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Ingres Napoleon.jpg

Portrait Of Napoléon On The Imperial Throne
Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




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1 Roll Tide

Posted by: rammajamma at November 12, 2018 09:44 AM (AjNMO)

2 Trump needs to go full Napoleon?

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2018 09:44 AM (BXMxN)

3 "THE" Imperial Throne?.....I know all that Euro Nobility is inter related.

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 09:46 AM (cxHbL)

4 Mon dieu

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 09:46 AM (F7lRL)

5 Cute slippers, Nappy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)

6 Somebody is over compensating.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

7 All those phony accouterments.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (mpXpK)

8
Tough to go to the bathroom in that rig.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (q/BVt)

9 I watched a great 6 hour silent movie about Napoleon.

It was fantastic...and only covered his childhood and early military career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (HpbDW)

10 I trust my Ingres.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (F7lRL)

11 He's watching the guillotines being honed to a fine sharpness.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA)

12 Izzat supposed to be ermine?.....the black dotted stuff?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 09:48 AM (cxHbL)

13
Roll Tide.
It would appear from all the crimson that Napoleon was a big Tide fan. I approve this message.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (HaL55)

14 Lord Farquad

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

15
Robes keep you warm while retreating from Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (q/BVt)

16

EM BOILED CUSTARD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (GEhPL)

17 12 Izzat supposed to be ermine?.....the black dotted stuff?
Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 09:48 AM (cxHbL)

I think it's, er, his.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

18 Ermines are just froofy stoats, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (t+qrx)

19 Appropriate music -

Beethoven Third, Eroica, conducted by Daniel Barenboim at the 2012 Proms (start at 6:34) -

https://tinyurl.com/yde4p9n3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

20 If you're going to betray republican principles betray them BIG.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

21 it's about time for us to go imperial I think.

plus, I'd look pretty dapper in full stormtrooper rig.

but I'm sure us hordlings would shoot like clones, not original trilogy troopers...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (8D42x)

22 I watched a great 6 hour silent movie about Napoleon.

It was fantastic...and only covered his childhood and early military career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (HpbDW)


I hate Carmine Coppola's score for that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

23 He Stole the Election - a limerick

With Napoleon it's hard to determine
If the outfit is French, Swiss or German
But that cape (if you please)
Is a long fur piece
It turns out the whole thing is ermine.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

24 Napoleon was the last time France had an effective military.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 09:51 AM (mpXpK)

25 I think it's, er, his.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2018 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

You mean 'is?...like 'is and 'ers ?

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 09:51 AM (cxHbL)

26 At first I thought it was Pope Frank.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

27 Small hands and feet.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 12, 2018 09:52 AM (Pby3z)

28
it's about time for us to go imperial I think.


Her Heinous is all for this. We deplorables, however, will be relegated to the status of Piss Boy under her reign.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 09:52 AM (HaL55)

29 The Left hand index finger looks.....disproportional.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (FUJZT)

30 Like this here, Huma! This is what I want.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (lK7fO)

31 Jacques Pepin > Napoleon

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (F7lRL)

32
His nephew also was a republican savior who made himself Emperor. With similar disastrous results.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (q/BVt)

33 Tough to go to the bathroom in that rig.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (q/BVt)


Catheter.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

34 22 I watched a great 6 hour silent movie about Napoleon.

It was fantastic...and only covered his childhood and early military career.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (HpbDW)

I hate Carmine Coppola's score for that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (kqsXK)

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I never saw the 4 hour version with the Coppola soundtrack.

I only ever saw it with Carl Davis' score, and it worked really well.

My favorite sequence was at the beginning when Napoleon, as a boy, takes charge of the snowball fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 09:53 AM (HpbDW)

35 That pole in his right hand looks bent. Must have a staff inflection.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2018 09:54 AM (m45I2)

36 Tough to go to the bathroom in that rig.

He's on the "Imperial Throne" already.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2018 09:54 AM (lK7fO)

37 The scepter leaning against his left shoulder is flashing a gang sign.

I have to say I hate the whole genre of heroic-izing monarchy. Also, they're pretending that under all that frockery Napoleon is a regular sized or even large person.

Again, normal human proportions are that a person is seven heads high. Superheros are drawn eight heads high to make them look heroic. Real Nappy was four or five heads high.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

38 Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses. Macron is a simpering disgrace. Napoleon would never have allowed his country to be overrun by Muslim savages.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)

39
Nicely understated portrait of Barron Trump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 09:56 AM (veoSD)

40 Tough to go to the bathroom in that rig.

Napoleon paid extra for the Union Suit trap door option

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2018 09:56 AM (8ikIW)

41 38 Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses. Macron is a simpering disgrace. Napoleon would never have allowed his country to be overrun by Muslim savages.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)

Napoleon wasn't French...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2018 09:56 AM (NgKpN)

42 Just what does he plan to do with the hand on that staff?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)

43 He looks insane.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (VmWui)

44 That pole in his right hand looks bent. Must have a staff inflection.

The Staff of Proctology in his left hand is one I was not expecting.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (lK7fO)

45 Didn't Martin Sheen travel up a river to hack him to death with a machete?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (SgjGX)

46 CAPTION: "Honestly Josephine! There's no earthly way I'm going to be able to get out of these clothes. Why don't you just sign up for in vitro?"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

47 Almost looks like a shocker on that one stick

Posted by: Boomer at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (ucNdt)

48 Do you have to dry-clean that?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

49 40 Tough to go to the bathroom in that rig.




Especially with ED, he'll never make it!

Posted by: WOW at November 12, 2018 09:58 AM (MAstk)

50

Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Oh wait...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 09:58 AM (HaL55)

51 If you're going to betray republican principles betray them BIG.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 12, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

Any job worth doing is worth doing right

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 09:59 AM (bim/x)

52 The rug is unexpected.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

53

Just what does he plan to do with the hand on that staff?

That's the Royal Backscratcher.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 09:59 AM (HaL55)

54 In this one work, Napoleon links his rule to Ancient Rome, Charlemagne and the French Monarchy. Ingres was David's best-known student and heir to his fanaticism. Ingres would be the last great NeoClassicist.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:00 AM (OyyDO)

55 The scepter leaning against his left shoulder is flashing a gang sign.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)


If it's the same hand as the main couronnée from the Opinel logo (which is flashing the same sign), it's a symbol of John the Baptist. I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 10:00 AM (t+qrx)

56 > Izzat supposed to be ermine?.....the black dotted stuff?

Yes. In real ermine, the dots are the tail tips, which remain black even when the (normally brown) ermine or stoat switches to its white winter coat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (vOkuK)

57 Nice painting.
The subject doesn't much look like an Emperor.
Dressed like one.
Was he called 'baby face?'
Was he short?


Posted by: Dis Lexic, Day Stalker at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (hrcfq)

58 "Gaudy" doesn't even begin to describe his outfit, but what the heck is he wearing for shoes?! Glittery high heels?

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (XKZwp)

59 A modern update of this work.

https://tinyurl.com/y8a8g23c

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

60 I love this style of painting. The amazing level of detail and the brilliant color (I shudder to think of the cost of those paints at that time) make them a pleasure to view. I don't know how accurate the portrayal is but it probably fits with public perceptions of the grandeur connected with Napoleon.

If I were a serious art student, which I am not, I would isolate small parts of this painting to copy and learn. Even then, it would be fun to try to copy some of detail in the gilt fabric just to see how close I could get.

Posted by: JTB at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (V+03K)

61
Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)




Napoleon the Corsican?

Actually, you're correct. As much as we love to talk smack about the surrender-monkey Frogs (and as much as they often deserve it), they still have the ability to cut a bitch, IF they get the politicians off their backs.

Hell, they bombed GREENPEACE. Even us running-dog cowboy imperialist baby-killer Americans haven't had the stones to do that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (veoSD)

62 58 "Gaudy" doesn't even begin to describe his outfit, but what the heck is he wearing for shoes?! Glittery high heels?
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (XKZwp)

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"When you've got it, baby, flaunt it! Flaunt it!"
-Max Bialystock

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (viSzi)

63 "Gaudy" doesn't even begin to describe his outfit, but what the heck is he wearing for shoes?! Glittery high heels?


Posted by: pookysgirl at November 12, 2018 10:01 AM (XKZwp)


Same with his gloves.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

64 Underneath that ridiculous outfit, the emperor has not clothes!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (m45I2)

65 > Napoleon wasn't French...

"The French only achieve military success when led by someone who isn't a Frenchman. For example, a Corsican, or a fourteen-year-old girl."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)

66 38 Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses. Macron is a simpering disgrace. Napoleon would never have allowed his country to be overrun by Muslim savages.
_________________________________________________

Well said. There is a core of badasses in France still today. They stay quiet because they risk being pilloried by the metrosexual soi-bois in government and media (sound familiar?)

Look up Joesef Galleini. He kicked the asses of muslims, Vietnamese and Germans. There are plenty of Gallieni's in France, but they remain silent until needed.

(On September 11th, the badasses in our country came out because the pussies in the media needed us. Now, they mock us, and marginalize us. I didn't see any metrosexuals climbing stairs in the Twin Towers to save anyone's life, did you?)

The strong French are there. They are just silent.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 10:03 AM (ZxU8C)

67 Is it just me or have we become Napoleoncentric lately?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

68 Wakes up.
Looks around.
Scratches.
Dang. This dude compensating much?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (0tfLf)

69
Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses.

