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"I have an idea. Why don't we let all of the south-of-the-border caravaners into the country, and then have them, including some MS-13 members, live in Meryl Streep's house? It's a win-win: the caravan crisis will be solved and Streep will be able to primp and preen and virtue-signal with her own money which is more authentic than when you do it with somebody else's."
Why Not?
Human Rights:
(h/t The Political Hat)
Because I Enjoy Seeing Happy Families:
That Damn Radio:
OK, Now *This* Is Gary Cooper:
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Answered prayer and additional prayer requests: 11/27 Pooky’sgirl reports that Pooky got permanent job, pay raise and bonus. Two months after last medication adjustment feeling like old self again , She would like to thank the horde for their prayers. 12/3 TonyPete’s two youngest sons have finally secured meaningful permanent employment, Thanks be to God! 12/1 SunnyDee is healing well after her C-section, Grateful to God that her husband who is an alcoholic said that he won’t drink for five weeks. PRAYER REQUEST-that he be able to sleep, Giving up alcohol has affected sleep and that he make a decision to not drink after the new year as well and get into a 12 step program
Prayer requests: 10/31- Tonypete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing. 10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing. 10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening. 10/31- TonyPete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing. 10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing. 10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening. 11/3 Old Blue-Prayers for continued strengthening and healing after surgery- He is grateful for all the prayers and support from the horde. 11/4-Old dog in Mo, cyst on wife’s pancreas was benign but needs healing in other ways. 11/4-Rita V, friend of Red, in need of healing. 11/10-prayers for people affected by disastrous camp fire in CA 11/12-Fox2! reports that his brother is still having issues, including low hemoglobin and cognitive problems, which appear to be caused by some of the meds he is taking. Trying to find an apartment near the brother he is staying with now, for once he gets cleared to live on his own again. 11/12-Patrick in Ohio needs some prayers for my Sister In Law she was moved into Hospice 11/12-qdsteve has a nephew who entered the army and asked for prayers for him 11/14-Continued prayers for Laughing in Texas' wife who has completed one set of cancer treatments and will begin another, Prayers for complete healing. 11/14 Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing. 11/14 Voter mom concerned about layoffs in husband’s company. Also a number of other horde folks need jobs including Kallisto and Beverly. 11/16-Didn’t get name of poster (sorry!) but he asked for prayers of healing for Antonia, a three year old girl in Baton Rouge hospital. Has a serious skin disease that can cause disfiguration and death. 11/17-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit. 11/23-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated through his new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment 11/25-Shibumi continued recovery after surgery and comfort after death of her beloved cat. 11/26-Jim Sunk New Dawn asks for prayers for healing for his mechanic, Jeff, who is facing arterial surgery or may lose his leg. 11/27-Nurse Ratched asked for prayers of healing for 18 year old son who has issues with depression and isn’t talking. 11/27-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom’s dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant. 11/27-Poster “tehDave” is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job. 12/2-SMH is very concerned about her daughter who has become a Wiccan and has cut contact with her mom. Will not let her children see SMH. May God work in all ways. 12/2-NorthernLurker- 11 months since dear wife Faye died. Worst year of life, Prayers for continued healing. Also needs job or business, sense of direction and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation. 12/2-Grammie Winger has been released from hospital. Had facial nerve damage from lupus flare up. Can’t move face or see out of right eye. Wearing eye patch as eye won’t close. Needs prayers for complete healing.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (G1biJ)
Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (G1biJ)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (f3oO4)
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Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)
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Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (TpAxy)
Well, with the bricks she would shit, Trump could have the Wall built in no time.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (YezGB)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (jp0Bv)
The Apple Store, Target, Starbucks etc. should all leave their stores open and unlocked at night even when nobody's working there and it's not normal business hours.
If you don't, you're a racist child hater.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (KUaJL)
Two things.
Broomhandel Mauser for the win!!!!
_and_
I about spit my gum out at "click for enlargement"
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)
So do I. That's why I framed it with Elon smoking a giant blunt. That's the only possible explanation I can think of.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
and that poor lady is a touch chilly...
rita heyworth?
