Surprise! Prominent Democrat Eric Swalwell Is Already Proposing a Mandatory Semi-Automatic Rifle "Buyback" Program -- Sell the Government Your Gun or Face Prosecution -- and Reminds Gun Owners That the All-Powerful Godstate Has Nukes

They're not even in control of the House yet.

Remember, Democrats posed as moderates for this election.

And here we are.

A Democratic congressman has proposed outlawing "military-style semiautomatic assault weapons" and forcing existing owners to sell their weapons or face prosecution, a major departure from prior gun control proposals that typically exempt existing firearms.

In a USA Today op-ed entitled "Ban assault weapons, buy them back, go after resisters," Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., argued Thursday that prior proposals to ban assault weapons "would leave millions of assault weapons in our communities for decades to come."


Swalwell proposes that the government should offer up to $1,000 for every weapon covered by a new ban, estimating that it would take $15 billion to buy back roughly 15 million weapons -- and "criminally prosecute any who choose to defy [the buyback] by keeping their weapons."

...

"There's something new and different about the surviving Parkland high schoolers' demands," he wrote. 'They dismiss the moral equivalence we've made for far too long regarding the Second Amendment. I've been guilty of it myself, telling constituents and reporters that 'we can protect the Second Amendment and protect lives.'"

Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."

He means the power of the Godstate is supreme over its human serfs, who are inconsequential.

Twitchy curates his response when someone says Swalwell and his leftist Godstate Priests want a war:



Well, I hope the TruCons who either openly agitated for Democrat control of the House or were passive-aggressive and cowardly in merely agitating for that without admitting their aims are happy with all this huge renaissance of True Conservatism they've given rise to.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:43 PM




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1 War.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (BXMxN)

2 Foist.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (xrXxZ)

3

Quick, give these leftist maniacs the nuclear codes!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (prTbl)

4 So many cold dead hands..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

5 Come. Have them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (LX21o)

6 Ace, the TruCons or Soros or other lightning rods did not create this disastrous election outcome.

Guess who did?

Voters.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (NyQaH)

7 Note to self: buy a fuck ton of $500 rifles to sell to the govt for $1000

If you can't beat 'em, profit at least.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (1JAxC)

8 Ah, Eric Swalwell can go fuck himself.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (ffWPP)

9 Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."

Huh. I don't believe that you believe that.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

10 Willowed and appropriate:

PSA for PSA:

Palmetto State Armory Pre Black Friday Sale
PSA 16" M4 CARBINE 5.56 NATO 1:7 LIGHTWEIGHT M-LOK CLASSIC RIFLE $469.99
Plus free shipping.

End PSA.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (9vbJt)

11
Swalwell Talks Like ISIS.

Yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (prTbl)

12 Asshole was being eviscerated on Twitter. I hope Pelosi tells him to shut up and stop spilling Dem secrets on twitter.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (ZYn8E)

13 F BREXIT.

TEXIT.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (9vbJt)

14 None of them are moderates.

Including the Democrat voters who say they are.

They are all a half step away from requiring all conservatives to go to FEMA camps for re-education or elimination.

You know, for Mother Gaia. And their Lord God Obama.

Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (z1Dz9)

15
this knob swalwell was going off on twitter today about how "studies have shown that a pistol grip on a rifle makes them more powerful"

so we should listen to him, 'cause he's all sciency-n-siht

wanker

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (KCxzN)

16
This guy Swalwell sounds like a radical islamist but for leftist policies instead of islam.

He needs to be treated like ISIS.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (prTbl)

17 Think I may buy another AR, out of spite.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (ffWPP)

18 Well, that escalated quickly

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

19 Propose away, it isn't going to work, they don't have billions to do it.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (6VrXf)

20 In a USA Today op-ed entitled "Ban assault weapons, buy them back, go after resisters," Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., argued Thursday that prior proposals to ban assault weapons "would leave millions of assault weapons in our communities for decades to come."

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Honestly? Just start anywhere pot is legal. Anyone smoking dope and buying/owning guns is breaking federal firearms laws.

Go. Have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (LX21o)

21 He nuked his pants just thinking about it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2018 07:46 PM (JaP6u)

22 So you know how the MSM/Libs (BIRM) say 90% of Americans want more gun control.

In WA state, in the top 3 most liberal states, there was an anti-gun ballot measure. It passed of course, but with only 60%. So nationally 90% want to ban guns, yet in WA state, only 60% voted for it.

Yet I never hear any Republicans make this point when discussing the 90% bullshit. It's just taken as fact, like the 97% global warming "fact".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:46 PM (1JAxC)

23 Think I may buy another AR, out of spite.....
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Yep. Tell me you'll ban a weapon and that makes me want to buy one.

Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:46 PM (z1Dz9)

24 Nukes are most effective in urban environments.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

25 And whether the Dems actually go thru the motions of passing something in the House will show just how far gone they think the country is.

I say they won't push it too hard.

Gunzzz may be the last issue limiting the depredations of the Dems, with GOP acquiescence (mostly).

Pretty clear nothing else can cost the Dems votes.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:47 PM (NyQaH)

26 What does several million EBR's being cocked at once sound like?
Can't hear it, neighbors V8 just went by.

Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2018 07:47 PM (FhXTo)

27 i hope his neighbors are all resistors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

28 OT, Trump is coming to enemy territory. He is going to visit the fire ravaged areas in Cali accompanied by Jerry Brown and that asshole Newsom.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 07:47 PM (ZYn8E)

29 Pop a nuke on innocent citizens?

*types
*deletes

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 07:47 PM (9vbJt)

30 Also... anything that Obama did that was bad, is now Trump's fault because he has not fixed it.

Obamacare? Totally Trumps fault. 110% responsible for it.


/see how that works?

Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:48 PM (z1Dz9)

31 Anything mag fed, semi auto, bigger than .22. Step Two is anything with a tube mag bigger than .22.

That was Barry's original proposal. Thats what they're going after.

So - who will turn theirs in ? Be honest. And screw that notion of "They'll never find mine". They will.

I'm not turning my shit in. I'm pushing all my chips in on this shit.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 07:48 PM (QwmrN)

32 The Dems understand that the Founders KNEW that every government eventually fails.

And its only an ARMED populace who will then have a say in what comes next.

They believe that they will have control of the Government when it fails, and want a Monopoly on arms, so they can dictate what comes next.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 07:48 PM (NgKpN)

33 On the other hand, he's whoring for his base... lunatic fringe geldings...

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:48 PM (ffWPP)

34 that will be a winning plan in the Dem primaries, not so much if he makes it to the general in 2020

a good thing about this is it forces Kamela-toe, Spartacus, and Lieawatha to go even more leftard on gun "control" in the 2020 D primary race. PDT's chance at a second term need the D's to go hard-hard left if Arizona and FL and GA are trending blue.

