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Former CBS CEO Les Moonves, Forced Out Due to Sexual Harassment Allegations, Will Not Receive His $120 Million Severance Package

He had a nasty habit and it wound up being super-expensive.



Les Moonves, the shamed ex-CEO of CBS, will not get his $120 million severance package, CBS announced late Monday, citing his failure to "cooperate fully" with an internal investigation of allegations of sexual misconduct against him.

...

"With regard to Mr. Moonves, we have determined that there are grounds to terminate for cause, including his willful and material misfeasance, violation of Company policies and breach of his employment contract, as well as his willful failure to cooperate fully with the Company’s investigation. Mr. Moonves will not receive any severance payment from the Company," the statement said.

...

His golden parachute looked even more imperiled in late November when The New York Times posted a lengthy story describing how he allegedly forced oral sex on a young actress years ago and then worked with her down-and-out agent to get her roles to keep her quiet after the #MeToo movement exploded.

Under his employment contract, the network would not have to pay Moonves severance if the investigation found evidence that he did not tell the full truth about whether he tried to pay off an accuser with job offers and then tried to hide it.

Moonves' lawyer called the decision a sham and suggested that CBS was defaming Moonves, possibly previewing a coming lawsuit.

I keep telling you guys: We need to listen more to our Media Elite and aspire to be more like them.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:50 PM




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1 The future is sex robots.

Posted by: Chris M at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (eAZVt)

2 I want a compensation package like Les.

Didn't he have on-call hottie blow jobs in his contract?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:50 PM (xJa6I)

3 The future is sex robots.

Not with me it's not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)

4 1 The future is sex robots.
Posted by: Chris M at December 18, 2018 05:49 PM (eAZVt)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (xJa6I)

5 Is this the guy with 4 staff who were just for beejers?

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at December 18, 2018 05:51 PM (w7KSn)

6 That's too bad. 120 million would get you a lot of Beegers on Pedo Island

Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2018 05:52 PM (8ikIW)

7 >>I keep telling you guys: We need to listen more to our Media Elite and aspire to be more like them.

The man had a BJ staffer on call. Who am I to judge this titan of industry.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 05:52 PM (/tuJf)

8 So how much of a severance package does he get, Only 20 million or what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2018 05:52 PM (AllCR)

9 10

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)

10 I'll bet he sues and gets the full amount.

Just like Harvey Ficus fucker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xJa6I)

11 Looking up a net worth of 700 mil. This won't hurt too much. Now he can spend more time with his family.

Posted by: Bosk at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (9m9TT)

12 Surprised the industry did not paper it all over.... Moonves must have made enemies in the biz.

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (90T4r)

13 8 So how much of a severance package does he get, Only 20 million or what?

heh. "severance package"

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xGZ+b)

14 Sounds like he'll do worse than Weinstein.

Weinstein defense...

But first, you'll blow me.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (GL/05)

15

Hey, I was promised a nood rich guy...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (rr4fE)

16 12 Surprised the industry did not paper it all over.... Moonves must have made enemies in the biz.
Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (90T4r)



We can hope.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (NLLmE)

17 He's got a hot Chinese wife, he'll be ok

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (bQtop)

18 I'll bet he sues and gets the full amount.



Just like Harvey Ficus fucker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xJa6I)


Pray for casualties.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (0QYMt)

19 "Under his employment contract, the network would not have to pay Moonves severance if the investigation found evidence that he did not tell the full truth about whether he tried to pay off an accuser with job offers and then tried to hide it."

Is it common to have an "investigation revealed that you tried to hide job offer bribes to accusers" clause in an employment contract? That seems oddly specific. I don't think there's one in mine. I could be wrong. Maybe it's boilerplate.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (t+qrx)

20 >>>Moonves' lawyer called the decision a sham and suggested that CBS was defaming Moonves, possibly previewing a coming lawsuit.


Would this be the same lawyer who advised him to lie during the internal investigation?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (HmZuC)

21 Pray for casualties.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (0QYMt)


Amen.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (NLLmE)

22 This is all just the various lawyers trying to strategize which legal team gets to keep most of the money.

He will sue, they will countersue,.... and lawyers will buy new jets.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (LWu6U)

23 While sex robots (God help us) will take a lot of the place for some guys, it has to be confessed that a great deal of the attraction for the abuses is the power over another human aspect.

So robots won't cut it.

Especially when you factor in the celebrity factor.

Posted by: moviegique at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (oRIVo)

24 Leftists can't keep it in their pants.

Posted by: Constantine XI at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (yiAMj)

25 MOONVES what a cow SEE BEE ESSS.

Posted by: saf at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (5IHGB)

26 Somebody peed on his golden parachute.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (aKsyK)

27 We can hope.
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:54 PM (NLLmE)

Hope in one hand....

OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.

