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I'm Writing This ONT Under Protest!
Because Kurt Schlichter's newest Kelly Turnbull novel is out a day early, and I want to get back to reading it.
This is the third in the series that takes place in a world after the US splits up into Red and Blue, The United States of America and the People's Republic of North America. The first two were People's Republic, which introduced us to this world, and Indian Country that took place during the split. Aside from being pretty entertaining stories in the spy genre, the inside jokes about what life in the Blue is like are damn entertaining, in a whistling-past-the-graveyard kind of way.
Staying on a Theme
Since the People's Republic is just another failing, despotic, totalitarian state, let's take a look at poisoned tree that spawned it.Related: Of course, you don't have to embrace full-on Communism to kill your society, a “soft-power” state that rules and controls all aspects of life and death will do the job nicely. The Tragedy of the European Family
The Antidote
This is baby Thomas. His mother's water broke at 21 weeks, and doctors pressured her to abort claiming he "wasn't viable."
— Lila Rose (@LilaGraceRose) November 29, 2018
Today, baby Thomas is a thriving toddler & a beautiful witness to why every child deserves a chance at life!pic.twitter.com/irlsjH4cCh
Of course, we need a little knowledge to go with it, and I can't think of a better man to wield the clue-by-four than Thomas Sowell Thomas Sowell Returns You Mean I Can't Do That?
TURNS OUT, IT’S HIGHLY ILLEGAL TO FLY A PLANE WHILE YOU’RE 10 TIMES OVER THE LEGAL DRINKING LIMIT
Fortunately nobody aboard the plane, a Boeing 7&7, was injured. Speaking of things going wrong in the air....Wisconsin skydivers jump to safety after two planes collide All 9 people involved landed safely. The pilot of the plane that lost a wing managed to hit the silk as well, and the other pilot landed his damaged plane without mishap. Here's raw footage from the jumper's helmet cams.
Beer!
A Major Beer Battle Is Brewing and it Could Mean the End of PBR What will the poor Millennial do without his ironic can of Pabst? I saw a six of that a while back going for $9. NINE DOLLARS! Back in the day, I used to pay less than that ($7.99, at the liquor store at the corner of Jamestown and Coastal Hwy in OC, Md.) for a CASE of PBR! And Natty Boh was even cheaper! SMDH. I'm getting old, man. Interesting What is the function of the human appendix? Turns out it's more useful than we once thought, they don't generally yank it unless they have to anymore. People Are Sick The horrifying story of a prostitute orangutan named Pony who was chained to a bed, shaved daily and forced to perform sex acts on men twice her size The title says it all, you don't really need to click. I would quibble with the work “prostitute”, however. The orangutan was nothing of the kind. She was just abused. Borneo. But all cultures are equal, donchano, so shut your cis-het mouth, hater. Diversity! Related: Yes, Western Civilization IS Superior Democrat Best and Brightest WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OCASIO-CORTEZ’S GAFFES AND SARAH PALIN’S? THE MEDIA Tonight's ONT brought to you by Santa:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: parx at November 30, 2018 09:31 PM (/UkqH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (HIbcx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (cS3Yq)
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Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:33 PM (CLcKT)
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Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:37 PM (Z4rgH)
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Tell me about it
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (xPl2J)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (dNzKv)
Top N + 1!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (f3oO4)
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (HIbcx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (jLChk)
The other interesting thing is they had a
small tv and a vcr that would play porn tapes and a bathroom so nasty that people would go outside to piss.
Fun times.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: 1984 at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (dNzKv)
A lot of threads have that happen sometimes. It doesn't mean anything.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (t+qrx)
Hot Dog Claus
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (pNxlR)
Future headline prediction:
"Recently deceased Clinton Foundation informant turns out to have had no new information"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (f3oO4)
I'M ALSO WRITING THIS COMMENT UNDER PROTEST!
because
IT'S FUNNY TO ECHO HOW THE POST STARTED!
BEN ALLCAPSBURGERS
Posted by: mindful webworker and the lame attempt at humorous hello at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (bZHlT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (jLChk)
https://youtu.be/YjohMzHkBqI
Or 27 minutes of the Tachibana Senior High School band?
https://youtu.be/ZVJ3Ho83Ksg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (HIbcx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (Z4rgH)
They've moved on from triple-hopped IPAs to Belgians, to weed and now kombucha beer with tellicherry pepper essence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (7TCRf)
Everything was contrived horseshit or straight up treachary committed by Steve Schmitt and Nicole Wallace.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Close it up, folks.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)
Really? I hated it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Republic of Ireland at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)
Nah, Madam. It is entertaining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: mindful webworker and the pickers of nit at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (bZHlT)
It was supposed to be Horn Dog Claus
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)
Eh. All lovebirds make me ill.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
That Ho Ho Ho Ho' Over There!
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NMAzL)
Just FYI.
Mayhaps we will have that rarest of things, an ace ONT appearance tonight.
In which case WeirdDave betta quit his bitchin' and get all obsequious-like. And stuff.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Republic of Ireland at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (5RXy6)
Legend has it that during the Napoleonic Wars, a shipwrecked monkey was hanged by the people of Hartlepool, believing him to be a French spy. To this day, people from Hartlepool are affectionately known as 'monkey hangers'.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
*head pat*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)
He's just checking who's naughty and nice.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (NLLmE)
Do you hate that one, too Insomniac?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (cS3Yq)
There are many classic movie lines in movie history but, "you ain't gonna shit right for a week!" has got to be the classiest.
Also Lauren Graham riding BBT saying, " Fuck Me Santa!"
Is right up there.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (jLChk)
Do you hate that one, too Insomniac?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (cS3Yq)
Nope.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
Mayhaps we will have that rarest of things, an ace ONT appearance tonight.
Saying "Ben Shapiro!" three times in a row is the summoning phrase.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)
Just... don't let on. Maybe keep one eye on it, kind of thing.
It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)
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Not me. But I'm kind of a sap.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Well....it coulda been..
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)
Only if it's the one with Danny Glover.
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (cS3Yq)
Legend has it that during the Napoleonic Wars, a shipwrecked monkey was hanged by the people of Hartlepool, believing him to be a French spy.
Was the monkey eating cheese prior to surrendering?
'Cause if it was, it'd explain a lot.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NLLmE)
Has Raiders of the Lost Ark taught us nothing?!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Puddleglum
But they made bank touring as "The Aristocrats".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Lighten Up, Sweetie. It was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Tommy at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (pkeCj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)
https://youtu.be/Xo1yPzLrwMw
Posted by: mindful webworker and the shoes of sweetness at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (bZHlT)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (rWZ8Y)
Aand I was too slow on the 4 Hos joke.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (cS3Yq)
I was on base, in a building from the 1940's, so it survived 1964. We were totally safe. Stuff fell off shelves and that was about it. The big quake ran for about two minutes, and then 10 minutes later another nearly as big for about 45 seconds. Then we cleaned up the mess and began to connect with the outside world. We only lost power for a few minutes, because, yeah, on base.
Turns out very little was truly damaged. There were four fires from broken gas mains, but no explosions. There has been a fair bit of highway damage, but no injuries or fatalities. Schools will need inspection, so no school until next Wednesday. The boy is ecstatic. Rush hour heading to the Mat-Su Valley is epic and ongoing; more than one bridge is iffy so they are detouring around them.
Our house is built upon a former swamp, and much like the one in DC, it isn't very reliable. The dirt under the garage slab liquified and the garage sank about three inches, which does wonders for one's driveway. It bubbled up around the foundation and looks rather ominous, although it's not particularly. The west end of the house dropped those three inches, too, so we have some nice cracks but no real structural damage. We build 'em to last up here.
Grocery stores are a mess and not open, gas stations are some good, some not so good. The port is being inspected to see if we can accept the TOTE barge this week, which brings groceries among other things. The airport was closed for three hours but is back up and running. Power was out for many folks, but is pretty much restored. Some places west of Wasilla may be out for a while but those folks are pretty well set since they live rural.
We are just fine and back online. Probably not so easy to place a phone call on land lines but cell service never stopped, although it got clogged up a bit just after the event.
How's by the horde this fine evening?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
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Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (jLChk)
Whoa. I was not aware of any of this. Glad you're OK.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)
You're a great American!
-- Earnest Shawn Hannity
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM
Not I! I'm happy for both of you!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (jLChk)
Everybody now... all together in the key of E...
"I saw Mommy under Santa Claus..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Well, in that pic, she's not really under him. More like in front. 'I saw Mommy being ridden by Santa Clause' doesn't quite roll of the tongue.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (rWZ8Y)
I'm not sure if the best response to this comment is honest horror, fake lyrics, awful puns, or limerick.
*checks wristwatch*
Oh yeah, ONT. Checks with chart.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Don't. I'm pretty jaded and I only made it 1 paragraph before I closed the tab.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (+ldAm)
You need not worry about me. Ever. Please don't worry about me. It wont make a difference
Anyway, you are all an amazingly awesome group of folks--the best community on the entire planet, bar none.
And I am grateful to be a part of this community, for as long as I can be.
I promise I will try to more community-oriented in the future.
Again, apologies all around, especially to those who were upset by my...uh, "postings. "
Yes, I am a mess. But I'm not your mess. I'm my own mess and must clean that up.
Again, joy to everyone here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (PA/U2)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs)
I can't imagine anyone being made ill by the two of you.
Maybe jealous rage for you finding each other, but not ill.
The two of you are a cute couple and I wish you both long lives and much happiness.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (+TuXx)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM
When is he going to put a ring on it?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
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That actually sounds pretty bad. Glad to hear you are ok.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)
My favorite straight remake is the TV one with George C. Scott.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Correct on both accounts.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (7TCRf)
Weird.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)
And still no flying cars.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)
Weird.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)
It is the one after 2018.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: ... at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)
I assumed Alaskans - even in cities - are the type to have at least a couple days worth of water and canned food or pilot bread in the kitchen, right? It's not the sort of place where grocery stores get mobbed?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at N
you are confusing the orangutang with the abominable snowman from rudolph the red nosed reindeer. things they did to that poor guy after yukon cornelius let the dentite elf yank his teeth.
you know one of the more important mistakes young guys make when running whores is to not care for their teeth. they are expensive to repair and no one wants a whore without teeth. make sure they stay off the meth and brush after every blow.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (MTjB1)
Miley and Publius
I can't imagine anyone being made ill by the two of you.
Me neither. I think y'all are cute, sharing your hashes and everything and forgetting to change your names when you post.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: irright at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (RVcmP)
Maybe jealous rage for you finding each other, but not ill.
The two of you are a cute couple and I wish you both long lives and much happiness.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (+TuXx)
What's this???? Have I missed something?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)
*urp*
Sorry...just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: yankeefifth
The More You Know...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (5RXy6)
I guess I'm doing good at the new job. My boss wants me to work an extra half hour every day. Woo hoo! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (kkoXz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Flying cars are stupid. Hate em.
Posted by: Sour Grapes at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (jLChk)
No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.
x + y = 2019.
Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Prop Guy: Sir, I can't get these tiny antlers to stay on Santa's mice...
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?
"...and starring Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (HaL55)
I get to semi retire in April. I can't even begin to tell you how much I am looking forward to that. Then another year and full retirement and I can make all the damn fucking jewelry I want!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM
When is he going to put a ring on it?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)
When he does, I'm going to the wedding!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Glad you're okay. I thought of you when I heard about the quake.
7.0 is the final score by USGS. It changed a couple of times. No tsunami although they did put a warning out, soon cancelled. Glad you're all right.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (+TuXx)
Warning, Hot Air link at Insta.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at N
well, who complained and what did they say?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Yep.
I thought it was cute that the President offered federal disaster relief. We mostly do without. The DOT is already out fixing the collapsed onramps to the airport. Most folks at the grocery stores are just cleaning up the mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: yankeefifth
The More You Know...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (5RXy6
Gum jobs are the best
And you call yourself a yankee fan
Posted by: Joe Pepitone at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tappen v.Offenhauser at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (V9ATq)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
You know, the open bar at a moron wedding/meetup could be pretty epic.
Might even put a smile on Insomniac's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (jLChk)
And speaking of scary, the footage of the skydivers was absolutely terrifying. It truly is a miracle that everyone, including the pilots, survived.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sour Grapes at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)
And speaking of scary, the footage of the skydivers was absolutely
terrifying. It truly is a miracle that everyone, including the pilots,
survived.
Yeah, talk about an "OH SHIT!!" moment...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
You know, the open bar at a moron wedding/meetup could be pretty epic.
Might even put a smile on Insomniac's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (jLChk)
I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
x + y = 2019.
Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin
This...
means something!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)
If it was up your ass you would know......
///
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Well, I guess it's a good thing that everybody involved in the mid-air
collision were wearing parachutes and knew how to use them. What are
the odds of that?
How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (HaL55)
x + y = 2019.
Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin
This...
means something!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)
Quit playing with your mashed potatoes. What are you, five?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Huh, I thought it was pretty common knowledge!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Zeke Emanuel, Obama Cohort at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (YEpQs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)
I'll take up your slack. Anything I can do to help out.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)
Global warming.
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (kkoXz)
Hi MisHum.
Is that from the Peanuts Christmas movie?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (cS3Yq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (HaL55)
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I know nothing about skydiving and plan to remain blissfully ignorant, but the way the plane that lost the wing fell, I wonder how the pilot was able to get out at all. Would he have been wearing a chute? Didn't seem like much time to get one on.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)
Is she rich?
https://youtu.be/tMwslcxW4ck
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (XGxYI)
152 I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.
I'll take up your slack. Anything I can do to help out.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM
Okay!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU
All in jest my fellow CheeseHead
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Even the wet blanket of your mood cannot extinguish our fiery love
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (PF4TZ)
Me too!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556112495067136
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556214559219712
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556321925066752
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556420415725574
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556518478491648
Posted by: Tony Soprano at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)
Nor should it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)
How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (HaL55)
I remember seeing an insurance company ad in an old Life magazine from the 1960s, which said that in year (x) there were only two cars in state (x). They collided.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Frank Booth at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (yHofW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556618525261825
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556720044195840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556823026941952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556918136946688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068557008356458496
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)
Now, for those of you who haven't been pregnant or observed a pregnancy up close, if a woman is having contractions, the first thing they do is check the cervix. Manually. This doctor did an EXTREMELY thorough check, put me on some fluids, and left.
About an hour later, he came back and said, "Ok, you've been on fluids for an hour. Now I need to check your cervix again to make sure you're not dilating." I said reluctantly, "Ok, but I should at least get a cigarette this time."
He was not amused.
To cap the story, my discharge paperwork included a warning against smoking while pregnant.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (rWZ8Y)
1. every moron wedding is required to have whoever is officiating as if there is any man or woman that objects to these to people being joined in holy matrimony or knows any reason that they should not be.
2. no one has ever agreed to go through with the wedding after everyone makes their statements and even if they wanted to it would be impossible because by the time everyone was done listing their reasons the license would have gone past its use by date.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
The big ears are for good grip, flat head is for a place to set your beer, I assume you know why the toothless part would be ideal....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (PF4TZ)
x + y = 2019.
Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin
This...
means something!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)
I think this problem appears on the new AP calculus test for special snowflakes.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)
That's actually a supremely terrifying being to actually imagine and also, in an alarming way, explains the Ernie/Bert dynamic.
BRB, gonna go fill a kiddie pool with sodium hydroxide and just... soak in it, for a bit. I may be a while.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (t+qrx)
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#OranguTanIsBad
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (kOpft)
I am NOT clicking on that!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10
It's just a song. No video.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (XGxYI)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)
If it turns into a burning passion, you may want to get it checked out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (jLChk)
Two planes but only one gas station.
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)
I hope it hits after my fishing adventure tomorrow.
But, yes I am ready. Just got my 8,000 watt generator today.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
That's funny!! I think if I had done that my doctor would have laughed his ass off. Dr.Sugar. No joke,that was his name. Great guy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Damn bastards what promised us flying cars!
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (oBghv)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM
Go on...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (jLChk)
I only get 2018!
Posted by: December Snowflakes at November 30, 2018 10:20 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)
I really need to meet you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Rn6wOeHt4
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (9YBqo)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)
Which side were you on? Consider your answer carefully.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
A little toothy is okay as long as they don't make like a cheese grater.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (5RXy6)
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1068615818953596928
The Dean Martin & Martina McBride cover is my favorite
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (+TuXx)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (9YBqo)
===
Sweet. It's from 2017. I hope to see something like that for this year, too.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (5RXy6)
I am just saying the presence of teeth (not used) is a positive, not a detriment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)
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Ever seen synchronized swimming?
It takes a lot of practice.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (kOpft)
Thanks for posting, I was wondering if you and yours were OK. Really glad to know you are.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JOE JACKSON at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (yeIiP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)
Maybe they should be listening to NPCRadio instead of bourgeouise (? I've never written that word) music, comrades!
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: ALH
I saw it at the movie theater. There was a big sign in the lobby saying "Bad Santa is NOT a children's movie."
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
1. I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake
2. River - Joni Mitchell
3. 2000 Miles - The Pretenders
4. A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill
5. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
6. What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson
7. Christmas, Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
8. Little Town - Cliff Richard
9. Blue Christmas - Elvis
10. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (0Ntuf)
ON YOUR MOM
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Gork at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (VmQ66)
That's funny!! I think if I had done that my doctor would have laughed his ass off. Dr.Sugar. No joke,that was his name. Great guy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
The second baby I had, I put up for adoption. Same dr that delivered little infidel. After, when I was in the hospital room, he asked if he could get me anything. I said, yes, a beer. Thinking that would never happen. An hour late I had a quart of been in my hand. Dr. Johnson was the best!
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: yankeefifth
You're getting pretty specific about a whole host of new rules and regs here, Y5.
Just how much Saudi money have you been using to buy up AoSHQ stock anyhow?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (hyuyC)
1. I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake
2. River - Joni Mitchell
3. 2000 Miles - The Pretenders
4. A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill
5. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
6. What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson
7. Christmas, Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
8. Little Town - Cliff Richard
9. Blue Christmas - Elvis
10. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 1
This is a great list!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Namibia_mid-air_collision
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)
Yow, I had not heard of that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
Agreed. Also Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Fat Jack at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (CZctn)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)
Ha! He reserves the right to choose the occasion.
No one's ever asked me to marry before. Long story, but it will be a special moment when it comes.
And thank you to all the well-wishers. We appreciate it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (NMAzL)
Listeners = 3 losers.
This reminds me of a similar episode from a decade ago in the UK. There is a Christmas song by The Pogues. It has a line where 'faggot' is used. Well BBC decided that was unacceptable so they stopped playing the song. The Brits were pissed and after lots and lots of angry calls, the BBC brought the song back. Probably helped that lots of gays were writing in and saying it wasn't a big deal, the song is great, put it back on. Anyway, it is a great song. https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)
Prayers ascending for you and yours, and for a good foundation on the house. I dislike when houses submerge in a swamp. Or catch fire before they sink.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (hyuyC)
x + y = 2019.
Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin
Dude, no math after 10PM EST!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)
That had to have been tough. Bless you.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
A Blackadder Christmas Carol.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (NLLmE)
No love for Cheech and Chong's 'Santa Claus And His Ol' Lady'?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (CLcKT)
I wish you both much happiness. May you never run out of massage oil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (ykYG2)
1. Do They Know It's Christmastime - Band Aid
2. Last Christmas - WHAM
3. Christmas Shoes - New Song
4. My Grownup Christmas List - Barbra Streisand
5. I Heard the Bells at Christmastime - Harry Belafonte
6. Happy Christmas - John Lennon & Yoko Ono
7. A Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
8. All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
9. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
10. Step Into Christmas - Elton John
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)
Cat #2 just knocked my beer off the table. Now i gotta drink whiskey.
Oh, wait.
Good times are here again!!!
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (oBghv)
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess
Might as well just post photos or a link to a web cam.
It doesn't get any tackier than you, so what the hell!
Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)
Think nothing of it, ma'am.
*tips shabby hat*
Posted by: A hobo wandering through the hospital at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)
Just how much Saudi money have you been using to buy up AoSHQ stock anyhow?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at N
well, they are not my rules. but every real wedding has to have the listing of grievances, offenses, sins, crimes and perversions or it is not a real wedding. not sure how any moron would disagree.
once the listing is finished most morons would likely agree that the only person that would marry them is another moron. the catch is that their families usually drag them out of the church.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
Glad to see I am not the only Christmas Wrapping fan!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)
Who the hell are you saying is tacky?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:28 P
They do fundraiser requests a few times a year.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (XGxYI)
Posted by: John Lennon at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (CDGwz)
"Boeing 7&7"
Priceless!!
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)
My dear! How is life treating you, L'l bro?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
The very next day you called me a slut
This year I'm saving my rear
I'm bending over for... some other dude
Posted by: george michael at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (ykYG2)
The PAC-12 Championship is on going. Washington is beating Utah, 10-3.
Damn shame Wash St. didn't make it. Mike Leach is a national treasure!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (KP5rU)
Bonus: he's doubling down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
Suddenly I'm not so opposed to the Punk Monkey photo in the daytime threads. It's certainly better than an orangutan prostitute photo.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Yes, boulder. She came out about a year before dad passed. Brought her 2 yo daughter with her. It was scary, surreal and happy all at the same time. If that makes any sense. She's a pretty gal to. Lives in the freak show that is Oly, WA.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)
The very next day you called me a slut
This year I'm saving my rear
I'm bending over for... some other dude
Posted by: george michael at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (ykYG2)
That doesn't rhyme. I laffed.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:36 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: hogmartin at N
was not in the wikipedia story but there was a news story that said they found some of the german plane inside the c141, like the had flown into each other head on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Glad to see I am not the only Christmas Wrapping fan!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (f3oO4)
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I love Christmas Wrapping! On Christmas Eve, Ace always puts up a video of a house that has a light display synced to that song.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (PF4TZ)
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As an adoptive parent of two kids, I thank you deeply for making that choice. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (HaL55)
Hey that's my gig!!
Posted by: Robert Reich at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CLcKT)
Catchy, and it's the early 80's New Wave. The lyrics about having to rush around at the last minute is something everyone can relate to.
Besides, Ace would ban me if I didn't include it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:38 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:40 PM (oBghv)
@NewYorker
Scholars have known for centuries that Greek and Roman marble figures were routinely covered in bright paint. Why does the myth of their whiteness persist? http://nyer.cm/fmZ5Jh9
The pic really sells it:
twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1068708300915728384
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (7TCRf)
Sorry...just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Look on the bright side - now I'm much closer to you, and I can drive down in the Mustang to end your misery. I'll even do it for free.
Just kidding - I want the booze cabinet and the 42 bucks in loose change. Baby needs a coffee table.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (NMAzL)
I am her biggest (conservative) critic.
Her last segment on US Trade was brilliant.
FoxBusiness should hang it head in shame.
She was prepared. She was knowledgeable.
Her guests were interesting and a true, HONEST debate between viewpoints was had.
She was outstanding.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (XXNQ+)
I've had two jump pilots in the family. They always wear a chute when flying jumpers.
Also carry a big ass knife in case one of the jumpers gets hung up and has to be cut loose.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
I Believe in Father Christmas
Greg Lake wrote a beautiful melody with lyrics that remind us that this is actually a holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus
Lake on the acoustic guitar alone made this great, add in Keith Emerson's riff from Sergei Prokofiev's 1934 suite and it's just a great song
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)
I heard it through the grapevine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)
*A Major Beer Battle Is Brewing and it Could Mean the End of PBR*
Somebody has to say it.
Ending PBR really does not qualify as a skirmish. Much less a major battle.
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (oBghv)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at N
fixed blade so you do not have to fumble with opening.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)
5. Any of the words/phrases "global warming," "sensitivity," "orange man bad," "proud NPCs" or "Al Gore" are in the title of the group
4. Meetup organizer wants everyone to kick off the first session with everyone sharing their name, a little bit about themselves, what they want to hope out of the meetup, and their credit card numbers with expiration dates
3. Most of your 'activities' consist of sewing together cheap wallet components for export
2. It's a meetup for Stanley Kubrick fans, but the organizer in his very first email notification of the group availability, misspells the name 'Kubric' (I know because I got this email today)
1. Your guest speaker for the evening: Joe Biden
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)
Not much longer would you be mine.
Posted by: Marvin Gaye at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (jLChk)
Also carry a big ass knife in case one of the jumpers gets hung up and has to be cut loose.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (1g7ch)
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Thanks for the info!
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (XXNQ+)
about having to rush around at the last minute is something everyone
can relate to.
