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Actress Reveals That Woody Allen Began a Sexual Relationship With Her When She Was 16

He has a type: Underaged.


A former actress and model has come forward with claims that she had a relationship with Woody Allen that started when she was 16.

...

"What made me speak is I thought I could provide a perspective," she said. "I'm not attacking Woody. This is not 'bring down this man.' I'm talking about my love story. This made me who I am. I have no regrets."

Allen didn’t provide comment to THR and has not responded to a request for comment by PEOPLE.


Engelhardt said the relationship started when she gave Allen her number at a New York City restaurant in 1976 and he called her a few days later to invite her to his apartment. The two continued a relationship for 8 years in which they often met at his penthouse overlooking Central Park.

"The curtains were always drawn," Engelhardt said. "The view must have been spectacular. I wasn’t there for the view."

Woody Allen's movie Manhattan was about a relationship with a 17 year old girl. The basic story was based on Allen's own sexual relationship with actress Stacey Nelkin.

But Woody Allen changed the age of the girl in the story.

Nelkin was actually 16, not 17.

Actually, now that I re-read that Wikipedia article, it claims that while Allen met Nelkin when she was 16, they both claim the relationship didn't begin until she was 17.

Well. Okay. If you both claim that.

Since Woody Allen's "relationship" with his almost-a-daughter was revealed in 1992, I always think of this scene he wrote for Bananas, in which a mad dictator decrees, for unknown reasons, that "all girls under 16 years old... are now... 16 years old."

I can't see that as anything other than a way around statutory rape.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:57 PM




Comments

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1 Of course.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 01:54 PM (ffYR/)

2 Was this his step daughter? Because if not, it is a step up in the creepiness scale for Woody.

Posted by: SH at December 18, 2018 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

3 Hot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (xJa6I)

4
If she wants to give us "perspective," she should show us her tits.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (kyzbF)

5 The word in Hollywood is that Woody Allen is hung like a fruit fly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (Mouru)

6 grass on the playing field, play ball

Posted by: woody allen at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (VckGX)

7 Hope you aren't holding your hand on your ass waiting for him to be indicted for any sex crimes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)

8 All right, more seriously, yes Woody Allen has a 'type' as Ace says.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (xJa6I)

9 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Mouru)

10 6
grass on the playing field, play ball


Posted by: woody allen at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (VckGX)
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Posted by: WOODy Allen at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

11 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Mouru)

12
Thats what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, they stay the same age.


Alllriiiiiight
Alllriiiiiight
Alllriiiiiight

~Wooody "Wooderson" Allen

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

13 I'd hit it, but I'd use a smaller wrench.

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Mouru)

14 Ugh. He is a creepy looking centipede of a man.

Posted by: IC at December 18, 2018 01:57 PM (a0IVu)

15 Judge Roy Moore, destroyed over allegations that he dated 17 or 18 year olds.


Woody Allen, actually had relationships with more than one, and will still be applauded by Hollywood.

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

16
A very young, hungry actress had a sexual thing with a movie producer/director/actor??

This is unbelievable!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (kyzbF)

17 If a moron did this? You dirty dog! Woody does this? Well, creative people are eccentric.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

18 Woody Allen likes teenage girls..... likes them in " that" way..... no need to parse this.

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (90T4r)

19 Honestly, don't get the appeal of younger girls.
But my type is the 25-40 range, maybe even past that if she's into yoga.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (xJa6I)

20 But he's a GREAT ARTIST!!!!!

He MUST BE ALLOWED to have kids on his package.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (F4u7C)

21 I'll bet a 41 year-old and a 16 year-old have a lot to talk about.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (Mouru)

22 Hollywod will give him a new lifetime achievement award at the Oscars.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (BXMxN)

23 He should move to MA. Age of consent's 16 around here. Creepy as fcku, but legal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (p+Wdc)

24 You know, I find a lot of sedition against the FIB at this site!

Posted by: Dem judge at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (vDqXW)

25 Woody Allen looks like a chihuaha in glasses.....

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (90T4r)

26 In Hollywood, when a 75 year old dude has a consensual relationship with a 16 year old girl, he's one of the *good guys*

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (KUaJL)

27 In the burning times it's going to suck to be Woody.

Posted by: nip at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (DfGpI)

28
DUDE!!!!! Flip her over and put it in her butt!!!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 18, 2018 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

29 Penny Marshall mort at 75 From Effects of Diabeetus

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (BqBId)

30 After 8 year she eas too old for him.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (BXMxN)

31 Well, underage and female, at least give him a modicum of credit for batting on the side he was gender assigned after birth.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (37IEG)

32 15 Judge Roy Moore, destroyed over allegations that he dated 17 or 18 year olds.


Woody Allen, actually had relationships with more than one, and will still be applauded by Hollywood.

OK then.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

Oh hell, CONVICTED child rapist Roman Polanski has more than a few supporters.

And he's still doing it, by the way. He almost got jail time for getting caught with a 14 year old girl this year, if I'm remembering right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (xJa6I)

33 Portnoy's Complaint? Woody, Harvey, Anthony, Les.... The list is long.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (2LelM)

34 If she wants to give us "perspective," she should show us her tits.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM (kyzbF)


Soothsayer for President!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (F4u7C)

35 Meh.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (BTfTz)

36
Laverne is mortadella?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (kyzbF)

37 RIP Lavern...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (xJa6I)

38 Woody Allen, actually had relationships with more than one, and will still be applauded by Hollywood.

OK then.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)
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I'm disgusted.

Posted by: Roman Polanski, buggerer of 13 year old hotties--which isn't RAPE-rape. at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (vDqXW)

39 Degenerate.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (J+mig)

40 Penny Marshall mort at 75 From Effects of Diabeetus
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (BqBId)

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bummer.....

She was a flaming lib, but she was perferct for Lavern and Shirley.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

41
I saw a pic of Laverne yesterday and she looked very bloated.

And now she's mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (kyzbF)

42 Why is this coming out now? This chick needs money? She isn't saying this is a #metoo. She went up to him and gave her number. Did we need some additional evidence of creepiness?

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (ZfRYq)

43 Laverne Defasio! Where are you going dressed like that!

Posted by: Mama Defasio at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)

44 RIP Lavern...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:00 PM (xJa6I)
---
Surely, you are joking.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (vDqXW)

45
Lenny & Squiggy still alive?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (kyzbF)

46 Woody Allen looks like a face transplant recipient

his movies make me feel like a face transplant recipient

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (RKQ/v)

47 Pervywood gots to perv.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

48 he is dyed in the wool lefty, so its OK

Posted by: TX 32 orphan at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (Wa5hI)

49 But Trump fucked a 29 year old once. And that is 1000000x worse.

Posted by: MSM at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (BTfTz)

50 Oh hell, CONVICTED child rapist Roman Polanski has more than a few supporters.

------

....convicted child ANAL rapist.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

51 As Ned Flanders said once, I like Woody Allen movies except for that nervous guy who's always in them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (xJa6I)

52 It says in this here plea agreement with Mr. Mueller that everyone has agreed that the young lady was 21.

If you insist on calling into question a United States of America plea agreement I can't guarantee that I won't impose a long sentence of incarceration.

On the other hand, perhaps you would like a delay to consider entering into an amended plea agreement in which the young lady was actually 29.

Posted by: Judge Sullivan at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (DuAZ5)

53 "all girls under 16 years old...are now....16 years old."