I have always held that if the French people get fed up enough with the way things are headed, it's gonna get real ugly real fast. Nothing their soiboi politicians say will stop it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (q/BVt)

70 Speaking of Napoleon, allow me to recycle this one:

Palindrome- a limerick

My melancholy surely is showing
Off to exile alas I am rowing
Able was I ere
I saw Elba, dear.
Now I don't know if I'm coming or going!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)

71
47 Almost looks like a shocker on that one stick

Posted by: Boomer at November 12, 2018 09:57 AM (ucNdt)






It's good to be da Emperor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (veoSD)

72 Ingres is a brilliant technician. I love the circular motif with the the throne behind him combined with his ermine collar, and the angle of the two scepters, as if they were point inversions of the circle. It gives an impressive sweeping effect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)

73 55 The scepter leaning against his left shoulder is flashing a gang sign.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

If it's the same hand as the main couronnée from the Opinel logo (which is flashing the same sign), it's a symbol of John the Baptist. I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 10:00 AM (t+qrx)

While I don't know the absolute origins of that symbol. It is seen a lot in religious art. As a royal scepter, it was first used by Charlemagne. Napoleon is linking himself to the originator of the first French Empire, saying he is the heir to Charles and surpasses him.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

74 Is it just me or have we become Napoleoncentric lately?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)
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I think CBD must have a thing for him. Or maybe for the gaudy clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (U5tDi)

75 Hey now... all you Mid West Morons should be thankful to Nappy...

He sold that part of the country to the US for 15 million...

If not, you might be speaking French and have to listen to Macron!

So be Thankful to Emperor Napoleon!

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (NgKpN)

76 It gives an impressive sweeping effect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)


I think it looks like a Christmas tree skirt.


Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

77 I like the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 12, 2018 10:07 AM (TUU1F)

78 Ya know, I could fit into that outfit...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 12, 2018 10:07 AM (lK7fO)

79 61
Napoleon is proof that the French have it within them to be badasses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 09:55 AM (/qEW2)




Napoleon the Corsican?

Actually, you're correct. As much as we love to talk smack about the surrender-monkey Frogs (and as much as they often deserve it), they still have the ability to cut a bitch, IF they get the politicians off their backs.

Hell, they bombed GREENPEACE. Even us running-dog cowboy imperialist baby-killer Americans haven't had the stones to do that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (veoSD)

And they send in their military to intervene in Africa quite often without giving it a second thought.

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2018 10:07 AM (7HtZB)

80 Looks totes gay.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 12, 2018 10:07 AM (fqUgw)

81 60. That's a standard exercise for art students. Museums used to allow easels to be set up in their galleries, I don't know if this is still the case.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:08 AM (F7lRL)

82 RE: French Badassery.

I had the pleasure of working with some French Army Long Range Recon units both in Europe and in Desert Storm. I came away impressed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:08 AM (0tfLf)

83 I think CBD must have a thing for him. Or maybe for the gaudy clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (U5tDi)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:09 AM (z3nSX)

84 67 Is it just me or have we become Napoleoncentric lately?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

I always had a soft spot for his poor brother Joseph, who was exiled to New Jersey.

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2018 10:09 AM (7HtZB)

85 Napoleon, technically Corsican
Unseated, got back on his horse again
Afer all Waterloo
And two exiles, too
Can he come back, well of course he can

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:09 AM (fuK7c)

86 65>> *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2018 10:09 AM (rpAqR)

87 Hell, they bombed GREENPEACE.

******

The way the handled their people being chained to targets in Bosnia was pretty impressive too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:10 AM (0tfLf)

88 So, this George Washington book I'm writing takes place when he's 21 and right before the outbreak of the French and Indian War.

I'm busy pre-writing and stuff and I thought that I'd done everything regarding Captain Jacques Legardeur de Saint-Pierre, a Commander at Fort LaBeouf.

Reading a source again the other day, I stumble across a detail: he only had one eye. I jumped at the new information. Just too cool to pass up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:11 AM (viSzi)

89 petit feet

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 12, 2018 10:11 AM (0O7c5)

90 > I have always held that if the French people get fed up enough with the way things are headed, it's gonna get real ugly real fast.

Look up the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre for an example of just how ugly it can get.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:12 AM (vOkuK)

91 Museums used to allow easels to be set up in their galleries, I don't know if this is still the case.
==========================
I saw 2 easel setups at The National Gallery summer before last.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 12, 2018 10:12 AM (bWBdM)

92 >>>85 Napoleon, technically Corsican
Unseated, got back on his horse again
Afer all Waterloo
And two exiles, too
Can he come back, well of course he can
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:09 AM (fuK7c)

Whoo-hoo! Much clapping.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 10:12 AM (VmWui)

93 I'm not I am buying the strong French are there or even strong Americans are here - oh they exist but when you get past a tipping point it is the boiled frog (no pun intended) phenomena at work. It's how you wake up and realize AZ is done, with Georgia and Florida fast approaching the horizon event. Grim times.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 12, 2018 10:12 AM (AjNMO)

94 I thot that was Bhussein at first!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (JFO2v)

95 Somebody say little feet?

Posted by: Lowell George at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (kqsXK)

96 > Look up the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre for an example of just how ugly it can get.


Or, even worse, the Albigensian Crusade.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (vOkuK)

97 Weird how dictators are very often not the same as the people they rule--

Napoleon ( Italian)
Hitler (Austrian)'
Stalin( Georgian)

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

98 97 Weird how dictators are very often not the same as the people they rule--

Napoleon ( Italian)
Hitler (Austrian)'
Stalin( Georgian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

============

Mao (South African)
Pol Pot (Australian)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (viSzi)

99 97 Weird how dictators are very often not the same as the people they rule--

Napoleon ( Italian)
Hitler (Austrian)'
Stalin( Georgian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

BHO (Kenyan)

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (VmWui)

100


petit feet


Did you mean Little Feat? Why of course you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-GwdaKrn8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (HaL55)

101 While I don't know the absolute origins of that symbol. It is seen a lot in religious art. As a royal scepter, it was first used by Charlemagne. Napoleon is linking himself to the originator of the first French Empire, saying he is the heir to Charles and surpasses him.
Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (OyyDO)


I only know it from the Opinel logo, not any of the religious or political symbolism (I didn't know it went as far back as Charlemagne in a royal context). It's on the coat of arms of Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne; I think it's just used for the knives as a regional thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (t+qrx)

102 83 I think CBD must have a thing for him. Or maybe for the gaudy clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (U5tDi)

Me thinketh thee protesteth too mucho

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2018 10:15 AM (Ss+Em)

103 Mao (South African)
Pol Pot (Australian)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (viSzi)

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Obama (???)

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:16 AM (z3nSX)

104 >>Daughter of the Fifth House...

Heh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 12, 2018 10:16 AM (wSGZR)

105 103 Obama (???)
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:16 AM (z3nSX)

99 97 Weird how dictators are very often not the same as the people they rule--

Napoleon ( Italian)
Hitler (Austrian)'
Stalin( Georgian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

BHO (Kenyan)
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (VmWui)

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 10:17 AM (VmWui)

106 97 Weird how dictators are very often not the same as the people they rule--

Napoleon ( Italian)
Hitler (Austrian)'
Stalin( Georgian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

Obama (British citizenship through his Father)

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NgKpN)

107 Mao (South African)
Pol Pot (Australian)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (viSzi)

Ho Chi Mihn ( Canadian)

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NFEMn)

108 petit feet

Did you mean Little Feat? Why of course you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-GwdaKrn8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (HaL55)
hahahaha.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (0O7c5)

109 107 Mao (South African)
Pol Pot (Australian)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (viSzi)

Ho Chi Mihn ( Canadian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NFEMn)

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The Kims (Luxembourgers)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (viSzi)

110 Churchill ( American)

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (NFEMn)

111 Napoleon was the last time France had an effective military.

French army in WWI, at least the average poilu was actually better than then their later reputation would suggest. Valiant men, as good as the Brits or Germans, I think. It was they that pioneered the "bite and hold" idea that proved to be the most effective Allied strategy, I think.

The mutiny of 1916 is explained some exceedingly bad leadership that wasn't bothering to even trying to avoid casualties when possible.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (bZ7mE)

112
I don't see the flush handle for the Imperial Throne.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (PtOP4)

113 Lyndon Baines Johnson (Texan)
George Walker Bush (Texan)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

114 I cannot see museums banning easels since copying older works has been a part of learning art since the beginning. It's possible that one doesn't see a lot of copiers because respect for the Old Masters doesn't seem (to me) to be taught as much. I saw a copier at my local gallery a few years back, and I know they are very strict on what you can and cannot bring in.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

115 Churchill was a dictator?

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (z3nSX)

116 'Twasn't a protest MisHum, merely an observation.


Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (U5tDi)

117 Roll Tide.
It would appear from all the crimson that Napoleon was a big Tide fan. I approve this message.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

******

I'm thinking Washington State.
Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (0tfLf)

118 >>107 Mao (South African)

Pol Pot (Australian)




Ho Chi Mihn ( Canadian)


The Kims (Luxembourgers)


Churchill ( American)

Trudeau (Cuba)

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (r9UYA)

119 Trump is doing his best to hold the line and we should thank him for that...

But until we purge much of the left from our country, there is no hope for us long term.

This entire 2016 election looks like one giant fraud to me.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (trMj1)

120 "Gang sign" is an old symbol found in medieval art.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2018 10:20 AM (bZ7mE)

121 Churchill was a dictator?

Who knew?
Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (z3nSX)

Well, he DICTATED all his books. You don't think he actually sat and wrote them with a pen, do you?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:20 AM (NFEMn)

122 120 "Gang sign" is an old symbol found in medieval art.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2018 10:20 AM (bZ7mE)

And who knew that American Native Indians, were Nazis?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2018 10:21 AM (NgKpN)

123 I'm thinking it's high time for PDTS to go scorched earth on the democrats. Seriously.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2018 10:22 AM (rpAqR)

124 My aunt told a really awful 'joke' about Southerners yesterday. She obviously was parroting her betters. She is the classic case of an insecure little shit who assumes the pretensions of those she admires. I reminded her that the same jokes were told - and still are - about our people.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:22 AM (F7lRL)

125 > Churchill ( American)

JFK (Irish)
Clinton (Arkansawyer)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:23 AM (vOkuK)

126 Johnson (Texas)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ZxU8C)

127

I cannot see museums banning easels since copying older works has been a
part of learning art since the beginning. It's possible that one
doesn't see a lot of copiers because respect for the Old Masters doesn't
seem (to me) to be taught as much. I saw a copier at my local gallery a
few years back, and I know they are very strict on what you can and
cannot bring in.


