The Morning Rant

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"So it looks like the Democrats are trying to steal elections in Florida, Arizona, and Georgia. Arizona is completely depressing, because that one never should have been close enough to steal. But that's another topic. My point is, why, in all of these close races with the Republican in the lead always seem to be won by the Democrat? They're always coming up with hitherto unknown boxes of boxes of ballots that are all marked for the Democrat. I have never heard 'oh look, here's a bunch of *GOP* ballots in this closet here that, pinky swear, have been here all this time.' Never, not once. I refuse to believe that the reason is because Republicans are more virtuous than Democrats. However, I do think it's because they're more naive. They would much rather pretend that the vote-counting process is not at all corrupt and then say 'oops, looks like we lost after all, oh well' rather than rushing a slick of lawyers down to Broward County and actually putting up a fight. Trump, though, they'll fight him. Because Russian collusion. Not Democrats, though. Democrats would *never* collude with corrupt election officials to steal an election."



Compare & Contrast:

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Here are 3 'Dumbest Tweets of 2018' Candidates:


"House popular vote." Right.






Watch An Annoying Feminist NPC Get Punched In the Face:

Apparently, you can do this in the Red Dead Redemption 2 game. The backstory here is the guy who posted this got his YouTube channel suspended, but now he's back. He's got another video of the same NPC feminist getting lassoed and fed to an alligator. Mean, hateful stuff. I can't stop laughing.



Because Florida:





Who Dis
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Not Susan Dey.

Clue #1: radio<
Clue #2: Cincinnati<

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:14 AM




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Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (uLuPn)

2 Good Morning!

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:13 AM (uLuPn)

3 Open world games are always good for a laugh.

Don't know the blonde, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

4 Joan Collins?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (Un7SJ)

5 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (Dagiw)

6 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Loretta Swit? I have no idea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (kqsXK)

7 I read the content

Posted by: Teleporter Tech Support at November 09, 2018 11:14 AM (lu6wD)

8 Good morning, hoochies!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)

9 Susan Dey?

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (uLuPn)

10 Britt Eklund?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

11 Freaking Mike Obama

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (TUU1F)

12 She's all yellow; jaundice?

Posted by: zeera at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (3Bzg7)

13 Who's that? I wish I knew, for she brightened my dreary day.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (FTlwv)

14 Also, since lying and cheating seem to be totes legit, we both need to be playing the game this way.

When one side cheats and the other side doesn't, it's simply unfair.

Will to Power, bitches. Let's play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

15 Peggy Lipton?

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (uLuPn)

16 Meg Ryan?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 11:15 AM (CmURZ)

17 Ezra Klein is an unalloyed jackass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (I2dne)

18 Melanie Griffith?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (bWBdM)

19 A very young Meg Ryan?

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (NYS7S)

20 Michelle Williams

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

21 Hitler also had a huge flatulence problem. I'm not aware of any definitive data on Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (32dNJ)

22 Phyllis Diller?

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (uLuPn)

23 I don't know who the lady is, but she sure is pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (I2dne)

24 th. Now, content.

Posted by: cornbred at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (eClA9)

25 willowed from below, prayers for the few Cali Conservatives...


Man a mass shooting and now an out of control wildfire is hitting them, pray for those people
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:09 AM (bQtop)
_____
Gerard VdL from American Digest evac'd damn quick yesterday. He's at his mothers and safe but the house condition is unknown..

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (dM3St)

26 I asked the other day if anybody with a better mind for US History remembered a Republican ballot surprise.

The only one that came up was that stupid WI state SCOTUS seat - the one with Kloppenburg that became a national story because it was seen as a referendum on Scott Walker - where one red-leaning county forgot to submit and the Republican suddenly took a big lead.

So, one state SCOTUS seat vs well, too many to count.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (oZ6kz)

27 Trump: Necktied tied overlong
Hitler: Necktie tied uber-short.

There is no comparison.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

28

That's Susan Day (or Dey). A Partridge in either case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (HaL55)

29 Susan Dey, I concur

Posted by: zeera at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (3Bzg7)

30 Anyone else want to see a video of her going-to-town on the strawberry ice cream cone?

Only me?

