EMT 11/17/18

5 shopping days left to find the perfect turkey. you

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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 05:59 AM (6VrXf)

2 Attempt to beat Skip is failure.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:00 AM (e7O7B)

3 Good Morning. Woke up at 4 and thinking of going back to bed.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2018 06:01 AM (PRtMG)

4 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (tSXzq)

5 Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, November 17, 2018. On this date in 1968 NBC pissed off a whole bunch of people with the infamous Heidi game in which Oakland came from behind to beat the NYJ while viewers got to watch Heidi.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

6 Thank you for not writing "first." I don't know what the fascination is in doing that.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (hSQF+)

7 Woke up at 4 and barely got out of bed until 6.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (6VrXf)

8 The CIA has determined that WaPo reporter Jamal Khashoggi was killed by the order of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Who cares?

http://tinyurl.com/ycgnhvpv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

9 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (JFO2v)

10 Disgruntled communist who lost the GA gov election admits she can not cheat enough to win the election so she is going to sue the State of GA anyway. And she still has not conceded the election.

http://tinyurl.com/yc65jtjy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

11 Vic I was watching that game.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (6VrXf)

12
Some of the Morons have joked around about Democrats wanting to kill us. Well Democratic California Rep. Eric Swalwell make it clear that's what he wants to do with gun owners.

http://tinyurl.com/ycdooqpv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

13 But a Democrat from WA just wants to prosecute them for the crime of adhering to the Constitution.

http://tinyurl.com/y9ej4bmc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

14
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late. Found my coat and grabbed my hat made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Posted by: Name the Tune at November 17, 2018 06:05 AM (e7O7B)

15
Trump responds to Obama judge's illegal ruling to restore Acosta's WH press pass.

http://tinyurl.com/ycdooqpv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

16 8 no one

It is a muslim bro propagandist somehow being reported as a reporter so that reporters saying their life is in danger from PDT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:05 AM (JFO2v)

17 DIABLO Graham to take over the Senate judiciary committee from RINO Grassley.

http://tinyurl.com/y8prfput

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

18 Ramirez

http://tinyurl.com/yc84bytq

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

19 A Day in the Life

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:06 AM (Z/jzm)

20 The CIA has determined that WaPo reporter Jamal Khashoggi was killed by the order of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Who cares?

Has the UN Human Rights Commission done anything besides criticize our elections as being racist? Feckless tw@t$!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 17, 2018 06:07 AM (hSQF+)

21 A Day in the Life

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:06 AM

But how many words did it take you to read before you recognized it? Honestly.

Posted by: Name the Tune at November 17, 2018 06:08 AM (e7O7B)

22 Trump responds to Obama judge's illegal ruling to restore Acosta's WH press pass.

http://tinyurl.com/ycdooqpv

Vic, the link goes to the Swallowswell story

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2018 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

23 If Swalwell wants threaten people with nukes, does American doctrine require we get a nuke to threaten him, with M.A.D.?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 17, 2018 06:08 AM (Z216Q)

24 Eleven.
And now that song will be in my head all day!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:09 AM (Z/jzm)

25 Good morning, y'all. The dog woke us up early. That will teach me not to miss his late night walk. Some steel cut oatmeal with tart cherries, cinnamon and cream for breakfast.

Breakfast talk on the ONT reminded me to start baking my sourdough bread. A couple of slices for french toast, maple syrup, over easy eggs and sausage patties makes a meal worth waking up for. And coffee. Lots and lots of good perked coffee.

Now, do I have any sourdough starter left? Uh oh!

Posted by: JTB at November 17, 2018 06:10 AM (758Rh)

26 Maybe Acosta could report the Khashoggi story, live from SA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 17, 2018 06:10 AM (Z216Q)

27 Rep. Eric Swalwell

And it would be a short war my friend. The government has nukes. Too many of them. But theyre legit.

So what do dems think about gun control! Nukes! They will Nuke you to get your guns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

28 >>Some steel cut oatmeal with tart cherries, cinnamon and cream for breakfast.

That sounds good. I love oatmeal!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:12 AM (Z/jzm)

29 Coffee is finally done, French toast with special vodka sauce and maple syrup and sausages soon.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:12 AM (6VrXf)

30 Stacey Abrams is one vile, ignorant, racist POS. Spin all she wants...she lost!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 17, 2018 06:13 AM (yhf6w)

31 Eric Swalwell saw no problem with the FISA court denying the President his fourth, fifth and sixth amendment rights, so I doubt that he believes in any rights granted by the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 17, 2018 06:13 AM (hSQF+)

32
Maybe Acosta could report the Khashoggi story, live from SA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 17, 2018 06:10 AM

Better yet? Stand up at a press conference with the Prince, point his nasty finger at him, refuse to sit back down or surrender the microphone.

The roses in the Princes garden would be extremely healthy next spring.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:15 AM (e7O7B)

33
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 06:15 AM (KCxzN)

34 I am embarrassed to admit I got the Beatles song from the first line. Sad I wasted brain cells remembering that.

Time for more sleep.

Posted by: JTB at November 17, 2018 06:15 AM (758Rh)

35 Is a nuke a form of arm?

Cause I'm pretty sure that the 2nd amendment allows us to bear arms.

And if its a right, just like housing and healthcare, we can demand that the government provide us with nukes.

Oh...

G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:15 AM (cqNba)

36 >>Coffee is finally done, French toast with special vodka sauce and maple syrup and sausages soon.

That sounds good, too! Vodka sauce for real?

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:16 AM (Z/jzm)

37 35 Is a nuke a form of arm?

I think his point is we will kill you to get your guns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

38 I was a kid when sgt pepper was released- my older sister wore that album out.

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)

39 so I doubt that he believes in any rights granted by the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 17, 2018 06:13 AM (hSQF+)

Point of order: The Bill of Rights grants no rights, it merely states our natural rights which the government (supposedly) cannot take away. If they try to abolish the 2nd Amendment, the Dems know that will be met with force, which is just what they want. But that old adage applies: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2018 06:18 AM (Y8PSl)

40 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:19 AM (9t5k1)

41 Morning mouth breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2018 06:19 AM (laudu)

42 "I think his point is we will kill you to get your guns!"

Yeh, I get that a member of our government is advocating for the shooting of American citizens.

But the threat to use nuclear weapons on American soil, against fellow Americans probably shouldn't be ignored either.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:21 AM (cqNba)

43 I put in my vodka vanilla mix

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:21 AM (6VrXf)

44 >>> I was a kid when sgt pepper was released- my older sister wore that album out.

It didn't wear well with me. I would rather listen to Revolver a 2nd time.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:22 AM (9t5k1)

45 After Hillary no Democrat loses fair and square according to them.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:22 AM (6VrXf)

46 Rick
But that old adage applies: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2018 06:18 AM (Y8PSl)

They are already testing killing people with guns in MD. Coming soon to your state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

47 Interesting. I should probably not try that, may enjoy it too much! Hah

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:23 AM (Z/jzm)

48 Does Eric Swalwell have the temperament to be in Government?

We heard that question an awful lot concerning Justice Kavanaugh.

And that was simply for responding to false accusations of rape, assault, lying, and all around being a bad person.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:24 AM (cqNba)

49 >>It didn't wear well with me. I would rather listen to Revolver a 2nd time.

Not a huge beatles fan *ducks* but i can take small doses

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:25 AM (Z/jzm)

50 "They are already testing killing people with guns in MD. Coming soon to your state."

Maryland IS my State.

We are watching the outcome of that early morning raid with a lot of fear and anger.

