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Ruth Bader Ginsburg, The Fittest 85 Year Old Woman In the Universe, Falls Unexpectedly, Breaking Three Ribs
I think she's home now after having been briefly hospitalized.
What's amusing is that lefties don't know what to think of RBG any longer; they used to love making (stupid) memes about her, but then, when they realized Oh shit, we've gambled our juridical fortunes on the enduring health of a frail 85 year old spinster who naps more than a narcoleptic kitten, they started to panic. And then Their Pals in the Media tried to boost their spirits by endlessly talking up the SUPER HARD WORKOUT ROUTINE an 85 year old woman does to keep INCREDIBLY FIT. Now, obviously, anyone can and should exercise, and it's great RBG "works out." Healthy body healthy mind and all that. But honestly, wasn't the leftwing media laying it on just a little thick with these ludicrous testaments to Ginsburg's alleged Triathelete-level of fitness? Let's take a look back.. POLITICO: I Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Workout. It Nearly Broke Me. If you're wondering what a 20-something "man" who is "nearly broken" by an 85 year old woman's "pumping iron" regimen might look like, well, pretty much what you'd expect xim to look like. You can also click the link to see this soybean get REKT by a "workout" routine designed for someone born before Hitler became chancellor of Germany. BUSINESS INSIDER: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been on the Supreme Court for 25 years today -- here's the workout she uses to stay on top of her game The workout consists mainly of Step exercises, then throwing yourself on to the ground with great force. NBC "NEWS:" Why Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the workout inspiration we all needThe 85-year-old Supreme Court Justice isn't leaving the bench anytime soon -- and maintaining her physical fitness keeps her on top of her game. The partisan propaganda outfit Washington Post tried to reassure its nervous leftwing cuck readers that an 85 year old was really in super-duper shape with this Vox-like "explainer" video. I like how this video ends, telling us that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is important, "because it's something we can all do." Why yes, we all can do it. Literally. Except for little babies, and soybean feature writers. ABC "NEWS:" "The longtime personal trainer of the Supreme Court Justice -- who gained the nickname "The Notorious R.B.G." -- shared secrets in October for how the 85-year-old stays physically strong every day as she interprets the Constitution." GAINNZZZ. They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg. But don't worry about RBG -- leftists have her back. The people who endlessly tell us how much they Fucking Love Science think that the correct medical treatment for broken ribs is a rib transplant, and are offering up their own ribs:
Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg https://t.co/4luYCzQcRB
— The Washington Times (@WashTimes) November 8, 2018
Yes, lefties who rilly rilly rilly Luv Da Science, the accepted medical treatment for broken ribs is not to set them and let them mend on their own, but to perform an invasive operation during which the patient's chest cavity is cut open and the broken ribs replaced by spares collected from donors, who are probably unhealthy, overweight blue-haired women of dubious gender conformity and whose bones contain the genes that predict Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.
Somebody check in on the Vox reporter who couldn’t handle RBG’s “strenuous” workout last year. https://t.co/4MHAaKZpdq
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) November 8, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:26 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:27 PM (T8NZa)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (U7k5w)
Really...
Posted by: G. Reaper at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Way worse. Besides the ribs healing, you'd have healing from surgery.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (huES0)
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (sFt66)
When they offered Slick BJs to be able to keep killing their babies, we shouldn't be surprised at this lunacy.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (0z3fE)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
LOL
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (8TrcO)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (14qvS)
But leftists claiming she's in peak condition? It's a lie, but for shat purpose? Why, to allege the President had her murdered of course.
Gird your loins.
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (6rFB/)
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (I2dne)
meow!
Posted by: little kittie with broken ribs at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (UsCnO)
In 2000, a friend who's a DC lawyer (with the gummint) and on our side said she was the most dangerous, by far. "She's evil and she's very smart." I don't expect the old brain is buzzing like that anymore, but the first part holds.
Don't get me wrong. I wish her a long and happy retirement.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
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Crazy talk!!
Posted by: 78 Year Old Nancy Pelosi at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (QBoRM)
Do y'all have any idea how much in medical services she is using that could go to illegal brown people?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (huES0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8tNRg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)
These geniuses, who have NO clue how the government works, are going to find out that their blue piss-puddle that gave them back the House has no impact on the coming decisions, and they will LOSE IT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (AzW6q)
Feminists offer ribs, organs for hospitalized Ruth Bader Ginsburg
The hospital should accept all those who volunteered. Can't have enough of those things stockpiled.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (wJ+c3)
To put the condition in the vernacular, her bones are about as strong as rotten old pieces of wood. Literally, she's rotting away from the inside out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (sFt66)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (T8NZa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (8ikIW)
Yeah, like not being able to find their polling station.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM
Be glad you can't see the tail.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM)
come on
at least make your hero worship sound plausible
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (C8eOe)
She shoved this "I'm so fit" crap in our faces.
The timing....
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Ben Dreckinger at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (vtcmf)
Yep, particularly because of the risk of infection as well as graft rejection. And the immune system of an 85-year-old is weaker than that of a younger adult.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (f687A)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)
They're just very tiny!
Posted by: NC Ref at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (nmwc5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (T8NZa)
Oh sure, ruin Asherah worship for everyone with THAT image.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
That said. . . . . .
Well, Mom said if you can't say something nice - hell guys, you know
Why would any news outlet believe we trust them after the BS *stories* they puke out? Honestly, do they even believe their own horseshit?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM
You do not want to know what Lena Dunham offered.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (f687A)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (ONtuT)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: This is Not CNN at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (hjaPQ)
Though it does seem to me that someone should have a
photoshop of Ginsberg Glasses atop the flaming skull ready to go just
in case.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2018 03:43 PM (kOpft)
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https://tinyurl.com/yaakj8ea
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
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I don't recall them pushing that too much, as Felonia is the same age.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (LNw+N)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: FDA at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (L/iaS)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (sFt66)
Those have to be worse than Kansas City Ribs!
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (sFt66)
you have to try the dry rub before smoking. it locks the flavor in...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (fqUgw)
I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)
And yes that happens a whole lot more often than anyone wants to think that it does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)
++++++++++++
Or the immediate opportunity for crisis has passed and they want her out of the germ zone to help reduce risk of pneumonia. I imagine RBG has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably installed during her hospital stint.
If I were rich and/or influential, I'd want out of the disease zone the moment I wasn't at risk for crisis. Most people don't have that flexibility but I suspect she does.
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (TUU1F)
LOL
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (2I4LM)
They just sew another dude's dick on there, I think.
Posted by: John W. Bobbett at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (sFt66)
Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)
Science! has proven that cats understand us they just DGAF.
I doubt if more cats or marrying them solves that.
Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (FhXTo)
My wife's aunt (who was 92 at the time) broke her hip while doing some sort of rehab exercise. She has not walked since then (she is now 97).
Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (HLTe
Sorry, that was a typo. It was supposed to say 'Ruthie is a spinner'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (wJ+c3)
But to be fair, her work-out regiment was probably tougher than Obama's.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I read that as a life ending injection.
Paging Doctor Kavorkian!!!
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)
522 The previous two Ace post were superb. Thank you, Ace.
I go even further. As I said this morning, I think even Tucker himself has been too easy on these shits, at least the ones who are semi-regular guests on Fox. ALL conservative media types have to break bad on their defenders, who are many, until they can slink back to Chappaqua and worship Shelob like the the little soulless toadies they are.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:25 PM (59GGI)
I know people think I"m nuts here, but even genuine conservatives' response to this has been all words. If there is no line these bastards can cross, which is too far, then what use are they.
(And, BTW, I seem to get accused on alternate threads of being a loonie fanatic, and being a cuck. So be it. Probably means I'm a good Aristotelian, which is my goal.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (59GGI)
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yeah, one of the first original super groups, including members of dongalong, morphine, and 21 cat husbands
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Ttdys)
I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than anything else.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)
10 pound dumbbells!!! Lol, even I manage heavier weights.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: B. O'Buttfuck at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (0N0JL)
Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (Ttdys)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G
+++++++++
I was emphasizing more the "crazy" part than the "old" part. They couldn't play age card because Hill-dog - but the did play (and continue to play) the crazy card.
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (I2dne)
someone Nood RBG'd
Doc probably had to tape up her ribs but that's no reason for us to suffer.
Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (FhXTo)
Uh, no. Pix of her in the last few years show her sleeping while the other jurists are looking on. She was being interviewed on stage recently and forgot which of the amendments she wanted to refer to. No worries, the SJWs in the audience yelled it out to her.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:36 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM
Types, deletes, types,,,deletes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (LNw+N)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (gmo/4)
Ace, reading that got me funny looks at work. I made noises.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (XELll)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)
++++++++++++
Or the immediate opportunity for crisis has passed and they want her
out of the germ zone to help reduce risk of pneumonia. I imagine RBG
has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably
installed during her hospital stint.
If I were rich and/or influential, I'd want out of the disease zone
the moment I wasn't at risk for crisis. Most people don't have that
flexibility but I suspect she does.
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM
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See my #68 above.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (JUOKG)
The Paolo. He is willing to do this for the Green Card.
Yes?
Posted by: Paolo at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (sFt66)
And her children must be having a hard time. It's difficult to see parents fading and having worked with a lot of seniors when they're frail and break bones it's a slide down. I do remember that Scalia was a good friend of hers so I think the contention that some people make that she "hated the US" is not a given
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (AllCR)
Harry Reid loaned her his exercise machine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (3C9q2)
Speaking of old ladies, a neighbor lady, 92, has apparently just flipped her lid. 'Miss June" we call her. He husband died a little over a year ago.
Her daughter-in-law went over there earlier this afternoon and smelled something awful, a burning smell.
Well, Miss June had flipped up an eye on the electric stove, poured dry cat food underneath, then flipped the eye back down at turned it on. High.
So, today is likely Miss June's last day at home.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (f1Vqw)
And I understand that Wiccans are doing witch shit on her behalf.
Oh woe!
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
Old bitch should have been impeached long ago. She referenced other than the Constitution for some homo decisions.
I would also add she was approved by the GOP.
Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Hitlery at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (0N0JL)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ
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Well, that's the problem, isn't it? She shoulkd have retired before Obama left office.. but she and all the other libtards thought Hillary was a shoe-in, so no need.. Hahahaha
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (so+oy)
Please realize your situation, RBG, and just retire and enjoy the rest of your days. There is a lot of amazing stuff outside of the DC Beltway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (T8NZa)
Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (pqc4s)
I do feel for her, tho. Ouch! That would be empathy, which comes normally to normies.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (0z3fE)
106 I don't recall them pushing that too much, as Felonia is the same age.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:33 PM (I16G
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True.