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (NYS7S)

31 Whoever she is her ice cream cone's about to drip.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (m45I2)

32 I like the slightly imperfect teeth...lends an air of smoldering lasciviousness.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (bWBdM)

33 Susan Day?

Posted by: Jeff down in Texas at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (lrpir)

34 Ezra Klein talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (32dNJ)

35 Seems WIGOUT caught a hammer.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (cxHbL)

36 Maybe I should post a clue.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (e6Pf6)

37 since lying and cheating seem to be totes legit"

'Tis politics. One will get dirty.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (6qErC)

38 RBG still in the hospital...

not a good sign*, no matter how they spin it.

they are likely worried about complications like blood clots, maybe, or she's on serious pain meds, or both. also increases her chances to contract pneumonia, which would have a good chance of killing her.

(*depending on your POV, of course)

https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/ginsburg-
up-and-moving-around-after-breaking-three-ribs/

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (Dagiw)

39 Anyone else want to see a video of her going-to-town on the strawberry ice cream cone?

Only me?
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (NYS7S)
++++++++++
You're not alone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (I2dne)

40 So, what about that actress who said Jesus only saves Lefties?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (dMVEi)

41 Jan Smithers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (iXnsK)

42 I agree with joneilli...Britt Eklund.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (0tfLf)

43 35 Seems WIGOUT caught a hammer.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (cxHbL)

Might be an enthusiastic AppleBee's customer in disguise.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

44 17 Ezra Klein is an unalloyed jackass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:16 AM (I2dne)


Wrong. I don't know who she is, but definitely not Ezra Klein.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (59GGI)

45 No idea who that is.

Elizabeth Montgomery?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

46 Nope - Peebles is right. It's Bailey.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (+IAze)

47 HA! NAILED IT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (iXnsK)

48 It is not Susan Dey.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (e6Pf6)

49 Who Dis?

Right hand drive (britainistanian) or a reversed/flipped pic?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (6qErC)

50 Maybe it is Susan Dey.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

51 Trump: Four kids when he came into office
Hitler: 2.3 million Hitlerjugend when he came into office.

There is no comparison.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (Bdeb0)

52 Sue Lyon?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (hSQF+)

53 Susan "Two Scoops" Dey?

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:19 AM (dM3St)

54 Sue Lyon or Bewitched

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (QgDuz)

55 Both have interesting combovers and a flag emblem on their jacket.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (m45I2)

56 Looks like a young Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)

57 I'm glad that matching your hair color to your clothing is a trend that never caught on.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (U5tDi)

58 I know it's been said in another thread, and I suppose I have no sense of humor, but I don't find that Red Dead Redemption video funny at all. In fact, I think it's terrible and sad.

And now I'm going for tea. Won't make me happy, but won't make me feel any worse. I guess.

Here are three chorus girls (Sue Rainey, Mary Eaton and God only knows) from the 1933 Jimmy Cagney / Joan Blondell pic Footlight Parade:

https://tinyurl.com/m944tkn

And for the 'ettes, a pair of Roger Vivier snakeskin pumps:

https://tinyurl.com/ybkq29f8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (kqsXK)

59 >>35 Seems WIGOUT caught a hammer.
Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (cxHbL)

He was given a glass of goat milk. He is enjoying it.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)

60 If RGB dies, well, Trump better nominate a liberal woman. Or else. I can already hear the screams.


Do you think they'll suggest Michelle/ Michael Obama?

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (z1Dz9)

61 Fox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."

Yeaaaahhhh, sure.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

62 Anyone else want to see a video of her going-to-town on the strawberry ice cream cone? "

The Popsicle girls on The Gong Show?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (6qErC)

63 Scankles!

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (MyzK+)

64 The way Jim Acosta abused that poor woman is despicable.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (2Mnv1)

65

Nope - Peebles is right. It's Bailey.

Without glasses, I couldn't recognize her.

My glasses, not hers. Mom said I'd go blind if I kept doing that, so I just did it up until I needed glasses.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (HaL55)

66 They both made people's heads explode?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (m45I2)

67 53. yes looks like her

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (QgDuz)

68 Tunisia forcing men suspected of being gay to undergo anal tests...

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Well, at least they're not science deniers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

69 My victory for the day.

Well, month, probably.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (iXnsK)

70 >>I'm glad that matching your hair color to your clothing is a trend that never caught on.




"*ahem*"
-- Goth chicks everywhere

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI)

71 Theory: The more stories about how awesome RBG is doing is actually a sign that she is not doing well at all. They are trying to ramp up the "shock" about her dying.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (wGbBR)

72 The Red Dead video is hilarious.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (r9UYA)

73 37 since lying and cheating seem to be totes legit"

'Tis politics. One will get dirty.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (6qErC)

Fine. But we both gotta get dirty.

I'm tried of Democrats cheating and, not only not getting jail time for it, getting rewarded with power.

