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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Johannes Vermeer
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (PFjNT)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dantesed at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (PFjNT)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (HN0N1)
Anyone else read that as "Lady at the Urinal with a Gentleman"?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (PFjNT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (PFjNT)
Probably the same one who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Well, you know the 'Rons.
We like to replow the same ground.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx
If you're doing it correctly, your fingers will stay wet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (8iiMU)
Bass Desires - a limerick
The virginal keyboard, I've found
Makes a delightful enjoyable sound
The bold music teacher
Was a lecherous creature
Who really liked to fiddle around
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (HN0N1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (LISuA)
The virginal really set the moog.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (ctuyM)
I think only the Paolo has that kind of endurance...
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Ou6XS)
Aha, the rhythm section practice. No one I've ever known in any rhythm section was a virgin.
Subtitled: Waiting for the Sax Player to Show Up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (lwiT4)
Strange.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)
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Well she's Dutch, so go figure.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Allen G
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Some things never change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (Ou6XS)
Crazy OCD tech millionaire decides to replicate a famous painting, makes hypothesis about tech used by Vermeer to do so.
It's really entertaining and done by Penn Gillette of Penn and Teller fame. Produced, narrated, etc.
Posted by: scottst at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (mDrEG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:53 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)
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Umm, the Camera Lucinda (Lazy Lucy) was a new thing back then. Today's art schools look down on using them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (PFjNT)
she was strung too tight!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HaL55)
Strange.
Posted by: Zod
Powdered alum douches.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: grammie winger
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Clearly the residence of a wealthy family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HTHlp)
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HN0N1)
Grew tobacco out on the veld.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (hrcfq)
Seriously, this guy is good.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (2LelM)
I thought she was from Holland.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
Musicale titiae co....
medicina dolor
Something about musical titties make sad medicine, but that can't be right. Musical titties can't be sad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)
they claim vermeer used a camera obscura. others have proposed it including david hockney. the camera onscura, a forerunner of photography, was around then, so it's possible.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 09:56 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (OyyDO)
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.
Posted by: Allen G
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Some things never change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (Ou6XS)
Dude - welcome back.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (h5Df3)
(play a couple of notes while I pour)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (+ZMGe)
https://tinyurl.com/ybnodmty
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)
Seriously, this guy is good.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Clod. You clearly do not understand art.
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (HTHlp)
Critiquing Madge - a limerick
When Madonna first sang "Like a Virgin"
We dissected it, much "Like a Surgeon"
And although perhaps scenic
She wasn't hygienic
The result? It smelled just "Like a Sturgeon"
(sorry Grandma)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (HN0N1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
BTW, this is the painting copied in "Tim's Vermeer". That is a fascinating DVD.
Thanks, CBD. Another wonderful painting to enjoy.
Posted by: JTB at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (zmrj4)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (+ZMGe)
https://tinyurl.com/yaqswkep
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
Branagh as Shakespeare.
Is it me, or is that downright Zen?
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (JZMRD)
https://tinyurl.com/y7p8sj4w
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)
Very nice. I wish I could still wear a heel that high. BTW - I bought a pair of navy pumps the other day. Not nearly as pretty as the ones you linked, though.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JTB at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (bmdz3)
Yeah...the dude could paint.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)
Oh. That looks interesting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (6m3R8)
Because our society has become Seinfeld's "Show about nothing?"
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (h9QN9)
You wouldn't happen to know the price of a case of the stuff, would you?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (kqsXK)
Nice hi-res version of the embiggenment link, CBD. That helps a lot when you can really see the detail. And the lighting on it is very good, too.
Nice selection. Thanks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (NLLmE)
https://tinyurl.com/yaqswkep
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)
That's beautiful!!
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)
Yeah...go with that.
Maybe being a bit more open minded about art would be a good thing. You don't have to like Kandinsky's work, but at the least an appreciation for the technique and the effort would recognize his talent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)
I'd have bought them for you, grammie, but I doubt the Rev would have approved.
I love a woman who enjoys her shoes.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)
Musica laetitiae comes, medicina dolorum.
Music is a companion to joy and a medicine for pains.
"These lessons are costing me $50 an hour."
- Dad
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (HaL55)
I'm actually supposed to look at the painting?
When did that happen?
To misquote Han Solo: "I'm out of it for a little while, and the rules all change."
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (h9QN9)
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Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (HaL55)
I try to link to the highest resolution image I can find, but a fair amount of the stuff on the internet is just not big enough to appreciate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)
That's about what he comes up with, but it's more than that, he also breaks the code of Vermeer: One patron for most of his life, very low output of paintings, almost all of them look like they could have been staged in the same room, and more. He travels the world and then builds the whole scene and replicates the painting, which hangs in Buckingham Palace. He even manages to wangle a visit to see the real thing. It's a very good film.
It encouraged me to go to Delft to the Vermeer Museum and Vermeer's house, which includes the room in question.
