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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Sloppy Daniels: Trump Destroyed My "Career" of "Writing" and "Directing" "Movies" of People Having Sex
Sounds to me like someone's testing the waters for a GoFundMe.
Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.Hmmm, what should I have the pizza delivery guy say here? "I got some extra sausage for you"? Nahhh, too hacky. "You don't have money for a tip? Well I've got a tip right here"? Eh, feels like it's been done before. "I'll give you the pie for free if you give me your pie"? Damn, that's brilliant! Another bit of perfect Stormy Daniels dialogue!!!
The political "shitshow" of the last ten months left her with no capacity to write movies--her favorite part of working in porn--she said during an event entitled "Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free."She needs to spend more time with her stripping.
But Daniels--real name Stephanie Clifford--vowed to keep working in the adult film world. Although she was on "an unofficial break" from writing and directing, she said she certainly hadn't retired. "I'll probably never leave the adult film industry," she added.
Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.I like the inadvertent admission about "writing" a porn script. She specifies the main work of a "writing" a porn script isn't actually "writing" it at all, but "writing down" the porn script. Because, let's face it, it's all the same thing. The only genuine work involved is taking a pen and literally writing down "Then she eats his butt" on to a legal pad.
ESTABLISHING SHOT Los Angeles downtown skyline shrouded by haze. ZOOM SHOT AND FIND an open window in a house clearly nowhere near Los Angeles' downtown. SMASH-CUT CLOSE-UP (CU) She eats his butt. REACTION SHOT He smiles. He likes having his butt eaten.
(sighing)
Thank you. I like having my butt eaten.
... "I had no idea what I was getting myself into," she told the audience, referring to the ongoing scandal. "Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world."She had no idea there was going to be a media circus when she sent her Creepy Porn Lawyer out on tv to talk about a detailed description of the president's penis, kept in a safe, or when she herself advertised Trump's penis as being "mushroom" shaped, which I'm not even sure is an insult. Meanwhile, some potentially bad news for Creepy Porn Lawyer: Sloppy Daniels says she'll fire him if it turns out that the felony domestic violence charges against him are true.
NEW: Statement from Stormy Daniels regarding Michael Avenatti @NYMag pic.twitter.com/p1dUgCN9tr
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) November 15, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (iypsv)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (sf1AO)
You. Are. Very. Dumb.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: OB/GYN local 143 at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (kc+Bd)
Most pornos had 4 or 5 sex scenes of about 10 min and the rest of the film was filled out with...movie stuff. Some of it was pretty good, like the John Leslie-directed stuff.
MOST of that is gone now. I don't know if the Stormy-directed stuff has relationship building scenes and setup or not.
I'm willing to do the research, in case someone has grant money floating around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK8)
It's not like she had a career before all of this. So I'm not seeing any damages.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (iypsv)
and scene.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)
I suppose that's the "news" angle here. Though I'm sure Reality Kings would beg to differ. Just guessing from what I've been told about their cinematic efforts, though.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (NYS7S)
WTF? How hard is it to pick out your birthday suit?
No one gives a fvck what you were wearing when you stepped on the set.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (2El4P)
Then there is a list of shots and scenes: missionary, reverse cowgirl, oral, etc, in scenes like "threesome with mailman" and "girl/girl with the daughter"
I figure what, two pages? Its not like they write script, they give them characters and say "GO!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: West at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (7Fa8Y)
She chose to become a tool of a political operation. She deserves to get bankrupt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (55VNs)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (kc+Bd)
Salted and cured first, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: A French Porno Director/Interviewer at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)
and scene.
Posted by: billionaires
Fake Casting Couch Director.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (2El4P)
Ace...looking at you now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (bcbK8)
The first Star Trek movie. That movie oozed sex. If Roddenberry could have gotten away with it, there would have been at least two explicit scenes in it, judging from his novelization.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (iypsv)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (nBr1j)
coincidentally enough, the butt eating film is tentatively titled "Shit Show."
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)
SD: "Green. Always green olives. That are stuffed"
PG: "I'm not sure how to respond to that. There's an Irish guy working tonight..."
Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (Z04f8)
Starring Nina Hartley as Kyrsten Ballsucker-Fjord and James Deen as Mike Basta.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)
coincidentally enough, the butt eating film is tentatively titled "Shit Show."
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
She shot that one in Germany.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
Might as well. She's already polluted the waters of GoFuckMe.
Posted by: Deep State Flatfoot at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (iynDC)
Love the script.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)
He likes the rough stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
Dammit, I knew it. I should have taken an Uber
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (PbpT7)
The first Star Trek movie. That movie oozed sex. If Roddenberry could have gotten away with it, there would have been at least two explicit scenes in it, judging from his novelization.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (iypsv)
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Someone watched RLM's new re-View episode...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (XSSCs)
I thought the new rule is that we should BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!
And then hang any man accused by one.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (RLiOt)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (Z216Q)
But her tits are only 8 years old!!!
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (PbpT7)
Hope she bought the extended warranty.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (AzW6q)
Nubiles and Babes usually starts out with a pretty girl, set to music. The sex comes later, with no set up.
Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)
yeah, that's what jumped out at me too.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)
hardest hurt: internation pron closed-caption brotherhood local 69 of fresno, ca
Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (xGZ+b)
Damn that Trump for ruining the career of a truly gifted filmmaker whose only wish was that we could all share in her visions of blow jobs and anal.
Sniff!