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (YezGB)
...and a night in the box is coming your way.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (NHSI4)
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (TpAxy)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (vWMNq)
Jane Russell was a fine specimen.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (jp0Bv)
Well, if Furies actually mostly looked Like Julie Newmar in the Cat Suit? Instead of a bunch of fat Gay guys?
I'd have to take a look at that community.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/yasyg42u
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK)
I guess I should inform the Horde, since you're all such nice, caring, sensitive folk.
(... honestly, I'm not sure how much of that was sarcasm myself...)
My wife and I are working through the State of TX to become licensed to adopt (insert libertarian screaming here). This last weekend, we sent in our penultimate round of paperwork. We have just a couple more forms to fill out (geeze, it's like getting a mortgage), and then our home study.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (OLCnA)
Funny how the same people who have the 'hate has no home here' signs...
HATE Trump and all his supporters.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (TpAxy)
Trump had a tantrum
Trump was owned by Schemer and Palsy
Reality:
None of the above.
Tho, I Will hear the GOP repeated today from brain washed liberals. Sad!
Posted by: Smaug at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (MKLBv)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (TpAxy)
once it's self-aware, it might check us out all by itself...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (8D42x)
>>With Joan Collins?
Something tells me it would be fun!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrM3Dn-l1wo/
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Smaug at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (MKLBv)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (h9QN9)
Allen, I clicked on your nic and apparently you have a blog??
Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (dKm4U)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (BXMxN)
the more you find out about people....ugh
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (0O7c5)
https://tinyurl.com/yd25llhc
And Russell's measurements, I am informed, were 38D-24-36, with size 8 feet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (kqsXK)
But I ain't got a clue as to who she is.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Zombie Macbeth at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
You should watch bad things happen to me. Problem solved.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (uGgbX)
My sister is a huge open borders supporter. She teaches Spanish as a FIRST language in high school so I imagine its due to a lot of empathy towards some of her students.
In any event.... she was spouting off recently of Fascistbook that there were concert goers illegally parking in her apartments parking lot.
*I*, being truly concerned for her emotional well being, suggested that she just consider them as "undocumented parking refugees" and to stop being such a one percenter.
Thanksgiving dinner was.... interesting.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8XRCm)
I shall now perform copious amounts of research as penance....
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8D42x)
That's just some nasty rumor.
(writes note to self to update blog some time this coming year)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (h9QN9)
@parscale
Hey @facebook @Twitter @Google we are watching. This is your opportunity to make sure the playing field is level. MAGA
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (9rXxD)
@CNN
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: https://cnn.it/2EpjniC
Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.
" If you compare insects with beef, for the same amount of protein, you need roughly 1,000 times less water, 10 times less feed and you emit up to 100 times less greenhouse gases," said Baris Oezel, co-founder of Bug Foundation.
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Yeah, no. When I was a kid I had a pet horned toad (who I named Alfred because his profile resembled Hitchcock) and I fed him meal worms. That's the closest I'll ever get to meal worm meals.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)
Good for you and Mrs. G! I've known folks who've adopted. The state makes it a maximum pain in the ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Carrots revolted?
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
Btw... the NJ F&W will come to your door to check on Exotic Wildlife Permits, impound, fine and make arrests for violations.
Best to have a canoe accident soonly.
Posted by: BluesFish at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Avx42)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (81OU+)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)
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Congratulations! My now Ex and I adopted our daughter from an agency in Austin, although we lived in Atlanta. I know the paperwork, expense and home study all too well. Taking her home (well, to hotel since we had to wait a week to be cleared to leave the state with her) was the best day of my life. Good luck!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)
In any event.... she was spouting off recently of Fascistbook that there were concert goers illegally parking in her apartments parking lot.
*I*, being truly concerned for her emotional well being, suggested that she just consider them as "undocumented parking refugees" and to stop being such a one percenter.
Thanksgiving dinner was.... interesting.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8XRCm)
I can imagine how well that went over, but very well played my friend.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (8D42x)
Yeah...