Yee fucking ha.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (GL/05)

28 Hypocrite fucks. This stuff was SOP. Why do you think Hollywood is populated with soulless vampires?

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Z9C5C)

29 OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.


The impossible life.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

30 10 I'll bet he sues and gets the full amount.

Just like Harvey Ficus fucker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xJa6I)



All the better. Make the libmedia pay.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 05:57 PM (ujg0T)

31 Billy Jeff is still receiving his pension, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

32 So robots won't cut it.
Especially when you factor in the celebrity factor.


Marilyn Monroebot

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (WTBaJ)

33 Looking up a net worth of 700 mil. This won't hurt too much. Now he can spend more time with his family.
Posted by: Bosk at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (9m9TT)

11th generational grand child hardest hit.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (GL/05)

34 I want a legal opinion on how much groping one can get away with before $120M in constructive termination goes bye-bye. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: JEM at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (8erNz)

35 10 I'll bet he sues and gets the full amount.

Just like Harvey Ficus fucker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xJa6I)



Probably depends on the contract. Didn't Harvey basically have a "as long as you pay for your sexual assault hush money yourself, it's all good," line in his contract? If Moonves didn't I can see him not getting the full amount. Probably will settle for a pretty penny though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (WaxcS)

36 28 Hypocrite fucks. This stuff was SOP. Why do you think Hollywood is populated with soulless vampires?

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 05:56 PM (Z9C5C)

Child rape and degeneracy poured into your kids' minds because funny show is funny.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (4ErVI)

37 Marilyn Monroebot
Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (WTBaJ)



Science can't make that jiggle.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

38 Just what was Old Les doing all day at CBS for a $120 million dollar severance package......







Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (Z+IKu)

39 OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.


The impossible life.
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

Yep.

Posted by: golfman at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (GL/05)

40 What no personal ball washer? Hahahahahahaha! - Lewis Black

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

41 will not get his $120 million severance package, CBS announced late Monday, citing his failure to "cooperate fully" with an internal investigation

What?! Why would they punish him AT. ALL.

Posted by: The DOJ, FBI, and State Dept. at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (NAs56)

42 He managed to successfully transmute gold into lead.

*gives him a clap*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (Z4rgH)

43 Holy crap.

I never thought a high-ranking Party member would lose a job, much less take a financial hit.

It ain't justice, but it's a start.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

44 sex robots will just further cheapen the physical act, further degrade and devalue actual women, and further blur the line between an actual marriage -- you know "till death do us part", monogamous, and two people building a life and family together -- and the selfish state of affairs we are in now.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

45 Weinstein will never be convicted, everyone and I mean everyone knows how the game is played.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (1jP/U)

46

I gave him clap!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 18, 2018 06:00 PM (rr4fE)

47 *clicks nails on desk*

So, when are we going to learn who our Betters are who used our tax dollars to pay off their victims?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

48 23 While sex robots (God help us) will take a lot of the place for some guys, it has to be confessed that a great deal of the attraction for the abuses is the power over another human aspect.

So robots won't cut it.

Especially when you factor in the celebrity factor.
Posted by: moviegique at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (oRIVo)

Oh I don't want them for Les.
I want them for more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:00 PM (xJa6I)

49 Can't imagine getting stiffed on your package severance. Dicks.

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (NAs56)

50 OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.



It's time to consider what kind of world we will leave for Keith Richards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

51 So, when are we going to learn who our Betters are who used our tax dollars to pay off their victims?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

They changed that..

Posted by: FNM at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (GL/05)

52 I gave him clap!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (DuAZ5)

53 It's time to consider what kind of world we will leave for Keith Richards.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

Oh yeah.

Posted by: FNM at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (GL/05)

54 Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (t+qrx)


It is an oddly specific clause, like "no toasters are allowed in your kitchen because reasons".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (0QYMt)

55 OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.







It's time to consider what kind of world we will leave for Keith Richards.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

Zombies have birthdays? Who knew?

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

56 Moonves has a nine y.o. son with his wife Julie Chen.


I know it's too much to wish they'd named their son Moon Unit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

57 >>>OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.


There's no sense in bringing the War of 1812 into this.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (HmZuC)

58 My guess is that including legal fees, this ends up costing CBS more than 120M, and that they know this, but they are advised by their legal team to fight it because it has better optics in this brave new sjw world of ours.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (LWu6U)

59 It's time to consider what kind of world we will leave for Keith Richards.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)



hah. No shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (NLLmE)

60 120M$ - barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (FhXTo)

61 Man! That was some pricy nookie!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (d6PIl)

62 Moonves has a nine y.o. son with his wife Julie Chen.


I know it's too much to wish they'd named their son Moon Unit.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

Moon Chen - Congress critter from WVA.

