I'm Writing This ONT Under Protest!

Because Kurt Schlichter's newest Kelly Turnbull novel is out a day early, and I want to get back to reading it.

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This is the third in the series that takes place in a world after the US splits up into Red and Blue, The United States of America and the People's Republic of North America. The first two were People's Republic, which introduced us to this world, and Indian Country that took place during the split. Aside from being pretty entertaining stories in the spy genre, the inside jokes about what life in the Blue is like are damn entertaining, in a whistling-past-the-graveyard kind of way.

Staying on a Theme

Since the People's Republic is just another failing, despotic, totalitarian state, let's take a look at poisoned tree that spawned it.


Related: Of course, you don't have to embrace full-on Communism to kill your society, a “soft-power” state that rules and controls all aspects of life and death will do the job nicely.

The Tragedy of the European Family


The Antidote



I'm not crying, you're crying! OK, well maybe I am. A little.


Of course, we need a little knowledge to go with it, and I can't think of a better man to wield the clue-by-four than Thomas Sowell

Thomas Sowell Returns

You Mean I Can't Do That?


TURNS OUT, IT’S HIGHLY ILLEGAL TO FLY A PLANE WHILE YOU’RE 10 TIMES OVER THE LEGAL DRINKING LIMIT


Fortunately nobody aboard the plane, a Boeing 7&7, was injured.

Speaking of things going wrong in the air....Wisconsin skydivers jump to safety after two planes collide

All 9 people involved landed safely. The pilot of the plane that lost a wing managed to hit the silk as well, and the other pilot landed his damaged plane without mishap. Here's raw footage from the jumper's helmet cams.

Moron FastFreeFall does this for fun. When I asked him about the video, he responded with a meme from a Keanu Reeves movie that featured Reeves asking “Are you going to jump or jerk off?”. I told him that from the way he talked about skydiving, I just kind of assumed he was always doing the later when he did the former.

Then, of course, there's this: Experienced skydiving instructor committed suicide by releasing harness midair. Imagine being the poor student. “Hey, I thought I'd be scared, but this isn't so..” * instructor unclips, plummets * “...was it something I said?”


Beer!


A Major Beer Battle Is Brewing and it Could Mean the End of PBR

What will the poor Millennial do without his ironic can of Pabst? I saw a six of that a while back going for $9. NINE DOLLARS! Back in the day, I used to pay less than that ($7.99, at the liquor store at the corner of Jamestown and Coastal Hwy in OC, Md.) for a CASE of PBR! And Natty Boh was even cheaper! SMDH. I'm getting old, man.

Interesting

What is the function of the human appendix?

Turns out it's more useful than we once thought, they don't generally yank it unless they have to anymore.

People Are Sick

The horrifying story of a prostitute orangutan named Pony who was chained to a bed, shaved daily and forced to perform sex acts on men twice her size

The title says it all, you don't really need to click. I would quibble with the work “prostitute”, however. The orangutan was nothing of the kind. She was just abused. Borneo. But all cultures are equal, donchano, so shut your cis-het mouth, hater. Diversity!

Related: Yes, Western Civilization IS Superior

Democrat Best and Brightest

WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OCASIO-CORTEZ’S GAFFES AND SARAH PALIN’S? THE MEDIA

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Santa:

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1 De-Lurking!

Posted by: parx at November 30, 2018 09:31 PM (/UkqH)

2 Could always read Dean Ing's Systemic Shock and its sequels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (HIbcx)

3 Abaft, ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (CLcKT)

4 hiya

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:32 PM (cS3Yq)

5 Happy Friday

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2018 09:33 PM (xFmWK)

6 Aaaaand...


Thirſt!!!11!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:33 PM (CLcKT)

7 Content, I read it.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 30, 2018 09:33 PM (81fir)

8 Santa -- naughty or just horny?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:34 PM (Z4rgH)

9 Santa does know how to make Christmas wishes come true.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2018 09:35 PM (1g7ch)

10 Friday whoop whoop!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 30, 2018 09:35 PM (fnWQo)

11 Uh, I shouldn't be at the top of this thread

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2018 09:35 PM (6VrXf)

12 uhmm, that's fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:36 PM (KP5rU)

13 a Boeing 7&7

I drink my Boeing with Coke.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:37 PM (Z4rgH)

14 ...the inside jokes about what life in the Blue is like are damn entertaining, in a whistling-past-the-graveyard kind of way.

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Tell me about it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (EZebt)

15 The PBR issue has been settled and MillerCoors will continue brewing it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (xPl2J)

16 If I were in the auditorium running lights and sound for a Thomas Sowell appearance, he would be in grave danger of walking to the stage with this playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:39 PM (t+qrx)

17 Little early for the ont.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (dNzKv)

18
Top N + 1!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (pNxlR)

19 I gotta say, that Santa seems to know some moves.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (f3oO4)

20 TURNS OUT, IT'S HIGHLY ILLEGAL TO FLY A PLANE WHILE YOU'RE 10 TIMES OVER THE LEGAL DRINKING LIMIT


It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (NLLmE)

21 Obviously that was shot with Santa Paolo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (HIbcx)

22 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (jLChk)

23 We used to go to a dive bar near the port authority that you could get draft PBR for a buck.


The other interesting thing is they had a
small tv and a vcr that would play porn tapes and a bathroom so nasty that people would go outside to piss.

Fun times.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (qxq6t)

24 Ok that last picture is just wrong. omg.. and yet I laughed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

25 That's better than wanting Big Brother.

Posted by: 1984 at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (aKsyK)

26 so, whose airbus shucked engine cowlings in vegas today?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

27 Santa came down the chimney, so to speak.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)

28 Is that Stormy Daniels?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

29 1 De-Lurking!
Posted by: parx at November 30, 2018 09:31 PM (/UkqH)

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You're doing it wrong

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (EZebt)

30 Little early for the ont.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2018 09:40 PM (dNzKv)


A lot of threads have that happen sometimes. It doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (t+qrx)

31
Hot Dog Claus

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

32 Repeat from previous thread

Future headline prediction:

"Recently deceased Clinton Foundation informant turns out to have had no new information"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (f3oO4)

33 I'M READING THIS ONT UNDER PROTEST!

I'M ALSO WRITING THIS COMMENT UNDER PROTEST!

because

IT'S FUNNY TO ECHO HOW THE POST STARTED!

BEN ALLCAPSBURGERS

Posted by: mindful webworker and the lame attempt at humorous hello at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (bZHlT)

34 These guys were paying to fuck an orangutan? Where the hell did they think they were, Germany?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

35 Is that a Santa mannequin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (jLChk)

36 Two hours of Studio Ghibli piano music
https://youtu.be/YjohMzHkBqI

Or 27 minutes of the Tachibana Senior High School band?
https://youtu.be/ZVJ3Ho83Ksg

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (HIbcx)

37 Oh look, they've put out cookies and milf.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (Z4rgH)

38 What will the poor Millennial do without his ironic can of Pabst?

They've moved on from triple-hopped IPAs to Belgians, to weed and now kombucha beer with tellicherry pepper essence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (7TCRf)

39 Except Sarah Palin didn't actually make any gaffes.


Everything was contrived horseshit or straight up treachary committed by Steve Schmitt and Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (qxq6t)

40 28: jewells, not stormy. no bridle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

41 Oh look, they've put out cookies and milf.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (Z4rgH)



Close it up, folks.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (t+qrx)

42 Bad Santa is one of my favorite Christmas movies.

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)

43 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)

44 42 Bad Santa is one of my favorite Christmas movies.
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (cS3Yq)

Really? I hated it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

45 We object in the strongest possible terms to the phrase "shaved orangutans".

Posted by: Republic of Ireland at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (5RXy6)

46 43 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)

Nah, Madam. It is entertaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (jLChk)

47 Ok.. it's Friday night and I had the week from hell but made a little better by my awesome friends in the grey box. Thanks for the love. Now.. I really am going to try to make it through at least the first 200 comments before I nod off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (dUJdY)

48 Boeing 7&7

You misspelled "boink."

Posted by: mindful webworker and the pickers of nit at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (bZHlT)

49
It was supposed to be Horn Dog Claus

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

50 43 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)

Eh. All lovebirds make me ill.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

51 That moaning tart in the last picture is "THHHHOT"...

That Ho Ho Ho Ho' Over There!



I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (CLcKT)

52 I'm glad you aren't offended, Aetius.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NMAzL)

53 ace put in a rare appearance right 'afore the "nood" signal in the last thread.


Just FYI.


Mayhaps we will have that rarest of things, an ace ONT appearance tonight.


In which case WeirdDave betta quit his bitchin' and get all obsequious-like. And stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (QDnY+)

54 We object in the strongest possible terms to the phrase "shaved orangutans".
Posted by: Republic of Ireland at November 30, 2018 09:45 PM (5RXy6)


Legend has it that during the Napoleonic Wars, a shipwrecked monkey was hanged by the people of Hartlepool, believing him to be a French spy. To this day, people from Hartlepool are affectionately known as 'monkey hangers'.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

55 Ok.. it's Friday night and I had the week from hell but made a little better by my awesome friends in the grey box.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 09:46 PM (dUJdY)


*head pat*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (t+qrx)

56 Ho Ho Ho... ho.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (Z4rgH)

57 27 Santa came down the chimney, so to speak.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)



He's just checking who's naughty and nice.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (NLLmE)

58 Scrooged with Bill Murray is another favorite.
Do you hate that one, too Insomniac?

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (cS3Yq)

59 @44

There are many classic movie lines in movie history but, "you ain't gonna shit right for a week!" has got to be the classiest.


Also Lauren Graham riding BBT saying, " Fuck Me Santa!"
Is right up there.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (qxq6t)

60 Scrooged is a classic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (jLChk)

61 58 Scrooged with Bill Murray is another favorite.
Do you hate that one, too Insomniac?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:48 PM (cS3Yq)

Nope.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

62
Mayhaps we will have that rarest of things, an ace ONT appearance tonight.


Saying "Ben Shapiro!" three times in a row is the summoning phrase.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

63 Should I watch The Predator? That's what I need to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)

64 thought ace had a girlfriend?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

65 Love the Prager U videos. Dennis Prager is on Hannity now.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (hECVl)

66 Sadly for Tommy, his whore Mom spawned twin girls. He later caught her banging the reindeer and Mrs. Claus. Poor Tommy. Kid became a prolific serial killer later in life.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (yHofW)

67 Should I watch The Predator? That's what I need to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)


Just... don't let on. Maybe keep one eye on it, kind of thing.

It's probably more afraid of you than you are of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

68 43 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM (NMAzL)

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Not me. But I'm kind of a sap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:51 PM (EZebt)

69 Bad Santa was just vulgar and stupid without managing to once be funny. Vulgar and stupid can be funny, mind you. That movie failed utterly at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

70 Legend has it that during the Napoleonic Wars, a shipwrecked monkey was hanged by the people of Hartlepool, believing him to be a French spy.


Well....it coulda been..

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NLLmE)

71

Scrooged is all kinds of awesome.

My favorite straight remake is the TV one with George C. Scott.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (HaL55)

72 63 Should I watch The Predator? That's what I need to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 09:50 PM (YEpQs)

Only if it's the one with Danny Glover.

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (cS3Yq)

73
Legend has it that during the Napoleonic Wars, a shipwrecked monkey was hanged by the people of Hartlepool, believing him to be a French spy.


Was the monkey eating cheese prior to surrendering?

'Cause if it was, it'd explain a lot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

74 Well....it coulda been..
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NLLmE)

Has Raiders of the Lost Ark taught us nothing?!?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (jLChk)

75 Sadly for Tommy, his whore Mom spawned twin girls. He later caught her banging the reindeer and Mrs. Claus. Poor Tommy. Kid became a prolific serial killer later in life.
Posted by: Puddleglum

But they made bank touring as "The Aristocrats".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (5RXy6)

76 69 Bad Santa was just vulgar and stupid without managing to once be funny. Vulgar and stupid can be funny, mind you. That movie failed utterly at it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

Lighten Up, Sweetie. It was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (cS3Yq)

77 Mommy, why does my little brother have a white beard and act so jolly all the time?

Posted by: Tommy at November 30, 2018 09:53 PM (pkeCj)

78 65; how would anyone know? hannity is always on hannity, no matter the guest. heart's in the right place, head is up his ass. his mom should have made him shut the fuck up once in a while. dude is like a fucking broken record.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

79 Earworm time
https://youtu.be/Xo1yPzLrwMw

Posted by: mindful webworker and the shoes of sweetness at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (bZHlT)

80 I don't want to look at the orangutan story...but they weren't putting their dicks in its mouth, were they? That just seems like a recipe for disaster even if they'd pulled all its teeth.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (rWZ8Y)

81 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (CLcKT)

Aand I was too slow on the 4 Hos joke.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (Z4rgH)

82


Everybody now... all together in the key of E...

"I saw Mommy under Santa Claus..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (HaL55)

83 Still have glitter in the house. Love Christmas décor!

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (cS3Yq)

84 Hi guys. All is well in the Great White North. Lots of rockin' and rollin' today, and still getting aftershocks, but nothing like those first few hours.

I was on base, in a building from the 1940's, so it survived 1964. We were totally safe. Stuff fell off shelves and that was about it. The big quake ran for about two minutes, and then 10 minutes later another nearly as big for about 45 seconds. Then we cleaned up the mess and began to connect with the outside world. We only lost power for a few minutes, because, yeah, on base.

Turns out very little was truly damaged. There were four fires from broken gas mains, but no explosions. There has been a fair bit of highway damage, but no injuries or fatalities. Schools will need inspection, so no school until next Wednesday. The boy is ecstatic. Rush hour heading to the Mat-Su Valley is epic and ongoing; more than one bridge is iffy so they are detouring around them.

Our house is built upon a former swamp, and much like the one in DC, it isn't very reliable. The dirt under the garage slab liquified and the garage sank about three inches, which does wonders for one's driveway. It bubbled up around the foundation and looks rather ominous, although it's not particularly. The west end of the house dropped those three inches, too, so we have some nice cracks but no real structural damage. We build 'em to last up here.

Grocery stores are a mess and not open, gas stations are some good, some not so good. The port is being inspected to see if we can accept the TOTE barge this week, which brings groceries among other things. The airport was closed for three hours but is back up and running. Power was out for many folks, but is pretty much restored. Some places west of Wasilla may be out for a while but those folks are pretty well set since they live rural.

We are just fine and back online. Probably not so easy to place a phone call on land lines but cell service never stopped, although it got clogged up a bit just after the event.

How's by the horde this fine evening?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)

85 Vulgar and stupid can be funny, mind you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

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Easy Money with Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (EZebt)

86 Miley, if at this point in the thread, you and publius are what is making people ill, we have some strange people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (jLChk)

87 Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)

Whoa. I was not aware of any of this. Glad you're OK.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

88
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)


You're a great American!

-- Earnest Shawn Hannity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

89 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM


Not I! I'm happy for both of you!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (CLcKT)

90 Good to hear from you directly, tcn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (jLChk)

91 82


Everybody now... all together in the key of E...

"I saw Mommy under Santa Claus..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Well, in that pic, she's not really under him. More like in front. 'I saw Mommy being ridden by Santa Clause' doesn't quite roll of the tongue.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (yHofW)

92

How's by the horde this fine evening?

We're still.

Here.

Glad you and yours are OK.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 09:58 PM (HaL55)

93 I don't want to look at the orangutan story...but they weren't putting their dicks in its mouth, were they? That just seems like a recipe for disaster even if they'd pulled all its teeth.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 09:55 PM (rWZ8Y)


I'm not sure if the best response to this comment is honest horror, fake lyrics, awful puns, or limerick.

*checks wristwatch*

Oh yeah, ONT. Checks with chart.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

94 I don't want to look at the orangutan story...but they weren't putting their dicks in its mouth, were they? That just seems like a recipe for disaster even if they'd pulled all its teeth.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Don't. I'm pretty jaded and I only made it 1 paragraph before I closed the tab.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (5RXy6)

95 Who knew Santa was a Ho, Ho, Ho...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (+ldAm)

96 Hi everyone. Apparently, I upset a number of folks last night, and I am very very sorry for that.
You need not worry about me. Ever. Please don't worry about me. It wont make a difference

Anyway, you are all an amazingly awesome group of folks--the best community on the entire planet, bar none.

And I am grateful to be a part of this community, for as long as I can be.

I promise I will try to more community-oriented in the future.

Again, apologies all around, especially to those who were upset by my...uh, "postings. "

Yes, I am a mess. But I'm not your mess. I'm my own mess and must clean that up.
Again, joy to everyone here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (l9m7l)

97 88; where's my football?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)

98 Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM

Good to hear!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (PA/U2)

99 I Saw Mommy Balling Santa Claus

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

100 Miley and Publius
I can't imagine anyone being made ill by the two of you.
Maybe jealous rage for you finding each other, but not ill.
The two of you are a cute couple and I wish you both long lives and much happiness.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (+TuXx)

101 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM

When is he going to put a ring on it?

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)

102 I heard about the quake this afternoon. Glad you are well tcn.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)

103 Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)

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That actually sounds pretty bad. Glad to hear you are ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (EZebt)

104 I just realized it's going to be 2019 soon.


Weird.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)

105 Scrooged is all kinds of awesome.

My favorite straight remake is the TV one with George C. Scott.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Correct on both accounts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (7TCRf)

106 104 I just realized it's going to be 2019 soon.


Weird.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)

And still no flying cars.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

107 Happy New Year morons.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)

108 104 I just realized it's going to be 2019 soon.


Weird.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NLLmE)

It is the one after 2018.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (jLChk)

109 NPR = New PRavda

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (uEbPt)

110 Hi guys. All is well in the Great White North. Lots of rockin' and rollin' today, and still getting aftershocks, but nothing like those first few hours.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)


I assumed Alaskans - even in cities - are the type to have at least a couple days worth of water and canned food or pilot bread in the kitchen, right? It's not the sort of place where grocery stores get mobbed?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

111 want to look at the orangutan story...but they weren't putting their dicks in its mouth, were they? That just seems like a recipe for disaster even if they'd pulled all its teeth.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at N



you are confusing the orangutang with the abominable snowman from rudolph the red nosed reindeer. things they did to that poor guy after yukon cornelius let the dentite elf yank his teeth.



you know one of the more important mistakes young guys make when running whores is to not care for their teeth. they are expensive to repair and no one wants a whore without teeth. make sure they stay off the meth and brush after every blow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (MTjB1)

112

Miley and Publius

I can't imagine anyone being made ill by the two of you.


Me neither. I think y'all are cute, sharing your hashes and everything and forgetting to change your names when you post.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)

113 Alaska is a great state, and I hope everyone there is still ornery as ever.


Posted by: irright at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (RVcmP)

114 I can't imagine anyone being made ill by the two of you.
Maybe jealous rage for you finding each other, but not ill.
The two of you are a cute couple and I wish you both long lives and much happiness.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (+TuXx)

What's this???? Have I missed something?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (dUJdY)

115 Miley and Publius makin peeps be illin...

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (NLLmE)

116 Me neither. I think y'all are cute, sharing your hashes and everything and forgetting to change your names when you post.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)

*urp*

Sorry...just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

117 Prop Guy: Sir, I can't get these tiny antlers to stay on Santa's mice...

Frank Cross: Did you try staples?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (7TCRf)

118 you know one of the more important mistakes young guys make when running whores is to not care for their teeth. they are expensive to repair and no one wants a whore without teeth. make sure they stay off the meth and brush after every blow.
Posted by: yankeefifth

The More You Know...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (5RXy6)

119 Hey everybody.

I guess I'm doing good at the new job. My boss wants me to work an extra half hour every day. Woo hoo! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (miE9U)

120 Glad you're ok, tcn

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (kkoXz)

121 And still no flying cars.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)



Flying cars are stupid. Hate em.

Posted by: Sour Grapes at November 30, 2018 10:05 PM (NLLmE)

122 It is the one after 2018.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (jLChk)


No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.

x + y = 2019.

Now THAT'S weird.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

123

Prop Guy: Sir, I can't get these tiny antlers to stay on Santa's mice...



Frank Cross: Did you try staples?


"...and starring Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (HaL55)

124 I just realized it's going to be 2019 soon.

I get to semi retire in April. I can't even begin to tell you how much I am looking forward to that. Then another year and full retirement and I can make all the damn fucking jewelry I want!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

125 101 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 09:44 PM

When is he going to put a ring on it?
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)


When he does, I'm going to the wedding!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

126 tcn
Glad you're okay. I thought of you when I heard about the quake.
7.0 is the final score by USGS. It changed a couple of times. No tsunami although they did put a warning out, soon cancelled. Glad you're all right.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (+TuXx)

127 Story linked on Instapundit says that the Dallas Policewoman who shot the dude in his own apartment because she thought she was in hers has been indicted for murder.

Warning, Hot Air link at Insta.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (jLChk)

128 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at N



well, who complained and what did they say?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

129 tcn; glad you made it through that. praying that there won't be another one. damn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (KP5rU)

130 I assumed Alaskans - even in cities - are the type to have at least a couple days worth of water and canned food or pilot bread in the kitchen, right? It's not the sort of place where grocery stores get mobbed?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

Yep.

I thought it was cute that the President offered federal disaster relief. We mostly do without. The DOT is already out fixing the collapsed onramps to the airport. Most folks at the grocery stores are just cleaning up the mess.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (NXsWM)

131 118 you know one of the more important mistakes young guys make when running whores is to not care for their teeth. they are expensive to repair and no one wants a whore without teeth. make sure they stay off the meth and brush after every blow.
Posted by: yankeefifth

The More You Know...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (5RXy6


Gum jobs are the best

And you call yourself a yankee fan

Posted by: Joe Pepitone at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

132

{{{Miley + Publius}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

133 Pabst Blue Ribbon breakfast of champions. Drink of heroes. Nectar of the nominal.

Posted by: Tappen v.Offenhauser at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (V9ATq)

134 When he does, I'm going to the wedding!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

You know, the open bar at a moron wedding/meetup could be pretty epic.

