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Mizzou, Whose Enrollment Was Cratered By Social Justice Extremism, Now Suggests That Boys Should Refrain from Asking Girls Out on Dates, Especially the Girls Who Are... Smaller Than They Are

Well, that's not such a difficult criterion to satisfy, right? After all, the Social Justice Lunatics tell us it's only a "social construction" that causes people to think men are on average 50-60 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than women and have somewhere around twice the upper body strength.

So as soon as we stop thinking these forbidden HateFacts, men and women will be the same size on average, and then boys will be allowed, maybe, to express a normal romantic interest in girls.

I ran into this video last week, in which a feminist/SJW type who very nearly cries when it's suggested to her that men might be physically stronger than women.

So that's a real thing.

And now they just don't want boys and girls dating anymore. Women dating men is an inherently political -- and vile -- act, and should be burdened with as many restrictions as is necessary as to make it all but impractical.

Let's face it: This is just a War on Heterosexuality.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:39 PM




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1 Close the place up.
You know they want to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - New Year's Special! Alex-Proof Shinguards for 2019 Now at The Outrage Outlet! at December 28, 2018 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

2 "cratered"

Posted by: Don at December 28, 2018 02:37 PM (SRarZ)

3 Um, OK. . . They want to end heterosexual relationships, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 02:37 PM (W+vEI)

4 "cratered"

Posted by: Don at December 28, 2018 02:37 PM (SRarZ)


Cratered and digging for the mantle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - New Year's Special! Alex-Proof Shinguards for 2019 Now at The Outrage Outlet! at December 28, 2018 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

5 Why isn't a place that dangerous get shut down and cordoned off?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 28, 2018 02:38 PM (3icOz)

6 Jesus Christ, I almost went to that school. So glad I didn't.

Posted by: DanInMN at December 28, 2018 02:38 PM (GC5UG)

7 The entire football team will be seeking admission to other schools. They play football to get laid, and finding someone bigger than they are is...

... problematic.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:39 PM (fD23g)

8 Well, o hear Latge Marge is now under assault.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2018 02:39 PM (N4D87)

9 This will be an incredible boon for midgets. The field is wide open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2018 02:39 PM (Mouru)

10 Really, though, the gal should have just declined his date request instead of leaving it open and then freaking out when the asked her again. This generation has lost the ability to date.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 02:39 PM (W+vEI)

11 I don't think I have ever dated a woman over 5' 4"?

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:40 PM (D986x)

12 Also, you can't ask a girl out if you're shorter than her. Because they that puts you at eye level with her breasticles... and the male gaze is known to be an oppressive tool of the Patriarchy!

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (fqkZk)

13 This is a war on the 80% of men that women find beneath their standards.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (wCmLp)

14 11 I don't think I have ever dated a woman over 5' 4"?

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:40 PM (D986x)


Spinners. Or Fireplugs with tits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (/9p9e)

15 This fever has to break soon. It just keeps getting more and more insane.

Posted by: Revenant -- Intersectionality score 5 at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (ba7DA)

16 Jesus Christ, I almost went to that school. So glad I didn't.

My niece goes there. So far she hasn't fallen for any of the bullshit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (kG5hP)

17 Purdue is getting schlonged.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (/tuJf)

18 Dating at the Lollipop Guild will continue unhindered by the new rules.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (Mouru)

19 So Michelle Obama sized things are the only "girls" they are allowed to ask out?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (OLCnA)

20 Really, though, the gal should have just declined his date request instead of leaving it open and then freaking out when the asked her again. This generation has lost the ability to date.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 02:39 PM (W+vEI)


If she'd declined his date, then she couldn't manipulate him later for her advantage.

She wanted to string him along while it was useful.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (wCmLp)

21
"Jeeze-louise what the fuck is wrong with Mizzou?!"

- - Evergreen State

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (/9p9e)

22 I refuse to date that Precious chick. Ikea can't handle the stress.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (OSOrY)

23 Liking the Locker Room Girl, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (D986x)

24 Most women I know would never date a guy shorter than them (I don't know why, I've always kinda dug short guys). So, I guess this is just another attempt to make all women lesbians.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (4YHTV)

25 18 Dating at the Lollipop Guild will continue unhindered by the new rules.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2018 02:41 PM (Mouru)


Sky Lo-Lo 's got nothing on Dudley Moore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (/9p9e)

26 Why do my comments disappear? Yes, I'm a lurker but am I not a moron? Am I on some sort of ban list? It's been a few weeks since I tried to post but I had the same thing happen then too - probably because I was trying to share a link.

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (fqkZk)

27 Spinners.

Only spinners.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (D986x)

28 Suddenly, Peter Dinklage's fantasy of a Serena Williams/Martha Stewart sandwich isn't so farfetched, is it?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (fD23g)

29 Also men with large penises are Yea, Ney? What's the ruling on that Mizzou?

Posted by: An Observation at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (ba1uq)

30 26 Why do my comments disappear? Yes, I'm a lurker but am I not a moron? Am I on some sort of ban list? It's been a few weeks since I tried to post but I had the same thing happen then too - probably because I was trying to share a link.
Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (fqkZk)


You sound like the Shylock of commenters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (/9p9e)

31 The only way this gets fixed is if the girls break bad on the SJWs. Face it, if the lefties have their way, there will be no dates, no dinners, no flowers, no nothing. Not even a phone call. Unless there's been a radical mutation in the human species, that just isn't going to go down well.

And my wife assures me that if they choose, they can fight much dirtier than we ever dream of.

The ball's in your court, ladies.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (VaN/j)

32 You want Short People?

Because...This is how you get Short People!

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (D986x)

33 So basically Triggleypuff is the only date eligible creature that your average guy can pursue.

That ought to be another selling point for Sodomy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (lD3vL)

34 Most women I know would never date a guy shorter than them (I don't know why, I've always kinda dug short guys). So, I guess this is just another attempt to make all women lesbians.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at December 28, 2018 02:42 PM (4YHTV)


Apparently it's ok to turn down a guy because he's too short for you, even though he has no control over his height. But if a guy isn't interested in a girl because she let herself get massively overweight, he's a bigot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (wCmLp)

35 29 Also men with large penises are Yea, Ney? What's the ruling on that Mizzou?
Posted by: An Observation at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (ba1uq)


Rolling Stones to update their hit 1978 single...

Gonna Mizzou...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (/9p9e)

36 The ball's in your court, ladies.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (VaN/j)


Is that a Patriarchy dog whistle or something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (Mouru)

37

New Rule, Everyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (Wr3DZ)

38 Don't cross the fat chick lobby, they got serious pull.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (xfb67)

39 Mizzou Labels It a Crime to Ask a Girl Out On a Date If You're Larger Than Her




Sorry. If we have to compare penises, I'm not asking her out anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (kDUUX)

40 Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs Cathy Scroggs, who resigned from the university after the 2016-2017 school year, said that asking someone on a date more than once counted as an "unwanted sexual advance."

Breaux did not give Rowles a firm "no" the first time, however. . . When he kept taking her class, Mizzou accused Rowles of sexually harassing other female rec center employees.

Asked how Rowles used his "power or authority" to sexually harass Breaux - a phrase widely understood to mean instructors asking out students, or superiors asking out subordinates - Scroggs said he used his "physical size."




First, how is she independent, empowered woman if she can't decline a date on her own? That's part of being an adult.


Second, we're getting into Harrison Bergeron territory if being tall is a privilege.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

41 The only way this gets fixed is if the girls break bad on the SJWs. Face it, if the lefties have their way, there will be no dates, no dinners, no flowers, no nothing. Not even a phone call. Unless there's been a radical mutation in the human species, that just isn't going to go down well.

They are saving themselves for rape by an illegal alien.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (lD3vL)

42 Mizzou's new school motto: "No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark..."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (fD23g)

43 Some pretty large gals out there, I've noticed in recent years.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (aWjrD)

44 THIS IS F'NING GREAT!!!!!!

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (7FL2s)

45 You sound like the Shylock of commenters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2018 02:43 PM (/9p9e)


When I met my wife, she was still a lib. I got her with "Hath not a Republican eyes?"

And I'm 6" taller.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (VaN/j)

46 This is a public, land-grant university in a "red" state. Can the patriots there not do anything about this?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)

47 Don't cross the fat chick lobby, they got serious pull.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (xfb67)


Tidal pull.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - New Year's Special! Alex-Proof Shinguards for 2019 Now at The Outrage Outlet! at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

48 tall beats short

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (Ph+J5)

49 You sound like the Shylock of commenters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

And you're a cranky old ass who rants too much, but I still enjoy reading the links you collect each morning ;-)

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (fqkZk)

50 Face it.


Leftists are insane.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (T09ml)

51 26 Why do my comments disappear? Yes, I'm a lurker but am I not a moron? Am I on some sort of ban list? It's been a few weeks since I tried to post but I had the same thing happen then too - probably because I was trying to share a link.
Posted by: Santos L. Halper


Still there after two refreshes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (kDUUX)

52 Don't cross the fat chick lobby, they got serious pull.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2018 02:45 PM (xfb67)

they make great anchors in the tug o war.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (xPJvm)

53 This is about trannies isn't it. Specifically getting normals to date them.

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (h5Df3)

54 At Mizzou, males are only allowed to ask out girls the same size they are. Like this one:

https://tinyurl.com/ycd4cy4j

Language warning.
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1078700090955649027

https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1078700090955649027

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (OMsf+)

55
99% of the stupid problems created on college campuses would be eliminated if we eliminated the "campus" part of college.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (Wr3DZ)

56 >>tall beats short


Depends on how many laps you like to do around the house.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (D986x)

57 women who go to college to earn an MRS degree hardest hit...

LUG degrees, not so much.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (zJ7J0)

58 I have houses in Paris, LA and Vail and they all have 70 inch plasma screens. I get more action in a week that you'll get in your entire LIFE!

Feelin' strong my friend?

Call me Elf One. More. Time.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at December 28, 2018 02:48 PM (xbsPB)

59 wake me up when mizzou is nuked from space. place is full of phucktards and imbeciles too fucking stupid to breathe without instructions. oh, fuck mizzou. evergreen kollidge wannabe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 02:48 PM (KP5rU)

60 Damn Pixy, what was that?

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 02:48 PM (OMsf+)

61 The only safe way to get into a relationship these days is by changing your gender and then inventing some new kink as a means to justify your relationship with another weirdo.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at December 28, 2018 02:48 PM (4YHTV)

62 He's an angry elf.

Posted by: Buddy at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (H7LIz)

63 Thank God I've been married to a good and rational (quasi-rational? intermittently rational?) woman since forever. Since a long, long time before this crap started.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (CeJUf)

64 This is going to destroy the football team.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (xfb67)

65 Remember a couple months ago when all those whiny stories dropped about Transgenders complaining that straight men won't date them? Well, here is the natural progression.