They did that with McCain though.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (f687A)
Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)
I'm Gonna Git' You Sucka
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (r9UYA)
Does the homopath lead through Dupont Circle?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (RD7QR)
I am still convinced that he got roughed up by either one of his Nevada gangster goons or his wife.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (oiNtH)
then that tape leaked of him with his 10 pound dumbbells
Posted by: brak at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (VckGX)
I'd say most of the people offering ribs are females looking for a Kardashian style hourglass figure. Which is infinitely easier with fewer ribs. I suspect Kim uses a waist cinch 24/7.
Which actually isn't bad. Some consider it 'cheating'.
* tightens waist cinch and measures 32" (male) waist again *
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (UnA8+)
Never again. That old lady is an ANIMAL! I'm just glad she went into law and passed up all the Major League contracts she was offered back in '37.
Posted by: Barry Bonds at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (KEr/t)
maybe the can do a laparoscopic j b weld implant.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (B6WO/)
My goodness these people are dumbshits.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)
I think the garlic would drive her off. Vampires are allergic to garlic.
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (f687A)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (LNw+N)
..........
Well, you see... the leg bone connected to de hip bone
de hip bone connected to de back bone
de backbone connected to de rib bone
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr)
But to be fair, her work-out regiment was probably tougher than Obama's.
Posted by: JoeF
His right hand was ripped.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
Actually, that workout was super easy, barely even an inconvenience.
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ben Dreckinger at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (vtcmf)
but then she broke three ribs doing her kegel exercises, so, maybe cut back at age 84.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (Cus5s)
/s
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (AvNhU)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
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I do - when I'm not wearing my pantsuit t-shirt.
Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (LsBY9)
I mean, yeah they'll be murdering Honduran infants for stem cells to inject into her directly and so on, but... not a good sign.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Glenn John
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Well, she's a lucky one. Most her age die with in months of a hip fracture.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (C8eOe)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: Dry Rub Ribs at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (Ttdys)
Grats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)
139 * tightens waist cinch and measures 32" (male) waist again *
if i cinched my waist down to 32 inches, i'd look like someone was trying to make a baloon animal out of me.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (NmR1a)
Actually, that workout was super easy, barely even an inconvenience.
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo
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Dude! You're attacking my favorite YouTuber!!!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (PbpT7)
No. They connect the transplanted ribs on the elbows. Doesn't really hurt much, at all. Makes it a bit difficult to get through doors, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DaveM at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (WWC3Y)
will be fun to watch the commies panic as they realize a SC with another Trump nominee will not look kindly upon their attempts to jam Trump with subpoenas and lower courts trying to obstruct the Presidents authority. Commie panic and fear. I can hardly wait.
Christmas comes early.
Posted by: Waiting Expectantly at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (KnCGv)
Posted by: Chris Rock at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (f687A)
Aw heck, now I wanna see that movie.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (TUU1F)
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I remember when Dupont Circle was a great place to meet chicks. Then things went swish.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)
I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,
I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,
I want my Bader back riiibbssss
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:40 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: JoeF
His right hand was ripped.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
No, Obama is not a 'ron.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (QBoRM)
+++++++++++
Wasn't it the same MSM who said Trump, at 70, was crazy too old to be in gov't?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
Those were conservative Republican men. Liberal Democrat women, as we all know, can power through.
(I confess if I were to place a bet, it'd be 50/50 on whether RBG outlives Hillary. Unless Clinton is so foul that Satan doesn't want her polluting Hell. And that is a possibility.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)
Oooh, ooh, I love those.
Now pitch 'Bad Times at the El Royale'!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)
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There really isn't much you can do for fractured ribs.. silly to keep her hospitalized.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (so+oy)
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Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?
Posted by: just kidding at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (C8eOe)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (9m9TT)
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What she needs is a balsam specific!
Posted by: Grandma Bouvier at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (7i2Ri)
Not sure how, but CNN will figure it out soon.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM
She's home with 24/7 care. She won't be able to get out of bed, piss, crap, or anything for weeks. Meanwhile the fluids in the lungs are gonna build up, get nasty, and she'll be back in the ER again.
Her home health care aides need to keep an ambulance # on speed dial. Stick a fork in her. She's done.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:41 PM (f687A)
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I've heard that he wants to. He will be sorely missed. One of the smartest men on earth, and a genuinely nice person.
It will be nearly impossible to replace him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: dlsada at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (6pPTB)
Speaking of which...have you been able to start either exercising or IF again?
Yes, I'm shameless about taking opportunities to ask you this. Not wanting to be annoying, but to be encouraging. Would love someone reminding me frequently too.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (B6WO/)
Of course, they LOVED it when Bill Clinton jogged in his short shorts!
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)
and old Mollie Hemingway piece on The Federalist.
2014
She's all about the Eugenics.
Michael Gerson was also deeply worried by the Bazelon interview of Ginsburg. He pointed out how clearly Ginsburg was calling for certain "populations" to be reduced and reminded readers of something many in the media aren't so concerned about -- the dignity of all humans, regardless of their socioeconomic status.
She said: It is estimated that the Hyde Amendment limiting Medicaid abortions has saved 1 million lives since its passage in 1976 -- some, no doubt, became criminals and some, perhaps, lawyers and judges. It is a defining question for modern liberalism: Are these men and women "populations that we don't want to have too many of" or are they citizens worthy of justice and capable of contribution?
Tell me more Workout Queen.
The elite have families, and the poor cannot afford them anymore. Attrition is hurting our country.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (2I4LM)
Farming 'em one at a time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++
Sounds more like you're harvesting them...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (I2dne)
I want my Bader back Bader back Bader back,
I want my Bader back riiibbssss
I'm dying!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (f687A)
I'd love one of the super Science libs to explain to me how a fucking BONE TRANSPLANT is supposed to work.
They have those blue pills now for that.
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Hitlery at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (0N0JL)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (wm53o)
__________________
I was reading an article the other day that said that a medical study had found that any fall for an over-80 that resulted in a broken bone significantly reduced life expectancy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (sFt66)
178 I think she's home now after having been briefly hospitalized.
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There really isn't much you can do for fractured ribs.. silly to keep her hospitalized.
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Its a grin an bear recovery. Nice to have a comfy chair that reclines. No need to move to a bed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (2LelM)
Exsanguination city.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (e1q4h)
My wife's aunt (who was 92 at the time) broke her hip while doing
some sort of rehab exercise. She has not walked since then (she is now
97).
Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (LilNs)
Good on her! That is a devastating injury, and can be very bad news for an older person. My dad broke a hip falling hard on some ice at 72. It was a very long, tough recovery but he made it, although he could not walk as well. Then, a year later he falls and breaks the other one. That one nearly killed him. But he made it somehow and is back on his feet, although he's lost the ability to walk very far or fast.
Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (8tNRg)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (tGSHk)
I have had at least one older friend who I absolutely know died that way - and more that I suspect. Doctors never like to admit that they sometimes kill their patients, but it happens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Bunch of vegan feminitwits rally to get "a rib for Ruth".
Then the Tony Roma's delivery pulls up...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (AM1GF)
Truthfully, she needs to cut back. It tuckers her out so much that she sleeps and recovers during the arguments phase of her daily routine. Some might suggest that REM sleep is productive, but not while actual litigation is proceeding before you.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Caitlyn Bruce Jenner.
No Supreme Court can be respectable without a Kardashian on it.
Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (F2vOa)
Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)
then that tape leaked of him with his 10 pound dumbbells
Posted by: brak
TFG had trouble just navigating a bike and an umbrella not to mention he threw a ball like a 10 year old girl.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (oiNtH)
https://bit.ly/2OxzoUv
Does that look like a woman who is well? She's wearing freaking gloves, not dainty ladylike silk gloves, but winter gloves indoors in Washington DC in a room full of people and hot lights.
Yeah. She's completely and totally well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Soy Based Sort Of Man at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (LNw+N)
Meanwhile, back when George W. Bush was president, the media made fun of
his exercise regimen, suggesting that it was "weird" that someone would
care so much about biking, running and fitness.
Of course, they LOVED it when Bill Clinton jogged in his short shorts!
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)
Sure - jogged his way to a McDonalds where he loaded up on Big Macs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 04:32 PM (72PAC)
They had to let her go home. She must lie in the soil she was buried in each day if she is to rise and hunt each night.
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (gmo/4)
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Poetry, right there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (tGSHk)
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5-3
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (ILhhk)
Jogged straight to McDonalds .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (A6Xv7)
Scott still ends up with a 6K lead. That generates a recount, which is already going to happen. That then brings in all the undercounts from the panhandle. Broward won't get any more votes after shooting their wad on this silliness.
So we will be biting our nails, but Scott will end up the winner.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)
This is pretty much my personal mantra anymore!
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ILhhk)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bML9A)
Yeah, the problem with getting old is that even if your mind is sharp, its not sharp for as long. You know how after several long days of hard work you have a hard time concentrating and even remembering your own damned name? The older you get, the less work and time it takes to reach that point. A normal day for a 30 year old causes the elderly to become very weary and weak.
That's why you retire. Not because you cannot technically do the job any longer, but because you cannot keep it up at a level the job requires for as long and as well.
And also there's the problem of fitness and incidents like this. The weaker and more tired you get, the more likely you are to make mistakes and have accidents. I know this all too well. And when you're 85, no exercise regimen on earth will let you bounce back and keep going like you used to.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (37IEG)
Would spew tube take it down cause its violence toward women or keep it up because of the left's belief that Trump musta caused RBG's broken ribs?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (wm53o)
People savor the BeeGees?
Or am I mis-spelling blow job?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)
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How much can be left in the first place?
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (G0vdT)
I never thought Cat-22 was that great of a book.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (TAmPV)
embrace the healing power of "and"
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: WisRich
YOU SAY THAT AS IF SHE HAS MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER...
Posted by: Skeletal dude what sounds like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (ffWPP)
No, but they will. Something like old Ruth was so upset when Trump revoked Acosta's press pass that she was walking to he library to look up legal precedents to get it reinstated but, being in such a hurry, she tripped over the toe of her fuzzy slippers which she really didn't have time to shove on her knarled feet because Trump.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (jm1YL)
Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
C'mon Ruthie. Do the right thing.
