Martha McSally Appointed to Complete John McCain's Term, Taking Over from the Retiring John Kyl

Ben Domenech asks an important question: Given that this Establishment Blank lost to a troop-hating, terrorist-supporting, tutu-wearing, Arizona-trashing feminist freak, what are her chances of actually holding the seat?

Under Arizona law, Ducey's appointment of McSally means she is essentially tasked with filling out a sequence of two year terms. She will have to run for re-election in 2020, and run again in 2022. The demands of running non-stop are hard enough when you’re talking about a House seat. In this case, McSally will have to do something she hasn’t done before -- win statewide -- in back to back election cycles.
On paper, McSally looks like an ideal candidate. She has a Harvard degree, a lengthy record of military service, and an ideologically moderate record in Congress. But as a campaigner, she has much to prove. Her first foray into politics was a loss in a special election nomination fight (to Federalist contributor Jesse Kelly); she then lost a general election campaign for the same seat by less than 1 percent; she then won the district in the following election after a recount by 167 votes. McSally has won only one election by a significant margin, and her loss to Kyrsten Sinema in 2018's Senate election was by less than 3 percent of the vote. The historical trend is clear: win or lose, it's usually very close.

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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

2 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 04:52 PM (cqNba)

3 No...

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 18, 2018 04:52 PM (vgwv+)

4 Is it some kind of Aridzone requirement that Senators have to have names that start with Mc?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)

5 Second!

I get that a lot...

Posted by: Martha McSally at December 18, 2018 04:53 PM (K/YDc)

6 Almost first! Almost first!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 18, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)

7 I love that I can post in a thread an hour before it is even posted on the blog.

Look ma....I'm a time traveler.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 18, 2018 04:53 PM (cqNba)

8 McGonzales?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 18, 2018 04:53 PM (vgwv+)

9 Thanks, Gov. Douchey.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (AM1GF)

10 Dumb.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

11 Mc Goldwater?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

12 Paul Sperry
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Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (BqBId)

13 I don't know. Two years is a long time in politics.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (0QYMt)

14

Tutu-wearing?

You have pics of Cinema in a tutu?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (kyzbF)

15 The circus maximus has come to Arizona?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (pzswX)

16 and the guv should have appointed anyone else but cuxgottacucque.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (K/YDc)

17 She didn't really fight for election, because the fix was in.

She knew she would be appointed even if she lost.

This is the Peter Principle made manifest.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

18 Says more about Arizona (and perhaps the US) than McSally.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (GL/05)

19 I'm in an hour before this thread was posted. Time machine FTW!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (ffYR/)

20 McSally keeping the seat?

Slim! Slim! Come back, Slim!

Posted by: None at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)

21
When AZ gets it good and hard from Porno Cinema, I don't think McSally will have too much trouble keeping the seat.

Then again, foot in mouth disease with GOP candidates is a thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)

22 VIA, I got the dunce cap for doing that, so don't do that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 04:56 PM (K/YDc)

23

McSally will be primaried in 2020 because she'll vote with the Democrats in the Senate.

Mark my words.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:56 PM (kyzbF)

24 The difference between 2018 and 2020 is that Trump will be running in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

25

Nasty Dyke on Dyke action, and not in a good way...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 04:57 PM (rr4fE)

26 14 Tutu-wearing?

You have pics of Cinema in a tutu?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:54 PM (kyzbF)

Code Pinko demonstrations back in '03-'04.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2018 04:57 PM (/9p9e)

27 McSally stars in a remake called A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Senate???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 04:57 PM (pzswX)

28
McSally is a shit. A "moderate" nincompoop.

McSally will vote exactly like Cinema because she'll figure that's the best way to win in 2020...voting like the Democrat winner of 2018.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:57 PM (kyzbF)

29

McSally only fights in Republican primaries.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (kyzbF)

30 I have not yet begun to surrender!

Posted by: Sen McSally at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (cRkMZ)

31 The difference between 2018 and 2020 is that Trump will be running in 2020.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

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This. He carried a lot of Rs over the finish line in 2016.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (ffYR/)

32 Given that this Establishment Blank lost to a troop-hating, terrorist-supporting, tutu-wearing, Arizona-trashing feminist freak, what are her chances of actually holding the seat?

IIRC, that was in large part to GOP infighting, of which Ms. McSally must take much blame.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (ujg0T)

33 Now when she runs for US Senate in 2020, she can lose TWO ARIZONA seats to the Democrats.

Posted by: rd at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (kfj5i)

34 Ducey split the baby.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 04:58 PM (GL/05)

35 WAIT! I have an idea - let's let Russia build a base in Mexico. Then maybe the democrats will sign up for a little 3 foot wall.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (37IEG)

36 McSally won't get a serious primary on account she will go the Corey Gardner route of being a wet noodle but voting GOP in the major votes. at least, for the first couple elections.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (K/YDc)

37

Code Pinko demonstrations back in '03-'04.

They wore tutus?

I thought they wore tiaras.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (kyzbF)

38 27 McSally stars in a remake called A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Senate???
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 04:57 PM (pzswX)

How many times do I have to tell you, don't fan the girls when they're wet!

You never learn, you'll be a Eunuch all your life.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

39 "On paper, McSally looks like an ideal candidate. She has a Harvard degree..."

Harvard? I wouldn't board my dog there now.

On the other counts, she's OK I guess.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (6eEQ+)

40

If McStanky had been shot down she would have volunteered to to propaganda videos and would have moved in with the POW Camp Commander...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 04:59 PM (rr4fE)

41 I don't get it. She's very good at losing? A female southwestern Alan Keyes?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (z2W2E)

42 who else was Ducey going to pick ?

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (BqBId)

43 Now when she runs for US Senate in 2020, she can lose TWO ARIZONA seats to the Democrats.
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Hey it will be another historic first for a female candidate so...woohoo!