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

63 I think the sex robot thing falls under the graven images clause...

Posted by: navybrat on a mission from Odin at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (w7KSn)

64 I wonder if there are any females on the list of congress members who had their "mistakes" paid for by us?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (bQtop)

65 You know who else wont get his million dollar severance package

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 06:04 PM (llxrS)

66 58 My guess is that including legal fees, this ends up costing CBS more than 120M, and that they know this, but they are advised by their legal team to fight it because it has better optics in this brave new sjw world of ours.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 18, 2018 06:02 PM (LWu6U)

They're probably glad to push him out so they can get someone younger and cheaper and also probably a gay tranny so they can push 150% more degeneracy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2018 06:04 PM (4ErVI)

67 I believe it's safe to assume Keith Richards is already embalmed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

68 Most Expensive Blow-Job Evar!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2018 06:04 PM (+BKF+)

69
>>>OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.

DAMN IT!!

Posted by: The Effects of Habitual Drug Abuse at December 18, 2018 06:05 PM (TAmPV)

70 I bet he can't repeat "but first you will blow me" a million times.

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2018 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

71

Julie Chen isn't too bad looking. For a girl. I wonder who she has mooning her unit since slurp boy is getting his purple headed warrior polished by corporate cum dumpsters?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 18, 2018 06:05 PM (rr4fE)

72 Apropos of nothing, I would have expected Firefly's Mr. Universe to have a more .. convincing ... love bot.

Perhaps it was a retro fetish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:05 PM (yQpMk)

73 Instead he will have to make do with a mere 60 million

Posted by: Total Control Racist at December 18, 2018 06:05 PM (z2W2E)

74 >>>OT It's Keith Richard's birthday.<<<

Keith Richard's Fun Fact: Keith's first gig as a musician was in a little pub in the neighborhood where Jack the Ripper claimed his first victim.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 06:06 PM (Z9C5C)

75 test."

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 06:06 PM (llxrS)

76 So, when are we going to learn who our Betters are who used our tax dollars to pay off their victims?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

---------------

Something something freezes over?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 18, 2018 06:06 PM (qC1Sy)

77
I wonder if there are any females on the list of congress members who had their "mistakes" paid for by us?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:03 PM (bQtop)


Funny how Nancy Palsi said she was tired of hearing about Trump's sexual escapades. Hits waaaay too close to home.

It burns me up WE paid for these molesters to pay off their victims, but we're not "allowed" to know who the molesters are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

78 Ok turned off smart punctuation on iPad

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (llxrS)

79 And yet. . . the only disgraced media exec they want to make movies about is Roger Ailes. Not Weinstein, Moonves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (W+vEI)

80

A convenient way for the rest of the Board members to wack-up $120 million bucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (kyzbF)

81 While sex robots (God help us) will take a lot of the place for some guys, it has to be confessed that a great deal of the attraction for the abuses is the power over another human aspect.

So robots won't cut it.

Especially when you factor in the celebrity factor.
Posted by: moviegique at December 18, 2018 05:55 PM (oRIVo)


A lot of people feel that people will eventually be able to create AI that is "conscious". So for sadists, sex robots might be adequate substitutes for humans eventually. One can only hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (/qEW2)

82 Keith Richard's Fun Fact: Keith's first gig as a
musician was in a little pub in the neighborhood where Jack the Ripper
claimed his first victim.


Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 06:06 PM (Z9C5C)


Richards looks like he's old enough to be the Ripper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

83 RED JACK!!!

Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2018 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

84 I have no interest in this disgusting spectacle. Both sides should die in a fire, preferably with their respective lawyers.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 18, 2018 06:08 PM (bML9A)

85 44 sex robots will just further cheapen the physical act, further degrade and devalue actual women, and further blur the line between an actual marriage -- you know "till death do us part", monogamous, and two people building a life and family together -- and the selfish state of affairs we are in now.
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 18, 2018 05:59 PM (LWu6U)

---

Feature, not a bug for the left.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:08 PM (RU4sa)

86 *stares once more at packages to be wrapped*

*braces self to wrap gifts while back is fubar*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

87 This is fun-


It's a set of Christmas carol instrumentals set to light disco beats from a guy called Mehdi.

Nice to listen to in the background whilst you do Christmas stuff or nothing at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRc-XaMGEE&list=PL__2bbtUodf3rhDxK8cF5oZq6K6yzIlFQ

Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2018 06:08 PM (9X624)

88 He'll be 70 years old next year, forced to retire, will still get a severance, and will continue to be employable at that level.

Contrast that to us. Severance? Career past 65?

I don't feel sorry for him at all.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 06:09 PM (C78No)

89 78 Ok turned off smart punctuation on iPad

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (llxrS)

iPads are TIGHT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:09 PM (xJa6I)

90 Under his employment contract, the network would not have to pay Moonves
severance if the investigation found evidence that he did not tell the full truth about whether he tried to pay off an accuser with job offers
and then tried to hide it.