Does this approach work? Well, OK then!


All Trump employees not Russian agents are now....Russian agents!



Posted by: Bob Mueller, Rabid Democrat Star Chamber Operator at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (LISuA)

54 Laverne DeFasio sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (Mouru)

55 Meh. I don't really care who the little slut fucked, and whether she was 16 or 17 or 14. The whole idea that teenagers can't give consent to someone over 17 is preposterous.

And yes, Woody is creeeeeeepy.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (vkS2Z)

56 Does Woody Allen have a newsletter? And some paste, but mostly paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

57
Laverne directed that stupid stupid womens baseball movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (kyzbF)

58 Lenny & Squiggy still alive?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:02 PM (kyzbF)



Lenny has an ongoing role in Better Call Saul.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (Mouru)

59 Laverne is mortadella?
Posted by: Soothsayer


Shirley you jest.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (xzezz)

60 Degenerate.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 18, 2018 02:01 PM (J+mig)

-----

No.


Ellen is a live and well.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

61

I think Laverne also directed SPLASH.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:03 PM (kyzbF)

62 Hollywood will be burned and those that look back will be turned to salt.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (F4u7C)

63 -
--

The word in Hollywood is that Woody Allen is hung like a fruit fly.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2018 01:56 PM

-------------------------

something,something,... like a fruit fly down an Annie Hallway.

Posted by: irright at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (pMGkg)

64

Laverne also directed Rocky V.

And Star Wars.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (kyzbF)

65 Hmmm.... OK, so when does this woman get the Milo Treatment?

She is saying that it was OK for her to date Woody... she has no regrets.

Thus making pedophilia OK... which is pretty much exactly what Milo got cast out for.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

66 Actually, I guess I only like a few of his movies.

Love and Death
Radio Days
Sleeper
What's up Tigerlily (one of the funniest movies I've seen)

Crimes and Misdemeanors
Manhattan Murder Mystery

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (xJa6I)

67
There's no crying in baseball??

No, Laverne, there's no women in baseball.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (kyzbF)

68 When you are famous they let you grab them by their

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

69 Laverne of "Lavern & Shirley" dies at 75.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (NVmJr)

70 75 seems young

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (llxrS)

71 *types*

*deletes*

*types*

*deletes*

Ahhh, what's the fucking point. Liberal rape children and get away with it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (H7LIz)

72 That Woody Allen! What a degenerate creep!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (DuAZ5)

73 Laverne of "Lavern & Shirley" dies at 75.
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (NVmJr)

-----

Dude. Skipping the content??? Totes OK.

Skipping the comments??? Not totes Ok.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

74 Him banging a 16 year old who came on to him big time (read the story) when he was younger is less creepy then him marrying his step daughter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (GBteo)

75

And he will never be gang raped in a prison shower...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (rr4fE)

76 Funny connection, Woody's parents rented their apartment from Trump's dad. They moved out when Trump's dad integrated the apartment building. Probably bought a house from Trump's dad on Long Island.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:06 PM (2LelM)

77 It is far better to actually grab underage by their pussies than to say that women that of age will let you grab them by their pussies.



Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

78 Hurm, hash change. I sorta miss the old one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

79 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... WELL, FUCK. MIGHT NOT BE FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (HtLSE)

80 Woody can tell an angry parent the girl was "technically" 17 when he started doinking her, while that person beats him to death with his own femur.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

81 My own theory, which doesn't hold water, is that the men who still pursue girls way younger than adults are emotionally stuck in jr. high school, a time when perhaps their raging sexual needs were frustrated, hidden, ridiculed even. Maybe they were tormented with obsessional thoughts over a particular girl that they never could attain, but still carry on this ideal in their heads of what they really, really want.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (Kcf2u)

82 Penny Marshall was once married to Rob Reiner.

Maybe that was her first cry for help?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (H7LIz)

83 Hmmm.... OK, so when does this woman get the Milo Treatment?

She is saying that it was OK for her to date Woody... she has no regrets.

Thus making pedophilia OK... which is pretty much exactly what Milo got cast out for.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

No, Milo got cast out because he (inadvertently) called attention to the link between homosexuality and pedophilia.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

84
🐾

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (kyzbF)

85 67
There's no crying in baseball??

No, Laverne, there's no women in baseball.
-----------------------
Cuz girls throw like Obama.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (2LelM)

86 They moved out when Trump's dad integrated the apartment building.


-----


And by their deeds you shall know them.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

87 Didn't Woody Allen double date with Errol Flynn?

Wait, isn't Errol Flynn related to General Flynn?

Did they ever date any Russian girls? Did one or both of them speak Russian? I mean, did they ever say DatsforDanya or something?

I think we have a case here!

Posted by: Robert Mueller. at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

88
"Well. Okay. If you both claim that."

Dude, #BelieveAllWomen . They wouldn't lie about such a serious manner.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (1hM1d)

89 I can assure you none of my ficuses were underage!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (DuAZ5)

90 80 Woody can tell an angry parent the girl was "technically" 17 when he started doinking her, while that person beats him to death with his own femur.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (VpIIl)


She was 16 when she gave him her number... at 17 she was going to his apartment.

Parents were all in on this.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (NgKpN)

91
82 Penny Marshall was once married to Rob Reiner.

Maybe that was her first cry for help?
----------------------
Does Rob have diabetes as well? He looks like a bloated fish too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (2LelM)

92 Rush had an interesting observation..

Sullivan said something like "I've never accepted a guilty plea from someone who is not guilty, and I'm not going to start now"

Sullivan read those documents.. he know Flynn is not guilty of this charge.

So Flynn was coerced or convinced to cop this plea to save his son? save himself from something worse?

And Sullivan threw Flynn a bone.. and told him to think about it for a while..

Mueller's gotta be pissed as hell today.

The lying charge is false.. doubly so.. because he didn't lie, and because it was based on a bullshit wire tap that should have never been put in place in the first place.. maybe triply so because Flynn should never have been identified/un-masked!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (so+oy)

93 Cuz girls throw like Obama.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (2LelM)

---

No, I do not.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (XGA3u)

94 70 75 seems young
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (llxrS)

Yeah, nowadays. It's not a bad run.

Funny her dying from something Wilford Brimley has survived so long. She ought to have had the money to afford treatment.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (xJa6I)

95 "But my type is the 25-40 range, maybe even past that if she's into yoga."

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Lena at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (ctuyM)

96 So, Trump said that he could grab women by the pussy because he was a billionaire and he's the most evil person ever.

Woody Allen actually sticks his willy in underage women's pussies and he's a humanitarian.

God, SMOD or SMOD by God......I don't care. Bring it soon.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (F4u7C)

97 If she was underage, Woody would peck her.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (9rXxD)

98 75 seems young
Posted by: Max Power


Especially when you are that rich.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (xzezz)

99 87 Didn't Woody Allen double date with Errol Flynn?

Wait, isn't Errol Flynn related to General Flynn?

Did they ever date any Russian girls? Did one or both of them speak Russian? I mean, did they ever say DatsforDanya or something?

I think we have a case here!
Posted by: Robert Mueller. at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

Ah. a new game? 6 degrees of separation from Trump Collusion?

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

100
remember BOO BOO KITTY?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 18, 2018 02:10 PM (kyzbF)

101 Laverne and Shirley had nothing on Pinky Tuscadero.

Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at December 18, 2018 02:10 PM (H7LIz)

102 Cuz girls throw like Obama.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (2LelM)


My daughter doesn't......