Posted by: The FNM at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (cRkMZ)

44 I'm just grateful he didn't nominate Cindy "Where are my Pills" McCain. And of course the GOP bench in Arizona is light. Everyone who was part of the McCain circle is now persona non grata, while hardcore right wingers keep splitting the vote.

I think President Trump can win it during re-election. But it's not the same state it was: the failure of California has puked a lot of liberalism over the rest of the country. And that solution needs a much sterner remedy than democracy can manage.

Posted by: trev006 at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (yBq7A)

45 Senatorillisimo Jon McCain-McCain is still dead.

Posted by: Constantine XI at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (yiAMj)

46 Wonder what Ben knows that we don't know?

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (GL/05)

47 It's back!!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (qxq6t)

48 In 2 years, with the wall, middle class tax cut, booming economy, and better health care, she wins in a landslide!!

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (nID3z)

49 Nasty Dyke on Dyke action, and not in a good way...
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Is McSally a turtle-bumper too? Ought to be some hot times in the Senate Womyns Locker room.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (ty7RM)

50 Soothy, yep.

She was protesting the troops back in the day.

https://tinyurl.com/y74usp9q

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (RU4sa)

51 Kristin Sinema really is an enigma. She reminds of Obama where she has this power over voters that I just don't understand. She really is a political animal that just knows how to win.

McSally though ran a shitty campaign, supposedly an out of state firm ran her campaign and they're known as fuck ups, but I don't think she's in a huge danger of losing as an incumbent.

But McSally doesn't deserve the seat, that's for sure.

Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (UfkIY)

52 24
The difference between 2018 and 2020 is that Trump will be running in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
and another hundred thousand AZ Repubs will have passed of old age,
another two hundred thousand non-citizens will be registered to vote.

and the 9th circuit will not care at all.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (UsCnO)

53 I was really hoping that Kyl would have decided to keep the seat until 2020.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (Nv4st)

54 " what are her chances of actually holding the seat?"

Depends on whether or not we can shoot Democrat fraudsters.

Posted by: SDN at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (K9d/B)

55 Look at the bright side,

It was McSally, not a McCain.

Posted by: rd at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (kfj5i)

56
In 2 years, with the wall, middle class tax cut, booming economy, and better health care, she wins in a landslide!!

___

Is this the alternate reality where Ms Universe is my wife? Because I totally want to live there instead of here.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 18, 2018 05:02 PM (cRkMZ)

57 MMmmmm, that's good Uniparty.

Pass that Duchie on the left hand side!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:02 PM (xJa6I)

58 Don't know about the other branches, but nowadays in the Army, the officers are more lefty than the enlisted.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

59 She was protesting the troops back in the day.

https://tinyurl.com/y74usp9q
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I'd hit that like the fist of an angry Gaia!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (cRkMZ)

60 She's a weak sister and won't fight.

Fuck her. Fuck her right in her infrequently-visited front hole.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

61 "Harvard? I wouldn't board my dog there now."

aww come on, that Indonesian guy left decades ago.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (K/YDc)

62 48 In 2 years, with the wall, middle class tax cut, booming economy, and better health care, she wins in a landslide!!
Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 05:01 PM (nID3z)

We have three of those already, relative to the Obamunist years.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (ujg0T)

63 Ace has the time machine again.

Also this whore tanked her election because she knew this was going to happen anyway.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (p1nQj)

64 Color me McDisappointed.

Posted by: nip at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (DfGpI)

65

Is it some kind of Aridzone requirement that Senators have to have names that start with Mc?

That's because they always say, "Son of a..." whenever their RINO reps do something stoopid, which is a lot of the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (HaL55)

66 42 who else was Ducey going to pick ?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (BqBId)

A random name from the phone book ?

Posted by: rd at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (kfj5i)

67

Posted by: Gritty

Dildo, and 1 more Court Justice!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (kyzbF)

68 in this reality, Miss Universe is more likely to be your husband.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (K/YDc)

69 rd: "Look at the bright side,

It was McSally, not a McCain."

Well, I guess that beats a stick in the eye. If it's a big one. A small one might be better, though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2018 05:05 PM (6eEQ+)

70 well, this would be the first mistake AZ has made, so cut them some slack

Posted by: REDACTED at December 18, 2018 05:05 PM (L/iaS)

71 60 She's a weak sister and won't fight.

Fuck her. Fuck her right in her infrequently-visited front hole.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

I am sure Kirsten Sinema and her strap-on are waiting.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:05 PM (ujg0T)

72

Fake News, including Wall Street Journal and Fox News, kept calling Cinema a "moderate."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:05 PM (kyzbF)

73 42 who else was Ducey going to pick ?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (BqBId)

How about the woman that narrowly lost the primary to the loser McSally?

His Chief of Staff?

Posted by: rd at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (kfj5i)

74 Yep! Supreme Court victories, Roe v Wade overturned, and PP defunded! Easy romp to re-election.

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (nID3z)

75 Alternate universes?

Original Star Trek or MechWarrior?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (pzswX)

76 A random name from the phone book ?
Posted by: rd at December 18, 2018 05:04 PM (kfj5i)
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Thanks for the answer, That is the answer, there is none

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (BqBId)

77 Eh, she is already an improvment over Flake and McCain.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

78 Just have to hope she's mildly better than Flake and doesn't become another Collins or Murkowski.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (p1nQj)

79 Arizona Establishment-Approved Moderate War Hero Pilot Senator

yeah, that's new.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (LL1Be)

80 >>and another hundred thousand AZ Repubs will have passed of old age,
>>another two hundred thousand non-citizens will be registered to vote.

>>and the 9th circuit will not care at all.