And a belief that the Police actually wanted the events of that 5:20am raid to go exactly the way it did.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:26 AM (cqNba)

51 Idiot
But the threat to use nuclear weapons on American soil, against fellow Americans probably shouldn't be ignored either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:21 AM (cqNba)

They have nuked us for about 40 years! Illegals raping and killing our daughters. Tax and spend policies that destroy wealth. Destruction of the black family through welfare and the white family with hollywood no fault divorce.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:28 AM (JFO2v)

52 Not much of a Beatles fan at all. The odd song here and there are ok, but in small doses

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 17, 2018 06:28 AM (Z216Q)

53 >>> Not a huge beatles fan *ducks* but i can take small doses

I'm a fan, but no need to duck. My favorites don't get radio play.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:29 AM (9t5k1)

54 And a belief that the Police actually wanted the events of that 5:20am raid to go exactly the way it did.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:26 AM (cqNba)

It is like swatting! Why does it end up badly every fukn time? Pick up the phone and asked, hey whats happening?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

55
I bought the Sgt Pepper album but tired of it quickly. Sounded like music advocating for drug abuse.

I liked the anti-drug stuff. When Clapton sang 'Cocaine' it sounded like a warning:
♫ Feeling is gone but you just
Got to ride on, cocaine
But don't forget this fact
You just can't get it back, cocaine ♫

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:31 AM (e7O7B)

56 Coffee? Check.

Dogs? Check.

Book? Right here.

We are good to go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 17, 2018 06:31 AM (Z216Q)

57 Getting to listen most days to a radio at work I have literally heard some old rock songs 10,000 times. I really don't need 10,001.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:38 AM (6VrXf)

58 California Dem says US would win 'short war' against gun-rights advocates: 'The government has nukes'

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I'm not worried. The democrats have lost every war they ever started. Nukes didn't do us any good in Vietnam.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 17, 2018 06:38 AM (hrcfq)

59 "I think his point is we will kill you in wholesale lots, innocent and guilty alike to get your guns!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:17 AM (JFO2v) "

fify.
I'll give the ambitious little murderer credit for this :
he seems to understand the magnitude of the problem.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2018 06:38 AM (tSXzq)

60 Sausages were good this week, maybe pattys next week since this job I'm on is a late start.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:39 AM (6VrXf)

61 @RepSwalwell
Follow Follow @RepSwalwell
More Rep. Eric Swalwell Retweeted Dana Loesch
Shes not lying. We should ban assault weapons by buying them back

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

62 So if the government nukes everyone, would the fallout cool the planet.

Which would then offset global warming?

Thereby reducing he number and severity of California wild fires?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:40 AM (cqNba)

63 Morning everyone! So much for my plan to sleep until noon. I've been up since 5:00.

Turkey talk: I bought a 20-pound raptor and I'm going to try the low-and-slow method. Since it's just me this year, failure CAN be an option, so I'm pondering a coffee brine and a bacon lattice using Godshall's coffee-flavored bacon. That sounds crazy now that I see it in print.

https://godshalls.com/porkbacon/

Favorite Beatles album: Paul McCartney's Ram.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 06:40 AM (kQs4Y)

64 I already have the perfect turkey. It only cost $400.00 dollars because you get a "free" turkey after spending that amount of money at the supermarket!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 06:40 AM (AllCR)

65 Here in the Bluegrass we're on day 3 with no electric service. We had a wicked ice storm Wednesday night that took down many, many trees in the area. Of course the area suffered numerous blackouts as a result. We've been keeping warm with a kerosene heater and using a generator to keep the fridge cold, the Internet up and perhaps most importantly, make coffee.

It's 25 degrees now, with "freezing fog." Wonderful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 17, 2018 06:41 AM (iiixZ)

66 >> Getting to listen most days to a radio at work I have literally heard some old rock songs 10,000 times. I really don't need 10,001.

The classic rock format is done to death.

Last night while driving home I caught Bach's 3rd Brandenburg Concerto and turned it up to 11.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:42 AM (9t5k1)

67 Always cross the road at the zebra crossing lads.

Posted by: saf at November 17, 2018 06:42 AM (5IHGB)

68 >>Getting to listen most days to a radio at work I have literally heard some old rock songs 10,000 times. I really don't need 10,001.

Amazing how there seems to be such a short list of songs. Sirius radio station that is on at work-you can set your watch by the time a song is played daily

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:42 AM (Z/jzm)

69 @30
And as I have illustrated in numerous ways in why we are not turning the black vote in meaningful way, Stacey Abrams and people like her are the Democrat Party.

We need to recognize this reality and deal with it.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2018 06:43 AM (qxq6t)

70 I'll give the ambitious little murderer credit for this :
he seems to understand the magnitude of the problem.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2018 06:38 AM (tSXzq)

I would love to ask occasional 3 questions:

1. If all US income confiscated at 100% tax rate of that over $1 M is only $1.2 Trillion how you gonna pay for a $3 Trillion program?
2. Why is the Amazon deal bad?
3. What is the national tampon?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

71 https://earthporn

Some are of other countries but scroll down and there are several of the U.S. Including Teluride, CO. Beautiful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 06:45 AM (AllCR)

72
Sometimes I realize where Trump comes from on some issues. He was running a successful business in the 70's and 80's and he knew the effect of drug use in the workplace. The shit was fvcking rampant back then. Probably lost a bunch of employees, workplace accidents, the whole nine yards.

I lost a BIL who was in construction to cocaine. Blew his own brains out.

For him to want to close the border to drug mules, hate drug peddling gangs? Perfectly understandable among us 'normals'.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:46 AM (e7O7B)

73
Sound as if Swalwell needs a redefinition of the phrase "your worst nightmare".

His proposal is a dandy way to get it.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 17, 2018 06:46 AM (lNDMt)

74 63 That's not a Beatles album and Paul was dead by then anyway.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 06:46 AM (xceTB)

75 FenSpoke, you are a porn monger?

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:47 AM (9t5k1)

76
I think Trump lost his own brother to alcoholism.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:47 AM (e7O7B)

77 For him to want to close the border to drug mules, hate drug peddling gangs? Perfectly understandable among us 'normals'.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:46 AM (e7O7B)

I sometimes wonder if true libertarians are willing to live with the death toll of their ideas?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

78 Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 06:46 AM (xceTB)

I know, dear, I said it half in jest. But I still like it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 06:48 AM (kQs4Y)

79 Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2018 06:47 AM (9t5k1)

Only the earth variety, It's such a dumb name for a nice site!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 06:50 AM (AllCR)

80 We need to recognize this reality and deal with it.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 17, 2018 06:43 AM (qxq6t)

There is no "dealing with it."

I work with a lot of people that are one generation removed from the FSA. Msss Abrams was the perfect candidate for the FSA in Ga. A big woman. "She looks just like me. She is me. She's down for the struggle. She's gonna get me a bigger check. She ain't no racist white man."

Maybe maybe the children of my employees. Maybe. Not likely.

And those few that didn't vote for her would never admit it to their peeps.

Trump is unique. However, if the Dems run someone like Msss Abrams, they'll vote for her. See also Barky.

tl;dr

Doomed.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 17, 2018 06:51 AM (laudu)

81 >>For him to want to close the border to drug mules, hate drug peddling gangs? Perfectly understandable among us 'normals'.

I know all the reasons dems want open borders but this scourge of drugs etc is not going to go well for them. I'm hopeful (and pray daily) that enough normal people will finally stand up and say enough! Our president is correct on this.

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:51 AM (Z/jzm)

82 What do random horde and hordettes think of, if anything when they see someone in a photograph holding their fingers up as if signing, when they're not signing but simply because doing so is thought to be some cool millenial thing to do? I assume correctly the person is functionally retarded.

Posted by: Smithers at November 17, 2018 06:52 AM (P7mVl)

83 I knew the song on from the first line. Took awhile to remember the name.

And Vic, the link at #15 is to the Stalwell story.

Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 06:52 AM (3HNOQ)

84 ACLU

It promotes an unfair process, inappropriately favoring the accused

So ACLU now says in shesaid hesaid the shesaid is always winner! Every organization in time becomes the clownshoe of its former self!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

85 *waves at Eris and Fen and their turkeys*

Today is a big Thanksgiving prep day for me, by which I mostly mean I need to get my house in order. People start arriving home tomorrow and I can't wait. I just pulled up my Thanksgiving menu to see what I can do for that today. I'll be making the rolls and freezing them before baking, and probably doing the same with the pie crusts.