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mandingo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jack Horner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (miE9U)
You thought you could make a sensational, sex-based charge against someone who was running for POTUS, a someone who just so happens to be a decades-long media personality in his own right and known internationally, and consequently a someone with vast financial resources at his disposal (something you obviously knew about), and that it would all just go swimingly for you?
You certainly found the right career path.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (NYS7S)
I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (iypsv)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (Evws/)
---------------
Chipotle is hiring.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
"Can you moan like really loud? The mics are still picking up the traffic on the 118 and the leaf blowers down the block"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (55VNs)
Most pornos had 4 or 5 sex scenes of about 10 min and the rest of the film was filled out with...movie stuff. Some of it was pretty good, like the John Leslie-directed stuff.
MOST of that is gone now. I don't know if the Stormy-directed stuff has relationship building scenes and setup or not.
I'm willing to do the research, in case someone has grant money floating around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK
I've got a reasonably substantial collection of 70's and 80's movies. They were actually movies with plot, dialog and acting. Some were downright entertaining.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (AllCR)
He has a second career as a porn screen writer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)
CABLE GUY: I'm here to put in your cable system.
STORMY: Is it BROADBAND?
CABLE GUY: Why don't you see how BROAD it is?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)
yeah, that's what jumped out at me too.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)
Meh. It's England. It's in its death spiral now until Big Brother or Big Allah take the whole place over.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (bcbK8)
Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK
"So it's like a Russ Meyer movie, just add penetration?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (9ORmh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)
Teacher/Schoolgirl porn is educational. Literally.
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (kc+Bd)
Posted by: rd at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (KP5rU)
"Here's $500"
"Sorry, I don't do butt stuff"
"Here's $1000"
"Let me get my strap-on"
...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (55VNs)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (a6fvI)
I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: ace
Think of how many people have been banned from Britain. And they let her in.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)
Yes, it's ghastly for some of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at N
no
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (9rXxD)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (55VNs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (miE9U)
FIFY
Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (ffWPP)
Orange Man: You shlong her first Barack, I'll follow in about 8 years.
BARACK ENTERS HILLARY:
Barack: I am thinking of your husband.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (xWzjc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)
Are the nickels symbolic? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep! at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (PbpT7)
The scrambled eggs represent the age old psychic dissonance between the respective Weltanschauungen of Freud, Jung, and Adler.
The tossed salads represent eating butts.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (AURKQ)
Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.
Ironically an aging porn star invited to speak at a meeting of the Oxford Union debating society would be an excellent plot line for a porn movie.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (9rXxD)
It's best to stick with the classics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)
Obviously, not Sponge-worthy then.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (Evws/)
67 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?
I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (PbpT7)
They are seeking to be come Master Debaters.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf)
Now fuck me hard!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM
Come Ophelia-up I have a different bone that you need attend.
We all know what Lady Macbeth was trying to wash off her hands too. It wasn't blood.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (3sOO0)
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Chipotle is hiring.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Speaking of shitshows...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)
Pretty sure domestic abuse is not a firing offense in the Dem party. Look at Sherrod Brown or Keith Ellison....
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)
When we beat our women, they stay in line and vote Demo!
Posted by: Brown and Ellison, keeping their women in line since 1988 at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (55VNs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
"Once more into the breach, once more, lest we fill it........
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)
My ex confessed that she liked the "Emanuelle" series of movies. I bought her a box set one year and they aren't bad. Not graphic and with a plot.
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)
I disagree with your premises.
Posted by: Senator Jenna Jameson at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (AURKQ)
Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.
Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
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The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (9rXxD)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)
Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.
I can't tell you how many girls I know who tried to go straight but couldn't go into their chosen career of teacher or even dental hygienist. Porn is the Scarlet Letter, still.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (B9BVe)
Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.
Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
===============================
The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)
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Sounds like a life in porn leads only to great places.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
In many ways this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (Z216Q)
Ya know, when you take it upon yourself to destroy a presidency, to remove someone whom 60+million people voted for? F#$@ your destroyed life. You did this to yourself.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Stormy Daniels starring in Masterdebater
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (55VNs)
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I think that's Miss Lewinski's line.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)
She should get Acosta's judge so she can start shooting porn at the White House.
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++++
That is true. And she would never think of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (PbpT7)
My ex confessed that she liked the "Emanuelle" series of movies. I bought her a box set one year and they aren't bad. Not graphic and with a plot.
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (/hTUk)
John Leslie did a porn version of Beauty and the Beast that was good. I think there was an Alice in Wonderland porno that was actually well-made.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
Its kind of sad, really, because a girl like Ginger Lynn who was in porn was in some small bits like the Wing Commander game, and she did pretty good. Its not like none of them could ever POSSIBLY act, or that Hollywood is somehow too pure and moral to permit a porn actress in their midst. I don't understand the wall of division at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)
*applauds*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (bcbK8)
In five years, she'll be giving BJs for sips of cheap vodka in an alley behind a bus station.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ffWPP)
I'm still waiting on Teh Ewok's script for Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (veoSD)
1001 ways to flame out of the sex industry none of them are good for
you.
Yeah, but how many people can claim that the President of the United States destroyed their porn careers? Like....one?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (sf1AO)
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I think not. She really has an unfortunate body. Sloppy fake cans, a "slab" gut, presumably w/baby damage, and a lot of sag elsewhere.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
"Watch Stormy catch all 300 arrows in her cooter"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (Xvo1a)
Didn't see her daughter for 4 months while running around the country according to her soon to be ex-husband and even had plans to take her daughter on the road with her next porn adventure which her husband petitioned the court to stop and he is asking for full custody. I hope her daughter has good people around her as she grows up and learns about mom's career.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (xqfqx)
It's fast, if not "easy", money but it absolutely takes years off their lives and they're pretty much out of work by, at most, the time they hit 25. Then what? Who knows. There's literally 100's of videos of you doing all sorts of stuff out there for anyone to see. How do you manage a "normal" life after that?