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:10 PM (F4u7C)

103 I like my girls with a mustache.

Posted by: Guermo "Dirty" Sanchez at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (pw+jk)

104 I know I've said this before, but 16 or 17 is not underage in most states and certainly not historically or world-wide.

Again, I have great grandparents that married at 13 and had kids at 14. Farmer types but still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (xJa6I)

105 No, Milo got cast out because he (inadvertently) called attention to the link between homosexuality and pedophilia.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (KUaJL)

-------------

Ben Shapiro had a hand in this too. Milo was challenging Benjy for College speaking gigs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (ffYR/)

106 Raise your hand if you believe Woddy's taken it up the squeakhole a few times...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

107 If she wants to give us "perspective," she should show us her tits.





Posted by: Soothsayer



Promote that guy.

Posted by: Bah Da Boom Guy at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (88+cf)

108 -
--
remember BOO BOO KITTY?


Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 18, 2018 02:10 PM

------------------

No. But I remember Honey Boo Boo.

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (pMGkg)

109 Penny Marshall looked like Ozzy Osbourne in her final days.

Glasses and hair.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (H7LIz)

110 I swear that Hollywood is begging for the smighting. SMOD take us now.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (0OmEj)

111 104 I know I've said this before, but 16 or 17 is not underage in most states and certainly not historically or world-wide.

Again, I have great grandparents that married at 13 and had kids at 14. Farmer types but still.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (xJa6I)

Yeah, its interesting that we sexualize kids earlier and earlier.

Yet deny that they are Sexual beings until 18?

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

112 the comment that didn't age well .....from an earlier thread.....
76
I love it when Ace goes on a rant - especially when engaged in diverting
from Michael Flynn prostrating himself before a federal court judge and
confessing to being a total stooge sell-out nitwit borderline traitor.

Posted by: Space Ace at December 18, 2018 12:18 PM (x+yK4)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (0O7c5)

113 Ben Shapiro had a hand in this too. Milo was challenging Benjy for College speaking gigs.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (ffYR/)


I still want to know how much Soros money is in Ben's bank account.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (F4u7C)

114
Ah. a new game? 6 degrees of separation from Trump Collusion?

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

6? Why stop at 6?
220, 221. Whatever it takes!

Posted by: Robert Mueller. at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (37IEG)

115 90 80 Woody can tell an angry parent the girl was "technically" 17 when he started doinking her, while that person beats him to death with his own femur.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (VpIIl)


She was 16 when she gave him her number... at 17 she was going to his apartment.

Parents were all in on this.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:08 PM (NgKpN)

It's funny how often it turns out that the parents basically pimped their child out. Well, "funny" in the same sense as "vile."

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

116 So a freak from NY who also made it big in movies rapes underage girls.
Gee...I'm so surprised.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (0tfLf)

117 Raise your hand if you believe Woddy's taken it up the squeakhole a few times...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (VpIIl)


I hear he's got a refrigerator in his bedroom to keep the cucumbers fresh, longer.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (F4u7C)

118 Leather Tuscadero (played by Suzy Quatro) was better that Pinky Tuscadero.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (H7LIz)

119 Brooke Shields.....

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (90T4r)

120 It's funny how often it turns out that the parents basically pimped their child out.

------

Wut?

Posted by: Mr and Mrs Caulkin at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

121 81 My own theory, which doesn't hold water, is that the men who still pursue girls way younger than adults are emotionally stuck in jr. high school, a time when perhaps their raging sexual needs were frustrated, hidden, ridiculed even. Maybe they were tormented with obsessional thoughts over a particular girl that they never could attain, but still carry on this ideal in their heads of what they really, really want.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2018 02:07 PM (Kcf2u)


That, plus a bit of Napoleonic complex, since it seems most of these guys are short (I just looked up Woody Allen: 5'5"), and very young girls are easier to dominate psychologically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (pz2C4)

122 16 yrs old.. and she was almost 17.. meh..

She initiated it.. so, big deal.. it's NYC.. city girls grow up faster..

Nobody would say a word if she was bopping a 16 yr old from her high school..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (so+oy)

123 Yeah, I can't muster any moral outrage about 16- and 17-year-olds having sex absent some special circumstances (like teacher-student relationships).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (zO1cf)

124 @92


I don't see how the judge blowing up a plea deal that would have resulted in zero jail time and keep Flynn on Mueller's leash for three more months is throwing Flynn a bone.


This is a complete and total shit show.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (qxq6t)

125 104 I know I've said this before, but 16 or 17 is not underage in most states and certainly not historically or world-wide.

Again, I have great grandparents that married at 13 and had kids at 14. Farmer types but still.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (xJa6I)

I largely agree.

I personally wouldn't be interested in a 16 year old girl, but we have a weird hang up on these things in the US.

16 is the legal age of consent in many states.

And 16 year olds are having sex with other 16 year olds.

We try 16 year olds as adults pretty often.

We allow 16 year olds to drive cars.

...anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (GBteo)

126 103
I like my girls with a mustache.


Posted by: Guermo "Dirty" Sanchez at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (pw+jk)
That is how we tell men from women in the old country!
The men have better mustaches!

Posted by: Kashmiri immigrant at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (37IEG)

127 They call him Woody because he has a pencil dick.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2018 02:15 PM (HgMAr)

128 We allow 16 year olds to drive cars.



...anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:14 PM (GBteo)
And get abortions without parental consent.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:15 PM (37IEG)

129 111 104 I know I've said this before, but 16 or 17 is not underage in most states and certainly not historically or world-wide.

Again, I have great grandparents that married at 13 and had kids at 14. Farmer types but still.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:11 PM (xJa6I)

Yeah, its interesting that we sexualize kids earlier and earlier.

Yet deny that they are Sexual beings until 18?
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

I think that's why you have to watch teenagers like a hawk, because some of them WILL get into trouble, sexually. Hell, I remember being 14 and 15, I'd have fucked a knothole made of ironwood.

I DON'T endorse sexualizing kids though. That's just adding gasoline to a campfire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:15 PM (xJa6I)

130 I can't see that as anything other than a way around statutory rape.
===

Well, that, or maybe the mad dictator is in favor of kids driving.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 18, 2018 02:15 PM (0JUQP)

131 I know I've said this before, but 16 or 17 is not underage in most states and certainly not historically or world-wide.


6 is marrying and 9 is breeding.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (xzezz)

132 It was a big thing by me years ago for people to send their kids into NYC for acting lessons, meetings with their "talent scouts" and auditions. Oddly, a lot of these people didn't want parents around. I told the parents they were certifiably nuts, but they all "trusted" these people. It turned out to be a big mistake for some. That industry is filled with sexual predators.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (VpIIl)

133 Old enough to sit at the table. Old enough to eat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)

134 Was this legal when it happened? 16 is the age of consent in many places.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (BTfTz)

135 so we're all upset that Woody was singing "You're 16, You're beautiful, and you're mine!"

We need to ban that song, along with "Baby it's cold outside".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:17 PM (37IEG)

136 118 Leather Tuscadero (played by Suzy Quatro) was better that Pinky Tuscadero.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 18, 2018 02:13 PM (H7LIz)

Wouldn't toss either of them out of bed for eating crackers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:17 PM (xJa6I)

137
The judge gave Flynn an ultimatum:

Either request a delay in sentencing or I'll hit you with jail time despite this plea deal.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 18, 2018 02:17 PM (kyzbF)

138 134 Was this legal when it happened? 16 is the age of consent in many places.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (BTfTz)

I think the article says the age of consent in NY is 17.