Posted by: Orson at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (OSOrY)

66 Tall Chicks are great for dusting.

But Short Chicks are better at cleaning toilets.

It's a tough decision, really.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (D986x)

67 I sure as hell wasn't "larger" than Michelle...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Ydn2k)

68 When you want to label everyone a criminal, make everything a crime.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

69 Apparently it's ok to turn down a guy because he's too short for you, even though he has no control over his height. But if a guy isn't interested in a girl because she let herself get massively overweight, he's a bigot.

Of course he is.

Posted by: United Trigglypuffs Local 32 at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (8erNz)

70 What Mizzou needs is more matriculating Muslim honor roll students.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (wxZSX)

71 This is a public, land-grant university in a "red" state. Can the patriots there not do anything about this?

As it stands its a Win.

If these SJWs hookup there are three possibilities:

1) Soiboys are sterile so nothing happens
2) She gets impregnated and then aborts the child.
3) She gets pregnant and another retard with a SJW mother is foisted upon society.

I sort of like this new arrangement where there is low risk of murdering a child or sponsoring a socially and intellectually defective child.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (lD3vL)

72 >>This is going to destroy the football team.

Not going to do much for the basketball team either.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (/tuJf)

73 May we dance with your dates?

Posted by: Tall Black Men from Animal House at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (H7LIz)

74 Midgets look down at Mizzou

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (T09ml)

75 I bet they won't be forcing women to go out with guys who are smaller than they are...because they don't want to!

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (Ydn2k)

76 The Junior Anti-Sex League.

Posted by: Julia Wearing Her Sash at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (jGvbj)

77 Mind if I dance wif yo date?

Posted by: Micele Obama at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (D986x)

78 Because...This is how you get Short People!
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Because . . . Gaia cries every time a bigger person who uses more resources is born.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (MIKMs)

79 missouri, you have a shitload of explaining to do. a muzzies goat aint as fucked up as that place.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 02:51 PM (KP5rU)

80 My first wife was a spinner (5' 0"), my second wife looked like Natalie Wood (5'4 1/2"), my third wife was 5' 8"; I give up.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (QviAd)

81
There's a twist to this story. The guy who asked out the shorter female is Black and she's White. His lawsuit against Mizzou is about racial discrimination, since "applying the same disciplinary standards differently to students of different races was unreasonable."

So this could get fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (oGNNA)

82 Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:46 PM (fD23g)

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they're turning Japanese?

i don't think so...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (zJ7J0)

83

Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (Wr3DZ)

84 Ace is on fire today!

Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (eJj1Q)

85 Can we call this toxic asininity?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (VaN/j)

86 I hear short people have an advantage in Rugby because they can wiggle through the scrum... which is probably all the physical contact that will be allowed at Mizzou going forward.

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (fqkZk)

87 Is "larger" by height or weight?

Because this seems like a ploy to force me to date fat chicks.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (n5VsB)

88 71 This is a public, land-grant university in a "red" state. Can the patriots there not do anything about this?

As it stands its a Win.

If these SJWs hookup there are three possibilities:

1) Soiboys are sterile so nothing happens
2) She gets impregnated and then aborts the child.
3) She gets pregnant and another retard with a SJW mother is foisted upon society.

I sort of like this new arrangement where there is low risk of murdering a child or sponsoring a socially and intellectually defective child.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 28, 2018 02:50 PM (lD3vL)



But they are indoctrinating everywhere. We know they don't breed, so they must indoctrinate.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (ujg0T)

89 -
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This is about trannies isn't it. Specifically getting normals to date them.


Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM

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Yep. It's as plain as the dick in their panties.

Posted by: irright at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (RVcmP)

90 Mo fat chicks.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

91
Mizzou Labels It a Crime to Ask a Girl Out On a Date If You're Larger Than Her


This is great news for nine year old boys that want to date twenty year old women

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (TAmPV)

92 Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (Wr3DZ)

There's only one. They can't complain when trannies compete against them in sports.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (xPl2J)

93 83

Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (Wr3DZ)


Unless they vote for Trump. Girls can't do that.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (VaN/j)

94 Purdue is Auburn's midget chick.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (hjaPQ)

95

Hikaru, are you a Star Trek fan?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (Wr3DZ)

96 Is "larger" by height or weight?

Length.

Posted by: Michelle at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (Ydn2k)

97 In what way is Missouri a red state?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (QviAd)

98 they're turning Japanese?

i don't think so...


Posted by: redc1c4


Mayhaps, but if you know the origin of that song, you'll realize that it's about what now is the only safe date to be had at Mizzou.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (fD23g)

99 What a stupid world we live in.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (J+mig)

100 >>>because they can wiggle through the scrum

Aka date night at Sandra Fluke's house.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (n5VsB)

101 Ace is on fire today!
Posted by: m at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (eJj1Q)



He's the dissident Buddhist monk of bloggers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (Mouru)

102 53 This is about trannies isn't it. Specifically getting normals to date them.
Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 02:47 PM (h5Df3)

Eh, to hell with it. $5 Million (+an extra Million every 5 minutes over 1 hour), tax-free, one date. But no sex. Not at any price.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

103 94 Purdue is Auburn's midget chick.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 28, 2018
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You're making tri-corner hat girl sad. Don't make tri-corner hat girl sad...

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (fqkZk)

104 STOP STOP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

Here's what's gong on: It sounds like the guy who asked the girl out is a bit on the socially awkward side and that she was doing the oh I'll be nice and turn him down but still do things and wasn't woman enough to draw firm boundaries and have a difficult conversation.

So he asked kept up trying to win the girl and she went crying to Mommy. In order to harass someone, the putative harasser has to have some power or authority over the harassee. He didn't. And thus the EEEEK BIG SKARY (BLACK) MAN EEEEK was born.


I want everyone in the Horde to take a moment to ponder the look on my face had I been asking the questions and that was the response given to me.

Ponder that, Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)

105 @24 Most women I know would never date a guy shorter than them (I don't know why, I've always kinda dug short guys).
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Healthy size (generally height or reasonable muscle mass) projects power and strength, which is apparently a sub-conscious turn-on for many women.

Posted by: junior at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (Fp6vo)

106 I am 6'4" so I hope University of Missouri provides me with a 6'5" woman.

Posted by: soesahed at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (UjYaa)

107 I'm surprised that Rowles didn't claim racism or maybe he did.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 02:55 PM (Q3fP7)

108 The more we indulge the SJW's insanity the crazier society gets.

I, for one, resent them using us as their therapy couch.

Posted by: LGoPs at December 28, 2018 02:55 PM (kXoPF)

109 95

Hikaru, are you a Star Trek fan?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (Wr3DZ)

No self-respecting Moron would tie themselves to George Takei, if that's the implication.

No self-hating one would either.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (UnA8+)

110 I am 6'4" so I hope University of Missouri provides me with a 6'5" woman.

Posted by: soesahed at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (UjYaa)

That's a good way to get Mike Obama on stilts.

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (OMsf+)

111 97 In what way is Missouri a red state?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (QviAd)



Maybe my perspective is relative; I live in California. And when this kind of madness is *not* originating at the University of California, Berkeley, where it *should*, something is truly off with the normal order of things.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (ujg0T)

112 Hey, where all the tall women at ?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart, MSU at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (f/fRG)

113 I'd say we need a War on Fucktardery, but we all know how those "War on..." things tend to go.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (AM1GF)

114 @83 Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?
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Sure they do. If the girls in question are white. Or possibly Asian. Or upset at a transsexual.

Posted by: junior at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Fp6vo)

115 i'm a sawed-off little fucker, i'm safe. fuck mizzou.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (KP5rU)

116 Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?

Posted by: Soothsayer
====
You must have missed a meeting:

You can not be pro life

You can not vote for Trump

You can not vote for any Republican

You can not work for a Republican Administration especially not Trump's.

You can not enjoy having the door held open for you or being told you look pretty today

I could go on, but you probably hopeless and deplorable.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (7FL2s)

117
There's a "Hikaru" on the youtube comments, with an npc avatar.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Wr3DZ)

118 Never ask out a girl that can kick your ass.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

119 105- obviously. But, I've always liked how short guys try to make up for their height- they're scrappier. I did marry a guy taller than me, though, so maybe I'm a hypocrite!

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (4YHTV)

120 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NO8h_uTkdU

Don't kill the whale.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (FhXTo)

121

This is just a War on Heterosexuality.

It's Truvada! It's Truvada!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (aKsyK)

122 You see, Mizzou's SJWs are right. This is what happens when you date a guy bigger than you (though in this case I think my 13-year-old daughter could have taken him):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybmmcqdn

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (8erNz)

123 I've never asked a girl out who was shorter than me! Because they're only eight years old!

Posted by: Robert Reich at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (Ydn2k)

124 I asked this in the Instapundit comments on this as well...

How are colleges preparing women for the real world with this kind of bullshit ?

Seriously, you graduate from Mizzou and you go - ANYWHERE - and how are you supposed to respond to a situation where a larger man asks you out ? Who are you supposed to report this thought crime to ?

Right, nobody. Fucking brilliant job, Title IX retards.

Posted by: deadrody at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (4nL9V)

125 Ponder that, Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (GbPPJ)


Should there be a Preponderance Agreement?

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (jGvbj)

126 I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)

127 First, don't go to college. If you do decide you'll waste enough money to buy a nice house on a crap education trying to destroy everything you believe in and stand for, don't date. Don't go near women. Pence rule: avoid them and make sure you're never alone with one or in a situation which may be later compromised to attack you with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

128 109 95

Hikaru, are you a Star Trek fan?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:53 PM (Wr3DZ)

No self-respecting Moron would tie themselves to George Takei, if that's the implication.

No self-hating one would either.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 02:56 PM (UnA8+)


Maybe he's just asking of you only get laid every seven years.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (VaN/j)

129 I want everyone in the Horde to take a moment to ponder the look on my face had I been asking the questions and that was the response given to me.

Ponder that, Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


I'll take "Things That Get The Ravage Sicced On You" for $400...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 28, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)

130 Robert Reich: "Fuck yeah!"

Posted by: chipster at December 28, 2018 02:58 PM (utYxS)

131 Anything beyond 8" is just showing off! Amirite, ladies?

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 02:58 PM (wxZSX)

132 "I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (GbPPJ) "

*ears perk up*

But I'm kind of already seeing this guy...

Posted by: Samwise Gangee at December 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oZ6kz)

133 Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?