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: arminius at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (382aI)
I know it's the least important crap, but the press's dick sucking
of Obama's non existence athletic ability aggravated me more than
anything else.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM (A6Xv7)
I seriously doubt that RBG was completing RBG's workout.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (Z216Q)
After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)
I thought this was an actual press release for a second there.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: China at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (1IB8I)
I intend to die at 85 with a bullet in my ass and a smile on my face.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (IUw1J)
Posted by: G. R. Imreaper at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (LNw+N)
As they say, hospitals really aren't the place for sick people. Maybe really, really sick people, but it's not a healthy environment.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (ctuyM)
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Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?
Posted by: just kidding
Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AvNhU)
After all, it really is "her" chair, and Democrats would be so grateful for our magnanimous courtesy that they would probably agree to suspend impeachment of that disturbing Orange Growth in the White House until the new year. That would enable us to celebrate Christmas joyfully and undisturbed.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Senator Civil at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (Z216Q)
I thought this was an actual press release for a second there.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
It has the stank of reality, doesn't it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
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I'm guessing so. As any Doc will tell you, hospitals are great places to get sick. Community Acquired Pneumonia is a real thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G8)
https://bit.ly/2OxzoUv
Heh. The look on Thomas' face is one of, "I just ripped off a one cheek sneak SBD and am gonna point at RBG"
HEE HEEE
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: alexthechick
Empress, have you seen Bing's homepage?
Manatees.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (huES0)
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Wait. . . Do you think this is why CNN is desperate that the caravan be permitted into the US?
Posted by: just kidding
Wasn't this sort of the 'plot' line for "Freejack"?? Or am I the only one who will admit that I actually watched this movie?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AvNhU)
Mick Jagger's best role
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)
There was a case in 2015 of a cancer patient in Spain who was given a 3-D-printed titanium rib cage, so I suppose RBG could be given a metal prosthesis of this type.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (3C9q2)
PP has plenty.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2018 04:28 PM (T8NZa)
Ouch
Posted by: clutch at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (V8vlj)
Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)
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I almost forgot this. When she was selling those back in 2016, I fixed her design for accuracy:
https://tinyurl.com/yc4djhag
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q)
I intend to die at 85 with a bullet in my ass and a smile on my face.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:45 PM (FTlwv)
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New York Times reported it?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (QBoRM)
It was kind of an underlying racism: Black Man Good At Sports. The lies about his incompetence in every physical activity and his wife's fashion sense and looks were just intolerable. Its like being told by a proud parent how smart their knuckle-dragging mongoloid child is. Just go away before I smack you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)
My favorite character was Snowball, the Bombardier.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (sFt66)
And his golf swing was funnier than all of those put together ... and he played golf every friggin day.
Remember when he was showing off for the kids at the White House and went 1 for 23 in jump shots. Not even three-pointers. The evening news ran footage of his 1 basket. LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (KEr/t)
You know what else we can all do? We can all vote Yes/No, Innocent/Guilty on court cases according to our ideological or emotional preference, and on nothing else.
And now that political principles pass for legal justifications as per the 9th circuit, we could all write the summary opinions as well, without the need to paper it over with legal jargon in order to make it sound legitimate.
Why is "law" made out to be so difficult. Even Occasional-Cortex could do it as well as her spirit sister Sotomayor.
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (ffWPP)
Must. Affirm. Narrative. Damn. Reality!
My dad, who is 85, was up until last year, skied 2-3 weekends during the winter (Vail pass) - black diamonds. He wore a helmet and wasn't aggressive, but still: agile and fit.
Spare me the RGB workout worship!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (W+vEI)
Next thing you'll tell me, I bet, is that Obama isn't hetrosexual. How many 'triggerings' can a guy take and still survive?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (nFwvY)
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Wouldn't be surprised if she had strong views, plans even, regarding euthanasia.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (Ts2qT)
I want my babybackbabybackbabyback...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
When I get to 85, I will prove otherwise.
Posted by: Tom Brady at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (V6Q2+)
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.
This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
I imagine she's great in the sack. Jersey girl and all that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (f687A)
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (wm53o)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (ffWPP)
As told in "The Smear," people usually aren't targeted unless they're effective. I'm going to start watching @TuckerCarlson to see what he's doing that so worries them. They're in essence saying: he's making a difference. If it weren't so ugly, it would be a compliment.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: irright at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (pMGkg)
Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
Well half black. Half commie bastard.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.
This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
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WAR!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (QBoRM)
We have actual physicians commenting here so this is just me talking out of my nether regions but I don't think there's very much they can do for broken ribs other than bandage you up and give you pain meds and that thing to blow into to prevent pneumonia. And you can use those things at home as well as in a hospital.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Sadly, I saw that in the theater. I don't honestly remember very many details except that it was so awful I wanted my money back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (9CpgS)
Bet that was a big seller. May explain why it was all over the media...the stories about her workout.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Cibolo Creek Ranch, Big Bend Texas at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (BXMxN)
Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
His Mom's fault.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (AvNhU)
My favorite character was Snowball, the Bombardier.
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It was a very good book. The movie, not so much. Then it was followed by 'Something Happened' which sucked balls.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: This is CNN at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM
Totally wrong. The idea of selling Uranium to our enemy the Russians? Inspired by that book.
You're deplorable.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (URwyc)
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I think God has the final say & falling for Elderly is a death rattle
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (+om3e)
tough call
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: The Guy in the Photo at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (/qEW2)
Official call: Out of bounds.
Penalty: no soup for You!
Posted by: Soup Nazi at November 08, 2018 04:49 PM (UsCnO)
*
I can think of a no more nobler way to go!
Posted by: Allysa Milano at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)
Empress, have you seen Bing's homepage?
Manatees.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:46 PM (huES0)
Yes! Because Bing is good and wonderful and wants me to have nice things.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
It's often the beginning of the end when the elderly start falling. I can't tell you how many times the rapid decline of an older person started with a fall.
My mother started falling like this -- they got her some therapy which actually helped -- working on balance problems. I was skeptical it would help, but it did.
When the elderly start falling, it's time to intervene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Complete camp, Jagger overacted, and I actually liked it. I know it's a bad film, but I enjoyed it. Like Vin Diesel's XXX, I watch it every time it's on.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (f687A)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:34 PM
Those 5 lb. dumbbells don't curl themselves, son.
Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp David.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (ctuyM)
It's how these people will end up playing it. They fucked up BIG TIME.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (4ErVI)
Or am I mis-spelling blow job?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK
I think they are a grammie winger favorite.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Agency Cooper at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (8tNRg)
LOL
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg
Get out the Robitussion
Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (0OmEj)
Let's just say that President Obama defied every stereotype about a black man's natural athletic gifts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (39g3+)
Don't forget bowling. And the sissy probably used a 9 lb ball.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (LNw+N)
Yeah but my guess is he didn't look like a baby bird someone had crumpled up in their fist, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (TUU1F)
Geez.
Now google images of RBG tattoos women get.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Pee Wee Bader Ginsburg at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (KEr/t)
____________
Yeah, I wondered that too. At 80, most people are already past their expected expiration date. But it said even elderly people who were in very good health before the falls experienced declines and deaths at relatively high rates afterwards.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (fqUgw)
So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)
Her clerks have already been doing that for years.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (CQ3Qb)
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that...
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
You know who else was a person...?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (1IB8I)
Yes. Plus, she has the money to have in home help.
Additionally, she is in more danger in the hospital with all the superbugs floating around. She could catch something worse.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)
162 simplemind
Her older sister turns 100 in February -she has lived thru
mastectomy, broken hip, neck surgery at 94 (from a car accident -she was still driving until 93) and some other stuff
I cannot remember.
Posted by: Glenn John at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Fat Bastard at November 08, 2018 04:51 PM (9X624)
You know a couple of years ago I would have agreed with you but after the wishcasting by the left as to PDT's well being and the utter nastiness directed at his wife and children I've gotten to the point where decided I'm tired of being "better than they are"'.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (jm1YL)
ribs keep people from taking those deep breaths and doesn't that in turn
often cause lung problems like pneumonia to set in? And isn't that why
these types of cases often do not emerge from the hospital alive?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM
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Yes and lung infections are commonplace in hospitals. My wife had to do those breathing treatments after complications form her hysterectomy kept her in the hospital. You can't do those breathing treatments with broken ribs.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (dNzKv)
That would be the PERFECT rumor to float amongst the invaders, but unfortunately, there aren't many babies/mamacitas in that bunch, only fighting-age young mins.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (tGSHk)
Yeah. She's completely and totally well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (mf5HN)
+++++++++++
Especially with the contrast to an old but apparently robust Clarence Thomas. Night and day difference between them in that picture.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (I2dne)
All right, I'll go with this. Are you thinking she dispenses with the old "opinion" writing method and just does the thumbs-down approach, or are you thinking RBG will let Cindy McVain and her PR agent write all her decisions?
Given the age of our political leaders, there could be a great business here in outsourcing government functions. Maybe to India or the Philippines, like everything else.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: WisRich
YOU SAY THAT AS IF SHE HAS MUCH CHOICE IN THE MATTER...
Posted by: Skeletal dude what sounds like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 04:44 PM (AM1GF)
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She does. As far as I can tell, along as she is alive, even on life support, their is no mechanism to remove her from the bench. Chief Justice can ask her to step down but she can politely decline.
Far as I can tell, the Lib's can keep her on life support until there's a Democrat President.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (FTlwv)
Or am I mis-spelling blow job?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK
I think they are a grammie winger favorite.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (A6Xv7)
Grammie, noooooo
(I do like the funky bass beat on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. But that's as far as I'll go)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)
Dying Alone With Your 22 Cat-Husbands Who Then Proceed to Eat Your Fingers and Soft Tissues.
*
I can think of a no more nobler way to go!
Posted by: Allysa Milano at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)
Dulce et decorum est pro ea mori feles
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (WaxcS)
THAT made me LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (8iiMU)
Oh fuck I just fell down the stairs aga--
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (PbpT7)
Who did it first... Michael at the Dunder-Miffland Blue-White Scrimmage or Obama at the PR Snafu?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (6eEQ+)
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I think God has the final say & falling for Elderly is a death rattle
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Would you be surprised if she didn't make it through the weekend at home? Would you be suspicious?