If there are no rules, fine. But we need Lee Atwaters and Roy Cohns and J. Edgars again, if this is how the game is to be played.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

74 Why is it that so many of our betters and overlords seem to be mentally retarded?

Posted by: cornbred at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (eClA9)

75 It's gerrymandering that you used a picture of me at a young age and Photoshopped out the dozens of goiters, pimples, and hair-covered moles!!!

Posted by: Joy Sooper Jeenieus Behar at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (+H/11)

76 Who Dis

The pinterest article is fan-fanatic long on her! https://tinyurl.com/y8f4ebat

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (QrTqV)

77 Seems WIGOUT caught a hammer.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (cxHbL)

--
damn shame.

/me sheds a crocodile tear

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (Dagiw)

78 ox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."

Yeaaaahhhh, sure.


If she does die, it'll be a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (hSQF+)

79 66 They both made people's heads explode?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (m45I2)

Uh, perhaps you could put that in context.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

80 Ok Muse, give us a hint.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (cxHbL)

81
Between now and the end of the year - sales - would be an excellent time for you without the four legged stool of freedom - a handgun, centerfire rifle, shotgun, and rimfire being the seat and 4 legs of the stool - to get this.

Arguments about action type, caliber, etc. are ballistic masturbation until you have a core battery, ammo, training.

Any gun will do if you will do.

Rule 1 is Have A Gun.

With training and experience you can fine tune later. If it's not too late.

Have A Gun. NOW.

Posted by: Some Dude at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (3Im+A)

82 "A slick of lawyers." So that's what it's called. Like a murder of crows.



Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (U5tDi)

83 The blonde is my HS girlfriend, who after having a romantic relationship with me, and dealing with my outlook on life, switched teams and went lesbian.

Apparently, I'm kryptonite to certain types of beautiful blondes.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (gmo/4)

84 As usual, GP is spot-on.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (tSXzq)

85 I'l tell you who it isn't....Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (rJN3l)

86 Has carpetbagging douche Romney commented on PDT's asylum proclamation yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (r9UYA)

87 there needs to a way to audit votes with the election judges thumbs on the line if it is off by one vote.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (hctoC)

88 Trump: "I think all of those places, Burger King, McDonalds, I can live with it."
Hitler: Kartoffelsuppe mit Spargel.

There is no comparison.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

89 Totally not Susan Dey, and also way too early.

The girl is likely a Brit, as the steering wheel is on the right. The color saturation and the haircut suggest 1964.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

90 61 Fox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."


Hmmmm, you're right, that sounds better.

Posted by: Gen. Francisco Franco at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (wW03z)

91 "*ahem*"
-- Goth chicks everywhere
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI)
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Okay, point taken. I mean among normal people.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (U5tDi)

92 Ha. RBG is up and tackling work in her hospital room.

The elderly lady who can't stay awake during normal hours at her actual office is now up and working with three cracked ribs and a gut full of opiods in a hospital room.

Pull the other one, guys. It's got bells on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (0NAbP)

93 Jan Smithers, right? I didn't know she was ever a blonde, I mean, a corn-color blonde.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (Fz8ov)

94 "A slick of lawyers." So that's what it's called. Like a murder of crows. "

I'd prefer an "anchor of lawyers"

Preferably near the Marianas...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (6qErC)

95 Fox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."


******

Yeah...working on breathing.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (0tfLf)

96 Picture dated on Google as from 1966.. it was a good year.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (dM3St)

97 Hitler hated Jews, Gypsies, communists, democrats, modern artists, blacks, the English, and Catholics.

Trump hates it when he doesn't get two scoops of ice cream.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (32dNJ)

98 Not Jane Fonda I hope...??

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (m45I2)

99 Damn fake names are gonna get me in trouble.

Can't make up a fake name that some real person doesn't already have.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (hrcfq)

100 OM, is that a young Bridget Bardot?

Also, good morning horde!!

Posted by: moki at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (mFoNl)

101 21 Hitler also had a huge flatulence problem. I'm not aware of any definitive data on Trump.
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It's why we have separate bedrooms!

Posted by: Melania at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (fqUgw)

102 What were Hitler's opinions on Umpa Lumpas?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (2LelM)

103
The girl who sang 'DownTown'?

Petula Clark?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (URwyc)

104
Fox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."


Working to stay awake maybe

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (TAmPV)

105 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (1XAal)

106 >>If she does die, it'll be a Weekend at Bernie's scenario.


Yeah, her opinions will be ghostwritten.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

107 OK, just what are we going to do about the vote?

Shut down Broward and Palm Beach? How?