But obviously the statute of limitations has long since run.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:17 PM (GBteo)

139 16 is the age of consent in more than a few states. Not sure about New York in 1976.

Posted by: OCBill at December 18, 2018 02:17 PM (df+Zi)

140 Is there anything to corroborate her story? When looking at Allen's life the Sun Yi thing is definitely creepy and inappropriate, but apart from that, his primary relationships seem to have been with adult women, Lasser, Keaton and Farrow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)

141 96 So, Trump said that he could grab women by the pussy because he was a billionaire and he's the most evil person ever.

Woody Allen actually sticks his willy in underage women's pussies and he's a humanitarian.

God, SMOD or SMOD by God......I don't care. Bring it soon.
Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:09 PM (F4u7C)


Remember when Woody Allen said that Obama should be given dictatorial powers?

Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (xjiRE)

142
Remember when Woody Allen said that Obama should be given dictatorial powers?
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (xjiRE)


Prolly cuz Woody knew his pedophilia would come out at some point and would need a pardon.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (F4u7C)

143 Is there anything to corroborate her story?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear



Doesn't matter. I'm believing her.

#BelieveAllWomen

Life's a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 02:19 PM (xzezz)

144 just looked it up -- age of consent in NY is currently 17.

Article said it was 17 in 1970whatever, too.

But again, statute of limitations has long since run.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:19 PM (GBteo)

145 Is there anything to corroborate her story? When looking at Allen's life the Sun Yi thing is definitely creepy and inappropriate, but apart from that, his primary relationships seem to have been with adult women, Lasser, Keaton and Farrow.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)


We don't know this at all, truth be told.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:19 PM (F4u7C)

146 Was she on the pill?

Who did she practice on before Allen?

Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (l4NG+)

147 SMOD? Sweet Mother of Death?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (a3tan)

148 Since Woody Allen's "relationship" with his almost-a-daughter was revealed in 1992,



*******


It may have bbeen Margaret Thatcher who said "The problem with being a socialist pedophile is that eventually you run out of other people's children."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (lLoBm)

149 Remember when Woody Allen said that Obama should be given dictatorial powers?
Posted by: rickl at December 18, 2018 02:18 PM (xjiRE)


All he needed was an Enabling Act.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (pz2C4)

150 Stories like this are what makes people fantasize about implementing the 2nd Amendment upon the sex offender registry.

Posted by: Todd Picayune at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (CkNGY)

151 Don't understand what an older man would see in an adolescent girl (except the obvious).

Probably no common interests. (well, except one)

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (lGLBx)

152 75 seems young
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (llxrS)

Yeah, nowadays. It's not a bad run.

Funny her dying from something Wilford Brimley has survived so long. She ought to have had the money to afford treatment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo a

.............

Type I or Type II? Big difference.. and none of the articles say..

But a life with diabetes wreaks havoc on blood vessels and kidneys, leading to heart problems, etc.. whether you take insulin properly or not.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (so+oy)

153 SMOD? Sweet Mother of Death?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (a3tan)


Meteor.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (F4u7C)

154 146 Was she on the pill?

Who did she practice on before Allen?
Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (l4NG+)

She claims to have been sexually molested by two men previously to her going up to Allen and giving him her phone number.

Read the article, ha.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (GBteo)

155 Norma Louise Kuzma.....

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (90T4r)

156 A 13-year-old boy and a 13-year-old girl marrying? There's historical precedent for that from a day when average lifespan was 45 years and death in childbirth was rampant. A 13-year-old dating a 45-year-old man? Much, much more problematic.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

157 16 year olds? YUCK!
TOOOLD!

Posted by: Sen Menendez at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (cRkMZ)

158 My stupid/beloved Rottweiler...I hire a guy to help repair my fence. Now Logan is at the window barking at him.

Dogs....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (xJa6I)

159 apart from that, his primary relationships seem to have been with adult women, Lasser, Keaton and Farrow.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018

*
*
Yes, all three were much the same type, and they all look very much alike. Stacey in her young pics on IMDb was very different from them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (PFlOK)

160 134
Was this legal when it happened? 16 is the age of consent in many places.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2018 02:16 PM (BTfTz)
No, see it's anorher of the have it both ways rule - if a girl who's 16 wants to do something like have a abortion, she's an adult and can decide for herself.
If she gets boned by a guy we think is okay, Likey dreamy Woody or Roman Polanski, it's okay.
If she wants birth control, you should pay for it.
Vs
If she gets boned by a guy we don't like, she's practically a baby!
If she needs health insurance, she's not an adult until she's 27.Kinda like charging people who kill a pregnant woman with TWO murders, but allowing someone to abort that 'bonus' kill without anyone being charge with anything. Depends on our mood. That's how law works!

Posted by: Texas SJW at December 18, 2018 02:21 PM (37IEG)

161 OLD joke only those well over 40 would get.

Q: Who's in the film business and comes in a little yellow box?

A: Woody Allen.

Hard to believe that joke is 30 some odd years old and still hits the nail on the head.


Posted by: clutch cargo at December 18, 2018 02:22 PM (6PYRI)

162 Hmmm.... OK, so when does this woman get the Milo Treatment?

She is saying that it was OK for her to date Woody... she has no regrets.

Thus making pedophilia OK... which is pretty much exactly what Milo got cast out for.
Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)


Assuming this is true, she is just recounting a personal detail about how she felt.

When gay guys like Milo or Mr. Sulu recount this, they are trying to imply that it is okay in general. IIRC Milo hinted at that, but here Engelhardt is only talking about herself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 02:22 PM (/qEW2)

163 Woody: Not Gay

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

164 No, really, it's ok.


Woody is a Leftie, and they are so much more mature than us rubes, so it naturally follows his Leftie women are mature beyond their ages, too.


16 for a Leftie woman is like 25 or 30 in rube years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2018 02:22 PM (UsCnO)

165 152 75 seems young
Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 02:05 PM (llxrS)

Yeah, nowadays. It's not a bad run.

Funny her dying from something Wilford Brimley has survived so long. She ought to have had the money to afford treatment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo a

.............

Type I or Type II? Big difference.. and none of the articles say..

But a life with diabetes wreaks havoc on blood vessels and kidneys, leading to heart problems, etc.. whether you take insulin properly or not.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (so+oy)

My dad has type 2, it made him lose weight and overall get healthier but it was a serious health scare. He's about Penny Marshall's age, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (xJa6I)

166 151 Don't understand what an older man would see in an adolescent girl (except the obvious).

Probably no common interests. (well, except one)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (lGLBx)

Yes, well, girls in their late teens / early 20's are usually at peak attractiveness and are willing to please. Some guys are in to that power dynamic difference.

The flip side is that they're in their late teens / early 20's and are ridiculously and annoyingly immature.

I have a 30 year old friend dating a 21 year old girl. It's very trying on my patience to spend too much time around her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (GBteo)

167 I said a few months ago that Crimes and Misdemeanors seems to suggest that Allen committed some "unpardonable" sin, and that got dismissed fast.

Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (vDqXW)

168 A 13-year-old dating a 45-year-old man? Much, much more problematic.

Posted by: joncelli

----


Hey! Back off there cityboy!!

Posted by: Eastern Kentucky at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (+IAze)

169 Hollywood cheered Polanski, who buttfucked a 13 year old after her drugged her.

They're not going to have any problems with Woody.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

170 Time is ripe for a bad joke. So, here's a bad joke.

*did'ja hear 'bout the Jewish Dirty Old Man?

...pulls up in his creepy creeper van, leers out the window and in his dirty old man hoarse scratchy voice says.... "wanna buy some candy, little gurrrrrllll?"*


end of bad joke


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (QzJWU)

171 I see why they call him 'Woody.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

172
But he's funny, so it's alright.
But he's brilliant, so it's alright.
This whole culture is just one big sliding scale of dreck.
Both politics and entertainment, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (lwiT4)

173 Hollywood cheered Polanski, who buttfucked a 13 year old after her drugged her.

They're not going to have any problems with Woody.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (oVJmc)


Because ARTIST!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (F4u7C)

174
*tosses sock in the hamper

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

175 148 Since Woody Allen's "relationship" with his almost-a-daughter was revealed in 1992,



*******


It may have bbeen Margaret Thatcher who said "The problem with being a socialist pedophile is that eventually you run out of other people's children."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (lLoBm)

LOL
and shame on you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (xJa6I)

176 When I think of Woody Allen, all I come up with is him in bed, yelling "Who's your daddy?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (DodRu)

177 Sure, but write a song about it...

youtu.be/4aWhn0Hc8ps

Posted by: Benny Mardones at December 18, 2018 02:25 PM (7HtZB)

178 Thank heaven for little girls

For little girls get bigger every day!

Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in the most delightful way!

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashing thru the ceiling

Good thing Woody is short.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 18, 2018 02:25 PM (6PYRI)

179 So, if the judge is trying to send a message to Flynn and his lawyers he is doing a pretty shitty job of it as no one knows what the hell he is trying to say...

Posted by: DXO at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (nzKWW)

180 yeah, now that I think about it -- there are a lot of creepy songs about underage girls out there, aren't there?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (GBteo)

181 Anybody else remember that scene in Annie Hall when Woody Allen's character (Alvie) is picked up by his friend Rob (Tony Roberts) at the airport and Rob talks about being with tiwns, blonde 12-year olds? It has a new meaning in light of the past few year's allegations.

Posted by: butch at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (hXu8T)

182 Well, she was just seventeen,
you know what I mean...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

183 yeah, now that I think about it -- there are a lot of creepy songs about underage girls out there, aren't there?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (GBteo)


Was mentioning something the other day how a LOT of Sammy Hagar songs have a girl coming home from school and disrobing in some form or fashion........

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (F4u7C)

184 176
When I think of Woody Allen, all I come up with is him in bed, yelling "Who's your daddy?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2018 02:24 PM (DodRu)
I picture him yelling "Where's my therapist!"

Posted by: Texas SJW at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (37IEG)

185 Penny Marshall is dead, yet RBG keeps going and going and going....like the Marxist Energizer Bunny.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (FRu1e)

186 Judge Moore says hi

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2018 02:29 PM (sFO1P)

187 183 yeah, now that I think about it -- there are a lot of creepy songs about underage girls out there, aren't there?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (GBteo)

Was mentioning something the other day how a LOT of Sammy Hagar songs have a girl coming home from school and disrobing in some form or fashion........
Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (F4u7C)

Rag Doll by Aerosmith

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)

188 Penny Marshall is dead, yet RBG keeps going and going and going....like the Marxist Energizer Bunny.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 18, 2018 02:28 PM (FRu1e)


Notorious RBG eats fetus's......Best way to get stem cells.

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:29 PM (F4u7C)

189 Jerry Lee Lewis.....

Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 02:29 PM (90T4r)

190 145 Is there anything to corroborate her story? When looking at Allen's life the Sun Yi thing is definitely creepy and inappropriate, but apart from that, his primary relationships seem to have been with adult women, Lasser, Keaton and Farrow.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
_________________

Yes, others have corroborated that she had a relationship with Allen when she was a teen. The Hollywood Reporter article said that Allen would call her at her parents' home (where she lived), and her brother and mother both verified that. A friend who would drop her off at Allen's apartment also confirmed it. As did the girl's agent who is the person she was dining with at Elaine's when she first met Allen.

And Allen had other sexual relationships with teens, including Nelkin, on whom the Manhattan movie is partially based. Englehart (the girl in this story) says that Allen had several other young lovers during the 8 years they were together, and he often had them over for threesomes with Englehart. And of course we know that Allen was having sex with a teenage Soon Yi while he was dating Farrow, so who knows how many other teen lovers there have been over the years?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fqUgw)

191 I approve.

Posted by: Mohammed at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fJD5I)

192
Ah Woody. Got caught doing the vodi-oh-do-do.

Posted by: Laverne at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

193 191 I approve.
Posted by: Mohammed at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fJD5I)


It took to 191 for this?

We're slacking......

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (F4u7C)

194 I love little girls:
https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs

"Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), the little girls was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little..."

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 18, 2018 02:31 PM (6PYRI)

195 I have a 30 year old friend dating a 21 year old girl. It's very trying on my patience to spend too much time around her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (GBteo)

Yes. I know the feeling. I can't deal with drama or stupidity.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 18, 2018 02:31 PM (lGLBx)

196 I just saw Alex the Chick's twitter feed for today.

I know folks here might disagree but I really like Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2018 02:31 PM (xJa6I)

197 Jerry Lee Lewis.....
Posted by: kraken at December 18, 2018 02:29 PM (90T4r)

-----

Bb-b-b-b-but he made an honest woman out of his 13 year old cousin and married her.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:31 PM (8XRCm)

198 It may have bbeen Margaret Thatcher who said "The problem with being a socialist pedophile is that eventually you run out of other people's children."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:20 PM (lLoBm)

You bring shame to your ancestors!

Posted by: Muldoon's Grandma at December 18, 2018 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

199 193
191 I approve.

Posted by: Mohammed at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fJD5I)



It took to 191 for this?



We're slacking......

Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (F4u7C)
16? She practically a, how you say? old maid?

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (37IEG)

200 It took to 191 for this?

Wow, I just assumed...
F*cked the pooch on that one.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (6PYRI)

201 I know Drudge likes to stir the pot, but it is maddening that we don't have money for a wall, but we do have close to $5 billion in foreign aid to help Central America.

I don't when America went down the path it did, but we're not voting our way out of this.

Posted by: Blago at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (UfkIY)

202
Who are you rubes to judge the sexual proclivities of an artistic genius

Posted by: Hollywood at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (TAmPV)

203 You know what is the best thing about groping twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (AZP2g)

204 203


Who are you rubes to judge the sexual proclivities of an artistic genius

Posted by: Hollywood at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (TAmPV)
The people who won't go to your movies sweetie.

Posted by: Rubes at December 18, 2018 02:33 PM (37IEG)

205 Did she trade sex for advancement in her acting career?

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (jGvbj)

206 Another check out line, good thing it has both the Enquirer and the Globe.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (otLn5)

207 Early night for trump.

Posted by: Max Power at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (llxrS)

208 You know what is the best thing about groping twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (AZP2g)

------

*cough cough* splat


Dammit.... you made me spit my gum out.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

209 202
White House folds on shutdown, Trump Foundation dissolved, Flynn gets verbal slapdown...Best Infrastructure week yet!!

