambling to adapt to better security.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (XlbwU)

230 What the smothered in gravy fuck
Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)


Very much stealing this right here, thank you.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx)

231 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

I thought it odd that upthread someone suggested Trump just send Congress a letter.

You think the P.T Barnum of American politics doesn't know how to use the center ring?

Posted by: Miklos, unpaid political advisor at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (zCyNd)

232 Gee. Now I hate humanity even more.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (TIuOf)

233 Swan? How about that shower of gold that one time Hera?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:20 PM (O636P)

234 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

He should turn them away, and tell them to come back with a better offer.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

------------

I like the idea of adding a billion a week since the shutdown started. $8.6 billion now and rising.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:20 PM (ffYR/)

235 I hope this baby grows up and never hears the horror story of his birth.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

236 Failing to see the terrorism or the threat there of.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (9X624)

Just because you can't see the threat, doesn't mean the Stadt Polizei can't see the threat, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 09, 2019 07:20 PM (f3oO4)

237 >>>What the smothered in gravy fuck is Jake Tapper doing some actual journalism type stuff for?<<<


He's working on background material for a sequel to The Hellfire Club.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (wxZSX)

238 195 Whom do you believe more about the Wall...PDT or the Dems?
75-25 in favor of PDT.


Winning!


I watched the first part of the Communist Broadcasting System's news and it was all the woes of the government workers. A full court press.

The Democrats are getting frantic.
=====
That's right! They are sweating big time, and the non-reported polls say the public favors Trump. He didn't blink, and they have no good second play.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (W+kMI)

239 Many years ago, Old Firm handled a case where a woman in her mid 20's who had been born severely mentally handicapped, blind, and who quadriplegic was found dead in her bed with a plastic bag shoved into her mouth.

Her roommate was also quadriplegic. The facility's story was that she had somehow thrashed around on the bed and a plastic bag that was kept on the foot of her bed for disposal of soiled diapers somehow was moved up the bed by this thrashing and into her mouth and choked her.

When I reviewed the medical records, I found that she had been suffering from repeated urinary tract infections and unexplained rashes. Those are signs of sexual abuse.

The police investigated thoroughly but there was never enough evidence to charge anyone, though the facility did very nearly get shut down due to all the other problems with care this uncovered.

That case haunts me to this day because it is highly likely that someone was raping her and thought he would be caught and so he killed her. And got away with it.

Can I prove that? No. Could the cops prove that? No.

But it is most likely what happened.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (GbPPJ)

240 He's working on background material for a sequel to The Hellfire Club.

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (wxZSX)

Judd Nelson didn't get enough credit for his role.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

241 212 The Democrats are getting frantic.

So is the Propaganda Press. They're giving a Yuge push to the idea the public is ticked off about the "government shutdown". But no one really gives a shit about it, and the MSM is practically screaming. FNC was condemning PDJT and calling him all sorts of names last night, but No. One. Cares.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine



When they say 'public' the mean DC and suburbs. You're right, nobody outside the DC bubble gives a shit. They shouldn't. I say that as a cog in the Fed Leviathan living in Alexandria.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (WNAuL)

242 And Sun-In-His-Hair should smile wanly and say, "No, I've altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM

I could get on board with that if he follows it up by Force choking Schumer and Pelosi on live TV.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (TIuOf)

243
I wasn't joking at all... I really bet it was a male feminist. The MO fits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:15 PM (mHqFv

====

I didn't take that one as a joke.


But it could also be just another non-ideological psychopath who saw an opportunity and took it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (mblbk)

244 173 Also OT but nice to hear.

Mrs D just found the first "poll results " from PDTs speech. From a Seattle news station (which makes it even better).
Whom do you believe more about the Wall...PDT or the Dems?
75-25 in favor of PDT.


Winning!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 07:10 PM (0tfLf)


That's great!

Too bad Cantwell is at a swanky bar somewhere drinking, and Murray is lost again on the Senate tram.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (KHvc1)

245
What the smothered in gravy fuck is Jake Tapper doing some actual journalism type stuff for?


Ace finally broke him

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (TAmPV)

246
The perpetrator turns out to be a deranged Evangelical Christian who believed by impregnating the comatose woman he was bringing about the second coming of Christ.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)


This will happen, only it will be in a MILITARY hospital because what would make it even MORE "the right is crazy and evil."

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Not a fan, but I did read a couple of the Outlander books, at the beach. I recall that in one the heroine is kidnapped by some bad guys.

She tells one of the kidnappers that she feels sorry for him. When he asks why, she says, "Because my husband is going to find you and kill you".