How do we get AZ? I've seen less about this.

And most of all, how many of these crooks can we convict and lock up?

I Sessions had cleaned up the DOJ, as he should have (and recusal doesn't apply here), I'd feel better. But he didn't and so I don't.

I've always believed that one of the virtues of the Electoral College is that it isolates and quarantines crooked politics. OK, they get more votes in NY; doesn't matter if there are enough honest counts. But what if the entire country is infected?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (59GGI)

108 80 Ok Muse, give us a hint.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:22 AM (cxHbL)


I posted 2 clues.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (e6Pf6)

109 The girl is likely a Brit, as the steering wheel is on the right."

That or the pic is flipped.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (6qErC)

110 38 RBG still in the hospital...

not a good sign*, no matter how they spin it.

they are likely worried about complications like blood clots, maybe, or she's on serious pain meds, or both. also increases her chances to contract pneumonia, which would have a good chance of killing her.

(*depending on your POV, of course)

https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/ginsburg-
up-and-moving-around-after-breaking-three-ribs/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (Dagiw)
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She's been released and plans to work from home. Great, we have a telecommuting SC justice who just so happens to be drugged up with pain killers.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (G0vdT)

111 86 Has carpetbagging douche Romney commented on PDT's asylum proclamation yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (r9UYA)

He's concerned. Deeply, deeply concerned.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

112 mmm Bailey...

Posted by: The Grays at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (LL1Be)

113 Clues to not Early Day. The car and style of the photo suggest English lass, late 50s or 60...

Posted by: Jeff down in Texas at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (lrpir)

114 +100
According to The Google, it is Jan Smithers:
https://tinyurl.com/ycvzcrf8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (I2dne)

115 Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK8)

116 >>94 "A slick of lawyers." So that's what it's called. Like a murder of crows. "

Huh. I'd heard "a crotch of lawyers" and "a pus of lawyers," but never a "slick."

Noted.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

117 I'm telling ya...Britt Eklund.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (0tfLf)

118

Ha. RBG is up and tackling work in her hospital room.

She's had a speed bag and a squat rack delivered to her room. Can't fall behind on her workout regimen...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (HaL55)

119 *reactivate human skinsuit

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (LL1Be)

120 My glasses, not hers. Mom said I'd go blind if I kept doing that, so I just did it up until I needed glasses.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018
**If that were true, I'd have been working with a white cane and a service dog since I was 20. Maybe earlier.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (Fz8ov)

121 OM, please remember the 'ettes, and bluebell in particular, for candidates for your young hottie series.

IIRC, bluebell likes Paul Newman and Tom Selleck.

There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)

122 89 Totally not Susan Dey, and also way too early.

The girl is likely a Brit, as the steering wheel is on the right. The color saturation and the haircut suggest 1964.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

Pic is flipped. All my guesses were wrong. It's Jan Smithers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

123 Fox news alert: RBG home and "working from home."

--

She's gone home again? Because she went back to the hospital yesterday to spend the night like normal, healthy cross-fit practitioners do when they have minor injuries.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (0NAbP)

124
Yeah, her opinions will be ghostwritten.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)



Will be? I'm pretty sure they already are.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (TAmPV)

125 Kirsten Sinning Enema?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (hqZPQ)

126 It would be a better photo if she was licking the cone. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (+6jVU)

127 But what if the entire country is infected?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:24 AM (59GGI)

Civilizations rise and fall. We have been covered by the hand of God so far, that probably won't last forever.

Buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

128 And for the 'ettes, a pair of Roger Vivier snakeskin pumps:
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Yeah, pricey shoes.


I'm getting married, and searched for shoes for months. Even in insane places like Neiman Marcus. Last time I was there, I found a pair that looked like they had rhinestones glued to the heel. Literally.

They wreover $2,000.

I found something on clearance that I will wear again at DSW.

Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (z1Dz9)

129 I posted 2 clues.


Huh. Jan Smithers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

130 I bet her boyfriend was a rock star, those bastards have it made no matter how ugly they are

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (bQtop)

131 Uh, perhaps you could put that in context.
Posted by: joncelli,

*******

Let me rephrase-

One made people's heads explode...figuratively.

The other made people's heads explkode,...literally.