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn8)
Posted by: Goober
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Point taken Goober but she has cheered the deaths of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of babies. May she burn in hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (9rIkM)
he also scored 18 holes in one the first time he played golf. and it was a 9-hold course.
oh, wait; i might have confused him with kim il-sung.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (NmR1a)
I will give her the respect of being a human being which is more than the unborn get from women like RBG.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anchovy at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (B3kya)
Yeah its a soup of disease. But I'm sure she has a staff of physicians and they've basically turned her home into a medical facility if they hadn't already done so. You have to very closely monitor the elderly when they suffer this kind of trauma. Especially if, as rumor has it, her cancer has flared up again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)
I am still convinced that he got roughed up by either one of his Nevada gangster goons or his wife.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:38 PM (oiNtH)
+++
I think I remember that his story changed - first he said the bands were in the bathroom and then in the retelling he said they were in the bedroom, or somewhere else.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (dI3/S)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (pNxlR)
So we will be biting our nails, but Scott will end up the winner.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)
Thanks for this analysis. I've been stressing about this situation all day. It's beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (ILhhk)
It's Chinatown Jake.
This is why I skipped Ace the week after McCain died.
Will do the same for Ruth.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++
It's what the communists always did. The leader is always strong like bull! Mao took a public swim at some advanced age (in his 80s, I think). Statists worship their state leaders and they are always strong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (LNw+N)
Posted by: TexasJew at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (J0xkM)
Posted by: Chief Justice Time at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.
=====
Screw you guys. I drove a tank.
Posted by: Dukaka at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (C8eOe)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (gmo/4)
So is she going to start issuing SCOUS rulings the way McCain voted after he was unofficially died?
All
right, I'll go with this. Are you thinking she dispenses with the old
"opinion" writing method and just does the thumbs-down approach, or are
you thinking RBG will let Cindy McVain and her PR agent write all her
decisions?
Given the age of our political leaders, there could
be a great business here in outsourcing government functions. Maybe to
India or the Philippines, like everything else.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 04:52 PM (Z216Q)
I was thinking ghost writer!
You know, a scholar of high virtue and high Constitutional learnin, like...Barack Obama!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG)
Complete camp, Jagger overacted, and I actually liked it. I know it's a bad film, but I enjoyed it. Like Vin Diesel's XXX, I watch it every time it's on.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Heh!! I agree. (well, replace "XXX" with "Harley Davidson & The Marlboro Man").
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (AvNhU)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (bUjCl)
Will do the same for Ruth.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (B6WO/)
We'll miss ya. Don't stay gone, long.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (a0IVu)
I can think of hundreds of thousands of little ones who didn't have any say about becoming a person.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (jm1YL)
The press did the same thing for Jean-Francois Kerry: remember those photos of him flinching while trying to catch a football, not to mention his nifty spandex water-skiing outfit and his bouncing the opening pitch from the base of the mound at a Red Sox game??
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (3C9q2)
feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it
doesn't bode well for their future. Generally it signals mere months
left to live. It's kind of the "canary in a coal mine" for a serious
downturn in health.
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that.
This isn't a thing to celebrate imho.
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
No, it really isn't. I would not want to see her suffer. I would like to see her recover, and retire, and enjoy what she has left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (87EdW)
Like they can't heal and the strain and die in a few weeks.
Yeah.
Just in time for our bigly new Senate...
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (TN1P5)
I will give her the respect of being a human being which is more than the unborn get from women like RBG.
...
I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (dNzKv)
Worth repeating --
482
RBG will just be another corpse in the Clinton body count.
Coulda, shoulda, woulda won Hillz -- but you sucked as a candidate.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pNxlR)
Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (A6Xv7)
my manly manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly
Camp David.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
John Kerry, reporting for windsurfing duty.
=====
Screw you guys. I drove a tank.
Posted by: Dukaka at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (C8eOe)
Screw you all to hell. I fought off a scuba bunny!
Posted by: James Earl Carter at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (AvNhU)
Okay ... it was kind of silly-funny before but now you've just gone too far.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (v9J1p)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ox27pp
Posted by: sOME mORON at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (FKGDn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
A decent person would retire when it becomes painfully obvious that they can no longer do their job. Falling asleep during her job should have been evidence she needed to step down.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (1IB8I)
RGB's very fragile, you see.
Would fall dead were she struck by a bee
Or a dandelion's puff
Or a loud doggie's "ruff!"
Or straining too hard when she pees.
Posted by: naturafake at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (9X624)
Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)
That reminded me of the old horror movie "The Brain that Wouldn't Die".
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (bUjCl)
In Soviet Russia, physical shape primes you!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (7A6l6)
Will do the same for Ruth.
Posted by: platypus,
...
you know, in fact, there was barely even a post about the McCain Funeral Tour 2018-2019, even when they began adding dates in Sheboygan and Hershey, PA.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (PbpT7)
I would never joke about it, and I wish her a speedy recovery, and I hope she does well at the Crossfit Games.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)
happened to my great grandmother, fell off something she shouldn't have been on cleaning something high up. She broker her hip. Was never the same, but lived to 95 regardless.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)
Exactly this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (mf5HN)
Have you ever tried Elmer's spicy rib sauce?
mmmm good. You don't even need ribs.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (pw+jk)
JOSEPH! How many times have I told you not to dip your fingers in the sauce and lick them off! It's like when you take hits off the whip cream cans!Disgusting! Now wash up for dinner!
Posted by: Biden's mom at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (LNw+N)
For all the idolizing the statists do to RGB, apart from voting exclusively Left, has she authored any significant opinions while on SCOTUS?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (pNxlR)
they're allowed to count the votes." I said they are not counting the votes, but casting them as we speak. I also told him about Rubio's tweet that the county supervisors of elections are supposed to turn in the # of votes cast - not how many voted for Scott, DeSantis, Gillum, etc - within 30 minutes, and it's almost 48 hours later and this Spikes hag in Broward County REFUSES to say how many votes have been cast in the county, including early votes and absentee. I asked that someone investigate this, and if it's true, she needs to be arrested. I asked if any one from the state Division of Elections office is in Broward watching this mess; he said he didn't know. I asked, well can you find out? He came back, well there SHOULD be someone there. WHAT?? I asked who. He left me on hold again and came back and said, "No one here knows." He said do you want to talk to the General Counsel's office? I asked if there would be anyone there to take my call. He left me on hold AGAIN, came back & said "I don't know, but you can leave a message if they're not." "When will they get back to me? Today?" "I don't know, maybe tomorrow." I said "Tomorrow may be too late; they're already well on their way to invalidating the Secretary of Agriculture results." So I left a message, futile as it may be.
Sorry for the run-on sentences and paragraphs. I am STEAMED.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)
Fair. Also, I love Marton Csokas in everything.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (f687A)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...
Posted by: kraken
I hope she does well at the Hunger Games.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (huES0)
Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (WVn9a)
Don't count out the old farts. Way back when, the recreation director of our base in Egypt was a minor legend in the Army spec ops community, Herb Brav. Dood was a serious badass, seeing combat in WWII (including running guns and explosives to the Norwegian resistance while with the OSS), Korea and Vietnam before he retired from active duty.
When I knew him in 1990, he was 69 years old, a ropy old dude who swam several miles in the Red Sea every day for his morning exercise. He had this thing he used to call "The Monkey-Strong Workout" which used just your own body weight. Most of us 20-something soldiers tried to hang with him during the workout, and failed. That man was a machine.
He was also kind of insane. But in a good way.
He'd walk around the base muttering to himself about monkeys "monkeys..... monkeys.... if you wanna be strong, watch the monkeys...." His favorite saying was "Some things are easy. Other things are even easier."
Needless to say, us infantry troops loved him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (veoSD)
Science, bitches!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: hepcat at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (5b+Sr)
Her diet is nothing but Twinkies.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)
Good action scenes in both movies.
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes. But I loved the Russians in XXX.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 04:56 PM (QBoRM)
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Why let death stop her from serving? I'm sure some Wiccan witch wouldn't mind being a medium to spirit RBG.
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (1IB8I)
Rustle up an order of ribs and have them delivered to her!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (pNxlR)
___________
Yeah, those are incentive spirometers. Every surgical patient hates to see the respiratory therapist bring those into the hospital room after surgery.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (s2OJe)
You misunderstand, Ace, you evil white male (and paradoxically, simultaneously ewok). We don't need the ribs and organs for an RBG transplant. They're for our powerful, non-colonialist science-tainted Wiccan healing magic. We have to sacrifice to Mother Gaia, after all.
Posted by: Wiccan Wackos at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn
+++++
Only God knows Tomorrow
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (FTlwv)
Yeah, there were a few muttered "good riddence" comments, then we went on with the usual nonsense about boobs, guns, and movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)
Yep, Ace barely mentioned it. Didn't need to, since everywhere else it was all funeral all the time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (f687A)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: amy rey at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (w+mxN)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (PbpT7)
lol
Yes, I also avoided the TV and news and slobbering tributes to the man. I couldn't handle either side of that mess.
I focused on my IF instead. ;-) JK, I have no idea what I did. Probably a donut tour.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Broceanb
doctors are prescribing 1000 mg of Tren, stat!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
Well, the entire Democrat Party apparatus is opposed to it. They won't let her go. Ruthie might well set the record for the most chest compressions to get the ticker going again very soon in the near future.
The way the Left is acting, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to hide her death and actually pulled a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (4ErVI)
They should call her Ruth Bader GAINZZZZberg.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
haha, this is perfect
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: West at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (VHlrv)
Posted by: amy rey
thank you very much.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (PbpT7)
Science, bitches!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (Evws/)
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Replace her bone with adamantium.
Capital idea!
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (1IB8I)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (MaDz4)
Thanks for this analysis. I've been stressing about this situation all day. It's beyond ridiculous.
Posted by: BethinPA at November 08, 2018 04:54 PM (ILhhk)
Indeed, thank you. I caught some of Shrill Hannity on the way home and it sounded as though the Democrat Party's theft of the Florida elections was near completion. Any analysis regarding DeSantis?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (DTX3h)
RGB down for the count
Rosenstein on the ropes
declassification ... down goes Mueller, down goes Hilda ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (/lQn
That guy in the blue shirt with the pillow, hiding in RBG's bushes.
Mike? is that you?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (UsCnO)
Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!
Posted by: Dom Mazzeti at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (5A0Ny)
I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)
thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
I hope they keep it out of the sun. It might cook her nines!
Posted by: Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (6eEQ+)
The 'Michelle is the most beautiful, most fittest, uber fashion icon evah as well as America's coolest mom!' drove me atty.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)
After Trump signed an EO this week targeting opioid abuse I'd LMAO if she woke up in the middle of the night, found her pill bottle empty, and the prescription said "OrangeManBad No More For You".
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (p+Wdc)
She'll shamble over to the window and whisper through the pain and gritted teeth. "I'm not dead you fuckers."