Posted by: Steven Hays at December 18, 2018 02:32 PM (2mySX)
Isn't it standard to say Trump is playing 4d chess and he'll come out just before the shut down and say "Shut down till I get my wall money"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (37IEG)

210

13? Hell, she looked 15 to me...

Posted by: Guys Named Woody at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (rr4fE)

211 I don`t guess it`s as bad as Bill Kristol circling the elementary play ground giving away free 'snow-cones' from his panel van.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (yhf6w)

212 The note clearly says Gub.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 02:35 PM (bwqT/)

213 One of the most cringe-worthy is Styx's "Jennifer."

Jennifer
She drinks her sherry wine
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
She's seventeen, barely old enough to cry
A child in her father's eyes
A woman every night

YUCK. No. Just, no.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2018 02:35 PM (t2P6q)

214 You do know you are addressing a troll?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:35 PM (BXMxN)

215 The thing I keep failing to recognize is that our betters are better than us. The camps will fix that in me, I hope.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 02:36 PM (98WNR)

216 What about the Clintons' corrupt foundation? I guess some people are above the law.

Posted by: Chris M at December 18, 2018 02:36 PM (eAZVt)

217 That cunt is going to be doing donuts in every thread.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

218 212
I don`t guess it`s as bad as Bill Kristol circling the elementary play ground giving away free 'snow-cones' from his panel van.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 18, 2018 02:34 PM (yhf6w)
No, dressed like a pirate, hanging around the kiddie pool at Wet and Wild asking the 8 year olds if they want to have a pirate adventure.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:36 PM (37IEG)

219 The guy who murdered my father in law had prior criminal convictions for having sex with a 13-year-old girl repeatedly. At the time of F-I-L's death the guy was living under an assumed name, having absconded on his parole and relocated near my F-I-L.

Makes one wonder if he was just a sick manipulative fvck with a loose screw and the victim in both cases was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or does being forced by the system to subjugate a crass perverted desire result in a more violent end result?

Either way, the guy deserves to roast.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (lLoBm)

220 A 13-year-old dating a 45-year-old man? Much, much more problematic.

Posted by: joncelli

----


Hey! Back off there cityboy!!

Posted by: Eastern Kentucky at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (+IAze)




It's fine if it's a cousin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (bwqT/)

221
So, if the judge is trying to send a message to Flynn and his lawyers he is doing a pretty shitty job of it as no one knows what the hell he is trying to say...

Posted by: DXO at December 18, 2018 02:27 PM (nzKWW)


It seems crystal clear to me. Judge told Flynn he isn't going to let him play it safe and expect the judge to bail his ass out

Posted by: Hollywood at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (TAmPV)

222

I prefer our cabin boys in the 13ish range.

More pliable. Er, trainable. Er, groomable. Er, willing. Er, whatever...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (rr4fE)

223 218 That cunt is going to be doing donuts in every thread.
Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

Oh fuck you.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

224
Well yeah, about that Drudge headline, no surprise. The wall was never going to get built. Way too many political and otherwise interests arrayed against it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2018 02:38 PM (r+sAi)

225 See?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:38 PM (BXMxN)

226
Posted by: Steven Hays at December 18, 2018 02:38 PM (2mySX)

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Dude. Go back to work.




Oh.



Wait.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

227 WWG1WGA, absolutely! Trust the plan!! Stay the course!! It's all nth-dimensional Star Trek chess!

Posted by: Steven Hays at December 18, 2018 02:38 PM (2mySX)
But if my version happens....exploding heads.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)

228 *quivers*

Posted by: Mjölnir at December 18, 2018 02:39 PM (bwqT/)

229 221 A 13-year-old dating a 45-year-old man? Much, much more problematic.

Posted by: joncelli

----


Hey! Back off there cityboy!!

Posted by: Eastern Kentucky at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM (+IAze)


It's fine if it's a cousin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018

*
*
If you think family weddings are a good dating opportunity, you just might be a . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2018 02:39 PM (PFlOK)

230 Judge told Flynn he isn't going to let him play it safe and expect the judge to bail his ass out

Good cop-bad cop, they're both in on this one.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 02:40 PM (Z1eux)

231 If you think family weddings are a good dating opportunity, you just might be a . .


Funerals are great for meeting available women.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 02:40 PM (bwqT/)

232 Sorry Grandma

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (lLoBm)

233 She's 16, she's beautiful, and she's mine!

Posted by: not zombie Ringo, I'm still here! at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (UsCnO)

234
NO TROLLING FOR CHICKS AT THE FAMILY REUNION!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

235 Well yeah, about that Drudge headline, no surprise. The wall was never going to get built. Way too many political and otherwise interests arrayed against it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2018 02:38 PM (r+sAi)


Are we believing the media now?

The headline links to a story that the WH has "signalled" they "might" be willing to drop it.

But that isn't what Drudge's headline says. And I heard SHS say that they can get there without additional funding, if they have some rule changes in the legislation that the Dems had already voted for in committee

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (ZfRYq)

236 Any Russian ties here? Who did she vote for? We'll get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: Mueller and Co. at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (Fvjvp)

237 We need a way to vote people off the island.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2018 02:42 PM (bwqT/)

238 Cuz, Steve, until the paper is signed, the paper isn't signed.

Your chickens, they are not hatched yet.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:42 PM (37IEG)

239 112
the comment that didn't age well .....from an earlier thread.....
76

I love it when Ace goes on a rant - especially when engaged in diverting

from Michael Flynn prostrating himself before a federal court judge and

confessing to being a total stooge sell-out nitwit borderline traitor.



Posted by: Space Ace at December 18, 2018 12:18 PM (x+yK4)



Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 18, 2018 02:12 PM (0O7c5)


I know right.
I think space ace is actually Jiminy Acoster.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 18, 2018 02:42 PM (ymnmz)

240 You do know you are addressing a troll?


HELLLOOOOOOO, TROLL!!!

Posted by: Ed Norton at December 18, 2018 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

241
She was only 16...... Dr Hook.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (8XRCm)

242 Judge told Flynn he isn't going to let him play it safe and expect the judge to bail his ass out



Good cop-bad cop, they're both in on this one.


Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 02:40 PM

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Not too sure about that because the Judge gave flynn the opportunity to withdraw his guilty plea this morning. flynn let his plea stand.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (JUOKG)

243 236


NO TROLLING FOR CHICKS AT THE FAMILY REUNION!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (8XRCm)
Troll chicks?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (37IEG)

244 So everything is still nice and insane I see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

245 Penny was married to Meathead for a while.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

246 The guy who murdered my father in law had prior
criminal convictions for having sex with a 13-year-old girl repeatedly.
At the time of F-I-L's death the guy was living under an assumed name,
having absconded on his parole and relocated near my F-I-L.

Makes one wonder if he was just a sick manipulative fvck with a
loose screw and the victim in both cases was just in the wrong place at
the wrong time. Or does being forced by the system to subjugate a crass
perverted desire result in a more violent end result?

Either way, the guy deserves to roast.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:37 PM (lLoBm)


Horrible. And yes, the guy deserves to roast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

247 OT - Seven companies drop advertising on Tucker Carlson's show. Virtue signal uber alles. Get woke go broke doesn't matter to these people.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

248 If Flynn pulled his guilty plea, he would have to go to court with the other stuff. Years and years, millions of dollars, and no guarantee of success. Innocence isn't a great defense in Federal court.

Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (ZfRYq)

249 I'll believe Trump is surrendering on the wall when I hear it from Trump himself.

Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (jGvbj)

250 >>>Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fqUgw)

Ugh. Thanks for the info, I think. What a creep. Brilliant, but a creep.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (/qEW2)

251 @ Posted by: blaster <<<<
No, not believing the media. I just never believed the wall would be built.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (r+sAi)

252 Penny was married to Meathead for a while.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (aKsyK)

-----

Meathead was also hubby #2

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

253 Even with funding.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (r+sAi)

254 In all fairness, her parents told him to have her home by 12.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (lLoBm)

255
Not too sure about that because the Judge gave flynn the opportunity to withdraw his guilty plea this morning. flynn let his plea stand.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (JUOKG)


I think that's what pissed the judge off.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (TAmPV)

256 Yes, well, girls in their late teens / early 20's are usually at peak attractiveness and are willing to please. Some guys are in to that power dynamic difference.
_______________

Allen does have a type, and it's insecure females who are basically willing to let him treat them badly. If you read Mia Farrow's book, Allen enjoyed mocking and belittling her (and she let him), and he even made a movie (Hannah and Her Sisters) when he was dating Farrow, in which he disparaged her and her family. He seemed to get off on humiliating her, which is probably one of the reasons why he took up with her teen daughter Soon Yi, who was not exactly good looking.

In some ways, Soon Yi may have been the perfect wife for Allen, because she has cognitive and emotional deficits from the abuse she suffered as a child on the streets of Korea. The psychiatric testing she had when she lived with Farrow showed that she has difficulty understanding the nuances of communication. So Allen can treat her as shabbily as he wishes, and she doesn't even know that she's being mocked and disrespected.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)

257 "Woody" Allen. There's your clue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

258 But that isn't what Drudge's headline says. And I heard SHS say that they can get there without additional funding, if they have some rule changes in the legislation that the Dems had already voted for in committee
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (ZfRYq)

-----------------

Reality is that the Wall has been quietly going up for months now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (ffYR/)

259 214 One of the most cringe-worthy is Styx's "Jennifer."

Jennifer
She drinks her sherry wine
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
She's seventeen, barely old enough to cry
A child in her father's eyes
A woman every night

YUCK. No. Just, no.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2018 02:35 PM (t2P6q)

Didn't Oingo Boingo write like THREE different songs referencing sexing up underage girls?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

260 245
Judge told Flynn he isn't going to let him play it safe and expect the judge to bail his ass out





Good cop-bad cop, they're both in on this one.


Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 02:40 PM

---

Not
too sure about that because the Judge gave flynn the opportunity to
withdraw his guilty plea this morning. flynn let his plea stand.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 02:43 PM (JUOKG)

The Judge knows this is going to be appealed to a higher court, and he is covering his bases. He isn't playing to anyone else, and he realizes it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2018 02:46 PM (UsCnO)

261

I banged a troll chick once. Firewire ginger. But damn, that hair was EVERYWHERE. Seriously, she did her carpet in dreads...

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 18, 2018 02:46 PM (rr4fE)

262 NO TROLLING FOR CHICKS AT THE FAMILY REUNION!!!

Posted by: fixerupper


Family reunions, weddings & funerals.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2018 02:46 PM (xzezz)

263 Every band in the 70's had at least one song about sexing 16 year olds.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)

264 The Judge knows this is going to be appealed to a higher court,

-----

Ummmmmm. How do you appeal a plea deal.????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

265 Francine just turned 13...

Posted by: ZZ Top at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (jGvbj)

266 "Into the Night" by Benny Mardones. UGH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

267 Didn't Oingo Boingo write like THREE different songs referencing sexing up underage girls?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (UnA8+)



IIRC, Danny Elfman said his "I Love Little Girls" was intended as a mockery of what he saw in the entertainment business.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (ujg0T)

268 I don't remember the exact line, but in Love and Death, a Russian Orthodox priest tells the Woody Allen character that the best thing in life is blonde twin girls. I forgot the recommended age, but it was young.

Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (jjqhR)

269 The age of consent in some states in Mexico is 12. You can almost feel the cultural enrichment.

Posted by: brak at December 18, 2018 02:48 PM (VckGX)

270
If Flynn pulled his guilty plea, he would have to go to court with the other stuff. Years and years, millions of dollars, and no guarantee of success. Innocence isn't a great defense in Federal court.


Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (ZfRYq)


Not necessarily.The DoJ could drop the whole mess.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 02:48 PM (TAmPV)

271 BSG's back, stroking his micropenis.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

272 267 Every band in the 70's had at least one song about sexing 16 year olds.
Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)

Peter, Paul and Mary?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 18, 2018 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

273 Manhattan was gorgeous. Maybe the best filmed movie ever. That was Gordon Willis, who also shot the Godfathers.

Mariel Hemingway was...well she was something that did things to my places. The movie was my first date with a girl who turned out to be something thirty years later.

But it's really hard to watch in hindsight, now that we know what Woody is.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (fuK7c)

274 275
Not necessarily.The DoJ could drop the whole mess.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 02:48 PM (TAmPV)

But why WOULD they, when there are still Obamunist swamp donkeys infesting the place?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (UnA8+)

275 Hard to believe that Allen could be a leftard. In his movies like Bananas or Sleeper, you can see he's cynical and smart enough to realize that all political leaders, including leftist ones, are scum. "In 5 years we'll be looking for Erno's nose", etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (/qEW2)

276

MUNCIE, Ind. (WTHR) - A foster parent in Muncie is facing serious charges after allegedly molesting two of the six children in his care.

Jaython Patterson was arrested over the weekend.

According to court documents, Patterson claims he was trying to teach the 7- and 8-year-old boys how to masturbate properly while he was also pleasuring himself.

He's also accused of showing the boys a pornographic video of him and his husband.

Patterson has been charged with child molestation and vicarious sexual gratification.

DCS has since removed all six children from their home.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (aKsyK)

277 Can't comprehend the parents. If one of my teenaged daughters got in a relationship with an older guy, even if she initiated it I'd still come after him with a tire iron.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 18, 2018 02:50 PM (p4Tjn)

278 Didn't Oingo Boingo write like THREE different songs referencing sexing up underage girls?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 02:45 PM (UnA8+)


So? What's your point?

Posted by: Winger at December 18, 2018 02:50 PM (F4u7C)

279 re: woody allen:

one is reminded of the line from the ancient priest in "love and death" - "i've lived many years and after many trials and tribulations i've come to the conclusion that the best thing is... blonde 12 year old girls, 2 of them whenever possible."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 02:50 PM (Pg+x7)

280

Hey Banana Splits Guy, how's Allahpundit's ass taste? Is Jarles Chonson's splooge green?

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 18, 2018 02:50 PM (rr4fE)

281 250 OT - Seven companies drop advertising on Tucker Carlson's show. Virtue signal uber alles. Get woke go broke doesn't matter to these people.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2018 02:44 PM (7HtZB)

Hmmm.. seems.... coordinated.

Posted by: Don Q at December 18, 2018 02:50 PM (NgKpN)

282 Woody Allen always creeped me out. I never understood how he got the hot chicks, but that was when I was naive about Hollywood.