I haven't switched anything up for this year. The other day I asked my husband and my daughter if it's become boring and predictable. They both said no, it's tradition, and if you change anything we'll kill you. I love my family.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 06:53 AM (U5tDi)

86 Posted by: Smithers at November 17, 2018 06:52 AM (P7mVl)

It is known that ALL Japanese tourists must make the peace sign when having their picture taken.

At least the Duck Lips thing seems to have died down.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 06:54 AM (kQs4Y)

87 Any buy back of firearms would be pennys on the dollar, with
300,000 000 or more in the country

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:54 AM (6VrXf)

88 woot woot EMT

Heya, guys.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 06:55 AM (t+qrx)

89 "I sometimes wonder if true libertarians are willing to live with the death toll of their ideas?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:47 AM (JFO2v) "

I think they have this in common with most others; they think other peoplewill pay those prices, not them. They are too smart & savvy.

I was gonna say in common with collectivists, but really I hear that kind of bizzarro optimism all over the spectrum.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2018 06:55 AM (tSXzq)

90 78 Having received Meet the Beatles for a birthday in 65, have a long history with the lads - it was actually Sgt. Pepper that started me on my odd arc of just not caring for Paul - that album really set up the difference in his writing and arrangements versus John and George's He was always the most gifted though.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 06:56 AM (xceTB)

91 >>I haven't switched anything up for this year.

No switching things up! All the favorites must be on the table! Just like the Christmas cookies that need to be made every year. TRADITION! It's what makes it special, and i love that

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:56 AM (Z/jzm)

92
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2018 06:56 AM (LsBY9)

93 The other day I asked my husband and my daughter if it's become boring and predictable. They both said no, it's tradition, and if you change anything we'll kill you.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 06:53 AM (U5tDi)

*dabs eyes*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 06:57 AM (t+qrx)

94 87 Any buy back of firearms would be pennys on the dollar, with
300,000 000 or more in the country
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:54 AM (6VrXf)

The point is not the $$ It is the ruling over you and the threat of a police state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

95 At least the Duck Lips thing seems to have died down.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate

* * * * * * * *

Ah yes, and the coup de gras is the duck lips WITH peace sign.

Posted by: Smithers at November 17, 2018 06:58 AM (P7mVl)

96 I'm not worried. The democrats have lost every war they ever started. Nukes didn't do us any good in Vietnam.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 17, 2018 06:38 AM (hrcfq)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Taliban at November 17, 2018 06:59 AM (7PLM4)

97
I wonder how many leftist women -- now picture the average one -- think that having an infinite supply of south-of-the-border types is going to increase their chances of getting laid?

#LetEmInSoICanGetLaid!

Hate to tell you dears, but they're more likely to run into or steal your car, break into your house and steal your shit, then politely ask you on a date.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:59 AM (e7O7B)

98 What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Taliban at November 17, 2018 06:59 AM

Target Practice

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 17, 2018 07:00 AM (hrcfq)

99 No switching things up! All the favorites must be on the table! Just like the Christmas cookies that need to be made every year. TRADITION! It's what makes it special, and i love that
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:56 AM (Z/jzm)
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And that's the truth. I'm always allowed to make MORE kinds of Christmas cookies but I'm never allowed to subtract any. That's okay, I very rarely make cookies any other time of year because we'd eat them so I go all out at Christmas.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:00 AM (U5tDi)

100 If you read the comments following most of the news stories on the Anne Arundel shooting, you will fine most are totes cool with the cops killing that guy. I get "he started it" and all, but what did they think was going to happen rousting someone thought to be unstable at 5 in the morning? And why do so called normal people who rage about the gentle giant killings in the same burgh gives the police a pass here?

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 07:01 AM (xceTB)

101 who said this?

the path I have chosen to follow by attending Princeton will likely lead to my further integration and/or assimilation into a White cultural and social structure that will only allow me to remain on the periphery of society, never becoming a full participant. This realization has presently made my goals to actively utilize my resources to benefit the Black community more desirable.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

102 *dabs eyes*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 06:57 AM (t+qrx)
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I know, hog, right? Touching, isn't it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:02 AM (U5tDi)

103 There have been 2 red flag bills already introduced for the new legislative session here in TX.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:02 AM (r71Ke)

104 who said this?

the path I have chosen to follow by attending Princeton will likely lead to my further integration and/or assimilation into a White cultural and social structure that will only allow me to remain on the periphery of society, never becoming a full participant. This realization has presently made my goals to actively utilize my resources to benefit the Black community more desirable.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
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Michelle Obama. What do I win?

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:02 AM (U5tDi)

105 Hate to tell you dears, but they're more likely to run into or steal your car, break into your house and steal your shit, then politely ask you on a date.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 06:59 AM (e7O7B)

and fuk the cat and shit in your purse

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

106 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

MIchelle Obama

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (AllCR)

107 Found one of grandma's Christmas cookie recipes while going thru some stuff at my mom's. I've been trying to reconstruct it on and off since grandma died (in 81!) and cant get it quite right. Now that i found her recipe i'm looking forward to tasting those again.

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (Z/jzm)

108 The gun-grabbers always want to send the stormtroopers in to get them. Cowards don't have the courage to lead the squad.

Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (3HNOQ)

109 Michelle Obama. What do I win?
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:02 AM (U5tDi)

A beer at Carlos Beer Garden. Tell Erica or Jenna to put it on Big Richards tab!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

110 108 The gun-grabbers always want to send the stormtroopers in to get them. Cowards don't have the courage to lead the squad.
Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (3HNOQ)

FIrst they came for the ARs

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

111 Oh Bluebell, this weekend is for housecleaning too. It makes cooking a pleasure to futz around in a clean kitchen. And I need to organize the fridge so there's room for everything. And put all my loose recipes in a notebook (they are legion). And string up the turkey lights.

I did all my peripheral shopping last night at Wegmans, thinking I was getting a leg up, but it was already a madhouse.

My usual T-Day jam is a big raucous gathering at my friends' house, but there's been a family emergency so that's out. I'm kind of looking forward to a quiet Thanksgiving.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:05 AM (kQs4Y)

112 Now that i found her recipe i'm looking forward to tasting those again.
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (Z/jzm)
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That's wonderful! Type it up in your computer so you won't lose it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:06 AM (U5tDi)

113 Had it by "Woke up, got out of bed."

And that's a tune I would love to see all of the Ringo bashers try to write a drum/percussion part to.

And in case no one around here has already said it, ( yeah, small chance of that) may I propose a slight addition to the style guide?

Eric Swallowswell

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 07:07 AM (QfSXK)

114 A beer at Carlos Beer Garden. Tell Erica or Jenna to put it on Big Richards tab!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
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That's okay, you can have it - I'm not a fan of beer. In fact, have two (one from me) and put it on Big Richard's tab.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:07 AM (U5tDi)

115 You know how to prove G D has a sense of humor? RIngo will be last to go!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

116 I can just hardly wait until January when Loopy Occasional-Cortex is sworn in and quickly realizes what a ridiculously boring job it is to sit in the House and do nothing all day.

Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 07:09 AM (3HNOQ)

117 >>Type it up in your computer so you won't lose it.

Good idea! Had a blast finding it. Mom has so many handwritten recipes that have been re-written and changed. I'm hoping this was grandma's final revision of this particular one.

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 07:09 AM (Z/jzm)

118 That's okay, you can have it - I'm not a fan of beer. In fact, have two (one from me) and put it on Big Richard's tab.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:07 AM (U5tDi)

I have some McCallans 18 here at the house!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

119 My usual T-Day jam is a big raucous gathering at my friends' house, but there's been a family emergency so that's out. I'm kind of looking forward to a quiet Thanksgiving.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:05 AM (kQs4Y)
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I remember that you usually go to your friends' place. I'm sorry to hear about the family emergency. The good news is you'll have lots of leftovers to have fun with!