The stats I saw about the girls who go into pron are along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the population as a whole), and of those way more than half were abused by a family member. Nearly 2/3 admit to having "Daddy Issues". They're a mess, and the lure of the quick money and "glamor" (yeah, it's perceived that way to some 18-19 year olds) are a very attractive way out.
The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: kraken at N
so the ont is porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth
After appearing as: The Guns of Navarone!
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (tSXzq)
She'll be taking shit jobs for decades in order to pay her creditors.
She'll probably produce more watchable stuff than Jack, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (NuA1h)
I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.
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tonight, in a continuing series of "Thesis: orangemanbad, take 1227, we bring you a random chick who will help establish Orangemanbad"
Also tonight, "why are conservatives so anti-intellectual, a review of a series of Kurt Schlickter tweets in which he answers thought provoking sick burns with 'your mom' jokes"
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (B9BVe)
That's a Tangerine Nightmare right there... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)
so the ont is porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
At times, mebbe... not Sasha Grey quality, of course.....
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (ffWPP)
Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK "
So it's like a Russ Meyer movie, just add penetration?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Yeah, kind of. Or Andrew Blake. He did a LOT of Art Porn back in the day but the second unit guy always did the hardcore scenes. He didn't like to watch that, ironically.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (VpIIl)
Didn't Sylvester Stallone do some porn early on?
Maybe he's the exception.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (7J5t2)
And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)
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A pron actress taking on a multi billionaire, popular President had negative ramifications for her career. Who could have possibly seen that coming?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (ffYR/)
Didn't Sylvester Stallone do some porn early on?
Maybe he's the exception.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (vOkuK)
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It's his acting ability.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Worc1 at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (xWzjc)
I DON'T DO BUTT STUFF!!!!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ty7RM)
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What's really bad, though is the giant tattoo she has around her side and covers part of her stomach. Pictures I've seen, looks like a massive bruise.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (qC1Sy)
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I think she's one of the few survivors. IIRC, she married a (low-level) producer for direct to video movies, and he got her legit roles.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Lizzy at N
well, the need to have their mom manage their career and shoot the porn.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (MTjB1)
But then went back to her roots, alas.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)
They were fun. Sex scenes in character and costume (the Luke x Leia scene was hilarious) and the non-sex scenes had some good comic timing and impersonations.
Recommended for pervert morons who are into Star Wars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK8)
>It's symbolic.
The Butt is his Soul.
She's trying to eat his Soul.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (4AIdF)
I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (famYS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)
Just one. they only change the costumes...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (8D42x)
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well, the career path is slut, stripper, pron, webhost, milf, failed director, political commentator.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at N
well, it covers the scars.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jerry at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (4AIdF)
She was super cute in her younger days.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (VpIIl)
or that Hollywood is somehow too pure and moral to permit a porn actress in their midst. I don't understand the wall of division at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)
Especially since it's become increasingly chic for mainstream actresses to push the envelope by getting more and more graphic in regards to simulated sex on-screen. Down to doing simulated pop-shots.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Lizzy
Still waiting for unfunny hack Tom Arnold and all of his supposed recorded tapes showing Trump as a racist and misogynist. Related, glad to see the Roseanne show tanked without its star. Karma.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oiNtH)
Well, nothing stopping them. Except that their classmates are among the general population perhaps more likely than not to have seen her previous, uh, work. Which could be... disruptive. Eh?
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (/hTUk)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077300/?ref_=tt_urv
[safe for work]
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (Evws/)
But then went back to her roots, alas.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (Uiz/V)
R. Bolla was good in the first "Spiderman" movie. Nice guy in real life too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oiNtH)
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Apparently the VP who made the sacking decision just got sacked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (XSSCs)
But then, he changes his mind after Marya eats his butt?
I think that's how it went, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at N
so the ont is porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Yeah, can't you hear the "bow-chicka-wow-wow" when KBdabear posts?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.
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I think those are in the old days, where some chicks were doing it for heroin.
Now, you listen to these girls talk, it's:
1. nymphos who started really early
2. really hot dumb girls who are easily led
3. sorta hot psychopaths who just don't care
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Mama From Throw Mama From the Train, Correcting Billy Kristol's Porn Script at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
_____
Uhm, remind me again who violated an agreement and made it public?
My memory's going ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (JsG7X)
And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
It's was a anal scene as well.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (VpIIl)
She was super cute in her younger days.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (vOkuK)
Jah, like a young Meg Ryan.
She got into it for the sex. Stayed in it, mostly due to drugs, then got out when she stopped enjoying it.
...
Then couldn't get more than a handful of straight roles, got divorced and went back to porn again.
Sad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)
Ace...looking at you now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (bcbK
Well, 1 through 5 really sucked. Whups, gave away the plot.
Posted by: West at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)
Just one. they only change the costumes...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (8D42x)
I always thought it was like:
JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!
JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!
JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!
But it's really more like "The Aristocrats!" played out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)
Did you see that the ABC network head who was so swift to cancel Rosanne just announced she's resigning after less than 2 years. Channing Dungey. Buh-byeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (B9BVe)
Said no dog ever
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mama From Throw Mama From the Train, Correcting Billy Kristol's Porn Script at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Stormy hasn't aged well at all. This whole thing was just her attempt to get back on top.