Might even put a smile on Insomniac's face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (jLChk)

135 tcn - Thanks for checking in. The pics, especially of the roads, looked scary. Good luck with the repairs.

And speaking of scary, the footage of the skydivers was absolutely terrifying. It truly is a miracle that everyone, including the pilots, survived.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (XXNQ+)

136 I thought whores with no teeth, big ears and flat heads were every man's wet dream?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)

137 was working a part time job in college. old guy walked in. for some reason he took out his teeth and did not have anything but gum and tongue in his mouth. when he left one of his coworkers said "he is an ugly little fucker but he gives a hell of a blowjob."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (MTjB1)

138 {{{Miley + Publius}}}


Scandalous.

Posted by: Sour Grapes at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (NLLmE)

139 Well, I guess it's a good thing that everybody involved in the mid-air collision were wearing parachutes and knew how to use them. What are the odds of that?

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

140

And speaking of scary, the footage of the skydivers was absolutely
terrifying. It truly is a miracle that everyone, including the pilots,
survived.


Yeah, talk about an "OH SHIT!!" moment...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (HaL55)

141 136; tammy! never heard that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

142 Also, fuck the assholes who are bothered by Miley and Publius' joy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (/E4k7)

143 134 When he does, I'm going to the wedding!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

You know, the open bar at a moron wedding/meetup could be pretty epic.

Might even put a smile on Insomniac's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:08 PM (jLChk)


I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

144 No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.

x + y = 2019.

Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin

This...
means something!

Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)

145 97 88; where's my football?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 09:59 PM (KP5rU)


If it was up your ass you would know......


///

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

146

Well, I guess it's a good thing that everybody involved in the mid-air
collision were wearing parachutes and knew how to use them. What are
the odds of that?


How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (HaL55)

147 144 No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.

x + y = 2019.

Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin

This...
means something!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)

Quit playing with your mashed potatoes. What are you, five?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)

148 Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (KP5rU)

Huh, I thought it was pretty common knowledge!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (/E4k7)

149 All you conservative halfwits who are happy that that premature baby survived need to read up on my views about rationing healthcare.

Posted by: Zeke Emanuel, Obama Cohort at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

150 Wait. There's going to be an AoSHQ wedding?

Oh, this should be good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (YEpQs)

151 you call yourself a yankee fan
Posted by: Joe Pepitone at N




who said that?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (MTjB1)

152 I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.

I'll take up your slack. Anything I can do to help out.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (PF4TZ)

153 145; whoa!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU)

154 Whew! Lotta good content.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (Y9zp1)

155 How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?

Global warming.

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (kkoXz)

156 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

Hi MisHum.
Is that from the Peanuts Christmas movie?

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (cS3Yq)

157 140 Yeah, talk about an "OH SHIT!!" moment...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:10 PM (HaL55)

------------

I know nothing about skydiving and plan to remain blissfully ignorant, but the way the plane that lost the wing fell, I wonder how the pilot was able to get out at all. Would he have been wearing a chute? Didn't seem like much time to get one on.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (XXNQ+)

158 136 I thought whores with no teeth, big ears and flat heads were every man's wet dream?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)


Is she rich?

https://youtu.be/tMwslcxW4ck

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (XGxYI)

159
152 I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.

I'll take up your slack. Anything I can do to help out.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM

Okay!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

160 153 145; whoa!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (KP5rU


All in jest my fellow CheeseHead

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

161 148: tammy, don't get out much anymore.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

162 Eh. All lovebirds make me ill.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

Even the wet blanket of your mood cannot extinguish our fiery love

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)

163 I'll take up your slack. Anything I can do to help out.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:12 PM (PF4TZ)

Me too!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

164 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556112495067136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556214559219712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556321925066752

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556420415725574

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556518478491648

Posted by: Tony Soprano at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (0Ntuf)

165 Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (XGxYI)

I am NOT clicking on that!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (/E4k7)

166 Even the wet blanket of your mood cannot extinguish our fiery love
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)

Nor should it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)

167 160: i knew that. ready for the big slushstorm?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

168 146
How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (HaL55)


I remember seeing an insurance company ad in an old Life magazine from the 1960s, which said that in year (x) there were only two cars in state (x). They collided.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

169 "HEINEKEN!!? FUCK THAT SHIT!! Pabst Blue Ribbon! That's what you'll be drinking tonight!!"

Posted by: Frank Booth at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (yHofW)

170 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556618525261825

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556720044195840

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556823026941952

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068556918136946688

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1068557008356458496

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (0Ntuf)

171 Apropos of absolutely nothing, I was thinking about times I've made jokes that (almost) no one laughed at today and remembered the time I thought I was going into early labor with my second. (I was just dehydrated. He was born on time and weighed 8 lb 15 oz.) I was five or six months along and had contractions, so we went to the women's hospital pregnancy "ER" (it was after hours).

Now, for those of you who haven't been pregnant or observed a pregnancy up close, if a woman is having contractions, the first thing they do is check the cervix. Manually. This doctor did an EXTREMELY thorough check, put me on some fluids, and left.

About an hour later, he came back and said, "Ok, you've been on fluids for an hour. Now I need to check your cervix again to make sure you're not dilating." I said reluctantly, "Ok, but I should at least get a cigarette this time."

He was not amused.

To cap the story, my discharge paperwork included a warning against smoking while pregnant.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (rWZ8Y)

172 yeah, so about that moron wedding, never happens.

1. every moron wedding is required to have whoever is officiating as if there is any man or woman that objects to these to people being joined in holy matrimony or knows any reason that they should not be.

2. no one has ever agreed to go through with the wedding after everyone makes their statements and even if they wanted to it would be impossible because by the time everyone was done listing their reasons the license would have gone past its use by date.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (MTjB1)

173 That orangutang story was missing something: the video of the summary executions of the guilty parties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (fDU8w)

174 tammy, don't get out much anymore.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

The big ears are for good grip, flat head is for a place to set your beer, I assume you know why the toothless part would be ideal....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (/E4k7)

175 Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

Cheers *clink*

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:16 PM (PF4TZ)

176 144 No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.

x + y = 2019.

Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin

This...
means something!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfuss at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (5RXy6)


I think this problem appears on the new AP calculus test for special snowflakes.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

177 I thought whores with no teeth, big ears and flat heads were every man's wet dream?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10:09 PM (/E4k7)


That's actually a supremely terrifying being to actually imagine and also, in an alarming way, explains the Ernie/Bert dynamic.

BRB, gonna go fill a kiddie pool with sodium hydroxide and just... soak in it, for a bit. I may be a while.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

178 These guys were paying to fuck an orangutan? Where the hell did they think they were, Germany?
---
#OranguTanIsBad

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (kOpft)

179 165 Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (XGxYI)

I am NOT clicking on that!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 10

It's just a song. No video.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (XGxYI)

180 Even the wet blanket of your mood cannot extinguish our fiery love
Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM (NMAzL)

If it turns into a burning passion, you may want to get it checked out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:17 PM (jLChk)

181 How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?

Two planes but only one gas station.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (OiC69)

182 167 160: i knew that. ready for the big slushstorm?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

I hope it hits after my fishing adventure tomorrow.

But, yes I am ready. Just got my 8,000 watt generator today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

183 About an hour later, he came back and said, "Ok, you've been on fluids for an hour. Now I need to check your cervix again to make sure you're not dilating." I said reluctantly, "Ok, but I should at least get a cigarette this time."


That's funny!! I think if I had done that my doctor would have laughed his ass off. Dr.Sugar. No joke,that was his name. Great guy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)

184 There already was an AOSHQ wedding, just over eight years ago. I met my husband here.

100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

185 And still no flying cars.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)

Damn bastards what promised us flying cars!

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (oBghv)

186 Even the wet blanket of your mood cannot extinguish our fiery love


Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:14 PM


Go on...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (CLcKT)

187 I think I speak for most of the guys here when we prefer the frisson of danger with 'toothed' BJs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:19 PM (jLChk)

188 I think this problem appears on the new AP calculus test for special snowflakes.

I only get 2018!

Posted by: December Snowflakes at November 30, 2018 10:20 PM (OiC69)

189 100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

I really need to meet you.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

190 Kids greeting our First Lady, one saying she looks like an angel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Rn6wOeHt4

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (9YBqo)

191 100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)



Which side were you on? Consider your answer carefully.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (NLLmE)

192 I think I speak for most of the guys here when we prefer the frisson of danger with 'toothed' BJs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

A little toothy is okay as long as they don't make like a cheese grater.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (5RXy6)

193 Radio Station stops playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" after listeners voice concerns about lyrics in #metoo era

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1068615818953596928

The Dean Martin & Martina McBride cover is my favorite

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

194 Longbows vs .308
Discuss

Or, cuss

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (+TuXx)

195

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (9YBqo)

===
Sweet. It's from 2017. I hope to see something like that for this year, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (oGNNA)

196 How NeverTrump Rolls: The Humiliation of Jonah Soyberg

Forget it Ace, It's Cucktown.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (7TCRf)

197 A little toothy is okay as long as they don't make like a cheese grater.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:21 PM (5RXy6)

I am just saying the presence of teeth (not used) is a positive, not a detriment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (jLChk)

198 Jewells, my doc would have laughed too :-) This was the guy on duty at the ER. I don't know if he was worried about sexual harassment, too young to have developed enough detachment about what is frankly a pretty damn invasive (but necessary!) thing to do to a woman, or just had no sense of humor.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

199 Orangutan prostitute. Borneo is a a largely Muslim nation, and apparently there is a shortage of goats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

200
Steve Martin says it best...
https://youtu.be/HfuWe1N09qI?t=16

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (HaL55)

201 most unlikely plane crash ever



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Namibia_mid-air_collision

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)

202 How do the only two planes in the air for miles around crash into each other like that?
---
Ever seen synchronized swimming?

It takes a lot of practice.

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (kOpft)

203 Posted by: tcn in AK at November 30, 2018 09:56 PM (NXsWM)

Thanks for posting, I was wondering if you and yours were OK. Really glad to know you are.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (f3oO4)

204 174; well that explains it. somehow it kind of ruins the mood. shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)

205 FOOLS IN LOVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGPb7qL-Sck

Posted by: JOE JACKSON at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (yeIiP)

206 the teeth add an element of danger. no one hires boat to take them out to swim with toothless sharks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (MTjB1)

207 Radio Station stops playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" after listeners voice concerns about lyrics in #metoo era

Maybe they should be listening to NPCRadio instead of bourgeouise (? I've never written that word) music, comrades!

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (Ydn2k)

208 42 Bad Santa is one of my favorite Christmas movies.
Posted by: ALH


I saw it at the movie theater. There was a big sign in the lobby saying "Bad Santa is NOT a children's movie."

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

209 My favorite pop/rock Christmas songs

1. I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake
2. River - Joni Mitchell
3. 2000 Miles - The Pretenders
4. A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill
5. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
6. What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson
7. Christmas, Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
8. Little Town - Cliff Richard
9. Blue Christmas - Elvis
10. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (0Ntuf)

210 Santa Claus is goin' to town
ON YOUR MOM

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

211 The only 'Christmas Carol' that merits watching is the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing the pretenders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)

212 Thomas Sowell is the very definition of a Gentleman and a Scholar. I love to read his take on things.

Posted by: Gork at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (VmQ66)

213 About an hour later, he came back and said, "Ok, you've been on fluids for an hour. Now I need to check your cervix again to make sure you're not dilating." I said reluctantly, "Ok, but I should at least get a cigarette this time."


That's funny!! I think if I had done that my doctor would have laughed his ass off. Dr.Sugar. No joke,that was his name. Great guy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)


The second baby I had, I put up for adoption. Same dr that delivered little infidel. After, when I was in the hospital room, he asked if he could get me anything. I said, yes, a beer. Thinking that would never happen. An hour late I had a quart of been in my hand. Dr. Johnson was the best!

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)

214 2. no one has ever agreed to go through with the wedding after everyone makes their statements and even if they wanted to it would be impossible because by the time everyone was done listing their reasons the license would have gone past its use by date.
Posted by: yankeefifth


You're getting pretty specific about a whole host of new rules and regs here, Y5.

Just how much Saudi money have you been using to buy up AoSHQ stock anyhow?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (7TCRf)

215 Teef in mouf - good...


Vagina dentata - bad!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (CLcKT)

216 mh; only 4" of ice on the mill pond here. no fishing for awhile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (KP5rU)

217 tcn in AK

Thanks for the positive report.

I was worried a tad. But Alaskans = tough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (hyuyC)

218 209 My favorite pop/rock Christmas songs

1. I Believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake
2. River - Joni Mitchell
3. 2000 Miles - The Pretenders
4. A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill
5. Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
6. What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson
7. Christmas, Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
8. Little Town - Cliff Richard
9. Blue Christmas - Elvis
10. Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 1


This is a great list!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

219 most unlikely plane crash ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Namibia_mid-air_collision
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)


Yow, I had not heard of that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

220 The only 'Christmas Carol' that merits watching is the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing the pretenders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)


Agreed. Also Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (T71PA)

221 TGIF

Posted by: Fat Jack at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (CZctn)

222 I'm no mountain climber but when it comes to bjs I prefer the element of danger.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (NLLmE)

223 Infidel: did you ever meet the kid again who got adopted ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

224 When is he going to put a ring on it?

Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2018 10:00 PM (cS3Yq)

Ha! He reserves the right to choose the occasion.

No one's ever asked me to marry before. Long story, but it will be a special moment when it comes.
And thank you to all the well-wishers. We appreciate it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (NMAzL)

225 Radio Station stops playing "Baby It's Cold Outside" after listeners voice concerns about lyrics in #metoo era


Listeners = 3 losers.

This reminds me of a similar episode from a decade ago in the UK. There is a Christmas song by The Pogues. It has a line where 'faggot' is used. Well BBC decided that was unacceptable so they stopped playing the song. The Brits were pissed and after lots and lots of angry calls, the BBC brought the song back. Probably helped that lots of gays were writing in and saying it wasn't a big deal, the song is great, put it back on. Anyway, it is a great song. https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (yHofW)

226 Mrs.Peel.. probably young and a little scared to let loose a little. My doc had been around awhile. In fact when he was an Air Force doc I was a Candy Striper in his office. God he was a handsome thing. Many years later when I moved to MO I needed an OB/GYN and was looking in the phone book and saw his name. I thought.. there's only ONE Dr. Sugar!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

227 tcn in AK

Prayers ascending for you and yours, and for a good foundation on the house. I dislike when houses submerge in a swamp. Or catch fire before they sink.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (hyuyC)

228 No, 2019 will be a special year. Take the year you were born, x. Add your age in 2019, y.

x + y = 2019.

Now THAT'S weird.
Posted by: hogmartin

Dude, no math after 10PM EST!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (f3oO4)

229 The second baby I had, I put up for adoption. Same dr that delivered little infidel. After, when I was in the hospital room, he asked if he could get me anything. I said, yes, a beer. Thinking that would never happen. An hour late I had a quart of been in my hand. Dr. Johnson was the best!
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)


That had to have been tough. Bless you.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

230 The only 'Christmas Carol' that merits watching is the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing the pretenders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

A Blackadder Christmas Carol.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (5RXy6)

231 Sad how Wikipedia's begging for money now. I assume they're liberal so therefore have no fucks to give.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (NLLmE)

232 Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM


No love for Cheech and Chong's 'Santa Claus And His Ol' Lady'?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:28 PM (CLcKT)

233 Your Grace, Miley the blessed,

I wish you both much happiness. May you never run out of massage oil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (hyuyC)

234 'We Call This Christmas Where I'm From' by the Murphys is pretty good.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (ykYG2)

235 Christmas in Hell Christmas Songs

1. Do They Know It's Christmastime - Band Aid
2. Last Christmas - WHAM
3. Christmas Shoes - New Song
4. My Grownup Christmas List - Barbra Streisand
5. I Heard the Bells at Christmastime - Harry Belafonte
6. Happy Christmas - John Lennon & Yoko Ono
7. A Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
8. All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
9. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
10. Step Into Christmas - Elton John

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)

236 Dammit.

Cat #2 just knocked my beer off the table. Now i gotta drink whiskey.

Oh, wait.

Good times are here again!!!

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (oBghv)

237 It has come to my attention that Publius and I are making some of you ill. So sorry about that.

Posted by: Miley, the pissy Duchess

Might as well just post photos or a link to a web cam.

It doesn't get any tackier than you, so what the hell!

Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)

238 218: Your list is missing Fairytale of New York - The Pogues. Yea, I keep harping on that song. Really, its great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (yHofW)

239 Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CLcKT)

240 An hour late I had a quart of been in my hand. Dr. Johnson was the best!
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:26 PM (PF4TZ)


Think nothing of it, ma'am.

*tips shabby hat*

Posted by: A hobo wandering through the hospital at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

241 Miley, I'm so very happy for you

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

242 You're getting pretty specific about a whole host of new rules and regs here, Y5.

Just how much Saudi money have you been using to buy up AoSHQ stock anyhow?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at N




well, they are not my rules. but every real wedding has to have the listing of grievances, offenses, sins, crimes and perversions or it is not a real wedding. not sure how any moron would disagree.

once the listing is finished most morons would likely agree that the only person that would marry them is another moron. the catch is that their families usually drag them out of the church.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)

243 kbdabear
Glad to see I am not the only Christmas Wrapping fan!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (f3oO4)

244 It doesn't get any tackier than you, so what the hell!
Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)


Who the hell are you saying is tacky?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

245 With the exception of #8 I agree with you KB

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

246 Well done, WeirdDave - Thank you!

"Boeing 7&7"

Priceless!!

Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)

247

Planet of the Orangutans - Col. Taylor's Revenge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (aKsyK)

248 231 Sad how Wikipedia's begging for money now. I assume they're liberal so therefore have no fucks to give.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:28 P


They do fundraiser requests a few times a year.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (XGxYI)

249 I'm not feeling the love here.

Posted by: John Lennon at November 30, 2018 10:33 PM (CDGwz)

250 246 Well done, WeirdDave - Thank you!

"Boeing 7&7"

Priceless!!
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 10:32 PM (vUcdz)



My dear! How is life treating you, L'l bro?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

251 Last Christmas I gave up my butt
The very next day you called me a slut
This year I'm saving my rear
I'm bending over for... some other dude

Posted by: george michael at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (ykYG2)

252 The MAC Championship went down to the wire but N. Illinois beat Buffalo.

The PAC-12 Championship is on going. Washington is beating Utah, 10-3.

Damn shame Wash St. didn't make it. Mike Leach is a national treasure!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (yHofW)

253 I remember that orangutan story. Worst After School Special ever.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (jp0Bv)

254 "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" was originally done by the Irish Rovers. So it stands to reason that any covers would be inferior.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (fDU8w)

255 249: you must be new.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (KP5rU)

256 Christmas miracle: Jonah's getting shit-hammered by all corners on his NPR regurgitation.

Bonus: he's doubling down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (7TCRf)

257 @224


Beats listening to the oh woe is me I'm a widow bullshit.

Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)

258 199 Orangutan prostitute. Borneo is a a largely Muslim nation, and apparently there is a shortage of goats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)


Suddenly I'm not so opposed to the Punk Monkey photo in the daytime threads. It's certainly better than an orangutan prostitute photo.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

259 Infidel: did you ever meet the kid again who got adopted ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:27 PM (ykYG2)


Yes, boulder. She came out about a year before dad passed. Brought her 2 yo daughter with her. It was scary, surreal and happy all at the same time. If that makes any sense. She's a pretty gal to. Lives in the freak show that is Oly, WA.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (PF4TZ)

260 Well, I made it past 200 comments. I'm done in..long week. Night all. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

261 251 Last Christmas I gave up my butt
The very next day you called me a slut
This year I'm saving my rear
I'm bending over for... some other dude
Posted by: george michael at November 30, 2018 10:34 PM (ykYG2)



That doesn't rhyme. I laffed.

Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (NLLmE)

262 Night Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:36 PM (jLChk)

263 that's awesome Infidel. I vaguely remember now that you may have posted about it here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

264 Yow, I had not heard of that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at N


was not in the wikipedia story but there was a news story that said they found some of the german plane inside the c141, like the had flown into each other head on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (MTjB1)

265 my favorite christmas song:

things to do in denver when you're dead.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

266 243 kbdabear
Glad to see I am not the only Christmas Wrapping fan!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 30, 2018 10:31 PM (f3oO4)

--------------

I love Christmas Wrapping! On Christmas Eve, Ace always puts up a video of a house that has a light display synced to that song.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (XXNQ+)

267 Yes, boulder. She came out about a year before dad passed. Brought her 2 yo daughter with her. It was scary, surreal and happy all at the same time. If that makes any sense. She's a pretty gal to. Lives in the freak show that is Oly, WA.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (PF4TZ)

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As an adoptive parent of two kids, I thank you deeply for making that choice. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)

268 "...and starring Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:06 PM (HaL55)


Hey that's my gig!!

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (miE9U)

269 239 Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CLcKT)

Catchy, and it's the early 80's New Wave. The lyrics about having to rush around at the last minute is something everyone can relate to.