Besides, Ace would ban me if I didn't include it
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:38 PM
Yeah! I just looked it up on Utoob... I've heard it before, didn't know the name...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (CLcKT)
@NewYorker
Scholars have known for centuries that Greek and Roman marble figures were routinely covered in bright paint. Why does the myth of their whiteness persist? http://nyer.cm/fmZ5Jh9
The pic really sells it:
twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1068708300915728384
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (7TCRf)
Oh I know! It's because that's how they look now and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your liberals stupid guilt about your skin color
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)
It's a beautiful and melancholy song without getting morbid. The piano chords hooked me forever
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
You should go for it, Ladyl! He thinks I'm adorable when I'm plastered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NMAzL)
Just kidding - I want the booze cabinet and the 42 bucks in loose change. Baby needs a coffee table.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (NMAzL)
You can take mine along with the loose change and liquor.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N
well, if it makes you feel better, if I had complaints I would share them with you here.
so you know my general hqconops is that everyting posted is fair game. which sometimes requires more self-restraint than I may have.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)
I am her biggest (conservative) critic.
Her last segment on US Trade was brilliant.
Posted by: mikeyG
She's good in Fox interviews. She's abominable on radio. Her radio show was just a obnoxious set of snorting, cutting off guests, and what I hope was bad microphones.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
The lyrics are in the same vein as "I'll Be Home for Christmas" and it's The Pretenders at their prime.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)
I can officially post links to Christmas songs.
This one is . . . Luscious. Just not sexy.
https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (mUa7G)
She had a great childhood. I am so thankful for that. My main worry for over 26 years.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Kareeem Hunte at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (aKsyK)
and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your
liberals stupid guilt about your skin color
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)
It's also because those statues have recognizably Caucasian features and hair.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)
Doesn't get play on the radio but it should. It's a nice mellow tune.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N
my biggest complaint would be that I have been waiting for those lingerie pics you promised way back and I feel a little awkward continuing to bug you about them not that you are dating.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (MTjB1)
Really? You?
I would have never guessed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Is that what keeps you up at night?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (pkeCj)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
You should go for it, Ladyl! He thinks I'm adorable when I'm plastered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NMAzL)
So glad you found the perfect man!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
I'm the same way. There's one hobby that I have never been tempted to spend money on.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:50 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Does that mean you won't fly in airplanes either?
I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N
every guy thinks that until he has to wash the chunks of puke out of you hair after you passed out.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)
I offered first, and besides, there's pizza rolls in the freezer.
It's hard to compete with pizza rolls.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)
I've read at Pinochet Tours, they do skydiving the old-fashioned way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)
We haven't had a fight yet. I wonder what it will be about. I don't know nothin' 'bout no archery.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (NMAzL)
It's a beautiful and melancholy song without getting morbid. The piano chords hooked me forever
Posted by: kbdabear
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On 'Blue' album, no?
Posted by: John Lennon at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (CDGwz)
Phil Spector was a nutjob but in his prime he knew how to produce some music that sounded great on an AM car radio
Nowadays I think of the Goodfellas Christmas party when I hear it...
"Jimmy: Didn't I tell you not to buy anything to attract attention? Huh? What's the matter wit you? Get it outta here! Don't buy anything ya hear me? YOU DON'T BUY ANYTHING!"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (t+qrx)
This is true.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)
Reminds me of the guy who says, "I just come to this nudie bar for the buffalo wings."*
(*Which in fairness, it seems a lot of people have said here and elsewhere over the years, that a lot of those bars have surprisingly good food.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:54 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Insomniac at N
you should probably go. talk about changing things up and confronting your fears. everything else will seem like a vacation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
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When I was much younger, I used to skydive and also worked high steel construction. Never bothered me at all.
Now, I got queasy just looking at that Citibank commercial where a woman rock climbed out onto a finger rock that looked to be about 2000 feet up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:55 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (hECVl)
which ones do you have?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM
Has he thrown "Farrah" in the dustbin yet?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (oBghv)
the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing
the pretenders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
Aye.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (NMAzL)
Glad you have a hunk of burning love. But make sure he makes you an honest woman. Or you will have to settle for Santa screaming on Dasher.
Prayers for the people in the great white north, and all who deserve them.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
I really liked Rich Little's Christmas Carol. I was much younger then, so don't judge me too harshly. Don't know if it's aged well.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N
well, the hq has money on the first fight will be when you leave him tied up for five days because he forgot his safeword.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your
liberals stupid guilt about your skin color
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)
It's also because those statues have recognizably Caucasian features and hair.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)
.... well I guess Italian can be considered white.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)
I'm scared shitless of heights.
So am I, but I always try to get a window seat when I fly because I like looking out the window.
Maybe I'm not scared of heights, just falling. Hmm, now that I think about it, Mumsey Dearest was rather clumsy...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (LMcFk)
I remember that. Probably not, but I could be wrong. Probably a lot more jokes in there I would get now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (jLChk)
Classic Elvis. Heartbreak over a lost love.
Who hasn't pined over a lost love at Christmas. Besides, I love doing my Elvis impersonation while singing it.
Uh-huh.. Thankya vurra much
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: redridinghood
I will be forever disappointed he didn't run for Senate.
Via con Dios Sen Rock...
*tear*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)
Thanks. Not all of us can have the pale and easily burned complexion of you germanic bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (jLChk)
Great Rockabilly beat, and I'm just hooked on that high note guitar riff
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)
I forgot to mention that I hold no resentment towards her whatsoever.
Just saying, Infidel. For what it's worth.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
I wish you both much happiness. May you never run out of massage oil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (hyuyC)
We prefer a non-greasy lotion, Salty, but I appreciate the sentiments!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (hECVl)
I saw that this am live. He mentioned he was having Bailey's in his coffee.
Fox tried to walk it back like they pussy whipped cucks they are.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (XZ3Gp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (CDGwz)
I would have never guessed
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at N
snort. thanks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
I mean... I guess strictly speaking, I don't have any pizza rolls. This was always kind of a half-assed commitment. But there's a Meijer, two Krogers, and a Sam's Club within 3 miles. So I could have pizza rolls here by the time anyone shows up.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)
Thanks. Not all of us can have the pale and easily burned complexion of you germanic bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (jLChk)
I'm part Irish too. Not just German. Beer and whisky!
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (XGxYI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (aKsyK)
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
B'Gal and I went to a local steak house yesterday evening to celebrate our 15th anniversary of living in sin. Heard a killer Texas swing version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
Smoking guitar and pedal steel solos. Have no idea who it could've been.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)
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I know, right? Like he has any phuchs to give for this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
everyone sharing their name, a little bit about themselves, what they
want to hope out of the meetup, and their credit card numbers with
expiration dates
Losers. You need to get the three-digit security code from the back side as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (XZ3Gp)
So sorry, votermom.
*hugs*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
I mean... I guess strictly speaking, I don't have any pizza rolls. This was always kind of a half-assed commitment. But there's a Meijer, two Krogers, and a Sam's Club within 3 miles. So I could have pizza rolls here by the time anyone shows up.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:02 P
And of course the only correct answer is Totino's.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)
It doesn't get any tackier than you, so what the hell!
Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)
Pretend you're in the 80s and all the porn is written. Don't forget your sticky sock.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (KP5rU)
This song is as gorgeous as Faith. The Baby of course being Jesus.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)
Who makes those frozen mini egg roll things that are like pizza rolls? Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
I can't speak for Insomniac, but for me, airplanes are different. I'm fine in an enclosed space. I can go on roller coasters with no problem, but I get extremely nervous on high ladders. Perhaps it's not a fear of heights, but a fear of falling.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:06 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)
Your husband working the pedal generator for the computer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)
And I can't tell you how much more enjoyable it is to be happy than wanting to die. I appreciate your appreciation;.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (NMAzL)
Under tornado watch, and power keeps cutting off.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)
Stay safe, Tammy!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (xSo9G)
The secret ingredient is crack!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: hogmartin at N
dude, if you do not want me to come to your house just say so. you don't have to make up some story.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)
Who makes those frozen mini egg roll things that are like pizza rolls? Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
I still can't figure out how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (XGxYI)
No picture of the woman. I guess there are some some elbows too sharp for even for a British tabloid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)
I'm happy you are happy, Miley!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)
As a human being, I thank you deeply for making that choice.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (ykYG2)
If you're starving and broke, Totino's pizzas aren't horrible.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)
Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
I can go on roller coasters with no problem, but I get extremely nervous on high ladders. Perhaps it's not a fear of heights, but a fear of falling.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
It takes a lot of effort to fall from a roller coaster but not from a ladder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:09 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: MAGA at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Wouldn't fit in the trunk, dude. Not with you in there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (8ecsm)
The thing that makes the orangutan story even more horrifying (to the
extent that's even possible) is that there was apparently also a female
human prostitute available, yet many of the customers chose the ape.
Think about the implications of that for a minute.
"Yeah, you're too ugly. I'll take the monkey instead."
That has to work wonders for a girl's self-esteem.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)
As a human being, I thank you deeply for making that choice.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (LMcFk)
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It was and is truly my pleasure. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)
Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at N
has to do with manufacturing process. the individual rolls are harvested from trees, washed, seeded, flash frozen and packaged. the pizzas require them to process the rolls into pizzas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (LL1Be)
Not too many prostitutes with high self-esteem.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (yHofW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (ykYG2)
Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)
But we keep trying them, earnestly believing that the next one will be better. Totino's party pizzas are an allegory for the Sisyphean undertaking of life itself.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (t+qrx)
I wish you much happiness! How cool is this?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)
My ex-GF and I agreed that our default safeword should be "OW! Motherf#*r!"
It was things like this why we stayed together so long.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:13 PM (mUa7G)
So the pizza rolls are basically the sauced bread product equivalent of veal or suckling pig? Baby pizzas before they're full grown?
Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand, maybe one made only from pizza rolls that have been naturally miscarried?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (8ecsm)
so you know my general hqconops is that everyting posted is fair
game. which sometimes requires more self-restraint than I may have.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)
I know you would, Y5. I love that about you.
>>>my biggest complaint would be that I have been waiting for those
lingerie pics you promised way back and I feel a little awkward
continuing to bug you about them [now] that you are dating.
Awkward, yes. Maybe it will make you feel better that I don't own lingerie. I mostly don't wear underwear at home, and fortunately Publius doesn't have a problem with that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (NMAzL)
Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at N
lol & lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)
Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand, maybe one made only from pizza rolls that have been naturally miscarried?
Those come from Planned Parmesan.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (HaL55)
Beats listening to the oh woe is me I'm a widow bullshit.
Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)
GFY, asswipe.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
It's hard to believe, but I've heard of nothing more serious than minor injuries, and one house fire apparently caused by a gas leak or something of that nature.
Yeah, some the roads are majorly fucked up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (8ecsm)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
And in this instance, for once, they used them in the right way, to bail out of an unserviceable airplane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (fDU8w)
Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)
But we keep trying them, earnestly believing that the next one will be better. Totino's party pizzas are an allegory for the Sisyphean undertaking of life itself.
Posted by: hogmartin
I can't believe I'm the only one here who's been party pizza drunk and/or high.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N
works for me. you know I am a big fan of the "less is more" theory.
you have my email.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
If you're starving and broke, Totino's pizzas aren't horrible.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)
If you're starving and broke, you'll save money - and eat better - by making your own pizza from scratch.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)
I Believe in Father Christmas
Greg Lake wrote a beautiful melody with lyrics that remind us that this is actually a holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus
Lake on the acoustic guitar alone made this great, add in Keith Emerson's riff from Sergei Prokofiev's 1934 suite and it's just a great song
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
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Best I remember, originally written as a protest song People didn't take it that way and Greg went along w/ it.
Wonderful song, play it throughout the year.
Posted by: dDan at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (hwYmz)
Yeah, but you can't judge culinary quality based on what you eat while drunk or high.
I mean, I've been known to eat pork rinds while in that state.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (8ecsm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)
That's a fairly tender thing for a guy to do. But I don't get that wasted.
PLUS I passed the b.p. test, so yay!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (NMAzL)
*hugs*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (t+qrx)
thanks
but do we open her gifts or send them back?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (XZ3Gp)
every guy thinks that until he has to wash the chunks of puke out of your hair after you passed out.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Is that why Joe Biden has his nose in there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (aKsyK)
Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)
I had this discussion earlier, about the frozen miniature won-tons.
I argued that they were more properly referred to as "won-tinies"
However, I was unable to carry my point and lost the debate
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (mUa7G)
Schlichter is right about all the bio labs there, though.
Posted by: The Siberians at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (I2/tG)
works for me. you know I am a big fan of the "less is more" theory.
you have my email.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
six of that a while back going for $9. NINE DOLLARS! Back in the day, I
used to pay less than that ($7.99, at the liquor store at the corner of
Jamestown and Coastal Hwy in OC, Md.) for a CASE of PBR! And Natty Boh was even cheaper! SMDH. I'm getting old, man.--------------------
Old? I drank PBR in collage for $1.89 a six pack in the mid 1960's. Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: THAT GUY at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (208R5)
I mean, I've been known to eat pork rinds while in that state.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
You pair wine with meals, right? Why not pair cheap Canadian whiskey with dollar store cuisine?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:20 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (5RXy6)
I doubt that you are.