She's no Julia Ann. Or Lisa Ann.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (hSQF+)
Simply to adhere to the written contract she previously negotiated with Mr. Trump, which she breached.
Sad.
So much "pain" and "anguish" and "proximately-caused monetary damages easily foreseen by my opponent and also easily quantifiable".
*fans self*
I must get a tissue. The poor, poor dear.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (famYS)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (4AIdF)
The fact that she knows how to handle a man is positive, the fact that she has handled so many is a negative. I'm reasonable.
When people say she is not good looking, they are wrong. Virtuous but wrong. 10 years ago even hotter. FYNQ.
Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (DfGpI)
She's trying to eat his Soul.
...
oh I get it, it's like Pulp Fiction but with buttholes.
Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (PbpT7)
Did you see that the ABC network head who was so swift to cancel Rosanne just announced she's resigning after less than 2 years. Channing Dungey. Buh-byeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)
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Will it be a lesson to the rest of Hollywood?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (NuA1h)
She would have to be remarkable looking to be noticed.
And all of our talk is always about female porn actresses.... odd that we NEVER talk about male actors.... guess they aren't worth talking about, or just immune to the issues of the women.
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (BXMxN)
At least they can still get work.
Posted by: Telephone Repair Porn Guy at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7XeOt)
Well, nothing stopping them. Except that their classmates are among the general population perhaps more likely than not to have seen her previous, uh, work. Which could be... disruptive. Eh?
Posted by: DocJ
And facial recognition technology is going to make this worse.
Remember that selfie that got loose, was uploaded/hacked and posted? It can and will get spotted, run through this and cross referenced with Facebook and ta-da! That supposedly lost picture now has a name and contact information attached.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner a
Thanks. That's one of those references where you really hope someone out there gets it.
Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
>>The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.
And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a
career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
Except that Stormy didn't have her mom pimping her out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (4AIdF)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VpIIl)
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well, the career path is slut, stripper, pron, webhost, milf, failed director, political commentator.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)
You forgot decades of escorting/whoring out to your fans.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (B9BVe)
I don't think I've heard that myself, but Diversity and Comics quotes it a lot (without saying who actually said it)
Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (MTjB1)
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A prop that squirts a yard of pearls over and over again. These are special guys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (6VrXf)
(sighing)
Thank you. I like having my butt eaten.
See, this is why AoSHQ is my favorite blog.
( *makes dreamy eyes at ace* )
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (jKcAV)
What do you think?
I think not.
She was also the first black tv network president.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (W+vEI)
So a porn actress can't go to vocational school, after she quits... did not know that.
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)
Not even beauty school?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)
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I'm sad that I know this, but yep. Isabella Soprano worked for Dennis Hof after her on screen career dried up.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (8X9tr)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (VpIIl)
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I think that was a series of dialog in the CHiPs movie where recently divorced dude played by Dax was told that today's dating scene is all ass-eating all the time.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (4AIdF)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM
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Being a pron actress clings to you like being sprayed by a skunk.....it follows you around.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (B9BVe)
She could've enjoyed her status quo AND $130K if she'd had kept her mouth shut.
Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (GL/05)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (8X9tr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Buttmunch at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (DfGpI)
"Caution: first three rows may get... uh..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (4AIdF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (bim/x)
"Don't know why,
ain't no sun up in the sky,
stormy weather..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (B9BVe)
Janine was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.
She ruined herself. Covered in tats from chin to toes. Something worth writing a psychology thesis over going on there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (bcbK8)
Pull-its er worthy.
Posted by: Married guys at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)
Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.
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Yeah, I know.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)
Can no one stop him? Fort the love of all that is good! Can no one stop him????
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (so+oy)
So does herpes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)
That makes a lot of sense.... since most all of it is produced in SoCal, the Southwestern US must be where all the high rollers go for fun then....
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (ffWPP)
Stormy ain't no Jenna Jameson. For sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (4AIdF)
who's cue?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cool Tool Luke at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)
Listen kids... don't go thinking you invented something new...
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
It's been a good-thread day.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (GkIz4)
She was selling high dollar riding lawn mowers.
"HOW much? Well, for that price, the thing should give me a blow job."
"SIR!!!! The lawn mower is NOT going to give you a blow job..........but I will."
Where I learned that there are obstacles when shooting scenes outdoors.....The flies.....my goodness the flies.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (Dagiw)
So does herpes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)
If Disney did porn:
Herpes, the Love Bug
Grinding Nemo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)
She was actually in a few movies and I believe a TV show or 2.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
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yeah, Miss Jameson seems to have a brain in her head.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)
She could've enjoyed her status quo AND $130K if she'd had kept her mouth shut.
Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (GL/05)
See definition for Dumb Bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)
Cuck Cruise orgy secret tapes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
The real money for the pornettes is not in the actual porn, it's in the "escort" and strip club circuit. The internet has so increased the supply of hot young pornettes that there's not much money.
But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).
And likewise, the A-list can pull hefty fees for appearances in strip clubs.
It's only the A-list, though. The porn is just basically advertising themselves for the above, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Name That Butt contestant at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (pMGkg)
> who's cue?
The director's?
I remember an interview with Peter North (I think it was) where he said that was the most important skill for male porn actors.
Some guy who blows his load before the camera even starts rolling, or, conversely, can't do it when the scene is ready to wrap up, would be a big problem.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
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and neither one of those is a Kay Parker or a Honey Wilder.
not to mention Seka.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (NuA1h)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)
It was AN anal scene as well.
