Man Arrested for Attempting to Repeatedly Run Down Jews; Most Likely a Trump Supporter

You can tell he's a Trump supporter by his name: Mohammad Mohammad.

The man reportedly insulted a group of Jewish people leaving the synagogue before he got into his vehicle and attempted to run them over, the Los Angeles Police Department told the local NBC affiliate.
The suspect's car crashed into another vehicle. No one was injured during the incident, according to NBC Los Angeles.
Mohammed, who was charged with assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle, is reportedly being held on $55,000 bail.
"Why he chose us? Probably because of the yarmulkes on our heads," one of the people targeted, who asked to remain anonymous, told CBS Los Angeles.
There has been an increase in anti-Semitic hate incidents in recent years, with an almost 37 percent spike in anti-Semitic hate crimes in 2017, according to the FBI in a recent report.

You'll never see Jake Tapper or CNN cover this story -- antisemitism is only a problem when it can be associated with white devils or Trump supporters. They all have endorsed the "intersectionalist" argument that only whites can be racist (and that racism against whites isn't a bad thing, but a necessary and virtuous thing).

Some people in a Hancock Park neighborhood said a driver targeted them because they are Jewish. Now police are investigating the incident as a possible hate crime. Joy Benedict reports. pic.twitter.com/cu04OmMRQ9
— CBS Los Angeles (@CBSLA) 26 ноември 2018 г.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:28 PM

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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

2 We may never understand his motive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

3 That's probably "Mohammed M. Mohammed."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (dBiBP)

4 Damn alt right!

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (BXMxN)

5 There are Jews in Los Angeles?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (xfb67)

6 Double Mo for the win mofo...

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (yhf6w)

7 Embrace the diversity!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (vg8iE)

8 Mohammed Mohammed...hmmm.. sounds Amish

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (JQxRR)

9 Told ya we would get to all6

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (6VrXf)

10 Shocking.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (nBito)

11
Yeah, they'll investigate it as a 'hate crime' then insist the Jews drop the yarmulkes because it's 'triggering'.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (e7O7B)

12 He must be one of those non-practicing Islamists the NYT speaks of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

13 This will NOT stop Jews from demanding open borders and increased muslim immigration.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (U7k5w)

14 These muslims will learn that they should wear a MAGA hat and the MFM will go apeshit.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN)

15 Dirka, dirka, dirka, Mohammed, Jihad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

16 Motive still unknown?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)

17 So probably really Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

18 disaffected youth

Posted by: brak at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (VckGX)

19 So apparently he can't drive, either.

Posted by: HH at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (mIJBI)

20 How about investigating it just as a crime. We already know that Muslims hate Jews.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (2DOZq)

21 "37 percent spike in anti-Semitic hate crimes in 2017"There you go. Trump's fault.

Posted by: shemp_penis at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (IkUFe)

22 Fucking piker.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Muhammed at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (NF2Bf)

23 Motive is a complete mystery

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (Z216Q)

24 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (bim/x)

25 Not a hate crime. This was an Incident of Peace, from the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (VaN/j)

26 The Virgin Mary statue on his dashboard is a dead give away. And his MAGA hat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)

27 OT - Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JQxRR)

28 Why is this only a possible hate crime?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (nBr1j)

29 If your name is Mohammed, is it punishable by death to have your photo taken or portrait painted?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

30 >>disaffected youth

Crazy
self-radicalized
lone wolf
who was emailing ISIS peeps

just a guess...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

31 what can we do to stop the backlash against peaceful Muslims?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (xPNLF)

32 OT - Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch
=========

Are you sure that's foam?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

33 When are we going to have common sense Amish control?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JUOKG)

34 17
So probably really Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018
*
*
Mohammed x 4, or Mohammed to the 4th power.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (V7hgh)

35 14
These muslims will learn that they should wear a MAGA hat and the MFM will go apeshit.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN)

But then they'll get attacked first.

Posted by: shemp_penis at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (IkUFe)

36 Actually I never know what CNN reports because I barely turn on a TV anymore. Had to bing watch TWD yesterday because I was so far behind.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (6VrXf)

37 Mohammed Mohammed...

Dang Jehova's Witnesses again.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (p6e8W)

38 Sigh, crazy business, crazy business...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

39 Oh, yes, this will definitely end up in one of the tallies of "right wing hate crimes." Count on it. The description will mention a few details, but no names.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (VaN/j)

40 The suspect has retained representation from the law offices of Durka, Durka, Durka, Mohammed and Jihad Attorneys at Law.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (frfk7)

41 OT - Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JQxRR)

He's still pissy because he wasn't invited to Scarmika's wedding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

42 Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JQxRR)

Sorry but I don't want his blood on me....cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (bim/x)

43 we've secretly replaced the jews neighbors with muslims. let's see if they notice.

Posted by: DNC at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (nFwvY)

44 His dad was a Mohammed, his mother was a Mohammed. He comes from a family of Mohammeds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (xfb67)

45 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Johnstein!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (NF2Bf)

46 at least they didn't go BOOM

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)

47 And no information on Mohammed Mohammed...such as, is he a citizen, where does he go to mosque, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

48 OK, I've been here for a couple years now, and I'd like to use my cardboard membership to recommend a change to the AoSHQ Style Guide as regards these stories.

I think from now on, when the perpetrator's should appear in the story, it should be edited to appear as:

[Seamus]

Just because I think it would be funny.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (JZMRD)

49 It will turn out the FBI has him on their watch list:
"Yes, we knew about him, we asked him some questions and let him go".

The driving instructor at his auto school didn't think it unusual that he only wanted to learn to start the car and drive it forward, but never asked how to stop it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (37IEG)

50 31: I know, a mass expulsion of Muslims?

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (U7k5w)

51 39 Oh yeah,it is already set up because they call religious muslims "conservative".Like they call Russians who want communism back "conservatives"...

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (BXMxN)

52 Has this been blamed on Trump yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1j)

53 Potential victims should have replied that they suspect he hated them because of their sexual orientation.

Feds would have been ON it!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (cqNba)

54 42 Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JQxRR)

Sorry but I don't want his blood on me....cough cough
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:29 PM (bim/x)

*Whispers loudly*

Because Shep has AIDS...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

55 He's not Sirhan Sirhan

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (9qOCq)

56 just another wacko pissed about the state of health care in this country. and salt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (KP5rU)

57 He's a nice boy. Dreams of being a baggage handler at LAX.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

58 When your only profit tells you to go out and kill, rob or degrade Jews its your religion thats the issue.
Glad I'm not on twitter.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (6VrXf)

59 ... antisemitism is only a problem when it can be associated with white devils or Trump supporters.

____

(But You Repeat Yourself) /

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (HuZWn)

60 It's CA, I wonder how many of the potential victims voted for anti-Semitic enabling Democrats?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (2DOZq)

61 "Silence! I keel you!"
-Mohammed Mohammed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

62 So Mo is charged with assault with deadly weapon, that being a car.

And in defense, may one empty all eleven rounds from one's HK45 through the windshield, during such an attack?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (+fPHo)

63 Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

No, no, no. That's just a little ice cream!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (JZMRD)

64 Want some really infuriating news?

Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway. A lot of the "hate crime" data collectors are putting Muslim hate crimes into the "conservative" bucket; because Classical Liberalism and Islam are totes the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (9qZ3S)

65 57: Or be appointed to a big DHS job, just like Obama was wont to do

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (U7k5w)

66 Another instance of Trump induced road rage, sigh. When will it end.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (37IEG)

67 Obviuosy, the only answer is to mark all texts of the Qur'an and The New Testiment with Anti-Semitic trigger warnings.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (nBito)

68 61 "Silence! I keel you!"
-Mohammed Mohammed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

correction,

that was Achmed

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

69 62 So Mo is charged with assault with deadly weapon, that being a car.

And in defense, may one empty all eleven rounds from one's HK45 through the windshield, during such an attack?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (+fPHo)

Depending on if you live a free state or not.

Deadly force can be met with deadly force, in most jurisdictions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

70 He would have hit em too, but he was a SloMo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (xfb67)

71 Trump being an anti-semite is possibly the stupidest of all lefty claims.

Aside from his close Jewish family ties no president in memory has been more aggressively pro-Israel than Trump.

It's just another example of the left saying anything to hurt Trump and us no matter how dumb.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (/tuJf)

72 you got it backwards.

His name is Mohammed Mohammed, not Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (9qOCq)

73 68 61 "Silence! I keel you!"
-Mohammed Mohammed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

correction,

that was Achmed
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

Yeah, I know...I was just trying to be funny.

*Kicks the grass, looking down*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

74 Poor Mohammed has been upset since PDT turned NASA back into an actual space agency, instead of Barry's muslim outreach program.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

75 I was trying to destroy the Weather Machine.

Posted by: Mo Mo at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (vtcmf)

76 No middle name, ergo: not an assassin

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (9qOCq)

77 Jesus Jesus is probably in the caravan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (xfb67)

78
It's CA, I wonder how many of the potential victims voted for anti-Semitic enabling Democrats?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (2DOZq)

All of them

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (TAmPV)

79
Why is this only a possible hate crime?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (nBr1j

=====

Because we don't yet know the state of the driver's mind. It could have been deliberate ambiguity, or ironic appreciation of understatement, or curiosity about existential etymology.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (oGNNA)

80 68: We must not give them the murderer's veto they have received in Europe.

I'd also like to see Asia Bibi brought here

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (U7k5w)

81 Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (JQxRR)

Now he is going on and on about corsi and papadapaolis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (bim/x)

82 Sad fact is that old koi hating Mohammad will have a Jewish attorney to represent him at trial.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (DzDVe)

83 72
you got it backwards.