Posted by: scottst at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (mDrEG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)
Working at work. More's the pitty.
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (h9QN9)
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Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (zmrj4)
Eh, I don't know. It's good if it's helping to kill tv. Tv used to have a monopoly on which people got exposure, but there are a lot of talented people on youtube. We don't have to settle for the networks' shit sandwiches anymore (except maybe for things like sitcoms or other series, which I don't watch anyway). Networks are kind of like the uniparty controlling which candidates get exposure. Now if only that system could be blown up as well.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (/qEW2)
The Prime Minister will hold parliament's delayed vote on her Brexit deal by 21 January
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ralaex
Lots of context at https://twitter.com/LeaveMnsLeave
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (+ZMGe)
Thank you for that. Sounds a bit more melodious, to my ears, than a harpsichord which sounds a bit more harsh and twangy.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (hrcfq)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. The mirror has me confused. But then I haven't had my coffee yet.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (/dN1M)
About a fortnight ago.
We're refined and cultured now.
You didn't get the memo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (cqNba)
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.
Posted by: Allen G
Smart phone.
Personal data plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM
And getting plucked doesn't?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)
https://tinyurl.com/yce7bhp5
Or a hurdy-gurdy:
https://tinyurl.com/y9qqgeko
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)
https://tinyurl.com/ybnodmty
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)
Kenneth Branagh? No shit! That's new for him, huh? Guess he wants to stretch his wings.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (3sjI6)
Has the mobile experience improved? Because I tried that. It was... suboptimal.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)
Let me guess: they turned Poirot into a Mexican lesbian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (/dN1M)
No, I'm wearing spanx today.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)
Yes, yes he is. How goes it with the salting and scattering?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (c/NOX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)
Yeah. I used to have to get stuff off of wikimedia because it's so hard to find good enough images for class analysis. That's not something I'd ever admit in public though.
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (h9QN9)
Let me guess: "hate site"
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (NWiLs)
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Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/dN1M)
What is, how do you prepare a sober chicken?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: espanostifer at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (0O5Qp)
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About a fortnight ago.
We're refined and cultured now.
You didn't get the memo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM
When did we go from "The moose out front shoulda told you" to "You didn't get the memo?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)
Strange.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)
bleaching is popular in India
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (JFO2v)
My primary disappointment with Donald Trump was that I voted for Bread and Circuses, and I don't seem to be getting that.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM
And getting plucked doesn't?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)
STOP THE HAMMERING!!!!!
Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (kqsXK)
Oddly enough....right about the same time.
Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (PUmDY)
Political.
It blocks most political blogs. You can still get to FoxNews or CNN or stuff like that, but political blogs are a no-go.
It's actually reasonably even-handed.
Just vexing.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther)
I've been here for a decade on my phone. Work has always blocked the HQ.
iPhone 6S+ and AT&T LTE.
And I'm looking hard at the iPhone X Max. Large screens rock. Sorry. My eyes aren't getting any younger and my fingers aren't getting any smaller.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)
Moose out front should've sent you a memo.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (/dN1M)
Still slurping everything through a straw. On the plus side, each and every one of my wrinkles and crinkles have vanished. Smooth as a baby's butt, I am.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (lwiT4)
Vermeer loved to use subject near a window for some reason (The Milkmaid, The Astronomer).
The movie "Girl With a Pearl Earring" (2004) wove that element into the movie.
Excellent work.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (H7LIz)
I meant in the content and hero worship of these people. Millenials look at these people as "leaders". And guess who they all vote for?
You can brush it off as meh just some dumb people online. But they are dumb people who have tens of millions of people drinking up what they're saying.
And no this isn't an old guy ranting about kids these days. I'm just a few years older than them and shake my head in disgust.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (zmrj4)
Asking for a friend
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (Poe3S)
My primary disappointment with Donald Trump was that I voted for Bread and Circuses, and I don't seem to be getting that.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)
It was OK. He did what he could with a not-that-great story. Blew my sister's mind though, so that was fun. Have not read all Christie's books though. Up for suggestions -- hint, hint.
I'm probably in the vast minority, but I really, really like Branaugh's take on Frankenstein.
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (NLLmE)
Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year
It will likely be denounced for various crimes against wokeness and intersectionality. Did you know Shakespeare was gay? You better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (LsBY9)
That instrument would have had six gut strings, and frets on the upper half of the fingerboard. It would have had more or less the same range as a cello (which is the historical reason why the string bass is also called a _double_ bass).
Image search "bass viol da gamba" and you'll see what I mean.
*re-lurks*
Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (2N5SS)
Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Donovan at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Poppins has a link upwards where you can listen. Similar to a harpsichord.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Someguy
I wanted gladiator battles at the Staples Center.