They do have their Muslim proxies, though.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 02:58 PM (Ydn2k)

134 Well, that's not such a difficult criterion to satisfy, right? After all, the Social Justice Lunatics tell us it's only a "social construction" that causes people to think men are on average 50-60 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than women and have somewhere around twice the upper body strength.

Even among men and women who are the same size (weight, height, etc.) the men are still much stronger, which is why the tranny MMA fighter is beating the living shit out of all the women he fights.

The video was pretty funny, and sad. The girl is, obviously, a lunatic. But she has just enough sense left in her pea-brain to know that everything she's saying is total bullshit. I think she broke down and started crying (we're told, not that we see on the video) just to prove her point about women being more emotional ... and many prone to hysteria.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (VnmhN)

135 Seriously, you graduate from Mizzou and you go - ANYWHERE - and how are you supposed to respond to a situation where a larger man asks you out ? Who are you supposed to report this thought crime to ?

Right, nobody. Fucking brilliant job, Title IX retards.

Posted by: deadrody


Except, of course, some other fucktard from Mizzoo or some other similarly stupid school, who is now in HR or a functionary in government...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

136 I can't figure out who benefits from this. All the gender bending and liberal pretzel logic make my eyeballs throb.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (xqfqx)

137
I'm sure the midget dating scene is very exciting.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (Wr3DZ)

138 126 I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)

Let me go find a kid cousin real quick...

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (h5Df3)

139 Googling Ms Breaux..

https://tinyurl.com/ycez99v4

Hmm - yep I would politely ask out on a date even though I am much larger.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (cRkMZ)

140 Mizzou is just begging to be shuttered.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (H7LIz)

141 just watched that video of the lunatic NPC lady. You can see her trying really hard not think or say anything positive about men. You are watching the brainwashing in progress.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (4YHTV)

142 this is bullshit

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (nFwvY)

143 I don't mind bigger girls. Sometimes you just want to bench a few reps and spinners don't really work your biceps or triceps, even if you try to do lots of reps.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)

144 Being middling tall I do have a heart for short guys: like men who want women slender, women want men who are tall and you just get disqualified out the gate by a huge swath of the potential mate population. Its really unjust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)

145 I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.
----

Now you tell me. Stupid death.

Posted by: Vern Troyer at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (cRkMZ)

146 This may embolden the thirteen-year-olds-who-are-hot-for-teacher demographic.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (98WNR)

147 Mizzou Labels It a Crime to Ask a Girl Out On a Date If You're Larger Than Her

They're just trying to get all the fat chicks dates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (VnmhN)

148 >>Sometimes you just want to bench a few reps and spinners don't really work your biceps or triceps, even if you try to do lots of reps.



Add more spinners.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (D986x)

149 135; every business of any size in the u.s. are full of these barely functioning, rectal focused, lunatics.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

150 @124
Seriously, you graduate from Mizzou and you go - ANYWHERE - and how are you supposed to respond to a situation where a larger man asks you out ? Who are you supposed to report this thought crime to ?
---------------

As others have noted here, at least some businesses seem to be responding to the influx of individuals with these sorts of attitudes... by accepting that *all* of the individuals in this age category have these sorts of attitudes, and the businesses in question need to put up with it. Their reasoning is that if they fire one idiot, the replacement will be just as bad, and possibly even worse.

Posted by: junior at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (Fp6vo)

151 Mizzou is just begging to be shuttered burned to the ground, its stones scattered, and the earth where it stood salted.


AllenG compliant solution.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (AM1GF)

152 I can't figure out who benefits from this. All the gender bending and liberal pretzel logic make my eyeballs throb.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (xqfqx)
..........

Makes my hippocampus hurt.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

153 136 I can't figure out who benefits from this. All the gender bending and liberal pretzel logic make my eyeballs throb.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (xqfqx)

People who want to destroy Western rationalism and replace it with emotion, superstition, and fear of authority.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (J+mig)

154 I wonder if Otter was shorter than Fawn Liebowitz?

Outlaw kilns now!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2018 03:02 PM (Z+IKu)

155 Wow. most boys lose their cherries in college and now they're being told not to date? I think I'd take my chances!

Posted by: Bill R. at December 28, 2018 03:02 PM (IuYIh)

156 Seriously, you graduate from Mizzou and you go - ANYWHERE - and how are you supposed to respond to a situation where a larger man asks you out ? Who are you supposed to report this thought crime to ?

Get on a plane, sweetheart. Go learn about the rest of the world.

Age of consent in Italy is 14 (13 if your partner's under 16) and 15 in France.

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 03:02 PM (8erNz)

157 Feminism is starting to hit an area that is really going to piss women off.
***


Women do not want to ask a man out let alone chase him. And feminism is pretty much demanding they do.

In fact most women love to play it subtle.


Ok I'll let him see me look at him for 1.8 seconds so he'll KNOW to come over and talk to me

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2018 03:02 PM (cRkMZ)

158 I was just a skinny lad...

Posted by: Freddy Mercury at December 28, 2018 03:02 PM (iLLvz)

159 Time to kick Mizzou out of the SEC.

Posted by: Liberty at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (TH/ZI)

160 I don't mind bigger girls. ...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:00 PM (oZ6kz)


Variety is the spice of life.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (QviAd)

161 One thing I never, ever considered about dating that a woman brought to my attention is that girls worry about how they'll look next to a guy. Too much of a height difference and they worry they'll look silly together. Never would have occurred to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)

162 Mayhaps, but if you know the origin of that song,
you'll realize that it's about what now is the only safe date to be had
at Mizzou.


Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 02:54 PM (fD23g)

---
that have apparently been the only safe option at colleges for the last 10-15 years or so...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (zJ7J0)

163 I'm 5'3.

am i supposed to date a midget?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (d7Ww2)

164 Let's face it: This is just a War on Heterosexuality.

The left has always been out to promote perversion and destroy normalcy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (VnmhN)

165 The name of the game is banishing straight males from the academy. They want to purify their little domain of leftism of any taint of patriarchy, so they have to make being a heterosexual male on campus as unpleasant as possible.

This is why I tell any college-age male who asks me to go to tech school, get a useful certificate, and then get hold of the syllabus of a great books program from circa 1960 and read all the books thereupon. Then date country girls, they can take care of themselves.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (1FhAQ)

166 Everybody says there are only 50 states--but there are really as many states as there are people.

Why do we have to have stereotypes?

Posted by: Warrior for Justice at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (YOhRS)

167 Purdue is Auburn's midget chick.

They only lost to Eastern Michigan by a point, I thought they'd be much tougher than this.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (98WNR)

168 that HAS...

stupid Fing fingers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (zJ7J0)

169 Age of consent in Italy is 14 (13 if your partner's under 16) and 15 in France.

___


Hmm, I think I have some important congressional business in Italy....now who will pay for my trip? Trust me I'll make it worth your while...

Posted by: Sen Menendez at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (cRkMZ)

170 Time to kick Mizzou out of the SEC.

I think the Tide has done that the last eight straight seasons.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (fD23g)

171
I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.


Don't believe her

Posted by: PaoloSquirrel at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (FhXTo)

172 In 21000 years there will be no guys and there will be no girls.
Only wankers.
Sounds grrrreat to me.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (7PllL)

173 So small girls no touchie
But small girls for combat units and fire department?

That is some mighty convoluted left wing logic there but

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (Y+V3r)

174 "Add more spinners.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (D986x) "

Gets hard to stack them, and for some reason they resent me putting weight clamps on them. Safety first!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

175 I have a friend Brett Bisping who plays professional basketball in Japan. His wife Dana is about 5 foot 2. He's 6 foot 8. They are the greatest couple I have ever met.

Missou is a national embarrassment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2018 03:04 PM (H7LIz)

176 I can't figure out who benefits from this. All the gender bending and liberal pretzel logic make my eyeballs throb.



Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (xqfqx)

..........



Makes my hippocampus hurt.



Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
**
Makes my Parietal Lobe pulse



Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 03:05 PM (xqfqx)

177
I can't figure out who benefits from this. All the gender bending and liberal pretzel logic make my eyeballs throb.


Posted by: dananjcon at December 28, 2018 02:59 PM (xqfqx
=====

This sort of bs increases the power of the already-powerful and weakens everyone else. Because of this newly discovered crime, the already-powerful can get more money for enforcement, vigilance, training, etc., while everyone else has to curl into a ball and do as they're told.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2018 03:05 PM (oGNNA)

178 Once they finish making it a Title IX violation for boys to ask girls out, they will make it a Title IX violation for boys to refuse a girl who asks him out. It's not about equality; it's really about supremacy.

Posted by: Socratease at December 28, 2018 03:05 PM (2GbWn)

179 People who want to destroy Western rationalism and replace it with emotion, superstition, and fear of authority.
=======
Look, if we can just get you idjits dancing around the campfire again, maybe We'll get a few virgins. You know how long its been?

Posted by: Volcano Gods United at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (9uMGE)

180 They're just trying to get all the fat chicks dates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:01 PM (VnmhN)
..........

We're gonna need bigger togas.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

181 Well, if that Nazi Tyrant Trump is it going to cause a worldwide human extinction event, then -- by Gaia -- we on the Left are bound and determined to do it instead!

Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (AySDY)

182 I ran into this video last week, in which a feminist/SJW type who very nearly cries when it's suggested to her that men might be physically stronger than women.

So that's a real thing.


Some of these idiots actually believe the shit they see on TV and screen where little women run as fast as guys and beat them up all the time.

I mean, why wouldn't you want girls to be combat soldiers and cops? They can do anything the guys can do. The only reason there aren't any girls in the NBA or NFL or MLB is because of social constructs ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (VnmhN)

183 The thing is I don't think that this is part of a grand scheme to eliminate dating or anything. I think that it is incrementally becoming that, but its not by design. Its just that each lunatic idea comes up on its own without any thought toward consequences, future significance, or how it all fits together.

Lunatic X says "I'm tired of tall guys hitting on me, they're so big its intimidating and they should stop!"
Lunatic Y says "Guys need to get special permission to get sex, so I stop getting trashed on Jungle Punch and screwing half the frat in a single night!"
Lunatic Z says "Men are all rapists!"

And they combine to basically outlawing dating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (39g3+)

184 This sort of bs increases the power of the already-powerful and weakens everyone else. Because of this newly discovered crime, the already-powerful can get more money for enforcement, vigilance, training, etc., while everyone else has to curl into a ball and do as they're told.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2018 03:05 PM (oGNNA)



Icky weird guy asked out cute girl and he must be punished so the school is going to make up whatever it has to make up in order to justify it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:06 PM (GbPPJ)

185 Once dated a woman taller than me by an inch. Cutest and sweetest thing around. I actually felt bad because I wasn't taller and felt her dating someone shorter would make her pariah amongst her bitchy peers.