That seems like an oddly-specific clause to have in your contract.

Posted by: boilerplate at December 18, 2018 06:10 PM (gXjhe)

91 81 A lot of people feel that people will eventually be able to create AI that is "conscious". So for sadists, sex robots might be adequate substitutes for humans eventually. One can only hope.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (/qEW2)

Any robot with an AI "aware" enough to know it's being sexually abused is just going to rebel and kill the attacker.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 06:10 PM (pgXNG)

92 iPads are TIGHT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:09 PM (xJa6I)
-------------

Yep, as long as you own it, because when you get tired of the stupid thing, you can toss it in a corner and forget about it.


But when you have to support hundreds of them....

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 18, 2018 06:10 PM (qC1Sy)

93 He's got a hot Chinese wife, he'll be ok
===========================
It's not all that great: half an hour after he has sex with her, he's horny again.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:11 PM (ty7RM)

94
A lot of people feel that people will eventually be able to create AI that is "conscious". So for sadists, sex robots might be adequate substitutes for humans eventually. One can only hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 06:07 PM (/qEW2)


When that happens they'll get human rights though

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

95 So for sadists, sex robots might be adequate substitutes for humans eventually. One can only hope.

Sure, until Washington sends an update. When a robot fights back, there may be no trace of you left.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 06:12 PM (Ydn2k)

96 Who is Les Moonvers?

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 06:12 PM (nID3z)

97 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:13 PM (D8gv+)

98 I'm in tears for Mr Moonves.

Somehow, my cheeds are dry, though.

Huh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:13 PM (9hauA)

99 Prime Minister of Belgium has resigned.

https://tinyurl.com/y7e8dwf8

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

100 My cheeks, I mean. I have no idea what cheeds are.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9hauA)

101 I am concerned - there, I said it - that Trump is tired of winning. The man has no allies. He gave up the Trump Foundation today. Probably the right move given the atmosphere in New York. The state has sworn to mobilize all of their resources to take him and his family down. Ryan Zinke at Interior threw in the towel because he was under constant assault, and he couldn't afford it. Trump doesn't have that many billionaires to pick from to staff his cabinet.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)

102 Any robot with an AI "aware" enough to know it's being sexually abused is just going to rebel and kill the attacker.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 06:10 PM (pgXNG)

So thots get patrolled and we get rid of rape freaks?

What's the downside again?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (4ErVI)

103 "$120 million? Before Trump and Putin stole the election from Hillary, I used to get that much for a 5-minute speech. Piker." -- Bubba Clinton

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (EjMP0)

104 Can they both lose?

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (sFO1P)

105 Put Mick Mullaney in charge of everything!

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (nID3z)

106 Hey, what about us? We're willing to be the on-call blowjob provider to any globalist billionaires!

Hey don't give us that look! It's not just about the money!

We are true believers in the theory of permanent globalism! Down with the theory of globalism in one country!

Posted by: The Former Staff of The Weekly Standard at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (DuAZ5)

107 The dems socialists seem big on sex worker rights, they will fight against sexbots. But have one at home

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (bQtop)

108 I mean, the AG of New York says she is in business to take down the Trump family. And noone even blinks.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (ZfRYq)

109 When that happens they'll get human rights though
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

---------

*IF* (BIG IF) that happens, humans will have no rights.

Luckily, I'm highly skeptical that AI technology can develop fast enough to reach that point before we cease being a technological society, anyway.

Talk of sentient AI is blue-sky stuff. We don't have anything like the compute power to do that with current technology. We would have to have a quantum computer before this could even be considered a possibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (AzW6q)

110 Not to excuse these disgusting men, but I also like to add that if a woman agrees to sex to advance her career , I do not want to hear her crying about how she was oppressed or taken advantage of. It was a transaction you consented to. You don't get to start crying about how you are so oppressed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:16 PM (9hauA)

111 If we want to really eff up the AI, code it to be woke.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)

112 Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)

foundations if chartered in New York.

Kill it, restart in a friendlier place.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

113 I am beginning to suspect Gritty is Allahpundit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:17 PM (AzW6q)

114 Where all the slushy pussy at?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (hjaPQ)

115 I am beginning to suspect Gritty is Allahpundit.


Is he leaving a snail trail of anal leakage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (D8gv+)

116
So now that CBS just happens to have that extra $120 million and nothing to do with it. I'd be glad to take it off of their hands and give it to my favorite charity which happens to be my bank account

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (SiINZ)

117 I want realism from my sex robot: After I mow the lawn, clean the gutters and take out the trash, I want it to tall me Aunt Flow is in town, and she's leaking hydraulic fluid everywhere.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (ty7RM)