Lib on lib battles to the death. Thumbs down.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (ftdxp)
Still slurping everything through a straw. On the plus side, each and every one of my wrinkles and crinkles have vanished. Smooth as a baby's butt, I am.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (lwiT4)
One weird trick to get rid of wrinkles?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (h5Df3)
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (h5Df3)
Most days. Having the first Internet Troll President is pretty hilarious to me.
But he's turned out to be surprisingly effective at a lot of things.
I wasn't expecting that.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (h9QN9)
The Prime Minister will hold parliament's delayed vote on her Brexit deal by 21 January
Stay of execution.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (LsBY9)
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This isn't the bass case scenario.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)
Thank you for that. Sounds a bit more melodious, to my ears, than a harpsichord which sounds a bit more harsh and twangy.
Seconded. That's a beautiful instrument in that video.
And the composition is stellar, too. The title implies it was commissioned for an aristocrat. I could look it up I suppose, after I get more cofveve in me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (h5Df3)
Doctors hate this single mom.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NLLmE)
By the time Democrats prepare and conclude the House proceedings, it will be 2020.
At that point, the Trump Administration can simply say "Let the people decide if I should be president."
I believe the Republicans will retake the House in 2020 and the whole impeachment thing will be cast aside. The Republicans will say "Hey, the people have spoken. They heard the evidence and voted to keep Donald Trump as president.
Any attempt at impeachment will be an epic misfire by the Democrats. Waste of time.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (H7LIz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)
James Madison - I clearly missed something. What's happening in your life, if I might ask?
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (lwiT4)
Let me guess: they turned Poirot into a Mexican lesbian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)
No, but BBC1 has turned Poirot into John Malkovitch.
https://www.agathachristie.com/
Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (O74hG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (LsBY9)
Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
One day at a time. We're here for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (ftdxp)
Vermeer loved to use subject near a window for some reason (The Milkmaid, The Astronomer).
Excellent work.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (H7LIz)
You answered you own question. Natural light allows for some very interesting effects, especially if you have the stark contrast of bright sunlight and interior shadows. It's what attracted the Barbizons and many of the Impressionists.
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
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Its that weird shaped stall in the womens rest room.
Thats all that I know.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (HN0N1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)
It's almost like a college reunion!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (f3oO4)
Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend... I highly recommend 'Pleaser' brand that sells on Amazon. Decent prices, high quality, vast selection.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (jYje5)
The things I learn here - thank you!
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (ftdxp)
Holy Shit!!! Allen G is here!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (6UYA5)
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (gFtQQ)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (lwiT4)
Damn straight.
https://youtu.be/3lKCUuyojDI
Posted by: Donovan
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No one ever talks about me.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (2qPhT)
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You're right. He could have used natural light under a tree or in a courtyard, but I think he like the "channeling" effect of the window. Forcing the light onto something, as it were. Forcing the subject into the light. An implied dynamic of constraint/restraint.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (H7LIz)
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (gFtQQ)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)
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first time!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (NF7WJ)
Consider, Adam Schiff who got suckered by two Russian radio show hosts, Vladimir "Vovan" Kuznetsov and Alexey "Lexus" Stolyarov. The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee held an eight-minute phone conversation last year with Russian radio hosts posing as a Ukrainian politician who promised to provide compromising images of President Trump. Sounds like a re-enactment of the "Trump Tower" meeting with Trump Jr.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (QkjLD)
Didn't Branaugh make a musical out of a Shakespeare play a few years back? IIRC, Alicia Silverstone was in it, and he always put her in the second line behind a better dancer.
That seems like blasphemy to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (HaL55)
Voters don't do a flip 2 consecutive elections often.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (Vr2IE)
Thats all that I know.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (8XRCm)
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so you've been shopping a Target
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (RuIsu)
It's what attracted the Barbizons
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They were able to model that much better.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (cqNba)
He did, but he also said I would be getting a memo in #twoweeks!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (PUmDY)
Miracle of miracles before Christmas season, the schedule had given me three days off including this weekend. And I had promised the parents this past Sunday to come visit them during this time off.
Except now my schedule says I work this weekend.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (4PPA2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
And I'm still waiting for my F-ing shirt.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (h9QN9)
One year I bought the same pair of boots for my wife and my girlfriend. Black riding boots with brown tops. I thought they were so sexy.
Neither of them really wore them, though.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (f3oO4)
It's coming with your t-shirt.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (wYseH)
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Eating My Way To Power was his best.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
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It was no 'The Bridges of Bergen County'
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (gFtQQ)
Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)
God bless you, my friend. You've been in my prayers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)
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Notice how it brings the whole room together. And it's harder to piss on it
Posted by: Dude buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (H7LIz)
He also adds a mild sfumato, like somebody just dusted and the particles are floating through the light adding a slight misty element. Not so much here, but in others it's very pronounced.
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)
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...is likely making a mistake.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: red speck at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (6Krd7)
Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)
We're all here for you. Give yourselves time, and grace - to yourselves and to each other.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
The Deplorable Gourmet
Heckuva job, horde!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 12, 2018 10:27 AM (2lndx)
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (6m3R8)
"About a tonne of chocolate ran out into the yard and from there onto the street," a spokesman for the Werl fire department said in a statement.