But they're still not very good at all. Anywhere that sells party pizzas will have Superpretzels. A box of those and a cup of hot nacho cheese from the dispenser, and you're set.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Being in an airplane is not the same as being on the roof of a high building or out on a precipice. You lack the sight line to the ground that gives the illusion of falling.
I enjoy riding in small planes and helicopters, even with the doors off. Do not like being on the roof of a tall building. Didn't mind going up an oil derrick, because, safety harness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CLcKT)
LOL! We've already decided that we MUST have a ficus.As it is, if I come across pics of hotties that he might enjoy (like the tennis player with basketball boobs), I send them along to him. Why would I be jealous? They're pixels.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (NMAzL)
Making completely from scratch is best, but not a good option when you're hungry RIGHT NOW.
Boboli crusts can help a lot. Pour on some spaghetti sauce from a jar, throw on whatever meat and cheese you have, and you're good to go.
And no, I don't want to know what they put in those crusts to give them such a long shelf life.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:22 PM (8ecsm)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (XZ3Gp)
An interesting ethical question.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (t+qrx)
- Never let your man do it to himself
- Never spill a drop of semen
- consent is always affirmative
- share your girlfriends
- 1000 deep squats a day and zero carbs
- keep your Ben wa balls in during the daytime
Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (A9I+K)
Posted by:Ladyl
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I didn't even do anything! This time. Honest!
On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.
It was a damn cow. Seriously.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)
Or 27 minutes of the Tachibana Senior High School band?
https://youtu.be/ZVJ3Ho83Ksg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (HIbcx)
======
THIS++++++
AnnaPuma!!!
All hail the Orange Devils!!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (tj1pY)
guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM
Ah, yes... Ye Ol' Oh-Dear-I've-Fortgotten-To-Put-On-My-Knickers trick... The lovely and long-suffering Mrs RnB pulled that on me once!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (NMAzL)
Don't matter where he reads the menu, long as he comes home to eat, amirite?!
I quite often pass along kbdabear's good works to Thor. He can't believe I come to such a den of iniquity, but he never complains!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (/E4k7)
On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.
It was a damn cow. Seriously.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)
A dead cow? Seriously?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: THAT GUY at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (208R5)
OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. I'm yawning so much my eyes are watering now.
Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at N
well sure that had lots to do with it but you are also hot.
you should get my email from miley.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (8ecsm)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (PF4TZ)
On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.
It was a damn cow. Seriously.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)
It was intentional, believe me.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N
agreed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)
It was intentional, believe me.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Oops wrong comment.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
screwing, when they get divorced / break up, if they do, who gets the
blog? do they have to change their nic so their ex does not know who
they are?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
From what I've heard, people move on and share the blog.
I'm not concerned about Publius. He'll never escape.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (KP5rU)
From what I've heard, people move on and share the blog.
I'm not concerned about Publius. He'll never escape.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)
Is that a threat or a promise?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:30 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: rickl at November 30
Me too, and I couldnt be more grateful to my birth mom for giving me an opportunity for such a great life.
Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2018 11:30 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Oops wrong comment.
Posted by: Ladyl
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YOU killed the cow without underwear?
I'm getting confused but so far this story intrigues me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:32 PM (c1nDO)
I'm getting confused but so far this story intrigues me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM)
I don't want to hear about the woman who killed the cow with underwear!
Or even the woman who killed the cow using underwear, either!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Does that mean you won't fly in airplanes either?
I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)
Flying doesn't bother me. Being up high out in the open freaks me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 11:35 PM (oBghv)
you have my email.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Yes, I do! Alas, my hard drive crashed so all of those shots are gone now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NMAzL)
Gonna watch me some Rifftrax.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (i/Chz)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)
I wouldn't mind seeing the mountains. Florida, while I am happy living here, has very boring terrain.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
If there were some way to combine cave-diving with millipedes . . .
*shudder*
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (fDU8w)
Yeah, and having the harness vs. having the harness and keeping tension on it is night and day. There's something reassuring about having that point of support, even if it's not any more or less safe than having the line fastened but not putting any weight on it.
The worst is when you're just hanging on through your own grip, with no lower body support or harness or anything. There's a picture floating around of me hanging on to a horizontal pole with big doofy wide eyes and my toes all splayed in panic. You may have seen it, it was used for a popular inspirational poster in the 1970s.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
so that glass walkway over the Grand Canyon is right out?
me, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (fDU8w)
The Jacquie Lawson Advent calendar is especially awesome this year! It's set in Edinburgh, and the music is gorgeous, and the pre-Advent puzzles and such are darling.
Highly recommend, so much entertainment and it's cheap as chips!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (/E4k7)
Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant
with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! A friend once told me (after about 4 drinks) that once she and her then fiance went to a wedding reception and since all the panties she tried on under her dress showed panty lines she didn't wear any. She offhandedly mentioned that to her guy as they arrived at the reception - and they didn't make it back to either his or her place that night. The drive was too long for him. They stopped at a hotel on the way home. She was afraid he'd drive into a tree....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant
with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! A friend once told me (after about 4 drinks) that once she and her then fiance went to a wedding reception and since all the panties she tried on under her dress showed panty lines she didn't wear any. She offhandedly mentioned that to her guy as they arrived at the reception - and they didn't make it back to either his or her place that night. The drive was too long for him. They stopped at a hotel on the way home. She was afraid he'd drive into a tree....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Yep!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
And then you picked a fight with him over dessert, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (0bu2O)
This would be typical Horde.
Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 11:39 PM (oBghv)
And then you picked a fight with him over dessert, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)
Darlin--we didn't make it to dessert.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----
Clearly not. However, this is what happens when momma cow tells younger cow you can do anything and, you can be anything you want to be. Bossy the younger believed it and tried to jump over the moon.
Splat.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (9rIkM)
Imagine having to help the millipede put on all those flippers before a dive.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (NMAzL)
You can just leave my corpse. No transport necessary.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (jLChk)
Antenna breaking loose, mast, destroyer, storm...
Some assembly required... literally.
I'm very careful about heights, although I will do them.
Posted by: Don Q at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NgKpN)
*shudder*
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (mUa7G)
Wall diving combines being underwater with being suspended over a vertical drop of a couple hundred feet into black. I'm not terribly afraid of heights and not at all of water, but wall diving does freak my shit out quite a bit.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (t+qrx)
I quite often pass along kbdabear's good works to Thor. He can't
believe I come to such a den of iniquity, but he never complains!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (/E4k7)
Oh baby, so right!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
so that glass walkway over the Grand Canyon is right out?
me, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (fDU8w)
No. Fucking. Way.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Beg to differ - betcha he thought he did!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (9rIkM)
Beg to differ - betcha he thought he did!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (9rIkM)
...smiles demurely...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
A statement
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (NMAzL)
Moar better.
Prayers for all out troops away from home and those here.
Bless the all.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)
It sucks!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
A lot of sexy talk going on here tonight. How about some Bad Sex literary awards?
https://tinyurl.com/ycrpvvq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Damn, that sucks.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)
Spokane's open, too, if you're looking to get away.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Sorry to hear that, Farmer! Prayers on the way.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:47 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
They make it look so easy on TV...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (NMAzL)
Sorry. I sometimes just get weirdly categorical!
Posted by: Dianna at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (4tG7v)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (NhgkA)
Appears that Bush Sr has passed (Age 94).
Baruch Dayan HaEmet.
May his memory be for a blessing.
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)
https://tinyurl.com/ycrpvvq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (oGNNA)
Well how bad could they be? I'll just read some of-
"Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey."
*stands up*
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)
It sucks!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (ZfRYq)
I know! For our sci-fi action movie let's cast a guy that looks like he's just finished a 3 week heroin bender as our leading man!
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (XGxYI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Bad news, Farmer. I hope his family can gather around him and give support.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (yeIiP)
Rest eternal grant unto him oh Lord
And may Thy light perpetual shine upon him.
Amen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (5RXy6)
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx)
Was that from one of Stacy Abrams' books, by any chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (f8dwL)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)
*stands up*
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx
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LOLOL, that's why it's called hot, I guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (oGNNA)
Rest eternal grant unto him oh Lord
And may Thy light perpetual shine upon him.
Amen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (5RXy6)
Condolences to his family and friends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:55 PM (fDU8w)
*stands up*
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx
====
Then there's some even worse sex:
Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin in Walmart
https://tinyurl.com/y7sarb53
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:55 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)
According to the article, it's from "Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp" by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.
I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx
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I could go on and on. But enough about my sex life...
Posted by: Ted Stryker at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (NhgkA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (oGNNA)
that looks like he's just finished a 3 week heroin bender as our
leading man!
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (XGxYI)
The protagonists look like they're 16 years old. I laughed out loud when the girl says "We're the bets agents!". Yeah that movie was garbage I tapped out at the burlesque scene.
Posted by: TheWisestHuman at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (vtd+q)
Baruch Dayan HaEmet.
May his memory be for a blessing.
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)
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He has gone home to be with Barbara. RIP, GWHB. Godspeed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Hansclapp at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)
According to the article, it's from "Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp" by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.
I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)
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Sure wasn't Major Boner
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (NhgkA)
I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)
Those are some almost comically British names. I am not sure this is on the up and up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)
I wouldn't doubt this for a moment. I bet they fukkin' shredded, too.
I kind of want an original VR t-shirt now.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (t+qrx)
That's why I love The Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5RXy6)
This is horseshit.
It's not like he just walked in and got the job because his wife was friends with Himmler.
He had never been appointed to an intelligence position before.
But, during the Twenties, when nothing was official yet, he had studied at Canaris' knee as the latter organized the Freikorps, and rooted out spies in the Navy.
Later Heydrich's dick got him in trouble and he got kicked out of the Navy.
When he came to the Nazis looking for intelligence work, Canaris (now head of Abwehr) endorsed him, which is ironic in that they'd later become mortal enemies.
But to say that Heydrich had no previous experience is blatantly wrong, Canaris could've and would've told you so at the time, and this is a glaring oversight by the "historians" who made this dumb show.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:59 PM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (jLChk)
Well they wouldn't lie about it, right? Wouldn't they get in trouble, conduct unbecoming and all that?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Extremely relieved to hear from anyone in Alaska. My mother grew up there, and my grandmother was there in 1968 - so I've been worried. Especially since the media seems to be ignoring it firmly.
Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (4tG7v)
That's why I love The Horde.
Berserker left Vaginal Ratchet when they cut their forst single and formed a new band called Ginch Wrench.
Ginch Wrench, who later changed their name to Poison went on to have great commercial success.
...and, now you know.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (yeIiP)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)
As a sitting POTUS, will PDT be invited to speak?
Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (OeWgo)
Fuck that. He'll be just as dead tomorrow.
And the Saturday shows suck.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (yeIiP)
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)
Trump could wear a John McCain mask.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (fDU8w)
If you want a @moronhorde.com address, just send me an email: Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com
The moronhorde.com email service is not associated with, affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by AoSHQ. We're not even sure if we're really tolerated by AoSHQ.
We do think Ace is pretty cool. So he's got that goin' for him. Which is nice.
End once a month promotional bullshit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: buzzsaw90
Pvt. Parts says yes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:59 PM (5RXy6)
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is someone asking for Corporal Punishment?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:05 AM (NhgkA)
That's why I love The Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5RXy6)
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does that come in metric?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (NhgkA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (xPl2J)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (c1nDO)
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Hey there!!!
We're still kicking. We took the old man out for his birthday last night and it was really fun. We were supposed to go bowling tonight but I had to work late
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (WCKBV)
Last night I went through a whole box of chocolate-covered cherries.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (P+CG3)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (CLcKT)
Oh, that would be...
Nope, not gonna say it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)
6 Presidents (including the deceased) in one place is kind of hard to imagine.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (pkeCj)
only $49.95
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (5RXy6)
Baruch Dayan HaEmet.
May his memory be for a blessing.
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)
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He has gone home to be with Barbara. RIP, GWHB. Godspeed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Oh, indeed - may his memory be a blessing.
Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (4tG7v)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: Dante at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (yeIiP)
***
That movie made literally no sense.
Hey there is a rebellion....presumably agaisnt the free and open democratic society of the galaxy.
And in a fight the rebels almost won the government fleet destroys the rebels over a planet that might have life on it...accidentally killing the civilians when the rebel fleet remnants fall on them. Because letting the rebels kill the loyalists instead - and equally killing the civilians below...is totally a reasonable option.