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:48 PM (AMIL/)

35 so is he arguing for nuking red states?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:49 PM (MTjB1)

36 Nuking your own citizenry is the highest form of patriotism!

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell (D. Emented) at November 16, 2018 07:49 PM (jr1mC)

37 So Swallowell is planning to nuke Americans for exercising their right to bear arms.

Can the United States invade California now please?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 07:49 PM (LL1Be)

38 Incoming Dems dream of nuking America. That about sums it up, alright. But remember: Russia is the true threat!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 16, 2018 07:49 PM (H5knJ)

39 Fucking hell. We've known all along they're perfectly willing to kill us as part of disarming the people, but to have it put this starkly and in terms of mass murder...this may be a first.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

40 Good people, we all know this is what they plan for us. Buy now. Prices go up no later than January. Go online and buy ammo.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (zLDYs)

41 If a pistol grip on a carbine makes it more powerful, what does a pistol grip on a pistol make it?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (6VrXf)

42 You bet Eric. We can find common ground. You go sit inside the beltway and shut your piehole. The rest of us will get on with living our lives.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (TGayj)

43 When pistol grips are outlawed...

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

44 Democrat candidates lie when they say they're moderate. Republican candidates lie when they say they're not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (rnAwa)

45 So he's going to nuke entire civilian populations to get at the relatively small number of owners of these so-called "assault weapons"? He hasn't thought this through.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (schB/)

46 Think I may buy another AR, out of spite.....



I have always felt that if I were to run out of 7.62Nato, there would be plenty of ARs laying on the ground but, yeah, considering getting one now. Or at least a half dozen receivers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

47 the right to live is supreme over any other.


Tough to do after you have been nuked.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (LL1Be)

48 Molon Labe, Motherf*cker.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (WqPYg)

49 Okay...I'll say it. Eric SwallowsWell can EABOD.

I'm old, so I can afford to take one for the team and resist. My life has been good. It won't be anymore if the Progs get their way. So what would be the use in carrying on.

Posted by: Travelin' Man at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (5nm9a)

50 Don't the Norks kill single resisters with artillery blasts?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (LX21o)

51 I'll never turn anything in, of course. Just no way. Hill... Die On....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (ffWPP)

52 But we don't have chemical and biological weapons right genius? Kill everyone to take your guns from you seems like the logical Dem response.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (bQtop)

53 I better get fitted for my butternut uniform before there's a rush.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (5RXy6)

54 When they nuke us gunowners we are all gonna be about 2 blocks away from Swalwell.

I don't think this dumbass has thought it out very far in advance.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (cCxiu)

55 California. It figures. Of course he could have also come from Hawaii, or Oregon, or Washington, or Massachusetts, or New York, or Connecticut, or New Jersey, or...

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (Izzlo)

56 I can already hear Tucker's cackle...

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (YpRda)

57 Find a rifle somewhere to turn in, but first, put a new stock on it made of TNT, with electronic accessory.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (uxE61)

58 Good people, we all know this is what they plan for us. Buy now. Prices go up no later than January. Go online and buy ammo.
Posted by: Eromero



See #10. Christmas presents.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (9vbJt)

59 Looks like broward finished their hand recount and Scott won. Tens of thousands didn't cast a vote for senate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

60 Trump going to CA fire areas? Are you effing kidding me?

Hope he enjoys the general ridicule and the shameless insults from the vile idiots Brown and Newsom.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (NyQaH)

61 ot:
In person, ID validated paper ballot voting.

Posted by: kraken a


And a hand stamp.
And maybe archive #s (If you could rig it so the voter only could check on their ballot only).

What, it's as likely to happen as nuking Chicago over their gun violence issue.

Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (FhXTo)

62 OT, Trump is coming to enemy territory. He is going to visit the fire ravaged areas in Cali accompanied by Jerry Brown and that asshole Newsom.


I hope he pushes them out of the helicopter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

63 6
Ace, the TruCons or Soros or other lightning rods did not create this disastrous election outcome.



Guess who did?



Voters.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (NyQaH)


======

Most of whom believe every everything said on CNN and written in the NYT, et. al. -- whom TruCons, Soros, et. al. enable.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

64 51 I'll never turn anything in, of course. Just no way. Hill... Die On....
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (ffWPP)

Nope.... not the Hill to DIE on...

But definitely the hill to FIGHT on.

Don't die for this, make the other poor dumb son of a bitch die for it.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

65 So the Government is going to use nukes on the populace? What a frapping retard. He deserves everything bad that happens to him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (p0nVR)

66 Well, I hope the TruCons who either openly agitated for Democrat control of the House or were passive-aggressive and cowardly in merely agitating for that without admitting their aims are happy with all this huge renaissance of True Conservatism they've given rise to


The TruCons are fine with disarming the average citizen.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (cAnNx)

67 27 My guess most of his neighbors, like the 10,000,000 closest are Leftists who keep electing these idiots.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (6VrXf)

68
62 OT, Trump is coming to enemy territory. He is going to visit the fire ravaged areas in Cali accompanied by Jerry Brown and that asshole Newsom.


I hope he pushes them out of the helicopter.

Posted by: Grump928(C)



Co-signed.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:54 PM (prTbl)

69 Take two with you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

70 You have to have an IQ of 50 to run for office in Cali, Kameltoe agrees

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (bQtop)

71 Buying WA seems like a better idea all the time.

Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

72 I am interested to read about his new position on abortion, seeing how the right to live is supreme over any other.

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (ibLBN)

73 66

The TruCons are fine with disarming the average citizen.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2018 07:53 PM (cAnNx)

I'm just a Nationalist America First kinda guy... Constitution, Republic, all that stuff..

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (ffWPP)

74 Guess who did?



Voters.


...who have read the TruCon Cuckleberries in NRO , Weekly Standard and Townhall for most of their adult lives. And trusted them. And believed them.


"The Big Lie"


That fucker works, man.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (LL1Be)

75 Think I may buy another AR, out of spite.....
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (ffWPP)


Ya think maybe SwallowsWell has some stock in any gun manufacturing companies?

Panic buying to start in 3.....2.......1.

Posted by: Travelin' Man at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (5nm9a)

76 I suggest an amendment to his bill: he has to personally confiscate al the weapons. That would make the bill, or his political career, one of the shortest and sumbest in history.

Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (758Rh)

77 Show me a Leftist and I'll show you someone who wants the gulags to reopen.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (6VrXf)

78 he said " swallow well'


huh huh huh huh

Posted by: Beavis at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (L/iaS)

79 Seriously though guys, did you hear about the outrageous thing Trump said? Shit was crazypants. He should be impeached for saying the thing, it was just over the top. Orange Man Bad, immolate red staters in cleansing holy fire, amen.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

80 I hope he pushes them out of the helicopter.

He can tell retarded Dem voters (BIRM) that it's a blood sacrifice to appease Gaia.

They'll buy it.

Posted by: Huitzilopochtli at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (jr1mC)

81 Swalowell? I bet.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

82 1 War.
Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (BXMxN)


First and threadwinner.

Fuck this shit.

It's just about time to throw down.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

83 So he wants to kill millions with nukes to save lives? Does Swallowcock realize he made himself a high value target if things go pear shaped?
Where are you going to hide asshole ?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (bML9A)

84 sumbest = dumbest. I hate computer keyboards.

Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (758Rh)

85 My friend, you imagine TruCons care if guns confiscated?

Posted by: Quatro at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (ayCI1)

86 He means the power of the Godstate is supreme over its human serfs, who are inconsequential.
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Mussolini and the Ceausescu's held similar beliefs.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (kOpft)

87 He may be a better gun salesman than Barry was.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (YpRda)

88 Well, this kind of idiotic talk could give the gunzzz industry a needed boost, been dragging since the Entrumpenation.

And there's Gunzzz Panic, 3rd Edition, at least I can completely sit it out. Think my components stockpile is sound, need to check on small pistol primers when I get back tho.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (NyQaH)

89 Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."

...........