No Oompa Loompas were injured.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (QkjLD)
Neither of them really wore them, though.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM
One time this woman my wife knew came up to her and asked her if she owned a pair of thigh high boots. She and her husband had a bet going. I forget who was betting which way. But the answer was 'hell yeah'. Wife loved getting them.
They're not that practical for 'getting down to business' but it's a great look with a really short skirt.
Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (jYje5)
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Eating My Way To Power was his best.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)
I own a number of books on the Third Reich. One, which describes the machinations leading up to Hitler's appointment as chancellor, is titled Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.
It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)
Who put a rug on the table?
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Notice how it brings the whole room together. And it's harder to piss on it
That's the furniture fort. For after the lesson...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (HaL55)
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
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.....annnnnnnd
my work here is done.
Posted by: Cupids Arrow at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)
It's almost like a college reunion!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (f3oO4)
It can't be. I'm not huddled in a dark corner halfway through my fifth scotch of the hour.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Cicero
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'Faint Praise', redefined.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (w54mS)
God bless you, my friend. You've been in my prayers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)
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Thank you so much.
I did receive your email, and I've begun reading what you've written. Too early for thoughts, but it is on my list of things to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ANN96)
It's what attracted the Barbizons
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They were able to model that much better.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ftdxp)
Agreed. Vermeer is using light for mood and effect, whereas light was the focus for the Barbizons.
Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (QkjLD)
Please take this time to grow your love and commitment to each other. And hold hands. A lot. Trust me on this one.
Love and prayers
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Poe3S)
Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times opinion contributor Paul Krugman tweeted Monday that the United States had joined Russia and Saudi Arabia in a "new axis of evil," after those three countries and Kuwait objected to the United Nations' endorsement of a landmark study on global warming.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (aKsyK)
It's like a college reunion with people you actually like.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (h9QN9)
Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times opinion contributor Paul Krugman
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You left out "Enron financial advisor"
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Kris
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Pfft.
Posted by: Thomas Kincade at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (6UYA5)
She's been plucked more times than The Rose of Tralee. Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!
Posted by: Maggie at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (jp0Bv)
Isn't that supposed to be "Former Enron Financial Advisor..."?
Also: He's free to move to Zimbabwe, South Africa, or North Korea if he really feels that strongly about it.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (h9QN9)
Miracle of miracles before Christmas season, the schedule had given me three days off including this weekend. And I had promised the parents this past Sunday to come visit them during this time off.
Except now my schedule says I work this weekend.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (4PPA2)
That sucks, Anna. Are you short-staffed or did they just forget you had those days off?
Wish I could do more than push a stiff drink through the USB port.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: David Byrne at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (H7LIz)
Please take this time to grow your love and commitment to each other. And hold hands. A lot. Trust me on this one.
Love and prayers
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Poe3S)
Prayers up from here, and please pay attention to the good nurse's advice!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (f3oO4)
I like our odds.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Tuesday, demanding that they be processed through the asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers, that deportations be halted and that President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (QkjLD)
It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (Poe3S)
I once had a mild sfumato. Best motor scooter ever produced in Albania.
No, no, no. Sfumato is an Italian musical notation that means, "How am I supposed to play that chord? I don't have enough fingers!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (h9QN9)
Why do we need to study it more?
Obama said the science is settled.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (H7LIz)
Well if you can't trust a UN study that might just enslave what little is left of the free world, who can you trust?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (iys0/)
That seems, oh, what's the word? Stupid is a good word.
What has Schumer ever done to merit smugness?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (MkcN1)
It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.
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Become Chancellor, using this one weird trick..
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (4bd7D)
It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R
Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ANN96)
If it takes your mind off things, that's fine, but I meant it when I said I'm in no rush and don't feel obligated. I appreciate your offer.
And as I said, it gets really incoherent around the sixth chapter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (kqsXK)
Is it time for the obligatory "Get a room!" line yet?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (f3oO4)
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Albeit Macht SLIM!
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (ipv3c)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (ipv3c)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (Pg+x7)
President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM
Give them Zimbabwean currency.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (aKsyK)
Conquer Europe with this One Weird Trick!
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (h9QN9)
Have strong armies in Iceland. Worked for me in Risk. People always forget that connecting dashed line
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: RI Red at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (+TVao)
vmagic.
Actually, it's a range of products. It's an organic vulva balm and also a lipstick for down there.
Really. I didn't make this up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (Pg+x7)
If it takes your mind off things, that's fine, but I meant it when I said I'm in no rush and don't feel obligated. I appreciate your offer.
And as I said, it gets really incoherent around the sixth chapter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (kqsXK)
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I look forward to the incoherence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ANN96)
Wish I could do more than push a stiff drink through the USB port.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
It's retail and they are pricks.