If only I went to Mizzou!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:07 PM (IHRhq)

186 I'm 5'3.

am i supposed to date a midget?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:03 PM (d7Ww2)

------------------

I'm 6'1". Thank God there were no such arbitrary restrictions in my day. I would have been restricted to a small percentage of the Womynz Basketball and Track and field teams.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 03:07 PM (ffYR/)

187 My daughter, who is 5'3" and very cute, heard about this this morning and said "yippee! I can sue everyone and be rich!"

Posted by: bluebell ~ winter NoVaMoMe is coming at December 28, 2018 03:07 PM (U5tDi)

188

23 Mizzou

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 03:07 PM (aKsyK)

189 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (jGvbj)

190 I mean I don't think I've been with a woman that weighs more than me, but I'm a pretty big guy so that's not saying much.

I do think most girls that can bench more than me would frighten me. Like Nick Mangold's sister.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

191 Did someone say date a midget? I read about that in penthouse once

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (Y+V3r)

192 What about lesbian female basketball players who like short girls??

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (KfpzE)

193 Wymmins is as strong as menz. Just watch a Hollywood action picture nowdayz. Proof!

Posted by: Archer at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (APc8A)

194 I ran into this video last week, in which a feminist/SJW type who very nearly cries when it's suggested to her

***************

Strong and independent woman breaks down when facts are introduced to her.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (IHRhq)

195 "The Mountain" and his girlfriend

http://tinyurl.com/y7e7myzs

Banned in Missou

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+)

196 Shouldn't that be "Cratered" in the headline?

Unless you have information about Mizzou putting its freshmen into crates, that is.

Posted by: Socratease at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (2GbWn)

197 So a question for Mizzou: do short lesbians get to ask tall girls out? Asking for a fellow poster who is too shy to ask for herself.

Posted by: An Observation at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (ba1uq)

198 All this talk reminds me of the story about the basketball player and the midget who when to a nudist camp. Once had his nose in everyone else's business... and the other had his business in everyone else's nose...

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fD23g)

199 What about lesbian female basketball players who like short girls??
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (KfpzE)

----

Too many repetitive adjectives in that sentence there sport.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

200
The idea here is to reinforce the training of the Left making people ask themselves "Can I say that?" or "Can I do that?" before acting.

Remember what Ramsey did to "Reek" in Game of Thrones? Same thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (Wr3DZ)

201 I have to admit that the Cruise / Kidman pics look kinda awkward.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (Q3fP7)

202 Ham planets deserve lovin' too.

Just think of it as a threesome.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2018 03:09 PM (QLvwG)

203 195 "The Mountain" and his girlfriend

http://tinyurl.com/y7e7myzs

Banned in Missou
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

no THEY are a cute couple.

and whatever happened to "Love is Love"

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (d7Ww2)

204 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.
___

Isn't it grand?

Posted by: Moloch at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (cRkMZ)

205 Can I ask that ginger out while she's sitting down in the locker room? I *identify* as being shorter than her.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (g0Lfb)

206 Lunatic X says "I'm tired of tall guys hitting on me, they're so big its intimidating and they should stop!"
Lunatic Y says "Guys need to get special permission to get sex, so I stop getting trashed on Jungle Punch and screwing half the frat in a single night!"
Lunatic Z says "Men are all rapists!"

And they combine to basically outlawing dating.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I keep saying, avoid cray cray. Hire a professional.

(It's only partially tongue in cheek)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (kDUUX)

207 Am I to understand Mizzou is just a fatty Patty date university?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (/rm4P)

208 Some of these idiots actually believe the shit they see on TV and screen where little women run as fast as guys and beat them up all the time.

Sure, they're raised with the idiot lie "you can be anything you want!" and "you're strong! You're fierce!" and all that crap. And then they're protected from any real life consequences and difficulties. They're surrounded by popular media (particularly chosen one grrl power youth fiction) that tells them stupid lies.

Why wouldn't they think its true? Its all they have ever known.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

209 Short people got no reason to live . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (14URa)

210
It a Crime to Ask a Girl Out On a Date If You're Larger Than Her




They should call it the Barack Obama law.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (TAmPV)

211 So should I stop lying about being 6 ft, then?

I mean, not lying...I'm totally 5'11'' and a half and a third and a quarter....

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

212 Auburn might break 100.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

213 From what I have seen of SJW wimyn, being smaller than them is easily achieved.

I mean who isn't smaller tan Trigglypufters?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (7Ml7x)

214 The Diversity Administrators of the University of Missouri have finally figured out the main cause of their problems...STUDENTS!

If they simply eliminate all students, save for six, each with two and only two intersectionality vectors, and then they issue a rule that those six students remain at least 100 feet from each other, then there will be no possible problems and then the Diversity Administrators, all 212 of them, will be able to spend their 3 hours a week on campus in peace and tranquility.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (aZ9CV)

215
Hey.... Ive visited the Campus at Mizoou.

Finding a girl smaller than you could take a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

216 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.
=======
The gynocracy was soooo close. So close, but I couldn't lick Trump.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (akyyh)

217 Auburn might break 100.

"Auburn" is actually an acronym. It stands for "Alabama Usually Beats Us 'Round November."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (fD23g)

218 Finding a girl smaller than you could take a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
heh

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (14URa)

219 Im trying to square this with the 5 million Tinder profiles that say swipe left if you're shorter than 6'5".

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (IHRhq)

220 I have a friend who's 6'6. It would have been difficult for him to find a date who was as tall as he is. Fortunately this rule wasn't around in the Middle Ages and he didn't go to Missou because his wife is 5'5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (AllCR)

221 Auburn 56 Midget Chick 7 with 2 minutes left in the first half.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 28, 2018 03:12 PM (hjaPQ)

222 Purdue might as well go home at half time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (KfpzE)

223 My dear friend alexthechick is going to have some problems.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fuK7c)

224

This ties into the #metoo bullshit.

The idea is to "neutralize" any type of "power" a man might have over a woman, be it wealth/status or physical size.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (Wr3DZ)

225 *shinkicks Peaches* *but only a little bit*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)

226 I'll remember this the next time a shortie asks me to grab something off of a top shelf.

Posted by: jsg at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (f/fRG)

227 My dad was 6'6'' and my mom was 5'1''. So I guess I wouldn't have been born nowadays.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

228 Some of these idiots actually believe the shit they see on TV and screen where little women run as fast as guys and beat them up all the time.

I read someone who pointed out that the fastest woman runner on Earth wouldn't even make it into the finals of the US National High School track and field competition.

Posted by: Socratease at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (2GbWn)

229 My dear friend alexthechick is going to have some problems.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fuK7c)

----

Sounds like she can only date...... well...... Nurse Ratchet.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

230 FFS. Mizzou makes the nuns back in the day look downright tame by comparison. You want to stop girls from dating? Take away the birth control pills. Too many equate "dating" with "having sex." Maybe things will get re-set back to normal.

It's not up to the school to decide these things. But they have made the decision that they need to play Mommy to all the little, stupid students. They won't like where that takes them.

Girls have the power to say "no, I don't want to date you" or "no, I don't want to have sex with you." Boys have the same power. That's true power, not making up arbitrary and nonsensical rules, then squealing to the authorities about every little thing. These kids need to seriously grow up.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (RkS3d)

231 The Mountain" and his girlfriend

http://tinyurl.com/y7e7myzs

Banned in Missou
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Because of the size difference and her vet young looking face she seems to be about 13 years old until you pan down and look at her body. Yowza.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (Q3fP7)

232 Purdue should sue. Auburn is making them uncomfortable.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (CE5C/)

233 The idea is to "neutralize" any type of "power" a man might have over a woman, be it wealth/status or physical size.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (Wr3DZ)
Thats what handguns are for.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (vtd+q)

234

We should've stomped this bullshit years ago when the Left invented the fake problem of "manspreading."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (Wr3DZ)

235 Am I to understand Mizzou is just a fatty Patty date university?

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 03:10 PM (/rm4P)
...........

Join our new Chubby Chaser Club!

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

236

We Need Some Muscle Over Here!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 28, 2018 03:15 PM (fC27y)

237 Sounds like she can only date...... well...... Nurse Ratchet.

Posted by: fixerupper


ummm, no.

Alexandria, I hope you are not offeneded.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+)

Looks like his daughter. His height and weight and beard make him look older than he probably actually is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2018 03:15 PM (AllCR)

239 Sounds like she can only date...... well...... Nurse Ratchet.


Ratched just said she's 5'3". Alex is...how to put it charitably...not.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

240 "Join our new Chubby Chaser Club!

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (v0R5T) "

12 punches and you get a free tote bag, but girls over 300 lbs count as two punches.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (oZ6kz)

241 I've never dated a tall girl, it would be interesting as a change. My dating days are long behind me, but it would have been interesting at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)

242 ummm, no.

Alexandria, I hope you are not offeneded.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)



*sniffles*

It's fine.

*sniffles*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (GbPPJ)

243 Congratulations, Mizzou. With this rule, you've now discovered the world's most perverse way of teaching abstinence. What Oral Roberts University couldn't enforce, you've systematized.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (fD23g)

244 Ah yes, where would we be without our daily dose of insanity? This time brought to you by

{SPINS THE BIG 'NO LABELS' LABEL WHEEL}

Colleges.

Who'd a thunk it? Our institutions of higher learning degraded into less than junior high school in both cliquishness and ability, though the cliquishness has turned nasty thanks to feminist misandry, with dire results for men. For the lack of ability, I give you Alexandria Occasio-Cortez.

Posted by: RickZ at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (Y8PSl)

245 225
*shinkicks Peaches* *but only a little bit*



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:13 PM (GbPPJ)
Heh, you can't reach the important parts!

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (14URa)

246 Ratched just said she's 5'3". Alex is...how to put it charitably...not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

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Lol... *snort*





*sprays Raptor repellent liberally around the blog

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

247 I will admit to being just a shy under 6 foot, but while no longer applying never would try to date a girl to much taller than me. Don't think it ever happened in fact.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 03:17 PM (/rm4P)

248 >>and whatever happened to "Love is Love"

Excellent question.


I have a childhood friend who is 6'1" and her husband is 6'6" and their kids are giants - oldest son is 6'8", daughters are close to 6' and still growing. Does Mizzou really want us to go down that genetic path, where the tall breed taller, the short breed shorter, etc.? This is all just bs to beat men into submission for the audacity to ask a girl out on a date.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

249 Ya know... I'm bigger than a lot of you guys, and I'm single!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 28, 2018 03:17 PM (CE5C/)

250
Sounds like she can only date...... well...... Nurse Ratchet.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

Insomniac will be disheartened but could be consoled by pictures and/or video.