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:10 AM (U5tDi)

120 rhennigantx. I was in the liquor store the other day and I saw a bottle of a blended Scotch called Sheep Dip. I dang near bought it just for the name.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:12 AM (r71Ke)

121 I have some McCallans 18 here at the house!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
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Not a scotch drinker either. You got anything with an umbrella in it?

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:14 AM (U5tDi)

122 We're actually doing a duck this year at Chateau D'Eez, going to brine it at least 24 hours 'cause it's a monster, at least 11 pounds.
Debate still going on about glazing; orange or ?, I want to try peach.

But yeah, that's later in the week, today the Great Cleaning begins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2018 07:14 AM (tSXzq)

123 *shoves pineapple mango rum punch in ceramic tiki mug to Bluebell*

What color umbrella?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:15 AM (kQs4Y)

124 120 rhennigantx. I was in the liquor store the other day and I saw a bottle of a blended Scotch called Sheep Dip. I dang near bought it just for the name.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:12 AM (r71Ke)

grabs keys
puts on pants
walks out door
fuk! still dark
Alexa when does liquor store open!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

125 Sends bluebell an eggnog with brandy and a cinnamon stick in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:16 AM (r71Ke)

126 Thanks, Eris! I'm not picky about the umbrella color; whatever you think goes best with that delicious punch will be fine. Do I get to keep the tiki mug?

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:17 AM (U5tDi)

127 LOL. I bought a Butterball to donate to the KoC "Turkey Bingo" tomorrow. I am not a big fan of turkey. As a social thing, I will play bingo. The question is "Will I call 'BINGO'?" I have a pork loin that I will be cooking instead for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: JAS at November 17, 2018 07:17 AM (3HNOQ)

128 Not a scotch drinker either. You got anything with an umbrella in it?

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:14 AM (U5tDi)

that reminds me of lost weekend at Islamorada where I would only drink things with a fluorescent tube light in it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:17 AM (JFO2v)

129 Do I get to keep the tiki mug?
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:17 AM (U5tDi)

yes only $18 more!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

130 You all are going to have me drunk before breakfast.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:19 AM (U5tDi)

131 Possibly something to discuss during the weekly Gum Thread.

Apparently it may become illegal to buy a rectangle of aluminum.

https://tinyurl.com/ydx4fbxg

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:19 AM (cqNba)

132 Rep. Eric Swalwell

Americas gun debate in one thread.

1) I propose a buy-back of assault weapons

2) Gun owner says hell go to war with USA if that happens

3) I sarcastically point out USA isnt losing to his assault weapon (its not the 18th Century)

4) Im called a tyrant

5) 0 progress

This is who you put on Congress!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

133 Here's a 42-pound turkey coming out of the oven. They had to remove all the racks and set it on bricks to cooks it. Took two guys to take it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5YnfWUjkCk

There's a farm nearby that sells fresh turkeys and they do have 40-pounders:

http://www.maplelawn.com/aboutturkeys.htm

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:21 AM (kQs4Y)

134 130 You all are going to have me drunk before breakfast.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:19 AM (U5tDi)

pre tend like is it vaca

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

135
I was in the liquor store the other day and I saw a bottle of a blended Scotch called Sheep Dip. I dang near bought it just for the name.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:12 AM

I was in the PA Liquor Store recently and saw a bottle of 'Deaths Door' gin. Same thought ran through my head, good bottle for display.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 07:22 AM (e7O7B)

136 Has anyone read and reviewed Mooche's book?

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 07:22 AM (6VrXf)

137 This gun grab thing gets traction with the Leftist congress can't wait to see if Pennsylvania's new congressmen go for it.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 07:25 AM (6VrXf)

138 bluebell and I have matching bottles of Freakshow.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:25 AM (r71Ke)

139 Damn gotta get a bumper now!

https://bearingarms.com/tom-k/2018/11/16/doj-set-declare-bump-stocks-machine-guns/

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

140 Loopy Occasional-Cortex....Her swearing in and daily activities and talking to MFM reporters will be a big event. Probably as much coverage as the Porn Lawyer got on CNN.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 07:27 AM (es8n4)

141 136 Has anyone read and reviewed Mooche's book?
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 07:22 AM (6VrXf)

I hear it has some very prolife statements. Wonder if Bhussein approved that?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

142 bluebell and I have matching bottles of Freakshow.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2018 07:25 AM (r71Ke)
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Yes we do! It's how we know Weasel loves us.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:28 AM (U5tDi)

143 DOJ is still a Obama run organization

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 07:28 AM (6VrXf)

144 " Damn gotta get a bumper now! "
That was the article that led me to the one about not just banning 80% lowers, but not even being able to buy a replacement trigger if yours breaks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:28 AM (cqNba)

145 Friend and partner in musical crime called me up last Sunday and said they were staying home for small, family T-day get together. Wife and daughter said call 'teej' and tell him to get up here.

Some of my favorite people on the planet so not turning that down.

Another great friend and family ( met playing in a band, go figure ) gets ahold of me Tuesday.
Already going to Gary's but early meal there so so I'll be ready for more pie by 6 or so.

Dinner with friends of over 25 years.
More pie with friends of over a dozen years.

Jackpot!! minus the only thing missing...

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 07:30 AM (QfSXK)

146 "the infamous Heidi game"

Little known fact, John Boy Walton wrote the screenplay for that particular TV movie.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 17, 2018 07:30 AM (gNCcC)

147 If shed had a fair election, she already would have won, Clinton said on Tuesday while speaking at the LBJ School of Public Affairs of the University of Texas.

Please tell me we did not pay the scrunt to come to Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

148 Good Morning Glories!
Slept in until 7 am Woot Woot!

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 07:30 AM (dczB+)

149 Oh...if I'm reading that POS lBill correctly, buying a replacement barrel would be illegal as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:32 AM (cqNba)

150
"Nelson Has No Path; Democrats Admit Race Is Over"

And by "Race Is Over", Dims mean "Sure, Nelson Lost, But We've Learned Loads About How To Cheat Next Time"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2018 07:33 AM (pNxlR)

151 Morning Horde. Someone ripped off my *Midvale School for the Gifted* coffee mug.

Grumbles. . . initiates a hunt. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 07:34 AM (9rIkM)

152 147 That would be Austin, so probably.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 07:34 AM (xceTB)

153 And by "Race Is Over", Dims mean "Sure, Nelson Lost, But We've Learned Loads About How To Cheat better Next Time"

*Suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:35 AM (cqNba)

154 "Ha ha, no seriously, guys, the nuke thing was just a joke!"

"we are just JOKING about killing your families!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 17, 2018 07:35 AM (c/YYb)

155 Family is coming here for Thanksgiving so my honey-do list includes:

Clean off the front porch

Pressure wash the house

Touch up the paint were the pressure washer knocks it off

Clean up the yard

Cut the grass

And after lunch ..

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:36 AM (UdKB7)

156 Will no one rise to stop the Glorbal Flemring?

Posted by: Al Gore's Next Chakra at November 17, 2018 07:36 AM (TBpGE)

157 teej, sounds like you're going to have a fantastic and calorific Thanksgiving. Good for you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:36 AM (U5tDi)

158 If shed had a fair election, she already would have won, Clinton said on Tuesday while speaking at the LBJ School of Public Affairs of the University of Texas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:30 AM (JFO2v)

If she'd had a fair investigation, she'd already would have been formally charged and still be trekking back and forth between the courtroom and a cell every day for about the next four years, running out of people to throw under the bus.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:36 AM (t+qrx)

159 ""Ha ha, no seriously, guys, the nuke thing was just a joke!"

"we are just JOKING about killing your families!"

How bout if we just are required to wear som type of identifiable item on our clothing, indicating our status as semi-automatic firearm owners.

That way the general population could identify us easily in public.

Perhaps then make it difficult for us to conduct financial transactions within the U.S. banking system as well.