Besides, Ace would ban me if I didn't include it

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:38 PM (0Ntuf)

270 Appropos of thunderstorms, round 3 sounds like it is near.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:40 PM (oBghv)

271 Monumental idiocy:

@NewYorker

Scholars have known for centuries that Greek and Roman marble figures were routinely covered in bright paint. Why does the myth of their whiteness persist? http://nyer.cm/fmZ5Jh9


The pic really sells it:
twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1068708300915728384

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (7TCRf)

272 *urp*



Sorry...just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

Look on the bright side - now I'm much closer to you, and I can drive down in the Mustang to end your misery. I'll even do it for free.
Just kidding - I want the booze cabinet and the 42 bucks in loose change. Baby needs a coffee table.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (NMAzL)

273 I can't stand Laura Ingraham.
I am her biggest (conservative) critic.
Her last segment on US Trade was brilliant.

FoxBusiness should hang it head in shame.

She was prepared. She was knowledgeable.

Her guests were interesting and a true, HONEST debate between viewpoints was had.


She was outstanding.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (LL1Be)

274 I know nothing about skydiving and plan to remain blissfully ignorant, but the way the plane that lost the wing fell, I wonder how the pilot was able to get out at all. Would he have been wearing a chute? Didn't seem like much time to get one on.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:13 PM (XXNQ+)

I've had two jump pilots in the family. They always wear a chute when flying jumpers.
Also carry a big ass knife in case one of the jumpers gets hung up and has to be cut loose.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (1g7ch)

275 I was adopted and had good adoptive parents, so my birth mother made the right choice. Good on you Infidel.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)

276 OK, some explanations for my list

I Believe in Father Christmas

Greg Lake wrote a beautiful melody with lyrics that remind us that this is actually a holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus

Lake on the acoustic guitar alone made this great, add in Keith Emerson's riff from Sergei Prokofiev's 1934 suite and it's just a great song

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)

277 well, who complained and what did they say?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

I heard it through the grapevine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

278
*A Major Beer Battle Is Brewing and it Could Mean the End of PBR*

Somebody has to say it.

Ending PBR really does not qualify as a skirmish. Much less a major battle.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (oBghv)

279 lso carry a big ass knife in case one of the jumpers gets hung up and has to be cut loose.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at N



fixed blade so you do not have to fumble with opening.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (MTjB1)

280 ***TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A BAD MEETUP***

5. Any of the words/phrases "global warming," "sensitivity," "orange man bad," "proud NPCs" or "Al Gore" are in the title of the group

4. Meetup organizer wants everyone to kick off the first session with everyone sharing their name, a little bit about themselves, what they want to hope out of the meetup, and their credit card numbers with expiration dates

3. Most of your 'activities' consist of sewing together cheap wallet components for export

2. It's a meetup for Stanley Kubrick fans, but the organizer in his very first email notification of the group availability, misspells the name 'Kubric' (I know because I got this email today)

1. Your guest speaker for the evening: Joe Biden

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (miE9U)

281 I heard it through the grapevine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (NMAzL)

Not much longer would you be mine.

Posted by: Marvin Gaye at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (jLChk)

282 274 I've had two jump pilots in the family. They always wear a chute when flying jumpers.
Also carry a big ass knife in case one of the jumpers gets hung up and has to be cut loose.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (1g7ch)

---------------

Thanks for the info!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (XXNQ+)

283 Catchy, and it's the early 80's New Wave. The lyrics
about having to rush around at the last minute is something everyone
can relate to.



Besides, Ace would ban me if I didn't include it



Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:38 PM


Yeah! I just looked it up on Utoob... I've heard it before, didn't know the name...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:44 PM (CLcKT)

284 271 Monumental idiocy:

@NewYorker

Scholars have known for centuries that Greek and Roman marble figures were routinely covered in bright paint. Why does the myth of their whiteness persist? http://nyer.cm/fmZ5Jh9


The pic really sells it:
twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1068708300915728384
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (7TCRf)


Oh I know! It's because that's how they look now and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your liberals stupid guilt about your skin color

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)

285 River - Joni Mitchell

It's a beautiful and melancholy song without getting morbid. The piano chords hooked me forever

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

286 I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

You should go for it, Ladyl! He thinks I'm adorable when I'm plastered.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NMAzL)

287 Look on the bright side - now I'm much closer to you, and I can drive down in the Mustang to end your misery. I'll even do it for free.
Just kidding - I want the booze cabinet and the 42 bucks in loose change. Baby needs a coffee table.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:41 PM (NMAzL)

You can take mine along with the loose change and liquor.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

288 I heard it through the grapevine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N



well, if it makes you feel better, if I had complaints I would share them with you here.

so you know my general hqconops is that everyting posted is fair game. which sometimes requires more self-restraint than I may have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

289 I can't stand Laura Ingraham.
I am her biggest (conservative) critic.
Her last segment on US Trade was brilliant.
Posted by: mikeyG


She's good in Fox interviews. She's abominable on radio. Her radio show was just a obnoxious set of snorting, cutting off guests, and what I hope was bad microphones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (7TCRf)

290 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

291 2000 Miles

The lyrics are in the same vein as "I'll Be Home for Christmas" and it's The Pretenders at their prime.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (0Ntuf)

292 it is after Thanksgiving, and before Christmas.

I can officially post links to Christmas songs.

This one is . . . Luscious. Just not sexy.

https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (mUa7G)

293 {{{calm mentor}}} {{{rickl}}}

She had a great childhood. I am so thankful for that. My main worry for over 26 years.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (PF4TZ)

294 I don't know any more. I just know.
I hope everyone has a happy life

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (l9m7l)

295 She called me the n word!!!

Posted by: Kareeem Hunte at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (aKsyK)

296 Oh I know! It's because that's how they look now
and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your
liberals stupid guilt about your skin color

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)
It's also because those statues have recognizably Caucasian features and hair.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)

297 What a Year for a New Year - Dan Wilson

Doesn't get play on the radio but it should. It's a nice mellow tune.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (0Ntuf)

298 I heard it through the grapevine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N



my biggest complaint would be that I have been waiting for those lingerie pics you promised way back and I feel a little awkward continuing to bug you about them not that you are dating.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (MTjB1)

299 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

Really? You?

I would have never guessed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

300 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

Is that what keeps you up at night?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (pkeCj)

301 286 I'm a one-drink-only kind of 'Ette (pathetic, I know) but their wedding might merit two drinks.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

You should go for it, Ladyl! He thinks I'm adorable when I'm plastered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NMAzL)


So glad you found the perfect man!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

302 290
I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
I'm the same way. There's one hobby that I have never been tempted to spend money on.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:50 PM (d6Ksn)

303 Imsoniac, maybe you should come cool your heels in CO for a few days. You can't be that bad.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)

304 290 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)


Does that mean you won't fly in airplanes either?

I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

305 ou should go for it, Ladyl! He thinks I'm adorable when I'm plastered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N




every guy thinks that until he has to wash the chunks of puke out of you hair after you passed out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

306 Imsoniac, maybe you should come cool your heels in CO for a few days. You can't be that bad.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)


I offered first, and besides, there's pizza rolls in the freezer.

It's hard to compete with pizza rolls.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

307 I just come here for the sidebar posts.

Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)

308 Insom and Donna, agreed about skydiving.

I've read at Pinochet Tours, they do skydiving the old-fashioned way...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (miE9U)

309 100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

We haven't had a fight yet. I wonder what it will be about. I don't know nothin' 'bout no archery.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (NMAzL)

310 River - Joni Mitchell

It's a beautiful and melancholy song without getting morbid. The piano chords hooked me forever
Posted by: kbdabear
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On 'Blue' album, no?

Posted by: John Lennon at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (CDGwz)

311 Christmas, Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love

Phil Spector was a nutjob but in his prime he knew how to produce some music that sounded great on an AM car radio

Nowadays I think of the Goodfellas Christmas party when I hear it...

"Jimmy: Didn't I tell you not to buy anything to attract attention? Huh? What's the matter wit you? Get it outta here! Don't buy anything ya hear me? YOU DON'T BUY ANYTHING!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)

312 It's hard to compete with pizza rolls.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (t+qrx)


This is true.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM (PF4TZ)

313 I just come here for the sidebar posts.
Posted by: Chris M at November 30, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)

Reminds me of the guy who says, "I just come to this nudie bar for the buffalo wings."*

(*Which in fairness, it seems a lot of people have said here and elsewhere over the years, that a lot of those bars have surprisingly good food.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 10:54 PM (miE9U)

314 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.
Posted by: Insomniac at N




you should probably go. talk about changing things up and confronting your fears. everything else will seem like a vacation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)

315 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

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When I was much younger, I used to skydive and also worked high steel construction. Never bothered me at all.

Now, I got queasy just looking at that Citibank commercial where a woman rock climbed out onto a finger rock that looked to be about 2000 feet up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:55 PM (ffYR/)

316 Little Town - Cliff Richard

Nice song that's basically a pop version hymnal

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)

317 Wait...there's going to be a wedding? Where?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CDGwz)

318 Kid rock was ousted as Grand Marshall of the Christmas Parade for his comment on F&F- "Screw that Joy Behar Bitch>"

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (hECVl)

319 you know, the thing about pizza rolls is that I have never stopped eating them until they were gone. does not matter if you set 5, 10 or 100 in front of me I would keep eating.


which ones do you have?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

320 We haven't had a fight yet. I wonder what it will be about. I don't know nothin' 'bout no archery.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:53 PM


Has he thrown "Farrah" in the dustbin yet?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CLcKT)

321 And now Rd #3 of rain is coming down.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (oBghv)

322 The only 'Christmas Carol' that merits watching is
the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing
the pretenders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)

Aye.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (NMAzL)

323 Miley,

Glad you have a hunk of burning love. But make sure he makes you an honest woman. Or you will have to settle for Santa screaming on Dasher.

Prayers for the people in the great white north, and all who deserve them.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (tCvhJ)

324 The only 'Christmas Carol' that merits watching is the 1951 Alastair Sim version. There is simply no point in discussing the pretenders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 10:25 PM (xSo9G)


I really liked Rich Little's Christmas Carol. I was much younger then, so don't judge me too harshly. Don't know if it's aged well.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (LMcFk)

325 Farrah the Ficus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (jLChk)

326 Y'all made me watch Valarian again with my son.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (kufk0)

327 We haven't had a fight yet. I wonder what it will be about. I don't know nothin' 'bout no archery.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N



well, the hq has money on the first fight will be when you leave him tied up for five days because he forgot his safeword.



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)

328 296 Oh I know! It's because that's how they look now
and it's how we're used to seeing them! It has nothing to do with your
liberals stupid guilt about your skin color

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:45 PM (XGxYI)
It's also because those statues have recognizably Caucasian features and hair.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 10:48 PM (d6Ksn)



.... well I guess Italian can be considered white.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)

329

I'm scared shitless of heights.


So am I, but I always try to get a window seat when I fly because I like looking out the window.

Maybe I'm not scared of heights, just falling. Hmm, now that I think about it, Mumsey Dearest was rather clumsy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (HaL55)

330 I really liked Rich Little's Christmas Carol. I was much younger then, so don't judge me too harshly. Don't know if it's aged well.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (LMcFk)

I remember that. Probably not, but I could be wrong. Probably a lot more jokes in there I would get now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (jLChk)

331 Blue Christmas - Elvis

Classic Elvis. Heartbreak over a lost love.

Who hasn't pined over a lost love at Christmas. Besides, I love doing my Elvis impersonation while singing it.

Uh-huh.. Thankya vurra much

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)

332
"Screw that Joy Behar Bitch>"

I'd never do that as long as I had at least one good hand.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (aKsyK)

333 Kid rock was ousted as Grand Marshall of the Christmas Parade for his comment on F&F- "Screw that Joy Behar Bitch>"
Posted by: redridinghood

I will be forever disappointed he didn't run for Senate.
Via con Dios Sen Rock...
*tear*

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (5RXy6)

334 really do not like heights but I do not think I would have issues skydiving.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

335 .... well I guess Italian can be considered white.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)

Thanks. Not all of us can have the pale and easily burned complexion of you germanic bastards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (jLChk)

336 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

Great Rockabilly beat, and I'm just hooked on that high note guitar riff

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (0Ntuf)

337 275 I was adopted and had good adoptive parents, so my birth mother made the right choice. Good on you Infidel.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:42 PM (sdi6R)


I forgot to mention that I hold no resentment towards her whatsoever.

Just saying, Infidel. For what it's worth.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

338 sharks on the other hand, no thanks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

339 Your Grace, Miley the blessed,



I wish you both much happiness. May you never run out of massage oil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2018 10:29 PM (hyuyC)

We prefer a non-greasy lotion, Salty, but I appreciate the sentiments!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (NMAzL)

340 "Screw that Joy Behar Bitch>"

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (hECVl)

I saw that this am live. He mentioned he was having Bailey's in his coffee.

Fox tried to walk it back like they pussy whipped cucks they are.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (PF4TZ)

341 Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (XZ3Gp)

342 I'm sure Kid was heartbroken.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

343 I'd never do that as long as I had at least one good hand.
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Or an orangutan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (CDGwz)

344 Really? You?

I would have never guessed


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at N




snort. thanks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

345 which ones do you have?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)


I mean... I guess strictly speaking, I don't have any pizza rolls. This was always kind of a half-assed commitment. But there's a Meijer, two Krogers, and a Sam's Club within 3 miles. So I could have pizza rolls here by the time anyone shows up.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

346 335 .... well I guess Italian can be considered white.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 10:58 PM (XGxYI)

Thanks. Not all of us can have the pale and easily burned complexion of you germanic bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (jLChk)


I'm part Irish too. Not just German. Beer and whisky!

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (XGxYI)

347
He mentioned he was having Bailey's in his coffee.

I'll have Jennifer's in my tea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (aKsyK)

348

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree


B'Gal and I went to a local steak house yesterday evening to celebrate our 15th anniversary of living in sin. Heard a killer Texas swing version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
Smoking guitar and pedal steel solos. Have no idea who it could've been.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:02 PM (HaL55)

349 I'm sure Kid was heartbroken.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

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I know, right? Like he has any phuchs to give for this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (ffYR/)

350 you know, when morons get married or into dating and screwing, when they get divorced / break up, if they do, who gets the blog? do they have to change their nic so their ex does not know who they are?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

351 4. Meetup organizer wants everyone to kick off the first session with
everyone sharing their name, a little bit about themselves, what they
want to hope out of the meetup, and their credit card numbers with
expiration dates


Losers. You need to get the three-digit security code from the back side as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

352 Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:01 PM (XZ3Gp)


So sorry, votermom.

*hugs*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

353 345 which ones do you have?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)

I mean... I guess strictly speaking, I don't have any pizza rolls. This was always kind of a half-assed commitment. But there's a Meijer, two Krogers, and a Sam's Club within 3 miles. So I could have pizza rolls here by the time anyone shows up.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:02 P



And of course the only correct answer is Totino's.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)

354 Might as well just post photos or a link to a web cam.



It doesn't get any tackier than you, so what the hell!

Posted by: Icarus at November 30, 2018 10:30 PM (CZctn)

Pretend you're in the 80s and all the porn is written. Don't forget your sticky sock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (NMAzL)

355 Kindltot, not if you have a credit card machine ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (miE9U)

356 349: as gump would say, "one less thing."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

357 A Baby Changes Everything - Faith Hill

This song is as gorgeous as Faith. The Baby of course being Jesus.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 11:04 PM (0Ntuf)

358 Under tornado watch, and power keeps cutting off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)

359
as gump would say, "one less thing."
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Is that a "reverse Columbo?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (aKsyK)

360 And of course the only correct answer is Totino's.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)


Who makes those frozen mini egg roll things that are like pizza rolls? Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

361 358: looks nasty there tammy. take care.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

362 Does that mean you won't fly in airplanes either?



I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.

Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

I can't speak for Insomniac, but for me, airplanes are different. I'm fine in an enclosed space. I can go on roller coasters with no problem, but I get extremely nervous on high ladders. Perhaps it's not a fear of heights, but a fear of falling.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:06 PM (d6Ksn)

363 358 Under tornado watch, and power keeps cutting off.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)

Your husband working the pedal generator for the computer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (jLChk)

364 I wonder how many recording artists, Hollywood celebs and other artists, back in the 1970s/80s, ever gave (and received) nicely-wrapped boxes full of cocaine for Christmas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)

365 Beats listening to the oh woe is me I'm a widow bullshit.



Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)

And I can't tell you how much more enjoyable it is to be happy than wanting to die. I appreciate your appreciation;.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (NMAzL)

366 358
Under tornado watch, and power keeps cutting off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (/E4k7)
Stay safe, Tammy!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (d6Ksn)

367 'Blue Christmas', by Porky Pig.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (xSo9G)

368 Totino's Pizza Rolls!
The secret ingredient is crack!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (miE9U)

369 Valérian ?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

370 I mean... I guess strictly speaking, I don't have any pizza rolls. This was always kind of a half-assed commitment. But there's a Meijer, two Krogers, and a Sam's Club within 3 miles. So I could have pizza rolls here by the time anyone shows up.
Posted by: hogmartin at N




dude, if you do not want me to come to your house just say so. you don't have to make up some story.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)

371 360 And of course the only correct answer is Totino's.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (XGxYI)

Who makes those frozen mini egg roll things that are like pizza rolls? Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)



I still can't figure out how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (XGxYI)

372 The thing that makes the orangutan story even more horrifying (to the extent that's even possible) is that there was apparently also a female human prostitute available, yet many of the customers chose the ape. Think about the implications of that for a minute.

No picture of the woman. I guess there are some some elbows too sharp for even for a British tabloid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)

373 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:07 PM (NMAzL)

I'm happy you are happy, Miley!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)

374 daughter wanted me to go skydiving with her once. i told her she wasn't named in my life insurance policy. fuck that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

375 As an adoptive parent of two kids, I thank you deeply for making that choice. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)


As a human being, I thank you deeply for making that choice.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (LMcFk)

376 CZctn is a bolus in need of a laxative. Cobs?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (ykYG2)

377 Buzzion, depends on how hungry you are.
If you're starving and broke, Totino's pizzas aren't horrible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)

378 > I still can't figure out how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.

Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)

379 he only correct answer is Totino's.
Posted by: Buzzion at N


yes

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

380
I can go on roller coasters with no problem, but I get extremely nervous on high ladders. Perhaps it's not a fear of heights, but a fear of falling.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


It takes a lot of effort to fall from a roller coaster but not from a ladder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

381 Let's do a moron meetup in Asheville.

Posted by: MAGA at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (/8RAd)

382 You can take mine along with the loose change and liquor.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:46 PM (NWiLs)

Wouldn't fit in the trunk, dude. Not with you in there.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (NMAzL)

383 Magnitude 7 earthquake here this morning. Still getting aftershocks 11 hours later.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (8ecsm)

384

The thing that makes the orangutan story even more horrifying (to the
extent that's even possible) is that there was apparently also a female
human prostitute available, yet many of the customers chose the ape.
Think about the implications of that for a minute.


"Yeah, you're too ugly. I'll take the monkey instead."

That has to work wonders for a girl's self-esteem.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (HaL55)

385 As an adoptive parent of two kids, I thank you deeply for making that choice. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)

As a human being, I thank you deeply for making that choice.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (LMcFk)

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It was and is truly my pleasure. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (ffYR/)

386 Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets. A movie that was mentioned in the last thread.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)

387 how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.

Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at N



has to do with manufacturing process. the individual rolls are harvested from trees, washed, seeded, flash frozen and packaged. the pizzas require them to process the rolls into pizzas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (MTjB1)

388 wanna win?


less comity.

MOAR KID ROCK

Posted by: mikeyG at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (LL1Be)

389 That has to work wonders for a girl's self-esteem.


Not too many prostitutes with high self-esteem.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (yHofW)

390 It's got to suck for the driver of that car stuck in a part of Alaska road surrounded by sinkholes and chasmata.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (ykYG2)

391 > I still can't figure out how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.

Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)


But we keep trying them, earnestly believing that the next one will be better. Totino's party pizzas are an allegory for the Sisyphean undertaking of life itself.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (t+qrx)

392 I'm late to the party but Miley and Publius - wonderful!

I wish you much happiness! How cool is this?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:12 PM (9rIkM)

393 well, the hq has money on the first fight will be when you leave him tied up for five days because he forgot his safeword.


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:57 PM (MTjB1)


My ex-GF and I agreed that our default safeword should be "OW! Motherf#*r!"

It was things like this why we stayed together so long.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:13 PM (mUa7G)

394 > has to do with manufacturing process. the individual rolls are harvested from trees, washed, seeded, flash frozen and packaged. the pizzas require them to process the rolls into pizzas.

So the pizza rolls are basically the sauced bread product equivalent of veal or suckling pig? Baby pizzas before they're full grown?

Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand, maybe one made only from pizza rolls that have been naturally miscarried?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (8ecsm)

395 well, if it makes you feel better, if I had complaints I would share them with you here.



so you know my general hqconops is that everyting posted is fair
game. which sometimes requires more self-restraint than I may have.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

I know you would, Y5. I love that about you.
>>>my biggest complaint would be that I have been waiting for those
lingerie pics you promised way back and I feel a little awkward
continuing to bug you about them [now] that you are dating.
Awkward, yes. Maybe it will make you feel better that I don't own lingerie. I mostly don't wear underwear at home, and fortunately Publius doesn't have a problem with that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (NMAzL)

396 So the pizza rolls are basically the sauced bread product equivalent of veal or suckling pig? Baby pizzas before they're full grown?

Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at N




lol & lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

397

Is there a cruelty-free pizza roll brand, maybe one made only from pizza rolls that have been naturally miscarried?

Those come from Planned Parmesan.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (HaL55)

398 257 @224


Beats listening to the oh woe is me I'm a widow bullshit.
Posted by: Observer with long memory at November 30, 2018 10:35 PM (CZctn)


GFY, asswipe.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

399 > It's got to suck for the driver of that car stuck in a part of Alaska road surrounded by sinkholes and chasmata.

It's hard to believe, but I've heard of nothing more serious than minor injuries, and one house fire apparently caused by a gas leak or something of that nature.