They over-react and over schedule and then go Oops! They don't care because it doesn't affect them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ftdxp)
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
Well, I guess that decides the destination for y'all's date. We have a lot of great coasters down here and good weather to ride them almost all year round.
Unless that means something else entirely, which would still be great. Or possibly a warning to Insom. Either/or...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)
That seems, oh, what's the word? Stupid is a good word.
What has Schumer ever done to merit smugness?
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He was anointed by Goldman Sachs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (2LelM)
Well, I was saving it for something appropriate, but sure:
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)
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Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: SMOD
Trebuchets up!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (ftdxp)
Well, I was saving it for something appropriate, but sure:
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)
Much appreciated!
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (+ZMGe)
vmagic.
Actually, it's a range of products. It's an organic vulva balm and also a lipstick for down there.
Really. I didn't make this up.
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Does is come in Bacon Flavor?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (2LelM)
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...is likely making a mistake.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)
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unless he's gay...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (NF7WJ)
Okay. Am I the only one wondering exactly what you were looking at that you'd be served that particular ad?
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (h9QN9)
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Yeah? Well, explain this!
https://youtu.be/pV08tEMP8qU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (OLCnA)
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
That's some euphemism the kids are using, isn't it? Why won't you two get off my lawn!?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)
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Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Cicero
What a coincidence. That's what I heard during the weddings that Tami was planning.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (nEOLy)
Posted by: SMOD
Trebuchets up!
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Nah, we have 81mm mortars to deal with this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
It would hafta be a pretty big room. They're on opposite sides of the country.
Like Running Bare and Little White Dove.
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (gFtQQ)
Okay. Am I the only one wondering exactly what you were looking at that you'd be served that particular ad?
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (h9QN9)
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You look at one silly ad for penis enlargement, and...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (Xvo1a)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)
You were ahead of your time. The bulk of the Horde is coming around to that now.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)
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Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Cicero
What a coincidence. That's what I heard during the weddings that Tami was planning.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (nEOLy)
LMAO
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (OLCnA)
I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)
But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (/qEW2)
Oh come on, you haven't been gone that long.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
A pity, indeed.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Well, it's not a Chilean C Bass at 325.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R
Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
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The Power of Positive thinking about Steiner coming
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (NF7WJ)
What does he think about Venezuela, Cuba and South Africa?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (H7LIz)
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...is likely making a mistake.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)
it would be easier picking the right fem hygiene products
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (h9QN9)
I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R
Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)
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the 7 habits of highly effective dictators
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (xzqr4)
Vote's not for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Ahh..I read the Telegraph's headline and thought it was already done; apparently they expect her to survive the vote since enough have declared support.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RuIsu)
500,000, but they've got to WANT to change.
(Wait...)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (kqsXK)
In order to tell, you'd have to be able to hear the scales.
Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (2N5SS)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Meghan Trainor at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (H7LIz)
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lol.
Reparations for what, exactly? For all the vicious gangs they've sent here? For all the drugs? For all the welfare seekers?
3/4 of "immigrants" (both legal and illegal) in CA are living on welfare. Over 60% of immigrants nationwide are receiving some type of welfare, and many receive multiple types of welfare.
It costs U.S. taxpayers somewhere between $150 and $500 billion a year to pay for all the shit we provide to illegal aliens.
If anybody is owed "reparations," it's U.S. taxpayers.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (LsBY9)
Hi Insom!
Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)
Obligatory:
http://tinyurl.com/yd6l5rwj
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (8iiMU)
Really. I didn't make this up.
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Does is come in Bacon Flavor?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (2LelM)
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i finally know what puddin head really means
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
"Getting To Jawohl!"
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)
https://www.agathachristie.com/
Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (O74hG)
Sacrilege. They even left off his famous waxed moustaches.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (/qEW2)
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"I'll take, Overplaying A Weak Hand for $500, Alex"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (6m3R8)
Boy howdy, ze do a Blitzkrieg on mein Herz.
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (nEOLy)
I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)
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Is he available to host an award show?
Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (NF7WJ)
Wow never ever ever talk to FBI without lawyer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
A pity, indeed.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (+ZMGe)
No, not yet! The vote starts at 6pm London time; it's 4pm there now. Go here (bbc):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2tgwfh
"A majority of Tory MPs have publicly said they will back the PM in the vote, which runs for two hours from 18:00 GMT, but it is a secret ballot."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)
Been there, done that. Any form of Jingle Bell Rock still makes my face start twitching.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (lLoBm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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check the eyes for lasers
Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (NF7WJ)
He got off light. LGTBQWERTY should've insisted on penitential acts of public ghey love.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
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"I'll take, Overplaying A Weak Hand for $500, Alex"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (6m3R
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Reparations is a buzzword that makes those on the Left sympathize automatically.
Another manifestation of Pavlov's dog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (ANN96)
Vote's not for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
You had this, first!
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: SMOD
That's two years pay for me.