Well if we are doomed anyway why not just throw in the towel now and drink!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (/tuJf)

81 77 Eh, she is already an improvment over Flake and McCain.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (OD2ni)

cue Metallica's "Sad But True" :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (ujg0T)

82 Is this the alternate reality where Ms Universe is my wife? Because I totally want to live there instead of here.
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Alternate-alternate universe: you're married to "Miss" Universe...who comes from Spain. Adam's apple and all.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (ty7RM)

83 McSally?

I've got this.

Posted by: Mitt at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (UsCnO)

84

Fake News, including Wall Street Journal and Fox News, kept calling Cinema a "moderate."

A moderate communist (aka a "Progressive"). Yep, that's about right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (HaL55)

85 How about the woman that narrowly lost the primary to the loser McSally?
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So Kelly Ward who lost to Loser McSally would be better!? Yeah OK THen

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (BqBId)

86 The place where they keep the squirrel fodder has turned on the Wi-Fi again.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (pzswX)

87 Ha, was about to mention this tidbit as OT in the last thread.

AZ does have a serious McCain problem, in terms of its state GOP. That surely will start to fade. But a state on the friggin' border, facing the lawlessness directly, that can elect a stupid freak like Synema - while simultaneously re-electing a GOP governor - well, one does start to wonder what the point is.

Yeah yeah the strategic fall-back to a constitutional system, you don't challenge the judiciary's lawlessness or usurpation of vast powers contrary to the constitution, you just staff it with "your" people and hope for the best.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 18, 2018 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

88 Two douche bags out. Two douche bags in.

Barry Goldwater is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (Z+IKu)

89 Meh. Not gonna risk my sparse remaining hair over it.

Who knows, maybe she'll "evolve" into someone electable !
I would suggest she break with DC tradition; instead of subsiding into the swamp, she could become a staunch MAGA-ite and support PDT wholeheartedly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (mfOi4)

90 She's bound to be an improvement over Flake and McStain, so she has that going for her.

Other than that, I don't give a shit what noted plagiarist and Malaysian whore-for-hire Ben Domenech thinks about anything.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (Z4rgH)

91 Just like McStain she isn't my problem, wish her luck all the same.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (/rm4P)

92 >>I thought they wore tiaras.

Code Pinkos are the ones who have partnered with Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood to protest America and Israel. I cannot believe we have a Code Pinko in the Senate.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (W+vEI)

93 "42 who else was Ducey going to pick ?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (BqBId)

How about the woman that narrowly lost the primary to the loser McSally?"

Kelli Ward? No thanks. She has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (OD2ni)

94 58 Don't know about the other branches, but nowadays in the Army, the officers are more lefty than the enlisted.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

Navy was always the same way...

I think it has to do with spending years in College... indoctrination central.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (NgKpN)

95 Broseidon Czar of the Brocean: "Just have to hope she's mildly better than Flake and doesn't become another Collins or Murkowski."

I'm getting the distinct impression we should still be shorting tea and tricorner hats.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2018 05:09 PM (6eEQ+)

96 75 Alternate universes?

Original Star Trek or MechWarrior?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:06 PM (pzswX)

Mechwarrior.

The real question is do I go to Davion space or Marik?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

97 Code Pinkos are the ones who have partnered with Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood to protest America and Israel. I cannot believe we have a Code Pinko in the Senate.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 05:08 PM (W+vEI)

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Why not?

After all, the Muslim Brotherhood is there to keep her company.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:09 PM (RU4sa)

98 AZ should be denied the holdmuhbeer option for as long as they stuck us with McCain.

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2018 05:10 PM (FhXTo)

99 McSally is WAY better than Flake or McCain, but she's definitely on the moderate end and her losing to Sinema will only scare her further to the center.

Jon Kyl was the gold standard of Senators, too bad he retired and Flake got that seat. I also think Kyl pulled McCain in the right direction.

Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:10 PM (UfkIY)

100
Code Pinkos are the ones who have partnered with Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood to protest America and Israel. I cannot believe we have a Code Pinko in the Senate.

And I cannot believe we have a Palestinian savage in the House of Representatives.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:10 PM (kyzbF)

101 71 60 She's a weak sister and won't fight.

Fuck her. Fuck her right in her infrequently-visited front hole.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

I am sure Kirsten Sinema and her strap-on are waiting.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:05 PM (ujg0T)

PPV rights sell themselves. CSPAN should get in on that shit, as you know she's going to be fucking with McSally.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:10 PM (xJa6I)

102 Thanks for the answer, That is the answer, there is none

I had no idea that Arizona was that empty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:10 PM (CXeIv)

103 Archer, Marauder, or?

Well duh Davion

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (pzswX)

104 Alternate-alternate universe: you're married to "Miss" Universe...who comes from Spain. Adam's apple and all.

___

Hey, I'd take a walk on that wild side.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (cRkMZ)

105 lol, mcsally is such a lousy candidate that there is a strong chance she could lose her bid to hold the seat to sinema, whol would then become the first senatrix to hold two seats simultaneously.

senatrix or wiccantor one or the other.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (MTjB1)

106 @51

All you have to do is watch their debate, it's on youtube.

McSalley comes of as an incensere GOPe platitude machine, while Cinema sounds measured and reasoned, while spouting Donk talking points.

Throw in voter fraud in an election that shouldn't have been close on paper and you have the makings of a McSalley loss.

The Donks are going to find Cinema clone to run against her in 2020 and will probably win.

Book it.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (qxq6t)

107

Shame on all the other members of Congress for allowing a palestinian animal into the chamber.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (kyzbF)

108 103 Archer, Marauder, or?

Well duh Davion
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (pzswX)

Awesome 80.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

109 >>And I cannot believe we have a Palestinian savage in the House of Representatives.