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2018 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

283 nood

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:52 PM (GBteo)

284
MUNCIE, Ind. (WTHR) - A foster parent in Muncie is facing serious charges after allegedly molesting two of the six children in his care.

Jaython Patterson was arrested over the weekend.


He seriously looks like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 18, 2018 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

285 Seven companies drop advertising on Tucker Carlson's show

Which? The Shit List needs updated.

Posted by: M K Ultra at December 18, 2018 02:52 PM (rr4fE)

286 ... fatty arbunckle, charlie chaplin, woody allen a lot of comedians seem to have a thing for young girls. is it their own immaturity? naw, too easy.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 18, 2018 02:52 PM (Pg+x7)

287 266 "Into the Night" by Benny Mardones. UGH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

But the video is so cringeworthy it's hilarious.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2018 02:53 PM (7HtZB)

288 Danny Elfman said his "I Love Little Girls" was intended as a mockery of what he saw in the entertainment business.

Would not surprise me if it's rampant.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2018 02:54 PM (Z1eux)

289 He's also accused of showing the boys a pornographic video of him and his husband.

Patterson has been charged with child molestation and vicarious sexual gratification.

DCS has since removed all six children from their home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (aKsyK)


DCS is HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!

Posted by: Winger at December 18, 2018 02:54 PM (F4u7C)

290
But why WOULD they, when there are still Obamunist swamp donkeys infesting the place?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 18, 2018 02:49 PM (UnA8+)


Because the Clinton Foundation was also acting as a unregisterd foreign agent when the Bollard Queen was Barky's SoS. If they prosecute Flynn it'll be hard to let Clinton and Obama off the hook

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 02:54 PM (TAmPV)

291 206 Did she trade sex for advancement in her acting career?
________________

No, it was a hero worship thing. Allen would not discuss work when he was with her (that was one of his rules), and the only thing she ever asked him for, according to her, was help getting a SAG card, which he refused, telling her "you'll have to get that on your own."

He basically just used the girl for sex (always at his apartment, with the drapes drawn). She went along, because she was young and foolish and thought he was brilliant and witty and cool.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 18, 2018 02:56 PM (fqUgw)

292 Because the Clinton Foundation was also acting as a unregisterd foreign agent when the Bollard Queen was Barky's SoS. If they prosecute Flynn it'll be hard to let Clinton and Obama off the hook
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 18, 2018 02:54 PM (TAmPV)



That has never stopped them before. After all, the rules do not apply to the Demunists. 9th Circuit confirms it!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 18, 2018 02:56 PM (ujg0T)

293 The biggest part of this story is this woman says she at some point was a personal assistant to JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Posted by: Options at December 18, 2018 02:57 PM (pAtdo)

294 According to court documents, Patterson claims he was trying to teach the 7- and 8-year-old boys how to masturbate properly while he was also pleasuring himself.

He's also accused of showing the boys a pornographic video of him and his husband.

---

Explains how 11 year old boys become drag queens.

Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 02:57 PM (XGA3u)

295 Open and thoughtful, Engelhardt unspools a life story that took root in a strict German immigrant household and blossomed into a Zelig-esque series of adventures as she attempted to break into modeling: partying with Iman, jet-setting with Adnan Khashoggi, dining with Stephen King, working as a personal assistant to Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire financier later convicted for soliciting an underage girl. Following her time with Allen, she went on to become a platonic muse to Federico Fellini during the auteur's late-life journeys in Rome and Tulum, Mexico, then spent years tending to egos as a hostess in the executive dining room at Paramount before landing her current gig, working as an assistant for producer Bob Evans. What's made her attractive to these powerful men, both personally and professionally, she posits, is in part what Allen appreciated in the first place: "I was pretty enough, I was smart enough, I was nonconfrontational, I was non-judgmental, I was discreet, and nothing shocks me."

Posted by: Options at December 18, 2018 03:00 PM (pAtdo)

296 NO TROLLING FOR CHICKS AT THE FAMILY REUNION!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2018 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

what if ones adopted?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 18, 2018 03:01 PM (8D42x)

297 Thank heaven, for little girls....

I feel like a stud next to them.

Posted by: I've got a Woody at December 18, 2018 03:06 PM (vDqXW)

298 277 267 Every band in the 70's had at least one song about sexing 16 year olds.
Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)

Lynyrd Skynyrd

"What's your name, little girl?"

Posted by: West at December 18, 2018 03:08 PM (7Fa8Y)

299
According to court documents, Patterson claims he was trying to teach
the 7- and 8-year-old boys how to masturbate properly while he was also
pleasuring himself.



He's also accused of showing the boys a pornographic video of him and his husband.



---



Explains how 11 year old boys become drag queens.


Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2018 02:57 PM


---

I was going to post something but I changed my mind. I don't want to get banned.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 03:08 PM (JUOKG)

300 I have a 30 year old friend dating a 21 year old girl. It's very trying on my patience to spend too much time around her.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM


^^^This. I have two 22-yr-old assistants outside my door. Very attractive, very bright, very pleasant. But after hearing them talk for any length of time, I want to jam ice picks in my ears. They've been instructed repeatedly to get off my lawn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2018 03:09 PM (p+Wdc)

301 I have a 30 year old friend dating a 21 year old girl. It's very trying on my patience to spend too much time around her.





Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 18, 2018 02:23 PM

^^^This.
I have two 22-yr-old assistants outside my door. Very attractive, very
bright, very pleasant. But after hearing them talk for any length of
time, I want to jam ice picks in my ears. They've been instructed
repeatedly to get off my lawn.





Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2018 03:09 PM


---

Had a 30 something buddy in the Navy who was dating an 18 year old girl. She had a fantastic body and an a$$ that would make you weep, but she was an 18 year old GIRL. It was painful to engage her in conversation.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 18, 2018 03:11 PM (JUOKG)

302 "...working as a personal assistant to Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire financier later convicted for soliciting an underage girl."

AN underage girl.

Talk about glossing over who and what Epstein is. The guy is a child molester who walks free. 12 years olds were gifted to pervs on Pedo-Island.

But the Hollywood Reporter doesn't want to mention the obvious connection of Hollywood Pedo-ville.

Epstein and Allen were buddies. Did dinner parties together.


Posted by: Options at December 18, 2018 03:13 PM (pAtdo)

303 "woody" . Heh. You like that nickname???

Posted by: Allen Stewart Konigsberg at December 18, 2018 03:19 PM (9HuGt)

304 Julie Kelly says they were "fooling around"

Posted by: bjstuggggggz at December 18, 2018 03:31 PM (HJ81/)

305 He was telling us who he was his whole life. Everyone just thought he was funny.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 18, 2018 04:47 PM (ju9gW)

306 I notice that nobody on this thread remembers that Allen molested his own little daughter, Dylan Farrow.

We cannot ask what he did to Lark Previn or Tam Farrow, because they are dead.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at December 18, 2018 05:47 PM (sF8WE)

307 When asked to describe his ideal women, Woody Allen winked and said "She hasn't been born yet."

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 18, 2018 07:48 PM (rznWS)

308 Roman Polanski and Woody Allen should become Muslims, then they could do whatever they wanted to underage girls.

Posted by: vivi at December 18, 2018 09:02 PM (11H2y)

309 I can't buy that 16 is pedophilia. It's the age of consent in most US states and most European countries.

Posted by: jdgalt at December 18, 2018 09:36 PM (3SFo/)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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