118 110 Not to excuse these disgusting men, but I also like to add that if a woman agrees to sex to advance her career , I do not want to hear her crying about how she was oppressed or taken advantage of. It was a transaction you consented to. You don't get to start crying about how you are so oppressed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:16 PM (9hauA)

---

Preach it, girl.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (RU4sa)

119 I mean, the AG of New York says she is in business to take down the Trump family. And noone even blinks.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (ZfRYq)

We were all aware of this since before Trump was even sworn in, at least one Democrat is being honest now.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (tp5vm)

120 110 Not to excuse these disgusting men, but I also like to add that if a woman agrees to sex to advance her career , I do not want to hear her crying about how she was oppressed or taken advantage of. It was a transaction you consented to. You don't get to start crying about how you are so oppressed.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:16 PM (9hauA)

Lets see... there's a word for a Woman who has sex for a tangible benefit.

Actually, lots of words... whore, hooker, prostitute, gold digger...

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (NgKpN)

121 Okay, so if I understand this thread correctly -

Les Moonves got into a four way with Keith Richard and Julie Chen and a sex robot that revolted and killed them all.

Is that right?



Posted by: naturalfake at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (9X624)

122 Nothing is more manly than two men weaving baskets.


Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (qxq6t)

123 Earning your living on your back never ends well.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (RU4sa)

124 Not to excuse these disgusting men, but I also like
to add that if a woman agrees to sex to advance her career , I do not
want to hear her crying about how she was oppressed or taken advantage
of. It was a transaction you consented to. You don't get to start crying
about how you are so oppressed.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:16 PM (9hauA)


Do you have a newsletter? I'd love to subscribe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

125 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:15 PM (AzW6q)



Glenn Reynolds will get his robot body if he has to blend every puppy on the planet into smoothies!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (0QYMt)

126 So when NT_NPCs refer to "Trumpalos..." like Patterico does, what is that about?

Are they implying that Trump voters are somehow like buffalos? Or juggalos? What's the deal with that? It makes them sound really silly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AzW6q)

127 I love when big media companies pretend to be moral.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

128 We were all aware of this since before Trump was even sworn in, at least one Democrat is being honest now.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (tp5vm)


No, we knew they were coming after Trump with everything, but I don't think the moderate middle did. You would think that someone would actually be upset that a state is going on a quest to destroy a single family.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (ZfRYq)

129 123 Earning your living on your back never ends well.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (RU4sa)

I'll say...

Posted by: Machealangelo looking at another damn roof job at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (NgKpN)

130 When your sexbot has its period, will it leak that red hydraulic fluid for a week? And I denounce myself

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (1jP/U)

131 126 Are they implying that Trump voters are somehow like buffalos? Or juggalos? What's the deal with that? It makes them sound really silly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AzW6q)

It's basically just "I'm calling you something stupid to show that I don't take you seriously".

I'm a braindead idiot, so I understand how braindead idiots think.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (pgXNG)

132 Keith Richards, the legendarily hard-living guitarist of the Rolling Stones, has quit drinking - almost - saying he "just got fed up with it".

Richards, 74, who has said his favourite tipple for decades has been Jack Daniels whiskey or vodka, said he still had a glass of wine occasionally and a beer.



What a wimp. 74 is no time to quit drinking

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (SiINZ)

133 130 When your sexbot has its period, will it leak that red hydraulic fluid for a week? And I denounce myself
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (1jP/U)


You stick in your credit card and never get it out of the slot...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (/9p9e)

134 When your sexbot has its period, will it leak that red hydraulic fluid for a week? And I denounce myself
======================
Read up-thread...beat you to it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (ty7RM)

135 When your sexbot has its period, will it leak that red hydraulic fluid for a week? And I denounce myself

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (1jP/U)


It runs away with the shop-vac and leaves you with support for all of the kitchen appliances.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (0QYMt)

136 130 When your sexbot has its period, will it leak that red hydraulic fluid for a week? And I denounce myself
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (1jP/U)

Harcourt Fenton Mudd you....

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

137 It's basically just "I'm calling you something stupid to show that I don't take you seriously".

--------

Ah. I see. Puerile and childish.

And, you're by no means braindead

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

138 128 No, we knew they were coming after Trump with everything, but I don't think the moderate middle did. You would think that someone would actually be upset that a state is going on a quest to destroy a single family.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (ZfRYq)

And unfortunately, all it does is make the "moderate middle" think, "Oh, he must be so horrible if they're going after him so hard! I hope nobody like him ever shows up at my daughter's soccer practice!"

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 06:23 PM (pgXNG)

139 135
It runs away with the shop-vac and leaves you with support for all of the kitchen appliances.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (0QYMt)


"I know, right?!"

- - The Central Scrutinizer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2018 06:23 PM (/9p9e)

140 Meh. He already has more money than he can spend in 10 lifetimes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:23 PM (eNN+m)

141 123 Earning your living on your back never ends well.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (RU4sa)


Hey, I did OK.