Which he does.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (eMt1/)

248 Kamala Harris while still only infecting California had two staffers trying to scam LEOs into joining a Global Masonic Police Force.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:23 PM (O636P)

249 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)

If POTUS sticks to his guns, by the State of the Union address, Chuck and Choppers will be offering to go build the damn wall themselves.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 07:23 PM (2shuf)

250 Ace finally broke him
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (TAmPV)


One can only hope.....

I'm sure CNN will put him on "leave" soon. Watch him announce a surprise vacation in the next 2 to 3 days.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

251 I think by the SOTU the Dems will be begging PDT to take the $5.6 billion and open things back up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:16 PM (ffYR/)


Trump should troll the progtards and tell them he is going to sweeten the pot and give them some immigration reform too - make it a felony to enter the country without inspection by immigration at a designated POE and a felony for employers to make new hires w/o e-verify (if they are in fact illegal aliens, no felony for US citizen).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 07:23 PM (1g7ch)

252 And Sun-In-His-Hair should smile wanly and say, "No, I've altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QLvwG)

It would be very special if he announced his demand would increase by $.1 billion each day of the shutdown.

Posted by: Golfman at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (GL/05)

253 We could talk about Commander Nettleton. We will be eventually.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

That's a tough one. Murder or Suicide? Maybe an accident.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (2DOZq)

254 Very much stealing this right here, thank you.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx)


I stole it, so I consider it fair game. Help yourself.

Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

255 But it is most likely what happened.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 07:21 PM (GbPPJ)

Fuck me. That's just plain evil.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

256 Alice Cooper's Cold Ethyl Comes to mind

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John McCain at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

257 247 Not a fan, but I did read a couple of the Outlander books, at the beach. I recall that in one the heroine is kidnapped by some bad guys.

She tells one of the kidnappers that she feels sorry for him. When he asks why, she says, "Because my husband is going to find you and kill you".

Which he does.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (eMt1/)

Plot of just about every Tarzan book as well.

Posted by: Don Q at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

258 But it could also be just another non-ideological psychopath who saw an opportunity and took it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:22 P

------

Definitely could be. But most rapists enjoy the hunt and the struggle... pathetic beta-male incels bang passed out chicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (mHqFv)

259 >>>Of course, my husband is Sicilian

my pop was full blooded, i'm only half.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (Wr4LW)

260

But it is most likely what happened.
Posted by: alexthechick


===


Horrifying. I'm afraid there's a lot of stories like this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (mblbk)

261 Accident = unintentional suicide.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (2DOZq)

262 Speaking of movies, there was "Frances" where Jessica Lange played Hollywood actress Frances Farmer (in the 40's?) who was institutionalized for some kind of mental illness (IIRC) and then raped repeatedly (for profit by some scum attendant acting as her pimp I think). The movie also shows her being lobotomized, but I think that was fiction.


Pretty disturbing ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

263 I could get on board with that if he follows it up by Force choking Schumer and Pelosi on live TV.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 07:22 PM (TIuOf)

Pay-per-view, perhaps?

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (2shuf)

264
The Democrats are getting frantic.
=====
That's right! They are sweating big time, and the non-reported polls say the public favors Trump. He didn't blink, and they have no good second play.


Having Nanzi perform a televised fan dance is off the table, then?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (pNxlR)

265 That case haunts me to this day because it is highly likely that someone
was raping her and thought he would be caught and so he killed her. And
got away with it.



Can I prove that? No. Could the cops prove that? No.



But it is most likely what happened.


The stories are legion, and awful. This one takes the cake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, indulging myself with a glass of whine at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (XlbwU)

266 Empress, now there is one sick twisted evil monster who deserves to be spitted upon the barbed cock of Satan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (O636P)

267 White male Christian minister wearing an NRA hat and a MAGA t-shirt? I own one of those.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (lwiT4)

268 >>The perpetrator turns out to be a deranged Evangelical Christian who believed by impregnating the comatose woman he was bringing about the second coming of Christ.

. . . and the greedy, white, male rehab center conglomerate owner enabled this by cutting costs on security, worker salary and pocketing the savings while lying to patients' families about providing great care!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)

269 267 White male Christian minister wearing an NRA hat and a MAGA t-shirt? I own one of those.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (lwiT4)

The shirt or the minister?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

270 >>That's a tough one. Murder or Suicide? Maybe an accident.

My money is on murder.