Yeah, some the roads are majorly fucked up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (8ecsm)

400 I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

And in this instance, for once, they used them in the right way, to bail out of an unserviceable airplane.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (fDU8w)

401 I still can't figure out how totinos pizza rolls are awesome but their party pizzas are absolutely vile disgusting abominations.

Yes! It's uncanny, is what it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (8ecsm)

But we keep trying them, earnestly believing that the next one will be better. Totino's party pizzas are an allegory for the Sisyphean undertaking of life itself.
Posted by: hogmartin

I can't believe I'm the only one here who's been party pizza drunk and/or high.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (5RXy6)

402 Maybe it will make you feel better that I don't own lingerie. I mostly don't wear underwear at home, and fortunately Publius doesn't have a problem with that.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at N



works for me. you know I am a big fan of the "less is more" theory.

you have my email.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

403 Buzzion, depends on how hungry you are.
If you're starving and broke, Totino's pizzas aren't horrible.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2018 11:08 PM (miE9U)


If you're starving and broke, you'll save money - and eat better - by making your own pizza from scratch.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)

404 OK, some explanations for my list

I Believe in Father Christmas

Greg Lake wrote a beautiful melody with lyrics that remind us that this is actually a holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus

Lake on the acoustic guitar alone made this great, add in Keith Emerson's riff from Sergei Prokofiev's 1934 suite and it's just a great song

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
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Best I remember, originally written as a protest song People didn't take it that way and Greg went along w/ it.

Wonderful song, play it throughout the year.

Posted by: dDan at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (hwYmz)

405 > I can't believe I'm the only one here who's been party pizza drunk and/or high.

Yeah, but you can't judge culinary quality based on what you eat while drunk or high.

I mean, I've been known to eat pork rinds while in that state.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (8ecsm)

406 every guy thinks that until he has to wash the chunks of puke out of your hair after you passed out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (MTjB1)

That's a fairly tender thing for a guy to do. But I don't get that wasted.
PLUS I passed the b.p. test, so yay!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:17 PM (NMAzL)

407 So sorry, votermom.

*hugs*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (t+qrx)

thanks
but do we open her gifts or send them back?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (XZ3Gp)

408
every guy thinks that until he has to wash the chunks of puke out of your hair after you passed out.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Is that why Joe Biden has his nose in there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (aKsyK)

409 Who makes those frozen mini egg roll things that are like pizza rolls?
Those are surprisingly addictive for something that isn't good at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:05 PM (t+qrx)


I had this discussion earlier, about the frozen miniature won-tons.

I argued that they were more properly referred to as "won-tinies"

However, I was unable to carry my point and lost the debate

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (mUa7G)

410 You can easily buy American cigarettes in Novosibirsk.

Schlichter is right about all the bio labs there, though.

Posted by: The Siberians at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

411
works for me. you know I am a big fan of the "less is more" theory.

you have my email.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)


Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

412 What will the poor Millennial do without his ironic can of Pabst? I saw a
six of that a while back going for $9. NINE DOLLARS! Back in the day, I
used to pay less than that ($7.99, at the liquor store at the corner of
Jamestown and Coastal Hwy in OC, Md.) for a CASE of PBR! And Natty Boh was even cheaper! SMDH. I'm getting old, man.--------------------
Old? I drank PBR in collage for $1.89 a six pack in the mid 1960's. Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: THAT GUY at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (208R5)

413 Yeah, but you can't judge culinary quality based on what you eat while drunk or high.

I mean, I've been known to eat pork rinds while in that state.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

You pair wine with meals, right? Why not pair cheap Canadian whiskey with dollar store cuisine?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:20 PM (5RXy6)

414 I can't believe I'm the only one here who's been party pizza drunk and/or high.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:15 PM (5RXy6)


I doubt that you are.

But they're still not very good at all. Anywhere that sells party pizzas will have Superpretzels. A box of those and a cup of hot nacho cheese from the dispenser, and you're set.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:20 PM (t+qrx)

415 really do not like heights but I do not think I would have issues skydiving.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

Being in an airplane is not the same as being on the roof of a high building or out on a precipice. You lack the sight line to the ground that gives the illusion of falling.

I enjoy riding in small planes and helicopters, even with the doors off. Do not like being on the roof of a tall building. Didn't mind going up an oil derrick, because, safety harness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (fDU8w)

416 Has he thrown "Farrah" in the dustbin yet?


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 10:56 PM (CLcKT)

LOL! We've already decided that we MUST have a ficus.As it is, if I come across pics of hotties that he might enjoy (like the tennis player with basketball boobs), I send them along to him. Why would I be jealous? They're pixels.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (NMAzL)

417 > If you're starving and broke, you'll save money - and eat better - by making your own pizza from scratch.

Making completely from scratch is best, but not a good option when you're hungry RIGHT NOW.

Boboli crusts can help a lot. Pour on some spaghetti sauce from a jar, throw on whatever meat and cheese you have, and you're good to go.

And no, I don't want to know what they put in those crusts to give them such a long shelf life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:22 PM (8ecsm)

418 Observer with long memory.........what Ladyl said times a gazillion! Jackass!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (c1nDO)

419 but do we open her gifts or send them back?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 30, 2018 11:18 PM (XZ3Gp)


An interesting ethical question.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

420
- Never let your man do it to himself
- Never spill a drop of semen
- consent is always affirmative
- share your girlfriends
- 1000 deep squats a day and zero carbs
- keep your Ben wa balls in during the daytime

Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (A9I+K)

421 GFY, asswipe.

Posted by:Ladyl
---
I didn't even do anything! This time. Honest!

On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.

It was a damn cow. Seriously.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)

422
Or 27 minutes of the Tachibana Senior High School band?
https://youtu.be/ZVJ3Ho83Ksg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 30, 2018 09:43 PM (HIbcx)

======
THIS++++++

AnnaPuma!!!
All hail the Orange Devils!!

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (tj1pY)

423 Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant with my
guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM


Ah, yes... Ye Ol' Oh-Dear-I've-Fortgotten-To-Put-On-My-Knickers trick... The lovely and long-suffering Mrs RnB pulled that on me once!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (CLcKT)

424 Why would I be jealous? They're pixels.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (NMAzL)


Don't matter where he reads the menu, long as he comes home to eat, amirite?!

I quite often pass along kbdabear's good works to Thor. He can't believe I come to such a den of iniquity, but he never complains!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (/E4k7)

425
On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.

It was a damn cow. Seriously.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)


A dead cow? Seriously?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

426 test

Posted by: THAT GUY at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (208R5)

427

OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo. I'm yawning so much my eyes are watering now.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (HaL55)

428 Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.
Posted by: Ladyl at N




well sure that had lots to do with it but you are also hot.

you should get my email from miley.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

429 Huskies to the Rose Bowl!

Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2018 11:25 PM (XROPS)

430 > Posted by: Lisa Ann at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (A9I+K)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (8ecsm)

431 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yay6eg84

Kid Rock

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (PF4TZ)

432
On the way home after church late last night I had to stop the car in a hurry to avoid some road kill.

It was a damn cow. Seriously.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:23 PM (9rIkM)


It was intentional, believe me.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

433 enjoy riding in small planes and helicopters, even with the doors off. Do not like being on the roof of a tall building. Didn't mind going up an oil derrick, because, safety harness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N




agreed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

434
It was intentional, believe me.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)



Oops wrong comment.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

435 you know, when morons get married or into dating and
screwing, when they get divorced / break up, if they do, who gets the
blog? do they have to change their nic so their ex does not know who
they are?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

From what I've heard, people move on and share the blog.
I'm not concerned about Publius. He'll never escape.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

436 W

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

437 D

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

438 S

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

439 !

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

440 433; agree, except for the helicopter part. never again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2018 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

441
From what I've heard, people move on and share the blog.
I'm not concerned about Publius. He'll never escape.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)


Is that a threat or a promise?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

442 MISS TAMMY!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (MTjB1)

443 Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:30 PM (c1nDO)

444 275 I was adopted and had good adoptive parents, so my birth mother made the right choice. Good on you Infidel.
Posted by: rickl at November 30

Me too, and I couldnt be more grateful to my birth mom for giving me an opportunity for such a great life.

Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2018 11:30 PM (XROPS)

445 It was intentional, believe me.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)



Oops wrong comment.

Posted by: Ladyl
---
YOU killed the cow without underwear?

I'm getting confused but so far this story intrigues me.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM)

446 BTW.......so happy for you, Miley and Publius

A match made in moron heaven!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:32 PM (c1nDO)

447 YOU killed the cow without underwear?

I'm getting confused but so far this story intrigues me.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:31 PM (9rIkM)


I don't want to hear about the woman who killed the cow with underwear!

Or even the woman who killed the cow using underwear, either!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (mUa7G)

448 I dreamed I bagged Bossy in my Maidenform bra?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (fDU8w)

449 304 290 I will never go skydiving. I'm scared shitless of heights.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

Does that mean you won't fly in airplanes either?

I mean, at least skydivers wear parachutes, which as we saw, can come in handy in the event of a mid-air mishap.
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

Flying doesn't bother me. Being up high out in the open freaks me out.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

450 Miley and Publius

Sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S---

oh, never mind,

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

451 *BTW.......so happy for you, Miley and Publius *

This.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 11:35 PM (oBghv)

452 works for me. you know I am a big fan of the "less is more" theory.



you have my email.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 30, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

Yes, I do! Alas, my hard drive crashed so all of those shots are gone now.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NMAzL)

453 I am a lazy, lazy man. What with these content-rich ONTs and Ace's new-found love of the side-bar, I am fighting my ADHD bigly.

Gonna watch me some Rifftrax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (i/Chz)

454 303 Imsoniac, maybe you should come cool your heels in CO for a few days. You can't be that bad.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 10:51 PM (PF4TZ)

I wouldn't mind seeing the mountains. Florida, while I am happy living here, has very boring terrain.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

455 Flying doesn't bother me. Being up high out in the open freaks me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)


If there were some way to combine cave-diving with millipedes . . .

*shudder*

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (mUa7G)

456 I enjoy riding in small planes and helicopters, even with the doors off. Do not like being on the roof of a tall building. Didn't mind going up an oil derrick, because, safety harness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:21 PM (fDU8w)


Yeah, and having the harness vs. having the harness and keeping tension on it is night and day. There's something reassuring about having that point of support, even if it's not any more or less safe than having the line fastened but not putting any weight on it.

The worst is when you're just hanging on through your own grip, with no lower body support or harness or anything. There's a picture floating around of me hanging on to a horizontal pole with big doofy wide eyes and my toes all splayed in panic. You may have seen it, it was used for a popular inspirational poster in the 1970s.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

457 Was it the SuperCow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (aKsyK)

458 Flying doesn't bother me. Being up high out in the open freaks me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

so that glass walkway over the Grand Canyon is right out?

me, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (fDU8w)

459 ATTN FELLOW CHRISTMAS QUEENS:

The Jacquie Lawson Advent calendar is especially awesome this year! It's set in Edinburgh, and the music is gorgeous, and the pre-Advent puzzles and such are darling.

Highly recommend, so much entertainment and it's cheap as chips!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (/E4k7)

460
Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant
with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! A friend once told me (after about 4 drinks) that once she and her then fiance went to a wedding reception and since all the panties she tried on under her dress showed panty lines she didn't wear any. She offhandedly mentioned that to her guy as they arrived at the reception - and they didn't make it back to either his or her place that night. The drive was too long for him. They stopped at a hotel on the way home. She was afraid he'd drive into a tree....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (d6Ksn)

461
Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant
with my guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! A friend once told me (after about 4 drinks) that once she and her then fiance went to a wedding reception and since all the panties she tried on under her dress showed panty lines she didn't wear any. She offhandedly mentioned that to her guy as they arrived at the reception - and they didn't make it back to either his or her place that night. The drive was too long for him. They stopped at a hotel on the way home. She was afraid he'd drive into a tree....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (d6Ksn)



Yep!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

462 Many years ago, I went to a fancy restaurant with my
guy. I wore a skin tight dress. At the beginning of the meal, I
leaned over to him and whispered, "I'm not wearing anything underneath
this." I've never seen a man eat a meal as fast as he did.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

And then you picked a fight with him over dessert, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)

463 Hey.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (0bu2O)

464 If there were some way to combine cave-diving with millipedes . . .

This would be typical Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at November 30, 2018 11:39 PM (oBghv)

465
And then you picked a fight with him over dessert, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:38 PM (NMAzL)


Darlin--we didn't make it to dessert.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

466 Was it the SuperCow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM


Knickers!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (CLcKT)

467 Was it the SuperCow?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----
Clearly not. However, this is what happens when momma cow tells younger cow you can do anything and, you can be anything you want to be. Bossy the younger believed it and tried to jump over the moon.

Splat.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (9rIkM)

468 If there were some way to combine cave-diving with millipedes . . .


Imagine having to help the millipede put on all those flippers before a dive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:40 PM (0bu2O)

469 Wouldn't fit in the trunk, dude. Not with you in there.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:10 PM (NMAzL)

You can just leave my corpse. No transport necessary.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

470 I kind of wonder if super cow is some sort of genetic lottery throwback to aurochs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (jLChk)

471 Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (t+qrx)

Antenna breaking loose, mast, destroyer, storm...

Some assembly required... literally.

I'm very careful about heights, although I will do them.

Posted by: Don Q at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NgKpN)

472 If there were some way to combine cave-diving with millipedes . . .

*shudder*
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (mUa7G)


Wall diving combines being underwater with being suspended over a vertical drop of a couple hundred feet into black. I'm not terribly afraid of heights and not at all of water, but wall diving does freak my shit out quite a bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (t+qrx)

473 Don't matter where he reads the menu, long as he comes home to eat, amirite?!



I quite often pass along kbdabear's good works to Thor. He can't
believe I come to such a den of iniquity, but he never complains!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 30, 2018 11:24 PM (/E4k7)

Oh baby, so right!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (NMAzL)

474 458 Flying doesn't bother me. Being up high out in the open freaks me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

so that glass walkway over the Grand Canyon is right out?

me, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:37 PM (fDU8w)

No. Fucking. Way.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

475 Darlin--we didn't make it to dessert.

Posted by: Ladyl

---
Beg to differ - betcha he thought he did!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (9rIkM)

476
Beg to differ - betcha he thought he did!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (9rIkM)



...smiles demurely...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

477 Is that a threat or a promise?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:29 PM (TdMsT)

A statement

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:43 PM (NMAzL)

478 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9m6eage

Moar better.

Prayers for all out troops away from home and those here.

Bless the all.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (PF4TZ)

479 Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets. A movie that was mentioned in the last thread.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)


It sucks!

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (ZfRYq)

480 Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

481 the=them

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (PF4TZ)

482 480 Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)


Prayers up.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (TdMsT)

483 All you privileged people with your love and your relationships and sex. Harrumph I say! Harrumph!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

484
A lot of sexy talk going on here tonight. How about some Bad Sex literary awards?
https://tinyurl.com/ycrpvvq3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (oGNNA)

485 480 Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

Damn, that sucks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)

486 I wouldn't mind seeing the mountains. Florida, while I am happy living here, has very boring terrain.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

Spokane's open, too, if you're looking to get away.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (t6MX/)

487 Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (jLChk)

488 Conjugal visits?

Sounds like an idea.

Need to talk to Senora Blaster.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (ZfRYq)

489 480
Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Sorry to hear that, Farmer! Prayers on the way.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 30, 2018 11:47 PM (d6Ksn)

490 I'm sorry to hear that, Farmer. I hope the family will be a source of comfort for him and each other.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:47 PM (t+qrx)

491 You can just leave my corpse. No transport necessary.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

They make it look so easy on TV...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (NMAzL)

492 Sooooo, is it ok to confess that I didn't realize that Kurt Schlichter the Townhall columnist and the guy whose novels I've been getting a kick out of are the same guy?

Sorry. I sometimes just get weirdly categorical!

Posted by: Dianna at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (4tG7v)

493
Sorry, Farmer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:48 PM (oGNNA)

494 Prayers for Lloyd, Farmer.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (NMAzL)

495 Bush-41 has died

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (NhgkA)

496 Awww!

Appears that Bush Sr has passed (Age 94).

Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

May his memory be for a blessing.

Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)

497 A lot of sexy talk going on here tonight. How about some Bad Sex literary awards?
https://tinyurl.com/ycrpvvq3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:46 PM (oGNNA)


Well how bad could they be? I'll just read some of-

"Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey."

*stands up*
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx)

498 479 Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets. A movie that was mentioned in the last thread.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2018 11:11 PM (kufk0)

It sucks!
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (ZfRYq)



I know! For our sci-fi action movie let's cast a guy that looks like he's just finished a 3 week heroin bender as our leading man!

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (XGxYI)

499 Conjugal visits?
https://youtu.be/Pb2fj7lYWoM
(nsf human consumption)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (0bu2O)

500 Off to bed, Dad told me his cousin is dying of cancer. Bad news, please send up prayers for Lloyd and his family.
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:44 PM (yJ1e6)

Bad news, Farmer. I hope his family can gather around him and give support.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (fDU8w)

501 Holy shit, HGWB died. Oldest president ever.

Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (yJ1e6)

502 Night Farmer.....prayers for your family

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (c1nDO)

503 I understand a planet with a thousand cities but...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (aKsyK)

504 Well, that is something. I am not sure it is sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:52 PM (jLChk)

505 I saw Vaginal Ratchet open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the 2nd Sasquatch Festival!

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (yeIiP)

506 George Herbert Walker Bush

Rest eternal grant unto him oh Lord
And may Thy light perpetual shine upon him.
Amen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (5RXy6)

507 *stands up*
*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx)

Was that from one of Stacy Abrams' books, by any chance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)

508 Happy Friday Horde! RIP George HW Bush.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (f8dwL)

509 TRUE FACT : Vaginal Ratchet was Berserker's first band.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)

510
*stands up*

*pours gasoline on laptop, self*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx

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LOLOL, that's why it's called hot, I guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (oGNNA)

511 George Herbert Walker Bush

Rest eternal grant unto him oh Lord
And may Thy light perpetual shine upon him.
Amen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (5RXy6)

Condolences to his family and friends.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:55 PM (fDU8w)

512
*stands up*

*pours gasoline on laptop, self*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx

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Then there's some even worse sex:

Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin in Walmart

https://tinyurl.com/y7sarb53

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:55 PM (oGNNA)

513 Was that from one of Stacy Abrams' books, by any chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)


According to the article, it's from "Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp" by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.

I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)

514 *stands up*

*pours gasoline on laptop, self*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:50 PM (t+qrx

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I could go on and on. But enough about my sex life...

Posted by: Ted Stryker at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (NhgkA)

515
Condolences to the Bush family.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (oGNNA)

516 I know! For our sci-fi action movie let's cast a guy
that looks like he's just finished a 3 week heroin bender as our
leading man!

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2018 11:51 PM (XGxYI)
The protagonists look like they're 16 years old. I laughed out loud when the girl says "We're the bets agents!". Yeah that movie was garbage I tapped out at the burlesque scene.

Posted by: TheWisestHuman at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (vtd+q)

517 Appears that Bush Sr has passed (Age 94).

Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

May his memory be for a blessing.
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)

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He has gone home to be with Barbara. RIP, GWHB. Godspeed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (ffYR/)

518 Here I am!

Posted by: Hansclapp at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (aKsyK)

519 513 Was that from one of Stacy Abrams' books, by any chance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2018 11:53 PM (fDU8w)

According to the article, it's from "Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp" by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.

I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)

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Sure wasn't Major Boner

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (NhgkA)

520 According to the article, it's from "Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp" by Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan.

I'm not really super sure that they're actual commissioned field-grade officers.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:56 PM (t+qrx)

Those are some almost comically British names. I am not sure this is on the up and up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (jLChk)

521 TRUE FACT : Vaginal Ratchet was Berserker's first band.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)


I wouldn't doubt this for a moment. I bet they fukkin' shredded, too.

I kind of want an original VR t-shirt now.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (t+qrx)

522 I like how we can express condolences while talking about Vaginal Ratchet.
That's why I love The Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5RXy6)

523 I'm watching this stupid documentary, where they are saying Heydrich had no intelligence experience before he was appointed to SD by Himmler.

This is horseshit.

It's not like he just walked in and got the job because his wife was friends with Himmler.

He had never been appointed to an intelligence position before.

But, during the Twenties, when nothing was official yet, he had studied at Canaris' knee as the latter organized the Freikorps, and rooted out spies in the Navy.

Later Heydrich's dick got him in trouble and he got kicked out of the Navy.

When he came to the Nazis looking for intelligence work, Canaris (now head of Abwehr) endorsed him, which is ironic in that they'd later become mortal enemies.

But to say that Heydrich had no previous experience is blatantly wrong, Canaris could've and would've told you so at the time, and this is a glaring oversight by the "historians" who made this dumb show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5aX2M)

524 Sure wasn't Major Boner
Posted by: buzzsaw90

Pvt. Parts says yes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:59 PM (5RXy6)

525 Those are some almost comically British names. I am not sure this is on the up and up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 30, 2018 11:57 PM (jLChk)


Well they wouldn't lie about it, right? Wouldn't they get in trouble, conduct unbecoming and all that?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (t+qrx)

526 RIP President Bush.

Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (XROPS)

527 Hi YD! Hope you and brother are well

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (c1nDO)

528 How's by the horde this fine evening?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Extremely relieved to hear from anyone in Alaska. My mother grew up there, and my grandmother was there in 1968 - so I've been worried. Especially since the media seems to be ignoring it firmly.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (4tG7v)

529 >>I like how we can express condolences while talking about Vaginal Ratchet.
That's why I love The Horde.



Berserker left Vaginal Ratchet when they cut their forst single and formed a new band called Ginch Wrench.

Ginch Wrench, who later changed their name to Poison went on to have great commercial success.