And the Somali brother-marrying bigot who just mocked Pence's Christianity on twitter.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (W+vEI)

110 Which one? The Somali or Tlaib?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (pzswX)

111 lol, saying mcsally is way better than the other two is like saying saddam hussein was way better than khomeni.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (MTjB1)

112 Well if we are doomed anyway why not just throw in the towel now and drink!

Way ahead of ya, Brah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (CXeIv)

113 She sounds like the perfect GOPe candidate. A loser.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (WaxcS)

114 GRRL Fydr Pilette!

SJW tendencies?
Nah.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM (LL1Be)

115 Michigan is gone, go ahead and write it off.

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM (nID3z)

116 I thought BSG was under bannage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM (CXeIv)

117 Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (qxq6t)
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Yep you are the Gold Standard, Kreplach/CN/UnderFire

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM (BqBId)

118 mcsally and sinema would both be good examples when someone has not received enough spankings since graduating college.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM (MTjB1)

119
Posted by: Gritty

Yeah, Al Franken is gonna win all 50 states!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (kyzbF)

120 FWIW, what I've been hearing from some AZ politicos is that Mormons are really driving a lot of this weird results in AZ with things like Sinema winning.

They really, really hate Trump and try to find ways to get at him. Of course Flake is right in the middle of this. Same with Romney, etc.

AZ has the 2nd highest amount of Mormons behind Utah. Used to be loyal, right wing voters. The LDS has really gone liberal in the last few years, especially on immigration.

Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (UfkIY)

121 I'm looking forward to working with Senator McSally, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Susan Collins at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (hjaPQ)

122 So shitty gritty bang bang is BSG?

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (RU4sa)

123 Reading this news makes you realize Penny Marshall had a better day than we did.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

124 I wonder what plumb committees the three terrorist sisters will be assigned to?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (Nv4st)

125 Shame on all the other members of Congress for allowing a palestinian animal into the chamber.

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Congress must abide by the wishes of the electorate. Shame on the voters.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (z2W2E)

126 Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (RU4sa)

127 120 FWIW, what I've been hearing from some AZ politicos is that Mormons are really driving a lot of this weird results in AZ with things like Sinema winning.

They really, really hate Trump and try to find ways to get at him. Of course Flake is right in the middle of this. Same with Romney, etc.

AZ has the 2nd highest amount of Mormons behind Utah. Used to be loyal, right wing voters. The LDS has really gone liberal in the last few years, especially on immigration.
Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (UfkIY)

Don't they excommunicate dykes?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

128 >>I thought BSG was under bannage?

A number of the banned continue to make cameo appearances.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)

129 Makes since that shitty BSG would use the name of the shitty Flyers' mascot

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (lMVNY)

130 The Debbie downers are going full Eyeore today. See the last thread.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (llxrS)

131
Didn't one of hillary clinton's evil aides applaud McSally on twitter for how McSally conceded and said that's how all Republicans should act?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (kyzbF)

132 124 I wonder what plumb committees the three terrorist sisters will be assigned to?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:15 PM (Nv4st)

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One of them will be the Armed Services Committee.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:17 PM (RU4sa)

133 The Debbie downers are going full Eyeore today. See the last thread.

In fairness, I'm not seeing the upside to Trumps back down, as reported. Maybe it's all bull.

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:17 PM (CXeIv)

134
Mormons are cocksuckers, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (kyzbF)

135 "123 Reading this news makes you realize Penny Marshall had a better day than we did.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"

My favorite role of hers was as Oscar's secretary Myrna in The Odd Couple. She and Murray the Cop were such hilaroous side characters that were used perfectly (not over done). RIP.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (OD2ni)

136 SMH, big hug, lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (Nv4st)

137
Goddamn cultists.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (kyzbF)

138 Don't they excommunicate dykes?

In select cases, they are allowed to join communal groups on remote farms or in temple basements...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (rr4fE)

139 Another result of Gaylord's limp-wristed version of national defense, Japan is going to refit its Izumo class to operate F-35s in response to the PRC's one aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (pzswX)

140 Magic Underwear.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (lMVNY)

141 lol Anna

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (RU4sa)

142

Congress must abide by the wishes of the electorate. Shame on the voters.

Who was it that propped her up as somehow being electable? David Axelturd again with his false astroturfed polls or one of his anti-American lackeys?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (HaL55)

143 108 103 Archer, Marauder, or?

Well duh Davion
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (pzswX)

Awesome 80.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

Orion, all the way. Or the Hunchback.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)

144 Mormons are cocksuckers, too

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They don't even make good Jello molds. Useless!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (z2W2E)

145 Gonna be an early night for Trump!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

146 They don't even make good Jello molds. Useless!

No carrot shavings?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:20 PM (CXeIv)

147 This is how you know Steve Bannon has the president's ear and Steve Bannon isn't going anywhere.
Posted by: Soothsayer 45 at August 15, 2017

Narrator: Steve Bannon left the White House August 18.
Just one of many reasons why you are easy to ignore. Wrong so often you are like a weathervane pointing the opposite direction.

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (nID3z)

148 I like Senator McSally. She's just got that "severely conservative" look about her.

Posted by: Milt Rombley at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (hjaPQ)

149 PDT has been so solid and getting the wall funding that I find it hard to believe that he will cave. Who knows.

Posted by: Cheri at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (G+Wff)

150 Do modern warships have anti-torpedo hulls and the like?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (CXeIv)

151 ((SMH))

Gotta catch a drop ship, work beckons...

Cya later

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (pzswX)

152

Laverne died yesterday and we just found out today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (kyzbF)

153 Hey, I'd take a walk on that wild side.
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Getting tired of Michael? (S)He's probable a bit rough in the rack. She could really hold your head in place with those "toned" arms, eh Barry? Uncomfortable, even considering you've long since conquered your gag reflex.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (ty7RM)

154 I thought BSG was under bannage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:13 PM

He has to have something to do in the basement while his mom is getting banged by the homeless community upstairs.

