Actress Roughed Up by Michael "Fighty" Avenatti Revealed; Granted Restraining Order Against Punchy McSlappabitch by Judge

BREAKING NEWS: Actress Files for Domestic Violence Restraining Order Against Michael Avenatti. According to court records, actress Mareli Miniutti filed for a domestic violence restraining order against Avenatti Monday in Los Angeles. pic.twitter.com/EsajjpVLol
— Michael Moates (@freedom_moates) November 20, 2018

TMZ has more details.

Michael Avenatti's alleged domestic violence victim claims they had an argument that turned violent -- with him being verbally and physically abusive -- and now she has a restraining order against him.
The woman, Mareli Miniutti, says she and Avenatti were in the master bedroom of their apartment arguing about money on November 13, when he called her an "ungrateful f**king bitch" ... according to docs. She says he followed her into a guest bedroom while verbally berating her and hitting her "forcefully" in the face with pillows. She claims he said, "Do not disrespect me. You don't get to sleep in my house tonight."
In the docs, Mareli says Avenatti grabbed her by her wrist and pulled her off of the bed in the guest bedroom -- and when she escaped his grasp, she started texting a friend. She claims he grabbed the phone out of her hand ... and started screaming for help out of a window.
...
Mareli says, in the docs, this was the second time Avenatti was physically violent toward her. She claims the first time was in February ... when he pushed her out of the apartment into the hallway where she struck her head against a neighbor's door ... and threw her shoes at her. She also claims he has a history of being "verbally abusive and financially controlling."
According to the restraining order, Avenatti must stay 100 yards away from Mareli and have no contact of any sort with her. A hearing is scheduled for next month.

Can't wait to hear the conspiracy theory Michael Avenatti suggests now that a judge has heard Mareli's testimony and granted the restraining order. I also can't wait to see AllahPundit push the conspiracy theory.

Some friends were noting the creepiness of the media's complete embargo of Michael Avenatti. This guy used to be on CNN and MSNBC multiple times per day, but his name isn't even mentioned on those networks any longer.

Our brave firefighters have completely erased him, Soviet-style.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:43 PM

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1 What? 1st?

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 20, 2018 02:43 PM (eAshZ)

2 Huh!
What are the odds?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at November 20, 2018 02:43 PM (hrcfq)

3 Trump is indeed fortunate in his enemies. The heavens must favor the bearer of the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

4 I see that chick's 1988 Guns 'n Roses shirt and can't help but wonder if she was even born yet.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 20, 2018 02:44 PM (eAshZ)

5 The left has dropped this sick puppy like a skank with body odor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2018 02:44 PM (bim/x)

6 I'm waiting for CNN to go into their archives and erase his figure and words from past news shows, leaving only the empty chair and odd periodic silences in place of his speaking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Anti-DemoFascist at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (Z216Q)

7 Does Harvard Law School offer creepy porn lawyer as a specialty within the field of law?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (nBr1j)

8 I'm waiting for CNN to go into their archives and erase his figure and words from past news shows, leaving only the empty chair and odd periodic silences in place of his speaking.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Anti-DemoFascist at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (Z216Q)

Comrade Stalin would be proud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (bim/x)

9 Poor Michael Avenatti.

This couldn't have happened to a more disgusting shitweasel.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (KUaJL)

10 Another case of projection. I swear, D's are so stinkin' predictable.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (al6UK)

11 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

12 Mikey Slappenatti strikes again, and again, and again.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (9rXxD)

13 Breaking: Michael Avenatti says this whole thing completely derailed his porn-directing career

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (KUaJL)

14 I saw her on IMDB she is quite the cutie.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7796160/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)

15 Obviously Donald Trump sent racist MAGA supporters to put on an Avenatti disguise and drag that poor woman around. I'm sure Stormy is aghast too.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

16 #Believe All Women!

Wait --- scratch that! Uh...?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

17 pillow fight abuse? Well he was overpowering her ... he deserves the restraining order. But no fist to the face or body ... which would have made for a more clear abuse story. The left will still claim he's a saint ... simply for his attacks on Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (Cus5s)

18 Foreign girls seem to like the older sugar daddies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (2DOZq)

19 There's a #Basta joke in there somewhere.
Maybe the 'pound' sign part?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (W+vEI)

20 14 I saw her on IMDB she is quite the cutie.

I'd hit it.

Oh - too late.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (9rXxD)

21 Wow.

Just wow.

This guy will not be practicing law in 2019. He may not even be a free man in 2019.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (H7LIz)

22 Ahh geez,the thing hadn't loaded for me at first and I didn't see the picture.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (BXMxN)

23 That girl could do a lot better than a creepy porn lawyer.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (J+mig)

24 Can we see if Lindsey Graham can request the FBI investigate this matter?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (KUaJL)

25 Does Harvard Law School offer creepy porn lawyer as a specialty within the field of law?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 02:45 PM (nBr1j)

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They call it "First Amendment Law", I think.

Posted by: G at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (iQKgg)

26 Note she is pretty hot.

The argument was of course, over money, which he no longer has... but wants to think he still does.

Sounds to me like a kept Woman, who he can no longer afford.

Everything old, is new again.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

27 Wait there was a conspiracy theory? What that it was all made up?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

28 Duh. She hit him first. What is wrong with you people!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (37IEG)

29 To be fair, she has a slappable face.

Posted by: Someguy at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (t849v)

30 Punchy McSlappabitch .... hahahahahah

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

31 cpl, fucked over, just like jimmy acoster. cpl needs to judge shop a little better.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (KP5rU)

32 I'm sure that she no longer supports...

# Me Too (pound me too).

Posted by: Don Q. at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (NgKpN)

33 Can't wait to hear the conspiracy theory Michael Avenatti suggests now that a judge has heard Mareli's testimony and granted the restraining order. I also can't wait to see AllahPundit push the conspiracy theory

Gosh, this sounds serious. it should be fast tracked to SCOTUS......so I can skull fuck it.

Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (rFmwm)

34 Girl had poor judgement in men, but still damn, poor girl.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (a0IVu)

35 Bitch had it coming!

Posted by: Dojo Jim Acosta at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (2Mnv1)

36 >>Does Harvard Law School offer creepy porn lawyer as a specialty within the field of law?

I think the "creepy" part came first, as Avenatti was an oppo research guy of political opponents for the Clintons for years before attending law school. With Rahm Emanuel.

Now *there's* a creepy bunch!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

37 Our brave firefighters have completely erased him, Soviet-style.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 02:43 PM Comments

Everyone puts distance between themselves and the smell of shit.
This guy smells. I don't blame them, but fvck them anyways.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (z79tQ)

38 and threw her shoes at her.

Uh oh ... He's a shoe-thrower ...

They really are the most pathetic types. I'll bet he threw her pumps that he was prancing around in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (dD8ry)

39 Pillow fights are rape!

Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (0NjIw)

40 11 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

This has always confused the shit out of me. We're always told to be nice guys, then they go for the assholes. I should have become a curmudgeonly grump earlier in my life.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

41 Is it too late or too early for #Avenatti2020?

Posted by: Someguy at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (t849v)

42 That man is bad,
He's quite the cad,
Not a very good dad,
I'm shocked at the media hypocrisy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (AoK0a)

43 I think we need to update the AoSHQ style guide to Michael 'Sugar Ray' Avenatti.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (Wd55D)

44 Actress be axing for it

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (6X9zF)

45 29
To be fair, she has a slappable face.

Posted by: Someguy at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (t849v)
Probably a slappable ass. uh, just sayin.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (37IEG)

46 Can we see if Lindsey Graham can request the FBI investigate this matter?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (KUaJL)

I had a dream the other night in which I moved to South Carolina and Lindsey Graham was taking me around to help me pick out a new hair dresser.

He made really excellent suggestions too!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

47 Creepy Porn Lawyer strikes (literally!) again!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (so+oy)

48 Look at her t-shirt, she was asking for it.

Posted by: wth - Honduran gusano at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (HgMAr)

49 "financially controlling"

Is being a Sugar Daddy considered abuse now?

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (t2AQi)

50 CNN will accuse Sarah Sanders of doctoring the video.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (H7LIz)

51 Any guy who hits a woman need to make an appointment with Kickyour Assy-Downthestairs.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (VpIIl)

52 Did Avenetti scream for help out the window?

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (pMGkg)

53 27 Wait there was a conspiracy theory? What that it was all made up?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

As usual with them, anything that doesn't fit the Almighty Narrative is to be dismissed as right wing conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (J+mig)

54 If hypocrisy made you gain weight, Liberals would be some fat motherfuckers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (pUDQf)

55 There is a surfeit of the letters "T," "I," and "T" in those names.

Posted by: RS at November 20, 2018 02:52 PM (CNQqJ)

56 The only way the media reports this story is if they find some dirt on this chick.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 20, 2018 02:52 PM (DB16e)

57 Maybe her sammich making skills are below his standards

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2018 02:52 PM (6X9zF)

58 Punch and Judy Judy Judy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2018 02:52 PM (aKsyK)

59 Did Avenetti scream for help out the window?

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (pMGkg)

"I'm bein' repressed! I'm bein' repressed!!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (dD8ry)

60 Conspiracy theory? Easy -- she's Estonian.

Its Russia Russia Russia all over.

Putin set me up!!!111ty

Posted by: Pugnacious Pugilistic Pee Pee headed Pipsqueek Politico at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (rlB9Z)

61 Correct Headline: Actress Files Restraining Order on Democrat Presidential Candidate

Posted by: 99Problems at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (zWaPh)

62 Mikes part Indian from the Slappahoe Tribe.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (DB16e)

63 I wish the other media outlets would identify Avenatti as "frequent CNN commentator".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (H7LIz)

64 I'm just not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (hjaPQ)

65 Okay, she LOOKS nice, but come on - she's hanging with this dickholster? She could probably do stand-in for Loopy Cortex.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (37IEG)

66 Odds are that he had another piece of sugar on the side that he would also slap around.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (hLRSq)

67
If hypocrisy made you gain weight, Liberals would be some fat motherfuckers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Stacy Abrams

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (aKsyK)

68 The left on Twitter currently victim blaming/shaming, accusing Mareli of lying because something she posted on Instagram around the time of the incident was 'too happy.'