To be a little anal about it.....
Posted by: Kim K at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (nmwc5)
Posted by: Porn Admiral Akbar at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
And after. That's what Californication basically is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (GL/05)
But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).
...
that's what I hear, the porn is just advertisement of services.
I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
who's cue?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK
Aside from being a horrible tune, the title of "Come On Eileen" is also problematic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (NuA1h)
Well, considering she started when she was 13, it was a long career.
Posted by: Porn Admiral Akbar at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
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and neither one of those is a Kay Parker or a Honey Wilder.
not to mention Seka.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (Dagiw)
Desiree Cousteau, FTW.
And my almost-dream date with Annie Sprinkle...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)
Herpes, the Love Bug
Grinding Nemo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
LOL!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Desmond Llewelyn at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (7XeOt)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (ffWPP)
who's cue?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7) "
cue-anon ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (tSXzq)
I think he's still in the biz, actually.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (vOkuK)
I don't think I've heard that myself, but Diversity and Comics quotes it a lot (without saying who actually said it)
Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7) "
As one who does neither, this is why I self-identify as a 30 year old Boomer.
*chugs white Monster, jams to Goldfinger*
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
My least favorite kind of porn.
Posted by: Norm McDonald at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (vOkuK)
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yeah, just garbage SJW WArshowski bro...err...siblings ramblings.
could not, would not watch past the floppy, dripping wet strap on dildo on the floor. so brave and stunning.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (7J5t2)
>>>Herpes, the Love Bug
>>>Grinding Nemo
I think they did. I remember a film called The Black Hole.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable
Horseface, not very attractive!!!
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Ohh..is that how he developed his sex addiction problem?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)
It was AN anal scene as well.
To be a little anal about it.....
Posted by: Kim K at N
well, if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Ironically, the Roseanne show was one.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (oiNtH)
I dunno sometimes I wonder if that number isn't low
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)
I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Because in this day and age, no one in their right mind BUYS porn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (veoSD)
I think he's still in the biz, actually.
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well, that's the thing....there's only about 4-6 real male pron stars and they make all the money because they all produce the stuff.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)
Dexy's Midnight Hummers.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (/hTUk)
along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the
population as a whole)
I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (vOkuK)
This.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).
...
that's what I hear, the porn is just advertisement of services.
I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.
Some porn is very, very lucrative. The problem is, there's so much of it. The shelf life for most girls is about 6 months.
Some girls escort as well, but a lot of full-time porn stars will shut you. Since getting good jobs and well-paying roles is very much based on relationships and who you know (or blow), that's no small thing.
Same with strippers. Some strip and do porn. Some strip and escort. Both keep it on the DL and away from the strip clubs.
Then you have people making cartoon porn or hot girls that do 'let's play' on Twitch or whatever. Some of them are pulling down over 10k a month from fans via Patron or tips.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)
---
Also known as "being a perfectly normal male."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: R. Kelly's Erotic Bladder at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
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So Metallica is a gateway to pron?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)
She was actually in a few movies and I believe a TV show or 2.
Posted by: Sponge
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Another Ohio girl hits the big time!! So proud.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: ace
===
if you say so...
oh wait...try again..."I'm sure it's a subject matter you have great experience with"
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
It's been a good-thread day.
Posted by: m
It's a holiday week!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (9rIkM)
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yeah, just garbage SJW WArshowski bro...err...siblings ramblings.
could not, would not watch past the floppy, dripping wet strap on dildo on the floor. so brave and stunning.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (7J5t2)
Sense8 was an interesting idea ruined by the Watchowski Brothers' need to work out their family issues in front of everyone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (wCmLp)
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK
Wait......what?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)
well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
Jah. Guys get paid jack shit for straight porn. The money is in being a producer or doing 'gay for pay'.
There used to be a few 'hired guns' in the pre-viagra days who worked a LOT (Peter North, Nick East, Randy West did a whole lot of work).
Now with the blue pills or direct penis injections, they can cast buff guys who are pretty disposable. Most of them get into the business by having a really hot girlfriend they get into porn and sorta follow in on her apron strings.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (7J5t2) "
So...give them drugs?
Actually that seems correct in both cases.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Something like "If you Paypal me money and I'll add you to my private snapchat. Paypal me enough and I'll take your requests.. Paypal me even more and I'll chat personally with you.. Paypal me..."
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (LX21o)
2. really hot dumb girls who are easily led ... whitney westgate
3. sorta hot psychopaths who just don't care...ashley adams
4. divorced milfs with fake tits and near menopause testosterone surge: ava adams.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (nQHw/)
well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
Maybe not all of them though. Remember that one poor girl earlier this year that committed suicide after being attacked because she didn't want to shoot a scene with a guy that did gay porn as well.
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (4AIdF)
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK
Wait......what?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)
Bro, MAE was T.T Boy back in the day. I thought this was common knowledge at the HQ.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (8D42x)
Tell me more.
Posted by: R. Kelly's Erotic Bladder at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
Jesus...I'm going to hurt myself laughing with the nics here...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
For enough PayPal funds, some of these women will have themselves freeze-dried and mailed to you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (4AIdF)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (9rIkM)
---------------
1. Use your own fucking money Tommy.
2. How exactly is money going to get PDT impeached?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)
Porn is where the women make much more than the men. That "70 cents on the dollar" thing reversed.
Straight porn that is. In the gay shit, the dudes make money equivalent to the girls.
There was an article a while back that published the pay scale. The women are paid on what they do. "Extreme anal" was at the top.