Hey....wait a minute....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (cqNba)

160 I'm also responsible for smoking the turkey on the Green Egg which I have never done and don't know how to. I understand that you should soak it in salt water for a couple of weeks though.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

161 "we are just JOKING about killing your families!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 17, 2018 07:35 AM (c/YYb)

I humbly apologize that you chumps are too stupid to appreciate the subtlety and nuance of my impotent threats, you idiots.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (t+qrx)

162 Guy in Florida arrested for dealing crack. Picture appears on FB and people start making funny comments about his large neck. I don't really like comments about people's appearances but since this guy is a meth dealer I don't feel too bad:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7zarop

And I hope to God I never do anything really bad-not just because I don't want to do that, but I don't want my picture of FB for people to comment on. No, I don't have a big neck, but people make comments on everything!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 07:40 AM (AllCR)

163 Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

You really should have started the process in August.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:40 AM (kQs4Y)

164 WOW just WOW

https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/58423.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

165 I will give $500 and a turkey to whoever shows up and takes care of my list.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

166 Grabber bill gets passed in house.
Dies in Senate.

In the mean time, does anyone here Q?
Seen our president point to Q sign at rally and make "Air Q's?"

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 07:41 AM (QfSXK)

167 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 07:40 AM (AllCR)

How did I know he'd have a neck tattoo? Such a magnificent canvas. And it says "Blessed"!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:42 AM (kQs4Y)

168
Disgruntled communist who lost the GA gov election admits she can not
cheat enough to win the election so she is going to sue the State of GA
anyway. And she still has not conceded the election.

http://tinyurl.com/yc65jtjy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM

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I expect she will file a Civil Rights lawsuit against the State and further predict she will Judge shop until she finds one that will hear her case.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 17, 2018 07:43 AM (JUOKG)

169 162 Guy in Florida arrested for dealing crack. Picture appears on FB and people start making funny comments about his large neck. I don't really like comments about people's appearances but since this guy is a meth dealer I don't feel too bad:

.................

One of the comments.. "Boy look like he could drink peanut butter". Ok I giggled.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2018 07:44 AM (PRtMG)

170 I humbly apologize that you chumps are too stupid to appreciate the subtlety and nuance of my impotent threats, you idiots.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (t+qrx)

I think Just Kidding is on Gary J. Willis tombstone!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

171 I'm also responsible for smoking the turkey on the Green Egg which I have never done and don't know how to. I understand that you should soak it in salt water for a couple of weeks though.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:38 AM (UdKB7)

If you don't have a recipe yet, my parents and I have used the one from Mr. Meathead Goldwyn a few times and it turns out well. You don't need to brine it that long. You might not need to at all.

http://tinyurl.com/yamwowcn

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:44 AM (t+qrx)

172 "I expect she will file a Civil Rights lawsuit against the State and further predict she will Judge shop until she finds one that will hear her case.

I'm waiting till the moment when we have a judge who rules that the Constitution as written, is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:44 AM (cqNba)

173 Dolphin found shot dead on California beach. Looks like it was done on porpoise.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:45 AM (UdKB7)

174 How did I know he'd have a neck tattoo? Such a magnificent canvas. And it says "Blessed"!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 07:42 AM (kQs4Y)
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I like the comment remarking on that same tattoo and saying "Dude could have had "supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious" with room to spare."

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:45 AM (U5tDi)

175
So just when is Thanksgiving anyway?

Aw Hell! THURSDAY!
[expletives deleted]

It's snowing, the snow plows are running, and the roads are bad. I think I have enough bread and milk for another week.
[kicks the chair, yells at the dog, slams door]

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 17, 2018 07:45 AM (hrcfq)

176 165 I will give $500 and a turkey to whoever shows up and takes care of my list.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

Can I make sure bj and anal are not on the list first?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:45 AM (JFO2v)

177 Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2018 07:44 AM (PRtMG

Lot of funny comments there. One of my favorite was "Why are the comments so neckative"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2018 07:46 AM (AllCR)

178 Vic I was watching that game.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (6VrXf)

I did too; it pretty much set the tone for everything NBC sports did subsequently.

Last like Levin commented on how the hive mind of the MFM gleefully and universally describes the black robed tyrant mangling the Constitution to accommodate Desi Acosta as a Trump appointee. While technically true, judges at that level are usually nominated by the Senators, including blue staters, and if the nominee isn't a notorious jackhole gets rubber stamped by the President. It's the higher level judges that are nominated by the President.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 17, 2018 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

179 Thank you hogmartin! I'll check it out.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

180 "Dolphin found shot dead on California beach. Looks like it was done on porpoise."

Rumors are that he deserved it, for poking sea turtles in the nose with plastic straws.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:46 AM (cqNba)

181 Thanks bluebell!
And I loved your "if you change anything" comment. Sounds like a great bunch.

Btw, Gary's brother and sil might come. Brother is bass player in Gary's real band ( True North ) so there is the off chance we might... naw, that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 07:47 AM (QfSXK)

182 Nice Red county you have there, hater. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 17, 2018 07:48 AM (MxEKc)

183 50 "They are already testing killing people with guns in MD. Coming soon to your state."

Maryland IS my State.

We are watching the outcome of that early morning raid with a lot of fear and anger.

And a belief that the Police actually wanted the events of that 5:20am raid to go exactly the way it did.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 06:26 AM (cqNba)

I think it would be naive to believe otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 07:49 AM (NWiLs)

184 'http://tinyurl.com/yamwowcn'

Yamwow? I'm not supposed to do the cassarole.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:49 AM (UdKB7)

185 We're going to the cousins house this year, so all I have to bring is sides.
I don't even have to clean house!
This is how Thanksgiving was meant to be.

Posted by: ALH at November 17, 2018 07:49 AM (dczB+)

186 Btw, Gary's brother and sil might come. Brother is bass player in Gary's real band ( True North ) so there is the off chance we might... naw, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 07:47 AM (QfSXK)
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With all that musical talent gathered in one place, how could you NOT?

Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2018 07:51 AM (U5tDi)

187 Thank you hogmartin! I'll check it out.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

Cool! Let us know how it turns out.

The only reason we haven't used that one lately is we've been smoking Thanksgiving pastrami instead 😍🍖

He's got the pastrami recipe there too, plus a corned beef curing recipe for if you're starting from a slab of brisket.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:51 AM (t+qrx)

188 I am NOT a turkey!!

Posted by: Philip at November 17, 2018 07:53 AM (5pZ+4)

189 The CIA has determined that WaPo reporter Jamal Khashoggi was killed by the order of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Who cares?

Foreign potentate kills foreigner in foreign land.

News @ 11.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2018 07:54 AM (yQpMk)

190 'http://tinyurl.com/yamwowcn'

Yamwow? I'm not supposed to do the cassarole.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:49 AM (UdKB7)

There's a multinational yam megacorp in China right now that WISHES it had gotten the yamwow cn tinyurl.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 07:54 AM (t+qrx)

191 never ever ever sending 1 mutha fukn dollar to Texas again!

https://lbj.utexas.edu/lbj-school-honors-hillary-rodham-clinton-inaugural-arena-award

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

192
I can't eat anyone else's turkey anymore. The absolute secret to taking the 'gaminess' out of the bird is a cup of white wine and a cup of water in the bottom of your pot. I use an Aussie Riesling. It takes the flavor into the sweetness range from a neutral or negative.

Some people do the same thing by drowning their turkey in gravy. I prefer my slice of turkey dry, but moist.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 07:55 AM (e7O7B)

193 Desantis and his transition team, better be scoping out a plan on this fraud for 2020

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 07:55 AM (Jj/1f)

194 Posted by: rammajamma at November 17, 2018 07:01 AM (xceTB)

Yeah, I called the local radio show in Detroit that comes on after Rush and the host totally sided with the cops. No due process, no crime committed, no problem, just believe the cops 100%.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 07:56 AM (kiSdp)

195 Both sons in Dallas and fams will be coming to Thanksgiving this year. Haven't seen either of them since early last year. I'm sure my one granddaughter will not know me but hopefully, she'll warm up while they are here.

I'll cook big for everyone.