So he is pro-life?/

Posted by: Molly k. at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (PRtMG)

90 And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?... The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (Izzlo)

91 a nuke that just kills military style gun owners? how the phuck? this nicklefucking fag should not make threats that are impossible to carry out. he should stick to peter puffing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (KP5rU)

92 Well, that was quick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (8iiMU)

93 Just bought another one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 16, 2018 07:59 PM (vcatx)

94 59 Looks like broward finished their hand recount and Scott won. Tens of thousands didn't cast a vote for senate.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
===================

Likely those were gun owners who hate Scott for signing anti-gun legislation into law but couldn't bring themselves to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 16, 2018 07:59 PM (schB/)

95 He means the power of the Godstate is supreme over its human serfs, who are inconsequential.
---
Mussolini and the Ceausescu's held similar beliefs.
Posted by: Methos


And they were both killed and strung up by their citizens.

So there's that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (9vbJt)

96 Abrams didn't have a case for voter suppression to take to court. Kemp followed state law in the voter roll purge, and it was a bipartisan purge. Those that were removed had either died or moved. Of those remaining at least 50% were Republican, and the other 50% weren't enough to make up for the shortfall in Abrams votes. The other cases of suppression were polling place mismanagement by precinct committees, and stupid voters who waited until the last minute to vote and ran out of time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (dNzKv)

97 Waiting for the signs on the soccer mommy lawns: 'AR-15s have no home here.'

Posted by: kallisto at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (4mt4I)

98 Lurking Lurker: "Note to self: buy a fuck ton of $500 rifles to sell to the govt for $1000."

Buy, hell. We have a little machine shop here in Ohio -- about 15 swiss machines, about 10 turning centers with live tooling and suspindle. Oh, and we're a class 3 SOT with manufacturing capability -- so we could not only produce firearms legally, we could produce silencers and full auto weapons.

So bring it on bitches: I'm going to start designing a blowback operated smoothbore piece of shit right now, that we could crank out by the thousands, at a cost of...I'm going to spitball this at about $90 per "weapon", if I don't give a shit about performance, and this thing just needs to cycle about 90% of the time, and all I have to do for finish is maybe black oxide.

Beach house, here I come.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (sgHEm)

99 I'm just a Nationalist America First kinda guy... Constitution, Republic, all that stuff..
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:55 PM (ffWPP)


Me too. Contrarian for sure. Disdain for Authority. Argumentative.

But if we can compromise - with something we can all live with ? Yeah - I'm down. I'll bitch - but I'll go along.

Fuckers from both sides are cutting pretty hard into what I'm willing to live with.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (QwmrN)

100 So, what part of the USA will the House of Representatives nuke first?

Tulsa, OK?
Waco, TX?

Will they micro-nuke the individual homes of gun-owners, or simply wipe out a whole state with an ICBM if anyone in that states becomes a "resister"?

Collateral damage, comrades, is for the common good.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (c+2jX)

101 so you know, ben shapiro's sister rides this fucker with a louisville slugger and charges him double.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:00 PM (MTjB1)

102 87
He may be a better gun salesman than Barry was.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 07:57 PM (YpRda)

---------------------------------------


A very high bar, indeed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 08:01 PM (UsCnO)

103 Can we somehow convince this guy that all AR15s are in Los Angeles and Manhattan?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:01 PM (1JAxC)

104 Swallwell can't shoot through his tears, and shaking back and forth, when questioned by someone outside his preferred bubble.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 08:01 PM (YpRda)

105 90
We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (Izzlo)


Exactly so. Unlike the Russian people in the 1930s, we have many examples of history to learn from.

If we Americans allow ourselves to be disarmed, we will "purely and simply deserve everything that happens afterward".

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

106 Fuck You.
Come and take them, personally ... I dare you.

Posted by: Gmac-Feeling the years at November 16, 2018 08:01 PM (ldXWf)

107 3d printing cannot get distributed quickly enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

108 He claims it was sarcasm. He might want to consult a dictionary. And I see that radio cuck Joe Walsh had to chime in. If Trump wrote that Walsh would be freaking out for a week on his show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (SiINZ)

109 Well, that escalated quickly
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It's worth noting that Swalwell's statement makes no sense at all if there's *any* compliance in the area a nuke would cover. He obviously knows that no one will obey his silly little "law" and so we'll have to be shown who's boss.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (kOpft)

110 Oh, my M82A1 came in, picking it up Monday. Luckily it is not part of the proposed assault rifle ban because its considered assault light artillery.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (cCxiu)

111 I can guarantee you this is a war they don't want. War on the citizens of the country perpetrated by assholes like this, who was elected by other assholes bent on conquest, never ends well

Soft hands, white as milk ass people who never have seen what real war looks like always are the ones proposing its misuse.

What he just proposed is using the government of the people, against the people in violation of out constitution.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (SS4vH)

112 And there we have the ultimate goal of the Leftists paraphrased - "we shall take your firearms and then kill you". It is always the end goal for the marxists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (r+sAi)

113 I confess I've only owned a 5.56 black rifle for a little while. Have an aught six, sks, .22 mag, 30-30, but until recently, no black rifle........ fun fact, properly speaking, they are all " assault" weapons.

People bitching about guns mostly know nothing about guns.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 08:02 PM (ffWPP)

114 Will they micro-nuke the individual homes of gun-owners,
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That's what refrigerators are for

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 16, 2018 08:03 PM (Izzlo)

115 So he is pro-life?/
Posted by: Molly k. at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (PRtMG)

******

Ha!
What are the odds on that???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 08:03 PM (TGayj)

116 OK, so voters (sufficient numbers to doom the country) are merely dumb sheep-like sponges, robotically carrying out the implÓcit orders from their media masters.

So, all of you so obsessed with Soros etc all regard these people with appropriate contempt, and are past all the sentimental crap about we the people, etc., right?

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:03 PM (NyQaH)

117 Tucker is killing it again tonight.

Posted by: logprof at November 16, 2018 08:03 PM (e7oj4)

118 lets nuke cali first. it may help put the damn fires out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (KP5rU)

119 How come my laptop is reading "not secure" next to acecomments ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (L/iaS)

120 When the government tells you that you need fewer guns, you need more guns.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (o7l6R)

121 #49 the travelin man speaks for me and many like us.

Posted by: John Doe at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (WX+x0)

122 I own a shotgun. Never had a desire for anything more, it's basically there as a "just in case" thing. But every time I read about one of these assholes, it makes me want to go buy a rifle just for the fuck you aspect of it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (1JAxC)

123 119 How come my laptop is reading "not secure" next to acecomments ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (L/iaS)

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#MeToo

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (1JAxC)

124 35 so is he arguing for nuking red states?
Posted by: yankeefifth


Pretty much, yep.

But whichever way the wind blows, the blue states will get the fallout. Bwahahaha!

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (c+2jX)

125 Try this shit in Texas. Deer stands and long guns are everywhere. And every country kid 8 and above knows how to use them.

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (kPwhk)

126 NSA Bob, assures us that ace comments are secure. Totally. Secure.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (ffWPP)

127 my M82A1 came in, picking it up Monday. Luckily it is not part of the proposed assault rifle ban because its considered assault light artillery.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at N




which barrel, which calibre?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (MTjB1)

128 He would need to nuke the city for it to be effective. So my give a shit meter is at zero.


Remember, we are a bunch of flyover, bumpkins who live in the country and cling to our guns. So you may want to start with some infantry SwallowMyWong.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:05 PM (SS4vH)

129 You can't have any of my slow cooked ribs

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (bQtop)

130 Eh, I've done a type/delete...

I'm sure Kim du Toit will have a word or two to say about this.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (DTX3h)

131 When the government tells you that you need fewer guns, you need more guns.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (o7l6R)

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Yep, and the corollary is that if it is time to bury your guns, it's time to start using them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (ffYR/)

132 He's right about the short war. It would be pretty simple to cause extended water and power outages in NYC, SF, and LA because Dems keep spending infrastructure money on vote-buying schemes.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (53at6)

133 94 59 Looks like broward finished their hand recount and Scott won. Tens of thousands didn't cast a vote for senate.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Likely those were gun owners who hate Scott for signing anti-gun legislation into law but couldn't bring themselves to vote Democrat.
Posted by: Guzalot at November 16, 2018 07:59 PM (schB/)

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Nah. Most likely it's due to where the race was on the ballot. It was in the bottom right corner, next to the instructions, ie where people could easily have missed it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (1JAxC)

134 Democrats think they won 1 part of government think they have a full run.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (6VrXf)

135 "Tucker is killing it again tonight."