...and, now you know.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (yeIiP)

530 Has the Bush family told PDT not to attend the funeral yet?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (CLcKT)

531 Trump and Obama together at Bush funeral will be awkward to say the least.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)

532 RIP G HW Bush.
As a sitting POTUS, will PDT be invited to speak?

Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (OeWgo)

533 Seriously, Tucker is getting pre-empted for a Bush Memorial?


Fuck that. He'll be just as dead tomorrow.

And the Saturday shows suck.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (yeIiP)

534 Baby Thomas is an adorable wonder.

Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2018 12:03 AM (XROPS)

535 Trump and Obama together at Bush funeral will be awkward to say the least.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)

Trump could wear a John McCain mask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (fDU8w)

536 Once a month promotional bullshit.

If you want a @moronhorde.com address, just send me an email: Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com

The moronhorde.com email service is not associated with, affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by AoSHQ. We're not even sure if we're really tolerated by AoSHQ.


We do think Ace is pretty cool. So he's got that goin' for him. Which is nice.

End once a month promotional bullshit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (0bu2O)

537 Bush 41 is only 4 months older than Jimmuh...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (CLcKT)

538 George H. W. Bush was a truly peerless man in personal and public life. My sincerest condolences to his friends and family, may The Lord be with them in their grieving.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pkeCj)

539 524 Sure wasn't Major Boner
Posted by: buzzsaw90

Pvt. Parts says yes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:59 PM (5RXy6)

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is someone asking for Corporal Punishment?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:05 AM (NhgkA)

540 522 I like how we can express condolences while talking about Vaginal Ratchet.
That's why I love The Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (5RXy6)

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does that come in metric?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (NhgkA)

541 Prepare for the media onslaught about how Bush was such a dignified president because you know why.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (xPl2J)

542 Hi YD! Hope you and brother are well
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (c1nDO)

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Hey there!!!

We're still kicking. We took the old man out for his birthday last night and it was really fun. We were supposed to go bowling tonight but I had to work late

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (5aX2M)

543 Hi ont eating jelly beans

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:06 AM (WCKBV)

544 lousagirl, that's not so bad.
Last night I went through a whole box of chocolate-covered cherries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (miE9U)

545 And Nancy pelosi

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (WCKBV)

546 SAE only. Trust me. You wind up getting cheap knockoff parts otherwise.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (mUa7G)

547 Read my lips!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

548 A bit late for the thread below on "The Predator", but I'd like to recommend Professor Tosspot's review of it: https://youtu.be/nEUra7FFpGo

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (P+CG3)

549 OK not sure how to take comments 544 and 545, i.e., is one a follow-up to the other.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (t+qrx)

550 Good night, horde. And RIP, George HW Bush.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 01, 2018 12:09 AM (d6Ksn)

551 Bush 41 is only 4 months older than Jimmuh...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:04 AM (CLcKT)

Oh, that would be...
Nope, not gonna say it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (NMAzL)

552 Good night, Donna.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (t+qrx)

553 Trump and Obama together at Bush funeral will be awkward to say the least.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (xPl2J)

6 Presidents (including the deceased) in one place is kind of hard to imagine.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (pkeCj)

554 Read my lips
only $49.95

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at December 01, 2018 12:10 AM (5RXy6)

555 517 Appears that Bush Sr has passed (Age 94).

Baruch Dayan HaEmet.

May his memory be for a blessing.
Posted by: ibguy at November 30, 2018 11:49 PM (vUcdz)

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He has gone home to be with Barbara. RIP, GWHB. Godspeed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Oh, indeed - may his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (4tG7v)

556 qdpsteve, Haha I got my hubby a box of chocolate covered cherries, he did not eat them within two days and got pissed that i did

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (WCKBV)

557 >>6 Presidents (including the deceased) in one place is kind of hard to imagine.


Not really.

Posted by: Dante at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (yeIiP)

558 Valarian and the City of a Thousand Planets. A movie that was mentioned in the last thread.

***

That movie made literally no sense.

Hey there is a rebellion....presumably agaisnt the free and open democratic society of the galaxy.

And in a fight the rebels almost won the government fleet destroys the rebels over a planet that might have life on it...accidentally killing the civilians when the rebel fleet remnants fall on them. Because letting the rebels kill the loyalists instead - and equally killing the civilians below...is totally a reasonable option.

And...this is enough to destroy the career of the winning admiral to such an extent that he'll just go around murdering people for it. Which also is totally something admirals can get away with on a regular basis.

Sure...



Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (+DkQm)

559 6.6 liter inline six Diesel engine in a GM Top Kick truck. Cat motor or Cummins? 1996

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:11 AM (fDU8w)

560 Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:01 AM (4tG7v)

My goodness, long time no see!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:12 AM (/E4k7)

561 Not shedding a tear over H.W. Bush. His last honorable service was in WWII. What he did after that is directly responsible for what we are facing today.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (l7Kbv)

562 lousagirl, my family does that to me. I give them candies and delicacies, they immediately put them in the refrigerator or the kitchen and DON'T EAT THEM. Instead they use them to torture me to death. Grrr!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (miE9U)

563
Well they wouldn't lie about it, right? Wouldn't they get in trouble, conduct unbecoming and all that?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:00 AM (t+qrx
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According to Amazon, it's "Historically accurate, morally questionable and absolutely true, SCOUNDRELS is one part Flashman to two parts Mordecai Trilogy stirred vigorously and dashed in the face of Ian Fleming. It will leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth, and horribly hungover."

So it's fully as trustworthy as CNN.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (oGNNA)

564 Thanks for all your condindelences. It's weird when my parents generation is passing away.

My Dad's cousin Lloyd was a good guy. Be well all, I need some sleep now.

Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2018 12:14 AM (yJ1e6)

565 483 All you privileged people with your love and your relationships and sex. Harrumph I say! Harrumph!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

You could easily get laid by a single ette or lurking ette if you tried to flirt and have fun with one for a minute. Just Sayin....

Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:15 AM (A9I+K)

566 I met Vice-President George H.W. Bush in 1984 when I was 13 years old. He couldn't have been a nicer fellow.

He was the first person I ever voted for in a Presidential election.

He was a Naval war hero.

He was a globalist along with others in the Bush family. His vote for a woman who would have put leftists on the Supreme Court was incredibly petty.

So I have a mixed opinion about his legacy, but I do wish him peace.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:16 AM (AZD0r)

567
You guys are killin' me!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:16 AM (oGNNA)

568 541 Prepare for the media onslaught about how Bush was such a dignified president because you know why.
Posted by: Mark1971



Yep. The ole 'Strange New Respect' treatment. The media are scumbags. Bush lived a long time. He came across as a decent man (similar to Gerald Ford).

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (yHofW)

569 Not shedding a tear over H.W. Bush. His last honorable service was in WWII. What he did after that is directly responsible for what we are facing today.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum)

Me neither, but "One death is a tragedy..." and all that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (5RXy6)

570 As a person with a lot of malice and discontent in his heart, I can honestly say I enjoy watching a lot of the Ivy League elitist, blue-blood family dynasties croak and depart this world never to be seen or heard from again.

I'm glad that Kennedys are gone. I'm glad the Bushes are fading away. Good riddance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IssOg)

571 Now I'm not the lowest energy member of my family!!!


Please clap.

Posted by: JEB! at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (ddqsm)

572 H.W. Bush was an evil man and an international criminal who sold America and Americans down the river. Fuck that guy and his family. They want us dead.

Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (A9I+K)

573 My goodness, long time no see!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Crazy busy - I got promoted in 2011, stopped hanging out too much.

Sold the house in California and we're moving to Georgia in mid-December.

No, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm opening a consulting business to save nonprofit world from fuzzy thinking, buzzwords, and poorly expressed mission statements. I hope people actually want to hear what I have to say!

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (4tG7v)

574 Thank Dog for Thomas Sowell.

Posted by: logprof at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (e7oj4)

575 According to Amazon, it's "Historically accurate, morally questionable and absolutely true, SCOUNDRELS is one part Flashman to two parts Mordecai Trilogy stirred vigorously and dashed in the face of Ian Fleming. It will leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth, and horribly hungover."

So it's fully as trustworthy as CNN.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:13 AM (oGNNA)


I... I don't know what any of that means. Except the part about Ian Fleming.

Condolences on your AMZN "you might like this book" recommendations btw. The only way to get away from those is to make a clean break and start a new life in another state under the assumed name of a dead stranger. It's unnervingly easier than it sounds.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (t+qrx)

576 GHW Bush is mort

Posted by: TexasDan at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (CnulY)

577 So if you don't eat candy in my house in the first 24, tough shit haha
And RIP ghwb,
Too bad you took the picture with every president but President Trump, my God he is under attack like no other president I HAVE EVER SEEN

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:20 AM (WCKBV)

578 Jimmy Peanut has to be next.

Unless Bill's STDs catch up to him first.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:21 AM (ddqsm)

579 Good. I'm glad to find a place where people aren't saying a bunch of sappy shit about Poppy Bush, the man who tried to undo every fucking thing that Reagan saved the country with.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:21 AM (y7DUB)

580 Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:19 AM (4tG7v

Sounds to me like you've made excellent use of your time away!

Congratulations on ALL counts, and best of luck to you in your newest endeavour. I doubt you'll need any luck at all, but I'll wish it for you anyway!

Really great to "see" you again!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (/E4k7)

581 Joe Scabborrow just finished a ramble about Bush, couldn't help emphasizing how much better Bush was than Trump.

Posted by: ChasAtlas at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (atbyN)

582 I will set aside my disdain and disagreements with the Globalist Bush Clan in this time of National Mourning.

In so doing, it is NOT at all difficult to recognize, respect and salute the epic life and career of George Herbert Walker Bush.

I think we're all pretty well versed in the resume.

But I've stood on the wing root of a Grumman Avenger, looked into the pilot's cockpit, the rear gunner's cockpit and from beneath, up into the radioman's belly bay and lower gun mount position.

That is a BEAST of an airplane. Huge.

GWHB was piloting that thing in combat, 'round about being 19 or 20 years old. From the decks of rather small Escort Carriers. Mere postage stamps of a runway, bobbing over the waves.

Then, his oilfield experience was a no B.S. accomplishment, by any measure. That wasn't handed to him on a platter.

Really, damn few of his accomplishments were. I think perhaps Pappy Bush helped get GHWB appointed to the Academy, but that's about it.

Pity that he steadily edged over into the Globalist lane...but really, that WAS the way of the '70s, and overwhelmingly so.

Had the GHWB truly taken on and worn and OWNED the Reagan Mantle, and carried on that vision, we would live in a different, freer and better world today.

I will always acknowledge and respect his early accomplishments. And even his patriotism, however misguided his international corporatism & globalism.

And this, without reservation. He was a great man, great husband, great father, great as a grandfather.

Would that he had sired a generation of Reagans vs. a generation of Jeb.

I will salute that flag at half mast. He most certainly deserves that much respect, and more.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

583
Condolences on your AMZN "you might like this book" recommendations btw.

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It never happened until I started hanging out here.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oGNNA)

584 @568 Yep. The ole 'Strange New Respect' treatment. The media are scumbags. Bush lived a long time. He came across as a decent man (similar to Gerald Ford).
----------------

They'd already more or less put him into that category.

Though it will be amusing if in the future one of his relatives gets the presidential nomination and he once again becomes a public enemy.

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oE1+m)

585 Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

Amen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:24 AM (/E4k7)

586 Goodnight, dear Horde.

Posted by: Dianna at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (4tG7v)

587 BillyJeff has looked like death warmed over for several years now... I can easily imagine him going belly up before Jimmuh...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (CLcKT)

588 584 @568 Yep. The ole 'Strange New Respect' treatment. The media are scumbags. Bush lived a long time. He came across as a decent man (similar to Gerald Ford).
----------------

They'd already more or less put him into that category.

Though it will be amusing if in the future one of his relatives gets the presidential nomination and he once again becomes a public enemy.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:22 AM (oE1+m)


They're probably a generation or two from running as democrats. So once that happens he'll be praised.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (XGxYI)

589 When ya live to 94 you had white deep state privelage
Good people I love died at 36 and 30 respectively
Not shedding a fucking tear

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (WCKBV)

590
I'm glad that Kennedys are gone.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IssOg

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We're still working on that. Unfortunately, the good people of Massachusetts are working even harder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (oGNNA)

591 Jimmy is doin' pretty damn good for a 94 year old with brain cancer.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (/E4k7)

592 587 BillyJeff has looked like death warmed over for several years now... I can easily imagine him going belly up before Jimmuh...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 01, 2018 12:25 AM (CLcKT)


I've half jokingly said that I expect Carter to outlive Obama based on their lifestyle choices.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:27 AM (XGxYI)

593 You could easily get laid by a single ette or lurking ette if you tried to flirt and have fun with one for a minute. Just Sayin....
Posted by: Lisa Ann at December 01, 2018 12:15 AM (A9I+K)

Skills in which I am sorely lacking.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (NWiLs)

594 We're still working on that. Unfortunately, the good people of Massachusetts are working even harder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Luckily for us, the people of Massachusetts are working against The Liquor.
And The Liquor is bigger than all of us.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (5RXy6)

595
The media love Republicans who politely get their asses kicked by Democrats. The sort of dignity that comes with groveling before cultural Marxists is something that the press readily pay glowing tribute to.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (AZD0r)

596

RIP, Mr.Bush.

Time for the old folk.

Keep in mind how blessed we are to live in this unique country, even during the current circumstances.

We've endured and persevered through similar trials throughout our history because we are Americans, and as such are denied the option of failure.

I believe this with no reservation whatsoever. We will prevail, no matter the cost.

So because we're Americans, that head is held HIGH and PROUD.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: iongrampa at December 01, 2018 12:29 AM (S/hVx)

597 The Australian News referred to George H.W. Bush as "George Bush Sr." In their tweet.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (pkeCj)

598 Thank you Reggie,
They Love the traitors

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (WCKBV)

599
Would that he had sired a generation of Reagans vs. a generation of Jeb.

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Why did Reagan ever pick him? That duo gives me an uncomfortable presentiment of one-term President Mike Pence. First as tragedy, then as... tragedy again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (oGNNA)

600 591 Jimmy is doin' pretty damn good for a 94 year old with brain cancer.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (/E4k7)


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i'm starving here

Posted by: The Toomah at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NhgkA)

601 ======
We're still working on that. Unfortunately, the good people of Massachusetts are working even harder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:26 AM (oGNNA)

....

For all intents and purposes.

I'm sure we'll still have some third cousin, 1/8th Latina Bush grand neice four times removed to deal with in some Florida or Texas HOR seat in the future, but the days of those bastards steering the ship are over.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (IssOg)

602 I was musing on Abbie Hoffman's suicide for a while. He had been trying to get back into the game again and was hanging around with Amy Carter -- he managed to get her arrested in an anti-nuke protest..

I started wondering if Jimmy-Earl had him bumped off.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (mUa7G)

603 Surfperch-

You checked out before I made my knife recommendation on last night's ONT. The Kershaw Chill. Highly recommended. Check it out: https://tinyurl.com/ycmyyffp

Posted by: Average Guy at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (LMcFk)

604 I would feel better about this tornado watch if the temperature hadn't started rising.

So far it's just been a thunderstorms, but I always get a little nervous when it starts getting hotter at night instead of cooling off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (/E4k7)

605 The media love Republicans who politely get their asses kicked by Democrats. The sort of dignity that comes with groveling before cultural Marxists is something that the press readily pay glowing tribute to.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 01, 2018 12:28 AM (AZD0r)

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and the ones who stop breathing

Posted by: The Toomah at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)

606 @599
Why did Reagan ever pick him? That duo gives me an uncomfortable presentiment of one-term President Mike Pence. First as tragedy, then as... tragedy again.
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Politics. Bush was also running for the nomination, and based on what I've heard from someone who claimed to be there (though didn't give me any details), there were political considerations involved in choosing Bush as the VP.

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (oE1+m)

607 >>>I've half jokingly said that I expect Carter to outlive Obama based on their lifestyle choices.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:27 AM (XGxYI)<<<

Well, Wookiees will tear your arms off, so SCOAMF is always just one wrong move away.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (ddqsm)

608 So Bush-41 will be voting for Hillary in 2020 I suppose.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)

609 I voted for Perot! Maybe he'll cr-@ck next.

Posted by: Rex B at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (8lMZ7)

610 When you live that long, St. Pete is checkin' his watch a lot. Tapping his foot...

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (RuIsu)

611 599: Reagan picked him to get the Rockefeller Republicans in line (the GOP-e of the time).

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)

612

Surveillance cameras were rolling when a pair of bold beavers barged into the Cumberland Farms store in Fitchburg, Massachusetts Tuesday. The critters wandered and waddled through the automatic doors before strolling through an aisle next to the cashier.

The beaver bond quickly came to an end when one of the "shoppers" realized he was an unwanted guest and bolted for the door, leaving his fellow beaver behind.

Eventually, the second beaver waddled his way out the door and back into the wild.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (aKsyK)

613 God dammit IG, you get me motivated!
Good night sir.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (5RXy6)

614 Posted by: The Toomah at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (NhgkA)

LOL! I believe the Baptists prayed you the hell away!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:33 AM (/E4k7)

615 Goodnight IGP.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:33 AM (pkeCj)

616 Night IGP and Donna of the Ampersands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:34 AM (jLChk)

617
the days of those bastards steering the ship are over.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:30 AM (IssOg)

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Keep clinging. You do know that the good Republicans of Texas have kindly ushered George P. Bush into political office? He's on his second term as Land Commissioner. Look out for his run for governor. Unless they draft Meghan McCain for that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:35 AM (oGNNA)

618 Eventually, the second beaver waddled his way out the door and back into the wild.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (aKsyK)


At least all those windmills will keep them cool.

Posted by: Linda van Schoonhoven at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (t+qrx)

619 The story about that poor orangutan finally made me understand trigger warnings. Jesus, that is unspeakably cruel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (/E4k7)

620 I should clarify... I did not read the story, the title was upsetting enough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (/E4k7)

621
So Bush-41 will be voting for Hillary in 2020 I suppose.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA
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I have some work open in another tab and you keep doing this. Now I've poured myself a drink and put protective plastic over my monitor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (oGNNA)

622

Lumber Liquidators is recalling a 5-gallon bucket due to the drowning hazard it poses.

A child could fall into the buckets and drown according to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission.

The issue is the buckets do not have the required cautionary label warning of the drowning risk posed to young children. They were sold for about $3 at Lumber Liquidators stores nationwide and online between June and August of this year.

No injuries have been reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)

623 608 So Bush-41 will be voting for Hillary in 2020 I suppose.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (NhgkA)

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It's not a binary choice, just to be clear here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (+pOTV)

624
I should clarify... I did not read the story, the title was upsetting enough.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:38 AM (/E4k7
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Same here. I wish I hadn't seen it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (oGNNA)

625 >>>Keep clinging. You do know that the good Republicans
of Texas have kindly ushered George P. Bush into political office? He's
on his second term as Land Commissioner. Look out for his run for
governor. Unless they draft Meghan McCain for that.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:35 AM (oGNNA)<<<

The only thing Mega Mac will be drafting is a plow.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (ddqsm)

626 I have a theory.... one that most won't like.

but I believe that the Elder Bush was the Father of the Deep State.

Yes, he was heroic in WW2, and then joined the spooks as head of the CIA.

I was in the military when he was President. Reagan was all about rebuilding the military that was, Bush was all about making the Military Corporate.

Trying to 'civilize' the Military. Things like pushing Total Quality Leadership (TQM) on us... and the beginning of the limiting of Traditions like Drinking Dolphins, or Shellback... he was the first who took away our 'Swagger'.... IMO.

An effort that has sadly continued to this day.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (NgKpN)

627 ...No injuries have been reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)



But it's on their Bucket List.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)

628 Ok moving on to Reeses Christmas Trees, yummy

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (WCKBV)

629 Reagan picked him to get the Rockefeller Republicans in line (the GOP-e of the time).
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)


George Romney, father of Willard, still opposed Reagan so being a backstabbing cocksucker is bred in the bone of Mitt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (y7DUB)

630 The story about that poor orangutan finally made me understand trigger warnings. Jesus, that is unspeakably cruel.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:36 AM (/E4k7)

......

One of my favorite state senators got bounced from office after positing in a radio show that HIV owed its origins to perverted fag men f*cking monkeys in Africa and contracting the similar virus in monkeys before bringing back to the states.

He was excoriated by the media that insisted that perverts did not f*ck monkeys, that it was probably some dude that ate monkey meat. But the truth is, they do bang monkeys.

And Arabs do bang goats and sheep.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:42 AM (IssOg)

631 >>>...No injuries have been reported.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)





But it's on their Bucket List.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)<<<

This pails to a Muldoon pun.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (ddqsm)

632 @626 but I believe that the Elder Bush was the Father of the Deep State.
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No one individual is the originator of the Deep State. The Deep State is what you get when a bureaucracy has been entrenched for too long.

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (oE1+m)

633 You checked out before I made my knife recommendation on last night's ONT. The Kershaw Chill. Highly recommended. Check it out: https://tinyurl.com/ycmyyffp
Posted by: Average Guy at December 01, 2018 12:31 AM (LMcFk)

Thanks! All the reviewers say that it's pretty durable, which is one of the things I've been looking for in a pocketknife. I'm definitely going to consider buying this, once I see how it stacks up to the other knives recommended last night (and to see if it's CA legal).

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 12:43 AM (pkeCj)

634 He was excoriated by the media that insisted that perverts did not f*ck monkeys, that it was probably some dude that ate monkey meat. But the truth is, they do bang monkeys.

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Let he who has not boinked a baboon, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)

635 The issue is the buckets do not have the required cautionary label warning of the drowning risk posed to young children. They were sold for about $3 at Lumber Liquidators stores nationwide and online between June and August of this year.