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 03:17 PM (h5Df3)

251 Because of the size difference and her vet young looking face she seems to be about 13 years old until you pan down and look at her body.

Yeah he looks like dad, as Fenelon said. I am not sure of his age, but I think he's pushing the half+7 rule. But actor and famous so you get an exemption.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)

252 i'm old, short, grouchy, and really don't give a fuck. fuckin misogyny.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (KP5rU)

253 men are on average 50-60 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than women


Next demand from the SJWs: All cis-males must have 4 inches removed from both femurs, to correct the height disparity, and must lose 60 pounds by the end of 2019. Or else!

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (AMIL/)

254
I want it noted that I have never refused a date from someone shorter than me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)








*inner voice*

Don't say it, Cur. Don't say a fucking word.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (Ry/kk)

255 189 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (jGvbj)

I think you misspelled Lunatic Kakistocracy.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (J+mig)

256 I've never dated a tall girl, it would be interesting as a change. My dating days are long behind me, but it would have been interesting at least.

********************

Depends on the girl. Dating a taller than you manic pixie dream girl is a fun ride.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (IHRhq)

257 Don't say it, Cur. Don't say a fucking word.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (Ry/kk)

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (14URa)

258 It's a war on humanity. No sex = no babies = extinction.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (Nrxta)

259 As I've been told, we're all the same size lying down.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (Q3fP7)

260 I'm not quite sure what the picture has to do with the story. The woman is in a locker room, but can't get any dates because they're all basketball players?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (AllCR)

261 14% of Auburn's total points this season have been scored in the first half of the Music City Bowl.

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (OMsf+)

262 "Next demand from the SJWs: All cis-males must have 4 inches removed from both femurs, to correct the height disparity, and must lose 60 pounds by the end of 2019. Or else!

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2018 03:18 PM (AMIL/) "

We cannot be truly equal until men and women have the same average breast size and average penis size.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

263 Invest in tissue & lotion futures ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (3JbJY)

264
Mizzou makes the nuns back in the day look downright
tame by comparison. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 03:14 PM (RkS3d

====
We have circled back to the days when girls were told not to wear patent leather shoes because it might reflect their underwear.* People are just sitting around obsessing on sex and thinking shit up to ban.




*I heard a rumor about that, don't know if it ever actually happened.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (oGNNA)

265 Ratched just said she's 5'3". Alex is...how to put it charitably...not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:16 PM (fuK7c)



To be fair, he's less wrong than usual there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)

266 As I've been told, we're all the same size lying down.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (Q3fP7)

------

From what Ive seen..... that certainly true in AtC's case.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

267 Does Mizzou really want us to go down that genetic path, where the tall breed taller, the short breed shorter, etc.?

If their plan to lower the average height of the human race works out, they can lower ceiling heights and stuff more Democrat voters into the concrete rabbit warrens they call "public housing".

Posted by: Socratease at December 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2GbWn)

268 Tall men prefer tiny women? Who knew!

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)

269 Ages ago, I had a boyfriend who was shorter than I. So, like, super short, because I'm not exactly statuesque. He loved it when I wore super high platform heels (it was a VERY long time ago). Finally asked him about it. He said he loved taking me places and imagining all the tall guys thinking, hmmmmm, what's he got going on for himself? He was very cute.

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:20 PM (14URa)

270 I like big women and I cannot lie *humming some tune*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2018 03:20 PM (r+sAi)

271 peaches and atc. today is a good day. content, i am.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 03:20 PM (KP5rU)

272 From what Ive seen..... that certainly true in AtC's case.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (8XRCm)



The only time I'm taller than people is when I'm lying on my back.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)

273 Can you imagine being the Chinese dictator laughing his ass off reading our news everyday you, telling his Politburo and advisors that "We will be able to bury America without a shot fired or even having to sell them the rope first."

And Hillary will reply "You're welcome!"

Posted by: Shains -- Oppression Olympics non-medalist at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (AySDY)

274 Some gals is taller lying down

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (QLvwG)

275 From what Ive seen..... that certainly true in AtC's case.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (8XRCm)
ISWYDT

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (Q3fP7)

276 Tourist bus goes boom near pyramids. Dead and wounded

Damn mormons

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (Y+V3r)

277 Hmmm...my first GF was over a foot shorter than me. Maybe I should find some old pix and post them to make heads explode.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 28, 2018 03:21 PM (Hx3Yn)

278 "The Mountain", who is also apparently an actor, is 30 years old and got married this year. If not to that little cutie, then to someone else who was assuredly smaller than he.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:22 PM (DCYln)

279 Hmmm....I'm 5'6". This might not be a bad trend....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2018 03:22 PM (p+Wdc)

280 Why is it you can only have initials from the same 26 letters?

There are 7 billion people on this planet!

Posted by: Warrior for Justice at December 28, 2018 03:22 PM (YOhRS)

281 I was way ahead of the curve, I was abstaining from hitting on girls in college before all of this crap.

Take THAT, Title IX court!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

282 Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 28, 2018 02:52 PM (Wr3DZ)

Great point.

Posted by: clutch at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (kiSdp)

283 I'm 9 inches shorter than Hubs.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (uLuPn)

284 Well. I just saw OAN coverage of the Stanislaus (sp?) County Sheriff's press conference about arrests made in the killing of the officer there.

The sheriff was demanding stiffer laws preventing illegal immigration. Press-whore says "Waaaah, waaah, aren't you politicing this, orangemanbad *beep* *bop *boop*"

Sheriff responds (paraphrasing): "Yes, of course. A legal immigrant and public servant, who achieved the American dream, was murdered by one of these damned illegals. It's a political issue."

As this is going on, the Singh family was on podium with the deputies, the brother(?) starts weeping; the family removes him from the podium.

Powerful footage that I guarantee will not be shown in the media.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (U8aR1)

285 Local bars are gonna be full of horny short chicks!

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

286 Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:22 PM (DCYln)

The cutie appears to be the wife.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (Q3fP7)

287 Saturday night, I am the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (q8oeS)

288 men are on average 50-60 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than women

I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

Imagine guys that you live in a world where about half the population is Uruk Hai orcs, half a foot taller, 50 pounds heavier, and more aggressive than you. They're stronger, faster, and tougher.

That's what women deal with every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

289 *Hi fives RedMindBlueState*

I'm also 5'6", was beginning to worry I was the shortest dude on the blog.

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (h5Df3)

290 Harrison Bergeron, right?

Posted by: Boots at December 28, 2018 03:24 PM (e9omi)

291 Tourists killed and wounded in Egypt are Vietnamese that will show them?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:24 PM (Y+V3r)

292 >>The only time I'm taller than people is when I'm lying on my back.



Nice Knockers!

Posted by: Terri Garr at December 28, 2018 03:24 PM (D986x)

293

When asked about his thoughts on the 2020 field, outgoing California Governor Jerry Brown (D) recently told the Associated Press that white men will "probably be running things for quite a bit of time" and wondered, "What's wrong with white men?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 03:24 PM (aKsyK)

294 As a dude over 6 foot tall (albeit not by much), how did I figure out that height might be a big deal to women? Oh, I don't know, starting with HS, when girls I knew, whether they were dear friends of mine from way back or what have you, would not shut up about how tall I am. Given that there are few women as tall as I am (which is a shame; I love tall women, as they must have long legs in order to be tall), does this mean I am out of luck permanently according to these brain deads?

A war on heterosexuality? No; that's a battle front. The war - if they could have one, a nuclear holocaust - is against NATURE, specifically HUMAN NATURE.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 28, 2018 03:25 PM (3L8H2)

295 Mizzou is the California of Missouri. Money in, nothing out.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 28, 2018 03:25 PM (RuIsu)

296 I am 6' 4" and my wife was 5' 1" with a flat head...it was awesome!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 28, 2018 03:25 PM (yhf6w)

297 288 men are on average 50-60 pounds heavier and 4 inches taller than women

I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

Imagine guys that you live in a world where about half the population is Uruk Hai orcs, half a foot taller, 50 pounds heavier, and more aggressive than you. They're stronger, faster, and tougher.

That's what women deal with every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

=============

I wonder why beta males are suddenly so in...

Hmm....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:25 PM (q8oeS)

298 There is a picture on the web of a guy long ago who was I think all but 9 feet and married a woman who was just over 4 feet.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (/rm4P)

299 Apparently it's ok to turn down a guy because he's too short for you, even though he has no control over his height. But if a guy isn't interested in a girl because she let herself get massively overweight, he's a bigot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 02:44 PM (wCmLp)

The story of my life, right here.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (3L8H2)

300 when girls I knew, whether they were dear friends of mine from way back or what have you, would not shut up about how tall I am

Yeah I could never figure that one out. Like it was because of some special personal ability. Yeah baby, I talled every day to get this way. I worked hard at being this height!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

301 I guess the Norwegian dudes are right out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (QLvwG)

302 Women in the west generally don't have a concept of men being violent towards them. This is why they say and do stupid stuff to guys that you would never do to a larger male. Also why any of them believe the hollywood superchick meme.

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (h5Df3)

303 Yeah, but wouldn't you be less scared if you could stop most of the Uruk-Hai in their tracks just by winking?


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)

304 >>Ever notice the Left never creates Rules for what girls cannot do?



No worries, transgenders are taking care of that!

For example, girl athletes can't complain when they compete against a genetic male, and lesbians can't say they won't date a genetic man who claims he's a woman and lesbian.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)

305 I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

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Yes..... because Im certain they all view the world in the exact same way.

Nice try, white knight.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

306 300 when girls I knew, whether they were dear friends of mine from way back or what have you, would not shut up about how tall I am

Yeah I could never figure that one out. Like it was because of some special personal ability. Yeah baby, I talled every day to get this way. I worked hard at being this height!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

============

Meh. I'm sure there's some evolutionary explanation for it, like many reasons for attraction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (q8oeS)

307 This sh*t is real... I handle Title IX claims and you wouldn't believe some of the sh*t that comes across my desk....

/Pardon my Pun.

Posted by: Key West Reader at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (FMgH2)

308 There are many clues I wish I had had in high school.

I thought that girls would only want to date taller guys, so the hot ones who were close to my height (little over 6') would only date guys at least 6'2".

If I had realized that everyone else felt the same way and no one was asking out the 6' girls I'd have done a lot better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (fuK7c)

309 Moar Dutchmen for me then!

I'm ok with that!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (Rarvo)

310 One of our Presidents, Grover Cleveland not only married a girl much shorter than him, but also 25 years younger or so too.