Respect for anything or anyone is pretty much dead these days. Progressivism killed it on purpose.

It's one of their "progressive values," dontchaknow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:23 AM (HaL55)

128 Moses (Apache -- there's even a book)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:24 AM (vOkuK)

129 Mao (South African)
Pol Pot (Australian)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (viSzi)

Ho Chi Mihn ( Canadian)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NFEMn)

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The Kims (Luxembourgers)

-
Lizzie Warren (Martian) (Well, 1/1024th anyway)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

130 127 Respect for anything or anyone is pretty much dead these days. Progressivism killed it on purpose.

It's one of their "progressive values," dontchaknow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:23 AM (HaL55)

============

"Not a manual!"
-George Orwell, holding up a copy of 1984

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:24 AM (viSzi)

131 Purchased a new purse(mouse) gun for Under Wife yesterday. Ruger EC9S for $200. Fits her hand very nicely and is quite thin. 7+1.




Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 10:24 AM (r9UYA)

132 The reason my aunt came to mind is that she is a shorty little shrimp just like Napoleon.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (F7lRL)

133 Ingres is a brilliant technician. I love the
circular motif with the the throne behind him combined with his ermine
collar, and the angle of the two scepters, as if they were point
inversions of the circle. It gives an impressive sweeping effect.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/qEW2)


Do you think that is consciously imitated in the "windowed" works by Alphonse Mucha? He uses a lot of circles to frame his main subjects, and the Arte Nouveau used a lot of classical and figurative imagery.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (mUa7G)

134 Johnson (Texas)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ZxU8C)


There's an old witticism - "Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (kqsXK)

135 All those phony accouterments.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 09:47 AM (mpXpK)

"Accouterments"? Another term for vajazzling?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (KHhgg)

136 I'm thinking Washington State.
Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (0tfLf)

Dream on.

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 10:26 AM (cxHbL)

137 134
There's an old witticism - "Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (kqsXK)

============

Bought Red River last week.

That there's a good Texas tale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:26 AM (viSzi)

138 I only know it from the Opinel logo, not any of the religious or political symbolism (I didn't know it went as far back as Charlemagne in a royal context). It's on the coat of arms of Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne; I think it's just used for the knives as a regional thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 10:14 AM (t+qrx)

Little-known fact: Napoleon, before his army days, was a knife fighter in the back alleys of Corsica.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

139 1. Not a real emperor.

2. Babyhead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (rGIJb)

140 Love this work -- even the signature attribution is like Holbein. All those circles, including the rug. Completing the circle of Imperial power perhaps.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (MIKMs)

141 The wife and I just came to the conclusion that'Home Alone' is just 'Die Hard' for kids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (my9nQ)

142 He needs to take off the pants if he properly wants to use the imperial throne

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (PPbDD)

143 I like the Wazzu Cougars. They make excellent cheese.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (U5tDi)

144 The Fickle Finger of Fate!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (wtvvX)

145 141 The wife and I just came to the conclusion that'Home Alone' is just 'Die Hard' for kids.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (my9nQ)

===========

Needs more machine guns.

Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (viSzi)

146

There's an old witticism - "Never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him?"

I worked with a guy from Louisiana once who said his parents caught him crawling towards Texas and decided to just let him go.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (HaL55)

147 Hey, CBD, I was trying to e-mail you, but I can't remember it.

I came across a lovely Sargent the other day that would fit in here - The Fountain, Villa Torlonia, Frascati, Italy. Take a look.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)

148 > Napoleon wasn't French...

"The French only achieve military success when led by someone who isn't a Frenchman. For example, a Corsican, or a fourteen-year-old girl."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)


Overlooking the nitpick, that is a hilarious quote. But the return of the poster Martel reminds me of that great Islamophobe, Charles Martel, who would seem to put the lie to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (/qEW2)

149 > He needs to take off the pants if he properly wants to use the imperial throne

That's what the Groom of the Stool was for.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:29 AM (vOkuK)

150 I found the crown of France laying in a gutter and I picked it up with the point of a sword.

Posted by: zombie Napoleon at November 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Evws/)

151 Nap's holding one of those grabbin' sticks that fat people use to get things off a shelf

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 12, 2018 10:30 AM (RKQ/v)

152 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:29 AM (vOkuK)

not...going....there

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 10:31 AM (cxHbL)

153 Love it. Napoleon as pimp of the world.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:31 AM (bcbK8)

154 IT'S AtC!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at November 12, 2018 10:32 AM (WgCY5)

155 Oh my goodness! We all need this:-) https://thetrumpybear.com/

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:32 AM (F/KeJ)

156 154 IT'S AtC!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at November 12, 2018 10:32 AM (WgCY5)

==========

Too tall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 10:32 AM (viSzi)

157 Ancient Ruins @gfguy710
Replying to @BrittPettibone
Here's one of the soyboys who terrorized Tucker's wife and children Dylan Petrohilos, you can find him on twitter and his Facebook page. He lives in Maryland and claims to be working for the @DNC

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)

158 >>>154 IT'S AtC!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at November 12, 2018 10:32 AM (WgCY5)

Raptor beneath her feet.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (VmWui)

159 The mutiny of 1916 is explained some exceedingly bad leadership that wasn't bothering to even trying to avoid casualties when possible.

-
Robert Nivelle was rather like the Obama of France. He rose to the top with nothing more than outlandish promises that he says he can fulfill even though no one else could because, hey, it's me! When his offensive was a bloody disasted, the poilu had had enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

160 141 The wife and I just came to the conclusion that'Home Alone' is just 'Die Hard' for kids.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (my9nQ)

This is a valid interpretation

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (bcbK8)

161 Love this work -- even the signature attribution is like Holbein. All those circles, including the rug. Completing the circle of Imperial power perhaps.


It does look Holbeinish. That was sort of what I thought without realizing I was thinking it. I mean, I didn't think "Holbein" but it rang a bell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (fuK7c)

162 148>> Was France France when Chuck was doing his thing, or was France just some loosely aligned group of Fiefdoms?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2018 10:35 AM (mYj3l)

163 Napoleon was 5'7 wasn't he? Tall by Corsican standards. Average by French standards at that time although maybe not next to better-fed Frenchmen from the north.

He kept getting his portrait done next to those taller Frenchmen in his staff, which is why he looks like a dwarf. I give him credit for not wearing stilts or standing on a hummock like so many other nobles of his time.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2018 10:35 AM (ykYG2)

164 They make excellent cheese.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:27 AM (U5tDi)

Couger Gold!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2018 10:35 AM (wYseH)

165 Ancient Ruins @gfguy710

Replying to @BrittPettibone

Here's one of the soyboys who terrorized Tucker's wife and children
Dylan Petrohilos, you can find him on twitter and his Facebook page. He
lives in Maryland and claims to be working for the @DNC

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)

What is his address? And phone number?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:36 AM (F/KeJ)

166 I copied a Toulouse- Lautrec that I thought would be easy. Once I got into it I realized how many colors he used and it was a challenge to recreate his palette.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:36 AM (F7lRL)

167 Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)

Looks like the guy modeling the antifa evenink wear the other day.

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 10:36 AM (cxHbL)

168 I like the cut of his jib.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 12, 2018 10:07 AM (TUU1F)


I think it is actually called a 'Surplice"

(I know it's a sock, but my response is wrong too)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2018 10:36 AM (mUa7G)

169 This painting is a fantastic work of Imperial propaganda. He is appropriating(!) not just imperial symbols of the past but holy symbols as well. The arc of the throne behind him becomes a mandorla, making him have this otherworldly glow. The hand gesture on the staff is a symbol of blessing and the three fingers represent the Holy Trinity. This gesture is seen in many depictions of Christ Himself. Christian emperors and kings used it to reinforce their holy anointing and authority. Napoleon, who snatched the crown from the Pope's hands and crowned himself, adapts this for himself.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:36 AM (OyyDO)

170 Take a look.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)

I like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2018 10:37 AM (wYseH)

171 I tried to use that very image for my driver's license.
Aim high.

Posted by: klaftern at November 12, 2018 10:37 AM (RuIsu)

172 Do you think that is consciously imitated in the "windowed" works by Alphonse Mucha? He uses a lot of circles to frame his main subjects, and the Arte Nouveau used a lot of classical and figurative imagery.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2018 10:25 AM (mUa7G)


Never heard of him before but yikes, yes. Seems to be using the same motif. Not quite as subtly as Ingres, but the same aesthetic.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (/qEW2)

173 You can find people on mylife.com

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (F7lRL)

174 Hillary......after a redo, and still covering up her mechanical outer shell.

Posted by: Colin at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (ku3Uy)

175 That crimson and gold just is glorious. More real than reality.

This art and this piece in particular inspired much of the Warhammer 40k Imperial art. Games Workshop does love to rip off other, better work.

I think Napoleon was the last time the French were really respected and feared. I know Churchill's quote about the French Army but history showed how well THAT worked. After Napoleon, France tore itself apart, socially, religiously, intellectually and never was unified and powerful.

I wonder sometimes if our fate is to wind up like France...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (bcbK8)

176

Napoleon was 5'7 wasn't he?