No injuries have been reported.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (aKsyK)

As if the label will prevent kids from drowning in one. Wouldn't the bucket normally topple over if a kid went into one head first?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)

636 599: Reagan picked him to get the Rockefeller Republicans in line (the GOP-e of the time).
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:32 AM (yHofW)

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Yep. This.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (ffYR/)

637 It's been a while since I've seen my good friend GHWB. Maybe I should pay him a visit...

Posted by: Notorious RBG at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (3MG/9)

638 634 He was excoriated by the media that insisted that perverts did not f*ck monkeys, that it was probably some dude that ate monkey meat. But the truth is, they do bang monkeys.

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Let he who has not boinked a baboon, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)

*casts first stone*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)

639 If ya refuse to take a picture with President Donald Trump but cozy up with Obama and lady gaga, you just fucking don't deserve respect,
But I have said a prayer for him

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (WCKBV)

640 George Romney, father of Willard, still opposed Reagan so being a backstabbing cocksucker is bred in the bone of Mitt.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Ol' George and hid cabal fucked over Goldwater too. This cuck bullshit goes back farther than we want to admit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (5RXy6)

641
*casts first stone*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)

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Smartass

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (+pOTV)

642 Read my lips: "no new Texans!"

Too soon?

Posted by: St Peter at December 01, 2018 12:46 AM (8lMZ7)

643 Let he who has not boinked a baboon, cast the first stone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (+pOTV)


At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Ericaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (t+qrx)

644 at the end of desert storm i couldn't believe they wouldn't go in and take down saddam. bush said he expected the iraqi people to rise up... could he be so blind? did he not know what the baathist party was? what kind of brutal police state saddam ran?

unbelievable.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7)

645 They should rebrand the bucket as "The Darwin Bucket"

Caution: May Kill Some F*cktards.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (IssOg)

646 The picture in bing news for GHWB is a recent picture when he is looking, well old.

I cannot help but wonder if when Billy Jeff passes on that they will not use a picture from his '92 presidential campaign instead of his current Night of the Living Dead incarnation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (jLChk)

647 Same here. I wish I hadn't seen it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:39 AM (oGNNA)

Seriously, really really upsetting...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (/E4k7)

648 As if the label will prevent kids from drowning in one. Wouldn't the bucket normally topple over if a kid went into one head first?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 12:44 AM (fDU8w)


Maybe the labels are very heavy.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (t+qrx)

649 641
*casts first stone*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (NWiLs)

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Smartass
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (+pOTV)

Well, yeah. It's one of my defining characteristics.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 01, 2018 12:49 AM (NWiLs)

650 ... beyond naive and very expensive.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (Pg+x7)

651 The media may love good republicans that roll over and lose with dignity.

But I imagine that the rank and file democrats on Twitter are spewing some really nasty vile shot right now.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (XGxYI)

652 Don't forget Snoopy's Christmas...

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (RuIsu)

653 > I think perhaps Pappy Bush helped get GHWB appointed to the Academy

He didn't go to the Naval Academy. Straight into Navy aviation out of high school.

Unless you mean Phillips Academy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (8ecsm)

654 I cannot help but wonder if when Billy Jeff passes on that they will not use a picture from his '92 presidential campaign instead of his current Night of the Living Dead incarnation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM

.....

Wait til the syphilis starts to eat away at his brain.

It ain't gonna be pretty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (IssOg)

655 644 at the end of desert storm i couldn't believe they wouldn't go in and take down saddam. bush said he expected the iraqi people to rise up... could he be so blind? did he not know what the baathist party was? what kind of brutal police state saddam ran?

unbelievable.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7)

You don't think you could believe it... I was on a Destroyer in the Gulf, who had just UnRepd with more ammunition to go do shore fire support.

Solid movement orders... then.... stop... never mind... /facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (NgKpN)

656 But I imagine that the rank and file democrats on Twitter are spewing some really nasty vile shot right now.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:50 AM (XGxYI)

Of course they are, this is one of their favorite allowed activities to show how enlightened and compassionate they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:51 AM (jLChk)

657 Youngest f/p shot down ww2 navy.

director of the CIA.

VP, POTUS U.S.A.

Posted by: RIP 41 at December 01, 2018 12:52 AM (8xtON)

658 Wait til the syphilis starts to eat away at his brain.

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I'm patient.

*peels another banana*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 01, 2018 12:52 AM (+pOTV)

659 Ok now I feel bad. As I did every day obama was president, I prayed for him as I now pray for ghwb.

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (WCKBV)

660 An effort that has sadly continued to this day.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:40 AM (NgKpN)

Yeah, H.W was CinC for most of my time in service (enlisted when Ronaldus Magnus was CinC)

People blame B. Clinton for the destruction of the US military, but the plans were developed under G.H.W. Bush. Peace Dividend was HIS idea. The GOPe developed that crap. The Dems were all to happy to go along.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (l7Kbv)

661 646 The picture in bing news for GHWB is a recent picture when he is looking, well old.

I cannot help but wonder if when Billy Jeff passes on that they will not use a picture from his '92 presidential campaign instead of his current Night of the Living Dead incarnation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2018 12:48 AM (jLChk)


Why wonder. You know what the answer to that is.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (XGxYI)

662 655 don q:

wow. so you were prepared to go to baghdad?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (Pg+x7)

663 @644 at the end of desert storm i couldn't believe they wouldn't go in and take down saddam. bush said he expected the iraqi people to rise up... could he be so blind? did he not know what the baathist party was? what kind of brutal police state saddam ran?
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And his son did take down Saddam Hussein, and things still aren't rosy over there. Quite bluntly, I don't think there was ever a good option. The third choice that sometimes gets mentioned here - get in, kill Hussein, and get out - likely would have just left a power vacuum that one of the jihadi groups would have taken advantage of (much as ISIS did later on).

There were some movements by Iraqis to rise up against Hussein after Desert Storm. But the Coalition had allowed the Iraqis to fly helicopters - ostensibly for relief purposes - and these were used to put down any signs of trouble.

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (oE1+m)

664 632 @626 but I believe that the Elder Bush was the Father of the Deep State.
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No one individual is the originator of the Deep State. The Deep State is what you get when a bureaucracy has been entrenched for too long.
Posted by: junior



Yep. This is important to understand. I've worked deep within the Federal Leviathan for over 20 years. There is no one individual or even a group running the Deep State. It is an organism that simply moves and acts in the same direction.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (yHofW)

665 George Romney, father of Willard, still opposed Reagan so being a backstabbing cocksucker is bred in the bone of Mitt.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Ol' George and hid cabal fucked over Goldwater too. This cuck bullshit goes back farther than we want to admit.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 12:45 AM (5RXy6)


I erred; it was Goldwater I was thinking of, who Romney joined with Rockefeller and Scranton in opposing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 01, 2018 12:54 AM (y7DUB)

666
wow. so you were prepared to go to baghdad?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp


To look for "I dream of Jeanie's" naughty sister.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 12:54 AM (aKsyK)

667
BillyJeff has looked like death warmed over for several years now... I can easily imagine him going belly up before Jimmuh...


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And yet they're trying to make it to 2020 -- and presumably, beyond! Meanwhile, he's so dried up on meds or whatever that he can't pronounce the soft "g" in "homogenous."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuaaZHjnQS4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 12:56 AM (oGNNA)

668 Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)

669 All I can say about HW is he was a little better than the guy who was scared of a rabbit. RIP.

Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2018 12:57 AM (PF4TZ)

670 This was nature not me.

Posted by: Arkancide at December 01, 2018 12:57 AM (8xtON)

671 To look for "I dream of Jeanie's" naughty sister.
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Did you find her? And did she have a second sister?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 12:58 AM (oE1+m)

672 Outside money is still on Obama getting ovarian C like her mom and it taking that pos down before Jimmah or Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Rex B at December 01, 2018 12:58 AM (8lMZ7)

673 662 655 don q:

wow. so you were prepared to go to baghdad?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:53 AM (Pg+x7)

Would have been tough on a Destroyer... but I know the Ground Pounders I have talked to over the years were ready.

Truthfully we were more concerned about Iranian Silkworm sites, than anything the Iraqis had left.

When we allowed the Republican Guard to survive, we destroyed any uprising that would happen inside of Iraq.... an uprising we had promised to support.

An uprising that the rest of the middle east KNOW we abandoned.... it set American Credibility back 30 years IMO...

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (NgKpN)

674 I don't know shit about the details of Arabic history, but having observed them from afar since the first Gulf War, I'd say that they ( and their fellow Muslims in general) only respect the biggest boot up their ass.

They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)

675 Wow, Bush the elder got hurled into the great void. 94 was a good run.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9Om/r)

676 Which Obama has Ovaries?

Asking, because that's what I do.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (RuIsu)

677 John 15:12 Love one another
That is what my sweet sister just texted me, shes the good sister, I'm the one who doesn't forget
And frankly I am beyond pissed how they treat my President Trump
Sorry that I ran the rinos off

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (WCKBV)

678 "rank and file Democrats on Twitter" might be nastier, but no more ill-informed. Long before it was called the "MSM", the media was distorting history, and it was credulously absorbed, as we see here.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)

679 They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)

.....

They are quite a bit rapey with the ladies and the children.

Makes them good breeders, they can water down a culture within 20 years.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (IssOg)

680 There's a parrot somewhere in the neighborhood that's refusing to shut up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I wonder what's keeping this one up?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (pkeCj)

681 Well, I had my phone call with the transmission tech today. He said there is a definitive way for me to determine if my transmission problem is hydraulic or mechanical in nature.

There are four pressure taps on the passenger side of the transmission case. At idle in neutral or park, they should all read from 0 to 5 psi (except 0 to 9 psi) is acceptable on the EPC port. If any of the clutch ports have more than that, there is hydraulic pressure leaking internally somehow. If they are all within spec, it means that one of the clutches is assembled improperly, and is dragging although unpressurized.

So I reassembled and reinstalled the valve body today. Tomorrow I will refill the transmission with fluid, and do the pressure checks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (fDU8w)

682 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:01 AM (9Om/r)

Go upthread a bit... you were mentioned in a funny comment!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (/E4k7)

683 Sorry that I ran the rinos off
Posted by: lousagirl

Don't be.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (5RXy6)

684 674 I don't know shit about the details of Arabic history, but having observed them from afar since the first Gulf War, I'd say that they ( and their fellow Muslims in general) only respect the biggest boot up their ass.

They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)

They only respect Strength IMO. If you are strong and honorable? they will treat you as such.

If you are strong and a Barbarian? They will go there too.

But if you show weakness? no resolve? you will be treated worse than they treat their women.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN)

685 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:02 AM (fDU8w)

I am following this with so much interest, even though I have not one clue about how it all works.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:04 AM (/E4k7)

686 It never happened until I started hanging out here.

So many stories end that way. Many involving midgets, llamas, and gimp suits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:05 AM (0bu2O)

687
could he be so blind? did he not know what the baathist party was? what kind of brutal police state saddam ran?



unbelievable.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 12:47 AM (Pg+x7

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His whole stupid crew. No one in that administration had a clue? I wasn't all that politically aware at the time and I don't know who they were.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:05 AM (oGNNA)

688 Go upthread a bit... you were mentioned in a funny comment!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (/E4k7)

I'm completwly toasted at the moment, went to a toys for tots shindig. How far up?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (9Om/r)

689 don q:

my question was really asking if the armed forces were preparing or expecting to go to baghdad.

bush's fall back position was that the u.n. resolutions didn't authorize it. that was the problem with asking that organization for permission.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (Pg+x7)

690 Just heard that George HW Bush has died.

Posted by: tankdemon at December 01, 2018 01:07 AM (uPRNp)

691 They're savage fucks, and if they aren't afraid of you they are actively trying to kill you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 12:59 AM (/E4k7)

Describes pretty much every savage in history. But calling them savage is now a hate crime.

Today is a repeat of a very narrow slice of human history that happens just before a massive war. "Enlightened" people try to tell us that we are wrong and those who want us dead must be 'understood', and if we don't try to accept that we are not civilized.

And millions die before those who tell us that get it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:07 AM (l7Kbv)

692 Did Colin Powell say no go?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:08 AM (aKsyK)

693 There's a parrot somewhere in the neighborhood that's refusing to shut
up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I
wonder what's keeping this one up?


Maybe he's listening to Metalachi?
https://youtu.be/2lmNHBd_mf8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (0bu2O)

694 I lit my house up like griswold, its Merry Christmas at my place, hubby and I have a ton of Christmas lights
They are not going to take my Joy
And I will always be a CONSERVATIVE

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (WCKBV)

695
They only respect Strength IMO. If you are strong and honorable? they will treat you as such.



If you are strong and a Barbarian? They will go there too.



But if you show weakness? no resolve? you will be treated worse than they treat their women.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN
====
Is any other moronette kind of . . . attracted to MBS? There, I've said it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:09 AM (oGNNA)

696 Strong horse

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (aKsyK)

697 Good for you, a very worthy cause!

Start with 497, then 505, then 509, then 521, then 529

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (/E4k7)

698 @TheBushCenter
54m
Statement by President George W. Bush on the death of his father, President George H.W. Bush

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:10 AM (7TCRf)

699 689 don q:

my question was really asking if the armed forces were preparing or expecting to go to baghdad.

bush's fall back position was that the u.n. resolutions didn't authorize it. that was the problem with asking that organization for permission.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:06 AM (Pg+x7)

Yes, Schwartzkopf was all ready to go all the way.

Plans and logistics were in place.

In fact, from the beginning, when we were going to invade from both North and South (until Turkey would not allow us to invade from there) it was clear we were going all the way.

And it would have been easy. Iraqi armed forces were done.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (NgKpN)

700 Colin Powell was fantastic in Field of Dreams but I didn't particularly care for him as Chairman of the JCS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (IssOg)

701 Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN)

I can see that, although I would say that honor takes a backseat to revenge.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (/E4k7)

702 ... in my opinion, we didn't have to go to the u.n. for authorization to expel iraq from kuwait, that was bush the institutionalist, and it set up the failure to end that monstrous regime.

had we done so it still would have been a mess, but at least it was before the world jihad had begun and there would have been a chance for some kind of functioning state to take root. (of course, iraq having a history of only brutal dictatorships for at least 500 years, odds weren't;'t good for a stable representative govt. in any case.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Pg+x7)

703 AOP, Caterpillar.

Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Uoul+)

704 There's a parrot somewhere in the neighborhood that's refusing to shut up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I wonder what's keeping this one up?
Posted by: Surfperch


In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)

705 And it would have been easy. Iraqi armed forces were done.
Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:11 AM (NgKpN)

We had a clear path to Baghdad. We had NO combat formations worth a damn between us and there.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (l7Kbv)

706
I lit my house up like griswold, its Merry Christmas at my place, hubby and I have a ton of Christmas lights


=====
Hahaha, you should see what I did to my grandma's house -- sober. It was daylight, how was I to know? I just kept looping lights around this bush, that big stone, up this trunk, on and on until I'd used up all of her lights, then all of mine. Attached a timer, set it for 5:00 and -- HOLY ELECTRICITY BILL, BATMAN. If the neighbors across the street don't complain, I'll be amazed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (oGNNA)

707 (of course, iraq having a history of only brutal dictatorships for at
least 500 years, odds weren't;'t good for a stable representative govt.
in any case.)


Maybe not, but we would have had at least a Status Of Forces Agreement in place and not abandoned those people to their fates.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (0bu2O)

708 I was in Toronto this week

celebrating the death of a

another whistler blower.

Posted by: Arkancide at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (8xtON)

709 The parrot finally stopped.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj)

710 Tammy.....AOP is the bestest!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)

711 The parrot finally stopped.

The cat is fed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (0bu2O)

712 of course, iraq having a history of only brutal dictatorships for at least 500 years, odds weren't;'t good for a stable representative govt. in any case.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

That's because representative government I based on Western values and middle easterners aren't Westerners.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (5RXy6)

713 690 Just heard that George HW Bush has died.
Posted by: tankdemon



Bush was dead: too begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.......Bush was as dead as a door nail.

I could go on but I haven't read Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' in a very long time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (yHofW)

714 already mentioned?

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/12/01/former-
president-george-h-w-bush-has-died-at-94/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (xPNLF)

715 In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)

God I had forgotten about those. Heard 'em in Lynwood and Long Beach. My God, such a racket. Kind of charming, all things considered, but noisy af.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (/E4k7)

716
The parrot finally stopped.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj

===

Okay. We won't ask any questions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:16 AM (oGNNA)

717
I could go on but I haven't read Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' in a very long time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (yHofW

====
Capital! Another literary enthusiast.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oGNNA)

718 @699
In fact, from the beginning, when we were going to invade from both North and South (until Turkey would not allow us to invade from there) it was clear we were going all the way.
----------------

?

Turkey's intransigence was during the Second Gulf War, not the first one.

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)

719 The parrot finally stopped.

Posted by: Surfperch

Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (5RXy6)

720 The parrot finally stopped.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:14 AM (pkeCj)


...bass solo?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (t+qrx)

721 In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)

---
you misspelled "escaped"

#HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (xPNLF)

722 701 Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:03 AM (NgKpN)

I can see that, although I would say that honor takes a backseat to revenge.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (/E4k7)

True, they hold onto their fueds like the Picts and such did... or the Danes... or the Normans... or...

The key is to be powerful enough that they cannot act on that revenge... and they WON'T as long as you are an very powerful honorable enemy.

Problem is that its THEIR concept of strong... not ours... and their concept of strong is much more savage than our modern western civilian philosophy allows.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (NgKpN)

723 G.H.W. Bush left the Kurds to die. Shit happened at that time that I hope get declassified in time, but thousands died because his CIA devoted ass let them. He is rotting in hell because of it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (l7Kbv)

724 Hillary killed those people in Toronto.

She had to go back and testify.

It's Trump or die!?

Posted by: what ever hap'nd to at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (8xtON)

725 you misspelled "escaped"

#HTH!
Posted by: redc1c4


No. See, there's this thing called idiots...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (7TCRf)

726 "... and left the to their fate..."

just terrible. tragic. and as don q (i think) pointed out, set back american credibility for 30 years.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (Pg+x7)

727 Tammy.....AOP is the bestest!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:15 AM (c1nDO)

Indeed he is!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:19 AM (/E4k7)

728 @715 God I had forgotten about those. Heard 'em in Lynwood and Long Beach. My God, such a racket. Kind of charming, all things considered, but noisy af.
---------------

I live here, and *I* constantly forget about them. They tend to stay up in the trees, so I've never seen them up close.

Now the huge murders of crows, on the other hand...

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (oE1+m)

729 them

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (Pg+x7)

730 717: Meh. I only read it once about 30 years ago. Watched several variations of it on TV over the years though. Always preferred the one with George C Scott. Because,,,,well,,,,George C Scott.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (yHofW)

731 Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (NgKpN)

Basically they're a bunch of damn hillbillies!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:21 AM (/E4k7)

732
G.H.W. Bush left the Kurds to die. Shit happened at
that time that I hope get declassified in time, but thousands died
because his CIA devoted ass let them. He is rotting in hell because of
it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:18 AM (l7Kbv

======
Didn't I hear somewhere that he was also officially oblivious to reports of Iraq using WMD against Iran when he was the CIA director? Central Ignorance Agency...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (oGNNA)

733 the US Canadian border (dug by hand!)

will show case.....

you guys' (plural)

are much better than I at this.

"Is there gas in the car?!"

Posted by: what ever hap'nd to at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (8xtON)

734 There's a parrot somewhere in the neighborhood that's refusing to shut up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I wonder what's keeping this one up?
Posted by: Surfperch

In SoCal, there are flocks of released parrots that migrate around and squak like roving battle sirens.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:13 AM (7TCRf)

They're here in NorCal too. A whole flock has landed in the tree in my back yard a couple times in the wee hours of the morning, needless to say, they turned my morning into a living Hell.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)

735 Night all, God Bless and keep you!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (WCKBV)

736 Turkey's intransigence was during the Second Gulf War, not the first one.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)

Negative. 4th ID was supposed to go in from Turkey in round one with Saddam. Had G.H.W.B had the proper stones the Kurds would have been protected (and a certain incident involving US casualties would not have happened).

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (l7Kbv)

737 Night, lou!!!!

I think I'll call it a night myself. Storms seem to be (hopefully) petering out.

Good night, all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (/E4k7)

738
Meh. I only read it once about 30 years ago. Watched
several variations of it on TV over the years though. Always preferred
the one with George C Scott. Because,,,,well,,,,George C Scott.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2018 01:20 AM (yHofW
=====
Well, you remembered a very Dickensian phrase.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (oGNNA)

739 They're here in NorCal too. A whole flock has landed in the tree in my back yard a couple times in the wee hours of the morning, needless to say, they turned my morning into a living Hell.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)

Do you not own a shotgun?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (NXsWM)

740
TRUE FACT : Vaginal Ratchet was Berserker's first band.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2018 11:54 PM (yeIiP)



I wouldn't doubt this for a moment. I bet they fukkin' shredded, too.



I kind of want an original VR t-shirt now.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 30, 2018 11:58 PM (t+qrx)


Berserker left Vaginal Ratchet when they cut their forst single and formed a new band called Ginch Wrench.



Ginch Wrench, who later changed their name to Poison went on to have great commercial success.