And he had the wedding IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

America really was literally Hitler back then.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IHRhq)

311 *I heard a rumor about that, don't know if it ever actually happened.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 28, 2018 03:19 PM (oGNNA)
* * * *

Heard the same rumor, but it would require some eagle eye balls to see anything!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (RkS3d)

312 can't they just identify as being taller?

Posted by: model_1066 at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IjnXK)

313 310 One of our Presidents, Grover Cleveland not only married a girl much shorter than him, but also 25 years younger or so too.

And he had the wedding IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

America really was literally Hitler back then.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IHRhq)

==========

And she was his ward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (q8oeS)

314 The Irish guys are gonna love this!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (QLvwG)

315 I mean, when a woman breaks your heart, do you console yourself by saying "Well at least I could beat her up"?

If you're Michael Avenatti, the answer is yes. But for most of us that's not the case.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)

316 190 I do think most girls that can bench more than me would frighten me. Like Nick Mangold's sister.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

Pro Wrestler Jordynne Grace.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

317
I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

Imagine guys that you live in a world where about half the population is Uruk Hai orcs, half a foot taller, 50 pounds heavier, and more aggressive than you. They're stronger, faster, and tougher.

That's what women deal with every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)



Yeah but those Uruk Hai orcs? At least 95% of them would never ever ever intentionally hurt you and would beat the ever loving shit out of the 5% who would.

The problem is that when encountering new ones you don't know which group that person is in. So you stay alert and try not to put yourself in a position to find out ooops that's a bad one.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

318 Isolate the whackjobs. Import a bunch of Polish/Hungarian/whatev ladies to take their place.

Win. Win.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (AM1GF)

319 Moral of the story: Flyover chicks from Missouri need to spread their wings and come see where the big boys hang.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (wxZSX)

320 I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

"Think of a man and then take away all reason and accountability." -- As Good As It Gets

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (VnmhN)

321 >> There are many clues I wish I had had in high school.


That Gym Teacher was giving you the Green Light during the Scoliosis Test, wasn't he?

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (D986x)

322 If you're Michael Avenatti, the answer is yes. But for most of us that's not the case.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)
You're on fire today, my brutha . . . roflmao

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (14URa)

323 the more i see this stuff the more it's just ugly chicks that are against pretty chicks, and the people that didn't get trophies wanting everyone to get a trophy.

Posted by: jeff at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (6P34j)

324 323 the more i see this stuff the more it's just ugly chicks that are against pretty chicks, and the people that didn't get trophies wanting everyone to get a trophy.
Posted by: jeff at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (6P34j)

===========

Didn't they get enough participation trophies in elementary school?

Shouldn't that have fixed all of their problems?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

325 But if a guy isn't interested in a girl because she let herself get massively overweight, he's a bigot.

************

I prefer not to date women whose bodies are a zip code unto itself.

Now, if their sweater puppies have their own zip code, thats a totally different story.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:30 PM (IHRhq)

326 "Pro Wrestler Jordynne Grace.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (UnA8+) "

Looking her up on wiki, I've safely got her beat on the bench, but she definitely pushes a lot of iron for being 5'1''. She's kinda cute tho.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)

327 For example, girl athletes can't complain when they compete against a genetic male,

Track & Field News, I believe it was, just named a woman (-ish) with 10x the testosterone of an XX as their world female athlete of the year.

The Left is not shy of applying their bullshit.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (Y9zp1)

328 Left wingers mst suck In bed and by suck I do not mean suck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (Y+V3r)

329 Imagine guys that you live in a world where about half the population is Uruk Hai orcs, half a foot taller, 50 pounds heavier, and more aggressive than you. They're stronger, faster, and tougher.

I'm scared now. I never thought of it this way.

FOR ME I guess being a normie type, it's more like "cool lots of hot tall guys" makes me feel safe and happy

sexual dimorphism for the win!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (Rarvo)

330 323 the more i see this stuff the more it's just ugly chicks that are against pretty chicks, and the people that didn't get trophies wanting everyone to get a trophy.
Posted by: jeff at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (6P34j)

Ding ding ding.

They weren't the cool kids in High School, so they're trying to make national politics into high school writ large with themselves as the cool kids.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (J+mig)

331 324 323 the more i see this stuff the more it's just ugly chicks that are against pretty chicks, and the people that didn't get trophies wanting everyone to get a trophy.
Posted by: jeff at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (6P34j)

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Didn't they get enough participation trophies in elementary school?

Shouldn't that have fixed all of their problems?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

It's never enough. Evil is ravenous.

That's why you can't give in to SJWs. Not to be polite. Not to 'get along'. Nothing. Never. Not one inch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)

332 That Gym Teacher was giving you the Green Light during the Scoliosis Test, wasn't he?
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:29 PM (D986x)

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ew

Posted by: fixerupper at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (8XRCm)

333 327 For example, girl athletes can't complain when they compete against a genetic male,

Track & Field News, I believe it was, just named a woman (-ish) with 10x the testosterone of an XX as their world female athlete of the year.

The Left is not shy of applying their bullshit.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (Y9zp1)


East Germany was way ahead of the curve, on this one.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (UnA8+)

334 I prefer not to date women whose bodies are a zip code unto itself.

Now, if their sweater puppies have their own zip code, thats a totally different story.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:30 PM (IHRhq)


I'm stuck in Ohio. The women here are all massively overweight, too old for kids, heavily tattooed, or single moms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (wCmLp)

335 This is so stupid..most women like going out w/ men taller than them..we get to wear our high heels.

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (a0IVu)

336 The only time I'm taller than people is when I'm lying on my back.


If you have ever seen a picture of ATC you know that is factual statement.

Posted by: An Observation at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (ba1uq)

337 Michael Moore hardest hit. Lena Dunham is fair game though.

Posted by: flounder, evil, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (t6MX/)

338 I'm also 5'6", was beginning to worry I was the shortest dude on the blog.


Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (p+Wdc)

339 The chick in the story asked the guy to walk her to class, but didn't want to go out with him. He clarified a couple of things (like asking about where to get dance lessons) and then she brought in the authorities. From what I read there was no violence or threat involved on his part. Not like he was a creep who kept following her around.

Okay, there used to be a thing that normal folks used in those situations before calling the authorities. . . um. . . gosh, I just cannot recall what it was. . . it's on the tip of my tongue. . . Oh yeah, it's WORDS! It's called adult conversation, little college girl! Grow the fuck up or go home to mommy.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (RkS3d)

340 We joke but the decadent hook up society of the last couple of decades is not going anywhere. Regardless of the feminazis attempts to shut down 'dating'.

That's the other point. Do kids still go on dates?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (Q3fP7)

341 I try to think of it this way, attempting to imagine how women view the world.

Imagine guys that you live in a world where about half the population is Uruk Hai orcs, half a foot taller, 50 pounds heavier, and more aggressive than you. They're stronger, faster, and tougher.

That's what women deal with every day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)


Yeah but those Uruk Hai orcs? At least 95% of them would never ever ever intentionally hurt you and would beat the ever loving shit out of the 5% who would.

The problem is that when encountering new ones you don't know which group that person is in. So you stay alert and try not to put yourself in a position to find out ooops that's a bad one.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)
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It depends upon what neighborhood you live in/work in/travel through.

There are some very dangerous neighborhoods here in the USA, and we are importing mostly military aged males from primitive societies around the world, and those newcomers end up in the already dangerous neighborhoods.

It's dangerous to be an American born male in those neighborhoods, it's deadly to be a woman.

Posted by: Boots at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (e9omi)

342 334; sounds like wisconsin. swamp mommas everywhere.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (KP5rU)

343 >>I'm stuck in Ohio.


Find the Greek Community.

Those little brunettes are a lot of fun. And. Greek. You see a lot of them in that Ohio / Michigan area.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (D986x)

344 She's kinda cute tho.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)

You and I have very, very different taste in women (if you can call her that...).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (wYseH)

345 I mean yeah, if you're an average guy, and suddenly every other dude looks like Braun Strowman or Brock Lesnar, yeah, you'd be freaked out. But that's also because there's no societal sanction on guys beating up other guys.

If you know almost none of them would lay a finger on you it wouldn't be so bad.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

346 I thought that girls would only want to date taller guys, so the hot ones who were close to my height (little over 6') would only date guys at least 6'2".

If I had realized that everyone else felt the same way and no one was asking out the 6' girls I'd have done a lot better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (fuK7c)

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It took me until college to learn the same about the very hot womynz. I began trying with them because a lot of other guys would not even try. Only about a 30% success rate, but the scores were epic.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (ffYR/)

347 I'm stuck in Ohio. The women here are all massively overweight, too old for kids, heavily tattooed, or single moms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (wCmLp)
Dude, you're not in CA anymore? Ohio? Yikes.

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (14URa)

348 I'm 6 5 - six inches, five feet

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)

349 >>East Germany was way ahead of the curve, on this one.


And the Iranian "women's" soccer team. Don't you dare check under their Nike sport-hijabs!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

350 hicks in sticks nix dating chicks with dicks

Posted by: model_1066 at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (IjnXK)

351 313 310 One of our Presidents, Grover Cleveland not only married a girl much shorter than him, but also 25 years younger or so too.

And he had the wedding IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

America really was literally Hitler back then.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IHRhq)

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And she was his ward.


You say that as if there's something unpleasant.

Posted by: Woody Allen, America's Favorite Adoptive Parent at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (8erNz)

352 Let's face it: This is just a War on Heterosexuality.

More broadly, on civilization.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (ZejZP)

353 To reiterate, most women are so sheltered in the west as to act unreasonably reckless towards men, not fearful. Not like women hide in their houses as opposed to getting stone drunk with strangers. Nor do women hesitate to mouth off to men, even to recognizably dangerous ones.

Posted by: Someguy at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (h5Df3)

354
I do think most girls that can bench more than me would frighten me. Like Nick Mangold's sister.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)

That is one big woman.

Posted by: clutch at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (kiSdp)

355 For example, girl athletes can't complain when they compete against a genetic male, and lesbians can't say they won't date a genetic man who claims he's a woman and lesbian.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 28, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)
............

I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

356 You say that as if there's something unpleasant.





Posted by: Woody Allen, America's Favorite Adoptive Parent at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (8erNz)
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (14URa)

357 "You and I have very, very different taste in women (if you can call her that...).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (wYseH) "

Well, I only saw the picture of her on a wrestling wiki. I might change my mind if I pop her into an image search. Picture I saw she has a pretty face.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)

358 so, if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)

359 Find the Greek Community.



Those little brunettes are a lot of fun. And. Greek. You see a lot of them in that Ohio / Michigan area.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM



Speaking as a short Greek dude, this is wisdom. Heed garrett's advice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (p+Wdc)

360 350 hicks in sticks nix dating chicks with dicks

Hix in stix nix fickyfix chix with dix.