His name is Mohammed Mohammed, not Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (9qOCq)
Sorry, I always get the whole Japanese last name first thing backwards.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)

84 74 Poor Mohammed has been upset since PDT turned NASA back into an actual space agency, instead of Barry's muslim outreach program.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

Makes sense. Obviously the poor dear isn't thinking better of himself.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

85 And in defense, may one empty all eleven rounds from one's HK45 through the windshield, during such an attack?
Posted by: Les Kinetic

13 if one uses a USP and starts with one in the pipe. (12 + 1)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (uDclo)

86 Koi=joo

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (DzDVe)

87 78: There may be one or two who secretly voted GOP. They are not very brave

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (U7k5w)

88 Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway. A lot of the "hate crime" data collectors are putting Muslim hate crimes into the "conservative" bucket; because Classical Liberalism and Islam are totes the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (9qZ3S)

During the Reagan Administration the Kremlin hard-liners, dyed-in-the-wool commies, were all "conservative hardliners".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

89 There's something darkly humorous about the reporters saying "nobody said the attacker verbalized his aith" uggh. gee his name was mohammed and he had a Koran on his dashboard and he called them filthy Jews. Bu yet, the reason for the attack appears unthinkable?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

90 I hate "HATE CRIMES." It's a crime or it isn't. How dare the authorities suggest BEFORE THE FACT that they know what is in our hearts and minds when we commit a crime.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (vkS2Z)

91 I'd also like to see Asia Bibi brought here

#MeToo

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (p6e8W)

92 C
I
L
L

my landlords

Posted by: Mohammad at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (9qOCq)

93 Was the guy yelling about the lack of a Hawaiian snack bar?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

94 Religion of Peace or Religion of Pieces?

...you decide.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (qC1Sy)

95 Fucking piker.
Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Muhammed

I'll do you all day and night.

Posted by: Mt. Echo at November 26, 2018 03:35 PM (NeSSd)

96
Has this been blamed on Trump yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1
====

I believe all possible hate-crimes have been pre-blamed on Trump. It streamlines the investigation process.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (oGNNA)

97 Take him to New Mexico - they'll destroy the cars involved and kill all the witnesses.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (37IEG)

98 We have already determined that, sadly, Mohammed Mohammed's motives will forever be unknown.

Posted by: Media, LAPD, and Your Government, working for YOU! at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (7Fa8Y)

99 "If only we could provide these young men with jobs." -- Marie Harf, future Secretary of Defense

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (HuZWn)

100 Libs don't want to end racism they just want to end white people. Well except themselves and their friends.

They just want to fix the "bad" white people you see. And by fix I mean imprison, re-educate and kill.

It all makes perfect sense when you're a racist self-unaware commie shithead scumbag asshole.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (l66TI)

101 It can only be a hate crime if its not from the religion of peace

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (6VrXf)

102
I have issues.

Posted by: Mohammed Daphene Muhammed at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (NeSSd)

103
The original mohommad, the morignial, was all about peace, love and understanding towards Jews and Christians, so I don't get this double Mo dude.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (r+sAi)

104 If only Mo Mo had a job...

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (vtcmf)

105 98 We have already determined that, sadly, Mohammed Mohammed's motives will forever be unknown.
Posted by: Media, LAPD, and Your Government, working for YOU! at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (7Fa8Y)

I'm sure if they ask he'd be happy to tell them his motives. Well, shriek them actually.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (nBr1j)

106 How do they know which Mohammed it is?

For like legal documentation or school attendance and what not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (xfb67)

107 ...a driver targeted them . . .
==========

well, he was obviously triggered by something Trump tweeted!

Posted by: deep thinking soccer mom at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (T5pjG)

108 Probably driving a Dodge Caravan?

Posted by: Rex B at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (aI2MC)

109 101: It's okay for the muz to hate Jews, because of course it is.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (U7k5w)

110 PDT needs to encourage NASA to recruit these brave young Muslims to apply for positions as astronauts to Mars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)

111 Why is there Russian at the bottom of the video?

"30 people are talking about it."

Every time I try to post odd or foreign characters I get a database error.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (2BPRE)

112 We should just call him "MoMo the Murderer".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (AM1GF)

113 And your first name?
Mohammed.
Last name?
Mohammed.
You're Mohammed Mohammed?
That's right.
It must be confusing. Do you have any brothers?
Yes; and older brother Mohammed and a younger brother Mohammed.
How do you tell the difference when you are together and you want to talk to just one?
We use middle names.
And that is?
Mohammed.
This is confusing.
I kill you.
It isn't that funny.
No, I mean I will kill you, infidel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)

114 77 Jesus Jesus is probably in the caravan.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (xfb67)

Jesus Jones is back in the 90's.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (bcbK8)

115 has l.a. banned yarmulkes yet? that's your problem, right there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (KP5rU)

116 WONT SONEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?

Posted by: COCKLORD2000 at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (YPe+y)

117 Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway. A lot of the "hate crime" data collectors are putting Muslim hate crimes into the "conservative" bucket; because Classical Liberalism and Islam are totes the same thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (9qZ3S)

During the Reagan Administration the Kremlin hard-liners, dyed-in-the-wool commies, were all "conservative hardliners".

The ultra-conservative Saudi regime!

Posted by: JounoList NPC at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (NF2Bf)

118 104 If only Mo Mo had a job...

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM

Or had an opportunity for midnight basketball.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (0tfLf)

119 When you're being stabbed to death trust me you don't give a fuck if it's because of your race.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (l66TI)

120 I was very very drunk and the car swerved

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed at November 26, 2018 03:38 PM (bUjCl)

121 "If only we could provide these young men with jobs." -- Marie Harf, future Secretary of Defense

WTF is 'midnight basketball'?

Posted by: Mohammed Daphne Mohhammad at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (NeSSd)

122 Ban yarmulkes.

For no other reason than they don't sound like they're written.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (H7LIz)

123 Has this been blamed on Trump yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1
====

I believe all possible hate-crimes have been pre-blamed on Trump. It streamlines the investigation process.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM

---

The Department of Pre/post Crimes has/will/did blame Trump for all crimes past present and future until the year 2050, and dating back to 1860.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)

124 They just want to fix the "bad" white people you see. And by fix I mean imprison, re-educate and kill.

It all makes perfect sense when you're a racist self-unaware commie shithead scumbag asshole.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (l66TI)
This is just foolish, if we just kill them right off the bat it will be far less expensive. I learned all about this from my friends in Southeast Asia.

Posted by: John Kerry at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (37IEG)

125 The left is amped up! Ramped up! Vamped up! in what seems like the final push to eliminate the US citizenry.. What can we do at this point? wow clowns to the left clowns to the right/// WTH????

Posted by: sOME mORON at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (ICWiF)

126 False alarm guys. Just now reported guy was operating a self driving Tesla.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (2DOZq)

127 I wonder if anyone is named Budda Budda.

If not, I call dibs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (xfb67)

128 Mohammed Two-Times.
Two-times.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

129 The Department of Pre/post Crimes has/will/did blame Trump for all crimes past present and future until the year 2050, and dating back to 1860.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)

The Lindburgh Kidnapping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (bim/x)

130 I'm pretty sure his rage was brought on by Melania's WH Christmas decorations. And Jews. Mostly Jews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

131 https://washex.am/2ztILzT
=====
Michigan businessman John James in the mix for UN ambassadorship

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (BqBId)

132 He's told them eight times he did this for Allah. If they ask one more time he'll keel them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (nBr1j)

133 Ban yarmulkes.

That's what did it.

They need to establish yarmulkes free zones, clearly poor Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed was triggered!

Posted by: John Kerry at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (37IEG)

134 Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa'
and
'Mister Mister'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

135 "Why he chose us? Probably because of the yarmulkes on our heads," one of the people targeted, who asked to remain anonymous, told CBS Los Angeles.

If this were a liberal Jewish congregation, the response would have been "I wish he would convert to true Islam, so he would value peace and tolerance".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (/qEW2)

136 Well, I for one just thank God he didn't try to cross illegally the border. There would have been mass rending of garments by the media, and probably a staged picture with a few children.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (VpIIl)

137 This is my brother mohammed and this is my other brother mohammed.

Posted by: Achmed's Anything for a buck at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (kgNyz)

138
"If only we could provide these young men with jobs." -- Marie Harf, future Secretary of Defense
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor

If only we could provide these young men with Marie Harf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (aKsyK)

139 "This arrest is a violation of Mohammed M. Mohammed's First Amendment right to practice his religion that requires him to murder Jews and infidels." - Some federal judge with their head up their ass.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (frfk7)

140 125
The left is amped up! Ramped up! Vamped up! in what seems like the final
push to eliminate the US citizenry.. What can we do at this point? wow
clowns to the left clowns to the right/// WTH????

Posted by: sOME mORON at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (ICWiF)
They haven't even started the inevitable bombing campaign yet.

Posted by: shemp_penis at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (IkUFe)

141 Michigan businessman John James in the mix for UN ambassadorship
_______________________________________

To many Christian disciples in his name.