F*ck that.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)
You an engineer?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (xJa6I)
Shep Smith hardest hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (BXMxN)
"That's disgusting"
"I was just gonna sleep with her, but need you as a witnesss that everything was consensual."
**She stomps off angrily**
>Things actually seen and heard at the bar last night from one of my more conservative minded customers trying to irritate a feminista that was there.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (rV640)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
They can Kiss My Ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (ftdxp)
HA! That comment made my day.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (h9QN9)
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.
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But.... wont all those saved cows keep farting??
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (xfb67)
No, people who claim to be scientists say a lot of stuff that turns out not to be true. When your politics decides what you'll say on matters scientific, you cease to be a scientist.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (TpAxy)
here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Carrots revolted?
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
nope, just an unnatural grinding of gears. made lots of metal where it wasn't supposed to.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (TpAxy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (xJa6I)
471 428 400 Leave means leave.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
. . .
But Baby, its Cold outside...
Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (+ZMGe)
You try and try to swear off swearing and then some cocksuckers spouts off with some bullshit like this.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (ftdxp)
Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.
YUP! They are ramping up their push for bug-eating yet again.
We are not living in a 3rd world country. We do not HAVE to eat bugs, and you sure as heck cannot make us WANT to eat bugs.
No. NO. NJNBHN!
Bon Appetit magazine has been pushing this, probably other MSM food publication, too.
https://www.bonappetit.com/gallery/cricket-cookbook
https://www.bonappetit.com/story/whole30-melissa-hartwig-cricket-protein
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
"That's disgusting"
"I was just gonna sleep with her, but need you as a witnesss that everything was consensual."
**She stomps off angrily**
>Things actually seen and heard at the bar last night from one of my more conservative minded customers trying to irritate a feminista that was there.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (rV640)
That's some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
...and a night in the box is coming your way
>>With Joan Collins?
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOAN COLLINS IS REALLY IN A BOX
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (PtOP4)
here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)
Carrots revolted?
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
nope, just an unnatural grinding of gears. made lots of metal where it wasn't supposed to.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)
What kind of metal do you put in your chili?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (xJa6I)
Good as can be expected and better than I deserve, all told.
I do miss the HQ, though.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (NwPgk)
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But.... wont all those saved cows keep farting??
Posted by: fixeruper
Saved? They'll become extinct. No one is paying to keep animals fed that don't have a return on investment.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (aKsyK)
I'll keep on eating beef.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (TpAxy)
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Btw, one elbow is lower than the other by a significant amount. Not that I used a ruler or anything.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM
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Awesome! One each for the overhand and underhand technique.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
*nods*
The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Under Fire
"The Caliber That Lost Two World Wars"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (xJa6I)
Scientists say that people must give them money.
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So they don't have to get real jobs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
*nods*
The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
Now you've done it. The 1911 purists will begin rampaging in 3...2...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
*nods*
The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
and that's when the fight started...
Posted by: 1911A1 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (+ZMGe)
You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.
Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
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Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)
No, people who claim to be scientists say a lot of stuff that turns
out not to be true. When your
matters scientific, you cease to be a scientist.
FTFY
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)
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The Global Warming religion is progressing nicely. They're developing doctrines involving which foods you can eat and everything. I'm expecting that we'll see some of the formal religious rituals start to emerge soon.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)
Told you!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.
Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)
And you need to quit your job, and give it to them.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
No. They don't want to work. They just want your money.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Your divorce lawyer might be able to explain it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)
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Some comments should just be whisked away.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)
Told you!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
Mwa ha ha....exactly as planned.
I DO think you can make the case that the C96 and the Glock were the 'best' military-issued pistols of the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (xJa6I)
You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.
Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)
You must also make it clear that they can defecate and urinate wherever they want. Plus they are required to hate you.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)
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Some comments should just be whisked away.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
Into the dustbin of history.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)
He's having fun.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (nAeGR)
I'm out. Off to the office Christmas Party.
Free food, games, and all the booze that I don't drink anyway.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (ftdxp)
But good enough for IRQ and AFG, apparently...
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
But first, quantify the harm cow farts cause vs. private jet travel.