So when he murmurs something about 'fucking overhead' he's not talking about accounting practices.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:21 PM (jYje5)

155 120

Word. Have you been to SLC recently? English is close to a.minority language.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 05:22 PM (3GR7F)

156 154>>>

Jacking off to his photos of HR McMaster....

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 05:22 PM (lMVNY)

157 127 120 FWIW, what I've been hearing from some AZ politicos is that Mormons are really driving a lot of this weird results in AZ with things like Sinema winning.

They really, really hate Trump and try to find ways to get at him. Of course Flake is right in the middle of this. Same with Romney, etc.

AZ has the 2nd highest amount of Mormons behind Utah. Used to be loyal, right wing voters. The LDS has really gone liberal in the last few years, especially on immigration.
Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (UfkIY)

Don't they excommunicate dykes?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)

158 *blub*blub*

Posted by: Cap'n Bill's mighty liner The Weekly Sea Cuck at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (0QYMt)

159 Wow. Looked up Laverne on the interwebs and she sure let herself go.

Looked like her ex husband Meathead.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (Z+IKu)

160 Laters Anna. : )

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (RU4sa)

161 42 who else was Ducey going to pick ?
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 05:00 PM (BqBId)
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Hey BOOThole....the fucking jerk could have picked a winner; me.

Posted by: Cindy McCain at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (l4NG+)

162 139
Another result of Gaylord's limp-wristed version of national defense, Japan is going to refit its Izumo class to operate F-35s in response to the PRC's one aircraft carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

It's interesting that the biggest impediment isn't whether they can, it's whether the Japanese people will go along with it. The only reason not to is that flattops may be becoming obsolete, especially for Japan, which is, after all, a series of large, unsinkable aircraft carriers.

China better watch its ass. Nukes are next.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2018 05:24 PM (T6t7i)

163 I think Arizona has the same problem as Colorado. Too many invading Californicator locusts have moved in. Shit your own nest full, then move on. Repeat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2018 05:24 PM (d6PIl)

164 150 Grump928(C)

No. The CVNs use some of the outside void tanks that would serve that purpose for aviation fuel and water.

Everyone else has a hull that is high-test steel about an inch thick.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 05:24 PM (hyuyC)

165

Business Idea: ViewMaster Pron for the Retro Hipsters...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 05:24 PM (rr4fE)

166
Trump would've been better off keeping Bannon around.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:25 PM (kyzbF)

167 150 Grump928(C)

We use decoys instead. They may even work. Have never seen them tested.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 05:25 PM (hyuyC)

168 It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)
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Hey now Mister, I highly represent that remark.

Posted by: Mitt the Bitch at December 18, 2018 05:26 PM (l4NG+)

169 166
Trump would've been better off keeping Bannon around.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 05:25 PM (kyzbF)

Bannon seemed to have loyalty issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:26 PM (xJa6I)

170 It's cash and kids on the barrelhead to the Mormons. Bidness is Bidness.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 05:26 PM (RuIsu)

171 We have had a break in the weather so roofers showed up today. I get a call at work around 10:00 a.m. from my husband. One of the roofers fell through the roof. We had severe rot that we didn't know about. So... another $1100. Thankfully just his foot and leg but now the upstairs attic walk in closet as a nice big hole in it. And he was okay, did not hurt himself thankfully.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

172 CZ 82 for sale for $249 on J&G sales.
If you like 9mm MAK, damn fine pistol.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (xJa6I)

173
It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels

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Leadership is strict in Mormon land

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (z2W2E)

174
It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)
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*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (MVjcR)

175 I'd like to take a moment to thank McCain's tumor.

You did a man's job of it, sir. Thanks.

Posted by: 13times at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (K3B2k)

176 No. The CVNs use some of the outside void tanks that would serve that purpose for aviation fuel and water.

Everyone else has a hull that is high-test steel about an inch thick.

The Horde is like having my own research group. Thank you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (CXeIv)

177 Conservatives! Assume the position!

Posted by: Col Martha McSally at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (hjaPQ)

178 Late to the thread. I guess Cindy didn't want the seat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

179 I voted for Jesse Kelly.

Too bad he didn't win.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fqUgw)

180 She will have to run for re-election in 2020, and run again in 2022.
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I can't help but note they're not even pretending the she'd be running for re-election in 2022, just running to prevent anyone useful from having a shot at the Dem who will get it in 2020

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2018 05:29 PM (kOpft)

181 >>>I think Arizona has the same problem as Colorado. Too many invading Californicator locusts have moved in. Shit your own nest full, then move on. Repeat.

I saw a movie with a very similar premise. The day was saved by Randy Quaid with an F-18.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2018 05:29 PM (HmZuC)

182
Bannon seemed to have loyalty issues.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:26 PM

Last I heard Bannon is over in Italy preparing to take down (lc) pope Francis. I'm not gonna discount the possibility he can do it.

Might just plant an upside down St Francis in the front yard for his good luck.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:29 PM (jYje5)

183 @172
Irks me. I paid $160 for my Makarov and it was brand new. Now they want $250 for used.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2018 05:29 PM (d6PIl)

184 In Minnesota Michelle Bachmann would win reelection every time in her district, but it was always a tough battle with tens of millions spent on both sides. Bachmann decided to pack it in, and Tom Emmer a former governor candidate, stepped up and wins easily every time.

It could be the same with McSally. She could be just enough to energize the opposition to defeat her, and not worth all of the money and headaches.

Posted by: Gordon at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (vd69n)

185 AZ has the 2nd highest amount of Mormons behind Utah. Used to be loyal, right wing voters. The LDS has really gone liberal in the last few years, especially on immigration.
Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (UfkIY)

I thought Idaho had the 2nd highest percentage of Mormons and Arizona was 3rd or 4th.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (tp5vm)

186 *waves to Jane*

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (RU4sa)

187 You know who this benefits

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (llxrS)

188 178 Late to the thread. I guess Cindy didn't want the seat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

Well who knows what would have happened if McSally had actually won Flake's seat.