He has so much ammo...

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (YpRda)

136 Crap. Why didn't I buy gun stocks when I had the chance?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (hjaPQ)

137 Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."

Well, he means "the State's right to decide if you will be allowed to live is supreme over any other."

Posted by: Emmie at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (4HMW8)

138 So, we are too kind hearted to open fire on people from other countries invading us, but the government will be totally okay with nuking American citizens.

You know how they try and say President Trump is mentally unbalanced? This guy really is and should have to go through a shrink to prove he is fit to serve.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (JKNZq)

139 This mfkr would pass a bill to strip you and your family of your rights and property.

Never forget that

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

140 Wow. It would be a short war indeed. After the first nuke, we'd need a new government.

Posted by: Gork at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (VmQ66)

141 Comment about the sidebar piece. Does Toure not understand that the entire purpose of the phrase "people of color" is to untie all non-white people in solidarity against whites? He should fucking LOVE the phrase, given it's purpose, but he's too dumb or easily triggered to even see that!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (SN4NF)

142 You know ... I kinda' miss the good ol' days.

You know - when a few around here would say something about how gun confiscation would be the end of where we're heading. And all the Smart People would make fun of how stupid that line of thought was.

I miss 'em.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (QwmrN)

143 Don't make me use my nukes!!!

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (Tyii7)

144 Isn't his proposal basically what Connecticut and NY state did? But without the $1000.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (1JAxC)

145 Sarcasm? Really?
If he's claiming this was sarcasm he's an idiot twice over. It was stupid sarcasm, and, he can't backtrack his comment worth a damn.
California, you deserve this idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (TGayj)

146
Just like an islamist, Swalwell is clearly saying he will convert you, imprison you, or kill you. The choice is yours, he says.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (prTbl)

147 119 How come my laptop is reading "not secure" next to acecomments ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 16, 2018 08:04 PM (L/iaS)


HTTPS will be enabled in Minx 0.7.0.1 beta.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (DTX3h)

148
Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."


Roe v Wade and Planned Parenthood disagree.

#penumbrapower

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 08:09 PM (pNxlR)

149 "The right to live is Supreme above all."

Also, "I support Planned Parenthood."

Posted by: Rep. Swalwell at November 16, 2018 08:09 PM (SN4NF)

150 Isn't his proposal basically what Connecticut and NY state did? But without the $1000.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (1JAxC)

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No, theirs was registration. About 15% complied.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 08:09 PM (ffYR/)

151 Nukes? The problem with secession is that many regions aren't clearly separated into red/blue geographically so that it would be a logistical nightmare. Same with nukes. How could you nuke a red county while sparing a blue one? If Swalwell thinks this is a workable solution, he should prefer to consider secession.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:10 PM (/qEW2)

152 Tucker is shining light on this insect. Through a magnifying glass.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:10 PM (LL1Be)

153 HTTPS will be enabled in Minx 0.7.0.1 beta.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 08:08 PM (DTX3h)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 08:10 PM (T71PA)

154 This guy is pandering to the Fear Based, willing to sell their personal freedom for State Security.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (ffWPP)

155 132 He's right about the short war. It would be pretty simple to cause extended water and power outages in NYC, SF, and LA because Dems keep spending infrastructure money on vote-buying schemes.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 16, 2018 08:06 PM (53at6)

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how will we compete with their mobility. They'll have hi speed rail!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (NhgkA)

156 No, CT and NY banned them.
And courts said yeah man totes cool!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7swgtud

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (1JAxC)

157 HTTPS will be enabled in Minx 0.7.0.1 beta.

Total protonic reversal.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (LL1Be)

158 You know how the voters in the shitholes get the dye on their finger to show they voted? Well, you take your rifle in, get paid, and just to show you complied, they tattoo a number on your left forearm, just for future reference.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (xzqr4)

159 Confiscation: just a wingnut conspiracy theory!

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (zm0a2)

160 The Tru Cons are just con artists who scam people out of their money.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (trMj1)

161 I expect to be banned by Twitter shortly
I told the commie congressman to bring it and bring it now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (aA3+G)

162 Swalwell is tap-dancing on a lot of people's red lines.

He's probably not smart enough to realize that.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

163 Heh. Under 1,000 likes. Over 12,000 comments. Swalwell got ratioed.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:12 PM (SN4NF)

164 151 Nukes? The problem with secession is that many regions aren't clearly separated into red/blue geographically so that it would be a logistical nightmare. Same with nukes. How could you nuke a red county while sparing a blue one? If Swalwell thinks this is a workable solution, he should prefer to consider secession.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:10 PM (/qEW2)

You don't really think these people care about killing their own supporters just to get to us, do you?

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 08:12 PM (Izzlo)

165 My favorite movie line was "Traitors die by the knife."

Usurpers and traitors to the Constitution should die with steel in their guts.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (bML9A)

166 He's right about the short war. It would be pretty simple to cause
extended water and power outages in NYC, SF, and LA .



50 volunteers with a pack of matches each.

Surrender by sunset.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (LL1Be)

167 Dems won't touch this in the House, probably, but CA likely will, at least imitate NY CT MD etc.

And the wailing will be epic, and futile.

And Roberts (hell, maybe Kavanaugh and others too) will harrumph and do nothing while the inferior courts continue to repudiate Heller and rub in SCOTUS' face.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (NyQaH)

168 House Bill AB1623, sponsored by Eric Swalwell:

Tactical Nukes for Tactical Rifles

If you choose to keep your tactical weapon, then we'll "give" you a tactical weapon of our own! Double your fun.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX)

169 So wait - he's saying he's going to nuke my house? I live next door to a high school. Parents are going to be pissed.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (lwiT4)

170 Grabbing them by their belt buckles will be fairly easy if all they are nukes.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (bZ7mE)

171 Before NY passed their unconstitutional ban, the antis estimated there were about 1 million guns that would be effected. To date less than 50k have been registered. You figure out what happens when the legislature passes a law that everyone ignores.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (SS4vH)

172 157 HTTPS will be enabled in Minx 0.7.0.1 beta.

Total protonic reversal.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (LL1Be)

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Imagine a gerbil about 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (NhgkA)

173 when did mentally ill, syphilitic, assfucked, congressmen get the keys and launch codes to our nuclear arsenal? was it an executive order? i must have been out of country that day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (KP5rU)

174 Does this remind anyone of Hillary's all government all the time healthcare at the start of Clinton's first term? I think the most common word in it was prison.

Posted by: JTB at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (758Rh)

175 Rep. Dipshit isn't much of a physicist either...

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1063540521937686528

Pistol-grips make a rifle more powerful.

Replies include:
From now on I'm going to put my .45 grip on my .22 in order to increase the caliber. Who knew?