And...this is enough to destroy the career of the winning admiral to such an extent that he'll just go around murdering people for it. Which also is totally something admirals can get away with on a regular basis.
Sure...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:12 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (miE9U)
Well they wouldn't lie about it, right? Wouldn't they get in trouble, conduct unbecoming and all that?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (t+qrx
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According to Amazon, it's "Historically accurate, morally questionable and absolutely true, SCOUNDRELS is one part Flashman to two parts Mordecai Trilogy stirred vigorously and dashed in the face of Ian Fleming. It will leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth, and horribly hungover."
So it's fully as trustworthy as CNN.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (oGNNA)
My Dad's cousin Lloyd was a good guy. Be well all, I need some sleep now.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2018 12:14 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
You could easily get laid by a single ette or lurking ette if you tried to flirt and have fun with one for a minute. Just Sayin....
Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:15 AM (A9I+K)
He was the first person I ever voted for in a Presidential election.
He was a Naval war hero.
He was a globalist along with others in the Bush family. His vote for a woman who would have put leftists on the Supreme Court was incredibly petty.
So I have a mixed opinion about his legacy, but I do wish him peace.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:16 AM (AZD0r)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:16 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Mark1971
Yep. The ole 'Strange New Respect' treatment. The media are scumbags. Bush lived a long time. He came across as a decent man (similar to Gerald Ford).
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (yHofW)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum)
Me neither, but "One death is a tragedy..." and all that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (5RXy6)
I'm glad that Kennedys are gone. I'm glad the Bushes are fading away. Good riddance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IssOg)
Posted by: JEB! at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (ddqsm)
Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (A9I+K)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Crazy busy - I got promoted in 2011, stopped hanging out too much.
Sold the house in California and we're moving to Georgia in mid-December.
No, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm opening a consulting business to save nonprofit world from fuzzy thinking, buzzwords, and poorly expressed mission statements. I hope people actually want to hear what I have to say!
Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (4tG7v)
Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (e7oj4)
So it's fully as trustworthy as CNN.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (oGNNA)
I... I don't know what any of that means. Except the part about Ian Fleming.
Condolences on your AMZN "you might like this book" recommendations btw. The only way to get away from those is to make a clean break and start a new life in another state under the assumed name of a dead stranger. It's unnervingly easier than it sounds.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (CnulY)
And RIP ghwb,
Too bad you took the picture with every president but President Trump, my God he is under attack like no other president I HAVE EVER SEEN
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:21 AM (ddqsm)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:21 AM (y7DUB)
Sounds to me like you've made excellent use of your time away!
Congratulations on ALL counts, and best of luck to you in your newest endeavour. I doubt you'll need any luck at all, but I'll wish it for you anyway!
Really great to "see" you again!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: ChasAtlas at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (atbyN)
In so doing, it is NOT at all difficult to recognize, respect and salute the epic life and career of George Herbert Walker Bush.
I think we're all pretty well versed in the resume.
But I've stood on the wing root of a Grumman Avenger, looked into the pilot's cockpit, the rear gunner's cockpit and from beneath, up into the radioman's belly bay and lower gun mount position.
That is a BEAST of an airplane. Huge.
GWHB was piloting that thing in combat, 'round about being 19 or 20 years old. From the decks of rather small Escort Carriers. Mere postage stamps of a runway, bobbing over the waves.
Then, his oilfield experience was a no B.S. accomplishment, by any measure. That wasn't handed to him on a platter.
Really, damn few of his accomplishments were. I think perhaps Pappy Bush helped get GHWB appointed to the Academy, but that's about it.
Pity that he steadily edged over into the Globalist lane...but really, that WAS the way of the '70s, and overwhelmingly so.
Had the GHWB truly taken on and worn and OWNED the Reagan Mantle, and carried on that vision, we would live in a different, freer and better world today.
I will always acknowledge and respect his early accomplishments. And even his patriotism, however misguided his international corporatism & globalism.
And this, without reservation. He was a great man, great husband, great father, great as a grandfather.
Would that he had sired a generation of Reagans vs. a generation of Jeb.
I will salute that flag at half mast. He most certainly deserves that much respect, and more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
Condolences on your AMZN "you might like this book" recommendations btw.
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It never happened until I started hanging out here.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oGNNA)
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They'd already more or less put him into that category.
Though it will be amusing if in the future one of his relatives gets the presidential nomination and he once again becomes a public enemy.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:24 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (4tG7v)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (CLcKT)
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They'd already more or less put him into that category.
Though it will be amusing if in the future one of his relatives gets the presidential nomination and he once again becomes a public enemy.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oE1+m)
They're probably a generation or two from running as democrats. So once that happens he'll be praised.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (XGxYI)
Good people I love died at 36 and 30 respectively
Not shedding a fucking tear
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (WCKBV)
I'm glad that Kennedys are gone.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IssOg
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We're still working on that. Unfortunately, the good people of Massachusetts are working even harder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (CLcKT)
I've half jokingly said that I expect Carter to outlive Obama based on their lifestyle choices.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:27 AM (XGxYI)
Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:15 AM (A9I+K)
Skills in which I am sorely lacking.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Luckily for us, the people of Massachusetts are working against The Liquor.
And The Liquor is bigger than all of us.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (5RXy6)
The media love Republicans who politely get their asses kicked by Democrats. The sort of dignity that comes with groveling before cultural Marxists is something that the press readily pay glowing tribute to.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (AZD0r)
RIP, Mr.Bush.
Time for the old folk.
Keep in mind how blessed we are to live in this unique country, even during the current circumstances.
We've endured and persevered through similar trials throughout our history because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.
I believe this with no reservation whatsoever. We will prevail, no matter the cost.
So because we're Americans, that head is held HIGH and PROUD.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: iongrampa at December 01, 2018 12:29 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (pkeCj)
They Love the traitors
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (WCKBV)
Would that he had sired a generation of Reagans vs. a generation of Jeb.
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Why did Reagan ever pick him? That duo gives me an uncomfortable presentiment of one-term President Mike Pence. First as tragedy, then as... tragedy again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (/E4k7)
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i'm starving here
Posted by: The Toomah at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NhgkA)
We're still working on that. Unfortunately, the good people of Massachusetts are working even harder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (oGNNA)
....
For all intents and purposes.
I'm sure we'll still have some third cousin, 1/8th Latina Bush grand neice four times removed to deal with in some Florida or Texas HOR seat in the future, but the days of those bastards steering the ship are over.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (IssOg)
I started wondering if Jimmy-Earl had him bumped off.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (mUa7G)
You checked out before I made my knife recommendation on last night's ONT. The Kershaw Chill. Highly recommended. Check it out: https://tinyurl.com/ycmyyffp
Posted by: Average Guy at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (LMcFk)
So far it's just been a thunderstorms, but I always get a little nervous when it starts getting hotter at night instead of cooling off.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (AZD0r)
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and the ones who stop breathing
Posted by: The Toomah at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)
Why did Reagan ever pick him? That duo gives me an uncomfortable presentiment of one-term President Mike Pence. First as tragedy, then as... tragedy again.
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Politics. Bush was also running for the nomination, and based on what I've heard from someone who claimed to be there (though didn't give me any details), there were political considerations involved in choosing Bush as the VP.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:27 AM (XGxYI)<<<
Well, Wookiees will tear your arms off, so SCOAMF is always just one wrong move away.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (ddqsm)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)
Posted by: Rex B at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (8lMZ7)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)
Surveillance cameras were rolling when a pair of bold beavers barged into the Cumberland Farms store in Fitchburg, Massachusetts Tuesday. The critters wandered and waddled through the automatic doors before strolling through an aisle next to the cashier.
The beaver bond quickly came to an end when one of the "shoppers" realized he was an unwanted guest and bolted for the door, leaving his fellow beaver behind.
Eventually, the second beaver waddled his way out the door and back into the wild.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (aKsyK)
Good night sir.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (5RXy6)
LOL! I believe the Baptists prayed you the hell away!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:33 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:33 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:34 AM (jLChk)
the days of those bastards steering the ship are over.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (IssOg)
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Keep clinging. You do know that the good Republicans of Texas have kindly ushered George P. Bush into political office? He's on his second term as Land Commissioner. Look out for his run for governor. Unless they draft Meghan McCain for that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:35 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (aKsyK)
At least all those windmills will keep them cool.
Posted by: Linda van Schoonhoven at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (/E4k7)
So Bush-41 will be voting for Hillary in 2020 I suppose.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA
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I have some work open in another tab and you keep doing this. Now I've poured myself a drink and put protective plastic over my monitor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (oGNNA)
Lumber Liquidators is recalling a 5-gallon bucket due to the drowning hazard it poses.
A child could fall into the buckets and drown according to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission.
The issue is the buckets do not have the required cautionary label warning of the drowning risk posed to young children. They were sold for about $3 at Lumber Liquidators stores nationwide and online between June and August of this year.
No injuries have been reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)
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It's not a binary choice, just to be clear here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (+pOTV)
I should clarify... I did not read the story, the title was upsetting enough.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (/E4k7
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Same here. I wish I hadn't seen it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (oGNNA)
of Texas have kindly ushered George P. Bush into political office? He's
on his second term as Land Commissioner. Look out for his run for
governor. Unless they draft Meghan McCain for that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:35 AM (oGNNA)<<<
The only thing Mega Mac will be drafting is a plow.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (ddqsm)
but I believe that the Elder Bush was the Father of the Deep State.
Yes, he was heroic in WW2, and then joined the spooks as head of the CIA.
I was in the military when he was President. Reagan was all about rebuilding the military that was, Bush was all about making the Military Corporate.
Trying to 'civilize' the Military. Things like pushing Total Quality Leadership (TQM) on us... and the beginning of the limiting of Traditions like Drinking Dolphins, or Shellback... he was the first who took away our 'Swagger'.... IMO.
An effort that has sadly continued to this day.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)
But it's on their Bucket List.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)
George Romney, father of Willard, still opposed Reagan so being a backstabbing cocksucker is bred in the bone of Mitt.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (/E4k7)
......
One of my favorite state senators got bounced from office after positing in a radio show that HIV owed its origins to perverted fag men f*cking monkeys in Africa and contracting the similar virus in monkeys before bringing back to the states.
He was excoriated by the media that insisted that perverts did not f*ck monkeys, that it was probably some dude that ate monkey meat. But the truth is, they do bang monkeys.
And Arabs do bang goats and sheep.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:42 AM (IssOg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)
But it's on their Bucket List.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)<<<
This pails to a Muldoon pun.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (ddqsm)
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No one individual is the originator of the Deep State. The Deep State is what you get when a bureaucracy has been entrenched for too long.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: Average Guy at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (LMcFk)
Thanks! All the reviewers say that it's pretty durable, which is one of the things I've been looking for in a pocketknife. I'm definitely going to consider buying this, once I see how it stacks up to the other knives recommended last night (and to see if it's CA legal).
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (pkeCj)
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Let he who has not boinked a baboon, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)
No injuries have been reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)
As if the label will prevent kids from drowning in one. Wouldn't the bucket normally topple over if a kid went into one head first?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)
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Yep. This.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Notorious RBG at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (3MG/9)
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Let he who has not boinked a baboon, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)
*casts first stone*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
But I have said a prayer for him
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Ol' George and hid cabal fucked over Goldwater too. This cuck bullshit goes back farther than we want to admit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (5RXy6)
*casts first stone*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
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Smartass
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (+pOTV)
Posted by: St Peter at December 01, 2018 12:46 AM (8lMZ7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)
At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Ericaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (t+qrx)
unbelievable.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (IssOg)
I cannot help but wonder if when Billy Jeff passes on that they will not use a picture from his '92 presidential campaign instead of his current Night of the Living Dead incarnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (jLChk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (oGNNA)
Seriously, really really upsetting...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)
Maybe the labels are very heavy.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (t+qrx)
*casts first stone*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
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Smartass
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (+pOTV)
Well, yeah. It's one of my defining characteristics.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:49 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (Pg+x7)
But I imagine that the rank and file democrats on Twitter are spewing some really nasty vile shot right now.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (XGxYI)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (RuIsu)
He didn't go to the Naval Academy. Straight into Navy aviation out of high school.
Unless you mean Phillips Academy?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (8ecsm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM
.....
Wait til the syphilis starts to eat away at his brain.
It ain't gonna be pretty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (IssOg)
unbelievable.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7)
You don't think you could believe it... I was on a Destroyer in the Gulf, who had just UnRepd with more ammunition to go do shore fire support.