He was as tall as me and Nick Saban. So, not quite a shrimp.
Close, though.
Also, how come he isn't scratching his boobeh like in all the other pics? I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)

177 Charles Martel was "king of the Franks" which didn't quite mean France, you are right. France wasn't properly united until Philippe II Auguste le Capétien ~1200ish.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (ykYG2)

178 173 You can find people on mylife.com
Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:38 AM (F7lRL)

Someone tell Billy Joel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:39 AM (bcbK8)

179 Crazy in love? The Japanese man 'married' to a hologram
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2of6je

I guess less bizarre then the Calif woman marrying a train station.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 10:39 AM (r9UYA)

180 actually Martel wasn't even king, now i think on it. he was the mayor of the palace, under the Merovingian king, whose name nobody remembers because by then the Merovings were useless.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2018 10:39 AM (ykYG2)

181 I think it looks like a Christmas tree skirt.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 12, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)


LOL. Once you see it you cannot unsee it. Thanks for ruining it for me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2018 10:39 AM (/qEW2)

182 So Brent Musburger tweets a picture from a Trump rally in Montana with a couple of guys behind him wearing Injun headdresses. Brent adds "Elizabeth Warren's relatives support Trump". And of course the always offended are outraged by it. He responded with. If you're offended I apologize. Go fuck yourself should be the only response

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 12, 2018 10:41 AM (OLCnA)

183 Couger Gold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2018 10:35 AM (wYseH)
-----------

Which is the very best one. So sharp it can slice like a hammer.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:41 AM (U5tDi)

184 https://twitter.com/dpetrohilos?lang=en
====
https://www.facebook.com/DPetrohilos/

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (+om3e)

185 Greetings:

You sure that painting isn't President Macron ???

Posted by: 11B40 at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (evgyj)

186 So here is a pretty decent site that get it so WRONG!

http://checkyourfact.com/2018/11/11/fact-check-illegal-immigration-cost-100-billion/

Poor families consume about $2.40 in government goods and services for every dollar they earn. Lets do some maths.

4 million illegal families each earning $25k per year consume about $60k! 4 million times 35 thousand is 140 billion!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

187 A modern update of this work.

https://tinyurl.com/y8a8g23c

Posted by Kris



For a moment there I thought that was the Emperor Shit Midas.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (0oDnb)

188 180>> Well. It seems nothing has changed in France since 1200ish. Well not really. In all fairness, the US might not exist if it weren't for the French.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 12, 2018 10:43 AM (mYj3l)

189 2pm is my first court case since getting indicted. I'm facing 80 years in prison for an anti trump protest along with 200 other people.

Dylan Petrohilos May 19, 2017

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (+om3e)

190 I feel guilty.

After a couple unsuccessful attempts at peeling the paper towel off the slightly overmicrowaved bacon, I fed it to the dog.


Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (8erNz)

191 If you want to read about how fragmented France was right up until the 19th century, try 'The Discovery of France'.

The country had like two main roads and everything else was isolated backwaters. They didn't even all speak 'French', there were so many rural dialects and oddities that someone from the Rhone couldn't understand someone from Paris or Normandy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (bcbK8)

192 Justin Trudeau, Emperor of Canada, is too stupid to get out of the rain.

preview.tinyurl.com/yb5ps5qn

Posted by: morton at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (Jlj05)

193 157 Ancient Ruins @gfguy710
Replying to @BrittPettibone
Here's one of the soyboys who terrorized Tucker's wife and children Dylan Petrohilos, you can find him on twitter and his Facebook page. He lives in Maryland and claims to be working for the @DNC
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)

-----------

He's also one of the nice folks who had charges against them dropped for rioting at Trump's inauguration.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (XXNQ+)

194
"Napoleon was the last time France had an effective military."

Or, he was the first of their leaders to kill off enough of the bold and the brave to give rise to the current cucks.

See also, WWI, WWII, Indochina.

Posted by: Parker at November 12, 2018 10:45 AM (MFwf8)

195 the Merovings were useless.

-
The Merovings moved on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

196 195 the Merovings were useless.

-
The Merovings moved on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

His wife was hot, though. Otherwise he was a waste of screen time and potential.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:46 AM (bcbK8)

197 200 years huh? That's a lot of ass pounding

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 12, 2018 10:46 AM (jsWA8)

198 The left hand staff just screams

Talk To The Hand

The other one, longer, is probably handy for the bonk bonk on teh haid maneuver.

Overall, though that's pretty good art.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (Z4rgH)

199
He's also one of the nice folks who had charges against them dropped for rioting at Trump's inauguration.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (XXNQ+)

Which is why he continued...

He saw that he would not be held accountable.

Almost like the equal application of the rule of law, is important.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (NgKpN)

200 Couger Gold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2018 10:35 AM (wYseH)
-----------

Which is the very best one. So sharp it can slice like a hammer.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:41 AM (U5tDi)

*********

It's delicious!!!!
Add smoked salmon, a loaf of fresh still warm sour dough bread, and a bottle or two of a good wine and it's a feast fit for...well...Napoleon!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

201 The other scepter, not the gang sign one, has at the top a seated emperor with a ball and a scepter.

And the end of that scepter has another tiny emperor....

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (fuK7c)

202 I guess less bizarre then the Calif woman marrying a train station.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 10:39 AM (r9UYA)

At least the train comes several times a day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2018 10:48 AM (KHhgg)

203 I told my aunt the joke she told was a hate crime and I was reporting her to the Goolag. Gotta turn the tables on these wrongthinkers.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:48 AM (F7lRL)

204 4 million illegal families each earning $25k per year consume about $60k! 4 million times 35 thousand is 140 billion!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

-

That's just what they personally use?

Costs due to crime and property damage, cradle-to-grave costs like school maintenance, supplies, SC/heat, road wear, law enforcement resources, courtroom staff, water usage, etc. and it's probably close to a trillion every year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:48 AM (iPqiQ)

205 187 A modern update of this work.

https://tinyurl.com/y8a8g23c

Posted by Kris



For a moment there I thought that was the Emperor Shit Midas.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (0oDnb)

That was the very last picture I showed in class each semester. The kids thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (OyyDO)

206 To that arrogant little shit-stain Macron who yesterday said:

"Our Europe has been at peace for 73 years."

Wrong, you jumped-up little shit.

Was Bosnia and Serbia at peace in the 1990s?

Were those peaceful tanks rolling through the streets of Budapest, Hungary in 1956?

The Russian invasion of Crimea in 2014? Europe.

And we'll be charitable and exclude The Algerian War from 1954 to 1962 which involved, uhhh, France. Also Europe.

Oh, and that whole Cold War thing? Not peace. Europe. Berlin Wall, medium range missiles, divided Germany. Not peace.

You enjoyed peace because of the United States and NATO, which your country dropped out of in 1966.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (ZxU8C)

207 2pm is my first court case since getting indicted. I'm facing 80 years in prison for an anti trump protest along with 200 other people.
Dylan Petrohilos May 19, 2017


Watch out for yer corn hole, bud.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (ykYG2)

208 Napoleon looks a little . . . feminine. Somehow it's more like a painting of a queen or empress than of an emperor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (yT080)

209 190 I feel guilty.

After a couple unsuccessful attempts at peeling the paper towel off the slightly overmicrowaved bacon, I fed it to the dog.


Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM (8erNz)

Don't feel guilty. You made Monday a little better for your dog. Nothing wrong with that. Just make more bacon!

Posted by: moki at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (mFoNl)

210
Churchill was a dictator?

Who knew?

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (z3nSX)








Someone's been reading too much Zinn and Chomsky

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (veoSD)

211 So he is one of Podesta's people ?

Center for American Progress/Think Progress

"The Center for American Progress is a progressive public policy research and advocacy organization which presents a liberal viewpoint on economic and social issues. It has its headquarters in Washington, D.C."

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (bUjCl)

212 201 The other scepter, not the gang sign one, has at the top a seated emperor with a ball and a scepter.

And the end of that scepter has another tiny emperor....
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (fuK7c)

It's emperors all the way down.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)

213 I am talking about the alleged perp

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (bUjCl)

214
I told my aunt the joke she told was a hate crime and I was reporting her to the Goolag. Gotta turn the tables on these wrongthinkers.

Posted by: kallisto
________________________

SO WHAT WAS THE DAMN JOKE ALREADY?1/1!?!1!?

FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (GEhPL)

215 It's delicious!!!!
Add smoked salmon, a loaf of fresh still warm sour dough bread, and a bottle or two of a good wine and it's a feast fit for...well...Napoleon!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
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We'll be right over!

I once made potatoes au gratin with Cougar Gold. Oh my word.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (U5tDi)

216 18 Ermines are just froofy stoats, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018

*
*
It would be so cool to find a pub in England called The Bloated Stoat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (yT080)

217 After a couple unsuccessful attempts at peeling the paper towel off the slightly overmicrowaved bacon, I fed it to the dog.


Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2018 10:44 AM


Ever thinking of putting one lightweight dish over top of another one the same size in the microwave?

Sometimes I 'nuke' hamburger this way when I'm in a hurry. Keeps the splatter down to nothing and retains the juiciness.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 12, 2018 10:51 AM (URwyc)

218 He lives in Maryland

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Say, did any of his Facebook posts cross state lines?

Did he ever cross state lines to engage?

Oh well. Nothing to charge him with, probably.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:51 AM (iPqiQ)

219 201 The other scepter, not the gang sign one, has at the top a seated emperor with a ball and a scepter.

And the end of that scepter has another tiny emperor....
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:47 AM (fuK7c)

Fractal emperors?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 12, 2018 10:51 AM (bcbK8)

220 Alcatraz O'Brien knows who's to blame for the unpleasantness chez Carlson.

Soledad O'Brien
@soledadobrien
Yes well when you're a racist, saying what you think might end up ousting you from your job. So yes, people will bash you when you take the white supremacist position that diversity is not a strength. Don't be a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)

221 Ancient Ruins @gfguy710

Replying to @BrittPettibone

Here's one of the soyboys who terrorized Tucker's wife and children
Dylan Petrohilos, you can find him on twitter and his Facebook page. He
lives in Maryland and claims to be working for the @DNC

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 12, 2018 10:33 AM (+om3e)

Again, what is this guys address and phone number? Why are we so reticent to stop these people by applying their own tactics to them?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:52 AM (F/KeJ)

222 I'm facing 80 years in prison for an anti trump protest along with 200 other people.

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I was just trying to liberate this jewelry and now facing ten years for what somebody calls armed robbery!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:53 AM (iPqiQ)

223 Soledad O'Brien

@soledadobrien

Yes well when you're a racist, saying what you think might end up
ousting you from your job. So yes, people will bash you when you take
the white supremacist position that diversity is not a strength. Don't
be a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)

And her addrss and phone number too... these people will never stop until they feel some pain and consequence to their actions.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:54 AM (F/KeJ)

224 The Russian invasion of reunification with Crimea in 2014? Europe.

Amended for clarity....