Fuck them. Drop a MOAB on their sorry asses. I. Am. DONE. With. Them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: SMOD
I'll agree to not be an illegal immigrant for $45,000. In fact I'll agree to obey U.S. immigration law for as little as nothing.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (LsBY9)
Would you people quit comparing us to Democrats? It's really demeaning.
Posted by: Pavlov's Pooches at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (NF7WJ)
So it's 'game on' again on judging other cultures?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful
The rules keep changing just like that pesky constitution.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)
"Ant-Man and the Wasp"
"Avengers: Infinity War"
"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"
"Black Panther"
"Mission: Impossible - Fallout"
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (6m3R8)
some sort of timeshare arrangement?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (xGZ+b)
But we really do need to do it!
Posted by: RI Red at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (+TVao)
The really sad thing here is how few political parties (both here and abroad) are *not* worse than our GOP.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (h9QN9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (NF7WJ)
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And Holder would throw in an automatic weapon for each of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (6m3R8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)
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Yeah sounds like me - left the stores in '98 after 8 years of fun. My son really wanted to do black friday in '12 - thought it had been long enough so I obliged. Was wrong.
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Xvo1a)
some sort of timeshare arrangement?
*********
If your wife is perchance an amputee, it would make sense to have a one legged mistress. Just make sure it's the correct foot.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (lLoBm)
How to Win Blitzkriegs and Influence Resistors.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)
I'm gonna guess she goes down--as it were. Nobody trusts her. The ballots are secret.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (+ZMGe)
I know Mexican water is bad, but they must be putting LSD in it now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (h9QN9)
He got off light. LGTBQWERTY should've insisted on penitential acts of public ghey love.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)
We hereby sentence the homophobe to the Folsom Street Fair, whereat he shall at all times be dressed as Leather Man from The Village People, engage in no less than ten acts of oral copulation, and five acts of receptive anal intercourse. Sentence to be carried out forthwith. Adjourned! *bangs dick-shaped gavel*
Posted by: Court of LGBTWTFBBQ at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Tim's Vermeer
An independently wealthy tinkerer tries to replicate the effects of Vermeer's camera obscura by creating his own version of this very painting.
Directed by Teller of Penn and Teller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)
Been there, done that. Any form of Jingle Bell Rock still makes my face start twitching.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM
Oh, yea. the 12 days of Christmas gave me PTSD. If people remember back in the day stores had Musac or songs on a loop. I was in charge of the store one day and I snapped about 1 month and a half into hearing it for the 3,467th time. I changed it to the easy listening channel as anything was better than more effing xmas music. Of course that was the day that the regional manager decided to show up and I got an ass chewing. He said, Christmas music makes people want to buy things. I thought to myself, yea, and it makes your employees want to blow their brains out on register 8.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (nAeGR)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (Mr80f)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (RD7QR)
Ring mail.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (+ZMGe)
Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations
I've been demanding a brand new Corvette Sting Ray for a couple of years now. So what?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM
Lefty loosy, righty tighty?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: m
if he directed it at Trump, they'd applaud him for anti-gay comments. It worked for steven colbert.
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (nEOLy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)
The Tate Gallery in London should have an exhibit of a naked robot holding Teller by the ankles and beating Penn to death with him.
I'd stop and watch. Hell, I'd ask the docent if there were any more works by the same artist.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (xHYal)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)
The Tate Gallery in London should have an exhibit of a naked robot holding Teller by the ankles and beating Penn to death with him.
I'd stop and watch. Hell, I'd ask the docent if there were any more works by the same artist.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)
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I'd hate it, but I'd hate it less than anything else in that awful museum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM
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.... and you can call her "Eileen".
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (nAeGR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM
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.... and you can call her "Eileen".
Posted by: fixerupper
Preferably Eileen Wright.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (ftdxp)
You'll be SHOCKED When You See Barbarossa!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (lLoBm)
*click*
Oh, not any more, Madge! Now I just rub with this incredible new lotion, called Vulva Bal...
*click*
Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (O74hG)
I've stopped following the brexit drama since I'm lost as to what the fuck is happening.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (xHYal)
It would be a fulltime job to follow it, and, even then, all of the politicians are lying. I'm mostly watching the people on the street. They have been betrayed. Leave means leave.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (nAeGR)
We should use that against prisoners. Make them listen to the same Christmas songs every day, all day.
It'll be highly effective, until the UN catches on and adds it to the Geneva Conventions.
Win/win.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Minnfidel
He had "mommy" issues.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (ftdxp)
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Dude, no! Try to figure out how you're related.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (+y/Ru)
Would you hate it less than the Joseph Beuys "VW vomiting out dogsleds that represent Tatar horsemen saving me during WW2" exhibit?