Good read.

https://tinyurl.com/y9mo5h7d

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (/tuJf)

271 I wonder what will happen to the child? When will they be told their past, if ever?

Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (q177U)

272 We could talk about Commander Nettleton. We will be eventually.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)



You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: Abaddon at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (ePWRo)

273 213 In a seemingly required O/T:

CNN's Jake Tapper pressed Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) on Wednesday over a recent report that indicated she did not know about a harassment settlement involving one of her top advisors.

Harris, who responded by hinting that her office was too big to notice, did not apologize for her lack of leadership over what happened as she appeared to suggest that she was a victim of the whole ordeal, saying it was a "very painful experience" for her.

"You were a leader of the #MeToo movement, you were very vocal on the Senate Judiciary Committee during Kavanaugh," Tapper said. "An unfortunate thing happened on your staff which is, one of your top aides, had to resign a few weeks ago, Larry Wallace."

What the smothered in gravy fuck is Jake Tapper doing some actual journalism type stuff for?

Hillary got his cats or something?
Posted by: Sponge at January 09, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)



If it follows the typical Tapper interview of a Democrat, after he said this and she gave her bullshit response he accepted that as sufficient and didn't push any more.

Posted by: buzzion at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (WaxcS)

274 OT

Notice :

Any Hordeans in the Puget Sound area, the PSMoMe is actually going to be a thing.

Looks like in the Spring, April.

Find Mark Andrew Edwards nic, and email him to add your address to the list.

We have about a half dozen so far.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 07:27 PM (KHvc1)

275 Nice cheery story there Ace?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 07:27 PM (Y+V3r)

276 Well if we DNA every man in the country we will likely find the perp.

Hell, it might even be one of those Mexican rapists. I keed... I keed.

Posted by: Roberts, J. at January 09, 2019 07:27 PM (Y274z)

277 The shirt or the minister?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)



Guess

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at January 09, 2019 07:27 PM (lwiT4)

278 246
The perpetrator turns out to be a deranged Evangelical Christian who believed by impregnating the comatose woman he was bringing about the second coming of Christ.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

This will happen, only it will be in a MILITARY hospital because what would make it even MORE "the right is crazy and evil."
Posted by: Sponge



And the victim will be a muslim lesbian who is in the Army! I should write for Hollywood. This shit is easy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (WNAuL)

279 266
Empress, now there is one sick twisted evil monster who deserves to be spitted upon the barbed cock of Satan.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (O636P)

Your comment was about me, wasn't it.

Posted by: Cuck Schumer at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (xm5UF)

280 My lawyers have informed me that as of 7pm EST I am not yet implicated in this case and until that changes I condemn the perpetrator or perpetrators!

Posted by: Willard Romney at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (lel2R)

281 Hawaiian judge will rule he doesn't get tested but everybody else does.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (Y274z)

282 Transgender Muslim lesbian Pony-Grrl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (O636P)

283 Pay-per-view, perhaps?
Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM

To fund The Wall. Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (TIuOf)

284 When will they be told their past, if ever?
Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (q177U)

--------
Never.

"We found you in a basket among the Nile reeds."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (mHqFv)

285 If the cock impales you, then yes you too Chucky Schemer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:29 PM (O636P)

286
Definitely could be. But most rapists enjoy the hunt and the struggle... pathetic beta-male incels bang passed out chicks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (mHqFv

====
True, but there are also necrophiliac psychos. In fact, now I'm getting the creepy horrific thought that such people choose caregiving the same way pedophiles become school janitors.

But I won't be surprised if your theory turns out right either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:29 PM (mblbk)

287 So when the perp turns out to be an illegal alien, what will the presstitutes do then?

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2019 07:29 PM (Y274z)

288 >>>Your comment was about me, wasn't it.
Posted by: Cuck Schumer at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (xm5UF)
_______
No. Remember, as the great Paolo tells us - cucks can't get girls pregnant. That's for the bulls.

Posted by: Willard Romney at January 09, 2019 07:29 PM (lel2R)

289 Lara Tur - photo.
https://tinyurl.com/yaabz457

Yeah. He was hitting it.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 07:30 PM (LL1Be)

290 I wonder what will happen to the child? When will they be told their past, if ever?
Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (q177U)

If the child is adopted by non-family members, it's possible that he/she will never be told. Might be better that way.
If the child is raised by family members, well, it's gonna be hard to keep it quiet.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 07:31 PM (2shuf)

291 So when the perp turns out to be an illegal alien, what will the presstitutes do then?
Posted by: torabora at January 09

--------

If he's an illegal he's already in another city on a new SSN, and coming soon to a nursing home near you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 09, 2019 07:31 PM (mHqFv)

292 278 246
The perpetrator turns out to be a deranged Evangelical Christian who believed by impregnating the comatose woman he was bringing about the second coming of Christ.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

This will happen, only it will be in a MILITARY hospital because what would make it even MORE "the right is crazy and evil."
Posted by: Sponge


And the victim will be a muslim lesbian who is in the Army! I should write for Hollywood. This shit is easy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 07:28 PM (WNAuL)

The new season of The Punisher will feature an "alt-right" Christian terrorist as the villain.