If yo can reunify Germany , you can reunify Russia with Crimea. Crimea was de-unified from Russia for a shorter time then East Germany From West Germany. 1954 for Crimea vs. 1945 -Berlin Wall.

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 10:54 AM (bUjCl)

225 It would be so cool to find a pub in England called The Bloated Stoat.

A bloated stoat is still Some Kind of Weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:54 AM (fuK7c)

226 214. The joke was so awful that it will result in immediate embarrelling. Not going there.

Posted by: kallisto at November 12, 2018 10:55 AM (F7lRL)

227 It's emperors all the way down.
Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)


It is a Napoleon-brot series.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2018 10:55 AM (mUa7G)

228 when you take the white supremacist position that diversity is not a strength. Don't be a racist.

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That's an amazing position.

I doubt she hangs out with any meth users or prostitutes even though they add diversity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (iPqiQ)

229 Good article in Wall Street Journal about "Who lost the House" the answer was ... John McCain.

Couldn;t agree more, guy killing Obamacare repeal gave Democrats a powerful weapon to run on.

Basically every Democrat ran on "preexisting conditions", and according to Exit Polls, healthcare was Democrats #1 issue.

Sickening.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (UfkIY)

230 Address not addrss

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (F/KeJ)

231 after revolution, empire
not the last time

Posted by: dw at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (stPAM)

232 What's with the two back scratchers? Did he have fleas?

Posted by: Simplemind at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (gNszW)

233 1945 -Berlin Wall.


An quibble.

1945 Berlin was partitioned into occupation zones. Wall went up in 1961.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (fuK7c)

234 I also like that only white supremacists don't want to whatever diversity.

Shame no one can ask her what that means about blacks and Hispanics who despise one another.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:57 AM (iPqiQ)

235 >>>Again, what is this guys address and phone number? Why are we so reticent to stop these people by applying their own tactics to them?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:52 AM (F/KeJ)
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Because the left has tremendous infastrucre - they control the police, the courts and the media

When Antifa doxes, they get finger wagging and if arrested and convicted a suspended sentence and it's gets reported on Infowars at best.

If a right winger doxes a lefty it's investigated as a hate crime his employer is pressured to fire him by violent protestors and a slut-skank prosecutor like Marylin Moaby tries to make a career out of prosecuting the right winger for anything g and everything possible and then some.

Posted by: Nationalist Monarchist Pikachu at November 12, 2018 10:57 AM (U5cSX)

236 Basically every Democrat ran on "preexisting conditions", and according to Exit Polls, healthcare was Democrats #1 issue.



Sickening.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (UfkIY)

Healthcare being the number one issue is != to everyone taking the Democrat position of pre-existing conditions.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:58 AM (F/KeJ)

237 The Gov't is in control of the ballot box.

That's where we are now.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 12, 2018 10:58 AM (3cq8T)

238 My local MeTV runs Solitude O'Brien's Matter of Fact (hah!) show at 3 am on Monday morning. Think how much of a ratings loser it must be, to be buried there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (yT080)

239 Oh and a good video by Razorfist up on youtube about why Nationalism did not cause WW1.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (bcbK8)

240 >>>Again, what is this guys address and phone number? Why are we so reticent to stop these people by applying their own tactics to them?

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It's weird how that Cesar guy was able to get all the addresses for his dildo mailings. And hand deliveries, which is even stranger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (iPqiQ)

241 Bryan William Jones
@BWJones
Statistically, you are safer walking through Afghanistan than the United States in terms of risk from gun violence.

Push that around in your head some.

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Well, walking around Chicago, sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)

242 CAPTION: "Honestly Josephine! There's no earthly way I'm going to be able to get out of these clothes. Why don't you just sign up for in vitro?"
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This too is the story of . . .

Posted by: Simplemind at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (fx39u)

243 Basically every Democrat ran on "preexisting conditions", and according to Exit Polls, healthcare was Democrats #1 issue.



Sickening.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 10:56 AM (UfkIY)

Healthcare being the number one issue is != to everyone taking the Democrat position of pre-existing conditions.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 10:58 AM (F/KeJ)

Fredo is the one who decimated the Private health Insurance Industry. But the RNC in their infinite wisdom choose not to point that out. A pity

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (bim/x)

244
The joke was so awful that it will result in immediate embarrelling. Not going there.

Posted by: kallisto
___________________________

NOW YOU'VE REALLY GOT MY ATTENTION... JUST SELF PROCLAIM TO BE A DEMOCRAT AND THERE WILL BE NO HARM, NO FOUL!11!1!!1!

FOADDY-FI!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (GEhPL)

245 242 CAPTION: "Honestly Josephine! There's no earthly way I'm going to be able to get out of these clothes. Why don't you just sign up for in vitro?"
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This too is the story of . . .
Posted by: Simplemind at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (fx39u)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (bcbK8)

246 Liberace approved.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (Z4rgH)

247 Whites people are the most diverse voting block.

Every other group votes much more monolithic.

Posted by: Nationalist Monarchist Pikachu at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (U5cSX)

248 If a right winger doxes a lefty it's investigated as
a hate crime his employer is pressured to fire him by violent
protestors and a slut-skank prosecutor like Marylin Moaby tries to make a
career out of prosecuting the right winger for anything g and
everything possible and then some.

Posted by: Nationalist Monarchist Pikachu at November 12, 2018 10:57 AM (U5cSX)

I don't buy that but it doesn't change the dynamic. Doxxing them back needs to be the response or the response will eventually be the shooting of people who use the doxxed personal information.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (F/KeJ)

249 Statistically, you are safer walking through Afghanistan than the United States in terms of risk from gun violence.

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What do the dangerous places have in common?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 11:01 AM (iPqiQ)

250 So Brent Musburger tweets a picture from a Trump rally in Montana with a couple of guys behind him wearing Injun headdresses. Brent adds "Elizabeth Warren's relatives support Trump". And of course the always offended are outraged by it. He responded with. If you're offended I apologize. Go fuck yourself should be the only response
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 12, 2018 10:41 AM (OLCnA)

A friend of mine posted a photo today from 1940s of a 103 year old confederate soldier riding a horse in a veterans day parade.
And of course the SJW's lit on it about how could anyone post a photo of someone who was fighting to allow genocide against an entire race, blah blah.
I didn't know that slave owners in the south were killing their slaves with abandon to eliminate the race.
This is the kind of crap being taught in schools and the black community today which is why we we have protests of statues.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 12, 2018 11:01 AM (jCCZJ)

251 I think Napoleon was the last time the French were really respected and feared. I know Churchill's quote about the French Army but history showed how well THAT worked. After Napoleon, France tore itself apart, socially, religiously, intellectually and never was unified and powerful.

The French have tried to work up 'grandeur' in any manner of ways since 1815, some have worked better than others.

They went and spun up a bunch of colonies; unlike the Brits when they left or were pushed out there wasn't a semblance of a Europeanized civil society left to pick up what was left.

They did come up with The Bomb and de Gaulle was happy to rattle it periodically but for all the EU patter of post Fourth Republic governments they haven't given the Krauts the keys to the sub.

Concorde was a French development - say what you want about the Brit engines, the Brit design, blah, it was French will who brought it into existence. Likewise French will created Airbus.

They are probably the only European power - UK not excluded - that doesn't wring its hands overly long about throwing power (what they can, where they can.) I'm sure it burns that the A-400M really doesn't do the job and the Brits and Aussies and etc. kept coming back begging for a couple more C-17s...

Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (8erNz)

252 241 Yeah, I believe that - said no one ever. Happy for Mr. Jones to test that theory though.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (AjNMO)

253 Fredo is the one who decimated the Private health Insurance Industry. But the RNC in their infinite wisdom choose not to point that out. A pity
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 10:59 AM (bim/x)

They are still afraid to go after that asshole.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

254 Liberace approved.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (Z4rgH)

Just needs a candelabra.

Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (cxHbL)

255
Costs due to crime and property damage, cradle-to-grave costs like school maintenance, supplies, SC/heat, road wear, law enforcement resources, courtroom staff, water usage, etc. and it's probably close to a trillion every year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG


Advocates for illegals claim they are a net positive rather than a cost.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2018 11:03 AM (aKsyK)

256 Far be it from me to know anything about artistic talent (because I have none), but that painting sure seems well executed. A lot of intricacies and details that seem quite hard to do. It almost looks like a photograph.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 12, 2018 11:03 AM (JoUsr)

257
"The Center for American Progress* is a progressive public policy
research and advocacy organization which presents a liberal viewpoint on
economic and social issues. It has its headquarters in Washington,
D.C."



"* We're really American Communists who advance so-called "progressive values" instead of American values. But we call ourselves something that sounds all hip and shit so you won't notice that part. What we want is unlimited power over you regardless of what your old Constitution says and we're working tirelessly to that end wherever and whenever we can. Fuck you very much, America."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 11:04 AM (HaL55)

258 An quibble.

1945 Berlin was partitioned into occupation zones. Wall went up in 1961.




Honest question, could you go to Dresden 1945-1961 without Soviets giving their ok ?