No really, I want a cow flatulence-to-jet fuel consumption carbon footprint (or whatever)comparison so I can get an idea of how much meat one has to consume to jeopardize Mother Earth in the same way that *one* cross-country private jet trip does.
Will 100 people have to swap out a beef burger for a meal worm burger to reduce carbon at the same rate a skipped private jet trip would save?
1000?
10,000?
100,000?
1,000,000?
10,000,000?
Because this really, really looks like "Let them eat bugs" kind of advice by people who have no intention of giving up their luxuries.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (xJa6I)
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And my Dad used to say "Dog shit tastes good if you like it."
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Soylent Green Inc. at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Ttdys)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)
He's having fun.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM
You would too if you were filthy rich with help from the tax payers. He seems like the Wizzard of Oz and when the curtain gets pulled back, it won't be good.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (nAeGR)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (pMGkg)
Folks who claim to believe in climate change could make this happen tomorrow just by not buying it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (iys0/)
Also: I see a nipple
Two. Look again.
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (vWMNq)
After a long, long study the shadow on the magnificent left elbow is getting in the way of my nipple spotting.
As is the fabric.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac
There's nothing to talk about.
When Mr. 9mm wins two world wars, we can re-visit the conversation.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (ftdxp)
Oh.... and for the record..... Im not a 1911 snob. Im a fan, but not a snob.
I *AM* however... a CZ snob. For sure.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (PxTjI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (oVJmc)
But first, quantify the harm cow farts cause vs. private jet travel.
No really, I want a cow flatulence-to-jet fuel consumption carbon footprint (or whatever)comparison so I can get an idea of how much meat one has to consume to jeopardize Mother Earth in the same way that *one* cross-country private jet trip does.
Will 100 people have to swap out a beef burger for a meal worm burger to reduce carbon at the same rate a skipped private jet trip would save?
1000?
10,000?
100,000?
1,000,000?
10,000,000?
Because this really, really looks like "Let them eat bugs" kind of advice by people who have no intention of giving up their luxuries.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Psh. You expect that the wealthy are going to change their lifestyle? They'll just tithe some amount of money to Cardinal Gore and receive Carbon Indulgence.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (KUaJL)
I've cut way back on beef. Now I'm mostly consuming free range Spotted Owl, and Snail Darter sushi.
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (pMGkg)
lol wut?
The holster/stock is real (and you can use one today, legally, thanks to the age of the gun).
But I assume the 'Broomhandle' came from the grip of the C96, which looks like a broom handle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (xJa6I)
Creating a huge ugly story, out of tax evasion.
OK then.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (NgKpN)
Loosely translated: "Didja see that, Max? I shot that Tommy in the forehead, must've been at least fifty meters!"
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (PxTjI)
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)
She also has an estate in Connecticut, lot size 3.9 million square feet.
Lots of room for an entire caravan city.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (PxTjI)
They want big, strong Americans to look like small, weak N Koreans.
Sure, you can give up beef and get yer protein from bugs*!
*Note: You have to eat millions upon millions of bugs to get equivalent protein, as well as expend all sorts of extra energy raising and preparing said bugs, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (dM3St)
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I've cut way back on beef. Now I'm mostly consuming free range Spotted Owl, and Snail Darter sushi.
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM
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Also Baby Seal. (with traditional club-tenderization, of course)
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (pMGkg)
I *AM* however... a CZ snob. For sure.
Posted by: fixerupper
I'm neither a snob OR a fan. Being left handed, I'm done with the mag release calisthenics.
I am a snob of the .45acp round.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (ftdxp)
Ok. I'm at 1000 clicks. When does that enlargement happen?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (PxTjI)
Picture her naked.
That should do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (KUaJL)
The story from enviros is that individuals going things will not help the problem, only societal and governmental Policy changes will.
So since what one person does won't make a difference, its OK then....
/head spins
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (NgKpN)
Daily Wire via Weasel Zippers. An extremely touching video of a busy airport concourse coming to a halt singing the Star Spangled Banner as kids who lost a parent in combat board a flight to Disney. Dust status, affirmed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (nAeGR)
According to some twit affiliated with Patreon, when they deplatform you their actions are based on
Manifest
Observable
Behavior
and NOT your politics.