Though apparently since there were no other possible people available other than McSally to fill the seat we are lucky she lost to the nutjob!

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (WaxcS)

189

Please Ma'am, May I Have Another?!

Posted by: No Longer Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (rr4fE)

190
Miss Delilah's entry to Westminster was accepted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (LsBY9)

191 deep state for the win

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (VckGX)

192 Used to be loyal, right wing voters. The LDS has really gone liberal in the last few years, especially on immigration.
Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 05:14 PM (UfkIY)

Yup. Why go through all the trouble of missionary work when you can flood the country with potential converts? Vanceone was trying to push this line a few months ago.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (/qEW2)

193
*waves to Jane*

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:30 PM (RU4sa)

*waves back*

Care for a rum ball?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

194 Irks me. I paid $160 for my Makarov and it was brand new. Now they want $250 for used.

Conversely, I paid $256 for my 82 six years ago when I had a FFL03. Mine did come with a holster, lanyard and two mags though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (CXeIv)

195 Late to the thread. I guess Cindy didn't want the seat.

+++

It was musical chairs and Cindy does a lot of pills

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (z2W2E)

196 If she runs in 2020 and wins, she won't run again until 2026

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (bQtop)

197
Another result of Gaylord's limp-wristed version of national defense, Japan is going to refit its Izumo class to operate F-35s in response to the PRC's one aircraft carrier.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 18, 2018 05:18 PM (pzswX)

Plus they're building the new Maya class DDG

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (TAmPV)

198 Hadrian, How very awesome. Delilah for the Win.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (Nv4st)

199 Care for a rum ball?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

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Oh, would I!

Just shove it thru the port.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (RU4sa)

200 This gives her the incumbency lever. She's not perfect, but she's better than most of what AZ has given us recently (hi Flake! hi, uh, wherevs McCain is buried!)

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (8erNz)

201
All you have to do is watch their debate, it's on youtube.

McSalley comes of as an incensere GOPe platitude machine, while Cinema sounds measured and reasoned, while spouting Donk talking points.

Throw in voter fraud in an election that shouldn't have been close on paper and you have the makings of a McSalley loss.

The Donks are going to find Cinema clone to run against her in 2020 and will probably win.

Book it.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 05:11 PM (qxq6t)

_____

And don't forget that the Green Party candidate received 2% of the vote in the general. Unbelievable.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (pRLf4)

202 We have had a break in the weather so roofers showed up today. I get a call at work around 10:00 a.m. from my husband. One of the roofers fell through the roof. We had severe rot that we didn't know about. So... another $1100. Thankfully just his foot and leg but now the upstairs attic walk in closet as a nice big hole in it. And he was okay, did not hurt himself thankfully.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

DAYUM, Jewells...the last thing I want to hear when I'm having my roof replaced is "one of the roofers fell through the roof"! At least he didn't get hurt, but...wow!

Posted by: antisocialist at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (2shuf)

203 Care for a rum ball?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

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Oh, would I!

Just shove it thru the port.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:32 PM (RU4sa)

I make 'em strong, too. *commences ramming rum balls thru port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

204 Bannon seemed to have loyalty issues.
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I think the IC/Deep State had something on Bannon. He doesn't look like a guy with unlimited resources to fight "The Process."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (ty7RM)

205 Hadrian, that is sooo awesome!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (2shuf)

206 174
It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)
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*ahem*
Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:27 PM (MVjcR)

Yes, I must apologize. The weasel is an honorable moron. I must think of another beast. Would skunks work? Civets? Komodo dragons?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (aCNZ6)

207 I was listening to The Five on the way home, and literally wanted to strangle Juan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

208 I thought the game plan was to get rid of the R-cucks and replace them with conservatives.

Now in AZ, the R-cucks have been replaced by an R-cuck and a Democrat. Brilliant.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (/qEW2)

209 This gives her the incumbency lever. She's not perfect, but she's better than most of what AZ has given us recently (hi Flake! hi, uh, wherevs McCain is buried!)
Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (8erNz)

McSally has a lower ACU rating than Flake or McCain, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (tp5vm)

210 Imma making char siu manapua, fried noodles, and steamed broccoli.

Rum balls should go nicely.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (RU4sa)

211 200 This gives her the incumbency lever. She's not perfect, but she's better than most of what AZ has given us recently (hi Flake! hi, uh, wherevs McCain is buried!)

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (8erNz)

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I don't think McCain has been buried yet -- his funeral procession is presently touring Afghanistan I believe.

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (RoSgI)

212 Posted by: antisocialist at December 18, 2018 05:33 PM (2shuf)

lol..I know right? Already was $10,000 in debt for this fucker now another $1100. Geez...

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (dUJdY)

213 Hadrian the Seventh

Great. Hope you win.

And I want to thank you for the Norwegian composer Johan Svendsen. Listened to all four of his rhapsodies. Very nice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 05:36 PM (hyuyC)

214 Care for a rum ball?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:31 PM

Yes, hold the ball though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 18, 2018 05:36 PM (nAeGR)

215 Yes, I must apologize. The weasel is an honorable moron. I must think of another beast. Would skunks work? Civets? Komodo dragons?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (aCNZ6)

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Cockroach.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:36 PM (RU4sa)

216 >>>Japan is going to refit its Izumo class to operate F-35s in response to the PRC's one aircraft carrier.