But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
I started watching with my wife, commenting that such capabilities and the problems that can arise are a staple in SF. Then came the gratuitous stuff in the first 15 minutes. Followed by the sanitized version of San Francisco pride parades.
No thanks.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (7J5t2)
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK
Wait......what?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)
Bro, MAE was T.T Boy back in the day. I thought this was common knowledge at the HQ.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (B9BVe)
God, I wish. Troy the Boy was a machine. He was like the first or second guy who worked with Jenna Jameson too.
He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk) "
And this is why thots will triumph over good.
Because men are dumb.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm guessing this is a typo, but I'm having no luck deciphering it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (9qZ3S)
He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK
He got in, then got out, then got in, then got out, then got in, then got out.....
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
Amouranth is very, very cute. If she's pulling down that much cheddar, I wouldn't be surprised.
She does a lot of cosplay and works out a lot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK8)
this is close to a copyright infringement on my mentally-challenged series of porn movies, Balls Derp.
Posted by: "Royale" Steed, Porn Producer Extraodinaire at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (PbpT7)
He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK
He got in, then got out, then got in, then got out, then got in, then got out.....
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7) "
Society had a good run. Collander Face-Mask time is gonna be lit.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm guessing this is a typo, but I'm having no luck deciphering it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (9qZ3S)
My bad.
I meant 'shun'.
There's no edit feature, damn it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)
She breached her contract and was sued... dont see how that is Trumps fault.
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)
>>He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
This really is your wheelhouse.
So, in front of the camera or behind?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)
And nobody looked like they enjoyed the DP more than her.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (F4u7C)
("Personalized PayPal Pron")
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK
"You can find plenty of cos thots on cgl or reddit though. I don't know why these supposedly smart 'tism-loaded incels don't realize that.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld's new material is different from his old stuff.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (MTjB1)
It's not raining so I'm out to put up Christmas lights before Mrs D chews my ass.
And not in a good way.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (AllCR)
who hasn't?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (PbpT7)
"DANCING AND MEMEING
SUBS GET SNAPCHAT
Streaming Just Chatting"
The basic Twitch stream is SFW.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)
Seinfeld's new material is different from his old stuff.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (PbpT7)
He figured if he could learn how to make jokes about Cricket, he could go blue just as easy and revitalize his career.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk) "
And this is why thots will triumph over good.
Because men are dumb.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Thotterdammerung now! Speed the Day of the Ho!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at N
well, the voted for hillary too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
Not just porn movies are laundering operations. A high school friend of mine who now has a television commercial production company in the Midwest worked in LA for several years as a cameraman-for-hire for some of the smaller studios making straight-to-video fare. He was young at the time and thought it was pretty awesome.
According to him, there were several instances where budget was inflated for what he guessed was a laundering scheme. He didn't ask any questions, just took his pay for the job and kept his mouth shut. Keeping his mouth shut seemed the wisest course given the kind of people who do laundering schemes.
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:50 PM (/hTUk)
I meant 'shun'.
Ah, of course.
I was guessing stab or slap, but wasn't seeing how autocucumber would get you there.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:50 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK "
You can find plenty of cos thots on cgl or reddit though. I don't know why these supposedly smart 'tism-loaded incels don't realize that.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (oZ6kz)
Yeah, but Amourath will talk to you if you give her money. That's like catnip for incels.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Pinky at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (4AIdF)
OT because it's not porn, but I thought of another thing that might be good to read from the Bible-the Letter to the Phillipians. As you know it's a very joyful book, full of gratitude and very helpful for a spirit of thanksgiving.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)
Hey, it's not their fault. Sometimes I forget which is which.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)
The personalized part of it is a mystery to me why anybody would care. You gonna pay $2,000 bucks to see Jaws if Spielberg says Hi to you at the start of it?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
The press pass will be returned permanently
I think he knows that people are beginning to smell a bad odor after he has continually dissed our militarry
Posted by: Disabled at N
you have read this far down the thread yet you still think trolling is the best way for someone with your skills to make money?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)
But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.
Posted by: publius
I don't think that I want to know what 'extreme anal' is.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (oiNtH)
That actually makes sense, I mean who would buy something that is so common and free you can barely navigate the internet without finding oceans of it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Disabled at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (DK4Bb)
I'm a veteran. My son is active duty. We don't feel particularly dissed.
Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)
I have a friend that used to say when he saw a hot girl, "I'd pee in her butt....."
Never understood that one......
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)
That makes a lot of sense.... since most all of it is produced in SoCal, the Southwestern US must be where all the high rollers go for fun then....
Posted by: kraken
Well, duh.
Posted by: HIV positive Charlie Sheen at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (+lVUW)
Laundromats.
Car Washes.
Cash businesses. Those are the key.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (4AIdF)
But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.
Posted by: publius
I don't think that I want to know what 'extreme anal' is.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (oiNtH)
No. You really, really don't.
There are some fucked up people out there.
I have dipped my toes into the pron world a time or two but it gets deep and scary and evil eventually.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Mandingo probably makes good money, getting paid by the inch....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (NFEMn)
Laundromats.
Car Washes.
Cash businesses. Those are the key.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (4AIdF)
Paging Palpy, paging Your Devious Uncle Palpatine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Disabled at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (DK4Bb)
The was the last President. Keep up.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (PbpT7)
Your marriage was destroyed because of illcit sexual encounters and you have had VD?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (AllCR)
You have to have some impressive sphincters to hold on to that Butt Plug during a Bugee Jump!