Posted by: Woody Allen, America's Favorite Adoptive Parent at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (8erNz)

361 I'm stuck in Ohio.

Are there no playgrounds?

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (Ydn2k)

362 355 I'm confused.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 28, 2018 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

You SHOULD be serving a sentence for Vehicular Homicide.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

363 The problem is that when encountering new ones you don't know which group that person is in. So you stay alert and try not to put yourself in a position to find out ooops that's a bad one.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)
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It depends upon what neighborhood you live in/work in/travel through.

There are some very dangerous neighborhoods here in the USA, and we are importing mostly military aged males from primitive societies around the world, and those newcomers end up in the already dangerous neighborhoods.

It's dangerous to be an American born male in those neighborhoods, it's deadly to be a woman.

Posted by: Boots at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (e9omi)

Think this is a good place to point out that there are still very, very good sales on inexpensive, quality pistols.

J&G sales
GunProDeals
Grabagun

More suggestions available. And if you're in the Seattle area, I'll help you learn to shoot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (xJa6I)

364 358 so, if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)

============

If you're not ruthlessly clawing up the corporate or political ladder while eschewing any sense of family, then no, you are not a real feminist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (q8oeS)

365 My 5'9" bodybuilder girlfriend says a small penis is not a problem in our relationship.




I still wish she didn't have one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (QLvwG)

366 Looks like Auburn has already beaten Purdue twice, and now we go to halftime.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (Ydn2k)

367 Those little brunettes are a lot of fun. And. Greek. You see a lot of them in that Ohio / Michigan area.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM

Mustaches optional.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (Q3fP7)

368 It's never enough. Evil is ravenous.

That's why you can't give in to SJWs. Not to be polite. Not to 'get along'. Nothing. Never. Not one inch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)

And their insanity has no end. I had the misfortune to date a girl who later revealed she was an "otherkin" many moons ago, and got a preview to where all this gender and identity madness will lead.

It's not a rabhithole, it's a bottomless pit where objective reality ceases to have all meaning and fantasy rules with an iron hand.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (J+mig)

369 359 Find the Greek Community.



Those little brunettes are a lot of fun. And. Greek. You see a lot of them in that Ohio / Michigan area.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM


Speaking as a short Greek dude, this is wisdom. Heed garrett's advice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (p+Wdc)

Greek weddings are somewhat of a spectacle, as well (lorrrrrrd haaaaaaave merrrrrrrrcy).

Posted by: Hikaru at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (UnA8+)

370 Clutch: From here wiki:

"In a head-on collision accident in 2007 that demolished her truck, she escaped serious injury by "pushing the steering wheel away from her body as the crash occurred, leaving the steering wheel broken and crumpled."

O_O

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

371 That's the other point. Do kids still go on dates?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:33 PM (Q3fP7)


How can they afford to do that?

Let's say they want to go on a fancy schmancy date of Wendy's followed by a movie.

Two combo meals at Wendy's = $15
Two movie tickets = $25-30
Large popcorn and two drinks = $16-20

So you are at around $50 for that.

Or you can Netflix and chill for $8 for pizza from Little Caesar's and using Mom's Netflix password.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (GbPPJ)

372 It's not just about shame-banning heterosexuality. The Left's other new goal is to shame-ban same-race sex.

I've been seeing a lot of this recently. Their logic goes like this.

a. The World's Worst problem is racism.
b. Racism is caused by White Supremacy.
c. White Supremacy results from "whiteness," an inherently evil trait that ALL white people have automatically (and which cannot be eradicated no matter what).
d. Therefore, if you want to get rid of racism, you must first get ride of white supremacy, and to get rid of white supremacy, you must rid the world of "whiteness." And the only way to do that is decrease the number of white people.
e. But where do white people come from? White parents. And how does the creation of a white baby happen exactly? A white man has sex with a white women.
f. Thus, every time you, as a white woman, have sex with a white man, you are potentially creating whiteness. And the same goes for all you white men having sex with white women.
g. Even when you are merely attracted to another white person, you've already started down the path of baby-making, so you must suppress that attraction.
h. Important corollary: When a white person has sex with a non-white person, by the Democratic "One Drop Rule," the resulting baby is automatically a minority. So a white person can finally stop their dreaded Whiteness Transmission by only having sex with minorities.

QED: Intra-racial sex is bad. Inter-racial sex is mandatory.

Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (c+2jX)

373 >>Mustaches optional.


Oh, once they hit the back side of 29 the Hag hairs do start popping up.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:38 PM (D986x)

374 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (jGvbj)

I laugh at the concept of matriarchy. Men have to protect these so called female "leaders". Men have to come up with all the original ideas and technological advances. Real men will not follow a woman and real women expect a man to lead. If you think women can lead anywhere except over a cliff, you need to look at what passes for feminist ideology. It has no basis in reality at all. Feminism is just another version of socialism, where equal rights eventually becomes equal outcomes. Any system that tries to ignore or go against human nature will self-destruct. Feminism is the anti-human nature.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 28, 2018 03:38 PM (3sjI6)

375 so, if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)
* * * *

Sounds self sufficient to me, and entirely normal. That's what scares the crap out of the SJWs.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 28, 2018 03:38 PM (RkS3d)

376 QED: Intra-racial sex is bad. Inter-racial sex is mandatory.
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (c+2jX)

Ah, the 'Bowfinger' thesis. Very popular on pornhub.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 03:39 PM (xJa6I)

377 so, if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)

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That scenario is the ultimate threat to feminism, and is one of the prime motivators to destroy traditional families.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 28, 2018 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

378 QED: Intra-racial sex is bad. Inter-racial sex is mandatory.
Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (c+2jX)

See: every commercial the past two years.

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2018 03:39 PM (7HtZB)

379 Kids do not date

They hook up/

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2018 03:39 PM (Y+V3r)

380 I did notice a lot of Lesbian Moms and their kids celebrating Christmas in Commercials this year.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:40 PM (D986x)

381 >>My 5'9" bodybuilder girlfriend says a small penis is not a problem in our relationship.




>>I still wish she didn't have one.

Don't forget the Truvada.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2018 03:40 PM (/tuJf)

382 Nood CNN

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2018 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

383 "I'm stuck in Ohio. The women here are all massively overweight, too old for kids, heavily tattooed, or single moms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:32 PM (wCmLp) "

Out in the sticks?

I see plenty of hotties in Cleveland. Building I work in is this garbage trendy artist loft looking place but it's always got just out of college girls organizing some sort of dumb event and a lot of them are smoking.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)

384

So we can all fuck each other until we're all the same color?

Asian fever here I come...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 28, 2018 03:41 PM (fC27y)

385 And their insanity has no end.

There is a reason why parents, adults, and societies have NEVER ceded responsibility and authority to children.

Until now, of course. It's going so well!

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2018 03:41 PM (Z1eux)

386 Or you can Netflix and chill for $8 for pizza from Little Caesar's and using Mom's Netflix password.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (GbPPJ)

Way off topic, but I came across Home Alone on the TV during the part where he had a pizza delivered. $12 for a large cheese pizza . In 1990.

Deflation definitely has hit the pizza industry.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:42 PM (Q3fP7)

387 Think this is a good place to point out that there are still very, very good sales on inexpensive, quality pistols.

J&G sales
GunProDeals
Grabagun

More suggestions available. And if you're in the Seattle area, I'll help you learn to shoot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Tribune of the Hotties at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (xJa6I)
-------------------------

There were two very important 2nd Amendment cases brought by AA men living in dangerous neighborhoods, one in Chicago and one in D.C., (Heller & McDonald I believe) that used the argument that having a gun is a necessity in those neighborhoods.

Posted by: Boots at December 28, 2018 03:42 PM (e9omi)

388 Let's say they want to go on a fancy schmancy date of Wendy's followed by a movie.

Wendy's? Man, where were the cheap girls when I was dating...

I'm waiting for the time my daughter tells me she's going out with a boy, instead of hanging with her girlfriends.

"That means we don't have to give you any money this time, right?"

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 03:42 PM (8erNz)

389 386
Way off topic, but I came across Home Alone on the TV during the part where he had a pizza delivered. $12 for a large cheese pizza . In 1990.

Deflation definitely has hit the pizza industry.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at December 28, 2018 03:42 PM (Q3fP7)

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Competition.

More pizza delivery places. More food options in general (including frozen pizzas).

Plus the price of food is actually decreasing over time a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 28, 2018 03:43 PM (q8oeS)

390 Pizza. Pizza.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2018 03:43 PM (wxZSX)

391 QED: Intra-racial sex is bad. Inter-racial sex is mandatory.

Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:37 PM (c+2jX)


Meanwhile, the fact is that darker peoples tend to be far more color conscious (tone conscious, really) than anyone else. Whites generally see a few basic races. Blacks and Hispanics and Indians (dot) have all sorts of spectral measures of tone with nuances that would make your head spin.

What the lefties would find as a result of all the interracial coupling they are pushing so forcefully is that the old simple ideas of race would be replaced by the most insane, complex, and encompassing notions of minor variations in skin tone and features. Of course, the more chaos and strife the more the left likes it, so they would be pleasantly surprised by this, but surprised, nonetheless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2018 03:44 PM (VnmhN)

392 Those little brunettes are a lot of fun. And. Greek. You see a lot of them in that Ohio / Michigan area.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2018 03:34 PM (D986x)


Yeah, there's a greek restaurant just down the block from work that had a cutie working there for a while. Brunette, young, and curvy in the right places.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (wCmLp)

393 384

So we can all fuck each other until we're all the same color?

Asian fever here I come...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits


Sorry to break the news to you, but Asians are now white. Jews are white too, now.

The Left'x rules about "race-mixing" are frequently in flux. Get with the times!

Even making sexy-time with a light-skinned black girl is soon to be on the taboo lift: If she's light-skinned, enough, you baby might to be white-looking to believably pass as black, and fall beneath the One-Drop Rule criteria.

Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)

394 Way off topic, but I came across Home Alone on the TV during the part where he had a pizza delivered. $12 for a large cheese pizza . In 1990.

Deflation definitely has hit the pizza industry.


My first serious girlfriend had her own place (she was a little older than I was, and her parents owned the building...) and HBO. I still remember the night we watched 'The Chicken Chronicles'. Not so much for the movie.

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (8erNz)

395 54-7??? what the heck, Purdue??

Posted by: IC at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (a0IVu)

396 so, if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)



No, that makes you an actual feminist because you know what you want out of life.