Imagine what would happen if you put a pistol grip on a nuke. ARMAGEDDON!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (Evws/)

176 Hey, this guy just threatened us with Nuclear Weapons.

Why isn't he banned from Twitter yet?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (NgKpN)

177 Best to have a weapon (or a few) that the state knows nothing about.Not that I do,nope,tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (BXMxN)

178 If Ace goes https, then I'll have to say farewell. My computer can't access most https sites.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)

179 I am not going to type what I think should happen to this maggot.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 08:16 PM (6VCiI)

180 You don't really think these people care about killing their own supporters just to get to us, do you?

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 08:12 PM

See also: The liberal love for the backwards "Palestinian people". The best thing about a Palestinian is how useful they become when or after they die.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:16 PM (SN4NF)

181 In CT existing ones, owned on the day the bill went into effect, have to be registered. But no new ones can be purchased. So I guess both banned and registered.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:16 PM (1JAxC)

182
Imagine a gerbil about 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (NhgkA)

And where might one find this gerbil?

Posted by: Shep! at November 16, 2018 08:16 PM (Izzlo)

183 172 157 HTTPS will be enabled in Minx 0.7.0.1 beta.

Total protonic reversal.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (LL1Be)

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Imagine a gerbil about 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (NhgkA)

that's MR. Gerbil to you... bub...

Posted by: Pixy's new Gerbil at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

184 178 If Ace goes https, then I'll have to say farewell. My computer can't access most https sites.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)


Why not?? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (ffWPP)

185 Imagine a gerbil about 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (NhgkA)

OH MY GOD! I think I just came...

Posted by: Shep! at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

186 Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 08:12 PM (Izzlo)

Wipe out poor urban areas and they free up the government tit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (aA3+G)

187 OK, so voters (sufficient numbers to doom the country) are merely dumb sheep-like sponges, robotically carrying out the implcit orders from their media masters.

So, all of you so obsessed with Soros etc all regard these people with appropriate contempt, and are past all the sentimental crap about we the people, etc., right?



Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:03 PM (NyQaH)
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So many people have been subliminally indoctrinated that they don't even realize it Because every MSM and Entertainment show is in bed with the Dem Party and get their talking points of the day/week and keep hammering it until it sticks. Racist, Homophobe, Xenophobe, KKK, White Supremacist, Nazi.

The Tech companies censor any criticism from Conservatives, but not from Liberals. If we don't get a grip on this we are doomed.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (hECVl)

188 I don't think Nukes would be the best weapons to use against the sort of widespread leaderless resistance that a Gun Ban would create.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Taking in more Soot with Every Breath at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (OUaW7)

189 If Ace goes https, then I'll have to say farewell. My computer can't access most https sites.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)

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I think you're pretty safe. He hosts the site where he does for a reason.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (ffYR/)

190 My computer can't access most https sites.


?!? Is it a Tandy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

191 Yesterday, the snow in Newark NJ turned it into complete anarchy. There were no police to speak of and traffic basically came to a standstill because people simply ignored the traffics laws and blocked every intersection. It was pure chaos, fights, etc.

That was just some snow.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (SS4vH)

192 173 when did mentally ill, syphilitic, assfucked, congressmen get the keys and launch codes to our nuclear arsenal?

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I'm going to allow this

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Izzlo)

193 I don't think Nukes would be the best weapons to use against the sort of widespread leaderless resistance that a Gun Ban would create.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Taking in more Soot with Every Breath at N




yeah, well, he is not simply trying to eliminate gun owners, he is seeking to eliminate everyone that supports the second amendment.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

194 Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM

You should fix that, as it locks you out of 90% of all email and basically 100% of all e-commerce sites. It's a bit like saying, "Boy, if Ace doesn't keep supporting IE4, I guess I'll have to move on..."

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (SN4NF)

195 I say again: disarm the ghetto first.

If you have the balls to try to do this. Because THAT'S where 98% of the gun violence occurs. Not the dramatic stuff that dominates the news media - which don't give a shit about darkies blowing each other away on a nightly basis - but the occasional nutjob/Muslim blasting a lot of (white) people.

Gotta get those eyeballs, and those newspapers sold. For the Reds, gotta get those guns out of loyal Americans' hands, because ... you know, comrade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (cfSLd)

196 169 So wait - he's saying he's going to nuke my house? I live next door to a high school. Parents are going to be pissed.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (lwiT4)

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Alice Cooper was a prohet

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (NhgkA)

197 Democrats think they won 1 part of government think they have a full run.
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It's weird how when the dems hold 1/2 of 1/3 of the government they immediately move to making plans about what to do with that power rather than excuses.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (kOpft)

198 Comment about the sidebar piece. Does Toure not understand that the entire purpose of the phrase "people of color" is to untie all non-white people in solidarity against whites? He should fucking LOVE the phrase, given it's purpose, but he's too dumb or easily triggered to even see that!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 16, 2018 08:07 PM (SN4NF)


This is true. All the leftist asians identify as "people of color", which somehow they qualify for, though they are too light skinned to be classed as brown or olive. In their case it's more the facial features are different.

I think that one day they'll discover (like white lefties) that they are not as beloved by their brown comrades in arms as they liked to imagine. Karma strikes again.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)

199 184 Why not?? Serious question.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (ffWPP)


Maybe zombie is sticking with Windows XP...?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 08:19 PM (DTX3h)

200 So wait - he's saying he's going to nuke my house? I live next door to a high school. Parents are going to be pissed.

It's for the chirruns.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at November 16, 2018 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

201 Reminds Gun Owners That the All-Powerful Godstate Has Nukes

Where are nukes cost-effective? On cities. Where do Reds live? In cities.

What are the Reds going to do, blow up wheat fields? This faggot is an idiot, obviously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:20 PM (cfSLd)

202 I remember post Sandy Hook reading on LinkedIn, of all places, how the killer's gun could shoot 300 (yes 300 hundred) bullets per second. I pointed out to that poster that 300/second is literally impossible and no gun in the world can do that. And the replies to me were along the lines of, well it doesn't matter, if it's not exactly 300, ARs can still probably shoot 100 a second. It was like holy fuck you people are fucking retarded. But LI is a professional site (or at least it was once upon a time) and I didn't want to get into a flame war with people.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:20 PM (1JAxC)

203 180 You don't really think these people care about killing their own supporters just to get to us, do you?

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Zhoot zem. Zhoot zem boat.

Posted by: gun grabbing nazis at November 16, 2018 08:20 PM (NhgkA)

204 179 I am not going to type what I think should happen to this maggot.
Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 08:16 PM (6VCiI)

He can rot in hell
However I won't say how he should arrive

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (aA3+G)

205 We have to nuke it to see whats in it.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousey at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

206 Rep. Nuke'em also blames CA's crime on illegal weapons coming in from AZ and Nevada; wants that porous border better policed...

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/
1063566686777995264

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)

207 184 178 If Ace goes https, then I'll have to say farewell. My computer can't access most https sites.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)


Why not?? Serious question.
Posted by: kraken


it's too old. The chips can't process the latest OSes, so I have to use an antiquated OS. The antiquated OS can only run antiquated browsers. Antiquated browsers don't understand the https protocol.

It's like trying to put a Blu-Ray DVD into a Edison Wax Cylinder Recording Gramophone.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)

208 It's like trying to put a Blu-Ray DVD into a Edison Wax Cylinder Recording Gramophone.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)

That's all the rage with hipsters.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

209 Maybe zombie is sticking with Windows XP...?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 08:19 PM (DTX3h)


TLS has been around since 1999. That's Netscape Navigator era.