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (4AIdF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK
"So will strippers. But I guess incels have trouble leaving the basement.
The lure of the 'grill gamer' is gone - I rarely meet a girl now who DOESN'T game. And none of my aspie friends are aware of any Twitch thots who are actually good enough gamers that I'd be even mildly intrigued.
If you can't beat Contra without the code then gtfo.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (MTjB1)
He hasn't read the thread.
He's paid to post, not to read.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)
I have a friend that used to say when he saw a hot girl, "I'd pee in her butt....."
Never understood that one......
So much for my favorite saying, "I'd drink her bathwater."
I feel so square now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (HaL55)
OT because it's not porn, but I thought of another thing that might be good to read from the Bible-the Letter to the Phillipians. As you know it's a very joyful book, full of gratitude and very helpful for a spirit of thanksgiving.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (AllCR)
Thanks, Fen....I reread the Bible yearly..... keeps me from shallowing out too badly. I John is a favorite too... I'm a mixed bag kinda guy ( as you might gather from my comments here... I suspect I'm not alone in this). Still, I know who I follow, in a fallible way.
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK
I like my porn G-rated. I don't watch the extreme stuff and have no interest in it. Some people are into weird shit.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe)
There are some fucked up people out there.
I have dipped my toes into the pron world a time or two but it gets deep and scary and evil eventually.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at N
may or may not have had some weird investment opportunities that may or may not have included porn cross my desk. whatever the return could never get involved in furthering the venture of benefiting from exploiting someone that way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Porn Troll???? Now THAT'S novel.......
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (ffWPP)
And now I'll invoke "Rule 34", because yea, even I wanna see that.
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (4AIdF)
He's paid to post, not to read.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at N
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (MTjB1)
Yes, first John is very nice. I think it's great you re-read the Bible, and we're all fallible in our own way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (AllCR)
Hey, I resent that! Basements aren't feasible in Florida.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe) "
The Twitch ones who just humor incels and make bank will be fine if they don't blow all their money. All the money of porn without the drug culture and only 50% of the soul crushing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)
Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.
"And all four of these things," she continued, "I do on one square (one square!) of toilet tissue, which I subsequently use to wipe my hoo-hah."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
You think you're joking, but you bet your life there are people who would pay $2k a ticket if Spielberg or Lucas said 'hi' to them.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bcbK8)
>> is pretty high pay
Heh. One of the "golden age" porn stars famously said she wouldn't "work" with Jeremy because she didn't do bestiality.
Jeremy is apparently a pig. Gutfeld had him on one of the early Red Eye episodes. Gutfled and Levy went on about how he stunk up the whole studio. He apparently really pissed them off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: J Flake at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
Porn Troll???? Now THAT'S novel.......
Posted by: kraken
Stormy Daniels in: Under the Bridge
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (Z04f8)
I feel so square now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (HaL55)
I think there was an "I'd eat the corn in her poop" as well, but other than that......
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)
I think you could find more than a few film geeks who would pay that kind of scratch to get a personalized message from Spielberg on their copy of Jaws.
I'm not trying to be harsh, but I think you're being obtuse. If you're a 400 lb shut-in with anxiety issues who gets ignored by every single woman your age +/- 10 years, I could see how a personalized message from a hot cosplay girl would turn your crank.
Hell, I'm a reasonably attractive married guy who had success with the ladies and if a hot 20 something woman paid me a compliment on my appearance that would probably make my week.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (ctuyM)
"hold on to that Butt Plug during a Bugee Jump!"
Some dude once pulled a battleship with his teeth, so I suppose that's possible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Disabled
clownish trolling
Do better.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)
Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bcbK
"Yeah, that's probably true. It sucks being just enough of a sociopath to laugh at all of this but not enough of one to exploit all these idiots for free dosh.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)
Supposedly the big money is in yachting on the Riviera during the summer. Unfortunately, that attracts Hollywood actresses/has-beens, so more competition.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (W+vEI)
When you think of "extreme anal", think of one name. Roxy Raye.
I'm warning you. Don't look her up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (f1Vqw)
It can be learned, and you can make all sorts of money on side-bets.
Posted by: Tom Cruise in "The Color of Money" at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
You know how that Taiwanese news video outfit got famous doing CGI scenes of new stories?
Maybe Daniels can find a niche doing live-action pr0n re-enactments of Taiwanese CGI news videos.
Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)
Ahem TWO appearances -- as the dental assistant, and as the blonde bombshell hiring detective Al Bundy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)
"Yacht girls". There was some controversy that Queen Latizia of Spain was actually a yacht girl in her younger days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (f1Vqw)
I never had to smell him, but I've heard the 'never bathes' stories.
God, you get porn stars, strippers and providers talking and you learn all kinds of things. Some of which will make you want to cry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (/hTUk)
Hell, I'm a reasonably attractive married guy who had success with the ladies and if a hot 20 something woman paid me a compliment on my appearance that would probably make my week.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (9qZ3S) "
A real compliment, yeah. A paid compliment isn't a compliment. If you're that level of delusional, just watch some amateur POV cosplay porn on Pornhub and pretend she's talking to you.
Because I spent a lot of my life as a 250-ish pound shut in with anxiety issues, but not a dumb one willing to light money on fire for a small fake self-esteem boost. If I wanted to spend stupid amounts of money on fake happiness, that's what pills are for.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner
Anyone else remember the 1960s version of Fahrenheit 451? The wife was glued to the TV because tonight was "her night". The characters on TV just ranted, with some intervals where they turned to the camera and pretended to be talking to her.