Because if you'd hate it less than that, you and I probably have something in common.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (nAeGR)
Maybe they had some kind of mystic connection. Or Eva could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Either way.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (JFO2v)
And a videographer!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (f3oO4)
https://tinyurl.com/yce7bhp5
Or a hurdy-gurdy:
https://tinyurl.com/y9qqgeko
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)
The nyckelharpa
https://youtu.be/0pOs0D_rEqg
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (mUa7G)
We go in, pick them out, try them on, then pay for one another's shoes.
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: m
France may settle the issue for them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ftdxp)
Would you hate it less than the Joseph Beuys "VW vomiting out dogsleds that represent Tatar horsemen saving me during WW2" exhibit?
Because if you'd hate it less than that, you and I probably have something in common.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
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Are we best friends now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)
For more win, we'd have it remastered so that the first word was reeeeeaaaaalllly drawn out:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave a holly jolly Christmas...!"
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Build the wall, Mr President.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (vJTlZ)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)
Speaking of which, I saw an ad the other day for some product - booze, I think - that was celebrating "you" as you gather at your family's house for the holidays, with each person you "see" having a subtitle - "crazy cousin," "sleepy uncle" and so on.
Including "your dad," "your mom" and "your mom's new boyfriend."
Lovely.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)
You don't have to kneel as much. Be satisfied with that.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (NF7WJ)
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Dude, no! Try to figure out how you're related.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Learn how to whoop some ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (ftdxp)
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (2LelM)
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Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)
.... and you can call her "Eileen".
Posted by: fixerupper
Unless she's Oriental. Then it's "Irene".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)
You don't have to kneel as much. Be satisfied with that.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
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This calls for some kind of mashup between Step Brothers and Superman II.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (ANN96)
Schickelgruber is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN
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He wasn't big on sex. Or food. Or sleep. Just meth and conquest for Dolf.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)
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so she swallows
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
He turned down the lead in The Ballad of Buster Hyman.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (ftdxp)
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Joshua Cockgobbler does have a much better ring to it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (LsBY9)
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Dude. You said "Oriental".
*fistbump*
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycstfrpj
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (+ZMGe)
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Watched that last weekend. Enjoyed it. It was like reading Zane Grey/Louis L'amour short stories. I particularly liked The Rattled Woman.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:06 AM (2LelM)
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That relationship probably wasn't about sex. Adolph was rumored to be gay, or at least bi, and he had also reportedly been deeply in love with his niece for years. There were also rumors that he had problems with his equipment.
Dude had serious issues. The fascist shit was probably projection to deflect from his own insecurities about his manhood.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:06 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: m
France may settle the issue for them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ftdxp)
Yes, and it looks like the same people.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM
Who knows, maybe she was just a cover as to the rumors he was teh ghey? It's an understatement to say how fked up he was obviously so who knows.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (nAeGR)
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Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
I know it won't stop the shit show, but Trump should pull up stakes from New York & move his empire to Texas. Stop giving New York that tax money.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (7HtZB)
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/dicksjo01.shtml
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (BXMxN)
https://youtu.be/0pOs0D_rEqg
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (mUa7G)
I have enjoyed the obscure instruments posts thanks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (f3oO4)
Yes, that whole movie is excellent, though dark.
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
Dude. You said "Oriental".
*fistbump*
Posted by: fixerupper
Yeah, I once got dinged on FB for saying "Oriental". I was told it was "Asian". So, how many races does that take in? May I say "Burma"? Because "Myrnamar Shave" sounds stupid.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)
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so she swallows
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (NF7WJ)
See? Mystic connection.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)
He was probably gay.
Doesn't mean he ever acted on it though...
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (NFEMn)
Or Eva could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Nein nein NEIN!!!!
Talking about losing balls iz ztrictly VERBOTTEN!!!!!
Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
"Tight in all the wrong places"
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR)
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.
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That's right, Matt. Run on a full fvck the constitution platform.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Well, if the gentleman caller were Aquaman, she'd have to play a sturgeonal, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)
And those are, honestly, the two options: Either "Leave means leave" or let "the peasants keep voting until they get it right."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)
Sounds like a job for vmagic organic vulca balm!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)
First, you'll need more Africans to match Georgia's demographics. Then we'll see how that recounting goes.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
Who knows, maybe she was just a cover as to the rumors he was teh ghey? It's an understatement to say how fked up he was obviously so who knows.
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So Hitler was Obama? Hitler was actually effective and had won two Iron Crosses and he took no shit from anyone while Obama was a toy for Val Jar to play with.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
"Tight in all the wrong places"
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08
Lookin for love in all the wrong places...searchin the lines for tooo many faces..
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)
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Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
That bias is so out on the open that even if they ever find anything, it should be thrown out.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (NFEMn)
That's right, Matt. Run on a full fvck the constitution platform.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Pure Non-Qualification Clause. But, let us never forget, Trump is the biggest danger there is to the Constitution!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM
Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
In Italian, it means "sun-dried tomato skin". In the earlier Latin vulgate, it means "skank ho".