Posted by: josephistan at January 09, 2019 07:31 PM (Izzlo)

293 No. Remember, as the great Paolo tells us - cucks can't get girls pregnant. That's for the bulls.
Posted by: Willard Romney at January 09, 2019 07:29 PM (lel2R)


That is surprisingly on point there Mitt.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 09, 2019 07:31 PM (T71PA)

294 We could talk about Commander Nettleton. We will be eventually.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

OK. Here is an old grievance that I will keep.

Budapest has both an American and a British and Commonwealth military cemetery. Flyboys.

In the late 80s, early 90s I went to place wreaths at the US cemetery. A friend from the UK embassy got quite incensed, because at the time South Africa was ostracized (apartheid). He couldn't do that, because the Brits were prohibited from recognizing the South Africans who had given their lives.

So we non-Brits left wreaths at the graves of the SA boys too, after an infuriating bout to get the keys to the British and Commonwealth cemetery. They didn't want to give them to us, policy, old chap.

Posted by: Miklos not forgetting at January 09, 2019 07:31 PM (zCyNd)

295 Speaking of movies, there was "Frances" where Jessica Lange played Hollywood actress Frances Farmer (in the 40's?) who was institutionalized for some kind of mental illness (IIRC) and then raped repeatedly (for profit by some scum attendant acting as her pimp I think). The movie also shows her being lobotomized, but I think that was fiction.


Pretty disturbing ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)


Sucker Punch was a remake?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 09, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

296 Fuck me. That's just plain evil.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)



The thing was it wasn't necessarily a male staff member. Turned out that the security that was supposed to prevent the people in the other half of the facility, you know, the profoundly mentally ill side, was laughable at best. People could come and go out of any rooms as they pleased at all times of day or night.

I talked to one of the investigating officers and you could tell he was sick that there was never going to be an arrest. But there wasn't enough physical evidence to point to a suspect.

That was probably the most upsetting case I've ever worked on.


Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 09, 2019 07:32 PM (GbPPJ)

297 Woman Who Has Been in a Permanent Vegetative State ... for 14 Years


But enough about
RBG
HRC
NP
repeat until joke wears out or old D-bags run out.



Posted by: DaveA at January 09, 2019 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

298
Notice :

Any Hordeans in the Puget Sound area, the PSMoMe is actually going to be a thing.

Looks like in the Spring, April.

Find Mark Andrew Edwards nic, and email him to add your address to the list.

We have about a half dozen so far.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 09, 2019 07:27 PM

*******

Its gonna be a blast. Bluebell told me the Texans set the bar pretty high, but I'm sure we can top it!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (0tfLf)

299 DNA Testing on the baby and every male employee working at the facility 9 months ago.

At the very least, he needs to pay child support.

Posted by: ALH at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (/Z/Su)

300 Anonymous comment from the website:
Anonymous February 1st, 2015

Mrs Tur worked directly under the CO in question and was hired as Director of Fleet and Family Support with little or NO experience, hand chosen by Capt Nettleton. I know this because I competed for this position and spoke directly with the CO who informed me he was "hiring from within". Sure makes more sense now. He should be in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (LL1Be)

301 Fen, you still lurking?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (GBteo)

302 If it were my daughter I would love the child Like it was a gift from G-D. I mean right after I killed the sob who raped h r

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (Y+V3r)

303 So the nutters and the sickos had free run of the place. And to make it worse, the patients could also?

That is just so wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:34 PM (O636P)

304

Posted by: ShainS at January 09, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

===
Another interesting fact, Frances Farmer did claim she was raped by orderlies, but the lobotomy story has been debunked.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:34 PM (mblbk)

305 268
. . . and the greedy, white, male rehab center conglomerate owner enabled this by cutting costs on security, worker salary and pocketing the savings while lying to patients' families about providing great care!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)


And one of the characters would make an impassioned speech for National Health Care.

Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2019 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

306 292:The new season of The Punisher will feature an "alt-right" Christian terrorist as the villain.
Posted by: josephistan



And the chief weapons used by the "alt-right" Christian terrorist is a Bible, Jello Salad, and asking if he can pray for you. The HORROR!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 09, 2019 07:35 PM (WNAuL)

307 305 268
. . . and the greedy, white, male rehab center conglomerate owner enabled this by cutting costs on security, worker salary and pocketing the savings while lying to patients' families about providing great care!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)

And one of the characters would make an impassioned speech for National Health Care.
Posted by: rickl at January 09, 2019 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

The baby will be fostered then adopted by a gay couple.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

308 Re: Glass in the sidebar

Too bad. Not having Willis in the movie much kind of defeats the purpose- I guess it is all about the Villains.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 07:35 PM (KNycr)

309 Sorry, JackStraw.

I was thinking of another Nettleton-John Dering Nettleton.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking about another at January 09, 2019 07:36 PM (zCyNd)

310 309 Sorry, JackStraw.

I was thinking of another Nettleton-John Dering Nettleton.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking about another at January 09, 2019 07:36 PM (zCyNd)

Olivia Nettleton-John?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 09, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

311 Nood.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 09, 2019 07:36 PM (ffYR/)

312
Turned out that the security that was supposed to
prevent the people in the other half of the facility, you know, the
profoundly mentally ill side, was laughable at best. People could come
and go out of any rooms as they pleased at all times of day or night.







Posted by: alexthechick

===

Oh wow, I'd been thinking of DNA-testing male staff or visitors. Another client hadn't occurred to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2019 07:37 PM (mblbk)

313 198 Already mentioned? There's a creepy, sad movie about something like this - "Talk To Her" by Pedro Almodovar (sp?).

Terrible.

Yep, see 147

Posted by: Spanish Cinephile at January 09, 2019 07:37 PM (azLHN)

314 Olivia Nettleton-John?

This ain't Xanadu.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 09, 2019 07:37 PM (O636P)

315 Bluebell told me the Texans set the bar pretty high, but I'm sure we can top it!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (0tfLf)


Well now laddie, you'll have the TxMoMee AND the NoVAMoMee to compete against, so plan accordingly!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 09, 2019 07:38 PM (f3oO4)

316 Nood. Ministry of Truth BS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 09, 2019 07:38 PM (KNycr)

317 >>I was thinking of another Nettleton-John Dering Nettleton.

I noticed his name and did a quick read of his wiki page when I was looking for information on John R. Nettleton.

I hadn't know about him but he was quite a guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2019 07:38 PM (/tuJf)

318 I think its time for the creation superhero death squads.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2019 07:39 PM (9Om/r)

319 One has to wonder how much attention and/or care the patient's family was paying to her. Nine months, and nobody noticed the changes her body was going through?
My mom was a nurse, worked in geriatrics mostly, and she always said the worst families were the ones who visited exactly once a year - Mother's Day, or Easter - and raised all sorts of hell about why wasn't Mom's blanket placed just so? And why doesn't she have ice in her water pitcher? Of course, the other 364 days, they couldn't be bothered, but they made their one annual pilgrimage to visit Mom in the home, so their conscience was clear...

Posted by: antisocialist at January 09, 2019 07:39 PM (2shuf)

320 If it were my daughter I would love the child Like it was a gift from G-D. I mean right after I killed the sob who raped h r
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 09, 2019 07:33 PM (Y+V3r)


I always knew I liked your attitude!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at January 09, 2019 07:39 PM (f3oO4)

321 Sculpture of a piece of candy made into the Saudi flag with the Shahada emblazoned on it erected near Ground Zero. As we know, they hand out candy after terror attacks.

Over at GP.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 09, 2019 07:42 PM (JcXHH)

322 Wear a condom.

Posted by: Big Al at January 09, 2019 08:21 PM (mf1WZ)

323 Plot line straight out of Pedro Almodovar's "Talk to Her." Since she is in a vegetative state, I don't think we should worry too much about any pain/heartache she suffered from sexual abuse. Hopefully her parents will want the baby.

Posted by: Victoria at January 09, 2019 08:22 PM (3eckD)

324 Don't worry, things like this won't happen after the govt takes over healthcare.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 09, 2019 08:46 PM (jXrK7)

325 so she is the one that was voting for McCain. How many times is the real question. father will be IDed by the DNA

Posted by: TX 32 unrepresented at January 09, 2019 08:48 PM (Wa5hI)

326 Compare DNA from all staff male staff members and the baby. That may just result in finding out the rapist.

Posted by: flukeboy at January 09, 2019 09:10 PM (iOBuF)

327 The penumbras & emanations coming from Rutabega Vegetative Ginsburg indicate that she votes with the Wise Latina & the Softball Playing Kagen.

Posted by: Weekend @ Ginsburg's at January 10, 2019 05:40 AM (EATOD)

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