Solid movement orders... then.... stop... never mind... /facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (XGxYI)
Of course they are, this is one of their favorite allowed activities to show how enlightened and compassionate they are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (jLChk)
Posted by: RIP 41 at December 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8xtON)
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I'm patient.
*peels another banana*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:52 AM (+pOTV)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (NgKpN)
Yeah, H.W was CinC for most of my time in service (enlisted when Ronaldus Magnus was CinC)
People blame B. Clinton for the destruction of the US military, but the plans were developed under G.H.W. Bush. Peace Dividend was HIS idea. The GOPe developed that crap. The Dems were all to happy to go along.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (l7Kbv)
I cannot help but wonder if when Billy Jeff passes on that they will not use a picture from his '92 presidential campaign instead of his current Night of the Living Dead incarnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (jLChk)
Why wonder. You know what the answer to that is.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (XGxYI)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (Pg+x7)
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And his son did take down Saddam Hussein, and things still aren't rosy over there. Quite bluntly, I don't think there was ever a good option. The third choice that sometimes gets mentioned here - get in, kill Hussein, and get out - likely would have just left a power vacuum that one of the jihadi groups would have taken advantage of (much as ISIS did later on).
There were some movements by Iraqis to rise up against Hussein after Desert Storm. But the Coalition had allowed the Iraqis to fly helicopters - ostensibly for relief purposes - and these were used to put down any signs of trouble.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (oE1+m)
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No one individual is the originator of the Deep State. The Deep State is what you get when a bureaucracy has been entrenched for too long.
Posted by: junior
Yep. This is important to understand. I've worked deep within the Federal Leviathan for over 20 years. There is no one individual or even a group running the Deep State. It is an organism that simply moves and acts in the same direction.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (yHofW)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Ol' George and hid cabal fucked over Goldwater too. This cuck bullshit goes back farther than we want to admit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (5RXy6)
I erred; it was Goldwater I was thinking of, who Romney joined with Rockefeller and Scranton in opposing.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:54 AM (y7DUB)
wow. so you were prepared to go to baghdad?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
To look for "I dream of Jeanie's" naughty sister.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:54 AM (aKsyK)
BillyJeff has looked like death warmed over for several years now... I can easily imagine him going belly up before Jimmuh...
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And yet they're trying to make it to 2020 -- and presumably, beyond! Meanwhile, he's so dried up on meds or whatever that he can't pronounce the soft "g" in "homogenous."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuaaZHjnQS4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:56 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2018 12:57 AM (PF4TZ)
Posted by: Arkancide at December 01, 2018 12:57 AM (8xtON)
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Did you find her? And did she have a second sister?
Asking for a friend...
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:58 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: Rex B at December 01, 2018 12:58 AM (8lMZ7)
wow. so you were prepared to go to baghdad?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (Pg+x7)
Would have been tough on a Destroyer... but I know the Ground Pounders I have talked to over the years were ready.
Truthfully we were more concerned about Iranian Silkworm sites, than anything the Iraqis had left.
When we allowed the Republican Guard to survive, we destroyed any uprising that would happen inside of Iraq.... an uprising we had promised to support.
An uprising that the rest of the middle east KNOW we abandoned.... it set American Credibility back 30 years IMO...
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (NgKpN)
They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (RuIsu)
That is what my sweet sister just texted me, shes the good sister, I'm the one who doesn't forget
And frankly I am beyond pissed how they treat my President Trump
Sorry that I ran the rinos off
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)
.....
They are quite a bit rapey with the ladies and the children.
Makes them good breeders, they can water down a culture within 20 years.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (IssOg)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (pkeCj)
There are four pressure taps on the passenger side of the transmission case. At idle in neutral or park, they should all read from 0 to 5 psi (except 0 to 9 psi) is acceptable on the EPC port. If any of the clutch ports have more than that, there is hydraulic pressure leaking internally somehow. If they are all within spec, it means that one of the clutches is assembled improperly, and is dragging although unpressurized.
So I reassembled and reinstalled the valve body today. Tomorrow I will refill the transmission with fluid, and do the pressure checks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (fDU8w)
Go upthread a bit... you were mentioned in a funny comment!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (/E4k7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (5RXy6)
They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)
They only respect Strength IMO. If you are strong and honorable? they will treat you as such.
If you are strong and a Barbarian? They will go there too.
But if you show weakness? no resolve? you will be treated worse than they treat their women.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN)
I am following this with so much interest, even though I have not one clue about how it all works.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:04 AM (/E4k7)
So many stories end that way. Many involving midgets, llamas, and gimp suits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:05 AM (0bu2O)
could he be so blind? did he not know what the baathist party was? what kind of brutal police state saddam ran?
unbelievable.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7
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His whole stupid crew. No one in that administration had a clue? I wasn't all that politically aware at the time and I don't know who they were.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:05 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (/E4k7)
I'm completwly toasted at the moment, went to a toys for tots shindig. How far up?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (9Om/r)
my question was really asking if the armed forces were preparing or expecting to go to baghdad.
bush's fall back position was that the u.n. resolutions didn't authorize it. that was the problem with asking that organization for permission.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2018 01:07 AM (uPRNp)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)
Describes pretty much every savage in history. But calling them savage is now a hate crime.
Today is a repeat of a very narrow slice of human history that happens just before a massive war. "Enlightened" people try to tell us that we are wrong and those who want us dead must be 'understood', and if we don't try to accept that we are not civilized.
And millions die before those who tell us that get it.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:07 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:08 AM (aKsyK)
up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I
wonder what's keeping this one up?
Maybe he's listening to Metalachi?
https://youtu.be/2lmNHBd_mf8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (0bu2O)
They are not going to take my Joy
And I will always be a CONSERVATIVE
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (WCKBV)
They only respect Strength IMO. If you are strong and honorable? they will treat you as such.
If you are strong and a Barbarian? They will go there too.
But if you show weakness? no resolve? you will be treated worse than they treat their women.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN
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Is any other moronette kind of . . . attracted to MBS? There, I've said it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (/E4k7)
54m
Statement by President George W. Bush on the death of his father, President George H.W. Bush
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (7TCRf)
my question was really asking if the armed forces were preparing or expecting to go to baghdad.
bush's fall back position was that the u.n. resolutions didn't authorize it. that was the problem with asking that organization for permission.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (Pg+x7)
Yes, Schwartzkopf was all ready to go all the way.
Plans and logistics were in place.
In fact, from the beginning, when we were going to invade from both North and South (until Turkey would not allow us to invade from there) it was clear we were going all the way.
And it would have been easy. Iraqi armed forces were done.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (IssOg)
I can see that, although I would say that honor takes a backseat to revenge.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (/E4k7)
had we done so it still would have been a mess, but at least it was before the world jihad had begun and there would have been a chance for some kind of functioning state to take root. (of course, iraq having a history of only brutal dictatorships for at least 500 years, odds weren't;'t good for a stable representative govt. in any case.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Uoul+)
Posted by: Surfperch
In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (NgKpN)
We had a clear path to Baghdad. We had NO combat formations worth a damn between us and there.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (l7Kbv)
I lit my house up like griswold, its Merry Christmas at my place, hubby and I have a ton of Christmas lights
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Hahaha, you should see what I did to my grandma's house -- sober. It was daylight, how was I to know? I just kept looping lights around this bush, that big stone, up this trunk, on and on until I'd used up all of her lights, then all of mine. Attached a timer, set it for 5:00 and -- HOLY ELECTRICITY BILL, BATMAN. If the neighbors across the street don't complain, I'll be amazed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (oGNNA)
least 500 years, odds weren't;'t good for a stable representative govt.
in any case.)
Maybe not, but we would have had at least a Status Of Forces Agreement in place and not abandoned those people to their fates.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Arkancide at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
That's because representative government I based on Western values and middle easterners aren't Westerners.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (5RXy6)
Posted by: tankdemon
Bush was dead: too begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.......Bush was as dead as a door nail.
I could go on but I haven't read Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' in a very long time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (yHofW)
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/12/01/former-
president-george-h-w-bush-has-died-at-94/
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (xPNLF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)
God I had forgotten about those. Heard 'em in Lynwood and Long Beach. My God, such a racket. Kind of charming, all things considered, but noisy af.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (/E4k7)
The parrot finally stopped.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj
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Okay. We won't ask any questions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:16 AM (oGNNA)
I could go on but I haven't read Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' in a very long time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (yHofW
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Capital! Another literary enthusiast.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oGNNA)
In fact, from the beginning, when we were going to invade from both North and South (until Turkey would not allow us to invade from there) it was clear we were going all the way.
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?
Turkey's intransigence was during the Second Gulf War, not the first one.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj)
...bass solo?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)
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you misspelled "escaped"
#HTH!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (xPNLF)
I can see that, although I would say that honor takes a backseat to revenge.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (/E4k7)
True, they hold onto their fueds like the Picts and such did... or the Danes... or the Normans... or...
The key is to be powerful enough that they cannot act on that revenge... and they WON'T as long as you are an very powerful honorable enemy.
Problem is that its THEIR concept of strong... not ours... and their concept of strong is much more savage than our modern western civilian philosophy allows.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: what ever hap'nd to at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (7TCRf)
just terrible. tragic. and as don q (i think) pointed out, set back american credibility for 30 years.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)
Indeed he is!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (/E4k7)
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I live here, and *I* constantly forget about them. They tend to stay up in the trees, so I've never seen them up close.
Now the huge murders of crows, on the other hand...
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (yHofW)
Basically they're a bunch of damn hillbillies!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:21 AM (/E4k7)
G.H.W. Bush left the Kurds to die. Shit happened at
that time that I hope get declassified in time, but thousands died
because his CIA devoted ass let them. He is rotting in hell because of
it.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (l7Kbv
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Didn't I hear somewhere that he was also officially oblivious to reports of Iraq using WMD against Iran when he was the CIA director? Central Ignorance Agency...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (oGNNA)
will show case.....
you guys' (plural)
are much better than I at this.
"Is there gas in the car?!"
Posted by: what ever hap'nd to at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: Surfperch
In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)
They're here in NorCal too. A whole flock has landed in the tree in my back yard a couple times in the wee hours of the morning, needless to say, they turned my morning into a living Hell.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (WCKBV)
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)
Negative. 4th ID was supposed to go in from Turkey in round one with Saddam. Had G.H.W.B had the proper stones the Kurds would have been protected (and a certain incident involving US casualties would not have happened).
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (l7Kbv)
I think I'll call it a night myself. Storms seem to be (hopefully) petering out.
Good night, all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (/E4k7)
Meh. I only read it once about 30 years ago. Watched
several variations of it on TV over the years though. Always preferred
the one with George C Scott. Because,,,,well,,,,George C Scott.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (yHofW
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Well, you remembered a very Dickensian phrase.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)
Do you not own a shotgun?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (NXsWM)
TRUE FACT : Vaginal Ratchet was Berserker's first band.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)
I wouldn't doubt this for a moment. I bet they fukkin' shredded, too.
I kind of want an original VR t-shirt now.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (t+qrx)
Berserker left Vaginal Ratchet when they cut their forst single and formed a new band called Ginch Wrench.
Ginch Wrench, who later changed their name to Poison went on to have great commercial success.
...and, now you know.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (yeIiP)
I'm so drunk that this is actually amusing. lol
But no. I'm a speed metal/power metal/ viking metal guitar player. Poison were fcuking homos. You know the funny thing. The one dude at Fen's moron meetup actually knew why my nic is berserker. A frigging dude from delaware nailed it. he knew, he took one look and said you are berserker. and he knew berserker most likely meant scandi metal. He needs to take a bow. For years nobody got it, but he nailed it. Shit i'm drunk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Surfperch
Pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (5RXy6)
I wish, he'll probably be back tomorrow with a half-dozen of his friends.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: Surfperch
Just realized, that if you're hearing a single bird, it's probably a mocking bird.
Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.
Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)
Basically they're a bunch of damn hillbillies!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:21 AM (/E4k7)
I've come to the conclusion that people, are just people..
Hell... Hillbillies? Hatfeilds and McCoys are just like Crips and Bloods.
Or Hells Angels and Outlaws.
Or here in my area, the Hispanic Gangs, and the Mong Gangs.
Or, Montagues and Capulets (if you want to go all Shakesperean!)
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)
Negative. 4th ID was supposed to go in from Turkey in round one with Saddam. Had G.H.W.B had the proper stones the Kurds would have been protected (and a certain incident involving US casualties would not have happened).
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (l7Kbv)
Yup.... delayed everything by a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:28 AM (NgKpN)
you notice the book wasn't titled "to feed a mockingbird".
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (Pg+x7)
I'm listening to the full-length Evening with the Clintons in Toronto on Youtube and it's as cringeworthy as watching Ruth Bader Ginsburg. My God, her head is sinking into her shoulders, he doesn't have enough muscular strength to keep his lower jaw from hanging open.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (oGNNA)
We gave those to Iraq. Reagan got blamed for that, but it was Bush that made it happen.
I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else when shit goes sideways.
If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.
If all of the current brass in the CIA were executed tomorrow I'd be even happier. They aren't working for US interests.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Anybody who doesn't know berserker has never spent time in the upper midwest.
Berserker and Uff-da (but mostly uff-da)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (5RXy6)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)
Do you not own a shotgun?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (NXsWM)
I don't think I could safely use a shotgun on the birds given that my back yard is scarcely bigger than a parking space.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 01:31 AM (NMAzL)
So that's something nice I can say about the Bushes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 01:31 AM (5aX2M)
The media love Republicans who politely get their asses kicked by Democrats. The sort of dignity that comes with groveling before cultural Marxists is something that the press readily pay glowing tribute to."
Absolutely. Between Reagan and Trump the GOP was one contiguous grovel. The only wiggle there is "GOP" should read "Trump." The Bushes, and to some degree the first term of Clinton, allowed this country to become a police state without any pushback. I mourn tonight for the country we lost, not one of those who managed its decline.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (iw59Q)
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I thought it was the French who did that?
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (oE1+m)
Posted by: All you lurking Mencken fans at December 01, 2018 01:35 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:35 AM (c1nDO)
Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.
Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)
I have had mockingbirds imitating the parrots now and then. It doesn't really make much difference though, they sound the same and the mockingbirds will try to attack you if you come with 10 yards of their nest.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:36 AM (pkeCj)
But I won't beat him up too much. He wasn't evil. He never hated America. He was just wrong about many things. The "decency" of the "loyal opposition" for starters.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 01:37 AM (SN4NF)
Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.
Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)
I have had mockingbirds imitating the parrots now and then. It
doesn't really make much difference though, they sound the same and the
mockingbirds will try to attack you if you come with 10 yards of their
nest.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:36 AM (pkeCj)
So that's who that asshole is? I sometimes here a single bird out in the woods that seems like he's talking to himself
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:38 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:39 AM (aKsyK)
I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They
cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else
when shit goes sideways.
If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.
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They apparently couldn't keep their damn computer network secure, which should make them officially useless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (oE1+m)
Yes and no. The French had to have our permission to give Iraq what they did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was ours.
Cold War was rather FUBAR, and we took what we could get. Ended up just as screwed up as the Brits in the ME after WW I.
We are still dealing with the fall out from all of it.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:43 AM (xPNLF)
I'm allowing my hatred of his sons to reflect on him.
He was just the wrong guy to be President at his time, that's all.
Happy trails, old fella.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 01:43 AM (5aX2M)
I think a concept foreign might be this:
Attrition
I'm not certain. But some battles...
Posted by: To Thomas Sowell: at December 01, 2018 01:45 AM (gh7cp)
All this talk about the mistakes we've made, the opportunities we've thrown away. I hope Trump kicks China's ass.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:46 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Uoul+)
Thanks. There is a '96 Top Kick flatdeck with a HIAB crane on it up for auction. Bids start at 1500 bucks CDN. Would make me a nice yard truck. Pickers are handy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:48 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)
Nor could NSA, where their hacking tools (remember when they bragged they could make any hack look like it came from whoever they wanted? STUXNET anyone? Crowd Strike used that to their advantage in 2016.) Became a dark web sensation.
My problem is people don't remember such things. Six months max horizon. That is the problem today. If they can't look it up using google it didn't happen. And if google disappears it, that event never happened.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:48 AM (l7Kbv)
Somewhat agreed. After WWI the French had fallen down and couldn't get back up, after WWII the Brits became total pussies, and after the Cold War the United States ceased to be a functional country. The only upside to that analysis is the French came back somewhat; whether the latter two Anglo nations do is another matter. So far it seems like France is the outlier.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 01, 2018 01:49 AM (iw59Q)
Where ever you are?
Com'n on this is really gon'na get funny.
A coup ..
Against a sitting president!?
Posted by: Yes ..who is lurking?! at December 01, 2018 01:50 AM (8xtON)
I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They
cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else
when shit goes sideways.
If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.
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omg, and now someone in there has leaked to the WSJ all about their intercepts of his conversations about silencing Khashoggi. Why isn't Trump waterboarding them until they give up the traitorous leaker? Is John Kelly advising against it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:54 AM (OjIVB)
I love you all..
we'll meet up again for sure.
3% doesn't sound like such bad odds.
That's all it took the first time.
That we know of.
Posted by: answer my own lurk at December 01, 2018 01:55 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: could learn from canada at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (8xtON)
Well, the AP has outdone us in Bush-wacking:
"George H.W. Bush, a patrician New Englander whose presidency soared with
the coalition victory over Iraq in Kuwait, but then plummeted in the
throes of a weak economy that led voters to turn him out of office after
a single term, has died."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (oGNNA)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (fDU8w)
Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:59 AM (OjIVB)
did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was
ours.
I was told the Germans had a very nice line in Chem, and sold the Iranians butyl rubber suits too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 02:01 AM (mUa7G)
did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was
ours.
I was told the Germans had a very nice line in Chem, and sold the Iranians butyl rubber suits too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 02:01 AM (mUa7G)
It was a buyers market back then, Russians were involved as well.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 02:02 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:04 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: could learn from canada
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What is soma?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:04 AM (oGNNA)
Sounds italian. Make soma food, do soma thing, go soma where. etc.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 02:06 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Nota bene:
CZctn IS the Cob.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 02:07 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM (oGNNA)
That was most disturbing. Who TF is leaking intercepts to the WSJ? And are they real?
Either way, there should be CIA executed by tomorrow. They are engaged in activities not in our (the United States) interests. Time to end the CIA.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 02:10 AM (l7Kbv)
recon.
Who knows what happened after that.
That smile TWANG1.
Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:10 AM (8xtON)
CZctn IS the Cob.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 02:07 AM (QU+qf)
Which is why it's so funny when a commenter drifts in and starts talking shit about a particular COB - sometimes I can't tell if he's just sassing himself for giggles.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:11 AM (t+qrx)
They are engaged in activities not in our (the United States) interests.
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I'd say directly counter to our interests.
Hacks me off.
Plus I'm listening to these damned Clintons coughing and wheezing in another tab. Listening to them talking about global warming -- trying to form words while they're not choking or trying to muster a drop of saliva. "The North Pole is going to melt away in the summertime."
Things are bad, but they could be SO much worse.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:16 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (5RXy6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 02:19 AM (xPNLF)
everyone is done?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (MTjB1
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I'm not. Where the hell is everyone on a Friday night? Why aren't they in front of their computers drinking alone and sending bytes into the ether? What is this world coming to?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:21 AM (oGNNA)
not to mention literary references.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 02:19 AM (xPNLF
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The question sure came out of nowhere. And how does one "capture" soma?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:22 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:23 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM
I'm advising we take a wait and see approach.
Posted by: John "Leaky" Kelly at December 01, 2018 02:24 AM (SN4NF)
Gratitude to El S for this bastion of Freedom.....an All the Ron's & Ette's that make this a Haven. Y'all are Truly Exceptional.
We closed a local waterin hole down tonight, a genuinely Irish Pub whose owner is returning to the Emerald Isle, so forgive any missteps....heh.
R.I.P. 41,....94yrs....God Bless Him.
What set me off though.....this Kareem Hunt nonsense.
(Caveat, of course the left is insane, given. But, really.....the multitude of hypocrisy at work with the castigating of this 24 year old is yet another example of FUCKTARD Run A Muck...)
So, if the Metoo's want all women treated equally, then why a harsher punishment for man/woman altercation than man on man dustup?
The inherent fallacy of logic is blatant for us of the AOS persuasion.....(an hopefully most of Flyover Citizens)....
I hope the Deadskins sign him, (we could use him...lined up with Ol' "Take a Switch to your BallSac Child!" Peterson.....potent backfield for sure)....only Dannie Boy could "act as if" and wait out the backlash....being a Sociopath has its advantages.
Anyway....All the Best Y'all.....As Always, y'all Deserve It.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:27 AM (rtNJz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:16 AM (oGNNA)
When you're feeling lousy, spare a thought for the lecherous lich and Lady Macbeth, wowing an audience of literally dozens at the grand re-opening of the Toad Holler post office, the taste of wealth turning to bitter ash on their tongues as it dawns on them that they will never again hold power. It might make you feel a bit better just thinking about how they've survived into the cold twilight of irrelevancy and how it must burn them.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:31 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:31 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
great! but who the fuck are you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:32 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (pkeCj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:35 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:37 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:38 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (NMAzL)
That's how I convince myself it's not vindictive and petty - I wish them both long lives; may their minds never diminish so they can fully experience years of nobody calling to ask or offer them a thing. Because no one cares.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (8xtON)
I blame Bush for giving us Blow Job Billy with his 'no new taxes' bullshit only to raise taxes a few months later.
Honor his military service but he was a pretty crappy president -- one of those globalist elites. Bush basically killed the Reagan Revolution.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:35 AM (MTjB1)
Cold air and a cozy bed is the best.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:40 AM (t+qrx)
Or hiring Hookers and doin Crack pregame was the NYG standard...
Really, where's the cultural acceptance of the quirks that brain damaged entertainers exhibit anymore?
Back in the day, "He plays Football...", said it all, an Everyone knew what was up.....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:40 AM (rtNJz)
Posted by: hogmartin at D
yeah, I envy your michigan winters. colorado never really gets cold.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:41 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ramondo at December 01, 2018 02:42 AM (eg4LL)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:44 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:45 AM (MTjB1)
I would go to heckle, but I fear the door fee would be prohibitive.
Also, not in MI.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:47 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (MTjB1)
I like it but - I think The Throne of Blood one-upped it as a tribute, like Jonny Cash and Hurt or Jeff Buckley with Hallelujah or William Shatner and Mr. Tambourine Man. It's not the original, of course, but it feels like it's what the original was meant to be.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (SN4NF)
He'll only be Great on certain networks.......give it time an he'll be compared to Kareem Hunt, by 8:37pm EST at the latest on others...
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (rtNJz)
I'm advising we take a wait and see approach.
Posted by: John "Leaky" Kelly at December 01, 2018 02:24 AM (SN4NF
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And to think I was ready to jump into bed with him once.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:50 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at D
sleazy as strip clubs are corporate ownership makes it even more so.
that being said, having a publicly traded strip club corporation would be fantastic. would like to hear their valuation metrics.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:53 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:44 AM (SxBH1)
On the corner of MLK and Jolly? Classy place! Just down the road from MEPS, and the Ingham County VA.
But yeah, probably a few decades too late.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:55 AM (t+qrx)
great! but who the fuck are you?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:32 AM (MTjB1
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Just a girl who hates dating. Rather post the night away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:55 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
good enough. unfamiliar with your nic. nice nic by the way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:59 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:01 AM (MTjB1)
Billy Crystal's description of Jack Palance in "City Slickers" comes to mind.
"So leathery... like a saddlebag with eyes!"
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 03:03 AM (SN4NF)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yceew2xh
DC clerk stalls marriage over 'foreign' New Mexico ID card
LAS CRUCES, N.M. (AP) - A District of Columbia clerk and a supervisor refused to accept a New Mexico man's state driver's license as he sought a marriage license because she and her supervisor believed New Mexico was a foreign country.
Gavin Clarkson told the Las Cruces Sun-News it happened Nov. 20 at the District of Columbia Courts Marriage Bureau as he tried to apply for a marriage license.
After approaching the clerk for a license and showing his New Mexico ID, Clarkson said the clerk told him he needed an international passport to get the marriage license.
Clarkson said he protested to a supervisor, who also told him that he needed a foreign passport.
The clerk finally concluded New Mexico was a state after Clarkson objected three times. The clerk granted the license to Clarkson and his fiancee.
"She thought New Mexico was a foreign country," Clarkson said of the clerk. "All the couples behind us waiting in line were laughing."
Clarkson, who is an enrolled member of the Choctaw Nation, said if he'd had his tribal identification card he might have had an easier time than showing his New Mexico driver's license.
In a statement, the D.C. courts system acknowledged the staff error to the Sun-News.
"We understand that a clerk in our Marriage Bureau made a mistake regarding New Mexico's 106-year history as a state," Leah H. Gurowitz, spokeswoman for D.C. Courts, said in an email. "We very much regret the error and the slight delay it caused a New Mexico resident in applying for a D.C. marriage license."