Posted by: Bill DiBlasio at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (H7LIz)

142 The Department of Pre/post Crimes has/will/did blame
Trump for all crimes past present and future until the year 2050, and
dating back to 1860.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)

The Lindburgh Kidnapping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM

---

Did you know that Casper the Friendly Ghost is really the Lindbergh baby?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (JUOKG)

143 I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on the WH Christmas tree.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (BXMxN)

144 I wonder if Hitler ever claimed the Jews had "privilege". Does anybody speak German?

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (l66TI)

145
I prefer Ducky MoMo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dBxBzDJ-kE

Posted by: Candace at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (r+sAi)

146 #MoSquared

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (vtcmf)

147 I was minding my own business, driving my car while f*king my goat! It made me swerve and chase the dirty jews!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

148 17 So probably really Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

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M4! My man!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (QqHfV)

149 What are the chances this fine young man comes from a long line of Mohammeds?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

150 Hey! Yo! Do not youse guys call him. Mo Mo. Mo Mo do not like that.

Posted by: The Mafia at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (DzDVe)

151 Time for common sense car control.

Posted by: Mallamutt at November 26, 2018 03:42 PM (/HC6x)

152 Did you know that Casper the Friendly Ghost is really the Lindbergh baby?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (JUOKG)

He could use some sun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (bim/x)

153 104 If only Mo Mo had a job...
Posted by: Little Lupe at November 26, 2018 03:37 PM (vtcmf)

Mo Mo was a man
Who thought he was a woman
But he was a murdering scum
Get back
Get back
Get back to where you once belonged....

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

154 So why did you do it?

MM: I want to kill all the Jews!

Why's that?

MM: Allah commands it!

You must be mistaken.

MM: Shut up infidel. I keel you! Allahu Ackbar!!!

We may never know the motives.

Posted by: NPC tards at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (NF2Bf)

155 133 Ban yarmulkes.

That's what did it.

They need to establish yarmulkes free zones, clearly poor Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed was triggered!

Posted by: John Kerry at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM

**********

What we need is common sense yarmulke legislation.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (0tfLf)

156 But i notice none of you make fun of me!

Posted by: Major Major Major at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (37IEG)

157 moohamed? That guy sux. May he rot in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Chris M at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (eAZVt)

158 Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.......

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (d7Ww2)

159 Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa'
and
'Mister Mister'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Leave us out of this.

Posted by: Duran Duran at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (NeSSd)

160 If you can't depict Mohammad in a picture, why is it okay to name everyone Mohammed?

Isn't that like a depiction?

Posted by: Duran Duran at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (H7LIz)

161 what would bail be for a real Trump supporter, for trying to run down vagina hat marchers? No bail?

For terrorism, and attempted murder, $55K seems pretty cheap. Are they sure Muhammad Mohammad won't flee? He can get his brother Mohammad the bondsman the works with Muhammad the CAIR worker to cover such acts of terror bonds ... and be back terrorizing in some other city in no time.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (Cus5s)

162 I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on the WH Christmas tree.
Posted by: steevy

Barron is snapping one leg off.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (uDclo)

163 If only we could provide these young men with Marie Harf.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (aKsyK)
-----------------

Just tell her she's running the new "Muslim Outreach" program.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (qC1Sy)

164 WH Christmas decor looks very beautiful this year. A pleasure to look at. Unlike the Baracky O'Cracky's wife's tasteless efforts.

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (bUjCl)

165 139: That would not shock me. If Trump was the totalitarian they say he is, he'd have had the Hawaiian judge arrested and stuck some dynamite up his ass. Yet, he's still on the bench running his stupid fucking mouth

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:44 PM (U7k5w)

166 >>>antisemitism is only a problem when it can be associated with white devils or Trump supporters. They all have endorsed the "intersectionalist" argument that only whites can be racist (and that racism against whites isn't a bad thing, but a necessary and virtuous thing).

It's a hierarchical thing. Muslims rank above Jews on the grievance totem pole so they get to attack them and it's not racism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:44 PM (/qEW2)

167 Everyone goes by two names if you ask me.

Posted by: Stuttering guy at November 26, 2018 03:44 PM (2DOZq)

168 Maybe Muslims could be tricked into believing the people storming the southern U.S. border are all Jews.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:44 PM (nBr1j)

169 My final Game of Jew Bones book is coming out soon. Promise!!

Posted by: Mohammed M. M. Mohammed at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (NF2Bf)

170 Duran Duran

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (frfk7)

171 159 Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa'
and
'Mister Mister'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Leave us out of this.
Posted by: Duran Duran at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (NeSSd)

nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

172 143
I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on the WH Christmas tree.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (BXMxN)
Shit, I heard it was real immigrant children, starving, barefoot, in diapers. Forced to breath tear gas from emitters placed all around the base of the tree, while she and Trump laugh and fire at them with rubber bullets.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (37IEG)

173 17 So probably really Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)
.........

He really should use a hyphen in there somewhere.

Posted by: wth - Honduran Tortillas, Inc. at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

174 99 "If only we could provide these young men with jobs." -- Marie Harf, future Secretary of Defense
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 26, 2018 03:36 PM (HuZWn)

Well, there IS this wall that needs to be built ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (Ibwur)

175 So if MoMo was a 'ron, then meeting him would be a MoMe MoMo?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

176 Hate crime laws are fucking stupid.

They guy attempted to run people over with a car. What's the fact that they're Jewish have to do with the fact that he TRIED TO KILL PEOPLE?

You going to add an extra sentence because "well, he had a different reason than just ATTEMPTED MURDER."

Fuck......

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)

177 Did they also put out a BOLO for Pedophile Pedophile?

Posted by: Roy at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (ABjxW)

178 Meanwhile, "donations" to the Clinton Foundation dropped nearly 60% in 2017, as compared to 2016.

Hmmmmmmm. Whatever could have "donations" to drop so sharply after Hills lost the presidential election? Such a mystery . . . . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (fqUgw)

179 ...Of the Bar Harbor Mohammeds?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

180
My depiction of mohammed the original:

0.0

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

181
So if MoMo was a 'ron, then meeting him would be a MoMe MoMo?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

MoMe's would be a blast. Literally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

182 OT - Shemp Smith foaming at the mouth about climate change. Someone should bitch slap the bitch
=========

Are you sure that's foam?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

This is why I love this place. Lowbrow, but brilliantly so.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (/qEW2)

183 Clearly Mohamed thought one of them was George Soros, is this is to be considered Anti Semitic by the press.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

184 Islam is a Religion of ~~Peace~~ Poor Driving Skills!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

185 164 WH Christmas decor looks very beautiful this year. A pleasure to look at. Unlike the Baracky O'Cracky's wife's tasteless efforts.
Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (bUjCl)

Did you check out the sneak peek video too? So gorgeous. Melania has really good taste.

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)

186 attempted murder of Jews or Trump voters is just a political statement, free speech ... says some Hawaii "judge/radical"

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (Cus5s)

187
You'll never see Jake Tapper or CNN cover this story -- antisemitism is only a problem when it can be associated with white devils or Trump supporters. They all have endorsed the "intersectionalist" argument that only whites can be racist (and that racism against whites isn't a bad thing, but a necessary and virtuous thing).

Of course, according to the Federal Government's own policies, Arabs are considered to be "white".

Posted by: The Patty Melt at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (veoSD)

188 Since 9/12/2001, we have increased muslim immigration into this country 10,000 fold.

Before 9/12/2001 muslims were essentially a rounding error, now they are a growing existential threat.

This is all part of the plan.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (qxq6t)

189 143
I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on the WH Christmas tree.
_________________

Still better than the Mao ornaments that Barky and Mike hung from the WH trees.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (fqUgw)

190 Was MoMo driving an Audi 5000?

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 26, 2018 03:48 PM (frfk7)

191 Mohammed x4 is just having integration issues, some midnight basketball at the YMCA, or a good job at Home Depot could have solved this.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:48 PM (6VrXf)

192
How many Amish terrorists have gotten away with their mayhem as they attempted to run down innocent people with their horse-drawn vehicles?

Has this been looked into? I think not!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 03:48 PM (pNxlR)

193
Ack. Off me, deliciously heavenly sandwich sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 03:48 PM (veoSD)

194 Mia Love can kiss my g-d damn ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:48 PM (AzW6q)

195 188: May God erase GWB's name

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (U7k5w)

196 188 Since 9/12/2001, we have increased muslim immigration into this country 10,000 fold.

Before 9/12/2001 muslims were essentially a rounding error, now they are a growing existential threat.

This is all part of the plan.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (qxq6t)

It is actually part of their strategy to make Islam the dominant religion in the world - breeding and immigration. And the left are suckers.

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

197 I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on FROM the WH Christmas tree.
Posted by: steevy

FIFY. This will be the main story on the news tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (0tfLf)

198 Federal laws against running over Jews are Unconstitutional and infringe on Mohammed X 4's First Amendment right to practice his religion. Let the decision reside with the states.

Posted by: Chief waaahooo_Justice at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (37IEG)

199 Weather Control fog blocked view of sidewalk.
Could've happened to anyone.

Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (FhXTo)

200 OT, but when is the IRS going to audit the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

201 OT, but when is the IRS going to audit the Clinton Foundation?

------

Right around...

Posted by: ...the 11th of Never at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

202 164 WH Christmas decor looks very beautiful this year. A pleasure to look at. Unlike the Baracky O'Cracky's wife's tasteless efforts.
Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (bUjCl)

Obama had a Mao ornament hanging on the WH Christmas tree. Of course when caught , denied knowing it.

Posted by: Stuttering guy at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

203
Mohammed Joe Mohammed

Needs three names in order to have a movie-worthy story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

204 [OT, but when is the IRS going to audit the Clinton Foundation?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

BWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*breathes

BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (F4u7C)

205 200: Never. Nor will DOJ ever prosecute that fine lady

Posted by: Snoreregard and his dog Whitaker at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (U7k5w)

206 Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa' and 'Mister Mister'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Leave us out of this.
Posted by: Duran Duran at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (NeSSd)

Word.