But nobody hears.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (ymnmz)
RGB down for the count
Rosenstein on the ropes
declassification ... down goes Mueller, down goes Hilda ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (Cus5s)
But...but... WE WON THE HOUSE!!!
-The Dems
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (4ErVI)
Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!
Posted by: Dom Mazzeti
...
hodge twins did it first you goon
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Because she's 85. She needs to retire.
Also. Rib transplant. Interesting....
They do love science sexually. We know that people sexually in love often lose their minds.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (9hauA)
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Her Ligma will kill her first.
Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM
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Beats death by smegma.
Posted by: RBG at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (pMGkg)
So RBG may be out of the hospital but she isn't out of the woods even if she is more fit than Wonder Woman.
And I saw some recent video of RBG walking about 10 feet in a courtroom. She moved very slowly and without any sense of physical confidence. She looked 95, not 85. She also seemed somewhat confused, like being on her feet required so much physical effort that she couldn't really concentrate on talking to anyone in the room.
Anyone who saw her in those recent videos can't be surprised that she had a bad fall, just as it won't be a surprise if this turns into something much more serious in the next week or so.
Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (F2vOa)
Poetry.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (BfOXk)
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK
I dunno, there's that one scene where he smirks and says ".....the things I'm gonna do for my country...."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (dI3/S)
The attached letter said "Ruthie Baby - here's some more of that 'flaxseed oil' we both love. Hah! Take it and you'll be in the 'clear.' Get it?
With Love, B.B."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (LNw+N)
My step-dad was still skiing at 80. Also had a hip replacement. But, he broke his leg at 85, and the downhill slide was fast.
My 91 yr old mom fell at the beginning of January (dementia) and fractured a vertebrae. The dementia got 10x worse, she kept removing her back brace. She survived somehow, but has never really "come back" so to speak. In both their cases, extremely active their entire lives.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (A6Xv7)
What the hell is that? I don't know about that but I do know orange paste is good. Hell, it is delicious.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (v9J1p)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (CQ3Qb)
Hey! Quit trying to steal my shtick, ya tiny prick!
Posted by: Dom Mazzeti
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hodge twins did it first you goon
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
*POV shot*
I am seeing those guys on Crowder now too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)
Not necessarily; there are various causes of pneumonia, and the shot only works to (possibly) prevent a certain kind.
I know this because my mom got her vaccine in July, had hip replacement in late September, and woke up the day after her surgery with...wait for it... pneumonia.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (OXhhT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)
Exactly this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 08, 2018 04:57 PM (mf5HN)
She has this choice to retire. She's had this choice through 2 cancers and two falls.
So be it! She vowed she wouldn't let Trump replace her. Her choice!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (2I4LM)
That is why they did a Glamour spread for Hillary and her spawn. Melania (the actual model) just doesn't make the cut.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (oiNtH)
thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Humble brag.
So you're basically saying you are superior to us all, so much so that it was super easy to write this golden post.
I guess that's true.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (9hauA)
Trump's gerrymandering of SCOTUS will ruin (ruin!) this country!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (pNxlR)
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Great. I just visualized the Supreme Court bench with all the justices sitting in their chairs. In front of Ruth's seat, a crystal ball, and in the deep foggy recesses, the ghostly visage of Ruth staring blankly out. Black eyes. Dolls eyes.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (Ts2qT)
Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (F2vOa)
I'm surprised that they didn't have wearing a helmet and one of those puff-up crash suits that the downhill racers use.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (KEr/t)
like a pill bug and wearing gloves. She took a long while to answer
questions and was barely coherent.
That's worth seeing, even for the first 3:00, as it takes about that long for her to even start to answer the question. I was positive she'd fallen asleep.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (TUU1F)
Ruthie's orthopedic shoes where hammered out of an ingot from the Bronze Age.
Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (Z9C5C)
I'm on the fence about that owing to various statements she's made the last 2 years. She had the opportunity to lead by example; instead, she chose to get in some cheap shots at the expense of the courts' reputation. That's a direct contribution to where this all is heading.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (eAshZ)
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.
Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM
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More than one democrat pundit hinted that she should step down after obama got elected for his second term.
She ignored them because she knew with 100% absolute certainty that hiallry was going to be the next President and she wanted to go down in the history books as swearing in the first female President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)
Good for your persistence. I hope that more Floridians call.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)
How about the secret genius of "UHF"?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (AvNhU)
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK
There are the rumors.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (f687A)
Posted by: John McBrain at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (ffWPP)
Well, the entire Democrat Party apparatus is opposed to it. They won't let her go. Ruthie might well set the record for the most chest compressions to get the ticker going again very soon in the near future.
The way the Left is acting, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to hide her death and actually pulled a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018
Much easier than that. If she dies in a Dem county, and the coroner never signs a certificate of death, she never really died, did she?
Posted by: Dem Asshole at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: The Truth at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (UsCnO)
I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)
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Agreed 100%
For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (pw+jk)
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK
I dunno, there's that one scene where he smirks and says ".....the things I'm gonna do for my country...."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (veoSD)
Yep, that was a good line delivery.
But his other scenes with lil' miss Asia were stilted and awkward. Just my $.02, I could be off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (v9J1p)
I don't have any husbands, not even the cat kind.
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (9hauA)
SPLOOSH!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (f687A)
Hawaiian judge says: not so fast, orange man..
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (a0IVu)
My Mom is 84 and fell and broke her back in August, and that was the final inident among many that caused her to stop being so stubborn and find an assisted-living joint to live in. Thank G-d.
GAAIINZZZburg needs to recognize her time is up. She isn't outlasting Trump, and it is time for Amy Coney Barrett or Janice Rogers Brown to get a seat.
Prayers for RBG to heal and also to get wisdom and move on.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 04:53 PM (NmR1a)
Seriously. our media is North Korean in its slavish devotion to the Party and its apparat.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (8yDg8)
Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)
Damn, thats just wrong on so many levels. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (9Om/r)
yeah but he was almost an immortal.
I read about that feat in this interesting book I never finished (but want to) calle After the Fall. The hero crashes into the Long Island Sound after a plane disaster, and wills himself to swim 30 miles to shore, despite having multiple broken bones and being in freezing water. All he keeps thinking about is Jack LaLane's Alcatraz swim.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
Wait until someone finds a beach pic from Amy Barrett's law school days, and make a shirt of it.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 05:05 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Ma Duece at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (0dmP2)
This.
It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the "black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:02 PM (A6Xv7)
I think that was in his 70s, from what I recall. And his hands were tied behind his back or some other truly insane stuff like that. He also did thousands of push-ups on another birthday. The guy was hard-core ... hard-core enough to be able to wear such a gay jumpsuit and have everyone tell him it looked great.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (KEr/t)
Do I have your vote?
PS the olives are awesome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (CQ3Qb)
Maybe in a moment of weakness she croaked out I WANNA QUIT I HURT I HURT and her handlers got the hose and made sure she never says that again.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (4ErVI)
Christine Blasey Ford now says Brett Kavanaugh frequently pushed her over while exercising and she has the broken ribs to prove it.
Note from Ford's attorney: Please do not take this seriously. "Prove it" is used as a term of art in this instance, and Dr. Ford cannot actually prove in a legal sense that Kavanaugh broke her bones. Or that she even broke bones. Or that she's ever exercised.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a boxer not a doxxer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (Z216Q)
430 >>>408 Heh. Poetry Ace. SALUTE
thanks, but actually it was super-easy, BAREly and inconvenience.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (PbpT7)
Hey, Muldoon does it all the time and he's a frickin' Moron.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (veoSD)
*ba dum dum*
Seriously, I did not do that on purpose. I know it was weak. Like her ribs.
Ohhh, so many bad puns, so little time.
But I do find the rib offered thing hilarious no matter how many times I read it.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (B6WO/)
I dug her so much in that film... before I found out she was a dirty pedo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (f687A)
Posted by: The Medic at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (6EvUv)
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Oh ace. This is why I come here. I can't stop laughing at that.
I wish RBG the very best - I hope she heals quickly and retires to live the rest of her life in comfort. This must be very painful for her and she's had a long working life; it's time to retire and relax now.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (U5tDi)
Vin Diesel is clearly not comfortable working romantic scenes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK
There are the rumors.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (A6Xv7)
You mean about him playing D&D?
They are true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.
Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM
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Exactly why Thomas has to step down next year. Don't take any chances. Trump should win re-election but it's not guaranteed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM (xPJvm)
Like Operation! game.
The game can be difficult, due to the shapes of the plastic ailments and the fact the openings are barely larger than the pieces themselves.
- Spare Ribs: two ribs fused together as one piece ($150).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (2I4LM)
Do I have your vote?
PS the olives are awesome.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++++
Give those little onions a try for #6.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (I2dne)
Waaay off topic now but there's only so much to say about RBG's ribs.
Back in the days when "internet" mostly meant Usenet groups, somebody wrote the best one-line movie review ever of "HD..." in rec.motorcycles: "Wait for it to come out on video and then don't rent it."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (qc+VF)
= she had on a particularly heavy shawl one day and her chest cavity crumbled as she was lifted out of a chair.
or,
= a clerk got a little too enthusiastic with Billy Crystal's bellows when asking her a question. (She answered: "arrrghhffffnnnfffssssss")
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
feel to this. When an 85 year old person falls and breaks bones, it doesn't bode well for their future.
_______________
I disagree with her politically, but I don't have any personal animosity for her, nor do I wish her ill. She is 85, and death will come for her, probably sooner rather than later. That's just the way it goes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (fqUgw)
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'afrique
I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:07 PM (U5tDi)
Yeah..and she travels w/ her daughter..why not do more of that?
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)
It does remind me though that we need to swap Clarence Thomas out.
Republican President and Senate means you get while the getting is good.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (UfkIY)
That would be HILLARYOUS!
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (xFmWK)
Hilarity victory there was no reason for her to step down in a timely
manner until madam preznit was in. If they had even the slightest doubt
of their rigging they'd have asked her to call it quits back in 2014.
Now they've got to figure out how to keep her ticking past President Pence.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM
She wanted Hillary, first woman President! to replace her. She would have stepped down shortly after.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (T4oHT)
Agreed 100%
For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)
I used to "be better than that" but then I discovered that rain on my back they kept telling me about all these years was piss.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (37IEG)
I dug her so much in that film... before I found out she was a dirty pedo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (f687A)
Asia Argento is all kinds of messed up. She got sexualized way, way early.
Not sure if teenaged boys counts as pedo but it does, yeah. But European. Her treatment of Anthony Bordain was pretty bad, I heard.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
Those 5 lb. dumbbells don't curl themselves, son.