...and, now you know.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2018 12:02 AM (yeIiP)



I'm so drunk that this is actually amusing. lol

But no. I'm a speed metal/power metal/ viking metal guitar player. Poison were fcuking homos. You know the funny thing. The one dude at Fen's moron meetup actually knew why my nic is berserker. A frigging dude from delaware nailed it. he knew, he took one look and said you are berserker. and he knew berserker most likely meant scandi metal. He needs to take a bow. For years nobody got it, but he nailed it. Shit i'm drunk.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (9Om/r)

741 The parrot finally stopped.

Posted by: Surfperch

Pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (5RXy6)

I wish, he'll probably be back tomorrow with a half-dozen of his friends.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (pkeCj)

742 There's a parrot somewhere in the neighborhood that's refusing to shut up. Normally they quiet down and fly off to their nests by sunset, I wonder what's keeping this one up?
Posted by: Surfperch


Just realized, that if you're hearing a single bird, it's probably a mocking bird.

Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.

Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)

743 731 Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (NgKpN)

Basically they're a bunch of damn hillbillies!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 01, 2018 01:21 AM (/E4k7)

I've come to the conclusion that people, are just people..

Hell... Hillbillies? Hatfeilds and McCoys are just like Crips and Bloods.

Or Hells Angels and Outlaws.

Or here in my area, the Hispanic Gangs, and the Mong Gangs.

Or, Montagues and Capulets (if you want to go all Shakesperean!)

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (NgKpN)

744 736 Turkey's intransigence was during the Second Gulf War, not the first one.
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:17 AM (oE1+m)

Negative. 4th ID was supposed to go in from Turkey in round one with Saddam. Had G.H.W.B had the proper stones the Kurds would have been protected (and a certain incident involving US casualties would not have happened).
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (l7Kbv)

Yup.... delayed everything by a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 01:28 AM (NgKpN)

745 "... they are like crows but double evil..."

you notice the book wasn't titled "to feed a mockingbird".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (Pg+x7)

746
I'm listening to the full-length Evening with the Clintons in Toronto on Youtube and it's as cringeworthy as watching Ruth Bader Ginsburg. My God, her head is sinking into her shoulders, he doesn't have enough muscular strength to keep his lower jaw from hanging open.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (oGNNA)

747 Didn't I hear somewhere that he was also officially oblivious to reports of Iraq using WMD against Iran when he was the CIA director? Central Ignorance Agency...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:22 AM (oGNNA)

We gave those to Iraq. Reagan got blamed for that, but it was Bush that made it happen.

I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else when shit goes sideways.

If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.

If all of the current brass in the CIA were executed tomorrow I'd be even happier. They aren't working for US interests.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (l7Kbv)

748 For years nobody got it, but he nailed it. Shit i'm drunk.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Anybody who doesn't know berserker has never spent time in the upper midwest.
Berserker and Uff-da (but mostly uff-da)

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (5RXy6)

749 They're here in NorCal too. A whole flock has landed in the tree in my back yard a couple times in the wee hours of the morning, needless to say, they turned my morning into a living Hell.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:23 AM (pkeCj)

Do you not own a shotgun?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 01, 2018 01:25 AM (NXsWM)

I don't think I could safely use a shotgun on the birds given that my back yard is scarcely bigger than a parking space.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:30 AM (pkeCj)

750 >>>Bush was as dead as a door nail.

What is it about a door nail that would be dead AF?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 01:31 AM (NMAzL)

751 My old man was issued a travel coffeemaker way back when he worked in the field for Zapata Fuels. He later gave it to me and I used it when I was camping as a kid. It was a good coffeemaker.

So that's something nice I can say about the Bushes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 01:31 AM (5aX2M)

752 "595
The media love Republicans who politely get their asses kicked by Democrats. The sort of dignity that comes with groveling before cultural Marxists is something that the press readily pay glowing tribute to."

Absolutely. Between Reagan and Trump the GOP was one contiguous grovel. The only wiggle there is "GOP" should read "Trump." The Bushes, and to some degree the first term of Clinton, allowed this country to become a police state without any pushback. I mourn tonight for the country we lost, not one of those who managed its decline.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (iw59Q)

753 @747 We gave those to Iraq. Reagan got blamed for that, but it was Bush that made it happen.
------------

I thought it was the French who did that?

Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (oE1+m)

754 The stronger you are...

The harder the test.

Posted by: All you lurking Mencken fans at December 01, 2018 01:35 AM (8xtON)

755 Good night y'all

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 01, 2018 01:35 AM (c1nDO)

756 Just realized, that if you're hearing a single bird, it's probably a mocking bird.

Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.

Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)

I have had mockingbirds imitating the parrots now and then. It doesn't really make much difference though, they sound the same and the mockingbirds will try to attack you if you come with 10 yards of their nest.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:36 AM (pkeCj)

757 I think the last time George HW Bush did anything good for this country was when he was head of the CIA. And there he did good and bad.

But I won't beat him up too much. He wasn't evil. He never hated America. He was just wrong about many things. The "decency" of the "loyal opposition" for starters.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 01:37 AM (SN4NF)

758 Just realized, that if you're hearing a single bird, it's probably a mocking bird.



Mocking birds are solitary assholes that wish to destroy your comfortable sleep.



Look up mocking bird on YOuScrewb. They are like crows but for sound and double evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2018 01:26 AM (7TCRf)



I have had mockingbirds imitating the parrots now and then. It
doesn't really make much difference though, they sound the same and the
mockingbirds will try to attack you if you come with 10 yards of their
nest.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 01:36 AM (pkeCj)


So that's who that asshole is? I sometimes here a single bird out in the woods that seems like he's talking to himself

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 01:38 AM (9Om/r)

759 Rich Little birds

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2018 01:39 AM (aKsyK)

760
I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They
cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else
when shit goes sideways.



If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.

=====
They apparently couldn't keep their damn computer network secure, which should make them officially useless.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)

761 I thought it was the French who did that?
Posted by: junior at December 01, 2018 01:32 AM (oE1+m)

Yes and no. The French had to have our permission to give Iraq what they did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was ours.

Cold War was rather FUBAR, and we took what we could get. Ended up just as screwed up as the Brits in the ME after WW I.

We are still dealing with the fall out from all of it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (l7Kbv)

762 http://californiaparrotproject.org/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 01:43 AM (xPNLF)

763 And I'm being too harsh. GHWB did more for this country than buying my dad a cool coffeemaker. He wasn't so bad, if he wasn't so great either.

I'm allowing my hatred of his sons to reflect on him.

He was just the wrong guy to be President at his time, that's all.

Happy trails, old fella.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2018 01:43 AM (5aX2M)

764 Thank you so much.

I think a concept foreign might be this:

Attrition

I'm not certain. But some battles...

Posted by: To Thomas Sowell: at December 01, 2018 01:45 AM (gh7cp)

765
All this talk about the mistakes we've made, the opportunities we've thrown away. I hope Trump kicks China's ass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:46 AM (oGNNA)

766 AOP, Caterpillar.
Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:12 AM (Uoul+)

Thanks. There is a '96 Top Kick flatdeck with a HIAB crane on it up for auction. Bids start at 1500 bucks CDN. Would make me a nice yard truck. Pickers are handy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:48 AM (fDU8w)

767 They apparently couldn't keep their damn computer network secure, which should make them officially useless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:40 AM (oGNNA)

Nor could NSA, where their hacking tools (remember when they bragged they could make any hack look like it came from whoever they wanted? STUXNET anyone? Crowd Strike used that to their advantage in 2016.) Became a dark web sensation.

My problem is people don't remember such things. Six months max horizon. That is the problem today. If they can't look it up using google it didn't happen. And if google disappears it, that event never happened.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 01:48 AM (l7Kbv)

768 @761:

Somewhat agreed. After WWI the French had fallen down and couldn't get back up, after WWII the Brits became total pussies, and after the Cold War the United States ceased to be a functional country. The only upside to that analysis is the French came back somewhat; whether the latter two Anglo nations do is another matter. So far it seems like France is the outlier.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 01, 2018 01:49 AM (iw59Q)

769 Come out! come out! ..
Where ever you are?

Com'n on this is really gon'na get funny.

A coup ..
Against a sitting president!?

Posted by: Yes ..who is lurking?! at December 01, 2018 01:50 AM (8xtON)

770
I have a visceral hate for the CIA that comes from my time in MI. They

cause far more problems than they solve, and try to blame everyone else

when shit goes sideways.





If they were disbanded tomorrow I'd be very happy.

=====

omg, and now someone in there has leaked to the WSJ all about their intercepts of his conversations about silencing Khashoggi. Why isn't Trump waterboarding them until they give up the traitorous leaker? Is John Kelly advising against it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM (oGNNA)

771 Better engine than the Izuzu, those damn thing leak everywhere!

Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:54 AM (OjIVB)

772 Yes this seems like it's it.

I love you all..
we'll meet up again for sure.


3% doesn't sound like such bad odds.

That's all it took the first time.

That we know of.

Posted by: answer my own lurk at December 01, 2018 01:55 AM (8xtON)

773 Has any body captured "soma" yet?

Posted by: could learn from canada at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (8xtON)

774
Well, the AP has outdone us in Bush-wacking:
"George H.W. Bush, a patrician New Englander whose presidency soared with
the coalition victory over Iraq in Kuwait, but then plummeted in the
throes of a weak economy that led voters to turn him out of office after
a single term, has died."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (oGNNA)

775 Well, I am going to go to bed. I don't think I will bid on the Top Kick. It's at least 800 miles from me, and would probably cost me at least 500 bucks in fuel and ferry tolls just to get it here. And not a trip to be done in winter time with a strange new vehicle.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2018 01:58 AM (fDU8w)

776 Sleep well.

Posted by: Connielu at December 01, 2018 01:59 AM (OjIVB)

777 Yes and no. The French had to have our permission to give Iraq what they
did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was
ours.


I was told the Germans had a very nice line in Chem, and sold the Iranians butyl rubber suits too.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 02:01 AM (mUa7G)

778 777 Yes and no. The French had to have our permission to give Iraq what they
did. What the French gave them was nuke, but the chem/bio stuff was
ours.

I was told the Germans had a very nice line in Chem, and sold the Iranians butyl rubber suits too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2018 02:01 AM (mUa7G)

It was a buyers market back then, Russians were involved as well.

Posted by: Don Q at December 01, 2018 02:02 AM (NgKpN)

779
Has any body captured "soma" yet?
Posted by: could learn from canada
====
What is soma?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:04 AM (oGNNA)

780 Has any body captured "soma" yet?
Posted by: could learn from canada
====
What is soma?


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:04 AM (oGNNA)


Sounds italian. Make soma food, do soma thing, go soma where. etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2018 02:06 AM (9Om/r)

781 " CZctn is a bolus in need of a laxative. Cobs?"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Nota bene:

CZctn IS the Cob.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 02:07 AM (QU+qf)

782 omg, and now someone in there has leaked to the WSJ all about their intercepts of his conversations about silencing Khashoggi. Why isn't Trump waterboarding them until they give up the traitorous leaker? Is John Kelly advising against it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM (oGNNA)

That was most disturbing. Who TF is leaking intercepts to the WSJ? And are they real?

Either way, there should be CIA executed by tomorrow. They are engaged in activities not in our (the United States) interests. Time to end the CIA.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at December 01, 2018 02:10 AM (l7Kbv)

783 First time stone axe came against a sword?

recon.

Who knows what happened after that.

That smile TWANG1.

Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:10 AM (8xtON)

784 Nota bene:

CZctn IS the Cob.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 02:07 AM (QU+qf)


Which is why it's so funny when a commenter drifts in and starts talking shit about a particular COB - sometimes I can't tell if he's just sassing himself for giggles.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:11 AM (t+qrx)

785
They are engaged in activities not in our (the United States) interests.

===

I'd say directly counter to our interests.
Hacks me off.

Plus I'm listening to these damned Clintons coughing and wheezing in another tab. Listening to them talking about global warming -- trying to form words while they're not choking or trying to muster a drop of saliva. "The North Pole is going to melt away in the summertime."

Things are bad, but they could be SO much worse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:16 AM (oGNNA)

786 so that is it? everyone is done?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (MTjB1)

787 The cob is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (5RXy6)

788 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma_cube

not to mention literary references.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 02:19 AM (xPNLF)

789
everyone is done?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:18 AM (MTjB1
=====
I'm not. Where the hell is everyone on a Friday night? Why aren't they in front of their computers drinking alone and sending bytes into the ether? What is this world coming to?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:21 AM (oGNNA)

790
not to mention literary references.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 01, 2018 02:19 AM (xPNLF
=====
The question sure came out of nowhere. And how does one "capture" soma?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:22 AM (oGNNA)

791 >>>CZctn IS the Cob.

Oh, really? Which one?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:23 AM (NMAzL)

792 Is John Kelly advising against it?


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 01:52 AM

I'm advising we take a wait and see approach.

Posted by: John "Leaky" Kelly at December 01, 2018 02:24 AM (SN4NF)

793 Evenin Horde of Critical Discernment.....

Gratitude to El S for this bastion of Freedom.....an All the Ron's & Ette's that make this a Haven. Y'all are Truly Exceptional.

We closed a local waterin hole down tonight, a genuinely Irish Pub whose owner is returning to the Emerald Isle, so forgive any missteps....heh.

R.I.P. 41,....94yrs....God Bless Him.

What set me off though.....this Kareem Hunt nonsense.

(Caveat, of course the left is insane, given. But, really.....the multitude of hypocrisy at work with the castigating of this 24 year old is yet another example of FUCKTARD Run A Muck...)

So, if the Metoo's want all women treated equally, then why a harsher punishment for man/woman altercation than man on man dustup?

The inherent fallacy of logic is blatant for us of the AOS persuasion.....(an hopefully most of Flyover Citizens)....

I hope the Deadskins sign him, (we could use him...lined up with Ol' "Take a Switch to your BallSac Child!" Peterson.....potent backfield for sure)....only Dannie Boy could "act as if" and wait out the backlash....being a Sociopath has its advantages.

Anyway....All the Best Y'all.....As Always, y'all Deserve It.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:27 AM (rtNJz)

794 Things are bad, but they could be SO much worse.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:16 AM (oGNNA)


When you're feeling lousy, spare a thought for the lecherous lich and Lady Macbeth, wowing an audience of literally dozens at the grand re-opening of the Toad Holler post office, the taste of wealth turning to bitter ash on their tongues as it dawns on them that they will never again hold power. It might make you feel a bit better just thinking about how they've survived into the cold twilight of irrelevancy and how it must burn them.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:31 AM (t+qrx)

795 There was a time that a good public beat-down resulting in arrest would get you a phone call from the Philadelphia Eagles the next day. Alas, Hunt was born too late.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:31 AM (SN4NF)

796 I'm not. Where the hell is everyone on a Friday night? Why aren't they in front of their computers drinking alone and sending bytes into the ether? What is this world coming to?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D



great! but who the fuck are you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:32 AM (MTjB1)

797 See you in December, Horde. I hope I'm not woken up by the parrots/mockingbirds tomorrow.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (pkeCj)

798 794
That's beautiful, man.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (NMAzL)

799 Mrs YankeeFifth is likely to let me test out the new sleeping bags tonight!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (MTjB1)

800 not really cold enough but colder than usual.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:35 AM (MTjB1)

801 It's true It's us alone.

Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:37 AM (8xtON)

802 They are not coming.

Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:38 AM (8xtON)

803 That's beautiful, man.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 02:33 AM (NMAzL)


That's how I convince myself it's not vindictive and petty - I wish them both long lives; may their minds never diminish so they can fully experience years of nobody calling to ask or offer them a thing. Because no one cares.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (t+qrx)

804 3 dressed up as a 9?

Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (8xtON)

805 I hope when former President Bush gets to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter has a tax bill for him. "New heavenly taxes. No?"

I blame Bush for giving us Blow Job Billy with his 'no new taxes' bullshit only to raise taxes a few months later.

Honor his military service but he was a pretty crappy president -- one of those globalist elites. Bush basically killed the Reagan Revolution.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (Y8PSl)

806 you know macbeth is one of my favorite plays.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (MTjB1)

807 not really cold enough but colder than usual.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:35 AM (MTjB1)


Cold air and a cozy bed is the best.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:40 AM (t+qrx)

808 Rusty.....
Or hiring Hookers and doin Crack pregame was the NYG standard...

Really, where's the cultural acceptance of the quirks that brain damaged entertainers exhibit anymore?

Back in the day, "He plays Football...", said it all, an Everyone knew what was up.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:40 AM (rtNJz)

809 Cold air and a cozy bed is the best.
Posted by: hogmartin at D




yeah, I envy your michigan winters. colorado never really gets cold.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:41 AM (MTjB1)

810 Now we will have to listen to how great bush was for the weekend I would rather see the children who were tear gassed.

Posted by: ramondo at December 01, 2018 02:42 AM (eg4LL)

811 MI morons....I THINK it might be too late, but Stormy Daniels was doing 2 shows in Lansing at the 'Vu....hahahaha

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:44 AM (SxBH1)

812 is that the deja vu?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:45 AM (MTjB1)

813 Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:44 AM

I would go to heckle, but I fear the door fee would be prohibitive.

Also, not in MI.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (SN4NF)

814 812
is that the deja vu?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:45 AM (MTjB1)
Correct

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (SxBH1)

815 well bush will not get even half of the send off of the most recent state ceremony.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:46 AM (MTjB1)

816 Correct
Posted by: A dude in MI at D



they had one of those in mpls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:47 AM (MTjB1)

817 Nope...no Bush World Tour, thats only for backstabbing son of a bitch traitor Sentators <spit>

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (SxBH1)

818 you know macbeth is one of my favorite plays.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (MTjB1)


I like it but - I think The Throne of Blood one-upped it as a tribute, like Jonny Cash and Hurt or Jeff Buckley with Hallelujah or William Shatner and Mr. Tambourine Man. It's not the original, of course, but it feels like it's what the original was meant to be.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (t+qrx)

819 In SF they have Centerfolds, which is owned by Deja Vu. They're a big chain.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (SN4NF)

820 @810......

He'll only be Great on certain networks.......give it time an he'll be compared to Kareem Hunt, by 8:37pm EST at the latest on others...

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 01, 2018 02:48 AM (rtNJz)

821
I'm advising we take a wait and see approach.


Posted by: John "Leaky" Kelly at December 01, 2018 02:24 AM (SN4NF
=====
And to think I was ready to jump into bed with him once.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:50 AM (oGNNA)

822 In SF they have Centerfolds, which is owned by Deja Vu. They're a big chain.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at D





sleazy as strip clubs are corporate ownership makes it even more so.

that being said, having a publicly traded strip club corporation would be fantastic. would like to hear their valuation metrics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:53 AM (MTjB1)

823 MI morons....I THINK it might be too late, but Stormy Daniels was doing 2 shows in Lansing at the 'Vu....hahahaha
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 01, 2018 02:44 AM (SxBH1)


On the corner of MLK and Jolly? Classy place! Just down the road from MEPS, and the Ingham County VA.

But yeah, probably a few decades too late.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:55 AM (t+qrx)

824
great! but who the fuck are you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:32 AM (MTjB1
======
Just a girl who hates dating. Rather post the night away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 02:55 AM (oGNNA)

825 Just a girl who hates dating. Rather post the night away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D



good enough. unfamiliar with your nic. nice nic by the way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:59 AM (MTjB1)

826 she is so old and used that sitting in the front row of a stormy show would be like sitting in the front row at a gallagher show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:01 AM (MTjB1)

827 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:01 AM

Billy Crystal's description of Jack Palance in "City Slickers" comes to mind.
"So leathery... like a saddlebag with eyes!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 03:03 AM (SN4NF)

828 Here's some humor coming out of D.C.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yceew2xh

DC clerk stalls marriage over 'foreign' New Mexico ID card

LAS CRUCES, N.M. (AP) - A District of Columbia clerk and a supervisor refused to accept a New Mexico man's state driver's license as he sought a marriage license because she and her supervisor believed New Mexico was a foreign country.

Gavin Clarkson told the Las Cruces Sun-News it happened Nov. 20 at the District of Columbia Courts Marriage Bureau as he tried to apply for a marriage license.

After approaching the clerk for a license and showing his New Mexico ID, Clarkson said the clerk told him he needed an international passport to get the marriage license.

Clarkson said he protested to a supervisor, who also told him that he needed a foreign passport.

The clerk finally concluded New Mexico was a state after Clarkson objected three times. The clerk granted the license to Clarkson and his fiancee.

"She thought New Mexico was a foreign country," Clarkson said of the clerk. "All the couples behind us waiting in line were laughing."

Clarkson, who is an enrolled member of the Choctaw Nation, said if he'd had his tribal identification card he might have had an easier time than showing his New Mexico driver's license.

In a statement, the D.C. courts system acknowledged the staff error to the Sun-News.

"We understand that a clerk in our Marriage Bureau made a mistake regarding New Mexico's 106-year history as a state," Leah H. Gurowitz, spokeswoman for D.C. Courts, said in an email. "We very much regret the error and the slight delay it caused a New Mexico resident in applying for a D.C. marriage license."

New Mexico became a U.S. state in 1912.


Anyone who thinks any person in or affiliated with this Administration could get a fair trial in D.C. only needs to read that article to know stupidity is endemic to D.C. - at all levels. There's no way any person with any brains can ever have a trial with a jury of their peers because no one in D.C. has any brains.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:05 AM (Y8PSl)

829
may their minds never diminish so they can fully
experience years of nobody calling to ask or offer them a thing. Because
no one cares.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 02:39 AM (t+qrx
====

Oh God yes. Except when they're contacted by the Democrat Vatican for testimony for the canonization of Barack and Michelle.
"She -- [choke] -- was born without original sin."
"He -- [wheeze] -- lived the biggest fairy tale that I have ever seen."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (oGNNA)

830 the new mexico thing happened during the slc olympics. callers from nm were referred to the foreign sales number.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (MTjB1)

831 Just a girl who hates dating. Rather post the night away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (MTjB1)

832 They only pretend to be happy!

Posted by: Can you imagine!? at December 01, 2018 03:07 AM (8xtON)

833 when they're contacted by the Democrat Vatican for testimony for the canonization of Barack and Michelle.
"She -- [choke] -- was born without original sin."
"He -- [wheeze] -- lived the biggest fairy tale that I have ever seen."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D




you know, for some reason, whenever I have noticed your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer face in a beigeish dress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)

834
good enough. unfamiliar with your nic. nice nic by the way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 02:59 AM (MTjB1
--------

I'm newish, but I've lurked here for a while. I'm trying to break my Twitter habit. Thanks for the compliment on the nic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (oGNNA)

835 Go out there.. Chase something!

Posted by: caturday at December 01, 2018 03:10 AM (8xtON)

836 Oh, really? Which one?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

The author of this here very ONT.