Posted by: Talk Talk at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (veoSD)

207 OT, but when is the IRS going to audit the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! *cough* *wheeze*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

208 The day will come when Democrats carve out a hate crime exemption for Muslims and/or other anti-semites for crimes against Jews. Bet on it.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (yL25O)

209 Uninformed Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets, Deletes Claim US Border Patrol Is Using 'Chemical Weapons' On Migrants!!

Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (BqBId)

210 What a stupid freaking name...

Posted by: Boutros Boutros Golleee. at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (p6e8W)

211 Off off sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (2DOZq)

212
Obama had a Mao ornament hanging on the WH Christmas tree. Of course when caught, denied knowing it.

Let me guess -- he only learned about it when he read about it in the newspaper, just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

213 197
I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on FROM the WH Christmas tree.

Posted by: steevy

OMG! How horrible! Those children came all the way to America from Gingerbread only to be tortured by the President's wife!

Is Gingerbread in Center America or South America?

Posted by: Loopey Ozcrazyo at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (37IEG)

214 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

215 Obama had a Mao ornament hanging on the WH Christmas tree. Of course when caught , denied knowing it.

Posted by: Stuttering guy at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

And let us not forget the Mt. Rushmore ornament with Barry's face on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

216 210: How dare you!

Posted by: Mohamed Cordelia Mohamed at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (U7k5w)

217 195 188: May God erase GWB's name
Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (U7k5w)

WTF

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 03:53 PM (2DOZq)

218 So...just thinking aloud here...
If one were to take MoMo's picture and put it in the news saying "First known image of Mohamed," what would happen?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:53 PM (0tfLf)

219 They didn't even toss that Awan guy in jail, I don't think there is a snowflakes chance in harlem that hillary would even be looked at weird by the govt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2018 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

220
OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

For some reason, when I read "meat grinder" I thought of wood chipper.

I've been hanging out here too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

221 214 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's better than a vacuum cleaner

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (d7Ww2)

222 209 Uninformed Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets, Deletes Claim US Border Patrol Is Using 'Chemical Weapons' On Migrants!!
Posted by: Not Mehgan McCain's fake Tits at November 26, 2018 03:51 PM (BqBId)

Best part? He deleted it because he said he didn't know what he was talking about...

But, since he's a politician, that is self evident.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

223 Mohammed Joe Mohammed

Needs three names in order to have a movie-worthy story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Mohammed M. Mohammed-Mohammed.

Of the Mohammed Mohammeds.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (uDclo)

224 214 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

Depends on which end of the grinder the recipient is on, I guess.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

225 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

If the person you're thinking of getting it for enjoys cooking, making sausage or jerky, absolutely.

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (F4u7C)

226 Boutros? LOL!

Posted by: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (aI2MC)

227 OMG!!! They're looting the Food King!!

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (NeSSd)

228 Gingerbread is this side of Columbia yet south of Mexico

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (6VrXf)

229
If you can't depict Mohammad in a picture, why is it okay to name everyone Mohammed?

it's....complicated

Posted by: Jesus Alou at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (ZQfW9)

230 200 201 204 205 207

When the suggestion that government would ever pursue justice on the anointed caste provokes immediate gales of laughter, you know we can't vote our way out of this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

231 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (1ISKN)

...

For someone who wants to make venison sausage, yes.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (yL25O)

232 217: He helped increase muslim immigration and called it a "religion of Peace" He's partially responsible as t he nation would have rallied around a decrease after 9/11

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (U7k5w)

233 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

234 heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on FROM the WH Christmas tree.
Posted by: steevy

FIFY. This will be the main story on the news tonight.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:49 PM (0tfLf)

Tonight's top story is of an atrocity. No, not in Africa, nor Asia - this atrocity takes place in Trump-Hitler's America.
*cue music and graphics*
CNN has learned that the Trump's are breading and cooking immigrant children to hang from the White House Christmas tree in a shocking display of bloodthirsty viciousness...wait - what's that Caitlin? They are hanging gingerbread cookie ornaments from the trees? Not real children?
-
This just in - as Trump-Hitler's bodyguard known as ICE nerve gasses immigrant children the Trumps put up innocent gingerbread children in a ceremony to invoke memories of lynching....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

235 Who in the hell knows where to buy a Mao Christmas ornament anyway?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (H7LIz)

236
It is actually part of their strategy to make Islam the dominant religion in the world - breeding and immigration. And the left are suckers.
========
Could someone help me develop an understanding of who really owns these media companies that control the narrative? Sensing there might be a common thread . . .

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (T5pjG)

237
For some reason, when I read "meat grinder" I thought of wood chipper.

I've been hanging out here too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

Those moose aren't going to grind themselves ... and a grinder sized to make squirrel sausage isn't up to the task.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

238 Well, techincally it's really Mohammed Mohammed Randomgoat Mohammed.

But why quibble?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)

239
So...just thinking aloud here...

If one were to take MoMo's picture and put it in the news saying "First known image of Mohamed," what would happen?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:53 PM (0tfLf)

See my post at #29. Great minds and all that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

240 I heard that Melania is hanging gingerbread immigrint children on the WH Christmas tree.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:41 PM (BXMxN)
Shit, I
heard it was real immigrant children, starving, barefoot, in diapers.
Forced to breath tear gas from emitters placed all around the base of
the tree, while she and Trump laugh and fire at them with rubber
bullets.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:45 PM

---

They are shooting frozen paintballs at the little kids.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

241
Hancock Park. Oddly enough where Maxine Waters lives. Although she represents Compton/Watts/South Central. And, Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (/9p9e)

242 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

Did you borrow the time machine again?

That looks like a news report from 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (bcbK8)

243 233 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

...

those robot vacuums are probably a win.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (yL25O)

244 235: Probably something Malia made in commie camp

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (U7k5w)

245 Has Obama stuttered incoherently about the border thing yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (nBr1j)

246 The Mohammad family lives next door to the Zathras family.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (aKsyK)

247 219 They didn't even toss that Awan guy in jail, I don't think there is a snowflakes chance in harlem that hillary would even be looked at weird by the govt.
_____________

Yep.

But on the plus side, "donations" to the Crooked Clintons Foundation dropped nearly 60% in 2017 (compared to 2016), and the Crooked Clintons' Con, a/k/a their multi-city tour (I forget what they were actually calling it) had to be cancelled for lack of interest (meaning, they couldn't give the tickets away).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (fqUgw)

248 Federal laws against running over Jews are Unconstitutional and infringe on Mohammed X 4's First Amendment right to practice his religion. Let the decision reside with the states.
Posted by: Chief waaahooo_Justice

I was simply trying to perform a drive-by Genital mutilation. Cause I'm a giver.

Posted by: Mohammed Daphne Mohammed at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (NeSSd)

249 And let us not forget the Mt. Rushmore ornament with Barry's face on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

and the Indian, and the construction worker

Posted by: DNC at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (nFwvY)

250 221 214 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's better than a vacuum cleaner

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM

********

But never underestimate the joy that can come from a good toaster.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (0tfLf)

251 HORROR - SHOCK - OUTRAGE

TRUMP HANGS CHILDREN* FROM CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!

*ornaments

Posted by: CNN at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (R3N3V)

252 >> OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?

Is the Woodchipper too obvious?

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (zfGwM)

253 The Gingerbreadians deserve to get asylum.

Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (p6e8W)

254 Would someone please explain to me why Major Aloha Snackbar Hassan is still breathing in the Ft. Hood brig?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

255 The FBI has issued a statement that there is no evidence this is linked to terrorism, and anyone who says differently will be investigated for hate crimes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (NWiLs)

256 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

...

those robot vacuums are probably a win.
Posted by: TexasDan

They now have an iMopper.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (uDclo)

257 178 Meanwhile, "donations" to the Clinton Foundation dropped nearly 60% in 2017, as compared to 2016.

Hmmmmmmm. Whatever could have "donations" to drop so sharply after Hills lost the presidential election? Such a mystery . . . . . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (fqUgw)

All their good works had been completed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (gHCnG)

258 179 ...Of the Bar Harbor Mohammeds?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

No. Of the Hamptom Mohammeds.

You know, the ones who live in the Mohammed compound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (gHCnG)

259 They are shooting frozen paintballs at the little kids.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM (JUOKG)

...

I would think that if you got scared bad enough at the border as a kid you might not try to cross again later as an adult.

I think we ought to try a border agent exchange program. Let border guards from, say, practically any other country on the planet, come run our border for a week or two. The way they would at home.

Just as a way to broaden our cultural understanding.

I think that would be instructive.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (yL25O)

260
OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?

Nope! Alexa's where it's at -- by a dozen and put them all over your house! Tell the grandkids that the perpetual surveillance state is coming on strong and we're getting it good and hard, so it's time to get acclimated to it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

261 245 Has Obama stuttered incoherently about the border thing yet?
__________________

"Gassing innocent little children and forcibly denying entry to poor, desperate refugees who just want to make America a better place is NOT WHO WE ARE!!!"

Posted by: Office of Ex-Prezzy SCOAMF at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (fqUgw)

262 OT, but is a meat grinder a good Christmas present?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's better than a vacuum cleaner

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 03:54 PM

********

But never underestimate the joy that can come from a good toaster.

======
Well it all depends.

How many slice toaster vs. does the meat grinder include a supply of sausage casing?

Its the details that put a gift over the top.

Posted by: Martha Stewart - ex con at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (R3N3V)

263 those robot vacuums are probably a win.