Not to mention the fabulous, yet manly, picture of my manly
manliness dominating the manly sport of skeet shooting at manly Camp
David.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 04:50 PM (ctuyM)
And my bicycle riding skills are particularly manly.
Posted by: JEF at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (ffWPP)
But this, this is how we cope with this madhouse world. We laugh and joke to keep from crying.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:03 PM
The center cannot fold.
Posted by: Not The Second Coming at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (B67DV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (s2OJe)
I love that kind of stuff. Gives me man chills.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
I hope you're saving the seeds to replant next year.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (qc+VF)
It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the "black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Guy Who Really Wants to be Nice and Positive But Who Doesn't Stick the Landing at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
________________
You're expecting logical consistency in our rulings? Seriously? Have you not been paying attention at all?
Posted by: 9th Circuit Clowns at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (s2OJe)
So... ou may, in fact, live to be a hundred.....
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Dario Argento at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Yeah, but he didn't roll to confirm the critical failure!
I don't care, if he wants to stay in the closet, more power to him. He's a legit nerd in addition to movie star and he can even act when it's called for (it usually isn't).
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 04:43 PM (gmo/4)
I snorted water out of my nose. Ouch.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: x at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (QBoRM)
I know that the lizard people can regenerate digits or limbs, but I think she'd have to go back to the mother ship for a new skeleton.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:11 PM (TUU1F)
That's why people are nervous about Scott/De Santis.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NFEMn)
By what standard do you use to measure decency?
The same one that was consulted to characterize McCain during the McCain Holy Week?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (pw+jk)
Sad!
Posted by: chique d'afrique
I haven't gotten divorced again and given away everything I own in a few years. HOW YOU DOIN'?
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)
Oh boy...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (2I4LM)
But check out Bay County on the NY Times website. It seems that panhandle county is the only one with precincts still out.
Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.
But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)
That would be HILLARYOUS!
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (xFmWK)
Not really.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)
Ooooh, Tren cough is gonna be a bitch!
Posted by: John McBrain at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)
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Thank god the FL Secretary of State is a Republican!
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)
Posted by: John Madden at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (PbpT7)
are about as strong as rotten old pieces of wood. Literally, she's
rotting away from the inside out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)
And she has been rotting away mentally for 8 decades.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: mpthompson at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (AVd/1)
She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)
I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
Into the darkness and bind them
We will know soon enough if she has one
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)
I'd wager Obama comes up rather "short" as far as OTHER stereotypes go....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: concrete girl at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (9ORmh)
"black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or
make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic
ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)
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He went to a lily white prep school and hugged the pine for the whole time he was on the basketball team. BASKETBALL!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (huES0)
You know who else was a person?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)
09/30/2018
Note On Kate McKinnon's 'SNL' Calendar For Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Don't Die!
"Kavanaugh thinks his confirmation is unfair? They threw me in a river to see if I float. I did!"
huffpo
timing...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (2I4LM)
At the very least I have to remember that Justice Scalia considered her his best friend on the Court, and he is someone that I admired very much. So, even though I most likely would disagree with her on just about everything, there's obviously something good there as there is in most humans.
I would except George Soros from that statement, probably. I'm not even sure he's human.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (U5tDi)
She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (0OmEj)
Yep..... not one warm fuzzy for the old bat...
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (ffWPP)
Ain't it amazing how every time there is a fairly close election, one
where the Republican is holding a small lead--the kind where we don't
know the winner for days--the Democrat ALWAYS winds up winning?
That's why people are nervous about Scott/De Santis.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (NFEMn)
Kinda the way there are always voting irregularities in areas under Democrat control that cause there to be a need for these extended ballot counts."OH! He power went out! Oh, the Machines didn't work! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Hey? Have you got those ballot boxes stuffed yet? Getonit! we ain't got all month ya know!)"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (37IEG)
Maybe you know already, but I don't do the e-mail thing so I just wanted to mention it so I did my duty.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Just Ribbin' Ya at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (AzW6q)
But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
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All I know is Broward Co. election officials have a documented history of doing shady shit to tip elections to Dims, so I wouldn't put anything past them.
Posted by: 9th Circuit Clowns at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (fqUgw)
Just like Sessions. Just like some here.
For you D&D Peeps ... Lawful Evil.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (wm53o)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (MEgUr)
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Thank god the FL Secretary of State is a Republican!
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)
Which is exactly why she should recuse herself!
Posted by: The Dems at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Oscar Goldman at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (9GsGN)
But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC
Sounds like FL is totally incompetent running elections.
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)
I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)
The last thing this world needs is another one of those kinds of women.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (iiixZ)
++++++++++
Give those little onions a try for #6.
Ahem.
Posted by: Gibson at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (Fz8ov)
want - personally I don't think anyone who sits on the US Supreme Court
and thinks the freaking South African Constitution is better than ours
deserves much sympathy or respect.
I don't see why I should wish my obvious enemies well.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:01 PM (37IEG)
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Agreed 100%
For those of you in the "but we're better than that camp".....we are at war with these people. Wake up.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:04 PM (QBoRM)
Well, usually I would be the first one to toss a grenade in the casket. I'm not feeling right doing it here. I see an old woman in distress, and as much as I hate her opinions I just can't bring myself to view her like maxine waters, or pelosi, or frankenstein, or the pussy hat wearing mofo's, etc. You can pound a grenade in schumer's ass for a spectacular airburst on Air Pinochet and I would piss on his ashes and laugh my fucking ass off for a month. Something about this though, I just don't know. I guess there are so many other truly evil bastards out there to deal with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (9Om/r)
1955 age 41: Swam from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman's Wharf -- a distance of 1.23 miles -- while handcuffed.
1957 age 43: Swam the Golden Gate channel while towing a cabin cruiser ... which weighed 2,500 pounds. The one-mile swim turned into a six-and-a-half-mile journey thanks to ocean currents.
1958 age 44: Paddle boarded nonstop for nine-and-a-half hours -- a 30-mile trip.
1974 age 60: He repeated his 1955 Alcatraz stunt, but in addition to the handcuffs he was also shackled ... and towing a 1,000-pound boat.
1976 age 62: To celebrate the US Bicentennial, he swam one mile--again shackled and handcuffed--while towing 13 boats (symbolizing the 13 original colonies) with 76 people on board.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Guy Who Uses Sarcasm to Hide the Fact That He's Been Hurt Before, But Is Ready to Bet on Love Again at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:08 PM (BfOXk)
I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM (9hauA)
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Woo hoo! HOOOOORRRRRDDDDE! We've got another wedding to plan! Yippee!
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi)
Asking for a friend: does gay marriage include the right to a cat husband?
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (3C9q2)
The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)
No one is doing a victory lap because we relish the suffering of an 85 year old woman.
We would just be happy to be free of one more scummy, slimy judge who thinks they can dictate the law instead of interpreting that. Whether that would happen by her voluntary retirement, or an acknowledgment and apology of her abuse of office, or this accident does not matter.
Wanting to be free of an unjust oligarch is not malicious or mean spirited in any way. If the owner of a boot in humanity's face suddenly drops dead, a feeling of relief and thankfulness is not hatred. It is not malicious.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (/qEW2)
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How can Broward be all in if they won't say how much more they have?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (QBoRM)
Maybe you know already, but I don't do the e-mail thing so I just wanted to mention it so I did my duty.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (B6WO/)
+1 as a requester.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK8)
It wasn't so much the dying that was a problem, but his ribs killed him for weeks after he died. He's alive now, though, and his ribs quit hurting about March.
If your CPR administrators are doing it right, they're busting your sternum. "There'll be crunchy sounds", we were told.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (pNxlR)
Say what you will about her, but nobody can sport a doily like that except Grandma's recliner.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Fat Frankies Reeyubs and Noleans Style Gumbo Kitchen at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (FKGDn)
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)
True, but that's only for West Africans, which is most AAs. He's East African. Nobody thinks the marathon skeletons are cool.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Sooner at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++
All of you are. This is why you need us, and we demand access in 2020.
Posted by: UN Election Monitors at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (I2dne)
Unless it's with another guy.
Kind of like Daniel Craig's "love scenes" as James Bond. What's the opposite of chemistry?
Black guys generally start out with a cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.
And dorky is fine, if you embrace it and make it work. He fought it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 04:55 PM (PbpT7)
You are just better than me... I am just a bad man...
Posted by: kraken
I hope she does well at the Hunger Games.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:58 PM (huES0)
Game of Thrones
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: nip at November 08, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)
Her in bed at home, recovering, with a severed horse head and a note saying "Time to retire, Ruthie. DJT" With Godfather Trump smirking in the window.
Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (5A0Ny)
But check out Bay County on the NY Times website. It seems that panhandle county is the only one with precincts still out.
Palm Beach and Broward are all in. Palm Beach says they had 5000 more. Broward didn't say how much more it had. Fucking crazy.
But apparently Larry Schweikart still says Bay is in the tank for Scott so he doesn't appear worried. What do you guys think???
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)
Someone said there must be a reason Scott seems so calm and collected - not that I've ever seen him really agitated or angry.
I'm still pissed. Fucking southeast coast.
It's terrible, but at election time I wish a sinkhole would swallow those 3 counties whole.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bML9A)
The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)
He really INHABITS Riddick. He's very good, even if the script isn't always what it should be.
Have you played the tie-in game and seen the anime? They're pretty good, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (I2dne)
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to be dorky.
American blacks, of West African heritage. He had merely a whiff of American, black, or African.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (DCYln)
I'm not wired that way. Life would probably be easier if I was.
Pedos, Serial Killers, Rapists. Don't give a fig. Rot in hell.
A SCOTUS judge, I can't wish death or harm upon them Retirement yes. Most definitely.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (B6WO/)
Not clicking on the link, I'm guessing xim to be about as manly as a "journalist" who gives himself PTSD by firing a round from an AR-15.
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: IanDeal at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (5mrLG)
I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Soy Boy Broken by Workout at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK
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+2. We need the guy back, hasta pronto.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (AzW6q)
And this is (one of the many reasons) why we love you.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (OXhhT)
Posted by: MAGA at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (EvIVa)
Which is exactly why she should recuse herself!