New Mexico became a U.S. state in 1912.
Anyone who thinks any person in or affiliated with this Administration could get a fair trial in D.C. only needs to read that article to know stupidity is endemic to D.C. - at all levels. There's no way any person with any brains can ever have a trial with a jury of their peers because no one in D.C. has any brains.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:05 AM (Y8PSl)
may their minds never diminish so they can fully
experience years of nobody calling to ask or offer them a thing. Because
no one cares.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (t+qrx
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Oh God yes. Except when they're contacted by the Democrat Vatican for testimony for the canonization of Barack and Michelle.
"She -- [choke] -- was born without original sin."
"He -- [wheeze] -- lived the biggest fairy tale that I have ever seen."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (8xtON)
"She -- [choke] -- was born without original sin."
"He -- [wheeze] -- lived the biggest fairy tale that I have ever seen."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
you know, for some reason, whenever I have noticed your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer face in a beigeish dress.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)
good enough. unfamiliar with your nic. nice nic by the way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:59 AM (MTjB1
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I'm newish, but I've lurked here for a while. I'm trying to break my Twitter habit. Thanks for the compliment on the nic.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: caturday at December 01, 2018 03:10 AM (8xtON)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
The author of this here very ONT.
He likes to pop in to some ONTs under a different name, usually to take potshots at posting morons.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:11 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:12 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at D
lucky you, he is going to start now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:13 AM (MTjB1)
I blame Bush for giving us Blow Job Billy with his 'no new taxes' bullshit only to raise taxes a few months later.
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All that, but there was also the beauty contest. What swoony, folksy dreamboat is going to steal America's hearts when Mike Pence runs? I'm nervous.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:16 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)
In any sense of the word, no it is not.
It's still a doofy-looking sweater though. Where'd you find that?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:19 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:21 AM (MTjB1)
you know, for some reason, whenever I have noticed your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer face in a beigeish dress.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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!?!?!
Beigeish, whatever, lol!
I think I form a few images when I post and read here. Mostly of crewcuts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:26 AM (oGNNA)
'Doofy-looking', yes, but it also has a practical side. I give it the anti-antifa seal of approval.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl)
is this the gayest thing you have ever seen?
https://tinyurl.com/y9xt2lge
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1
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The description says it's Retro. Retro to when, please? Tell me so I can block access to that period from my time machine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)
Yeah, uh... my virus scanner wouldn't let me access that page. Not tinyurl, but whatever it referred to.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (SN4NF)
I think I form a few images when I post and read here. Mostly of crewcuts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
maybe more khaki. not sure why. read "blonde morticia" instantly beigeish / khaki dress long, straight, blonde hair. no offense intended just occurred the instant your nic was read.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:30 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:32 AM (MTjB1)
Just get the '3 X' size.
'Doofy-looking', yes, but it also has a practical side. I give it the anti-antifa seal of approval.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl
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Sure enough, the description seems to support this. I swear I'm copying and pasting, not making this up:
Instruction:
There may be 1 - 3cm differ due to manual measurement. Please choose the right one according to your actual situation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:33 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (oGNNA)
I'm guessing retro to the 14th Century. Next up will be sweaters that look like Fred Flintstone garb. Very retro edgy.
If anyone's making a list, please add clothing 'designers' to it.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: hogmartin at D
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Was just thinking the same thing. Pillows, blankets and a window open to the cold night air. Lovely.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (IDhUW)
your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer
face in a beigeish dress.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)
Carolyn Jones, I hope.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 03:35 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at D
well, it is the top half of a suit of armor made out of some kind of sweatshirtish fabric. helmet of fabric with face shield that pivots up and down is attached. lots of shoulder pads.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:35 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl)
Here, this one actually comes with armor and doesn't look half as goony.
http://tinyurl.com/ybcgdbfd
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx)
no offense intended just occurred the instant your nic was read.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:30 AM (MTjB1
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Oh none taken. Beigeish was funny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (oGNNA)
Postedg by: Miley, the Duchess at D
now miley, you know I only do original editions.
no copies, fakes, or reproductions.Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (MTjB1)
Weird Dave doesn't do that, to my knowledge.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:12 AM (QU+qf)
That is completely believable. Glad you didn't mean WeirdDave!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (IDhUW)
Absolutely. Big fluffy down comforters and wool blankets are key. Kitty optional but recommended.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (t+qrx)
sigh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx)
It looks like something antifa would wear because they love that snazzy black uniform look. Could cause friendly fire.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:40 AM (Y8PSl)
I started The Courage to Be Disliked yesterday. I think it is going to be good. I just read Chapter one. It might be a good choice for a book discussion here.
It mixes philosophy and psychology in a very readable way. Introduced me to Alder's psychology theory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:42 AM (IDhUW)
cotton sheet
wool blanket
wool blanket
down comforte duvet
spare quilt from grandmother for exceptionally good sleeping weather on standby.
half of the quality of the sleep comes from the weight of the bedding.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:42 AM (MTjB1)
It mixes philosophy and psychology in a very readable way. Introduced me to Alder's psychology theory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
lol, if you want a cliff's notes version you can swing by the molie hemingway thread and give my comments a read.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:45 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:40 AM (Y8PSl)
Then get the blue one instead. Or get the black one, and to hell with them. They don't get to dictate terms, and they don't get to make me dress up in felt armor like a muppet knight.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:46 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)
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Furry friends do add a lot of warmth.
My dad tells of sleeping in the "lean to" growing up and they would wake with frost on the blankets.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (IDhUW)
Here, this one actually comes with armor and doesn't look half as goony.
http://tinyurl.com/ybcgdbfd
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx
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Fashion! I don't believe it. We're talking about *fashion.* Now really, it's not so bad, is it? [holds out black-and-white whirlpool gif] Fashion is fun. Fashion is fun. Fashion is fun.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:49 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (PkVlr)
would like it if someone donated lots of very cool looking highly flammable clothing to those antifags.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)
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lol, or maybe some fabric that raccoons find very tasty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
well la de da, look who dropped in. Mrs. High and Mighty.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:52 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
lol, if you want a cliff's notes version you can swing by the molie hemingway thread and give my comments a read.
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I'd love to read your cliff note version. You don't want to bring it over here?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D
nice twist. no one would anticipate that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:53 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
lol, it is something of a running verbal gun battle all the way down.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:54 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:54 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
in what?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:55 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:55 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 03:56 AM (6VrXf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:56 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:57 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
lol, it is something of a running verbal gun battle all the way down.
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Ok, I'll go over there.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:57 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:49 AM (oGNNA)
Well sure, why wouldn't we? It's always a good policy to look one's best. I'll even go so far as to put on sweatpants with words on them and turn the t-shirt inside-out so you can't tell what the stains are from if I'm going somewhere fancy and foreign like Aldi.
Guess I picked an odd time to drop in.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (PkVlr)
Ten to midnight would have been an odder time, depending on how you pronounce the surname in your nick.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:59 AM (PkVlr)
Well, there are two separate quotes in there. At least I managed to close the tags before the end of the comment.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:00 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:01 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
well, he as one championship, one second. not too shabby.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:01 AM (MTjB1)
I need a drink.
Anyone else drinking?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr
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Not at the moment. Mission accomplished a little while ago. (pats bottle)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 04:02 AM (oGNNA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:03 AM (MTjB1)
But we made the finals three years in a row. So that's something.
Damn those kids worked hard.
And they smell really really bad
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:04 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:05 AM (PkVlr)
Anyone else drinking?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
scotch. you have a usb port?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:05 AM (MTjB1)
Anyone else drinking?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr)
I could use a stiff one.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at D
you broke the poor guy?
glad to pour scotch through the usb
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (MTjB1)
Did you read it? Was it a good use of your time?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (PkVlr)
Did you read it? Was it a good use of your time?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
no, no, it is here, three threads below this one. it is not worth troubling yourself over. my point was simply to demonstrate how I have mastered the ability to be disliked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (MTjB1)
glad to pour scotch through the usb
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (MTjB1)
<holds laptop sideways and drinks as if from a wineskin>
Hell no I didn't break him. He's got to last for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:10 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
couple of months. depends on the client.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:11 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (PkVlr)
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lol......congrats?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
read it? I wrote it in comments all the way down!
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (MTjB1)
You're world class. I'm getting better, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:13 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 04:14 AM (bAsK/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D
well, it was not supposed to go that way but it did. worst of it was that I did not know Mollie Hemingway was a frequent reader of Ace and I was gratuitously rude in a comment or two involving her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (NMAzL)
Ha! This one song happened to come up on my playlist as I read this. Hang on, it's got to be posted somewhere.
*looks*
OK! Here. Well I thought it was a cute coincidence anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmK_UTXafs
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (PkVlr)
I can officially post links to Christmas songs.
This one is . . . Luscious. Just not sexy.
https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (mUa7G)
Thanks, Kindltot! I really liked this. It's catchy. I've never heard of Caro Emerald before, but I love her voice.
Posted by: Gem at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (XoAz8)
Foot in mouth
I've done that once or twice
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D
kind of concerned I may have developed an appreciation of the taste. you know what would go really well with this 12 year old single malt scotch? my foot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (MTjB1)
Where are you? It's chilly here in the PNW
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North of you SE AK,it's really not cold tonight, 41 degrees.
Was glad to hear our grey box friends to the north of me are safe after the earthquake.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (IDhUW)
It's eleven degrees colder here in Lansing.
I have tea and a cat though, so don't go feeling sorry for me.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:19 AM (t+qrx)
I'm going to make that into a motif, oh yeah! As BEN ROETHLISBURGER would say, it's funny because it's true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:22 AM (PkVlr)
I'm going to make that into a motif, oh yeah! As BEN ROETHLISBURGER would say, it's funny because it's true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (NMAzL)
It's hilarious and also a really good album, too. Mike Patton and Jennifer Charles. Here's "Stroker Ace" off that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
And don't miss "Book of the Month".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhDH7AefqYc
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:24 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 04:24 AM (6VrXf)
Haven't been to Ketchikan in 25 years.
I bet it's changed a bit
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It is beautiful here. I've only been here a few years, spent most of my life in MT.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:22 AM (PkVlr)
Yep, here's my front yard on Monday.
https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:27 AM (t+qrx)
https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at D
nice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:29 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 04:29 AM (6VrXf)
Yep, here's my front yard on Monday.
https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg
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Nice - the snow is pretty.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:32 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:33 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:32 AM (PkVlr)
This is nothing. Not being glib or anything like that, it's just normal late November/early December snow. We have plows here. I don't think they cancelled school.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:34 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:34 AM (t+qrx)
Haul firewood in the winter
I enjoy cross country skiing but haven't gotten my skis up here yet.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:35 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:37 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:38 AM (NMAzL)
100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)
Super-moronic kinds of wonderful.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 04:39 AM (bAsK/)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:40 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (MTjB1)
I don't mind snow, even heavy snowfalls, I just hate blizzards. I've only been in one, in college. I lived off-campus in an apartment complex. One could get lost going from one building to another because you couldn't see two feet in front of you. The sky was eerie, too, a black semicircle low on the horizon and coming my way. Thunder and lightning with blinding snow for more than just a few minutes. I understood then how people can die in a blizzard, freezing to death five feet from their front door. I'll take those two-and-a-half foot nor'easters we get on the east coast over those mountain blizzards any day of the week.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:49 AM (IDhUW)
My complaint is having to clear the driveway every few hours or it'll get above the snowblower intake. But that doesn't even happen every year, and we don't get real blizzards here anyhow. About an hour west, they get lake-effect snow so it'll come down two feet deep, but not "get lost in a parking lot" fast, just a lot of snow.
Driving at night with big flakes is rough because the headlights glare them out and it's like driving into fog.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:54 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Neither does San.Fran; they get brown piles.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2018 04:54 AM (kkoXz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:59 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 05:06 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 05:24 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 05:27 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:28 AM (6VrXf)
RIP.
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:34 AM (6VrXf)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 05:40 AM (bAsK/)
Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 05:43 AM (bAsK/)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 05:44 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:44 AM (PA/U2)
RIP GHW Bush.
I really wish you would have told the "What are you going to do to take care of us?" audience member in the URichmond debate in '92 to grow up and fend for himself. You blew the election right then.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 05:49 AM (pNxlR)
NY trying to pass a law you need to submit 3 years of your social media to get a firearm.
I can see this passing in Leftist utopias
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:49 AM (6VrXf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (PA/U2)
nood
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: FortWorthMike at December 01, 2018 05:57 AM (/8e9W)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:00 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Schindler's Lisp at December 01, 2018 06:12 AM (Jj+59)
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