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:04 AM (bUjCl)

259 Greetings:

You sure that painting isn't President Macron ???
Posted by: 11B40 at November 12, 2018 10:42 AM (evgyj)

If it was Macron, it would be a portrait of Obama licking Merkel's toes while Macron cradles the gay mulatto's balls.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (3sjI6)

260
A friend of mine posted a photo today from 1940s of a 103 year old confederate soldier riding a horse in a veterans day parade.
And of course the SJW's lit on it about how could anyone post a photo of someone who was fighting to allow genocide against an entire race, blah blah.
I didn't know that slave owners in the south were killing their slaves with abandon to eliminate the race.
This is the kind of crap being taught in schools and the black community today which is why we we have protests of statues.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 12, 2018 11:01 AM (jCCZJ)

Aided and abetted by social media.
Like Clint Eastwood said, "everyone has an opinion" and thanks to twitter and the rest, everyone expresses it 24/7.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (NFEMn)

261 could you go to Dresden 1945-1961 without Soviets giving their ok ?
Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:04 AM (bUjCl)

Depends. What was her name?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (bim/x)

262 128 Moses (Apache -- there's even a book)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2018 10:24 AM (vOkuK)
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OMG, I didn't know anybody other than me had a copy of Abrell and Thompson's "Actual Facts"!

Hilarious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Generalissima of the Forza Spaziale at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (kQs4Y)

263 Advocates for illegals claim they are a net positive rather than a cost.

This is why Mexico tries to wall them in and practically begs them to come back.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2018 11:06 AM (OiC69)

264 could you go to Dresden 1945-1961 without Soviets giving their ok ?
Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:04 AM (bUjCl)

Depends. What was her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (bim/x)

Frau Blucher ?

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:06 AM (bUjCl)

265 Completely OT, but apparently the writer and director of the Sharknado series, Tom Sheets, is releasing another horror film, Clownado.

Yes, a a bloody, splatterfest involving horrible murderous clowns.

I won't link to it. You can look it up yourself.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2018 11:06 AM (mUa7G)

266 Hey leys make a new movie.. Firenado !!!!

Posted by: Ideaa Man Michael Keaton at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (ICWiF)

267 could you go to Dresden 1945-1961 without Soviets giving their ok ?
Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:04 AM (bUjCl)

Depends. What was her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:05 AM (bim/x)

Frau Blucher ?
Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:06 AM (bUjCl)

LOL...can't top that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (bim/x)

268 Is there some emergency situation where we can agree that the parts of the Bible saying to hate evil shall supercede the love your neighbor parts until the left is defeated?

Cuz this election stealing tells me we're already there.

Posted by: Just Asking at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (E5D55)

269 And of course the SJW's lit on it about how could anyone post a photo of someone who was fighting to allow genocide against an entire race, blah blah.

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It would be interesting to see a breakdown of military service over the last 100 years by race and see percentages of racists on the front line compared to the diversity behind them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (iPqiQ)

270 Hilarious to read Macron talking about "Nationalism" when France has got to be the most nationalist country on earth.
And Trump's brand of "nationalism"--such as it is---is not like Europe's anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (NFEMn)

271 Healthcare being the number one issue is != to everyone taking the Democrat position of pre-existing conditions.
Posted by: redbanzai

____________

I think it's a great deal of that number.

It's just like any other entitlement in that there's more people that take out versus pay in.

If there was a groundswell of people that really wanted ObamaCAre defeated, I tend to think Republicans would have done better.

I never saw a single Republican ad talking about ObamaCare repeal this cycle.

Keeping ObamaCare was all I saw from Democrats.

I'm certainly not happy about this development.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 11:07 AM (UfkIY)

272 254 Liberace approved.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2018 11:00 AM (Z4rgH)

Just needs a candelabra.
Posted by: BignJames at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (cxHbL)

Also, my brother George!

https://tinyurl.com/ybe8otdo

Posted by: Liverace at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (XpgGI)

273 A Luther moment:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9b82u9m

Episcopal bishop from Albany, NY courageously stands up for marriage between a man and a woman. Based on scripture.

Go to the link and read his 8-page explanation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (ZxU8C)

274 IT'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!

Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

275 Ingres is one of my favorites. I especially like Countess d'Hausonville:

https://tinyurl.com/ybax5zhu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2018 11:09 AM (SMdsi)

276 I once made potatoes au gratin with Cougar Gold. Oh my word.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 10:50 AM (U5tDi)
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Wasn't that your nom de guerre in prison?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Generalissima of the Forza Spaziale at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (kQs4Y)

277 Honest question, could you go to Dresden 1945-1961 without Soviets giving their ok ?


Nope.

And you couldn't go to isolated Berlin except through one corridor, one highway, which the Soviets shut down in '48/49 necessitating the Berlin Airlift.

That's how I got to Berlin for the first time in 1980, hitchhiking with a girl, we got picked up by hippies in a VW microbus and taken through the corridor. There were no rest or other stops along the way.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (fuK7c)

278 274 IT'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!

Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

===============

Replanting forests more densely than they naturally grew has nothing to do with it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (viSzi)

279 Am I the only idiot who puts things into the freezer without labeling them because I am *sure* I'll remember what they are months later?

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)

280 The art of the Napoleonic Era is a really interesting study. It's interesting how the arts and artists lined up according to their politics. Those pro-N tended to be Neoclassicists, while anti-Ns tended towards Romanticism. For some it was a conscious decision, such as JMW Turner and Casper David Freidrich who hated N. with the heat of a thousand suns. Others it just seems to work out that way.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (OyyDO)

281
Yes well when you're a racist, saying what you think might end up

ousting you from your job. So yes, people will bash you when you take

the white supremacist position that diversity is not a strength. Don't

be a racist.


I'll ask TuCa's question: How is diversity a strength? Please show your work.

Hint: it's not and it was never meant to be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)

282 There's a very voluptuous pic of Pam Bondi on WZ right now....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (LoLQo)

283 Fredo is the one who decimated the Private health Insurance Industry. But the RNC in their infinite wisdom choose not to point that out. A pity
Posted by: Nevergiveup

_____________

I think the problem is, the group that REALLY get shafted on ObamaCare (like me, a small business owner) is really small compared to the people that get subsidized is a lot more.

I think you get up to 4x the poverty level and get a subsidized plan. That's a shit load of people.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (UfkIY)

284 Wasn't that your nom de guerre in prison?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Generalissima of the Forza Spaziale at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (kQs4Y)
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Potatoes au gratin? Oui.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)

285 243 Basically every Democrat ran on "preexisting conditions", and according to Exit Polls, healthcare was Democrats #1 issue.
________________

Yep, Sinema here in AZ kept running ads saying that McSally voted to keep your medical insurer from covering your pre-existing conditions. "She doesn't care about you!!!"

Never underestimate voter ignorance, or their desire for "free" shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (fqUgw)

286 208 Napoleon looks a little . . . feminine. Somehow it's more like a painting of a queen or empress than of an emperor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (yT080)
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The face.
It immediately reminded me of someone, someone in media or politics, but I can't place xher.
Seriously.
Can anyone help me with this?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (Rxduq)

287 My version of Patriotism says that since I was a victim of pedophilia and married my elderly rapist that must be OK.

So I'm also OK with importing a bunch of Muslim Pedos as part of the #NewFrance

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (E5D55)

288 Replanting forests more densely than they naturally grew has nothing to do with it, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (viSzi)

Yup Israel also fell into that trap and also artificially selecting what to plant and where and not letting nature pick. But Israel learned from it's mistakes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (bim/x)

289 283 Fredo is the one who decimated the Private health Insurance Industry. But the RNC in their infinite wisdom choose not to point that out. A pity
Posted by: Nevergiveup

_____________

I think the problem is, the group that REALLY get shafted on ObamaCare (like me, a small business owner) is really small compared to the people that get subsidized is a lot more.

I think you get up to 4x the poverty level and get a subsidized plan. That's a shit load of people.
Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (UfkIY)

And the "self-employed" like myself. You are boned, boned, boned.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

290 Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

Sure. If Trump hadn't backed out of the Paris Accord, there would have been no fire in Malibu.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NFEMn)

291 Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)
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No, no you're not.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (LoLQo)

292 288 Replanting forests more densely than they naturally grew has nothing to do with it, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (viSzi)

Yup Israel also fell into that trap and also artificially selecting what to plant and where and not letting nature pick. But Israel learned from it's mistakes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (bim/x)

===============

One of my elementary school teachers really loved the idea. Played it up like a genius move.

Being about 9, I also thought it was fantastic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (viSzi)

293 With the votes hinging on such slim margins I think we are done.

The dems and their Praetorian guard the media, entertainment, and education have two years to ramp up the hate, and by November 2020 all conservatives will be so othered they'll win with landslides at all levels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (+fPHo)

294 And the "self-employed" like myself. You are boned, boned, boned.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

Yup...I would have gotten fucked but good if I did not have Tricare

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (bim/x)

295 Lost in all the Senate stealing hubbub is all the House races that continue to be stolen, especially in CA. Not one of these "finding of votes" across the nation has benefited the GOP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (r+sAi)

296 France? Meh.


I'm not a history buff, but the French tried to be as imperialistic as England, just didn't last as long. I'm reminded frequently of the phrase (don't know who said it - but it sounds like Chruchill) about France: A shitty little country inhabited by shitty little people.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (q1VoB)

297 Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires

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More likely your states refusal to address excessive dead undergrowth and the prohibition of landowners to even touch "the fragile ecosystems of woodlands" that are feuling the fires.

So... btw.... how *are* those "fragile ecosystems of the woodlands" faring once they've been incinerated???

Stupid asshole.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (vIjh1)

298 Thank you, Bicentennial Guy. It's good to know I'm not alone in my lunacy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (U5tDi)

299 The following items are NOT news:

1. California is burning.

2. Democrats are breaking the law to steal elections.

3. France is run by sissies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (ZxU8C)

300 All right, Bandersnatch.

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (bUjCl)

301 IT'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!

Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
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What happens when California starts allowing only electric cars and people have to flee from the wildfires in electric cars? Will they have time to charge them up?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (hECVl)

302 How is diversity a strength?

It is the strongest strength of the left in the ballot box!

Ferme la bouche

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (E5D55)

303 >>>279 Am I the only idiot who puts things into the freezer without labeling them because I am *sure* I'll remember what they are months later?