Posted by: The Dems at November 08, 2018 05:15 PM (NFEMn)
And they have to name someone in whom everyone has confidence. Barack Obama, obviously.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (QBoRM)
Watched a special a few weeks ago trying to reenact the Alcatraz escape to see if possible and what I saw made LaLane's feat seem impossible.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (A6Xv7)
@RyanGirdusky
White women fled DeSantis by huge numbers according to exit polls, he had a 9 percent decline from Trump's numbers in 2016. So where did he make up for this? He spiked with minorities especially Hispanic men and Black women
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (+om3e)
553 It annoyed me because it was an obvious riff on the
"black" thing, but anyone watching him try to throw, hit a golf ball, or
make a free throw instantly realized he didn't a scintilla of athletic
ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2018 05:06 PM (YqDXo)
And he was quite dorky. Black guys generally start out with a
cool/non-dork factor of 6+ out of 10 by default, and he still managed to
be dorky.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:10 PM (9hauA)
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He went to a lily white prep school and hugged the pine for the whole time he was on the basketball team. BASKETBALL!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 05:14 PM (pw+jk)
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Almost like stereotypes are bullshit?
Maybe that MLK Jr. Chap was right? Content of their Character, not color of their skin?
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Parts Supply at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Dhcvl)
Also, very happy they had a green who cracked 2% of the vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (iSI0i)
BOTCHED
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (2I4LM)
Dammit! How did I not think of that one!
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Guy Who Uses Sarcasm to Hide the Fact That He's Been Hurt Before, But Is Ready to Bet on Love Again at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (PbpT7)
LOL'ed at the nic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: a feminist at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: RPG at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (0N0JL)
Shit. I knew I forgot to do something! Voting stuff was on my to-do list.
Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (DCYln)
I really love that screenname.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)
I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)
Be clear - southEAST Florida.
We here in Southwest FL are your friends
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at N
sure but when they say the only way they are leaving the court is feet first they are the same thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)
I saw Marathon Skeletons open up for The Grateful Dead once, but I don't remember where....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NFEMn)
I feel for the old bag of dust. She essentially ruined her reputation as a flaming Lefty by undermining what she claimed to stand for in an attempt to further glorify herself, thereby showing it all to have been a fraud.
Her motives were never justice, or the people, or law, or progressivism. Her motives were herself. She wanted glory, and would do anything to get it. This ancient bag of dust decided not to retire either because she secretly hated tfg and did not want him to appoint her replacement (plausible - I have known enough old racist liberals to believe this is more common than anyone would admit.) or she wanted more glory by having the first woman president (Bwaaaa ha ha) appoint her replacement. Either way, it was not about the little people. Even at her age and accomplishments, she could not retire and enjoy life, she wanted more. MORE. MORE. MORE.
Fucking progressives make me sick.
The Left knows this, and that is why they have fed the propaganda machine to make it look like this ancient bag of used tissues, dander, and hate was so vital.
It's not her hubris we celebrate, or the lies, it is that they lie to us with such inanity. They think we are stupid. They think anyone in the whole country believed that a 20yo male would be broken by her workout routine. They treat us like Montel Williams.
I am not Montel Williams.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)
I'm with you, buddy. Let the Yankee LibFags have their own state and stop trying to wreck ours!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
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ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)
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Tomatoe Tomato
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (WlPiF)
But leftists claiming she's in peak condition? It's a lie, but for shat purpose? Why, to allege the President had her murdered of course.
Gird your loins.
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2018 04:30 PM (6rFB/)
Writing her decisions? They are making her decisions. She doesn't have enough faculty left to understand what is being argued and make any sort of coherent decision based on reason.
Then again, she hasn't used much reason throughout her career - just twisting the law and lies.
Posted by: blindside1973 at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (u+jfM)
I think being a black kid and riding the pine on a basketball team full of white and asian kids deeply damaged Obama's psyche early on.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)
I am just joking!
I believe in fidelity and sacrificial love towards one's spouse. And divorce only in extreme circumstances (continued adultery, abuse, etc.) If I am ever blessed enough to be married, I plan to stick it out through good and rough times, Lord willing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
"It's a trap!!!!" - Adm. Ackbar.
Seriously, though, you have been around here a long time like me and you have always struck me as just about one of the best.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Ace going with an anatomical Deep Cut pun at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (QBoRM) "
No, I swear that's not all, I definitely have another inch or two.
Posted by: Broward County at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)
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Don't you worry, ace - we still have wedding plans for you on ice somewhere. You just let us know when.
We don't do cat-husbands or cat-wives, though.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)
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ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
10-4. Still the enemy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (huES0)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Spartacus at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (ctuyM)
The only reason these dumb chicks want to donate ribs is to make them look skinnier.
But won't they flop over then?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (oiNtH)
I am not Montel Williams.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (LWu6U)
I am not Montel Williams!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8)
"RACIST!!"
--modern college student
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (NmR1a)
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ACLU
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)
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Back then, the ACLU actually defended the First Amendment, even for Nazis.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (xFmWK)
Posted by: Qoheleth at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (iIzG7)
They have reported all precincts as reported in re Broward.
In Bay County, apparently 9 precincts are still out.
You can hover over each county on the NYT website and see what I'm talking about. As far as I can tell, Bay County is the only one that hasn't had 100% reported in.
Hurricane alley central.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (A6Xv7)
All of his feats sound pretty impossible to me.
But, if you really like to be handcuffed and shackled I guess there are a lot of things you'll do to get a kick ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK
Not a gamer but I have the anime dvd that came with one of the movies.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Broward County at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM
No worries. Franken is headed down in his Buick with a trunk load of found goodies! It's 22 and snowing here anyway so he's glad to leave.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (WlPiF)
I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)
Be clear - southEAST Florida.
We here in Southwest FL are your friends
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (MEgUr)
South Florida is usually shorthand for Palm Beach, Broward and Miami-Dade counties, so you're probably fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
633 609
The only reason these dumb chicks want to donate ribs is to make them look skinnier.
But won't they flop over then?
heh. made me think of the old far side "boneless chicken ranch" comic, but with trigglypuffs.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)
That's the next frontier for SJWs.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)
I swear to God, as a native Floridian, I'd love to see South Florida
secede from the rest of the state. Although seceding from the country
would be ideal.
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:19 PM (swJ7s)
Call me.
Posted by: Tectonic plate boundary at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (T6t7i)
I remember what y'all said when Tedward died, and then when Breitbart died, y'all about had the vapors when the left said similar things. I just rolled my eyes.
I'm waitin for the first one of you to post Ding Dong the Witch is Dead when she passes, so I can roll 'em again.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (OXhhT)
Who's with me?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (s2OJe)
Well, usually I would be the first one to toss a
grenade in the casket. I'm not feeling right doing it here. I see an
old woman in distress, and as much as I hate her opinions I just can't
bring myself to view her like maxine waters, or pelosi, or frankenstein,
or the pussy hat wearing mofo's, etc. You can pound a grenade in
schumer's ass for a spectacular airburst on Air Pinochet and I would
piss on his ashes and laugh my fucking ass off for a month. Something
about this though, I just don't know. I guess there are so many other
truly evil bastards out there to deal with.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (9Om/r)
IMNHO the only reason folks feel that way is because the wizened crow is too wizened to be out there saying more evil shit than she already should have as a Supreme Court justice. She's been pretty free with her commentary lately even as shriveled as she is. If she were younger (in which case she wouldn't be in this situation) I'm fairly sure she'd be just as annoying as any of the folks mentioned.
I can see her, with glee, issuing a ruling that the 2nd Amendment violates the Constitution with her last rattling breath.Most of us were taught to BE better than I know I'm being, but enough, they live and thrive on our ingrained polite behaviors. These people don't deserve it, they're using our own inclinations against us, they they KNOW they're doing it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)
When I worked for the ACLU they actually no shit published a tract on th rights of and for police officers!
No shit!
I fixed that...
Posted by: RPG at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (0N0JL)
Posted by: BroScience at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (wJ+c3)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM
What are we, chopped limes?
Posted by: Key West at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)
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Republicans File Lawsuit Over Tight Arizona Senate Race The Daily Caller
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (+om3e)
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (HrSJb)
heh. made me think of the old far side "boneless chicken ranch" comic, but with trigglypuffs.
Posted by: Anachronda
Exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Pitch Black was the only Riddick movie. pity they didn't make more
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (8yDg8)
I propose we dial back the power and influence of the supreme court and federal government overall, which would do the same thing, but also make everyone's life better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (39g3+)
She IS one of the best, and she's gorgeous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (OXhhT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:21 PM (9hauA)
Good for you. I'd submit a proposal but I'm presently of low status.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
Thanks; I will certainly add him to the prayer list. Does nobody know hoe to get in touch with him or they just haven't heard anything, because there seemed to be some suggestion that he was visiting his future wife's family abroad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (AllCR)
They have reported all precincts as reported in re Broward.
In Bay County, apparently 9 precincts are still out.
You can hover over each county on the NYT website and see what I'm talking about. As far as I can tell, Bay County is the only one that hasn't had 100% reported in.
Hurricane alley central.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:23 PM (q+HNC)
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Does 100% include all absentee and provisional? I'm never quite sure if it does or not. Cuz that % is precincts reporting, but do precincts include ABs and PBs? I really don't know the answer.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM
Helpin' ya out here, boss!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (ctuyM)
Yea, I don't plan on pretending to be sad when she croaks.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)
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I'm pretty sure it's happened already. Also marriage to inanimate objects. Some people are messed up.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (NmR1a)
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No, I think you're thinking of "Down on the Fat Farm."
Posted by: Blake - used ampersand salesman&&&&& at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (8yDg8)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM
What are we, chopped limes?
Posted by: Key West at November 08, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)
You're Florida's ghey appendix.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)
That's the next frontier for SJWs.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 08, 2018 05:24 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++
Ugh. Furries. Ugh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (nRWPy)
She's too old to filter herself. My mama is getting to be the same damn way, and she's only 78. I dread taking her out in public.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (OXhhT)
has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably
installed during her hospital stint.
At taxpayer expense. We taxpayers who have difficulty with existing while she eats at our substance. Worthless spawn of Satan.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (u5LFV)
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No, there are still some precincts counting late earlies (i.e. mail-in ballots that were dropped off at polling places on election day).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (WlPiF)
There's a bounty on those.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)
She stands in opposition to most everything the US should be.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 08, 2018 05:13 PM
She's certainly living for a long time. I guess that's the exception in the "most everything the US should be."
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 08, 2018 05:20 PM (iSI0i)
Sometimes I think Hatred of the American People and good booze are the only things keeping Hillary alive.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (xFmWK)
She actually just fractured 3 of them.
Rand Paul had 6 "broken ribs", 3 were fractures and three others were full breaks of the bone with jagged edges that bruised and tore the tissue around his lungs. Then he got full-blown pneumonia a week or so later. His injuries were much worse.