Middle son busted off a wheel lug yesterday while changing a tire (??) but learned later in the day he was offered a job he'd been seeking. So, a mixed bag.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 07:56 AM (9rIkM)

196 I don't trust the GOPe and McCarthy backing Ratcliffe to be the next attorney general smells a little rotten.

Posted by: Winston at November 17, 2018 07:57 AM (mgpkf)

197 Getting some good tips from the Amazing Ribs site including:

Do not tie the legs together.

Just letting the thighs free so hot air can surround them will do the job just fine, thank you. And doing so has the added bonus of letting the crotch area brown.

If there is any rub left, toss it in the gravy

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:57 AM (UdKB7)

198 i don't like anything on the board today. maybe:

notre dame -9 vs syracuse or

northwestern -3 @ minnesota but

my lock of the day is

michigan state -2 @ nebraska!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2018 07:57 AM (Pg+x7)

199 Foreign potentate kills foreigner in foreign land.

News @ 11.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2018 07:54 AM (yQpMk)

American President Kills American Citizen in Foreign Land

Obama directed the CIA to assassinate an American citizen in Yemen, Anwar al-Awlaki, despite the fact that he had never been charged with (let alone convicted of) any crime, and the agency successfully carried out that order a year later with a September 2011 drone strike.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:58 AM (JFO2v)

200 "Foreign potentate kills foreigner in foreign land. "

Wouldn't it be closer to:

Foreign potentate kills own citizen on own soil?

Distinction with only a slight difference.

Worthy of mention on the 11:00 news.

After the weather forecast and the local farm bureau report.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 07:58 AM (cqNba)

201 ... as usual do not gamble and whatever you do don't listen to me - are you out of you mind?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2018 07:58 AM (Pg+x7)

202 Moron Sex Tips

Do not tie the legs together.

Just letting the thighs free so hot air can surround them will do the job just fine, thank you. And doing so has the added bonus of letting the crotch area brown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:59 AM (JFO2v)

203 The CIA has determined that WaPo reporter Jamal Khashoggi was killed by the order of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Who cares?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
===

You will be made to care.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 07:59 AM (EZebt)

204 178. Good point by Levin. Judge in maine was a trump appointee also, and screwed us out of another house seat.

These decisions by lower level judges, hurts their career as they never get elevated. Many bush and reagan judges who suported obamacare, never given any thought by trump

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 07:59 AM (Jj/1f)

205 Moron Sex Tips

Do not tie the legs together.

Just letting the thighs free so hot air can surround them will do
the job just fine, thank you. And doing so has the added bonus of
letting the crotch area brown.

Posted by: rhennigantx
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Now you tell me.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2018 07:59 AM (9rIkM)

206 Getting some good tips from the Amazing Ribs site including:

Do not tie the legs together.

Just letting the thighs free so hot air can surround them will do the job just fine, thank you. And doing so has the added bonus of letting the crotch area brown.

If there is any rub left, toss it in the gravy
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 07:57 AM (UdKB7)

*double-checks URL*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:00 AM (t+qrx)

207 203. No good guys in that drama

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 08:00 AM (Jj/1f)

208 Gary has a ton of talent.
Brother is a very good by the numbers player.
Me?
Meh, I'll get ya through the night,,, in a pinch.
Which I did get to do with True North a couple of times when their drummer couldn't make it.

Talk. About. Fun.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:01 AM (QfSXK)

209 196. Anything is better than sessions

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 08:01 AM (Jj/1f)

210 Did Jamal Khashoggi have a White House Press Pass?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 08:02 AM (cqNba)

211 New ag should not be nominated until new senators are seated. We have 5 food ones coming in, and will want no comey or mueller ties

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 08:02 AM (Jj/1f)

212 Some of the Morons have joked around about Democrats wanting to kill us. Well Democratic California Rep. Eric Swalwell make it clear that's what he wants to do with gun owners.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

====

If you've ever seen this pustule on TuCa, you know he has the heart of an utter fascist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM (EZebt)

213 Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way
downstairs and drank a cup, and looking up I noticed I was late. Found
my coat and grabbed my hat made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way
upstairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

Same here! what are the chances??

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM (lwiT4)

214 Yeah, I called the local radio show in Detroit that comes on after Rush and the host totally sided with the cops. No due process, no crime committed, no problem, just believe the cops 100%.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 07:56 AM (kiSdp)

What show is that?

I wish you could get WJIM up there, though that doesn't address the root issue. Steve Gruber is just a more pleasant morning commute host.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM (t+qrx)

215 American President Kills American Citizen in Foreign Land

Obama directed the CIA to assassinate an American citizen in Yemen, Anwar al-Awlaki, despite the fact that he had never been charged with (let alone convicted of) any crime, and the agency successfully carried out that order a year later with a September 2011 drone strike.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 07:58 AM

Anyone ever see the Amazon series 'Mad Dogs'?

One of the best lines is when the CIA agent in Belize (Aaron) goes off on a rant about how 'We drone strike our own fvcking citizens in foreign lands. Don't fvck with me.'

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:05 AM (e7O7B)

216 Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)

===

Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

Ok, which song starts like that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 08:07 AM (EZebt)

217 Still re reading the sex shop they are writing about in The Sun (UK) Its going to be like computers, every few years they will leap ahead in tech. and you will want the latest one. I wonder if they will accept trade-ins.

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:07 AM (es8n4)

218 216 Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)

===

Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

Ok, which song starts like that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 08:07 AM (EZebt)

Oh wait... I got this... It's a Marilyn Manson song...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 08:08 AM (NWiLs)

219 I did some Christmas shopping online this morning. I am on the hunt for a camo Chicago Bears sweatshirt, size XL for son in law. So far I can only find mediums and smalls. What man wears a small?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:08 AM (lwiT4)

220 Good morning horde from the
PRC.

Posted by: Chinaacid at November 17, 2018 08:08 AM (gGroM)

221 219 I did some Christmas shopping online this morning. I am on the hunt for a camo Chicago Bears sweatshirt, size XL for son in law. So far I can only find mediums and smalls. What man wears a small?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:08 AM (lwiT4)

A small one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 08:08 AM (NWiLs)

222 219. Bears stink

Posted by: Jonah at November 17, 2018 08:09 AM (Jj/1f)

223 If you've ever seen this pustule on TuCa, you know he has the heart of an utter fascist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM (EZebt)

So who will be the Ukraine when the Demo Socialist Fascist take over.

They killed almost 10 million people (about 1 out of 3) in less than 2 years. It will not be Texas as we have ports. Maybe a Kansas or Nebraska would be a good place to start.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

224 All you need is love. Love is all you need.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:09 AM (lwiT4)

225 Love, love, love.
Love, love, love.

Ok, which song starts like that?
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It's by My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 08:09 AM (kQs4Y)

226 Hah!
Leave it to grammie.
First out loud laugh of the day.
Nominates for threadwinner.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:09 AM (QfSXK)

227 Ok, which song starts like that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2018 08:07 AM (EZebt)

All you need is love

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

228 Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM (t+qrx)

Hog, that is former Channel 4 news reader Guy Gordon. I'd say he is center, but all the Rush listeners call in and exasperate the Hell out of him.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (kiSdp)

229 Jonah - I agree, and am ashamed of my own grandchildren when they were their Bear gear. What are they thinking? We are of Packer lineage.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

230 Listen to WJIM - Lansing's Big Talker 1240 AM, you can listen over the internet....

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (es8n4)

231 Who needs the Beatles when you have the Stones.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (KbbEw)

232 Same here! what are the chances??

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:03 AM

You're the big Beatles fan. How many words did it take you to recognize the tune?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:11 AM (e7O7B)

233 Hiya teej! Packers suck this year. I TOLD THEM!!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:11 AM (lwiT4)

234 I wonder if they will accept trade-ins.
Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:07 AM (es8n4)

2018 Model
Never driven hard
A few dings in rear end
Needs good waxing

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

235 How many words did it take you to recognize the tune?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:11 AM (e7O7B)

Till it said bed

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:12 AM (lwiT4)

236 I go with grammie. All you need is love

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 08:12 AM (Z/jzm)

237 Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (lwiT4)

Packers fan, but not Brewers?