He likes to pop in to some ONTs under a different name, usually to take potshots at posting morons.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:11 AM (QU+qf)

837 OH SHIT NO, I meant Mis Hum ----- NOT Weird Dave.

Weird Dave doesn't do that, to my knowledge.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:12 AM (QU+qf)

838 Weird Dave doesn't do that, to my knowledge.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at D



lucky you, he is going to start now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:13 AM (MTjB1)

839
I blame Bush for giving us Blow Job Billy with his 'no new taxes' bullshit only to raise taxes a few months later.

======
All that, but there was also the beauty contest. What swoony, folksy dreamboat is going to steal America's hearts when Mike Pence runs? I'm nervous.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:16 AM (oGNNA)

840 is this the gayest thing you have ever seen?



https://tinyurl.com/y9xt2lge

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)

841 well ross perot is responsible for blowjob billy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:18 AM (MTjB1)

842 is this the gayest thing you have ever seen?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)


In any sense of the word, no it is not.

It's still a doofy-looking sweater though. Where'd you find that?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:19 AM (t+qrx)

843 was in an ad on the sidebar at drudge

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:21 AM (MTjB1)

844
you know, for some reason, whenever I have noticed your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer face in a beigeish dress.

Posted by: yankeefifth

====

!?!?!

Beigeish, whatever, lol!

I think I form a few images when I post and read here. Mostly of crewcuts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:26 AM (oGNNA)

845 That sweater would be great for putting over your armor to hide it when going to a Trump or free speech event. Because antifa. The fun would start when an antifa goon takes a swing and hits you - and breaks their hand. Just get the '3 X' size.

'Doofy-looking', yes, but it also has a practical side. I give it the anti-antifa seal of approval.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl)

846
is this the gayest thing you have ever seen?







https://tinyurl.com/y9xt2lge





Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1

=====
The description says it's Retro. Retro to when, please? Tell me so I can block access to that period from my time machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (oGNNA)

847
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:17 AM (MTjB1)

Yeah, uh... my virus scanner wouldn't let me access that page. Not tinyurl, but whatever it referred to.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (SN4NF)

848 Beigeish, whatever, lol!

I think I form a few images when I post and read here. Mostly of crewcuts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D




maybe more khaki. not sure why. read "blonde morticia" instantly beigeish / khaki dress long, straight, blonde hair. no offense intended just occurred the instant your nic was read.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:30 AM (MTjB1)

849 The description says it's Retro. Retro to when, please? Tell me so I can block access to that period from my time machine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:32 AM (MTjB1)

850
Just get the '3 X' size.



'Doofy-looking', yes, but it also has a practical side. I give it the anti-antifa seal of approval.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl
====
Sure enough, the description seems to support this. I swear I'm copying and pasting, not making this up:


Instruction:

There may be 1 - 3cm differ due to manual measurement. Please choose the right one according to your actual situation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:33 AM (oGNNA)

851 The description says it's Retro. Retro to when, please? Tell me so I can block access to that period from my time machine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (oGNNA)


I'm guessing retro to the 14th Century. Next up will be sweaters that look like Fred Flintstone garb. Very retro edgy.

If anyone's making a list, please add clothing 'designers' to it.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (Y8PSl)

852 809 Cold air and a cozy bed is the best.
Posted by: hogmartin at D
----
Was just thinking the same thing. Pillows, blankets and a window open to the cold night air. Lovely.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (IDhUW)

853 you know, for some reason, whenever I have noticed
your nickname I get a mental pic of morticia, with a slightly longer
face in a beigeish dress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:09 AM (MTjB1)

Carolyn Jones, I hope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 03:35 AM (NMAzL)

854 Yeah, uh... my virus scanner wouldn't let me access that page. Not tinyurl, but whatever it referred to.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at D



well, it is the top half of a suit of armor made out of some kind of sweatshirtish fabric. helmet of fabric with face shield that pivots up and down is attached. lots of shoulder pads.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:35 AM (MTjB1)

855 That sweater would be great for putting over your armor to hide it when going to a Trump or free speech event. Because antifa. The fun would start when an antifa goon takes a swing and hits you - and breaks their hand. Just get the '3 X' size.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:29 AM (Y8PSl)


Here, this one actually comes with armor and doesn't look half as goony.

http://tinyurl.com/ybcgdbfd

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx)

856
no offense intended just occurred the instant your nic was read.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:30 AM (MTjB1

====
Oh none taken. Beigeish was funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (oGNNA)

857 Carolyn Jones, I hope.
Postedg by: Miley, the Duchess at D




now miley, you know I only do original editions. no copies, fakes, or reproductions.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (MTjB1)

858 OH SHIT NO, I meant Mis Hum ----- NOT Weird Dave.



Weird Dave doesn't do that, to my knowledge.



Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 01, 2018 03:12 AM (QU+qf)

That is completely believable. Glad you didn't mean WeirdDave!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (NMAzL)

859 Was just thinking the same thing. Pillows, blankets and a window open to the cold night air. Lovely.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:34 AM (IDhUW)


Absolutely. Big fluffy down comforters and wool blankets are key. Kitty optional but recommended.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (t+qrx)

860 when I was in college I would sleep with my window open. in the morning the water in the glass on my nightstand would be frozen over.

sigh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:39 AM (MTjB1)

861 Here, this one actually comes with armor and doesn't look half as goony.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx)


It looks like something antifa would wear because they love that snazzy black uniform look. Could cause friendly fire.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:40 AM (Y8PSl)

862 The Schlichter novels look interesting, may pick them up.

I started The Courage to Be Disliked yesterday. I think it is going to be good. I just read Chapter one. It might be a good choice for a book discussion here.

It mixes philosophy and psychology in a very readable way. Introduced me to Alder's psychology theory.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:42 AM (IDhUW)

863 you have to have wool blankets. the comforters are nice but the wool blankets are essential.

cotton sheet
wool blanket
wool blanket
down comforte duvet
spare quilt from grandmother for exceptionally good sleeping weather on standby.

half of the quality of the sleep comes from the weight of the bedding.


Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:42 AM (MTjB1)

864 I started The Courage to Be Disliked yesterday. I think it is going to be good. I just read Chapter one. It might be a good choice for a book discussion here.

It mixes philosophy and psychology in a very readable way. Introduced me to Alder's psychology theory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



lol, if you want a cliff's notes version you can swing by the molie hemingway thread and give my comments a read.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:45 AM (MTjB1)

865 It looks like something antifa would wear because they love that snazzy black uniform look. Could cause friendly fire.
Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 03:40 AM (Y8PSl)


Then get the blue one instead. Or get the black one, and to hell with them. They don't get to dictate terms, and they don't get to make me dress up in felt armor like a muppet knight.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:46 AM (t+qrx)

866 would like it if someone donated lots of very cool looking highly flammable clothing to those antifags.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)

867 guess 31 is as low as we are getting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)

868 Absolutely. Big fluffy down comforters and wool blankets are key. Kitty optional but recommended.
------
Furry friends do add a lot of warmth.

My dad tells of sleeping in the "lean to" growing up and they would wake with frost on the blankets.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (IDhUW)

869
Here, this one actually comes with armor and doesn't look half as goony.



http://tinyurl.com/ybcgdbfd
Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:36 AM (t+qrx

=====
Fashion! I don't believe it. We're talking about *fashion.* Now really, it's not so bad, is it? [holds out black-and-white whirlpool gif] Fashion is fun. Fashion is fun. Fashion is fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:49 AM (oGNNA)

870 Guess I picked an odd time to drop in.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (PkVlr)

871
would like it if someone donated lots of very cool looking highly flammable clothing to those antifags.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:48 AM (MTjB1)

====
lol, or maybe some fabric that raccoons find very tasty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (oGNNA)

872 Guess I picked an odd time to drop in.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D



well la de da, look who dropped in. Mrs. High and Mighty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:52 AM (MTjB1)

873 It mixes philosophy and psychology in a very readable way. Introduced me to Alder's psychology theory.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



lol, if you want a cliff's notes version you can swing by the molie hemingway thread and give my comments a read.
----
I'd love to read your cliff note version. You don't want to bring it over here?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:52 AM (IDhUW)

874 ol, or maybe some fabric that raccoons find very tasty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at D


nice twist. no one would anticipate that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:53 AM (MTjB1)

875 I'd love to read your cliff note version. You don't want to bring it over here?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



lol, it is something of a running verbal gun battle all the way down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:54 AM (MTjB1)

876 Just got home from state title game. We got clobbered. By the most hated team in the state. No class. Flip off the opposing fans and class. The little turf burglars are gonna end up popping off to the wrong person and getting shot someday.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:54 AM (PkVlr)

877 home from state title game. We got clobbered. By the most hated team in the state. No class. Flip off the opposing fans and class. The little turf burglars are gonna end up popping off to the wrong person and getting shot someday.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D


in what?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:55 AM (MTjB1)

878 I have a blanket that I made as a kid. It was a "crazy quilt" made with scraps of material stitched onto an old linen sheet. Over the years I've added layers to the blanket as it has worn. It is several layers thick now and has the best weight.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:55 AM (IDhUW)

879 This is when I should be here, but got no reason to get up so going to try not to.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 03:56 AM (6VrXf)

880 Football

Kid is a senior. We won state last year.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:56 AM (PkVlr)

881 turf burglars

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:57 AM (MTjB1)

882 875 I'd love to read your cliff note version. You don't want to bring it over here?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



lol, it is something of a running verbal gun battle all the way down.
-----
Ok, I'll go over there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 03:57 AM (IDhUW)

883 I need a drink.

Anyone else drinking?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr)

884 Fashion! I don't believe it. We're talking about *fashion.*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 03:49 AM (oGNNA)


Well sure, why wouldn't we? It's always a good policy to look one's best. I'll even go so far as to put on sweatpants with words on them and turn the t-shirt inside-out so you can't tell what the stains are from if I'm going somewhere fancy and foreign like Aldi.

Guess I picked an odd time to drop in.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:51 AM (PkVlr)


Ten to midnight would have been an odder time, depending on how you pronounce the surname in your nick.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (t+qrx)

885 Football

Kid is a senior. We won state last year.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D



which state?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (MTjB1)

886 Washington

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:59 AM (PkVlr)

887 oh bleh. I did the italics wrong.

Well, there are two separate quotes in there. At least I managed to close the tags before the end of the comment.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:00 AM (t+qrx)

888 Ok, I'll go over there.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D




not especially good, just ugly

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:01 AM (MTjB1)

889 Washington
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D


well, he as one championship, one second. not too shabby.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:01 AM (MTjB1)

890
I need a drink.



Anyone else drinking?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr
====
Not at the moment. Mission accomplished a little while ago. (pats bottle)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 01, 2018 04:02 AM (oGNNA)

891 nuts, should have know it was washington, that is where the puget sound is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:03 AM (MTjB1)

892 One championship. TWO seconds.

But we made the finals three years in a row. So that's something.

Damn those kids worked hard.

And they smell really really bad

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:04 AM (PkVlr)

893 Puget sound. You familiar?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:05 AM (PkVlr)

894 I need a drink.



Anyone else drinking?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at D




scotch. you have a usb port?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:05 AM (MTjB1)

895 I need a drink.



Anyone else drinking?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 03:58 AM (PkVlr)

I could use a stiff one.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (NMAzL)

896 Puget sound. You familiar?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at D



been there lots for business.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (MTjB1)

897 Yep. But I'll have an Irish. Red breast. It's yummy

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (PkVlr)

898 I could use a stiff one.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at D



you broke the poor guy?

glad to pour scotch through the usb

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (MTjB1)

899 Y5, is it at The Federalist? iPad isn't loading that for some reason. Or if it's twitter, I don't know how to access that.

Did you read it? Was it a good use of your time?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (IDhUW)

900 Miley,

You're still up?


Y5. When you coming back?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (PkVlr)

901 is it at The Federalist? iPad isn't loading that for some reason. Or if it's twitter, I don't know how to access that.

Did you read it? Was it a good use of your time?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



no, no, it is here, three threads below this one. it is not worth troubling yourself over. my point was simply to demonstrate how I have mastered the ability to be disliked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (MTjB1)

902 you broke the poor guy?



glad to pour scotch through the usb

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:07 AM (MTjB1)

<holds laptop sideways and drinks as if from a wineskin>
Hell no I didn't break him. He's got to last for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:10 AM (NMAzL)

903 Drinking cool water here in the cold night air. It's the simple things.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:10 AM (IDhUW)

904 Y5. When you coming back?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D



couple of months. depends on the client.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:11 AM (MTjB1)

905 AmericanKestrel

Where are you? It's chilly here in the PNW

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (PkVlr)

906 no, no, it is here, three threads below this one. it is not worth troubling yourself over. my point was simply to demonstrate how I have mastered the ability to be disliked.
------
lol......congrats?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (IDhUW)

907 Did you read it? Was it a good use of your time?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D



read it? I wrote it in comments all the way down!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:12 AM (MTjB1)

908 my point was simply to demonstrate how I have mastered the ability to be disliked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:09 AM (MTjB1)

You're world class. I'm getting better, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:13 AM (NMAzL)

909 The naughty Santa was a surprise, there.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 04:14 AM (bAsK/)

910 lol......congrats?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at D




well, it was not supposed to go that way but it did. worst of it was that I did not know Mollie Hemingway was a frequent reader of Ace and I was gratuitously rude in a comment or two involving her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:14 AM (MTjB1)

911 I could use a stiff one.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:06 AM (NMAzL)


Ha! This one song happened to come up on my playlist as I read this. Hang on, it's got to be posted somewhere.

*looks*

OK! Here. Well I thought it was a cute coincidence anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmK_UTXafs

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (t+qrx)

912 You're world class. I'm getting better, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at D


lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (MTjB1)

913 Ah.

Foot in mouth


I've done that once or twice

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:15 AM (PkVlr)

914 292 it is after Thanksgiving, and before Christmas.

I can officially post links to Christmas songs.

This one is . . . Luscious. Just not sexy.

https://youtu.be/EP8r5Wj1jRY
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2018 10:47 PM (mUa7G)

Thanks, Kindltot! I really liked this. It's catchy. I've never heard of Caro Emerald before, but I love her voice.

Posted by: Gem at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (XoAz8)

915 Ah.

Foot in mouth


I've done that once or twice
Posted by: Nurse ratched at D



kind of concerned I may have developed an appreciation of the taste. you know what would go really well with this 12 year old single malt scotch? my foot.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (MTjB1)

916 905 AmericanKestrel

Where are you? It's chilly here in the PNW
----
North of you SE AK,it's really not cold tonight, 41 degrees.

Was glad to hear our grey box friends to the north of me are safe after the earthquake.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (IDhUW)

917 North of you SE AK,it's really not cold tonight, 41 degrees.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:17 AM (IDhUW)


It's eleven degrees colder here in Lansing.

I have tea and a cat though, so don't go feeling sorry for me.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:19 AM (t+qrx)

918 "Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By"
I'm going to make that into a motif, oh yeah! As BEN ROETHLISBURGER would say, it's funny because it's true.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (NMAzL)

919 I love SE AK

Haven't been to Ketchikan in 25 years.
I bet it's changed a bit

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (PkVlr)

920 Hogmartin,

You got snow? I've never lived in snow

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:22 AM (PkVlr)

921 "Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By"
I'm going to make that into a motif, oh yeah! As BEN ROETHLISBURGER would say, it's funny because it's true.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:20 AM (NMAzL)


It's hilarious and also a really good album, too. Mike Patton and Jennifer Charles. Here's "Stroker Ace" off that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg

And don't miss "Book of the Month".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhDH7AefqYc

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:24 AM (t+qrx)

922 Thanksgiving day was 32 degrees here and about that where my Aunt lives in Alaska, they did have snow on the ground though.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 04:24 AM (6VrXf)

923 919 I love SE AK

Haven't been to Ketchikan in 25 years.
I bet it's changed a bit
------
It is beautiful here. I've only been here a few years, spent most of my life in MT.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:25 AM (IDhUW)

924 You got snow? I've never lived in snow
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:22 AM (PkVlr)


Yep, here's my front yard on Monday.

https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:27 AM (t+qrx)

925 Yep, here's my front yard on Monday.

https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at D




nice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:29 AM (MTjB1)

926 Wouldn't bother me if I never lived in snow again, have no use for it and it only brings more work and destruction.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 04:29 AM (6VrXf)

927
Yep, here's my front yard on Monday.

https://stoatnet.org/nov26-2018-yard.jpg
-------
Nice - the snow is pretty.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (IDhUW)

928 you can never have too much snow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (MTjB1)

929 Wow!

Do you x-country ski to the grocery store for fun?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:32 AM (PkVlr)

930 night miley, nurse, hog, blonde, ak, johnboy

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:33 AM (MTjB1)

931 Do you x-country ski to the grocery store for fun?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:32 AM (PkVlr)


This is nothing. Not being glib or anything like that, it's just normal late November/early December snow. We have plows here. I don't think they cancelled school.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:34 AM (t+qrx)

932 'night, y5

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:34 AM (t+qrx)

933 Mow the lawn in the summer
Haul firewood in the winter

I enjoy cross country skiing but haven't gotten my skis up here yet.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:35 AM (IDhUW)

934 Good night Y5

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:37 AM (IDhUW)

935 Night y5

I love snow. We never get real snow here.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 01, 2018 04:37 AM (PkVlr)

936 Goodnight, Y5.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:38 AM (NMAzL)

937 184 There already was an AOSHQ wedding, just over eight years ago. I met my husband here.

100% true story: our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2018 10:18 PM (rWZ8Y)

Super-moronic kinds of wonderful.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 04:39 AM (bAsK/)

938 What's for breakfast Skip?

I'm hoping for bacon and eggs.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:40 AM (IDhUW)

939 you can never have too much snow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 01, 2018 04:31 AM (MTjB1)


I don't mind snow, even heavy snowfalls, I just hate blizzards. I've only been in one, in college. I lived off-campus in an apartment complex. One could get lost going from one building to another because you couldn't see two feet in front of you. The sky was eerie, too, a black semicircle low on the horizon and coming my way. Thunder and lightning with blinding snow for more than just a few minutes. I understood then how people can die in a blizzard, freezing to death five feet from their front door. I'll take those two-and-a-half foot nor'easters we get on the east coast over those mountain blizzards any day of the week.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2018 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)

940 My only complaint about the snow is driving in those blizzard like conditionsr

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:49 AM (IDhUW)

941 My only complaint about the snow is driving in those blizzard like conditionsr
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 04:49 AM (IDhUW)


My complaint is having to clear the driveway every few hours or it'll get above the snowblower intake. But that doesn't even happen every year, and we don't get real blizzards here anyhow. About an hour west, they get lake-effect snow so it'll come down two feet deep, but not "get lost in a parking lot" fast, just a lot of snow.

Driving at night with big flakes is rough because the headlights glare them out and it's like driving into fog.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 01, 2018 04:54 AM (t+qrx)

942 I love snow. We never get real snow here.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Neither does San.Fran; they get brown piles.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2018 04:54 AM (kkoXz)

943 >>>Neither does San.Fran; they get brown piles.

Goes with the territory!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 04:59 AM (NMAzL)

944 Night all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2018 05:06 AM (IDhUW)

945 Did the ONT dry up?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 05:24 AM (NMAzL)

946 Well, it's about time to go to sleep anyway. Good night, all!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 01, 2018 05:27 AM (NMAzL)

947 Still here, just got tablet back

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:28 AM (6VrXf)

948 I just saw President George H.W. Bush died, its mentioned up the comments.
RIP.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:34 AM (6VrXf)

949 The Guardian (of all places) has a wedding photo (1945) of George HW Bush and Barbara.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 05:40 AM (bAsK/)

950 Guardian, Bush:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y95vvkp2

Posted by: m at December 01, 2018 05:43 AM (bAsK/)

951
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 05:44 AM (KCxzN)

952 RIP HW. Can't say he was a great president, but he was a patriot and he served his country. Other than that, I got nothin.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:44 AM (PA/U2)

953
RIP GHW Bush.

I really wish you would have told the "What are you going to do to take care of us?" audience member in the URichmond debate in '92 to grow up and fend for himself. You blew the election right then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2018 05:49 AM (pNxlR)

954 http://angry.net/blog2/?p=27562
NY trying to pass a law you need to submit 3 years of your social media to get a firearm.
I can see this passing in Leftist utopias

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2018 05:49 AM (6VrXf)

955 953>> Concur. Set up for failure and perfectly executed, right then and there. He should have laughed at that guy and then given the red-ass.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (PA/U2)

956
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 01, 2018 05:56 AM (KCxzN)

957 Nood is EMT good morning all.

Posted by: FortWorthMike at December 01, 2018 05:57 AM (/8e9W)

958 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2018 06:00 AM (cqNba)

959 Hi Thweetieths!1!!!

Posted by: Schindler's Lisp at December 01, 2018 06:12 AM (Jj+59)

960 I know a kid born at 20 weeks. He's 30 now.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 01, 2018 06:13 AM (Jj+59)

961 30 Years old, not weeks old.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 01, 2018 06:14 AM (Jj+59)

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