"Believe all women, and also this whore is lying because she smiled on social media" is the galaxy brain take that 2018 deserves.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)

69 27 Yes,he suggested that he was set up like Robert Mueller.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (BXMxN)

70 So.. Does Stormy Daniels make good on her promise to drop the creepy porn lawyer?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (so+oy)

71 Avenatti's favorite movie:

Hustle And Flow

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (dD8ry)

72 whenever i want to throw shoes at somebody, i can't find any. except for the shoes i'm wearing.

what kind of dipshit living here throws shoes at somebody? thought that was an iraqi thing? is cpl a muzzie convert?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KP5rU)

73 63 I wish the other media outlets would identify Avenatti as "frequent CNN commentator".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (H7LIz)

and 2020 Democratic presidential caadidate

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)

74 Remember: if Michael Avenatti doesn't himself personally beg the FBI to investigate this manner fully, then that means he's guilty.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

75
Her association with CPL has ruined her reputation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (BWL+E)

76 >>"Believe all women, and also this whore is lying because she smiled on social media" is the galaxy brain take that 2018 deserves.

Because no one ever tries to make their lives look like the best thing evah, always happy and #Winning, on social media, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (W+vEI)

77 Actress.... does she also "write down" her movie scripts?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (a2xio)

78 Honestly,the guy is getting groupies because of his heroic resistance to the evil atrump.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (BXMxN)

79 Altho they're fairly easy to get, you don't get a restraining order on your word alone.

There has to be evidence, witness testimony or affidavit and usually a police report.

So that blows the CRP's claim of never hitting a woman out the window. But then we all knew that last week.

He looks like girl slapper.

Put him in a wife beater shirt and you'll feel like you're in Brooklyn.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (HvnWk)

80 56 The only way the media reports this story is if they find or make up some dirt on this chick.
Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 20, 2018 02:52 PM (DB16e)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (gHCnG)

81 She restrained me first!

Posted by: Michael A. at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NhgkA)

82 I'm waiting for the Mel Gibson type phone call tapes to be released. But first you will blow me !!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (2DOZq)

83 Good taste in T-shirts.

Men? Not so much.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (GckyN)

84 Fucking a teenager just a bit shy of your 50th birthday? Fist bump, bro!

Posted by: Roy Moore at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (oZ6kz)

85 72 whenever i want to throw shoes at somebody, i can't find any. except for the shoes i'm wearing.

Go down and talk to the Italian mothers at St. Anthony's.

They use some sort of Stars Wars force to gather shoes for throwing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:55 PM (H7LIz)

86 Bitch set him up.

Posted by: Marion Barry, Model Democrat at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (hjaPQ)

87
LOL at actress

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (RTMHr)

88 This guy is pretty much a poster child of an asshole leftist.

This kind of thing always reminds me of the douche in Forrest Gump, the socialist activist who was the guy whatshername was hooked up with when Forrest returns from Vietnam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

89 PARTY OF WOMEN

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (9NnWm)

90 what kind of dipshit living here throws shoes at somebody? thought that was an iraqi thing? is cpl a muzzie convert?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KP5rU)

Western leftists started doing that after that Bush press conference ... they were so impressed with the idea.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (dD8ry)

91 72
whenever i want to throw shoes at somebody, i can't find any. except for the shoes i'm wearing.

what kind of dipshit living here throws shoes at somebody? thought that was an iraqi thing? is cpl a muzzie convert?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KP5rU)
No offense intended to the ettes, because they'd just shoot your ass, but I would think throwing shoes was a chick thing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

92 74 Remember: if Michael Avenatti doesn't himself personally beg the FBI to investigate this manner fully, then that means he's guilty.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

Check his yearbook!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (gHCnG)

93 Hey, she just wouldn't listen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (7CM5W)

94 Pretty sure she will get an invite to The View.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

95 Just want to put this out there: If anyone wants to financially control me, I'm available.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (xfb67)

96 When they go low, you kick em

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (9NnWm)

97 27 Yes,he suggested that he was set up like Robert Mueller.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (BXMxN)

Wait - Mueller is accused of slapping women around? Or "set up" in what way?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

98 He will get a 3 show suspension

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (dKiJG)

99 Michael Avenatti? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibsom at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (OD2ni)

100 She's 5 feet 9 1/4 inches tall according to IMDB.

How much baby oil do you think that takes?

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (8erNz)

101 Her nose area looks store-bought.

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (pMGkg)

102 she is blonde and hot so I believe her

Posted by: x at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (nFwvY)

103 Love the SMR guy's video from the sidebar...

"You look at the Vox building... what do you see? Gravel, sand, windows, and COMMUNISM!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

104 i shall call her, pointy face.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (KP5rU)

105 63 I wish the other media outlets would identify Avenatti as "frequent CNN commentator".
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (H7LIz)

---

you'd need someone to watch CNN frequently to determine that.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (NhgkA)

106 Gees, that was supposed to be form Fightin Mike. how did that post?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (7CM5W)

107 Name is Italian but she looks Russian.
Either way, the Hollywood Lefties will see to it that he never gets another role.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (NFEMn)

108 Although "Jacob Wohl set this all up over a year in advance - we know because of a four word tweet" is definitely a silver medal hot take among the People of Stupid (thanks for that one, ace!)

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)

109 The left on Twitter currently victim blaming/shaming, accusing Mareli of lying because something she posted on Instagram around the time of the incident was 'too happy.'

Heh. Because abused women NEVER put on a brave face in public.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (9qZ3S)

110 No offense intended to the ettes, because they'd just shoot your ass, but I would think throwing shoes was a chick thing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

I won't throw my shoe but rather use it as a weapon. stilettos when properly wielded can be quite a useful tool.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (a0IVu)

111 77 Her IMDB page is linked at comment 14.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (BXMxN)

112
That girl could do a lot better than a creepy porn lawyer.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 02:48 PM (J+mig)

Exactly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2018 02:57 PM (pNxlR)

113 >>No offense intended to the ettes, because they'd just shoot your ass, but I would think throwing shoes was a chick thing.

I'm guessing he was throwing her out of the house, and followed up by throwing her shoes at her - like, "..and take your damn shoes with you!"

It's a dick move, regardless.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (W+vEI)

114 88 This guy is pretty much a poster child of an asshole leftist.

This kind of thing always reminds me of the douche in Forrest Gump, the socialist activist who was the guy whatshername was hooked up with when Forrest returns from Vietnam.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

=============

Who, no shit, blamed his abuse of Jenny on LBJ! How much you wanna bet CPL finds some way to blame this on Trump?

Posted by: Jackal at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (saQNk)

115 You can bet taking that little cutie for a spin a few times a week don`t come cheap. You can tell he is a control freak and having serious cash issues dosen`t help his demeanor when she takes him for big bucks and probably disrespects him and bitches and complains no matter how much he spends...pay to play big-shot asshole!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (yhf6w)

116 Remember: if Michael Avenatti doesn't himself personally beg the FBI to investigate this manner fully, then that means he's guilty.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 02:54 PM (KUaJL)

Good point.
Howzabout some media type stick a camera in his face and get his response?
Preferrably female.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (z79tQ)

117 "financially controlling"

Is being a Sugar Daddy considered abuse now?

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (t2AQi)

I am torn by the use of that term because, like everything else, a legitimate aspect of abuse is watered down to nothing. I've worked on domestic cases where one person (and it's been both men and women doing this) controls every penny of the money to the point of not telling the other person what banks are being used. This is for the purpose of keeping that person utterly dependent and unable to leave even if that person wanted to do so.

It's not so much handling the money as it is the intent behind handling it. I know a guy who has his wife handle all their money because he is awful with money and would blow it all in a heartbeat. That is him choosing to have someone help him. That's different in kind from you cannot have any money for gas because I want to be sure you can't drive anywhere I don't want you to go and, yes, I know a woman who did that to a guy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

118 Kavanaugh's beer will be extra tasty tonight.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (+dsLj)

119 Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Make up shit
And punch like Avenatti

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (CDGwz)

120 "LOL at actress

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (RTMHr) "

You're just jealous that you weren't "Girl in dress at gala #7" in Ocean's 8.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (oZ6kz)

121 100 The whole bottle...just to be sure.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (BXMxN)

122 Name is Italian but she looks Russian.
=====
She is ESTONIAN.

ITS PUTIN I TELL YOU PUTIN!!!

I spit at you from Hell's Heart . . .

Posted by: Pugnacious Pugilistic Pee Pee headed Pipsqueek Politico at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (/WI19)

123
Projection, magical thinking, and worshiping at the altar of big government -- what a wicked and evil trio they make.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (e7O7B)

124 Believe all hot women.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (xfb67)

125 OK, it was domestic and it was violence, but it wasn't violence violence. More like lawyerly persuasion, maybe.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (hjaPQ)

126 Avenetti's best hope is to start getting work as an extra, hoping to break into the movies. He's got to be finished as a lawyer, given all that's gone on in the last year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Anti-DemoFascist at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (Z216Q)

127 "Our brave firefighters have completely erased him, Soviet-style."

Yasher Ali has been the exception on this. I respect him since he is obciously a lib, but tries to be fair and takes crap from the left for it. Ande he is not a passive aggresssive phony like St. Jake.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (OD2ni)

128 117 A favorite tactic of Hugh Hefner.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (BXMxN)

129 I don't think she got that shirt at that concert.

I don't think she was even alive then.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (yL25O)

130 I'm assuming he was kicking her out for not appreciating his cock sure asshole-ishness and decided to throw her pumps at her once she was out the door.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (pUDQf)

131 11 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

Nice guys finish last.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

132 Can't she get a better sugar daddy than CPL?

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (HiHJN)

133 >>>She claims he said, "Do not disrespect me. You don't get to sleep in my house tonight."