There's no comparison

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (m45I2)

132 It's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (/qEW2)

133 The car and style of the photo suggest English lass, late 50s or 60..."

Wrong steering wheel. It's from Newsweek's 1966 "Teenagers" issue.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (6qErC)

134 Chelsea Manhandler?

Posted by: Thatch at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (v5Cc/)

135 Jan Smithers is not a Brit. What's she doing in a fagmobile?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

136 " I have never heard 'oh look, here's a bunch of *GOP* ballots in this closet here that, pinky swear, have been here all this time.' Never, not once. "

..................

Trump said pretty much the same thing this morning before boarding his chopper..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (so+oy)

137 These Arizona numbers are amaizing. When the first county reported (Yavapai) and the swing was 12.4% to Sinema, I said it was just one county. Then Yuma came in with +19.4%. Then Pima +15.0%. Then Maricopa +12.7%. I have no idea why this is happening, but it obviously is.

The EV numbers showed Dems surging in the final Friday-Sunday numbers. They REALLY got their people out.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (KaSl8)

138 there needs to a way to audit votes with the election judges thumbs on the line if it is off by one vote.

Yes, that would work- which is exactly why we push for electronic systems and scanners instead.

Posted by: Dems 2018 at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (CE5C/)

139 A mom was pushing her baby stroller across Broad St. when a SEPTA bus came right at them. RBG flew off the sidewalk and PUSHED the bus away from the pedestrians. I heard a couple of her ribs crack but she shook it off like a boss.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (QgDuz)

140 She's been released and plans to work from home. Great, we have a telecommuting SC justice who just so happens to be drugged up with pain killers.
Posted by: WisRich


You never know. It might improve her legal "reasoning". Couldn't hurt it.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (wW03z)

141 Are you kidding? That's Loni Anderson?

Posted by: moki at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (mFoNl)

142 I hear RBG is already doing pushups to get back in shape

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (+6jVU)

143 115
Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018
**She never disappeared for me, even though I acknowledge that Loni was a bombshell back then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (Fz8ov)

144 115 Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK


Not to me, she wouldn't. I always preferred Jan Smithers to Loni, who always looked so pumped up and artificial.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (e6Pf6)

145 >>Will be? I'm pretty sure they already are.


I should've made more emphasis on the 'ghost' part

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

146 Trump: Eminent domain
Hitler: Anschluss.

There is no...(abort, retry, fail)

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

147 Reuters link - still in hospital, posted 6 hours ago.

https://tinyurl.com/yadoe7xn

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (0NAbP)

148 can We get a bikini pic so we can ID her positively ?

Posted by: Yo! at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (1XAal)

149 Lovely lady, with seemingly a very nice, friendly smile. Looks like a normal guy could chat her up and even if it didn't go anywhere, you would walk away feeling glad you talked to her.

Posted by: RM at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (U3LtS)

150 "There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM) "

Seriously? Yogi?

Greatest catcher ever but was always a goofy looking dude.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

151 Newsweek, Mar. 21, 1966 issue. She's also on the cover riding.... well, she's not driving the motorcycle.

Pic's flipped.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (6qErC)

152 68 Tunisia forcing men suspected of being gay to undergo anal tests...

-
Well, at least they're not science deniers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

There's solid science behind that. If your anus has a dick in it, you're gay.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

153 Reuters link - still in hospital, posted 6 hours ago.



She's jogging between home and the hospital.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (LL1Be)

154 She's had a speed bag and a squat rack delivered to her room. Can't fall behind on her workout regimen...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (HaL55)

---

Don't be silly. Today is leg day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (0NAbP)

155 Dunc, that's very nice of you, but I recognize that as a distaff member of the Horde I am far, far out-numbered. OMuse and MisHum will occasionally throw in someone for the 'ettes, and I do believe even CBD has unbent enough to do so once or twice.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (U5tDi)

156 141 Are you kidding? That's Loni Anderson?
Posted by: moki at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (mFoN


No. You got the name of the TV show, but it's the other actress.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (e6Pf6)

157 34 Ezra Klein talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2018 11:17 AM (32dNJ)


My God Holmes! Your powers of observation and deduction are simply astounding.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (59GGI)

158 Is it weird that I'm wondering more what the car is than the girl, or am I just getting old?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (1ISKN)

159 she's been released and plans to work from home

Where she will work- for the People, mind you!- for the next forty years.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (CE5C/)

160 Once again, everyone at Chateau D'Eez endorses #88 wholeheartedly !

Get a gun, any gun - it has to be better than meeting the future with just a broomhandle or a kitchen knife in your hand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (tSXzq)

161 It puzzles me why we don't cheat as well. If the Dems can cheat, there are no rules, and hence it is lawful to cheat.