I think my toaster supports TLS.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

210 Haven't seen it asked lately, so just checking: are we tired of winning yet?

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (NyQaH)

211 i'll give my guns up to help stop the killing as soon as this shit bucket cuts his dick off to stop rape.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (KP5rU)

212 I don't think I remember a congressman declaring nuclear war on fellow Americans before. Huh. What a world.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (lwiT4)

213
I think you're pretty safe. He hosts the site where he does for a reason.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 16, 2018 08:17 PM (ffYR/)

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abject laziness

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (NhgkA)

214 Asshole! Nuke people over 300 murders a year with long guns. Wtf!.,,.

Posted by: Smiley at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (3w9Fm)

215 206 Rep. Nuke'em also blames CA's crime on illegal weapons coming in from AZ and Nevada; wants that porous border better policed...

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/
1063566686777995264
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)

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Like with a wall maybe?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (1JAxC)

216 Asshole was being eviscerated on Twitter. I hope Pelosi tells him to shut up and stop spilling Dem secrets on twitter.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (ZYn8E)


No. I want him out there even louder. I want him for Speaker of the House. I want the American people - at least the half that's still worth a rat's ass - to wake the fuck up to who the real Nazi's are. And Swalwell is their poster boy. Hell he even looks like an Aryan stormtrooper..

Posted by: LGoPs at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (xJQtz)

217 Yamamoto was quoted as saying an invasion of the US would fail because behind ever blade of grass was a person with a gun. Nothing has changed except it is now Democrats that don't understand what Yamamoto knew to be true. Bring it on - you idiots will lose.

Posted by: oldgeezer at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (Cnt04)

218 This is true. All the leftist asians identify as "people of color", which somehow they qualify for, though they are too light skinned to be classed as brown or olive. In their case it's more the facial features are different.

I think that one day they'll discover (like white lefties) that they are not as beloved by their brown comrades in arms as they liked to imagine. Karma strikes again.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:19 PM (/qEW2)


The funny part - which I don't get - is that Asians get hosed by leftists on, e.g., college admissions, and yet Asians (e.g., our neighbors) support the leftists.

Kinda undercuts my sympathy for Asians getting hosed by Harvard, frankly. If they're that stupid/craven ... eff 'em. They're on their own.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (cfSLd)

219 190 My computer can't access most https sites.


?!? Is it a Tandy?

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Sinclair.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (c+2jX)

220 - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2018 07:58 PM (Izzlo)


Fair enough.

Just a wild guess that the 4gw would say that once it starts going sideways to take it out of your hometown and on the road.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (1g7ch)

221 215 206 Rep. Nuke'em also blames CA's crime on illegal weapons coming in from AZ and Nevada; wants that porous border better policed...

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/
1063566686777995264
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)

__

Like with a wall maybe?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (1JAxC)

Now we know his first nuclear targets.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

222 it's too old. The chips can't process the latest OSes, so I have to use an antiquated OS. The antiquated OS can only run antiquated browsers. Antiquated browsers don't understand the https protocol.
Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)


*picks up gauntlet*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

223 191 Yesterday, the snow in Newark NJ turned it into complete anarchy. There were no police to speak of and traffic basically came to a standstill because people simply ignored the traffics laws and blocked every intersection. It was pure chaos, fights, etc.

That was just some snow.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (SS4vH)

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What was the domiciling status of canines and felines?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (NhgkA)

224 Zombie...you can buy a chromebook for $150. For all your surfing needs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (1JAxC)

225 "Nukes" is rhetorical for SwallowsWell.

Would he authorize No Knock Raids ? Yes.
Would he use Martial Law as a pretext ? Yes.
Would he authorize UN Troops ? Yes.

Would US LEOs and/or US Military comply ? Y'all are dying to say No. But the answer is Yes.

Just like Wisconsin State Law Enforcement did the John Doe Raids. They do as they're told.

King's Coin ? King's Man. Pure and Simple.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (QwmrN)

226 Rep. Nuke'em also blames CA's crime on illegal weapons coming in from AZ and Nevada; wants that porous border better policed...

https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/
1063566686777995264
Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (Evws/)

He wants an open border with Mexico and a closed border with other US States? I don't think it's possible for this guy to be any more Anti-American than he already is.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Taking in more Soot with Every Breath at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (OUaW7)

227 I have to use an antiquated OS.


Windows 3.11? Are you on a 286? I throw running Pentiums in the garbage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:24 PM (yQpMk)

228 192 173 when did mentally ill, syphilitic, assfucked, congressmen get the keys and launch codes to our nuclear arsenal?

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I'm going to allow this
Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (Izzlo)

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seriously, you're going to allow the comma between assfucked & congressmen?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 doin grammer at November 16, 2018 08:24 PM (NhgkA)

229 Recently there was a case in Maryland where the police were enforcing the new red flag law that allows firearms confiscation based on a report. It's an unconstitutional program that violates at a minimum the Fourth Amendment. Bottom line is the gun owner is dead. Now there is more to the back story, but the point is that liberals are using the police who they have never supported to do their dirty work.

How long do you think that will go on before people fight back and law enforcement loses all credibility and support?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (SS4vH)

230 205 We have to nuke it to see whats in it.
Posted by: Nanzi Pelousey at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (LL1Be)


Let's find out what's in SF and LA, shall we?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (Ry8mf)

231 How would Swallow-well's gun grabber shock troops take the weapons from MS-13 and other heavily armed drug gangs?

Oh, that's right. Gangs get a pass because it would be RASISST to take their guns

Posted by: Al Gore at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (0Ntuf)

232
I'm sure if we talked we could find common ground to protect our families and communities.


This is an appeal for one of your "conversations", isn't it?

Pass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (pNxlR)

233 The funny part - which I don't get - is that Asians get hosed by leftists on, e.g., college admissions, and yet Asians (e.g., our neighbors) support the leftists.

Kinda undercuts my sympathy for Asians getting hosed by Harvard, frankly. If they're that stupid/craven ... eff 'em. They're on their own.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:23 PM (cfSLd)

___

Yep. Fucks given by me over the Harvard thing (and many other top tier colleges) is zero point zero. Asians used to vote Republican in the 80s, now they vote Dem a Hispanic rates. You voted for this, own it assholes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (1JAxC)

234 When does the discussion of temperament to serve begin?

Posted by: socalcon at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (WAnre)

235 Nood WOT

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 16, 2018 08:25 PM (Uiz/V)

236 The Tree of Liberty is looking mighty parched these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

237 They don't have the Senate. They don't have a veto proof majority in the House. They don't have SCOTUS. Yet they cannot resist the temptation to let the mask drop. They really are strategically stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

238
What was the domiciling status of canines and felines?
Posted by: buzzsaw90

IDK, but there was a Twinkie so big that Kellyanne's husband Jabba could barely eat it.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (5RXy6)

239 Hell, I throw running dual core I3's in the garbage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

240 237 They don't have the Senate. They don't have a veto proof majority in the House. They don't have SCOTUS. Yet they cannot resist the temptation to let the mask drop. They really are strategically stupid.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)

____

Yes, but....

Notice that even when this guy knows there is 0% chance of his bill becoming law, he proposes and fights for it. Compare that to Republicans who will make 1000 excuses as to why they can't repeal Obamacare WHEN THEY CONTROL THE ENTIRE GOVT!!!

It bleeds into the elections as well. Nelson had a 5% chance to overturn the election. But he tried, fought, hired lawyers, filed lawsuits, did everything he could. What did McSally do? Go to happy hour on Nov 7th.

This is why Dems win these battles in the long run.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (1JAxC)

241 Rep. Nuke'em also blames CA's crime on illegal weapons coming in from AZ and Nevada; wants that porous border better policed...