Sleazy leftist men like this are at least as responsible for the destruction of the American family as feminists. I don't care what widespread pepe has to say.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (/qEW2)

134 Hey, she just wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (7CM5W)

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

*Creepy Porn Lawyer*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (ffYR/)

135 Burying the Lede: 100% of Democrats would still vote for him TODAY if he promised to be a good communist, kill babies and hate Trump

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (9NnWm)

136 Her profile pic on IMDB is . . . Memorable.

Bunk.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (GckyN)

137 >>Name is Italian but she looks Russian.

Ukrainian.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (/tuJf)

138 131 11 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

We literally just had the Cake Girl thread earlier today.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

139 129 It has become a style to wear 80's metal band tee shirts.Lady Gaga may have started if.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (BXMxN)

140 OT, but would someone explain the "JM J. Acosta" name? I don't get it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (NMAzL)

141 I read that she is 20 and he is 47. So not only an abuser but likes to beat up young 'uns.

Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (oiNtH)

142 If you can't beat your Estonian whore, who can you beat?

Posted by: CPL - I moisturize twice a day at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

143 She's good looking. She also looks capable of verbal castration.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (nBr1j)

144 CPL obviously only *glanced* at an AOS Ovenight Thread, but didn't hang around and LEARN anything.

The "I'd hit that" phrase, is not used as a literalism 'round these parts.

And he obviously ignored the Moose Out Front, whut told him that in the first place.

Whadda maroon.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (QzJWU)

145 Name is Italian but she looks Russian.
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She is ESTONIAN.

ITS PUTIN I TELL YOU PUTIN!!!

I spit at you from Hell's Heart . . .
Posted by: Pugnacious Pugilistic Pee Pee headed Pipsqueek Politico at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (/WI19)

I knew it. I spent enough time in NJ strip clubs in the '90's/00's to know that fake-smile Eastern European vibe......

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (NFEMn)

146 132 Indeed,I am available...

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (BXMxN)

147 I would think throwing shoes was a chick thing.

What if the argument was over super-expensive shoes? I'd be pissed if my wife came home with a pair of Manolo Blahniks

http://tinyurl.com/ybve3q9t

No, on second thought, I wouldn't throw them in that case. I'd treat them like an infant, cradle them into the box, and immediately drive them down to the store for a refund.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (9qZ3S)

148 Feminists think all men are assholes who don't respect them because leftist men (using the term in the strictest possible sense) are men like Michael AVenatti.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (KUaJL)

149 That Eye-talian dude know how to make a bitch listen

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (0Ntuf)

150 "financially controlling"

Is being a Sugar Daddy considered abuse now?

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (t2AQi)

Not exactly. But if you have a woman, and she doesn't have any access to money, has to ask you for permission before she can buy anything, isn't allowed to control her own source income, pay her own bills... is essentially made to be dependent on you for her financial dealings, that's abuse.

Pure and simple.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (a2xio)

151 Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac

*****************************

Oh that's bullshit.

Nice guys don't finish at all!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (+dsLj)

152 " I read that she is 20 and he is 47. So not only an abuser but likes to beat up young 'uns.

Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (oiNtH) "

IIRC he has a daughter around that age. And according to court docs he dragged his daughter to his ex-wife's place so she could be a "witness" to their argument.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (oZ6kz)

153 Hey, she just wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (7CM5W)

So, two black eyes then?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (z79tQ)

154 >>>27 Wait there was a conspiracy theory? What that it was all made up?

he claims that it was all arranged by Jacob Wohl, the guy who allegedly was making up false claims of sexual harassment on Bob Mueller's part.

AllahPundit seriously entertained this possibility, because our NeverTrump betters are totally, totally against conspiracy theories.

Except for RussiaGate. Oh, and except for Avenatti's tales of set-ups and false-flags.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

155 Over 100 so: Katshit does it again.

Will veto heart-beat and stand your ground bills in Ohio:
https://tinyurl.com/ycm4kfrn
What a turncoat POS.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (9rIkM)

156 DM reporting that MeAgain Kelly is close to signing her exit deal with NBC. Says that Kelly will receive $30 million payout (on top of whatever NBC has already paid her on her $69 million contract) to leave NBC.

Not a bad haul for a few months "work."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)

157 "She's 5 feet 9 1/4 inches tall according to IMDB.

How much baby oil do you think that takes?

Posted by: JEM"

Those Baltic states churn out some tall, pretty ladies. I dated a tall Latvian gal once. Very pretty, cool girl. She hated Russians.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (OD2ni)

158 "I Support Women... By Their Hair After I've Beat Them Up."

-male feminists

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (XKZwp)

159 She is speaking her truth, and is really compelling, which also makes her credible.

What does she have to gain from this?

Posted by: MJ at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (gAMkn)

160 "That Eye-talian dude know how to make a bitch listen

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (0Ntuf) "

Now clean it up you spoiled Estonian brat!

Posted by: Mikey "Carlo" Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

161 128 117 A favorite tactic of Hugh Hefner.
Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (BXMxN)

And while I enjoy his contributions to the world spank bank, Hefner was pretty much a spoiled man-child asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

162 She hung around with him. Own goal. But he's obviously a major league asshat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

163
Mikes part Indian from the Slappahoe Tribe.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 20, 2018 02:53 PM (DB16e)

And Miniutti is a princess of the Notyohoe Tribe so the relationship was doomed from the start

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (TAmPV)

164 "LOL at actress

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (RTMHr) "

Actress, escort, whatever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (IMdOQ)

165 What's the big deal? I mean, it's not like he drowned the bitch or something.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Model Democrat at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (hjaPQ)

166 "That Eye-talian dude know how to make a bitch listen

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (0Ntuf) "

Now clean it up you spoiled Estonian brat!
Posted by: Mikey "Carlo" Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

Eastern European women like Italian men.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

167 Avenatti don't have nothin' to worry about, LA has a 10 punch rule before they butt in to a celebrity's family matters

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (0Ntuf)

168 cpl, soon to be found dead in puddle of monkey piss after a tryst with his equals gone horribly wrong. damn shame.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (KP5rU)

169 I think ace should make a play to be this girl's sugar daddy with all his sweet blog money.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (BXMxN)

170 OT, but would someone explain the "JM J. Acosta" name? I don't get it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (NMAzL)

Miley, my lovely child, get off my lawn.

It's a JM J Bullock reference.

Also, get off my lawn.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

171 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

*Creepy Porn Lawyer*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (ffYR/)

thats the one i couldn't think of i knew someone would have it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (7CM5W)

172 I'm guessing he was throwing her out of the house, and followed up by throwing her shoes at her - like, "..and take your damn shoes with you!"
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No, he was probably trying to physically hurt her. Let's not overthink it. Women's shoes smart.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (9NnWm)

173 Creepy lawyer is only 47? Looks older to me but I can't tell age for shit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (2DOZq)

174 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

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A (large) subset of women are attracted to power. A subset of that subset is of low intelligence. In turn a subset of that subset is physically attractive.

So - hot, borderline retarded, and turned on by power.

Exactly the perfect prey for a guy like Avenatti, when he swears up and down that he's gonna be President in a couple of years over lines of blow at a trendy nightclub.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

175 I didn't mean to, but it's just that son a bitch Trump and this war....

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (OD2ni)

176 95 Just want to put this out there: If anyone wants to financially control me, I'm available.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (xfb67)

---

Submit a resume.

heck, just submit...

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (NhgkA)

177 We are all Mareli now.

Her voice is our voice, and we must use it to speak.

Posted by: MJ at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (gAMkn)

178 After the Avenatti story got posted, the Surefire Intelligence Twitter account re-tweeted with a comment like "Surefire Intelligence strikes again!"

Because of this, the left believes this was all an intricate set-up by Wohl. Originally they believed there was no woman at all. Now they think Wohl paid her (because she's an actress, get it?!) to pretend to be abused and fink on CPL.

But they're super intelligent very serious people.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

179
Those Baltic states churn out some tall, pretty ladies. I dated a tall Latvian gal once. Very pretty, cool girl. She hated Russians.
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That's only because of Trump's hateful nationalistic rhetoric!!!!

Posted by: CNN at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (C6xeQ)

180 He just went poof.

Posted by: The guy photographed next to Stalin. at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (VQcqz)

181 Not exactly. But if you have a woman, and she doesn't have any access to money, has to ask you for permission before she can buy anything, isn't allowed to control her own source income, pay her own bills... is essentially made to be dependent on you for her financial dealings, that's abuse.

Pure and simple.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (a2xio)

That would be a luxurious hell, no?

But I get it - you want to have your own modest income so you can pinch pennies according to your own taste.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (NMAzL)

182 159 She is speaking her truth, and is really compelling, which also makes her credible.

What does she have to gain from this?
Posted by: MJ

plus she's like a 9

Posted by: x at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (nFwvY)

183 >>Says that Kelly will receive $30 million payout (on top of whatever NBC has already paid her on her $69 million contract) to leave NBC.

Not a bad haul for a few months "work."

I take it as a win-win: NBC got her off Fox so that Tucker could shine AND then they got fleeced, alienated their staff and audience The cherry on top will be if she can't find a new tv gig. #Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

184 He just went poof.
Posted by: The guy photographed next to Stalin. at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (VQcqz)

Boof?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (NFEMn)

185 I am appearing as a character witness for the defense. Sen Teddy said he'll come with me.

Posted by: zombie Honorable Marion Barry at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (rFmwm)

186 After the Avenatti story got posted, the Surefire Intelligence Twitter account re-tweeted with a comment like "Surefire Intelligence strikes again!"

Because of this, the left believes this was all an intricate set-up by Wohl. Originally they believed there was no woman at all. Now they think Wohl paid her (because she's an actress, get it?!) to pretend to be abused and fink on CPL.
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Wait until they find out she's Estonian.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (C6xeQ)

187 I thought Minuitti was a band of little hispanic kids.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (dD8ry)

188 She needs to be heard.

There is no harm in letting her speak her truth.

Posted by: MJ at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (gAMkn)

189 you know who this helps.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (KP5rU)

190 140 OT, but would someone explain the "JM J. Acosta" name? I don't get it.
______________

There used to be a goofy comedian/actor (his schtick was that he was very stupid) named Jim J Bullock, who went by Jm J Bullock.

But I don't actually know if that's ace's reference or not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (fqUgw)

191

I'ma cutta beech.

Posted by: Michael A at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (RArYq)

192 188 In a string bikini.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (BXMxN)

193 And while I enjoy his contributions to the world spank bank, Hefner was pretty much a spoiled man-child asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

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I tried once to come up with the worst American ever. The one who did the most harm to the country. Hugh was a finalist

Posted by: buzzssaw90 at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (NhgkA)

194 No offense intended to the ettes, because they'd just shoot your ass, but I would think throwing shoes was a chick thing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

If a southern woman takes her shoes off while fighting with you, she's about to kick your ass and doesn't want to hurt her pretty shoes.
I think Puerto Rican women are known for throwing shoes IIRC.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (al6UK)

195 156 DM reporting that MeAgain Kelly is close to signing her exit deal with NBC. Says that Kelly will receive $30 million payout (on top of whatever NBC has already paid her on her $69 million contract) to leave NBC.
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Reminds one of the old joke about why men pay a hooker

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (9NnWm)

196 168 cpl, soon to be found dead in puddle of monkey piss after a tryst with his equals gone horribly wrong. damn shame.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (KP5rU)

So we are envisioning a Bob Crane ending for CPL?

I could see it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 20, 2018 03:06 PM (ycWCI)

197 190 Bullock is a also a homo I believe....

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:06 PM (BXMxN)

198 151 Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac

*****************************

Oh that's bullshit.

Nice guys don't finish at all!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (+dsLj)

Jesus. And people say I'M negative.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:06 PM (B8ZXh)

199 "Wait until they find out she's Estonian.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (C6xeQ) "

Oh they already have. You guessed it - Trump is paying Wohl to do all this, so of course he picked an actress from the former USSR. Putinnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)

200 LOL at actress

How dare you?!?
She was in Ocean's Eight, I'll have you know.
She was scenery, but still.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2018 03:06 PM (9qZ3S)

201
Guy can't pay the rent on leased office space. Chick for-hire picks up on the financial stuff and gets 'uppity'.

It's still the same old story.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (e7O7B)

202 Well she's kinda cute but clearly either a raving lunatic or dumb as a sack of wet mice. What kind of woman wants to shack up with creepy porn lawyer??? He must have great drugs or be super loose with his cash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

203 >>No, he was probably trying to physically hurt her. Let's not overthink it. Women's shoes smart.

Oh, he was definitely trying to hurt her, wasn't disputing that. IIRC, he abused his ex-wife, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (W+vEI)

204 I like that picture of her elbows on IMDB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (pUDQf)

205 He went by Jm J Bullock so as not to be confused with another famous dude named Jim Bullock. Also quite gay seeming. It's a very fitting name.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (9NnWm)

206 182 159 She is speaking her truth, and is really compelling, which also makes her credible.

What does she have to gain from this?
Posted by: MJ

plus she's like a 9
Posted by: x at November 20, 2018 03:05 PM (nFwvY)

Whereas Ford was a 0.9.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (IMdOQ)

207 Oh that's bullshit.

Nice guys don't finish at all!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (+dsLj)

Sure they do.

Just they only finish in the shower, or in a sock, or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (KUaJL)

208 Creepy lawyer is only 47? Looks older to me but I can't tell age for shit.
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Also I think he's actually like 4'7".

Call me elf one more time . . .

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (C6xeQ)

209 I had a dream the other night in which I moved to South Carolina and Lindsey Graham was taking me around to help me pick out a new hair dresser.

He made really excellent suggestions too!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

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I'm available if you dream of North Carolina

Posted by: John Edwards at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (NhgkA)

210 Cute shirt, was she even born in 1988? I doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+)

211 I think ace should make a play to be this girl's sugar daddy with all his sweet blog money.
Posted by: steevy

Baby, I can swear that I will never put you on a shelf.

Posted by: Ace, the Smooth Operator at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (rFmwm)

212 Miley, my lovely child, get off my lawn.

It's a JM J Bullock reference.

Also, get off my lawn.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (mf5HN)

I still don't get it.

Feel like a kid again!

*skips off AtC's lawn*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (NMAzL)

213 Guy can't pay the rent on leased office space. Chick for-hire picks up on the financial stuff and gets 'uppity'.

It's still the same old story.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (e7O7B)

The check bounced? "Actresses" get really upset about that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (IMdOQ)

214 I'd defend her pro bono if I weren't in prison.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, Model Democrat at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (hjaPQ)

215
Oh, he was definitely trying to hurt her, wasn't disputing that. IIRC, he abused his ex-wife, too.

Posted by: Lizzy
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She claims not physically. He was just verbally abusive.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (C6xeQ)

216 Pretty typical for a starting out actress,no doubt she has made a trip or two to the casting couch.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (BXMxN)

217 LAPD Detective: "What did you say to her after you gave her two black eyes, Mr Avenatti?"

Avenatti: "Nothing, I already told her twice!"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (0Ntuf)

218 he claims that it was all arranged by Jacob Wohl, the guy who allegedly was making up false claims of sexual harassment on Bob Mueller's part.

AllahPundit seriously entertained this possibility, because our NeverTrump betters are totally, totally against conspiracy theories.

Except for RussiaGate. Oh, and except for Avenatti's tales of set-ups and false-flags.
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

Oh for pity's sake.

Look, as we all know, I love my pet Clinton Unified Field Theory in which everything is Bill Clinton's fault, but, I, at least, am self aware enough to know that, really, no, it isn't.

Even though it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

219 Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (a2xio)

That would be a luxurious hell, no?

But I get it - you want to have your own modest income so you can pinch pennies according to your own taste.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:04 PM (NMAzL)

It's a fairly common tactic, for men, rich and poor, who want to control their wimminz. Also, the threat to put her out on the street (because it's MY house, beeyotch!)... if she doesn't know where she's going to lay her head tonight, because that's how you win "arguments" with her, then yeah, that's abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (a2xio)

220 197 190 Bullock is a also a homo I believe....
________________

lol, yeah that too. It's been so long since I've seen him that I forgot about that. It was mainly the stupid stuff that reminded me of Acosta.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (fqUgw)

221 I really think Avenatti saved Kavanaugh's nomination. A lot of Democrats do too.

So glad Stormy decided to hire him.

Posted by: Blago at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (UfkIY)

222 "Well she's kinda cute but clearly either a raving lunatic or dumb as a sack of wet mice. What kind of woman wants to shack up with creepy porn lawyer??? He must have great drugs or be super loose with his cash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)"

She's probably an anti-Trump true believer. CPL is suddenly famous, one of the most prominent Trump bashers, and people actually believe he has a shot at the White House. I'm sure she was far from the only bit of dumb Hollywood arm candy looking for a ride on the Slapahoe Express. Remember ace said that lots of Acela corridor thots were angling for some of that CPL dick.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

223 If there were a reliable way to get the Avenatti cooties off of her, I would definitely tell her of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (sjdRT)

224 Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

The trick is to stop being nice as your default setting. Be nice to those who have earned it or present themselves as worthy of respect. The rarer the item, the greater its value. Being nice to everybody all the time makes people take it, and you, for granted.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (J+mig)

225 I read that she is 20 and he is 47. So not only an abuser but likes to beat up young 'uns.
Posted by: Cheri at November 20, 2018 03:00 PM (oiNtH)

He should run for some sort of office in Alabama. It wouldn't surprise me if they'd elect him to be a senator merely because all the Republitards would sit out the election because of their head-up-ass scruples.

Yes, still angry about that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)

226 "Cute shirt, was she even born in 1988? I doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+) "

Not even close, she's like 20 or so.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

227 I believe I've said this before. Look at the photos of Mcslappabitch. He has this self satisfied smirk. I'd dislike him even if he weren't beating up women all over town. 12 year old mean girls in a middle school cafeteria hide their feelings better than this guy.

I knew a woman who was married to a man who had that look on his face. You knew as soon as you met him that he was a creep. Of course, it turned out that he was cheating on her and he was a cokehead.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (+lVUW)

228 @155

Vetoing pro-life legislation and ascribing to the leftist notions of what constitutes lawful self defense is totally conservative.

Or so I've been told by the campus conservative elite who were totally not behind the take out of Milo who was horning in on their racket.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (qxq6t)

229 She looks like the chick in Daredevil. The one that's crying all the time.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (kI/3T)

230 Estonian actresses, they're not just a dessert topping, they're also a floor polish!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (H7LIz)

231 224 Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

The trick is to stop being nice as your default setting. Be nice to those who have earned it or present themselves as worthy of respect. The rarer the item, the greater its value. Being nice to everybody all the time makes people take it, and you, for granted.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (J+mig)

When you're right, you're right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (B8ZXh)

232 Remember ace said that lots of Acela corridor thots were angling for some of that CPL dick.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

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Yup. You've gotta have a sub-90 IQ to believe CPL would ever be President, but lucky for him, a lot of aspiring actresses are really, really dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

233 229 She looks like the chick in Daredevil. The one that's crying all the time.

John Boehner?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 03:12 PM (H7LIz)

234 Person A: My wife is the best. She's the best woman in the world!

CPL Avenetti: You can't beat my woman!

Person A: Sure I can, my wife is the best!!

CPL Avenetti: No, you don't understand, I said you can't BEAT my woman... that's MY job!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:12 PM (a2xio)

235 Creepy lawyer is only 47? Looks older to me but I can't tell age for shit.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (2DOZq)

His portrait photo features a square-jawed machoness, but when you see him talk, he just looks like a jerk. No escaping that. Even lefty women aren't attracted to that.

He's a shitty sugar daddy who can't pay his own bills, let alone some broad's.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:12 PM (NMAzL)

236 I'm also pretty sure that Mcslappabitch looks at himself in the mirror a lot. And he probably goes to the same gym as Carlos Danger.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2018 03:12 PM (+lVUW)

237 Believe all punching bags.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:12 PM (HvnWk)

238 If he ends up losing his law career Avenetti could open a sea food restaurant and become a creepy prawn lawyer.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (nBr1j)

239 I don't like the cut of his jacket.
There shouldn't be that much gathering/creasing when you button it.

Posted by: Margarita, fashion critic at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (Rxduq)

240 205 He went by Jm J Bullock so as not to be confused with another famous dude named Jim Bullock. Also quite gay seeming. It's a very fitting name.
Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:07 PM (9NnWm)

Monroe!!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Knight at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (7HtZB)

241 Creep Porn Lawyer is also shitty at domestic violence.

Ask Keith Ellison how to teach a woman respect.

/s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (bcbK8)

242 Fire Powell!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (s0pjO)

243 A 20 year old wearing a shirt with G'n'R on it is like me wearing a shirt with freaking Benny Goodman's Germany '44 tour of the war zone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

244 "You knew as soon as you met him that he was a creep."
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I wish people wouldn't say shit like this.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Model Democrat at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

245 It's cool, once CPL has to fire for bankruptcy and is officially laughed out of the 2020 primaries, the dumb Hollywood trim will run from him faster than his hairline did.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (oZ6kz)

246 Ya ain't supposed to 'fight' women. Pretty simple. The rule was you could only hit them if they were coming at you with a knife or other deadly object, otherwise you were supposed to take it like a man till their anger burned off.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

247
Just want to put this out there: If anyone wants to financially control me, I'm available.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 20, 2018 02:56 PM (xfb67)

Sounds great. Why don't you stand over there next to my ficus tree?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (nmwc5)

248 Look, as we all know, I love my pet Clinton Unified Field Theory in which everything is Bill Clinton's fault, but, I, at least, am self aware enough to know that, really, no, it isn't.

Even though it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (mf5HN)

It can't all be Bill Clinton's fault.

At least some of it is Hillary's.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (J+mig)

249 BTW, Jim Acosta's actual name is Abilio James Acosta.

Abilio is a Portugese name that means "expert" or "able." lol.

Little Jimbo's parents apparently didn't have the gift of foresight.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (fqUgw)

250 It's a fairly common tactic, for men, rich and poor, who want to control their wimminz. Also, the threat to put her out on the street (because it's MY house, beeyotch!)... if she doesn't know where she's going to lay her head tonight, because that's how you win "arguments" with her, then yeah, that's abuse.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (a2xio)

Maybe this varies by state, but I don't think you're allowed to throw someone out of their home without some kind of notice.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NMAzL)

251 "A 20 year old wearing a shirt with G'n'R on it is like me wearing a shirt with freaking Benny Goodman's Germany '44 tour of the war zone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+) "

Don't diss my fucking sweet Dave Clark Five tee, man.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

252 Nice guys finish last.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

The trick is to stop being nice as your default setting. Be nice to
those who have earned it or present themselves as worthy of respect.
The rarer the item, the greater its value. Being nice to everybody all
the time makes people take it, and you, for granted.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (J+mig)

There's a difference between being nice and being kind.

And yes, there are all sorts of women who will respond to guys who treat them like shet. If you want that type of woman, they're out there.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (a2xio)

253 If he ends up losing his law career Avenetti could open a sea food restaurant and become a creepy prawn lawyer.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem

aw, that's cute; you think that this is bad, for a lawyer.

Posted by: The Bar is not high at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (rFmwm)

254 226 "Cute shirt, was she even born in 1988? I doubt it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+) "

Not even close, she's like 20 or so.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

Well she should take it off, then.

Slowly.

While making eye contact...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

255
"...looking for a ride on the Slapahoe Express."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

*tears in eyes*

Pure poetry, man.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (7Fa8Y)

256 231 224 Nice guys finish last.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 02:59 PM (B8ZXh)

The trick is to stop being nice as your default setting. Be nice to those who have earned it or present themselves as worthy of respect. The rarer the item, the greater its value. Being nice to everybody all the time makes people take it, and you, for granted.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:10 PM (J+mig)

When you're right, you're right.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (B8ZXh)

the other trick is ALWAYS be willing to walk away.

ALWAYS... and let them know it.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NgKpN)

257 227 I believe I've said this before. Look at the photos of Mcslappabitch. He has this self satisfied smirk. I'd dislike him even if he weren't beating up women all over town. 12 year old mean girls in a middle school cafeteria hide their feelings better than this guy.

I knew a woman who was married to a man who had that look on his face. You knew as soon as you met him that he was a creep. Of course, it turned out that he was cheating on her and he was a cokehead.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (+lVUW)

He looks like Murr from "Impractical Jokers"

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (7HtZB)

258 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (a2xio)

I don't disagree with any of those points. I have a lot of sympathy for spouses or baby mamas who are in that kind of relationship. My comment was mostly snark, but I do have less sympathy for this situation because I think this is a sugar daddy situation. If you want to sign up for that, fine, but if you want to keep your financial autonomy then don't.

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (t2AQi)

259 Just want to put this out there: If anyone wants to financially control me, I'm available.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe
=======
That work is already in progress.

Posted by: The Uniparty at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (C6xeQ)

260 He's a shitty sugar daddy who can't pay his own bills, let alone some broad's.

Well that's what I don't get, the guy is more in debt than the drummer in that bar band that is about to get a contract, honest and sleeps on your couch. He's about as hot as a wino under a bridge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

261 Creepy lawyer is only 47? Looks older to me but I can't tell age for shit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 20, 2018 03:03 PM (2DOZq)
.............

I moisturize twice a day.

Posted by: CPL - I moisturize twice a day at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (HgMAr)

262 I still don't get it.

Feel like a kid again!

*skips off AtC's lawn*
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:08 PM (NMAzL)

Fly, my pretties.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (mf5HN)

263 It's a fairly common tactic, for men, rich and poor,
who want to control their wimminz. Also, the threat to put her out on
the street (because it's MY house, beeyotch!)... if she doesn't know
where she's going to lay her head tonight, because that's how you win
"arguments" with her, then yeah, that's abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (a2xio)

Maybe this varies by state, but I don't think you're allowed to throw someone out of their home without some kind of notice.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NMAzL)

Right, I think that's fairly universal. But the gals don't always know this. If he's paying the bills, and he threatens to toss her out, she will sometimes make nice, comply, and walk on eggshells keeping him from threatening to throw her out.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (a2xio)

264 Wearing tour shirts from shows your dad went to see in college is kinda weird, is all I'm saying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

265 Does CNN pay for appearances?

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:16 PM (BXMxN)

266 and I want to make it clear.. I agree this CPL POS is abusive.

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (t2AQi)

267 Eventually, useful idiots are no longer useful.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (88+cf)

268 Maybe I'm cynical, and have lived too long already, but am I the only one getting a whiff of a transactional relationship here?

I don't get a sense of the course of true love going awry. Quite the contrary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (Ibwur)

269 BTW ace some of the pictures in my link at 14 are more...good for the morons.

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (BXMxN)

270 Ya ain't supposed to 'fight' women.

What if I just hit em hard with a pillow a few times, and drag their butt around a bit?

No?

Is throwing shoes out too?

What are we talking about? Me, right?

Posted by: CPL at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (9qZ3S)

271 That reminds me. I was called for jury duty. Some big asbestos case.

We were all called in, one at a time. They were intrigued by my calling the civil court system "a racket". Siting next to the judge, I recalled the Amtrak fiasco and the GM ignition outrage that resulted in death, maiming, one poor woman losing her fiance in a car crash while she was driving, and then being convicted of killing him. Because of a fault that GM knew about. She was the only one to go to jail over it.

I was excused. They claimed that it was because I was in the military in the 80s, and may have been exposed.

Yeah, let's go with that.

Posted by: The Bar is not high at November 20, 2018 03:18 PM (rFmwm)

272 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:01 PM (a2xio)

I don't disagree with any of those points. I have a lot of sympathy
for spouses or baby mamas who are in that kind of relationship. My
comment was mostly snark, but I do have less sympathy for this situation
because I think this is a sugar daddy situation. If you want to sign
up for that, fine, but if you want to keep your financial autonomy then
don't.

Posted by: not the mama at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (t2AQi)

Yes yes, I'm all about the snarkery here, with this piece of shite. He should rot in hell.

Since this is going to court now though, this is likely to be part of the case. If he's using financial controlling against her, it won't play well in court.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:18 PM (a2xio)

273 Well that's what I don't get, the guy is more in debt than the drummer in that bar band that is about to get a contract, honest and sleeps on your couch. He's about as hot as a wino under a bridge
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

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That's what I was saying upthread - I bet this poor, daft little thing believed his boasts about rising to political power. It's the ONLY thing that explains. Without that, he's nothin' but a sorry-ass, abusive, broke-as-a-joke middle aged sleazebag lawyer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

274 Trump ruined Porny Daniels' career and now he's trying to destroy Avenaughty's career. That beast!

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at November 20, 2018 03:18 PM (fq72/)

275
Well that's what I don't get, the guy is more in debt than the drummer in that bar band that is about to get a contract, honest and sleeps on your couch. He's about as hot as a wino under a bridge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:15 PM

The Hemingway line I've adopted as my current nic is all you need to know about how things in life turn when financials are bad... gradually, then suddenly. You can pretend for a while, blow a little smoke up peoples ass, but in the end... you're toast.