Posted by: Michaelangelo in the Sistine Chapel at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

142 Is it really all Moonves's fault when CBS hires several people to be on standby for oral sex? Isn't that what was reported recently, that there were actually employees hired there just to blow Moonves?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (B9AxO)

143 135 It runs away with the shop-vac and leaves you with support for all of the kitchen appliances.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:22 PM (0QYMt)

As Young-Hae Chang once said : "Samsung means to come."

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (pgXNG)

144 Day one of my first period and I'm exhausted. I don't know how you girls do it.

Posted by: freaked at December 18, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

145 "I keep telling you guys: We need to listen more to our Media Elite and aspire to be more like them.
Posted by Ace of Spades at 05:50 PM"



Ab - so - lute - ly right, Ace.

The next employment contract I negotiate, I'm gonna ask for a $120 million severance package, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2018 06:25 PM (mfOi4)

146 Trump has axed all departments to find money for the wall. And career deep state bureaucrats will look really hard and find 3 dimes under the couch cushion in the break room.

That's it folks. The wall story ends today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:25 PM (eNN+m)

147 If you cost it out, it was actually a pretty good deal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (Mouru)

148 142 Is it really all Moonves's fault when CBS hires several people to be on standby for oral sex? Isn't that what was reported recently, that there were actually employees hired there just to blow Moonves?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (B9AxO)

Just think these degenerates think of themselves as our betters.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9hauA)

149 >>> I want it to tell me Aunt Flow is in town, and she's leaking hydraulic fluid everywhere.

The exhaust port still works, right?

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (WTBaJ)

150 Meh. He already has more money than he can spend in 10 lifetimes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:23 PM (eNN+m)

-------

True dat. And, as I said upthread, this isn't justice. Not even close. But it's more than I ever thought would happen to a member of the nomenklatura...

Isn't it something that in our dystopia, a couple of office trollops hold far more power than an elected President, and all of his voters?

We could never take down big game like him, even a couple of pegs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

151 >>>What a wimp. 74 is no time to quit drinking<<<

Nobody likes a quitter.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (Z9C5C)

152 Hey, Joe! Hunna and twenty million dollah -- best blowjob you evah have!!!

Posted by: cartman chanelling a vietnamese hooker at December 18, 2018 06:27 PM (Evws/)

153 Just think these degenerates think of themselves as our betters.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9hauA)

---

They may think that.

Doesn't mean it's true.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:27 PM (RU4sa)

154 How old is Keef Richards? He looks about 112. But he must be what, 70?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:27 PM (eMawh)

155 141 123 Earning your living on your back never ends well.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:19 PM (RU4sa)

Hey, I did OK.
Posted by: Michaelangelo in the Sistine Chapel at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (sdi6R)

OK, that was funny.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at December 18, 2018 06:27 PM (9hauA)

156 Designated Fellatrices for ALL My Executives

Posted by: Les Moonves at December 18, 2018 06:28 PM (MP06d)

157 115 I am beginning to suspect Gritty is Allahpundit.


Is he leaving a snail trail of anal leakage?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 06:18 PM (D8gv+)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:28 PM (xJa6I)

158 "heh. "severance package"

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at December 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xGZ+b) "


"144 Day one of my first period and I'm exhausted. I don't know how you girls do it.

Posted by: freaked at December 18, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7) "




The Horde is on fire today !
Comedy gold !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 18, 2018 06:28 PM (mfOi4)

159 Bots and men make better women than actual women (according to the left).

War on women, indeed.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 06:28 PM (RU4sa)

160 >>The exhaust port still works, right?



That's what we're aiming for!

Posted by: Porkins at December 18, 2018 06:29 PM (MP06d)

161 Is it really all Moonves's fault when CBS hires several people to be on standby for oral sex?

To be clear, Moonves is the only one being fired, right?

Posted by: The Guy Interviewing For Les Moonves' Job at December 18, 2018 06:29 PM (Z1eux)

162 No, we knew they were coming after Trump with everything, but I don't think the moderate middle did. You would think that someone would actually be upset that a state is going on a quest to destroy a single family.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 06:21 PM (ZfRYq)

1. There's a Moderate Middle? What color is the sky in your world?

2. You know that the MSM will suppress and spin this so that no moderates or LIVs will ever hear anything of it. We couldn't be upset (any more than we already are) at confirmation of what we already knew, the Left is overjoyed with the thought of destroying Trump's family and moderates get all of their information from the Left and through a Leftist lens, so that if they even heard about it, it would be presented in a way that would make it seem positive.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 18, 2018 06:29 PM (tp5vm)

163 142 Is it really all Moonves's fault when CBS hires several people to be on standby for oral sex? Isn't that what was reported recently, that there were actually employees hired there just to blow Moonves?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 18, 2018 06:24 PM (B9AxO)



"Martha, send in #8, stat."