The weapons run across and just shoot themselves? Or do our dusky friends happen to be holding them at the time?

All gun control is racist, because it ignores where the gun homicide problem comes from. It's not white professionals, i.e., the only people who would actually obey the laws the Reds propose.

It's black and brown gang bangers, whose weapons are illegal under PRESENT law.

There. I said it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:28 PM (Ry8mf)

242 201
What are the Reds going to do, blow up wheat fields?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:20 PM (cfSLd)


Well, they're globalists, so I guess they think they will get their food from foreign countries.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

243
Imagine a gerbil about 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:14 PM (NhgkA)

You mean that Georgia guv candidate that lost?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (UsCnO)

244 They really are strategically stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:26 PM (/qEW2)


Agreed. But still the most dangerous threat this country has ever faced. Because they are the enemy and they are inside the wire.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (xJQtz)

245 So I'm uber-ing this attractive 20-something girl. She's getting ready to go on vacation to Ireland. Then I notice i'm taking her to the Bella Vista Lash Lounge.


And I ask her if it's an S&M club or something. Turns out they do eyelash extensions and I was thinking of another kind of lash.


Surprisingly, the young lass did not offer me sex.

kids...

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:29 PM (NhgkA)

246 They're not joking about nuking the red states, you know.

They intend to break us, and they will do whatever it takes to accomplish that.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 16, 2018 08:30 PM (I2/tG)

247 224 Zombie...you can buy a chromebook for $150. For all your surfing needs.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Heck, even Lite-Brite frightens me. Too similar to pixels! Best to stick with the analog Etch-a-Sketch.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:30 PM (c+2jX)

248 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (NhgkA)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (aA3+G)

249 158 You know how the voters in the shitholes get the dye on their finger to show they voted? Well, you take your rifle in, get paid, and just to show you complied, they tattoo a number on your left forearm, just for future reference.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 16, 2018 08:11 PM (xzqr4)


Summary execution if caught with another gat.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (1g7ch)

250 LOL. Swalwell's wiki page, currently:

On November 16, 2018 Swalwell threatened American citizens with nuclear civil war if gun owners did not "find common ground" with his staunchly anti-gun position.

That won't last long.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 16, 2018 08:31 PM (I2/tG)

251 it's too old. The chips can't process the latest OSes, so I have to use an antiquated OS. The antiquated OS can only run antiquated browsers. Antiquated browsers don't understand the https protocol.

It's like trying to put a Blu-Ray DVD into a Edison Wax Cylinder Recording Gramophone.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)


And why on earth would you be using such an outdated device? New computers are ridiculously inexpensive, and older units pose a security risk as well as severe functional penalties. I have a computer still running WinXP, for example (because of one program), but is no longer allowed online. There is no glory in being the last Eniac user.

Posted by: HTL at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (2dzsA)

252 248 Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:22 PM (NhgkA)

You can always do a monthly pay pal tip jar payment to Ace

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (aA3+G)

253 Suggesting to sue the military against our citizens used to be a career ender. Now it's a resume embellishment.

How far we have fallen.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (SS4vH)

254 It is cute and dangerous that the American left thinks the majority of the U.S. military will be down with all this. At best they will get a 50-50 split, and that is a generous estimate.

Too many American leftists are shall we say - Military phobic. They are not the tough and hungry Russian and Chinese serf millions that swelled the Communist armies of yore.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 16, 2018 08:32 PM (MuTTO)

255 so we line the Mexican border with assault guns and he nukes the whole border.

that should slow the migrations

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (NhgkA)

256 Agreed. But still the most dangerous threat this country has ever faced.
Because they are the enemy and they are inside the wire.
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And they are most of the government.

Just look at how they complained about Trump vs how easily the fell in line with obama.

Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (kOpft)

257 My guess is these Leftists don't start arguments on their own, Leftism is group think and you know he isn't the only one trying to wish every gun into the corn field.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:33 PM (6VrXf)

258 Bwah hah. In Swalwell's op-ed he mentions the Pulse nightclub shooting.

Mateen was a security guard. Gun confiscation would not have affected him. There is one way to deal with people like Mateen, but I'm sure Swalwell being a good leftist wants to import more like him into this country.

What a buffoon.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (/qEW2)

259 251 it's too old. The chips can't process the latest OSes, so I have to use an antiquated OS. The antiquated OS can only run antiquated browsers. Antiquated browsers don't understand the https protocol.

It's like trying to put a Blu-Ray DVD into a Edison Wax Cylinder Recording Gramophone.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)

And why on earth would you be using such an outdated device? New computers are ridiculously inexpensive, and older units pose a security risk as well as severe functional penalties. I have a computer still running WinXP, for example (because of one program), but is no longer allowed online. There is no glory in being the last Eniac user.
Posted by: HTL


Why? Three words: Adobe Subscription Service.

I need to run the Adobe Suite constantly, so must stick with the last OS that will run it on my home machine for free.

Posted by: zombie at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (c+2jX)

260 It is cute and dangerous that the American left thinks the majority of the U.S. military will be down with all this. At best they will get a 50-50 split, and that is a generous estimate.

The US Army actually takes considerable effort to recruit soldiers from all parts of the country, including urban areas.

If it didn't do that, virtually all recruits would come from rural areas and the South. The Army feels that doing that would be bad for the Army in the long run.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 16, 2018 08:36 PM (I2/tG)

261 Everyone this congressman knows agrees with him from his mother to every person in his office , he is sure 75% of Americans agree with him.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (6VrXf)

262
This man is impressed by the US military but he has never served in it.He has never seen firsthand what a small number of armed but dedicated men can do an occupying military force.IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY.It gets much worse when that war happens here.

Posted by: rayj at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (pI/IV)

263 This cretin wants to nuke Americans who don't agree with him? Isn't this treason? Should such an individual be allowed to wander loose without minders? I do hope someone looking to practice their frontal lobotomy skills helps this critter as soon as possible.

He is in desperate need of mental help.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 16, 2018 08:39 PM (Pr11x)

264 Everyone this congressman knows agrees with him from his mother to every person in his office , he is sure 75% of Americans agree with him.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 08:37 PM (6VrXf)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE LATEST OPINION POLL NUMBERS, LESS THAN 37% OF AMERICANS AGREE WITH HIM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (OUaW7)

265 It's weird how when the dems hold 1/2 of 1/3 of the government they immediately move to making plans about what to do with that power rather than excuses.
Posted by: Methos at November 16, 2018 08:18 PM (kOpft)


Yeah, they get 1/6th and start planning on going Pol Pot on the rest, who mostly notice nothing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

266 I need to run the Adobe Suite constantly, so must stick with the last OS that will run it on my home machine for free.


Why not have two computers? One for surfing and one for working?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

267 "There's something new and different about the surviving Parkland high schoolers' demands," he wrote. 'They dismiss the moral equivalence we've made for far too long regarding the Second Amendment. I've been guilty of it myself, telling constituents and reporters that 'we can protect the Second Amendment and protect lives.'"