Interesting TLA, Patreon!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (nAeGR)
Which reminds me - I was watching The Man Who Came to Dinner the other night and realized that yes, despite the odd, fluttery voice, Billie Burke was a hot little minx.
https://tinyurl.com/y7qe9k6d
https://tinyurl.com/ya95o3rd
Bunk and tea time. BBL, maybe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)
When it reaches the dizzying speed of 50 mph?
Twatwaffle.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (PxTjI)
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)
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Someone tweet back #firstworldacelacorridorproblems to him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (LG/rj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
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lol wut?
The holster/stock is real (and you can use one today, legally, thanks to the age of the gun).
But I assume the 'Broomhandle' came from the grip of the C96, which looks like a broom handle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM
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I stand by my statement.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
More of a talented amateur.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)
There were 677 homeless on the streets in Pasadena at last count. She could invite them in.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (+ZMGe)
You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.
Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)
You must also make it clear that they can defecate and urinate wherever they want. Plus they are required to hate you.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (MkcN1)
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Drugs, diseases, drunk drivers, M-13 psychos, thieves of your I.D. What is not to love? Where is your compassion?
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)
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This guy is not going to do well when shit hits the fan. Dollars to doughnuts he will seek out us deplorables for help and support.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (BDZWU)
Daily Wire via Weasel Zippers. An extremely touching video of a busy airport concourse coming to a halt singing the Star Spangled Banner as kids who lost a parent in combat board a flight to Disney. Dust status, affirmed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (nAeGR)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9wfr2u8
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (+ZMGe)
@JonahNRO 22m
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home.
I guess the two or three drones who view you as their "thought leader" will be adrift and rudderless for today then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
They could do some cross pollinating of the worm DNA and get them to the size of the ones in 'Tremors'
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Constantine XI at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (yiAMj)
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM
Living in mom's basement as he does, he won't know it's hit the fan until way too late.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (0tfLf)
He won't be alone either.. still parasites by any other name.
Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (dM3St)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (MkcN1)
legalized hemp and did away with implementing work requirements to
receive food stamps through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance
Program (SNAP)
And some people wonder why some of us hate the Republican party with the heat of a million Suns.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (a0IVu)
Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)
For someone who wrote two books about how the left would like to send people like him to the gas chambers, he's surprisingly eager to buy his own train ticket.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Hi, My name is Bruce and I've been shamed by my dad..
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (8ikIW)
Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
*nods*
The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)
and that's when the fight started...
Posted by: 1911A1
Mmmm, I don't see the 2 words Sig Saur anywhere in you're comment. So, sir you are mistaken.
Posted by: wrg500 at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (+lvE9)
Miriam Karpilow said she and her husband no longer order anything that will be delivered to their condo in the Lower Haight. It is guaranteed to be snatched.
"Anything that doesn't fit in the mail slot, we've had it stolen... toilet paper ... Sonos speakers. I lost a big box of maternity clothes, which I hope somebody found useful. ... I lost cat medication once."
https://tinyurl.com/ybbt2gj3
Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in a major coastal urban area.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (O7MnT)
I have a...few of them.
First time I held my Gen 2 Glock 21, I couldn't believe how they'd managed to 13 rounds of .45 into that grip.
(The XD45 and PPQ 45 do it better, but Glock did it first)
Internally, I'm amazed at how simple it is. Shooting it, I'm amazed at how easy it is to use, maintaining it, I'm amazed how easy it is to take down and clean up.
The polymer frame soaks up recoil, there are few external controls to snag on or get in the way.
A lot just came together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (xJa6I)
I enjoy my Ruger M77. Fed the family with it often back in the day.
Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (dM3St)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Nice.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM (MkcN1)
..Joey Biden...
-
Didja see there's talk of a Slow Joe/Rombley bipartisan ticket for 2020?
And I'll say one thing. If Rombley or Jeb were president we would not have had that scene at the White House yesterday.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
An off overlooked - but very nice, flat shooter. Nice choice.
Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (axtHm)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Nice.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM
Concur.
Never heard a bad word spoken about the .270. It was Slim Picken's favorite "meat-getter."
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (JoUsr)
I have a...few of them.
First time I held my Gen 2 Glock 21, I couldn't believe how they'd managed to 13 rounds of .45 into that grip.
(The XD45 and PPQ 45 do it better, but Glock did it first)
Internally, I'm amazed at how simple it is. Shooting it, I'm amazed at how easy it is to use, maintaining it, I'm amazed how easy it is to take down and clean up.
The polymer frame soaks up recoil, there are few external controls to snag on or get in the way.
A lot just came together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (xJa6I)
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Glock also came up with their own .45 round called the 45 GAP (Glock Automatic Pistol) but no one ever talks about it.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)
Glock G17 - BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Well, you get the point.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BXMxN)
And no doubt see no connection between their policy choices (such as sanctuary city/state status, leniency on homelessness and drug use) and this trend of common theft.
Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)
Thank you again, Fen, for maintaining the prayer list. I remember all my grey box friends in my intentions every day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:57 AM (LsBY9)
That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Oh well. One less Nevertrump screed to scroll by.
I am surprised that his fat silver-spooned ass made it onto a train in the first place. Trains are for little people, you know.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (LL1Be)
Program (SNAP)"
Not really. The additional requirements were defeated. FWIW, the administration will likely introduce new requirements as part of rule making. What with having a pen and phone...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (PxTjI)
91
Scientists say that people must give them money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (aKsyK)
Muh rice bowl!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (ffYR/)
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I'd do it, but I'm blocked after I asked him whether he's on the take like Kristol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (qUh6B)
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)
Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (xJa6I)
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The Global Warming religion is progressing nicely. They're
developing doctrines involving which foods you can eat and everything. .
Posted by: joe, living"
A well off gentry liberal acquaintance who is always posting FB about tiny houses and saving the bears has now started linking some garbage about test-tube beef to save the planet from global warming. This is somebody that lives very comfortably in a suburban house and can't stop yapping about his latest flight to luxury vacation or ski resort. Likewise, he will not be giving up his nice house for a 300 ft shack or his ribeye steaks for test tube mush.
But he thinks it is a great idea for the rest of us.
Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (MxEKc)
Thanks for posting that link for me. I would like to add those kids to the prayer list. Having to lose a parent is hard enough, but those kids sacrificed too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (nAeGR)
Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (ftdxp)
Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in a major coastal urban area.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
Same here in Indiana, the place which is irrelevant to Chucky Schumer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (aKsyK)
Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM
Threadwinner Nominee
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (786Ro)
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Rombley's just non-ideological enough to do it.
Sadly, for Joey Choo Choo, he's just been passed by Betomania for the #1 slot in the latest D poll for 2020 hopefuls.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)
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Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers, either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Nicola Sturgeon says . . . go:
Scotland's first minister says Theresa May should resign, whatever the outcome of the vote tonight.
Nicola Sturgeon tells the BBC: "Theresa May should resign, this entire government should resign, because its made such a mess of Brexit and it's ceased to function in any other respect.
"You know we've been reminded today what the entire UK has been plunged into because of a vicious civil war within the Tory party.
"It's a disgrace, it's selfish and self-indulgent, and the sooner the lot of them go the better."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+ZMGe)
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223
I like it. Beats the hell out of a garage sale
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (8ikIW)
Miriam Karpilow said she and her husband no longer order anything that will be delivered to their condo in the Lower Haight. It is guaranteed to be snatched.
It's best not to leave your pussy on the porch, then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (BXMxN)
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
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Heh. Dog doo doo comes to mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (JoUsr)
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM
Good point -- San Fran has a problem getting rid of shit.
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (786Ro)
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM
rickb223 is a great American; this scheme almost makes me wish for an outbreak of porch piracy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Wait! You call me Dear all the time!
Posted by: Mrs. Zod at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)
Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers,
either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look
like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.
Too bad nobody ever puts GPS locators in a fake package to make it easy for the fuzz to find the perps.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)
Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
.38 Super too
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (sFO1P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (0O7c5)
Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)
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Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers, either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (Kcf2u)
Yup, even here in small-town Monroe. It's kids, usually minority kids, doing the stealing here.
Never lost anything myself, our front door isn't casually accessible or visible from the street.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
Same here in Indiana, the place which is irrelevant to Chucky Schumer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (aKsyK)
It's amazing to me that stealing packages off front porch's is more of a thing now that there are cameras everywhere than it was when there were no cameras around.
I used to live on a very busy (fairly urban) county road here in NJ and I was always ordering books and CDs and such and the packages would sit on the stoop by the front door all day long.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (NFEMn)
Thanks for posting that link for me. I would like to add those kids to the prayer list. Having to lose a parent is hard enough, but those kids sacrificed too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (nAeGR)
It was great.
Here's how to do a tinyurl; pretty good instructions.
https://tinyurl.com
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (xJa6I)
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Fun fact. Glock only refers to it as .357 on their website because they don't want to give their competition any recognition.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (BDZWU)
For those of you who requested the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) files (link in nic), my nearby Costco didn't have the 32 GB flash drives I use, so I had to order them. Then when they come in I have to get each one synched to the playlist on my computer, which isn't a short process. So please be patient with me.
Right now I have only one (1) drive and that one I'll be mailing out today to a requester who's going on deployment soon. I hope you'll understand.
For those of you who either have V.1 or have requested, you can play them any way you want, but there actually is an order to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (LsBY9)
BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (ZejZP)
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)
Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
.38 Super too
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (sFO1P)
Yep.
10mm is my favorite 'expensive' round. I adore my G20SF, probably my favorite pistol.
But 9mm and .45 is easier to afford food for, so that's what I carry and practice with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (xJa6I)
...contact Zod offline.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)
https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
I read the story first--and the warning that what's seen can't be unseen--and I passed.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (+ZMGe)
And just like that my childhood is trashed.
Tweet from a buddy of mine.
If Santa knew when we were naughty or nice, he sure as hell knew Rudolph was being bullied.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (0tfLf)
____________________
She owned a big spread outside Charlottesville, Va, at one time. Said she didn't want to raise her kids in Whoreywood. Don't know if she still has it, but it could house lots of illegals, and in style too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (fqUgw)
I feel a yawn coming on.
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (786Ro)
day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in
a major coastal urban area.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
I had an AR upper delivered by UPS Ground last week. It sat gloriously on the front porch for more than 12 hours here just north of Seattle. We're in a crime free neighborhood so...
PS: Shame on UPS for not getting an adult signature before leaving the long box.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (r9UYA)
"It's a disgrace, it's selfish and self-indulgent, and the sooner the lot of them go the better."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+ZMGe)
Its actually interesting when you dig into it. Britain's government runs more on momentum and tradition, than written law.
Actually, the Queen still hold Legal Power... I don't understand why she does not step in and stop this mess, as they are literally giving away HER legal authority.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (zcM+Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (ZejZP)
I guess he had nothing useful on Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (NFEMn)
https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
+++
I was going to say, boy, those two are hopeless spectacles.
But everyone else looks as uncomfortable as they do. I could not make it through to the end. So bad watching people trying very, very hard to have a good time.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (Kcf2u)
Wait! You call me Dear all the time! Posted by: Mrs. Zod at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)
Wife? (struggles to don pants) WIFE?!?
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
For those of you who requested the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) files (link in nic), my nearby Costco didn't have the 32 GB flash drives I use, so I had to order them. Then when they come in I have to get each one synched to the playlist on my computer, which isn't a short process. So please be patient with me.
Right now I have only one (1) drive and that one I'll be mailing out today to a requester who's going on deployment soon. I hope you'll understand.
For those of you who either have V.1 or have requested, you can play them any way you want, but there actually is an order to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (LsBY9)
You got a way for us to buy these from you, man?