Posted by: Les Moonves, In Command at December 18, 2018 06:29 PM (Mouru)

164 You are doing things well enough if your sexbot needs a cigarette.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 18, 2018 06:30 PM (RuIsu)

165 146: Tired of losing.

Posted by: CN at December 18, 2018 06:30 PM (U7k5w)

166 That's it folks. The wall story ends today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:25 PM (eNN+m)
Thank God, now maybe we can focus on illegal immigration.BTW, you are some kind of troll after all. Always gleefully trying to depress this blog, thats all you do. Go back to lurking.

Posted by: Gonads and Strife at December 18, 2018 06:30 PM (vtd+q)

167 Is it really a mystery why groups show up on capital hill to protest anything they want and have to be drug out? And none of them make it to the powers of corporate America?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:30 PM (1jP/U)

168 oh my

Penny Marshall died. 75. complications from diabetes.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 18, 2018 06:31 PM (ZqRa6)

169 I had a severance package of 1 year's salary if I was let go less than a year after being hired. I demanded that since I moved cross country for the job. The company started layoffs about 6 months in, and I suspect that clause is what saved my job. By the end of the year thing were turning around for the company and the layoffs ended.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:31 PM (eMawh)

170 160
>>The exhaust port still works, right?







That's what we're aiming for!

Posted by: Porkins at December 18, 2018 06:29 PM (MP06d)

So that's why they called it a Death Star.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 06:31 PM (0QYMt)

171 >>The exhaust port still works, right?
=========================
Wasn't a popular tramp-stamp a while back "Exit Only"? I hear all the cool kids are doing butt stuff these days. That particular kink never seems to end well.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:32 PM (ty7RM)

172 All of my devices sure hate whatever new cookies are running on this site, constantly freezing up

Posted by: Vince at December 18, 2018 06:32 PM (AIeSf)

173 166

Huh? If my posts depress you, don't watch the news man. You might have a stroke. Sheesh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:32 PM (eMawh)

174 Don't do the crime if you ain't got the dime?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 06:32 PM (Hmagm)

175 >>Wasn't a popular tramp-stamp a while back "Exit Only"? I hear all the cool kids are doing butt stuff these days. That particular kink never seems to end well.


Good or Bad, you are changing the sheets and dealing with the shame.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2018 06:33 PM (MP06d)

176 I saw Julie Chen at dinner with moonves and John Kerry and Wonder Woman.

Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2018 06:33 PM (XROPS)

177 172 All of my devices sure hate whatever new cookies are running on this site, constantly freezing up
Posted by: Vince at December 18, 2018 06:32 PM (AIeSf)

Turn off java and scripts for the site. Seems to make things run smooth- unless you will miss the ads and Sonobi.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 06:33 PM (Hmagm)

178 If you don't want a gut, take it in the butt.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (eMawh)

179 And career deep state bureaucrats will look really hard

Look at it this way, "Here's your chance to keep working after the shutdown."

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (Z1eux)

180 Why are so many leftists sexually harassing women?

Posted by: Constantine XI at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (yiAMj)

181 Think when your sexbot has her period she gets glitchy.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (W+vEI)

182 180 Why are so many leftists sexually harassing women?
Posted by: Constantine XI at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (yiAMj)

Why is water 'wet'?

What is 'wet'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Hmagm)

183 >> If you don't want a gut, take it in the butt.

Your meals?

Posted by: Gritty at December 18, 2018 06:35 PM (nID3z)

184 I heard Julie Chen got a new vacation home every time Moonves got a new intern. It was on Stern or Carolla, one of the two.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:35 PM (eMawh)

185 180 Why are so many leftists sexually harassing women?
Posted by: Constantine XI at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (yiAMj)

Partly because of lack of morality.
Partly because they can.
Partly because lack of sexbots.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:35 PM (xJa6I)

186 From earlier comments suspected Penny was mort, can't say why but as a teenager watcher her.
RIP Laverne

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 06:36 PM (/rm4P)

187 183

Uhm yeah. Meals. Why not.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:36 PM (eMawh)

188 I heard Julie Chen got a new vacation home every time Moonves got a new intern. It was on Stern or Carolla, one of the two.
=====================
He and Stern were butt buddies for a while, then they had a falling out. I don't even have to look to see if it was about $$.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:37 PM (ty7RM)

189 187 183

Uhm yeah. Meals. Why not.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:36 PM (eMawh)

Food enemas! They are the hot new thing!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 18, 2018 06:37 PM (Hmagm)

190 I'd like to wish Mr. Moonves a very Happy Hanukkah!

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at December 18, 2018 06:37 PM (ismre)

191 >>>Why are so many leftists sexually harassing women?<<<

Tiny penises and shame make these cuckboys aggressive and abusive.