Spoken like a person who does not have three Border Collies in their house.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (p6e8W)

264 See my post at #29. Great minds and all that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:56 PM

Very cool Jane.
I had to drop off and do some actual work so missed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (0tfLf)

265 254
Would someone please explain to me why Major Aloha Snackbar Hassan is still breathing in the Ft. Hood brig?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Now actually I'm okay with that - keep the cripple alive and suffering as long as we can. And then make sure he's dishonored in such a way that he never gets his 72 Raisins in the after life.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (37IEG)

266 Who in the hell knows where to buy a Mao Christmas ornament anyway?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Chinese embassy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (uDclo)

267 those robot vacuums are probably a win.
Posted by: TexasDan

They now have an iMopper.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (uDclo)

...

I will never get tired of the stories of one of those things spreading dog poop evenly over several rooms.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (yL25O)

268 I'm Larry. This is my brother Mohammed and this is my other brother Mohammed.

Posted by: ... at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (l66TI)

269 Just saw that GM may close three assembly plants in 2019 due to restructuring. The products assembled at the plants are no longer going to be produced in 2019.

But, of course, it's Trump's fault because he lied about manufacturing returning to the US or some shit.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (vg8iE)

270 254 Would someone please explain to me why Major Aloha Snackbar Hassan is still breathing in the Ft. Hood brig?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

Because the best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

271 263 those robot vacuums are probably a win.

Spoken like a person who does not have three Border Collies in their house.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (p6e8W)

Need a grain combine for that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (NWiLs)

272
"Gassing innocent little children and forcibly denying entry to poor, desperate refugees who just want to make America a better place is NOT WHO WE ARE!!!"
Posted by: Office of Ex-Prezzy SCOAMF at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (fqUgw)

It's like he actually posts here......

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (F4u7C)

273
Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

Dood, that sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (veoSD)

274 Crime committed by Mohammed; most of the media will never link or mention the story. I hate the FNM so much. A bizarre thing I noticed the local TV FNM doing this weekend in Denver was talking about a down economy. WTF? our economy has been red hot. This was mainly the "small business saturday" special interests but the FNM made it sound like we have a struggling economy. Small businesses may be struggling to afford rents with all the high tech moving in from Silicon valley and the high commercial property tax rates in this state. They certainly are NOT struggling because no one has any money to spend. Just a bizarre lie to hear being broadcast and I don't know if they are intending to say later that our new gay governor, or the new D U.S. HOR rescued the economy if it stays at is present good level or what the purpose of the lie is.

Posted by: paleRider at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (eASYU)

275 266 Who in the hell knows where to buy a Mao Christmas ornament anyway?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Chinese embassy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (uDclo)

Any student union on the east coast?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

276 Meat grinder - border invasion. Hmmmm, why oh why does my brain keep making that connection.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (37IEG)

277 But on the plus side, "donations" to the Crooked Clintons Foundation dropped nearly 60% in 2017 (compared to 2016), and the Crooked Clintons' Con, a/k/a their multi-city tour (I forget what they were actually calling it) had to be cancelled for lack of interest (meaning, they couldn't give the tickets away).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 03:57 PM (fqUgw)

Question is, what idiots are the 40% who are sticking with them?

As they do NO real charity work.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (NgKpN)

278 I would think that if you got scared bad enough at the border as a kid you might not try to cross again later as an adult.

I think we ought to try a border agent exchange program. Let border guards from, say, practically any other country on the planet, come run our border for a week or two. The way they would at home.

Just as a way to broaden our cultural understanding.

I think that would be instructive.
==========
I imported North Korean Border Guards for my fence-line. Pricey, but they have a life time replacement guarantee, no questions asked.

Posted by: Martha Stewart - ex con at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (kgNyz)

279
those robot vacuums are probably a win.

Posted by: TexasDan

Train the cat to ride one and chase the dog. I've seen those videos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

280 258 179 ...Of the Bar Harbor Mohammeds?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

No. Of the Hamptom Mohammeds.

You know, the ones who live in the Mohammed compound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM

And who made their money in the clock-making industry.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (0tfLf)

281 Just saw that GM may close three assembly plants in 2019 due to restructuring. The products assembled at the plants are no longer going to be produced in 2019.

But, of course, it's Trump's fault because he lied about manufacturing returning to the US or some shit.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (vg8iE)

GM is a horrible business model and should've been disbanded decades ago. Only the people suffer, as usual.

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (F4u7C)

282 His real name is actually Durka Durka Mohammad Jihad.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (Kge8X)

283

EM TURNIP GREENS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (GEhPL)

284 A meat grinder seems a little aggressive Maybe just a penis pump instead.

Posted by: Santa's Little Pervert at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (z7t7+)

285 Would someone please explain to me why Major Aloha Snackbar Hassan is still breathing in the Ft. Hood brig?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

We'll get right to it after we figure out why his XO's and CO's aren't in there with him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (pnMCv)

286 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

Hopefully it's to a single relative moving into their first apartment........

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)

287 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISK

Dood, that sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (veoSD)

that IS sad... a little dusty in here...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM (bUjCl)

288 258 179 ...Of the Bar Harbor Mohammeds?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

No. Of the Hamptom Mohammeds.

You know, the ones who live in the Mohammed compound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (gHCnG)

...

Speaking of Muslim compounds, remember that one time that there were starving kids being trained in terrorism here in the states and there were bodies of other kids moldering nearby? Seems like that happened once.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 04:03 PM (yL25O)

289 269: the truth is gm builds overpriced shitmobiles. mandated by the ophuckstick administration as a condition of the bailout. hope gm dies. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

290 My mom loves any kind of household appliance. Way more than dumb jewelry or perfume or any of that crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

291 those of you who can remember 2009 know that the auto unions refused to restructure their contracts because fuck management and thus the bailouts failed to correct the structural problem that GM is basically a giant retirement fund that relies on creditors who lease trucks. so here we are.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (7J5t2)

292 Question is, what idiots are the 40% who are sticking with them?
_________________

Some of us were making our pay-offs on an installment plan, and we still had payments due.

Posted by: Government of Australia at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (fqUgw)

293
And in defense, may one empty all eleven rounds from one's HK45 through the windshield, during such an attack?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (+fPHo)

11 rounds? 11 rounds?

This is California, where the superiors have deemed anything over 10 rounds is Ill Eagle.

You, my friend, are going to jail, and the State is keeping that gun.
And who is this Allie Hackbahr that everyone with Middle East heritage keeps shouting about?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (UsCnO)

294
Uninformed Dem Senator Brian Schatz

From Hawaii -- they only elect the fully uninformed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

295 I got one of those robot vacs a few years ago. Stupid thing hardly ever made it back to it's base. It always got stuck under a couch or something.

It swept okay (they are not really vacuums), but I don't think they are much good unless you have a simple floor plan.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (1ISKN)

296 You know, "X arrested for X; Most Likely a Trump Supporter," can be the headline for every story until 2020.

/oh wait. It probably WILL be the headline for every story in the MFM.

Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (fUnZ7)

297 Speaking of Muslim compounds, remember that one time
that there were starving kids being trained in terrorism here in the
states and there were bodies of other kids moldering nearby? Seems like
that happened once.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 04:03 PM (yL25O)
That's why we need a change of venue for Mo Mo Mo Mo to New Mexico - like I said, they'll destroy the cars involved in the accident, and execute all the witnesses.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (37IEG)

298 My mom loves any kind of household appliance. Way more than dumb jewelry or perfume or any of that crap.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

Iiiiiiintresting...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (bUjCl)

299 287 Oops, vacuum cleaner is already in the mail.

I hate Christmas shopping.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:55 PM (1ISK

Dood, that sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (veoSD)

that IS sad... a little dusty in here...

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 04:02 PM

*********

Bought mine in Virginia at Dyson's Corner.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

300 Sidebar: nice burn on fake-Conservative, real-Cocksucker Max Boot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

301 Didn't go to work today. Roads were so horrible and our parking lot was a sheet of ice. The other guy who works with me said there was no salt. So... stayed home. I am convinced I will never retire because I'm sure I wouldn't last a week every day with my husband. Good Lord... He was NEVER this jabbery!! But... I got creative and stayed busy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (dUJdY)

302 188 Since 9/12/2001, we have increased muslim immigration into this country 10,000 fold.

Before 9/12/2001 muslims were essentially a rounding error, now they are a growing existential threat.

---------------------------------------------------------------
Speaking as someone who lives in an area that has had a significant Muzzle population since the late '70's, this is true. They have increased at least three-fold since 9/11. A lot of this is the higher birthrate, but a lot of it was the intentional policies of the Obama administration. Yes, it's by design.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (NFEMn)

303 Just saw that GM may close three assembly plants in 2019 due to restructuring. The products assembled at the plants are no longer going to be produced in 2019.

But, of course, it's Trump's fault because he lied about manufacturing returning to the US or some shit.
_________________

See, this is why we need to open our borders and let these poor refugees in.

It's not fair that only American workers get laid off!

Posted by: The Left at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (fqUgw)

304 Cat-operated Roomba vacuum:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/gnhxft7

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

305 What this country needs other than a good five-cent cigar is a Muslim theologian who can toss out the idea to the adherents of the Religion of Stupid that having a child named Mohammed is just as bad as drawing a picture of Mohammed.

Hilarity then ensues?

Posted by: Furious George at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (9vQJW)

306 From the sidebar:

"Dobby the Liberal House-Elf."

LOL!