Actual strong women know what's important to them and work at achieving that and haters can go play in traffic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (GbPPJ)

397 290 Harrison Bergeron, right?

Posted by: Boots at December 28, 2018 03:24 PM (e9omi)

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Eventually, yes.

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (3JbJY)

398 might to be white-looking = might be too white-looking

Posted by: zombie at December 28, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)

399 Out in the sticks?

I see plenty of hotties in Cleveland. Building I work in is this garbage trendy artist loft looking place but it's always got just out of college girls organizing some sort of dumb event and a lot of them are smoking.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)


Columbus. Yeah, there are hotties, but they tend to congregate around campus and I'm in my mid thirties at this point. Plus, most of the attractive women are raging lefties.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:46 PM (wCmLp)

400 The Left'x rules about "race-mixing" are frequently in flux. Get with the times!

As I routinely spout: Gender is binary. Race is mutable. The left wants you to believe both are the other way 'round.

You go to any playground in the SF Bay Area and try to guess who the parents are from the appearance of the kids, and you'll fail.

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 03:48 PM (8erNz)

401 374 We are witnessing the Ascendancy of the Matriarchy.
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2018 03:08 PM (jGvbj)

I laugh at the concept of matriarchy. Men have to protect these so called female "leaders". Men have to come up with all the original ideas and technological advances. Real men will not follow a woman and real women expect a man to lead. If you think women can lead anywhere except over a cliff, you need to look at what passes for feminist ideology. It has no basis in reality at all. Feminism is just another version of socialism, where equal rights eventually becomes equal outcomes. Any system that tries to ignore or go against human nature will self-destruct. Feminism is the anti-human nature.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 28, 2018 03:38 PM (3sjI6)


A matriarchy will last as long as it takes to be conquered by a patriarchy.

Case in point: Sweden. It's as close to a matriarchy as any country on Earth today, and is in full-scale surrender to Islam.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2018 03:48 PM (xjiRE)

402

Furious Transgender Woman Threatens Shop Worker After He Calls Her 'Sir' Not 'Ma'am'

https://tinyurl.com/y9xpjbp8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2018 03:48 PM (aKsyK)

403 Yeah, but wouldn't you be less scared if you could stop most of the Uruk-Hai in their tracks just by winking?

Yeah women have a big edge on things most of the time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:48 PM (39g3+)

404 No, that makes you an actual feminist because you know what you want out of life.

Actual strong women know what's important to them and work at achieving that and haters can go play in traffic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around.

you ROCK AtC!!

if you're ever in the PNW, dinner and drinks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 28, 2018 03:49 PM (d7Ww2)

405 This is not gonna sit well with all those Asian chicks who are stealing our men. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at December 28, 2018 03:50 PM (14URa)

406 Furious Transgender Woman Threatens Shop Worker After He Calls Her 'Sir' Not 'Ma'am'

https://tinyurl.com/y9xpjbp8


why are there so many trannie game players?

Posted by: JEM at December 28, 2018 03:50 PM (8erNz)

407 "Columbus. Yeah, there are hotties, but they tend to congregate around campus and I'm in my mid thirties at this point. Plus, most of the attractive women are raging lefties.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:46 PM (wCmLp) "

Yeah, I don't actually hit on any of the ones I see because they all seem to be vacuous trollops.

I'll let you know next time I'm in C-bus - you like Thurman's or Schmidt's?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

408 Figured there would be a nood before I got back

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2018 03:51 PM (/rm4P)

409 if I'm a shorter woman, enjoy cooking and providing for my man and children. want to stay at home to raise them. I like my man to be protective and strong........that makes me some sort of a threat to feminism?

As feminism is defined today, yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)

410 Yeah, I don't actually hit on any of the ones I see because they all seem to be vacuous trollops.

I'll let you know next time I'm in C-bus - you like Thurman's or Schmidt's?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

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I walked across the Ohio State campus a few years ago and I literally did not see one girl that I would consider above average. (And I was born there! Literally, my parents apartment is now an OSU parking garage.)

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 28, 2018 03:53 PM (3JbJY)

411 "I walked across the Ohio State campus a few years ago and I literally did not see one girl that I would consider above average. (And I was born there! Literally, my parents apartment is now an OSU parking garage.)

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 28, 2018 03:53 PM (3JbJY) "

Definitely not my experience. Seen my share of very nice eye candy on High Street back when I had friends at OSU and partied there quite a bit.

(Well, I guess that's not campus - maybe the uggo's just stay on the quad)

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)

412 I'll let you know next time I'm in C-bus - you like Thurman's or Schmidt's?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)


I've only been to Schmidt's once, and never been to Thurman's.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:56 PM (wCmLp)

413 284 Well. I just saw OAN coverage of the Stanislaus (sp?) County Sheriff's press conference about arrests made in the killing of the officer there.

The sheriff was demanding stiffer laws preventing illegal immigration. Press-whore says "Waaaah, waaah, aren't you politicing this, orangemanbad *beep* *bop *boop*"

Sheriff responds (paraphrasing): "Yes, of course. A legal immigrant and public servant, who achieved the American dream, was murdered by one of these damned illegals. It's a political issue."

As this is going on, the Singh family was on podium with the deputies, the brother(?) starts weeping; the family removes him from the podium.

Powerful footage that I guarantee will not be shown in the media.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2018

The media would ONLY have covered it if it went the way they wanted it to, which would have looked like this:

The sheriff apologized to the illegal alien, declaring that he is a SWEETHEART (because all illegal aliens are SWEETHEARTS). The sheriff would also publicly remind his deputies that illegal aliens are in fact exempt from ALL U.S. laws, and that the REAL problem are U.S citizens. He goes further to remind gathered reporters that U.S citizens are disgusting POSsand that they all PERSONALLY WORK FOR HIM.

He closes with reminding his deputies that if they so much as write a non-U.S. citizen a traffic ticket that they will be shot. He also announces arrest warrants are issued for the slain deputy's family; they are to immediately turn themselves in to answer for the crimes the slain deputy committed against the poor SWEETHEART who only wants a better life.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 28, 2018 03:58 PM (3L8H2)

414 "I've only been to Schmidt's once, and never been to Thurman's.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 28, 2018 03:56 PM (wCmLp) "

If you like burgers and other classic American grub, Thurman's is pretty awesome. Though I'll never turn down a few steins at Schmidt's followed by a ridiculously big cream puff.

There's a really awesome Greek place near Germantown too but I forget the name. My weeb friends forced us to go to Silla's all the time, though.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at December 28, 2018 04:00 PM (oZ6kz)

415 Plus, most of the attractive women are raging lefties.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Tell me about it.

I was at a coffee house populated by students attending the university where I got my master's just because I happened to be in town and I like the place. One college hottie was there clicking away at her MacBook. I guess she'd be hot, but one problem: her MacBook was festooned with stickers. Stickers like "BETO", "Humans Against Ted Cruz", crap like that, all proving that she's a brain dead.

You can be smokin hot but the instant I think you're a dumbass, as a chick, you are done.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 28, 2018 04:02 PM (3L8H2)

416 Running cover for Michelle O.

Posted by: golfman at December 28, 2018 04:04 PM (GL/05)

417 Yeah I could never figure that one out. Like it was because of some special personal ability. Yeah baby, I talled every day to get this way. I worked hard at being this height!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Amen, bro. It is a total crapshoot.

I'm 6'1'', which I don't think is all that impressive, but in my family, I'm the damned Jolly Green Giant. My father is 5'9'', my mother is 5'4'', my sisters are 5'6''. I ate well, I suppose.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 28, 2018 04:06 PM (3L8H2)

418 Running cover for Michelle O.
Posted by: golfman at December 28, 2018 04:04 PM (GL/05)

=====

I thought that tranny raging at the store clerk looked familiar. She get the Jacko treatment?

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 28, 2018 04:06 PM (3JbJY)

419 So all those guys over 6'4" should never find love because they're intimidating to people who are so oversensitive that they think that microaggressions are a real thing?

Posted by: DaveM at December 28, 2018 04:17 PM (WWC3Y)

420 No wonder everyone is going gay. It is so much easier and you have protection from the gay mafia.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 28, 2018 04:29 PM (nQHw/)

421 Isn't that "Stature Bias" ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2018 04:31 PM (QkjLD)

422
Years ago I saw an article from Associated Press that was clearly an opinion piece. I called AP's office in DC and actually reached some manager. I asked why they had published an opinion piece as if it were news. She said, "AP doesn't do opinion pieces." I began to explain what made it an opinion piece and she said, "I have to go. The President is coming on." (On TV, that is.) And she hung up.

It was around the holidays. I had the impression that the office was mostly empty. It was a marker on my road to skepticism.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 28, 2018 04:34 PM (aliAg)

423 Is this the joke thread?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone....ain't no borderline pyschotic emotional outburts either.

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a women who learns her place.

What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A knife has a point.

What is woman spelled backwards? Kitchen.


What do you call a woman that has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

Thank you and goodnight!

Posted by: billygoatpuke at December 28, 2018 04:43 PM (OBY+r)

424 I know kids stuck at Mizzou and really feel bad for them. Their education is going to follow them like a cloud for their entire career.

...
So I know more than a few people who decided to switch teams. 20 years ago they'd usually just be weird people, or really stubborn people that simply wanted to do whatever they wanted to do and didn't really give a shit what you thought. If they were assholes, it had nothing to do with being weird - they were just assholes. Most of them you couldn't pick out of a crowd.


A decade ago you started to see really aggressive weirdos on college campuses use trans status - or claimed status, really, with no operation, stubble, and grossly overweight stuffed into ratty sweatpants - as a tool to attack random people who failed to somehow ascertain that they were supposed to be anything other than they appeared to be.

If you told me this would become a common everyday thing in less than 10 years, I'd have told you that you were out of your fucking mind.

I still think this is a bridge too far. People simply aren't going to put up with fat weirdo undergrads running around trying to get them fired because they didn't figure out which of 37 different pronouns to use, and they sure as fuck aren't going to put up with the state trying to use force to make them do so.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 28, 2018 05:14 PM (67XdO)

425 Look, if my girlfriend has a bigger penis than I do? There's no way I'll ask her out again, ok? I prefer that my lady-partner has a smaller penis than I have, I don't see anything wrong with that.
Wait, what do you mean it isn't about penis size? Everything is about penis size!!

Posted by: 5Cats at December 28, 2018 09:55 PM (qGqKN)

426 415
You can be smokin hot but the instant I think you're a dumbass, as a chick, you are done.

Never stick your manhood into crazy.

Posted by: Me at December 28, 2018 10:29 PM (yJy4c)

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