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (3sjI6)
?I prescribe Mulligatawny Soup, stat. It's nourishing (half-meat, half-vegetables), delicious (garlic AND curry, though you could theoretically leave them out if you don't like them), and can be drunk through a straw. Also fun and easy (though time-consuming) to make, and the ingredients are inexpensive. Here's the recipe: http://www.drweevil.org/archives/000867.html. Over the years, several people I know have found it very useful when they had to have their jaws wired shut for one reason or another.Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (sPgZ5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
Hairy.
I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Nefertiti at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.
They're just not happy unless they are breaking some rule, eh?
Like toddlers.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM
Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)
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Boxy.... but good.
Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Adolf Hitler at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
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I believe the literal translation is "stupid and senile old hag."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (fqUgw)
Build the wall, Mr President.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (vJTlZ)
Here's the link:
https://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/border-wall-secure-america-trump/
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)
"Leave doesn't mean 'leave'" until we say it does!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (f3oO4)
https://tinyurl.com/ybsebjog
While Goebbels' wife Magda had the hots for Der Fuhrer.
https://tinyurl.com/yamh29vw
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (5aX2M)
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That pudge faced pile of goo couldnt run to the damned mailbox.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Zoddy Cash at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
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Better yet, Trump should just do an audit on all NY Welfare recipients to determine their citizenship status.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM
Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)
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Boxy.... but good.
Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)
Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
Hairy.
I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NFEMn)
So much for lunch.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (BXMxN)
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.
They're just not happy unless they are breaking some rule, eh?
Like toddlers.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)
What do these imbeciles have against rationality?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (MkcN1)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (8D42x)
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Scumble isn't just foreplay with Vermeer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
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In his Farewell To the Troops, Washington was all don't pay off whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM
How you doin...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (nAeGR)
Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.
Posted by: Insomniac
*perks up
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
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**Spock Eyebrow**
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (8XRCm)
Have you been a bad girl tinkering with alternative socks?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (eAZVt)
These people must giggle as they send out these tweet, no? No one can seriously argue that.
#Sh*tposting for ratio is my guess.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)
He and Rick Wilson are the faces of what's wrong with the GOP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (5aX2M)
"Might this be the greatest crime in American history?"
I thought that was slavery, Steve.
Why do you hate balck people Steve??
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (sPgZ5)
Posted by: Insomniac
*perks up
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)
Uh...um...er... *loosens collar*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (JZMRD)
Likewise from me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)
And those are, honestly, the two options: Either "Leave means leave" or let "the peasants keep voting until they get it right."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)
But Baby, its Cold outside...
Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (vWMNq)
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In his Farewell To the Troops, Washington was all don't pay off whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Wow... bigger than 9-11?
I believe this toff needs to go F himself.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (f3oO4)
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More a case of forgetfulness. But it's amazing when I go to change it and a whole list of things pops up which I don't ever remember using.
Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (U5tDi)
@CNN
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: https://cnn.it/2EpjniC
Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.
" If you compare insects with beef, for the same amount of protein, you need roughly 1,000 times less water, 10 times less feed and you emit up to 100 times less greenhouse gases," said Baris Oezel, co-founder of Bug Foundation.
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Yeah, no. When I was a kid I had a pet horned toad (who I named Alfred because his profile resembled Hitchcock) and I fed him meal worms. That's the closest I'll ever get to meal worm meals.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)
*vulva
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM
Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Boxy, but safe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)
hahahahaha
Wonder if someone's done a video of that?
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (+ZMGe)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)
My in depth studies* indicate it is the case modification for plural of the adjective, "hairy"
*Bing translate
Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (mUa7G)
441 Beautiful painting. I was lucky enough to be able to see a Vermeer exhibit in person earlier this year and could stick my nose right up close to see how he painted the light. It was amazing. And as Kris notes, not a lot of his work exists.
Posted by: Nefertiti at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)
I bet if you searched Soros' basement you'd find more.
Posted by: Sooner at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)
Including "your dad," "your mom" and "your mom's new boyfriend."
Lovely.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK)
I think that was Heineken beer. And it looked to me as though they were kind of poking fun at the "inclusivity" racket. Maybe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: MoJoTee at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (2yhkc)
I interrupt this stream of double-entendres to answer the question.
A virginal is a type of harpsichord in which the strings are strung across the instrument rather than along it. In other words, the strings run from the player's left to her right, rather than toward or away from the player. This design limits the range of sounds a virginal can make, but also makes it more compact than the harpsichord. In effect, a virginal is to a harpsichord what an upright piano is to a grand piano.
And by the way, that's not a "bass fiddle" in the picture: it's a viola da gamba.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (S6ArX)
One was stolen from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston in 1990, and has never been recovered. I suspect it's in the bedroom of some drug lord or Russian mafioso, given that the theft was carefully executed and the thieves knew exactly what they wanted. But perhaps some day it'll pop up in a flea market.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (S6ArX)
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