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)

And you'll remember what month and year you put them in.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (VmWui)

304 The dems and their Praetorian guard the media,
entertainment, and education have two years to ramp up the hate, and by
November 2020 all conservatives will be so othered they'll win with
landslides at all levels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (+fPHo)


Yeah, go with that. Or, it just could be people are tired of it.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (q1VoB)

305 And you couldn't go to isolated Berlin except through one corridor, one highway,

I think there were three (at least in the early 80's), one to Wolfsburg or Braunschweig, one down to Nürnberg, and one over to Hamburg.

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (Y9zp1)

306 303 >>>279 Am I the only idiot who puts things into the freezer without labeling them because I am *sure* I'll remember what they are months later?

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)

And you'll remember what month and year you put them in.
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (VmWui)

============

My system uses which the reigns of popes.

I don't know how, but I have a Paul VI in there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (viSzi)

307 IIRC all the charges were dropped against those Trump rioters after they got an Obama judge who was beating the shit out of the prosecutors. This despite the fact that the injured a lot of cops and did > $100,000 in property damage.


Yes, they should have asked for a change in venue because you can not try a communist Democrat agitator in DC and expect to get a conviction. If the judges don't get you the jurors will.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (mpXpK)

308 And you'll remember what month and year you put them in.
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:14 AM (VmWui)
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You know, I wasn't quite sure I was that deluded but then I thought about it for a moment and yep, I am.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (U5tDi)

309 Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires
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Here in AZ we've had fewer wildfires this year than we had last year.

AZ has hotter weather and less rain than CA. If more wildfires are the "new abnormal" because of "climate change" then why aren't we having more fires in AZ? Why only CA?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (fqUgw)

310 I never put anything in the freezer without labeling it first. Unless it is already labeled. Whoever doesn't, is asking for trouble.

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (bUjCl)

311 Am I the only idiot who puts things into the freezer without labeling them because I am *sure* I'll remember what they are months later?

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:10 AM (U5tDi)

I put a lot of things in safe places so I will not forget ot lose them. And I lose every single fuckin one of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (bim/x)

312 Ballot Boxes Left Inside AVIS Rental Car At Fort Lauderdale Airport?

-
Well, they try harder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

313 274 IT'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!



Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)


Yes! Global Warming.


Posted by: Hungry Pine Bark Beetle Army at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (r9UYA)

314 251 I think Napoleon was the last time the French were really respected and feared. I know Churchill's quote about the French Army but history showed how well THAT worked. After Napoleon, France tore itself apart, socially, religiously, intellectually and never was unified and powerful.

The French have tried to work up 'grandeur' in any manner of ways since 1815, some have worked better than others.

They went and spun up a bunch of colonies; unlike the Brits when they left or were pushed out there wasn't a semblance of a Europeanized civil society left to pick up what was left.

They did come up with The Bomb and de Gaulle was happy to rattle it periodically but for all the EU patter of post Fourth Republic governments they haven't given the Krauts the keys to the sub.

Concorde was a French development - say what you want about the Brit engines, the Brit design, blah, it was French will who brought it into existence. Likewise French will created Airbus.

They are probably the only European power - UK not excluded - that doesn't wring its hands overly long about throwing power (what they can, where they can.) I'm sure it burns that the A-400M really doesn't do the job and the Brits and Aussies and etc. kept coming back begging for a couple more C-17s...

Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2018 11:02 AM (8erNz)

The fit and finish on the Airbus jets isn't as good as Boeing, at least based on my passenger experiences.

I'll leave it to the professional Zoomies to comment on the Airbus military aircraft. I'm out of the loop there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

315 I don't know how, but I have a Paul VI in there.
__________________________________________

Te Absolvo.

Posted by: Pope Frigidaire, the Side-by-Side Pope at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (ZxU8C)

316 I mean , we all enjoy a bit of culinary adventure, but...

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2018 11:17 AM (bUjCl)

317 I don't know how, but I have a Paul VI in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (viSzi)
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You must have inherited it from your parents because you weren't even alive when he was.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:17 AM (U5tDi)

318 T'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!



Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

I rather think it is California's fault for not allowing homeowners to clear underbrush.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 11:17 AM (F/KeJ)

319 317 I don't know how, but I have a Paul VI in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (viSzi)
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You must have inherited it from your parents because you weren't even alive when he was.
Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:17 AM (U5tDi)

=============

That's the joke!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (viSzi)

320 293 With the votes hinging on such slim margins I think we are done.

The dems and their Praetorian guard the media, entertainment, and education have two years to ramp up the hate, and by November 2020 all conservatives will be so othered they'll win with landslides at all levels.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (+fPHo)

And if that doesn't work, the Fed cranking up the interest rate to cause a recession will.

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (7HtZB)

321 I'm thinking Washington State.
Go Cougs!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 10:19 AM (0tfLf)

Fist bump. This is our year.

Posted by: IC at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

322 @271

unfortunetly the Donks have exploited it and no matter how much you try to tell people it's unreasonable to expect the insurance companies to cover the costs for "pre-existing coditions" we're going to lose the argument..


So what to do?


You can do the following...


1. Insurance companies must cover pre-exisitng conditons.


2. The insured must pay to "buy-up" this coverage in their health plans.


3. The price will be capped at, say, 10pct of the cost of the entire plan or some other negotiated number, it could be means tested but you get the gist.


Now the Donks and communists will fight this as they fight everything but at least we can say we tried to solve the problem and accommodate the concerns of the people while balancing the stability of the market and taking the real world cost factor into account.


Add in the ability for insurance companies to provide all sorts of tailored plans and bare bones low-cost plans and the ability to sell any plan, to anyone, any where and you will have gone a long way to solving the root causes of our problems.


But of course none of this will be done because it makes too much sense.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (qxq6t)

323 The dems and their Praetorian guard the media,
entertainment, and education have two years to ramp up the hate, and by
November 2020 all conservatives will be so othered they'll win with
landslides at all levels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (+fPHo)

Yes, this is their Plan B if Mueller doesn't work --and it won't

They want to ratchet up the hate and the violence knowing that Trump will be blamed for creating such a "climate" and wear everyone down so that they just say say, Fuck it.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NFEMn)

324 312 Ballot Boxes Left Inside AVIS Rental Car At Fort Lauderdale Airport?

-
Well, they try harder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

*Facepalm*

They're literally bringing in ballots from out-of-state....

Posted by: Hikaru at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (pgXNG)

325 IT'S YOUR FAULT CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!!

Jerry Brown: Climate-Change Deniers 'Definitely Contributing' to the 'New Abnormal' of Wildfires
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)


And now that asshole wants federal money.

As I said on the Morning Thread, PDT should read back every nasty thing Brown has said about him and then tell the nickelfucker to go ask President Hillary for his money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (kqsXK)

326 I put a lot of things in safe places so I will not forget ot lose them. And I lose every single fuckin one of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (bim/x)
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I swear that someday I will find my stash of flashlights.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (U5tDi)

327 I rather think it is California's fault for not allowing homeowners to clear underbrush.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 11:17 AM (F/KeJ)

+10000

Posted by: IC at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

328
Abandoned

Votes

In

Sedan

Posted by: The Unknown Acronymist at November 12, 2018 11:19 AM (ZxU8C)

329 My system uses which the reigns of popes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:15 AM (viSzi)


Wow.

That's a really handy non-sequitur to keep in the back pocket for meetings, thank you for that.

"Any other input on that then? ...hogmartin?"
*wakes up from 20 minute daydream*
"My system uses the reigns of popes."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 11:19 AM (t+qrx)

330 California sucks ass. What a stupidly flammable place.

Posted by: Chris M at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (eAZVt)

331 My system uses which the reigns of popes.

I don't know how, but I have a Paul VI in there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon.

*******

Next thing you'll tell us you have Prince Albert in a can.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (0tfLf)

332 That's the joke!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM (viSzi)
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Sorry. I put my sense of humor in the freezer but forgot to label it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (U5tDi)

333 275 Ingres is one of my favorites. I especially like Countess d'Hausonville:

https://tinyurl.com/ybax5zhu
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2018 11:09 AM (SMdsi)

Beautiful. Ingres didn't even have to sign this one. Just looking at her face shouts, "Ingres made this!"

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (OyyDO)

334 AZ has hotter weather and less rain than CA.

It's the rains the previous winter that set up the burst of undergrowth to dry out in the summer and to burn in the fall. Didn't happen as much during droughts.

And after the fires strip the hillsides in the fall, the winter's rains cause the mudslides. Who says there's no seasons in CA!

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (jhfGG)

335 >>>286 208 Napoleon looks a little . . . feminine. Somehow it's more like a painting of a queen or empress than of an emperor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (yT080)
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The face.
It immediately reminded me of someone, someone in media or politics, but I can't place xher.
Seriously.
Can anyone help me with this?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (Rxduq)

Robert Vaughn, from The Man from UNCLE?

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (VmWui)

336 Hey Jerry Brown, you stupid asshole - maybe we should try controlled burns here in CA?

*excerpt from an email I sent him - minus the 'stupid asshole' remark*

Posted by: IC at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (a0IVu)

337 With the votes hinging on such slim margins I think we are done.



The dems and their Praetorian guard the media, entertainment, and
education have two years to ramp up the hate, and by November 2020 all
conservatives will be so othered they'll win with landslides at all
levels.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (+fPHo)

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (F/KeJ)

338 there's an interesting detail in this painting i noticed while viewing it a few years ago. in the border of the rug are signs of the zodiac, including at the lower right pisces the fish partially covered by the ermine of napoleon's robe. i read this as ingres symbolically commenting on the imperial surmounting the church.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Pg+x7)

339 284 Potatoes au gratin? Oui.

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)


They caught the Tater.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Z4rgH)

340 "Any other input on that then? ...hogmartin?"
*wakes up from 20 minute daydream*
"My system uses the reigns of popes."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 11:19 AM (t+qrx)
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"I'll be happy to explain it to you but first you'll have to convert to Catholicism. I'll wait."

Posted by: bluebell at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (U5tDi)

341 He looks like Rod Steiger !

Posted by: JT at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (4Squ7)

342 Over 100--
A Charles Schulz Tribute to Veteran's Day, from Twitchy, but it's worth it
http://tinyurl.com/y7gs2g8e

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (n9EOP)

343 Am I the only idiot who puts things into the freezer without labeling them because I am *sure* I'll remember what they are months later?


--

I don't do that, but i do put stuff in the freezer because I'm *sure* that at some time in the next 2 years I'll want to thaw it out and eat it, and that almost never actually happens.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 12, 2018 11:22 AM (OJXf7)

344 ... at napoleon's investiture as emperor he took the crown from the pope's hands and crowned himself.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 12, 2018 11:22 AM (Pg+x7)

345 312 Ballot Boxes Left Inside AVIS Rental Car At Fort Lauderdale Airport?

-
Well, they try harder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2018 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

*Facepalm*

They're literally bringing in ballots from out-of-state....

Posted by: Hikaru at November 12, 2018 11:18 AM



Jeez...can't they get original with this? I think they used a similar scam in Washington State for the Gov's race in 2004.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2018 11:23 AM (0tfLf)

346 Je vous presente Madame Necker.

https://thesalonniere.com/madame-suzanne-necker/


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 11:23 AM (ZxU8C)

347 He has an early version of the "Shocker on a Stick"

Posted by: Roland THTG Kinetic Activist North Central Division at November 12, 2018 11:23 AM (88+cf)

348 335 >>>286 208 Napoleon looks a little . . . feminine. Somehow it's more like a painting of a queen or empress than of an emperor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 10:49 AM (yT080)
-----------------------------
The face.
It immediately reminded me of someone, someone in media or politics, but I can't place xher.
Seriously.
Can anyone help me with this?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2018 11:11 AM (Rxduq)

Robert Vaughn, from The Man from UNCLE?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018

*
*
I've noticed the resemblance between the young Vaughn and paintings of Bonaparte for years. But RV was never feminine!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 11:24 AM (yT080)

349 >>I rather think it is California's fault for not allowing homeowners to clear underbrush.



Posted by: redbanzai

Yes. I remember a few years ago in the Lake Tahoe fires the only homes that survived are the ones that broke the law and cleared underbrush from around their property.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (r9UYA)

350 Ingres is one of my favorites. I especially like Countess d'Hausonville:

https://tinyurl.com/ybax5zhu
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golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: le moron at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (757AT)

351 nood monkeh

Posted by: hogmartin at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (t+qrx)

352 Im sure the California locusts in Colorado will bring their brilliant ideas of leaving Mother Nature alone so we can enjoy the funsie time of watching our forests burn as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (+dsLj)

353 CA will get the requested federal aid because Democrats will force it. I just want Trump to put some conditions on it. First they have to change their insane forestry practices.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

354 And you couldn't go to isolated Berlin except through one corridor, one highway,

----

I think there were three (at least in the early 80's), one to Wolfsburg or Braunschweig, one down to Nürnberg, and one over to Hamburg.



That makes sense looking at the map. I guess I was only aware of the one I could take.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (fuK7c)

355 newd

Posted by: Roland THTG Kinetic Activist North Central Division at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (88+cf)

356 That chick on the throne is a Zero.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (8iiMU)

357 All Hail Napoleon .

Posted by: John Kerry at November 12, 2018 11:26 AM (ICWiF)

358 They went and spun up a bunch of colonies; unlike the Brits when they
left or were pushed out there wasn't a semblance of a Europeanized civil
society left to pick up what was left.
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An artifact of the Code Napoleon (civil, or inquisitorial, jurisprudence) rather than Common Law. Look at the countries who adopted the civil method vs those the common law method. Sorry, one of my hobbyhorses.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 12, 2018 11:26 AM (MIKMs)

359 Nood w/ cool pics for both morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 11:26 AM (yT080)

360 3. The price will be capped at, say, 10pct of the cost of the entire plan or some other negotiated number, it could be means tested but you get the gist.


Now the Donks and communists will fight this as they fight everything but at least we can say we tried to solve the problem and accommodate the concerns of the people while balancing the stability of the market and taking the real world cost factor into account.


Add in the ability for insurance companies to provide all sorts of tailored plans and bare bones low-cost plans and the ability to sell any plan, to anyone, any where and you will have gone a long way to solving the root causes of our problems.


But of course none of this will be done because it makes too much sense.
Posted by: Kreplach

_____________


I agree, I'm not suggesting Republicans lose to Democrats in order to be "right". That's sort of the TruCon playbook.

The whole prexisting conditions sham was like 1% of people. Something can be done with these people that's politically palatable.

But the worse thing you can do is run away from an issue and that's exactly what Republicans did with ObamaCare this cycle and they paid a price.

I do think though most people are "shielded" from health care costs these days and so it doesn't resonate like it should.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2018 11:27 AM (UfkIY)

361 >>>I've noticed the resemblance between the young Vaughn and paintings of Bonaparte for years. But RV was never feminine!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2018 11:24 AM (yT080)

Yes, I wasn't picking up on the "xher" and "feminine" references, just the look-alikedness.
Remember Robert Vaughn's character's name in The Man from UNCLE?

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:27 AM (VmWui)

362 338 there's an interesting detail in this painting i noticed while viewing it a few years ago. in the border of the rug are signs of the zodiac, including at the lower right pisces the fish partially covered by the ermine of napoleon's robe. i read this as ingres symbolically commenting on the imperial surmounting the church.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Pg+x7)

Interesting. I saw them but couldn't tell what they were. The zodiac appear in a lot of Medieval art to denote the passage of time or the months themselves. Sometimes they represented science as they were astronomical symbols, one of the seven Liberal Arts. Many Gothic cathedrals, such as Chartres, have them over their portals since some cathedrals were also universities.

Posted by: Kris at November 12, 2018 11:29 AM (OyyDO)

363 Law enforcement originally responded to the airport because the box was reported as a suspicious package. The airport was locked down!

The last reported user of the vehicle was a Broward County employee with a Broward County email address.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 12, 2018 11:29 AM (ZxU8C)

364 361 >>>Remember Robert Vaughn's character's name in The Man from UNCLE?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:27 AM (VmWui)

I'll answer this, since I've been willowed, here:

Napoleon Solo.

Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:29 AM (VmWui)

365 Painting title: "How the Left Thinks Trump Sees Himself."

Posted by: red speck at November 12, 2018 11:31 AM (6Krd7)

366 CA will get the requested federal aid because
Democrats will force it. I just want Trump to put some conditions on it.
First they have to change their insane forestry practices.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 12, 2018 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

Dems have no power on their own to force anything... but I would be willing to trade one-time aid to Cali for their stupidity for changes in their stupid controlled burn and clearing policies AND full funding of the wall.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 12, 2018 11:33 AM (F/KeJ)

367 335---Robert Vaughn, from The Man from UNCLE?
Posted by: m at November 12, 2018 11:20 AM (VmWui)
----------------------
I do see a resemblance there.
But I am thinking of a woman.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2018 11:40 AM (Rxduq)

368
More likely your states refusal to address excessive dead undergrowth and the prohibition of landowners to even touch "the fragile ecosystems of woodlands" that are feuling the fires.

So... btw.... how *are* those "fragile ecosystems of the woodlands" faring once they've been incinerated???

Stupid asshole.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2018 11:13 AM (vIjh1)







In fact, the chaparral of SoCal that burns every year is dominated by the Manzanita, which burns like it's soaked in gasoline. The whole ecosystem is EVOLVED to require periodic wildfires, complete with fire-following plants that only sprout after the undergrowth is burned out.

Clearing out the undergrowth by human action is in fact just replicating much of the effect of natural burns, so it's just stupid to ban it like CA does.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2018 11:40 AM (veoSD)

369 I think he has been fingered by the French Stasi and is about to get the sideways pineapple later...Right ROD-GERED you might say....THE FULL MACRON wif Le madame teacher for afters.......

Posted by: saf at November 12, 2018 11:44 AM (5IHGB)

370 301
What happens when California starts allowing only electric cars and
people have to flee from the wildfires in electric cars? Will they have
time to charge them up?


you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs

Posted by: Anachronda at November 12, 2018 11:46 AM (2//jc)

371 Scour N Africa and bring back the FOREIGN LINGUINI...one for all...OK tha Big Pizza it is lads.......

Posted by: saf at November 12, 2018 11:47 AM (5IHGB)

372 ^^^ "Bloated stoat" pub...NO...but I once had a pint OR twoooo @ "The FERKIN MERKIN" a totally hairy experience and then I met MY Napoleon @ WATER_LOO STATION".....

Posted by: saf at November 12, 2018 12:04 PM (5IHGB)

373 The long right lever is to flush. The other ,fingertip, rod will become obsolete when someone invents toilet paper

Posted by: Lousy1 at November 12, 2018 12:39 PM (1wxON)

374 Nappy made bi-guy Macron look positively masculine in comparison.

Posted by: Banjo at November 12, 2018 12:41 PM (SYCeT)

375 I prefer Ingres' portraits of stunning looking women.

Posted by: Michael K at November 12, 2018 01:01 PM (8G8nE)

376 24
"Napoleon was the last time France had an effective military."

The Battle of the Marne would like a word with you.

Posted by: Rollory at November 12, 2018 01:09 PM (6VljH)

377 The battle of Verdun, too, for that matter.

Americans simply have no concept anymore of what a serious war can cost. Go read up on Cold Harbor and the siege of Petersburg. Then extrapolate that to four years' worth, except worse. Then try looking yourself in the mirror when joking about the French military.

Posted by: Rollory at November 12, 2018 01:17 PM (6VljH)

378 Never around when it counts

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)

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