Ask me, I'll tell you. Been there. Though I'd rather not.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (e7O7B)

276 It's a fairly common tactic, for men, rich and poor,
who want to control their wimminz. Also, the threat to put her out on
the street (because it's MY house, beeyotch!)... if she doesn't know
where she's going to lay her head tonight, because that's how you win
"arguments" with her, then yeah, that's abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (a2xio)

Man, being a shitbag seems like a lot of work. Way too much effort and energy to constantly have to reign her in.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (KUaJL)

277 Remember that even though Avenatti owes just about everybody a nice chunk of change right now, he was apparently living pretty high on the hog, driving race cars in the UAE and yachting and shit. So I'm sure he threw some dosh at this little Estonian minx.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

278 He looks like Murr from "Impractical Jokers"

Does anyone else get the vibe that Murr is actually a raging dick in real life? Especially now that he has money and gets recognized?

Is it just me?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (9qZ3S)

279 Man, I'm CPL's age, and that dude looks older than me. Or maybe it's that I just look young (which has been remarked many times). Kinda skews my age perception, that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, f*** the judiciary at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (AM1GF)

280 270
Ya ain't supposed to 'fight' women.

What if I just hit em hard with a pillow a few times, and drag their butt around a bit?

No?

Is throwing shoes out too?

What are we talking about? Me, right?

Posted by: CPL at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (9qZ3S)
The soft cushions? With all the stuffing in one end?

Posted by: Hispanic Inquisition at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

281 Maybe this varies by state, but I don't think you're allowed to throw someone out of their home without some kind of notice.

Posted by: Miley,

Can't throw an assaultive reported outta your house without notice either.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:20 PM (2El4P)

282 I don't get a sense of the course of true love going awry. Quite the contrary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (Ibwur)

I think things are gonna turn out ok in the end for those crazy kids. They'll make it work somehow. Guess I'm just a romantic that way.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2018 03:20 PM (IqOTP)

283 I am glad to know I'm not the only one who finds the cut of his jacket just awful.

Maybe this varies by state, but I don't think you're allowed to throw someone out of their home without some kind of notice.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NMAzL)

Ah, but that's the key. It's not their home. The house is in the guy's name (we'll assume guy for this) and he bought it before they were married or were together so it's not HER house in any way at all! It's HIS house and GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

Yeah, it happens. It even happens in states where there are protections against that because nearly always the women do not know their rights.

Again, I've seen women do this to men too. It may be more common with men doing it to women but women do it too.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:20 PM (mf5HN)

284 I find him extremely attractive. Like Anthony, but with a better nose.

Posted by: Kirsten Powers at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

285 Look, as we all know, I love my pet Clinton Unified Field Theory in which everything is Bill Clinton's fault, but, I, at least, am self aware enough to know that, really, no, it isn't.

Even though it is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM

CUFT is acronymically challenged.

You can do better.

C+

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (ctuyM)

286 She saw him on TV. That's enough for her.

The quality of brains in H'Wood is low. Very low.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (HvnWk)

287 230 Estonian actresses, they're not just a dessert topping, they're also a floor polish!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 03:11 PM (H7LIz)

*** wipes drink off screen ***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (uDcBt)

288 "She claims he grabbed the phone out of her hand ... and started screaming for help out of a window."

Wait, what? HE started screaming for help? What, did he think he could frame himself as the victim?

Posted by: certs at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (94PeS)

289 >>Remember that even though Avenatti owes just about everybody a nice chunk of change right now, he was apparently living pretty high on the hog, driving race cars in the UAE and yachting and shit. So I'm sure he threw some dosh at this little Estonian minx.

Well, someone was paying him to represent Stormy and the cray-cray lady who claimed Kav facilitated gangrape on weekend.

No way he represented them pro bono.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (W+vEI)

290

EM SPLOOGE MOOGLY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (GEhPL)

291 I don't like the cut of his jacket.
There shouldn't be that much gathering/creasing when you button it.

Posted by: Margarita, fashion critic at November 20, 2018 03:13 PM (Rxduq)
...........

It's all wrinkled, like he just pulled it out of a suitcase.

Posted by: wth - Honduran gusano at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

292 So, Avenatti tried to deport an Estonian immigrant from his house using force?

Hmmm. . .

Posted by: Not the Optimal Narrative at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (H7LIz)

293 I've thrown shoes before.
It was a wooden clog.
At a doctor.
It was a warning shot.

Never had trouble with him again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (d7Ww2)

294 Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (e7O7B)

Life changes for the better the same way. It feels like your toil and effort is fruitless. You keep slamming your head into the wall, and then, suddenly, with no warning, it gives.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (J+mig)

295 Mr. Avenatti has nothing but the highest respect for women, he called her a bitch, a male patriarch supremacist would have called her a cunt.

Posted by: Women's March at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (0Ntuf)

296 It was pretty obvious the guy was an asshole with anger issues before the beating stuff came to light.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

297 I thought it was CPL Avenatti, Esq.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (9rXxD)

298 In Farenheit 451 the guys burning books were called "Firemen".

Posted by: Johnnie Salami at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MI4vF)

299 183 >>Says that Kelly will receive $30 million payout (on top of whatever NBC has already paid her on her $69 million contract) to leave NBC.

Not a bad haul for a few months "work."

Wow. If I were lucky enough to make that kind of money for spouting my opinion on tv, I would take it and get a nice spread in Wyoming and stay away from the rest of civilization as much as possible.

Posted by: April at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (OX9vb)

300 "Hey baby, I'm running for President. Wanna see my cigar?" - simulated dippy eastern euro chick call.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

301 >>Look, as we all know, I love my pet Clinton Unified Field Theory in which everything is Bill Clinton's fault, but, I, at least, am self aware enough to know that, really, no, it isn't.

I was surprised to discover the Clintons' Avenatti connection. Not from some obscure rightwing blogger, but Buzzfeed. You cannot satire them, eh?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9eknjqs

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

302 I don't get it. The women of Eastern European decent I know would just as soon cut a guy. I don't understand the younger generation.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (gmo/4)

303 Has CNN disavowed this girlfriend beating and Avenatti?

Posted by: MAGA at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (SYFXW)

304 268 Maybe I'm cynical, and have lived too long already, but am I the only one getting a whiff of a transactional relationship here?

I don't get a sense of the course of true love going awry. Quite the contrary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:17 PM (Ibwur)

I get the sense that Avenatti is the kind of loathsome scumbag who has to pay an attractive woman to live with him because otherwise he couldn't shack up with a syphilitic baboon just using his personality as an attraction.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

305 Maybe there's still time for me to appear with the Kardashians?

Posted by: CPL at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (vtcmf)

306 It was pretty obvious the guy was an asshole with anger issues before the beating stuff came to light.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

------

I'm an asshole with anger issues. I've never hit a woman though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

307 My guess: this relationship is but a few months old, and involved cash transactions. Until Sugar Ray ran out of cash. Hence the arguments about money.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (VP1E6)

308 It's a fairly common tactic, for men, rich and poor,

who want to control their wimminz. Also, the threat to put her out on

the street (because it's MY house, beeyotch!)... if she doesn't know

where she's going to lay her head tonight, because that's how you win

"arguments" with her, then yeah, that's abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:09 PM (a2xio)

Man, being a shitbag seems like a lot of work. Way too much effort and energy to constantly have to reign her in.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:19 PM (KUaJL)

Yes. Having worked in this field, we are generally not talking about happy men.

As a caveat, it must always be noted, some men who are abusive are straight up sociopaths, and none of this stuff bothers them, but the ones who are desperately trying to control their ladies, it's a constant chore they don't tend to enjoy for anything more than brief, fleeting moments.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (a2xio)

309 298 In Farenheit 451 the guys burning books were called "Firemen".

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN NEW YORK WE HAVE FIREMEN WHO PUT FIRES OUT.

Posted by: ALEXANDRA OCCASIO CORTEZ at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (H7LIz)

310 In Farenheit 451 the guys burning books were called "Firemen".

Posted by: Johnnie Salami at November 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MI4vF)

There's going to be a fire.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (gmo/4)

311 I get the sense that Avenatti is the kind of loathsome scumbag who has to pay an attractive woman to live with him because otherwise he couldn't shack up with a syphilitic baboon just using his personality as an attraction.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

Thank god, I'm on mute during this conference call. I just lost it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (KUaJL)

312 I think the old saying; if you owe the bank 10,000 you're in trouble.

If you owe the bank 10,000,000 dollars, the banks in trouble.

He may be so far in hock that no one wants to cut him off for fear of the rush to take him to court and everyone gets the shaft.

They're hoping the DNC or CNN or some other alphabet org hires him or gives him money for some reason and he can pay his bills again.

I'd say they're on a losing streak since his business address just went bye bye. Now where to send the bills? And the Notice of service letters.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:26 PM (HvnWk)

313 CUFT is acronymically challenged.

You can do better.

C+
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2018 03:21 PM (ctuyM)

Clinton Unified Nastiness Theorem?

Posted by: The Three AMIGOS! at November 20, 2018 03:26 PM (wCmLp)

314 -
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Can't throw an assaultive reported outta your house without notice either.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:20 PM

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After shoving women around, I enjoy a relaxing assaultif.

Posted by: CPL New Spokesman for Schlitz Malt Liquor at November 20, 2018 03:26 PM (pMGkg)

315 And yeah, I called this guy being a battering shit-bag right after he first crawled out of the sewers but it was such an easy call that I'm not exactly expecting the Sherlock Holmes Medal of Superior Deduction.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)

316 His jacket? I'm seein a man who's wearing a jacket he bought when he was at least a belt size smaller than he is in the photo. Look at the pucker on the button. Boy couldn't do up two buttons on that baby even if he had em.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

317 I'd say they're on a losing streak since his business address just went bye bye. Now where to send the bills? And the Notice of service letters.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:26 PM (HvnWk)

To the trunk of some Buick in an airport parking lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (VP1E6)

318 otherwise he couldn't shack up with a syphilitic baboon just using his personality as an attraction.
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I think you'd be surprised just how many syphilitic baboons vote democrat.

Posted by: The Uniparty at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (C6xeQ)

319 Do you know why it was so expensive for NBC to pay Megan Kelly to go away?

Because it was worth it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (H7LIz)

320 I saw her on IMDB she is quite the cutie.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7796160/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)
**Meh, she has pointy weenus beside I'm partial to Brunettes.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (xqfqx)

321 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN NEW YORK WE HAVE FIREMEN WHO PUT FIRES OUT.
Posted by: ALEXANDRA OCCASIO CORTEZ at November 20, 2018 03:25 PM (H7LIz)

I think to stretch the BEN meme to Goofy, it needs !!!!!111!!ELEVENTY!! added in her case.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (9rXxD)

322 I can kind of envision how this turned out.

Avenetti comes home after the Stormy thing fizzles out, desperate for cash because Guido and Ivan are knocking on his door. The government seizes the law firm's cash and he's looking at selling his butt plug collection when in comes the 20 year old sneering at him for his tiny weenie and demanding that mercedes he promised. Pow goes mister fist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

323 They're hoping the DNC or CNN or some other alphabet org hires him or gives him money for some reason and he can pay his bills again.

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I'm always here for a Leftist in good standing. So are the Courts, for that matter.

Avenatti's problem is that he embarrassed the Party with Swetnick, and was too ambitious. Now he has to pay.

Posted by: GoFundMe at November 20, 2018 03:28 PM (AzW6q)

324 Life changes for the better the same way. It feels like your toil and effort is fruitless. You keep slamming your head into the wall, and then, suddenly, with no warning, it gives.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (J+mig)

Your skull, not the wall.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

325 In Farenheit 451 the guys burning books were called "Firemen".

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IN NEW YORK WE HAVE FIREMEN WHO PUT FIRES OUT.
Posted by: ALEXANDRA OCCASIO CORTEZ

Golf clap.
Ben Whataburger socking Occasional Cortex.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:29 PM (2El4P)

326 i guess if i want to stay on the cutting edge of t-shirt style, i need a small faces t-shirt. wait a minute......... fuck!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:29 PM (KP5rU)

327 Remember AllahPundit didn't suck?

Me neither. too long ago.

Posted by: FretlessT at November 20, 2018 03:30 PM (jbzAs)

328 40 11 The cute chicks always seem to have a thing for the creepazoids.

Posted by: West at November 20, 2018 02:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

This has always confused the shit out of me. We're always told to be nice guys, then they go for the assholes. I should have become a curmudgeonly grump earlier in my life.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
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The only thing I can think of is that we are hardwired to find a protector. On some visceral level, obnoxious assholes must be perceived as being better able to protect us than nice guys (who finish last, you know).

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 20, 2018 03:30 PM (vkS2Z)

329 If anyone wants to financially control me, I'm available.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

With a handle like you have you advertise on a site for people with a foot fetish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (AllCR)

330 318 otherwise he couldn't shack up with a syphilitic baboon just using his personality as an attraction.
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I think you'd be surprised just how many syphilitic baboons vote democrat.
Posted by: The Uniparty at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (C6xeQ)

So, there are a lot of syphilitic baboons casting votes? What do they do when they go to the polls?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

331 Allahpundit doesn't suck.

He blows.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (HvnWk)

332 Ted Kennedy was almost President and he killed a woman.

I think this improves his chances for 2020.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (PvCxa)

333 My gosh, how old is that girl? She looks young enough to be his daughter. Or my daughter.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (U5tDi)

334 Allahpundit had his moments but his overuse of that awful Palin wink picture among other things revealed his utter assholishness

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (9NnWm)

335 327
Remember AllahPundit didn't suck?

Me neither. too long ago.

Posted by: FretlessT at November 20, 2018 03:30 PM (jbzAs)
Nah, he's just a man of principles, which could be adjusted according to market prices.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

336 320 I saw her on IMDB she is quite the cutie.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7796160/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2018 02:47 PM (BXMxN)
**Meh, she has pointy weenus beside I'm partial to Brunettes.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2018 03:27 PM (xqfqx)

Screen door, hurricane...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (NgKpN)

337 The government seizes the law firm's cash and he's looking at selling his butt plug collection when in comes the 20 year old sneering at him for his tiny weenie and demanding that mercedes he promised.
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He's was looking to hock some of her stuff. Like some of the goodies he gave her. He needs cash. His credit is dead. He's in free fall.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (WKD+O)

338 331 Allahpundit doesn't suck.

He blows.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (HvnWk)

Goats.

I have proof.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

339 That reminds me of my favorite lawyer joke:

What do lawyers use for contraception?

Their personalities.

If it weren't for the money, a lot of lawyers would die without issue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (H5knJ)

340 " I saw her on IMDB she is quite the cutie. "

Looks like the smarter sister of the girl from Hunger Games.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (cqNba)

341
So, there are a lot of syphilitic baboons casting votes? What do they do when they go to the polls?

mail-in ballots, silly

Posted by: Brenda Snipes at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (ZQfW9)

342 How old is she?. She looks young enough to be his daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)

343 He may be so far in hock that no one wants to cut him off for fear of the rush to take him to court and everyone gets the shaft.

I don't think he's that far in debt. He's in the "desperately avoiding phone calls and one step ahead of the collectors" zone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

344 I dont have anger issues, but my asshole does

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (bW8Ua)

345 331; he can do both. i saw it on the simpson's once. or, maybe it was pron.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

346 Hopefully, CPL doesn't already have a daughter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

347 Golf clap.
Ben Whataburger socking Occasional Cortex.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:29 PM (2El4P)
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It says something when someone makes Ben Worthlessburger look smart.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (U5tDi)

348 Ted Kennedy was almost President and he killed a woman.

I think this improves his chances for 2020.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (PvCxa)

Meh. She's still alive.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (z79tQ)

349 Bluebell and I were thinking alike.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (AllCR)

350 243 A 20 year old wearing a shirt with G'n'R on it is like me wearing a shirt with freaking Benny Goodman's Germany '44 tour of the war zone.

That'd be kinda cool, though

Posted by: April at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (OX9vb)

351 324 Life changes for the better the same way. It feels like your toil and effort is fruitless. You keep slamming your head into the wall, and then, suddenly, with no warning, it gives.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 20, 2018 03:22 PM (J+mig)

Your skull, not the wall.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

Now who's being optimistic?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

352 No wonder I've never heard of her. The biggest film she was in was Ocean's 8 which I didn't see and she wasn't even credited.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (39g3+)

353 -
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So, there are a lot of syphilitic baboons casting votes? What do they do when they go to the polls?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM

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Doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Dem. vote "fixers" at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (pMGkg)

354 Pretty simple, she was putting up with Avenatti in exchange for getting to lead a millionaire lifestyle.

He doesn't have have the money to do that anymore, and is lashing out, because he is realizing that he isn't going to be boffing hot chicks without money.

It was hilarious when he explained he didn't have to pay the back rent on his law office, because he had an "oral agreement" with the landlord that superseded his written lease.

Watching him fall into the gutter will be fun.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (TEv5V)

355 Bongino saw him at some function after Slappy had challenged Trump Jr to a couple of rounds in The Octagon. Dan says CPL weighs "maybe a buck twenty-five, soaking wet".

He's a huge pussy. He probably thought he was a formidable opponent whilst wielding those pillows.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (BfOXk)

356 don't think he's that far in debt.
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Personal five million dollar judgment against him.

Week or so ago, evicted from his office for failure to pay rent - back rent 213,000. His line of credit is dead.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (WKD+O)

357 I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (9rXxD)

358 Sure baboons are cute when they come up to your car as you drive through the jungle but the buggers will rip your face off if you get too close.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

359 AP is the gossip girl of Hot Air.

Every single post goes like this:

Gossip from unnamed sources
Reference to earlier blog post on it
Wild speculation
Serious if true you guys
Church lady face admonish to the Right

Posted by: MJ at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (gAMkn)

360 Remember [when] AllahPundit didn't suck?

No. He has always sucked.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (hrcfq)

361 Bluebell and I were thinking alike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2018 03:33 PM (AllCR)
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We were indeed. Great minds and all. I have three daughters and she looks like she could be one of them, age-wise. It's horrifying.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (U5tDi)

362 So, there are a lot of syphilitic baboons casting votes? What do they do when they go to the polls?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

they fling poo all over the ballots, and then Broward County counts each turd as a Nelson vote.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (bW8Ua)

363 Avenatti? I thought that was Jean Luc Picard

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)

364 Another slice of scum broken on the Rock of Trump.

Truly the heavens smile upon GEOTUS Trump, bearer of the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

365 Maybe this varies by state, but I don't think you're allowed to throw someone out of their home without some kind of notice.

Poste by: Miley
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Allowed by who?

Posted by: Judge Kamehameha, self AHigh Priest of Everything at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (9NnWm)

366 why is everyone talking about mooch?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

367 No wonder I've never heard of her. The biggest film she was in was Ocean's 8 which I didn't see and she wasn't even credited.

Hollywood has thousands of beautiful women like her, only a handful of whom will be successful actresses. For the others, if they're lucky, they marry a rich man; and if not, they go into porn.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (TEv5V)

368 CPL could turn this all around if he just claims she's a 'Nazi.'

It's okay to hit them, they tell me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

369
I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM

well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2018 03:36 PM (ZQfW9)

370 I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (9rXxD)

Close it up! We're done here!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 20, 2018 03:36 PM (z79tQ)

371 We'll know when he socks an actress.Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (9rXxD)

LMFAO

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:36 PM (9NnWm)

372 I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (9rXxD)

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LOL

Posted by: GoFundMe at November 20, 2018 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

373 I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM

Threadwinner

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (KUaJL)

374 He's was looking to hock some of her stuff. Like some of the goodies he gave her. He needs cash. His credit is dead. He's in free fall.

Posted by: simplemind at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (WKD+O)

Maybe Stormy could give him some tips on pole dancing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

375 "Close it up! We're done here!"

Yeh...pretty much.

*Tears up ticket, walks out door*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (cqNba)

376 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

Or a White Supremacist.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (HvnWk)

377 Dammit! When IS it okay to hit a woman!

Posted by: Big Mikey Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (37IEG)

378 That reminds me of my favorite lawyer joke:

What do lawyers use for contraception?

Their personalities.

If it weren't for the money, a lot of lawyers would die without issue.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Three. The rest are narratives.

Posted by: The Bar is not high at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (rFmwm)

379 339 That reminds me of my favorite lawyer joke:

What do lawyers use for contraception?

Their personalities.

If it weren't for the money, a lot of lawyers would die without issue.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (H5knJ)

I'm just going to walk away from this one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

380 367 No wonder I've never heard of her. The biggest film she was in was Ocean's 8 which I didn't see and she wasn't even credited.

Hollywood has thousands of beautiful women like her, only a handful of whom will be successful actresses. For the others, if they're lucky, they marry a rich man; and if not, they go into porn.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (TEv5V)

This was the #1 reason I thought about moving to LA and attending UCLA.

I wonder how life would have changed if I had.

I'd probably still have been a gamer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

381 358 Sure baboons are cute when they come up to your car as you drive through the jungle but the buggers will rip your face off if you get too close.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

But how are they getting syphilis?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

382 "My gosh, how old is that girl? She looks young enough to be his daughter. Or my daughter.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:31 PM (U5tDi) "

He has a daughter close to her age.

I bet he spies on her sleepovers like Spacey in American Beauty.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

383 the avenatti was a loser for studebaker, too. couldn't save em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (KP5rU)

384 No wonder I've never heard of her. The biggest film she was in was Ocean's 8 which I didn't see and she wasn't even credited.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That's called scenery.
You are the person standing in the checkout line when the star walks by and the camera pans across you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (2El4P)

385
Dammit! When IS it okay to hit a woman!

Posted by: Big Mikey Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM

it's.....complicated

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (ZQfW9)

386 381 358 Sure baboons are cute when they come up to your car as you drive through the jungle but the buggers will rip your face off if you get too close.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

But how are they getting syphilis?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM (RD7QR)

It's that buggery.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (nBr1j)

387 Sure baboons are cute when they come up to your car as you drive through the jungle but the buggers will rip your face off if you get too close.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM (nBr1j)

But how are they getting syphilis?
Posted by: joncelli

Slut baboons.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:39 PM (2El4P)

388 -
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I bet Avenatti is a lurker on this blog.

We'll know when he socks an actress.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2018 03:34 PM

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Kudos to you, sir.

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2018 03:39 PM (pMGkg)

389 He has a daughter close to her age.

I bet he spies on her sleepovers like Spacey in American Beauty.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)
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Ugh ugh ugh ugh yuck.

In happier news, you go tape a week from tomorrow, right? Good luck!

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:39 PM (U5tDi)

390 You are the person standing in the checkout line when the star walks by and the camera pans across you.

Literally, she was just a person at a gala heh. Wonder if she's ever had a speaking part?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:40 PM (39g3+)

391 'Pretty Blond' #3,247,896.

We'll call you.

Posted by: Casting Agents at November 20, 2018 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

392 385
Dammit! When IS it okay to hit a woman!

Posted by: Big Mikey Avenatti at November 20, 2018 03:37 PM

it's.....complicated
Posted by: Ike Turner at November 20, 2018 03:38 PM (ZQfW9)

No it isn't....

Posted by: Sean Connery.... at November 20, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)

393 It says something when someone makes Ben Worthlessburger look smart.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:32 PM (U5tDi)
...........

BEN is not smart? He's always explaining jokes to me.

Posted by: wth - Honduran gusano at November 20, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

394 so what is our new chad, shitlord AG doing?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (7J5t2)

395 366 why is everyone talking about mooch?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

She "wrote" an autobiography that she probably never read, much less "wrote." Anyway, it's book tour time so we're going to hear about her fabulous wonderfulness for a time.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

396 Hollywood has thousands of beautiful women like her, only a handful of whom will be successful actresses. For the others, if they're lucky, they marry a rich man; and if not, they go into porn.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (TEv5V)

Or end up hooking. Which is what I think we're looking at here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (dBiBP)

397 I bet he spies on her sleepovers like Spacey in American Beauty.

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But, unlike Spacey, he may not get to choose whether or not he lives his life as a gay man for much longer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (AzW6q)

398 So he has two daughters. One is 16 - not sure if she's the younger or older. Wiki just calls both teenagers.

Has a very young son, too. Dad of the year!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)

399 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (cqNba)

400 It really shows how low CNN is when they're covering up for this shitheel.

Most lawyers wipe stuff like him off their shoes every day.

He's lower than an ambulance chaser.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (HvnWk)

401 Sorry, Pretty Blond Hitlers, we're only seeing Chubby Chinese Hitlers today.

Posted by: Casting Agents at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

402 "In happier news, you go tape a week from tomorrow, right? Good luck!

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2018 03:39 PM (U5tDi) "

I do, and thanks!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (oZ6kz)

403 CPL - Tucker really got that shot in the bullseye.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

404 Romaine lettuce is not safe, per the CDC. Avoid until further notice.

Thanks lettuce pickers! Shitting in the fields Americans won't shit in!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2018 03:42 PM (2El4P)

405 Sock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2018 03:43 PM (VQcqz)

406 Has a very young son, too. Dad of the year!

Well I mean he's Italian, they're kinda hardwired to breed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

407 398 So he has two daughters. One is 16 - not sure if she's the younger or older. Wiki just calls both teenagers.

Has a very young son, too. Dad of the year!
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?

He's repulsive. poor kids. I hope they move far, far away and change their names.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2018 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)

408 I was an extra in Deeds. But I'll never admit to it.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2018 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

409 Avenatti? I thought that was Jean Luc Picard

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)
............

in a jacket they lent him to get in the restaurant.

Posted by: wth - Honduran gusano at November 20, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

410 No wonder I've never heard of her. The biggest film she was in was Ocean's 8 which I didn't see and she wasn't even credited.

She has quite a few films on '18 Anal'

Posted by: Michael A at November 20, 2018 03:45 PM (RArYq)

411 Hollywood has thousands of beautiful women like her, only a handful of whom will be successful actresses. For the others, if they're lucky, they marry a rich man; and if not, they go into porn.

A family friend graduated from college, and went to LA to be in the movies. The high point of her career was that you could see her hand holding a bar of soap in a nationally distributed TV commercial - otherwise, it was a few minor parts in forgettable movies.

Fortunately, she came from a rich family, and so didn't have to entertain the unpleasant alternatives when it became obvious that her acting career wasn't going anywhere.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 20, 2018 03:46 PM (TEv5V)

412 395
366 why is everyone talking about mooch?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2018 03:35 PM (KP5rU)

She "wrote" an autobiography that she probably never read, much less
"wrote." Anyway, it's book tour time so we're going to hear about her
fabulous wonderfulness for a time.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 20, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
About how her ward heeler dad made her sleep on the living room floor of the apartment they rented from her rent seeking scumbag capitalist great aunt?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2018 03:46 PM (37IEG)

413 5 laughs in a row to the same joke. An AoS record. And sublime.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2018 03:46 PM (9NnWm)

414 So. Apparently the money was not on the dresser.

Posted by: wth - Honduran gusano at November 20, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

415 I bought the Kindle version of the new GRRM book.

God help me, I couldn't stop myself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 20, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

416 Just in my first view of him he looked like a short-tempered egotistical maniac. That was even before I knew who he was or his profession.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2018 03:53 PM (zEo4V)

417 Why do all the cute chicks go for complete a-holes? Bet his wife is none too happy about this imaginary woman actually getting a name and face to go with his denials.

Posted by: red speck at November 20, 2018 04:05 PM (6Krd7)

418 If only I were a Creepy Porn Lawyer getting hottie action. My pillow fighting would be less mark-inducing. (Unless she was into that)

Posted by: Jon at November 20, 2018 04:05 PM (6U1EN)

419 This is when the Judge usually says "stop digging."

Posted by: teh Wind at November 20, 2018 04:11 PM (fC9Xu)

420 Poor girl isn't even old enough to get a conceiled carry permit and handgun to defend herself from CPL. Then again, California, so it wouldn't matter anyway.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2018 04:17 PM (1g7ch)

421 I bought the Kindle version of the new GRRM book.

God help me, I couldn't stop myself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner

The Lord have mercy on your soul, because George RRRRRRRRRR Martin won't.

I read the first 4, then decided: "No, I hate all the characters and noth___ except shameful, painful death is foing to occur for another 5 books, so fuck it.

Have never had any desire to return to the series, nor watch the [allegedly much better] televised version. Nope nope.

The Expanse series though?

Spectacular.

New one comes out about once per year, and I prep for that by power reading ALL the preceeding books. Best series in decades, IMHO.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2018 04:19 PM (BfOXk)

422 CPL: "Check this out, I'm shagging my daughter"
Disgusting piece of filth needs to spend some time in jail.

Posted by: Key West Reader at November 20, 2018 04:20 PM (FMgH2)

423 422 CPL: "Check this out, I'm shagging my daughter"
Disgusting piece of filth needs to spend some time in jail.
Posted by: Key West Reader at November 20, 2018 04:20 PM (FMgH2)

Bit of a stretch.

Posted by: m at November 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+ZMGe)

424 Did anyone else notice that the tour shirt she is wearing is older than she is?

Posted by: Sinner at November 20, 2018 05:11 PM (0VKRK)

425 and the Pound Me Too movement dies a silent death

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2018 05:17 PM (1g7ch)

426 http://bit.ly/2OUTfgp
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