Ace, in a properly organized world, you would be a Living National Treasure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (tSXzq)

307
Max Boot Smokes the Man Root

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

308 275 266 Who in the hell knows where to buy a Mao Christmas ornament anyway?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Chinese embassy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 04:00 PM (uDclo)

Any student union on the east coast?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK

Right next to the Che ornaments, silly.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (DzDVe)

309 A lot of this is the higher birthrate, but a lot of it was the intentional policies of the Obama administration. Yes, it's by design.
____________________

Wasn't just Obama, although he certainly ramped it up.

George W. Bush, that damned dhimmi idiot, started this shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (fqUgw)

310 Mo Mo Mo
How do you like it
How do you like it

Mo Mo Mo
How do you like it
How do you like it

Posted by: Andrea Jew Connection at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

311 First, they came for the PBJs. Now . . .

.@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us http://ow.ly/Tiaa101n45o

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

312 I am convinced I will never retire because I'm sure I wouldn't last a week every day with my husband. Good Lord... He was NEVER this jabbery!! But... I got creative and stayed busy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (dUJdY)

One of my friend's father was a Navy Captain (Subs). After he retired, he got divorced after less than a year living at home full time with his wife.

I encourage all you folks to try living together after marriage. You can always break up if it doesn't work out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

313 If your name is Mohammed, is it punishable by death to have your photo taken or portrait painted?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

From your lips to Allah's ears.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (Kge8X)

314 Want some really infuriating news?

Too bad, I'm going to tell you anyway. A lot of the "hate crime" data collectors are putting Muslim hate crimes into the "conservative" bucket; because Classical Liberalism and Islam are totes the same thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (9qZ3S)

At this point, any conservative who actually believes the statistics they read from, say, SPLC or any MSM source is hopelessly naive. But yes, the blatant dishonesty is always infuriating.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (/qEW2)

315
Right next to the Che ornaments, silly.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 04:06 PM (DzDVe)
Cuz nothing says Christmas like Che and Mao

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (37IEG)

316 About that Mom and her "kids" being tear-gassed,
"Mother" has black hair and dark skin, kids light brown hair, almost blond with fair skin. Unless she married a Viking that is pretty damned unlikely.

As usually, the media isn't the least bit curious about any of the details of this farce. In fact, they probably helped set it up.

Posted by: Ripley at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (7+DNw)

317 303 Just saw that GM may close three assembly plants in 2019 due to restructuring. The products assembled at the plants are no longer going to be produced in 2019.

But, of course, it's Trump's fault because he lied about manufacturing returning to the US or some shit.
_________________

See, this is why we need to open our borders and let these poor refugees in.

It's not fair that only American workers get laid off!
Posted by: The Left at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (fqUgw)

GM used the US Tax dollar bail out, to move to foreign countries.... like CHINA.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

318 We need more of these goat fucking bastards. They vote Democrat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (fXB+v)

319 I checked out Bill Kristol's Twitter, and he's on a one-man crusade against the Chinese.

Considering that we now know for a fact that he sells the words that spill from his dick-shaped mouth to the highest bidder, this begs a question: who is paying Bill Kristol to criticize the Chinese? Cui bono?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

320 Wasn't just Obama, although he certainly ramped it up.

George W. Bush, that damned dhimmi idiot, started this shit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (fqUgw)

Fuck him too.

Why couldn't Trump have been president on 9/11?
There would be about 60% fewer Muslims here.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

321 Not him.
The other Mohammed Mohammed over there.

Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (FhXTo)

322 They will never get the hamburgers from my hands.

I will go Rogers Rangers on their ass if they try.

Hamburgers are the perfect food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK8)

323 294
Uninformed Dem Senator Brian Schatz

From Hawaii -- they only elect the fully uninformed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

Right? It's like you have to take several sharp blows to the head before you can run for higher office there.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

324 .@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us
======
FFS according to CNN everything is going to kill us, except for the things that are really going to kill us.

Disinformation. Anti information. Fake News. Whatever you call it, its still a waste of your time.

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (R3N3V)

325 Volcanic ash is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (NeSSd)

326 I encourage all you folks to try living together after marriage. You can always break up if it doesn't work out.

lol..oh I love him dearly. Just since his stroke and I think his age he's gotten like this. Plus we've had a couple of financial hits and maybe it's how he copes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (dUJdY)

327 So Kristol is a China hating racist?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (fXB+v)

328 323 294
Uninformed Dem Senator Brian Schatz

From Hawaii -- they only elect the fully uninformed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

Right? It's like you have to take several sharp blows to the head before you can run for higher office there.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

Have you been to Hawaii? That describes basically everyone who lives there.

I mean, lovely people (transplants excepted) but not exactly bright and motivated to better themselves intellectually or otherwise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

329 I checked out Bill Kristol's Twitter, and he's on a one-man crusade against the Chinese.

Considering that we now know for a fact that he sells the words that spill from his dick-shaped mouth to the highest bidder, this begs a question: who is paying Bill Kristol to criticize the Chinese? Cui bono?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

Russians, Chinese, Saudis. It doesn't matter.
Old Captain NeoCuck is just itching to get other people's kids killed in a war. Any war will do.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

330 Meh they've been after hamburgers for ages. First for cholesterol, and then global warmening from all the cow farts. What is it now? the buns are killing us because of yeast and GM wheat?

Posted by: paleRider at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (eASYU)

331 do you guys mind if we include this guy as a sign of right wing violence? thanks. also there is no violence from anti-fa since Portland police are unable to arrest people because they can't ID them because masks. So...funny how that works out.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (7J5t2)

332 So Kristol is a China hating racist?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (fXB+v)

I guess he wants to go to war with China, as long as Deplorables' kids are doing the fighting and dying.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

333 Mohamed can't be anti semitic, its a religion of peace!!!!!!!

Posted by: avi at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (kSq2k)

334 Trump being an anti-semite is possibly the stupidest of all lefty claims.

Aside from his close Jewish family ties no president in memory has been more aggressively pro-Israel than Trump.

The progs think that liberal/atheist Jews who want to destroy Israel are the real Jews and the Orthodox et al are poseurs. So to them it's entirely consistent that PDT is aggressively pro-Israel *and* anti-semitic.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (ZGrMX)

335 If hamburgers were going to kill us, I think it would have happened by now.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (vg8iE)

336 "14 These muslims will learn that they should wear a MAGA hat and the MFM will go apeshit.

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN) "

And the po-lice will stand down to increase the body count for the 5 o'clock news.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (tSXzq)

337 326 I encourage all you folks to try living together after marriage. You can always break up if it doesn't work out.

lol..oh I love him dearly. Just since his stroke and I think his age he's gotten like this. Plus we've had a couple of financial hits and maybe it's how he copes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (dUJdY)

I hope I didn't tease you too much, Jewells.

He might just be looking for comfort and connection. Some folks do that by talking.

Or maybe he's looking for sandwiches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

338 Have you been to Hawaii? That describes basically everyone who lives there.

I mean, lovely people (transplants excepted) but not exactly bright and motivated to better themselves intellectually or otherwise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

it isn't easy to freeze to death here. I know; I tried.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (NeSSd)

339 Brian Schatz? Does he have a real Hawaiian name like me?

Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

340 Another open borders putz, Cap'n Bill

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (U7k5w)

341 What's stopping the Jews from re-interpreting all that Old Testament stuff about killing everyone in the Holy Land and taking it over to apply again today?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

342 reminder, flashbang and speedbump's family are here as asylum seekers even though they still vacay back home. Our immigration laws were written by folks who hate us and want to repopulate america.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (7J5t2)

343 333 Mohamed can't be anti semitic, its a religion of ~~peace~~ pieces !!!!!!!
Posted by: avi at November 26, 2018 04:11 PM (kSq2k)

FTFY

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

344 GM shouldn't have ever been bailed out like all the other parasitic companies.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (nBito)

345
Considering that we now know for a fact that he sells the words that spill from his dick-shaped mouth to the highest bidder, this begs a question: who is paying Bill Kristol to criticize the Chinese? Cui bono?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Friend of George Sorass and eBay co- founder Pierre Omidyar.

And their goal has little to do with china. Their goal is to hurt Trump and the US. Any weapon at hand, it seems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (pnMCv)

346 it isn't easy to freeze to death here. I know; I tried.
Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:12 PM (NeSSd)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

347 Considering that we now know for a fact that he
sells the words that spill from his dick-shaped mouth to the highest
bidder, this begs a question: who is paying Bill Kristol to criticize
the Chinese? Cui bono?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That is indeed a fine question Ace Post-worthy in fact, nudge nudge...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 26, 2018 04:14 PM (UFLLM)

348 Brian Schatz? Does he have a real Hawaiian name like me?
Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh

We must remember her Grandfather on December 7th. He was lost with the Arizona.....It shot down his torpedo bomber.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:14 PM (NeSSd)

349 I hope I didn't tease you too much, Jewells.

Oh not at all! I do think maybe he's just trying to cope. Or could be sammiches who knows?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (dUJdY)

350
So Kristol is a China hating racist?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2018 04:10 PM (fXB+v)

The only place Kap'n Kristol Meth will employ Chinese workers is in the MV Cuckhold's galley and laundry. "Muh principles", you know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (pNxlR)

351 Speaking of Muslim compounds, remember that one time that there were starving kids being trained in terrorism here in the states and there were bodies of other kids moldering nearby? Seems like that happened once.

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Dude, they have religious liberty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us

Whatever happened to You Only Live Once ?

Apparently the one life we get they want to be 24/7 misery - so that they won't be alone in theirs.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (boNFp)

353 "(murderin' Mo-Mo) Dreams of being a baggage handler at LAX."

and then a big popular opera star, with a lush moustache and a rockin' guitar backup.

Bismillah, no!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (yoe9p)

354 Trump being an anti-semite is possibly the stupidest of all lefty claims.

Aside from his close Jewish family ties no president in memory has been more aggressively pro-Israel than Trump.
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Trump has a better claim on being the country's first Jewish president than Willie had on being the first Black president.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (NFEMn)

355 RE: the previous thread(s).
Which one of you morons photoshopped the T Rex chasing the tear-gas posers?

Because you win today's internets.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (LL1Be)

356 It's spelt 'Mohammad Mohammad,' but it's pronouced 'Throatwarbler Mangrove.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

357 What's stopping the Jews from re-interpreting all that Old Testament stuff about killing everyone in the Holy Land and taking it over to apply again today?

I've thought for a long time that if the Jews are gonna get accused of genocide they might as well wipe out the Pallies, or at least round them up and dump them in Iran or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (ZGrMX)

358 311 First, they came for the PBJs. Now . . .

.@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us http://ow.ly/Tiaa101n45o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

I live off of grass fed no hormones organic beef. Fuck these totalitarian vegan faggits.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 04:16 PM (nBito)

359 We must remember her Grandfather on December 7th. He was lost with the Arizona.....It shot down his torpedo bomber.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets

That's not funny. His Grandfather died in a Concentration Camp.

He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 26, 2018 04:16 PM (p6e8W)

360 Mohammed Mohammed is right.

Posted by: Mohammed Johnson at November 26, 2018 04:16 PM (p0nVR)

361 348
Brian Schatz? Does he have a real Hawaiian name like me?

Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh

We must remember her Grandfather on December 7th. He was lost with the Arizona.....It shot down his torpedo bomber.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:14 PM (NeSSd)
H8ter! Get a real Hawaiian name! like Barack Obama!

Posted by: Senator Mazie Hairon-oh at November 26, 2018 04:16 PM (37IEG)

362 RE: the previous thread(s).
Which one of you morons photoshopped the T Rex chasing the tear-gas posers?

Because you win today's internets.
Posted by: mikeyG

If I had such talents, Brett 'Brewboy Kavanaugh's accusers would have been phoyoshopped in....led by Haven Monaghan.

Posted by: Dem Senator Brian Schatz Tweets at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (NeSSd)

363 355 RE: the previous thread(s).
Which one of you morons photoshopped the T Rex chasing the tear-gas posers?

Because you win today's internets.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (LL1Be)

...

Seems like we should re-make the migrant crossing sign with their silhouette as well.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (yL25O)

364 I've always wanted to conduct a study on how "unhealthy" hamburgers are.

assholes like Morgan Spurlock get to be in the control group that gets no burgers. it will be a 90 day study.

Posted by: x at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (nFwvY)

365 And their goal has little to do with china. Their goal is to hurt Trump and the US. Any weapon at hand, it seems.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (pnMCv)

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That's why I'm confused. Trump is the only President of my lifetime to be "tough on China." Why are the #NTs suddenly aligning themselves on Trump's side of an issue?

Not that Trump wants war with China, or regime change there, but he's no friend of theirs. I would expect the Kuck Kruisers to be dressed in Mao jackets, extolling the virtues of the renminbi by now.

There must be something going on behind the scenes that I don't understand.

Maybe Trump is close to some kind of deal with the Chinese.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

366 356 It's spelt 'Mohammad Mohammad,' but it's pronouced 'Throatwarbler Mangrove.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 26, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

"You're a very silly person and I'm not going to interview you anymore."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

367 329 I checked out Bill Kristol's Twitter, and he's on a one-man crusade against the Chinese.

What would start that? Does his wife have a Chinese lover?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (nBr1j)

368 Would someone please explain to me why Major Aloha Snackbar Hassan is still breathing in the Ft. Hood brig?

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He's at Leavenworth on death row.

Ft Hood has no brig.

Posted by: SMH at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (Ae8bS)

369 See, this is why we need to open our borders and let these poor refugees in.

It's not fair that only American workers get laid off!
Posted by: The Left at November 26, 2018 04:05 PM (fqUgw)

GM used the US Tax dollar bail out, to move to foreign countries.... like CHINA.

/spit
__________________

One of the places where GM is planning to lay off workers is in Lordstown, Ohio.

Son-of-a-mailman Katshit was bashing GM's "corporate greed" earlier today, which is ironic because I don't recall the son-of-a-mailman saying anything negative about GM when Barky Obama was illegally screwing over its bondholders (not to mention U.S. taxpayers) in order to make a gift of the company to his big union buddies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (fqUgw)

370 134
Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa'

and

'Mister Mister'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (bcbK

We started it back in the '80's, don't forget

Posted by: Duran Duran at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (UsCnO)

371 .@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us
====== ============================

Won't that help fulfill the Left's dream of killing all the white people?
We know white people love hamburgers.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

372 What happened to JackStraw? Turn into Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (boNFp)

373 @344

GM wasn't bailed out the union was.

GM is essentially a union payroll and pension operation that happens to sell cars on the side.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (qxq6t)

374 364 I've always wanted to conduct a study on how "unhealthy" hamburgers are.

assholes like Morgan Spurlock get to be in the control group that gets no burgers. it will be a 90 day study.
Posted by: x at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (nFwvY)

Is that 'sexual harasser' and 'faked my documentary' asshole Morgan Spurlock?

That guy doesn't deserve burgers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

375 GM shouldn't have ever been bailed out like all the other parasitic companies.
Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 04:13 PM (nBito)

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The bondholders should not have been screwed in order to payoff the Unions either, but The Won made this so.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (ffYR/)

376 OT-Lutheran pastor from IL righteously rants about Twitter's suppression of free speech in respect to transgenderism. Perhaps he's one of the more conservative pastors?

https://tinyurl.com/y8hh97zf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (AllCR)

377 Honestly, a few dozen Utahraptors would make short work of this problem.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (AM1GF)

378 >>Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us

...make it a cheeseburger.

Posted by: Llyle Lovett at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (zfGwM)

379 CNN's Phil Mudd

That's what you get when you soak Phil Dirt.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (LL1Be)

380 JackStraw is banging 2 chicks at once.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (nBito)

381 The people who claim that hamburgers or steak or pork is going to kill us don't seem to realize that people who eat salads, tofu and carrots--or who jog or meditate--DIE too.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (NFEMn)

382 GM is about 10 years late to it s own funeral.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (fXB+v)

383 Don't forget 'Lisa Lisa'

and

'Mister Mister'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 03:40 PM (bcbK

We started it back in the '80's, don't forget

Posted by: Duran Duran

No love?

Posted by: The The at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (AM1GF)

384 371 .@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us
====== ============================

Won't that help fulfill the Left's dream of killing all the white people?
We know white people love hamburgers.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

...

Are hamburgers measurably worse than fried chicken? That would be the political third rail of food groups.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (yL25O)

385 372 What happened to JackStraw? Turn into Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (boNFp)

He'll return as soon as all those Prosecutors in the DOJ wake up... and indict Hillary and company...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

386 The Chinese premier, Putin, and Trump are conspiring to put a baby in my mouth. They must be DESTROYED!

Posted by: Billy Kristol at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (z7t7+)

387 CNN's Phil Mudd

I like his brother Harry's taste in traveling companions.

Posted by: some Starfleet captain at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (sZRzw)

388 385 372 What happened to JackStraw? Turn into Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (boNFp)

He'll return as soon as all those Prosecutors in the DOJ wake up... and indict Hillary and company...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

I thought I saw him in an early thread.

Please don't tell me Jack is pulling a Palpatine...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

389 Did you check out the sneak peek video too? So gorgeous. Melania has really good taste.
Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)

yes, very nice. none of that shabby stuff. Frieze with NY NY in crystal is a nice touch .

Obama had a Mao ornament hanging on the WH Christmas tree. Of course when caught , denied knowing it.
Posted by: Stuttering guy at November 26, 2018 03:50 PM (2DOZq)

"I thought it was Yul Brynner !"

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (bUjCl)

390 GM is essentially a union payroll and pension operation that happens to sell cars on the side.
Posted by: Kreplach

With shitty ignition systems. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Woman thrown in jail after her fiance died in crash, with her driving at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (NeSSd)

391 >If not, I call dibs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:39 PM (xfb67)

You rang?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

392 380 JackStraw is banging 2 chicks at once.
Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 04:20 PM (nBito)

Ah, so he's pulling THAT kind of Palpatine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (bcbK8)

393 322
They will never get the hamburgers from my hands.

I will go Rogers Rangers on their ass if they try.

Hamburgers are the perfect food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK

I've got your 6 on this.

And I have ammo and ketchup.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (UsCnO)

394 People on the WSJ cheering that GM is cutting jobs in Ohio and Michigan.

I don't even know what to say anymore. These people are so loathsome they are high-fiving each other over another citizens misfortune simply because they believe in a different set of principles.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

395 I checked out Bill Kristol's Twitter, and he's on a one-man crusade against the Chinese.

What would start that? Does his wife have a Chinese lover?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 04:17 PM (nBr1j)

If Kristol's being cucked by a Chinaman, he's got BIG problems....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

396 I'M BEIGE! BEIGE, I TELL YOU!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (hjaPQ)

397 Jack forgot to take the sock off.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (boNFp)

398 Is the fossil fuel industry handing out subsidies to us deniers? Max Boot seems to think so. Where do I sign up? I could use the money.