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:13 AM (kiSdp)

238 Packers fan, but not Brewers?

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:13 AM (kiSdp)

I never claimed to make sense.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:13 AM (lwiT4)

239 All you need is love? What about shelter, food, water, clothing and a reliable means of transportation?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 08:14 AM (NWiLs)

240 All you need is love? What about shelter, food, water, clothing and a reliable means of transportation?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2018 08:14 AM (NWiLs)

And foot rubs!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:14 AM (lwiT4)

241 >>What about shelter, food, water, clothing and a reliable means of transportation

Well yeah. And add money, too

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 08:15 AM (Z/jzm)

242 230 Listen to WJIM - Lansing's Big Talker 1240 AM, you can listen over the internet....

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:10 AM (es8n4)

What time of the day shows? I used to listen to them many years ago at school. We are cutting the cable cord after college football season.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:15 AM (kiSdp)

243 2018 Model
Never driven hard
A few dings in rear end
Needs good waxing
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:11 AM (JFO2v)

Cold weather package
Never smoked in
Clean title

Some rust (see pics)

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:16 AM (t+qrx)

244 I always heard it as "All you need is drugs"

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 08:16 AM (UdKB7)

245
The global warming is really coming down today. Could get an inch or two of it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 17, 2018 08:16 AM (SiINZ)

246
All you need is provisional ballots

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2018 08:16 AM (pNxlR)

247 What time of the day shows? I used to listen to them many years ago at school. We are cutting the cable cord after college football season.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:15 AM (kiSdp)

http://wjimam.com/shows/

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:17 AM (t+qrx)

248 I woke up at three this morning, so while I was doing my Christmas shopping on Amazon, I was listening to the Moody Blues. They are so good. I can't believe they didn't get elected into the RR Hall of Fame till this year. Travesty.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:17 AM (lwiT4)

249 >>Moody Blues

Another one of my sister's favorites. We shared a room. Heard them a lot! Tuesday afternoon...

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 08:20 AM (Z/jzm)

250 Hogmartin, do you spatchcock your turkey? Meathead showed that on your link.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (kiSdp)

251 Stumbled across this article while swamping on the twitters, and it seemed moronic enough to be posted here, e.g.,

"Uhlmann's Razor: When stupidity seems a sufficient explanation, there is no need for recourse to any more elaborate analysis."

http://tinyurl.com/y6wmbt8f

Have a good day all, I'm still trying to finish outdoor chores before the truly awful global warming occurs, so I expect to be scarce today.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (f3oO4)

252 We BOTH told em grammie.

My hope now is that Jordy and Tyler end up on the same team again.

Don't watch any games but pull up you tube highlights of my guys now and again.

And not was I right about that Mahomes out when he was at T Tech.
Didn't know how right i was.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (QfSXK)

253 So it looks like Verizon just upped our FIOS internet speed to 100/100 from 50/50.

Unasked...and for free.

I wonder what they are up to?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (cqNba)

254 There's a picture of Soros and Snipes on Breitbart that will make you smile.

Posted by: Winston at November 17, 2018 08:22 AM (mgpkf)

255 Ok...guy stops @ the "Obama store"...leaves car running....kids steal car...guy carjacks another customer to chase kids.

http://tinyurl.com/y7758tdm

Posted by: BignJames at November 17, 2018 08:25 AM (cxHbL)

256 All you need is provisional ballots
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2018 08:16 AM (pNxlR)

Next election, Broward County is only accepting provisional ballots.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 08:25 AM (f3oO4)

257 good morning horde ... shotgun for Bambi this weekend here ... but the bow hunters got three nice bucks already off my place. Venison for TurkeyDay.

Hopefully it won't come down to shooting the political turkeys, but with bozo threatening to nuke us, it may come to that in the end.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2018 08:25 AM (Cus5s)

258 I woke up at three this morning, so while I was doing my Christmas shopping on Amazon, I was listening to the Moody Blues. They are so good. I can't believe they didn't get elected into the RR Hall of Fame till this year. Travesty.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 17, 2018 08:17 AM

Even worse in my opinion... there's a 'Sir' Elton John and the Beatles all got the knight title too iirc. The Moody Blues who probably brought just as many dollars into the UK?

* crickets *

One lyric of theirs though, 'Where empires turn back to sand' could be the explanation. Kind of a pot shot.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:25 AM (e7O7B)

259
I called the local radio show in Detroit that comes on after Rush and the host totally sided with the cops. No due process, no crime committed, no problem, just believe the cops 100%.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 07:56 AM

Bitch Albom? I can't stand that guy

failed sports writer what now thinks he's a great political "thinker"

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 08:27 AM (KCxzN)

260 'There's a picture of Soros and Snipes on Breitbart that will make you smile.'

They weren't swinging from lamp posts so no joy.

Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2018 08:27 AM (UdKB7)

261 I wonder what they are up to?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (cqNba)

I'm sure it's just the goodness of their hearts!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 17, 2018 08:27 AM (f3oO4)

262
I read or heard in some YouTube video a couple years back that the Moody Blues *still* sell almost a million copies of 'Days of Future Passed' all these decades later.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:28 AM (e7O7B)

263 Hogmartin, do you spatchcock your turkey? Meathead showed that on your link.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:21 AM (kiSdp)

We did not, an' I'll tell you for why: we used one of those 'bullet' smokers that's basically a Weber grill that's a cylinder three feet deep. So it's pretty narrow on the top. We found the best way to fit the turkey in there was to keep it intact but prop it so some smoke could get pass through the cavity, and that if we spatchcocked it it would be too wide to fit the whole thing on the grill and still close the lid. If your BGE has a wide enough surface, spatchcocking is probably better.

Later I replaced the bullet type with the sideways barrel type with the smokebox on one end and the flue on the other, replacing the worst kind of smoker with the second worst kind, because sometimes I just compound bad decisions around here.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:28 AM (t+qrx)

264 Have a Moody Blues Live at Redrocks dvd.
Colorado Symphony Orchestra behind them.

Now THAT is a lot of talent on one stage.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:29 AM (QfSXK)

265 It is unacceptable to have over 11 million people living illegally in America. But mass deportation is unacceptable too both morally and logistically.

It is unacceptable to have over 11 million rapist living illegally in America. But rounding them up is unacceptable too both morally and logistically.

It is unacceptable to have over 11 million tax cheats living illegally in America. But jailing hard workers is unacceptable too both morally and logistically.

It is unacceptable to have over 11 million driving illegally in America. But vehicle checks are unacceptable too both morally and logistically.

Funny how one crime gets looked over. Imagine a politician saying those words for any other crime!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

266 Is it just me, or is anyone else finding the fact that Florida Democrats are so inept they can't even steal an election right funny?

Of course the DoJ won't do anything about Florida, Wisconsin, Arizona, California or Connecticut.

Posted by: Iblis at November 17, 2018 08:29 AM (OXWT4)

267 I have some fond memories of driving around Oahu listening to the Moody Blues (even though it was hippy trip-rock and I was a punk rock gal).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 08:30 AM (kQs4Y)

268 Ok...guy stops @ the "Obama store

A new "Florida Man" metaphor candidate.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 17, 2018 08:30 AM (lD3vL)

269 One lyric of theirs though, 'Where empires turn back to sand' could be the explanation. Kind of a pot shot.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:25 AM (e7O7B)

I think we can work with that:

"Where Constitutional Republics turn back to sand...

and glass"

Posted by: Comrade Swallowillingly at November 17, 2018 08:30 AM (f3oO4)

270 there's a 'Sir' Elton John and the Beatles all got the knight title too iirc.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly
________

Rod Stewart, too.