Looks like a great list.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (sf1AO)
.38 Super too
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM
I used to go to the plate shoot at a local club & there was a guy with a 1911 in .38 Super
you have never seen someone chase spent brass with such determination
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (KCxzN)
prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to
Congress
He wasn't Trump's lawyer.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (2Mnv1)
I love how the tiny house shows almost always have people get their tiny house built on a big ol' piece of land. Yes, that tiny house might just be tolerable when it sits in a meadow in Oregon, but the reality of the tiny house movement --- at least by a lot of the politicians and city planners pushing it under a different name, "micro-housing," --- is that they want to stack these up like dorm rooms in a high rises in the city. It's not just micro-housing, but micro-living, where you give up your car because you can travel from your tiny apartment to tour tiny office cube via public transportation, etc.. And that leaves the beautiful countryside free from peasants, and only enjoyed by people who respect it and know how to care for it (rich eco-twits).
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
You got a way for us to buy these from you, man?
Looks like a great list.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
Buy? No buy. Ask. Send mailing address to monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (ftdxp)
Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
________________
Also a good way to get rid of the dog poop that you've cleaned up from your yard.
(Just remember to remove the label that has your name and address on it, so that you don't get any returns from the thieves).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Troll Feeder at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (lIg0U)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)
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130 grain at 3100 fps.
Whats not to like. My favorite open field deer getter. My favorite wooded gun is still the venerable thuddy thuddy.
As to fun off cartridges. 7.62x25 is a zippy little round. Copper washed steel cases, 30 caliber pistol round clipping in at 2000 ft per second. Whats not fun about that.????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (BDZWU)
https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Where was Bubba during this? Bending Tuhreeezzza over the sink in the bathroom?
Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (dKm4U)
So if a Pubbie goes rogue, can a nominee still be reported to floor with a 11-11 tie?
Why did McConnell agree to this
Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (HrSJb)
John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.
https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
___________________
That's so hot...
Posted by: Huma at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (6IJ3U)
Posted by: devildog at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (5v5cD)
People who believe this need to fully understand it; I'm also not responsible for drug abusers, your children, your inability to parent correctly, your religion, your squeamishness nor your prudishness.
Stop ALL the nanny state bullshit.
Posted by: Jason M at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (S1+dw)
Stop ALL the nanny state bullshit.
Posted by: Jason M at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (S1+dw)
I hope this isn't a legalize pantlessnes initiative.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (BfOXk)
a single-wide is quite a bit larger than the tiny houses folks are building.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (xGZ+b)
However, it's totally reasonable to ask self-proclaimed "open borders" supporters to remove all locks from their front door and post a sign in their yard saying "My front door has no locks, come on in"
Once word gets around which houses have done this they will have plenty of house guests eating their food, checking their closets for valuables, etc. and they will get the full "undocumented guest" experience.
Where I live there used to be a cafe that had no posted prices and was payment-optional. The idea was that if you could afford to pay, they wanted you to pay what you thought the food was worth; but if you couldn't afford to pay, you should be able to get food and not be shamed for not paying. It actually worked pretty well for a while! Most people aren't jerks. Certainly mrs_jack and I paid money when we went there, a little more than we thought the food was worth (to do our part in helping fund the charity aspect of the place). However. The place isn't there anymore... the story I heard was that when word got around about the place, too many people began to systematically go there and extract free food without paying. It was a short walking distance from a bus "transit center" so people with little money and lots of time would ride a bus, walk over, get some free food, never pay anything. The cafe couldn't handle the continuous drain.
A cafe, a house, or a country can only handle so many guests before it becomes a problem. "Open borders" is a very bad idea.
Posted by: mr_jack at December 12, 2018 02:21 PM (57l0O)
you have never seen someone chase spent brass with such determination
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (KCxzN)
Heh, I was shooting my new to the market Rock River .458 SOCOM at a local range that has an "all brass on the ground belongs to us" policy, I'd put about 50 rounds of it downrange and had started to pickup my empties that missed my pool net and the range guy yelled and pointed to the signs , I yelled back and said, no way, its 458 socom, his eyes got big and he yelled back "wait, I'll give you a hand"
Posted by: The Chicken of depression at December 12, 2018 03:24 PM (YBLgY)
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