Posted by: Mr. Blank at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (R1mDg)

399 GM wasn't bailed out the union was.

GM is essentially a union payroll and pension operation that happens to sell cars on the side.
Posted by: Kreplach at N

sure, but how many morons have bought gm or chrysler cars since that happened?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (MTjB1)

400 Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us

Its not a real hamburger. Its a Big Mac.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (0tfLf)

401 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 26, 2018 04:22 PM (UsCnO)

Good man!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

402 385: He was around yesterday

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (U7k5w)

403 What happened to JackStraw? Turn into Amy Schumer?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 04:18 PM (boNFp)

um, WHAT ?

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (bUjCl)

404
I thought I saw him in an early thread.

Please don't tell me Jack is pulling a Palpatine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK

He was around this morning.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

405 e WSJ cheering that GM is cutting jobs in Ohio and Michigan.

I don't even know what to say anymore. These people are so loathsome they are high-fiving each other over another citizens misfortune simply because they believe in a different set of principles.
Posted by: Marcus T at N

should have cut the jobs years ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)

406
JackStraw is banging 2 chicks at once.

Fuckin' A

Posted by: Lawerence at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (ZQfW9)

407 I thought I saw him in an early thread.

Please don't tell me Jack is pulling a Palpatine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK

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Nope. He's still kickin' around. Saw him yesterday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

408 sure, but how many morons have bought gm or chrysler cars since that happened?
Posted by: yankeefifth

None here. but I have never bought one.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (NeSSd)

409 sure, but how many morons have bought gm or chrysler cars since that happened?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:23 PM (MTjB1)
Not this one - Any GM company is dead to me.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)

410 405; this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (KP5rU)

411 382 GM is about 10 years late to it s own funeral.
_________________

Yeah, but when it does die, the U.S. taxpayers, who (like the GM bondholders) were screwed over so Barky Obama could give GM to his union buddies without so much of that nasty debt, will end up having to pay the pensions of all the GM workers.

IOW, the U.S. taxpayers get screwed coming and going on this shitty Obama deal.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (fqUgw)

412 >Nope. He's still kickin' around. Saw him yesterday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

Its good that we still have our own token Met fan.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

413 Not this one - Any GM company is dead to me.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at N

same here, switched from buying gm to ford, will never buy gm again.

lots still buying gm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (MTjB1)

414 Please don't tell me Jack is pulling a Palpatine...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

Now that you mention it, has anyone ever seen the two in the same room? (Not online, anyone can post from two hashes at once...)

Posted by: The The at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (AM1GF)

415 People on the WSJ cheering that GM is cutting jobs in Ohio and Michigan.

GM, a once proud American company, can't stand up without the government's dick up it's ass.
They did it to themselves. Nobody is too big to fail.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (LL1Be)

416 JackStraw is --even as we speak--getting info that we're going to be hearing about--with a Flaming Skull-- in a little while.

I'm confident of that.

Don't as me how I know. This just feels like one of THOSE days.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:26 PM (NFEMn)

417
sure, but how many morons have bought gm or chrysler cars since that happened?

Not this household, but we had never bought their offerings in the time beforehand, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 04:26 PM (pNxlR)

418 Post-punk sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 04:26 PM (AM1GF)

419 Trump being an anti-semite is possibly the stupidest of all lefty claims.

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Half the Donks think that he's too anti-Jewish and the other half think that he's not anti-Jewish enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

420 nood

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)

421 Charles Payne was on Fox this morning saying that GM is going to quit making small sedan style cars because they're not selling. Everyone is buying crossovers, SUV's and pickup trucks.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 26, 2018 04:27 PM (gEvQ8)

422 IOW, the U.S. taxpayers get screwed coming and going on this shitty Obama deal.

It's almost as if that stuttering jug-eared faggot actually wanted America to fail. Almost.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 04:27 PM (LL1Be)

423 WSJ cheering that GM is cutting jobs in Ohio and Michigan.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Why?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

424 JackStraw is --even as we speak--getting info that we're going to be hearing about--with a Flaming Skull-- in a little while.

------

Ya know - He dropped in yesterday morning just to say that the marauders were going to attack the wall at noon sharp.

I looked all around, and could find no report of this anywhere, and at noon sharp it happened.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 04:27 PM (AzW6q)

425 421 Charles Payne was on Fox this morning saying that GM is going to quit making small sedan style cars because they're not selling. Everyone is buying crossovers, SUV's and pickup trucks.
_______________

That's been the case for the past decade. The fact that GM just now noticed it tells you everything you need to know about this shitty company.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 04:28 PM (fqUgw)

426 Charles Payne was on Fox this morning saying that GM is going to quit making small sedan style cars because they're not selling. Everyone is buying crossovers, SUV's and pickup trucks.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 26, 2018 04:27 PM (gEvQ

And GM is just finding this out NOW?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

427 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 04:19 PM (AllCR)

Post 376 Oh, yes, he is more conservative. He's a LCMS pastor. Maybe Grammie's Rev knows him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 04:28 PM (AllCR)

428 well, the point is who will admit to continuing to buy gm after the bailout was given?

the lowest hanging fruit on the tree, well after not going to movies or giving hollywood money, is not making your next five figure buy from gm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:28 PM (MTjB1)

429 same here, switched from buying gm to ford, will never buy gm again.

lots still buying gm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:25 PM (MTjB1)
Ditto - driving around in a Fiord F150. Back before the bailout I was a GM guy like my old man. Now they can rot in hell. Never again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 04:29 PM (37IEG)

430 "should have cut the jobs years ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)"
Around 2013, GM added four new plants in China. We can argue all day long about why, but that's a fact. They could have moved production and come up with a better plan. The analyst always want to cut plant and equipment because it goes right to the bottom line. Barra never gave a shit before what they said. All of a sudden it's yeah, the analysts say we need to cut in NA. Fuck you, Mary.The president and Congress have created a lot of incentives to bring that production back. She didn't and just took a dump in peoples Christmas stockings.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

431 Hey, we need to have a Moron Meetup of F-150 drivers only!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

432 We can argue all day long about why, but that's a fact. They could have moved production and come up with a better plan. The analyst always want to cut plant and equipment because it goes right to the bottom line. Barra never gave a shit before what they said. All of a sudden it's yeah, the analysts say we need to cut in NA. Fuck you, Mary.The president and Congress have created a lot of incentives to bring that production back. She didn't and just took a dump in peoples Christmas stockings.
Posted by: Marcus T at N

fuck china, fuck gm, individually and together. gm gets what it deserves for what it did when it took government money.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:31 PM (MTjB1)

433 Posted by: yankeefifth

Not me. We are a family of Nissan's now. Love my Altima. Would love to move up to a Maxima someday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 04:33 PM (dUJdY)

434 431 Hey, we need to have a Moron Meetup of F-150 drivers only!

Who will provide the tow trucks?
Kidding, I have one.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 26, 2018 04:34 PM (LOq4H)

435 GM's highest and best purpose was to commission this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgQMIaF-PRo

Posted by: Ian S. at November 26, 2018 04:37 PM (ZGrMX)

436 "Gassing innocent little children and forcibly denying entry to poor, desperate refugees who just want to make America a better place is NOT WHO WE ARE!!!"
Posted by: Office of Ex-Prezzy SCOAMF at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (fqUgw)

Maybe it's not who YOU are, but it IS who WE are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 04:37 PM (IMdOQ)

437 Chrysler is not a GM company.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 26, 2018 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

438 "Gassing innocent little children and forcibly denying entry to poor, desperate refugees who just want to make America a better place is NOT WHO WE ARE!!!"
Posted by: Office of Ex-Prezzy SCOAMF at November 26, 2018 03:59 PM (fqUgw)

Says the dog eater.

Here's news for ya: EATING DOGS IS NOT WHO WE ARE.

So sod off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 04:37 PM (IMdOQ)

439 Dude put it in reverse and tried to hit them again. Now that is what I call dedication and commitment.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2018 04:38 PM (Z9C5C)

440 First, they came for the PBJs. Now . . .

.@CNN's Phil Mudd: Hamburgers Are Going to Kill Us http://ow.ly/Tiaa101n45o
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:07 PM (+y/Ru)

I live off of grass fed no hormones organic beef. Fuck these totalitarian vegan faggits.

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I think the idea is that hamburger comes from cows and cows fart and farts cause global warming and we'll all boil in our own juices.

Speaking of global warming, by the way . . .

Newly discovered temperature data from the 1970s moon landings, released in the Journal of Geophysical Research in April, reveals that NASA astronauts probably warmed up the moon's surface temperature by as much as 6 degrees Fahrenheit by walking around and poking into the lunar surface.

. . . .

"f just a few moonwalks can cause a kind of climate change on the moon, that gives scientists a new factor to consider when planning future human missions."

https://bit.ly/2TKRFkQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

441

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)

442 Chrysler is not a GM company.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at N

what's the difference, they both took the government money? chrysler is worse since they are not owned by fiat.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:39 PM (MTjB1)

443 not sure why someone would buy chrysler anyway, they were always in third for everything among the big three.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2018 04:40 PM (MTjB1)

444 443: Dodge Rams with that Cummins diesel engine Y5. (Cummins built by Ford but contracted for Dodge exclusive rights to use in pickups oddly enough.)

I have a Ford now but other fandamily members still like the Dodge Rams. At least they ain't GMs.

Posted by: paleRider at November 26, 2018 05:05 PM (eASYU)

445 OT...Ace,
We need a gift idea thread soon.
Real soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 05:05 PM (0tfLf)

446 Test

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 06:27 PM (ffYR/)

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