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2018 06:38 PM (Z9C5C)

192 So that's why they called it a Death Star.

Death Starfish...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 18, 2018 06:39 PM (rr4fE)

193 I told you a couple of weeks ago about a sexbot brothel that requires an affirmative confirmation before said act can take place

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:39 PM (bQtop)

194 >>Why are so many leftists sexually harassing women?


They have no morals and they abuse people in general?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2018 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

195 As for Moonves its about time somebody actually paid a price for being a scoundrel.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)

196 I told you a couple of weeks ago about a sexbot brothel that requires an affirmative confirmation before said act can take place
======================
That's so friggin' stoopid. WtH? You'd think the proggies would be out there promoting SexBots as alternatives for the sexually deviant and violent. No real victim, so no crime right? Instead the loons start assigning hunks of latex rights?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:43 PM (ty7RM)

197 Boop beep bop, sorry Mr Weiner. We don't take your kind

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 18, 2018 06:43 PM (1jP/U)

198 "he allegedly forced oral sex on a young actress"
............

So... Julie Chen was not hardest hit?

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

199 The entire #MeToo phenomenon is a Schoedinger's Cat experiment gone wrong. We are expected to believe that the cat is both dead and alive but when the box is opened there is no cat.

Posted by: Decaf at December 18, 2018 06:44 PM (jLBUC)

200 BtW, is Matt Drudge guest blogging? I haven't seen this much talk about sexbots since my last visit to Drudge Report.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 18, 2018 06:44 PM (ty7RM)

201 Worth it? I swear - that chick could suck $120 MIL through a garden hose. In singles.

Posted by: Les M. at December 18, 2018 06:44 PM (Y8DtA)

202 We are expected to believe that the cat is both dead and alive but when the box is opened there is no cat.
Posted by: Decaf at December 18, 2018 06:44 PM (jLBUC)


*peers inside box*

*lifts corner of box, peeks under it*

O_O

Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2018 06:45 PM (t+qrx)

203 Nood nunchuck

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

204 That's right Les -- youUUuu lost! And let me tell what you didn't win:
* a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International,
* a case of Turtle Wax,
* and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco treat).

But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow - you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!

You're a COMPLETE LOSER!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

205
I told you a couple of weeks ago about a sexbot brothel that requires an affirmative confirmation before said act can take place


The confirmation comes right after the credit card is approved

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 06:46 PM (TAmPV)

206 Les ordered a sexbot but when he opened the box it looked like Julie Chen.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2018 06:46 PM (HgMAr)

207 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 18, 2018 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

Weird Al is gangster

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 06:47 PM (xJa6I)

208 The confirmation comes right after the credit card is approved

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 06:46 PM (TAmPV)

So it's just like with a real woman?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2018 06:47 PM (4ErVI)

209 Yes, our government absolutely eats donkey dicks, but that doesn't have to spoil the evening.

The mighty Boca Raton Bowl comes on in a few minutes. UAB vs Northern Illinois.

The Blaze will burn the Huskies.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 18, 2018 06:48 PM (hjaPQ)

210 If you don't want a gut, take it in the butt.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 06:34 PM (eMawh)

Words to live by.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 18, 2018 06:48 PM (tp5vm)

211 "As for Moonves its about time somebody actually paid a price for being a scoundrel.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2018 06:42 PM (/rm4P)"

-------------

Trump paid for his peccadilloes but that apparently is unconstitutional.

Who knew that the constitution is all about sex and abortion and not about freedom of speech and religion?

Posted by: Decaf at December 18, 2018 06:49 PM (jLBUC)

212 Severances are typically tied to mutual releases...in this case its a lot of lettuce, but probably CBS will have to give Moonves something otherwise he gets his day in court and tells everyone about what the prevailing CBS culture that allowed his sins and then hid them. Not optimal.

Posted by: Boswell at December 18, 2018 06:49 PM (OjnQU)

213 http://bit.ly/2A77VV2
*****
Comey's 'who cares?' contempt misjudges public's interest | TheHill

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 06:52 PM (BqBId)

214 212 Severances are typically tied to mutual releases...

phrasing?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit has many chakras at December 18, 2018 07:02 PM (NmR1a)

215 "37
Marilyn Monroebot

Posted by: wooga at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (WTBaJ)





Science can't make that jiggle.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)"
...
If you can quantify it, you can reproduce it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 18, 2018 07:18 PM (eAshZ)

216 Yes, well, don't worry, I'm sure Moonves will get what's coming to him soon enough. Loss of money is the least of his worries. Everybody dies sometime, Red. He'll soon find out that there are NO Golden Parachutes after death. With his likely views on Christ, I strongly suspect his fate will be rather grim in the Afterlife.

Posted by: Andrew Curlutu at December 19, 2018 03:32 AM (Ceklc)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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