In fairness, I think that was always the plan with those ships. They called them 'destroyers' for domestic and foreign political considerations. But they're carriers in all but name.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2018 05:36 PM (HmZuC)

217 I thought the game plan was to get rid of the R-cucks and replace them with conservatives.

Now in AZ, the R-cucks have been replaced by an R-cuck and a Democrat. Brilliant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 05:35 PM (/qEW2)

This plan worked out in Tennessee, where Corker was successfully replaced by Blackburn, but Arizona always manages to disappoint.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 05:37 PM (tp5vm)

218
I find it a little incredulous that people who spend their working lives on roofs aren't just a little careful about walking across them when it 's been more then two decades since they were last replaced.

Seems like the sorta scam that our 'south of the border' friends would engage in.

I think I'd go back through references and make a few calls.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:37 PM (jYje5)

219 char siu manapua

Oo, Oo Mr. Kotter! Wanna talk recipes? You show me yours I'll show you mine...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 05:37 PM (rr4fE)

220 I was listening to The Five on the way home, and literally wanted to strangle Juan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

Ugh. Can't listen to Juan Williams anymore. The man's a total jackass. When The Five comes on, I turn the channel to Perry Mason.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 18, 2018 05:38 PM (2shuf)

221 Now you can do you LDS missionary work right here in the good ole USA!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)

222 Juan s back needs to be checked for moisture.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2018 05:38 PM (d6PIl)

223 "Care for a rum ball?

Posted by: Jane D'oh"

You know it. Hic.

Posted by: Hillary at December 18, 2018 05:38 PM (OD2ni)

224
Yes, I must apologize. The weasel is an honorable moron. I must think of another beast. Would skunks work? Civets? Komodo dragons?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:34 PM (aCNZ6)
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*fistbump*

Ferrets?

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (MVjcR)

225 lol In Vito Veritits

There's a butcher here in town with amazing pork belly that's perfect.

Plus, I found a recipe for perfect manapua, just like how it's made in Hawai'i.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (RU4sa)

226 I think I'd go back through references and make a few calls.

The roof was only 13 years old. Previous owner was a fucking idiot and problem occurred when he finished the attic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

227 I did some roofing in Texas after the Army, we would take a break from 2-5 and hydrate and eat. The heat would come through tennis shoes, had to wear boots

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:40 PM (bQtop)

228 >>>DAYUM, Jewells...the last thing I want to hear when I'm having my roof replaced is "one of the roofers fell through the roof"! At least he didn't get hurt, but...wow!

Meh, plenty more where that came from. In fact, at this very moment, dozens of roofers are strolling into Texas.

Posted by: Local Roofing Contractor at December 18, 2018 05:40 PM (HmZuC)

229 Never wear dangling earrings while holding a kitteh.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:41 PM (RU4sa)

230 Well, if she sucks we won't have to come up with a new nickname for a bad GOPe senator from Arizona. McShitty or McLame will still be good to go.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (S1vlo)

231 Weasel.. sent your package. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know your real name. I had to put Weasel on the name and address.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

232 Don't they excommunicate dykes?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:16 PM (ujg0T)

It surprises me a little that so many Mormon politicians are such weasels.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:23 PM (aCNZ6)

Exactly. One thinks of Mormons as pious, so it's hard to understand creatures like Reid, Romney or Flake. You'd think they'd have more integrity than average. RCCs have a broader range of views, so people like Pelosi are no surprise.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)

233 183 @172
Irks me. I paid $160 for my Makarov and it was brand new. Now they want $250 for used.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2018 05:29 PM (d6PIl)

Hurm. I paid more than that for my Makarov.

Good shooter, though. Crazy accurate. If folks want a single stack, and they can deal with Israeli carry, I recommend them.

SO much better than that weak, crud Tokarev round...

*puts down Palpy bait and waits*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

234 Never wear dangling earrings while holding a kitteh.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:41 PM (RU4sa)

Like glasses to babies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (0QYMt)

235 231 Weasel.. sent your package. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know your real name. I had to put Weasel on the name and address.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

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LOL!

This is the cutest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (RU4sa)

236 The roof was only 13 years old. Previous owner was a fucking idiot and problem occurred when he finished the attic.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

After Hurricane Florence, we had to put a new roof on my daughter's house. The last time it was done was when my husband's ex-wife lived there almost 20 years ago. Roofer said we were lucky to get by for so many years, the old roof looked like it had been put on by a gang of third graders.

Posted by: antisocialist at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (2shuf)

237
I think I'd go back through references and make a few calls.

The roof was only 13 years old. Previous owner was a fucking idiot and problem occurred when he finished the attic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

Prolly took a misstep while dancing to the salsa music blaring from the radio. Threaten to report them to ICE.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

238 231 Weasel.. sent your package. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know your real name. I had to put Weasel on the name and address.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)
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Thanks! It really is Weasel. What - you guys aren't using your real names??

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (MVjcR)

239 Weasel.. sent your package. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know your real name. I had to put Weasel on the name and address.

First name - Papagoz ...

Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LPnfS)

240 Every time a RINO takes office, an angel gets its dildo.

Posted by: George Bailey at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (hjaPQ)

241

Oh, pork belly is good, especially if it's not tooooooo fatty. I like shoulder and especially pork collar/neck if I can get it.

I like Manapuna buns even more than most Bao, which are more dense and chewy I think. Or maybe I just suck making them...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (rr4fE)

242 Never put a kitten in your lap unless you have your pants on

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:44 PM (bQtop)

243 229 Never wear dangling earrings while holding a kitteh.

pretty sure this was the plot to an episode of columbo

Posted by: Anachronda at December 18, 2018 05:44 PM (NmR1a)

244 Ben knows a McCain will run for that seat in 2020.

Posted by: Meggy Mac at December 18, 2018 05:44 PM (EATOD)

245 The roof was only 13 years old. Previous owner was a fucking idiot and problem occurred when he finished the attic.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM

Rot will kill plywood in a matter of years. But professionals tread carefully across the roof on the initial pass. They know the danger.