It unglued her and she attempted suicide. I don't recall what was worse; the aftermath of the show, or the business like attitude of the medical team that revived her.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z04f8)
"Yacht girls". There was some controversy that Queen Latizia of Spain was actually a yacht girl in her younger days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (f1Vqw)
Megan Markle.
Frankly a LOT of girls with a name but no film roles are making a living off real or thinly-veiled prostitution.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)
nah I was just being flippant. No offense intended.
Although one time I had sex with some girl where I was thinking "This is a huge mistake, I can feel bacteria swimming up my pee-hole" even during it, which really kills the mood, and caused it to take forever.
I got tested like two days later. (I was fine, but it wasn't cool, and I thought "Okay, I'm not doing that ever again.")
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe) "
The Twitch ones who just humor incels and make bank will be fine if they don't blow all their money. All the money of porn without the drug culture and only 50% of the soul crushing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)
I literally meant young girls in real life. It's super annoying as fuck. The bending over right in your face in your personal space repeatedly in see through yoga pants whirl you try and work out. I'm not there to give these thirsty attention whores anything. I want to be left alone so I can get done and get home to my girlfriend. They will fuck around with the wrong dude and get raped and/or pregnant.
Everything is backwards. I hate Marxism.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (B9BVe)
Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner
Anyone else remember the 1960s version of Fahrenheit 451? The wife was glued to the TV because tonight was "her night". The characters on TV just ranted, with some intervals where they turned to the camera and pretended to be talking to her.
It unglued her and she attempted suicide. I don't recall what was worse; the aftermath of the show, or the business like attitude of the medical team that revived her.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z04f
Was that the 'Playhouse 90' live version?
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (bcbK8)
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GUFFAW
Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Never understood that one......
When I was going through Elementary school, the guys who wanted to talk up their sexual prowess would spin yarns about how they were peeing in girls' butts regularly.
I like to imagine those were the same guys lying about their exploits in high school. Sure, most of them actually were getting some action, but not from the girls they were claiming.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (9qZ3S)
You've seen "The Lincoln Lawyer", now see CPL Avenetti as "The 1981 Dodge Aries Lawyer", a Sloppy Daniels Production in fine peep shows near you now !
Posted by: Beef Rockslab at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (Ry8mf)
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner
no, I'm pretty sure that it was a feature length movie, with exterior shots. The lead actor was German, I think.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (/hTUk)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)
Yeah, that's there. Choking chicks and sodomy, as the song goes.
But pron nowadays is pretty fragmented. There's a niche for nearly everything. And some of it is pretty and nice. The 'couples' stuff and the 'nubiles' I mentioned earlier isn't softcore but it isn't violent and the girls aren't tattooed silicone sisters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)
No such thing as love. It's all pair bonding. Work on fixing and finding that and you will be good.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe)
Was that the 'Playhouse 90' live version?
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060390
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Maybe they just knew Russian hotel hookers...
Posted by: Beef Rockslab at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
No, in Russia, whore pee up your butt.
Bend over, Sparky.
Posted by: Russian Piss Whore at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe) "
No need. I have friends and hopefully in a week I'll have a lot of cash. Not from being a garbage person like snapchat thots, but from a lifetime of knowledge.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (oiNtH)
BS, Of course there's such a thing as love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (6VrXf)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (miE9U)
How exciting for you!. Good luck!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (AllCR)
I just found this at Craigslist:
Seeking a lawyer
Just as there are males trapped in female bodies, females trapped in male bodies etc, they are all recognized with rights. I feel I am a dog trapped in a human body. I seek a lawyer to help me become recognized as a dog with rights to be treated by a veterinarian, etc please. I am in Memphis, TN & can travel if needed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (miE9U)
I actually had something like that happen to me the other day. I was on a stair climber because it's a fast way to burn off calories at the end of the workout. This woman in front of me with a fantastic butt is on an elliptical. She slows way down and starts really accentuating moving to one side and then the other. IOW she's showing off her rear. I lost focus and am now staring at her butt. After a few moments my eyes flick up and I see she's watching me in the reflection of her elliptical's control panel.
I stopped watching her and was profoundly embarrassed. Her pace goes back up to normal and I moved on to other things.
I've no idea why she did that. I'm guessing she thought it would be funny to mess with me.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (9qZ3S)
What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?
Posted by: Pinky at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (4AIdF)
and there goes my early years in the navy.
Animaniacs was a staple after working hours.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)
Thank "50 Shades" for that one.
Posted by: Doc O'Badman at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (al2Cf)
BS, Of course there's such a thing as love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)
You should look into the science instead of feelz.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (B9BVe)
Call me at Gino's Diner - my office is third 1981 Dodge Aires on the left, 12th & Figueroa, Los Angeles.
Posted by: Avenetti & Daniels, LLC at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: boure at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (KXQr+)
If you feel you may have been hurt by an Ace thread, you may be entitled to compensation. Call us now.
Posted by: Avenetti & Daniels, LLC at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (jyVW0)
Make sure that we all know when the air date is! Excited to watch one of the horde kick ass which I am sure you will.
Actually a pretty low bar thanks to Blitzer where an actual wolf could have performed better.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (oiNtH)
You should look into science instead of feelz.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (B9BVe
You should look into sitting on something and spinning poster of changing handles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)
...'Cause... um... all the people in porn have their lives so very much together?
Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (BXq8R)
Posted by: Corndog at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (AJ/mV)
Posted by: Bones at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (rygoh)
Two spotty marxists fucking.............
I'm reading pron @ Balliol...wink
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