I've never been a fan of Rod Stewart, but when talking about his knighthood, he has said that he's not equipped to actually defend his country and that he's a bit embarrassed by the title. Defending the country is a job for actual soldiers, to whom he extends respect and gratitude.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 17, 2018 08:30 AM (aaDlx)

271 Of course the DoJ won't do anything about Florida, Wisconsin, Arizona, California or Connecticut.
Posted by: Iblis at November 17, 2018 08:29 AM (OXWT4)

And neither will the GOP, especially now!

Posted by: Comrade Swallowillingly at November 17, 2018 08:31 AM (f3oO4)

272 "I'm sure it's just the goodness of their hearts!"

You're probably right.

I mean, what else could it be?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2018 08:31 AM (cqNba)

273 Now on the playlist... South City Midnight Lady.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:32 AM (QfSXK)

274 Becoming.... Kindle Edition 14.99
Michelle Obama (Author)

Hurry, its a best seller. Kind of expensive for Kindle. Rave reviews by all the readers...Great Christmas gift for the family. /sac

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:32 AM (es8n4)

275 I have some fond memories of driving around Oahu listening to the Moody Blues (even though it was hippy trip-rock and I was a punk rock gal).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
________

I switched out The Moody Blues for The Guess Who on my Pandora. (All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and The Moody Blues wouldn't give it to me!)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 17, 2018 08:32 AM (aaDlx)

276 A remarkably low 13 percent are calling President Trumps economy a problem as confidence is hitting a 14-year high, and seven in 10 said 2018 is a good time to find a quality job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:33 AM (JFO2v)

277 Its just above freezing out, but sun is out and not much wind.

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 08:33 AM (6VrXf)

278
speaking of local radio, the VRWC station in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor has a two hour gun program every Saturday morning at 11:00 AM

"Trigger Talk Radio" on waamradio.com, click the "listen live" link

OTA at 1600 AM

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 08:33 AM (KCxzN)

279 274 Becoming.... Kindle Edition 14.99
Michelle Obama (Author)

Hurry, its a best seller. Kind of expensive for Kindle. Rave reviews by all the readers...Great Christmas gift for the family. /sac
Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:32 AM (es8n4)
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You can get the print version of TDG for $14.99!

Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2018 08:34 AM (MVjcR)

280 Have a Moody Blues Live at Redrocks dvd.
Colorado Symphony Orchestra behind them.

Now THAT is a lot of talent on one stage.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:29 AM

I've seen that on YouTube, it's really good. Still kinda pricey on Amazon.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 08:35 AM (e7O7B)

281 278
speaking of local radio, the VRWC station in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor has a two hour gun program every Saturday morning at 11:00 AM

"Trigger Talk Radio" on waamradio.com, click the "listen live" link

OTA at 1600 AM
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 08:33 AM (KCxzN)

Wifey read Swalwell article online and wants gun and and CCP for crhistmas!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

282 Democrats are getting election stealing practice, and its going to grow to more states as they get more mail in voting and illegals registered

Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2018 08:35 AM (6VrXf)

283 "Trigger Talk Radio" on waamradio.com, click the "listen live" link

Trigger Talk sounds like me talking to a group of millennials!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

284 #271. I live in CT. The theft is brazen and there's NO margin safe for fraud.

Posted by: Winston at November 17, 2018 08:37 AM (mgpkf)

285 I saw the Moody Blues live a few years ago. It was one of the better concerts I've been to!

Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2018 08:38 AM (MVjcR)

286 Bernie Sanders
@SenSanders
While Walmart claims it cannot afford to pay its workers $15 an hour, it was able to find enough money to pay its CEO more than $22 million last year.

22/1.4 wow everyone at walmart getting 15 bucks!!/year bonus!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 17, 2018 08:38 AM (JFO2v)

287 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 08:38 AM (KCxzN)

288 Rave reviews by all the readers...Great Christmas gift for the family. /sac
Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2018 08:32 AM (es8n4)

Broodax demands all puny earthlings buy this gift for the family sac.

Posted by: Broodax the Gravid at November 17, 2018 08:39 AM (t+qrx)

289 "Funny how one crime gets looked over. Imagine a politician saying those words for any other crime!"Posted by: rhennigantx

yeah, and it is 25 to 35 million. Ryan and company may try again to jam something through before their lame duck expires, on "comprehensive immigration reform" ... which has always meant a path to citizenship, no border control improvement. And that equals total Democrat/commie control in 20 years.

They just refuse to do the will of the people, which would be limited merit based LEGAL immigration. Deporting the illegals is less popular, but imo only because of the giant propaganda machines hiding the real costs.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2018 08:40 AM (Cus5s)

290 @267- Erie

Exact same,,, except for the punk rock part.

1/73 - 1/75

Waikikiki ( not a typo, what we called it ) usually at Point After or Red Noodle followed by after hours clubs on Friday nights.
When Sun comes up drive to north shore stopping at Dole stand for pinapple wedge and in Haliewa for shave ice.

Jump in ocean at Pipeline then crash on beach.
After about a year I looked like a Phillipino,,, except for the blue eyes.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:42 AM (QfSXK)

291 nood maxipad to get high

Posted by: illiniwek at November 17, 2018 08:43 AM (Cus5s)

292 Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2018 08:27 AM (KCxzN)

No no, I never ever listen to Bitch. What a fabulist he is. I'm referring to Guy Gordon. I will check out WJIM.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:46 AM (kiSdp)

293 Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:28 AM (t+qrx)

I do have a BGE, and it is worth every penny. You're not alone on compounding bad decisions. Mine are usually because I'm cheap.

Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:48 AM (kiSdp)

294 Now that i found her recipe i'm looking forward to tasting those again.

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at November 17, 2018 07:03 AM (Z/jzm)

That's awesome. Recipes are a great way to remember and honor those who have passed through our lives.

Please share the recipe on the Sunday food thread at some point so that we can celebrate with you.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2018 08:49 AM (uquGJ)

295 Never ascribe to incompetence what can adequately be explained by malice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 17, 2018 08:54 AM (yQpMk)

296 Couple of things from the recent election.

1. In Colorado 95% of the voters voted by mail, only 5% voted in person. (only 121,000)

2. In Colorado, party affiliation of people who voted breaks down thusly:

Democrat - 32%
Republican - 33%
Unaffiliated - 34%

And most of the statewide races were 7 to 10 percentage point Dem wins.

?Younger unaffiliated voters breaking Dem?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2018 08:54 AM (m45I2)

297 You're not alone on compounding bad decisions. Mine are usually because I'm cheap.
Posted by: clutch at November 17, 2018 08:48 AM (kiSdp)

I usually buy a couple knockoffs of everything until I just buy what I should have in the first place but didn't because I spend twice that amount on cheaper options, trying to save a buck.

No, I don't learn either.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2018 08:57 AM (t+qrx)

298 In Colorado, party affiliation of people who voted breaks down thusly:

Democrat - 32%
Republican - 33%
Unaffiliated - 34%

And most of the statewide races were 7 to 10 percentage point Dem wins.

?Younger unaffiliated voters breaking Dem?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 17, 2018 08:54 AM

That is kind of interesting because the nationwide average is (top of head) around 25% (D) and 23% (R). So Colorado over-performs in both (R) and (D) voting with a slightly higher (R) over-performance.

Looks like more then a few (R)'s are turncoats.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 17, 2018 09:05 AM (e7O7B)

299 Posted by: teej at November 17, 2018 08:42 AM (QfSXK)

For me it was The Wave Waikiki, then Wailana Coffee House, then back to the North Shore to watch the sun rise at Haleiwa Beach. *sigh*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 17, 2018 09:06 AM (kQs4Y)

300 298 You have ti expect a fair percentage of registered R's are NeverTrump squishes.

Posted by: steevy at November 17, 2018 11:06 AM (BXMxN)

301 Publix 49 cents/pound X 100 pounds.

Completely debone the birds for broth. Stuff the breasts with leg meat. Roll in 5 layers of commercial cling wrap and sous vide at 165F. Torch the skin to glorious golden perfection. Observe guests enjoying best turkey of their lives.

Posted by: FLaVrT at November 17, 2018 01:06 PM (MLejI)

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