Every roofing crew I've seen in the past five years is 100% south of the border. One hundred and twenty pound guys. Not likely to tear through both the shingles, the roofing felt, rotted plywood, fiberglass insulation, then through a plaster/drywall ceiling.

So I'm gonna sprinkle a little bit of skepticism on the story. Act accordingly, or ignore. I'm okay with either.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:45 PM (jYje5)

246 I like Manapuna buns even more than most Bao, which are more dense and chewy I think. Or maybe I just suck making them...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (rr4fE)

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It is so cool that there's another manapua aficionado here.

I love the Horde.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 05:45 PM (RU4sa)

247 Henceforth I will refer to disreputable Mormon politicians as ferrets.

So my question is. Why are so many Mormon politicians ferrets?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 18, 2018 05:45 PM (aCNZ6)

248 Thanks! It really is Weasel. What - you guys aren't using your real names??

lmao!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:45 PM (dUJdY)

249
221 Now you can do you LDS missionary work right here in the good ole USA!

always could. >20 years ago, little brother served a mission in san jose. had to learn vietnamese.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 18, 2018 05:47 PM (xGZ+b)

250 The crew is 5 guys, 3 hispanic and 2 white.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

251 Ben knows a McCain will run for that seat in 2020.

Posted by: Meggy Mac at December 18, 2018 05:44 PM (EATOD)

*FLAMETHROWS THREAD*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

252 The crew is 5 guys, 3 hispanic and 2 white.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:47 PM

Which one 'went through' the roof?

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:48 PM (jYje5)

253 Meggy may try for the seat but she ain't runnin anywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:48 PM (Nv4st)

254 If Meggy ran, she would need a Kevlar support bra, with very solid straps and closures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (hyuyC)

255 238 231 Weasel.. sent your package. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know your real name. I had to put Weasel on the name and address.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)
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Thanks! It really is Weasel. What - you guys aren't using your real names??
Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:43 PM (MVjcR)

Most people are smarter than me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (xJa6I)

256 The guy who fell through the roof wasn't hurt because his nuts stopped him on a rafter!

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (MVjcR)

257 Which one 'went through' the roof?

lol.. we don't know. Hubby went to get a haircut and found out when he got home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (dUJdY)

258 Ferrets?

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:39 PM (MVjcR)

Just another word for weasels.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2018 05:50 PM (Z4rgH)

259 Meggy may try for the seat but she ain't runnin anywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 18, 2018 05:48 PM (Nv4st)

She'll shuffle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

260 *stares at packages to be wrapped*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

261 Whenever a contractor comes to you and says.."come here I want to show you something" it is NEVER good news.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

262 Congrats Hadrian!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (kufk0)

263 nood rich guy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (xJa6I)

264 *stares at packages to be wrapped*

Same here Jane. I am only half done and no energy to finish it. Maybe Sunday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

265 If Dr Ho's back belt came with and order of fried rice and an egg roll, I might try one

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:52 PM (bQtop)

266 Weasels are a member of the Mustelidae family, which includes weasels, badgers, otters, martens, mink, and wolverines, and others.

They are typically small animals with short legs, short, round ears, and thick fur. Most mustelids are solitary, nocturnal animals, and are active year-round. Other than the sea otter, they have anal scent glands that produce a strong-smelling secretion the animals use for sexual signaling and for marking their territory.

IOW, Mustelidae are exemplars of The Moron Lifestyle(tm).

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (ctuyM)

267 The guy who fell through the roof wasn't hurt because his nuts stopped him on a rafter!

Posted by: Weasel - Special Assistant to bluebell for NoVaMoMe 2019 at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM

Hah. Considering the distance between joist it's gotta be someone really, really skinny. But then if he's that skinny he doesn't weigh that much. Certainly not enough to go through all those layers.

I'm wondering if this is the new scam to pick up an extra 10% on a job. Have Jesús take the dive for an extra twenty bucks.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (jYje5)

268 So Kelly Ward who lost to Loser McSally would be better!? Yeah OK THen
Posted by: Max BOOThole

McCain spent a lot of money to make her unelectable while stealing her 'Build the Wall' campaign ... at least until after he won.

imao

Posted by: Adriane the But I Like Maps Better than GPS Critic ... at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (LPnfS)

269 old roof looked like it had been put on by a gang of third graders

+++

Lots of energy and they work for peanuts

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (z2W2E)

270 OT. I think one of my coworkers is a Moron. We were discussing chili for the team potluck and he said, "what no carrots?".

I'll have to ask him his thoughts on Ewoks.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (UV0to)

271 So my question is. Why are so many Mormon politicians ferrets?
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I think Mormons have a wild hair about fundamentalist Christians trying to save them. our church supported some missionaries in Salt Lake. when their children went out into the neighborhood to play, all the Mormon kids would get called inside. Long way to go to say I think they equate evangelical Christians w/hard core right wing-ism. Listen to Mittens: he thinks there's this mystical 3rd way. IOW, collaboration w/Statists.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ty7RM)

272 The AZ election told me I didn't want to.retire there. Also Kiplinger took it off the top10 places. AZ is moving in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 18, 2018 07:05 PM (7PllL)

273 Hey, maybe she'll decide it's not for her a la Jeff Flake, and bow out after two years.

Posted by: Hoops McCann at December 18, 2018 08:20 PM (WusEB)

274 Fucking bizarre. She's a proven loser, even to a traitorous piece of scum. The people DO NOT want her. Give it up, GOPe.

Posted by: Bob Mueller, Rabid Democrat Star Chamber Operator at December 18, 2018 08:53 PM (Z216Q)

275 Just what we need a clown so bad she lost to a crazed left wingnut who is a slightly better imitation McCain. And they wonder why people are sick of both parties.

Both of these insane clown posse got together to make it easier for felons to get out of prison early. Jesters the idea is to put them away, not let them run loose.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at December 19, 2018 12:17 AM (Pr11x)

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