As usual for leftists, he omits the whole other side of the argument. The problems with Parkland school policy, the problems with the Obama era regulations that forced authorities to let Cruz run around, the problem with the corrupt operation Scott Israel was running. All alternative solutions that would allow 2A rights to be protected as well as the lives in that school.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 08:43 PM (/qEW2)

268 Nood

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (Evws/)

269 Remember the good ol' days when moderate Democrats like Bill Ayers only wanted to murder twenty or thirty millions Americans? The window for a national divorce is closing, and not in a good way.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 16, 2018 08:45 PM (5K+aK)

270 Probably just as well I missed this thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 16, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

271 Swallow-well needs to understand the concept of assymetrical warfare. He lights-off one of those fire-crackers, all bets are off.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 16, 2018 08:51 PM (5Yee7)

272 I've been saying it for a few weeks now - I am now firmly in the "war is inevitable" camp.

There is no making peace with these asshats.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 16, 2018 08:52 PM (67XdO)

273 I hope this f-head knows that he'll have to shoot those guns to get himself enough food when the little people stop farming and manufacturing and force him and his inept friends to provide for the entire nation.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 16, 2018 08:53 PM (6BOW3)

274 Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."

Wrong, a-hole.

The right to live FREE is supreme over any other.

And the 2nd Amendment is in place to GUARANTEE that right for every American citizen when jackwagons like you come along looking to use the power of the government to take that right away from us.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 16, 2018 09:03 PM (7A4qQ)

275 Wow, those gun nuts who think they need them to protect themselves from the government sure are crazy. Where the hell would they get such an idea?

Posted by: Socratease at November 16, 2018 09:06 PM (2GbWn)

276 #PartyLikeIts1775

Posted by: Pat* at November 16, 2018 09:12 PM (2pX/F)

277 So the Commie Dems are now threatening to NUKE Americans who refuse to give up their guns??????


It is time to hang them all.

Posted by: Pam at November 16, 2018 09:17 PM (qRq6C)

278 Say, did something happen around the first or second week of November?

Because I noticed like, in September and October, all these Democrats sounded so reasonable, and I was thinking "Gee, this Ace o' Spades dude, well, he writes an amusing post, but he sure goes overboard on these Democrats, because, gosh, they don't sound so bad"

Yet here it is, not even Thanksgiving, and all of a sudden, Democrats are talking about impeaching Trump and taking away guns, and all sorts of stuff, acting like the rabid authoritarian jerks that ol' Ace was making them out to be in the first place.

It's the dangdest thing...Maybe the cold weather or something in the turkey, or the Red Sox winning the world series?

What could it be?

Posted by: Sweet Lou at November 16, 2018 09:27 PM (4DuI9)

279 I have been a WWII history buff for some 30 years now.

Now, I look at my young children still in the house and a cold dagger slides into me as I realize they might be witness to, and actual participants in, another Civil War.
This time, the Russkies +proxys and Chi-Coms + already established proxys will be supplying the Leftards with military muscle and we on the Right will be praying our military stays true to the Republic.

I hope I'm full of shit at the end of the day on this one.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 16, 2018 09:33 PM (kFkpX)

280 Ah, nothing quite says "serious politician" like virtue signalling in USA Today.

Does this jackass understand he is a SITTING member of Congress ? That he can write a bill any time he wants. And introduce it in committee for a vote ?

Apparently not.

Actually the truth is, this fuckwad knows no such bill has any chance of even passing in the Democrat controlled House. Let alone the Senate, or getting signed by Trump.

But let's grandstand in USA Today for fun.

Fuck these assholes.

Posted by: deadrody at November 16, 2018 09:51 PM (jsGbO)

281 He said that it was sarcasm. A joke. Haha, murdering your whole family is so funny.

Plus the jackass says that Biggs seems "reasonable" enough to surrender without using the atomic weapons.

Posted by: TD at November 16, 2018 09:57 PM (bI7cJ)

282 Hey, Here I am and I'm not giving up my guns.

I'm in Washington DC. Nuke me if you dare!!!

No No ... I fibbed, I'm in Seattle, no, San Fran , no Oregon.

Oh, well. Might as well make sure by nuking them all. Oh, and Chicago too.

You will recognize me in Chicago. I am short and still wear my ballerina slippers.

Posted by: Mephitis Texit, Texit, Texit at November 16, 2018 10:02 PM (5zp8e)

283 Would they buy fake versions for 1k each? I smell a business opportunity.

Posted by: TheMascotArmy at November 16, 2018 10:09 PM (IAGvD)

284 I know this will be willowed, hi willow! *waves madly* but this is the first time I've ever had a government official truly scare the crap out of me.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 16, 2018 10:14 PM (WEBkv)

285 I am beginning to really wonder if these assholes (the left in general) really do want a war.
Fuck them.
If they do.

Heston gave us a great line: ..."from my cold dead hands".

And so be it.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at November 16, 2018 10:44 PM (Z2PYk)

286 I must has ever slept through the pay of my civics class where they talk about the congressional nuclear football.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 16, 2018 11:25 PM (n94cj)

287 Democrats believe the solution to every problem includes the abatement of Civil Rights.

Posted by: FLaVrT at November 16, 2018 11:53 PM (MLejI)

288 Average Dem voter: Ha, stupid gun nuts think they can win a war with the government. They'll turn them in without a whimper. What's all that noise in the street outside, is that gunfire?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 17, 2018 01:49 AM (Nr6zN)

289 Swawell should have gone with the "The government has tanks!" threat.

They always forget that the guys with the AR-15s and deer rifles will sit there and take out the tank commander when he gets out to take a pee.

Then the rest of the crew.

Then go after the fuel and ammunition trucks.

Then that government M1-A1 will be a 45 ton pile of scrap metal.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at November 17, 2018 07:56 AM (T09ml)

290 Instead, he writes, "the right to live is supreme over any other."
And he is willing to kill gun owners and others who would be collateral damage gun owner or not, with large Weapons of Mass Destruction if they do not surrender their guns.You will give us the right to live or we will kill you.That's so sweet!
I wonder what the Military would think of that?

Posted by: obsidan at November 17, 2018 08:28 AM (7+yqP)

291 Geez I loves youse guys no where else but at the range to I hear folks that think like me. The range of ideas to treat with Salwell is awe inspiring !!!

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 17, 2018 08:42 AM (3GR94)

292 A short war Eric? That is what was said before Manassas.

Posted by: Ed Cuevas at November 17, 2018 09:01 AM (aJ4SG)

293 Is that a Threat is that Blackmail by some dirty democrat dose this jerk court trouble Swalwell you want trouble you stupid braying Jackass you get trouble a grade of F- from the NRA and a swift kick in the rear that will hurt for a year

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 17, 2018 12:28 PM (FLiOE)

294 "The Government has nukes."

So does Iran, thanks to you guys.

In other news, the United States has entered into SALT negotiations with Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 17, 2018 03:12 PM (Ndje9)

295 There are maybe only 10 guys in SWAT in the whole county I live in. How many will decline to carry out this proposal? Maybe one or two. How many will need to be shot while carrying out this proposal before the rest will decline to enforce it? This proposal is seriously dangerous for more reasons than meet the eye.

Personally I am done with incremental destruction of my unalienable rights.

Posted by: Buck Wheaton at November 17, 2018 04:47 PM (2ESks)

296 Rivers suddenly become clogged with overturned canoes. Claims of loaded AR 15s in the rivers halt river barge traffic due to the dangers.

Posted by: harleycowboy at November 18, 2018 08:45 AM (+9AX9)

297 I say bring it on! Thenby refusing to submit, we Cloward*Piven the CJ system by clogging the courts and prisons. Make them prosecute every case one by one. Appeal every ruling and decision.

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at November 18, 2018 09:30 AM (ibLBN)

298 The right to self defense is an expression of the right to live. If you don't have the legal right to defend yourself, when someone breaks the law to kill your your only legal recourse in some situations would be to go die. That clearly isn't right.

Posted by: DaveM at November 18, 2018 10:19 AM (WWC3Y)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat