Ruth Bader Ginsburg, The Fittest 85 Year Old Woman In the Universe, Falls Unexpectedly, Breaking Three Ribs

I think she's home now after having been briefly hospitalized.

What's amusing is that lefties don't know what to think of RBG any longer; they used to love making (stupid) memes about her, but then, when they realized Oh shit, we've gambled our juridical fortunes on the enduring health of a frail 85 year old spinster who naps more than a narcoleptic kitten, they started to panic.

And then Their Pals in the Media tried to boost their spirits by endlessly talking up the SUPER HARD WORKOUT ROUTINE an 85 year old woman does to keep INCREDIBLY FIT.

Now, obviously, anyone can and should exercise, and it's great RBG "works out." Healthy body healthy mind and all that.

But honestly, wasn't the leftwing media laying it on just a little thick with these ludicrous testaments to Ginsburg's alleged Triathelete-level of fitness?

Let's take a look back..

POLITICO: I Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Workout. It Nearly Broke Me.

If you're wondering what a 20-something "man" who is "nearly broken" by an 85 year old woman's "pumping iron" regimen might look like, well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like.

You can also click the link to see this soybean get REKT by a "workout" routine designed for someone born before Hitler became chancellor of Germany.

BUSINESS INSIDER: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been on the Supreme Court for 25 years today -- here's the workout she uses to stay on top of her game

The workout consists mainly of Step exercises, then throwing yourself on to the ground with great force.

NBC "NEWS:" Why Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the workout inspiration we all need

The 85-year-old Supreme Court Justice isn't leaving the bench anytime soon -- and maintaining her physical fitness keeps her on top of her game.

The partisan propaganda outfit Washington Post tried to reassure its nervous leftwing cuck readers that an 85 year old was really in super-duper shape with this Vox-like "explainer" video.

I like how this video ends, telling us that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is important, "because it's something we can all do."

Why yes, we all can do it. Literally. Except for little babies, and soybean feature writers.

ABC "NEWS:" "The longtime personal trainer of the Supreme Court Justice -- who gained the nickname "The Notorious R.B.G." -- shared secrets in October for how the 85-year-old stays physically strong every day as she interprets the Constitution."

GAINNZZZ.

They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg.

But don't worry about RBG -- leftists have her back.

The people who endlessly tell us how much they Fucking Love Science think that the correct medical treatment for broken ribs is a rib transplant, and are offering up their own ribs:




Yes, lefties who rilly rilly rilly Luv Da Science, the accepted medical treatment for broken ribs is not to set them and let them mend on their own, but to perform an invasive operation during which the patient's chest cavity is cut open and the broken ribs replaced by spares collected from donors, who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.



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1 Ouch!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:26 PM (I16G8)

2 Brace for impact.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:27 PM (T8NZa)

3 They showed previews for the new movie coming out about her when I went to see Gosnell. Gag inducing.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (tGSHk)

4 Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg


PP has plenty.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)

5 science!

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (VckGX)

6 Rib transplants - even if they were a thing - would be worse than broken ribs, no?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (I2dne)

7 I knew the libs would offer their body parts

Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (U7k5w)

8 "The 85-year-old Supreme Court Justice isn't leaving the bench anytime soon -- and maintaining her physical fitness keeps her on top of her game."

Really...

Posted by: G. Reaper at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (tGSHk)

9 Take everything the news media says, and believe the opposite.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (hrcfq)

10 I've fallen and can't get up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (iiixZ)

11 Wasn't it the same MSM who said Reagan, at 72, was crazy too old to be in govt?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)

12 well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like.

Seriously, he went with the 'brony' shot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

13 Rib transplants - even if they were a thing - would be worse than broken ribs, no?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Way worse. Besides the ribs healing, you'd have healing from surgery.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (huES0)

14 Organ transplant.

Gee mom, it's a Wurlitzer

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (8ikIW)

15 Feminist Ribs?



Those have to be worse than Kasas City Ribs!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (sFt66)

16 I knew the libs would offer their body parts

When they offered Slick BJs to be able to keep killing their babies, we shouldn't be surprised at this lunacy.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (tGSHk)

17 Wow. These people really have been dumbed down. If only they had been dumbed down into oblivion.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (0z3fE)

18 dagnabbit. forgot to have a McRib for lunch in honor of RBG.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (xGZ+b)

19 Wasn't it the same MSM who said Reagan, at 72, was crazy too old to be in govt?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)

20 After she gets a rib transplant, she can get leg transplants, arm transplants, head transplants, neck transplant....basically a full rebuild.

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (QBoRM)

21 Why can't she just call Planned Parenthood and get some replacement parts. Like New - Barely Used.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)

22 How about letting the poor woman retire? Can't they find anyone to replace her? Hasn't she done enough?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (8TrcO)

23 Next step pneumonia in the hospital. Then Note Dame prof gets tapped and leftist scream at the sky.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (14qvS)

24 You can say she's on point mentally. I believe her clerks are writing her decisions for her, but fine.

But leftists claiming she's in peak condition? It's a lie, but for shat purpose? Why, to allege the President had her murdered of course.

Gird your loins.

Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (6rFB/)

25 Wasn't my rib enough for you people?

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)

26 Oh shit, we've gambled our juridical fortunes on the enduring health of a frail 85 year old spinster who naps more than a kitten

meow!

Posted by: little kittie with broken ribs at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (UsCnO)

27 Has she tried steroids yet? Between court sessions she can play center field. And hit cleanup.

In 2000, a friend who's a DC lawyer (with the gummint) and on our side said she was the most dangerous, by far. "She's evil and she's very smart." I don't expect the old brain is buzzing like that anymore, but the first part holds.

Don't get me wrong. I wish her a long and happy retirement.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (59GGI)

28 top 20.

and I'm beyond niceties now.

she can just go ahead and die.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8D42x)

29 Babylon Bee: Ruth Bader Ginsberg encased in Carbonite until next Court Session.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (WaxcS)

30 19 Wasn't it the same MSM who said Reagan, at 72, was crazy too old to be in govt?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)

___
Crazy talk!!

Posted by: 78 Year Old Nancy Pelosi at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (QBoRM)

31 She just needs to take the pill and die already.

Do y'all have any idea how much in medical services she is using that could go to illegal brown people?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (huES0)

32 I'm into my 3rd Martini so forgive the slurring.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (iiixZ)

33 Leftism is a religion for stupid people that can't hack Islam.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (AM1GF)

34 I have a spare Ruth. Or I could just order you a McRib?

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (WlPiF)

35 Trump must have found one of her horcruxes!

Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8tNRg)

36 Sandra Day O'Connor > Ruth Bader Ginsberg

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

37 G-d they're going to freak out when she's gone.

These geniuses, who have NO clue how the government works, are going to find out that their blue piss-puddle that gave them back the House has no impact on the coming decisions, and they will LOSE IT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

38
Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The hospital should accept all those who volunteered. Can't have enough of those things stockpiled.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (LsBY9)

39 How about they offer RBG a spine? Oh wait, they'll have to get that somewhere else.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (wJ+c3)

40 In all seriousness, when someone falls and breaks three ribs, they're suffering from severe osteoporosis, which is fairly common in women of her age and frailty.

To put the condition in the vernacular, her bones are about as strong as rotten old pieces of wood. Literally, she's rotting away from the inside out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

41 'Transplant My Rib' was the less popular followup to Motley Crue's 'Kickstart My Heart'.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (sFt66)

42 I would expect them to offering their children to the fire for her, and then I remember that they already have. I fear that the days of RGB dancing naked around the Asherah pole are coming to an end.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (T8NZa)

43 They really set themselves up for disappointment with these optimistic articles. Nothing like denial as a political strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

44 If we can gerry mander the senate elections, we can do anything!!!

...The View...

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (8ikIW)

45 Wow. These people really have been dumbed down. If only they had been dumbed down into oblivion.

Yeah, like not being able to find their polling station.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (tGSHk)

46 Seriously, he went with the 'brony' shot?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM


Be glad you can't see the tail.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM)

47 that workout article talking about her doing pushups without using her knees and machine bench press and cable flyes....

come on
at least make your hero worship sound plausible

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (VckGX)

48 By the way: loved the '22 cat-husbands', Ace.

Nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (bcbK8)

49


In 30 minutes the scheduled riots will commence.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (C8eOe)

50 And then Their Pals in the Media tried to boost their spirits by endlessly talking up the SUPER HARD WORKOUT ROUTINE an 85 year old woman does to keep INCREDIBLY FIT.

She shoved this "I'm so fit" crap in our faces.

The timing....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (2I4LM)

51 The DNC has every homopath in DC racing to her bedside with herbs, oils, and potions.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

52 I wrote a few times during Kavanaugh couldn't wait until it was over to get back to the Notorious RBG death watch

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (T4oHT)

53 So wait, if she's home already it couldn't have been as bad as originally reported.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)

54 I'd offer up my ribs for the transplant but I broke them during the RBG Powercise Workout.

Posted by: Ben Dreckinger at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (vtcmf)

55 Rib transplants - even if they were a thing - would be worse than broken ribs, no?

Yep, particularly because of the risk of infection as well as graft rejection. And the immune system of an 85-year-old is weaker than that of a younger adult.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (3C9q2)

56 Rib replacement surgery would literally kill her, but hey, who are we to impede SCIENCE!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (f687A)

57 POLITICO: I Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Workout. It Nearly Broke Me.

Ahahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (2I4LM)

58 RGB's bones were gerrymanderd by Republicans

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (QBoRM)

59 PP has plenty.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)



They're just very tiny!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (nmwc5)

60 42 I would expect them to offering their children to the fire for her, and then I remember that they already have. I fear that the days of RGB dancing naked around the Asherah pole are coming to an end.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (T8NZa)

Oh sure, ruin Asherah worship for everyone with THAT image.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

61 Of all the bones I have broken over the years, the busted ribs hurt the worst.

That said. . . . . .

Well, Mom said if you can't say something nice - hell guys, you know

Why would any news outlet believe we trust them after the BS *stories* they puke out? Honestly, do they even believe their own horseshit?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (9rIkM)

62 Well, if offering organs is a help, here's a Bag-O-Dicks for her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (Z4rgH)

63 Red Pill or Blue Pill? Calling Doctor Obama. Lab Coat Stat.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)

64 I knew the libs would offer their body parts
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM

You do not want to know what Lena Dunham offered.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (WlPiF)

65 That said, I will offer RBG some BBQ ribs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (f687A)

66 Ruthie is NOT a "spinster." Her husband died fewer than ten years ago and she has two children, a boy and a girl.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (HLTe8)

67 One bad flu season and it's Justice Cinderella Coney Barrett seated between goblin-faced stepsisters Sonia and Elena.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (ONtuT)

68 They sent her home because there is nothing they can do at the hospital for her other than giver her pain meds and possibly give her a life ending infection.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

69 "Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Secrets of Explosive Orgasms after Eighty-Five" in this month's Cosmo!

Posted by: This is Not CNN at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (hjaPQ)

70 Ace, please bookmark this:

Though it does seem to me that someone should have a
photoshop of Ginsberg Glasses atop the flaming skull ready to go just
in case.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2018 03:43 PM (kOpft)



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https://tinyurl.com/yaakj8ea

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:00 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (kOpft)

71 Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)

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I don't recall them pushing that too much, as Felonia is the same age.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G8)

72 I Guess that would be mean spirited of me (forgive me) to express a momentary wish that the most awful leftists would donate their (kind) hearts and livers and both kidneys to RBG so she can be even stronger?


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)

73 I'd love one of the super Science libs to explain to me how a fucking BONE TRANSPLANT is supposed to work.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (LNw+N)

74 Pushups, Ruth. You can't let this stop your regimen of pushups.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

75 RBG is more crooked than a Democrat Poll worker. There is no way she was doing most of those workouts. When you look up osteoporosis and scoliosis in The Journal of Medicine, her picture comes up. I was laughing about that with my lib doctor and he said "yeah, you are right".

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (wJ+c3)

76 We have evidence that Adam supplied defective items to the recipient, RBG.

Posted by: FDA at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (L/iaS)

77 Maybe they meant they were offering to by her ribs from Rosko's Barb-Cue Rib Shack.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (NFEMn)

78 The woman is in need of a soul.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (WQZ1O)

79 The Stupid. It's contagious.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (sFt66)

80 Feminist Ribs?

Those have to be worse than Kansas City Ribs!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (sFt66)

you have to try the dry rub before smoking. it locks the flavor in...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (8D42x)

81 RBG - That is one badass workout if you break 3 ribs.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (UsCnO)

82 Ruthie should add some exercises to her routine to strengthen her neck muscles, because the last video I saw of her, she couldn't hold her head up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (fqUgw)

83 To be fair, I bet Obama would have a tough time completing the RBG workout.

I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)

84 Also, to all these people who are offering transplants, and I say this from experience with older relatives in a similar state of health; she's already too weak physically to survive that kind of invasive surgery. It's just not an option at that age. It would be a case of "oh the surgery was completely successful! but unfortunately the patient died."

And yes that happens a whole lot more often than anyone wants to think that it does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)

85 So wait, if she's home already it couldn't have been as bad as originally reported.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)
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Or the immediate opportunity for crisis has passed and they want her out of the germ zone to help reduce risk of pneumonia. I imagine RBG has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably installed during her hospital stint.

If I were rich and/or influential, I'd want out of the disease zone the moment I wasn't at risk for crisis. Most people don't have that flexibility but I suspect she does.

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)

86 I saw Rib Transplant open for the Smashing Pumpkins in 1994 at the Oakland Coliseum.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (TUU1F)

87 Yes, lefties who rilly rilly rilly Luv Da Science, the accepted medical treatment for broken ribs is not to set them and let them mend on their own, but to perform an invasive operation during which the patient's chest cavity is cut open and the broken ribs replaced by spares collected from donors, who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands.

LOL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)

88 >>I'd love one of the super Science libs to explain to me how a fucking BONE TRANSPLANT is supposed to work.


They just sew another dude's dick on there, I think.

Posted by: John W. Bobbett at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (sFt66)

89 GIMME ONE RIB!

Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)

90 Your 22 Cat-Husbands.

Science! has proven that cats understand us they just DGAF.
I doubt if more cats or marrying them solves that.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (FhXTo)

91
My wife's aunt (who was 92 at the time) broke her hip while doing some sort of rehab exercise. She has not walked since then (she is now 97).

Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (LilNs)

92 Have they tried bloodletting, leeches and purging yet?

Gotta watch out for those bad humours.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Z4rgH)

93 66 Ruthie is NOT a "spinster." Her husband died fewer than ten years ago and she has two children, a boy and a girl.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (HLTe

Sorry, that was a typo. It was supposed to say 'Ruthie is a spinner'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)

94 #twoweeks

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (nFwvY)

95 That last paragraph was epic - thanks Ace!!

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

96 RBG is more crooked than a Democrat Poll worker. There is no way she was doing most of those workouts. When you look up osteoporosis and scoliosis in The Journal of Medicine, her picture comes up. I was laughing about that with my lib doctor and he said "yeah, you are right".
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (wJ+c3)

But to be fair, her work-out regiment was probably tougher than Obama's.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

97 and possibly give her a life ending infection.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

I read that as a life ending injection.

Paging Doctor Kavorkian!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

98 I put this in the previous thread:

522 The previous two Ace post were superb. Thank you, Ace.

I go even further. As I said this morning, I think even Tucker himself has been too easy on these shits, at least the ones who are semi-regular guests on Fox. ALL conservative media types have to break bad on their defenders, who are many, until they can slink back to Chappaqua and worship Shelob like the the little soulless toadies they are.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:25 PM (59GGI)


I know people think I"m nuts here, but even genuine conservatives' response to this has been all words. If there is no line these bastards can cross, which is too far, then what use are they.

(And, BTW, I seem to get accused on alternate threads of being a loonie fanatic, and being a cuck. So be it. Probably means I'm a good Aristotelian, which is my goal.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (59GGI)

99 I saw Rib Transplant open for the Smashing Pumpkins in 1994 at the Oakland Coliseum.

===

yeah, one of the first original super groups, including members of dongalong, morphine, and 21 cat husbands

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (7J5t2)

100 I recommend a mustard and garlic compress.

Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)

101 Long time lurker, first time 100!

Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Ttdys)

102 83 To be fair, I bet Obama would have a tough time completing the RBG workout.

I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)

10 pound dumbbells!!! Lol, even I manage heavier weights.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

103

I LOVE FUCKING SCIENCE!

Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (0N0JL)

104 Damn it!!!!

Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (Ttdys)

105 Influenza is our friend.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (iiixZ)

106 I don't recall them pushing that too much, as Felonia is the same age.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G
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I was emphasizing more the "crazy" part than the "old" part. They couldn't play age card because Hill-dog - but the did play (and continue to play) the crazy card.

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (I2dne)

107 Also
someone Nood RBG'd

Doc probably had to tape up her ribs but that's no reason for us to suffer.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (FhXTo)

108 You can say she's on point mentally. I believe her clerks are writing her decisions for her, but fine.

Uh, no. Pix of her in the last few years show her sleeping while the other jurists are looking on. She was being interviewed on stage recently and forgot which of the amendments she wanted to refer to. No worries, the SJWs in the audience yelled it out to her.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (tGSHk)

109 other than giver her pain meds and possibly give her a life ending infection.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM

Types, deletes, types,,,deletes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (WlPiF)

110 As I have said before, even though she was a liberal icon for 25 years on the court, Leftists will curse RBGs' name if she dies on Trumps watch.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

111 Now a bone donation, that's a thing. Finding a willing recipient is getting a lot more challenging, though.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (LNw+N)

112 The Mickey D's McRib sammich is back for a limited time. Coincidence or evil plot?

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

113 --The workout consists mainly of Step exercises, then throwing yourself on to the ground with great force.--

Ace, reading that got me funny looks at work. I made noises.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (XELll)

114 So wait, if she's home already it couldn't have been as bad as originally reported.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)

++++++++++++

Or the immediate opportunity for crisis has passed and they want her
out of the germ zone to help reduce risk of pneumonia. I imagine RBG
has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably
installed during her hospital stint.



If I were rich and/or influential, I'd want out of the disease zone
the moment I wasn't at risk for crisis. Most people don't have that
flexibility but I suspect she does.


Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM

---

See my #68 above.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (JUOKG)

115 >>I read that as a life ending injection.



The Paolo. He is willing to do this for the Green Card.
Yes?

Posted by: Paolo at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (sFt66)

116 Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (HLTe


And her children must be having a hard time. It's difficult to see parents fading and having worked with a lot of seniors when they're frail and break bones it's a slide down. I do remember that Scalia was a good friend of hers so I think the contention that some people make that she "hated the US" is not a given

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (AllCR)

117 RBG - That is one badass workout if you break 3 ribs.

Harry Reid loaned her his exercise machine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (3C9q2)

118
Speaking of old ladies, a neighbor lady, 92, has apparently just flipped her lid. 'Miss June" we call her. He husband died a little over a year ago.

Her daughter-in-law went over there earlier this afternoon and smelled something awful, a burning smell.

Well, Miss June had flipped up an eye on the electric stove, poured dry cat food underneath, then flipped the eye back down at turned it on. High.

So, today is likely Miss June's last day at home.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (f1Vqw)

119 If the rib transplants work, will she have enough energy to stop us gerrymandering the Senate? I guess we should be afraid.

And I understand that Wiccans are doing witch shit on her behalf.

Oh woe!

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (59GGI)

120 Who the fuck walks around with a T-shirt of a Supreme Court Justice?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)

121 I have the seen RBG movie trailer. I guffawed out loud in the theater.


Old bitch should have been impeached long ago. She referenced other than the Constitution for some homo decisions.


I would also add she was approved by the GOP.

Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (DfGpI)

122

I'll send Mongo Medic over in the Scooby Van, give her a nice autoinjector cocktail...

Posted by: Hitlery at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (0N0JL)

123 I would imagine at home a Supreme court justice will get the same exact care as in a hospital, doubt expense isn't a problem.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (T4oHT)

124 How about letting the poor woman retire? Can't they find anyone to replace her? Hasn't she done enough?
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ

..................

Well, that's the problem, isn't it? She shoulkd have retired before Obama left office.. but she and all the other libtards thought Hillary was a shoe-in, so no need.. Hahahaha

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (so+oy)

125 While I hate her politics, and the bigger fact that in her position there should be any, I do feel bad for anyone with broken ribs.


Please realize your situation, RBG, and just retire and enjoy the rest of your days. There is a lot of amazing stuff outside of the DC Beltway.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (UsCnO)

126 And rumor has it RBG is also hot on the Washington swinger scene! schwiiiing!!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (wJ+c3)

127 Rib transplants? Savages. Heroic purging will remove the black bile.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (T8NZa)

128 My dad keeled over, dead, at a bridge game about this time last year and two of his fellow card players gave him CPR until the EMTs shocked him back to life. It wasn't so much the dying that was a problem, but his ribs killed him for weeks after he died. He's alive now, though, and his ribs quit hurting about March.

Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (pqc4s)

129 Is this another constitutional crisis? I'm getting confused.

I do feel for her, tho. Ouch! That would be empathy, which comes normally to normies.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (t0Z53)

130 this happening when McRib is back is proof that this is the best timeline

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (nFwvY)

131 I suppose she is home already probably w/ nursing care. After all, nothing they can do for fractured ribs in the hospital, right?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

132 Doesn't the pain from breathing deeply with broken ribs keep people from taking those deep breaths and doesn't that in turn often cause lung problems like pneumonia to set in? And isn't that why these types of cases often do not emerge from the hospital alive?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (0z3fE)

133
106 I don't recall them pushing that too much, as Felonia is the same age.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G

___

True.

They did that with McCain though.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (QBoRM)

134 >>>Now a bone donation, that's a thing.



I'd like to donate mine to Kate Winslet. Tee hee hee.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (f687A)

135 89 GIMME ONE RIB!
Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)

I'm Gonna Git' You Sucka

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

136 51 The DNC has every homopath in DC racing to her bedside with herbs, oils, and potions.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)

Does the homopath lead through Dupont Circle?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (RD7QR)

137 Was she doing the Harry Reid workout?

I am still convinced that he got roughed up by either one of his Nevada gangster goons or his wife.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (oiNtH)

138 i still remember the fawning Der Spiegal article claiming to watch one of Obama's workouts....said he could curl 70kg....GTFO
then that tape leaked of him with his 10 pound dumbbells

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (VckGX)

139
I'd say most of the people offering ribs are females looking for a Kardashian style hourglass figure. Which is infinitely easier with fewer ribs. I suspect Kim uses a waist cinch 24/7.

Which actually isn't bad. Some consider it 'cheating'.

* tightens waist cinch and measures 32" (male) waist again *

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (URwyc)

140 Slather the prehistoric scrunt in BBQ sauce and call it a day.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (UnA8+)

141 I tried to keep up with Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the gym. It was awful! I couldn't even finish her regimen and I had to take 3 extra days of rest and double my HGH and steroid routine to recover.

Never again. That old lady is an ANIMAL! I'm just glad she went into law and passed up all the Major League contracts she was offered back in '37.

Posted by: Barry Bonds at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (KEr/t)

142 6 Rib transplants - even if they were a thing - would be worse than broken ribs, no?

maybe the can do a laparoscopic j b weld implant.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a)

143 I wish RBG a quick and painless passing to the next plane.

I'm a giver.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)

144 Is that WATimes story true?

Omgawd. Bahahahahaha.

Now to read the content.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (B6WO/)

145 The only rib transplants that are approved are the ones where you order a full or half rack from the waitress.

My goodness these people are dumbshits.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (8iiMU)

146 Vedi Napoli e poi mor

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (wJ+c3)

147 4th Martini.

Farming 'em one at a time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (iiixZ)

148 I recommend a mustard and garlic compress.

Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)

I think the garlic would drive her off. Vampires are allergic to garlic.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (gmo/4)

149 >>>I'm Gonna Git' You Sucka


Yes. Golf clap to you.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (f687A)

150 This is why Thomas needs to retire between now and early 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (QBoRM)

151 I'd love one of the super Science libs to explain to me how a fucking BONE TRANSPLANT is supposed to work.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (LNw+N)
..........

Well, you see... the leg bone connected to de hip bone
de hip bone connected to de back bone
de backbone connected to de rib bone

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr)

152 >>
But to be fair, her work-out regiment was probably tougher than Obama's.

Posted by: JoeF


His right hand was ripped.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)

153 If you're wondering what a 20-something "man" who is "nearly broken" by an 85 year old woman's "pumping iron" regimen might look like, well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like.

Actually, that workout was super easy, barely even an inconvenience.

Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

154 GAINNZZZ.

They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

155 And don't even try the Harry Reid exercise regimen.

Posted by: Ben Dreckinger at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (vtcmf)

156 one word ... kegel


but then she broke three ribs doing her kegel exercises, so, maybe cut back at age 84.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (Cus5s)

157 There is nothing creepy or cult like in offering your own body parts to your ruling class masters.

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (AvNhU)

158 Who the fuck walks around with a T-shirt of a Supreme Court Justice?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
+++++++++
I do - when I'm not wearing my pantsuit t-shirt.

Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)

159
Whoa, these ribs the feminists are offering. They their own?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (LsBY9)

160 Unfortunately for most people her age, this is the beginning of a rapid decline. What young people shrug off or get over in a few weeks, the elderly often just cannot get past and die from. An old body just does not have the defenses and ability to fight infection and assorted problems that young bodies do.

I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)

161 Rib transplant? Is that like when you take one dry rub rib and mix it in with St Louis BBQ?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (wJ+c3)

162 My wife's aunt (who was 92 at the time) broke her hip while doing some sort of rehab exercise. She has not walked since then (she is now 97).

Posted by: Glenn John
=====
Well, she's a lucky one. Most her age die with in months of a hip fracture.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (C8eOe)

163 Swalwell on Fox a few minutes ago: he's apparently thinking of a 2020 Pres run.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (L01V2)

164 101 Long time lurker, first time 100!
Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Ttdys)

Grats

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

165
139 * tightens waist cinch and measures 32" (male) waist again *

if i cinched my waist down to 32 inches, i'd look like someone was trying to make a baloon animal out of me.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (NmR1a)

166 >>>153 If you're wondering what a 20-something "man" who is "nearly broken" by an 85 year old woman's "pumping iron" regimen might look like, well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like.

Actually, that workout was super easy, barely even an inconvenience.
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo

...

Dude! You're attacking my favorite YouTuber!!!

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

167 Rib transplants - even if they were a thing - would be worse than broken ribs, no?

No. They connect the transplanted ribs on the elbows. Doesn't really hurt much, at all. Makes it a bit difficult to get through doors, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (KEr/t)

168 have they blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (a0IVu)

169 If you casually fall down and start breaking a large number of things, it's, and I'm being as generous as possible, probably time you think about retiring. One of these days you'll be walking along, break your hip, and fall. Usually, they put it the other way around, but it seems kind of likely to me that your hip suddenly breaking is the reason for the fall and not the other way around. Though, I'm no doctor. Unless robots count.

Posted by: DaveM at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (WWC3Y)

170 If the broken ribs don't force her to retire the pneumonia that is probably coming will.
will be fun to watch the commies panic as they realize a SC with another Trump nominee will not look kindly upon their attempts to jam Trump with subpoenas and lower courts trying to obstruct the Presidents authority. Commie panic and fear. I can hardly wait.
Christmas comes early.

Posted by: Waiting Expectantly at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (KnCGv)

171 GIMME ONE RIB!
Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)


Aw heck, now I wanna see that movie.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (TUU1F)

172 Does the homopath lead through Dupont Circle?
------------------------
I remember when Dupont Circle was a great place to meet chicks. Then things went swish.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

173 The only rib transplants that are approved are the ones where you order a full or half rack from the waitress.


I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,
I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,

I want my Bader back riiibbssss

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (8ikIW)

174 you would think removing the broken ribs would be better than trying to transplant new ones.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (MTjB1)

175 But to be fair, her work-out regiment was probably tougher than Obama's.

Posted by: JoeF


His right hand was ripped.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)

No, Obama is not a 'ron.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (NFEMn)

176 19 Wasn't it the same MSM who said Reagan, at 72, was crazy too old to be in govt?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)


Those were conservative Republican men. Liberal Democrat women, as we all know, can power through.

(I confess if I were to place a bet, it'd be 50/50 on whether RBG outlives Hillary. Unless Clinton is so foul that Satan doesn't want her polluting Hell. And that is a possibility.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (59GGI)

177 Actually, that workout was super easy, barely even an inconvenience.
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

Oooh, ooh, I love those.

Now pitch 'Bad Times at the El Royale'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

178 I think she's home now after having been briefly hospitalized.

...............

There really isn't much you can do for fractured ribs.. silly to keep her hospitalized.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (so+oy)

179 I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.
=====
Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?

Posted by: just kidding at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (C8eOe)

180 So who makes it past the New Years? RBG or Hillary or Nanzi?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (2LelM)

181 I recommend a mustard and garlic compress.
Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)

---------------------------------

What she needs is a balsam specific!

Posted by: Grandma Bouvier at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (7i2Ri)

182 Global Warming is to blame for this.
Not sure how, but CNN will figure it out soon.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (QBoRM)

183 I suppose she is home already probably w/ nursing care. After all, nothing they can do for fractured ribs in the hospital, right?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM


She's home with 24/7 care. She won't be able to get out of bed, piss, crap, or anything for weeks. Meanwhile the fluids in the lungs are gonna build up, get nasty, and she'll be back in the ER again.

Her home health care aides need to keep an ambulance # on speed dial. Stick a fork in her. She's done.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (URwyc)

184 Again I think the pneumonia vaccine I'm sure RBG has had will reduce her exposure to developing pneumonia greatly.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (A6Xv7)

185 >>>Aw heck, now I wanna see that movie.


"You got change for a hundred?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (f687A)

186 This is why Thomas needs to retire between now and early 2020.

------

I've heard that he wants to. He will be sorely missed. One of the smartest men on earth, and a genuinely nice person.

It will be nearly impossible to replace him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

187 Ribs? I thought she was Jewish.

Posted by: dlsada at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (6pPTB)

188 Now, obviously, anyone can and should exercise, and it's great RBG "works out -ace



Speaking of which...have you been able to start either exercising or IF again?

Yes, I'm shameless about taking opportunities to ask you this. Not wanting to be annoying, but to be encouraging. Would love someone reminding me frequently too.



Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (B6WO/)

189 Meanwhile, back when George W. Bush was president, the media made fun of his exercise regimen, suggesting that it was "weird" that someone would care so much about biking, running and fitness.


Of course, they LOVED it when Bill Clinton jogged in his short shorts!

Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)

190 Ruth Bader Ginsburg Really Wants Poor People To Stop Having Babies

and old Mollie Hemingway piece on The Federalist.
2014

She's all about the Eugenics.

Michael Gerson was also deeply worried by the Bazelon interview of Ginsburg. He pointed out how clearly Ginsburg was calling for certain "populations" to be reduced and reminded readers of something many in the media aren't so concerned about -- the dignity of all humans, regardless of their socioeconomic status.

She said: It is estimated that the Hyde Amendment limiting Medicaid abortions has saved 1 million lives since its passage in 1976 -- some, no doubt, became criminals and some, perhaps, lawyers and judges. It is a defining question for modern liberalism: Are these men and women "populations that we don't want to have too many of" or are they citizens worthy of justice and capable of contribution?


Tell me more Workout Queen.

The elite have families, and the poor cannot afford them anymore. Attrition is hurting our country.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (2I4LM)

191 4th Martini.

Farming 'em one at a time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++
Sounds more like you're harvesting them...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (I2dne)

192 >>>I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,
I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,

I want my Bader back riiibbssss



I'm dying!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (f687A)

193 73
I'd love one of the super Science libs to explain to me how a fucking BONE TRANSPLANT is supposed to work.

They have those blue pills now for that.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (UsCnO)

194

Only organic vegetable sex magic can save her now... HUMA! Get the rutabagas!

Posted by: Hitlery at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (0N0JL)

195 The crazier this shit gets ... the more I just cling to YouTube - to savor ABBA and the BeeGees.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (wm53o)

196 125 While I hate her politics, and the bigger fact that in her position there should be any, I do feel bad for anyone with broken ribs.
__________________

I was reading an article the other day that said that a medical study had found that any fall for an over-80 that resulted in a broken bone significantly reduced life expectancy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)

197 If RBG gets on the Cart...

We are gonna be so glad that we Gerrymandered those Senate Races!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (sFt66)

198
178 I think she's home now after having been briefly hospitalized.

...............

There really isn't much you can do for fractured ribs.. silly to keep her hospitalized.
-----------
Its a grin an bear recovery. Nice to have a comfy chair that reclines. No need to move to a bed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)

199 We need to float the idea that she needs to bathe in the blood of her followers.

Exsanguination city.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (e1q4h)

200 91


My wife's aunt (who was 92 at the time) broke her hip while doing
some sort of rehab exercise. She has not walked since then (she is now
97).

Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (LilNs)

Good on her! That is a devastating injury, and can be very bad news for an older person. My dad broke a hip falling hard on some ice at 72. It was a very long, tough recovery but he made it, although he could not walk as well. Then, a year later he falls and breaks the other one. That one nearly killed him. But he made it somehow and is back on his feet, although he's lost the ability to walk very far or fast.

Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (8tNRg)

201 She will not retire from the court no matter how ill she is.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

202 So does this mean the SCOTUS is deciding cases 6-3 now?

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (tGSHk)

203 68 They sent her home because there is nothing they can do at the hospital for her other than giver her pain meds and possibly give her a life ending infection. "

I have had at least one older friend who I absolutely know died that way - and more that I suspect. Doctors never like to admit that they sometimes kill their patients, but it happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)

204 OK, here's something I want to have happen.

Bunch of vegan feminitwits rally to get "a rib for Ruth".

Then the Tony Roma's delivery pulls up...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (AM1GF)

205 "The 85-year-old Supreme Court Justice isn't leaving the bench anytime soon -- and maintaining her physical fitness keeps her on top of her game."

Truthfully, she needs to cut back. It tuckers her out so much that she sleeps and recovers during the arguments phase of her daily routine. Some might suggest that REM sleep is productive, but not while actual litigation is proceeding before you.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (6eEQ+)

206 If Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg croaks, there's only one possible replacement:
Caitlyn Bruce Jenner.
No Supreme Court can be respectable without a Kardashian on it.

Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (F2vOa)

207 we can start doing the super easy, barely an inconvenience catchphrase and people will get it?

Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

208 If RBG retires it seems only fair and just that we Republicans agree not to fill her chair. Or perhaps we let her name her own successor!


After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)

209 GTFO
then that tape leaked of him with his 10 pound dumbbells
Posted by: brak

TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (oiNtH)

210 Here is the infamous (see what I did there) picture of Clarence Thomas and RBG at Kavanaugh's swearing in by Trump.

https://bit.ly/2OxzoUv

Does that look like a woman who is well? She's wearing freaking gloves, not dainty ladylike silk gloves, but winter gloves indoors in Washington DC in a room full of people and hot lights.

Yeah. She's completely and totally well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (mf5HN)

211 Is it true if I donate enough ribs I can suck my own dick?

Posted by: Soy Based Sort Of Man at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (LNw+N)

212 189
Meanwhile, back when George W. Bush was president, the media made fun of
his exercise regimen, suggesting that it was "weird" that someone would
care so much about biking, running and fitness.





Of course, they LOVED it when Bill Clinton jogged in his short shorts!

Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)
Sure - jogged his way to a McDonalds where he loaded up on Big Macs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (jxbfJ)

213 So wait, if she's home already it couldn't have been as bad as originally reported.


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)

They had to let her go home. She must lie in the soil she was buried in each day if she is to rise and hunt each night.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

214 ...who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands.

===

Poetry, right there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (EZebt)

215 Trepanning, always trepanning... and a borscht clyster treatment.......

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ffWPP)

216 Rib injuries hurt like rotten teeth. Really bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (iiixZ)

217 202 So does this mean the SCOTUS is deciding cases 6-3 now?
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (tGSHk)

___

5-3

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (QBoRM)

218 Of course, they LOVED it when Bill Clinton jogged in his short shorts!
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)

Jogged straight to McDonalds .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (A6Xv7)

219 Willowed: Eh, I mispoke, Broward can generate about 850,000 votes. So "finding" 46K is 5% of their total. But to be valid they have to be verified. Validation means 46,000 unique IDs and 46,000 unique signatures. Also impossible for more than 30K of those to be for Nelson, the other 16K will be for Scott.

Scott still ends up with a 6K lead. That generates a recount, which is already going to happen. That then brings in all the undercounts from the panhandle. Broward won't get any more votes after shooting their wad on this silliness.

So we will be biting our nails, but Scott will end up the winner.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)

220 "Take everything the news media says, and believe the opposite."



This is pretty much my personal mantra anymore!

Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ILhhk)

221 Mike Lindell and the "My Pillow of Eternal Slumber" to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bML9A)

222 If you casually fall down and start breaking a large number of things, it's, and I'm being as generous as possible, probably time you think about retiring

Yeah, the problem with getting old is that even if your mind is sharp, its not sharp for as long. You know how after several long days of hard work you have a hard time concentrating and even remembering your own damned name? The older you get, the less work and time it takes to reach that point. A normal day for a 30 year old causes the elderly to become very weary and weak.

That's why you retire. Not because you cannot technically do the job any longer, but because you cannot keep it up at a level the job requires for as long and as well.

And also there's the problem of fitness and incidents like this. The weaker and more tired you get, the more likely you are to make mistakes and have accidents. I know this all too well. And when you're 85, no exercise regimen on earth will let you bounce back and keep going like you used to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (39g3+)

223 Why not - these are the same people who get PTSD from merely touching an AR15.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (37IEG)

224 So if someone took that old movie of the crazy guy pushing the old lady in a wheelchair down the stairs and shopped PDT and RBG into it and posted to Youtube.

Would spew tube take it down cause its violence toward women or keep it up because of the left's belief that Trump musta caused RBG's broken ribs?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)

225 195 The crazier this shit gets ... the more I just cling to YouTube - to savor ABBA and the BeeGees.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (wm53o)



People savor the BeeGees?

Or am I mis-spelling blow job?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

226 I was reading an article the other day that said that a medical study had found that any fall for an over-80 that resulted in a broken bone significantly reduced life expectancy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)
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How much can be left in the first place?

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (G0vdT)

227
I never thought Cat-22 was that great of a book.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (TAmPV)

228 112 The Mickey D's McRib sammich is back for a limited time. Coincidence or evil plot?

embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (xGZ+b)

229 She will not retire from the court no matter how ill she is.

Posted by: WisRich


YOU SAY THAT AS IF SHE HAS MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER...

Posted by: Skeletal dude what sounds like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)

230 In " The Strain".... they talk extensively about RBG......

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (ffWPP)

231 ''have they blamed Trump yet?''

No, but they will. Something like old Ruth was so upset when Trump revoked Acosta's press pass that she was walking to he library to look up legal precedents to get it reinstated but, being in such a hurry, she tripped over the toe of her fuzzy slippers which she really didn't have time to shove on her knarled feet because Trump.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (jm1YL)

232 TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

233 She should just take the blue pill. Take the SCOAMT's advice. And you did rule in favor of that.

C'mon Ruthie. Do the right thing.

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (Fs5vw)

234 Well, what else are spare ribs for?

Posted by: arminius at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (382aI)

235 To be fair, I bet Obama would have a tough time completing the RBG workout.



I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking
of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than
anything else.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)


I seriously doubt that RBG was completing RBG's workout.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (F/KeJ)

236 Ace makes a great point about KellyAnne Conway's breasts....errr....husband! He's a bozo of the first order, and doesn't deserve his wife. I deserve his wife.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (Z216Q)

237 If RBG retires it seems only fair and just that we Republicans agree not to fill her chair. Or perhaps we let her name her own successor!


After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)



I thought this was an actual press release for a second there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

238 What blood type is she?

Posted by: China at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (r9UYA)

239 Those fetal baby smoothies will only keep you young for so long.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (1IB8I)

240 Mao swam the Yangtze when he was 85, and it was reported widely in the Red Press.

I intend to die at 85 with a bullet in my ass and a smile on my face.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (FTlwv)

241 Ace since you're reading: the sidebar bit about Shapiro is not with Brett Weinstein, it's his brother Eric.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

242 Best wishes to Ruth. It is wonderful that she refused to retire early and let king Putt name her replacement. She's a tough old bird.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (IUw1J)

243 Bleached, rested and ready, baby!

Posted by: G. R. Imreaper at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (LNw+N)

244 The Great White Scotsman: "They sent her home because there is nothing they can do at the hospital for her other than giver her pain meds and possibly give her a life ending infection."

As they say, hospitals really aren't the place for sick people. Maybe really, really sick people, but it's not a healthy environment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (6eEQ+)

245 I loved it when Clinton , Ford, Bush 41 and Bush 43 played a round of golf at a charity tournament and Clinton was beat by all of them. He couldn't cheat like he normally would.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (A6Xv7)

246 One of the problems with being hominid is that we don't have a baculum.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (ctuyM)

247 179 I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.
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Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?
Posted by: just kidding



Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AvNhU)

248 237 If RBG retires it seems only fair and just that we Republicans agree not to fill her chair. Or perhaps we let her name her own successor!


After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)


I thought this was an actual press release for a second there.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)

It has the stank of reality, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

249 I suppose she is home already probably w/ nursing care. After all, nothing they can do for fractured ribs in the hospital, right?
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

-------------

I'm guessing so. As any Doc will tell you, hospitals are great places to get sick. Community Acquired Pneumonia is a real thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G8)

250 Here is the infamous (see what I did there) picture of Clarence Thomas and RBG at Kavanaugh's swearing in by Trump.

https://bit.ly/2OxzoUv

Heh. The look on Thomas' face is one of, "I just ripped off a one cheek sneak SBD and am gonna point at RBG"

HEE HEEE

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (8ikIW)

251 I'm thinking her super hard work out routine is like Flo's sister in the progressive commercial. "cycling is my passion". Eh, who the hell am I kidding, its probably more like the grandmother in the movie Arthur.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (9Om/r)

252 I thought this was an actual press release for a second there.
Posted by: alexthechick


Empress, have you seen Bing's homepage?

Manatees.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (huES0)

253 247 179 I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.
=====
Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?
Posted by: just kidding


Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AvNhU)

Mick Jagger's best role

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

254 you would think removing the broken ribs would be better than trying to transplant new ones.

There was a case in 2015 of a cancer patient in Spain who was given a 3-D-printed titanium rib cage, so I suppose RBG could be given a metal prosthesis of this type.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (3C9q2)

255 4 Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg


PP has plenty.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)

Ouch

Posted by: clutch at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (kiSdp)

256 Crossfit claims another.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (V8vlj)

257 I do - when I'm not wearing my pantsuit t-shirt.
Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)

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I almost forgot this. When she was selling those back in 2016, I fixed her design for accuracy:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4djhag

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

258 240 Mao swam the Yangtze when he was 85, and it was reported widely in the Red Press.

I intend to die at 85 with a bullet in my ass and a smile on my face.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (FTlwv)

____

New York Times reported it?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (QBoRM)

259 I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.

It was kind of an underlying racism: Black Man Good At Sports. The lies about his incompetence in every physical activity and his wife's fashion sense and looks were just intolerable. Its like being told by a proud parent how smart their knuckle-dragging mongoloid child is. Just go away before I smack you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

260 >>I never thought Cat-22 was that great of a book.


My favorite character was Snowball, the Bombardier.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (sFt66)

261 TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

And his golf swing was funnier than all of those put together ... and he played golf every friggin day.

Remember when he was showing off for the kids at the White House and went 1 for 23 in jump shots. Not even three-pointers. The evening news ran footage of his 1 basket. LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (KEr/t)

262 >>>I like how this video ends, telling us that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is important, "because it's something we can all do."

You know what else we can all do? We can all vote Yes/No, Innocent/Guilty on court cases according to our ideological or emotional preference, and on nothing else.

And now that political principles pass for legal justifications as per the 9th circuit, we could all write the summary opinions as well, without the need to paper it over with legal jargon in order to make it sound legitimate.

Why is "law" made out to be so difficult. Even Occasional-Cortex could do it as well as her spirit sister Sotomayor.

Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/qEW2)

263 Of course she completed the " workout" .... after all, Chairman Mao swam the Yang-Tze.... and Communists, ya know......

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (ffWPP)

264 These people and their narratives!
Must. Affirm. Narrative. Damn. Reality!



My dad, who is 85, was up until last year, skied 2-3 weekends during the winter (Vail pass) - black diamonds. He wore a helmet and wasn't aggressive, but still: agile and fit.

Spare me the RGB workout worship!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (W+vEI)

265 So RGB isn't really fit enough to play on the US women's soccer team?

Next thing you'll tell me, I bet, is that Obama isn't hetrosexual. How many 'triggerings' can a guy take and still survive?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (PvCxa)

266 since most everything is a lie these days, I don't know that the fall broke her ribs. could be her ribs broke and that made her fall. cancer can destroy bone density.

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (nFwvY)

267 She will not retire from the court no matter how ill she is.
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Wouldn't be surprised if she had strong views, plans even, regarding euthanasia.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (Ts2qT)

268 I want my babybackbabybackbabyback
I want my babybackbabybackbabyback...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (AM1GF)

269 And when you're 85, no exercise regimen on earth will let you bounce back and keep going like you used to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
When I get to 85, I will prove otherwise.

Posted by: Tom Brady at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

270 it would be a shame if someone took the democrat commercial about shoving grandma of of a cliff and employed it here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (e1q4h)

271 RBG should just follow Dr Barky's advice and just take a couple of aspirin.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (V6Q2+)

272 I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future. Generally it signals mere months left to live. It's kind of the "canary in a coal mine" for a serious downturn in health.

RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.

This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.

Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)

273 >>>Ace makes a great point about KellyAnne Conway's breasts....errr....husband!



I imagine she's great in the sack. Jersey girl and all that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (f687A)

274 I refuse to defend the BeeGees by myself, Mark Edwards.

I refuse.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (wm53o)

275 Remember the election we had? That was what, 6 months ago at least, right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (QBoRM)

276 Jinx, Jinx.....

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (ffWPP)

277 Sharyl Attkisson @SharylAttkisson

As told in "The Smear," people usually aren't targeted unless they're effective. I'm going to start watching @TuckerCarlson to see what he's doing that so worries them. They're in essence saying: he's making a difference. If it weren't so ugly, it would be a compliment.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (+om3e)

278 Every day RBG would eat breakfast, get her hair done, and go to bingo. AKA an Ironbint Triathlon.

Posted by: irright at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (pMGkg)

279 232 TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)

Well half black. Half commie bastard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

280 272 I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future. Generally it signals mere months left to live. It's kind of the "canary in a coal mine" for a serious downturn in health.

RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.

This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)

____

WAR!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (QBoRM)

281 53 So wait, if she's home already it couldn't have been as bad as originally reported.

We have actual physicians commenting here so this is just me talking out of my nether regions but I don't think there's very much they can do for broken ribs other than bandage you up and give you pain meds and that thing to blow into to prevent pneumonia. And you can use those things at home as well as in a hospital.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (qc+VF)

282 So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)

283 Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?

Sadly, I saw that in the theater. I don't honestly remember very many details except that it was so awful I wanted my money back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (39g3+)

284 Thank goodness for Life Alert.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (9CpgS)

285 Reading content...there is an actual BOOK on her workout. *jaw drop* *eyeroll* *laugh*

Bet that was a big seller. May explain why it was all over the media...the stories about her workout.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (B6WO/)

286 85 workout.... Chair Yoga, and Field Stripping the Jazzy 360 Scooter.....

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (ffWPP)

287 We invite RBG to stay in our Eternal Rest Cabin, which is outfitted especially for older Supreme Court Justices. She'll love it!

Posted by: Cibolo Creek Ranch, Big Bend Texas at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (Z216Q)

288 Ugh, dad skied 2-3 weekends per *month* during ski season for many years (yay, retirement).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)

289 LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (BXMxN)

290 232 TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



His Mom's fault.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (AvNhU)

291 260 >>I never thought Cat-22 was that great of a book.


My favorite character was Snowball, the Bombardier.
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It was a very good book. The movie, not so much. Then it was followed by 'Something Happened' which sucked balls.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)

292 If Trump hadn't made such a divisive election RBG would not have fallen and broken her ribs.

Posted by: This is CNN at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (pw+jk)

293 I never thought Cat-22 was that great of a book.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM


Totally wrong. The idea of selling Uranium to our enemy the Russians? Inspired by that book.

You're deplorable.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (URwyc)

294 Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (Ts2qT)
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I think God has the final say & falling for Elderly is a death rattle

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (+om3e)

295 190 some, perhaps, lawyers and judges. ... Are these men and women "populations that we don't want to have too many of"

tough call

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (NmR1a)

296 Why is "law" made out to be so difficult. Even Occasional-Cortex could do it as well as her spirit sister Sotomayor.

Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/qEW2)

Official call: Out of bounds.

Penalty: no soup for You!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (UsCnO)

297 Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.
*
I can think of a no more nobler way to go!




Posted by: Allysa Milano at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)

298
Empress, have you seen Bing's homepage?

Manatees.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (huES0)


Yes! Because Bing is good and wonderful and wants me to have nice things.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

299
It's often the beginning of the end when the elderly start falling. I can't tell you how many times the rapid decline of an older person started with a fall.

My mother started falling like this -- they got her some therapy which actually helped -- working on balance problems. I was skeptical it would help, but it did.

When the elderly start falling, it's time to intervene.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (f1Vqw)

300 >>>Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?


Complete camp, Jagger overacted, and I actually liked it. I know it's a bad film, but I enjoyed it. Like Vin Diesel's XXX, I watch it every time it's on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (f687A)

301 I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM


Those 5 lb. dumbbells don't curl themselves, son.

Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp David.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (ctuyM)

302 I strongly suspect Super Diva! will be, well, the heroic Super Diva! right up until the moment she keels over into eternal death and damnation. At that point she'll become instantly reviled because she didn't retire when Obama was still in office.

It's how these people will end up playing it. They fucked up BIG TIME.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (4ErVI)

303 People savor the BeeGees?

Or am I mis-spelling blow job?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK

I think they are a grammie winger favorite.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (A6Xv7)

304 35 Trump must have found one of her horcruxes!
Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8tNRg)


LOL

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)

305 We have actual physicians commenting here so this is just me talking out of my nether regions but I don't think there's very much they can do for broken ribs other than bandage you up and give you pain meds and that thing to blow into to prevent pneumonia. And you can use those things at home as well as in a hospital.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg

Get out the Robitussion

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (8ikIW)

306 I'll assume she is very frail and this is the beginning of the end for her. From appearances only she looks very frail despite the media hype about her fitness. 85 yo cancer survivors are not the picture of health and wellness. I hope she has an easy ending.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (0OmEj)

307 232 TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.

Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)



Don't forget bowling. And the sissy probably used a 9 lb ball.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (WaxcS)

308 This is idolatry. Proof that people are being programmed like some sort of computer program. Like a computer program without any agency of its own. I am sure there is some sort of term for that. Perhaps in the parlance of software engineering.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (q177U)

309 Goober: The other side openly hates us and wants us to die. RBG could just retire with a bit of dignity. I'm not rooting for her death but she's 85 - nature will take its course.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (LNw+N)

310 My dad, who is 85, was up until last year, skied 2-3 weekends during the winter (Vail pass) - black diamonds. He wore a helmet and wasn't aggressive, but still: agile and fit.

Yeah but my guess is he didn't look like a baby bird someone had crumpled up in their fist, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)

311 I understand that they're all watching The Brain That Wouldn't Die for tips on what to do next, if the gizzard and ribs swap doesn't work.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (TUU1F)

312 >>Reading content...there is an actual BOOK on her workout. *jaw drop* *eyeroll* *laugh*

Geez.

Now google images of RBG tattoos women get.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (W+vEI)

313 *slip, crash, bang*

I meant to do that.

Posted by: Pee Wee Bader Ginsburg at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (KEr/t)

314 How much can be left in the first place?
____________

Yeah, I wondered that too. At 80, most people are already past their expected expiration date. But it said even elderly people who were in very good health before the falls experienced declines and deaths at relatively high rates afterwards.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

315 282
So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)

Her clerks have already been doing that for years.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

316 272 I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future. Generally it signals mere months left to live. It's kind of the "canary in a coal mine" for a serious downturn in health.

RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that...
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)

You know who else was a person...?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

317 Ruth good woman. She might be old but strong like ox. You get many years in field with her.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (dNzKv)

318 About 14% of everybody aged 85+ dies every year in America.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (1IB8I)

319 281 Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (qc+VF)



Yes. Plus, she has the money to have in home help.

Additionally, she is in more danger in the hospital with all the superbugs floating around. She could catch something worse.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (B6WO/)

320 Watched Cat-22 Not long ago and was better than I remembered, the book has so much more

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)

321
162 simplemind

Her older sister turns 100 in February -she has lived thru
mastectomy, broken hip, neck surgery at 94 (from a car accident -she was still driving until 93) and some other stuff
I cannot remember.

Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (LilNs)

322
R-R-R-R-R-R-RIBS!!!!!!


Ruth Bader Ginsberg,

GET IN MUH BELLEH!!!![/i


]

Posted by: Fat Bastard at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (9X624)

323 ''This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.''

You know a couple of years ago I would have agreed with you but after the wishcasting by the left as to PDT's well being and the utter nastiness directed at his wife and children I've gotten to the point where decided I'm tired of being "better than they are"'.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (jm1YL)

324 Doesn't the pain from breathing deeply with broken
ribs keep people from taking those deep breaths and doesn't that in turn
often cause lung problems like pneumonia to set in? And isn't that why
these types of cases often do not emerge from the hospital alive?


Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM

---

Yes and lung infections are commonplace in hospitals. My wife had to do those breathing treatments after complications form her hysterectomy kept her in the hospital. You can't do those breathing treatments with broken ribs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

325 What is it with leftists and their infatuation with their leaders being in prime physical shape.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (dNzKv)

326 I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.

That would be the PERFECT rumor to float amongst the invaders, but unfortunately, there aren't many babies/mamacitas in that bunch, only fighting-age young mins.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (tGSHk)

327 Does that look like a woman who is well? She's wearing freaking gloves, not dainty ladylike silk gloves, but winter gloves indoors in Washington DC in a room full of people and hot lights.

Yeah. She's completely and totally well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
+++++++++++
Especially with the contrast to an old but apparently robust Clarence Thomas. Night and day difference between them in that picture.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (I2dne)

328 So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?

All right, I'll go with this. Are you thinking she dispenses with the old "opinion" writing method and just does the thumbs-down approach, or are you thinking RBG will let Cindy McVain and her PR agent write all her decisions?

Given the age of our political leaders, there could be a great business here in outsourcing government functions. Maybe to India or the Philippines, like everything else.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (Z216Q)

329 My grandma broke her hip when she was 89. She passed away the next day. This was back in 1995.

Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (swJ7s)

330 Protip:

Don't wrestle a fire hydrant down a thirty foot hill.

#ReadTheComments

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (q177U)

331 229 She will not retire from the court no matter how ill she is.

Posted by: WisRich

YOU SAY THAT AS IF SHE HAS MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER...
Posted by: Skeletal dude what sounds like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)
----------

She does. As far as I can tell, along as she is alive, even on life support, their is no mechanism to remove her from the bench. Chief Justice can ask her to step down but she can politely decline.

Far as I can tell, the Lib's can keep her on life support until there's a Democrat President.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

332 Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp David.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama

John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (FTlwv)

333 303 People savor the BeeGees?

Or am I mis-spelling blow job?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK

I think they are a grammie winger favorite.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (A6Xv7)

Grammie, noooooo

(I do like the funky bass beat on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. But that's as far as I'll go)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

334 The left will keep her head alive in a beaker. She'll be on the court for 1,000 years.

Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)

335 297
Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.
*
I can think of a no more nobler way to go!






Posted by: Allysa Milano at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)

Dulce et decorum est pro ea mori feles

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)

336 Don't forget bowling. And the sissy probably used a 9 lb ball.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (WaxcS)


THAT made me LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (8iiMU)

337 She had walking pneumonia, but she's powering through.

Oh fuck I just fell down the stairs aga--

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

338 ThePrimordialOrderedPair: "Remember when he was showing off for the kids at the White House and went 1 for 23 in jump shots."

Who did it first... Michael at the Dunder-Miffland Blue-White Scrimmage or Obama at the PR Snafu?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (6eEQ+)

339 Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (Ts2qT)
=====
I think God has the final say & falling for Elderly is a death rattle
========
Would you be surprised if she didn't make it through the weekend at home? Would you be suspicious?

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn8)

340 This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.

Posted by: Goober
----
Point taken Goober but she has cheered the deaths of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of babies. May she burn in hell.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (9rIkM)

341 263 Of course she completed the " workout" .... after all, Chairman Mao swam the Yang-Tze.... and Communists, ya know......

he also scored 18 holes in one the first time he played golf. and it was a 9-hold course.

oh, wait; i might have confused him with kim il-sung.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (NmR1a)

342 I don't celebrate or relish RBG's fall and injury no matter how many stupid jokes I may make.

I will give her the respect of being a human being which is more than the unborn get from women like RBG.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

343 Feminists offer ribs, organs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg

=

[i/] Wut???

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)

344 Ruthie needs to repeal the Laws Of Gravity. So much of physics and icky math has been pushed on us by Old White Guys.

Posted by: Anchovy at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (B3kya)

345 Additionally, she is in more danger in the hospital with all the superbugs floating around. She could catch something worse.

Yeah its a soup of disease. But I'm sure she has a staff of physicians and they've basically turned her home into a medical facility if they hadn't already done so. You have to very closely monitor the elderly when they suffer this kind of trauma. Especially if, as rumor has it, her cancer has flared up again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)

346 137 Was she doing the Harry Reid workout?

I am still convinced that he got roughed up by either one of his Nevada gangster goons or his wife.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (oiNtH)

+++

I think I remember that his story changed - first he said the bands were in the bathroom and then in the retelling he said they were in the bedroom, or somewhere else.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (dI3/S)

347
Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg


ROFLMAO

Dudettes, does she even lift?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

348 Scott still ends up with a 6K lead. That generates a recount, which is already going to happen. That then brings in all the undercounts from the panhandle. Broward won't get any more votes after shooting their wad on this silliness.

So we will be biting our nails, but Scott will end up the winner.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)


Thanks for this analysis. I've been stressing about this situation all day. It's beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (ILhhk)

349 Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)



It's Chinatown Jake.

This is why I skipped Ace the week after McCain died.

Will do the same for Ruth.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (B6WO/)

350 What is it with leftists and their infatuation with their leaders being in prime physical shape.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++
It's what the communists always did. The leader is always strong like bull! Mao took a public swim at some advanced age (in his 80s, I think). Statists worship their state leaders and they are always strong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (I2dne)

351 WisRich: Sure would be a shame if there was a freak county wide power outage when she's on a breathing machine.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (LNw+N)

352 I will donate my delicious babyback ribs.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (J0xkM)

353 Don't worry, I got this.

Posted by: Chief Justice Time at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

354 take two:


Feminists offer ribs, organs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg



Wut ??!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (bUjCl)

355 Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp David.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama

John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.
=====
Screw you guys. I drove a tank.

Posted by: Dukaka at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (C8eOe)

356 Goober - Just a little gallows humor. Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

357 328
So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?

All
right, I'll go with this. Are you thinking she dispenses with the old
"opinion" writing method and just does the thumbs-down approach, or are
you thinking RBG will let Cindy McVain and her PR agent write all her
decisions?

Given the age of our political leaders, there could
be a great business here in outsourcing government functions. Maybe to
India or the Philippines, like everything else.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (Z216Q)
I was thinking ghost writer!
You know, a scholar of high virtue and high Constitutional learnin, like...Barack Obama!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG)

358 300 >>>Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?


Complete camp, Jagger overacted, and I actually liked it. I know it's a bad film, but I enjoyed it. Like Vin Diesel's XXX, I watch it every time it's on.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp



Heh!! I agree. (well, replace "XXX" with "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man").

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (AvNhU)

359 test

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (bUjCl)

360 This is why I skipped Ace the week after McCain died.

Will do the same for Ruth.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (B6WO/)

We'll miss ya. Don't stay gone, long.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)

361 oh good..thought I lost italicans...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (bUjCl)

362 Have you ever tried Elmer's spicy rib sauce?

mmmm good. You don't even need ribs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)

363 Left are convinced there are going to get a Dem president in 2020 and if they do, see how fast they tell Ruthie to shut up and die already.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

364 ''You know who else was a person...?''

I can think of hundreds of thousands of little ones who didn't have any say about becoming a person.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (jm1YL)

365 I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.

The press did the same thing for Jean-Francois Kerry: remember those photos of him flinching while trying to catch a football, not to mention his nifty spandex water-skiing outfit and his bouncing the opening pitch from the base of the mound at a Red Sox game??

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (3C9q2)

366 I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap
feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it
doesn't bode well for their future. Generally it signals mere months
left to live. It's kind of the "canary in a coal mine" for a serious
downturn in health.



RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.



This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.

Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)

No, it really isn't. I would not want to see her suffer. I would like to see her recover, and retire, and enjoy what she has left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)

367 Very much doubt this is survivable even relatively short term (say 3-6 months). First, if a mere "fall" breaks 3 ribs in a very light woman, the inherent frailty is extreme. Second- the pain is excruciating and she will only be able to take shallow breaths- the temptation for "just a little more morphine" in an already tiny body may be close to irresistible. Finally, the long term horizontal positioning necessary in an already frail body is likely to lead to fluid buildup/pneumonia.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (87EdW)

368 You want to really rile them, toss out the statistic that every broken bone fir someone her age is a 10% chance of death, eg 30% for her.

Like they can't heal and the strain and die in a few weeks.

Yeah.

Just in time for our bigly new Senate...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (TN1P5)

369 >>>342 I don't celebrate or relish RBG's fall and injury no matter how many stupid jokes I may make.

I will give her the respect of being a human being which is more than the unborn get from women like RBG.

...

I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

370 test
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018

Can't hear you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (dNzKv)

371
Worth repeating --

482
RBG will just be another corpse in the Clinton body count.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda won Hillz -- but you sucked as a candidate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pNxlR)

372 IMO, RBG and the left were so convinced of a Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.


Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (TUU1F)

373 My uncle played golf until he was 86 and required a hip replacement. Lived to 93.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (A6Xv7)

374 Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of
my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly
Camp David.



Posted by: B. Hussein Obama



John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.

=====

Screw you guys. I drove a tank.

Posted by: Dukaka at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (C8eOe)

Screw you all to hell. I fought off a scuba bunny!

Posted by: James Earl Carter at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

375 (well, replace "XXX" with "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man").

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (AvNhU)


Okay ... it was kind of silly-funny before but now you've just gone too far.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (KEr/t)

376 I tried RBG's routine and it was tough. The part where I had to yell: 'but I don't want to go on the cart!' nearly broke me.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (v9J1p)

377 Me thinks Notorious RBG could use one of these. Behold the Drunk O Matic
https://tinyurl.com/y8ox27pp

Posted by: sOME mORON at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (FKGDn)

378 Is there a rule/law about how long a scotus justice can be "out of the office" before he/she has to be replaced?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (QBoRM)

379 RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that...
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)



A decent person would retire when it becomes painfully obvious that they can no longer do their job. Falling asleep during her job should have been evidence she needed to step down.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (WaxcS)

380 But........but........Hilary was supposed to win!

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (Fs5vw)

381 SOYLENT GREEN IS THE NOTORIOUS RBG!!!!!

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (1IB8I)

382 Previously on AosHQ Threads.....


RGB's very fragile, you see.
Would fall dead were she struck by a bee
Or a dandelion's puff
Or a loud doggie's "ruff!"
Or straining too hard when she pees.


Posted by: naturafake at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (9X624)

383 The left will keep her head alive in a beaker. She'll be on the court for 1,000 years.

Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)

That reminded me of the old horror movie "The Brain that Wouldn't Die".

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (oiNtH)

384 Can't hear you.



👌

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (bUjCl)

385 Cat Ass Trophy: "What is it with leftists and their infatuation with their leaders being in prime physical shape."

In Soviet Russia, physical shape primes you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (6eEQ+)

386 Do. Not. Skip. Leg. Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (ctuyM)

387 Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man is a bad movie but the main actors (Rourke, Johnson, and Baldwin) are so good they make it work anyway. Some great lines, just not very good writing and a dumb story. XXX is kinda fun despite being basically stupid, but the romance plot really slowed the film down in places.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

388 GAINZZZZburg!
Oh man you crack me up! That's made me LOL at work. Thanks!!

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (7A6l6)

389 >>>360 This is why I skipped Ace the week after McCain died.

Will do the same for Ruth.
Posted by: platypus,

...

you know, in fact, there was barely even a post about the McCain Funeral Tour 2018-2019, even when they began adding dates in Sheboygan and Hershey, PA.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (PbpT7)

390 369

I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (ffWPP)

391 If RBG is home when will the Mob be at her front door?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (iiixZ)

392 I was reading an article the other day that said that a medical study had found that any fall for an over-80 that resulted in a broken bone significantly reduced life expectancy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)


happened to my great grandmother, fell off something she shouldn't have been on cleaning something high up. She broker her hip. Was never the same, but lived to 95 regardless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (2I4LM)

393 No, it really isn't. I would not want to see her suffer. I would like to see her recover, and retire, and enjoy what she has left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)



Exactly this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (mf5HN)

394 362
Have you ever tried Elmer's spicy rib sauce?

mmmm good. You don't even need ribs.


Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
JOSEPH! How many times have I told you not to dip your fingers in the sauce and lick them off! It's like when you take hits off the whip cream cans!Disgusting! Now wash up for dinner!

Posted by: Biden's mom at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)

395 Ace: Dunno if she'll medal anymore - I heard with 3 broken ribs her power clean is down to just 315.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (LNw+N)

396
For all the idolizing the statists do to RGB, apart from voting exclusively Left, has she authored any significant opinions while on SCOTUS?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

397 Well, I've called Pam Bondi's office - they first put me through to "price gouging" complaints on the citizens' hotline; I called back and asked for a person to speak with: told her I wasn't interested in price gouging but VOTE gouging. She said they don't handle this - the division of elections does. She gave me the #: I called there, and the guy who answered gave me this stupid response:
they're allowed to count the votes." I said they are not counting the votes, but casting them as we speak. I also told him about Rubio's tweet that the county supervisors of elections are supposed to turn in the # of votes cast - not how many voted for Scott, DeSantis, Gillum, etc - within 30 minutes, and it's almost 48 hours later and this Spikes hag in Broward County REFUSES to say how many votes have been cast in the county, including early votes and absentee. I asked that someone investigate this, and if it's true, she needs to be arrested. I asked if any one from the state Division of Elections office is in Broward watching this mess; he said he didn't know. I asked, well can you find out? He came back, well there SHOULD be someone there. WHAT?? I asked who. He left me on hold again and came back and said, "No one here knows." He said do you want to talk to the General Counsel's office? I asked if there would be anyone there to take my call. He left me on hold AGAIN, came back & said "I don't know, but you can leave a message if they're not." "When will they get back to me? Today?" "I don't know, maybe tomorrow." I said "Tomorrow may be too late; they're already well on their way to invalidating the Secretary of Agriculture results." So I left a message, futile as it may be.

Sorry for the run-on sentences and paragraphs. I am STEAMED.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)

398 >>>XXX is kinda fun despite being basically stupid, but the romance plot really slowed the film down in places.


Fair. Also, I love Marton Csokas in everything.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (f687A)

399 I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...
Posted by: kraken


I hope she does well at the Hunger Games.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (huES0)

400 Her Ligma will kill her first.

Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (WVn9a)

401
Don't count out the old farts. Way back when, the recreation director of our base in Egypt was a minor legend in the Army spec ops community, Herb Brav. Dood was a serious badass, seeing combat in WWII (including running guns and explosives to the Norwegian resistance while with the OSS), Korea and Vietnam before he retired from active duty.

When I knew him in 1990, he was 69 years old, a ropy old dude who swam several miles in the Red Sea every day for his morning exercise. He had this thing he used to call "The Monkey-Strong Workout" which used just your own body weight. Most of us 20-something soldiers tried to hang with him during the workout, and failed. That man was a machine.

He was also kind of insane. But in a good way. He'd walk around the base muttering to himself about monkeys "monkeys..... monkeys.... if you wanna be strong, watch the monkeys...." His favorite saying was "Some things are easy. Other things are even easier."

Needless to say, us infantry troops loved him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (veoSD)

402 So once finished growing why don't we replace everybody's ribs with metal or composite ones so there'd be no cracked or broken ribs ever again?!

Science, bitches!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (Evws/)

403 She'll be on the court for 1,000 years.

Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)

Her diet is nothing but Twinkies.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (UsCnO)

404 387 Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man is a bad movie but the main actors (Rourke, Johnson, and Baldwin) are so good they make it work anyway. Some great lines, just not very good writing and a dumb story. XXX is kinda fun despite being basically stupid, but the romance plot really slowed the film down in places.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

Good action scenes in both movies.

Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes. But I loved the Russians in XXX.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK8)

405 378 Is there a rule/law about how long a scotus justice can be "out of the office" before he/she has to be replaced?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (QBoRM)

-------

Why let death stop her from serving? I'm sure some Wiccan witch wouldn't mind being a medium to spirit RBG.

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (1IB8I)

406
Rustle up an order of ribs and have them delivered to her!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (pNxlR)

407 don't think there's very much they can do for broken ribs other than bandage you up and give you pain meds and that thing to blow into to prevent pneumonia. And you can use those things at home as well as in a hospital.
___________

Yeah, those are incentive spirometers. Every surgical patient hates to see the respiratory therapist bring those into the hospital room after surgery.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (fqUgw)

408 Heh. Poetry Ace. SALUTE!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (s2OJe)

409 "Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/nov/"

You misunderstand, Ace, you evil white male (and paradoxically, simultaneously ewok). We don't need the ribs and organs for an RBG transplant. They're for our powerful, non-colonialist science-tainted Wiccan healing magic. We have to sacrifice to Mother Gaia, after all.

Posted by: Wiccan Wackos at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (5A0Ny)

410 Would you be surprised if she didn't make it through the weekend at home? Would you be suspicious?

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn
+++++
Only God knows Tomorrow

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (+om3e)

411 "Can I get me a hunting license here?"

John Kerry, decked out in flannel.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (FTlwv)

412 you know, in fact, there was barely even a post about the McCain Funeral Tour 2018-2019, even when they began adding dates in Sheboygan and Hershey, PA.

Yeah, there were a few muttered "good riddence" comments, then we went on with the usual nonsense about boobs, guns, and movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)

413 >>>you know, in fact, there was barely even a post about the McCain Funeral Tour 2018-2019, even when they began adding dates in Sheboygan and Hershey, PA.


Yep, Ace barely mentioned it. Didn't need to, since everywhere else it was all funeral all the time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (f687A)

414 Did Acosta get to RBG?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (WlPiF)

415 I would pay good money for a topless RBG on a horse photo ala Putin.

Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)

416 I don't say it nearly enough although I think it almost every day but I absolutely adore Ace's way with words!! You are a treasure Ace!!!!

Posted by: amy rey at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (w+mxN)

417 you know, in fact, there was barely even a post about the McCain Funeral Tour 2018-2019, even when they began adding dates in Sheboygan and Hershey, PA.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (PbpT7)


lol

Yes, I also avoided the TV and news and slobbering tributes to the man. I couldn't handle either side of that mess.

I focused on my IF instead. ;-) JK, I have no idea what I did. Probably a donut tour.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (B6WO/)

418 >>>395 Ace: Dunno if she'll medal anymore - I heard with 3 broken ribs her power clean is down to just 315.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Broceanb

doctors are prescribing 1000 mg of Tren, stat!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

419 Is appendix an organ ? I guess it is ...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)

420 There's absolutely nothing stopping her from retiring and tending to her health.

Well, the entire Democrat Party apparatus is opposed to it. They won't let her go. Ruthie might well set the record for the most chest compressions to get the ticker going again very soon in the near future.

The way the Left is acting, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to hide her death and actually pulled a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

421 GAINNZZZ.

They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)


haha, this is perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (2I4LM)

422 We should take all the lefties up on their offers on ribs and organs, and then sell those to Planned Parenthood for markup and resale.

Posted by: West at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (VHlrv)

423 >>.416 I don't say it nearly enough although I think it almost every day but I absolutely adore Ace's way with words!! You are a treasure Ace!!!!
Posted by: amy rey

thank you very much.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

424 402 So once finished growing why don't we replace everybody's ribs with metal or composite ones so there'd be no cracked or broken ribs ever again?!

Science, bitches!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (Evws/)


------

Replace her bone with adamantium.

Capital idea!

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (1IB8I)

425 348 So we will be biting our nails, but Scott will end up the winner.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)

Thanks for this analysis. I've been stressing about this situation all day. It's beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (ILhhk)


Indeed, thank you. I caught some of Shrill Hannity on the way home and it sounded as though the Democrat Party's theft of the Florida elections was near completion. Any analysis regarding DeSantis?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (DTX3h)

426 Sessions gone

RGB down for the count


Rosenstein on the ropes

declassification ... down goes Mueller, down goes Hilda ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (Cus5s)

427 Would you be surprised if she didn't make it through the weekend at home? Would you be suspicious?





Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn

That guy in the blue shirt with the pillow, hiding in RBG's bushes.

Mike? is that you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (UsCnO)

428 "They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg."

Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!

Posted by: Dom Mazzeti at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (5A0Ny)

429 You guys can be all soft with the old bird if you want - personally I don't think anyone who sits on the US Supreme Court and thinks the freaking South African Constitution is better than ours deserves much sympathy or respect.

I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)

430 >>>408 Heh. Poetry Ace. SALUTE

thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

431 hepcat: "The left will keep her head alive in a beaker. She'll be on the court for 1,000 years."

I hope they keep it out of the sun. It might cook her nines!

Posted by: Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (6eEQ+)

432 >>I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.



The 'Michelle is the most beautiful, most fittest, uber fashion icon evah as well as America's coolest mom!' drove me atty.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)

433
After Trump signed an EO this week targeting opioid abuse I'd LMAO if she woke up in the middle of the night, found her pill bottle empty, and the prescription said "OrangeManBad No More For You".

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (URwyc)

434 Heh. Ruth Bader GAINZZZberg. I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (p+Wdc)

435 I bet there is a candle light vigil outside her house tonight. By morning in there will 10,000 stuffed animals piled high on her lawn.


She'll shamble over to the window and whisper through the pain and gritted teeth. "I'm not dead you fuckers."


But nobody hears.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (ymnmz)

436 426 Sessions gone

RGB down for the count


Rosenstein on the ropes

declassification ... down goes Mueller, down goes Hilda ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (Cus5s)

But...but... WE WON THE HOUSE!!!

-The Dems

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (4ErVI)

437 >>>428 "They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg."

Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!
Posted by: Dom Mazzeti

...

hodge twins did it first you goon

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

438 I hope she heals and then retires in peace.

Because she's 85. She needs to retire.


Also. Rib transplant. Interesting....

They do love science sexually. We know that people sexually in love often lose their minds.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (9hauA)

439 -
--
Her Ligma will kill her first.


Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM

------------------------------------------

Beats death by smegma.

Posted by: RBG at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (pMGkg)

440 I recall that Rand Paul had six broken or fractured ribs. Pneumonia set in a week or so later and he had to take the strongest antibiotics to stop it. And he had a lot of pain.
So RBG may be out of the hospital but she isn't out of the woods even if she is more fit than Wonder Woman.
And I saw some recent video of RBG walking about 10 feet in a courtroom. She moved very slowly and without any sense of physical confidence. She looked 95, not 85. She also seemed somewhat confused, like being on her feet required so much physical effort that she couldn't really concentrate on talking to anyone in the room.
Anyone who saw her in those recent videos can't be surprised that she had a bad fall, just as it won't be a surprise if this turns into something much more serious in the next week or so.

Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (F2vOa)

441 "who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissue".

Poetry.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (BfOXk)

442
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK








I dunno, there's that one scene where he smirks and says ".....the things I'm gonna do for my country...."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (veoSD)

443 Just a couple weeks ago she was being interviewed. She was rolled up like a pill bug and wearing gloves. She took a long while to answer questions and was barely coherent. What I am surprised about is that she had enough motion in her to even fall down and break the ribs.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (dI3/S)

444 RBG got a mysterious package signed just "B.B."

The attached letter said "Ruthie Baby - here's some more of that 'flaxseed oil' we both love. Hah! Take it and you'll be in the 'clear.' Get it?

With Love, B.B."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (LNw+N)

445 My uncle played golf until he was 86 and required a hip replacement. Lived to 93.

My step-dad was still skiing at 80. Also had a hip replacement. But, he broke his leg at 85, and the downhill slide was fast.


My 91 yr old mom fell at the beginning of January (dementia) and fractured a vertebrae. The dementia got 10x worse, she kept removing her back brace. She survived somehow, but has never really "come back" so to speak. In both their cases, extremely active their entire lives.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (TUU1F)

446 Jack Lalane used to do some feat of strength on his birthday. I think it was swimming to Alcatraz pulling boats in his last years.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (A6Xv7)

447 Orange Man Bad??

What the hell is that? I don't know about that but I do know orange paste is good. Hell, it is delicious.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (pw+jk)

448 22 Cat Husbands, lol. Shoot why am I laughing? That's likely my fate except I'll probably stop around a dozen.

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (v9J1p)

449 Trump signs order to end asylum for illegals.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (CQ3Qb)

450 437 >>>428 "They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg."

Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!
Posted by: Dom Mazzeti

...

hodge twins did it first you goon
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

*POV shot*

I am seeing those guys on Crowder now too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

451 Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (A6Xv7)

Not necessarily; there are various causes of pneumonia, and the shot only works to (possibly) prevent a certain kind.

I know this because my mom got her vaccine in July, had hip replacement in late September, and woke up the day after her surgery with...wait for it... pneumonia.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (OXhhT)

452 Sure, because everyone knows that rib replacement is easy, like snapping together K'nex parts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (xPJvm)

453 Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.


Unless it's with another guy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

454 No, it really isn't. I would not want to see her suffer. I would like to see her recover, and retire, and enjoy what she has left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)


Exactly this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (mf5HN)


She has this choice to retire. She's had this choice through 2 cancers and two falls.

So be it! She vowed she wouldn't let Trump replace her. Her choice!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (2I4LM)

455 Women's magazines are not biased!!!

That is why they did a Glamour spread for Hillary and her spawn. Melania (the actual model) just doesn't make the cut.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

456 430 >>>408 Heh. Poetry Ace. SALUTE

thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

Humble brag.

So you're basically saying you are superior to us all, so much so that it was super easy to write this golden post.

I guess that's true.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (9hauA)

457
Trump's gerrymandering of SCOTUS will ruin (ruin!) this country!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (pNxlR)

458 Why let death stop her from serving? I'm sure some Wiccan witch wouldn't mind being a medium to spirit RBG.
======
Great. I just visualized the Supreme Court bench with all the justices sitting in their chairs. In front of Ruth's seat, a crystal ball, and in the deep foggy recesses, the ghostly visage of Ruth staring blankly out. Black eyes. Dolls eyes.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (Ts2qT)

459 Anyone who saw her in those recent videos can't be surprised that she had a bad fall,

Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (F2vOa)


I'm surprised that they didn't have wearing a helmet and one of those puff-up crash suits that the downhill racers use.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (KEr/t)

460 Just a couple weeks ago she was being interviewed. She was rolled up
like a pill bug and wearing gloves. She took a long while to answer
questions and was barely coherent.


That's worth seeing, even for the first 3:00, as it takes about that long for her to even start to answer the question. I was positive she'd fallen asleep.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (TUU1F)

461 A Notorious RBG Fun Fact:


Ruthie's orthopedic shoes where hammered out of an ingot from the Bronze Age.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (Z9C5C)

462 " RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that. "

I'm on the fence about that owing to various statements she's made the last 2 years. She had the opportunity to lead by example; instead, she chose to get in some cheap shots at the expense of the courts' reputation. That's a direct contribution to where this all is heading.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (eAshZ)

463 IMO, RBG and the left were so convinced of a
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.


Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.


Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM

---

More than one democrat pundit hinted that she should step down after obama got elected for his second term.


She ignored them because she knew with 100% absolute certainty that hiallry was going to be the next President and she wanted to go down in the history books as swearing in the first female President.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

464 Sorry for the run-on sentences and paragraphs. I am STEAMED.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)

Good for your persistence. I hope that more Floridians call.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)

465 Didn't mean to veer the thread onto bad movies you secretly like.

How about the secret genius of "UHF"?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (AvNhU)

466
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK

There are the rumors.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (A6Xv7)

467 >>>Trump signs order to end asylum for illegals.


SPLOOSH!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (f687A)

468 Thank you! Thank you! Come on back! Tell your frendsh! I'll be dead here all week!

Posted by: John McBrain at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (q177U)

469 Some linger on, out of spite..

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (ffWPP)

470 420
Well, the entire Democrat Party apparatus is opposed to it. They won't let her go. Ruthie might well set the record for the most chest compressions to get the ticker going again very soon in the near future.

The way the Left is acting, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to hide her death and actually pulled a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018

Much easier than that. If she dies in a Dem county, and the coroner never signs a certificate of death, she never really died, did she?

Posted by: Dem Asshole at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (5A0Ny)

471 I don't care for RBG, and, in discussing Senate election returns yesterday, said to the folks in my office- "now if only RBG would drop dead." Felt immediately ashamed and apologized, feeling a little guilty today. But very much doubt she will survive this.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (87EdW)

472 Socialists are just Communists without guns.



And better restaurants in the neighborhood.



Posted by: The Truth at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (UsCnO)

473 429 You guys can be all soft with the old bird if you want - personally I don't think anyone who sits on the US Supreme Court and thinks the freaking South African Constitution is better than ours deserves much sympathy or respect.

I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)

___

Agreed 100%

For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)

474

1. Notorious RBG sadly dies.2. ?????3. Hillary installed as president.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (pw+jk)

475 442
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK


I dunno, there's that one scene where he smirks and says ".....the things I'm gonna do for my country...."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (veoSD)

Yep, that was a good line delivery.

But his other scenes with lil' miss Asia were stilted and awkward. Just my $.02, I could be off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

476 22 Cat Husbands, lol. Shoot why am I laughing? That's likely my fate except I'll probably stop around a dozen.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (v9J1p)

I don't have any husbands, not even the cat kind.

Sad!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (9hauA)

477 467 >>>Trump signs order to end asylum for illegals.


SPLOOSH!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (f687A)

Hawaiian judge says: not so fast, orange man..

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

478 I feel bad for her.

My Mom is 84 and fell and broke her back in August, and that was the final inident among many that caused her to stop being so stubborn and find an assisted-living joint to live in. Thank G-d.

GAAIINZZZburg needs to recognize her time is up. She isn't outlasting Trump, and it is time for Amy Coney Barrett or Janice Rogers Brown to get a seat.

Prayers for RBG to heal and also to get wisdom and move on.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (BfOXk)

479 might have confused him with kim il-sung.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (NmR1a)


Seriously. our media is North Korean in its slavish devotion to the Party and its apparat.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (8yDg8)

480 I would pay good money for a topless RBG on a horse photo ala Putin.

Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)


Damn, thats just wrong on so many levels. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (9Om/r)

481 >>>446 Jack Lalane used to do some feat of strength on his birthday. I think it was swimming to Alcatraz pulling boats in his last years.


yeah but he was almost an immortal.

I read about that feat in this interesting book I never finished (but want to) calle After the Fall. The hero crashes into the Long Island Sound after a plane disaster, and wills himself to swim 30 miles to shore, despite having multiple broken bones and being in freezing water. All he keeps thinking about is Jack LaLane's Alcatraz swim.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

482 120 Who the fuck walks around with a T-shirt of a Supreme Court Justice?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)


Wait until someone finds a beach pic from Amy Barrett's law school days, and make a shirt of it.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (59GGI)

483 Damn, looks like those broken ribs are going to cut into her ski season.

Posted by: Ma Duece at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (0dmP2)

484 I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.

This.

It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the "black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic ability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

485 Jack Lalane used to do some feat of strength on his birthday. I think it was swimming to Alcatraz pulling boats in his last years.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (A6Xv7)


I think that was in his 70s, from what I recall. And his hands were tied behind his back or some other truly insane stuff like that. He also did thousands of push-ups on another birthday. The guy was hard-core ... hard-core enough to be able to wear such a gay jumpsuit and have everyone tell him it looked great.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (KEr/t)

486 So, now on #5 Martini. Slurring everathing. Cigar burns an shit. Still more coherent than RBG.

Do I have your vote?

PS the olives are awesome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)

487 Women's magazines are not biased!!! Ebony did a piece on all the black women running for congress. They left out the black Republican candidates. Shocking nobody.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (WlPiF)

488 How soon will the 9th circuit overturn the EO ending asylum after ruling that immigration EO's can't be overturned?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

489 Those pictures of Ruth at the conference and at Kavanaugh's swearing in look like pictures of an abused elderly person.

Maybe in a moment of weakness she croaked out I WANNA QUIT I HURT I HURT and her handlers got the hose and made sure she never says that again.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (4ErVI)

490 *BREAKING*
Christine Blasey Ford now says Brett Kavanaugh frequently pushed her over while exercising and she has the broken ribs to prove it.



Note from Ford's attorney: Please do not take this seriously. "Prove it" is used as a term of art in this instance, and Dr. Ford cannot actually prove in a legal sense that Kavanaugh broke her bones. Or that she even broke bones. Or that she's ever exercised.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (Z216Q)

491
430 >>>408 Heh. Poetry Ace. SALUTE

thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)







Hey, Muldoon does it all the time and he's a frickin' Moron.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (veoSD)

492 Every time I see the "ribs offered" thing I laugh. I can't seem to stop. It tickles the rib bones.

*ba dum dum*

Seriously, I did not do that on purpose. I know it was weak. Like her ribs.

Ohhh, so many bad puns, so little time.

But I do find the rib offered thing hilarious no matter how many times I read it.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (B6WO/)

493 >>>But his other scenes with lil' miss Asia were stilted and awkward. Just my $.02, I could be off.



I dug her so much in that film... before I found out she was a dirty pedo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (f687A)

494 Ohhhhhh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back!






(no they don't)

Posted by: The Medic at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (6EvUv)

495 and the broken ribs replaced by spares collected from donors, who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.
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Oh ace. This is why I come here. I can't stop laughing at that.

I wish RBG the very best - I hope she heals quickly and retires to live the rest of her life in comfort. This must be very painful for her and she's had a long working life; it's time to retire and relax now.


Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (U5tDi)

496 466
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK

There are the rumors.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (A6Xv7)

You mean about him playing D&D?

They are true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

497 463 IMO, RBG and the left were so convinced of a
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.


Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.


Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM


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Exactly why Thomas has to step down next year. Don't take any chances. Trump should win re-election but it's not guaranteed.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (QBoRM)

498 Sure, because everyone knows that rib replacement is easy, like snapping together K'nex parts.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (xPJvm)


Like Operation! game.

The game can be difficult, due to the shapes of the plastic ailments and the fact the openings are barely larger than the pieces themselves.

- Spare Ribs: two ribs fused together as one piece ($150).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (2I4LM)

499 So, now on #5 Martini. Slurring everathing. Cigar burns an shit. Still more coherent than RBG.

Do I have your vote?

PS the olives are awesome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++++
Give those little onions a try for #6.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (I2dne)

500 Heh!! I agree. (well, replace "XXX" with "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man").

Waaay off topic now but there's only so much to say about RBG's ribs.

Back in the days when "internet" mostly meant Usenet groups, somebody wrote the best one-line movie review ever of "HD..." in rec.motorcycles: "Wait for it to come out on video and then don't rent it."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (qc+VF)

501 "fell down"

= she had on a particularly heavy shawl one day and her chest cavity crumbled as she was lifted out of a chair.

or,

= a clerk got a little too enthusiastic with Billy Crystal's bellows when asking her a question. (She answered: "arrrghhffffnnnfffssssss")

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (LWu6U)

502 Nothing like watching a little old Vietnamese papason using simple straps, lift a 55 gal barrel of oil on his back and start waking down the road at a relatively swift pace

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (Fs5vw)

503 RBG will perform feats of strength on Festivus as part of her workout routine.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

504 I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap
feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future.
_______________

I disagree with her politically, but I don't have any personal animosity for her, nor do I wish her ill. She is 85, and death will come for her, probably sooner rather than later. That's just the way it goes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (fqUgw)

505 I don't have any husbands, not even the cat kind.

Sad!

Posted by: chique d'afrique


I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)

506 I wish RBG the very best - I hope she heals quickly and retires to live the rest of her life in comfort. This must be very painful for her and she's had a long working life; it's time to retire and relax now.


Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (U5tDi)

Yeah..and she travels w/ her daughter..why not do more of that?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

507 I would be so pissed if I was a liberal that RBG didn't retire under Obama.

It does remind me though that we need to swap Clarence Thomas out.

Republican President and Senate means you get while the getting is good.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (UfkIY)

508 I wonder if Justice Breyer will upstage RBG and wake up dead sometime in the next two weeks?

That would be HILLARYOUS!

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (xFmWK)

509 IMO, RBG and the left were so convinced of a
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.


Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.


Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM


She wanted Hillary, first woman President! to replace her. She would have stepped down shortly after.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (2I4LM)

510 Said the other day I despise Leftists, RBG is as much as a enabler towards that as any other.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (T4oHT)

511
Agreed 100%



For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)
I used to "be better than that" but then I discovered that rain on my back they kept telling me about all these years was piss.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (37IEG)

512 493 >>>But his other scenes with lil' miss Asia were stilted and awkward. Just my $.02, I could be off.



I dug her so much in that film... before I found out she was a dirty pedo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (f687A)

Asia Argento is all kinds of messed up. She got sexualized way, way early.

Not sure if teenaged boys counts as pedo but it does, yeah. But European. Her treatment of Anthony Bordain was pretty bad, I heard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

513
Those 5 lb. dumbbells don't curl themselves, son.



Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly
manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp
David.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (ctuyM)

And my bicycle riding skills are particularly manly.

Posted by: JEF at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (UsCnO)

514 Found an RBG workout video:

https://tinyurl.com/y8wpoo82

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)

515 How old is that Breyer's Ice Cream Justice anyway??? I know KaganBeast is kinda young, and Donuts Sotomayor too....

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (ffWPP)

516 Is all this in poor taste? Well, duh, have you MET the Horde?

But this, this is how we cope with this madhouse world. We laugh and joke to keep from crying.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (AM1GF)

517 Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (U5tDi)

Very nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)

518 That is why they did a Glamour spread for Hillary and her spawn.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM


The center cannot fold.

Posted by: Not The Second Coming at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (ctuyM)

519 Mark, I think they're hinting that Vin rolled a Natural 1 on his saving throw against The Gay.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

520
Alternate post title:

Justice Ginsberg Goes All SNAP CITY! While Getting Big Gainzzz

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (B67DV)

521 I don t have a wife. Incompatible with everything female. Politics, clothes, hobbys and my snuff dipping prolly doesn t help. Excuse me.....*SPIT*.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (s2OJe)

522 Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (PbpT7)

I love that kind of stuff. Gives me man chills.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (A6Xv7)

523 486 So, now on #5 Martini.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)


I hope you're saving the seeds to replant next year.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (qc+VF)

524 This.

It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the "black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)

525 I hope Ruth Bader Ginsburg lives forever because that's a thing that exists

Posted by: Guy Who Really Wants to be Nice and Positive But Who Doesn't Stick the Landing at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

526 488 How soon will the 9th circuit overturn the EO ending asylum after ruling that immigration EO's can't be overturned?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
________________

You're expecting logical consistency in our rulings? Seriously? Have you not been paying attention at all?

Posted by: 9th Circuit Clowns at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (fqUgw)

527 521 I don t have a wife. Incompatible with everything female. Politics, clothes, hobbys and my snuff dipping prolly doesn t help. Excuse me.....*SPIT*.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (s2OJe)

So... ou may, in fact, live to be a hundred.....

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (ffWPP)

528 Asia needs a babysitter again tonight - you say you're free, Roman? But I thought you had a movie shoot tonight? What a pal you are!

Posted by: Dario Argento at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (oZ6kz)

529 519 Mark, I think they're hinting that Vin rolled a Natural 1 on his saving throw against The Gay.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, but he didn't roll to confirm the critical failure!

I don't care, if he wants to stay in the closet, more power to him. He's a legit nerd in addition to movie star and he can even act when it's called for (it usually isn't).

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

530 They had to let her go home. She must lie in the soil she was buried in each day if she is to rise and hunt each night.
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

I snorted water out of my nose. Ouch.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (MX7xj)

531 it's not like RBG III was starting anyway but broken ribs will make it hard to throw the out route

Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (nFwvY)

532 Whoa, GA-06, of the 2017 recount fame, went to a Dem after all.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (QBoRM)

533 Ohhhhhh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back

I know that the lizard people can regenerate digits or limbs, but I think she'd have to go back to the mother ship for a new skeleton.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (TUU1F)

534 Ain't it amazing how every time there is a fairly close election, one where the Republican is holding a small lead--the kind where we don't know the winner for days--the Democrat ALWAYS winds up winning?

That's why people are nervous about Scott/De Santis.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

535 RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.

By what standard do you use to measure decency?

The same one that was consulted to characterize McCain during the McCain Holy Week?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (lD3vL)

536 Ruthie, take my rib. Please.

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (Z9C5C)

537 I'd like to learn more about these so called "cat Husbands."

Posted by: Sally Kohn at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (pw+jk)

538 505 I don't have any husbands, not even the cat kind.

Sad!

Posted by: chique d'afrique


I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)

Oh boy...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

539

On Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg's behalf, she could lift more than the SCOAMF could.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (2I4LM)

540 Ok, morans. You see the shit they're pulling in FL??!!!


But check out Bay County on the NY Times website. It seems that panhandle county is the only one with precincts still out.


Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.


But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)

541 I wonder if Justice Breyer will upstage RBG and wake up dead sometime in the next two weeks?

That would be HILLARYOUS!
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (xFmWK)

Not really.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (9hauA)

542 >>>doctors are prescribing 1000 mg of Tren, stat!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)


Ooooh, Tren cough is gonna be a bitch!

Posted by: John McBrain at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q177U)

543 orry for the run-on sentences and paragraphs. I am STEAMED.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)

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Thank god the FL Secretary of State is a Republican!

Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)

544 Ruth Bader Gainsburg will be at oral arguments wearing a flak jacket to protect those tender ribs. The team doctor rates her as 90%, but she's gonna have trouble with mobility and the long ball.

Posted by: John Madden at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

545 To put the condition in the vernacular, her bones
are about as strong as rotten old pieces of wood. Literally, she's
rotting away from the inside out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

And she has been rotting away mentally for 8 decades.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (u5LFV)

546 She might want to watch her step she is not a spring chicken just a old hen

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (wGqjj)

547 I say, if they want to transplant her ribs, let them go for it.

Posted by: mpthompson at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (AVd/1)

548 Ruth needs to step down before it kills her. Or just die already.

She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0OmEj)

549 I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)

I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)

550 One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
Into the darkness and bind them

We will know soon enough if she has one

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (T4oHT)

551 It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the "black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)

I'd wager Obama comes up rather "short" as far as OTHER stereotypes go....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (NFEMn)

552 i say we let them donate their ribs.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (9ORmh)

553 It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the
"black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or
make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic
ability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)



And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)

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He went to a lily white prep school and hugged the pine for the whole time he was on the basketball team. BASKETBALL!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

554 Wasn't RBG counsel for Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (huES0)

555 RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person

You know who else was a person?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

556

09/30/2018

Note On Kate McKinnon's 'SNL' Calendar For Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Don't Die!

"Kavanaugh thinks his confirmation is unfair? They threw me in a river to see if I float. I did!"


huffpo
timing...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (2I4LM)

557 Thanks, Fen, but I'm certainly not the only one here expressing that same sentiment.

At the very least I have to remember that Justice Scalia considered her his best friend on the Court, and he is someone that I admired very much. So, even though I most likely would disagree with her on just about everything, there's obviously something good there as there is in most humans.

I would except George Soros from that statement, probably. I'm not even sure he's human.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (U5tDi)

558 548 Ruth needs to step down before it kills her. Or just die already.

She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0OmEj)

Yep..... not one warm fuzzy for the old bat...

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (ffWPP)

559 534
Ain't it amazing how every time there is a fairly close election, one
where the Republican is holding a small lead--the kind where we don't
know the winner for days--the Democrat ALWAYS winds up winning?



That's why people are nervous about Scott/De Santis.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NFEMn)
Kinda the way there are always voting irregularities in areas under Democrat control that cause there to be a need for these extended ballot counts."OH! He power went out! Oh, the Machines didn't work! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Hey? Have you got those ballot boxes stuffed yet? Getonit! we ain't got all month ya know!)"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (37IEG)

560 Fen, if you are still here, a number of ONT posters asked for Palp and his family to be added to the prayer list. Since he is MIA. If you need more info, Miley and Jim,New Dawn were among requesters.

Maybe you know already, but I don't do the e-mail thing so I just wanted to mention it so I did my duty.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/)

561 You know what's nice about floors?

They really stick to your ribs.

Posted by: Just Ribbin' Ya at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (AzW6q)

562 Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.


But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
_________________

All I know is Broward Co. election officials have a documented history of doing shady shit to tip elections to Dims, so I wouldn't put anything past them.

Posted by: 9th Circuit Clowns at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (fqUgw)

563 RBG is Polite ... but by no means Good.

Just like Sessions. Just like some here.

For you D&D Peeps ... Lawful Evil.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (wm53o)

564 orry for the run-on sentences and paragraphs. I am STEAMED.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)

------

Thank god the FL Secretary of State is a Republican!
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)

Which is exactly why she should recuse herself!

Posted by: The Dems at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

565 We can rebuild her. We can make her better than she was before...

Posted by: Oscar Goldman at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (9GsGN)

566
But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC


Sounds like FL is totally incompetent running elections.

Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (Fs5vw)

567 549 I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)

I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.


Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)

The last thing this world needs is another one of those kinds of women.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

568 PS the olives are awesome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++++
Give those little onions a try for #6.



Ahem.

Posted by: Gibson at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

569 An Ace Classic to rank with the famous Kaboom! post!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (Fz8ov)

570 You guys can be all soft with the old bird if you
want - personally I don't think anyone who sits on the US Supreme Court
and thinks the freaking South African Constitution is better than ours
deserves much sympathy or respect.



I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)



___



Agreed 100%



For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)


Well, usually I would be the first one to toss a grenade in the casket. I'm not feeling right doing it here. I see an old woman in distress, and as much as I hate her opinions I just can't bring myself to view her like maxine waters, or pelosi, or frankenstein, or the pussy hat wearing mofo's, etc. You can pound a grenade in schumer's ass for a spectacular airburst on Air Pinochet and I would piss on his ashes and laugh my fucking ass off for a month. Something about this though, I just don't know. I guess there are so many other truly evil bastards out there to deal with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (9Om/r)

571 Some Jack LaLanne birthday feats:

1955 age 41: Swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf -- a distance of 1.23 miles -- while handcuffed.

1957 age 43: Swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a cabin cruiser ... which weighed 2,500 pounds. The one-mile swim turned into a six-and-a-half-mile journey thanks to ocean currents.

1958 age 44: Paddle boarded nonstop for nine-and-a-half hours -- a 30-mile trip.

1974 age 60: He repeated his 1955 Alcatraz stunt, but in addition to the handcuffs he was also shackled ... and towing a 1,000-pound boat.

1976 age 62: To celebrate the US Bicentennial, he swam one mile--again shackled and handcuffed--while towing 13 boats (symbolizing the 13 original colonies) with 76 people on board.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (KEr/t)

572 I hope the doctors didn't prescribe a lot of rest, because we know this woman is a just a go-go-go ball of FIRE!!!!!

Posted by: Guy Who Uses Sarcasm to Hide the Fact That He's Been Hurt Before, But Is Ready to Bet on Love Again at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

573 I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)

I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.


Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)
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Woo hoo! HOOOOORRRRRDDDDE! We've got another wedding to plan! Yippee!

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi)

574 I don't have any husbands, not even the cat kind.

Asking for a friend: does gay marriage include the right to a cat husband?

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (3C9q2)

575 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK

The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)

576 >>>I am a little uncomfortable with the victory lap feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future.

No one is doing a victory lap because we relish the suffering of an 85 year old woman.

We would just be happy to be free of one more scummy, slimy judge who thinks they can dictate the law instead of interpreting that. Whether that would happen by her voluntary retirement, or an acknowledgment and apology of her abuse of office, or this accident does not matter.

Wanting to be free of an unjust oligarch is not malicious or mean spirited in any way. If the owner of a boot in humanity's face suddenly drops dead, a feeling of relief and thankfulness is not hatred. It is not malicious.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (/qEW2)

577 Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.

___

How can Broward be all in if they won't say how much more they have?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (QBoRM)

578 560 Fen, if you are still here, a number of ONT posters asked for Palp and his family to be added to the prayer list. Since he is MIA. If you need more info, Miley and Jim,New Dawn were among requesters.

Maybe you know already, but I don't do the e-mail thing so I just wanted to mention it so I did my duty.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/)

+1 as a requester.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

579
It wasn't so much the dying that was a problem, but his ribs killed him for weeks after he died. He's alive now, though, and his ribs quit hurting about March.


If your CPR administrators are doing it right, they're busting your sternum. "There'll be crunchy sounds", we were told.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (pNxlR)

580 Yep..... not one warm fuzzy for the old bat...

Say what you will about her, but nobody can sport a doily like that except Grandma's recliner.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (TUU1F)

581 RBH fell and broke three reeyubs. Well dang woman if you has you some meat on those reeyubs maybe they wouldn't break so much..

Posted by: Fat Frankies Reeyubs and Noleans Style Gumbo Kitchen at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (FKGDn)

582 And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)


True, but that's only for West Africans, which is most AAs. He's East African. Nobody thinks the marathon skeletons are cool.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

583 Any fan of professional wrestling knows all she needs is a little rib tape and she'll be good to go. Just sell a little bit harder on the high spots.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (WaxcS)

584 Sounds like FL is totally incompetent running elections.
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++
All of you are. This is why you need us, and we demand access in 2020.

Posted by: UN Election Monitors at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (I2dne)

585 Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.
Unless it's with another guy.


Kind of like Daniel Craig's "love scenes" as James Bond. What's the opposite of chemistry?

Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.

And dorky is fine, if you embrace it and make it work. He fought it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)

586 I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)

You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...
Posted by: kraken


I hope she does well at the Hunger Games.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (huES0)


Game of Thrones

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (2I4LM)

587 480 I would pay good money for a topless RBG on a horse photo ala Putin.

Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)

Her in bed at home, recovering, with a severed horse head and a note saying "Time to retire, Ruthie. DJT" With Godfather Trump smirking in the window.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (5A0Ny)

588 540 Ok, morans. You see the shit they're pulling in FL??!!!


But check out Bay County on the NY Times website. It seems that panhandle county is the only one with precincts still out.


Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.


But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)

Someone said there must be a reason Scott seems so calm and collected - not that I've ever seen him really agitated or angry.

I'm still pissed. Fucking southeast coast.

It's terrible, but at election time I wish a sinkhole would swallow those 3 counties whole.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (MEgUr)

589 If RBG had her way the Constitution would be supplanted by "International Law". So she's an oath breaker and an enemy of the Republic. I'm only sorry she didn't break her fucking neck.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bML9A)

590 575 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK

The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)

He really INHABITS Riddick. He's very good, even if the script isn't always what it should be.

Have you played the tie-in game and seen the anime? They're pretty good, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

591 554 Wasn't RBG counsel for Planned Parenthood?
_______________

ACLU

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)

592 Off sock, before I forget and look like an idiot by default.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (I2dne)

593 Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.


American blacks, of West African heritage. He had merely a whiff of American, black, or African.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (DCYln)

594 Some people are like sharks in the water when they smell blood. Not judging, just an observation.

I'm not wired that way. Life would probably be easier if I was.

Pedos, Serial Killers, Rapists. Don't give a fig. Rot in hell.

A SCOTUS judge, I can't wish death or harm upon them Retirement yes. Most definitely.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (B6WO/)

595 "If you're wondering what a 20-something "man" who is "nearly broken" by an 85 year old woman's "pumping iron" regimen might look like, well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like."

Not clicking on the link, I'm guessing xim to be about as manly as a "journalist" who gives himself PTSD by firing a round from an AR-15.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (iIzG7)

596 How comforting that the Rs held onto the senate!

Posted by: IanDeal at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (5mrLG)

597 Worried Broward is going to pull an Al Franken-type coup.


I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.

Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)

598 Cat husbands? What about my cat wives?

Posted by: Soy Boy Broken by Workout at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Fz8ov)

599 +1 as a requester.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK

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+2. We need the guy back, hasta pronto.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (AzW6q)

600 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (9Om/r)

And this is (one of the many reasons) why we love you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (OXhhT)

601 Thank god the FL Secretary of State is a Republican!
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)

Which is exactly why she should recuse herself!
Posted by: The Dems at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (NFEMn)


And they have to name someone in whom everyone has confidence. Barack Obama, obviously.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (59GGI)

602 I think it's insane that every county in FL runs its elections differently, with different ballots, different rules, etc. It makes it a lot easier to cheat at a local level if every county does its own thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (QBoRM)

603 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (KEr/t)

Watched a special a few weeks ago trying to reenact the Alcatraz escape to see if possible and what I saw made LaLane's feat seem impossible.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (A6Xv7)

604 Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
White women fled DeSantis by huge numbers according to exit polls, he had a 9 percent decline from Trump's numbers in 2016. So where did he make up for this? He spiked with minorities especially Hispanic men and Black women

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (+om3e)

605
553 It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the
"black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or
make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic
ability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)



And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)

=====
He went to a lily white prep school and hugged the pine for the whole time he was on the basketball team. BASKETBALL!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)

-----------

Almost like stereotypes are bullshit?

Maybe that MLK Jr. Chap was right? Content of their Character, not color of their skin?

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (xFmWK)

606 Baby back ribs make the best replacements.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Parts Supply at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Dhcvl)

607 Is AZ certified yet? Last I checked McSally was up by about a percent but with "99% reporting."

Also, very happy they had a green who cracked 2% of the vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (I2dne)

608 I suspect if Ginsberg had retired during the Obama Administration, she would have begun deflating immediately and would have died by now.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (iSI0i)

609 The only reason these dumb chicks want to donate ribs is to make them look skinnier.
BOTCHED

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

610 Game of Thrones
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (2I4LM)


Dammit! How did I not think of that one!

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (B6WO/)

611 572 I hope the doctors didn't prescribe a lot of rest, because we know this woman is a just a go-go-go ball of FIRE!!!!!
Posted by: Guy Who Uses Sarcasm to Hide the Fact That He's Been Hurt Before, But Is Ready to Bet on Love Again at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (PbpT7)

LOL'ed at the nic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

612 This thread isn't humerus!

Posted by: a feminist at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Evws/)

613

I wear my depends until they smell like teen spirit, then wash them out and put 'em back on!

Posted by: RPG at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (0N0JL)

614 Ok, morans. You see the shit they're pulling in FL??!!!

Shit. I knew I forgot to do something! Voting stuff was on my to-do list.

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (DCYln)

615 In 572, the comment is lame, but I tried to make up for it with the screenname, and I think I did.

I really love that screenname.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

616 597 Worried Broward is going to pull an Al Franken-type coup.


I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)

Be clear - southEAST Florida.

We here in Southwest FL are your friends

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MEgUr)

617 SCOTUS judge, I can't wish death or harm upon them Retirement yes. Most definitely.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at N



sure but when they say the only way they are leaving the court is feet first they are the same thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MTjB1)

618 True, but that's only for West Africans, which is most AAs. He's East African. Nobody thinks the marathon skeletons are cool.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

I saw Marathon Skeletons open up for The Grateful Dead once, but I don't remember where....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

619 I too am disturbed at any hint of enjoying this.

I feel for the old bag of dust. She essentially ruined her reputation as a flaming Lefty by undermining what she claimed to stand for in an attempt to further glorify herself, thereby showing it all to have been a fraud.

Her motives were never justice, or the people, or law, or progressivism. Her motives were herself. She wanted glory, and would do anything to get it. This ancient bag of dust decided not to retire either because she secretly hated tfg and did not want him to appoint her replacement (plausible - I have known enough old racist liberals to believe this is more common than anyone would admit.) or she wanted more glory by having the first woman president (Bwaaaa ha ha) appoint her replacement. Either way, it was not about the little people. Even at her age and accomplishments, she could not retire and enjoy life, she wanted more. MORE. MORE. MORE.

Fucking progressives make me sick.

The Left knows this, and that is why they have fed the propaganda machine to make it look like this ancient bag of used tissues, dander, and hate was so vital.

It's not her hubris we celebrate, or the lies, it is that they lie to us with such inanity. They think we are stupid. They think anyone in the whole country believed that a 20yo male would be broken by her workout routine. They treat us like Montel Williams.

I am not Montel Williams.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (LWu6U)

620 I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)

I'm with you, buddy. Let the Yankee LibFags have their own state and stop trying to wreck ours!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

621 591 554 Wasn't RBG counsel for Planned Parenthood?
_______________

ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)

___

Tomatoe Tomato

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (QBoRM)

622 Looks like the charity SCOTUS swimsuit calendar is going to be out late this year.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (WlPiF)

623 24 You can say she's on point mentally. I believe her clerks are writing her decisions for her, but fine.

But leftists claiming she's in peak condition? It's a lie, but for shat purpose? Why, to allege the President had her murdered of course.

Gird your loins.
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (6rFB/)

Writing her decisions? They are making her decisions. She doesn't have enough faculty left to understand what is being argued and make any sort of coherent decision based on reason.

Then again, she hasn't used much reason throughout her career - just twisting the law and lies.

Posted by: blindside1973 at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (u+jfM)

624
I think being a black kid and riding the pine on a basketball team full of white and asian kids deeply damaged Obama's psyche early on.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (TAmPV)

625 I don't wish Justice Ginsberg will, I just want her off the court. Let her be happy and healthy and comfortable, live hear years out with her family. Just stop violating every concept and principle of law, justice, and the constitution to bend cases to your vile and evil philosophies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)

626 The last thing this world needs is another one of those kinds of women.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

I am just joking!

I believe in fidelity and sacrificial love towards one's spouse. And divorce only in extreme circumstances (continued adultery, abuse, etc.) If I am ever blessed enough to be married, I plan to stick it out through good and rough times, Lord willing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (9hauA)

627 I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.


Posted by: chique d'afrique


"It's a trap!!!!" - Adm. Ackbar.


Seriously, though, you have been around here a long time like me and you have always struck me as just about one of the best.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (BfOXk)

628 Ruth has nothing to worry about, she's one of the Costal Elites

Posted by: Ace going with an anatomical Deep Cut pun at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

629 "How can Broward be all in if they won't say how much more they have?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (QBoRM) "

No, I swear that's not all, I definitely have another inch or two.

Posted by: Broward County at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

630 Posted by: Guy Who Uses Sarcasm to Hide the Fact That He's Been Hurt Before, But Is Ready to Bet on Love Again at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
---------

Don't you worry, ace - we still have wedding plans for you on ice somewhere. You just let us know when.

We don't do cat-husbands or cat-wives, though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)

631 Wasn't RBG counsel for Planned Parenthood?
_______________

ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


10-4. Still the enemy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (huES0)

632 I am not Montel Williams.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM


That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Spartacus at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (ctuyM)

633 609
The only reason these dumb chicks want to donate ribs is to make them look skinnier.


But won't they flop over then?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (T6t7i)

634 When RBG dies, I expect Pelosi, Schumer, etc. to pronounce that PDT shouldn't replace her out of RESPECT and DON'T BE HATIN' ON WOMEN!

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (oiNtH)

635 They treat us like Montel Williams.

I am not Montel Williams.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (LWu6U)

I am not Montel Williams!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

636 Maybe that MLK Jr. Chap was right? Content of their Character, not color of their skin?

"RACIST!!"
--modern college student

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (39g3+)

637 419 Is appendix an organ ?

can you use it to play a tune?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (NmR1a)

638 591 554 Wasn't RBG counsel for Planned Parenthood?
_______________

ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)

-------

Back then, the ACLU actually defended the First Amendment, even for Nazis.

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (xFmWK)

639 OFF-TOPIC NEWS: Loopey Ocasio-Cortez has arrived in Washington. She can't find Congress yet, but she's drafting legislation to finally launch the Space Needle.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (iIzG7)

640 Lurking Lurker:


They have reported all precincts as reported in re Broward.


In Bay County, apparently 9 precincts are still out.


You can hover over each county on the NYT website and see what I'm talking about. As far as I can tell, Bay County is the only one that hasn't had 100% reported in.


Hurricane alley central.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (q+HNC)

641 Watched a special a few weeks ago trying to reenact the Alcatraz escape to see if possible and what I saw made LaLane's feat seem impossible.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (A6Xv7)


All of his feats sound pretty impossible to me.

But, if you really like to be handcuffed and shackled I guess there are a lot of things you'll do to get a kick ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (KEr/t)

642 Have you played the tie-in game and seen the anime? They're pretty good, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK

Not a gamer but I have the anime dvd that came with one of the movies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (A6Xv7)

643 No, I swear that's not all, I definitely have another inch or two.
Posted by: Broward County at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM

No worries. Franken is headed down in his Buick with a trunk load of found goodies! It's 22 and snowing here anyway so he's glad to leave.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (WlPiF)

644 616 597 Worried Broward is going to pull an Al Franken-type coup.


I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)

Be clear - southEAST Florida.

We here in Southwest FL are your friends
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MEgUr)

South Florida is usually shorthand for Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade counties, so you're probably fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

645
633 609
The only reason these dumb chicks want to donate ribs is to make them look skinnier.

But won't they flop over then?


heh. made me think of the old far side "boneless chicken ranch" comic, but with trigglypuffs.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NmR1a)

646 We don't do cat-husbands or cat-wives, though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)

That's the next frontier for SJWs.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)

647 620
I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida
secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country
would be ideal.

Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)



Call me.

Posted by: Tectonic plate boundary at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (T6t7i)

648 All I know is, if it were Thomas who fell down and broke his ribs, and y'all saw these very same comments at HuffPo, you'd be clutching your pearls at how awful the Left is for saying such things.

I remember what y'all said when Tedward died, and then when Breitbart died, y'all about had the vapors when the left said similar things. I just rolled my eyes.

I'm waitin for the first one of you to post Ding Dong the Witch is Dead when she passes, so I can roll 'em again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (OXhhT)

649 I propose a 10 year term for SCOTUS justices. Enough of this lifetime appointment bullshit. It would take power away from any one justice and we wouldn't freak out over every appointment.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (QBoRM)

650 Know what is funny? Soyboys who are broken by an 85 year old woman s think they will win a war against freedom loving non soy patriots with truckloads of guns and ammo. That thar be comedy gold.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (s2OJe)

651
Well, usually I would be the first one to toss a
grenade in the casket. I'm not feeling right doing it here. I see an
old woman in distress, and as much as I hate her opinions I just can't
bring myself to view her like maxine waters, or pelosi, or frankenstein,
or the pussy hat wearing mofo's, etc. You can pound a grenade in
schumer's ass for a spectacular airburst on Air Pinochet and I would
piss on his ashes and laugh my fucking ass off for a month. Something
about this though, I just don't know. I guess there are so many other
truly evil bastards out there to deal with.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (9Om/r)
IMNHO the only reason folks feel that way is because the wizened crow is too wizened to be out there saying more evil shit than she already should have as a Supreme Court justice. She's been pretty free with her commentary lately even as shriveled as she is. If she were younger (in which case she wouldn't be in this situation) I'm fairly sure she'd be just as annoying as any of the folks mentioned.
I can see her, with glee, issuing a ruling that the 2nd Amendment violates the Constitution with her last rattling breath.Most of us were taught to BE better than I know I'm being, but enough, they live and thrive on our ingrained polite behaviors. These people don't deserve it, they're using our own inclinations against us, they they KNOW they're doing it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)

652

When I worked for the ACLU they actually no shit published a tract on th rights of and for police officers!

No shit!

I fixed that...

Posted by: RPG at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (0N0JL)

653 DO YOU EVEN LIFT, RUTH?

Posted by: BroScience at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (RKQ/v)

654 It's sounds like even RBG has a dick, Vox.

Just sayin

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (wJ+c3)

655 South Florida is usually shorthand for Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade counties, so you're probably fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM


What are we, chopped limes?

Posted by: Key West at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)

656 http://bit.ly/2RHvREU
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Republicans File Lawsuit Over Tight Arizona Senate Race The Daily Caller

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (+om3e)

657 Trump needs to send the DOJ to Florida

Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (HrSJb)

658
heh. made me think of the old far side "boneless chicken ranch" comic, but with trigglypuffs.

Posted by: Anachronda


Exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

659 there were two tie in games for Riddick. Escape From Butcher Bay remains the best game spun off from a movie franchise, ever. then there was another one that was meh.

Pitch Black was the only Riddick movie. pity they didn't make more

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (8yDg8)

660 I propose a 10 year term for SCOTUS justices. Enough of this lifetime appointment bullshit. It would take power away from any one justice and we wouldn't freak out over every appointment.

I propose we dial back the power and influence of the supreme court and federal government overall, which would do the same thing, but also make everyone's life better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (39g3+)

661 Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (BfOXk)

She IS one of the best, and she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (OXhhT)

662 I believe in fidelity and sacrificial love towards one's spouse. And divorce only in extreme circumstances (continued adultery, abuse, etc.) If I am ever blessed enough to be married, I plan to stick it out through good and rough times, Lord willing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (9hauA)

Good for you. I'd submit a proposal but I'm presently of low status.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

663 Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/


Thanks; I will certainly add him to the prayer list. Does nobody know hoe to get in touch with him or they just haven't heard anything, because there seemed to be some suggestion that he was visiting his future wife's family abroad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (AllCR)

664 640 Lurking Lurker:


They have reported all precincts as reported in re Broward.


In Bay County, apparently 9 precincts are still out.


You can hover over each county on the NYT website and see what I'm talking about. As far as I can tell, Bay County is the only one that hasn't had 100% reported in.


Hurricane alley central.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (q+HNC)

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Does 100% include all absentee and provisional? I'm never quite sure if it does or not. Cuz that % is precincts reporting, but do precincts include ABs and PBs? I really don't know the answer.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (QBoRM)

665 I just rolled my eyes.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM



Helpin' ya out here, boss!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (ctuyM)

666 Wasn't RBG crowing how glad she was Scalia was dead because of the Public Sector Union case?

Yea, I don't plan on pretending to be sad when she croaks.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (UfkIY)

667 That's the next frontier for SJWs.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)
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I'm pretty sure it's happened already. Also marriage to inanimate objects. Some people are messed up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (U5tDi)

668 Bay County is showing 37 of 44 precincts reporting. Rick Scott won Bay County 73-26 out of roughly 62k votes cast and tallied so far.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (q+HNC)

669 heh. made me think of the old far side "boneless chicken ranch" comic, but with trigglypuffs.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NmR1a)

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No, I think you're thinking of "Down on the Fat Farm."

Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (qC1Sy)

670 #616. Sorry. I forgot about SW FL. It's Republican, and one of the fastest growing areas of the state.

Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (swJ7s)

671 the Riddick anime was okay. Dark Fury. kind of a Heavy Metal homage.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (8yDg8)

672 655 South Florida is usually shorthand for Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade counties, so you're probably fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM

What are we, chopped limes?
Posted by: Key West at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)

You're Florida's ghey appendix.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

673 Speaking of FL I just saw some guy captured a 17ft. Python. Holy Fack! I hate snakes already, let alone something longer than a car. Yuck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (WlPiF)

674 We don't do cat-husbands or cat-wives, though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)

That's the next frontier for SJWs.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++
Ugh. Furries. Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (I2dne)

675 My 97 year old mother, who by the way doesn't doze off or drink to excess like RBG, and who at 85 could walk 5 miles a day WITHOUT falling, thinks the idea of Ruthie being dead and proped up the funniest thing ever. She says that bent-over look that RBG has is severe LACK of self care; ie weight bearing exercise, calcium, protein, and attention to bone density tests.

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (nRWPy)

676 Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)

She's too old to filter herself. My mama is getting to be the same damn way, and she's only 78. I dread taking her out in public.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (OXhhT)

677 I imagine RBG

has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably

installed during her hospital stint.

At taxpayer expense. We taxpayers who have difficulty with existing while she eats at our substance. Worthless spawn of Satan.

Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (u5LFV)

678 607 Is AZ certified yet?
_____________

No, there are still some precincts counting late earlies (i.e. mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling places on election day).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (fqUgw)

679 673 Speaking of FL I just saw some guy captured a 17ft. Python. Holy Fack! I hate snakes already, let alone something longer than a car. Yuck!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (WlPiF)

There's a bounty on those.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

680 548 Ruth needs to step down before it kills her. Or just die already.

She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM

She's certainly living for a long time. I guess that's the exception in the "most everything the US should be."

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (5A0Ny)

681 608 I suspect if Ginsberg had retired during the Obama Administration, she would have begun deflating immediately and would have died by now.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (iSI0i)

Sometimes I think Hatred of the American People and good booze are the only things keeping Hillary alive.

Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (xFmWK)

682 I notice people keep saying she broke her ribs. I think I did too.

She actually just fractured 3 of them.
Rand Paul had 6 "broken ribs", 3 were fractures and three others were full breaks of the bone with jagged edges that bruised and tore the tissue around his lungs. Then he got full-blown pneumonia a week or so later. His injuries were much worse.
I'm just observing that fractures are not nearly as bad as full breaks.
Not that fractures are minor for anyone over 80. I had a fractured rib when I was about 13. Very very painful for several weeks.

Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (F2vOa)

683 Pitch Black was the only Riddick movie. pity they didn't make more

I keep hearing that but I stopped watching halfway through because like every horror movie ever made, the entire plot relies on every character acting in the stupidest and most self-destructive manner possible in every situation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

684 But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)


#twoweeks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (2I4LM)

685 419 Is appendix an organ ?
...........

I don't know. Look and see if the word Hammond is on it.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

686 I wish RBG a long and healthy retirement starting next week.

You aren't old until you get sick and breaking 3 ribs at 85 is not something you bounce back from quickly and easily.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (2BPRE)

687 Lurking Lurker:


I don't believe it does. However, the raw count itself should be known. So we know in Palm Beach the most they would have left is 5k. If Broward has more than 10k then there is a fuckton of alarms that should be going off as Palm Beach had almost same rough raw vote total as Broward.


But from what I can glean from Schweikart's comment is that there is actual real vote from Bay still outstanding which is going to be a healthy chunk. That's what I see from looking at the NYT map. Actual precincts, re vote counts, are still out there in Bay apparently.

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (q+HNC)

688 "Republican, and one of the fastest growing areas of the state"

they said the same about several Colorado counties too.

unfortunately the people moving fast into Republican suburbs tend not to be Republicans.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (8yDg8)

689
549 I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.

i would just like to point out that this is a very interesting sentence, in that it works with either "your" or "you're". congratulations!

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (NmR1a)

690 oyboys who are broken by an 85 year old woman

Have you tried that workout?! I think she was a SEAL for the Israeli Army or something. I didn't even have dumbbells as heavy as she was using!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (g0Lfb)

691 LMFAO, ace!

Posted by: Cold Civil War at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (Z2PYk)

692 No, there are still some precincts counting late earlies (i.e. mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling places on election day).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (fqUgw)

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And 2 days later they haven't counted them? Yeah no shenanigans going on there, I'm sure.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (QBoRM)

693 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (9vQJW)

694 OFF-TOPIC NEWS: Loopey Ocasio-Cortez has arrived in Washington. She can't find Congress yet, but she's drafting legislation to finally launch the Space Needle.

Posted by: Qoheleth


Tell her the real nuclear button is hidden in the Pentagon, it's a scavenger hunt based on the notes of the national anthem.

We'll never hear from her again...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (AM1GF)

695 Democras cheat. Like project cost " overruns", you gotta just assume it happens.

Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (ffWPP)

696 I propose we dial back the power and influence of the supreme court and federal government overall, which would do the same thing, but also make everyone's life better.


In the meantime, here in the real world where lefties are encroaching, how about a retirement age of 82?

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (nRWPy)

697 Our motto is :"Keep Counting Until We Win!"
The Democrats

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (BXMxN)

698 683 Pitch Black was the only Riddick movie. pity they didn't make more

I keep hearing that but I stopped watching halfway through because like every horror movie ever made, the entire plot relies on every character acting in the stupidest and most self-destructive manner possible in every situation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

yes and no. There is some scripted stupidity but also some good character-motivated stuff too.

May not be for everyone but it's pretty good IMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

699 Does nobody know hoe to get in touch with him

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Not that I can tell. I've been wracking my turgid brain to figure out how. No luck. I seem to recall some Moron, months/years ago contacting him in person about some leather goods. That person would know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

700 She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.

+++

I like how SNL uses Kate McCinnon to humanize her, some would make an anti-semetic comment but she looks more like an unmasked character from V.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (7J5t2)

701 I think it has gotten to the point where exposing voting fraud - even obvious voting fraud - will trigger a hot war. Suppose someone (DOJ? I have no clue as to the jurisdiction) were to go find that, say, Broward county was obviously fabricating votes and then SCOTUS gets involved.

The media complex would immediately suppress the real story and proclaim that the President is acting as a dictator and subverting democracy. This would feed a media feeding frenzy for about 36 hours with a constantly-amplifying panic-inducing furor. Then the coordinated "riots" would begin and get completely out of control. In order to control it, they would have to send in the Guard or the regular army, which would then restart the cycle - this time about the violent suppression of disenfranchised patriots by the corrupt executive.

The next riot would be in the next available stronghold. Repeat this process a few times and you've got yourself a civil war.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (I2dne)

702 unfortunately the people moving fast into Republican suburbs tend not to be Republicans.

We're the pioneers, making things safe for the follow-up infestation.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (g0Lfb)

703 Wasn't RBG crowing how glad she was Scalia was dead because of the Public Sector Union case?



Yea, I don't plan on pretending to be sad when she croaks.

Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (UfkIY)


Woah, she said that? Well then, if so, ignore everything I said.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (9Om/r)

704 688 "Republican, and one of the fastest growing areas of the state"

they said the same about several Colorado counties too.

unfortunately the people moving fast into Republican suburbs tend not to be Republicans.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (8yDg

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The entire state of Texas is "fast growing" but unfortunately growing the wrong way.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (QBoRM)

705
Nood

McRibs (gnaw!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (pNxlR)

706 OMG Ace. I am a longtime lurker, but you are killing me today!! "22 cat-husbands" I am still laughing! Thank you!!

Posted by: traumakitty at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (OH9El)

707 Wasn't RBG crowing how glad she was Scalia was dead because of the Public Sector Union case?
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Not exactly no.

She said something like: can you imagine what would have happened. . . basically pointing out that her preferred policy outcome would have been thwarted otherwise. While at the same time saying they were best friends. She's just a lefty. They don't think right. Psychology, Ideology, Demonology whatever. They aren't all there. The space where the heart is supposed to be is filled with an agenda.

Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (8etWQ)

708
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that...
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)



Shut up.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (B67DV)

709 in real life, lots of people are stupid and, if not, they do stupid self destructive things.

like me.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (8yDg8)

710 Republicans File Lawsuit Over Tight Arizona Senate Race
========

Good!!

I wish WI had done the same with Walker. B/c it was very suspicious, and bcz it upset grammie.


Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (B6WO/)

711 697 Our motto is :"Keep Counting Until We Win!"
The Democrats

====

it beats the RNC's motto pre-trump "you can win if you will be our friends"

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (7J5t2)

712 We don't do cat-husbands or cat-wives, though.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)


Well, the male cat spends a lot more time on my husbands lap than I do. I went into the living room at one point and the male cat was on his lap (again) and the female cat was right beside him, but spouse hasn't suggested yet that he plans to leave me for either/both of them. That would put a damper on the weekend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)

713 670 #616. Sorry. I forgot about SW FL. It's Republican, and one of the fastest growing areas of the state.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (swJ7s)

And staying red - so far. Collier (Naples), Lee (Fort Myers/Cape Coral) & Charlotte Counties - almost 1.3 million people. This for the most part is where the sane Northerners come.

God, don't want to jinx us. Don't let the whack jobs from South(east) Fl know . . . we like us the way we are.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (MEgUr)

714
" I Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Workout. It Nearly Broke Me."

Oh, FFS. Of course, what should I expect from a soyNPC? nothing less. They can barely hold their fancy Starbucks lattes.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (1hM1d)

715 There's a bounty on those.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM

I'd kill them for free! One advantage of being in a cold climate is that the creepy crawlies are limited. We have some rattlers in southern MN bluff country but otherwise reptile free, except for libs. I loathe snakes. It's the only critter that gives me the heeby geebies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (WlPiF)

716 You guys are posting like crack monkeys again, aren't ya? Bcz I cannot keep up.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (B6WO/)

717 Artinisal:

What does #twoweeks mean??


Christopher Taylor:


Dude, Pitch Black was not the only Riddick movie. There's like two more, including one which was called CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK...

Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (q+HNC)

718 Ugh. Furries. Ugh.

Don't you remember the Furries for Hillary push?

I believe in fidelity and sacrificial love towards one's spouse. And divorce only in extreme circumstances (continued adultery, abuse, etc.) If I am ever blessed enough to be married, I plan to stick it out through good and rough times, Lord willing.

Are you also a billionaire gymnast gourmet cook masseuse with a yen for guys in their 50s with no money or prospects and poor health? Because then I'M YOUR MAN

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)

719 "Now, obviously, anyone can and should exercise, and it's great RBG "works out."

Ahhhhhh... I've seen the most recent photos of RGB; she's shrunken and frail-looking. And, she's taken to wearing heavy gloves in public (can't speak to her SCOTUS bench appearances. IMO, it's to cover the amount of blood work being done to monitor her health.

If she survives thru Trump's first term, it'll be out of pure stubbornness. Personally, if I were Trump's team, I'd be boning up on the options available to remove a incapacitated justice that's refusing to retire.

As to Ace's original point above, I'm guessing the RBG's "big workout" is mustering up a bowel movement, never mind her l33t ninja workout.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (W+kMI)

720 Wanting to be free of an unjust oligarch is not malicious or mean spirited in any way. If the owner of a boot in humanity's face suddenly drops dead, a feeling of relief and thankfulness is not hatred. It is not malicious.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (/qEW2)


The leftists have made RBG a tyrant who has forced us to live under laws we did not vote for. I'd prefer to hate some younger tyrant with an ugly mustache, but we don't always get to pick our tyrants.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (RmcIC)

721 710 Republicans File Lawsuit Over Tight Arizona Senate Race
========

What about us here in Florida? Help!!!!!

Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (MEgUr)

722 Democrats cheat. Like project cost " overruns", you gotta just assume it happens.

A serious question for you: why would we not?

Posted by: Dems at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (g0Lfb)

723 Forget about the 22 cat-husbands. NOOD!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (2sCft)

724 A creative way to suggest SoiBoi to kill himself might be to encourage him to try Sister Madonna Buder's* workout. OTOH, we all might die of lulz when he collapses within the first five minutes.

To be fair, the Iron Nun is in better shape than the soibois were even at their peak in high school, but it would still be hilarious.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (gu3bE)

725 Wasn't RBG crowing how glad she was Scalia was dead because of the Public Sector Union case?

I doubt it., That was a quote attributed to her perhaps or a misquote because she and Scalia were good friends and did things socially.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (AllCR)

726 I imagine RBG

has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably

installed during her hospital stint.

At taxpayer expense. We taxpayers who have difficulty with existing while she eats at our substance. Worthless spawn of Satan.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (u5LFV)


No obamacare for her! Just for the little people, making them bankrupt and stressed because now they cannot find or afford health care for their families.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (2I4LM)

727 She just needs to take the pill and die already.

Do y'all have any idea how much in medical services she is using that could go to illegal brown people?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (huES0)
======

Hey! That's my schtick!

Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (//voU)

728 So for Ruthie's 85th birthday, she says, "How about we go somewhere I've never been?"

I says, "How about the kitchen."

Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (Z9C5C)

729 Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/


Thanks; I will certainly add him to the prayer list. Does nobody know hoe to get in touch with him or they just haven't heard anything, because there seemed to be some suggestion that he was visiting his future wife's family abroad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (AllCR)



People have e-mailed him and gotten no response. People are just hoping he is abroad.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (B6WO/)

730 I thought the stories were Scalia and RBG were best of buds, use to play quarters for shots or something.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (T4oHT)

731 Florida Secy of State Kenneth W. Detzner is an FSU grad.

Posted by: China at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (r9UYA)

732 590 575 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK

The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)

He really INHABITS Riddick. He's very good, even if the script isn't always what it should be.

Have you played the tie-in game and seen the anime? They're pretty good, too.



Pitch Black was an underrated slice of SciFi. Very good movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (AvNhU)

733 Guess we're willowed, but did think this happened at her office so,
Workers Compensation!

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (T4oHT)

734 Indeed, thank you. I caught some of Shrill Hannity
on the way home and it sounded as though the Democrat Party's theft of
the Florida elections was near completion. Any analysis regarding
DeSantis?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (DTX3h)

DeSantis is a little less than 39,000 votes ahead.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (F/KeJ)

735 Point of fact:
Medical Professionals don't actually "Set" broken ribs. In fact they don't even bandage or wrap them anymore these days.

You just have to pill up and suffer it out.

Had three last year.
Still get a cramp there if I laugh too hard.

Posted by: PoliTech at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (lLzVq)

736 "Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues."

That is a BLATANT LIE. Cats don't eat your fingers and soft tissues.

They eat your nose and eyes first.

Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (QLUKD)

737 734 DeSantis is a little less than 39,000 votes ahead.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (F/KeJ)


Thanks. That's, what--7 or 8 Mercury Grand Marquis trunks' worth?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (DTX3h)

738 It was supposed to say 'Ruthie is a spinner'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8



Thanks Edwards, really Thanks!, now I can't stop the shuddering....

Posted by: The Chicken of depression at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (YBLgY)

739 Laugh all you want about RBG, but the folks who had Hillary in the Fall Down Pool are PISSED.

Posted by: Libertarian at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (4v54H)

740 Laughing all the way through this one Ace. And by laughing I meant my totally shredded ab workout that caused one Navy Seal to cry. And by Navy Seal I mean some gray faced soiboi NPC.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (Srutx)

741 Too many leftists are vegetarians; they don't have any spare ribs to donate.

Posted by: Libertarian at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (4v54H)

742 The organ donor crowd is rather suicidal. Shouldn't they instead dedicate themselves to studying law? The odds she'll still be alive in 6 more years aren't that great, but anyone healthy enough to think to donate their organs to her would keep her chugging along is likely to have decades of potential impact.

Posted by: DaveM at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (WWC3Y)

743 Look, when you send a rapist into the building, it makes us women a little nervous and unsteady on our feet.

Posted by: vrf at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (34e7d)

744 RBG is a rapist? Who knew?

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (gu3bE)

745 I wish WI had done the same with Walker. B/c it was very suspicious, and bcz it upset grammie.
-------------------------

If Walker had gotten only *500* more votes per county, he'd have aced the election.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Lurk at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (j3frD)

746 I'm thinking ribs for dinner, how bout it Ruth?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

747 TL;DR I'm sure it's already been said but when RBG kicks off the battle to replace her will make the Kavanaugh fight look like child's play.

Posted by: LGoPs at November 08, 2018 06:38 PM (ziurx)

748 My mother looked better embalmed than RBG's best day.

Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2018 06:43 PM (w7dYk)

749 The bad news is, it isn't serious.

Posted by: Nan at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (gC3e7)

750 Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)

RBG's too old for Prolong. I wonder what the Green Caste's Stabilization Sera would do for her

Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2018 07:12 PM (nw6G5)

751 You can't make up this shit: Liberals offer their organs to Ruth Bader Ginsburg so she can live long enough to 'outlast' Trump. https://t.co/EP6DsBNLwe

Posted by: SFCMAC at November 08, 2018 07:53 PM (05Blp)

752 >>>Rando Calrissian

great screenname.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 10:15 PM (PbpT7)

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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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