I'm just observing that fractures are not nearly as bad as full breaks.
Not that fractures are minor for anyone over 80. I had a fractured rib when I was about 13. Very very painful for several weeks.
Posted by: TooCon at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (F2vOa)
I keep hearing that but I stopped watching halfway through because like every horror movie ever made, the entire plot relies on every character acting in the stupidest and most self-destructive manner possible in every situation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:12 PM (q+HNC)
#twoweeks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)
You aren't old until you get sick and breaking 3 ribs at 85 is not something you bounce back from quickly and easily.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (2BPRE)
I don't believe it does. However, the raw count itself should be known. So we know in Palm Beach the most they would have left is 5k. If Broward has more than 10k then there is a fuckton of alarms that should be going off as Palm Beach had almost same rough raw vote total as Broward.
But from what I can glean from Schweikart's comment is that there is actual real vote from Bay still outstanding which is going to be a healthy chunk. That's what I see from looking at the NYT map. Actual precincts, re vote counts, are still out there in Bay apparently.
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (q+HNC)
they said the same about several Colorado counties too.
unfortunately the people moving fast into Republican suburbs tend not to be Republicans.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (8yDg8)
549 I'm not that kind of woman, but I could learn to be and take you for all your worth and more.
i would just like to point out that this is a very interesting sentence, in that it works with either "your" or "you're". congratulations!
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (NmR1a)
Have you tried that workout?! I think she was a SEAL for the Israeli Army or something. I didn't even have dumbbells as heavy as she was using!
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM (fqUgw)
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And 2 days later they haven't counted them? Yeah no shenanigans going on there, I'm sure.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Furious George at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Qoheleth
Tell her the real nuclear button is hidden in the Pentagon, it's a scavenger hunt based on the notes of the national anthem.
We'll never hear from her again...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, sounds nothing like Christopher Lee at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (ffWPP)
In the meantime, here in the real world where lefties are encroaching, how about a retirement age of 82?
Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (nRWPy)
The Democrats
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (BXMxN)
I keep hearing that but I stopped watching halfway through because like every horror movie ever made, the entire plot relies on every character acting in the stupidest and most self-destructive manner possible in every situation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)
yes and no. There is some scripted stupidity but also some good character-motivated stuff too.
May not be for everyone but it's pretty good IMO
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
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Not that I can tell. I've been wracking my turgid brain to figure out how. No luck. I seem to recall some Moron, months/years ago contacting him in person about some leather goods. That person would know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 05:30 PM (AzW6q)
+++
I like how SNL uses Kate McCinnon to humanize her, some would make an anti-semetic comment but she looks more like an unmasked character from V.
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (7J5t2)
The media complex would immediately suppress the real story and proclaim that the President is acting as a dictator and subverting democracy. This would feed a media feeding frenzy for about 36 hours with a constantly-amplifying panic-inducing furor. Then the coordinated "riots" would begin and get completely out of control. In order to control it, they would have to send in the Guard or the regular army, which would then restart the cycle - this time about the violent suppression of disenfranchised patriots by the corrupt executive.
The next riot would be in the next available stronghold. Repeat this process a few times and you've got yourself a civil war.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (I2dne)
We're the pioneers, making things safe for the follow-up infestation.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (g0Lfb)
Yea, I don't plan on pretending to be sad when she croaks.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (UfkIY)
Woah, she said that? Well then, if so, ignore everything I said.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (9Om/r)
they said the same about several Colorado counties too.
unfortunately the people moving fast into Republican suburbs tend not to be Republicans.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:29 PM (8yDg
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The entire state of Texas is "fast growing" but unfortunately growing the wrong way.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (QBoRM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: traumakitty at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (OH9El)
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Not exactly no.
She said something like: can you imagine what would have happened. . . basically pointing out that her preferred policy outcome would have been thwarted otherwise. While at the same time saying they were best friends. She's just a lefty. They don't think right. Psychology, Ideology, Demonology whatever. They aren't all there. The space where the heart is supposed to be is filled with an agenda.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (8etWQ)
RBG is a person. One you may disagree with, politically, but she's a person, and by all accounts, a pretty decent one at that...
Posted by: Goober at November 08, 2018 04:47 PM (p7xjk)
Shut up.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (B67DV)
like me.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (8yDg8)
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Good!!
I wish WI had done the same with Walker. B/c it was very suspicious, and bcz it upset grammie.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (B6WO/)
The Democrats
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it beats the RNC's motto pre-trump "you can win if you will be our friends"
Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 08, 2018 05:31 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 05:22 PM (U5tDi)
Well, the male cat spends a lot more time on my husbands lap than I do.
I went into the living room at one point and the male cat was on his lap (again) and the female cat was right beside him, but spouse hasn't suggested yet that he plans to leave me for either/both of them. That would put a damper on the weekend.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (swJ7s)
And staying red - so far. Collier (Naples), Lee (Fort Myers/Cape Coral) & Charlotte Counties - almost 1.3 million people. This for the most part is where the sane Northerners come.
God, don't want to jinx us. Don't let the whack jobs from South(east) Fl know . . . we like us the way we are.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (MEgUr)
" I Did Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Workout. It Nearly Broke Me."
Oh, FFS. Of course, what should I expect from a soyNPC? nothing less. They can barely hold their fancy Starbucks lattes.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 05:28 PM
I'd kill them for free! One advantage of being in a cold climate is that the creepy crawlies are limited. We have some rattlers in southern MN bluff country but otherwise reptile free, except for libs. I loathe snakes. It's the only critter that gives me the heeby geebies.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (B6WO/)
What does #twoweeks mean??
Christopher Taylor:
Dude, Pitch Black was not the only Riddick movie. There's like two more, including one which was called CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK...
Posted by: prescient11 at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (q+HNC)
Don't you remember the Furries for Hillary push?
I believe in fidelity and sacrificial love towards one's spouse. And divorce only in extreme circumstances (continued adultery, abuse, etc.) If I am ever blessed enough to be married, I plan to stick it out through good and rough times, Lord willing.
Are you also a billionaire gymnast gourmet cook masseuse with a yen for guys in their 50s with no money or prospects and poor health? Because then I'M YOUR MAN
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)
Ahhhhhh... I've seen the most recent photos of RGB; she's shrunken and frail-looking. And, she's taken to wearing heavy gloves in public (can't speak to her SCOTUS bench appearances. IMO, it's to cover the amount of blood work being done to monitor her health.
If she survives thru Trump's first term, it'll be out of pure stubbornness. Personally, if I were Trump's team, I'd be boning up on the options available to remove a incapacitated justice that's refusing to retire.
As to Ace's original point above, I'm guessing the RBG's "big workout" is mustering up a bowel movement, never mind her l33t ninja workout.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 05:17 PM (/qEW2)
The leftists have made RBG a tyrant who has forced us to live under laws we did not vote for. I'd prefer to hate some younger tyrant with an ugly mustache, but we don't always get to pick our tyrants.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 08, 2018 05:32 PM (RmcIC)
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What about us here in Florida? Help!!!!!
Posted by: Marybeth at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (MEgUr)
A serious question for you: why would we not?
Posted by: Dems at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 08, 2018 05:33 PM (2sCft)
To be fair, the Iron Nun is in better shape than the soibois were even at their peak in high school, but it would still be hilarious.
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (gu3bE)
I doubt it., That was a quote attributed to her perhaps or a misquote because she and Scalia were good friends and did things socially.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (AllCR)
has access to excellent in-home facilities - all of which were probably
installed during her hospital stint.
At taxpayer expense. We taxpayers who have difficulty with existing while she eats at our substance. Worthless spawn of Satan.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 08, 2018 05:27 PM (u5LFV)
No obamacare for her! Just for the little people, making them bankrupt and stressed because now they cannot find or afford health care for their families.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2018 05:34 PM (2I4LM)
Do y'all have any idea how much in medical services she is using that could go to illegal brown people?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 04:31 PM (huES0)
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Hey! That's my schtick!
Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at November 08, 2018 05:36 PM (//voU)
I says, "How about the kitchen."
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (Z9C5C)
Thanks; I will certainly add him to the prayer list. Does nobody know hoe to get in touch with him or they just haven't heard anything, because there seemed to be some suggestion that he was visiting his future wife's family abroad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 05:26 PM (AllCR)
People have e-mailed him and gotten no response. People are just hoping he is abroad.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 05:37 PM (B6WO/)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:38 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: China at November 08, 2018 05:40 PM (r9UYA)
The Riddick triology is excellent and I can't picture anyone else in that role.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 05:16 PM (A6Xv7)
He really INHABITS Riddick. He's very good, even if the script isn't always what it should be.
Have you played the tie-in game and seen the anime? They're pretty good, too.
Pitch Black was an underrated slice of SciFi. Very good movie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2018 05:42 PM (AvNhU)
Workers Compensation!
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2018 05:43 PM (T4oHT)
on the way home and it sounded as though the Democrat Party's theft of
the Florida elections was near completion. Any analysis regarding
DeSantis?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:00 PM (DTX3h)
DeSantis is a little less than 39,000 votes ahead.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (F/KeJ)
Medical Professionals don't actually "Set" broken ribs. In fact they don't even bandage or wrap them anymore these days.
You just have to pill up and suffer it out.
Had three last year.
Still get a cramp there if I laugh too hard.
Posted by: PoliTech at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (lLzVq)
That is a BLATANT LIE. Cats don't eat your fingers and soft tissues.
They eat your nose and eyes first.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at November 08, 2018 05:47 PM (QLUKD)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 05:44 PM (F/KeJ)
Thanks. That's, what--7 or 8 Mercury Grand Marquis trunks' worth?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8
Thanks Edwards, really Thanks!, now I can't stop the shuddering....
Posted by: The Chicken of depression at November 08, 2018 05:53 PM (YBLgY)
Posted by: Libertarian at November 08, 2018 05:59 PM (4v54H)
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 08, 2018 06:01 PM (Srutx)
Posted by: Libertarian at November 08, 2018 06:06 PM (4v54H)
Posted by: DaveM at November 08, 2018 06:12 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: vrf at November 08, 2018 06:17 PM (34e7d)
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 08, 2018 06:24 PM (gu3bE)
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If Walker had gotten only *500* more votes per county, he'd have aced the election.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Lurk at November 08, 2018 06:25 PM (j3frD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2018 06:34 PM (r+sAi)
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Posted by: Nan at November 08, 2018 06:55 PM (gC3e7)
RBG's too old for Prolong. I wonder what the Green Caste's Stabilization Sera would do for her
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