If one athlete has permission to use PEDs then they all do.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (/qEW2)

162

Jan Smithers? Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (/9p9e)

163 Feeding on freshly aborted babies has amazing restorative powers.

Posted by: Ruth Baby Guzzler at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (+H/11)

164 I hope Governor Scott has plenty of high powered legal help in Florida. He was livid at last night presser. I have the impression that he is standing all alone. The media is against him and the left has their usual nasty lawyers plus all the LIVs in Florida.

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (856Ys)

165 Jan Smithers > Waylon Smithers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

166 Elke Sommer

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (Yo/QD)

167 Apparently, you can do this in the Red Dead Redemption 2 game.

.................

I laughed my ass off watching those videos..

if ever we needed some non-PC laughs, it is right now!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (so+oy)

168
No. You got the name of the TV show, but it's the other actress.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (e6Pf6)

Ahhhhh.

The nose is similar, but I honestly don't remember the other girl at all. Maybe because the only episode I've seen of WKRP was the turkey drop.

Posted by: moki at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (mFoNl)

169 @144
Absolutely agree.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (wW03z)

170 RBG was seen leaving the hospital, entering a local gym, and hitting a few reps of 405 lb deadlifts on a trap bar.

Onlookers were surprised because she's supposed to be injured, but she shot back "This used to be my warmup set, faggots."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (oZ6kz)

171 Pic's flipped.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (6qEr


Yeah, I flip the pic to throw off the Google searching. Obviously, it doesn't work.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (e6Pf6)

172 The Notorious old hen, RBG, cracked three ribs? She'll never lay again!

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (2Mnv1)

173 166 Elke Sommer
Posted by: mercenary13 at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (Yo/QD)


She was on WKRP in Dusseldorf...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (/9p9e)

174 I regard people who come into the office with Strep Throat and proceed to cough all morning, with the same burning hate I normally have reserved for corrupt Florida election judges.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (hqZPQ)

175 @68 "Tunisia forcing men suspected of being gay to undergo anal tests..."

Is there a long and snakey line of applicants to be the inspector?


Posted by: Troll Feeder at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (hmjcR)

176 Well....I wanted it to be Britt Eklund.

Goes to find more coffee....

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

177 164. I say with absolute certainty that Scott is not hurting for legal help at this time in FL. How he uses it, we shall see. But he has the right people.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (wGbBR)

178 Is it weird that I'm wondering more what the car is than the girl, or am I just getting old?"

Nah. I was on the car too...


wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (6qErC)

179 Goldie Hawn?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (EZebt)

180

**If that were true, I'd have been working with a white cane and a service dog since I was 20. Maybe earlier.

I was at a SIL#2 gig at a local biker bar once where there was a blind guy walking around (replete with cane) wearing a t-shirt that said, "Mom told me I'd go blind if I kept doing that."
Yeah, biker bars are always interesting to play. I've seen things...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (HaL55)

181 136 " I have never heard 'oh look, here's a bunch of *GOP* ballots in this closet here that, pinky swear, have been here all this time.' Never, not once. "

..................

Trump said pretty much the same thing this morning before boarding his chopper..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (so+oy)

============

5 years prison.

$100,000 fine.

Barring from either voting or working in any election in any capacity for the rest of their lives.

...for the conspirators.

The person themselves?

Double the sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (viSzi)

182 Was RGB legally allowed to drive herself to and from the hospital?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (0NAbP)

183 110 38 RBG still in the hospital...

not a good sign*, no matter how they spin it.

they are likely worried about complications like blood clots, maybe, or she's on serious pain meds, or both. also increases her chances to contract pneumonia, which would have a good chance of killing her.

(*depending on your POV, of course)

https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/11/ginsburg-
up-and-moving-around-after-breaking-three-ribs/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2018 11:18 AM (Dagiw)
----------

She's been released and plans to work from home. Great, we have a telecommuting SC justice who just so happens to be drugged up with pain killers.


Installing the Hillary Model Two External Exo-skeleton.

Posted by: Matt Robespierre Yglesias at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (16OL0)

184 Newsweek, Mar. 21, 1966 issue. She's also on the cover riding.... well, she's not driving the motorcycle.

Pic's flipped.



That is an impressive act of Hordespergers.

Also, it's bullshit to flip the picture in a guessing contest. It creates false clues.

It did bother me that she seemed to be eating an American ice cream cone and sitting in a British car, but I went with the car.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

185 Okay, make that #81 ...

*remembers why we don't do that here*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (tSXzq)

186 Jan Smithers did not age well. On the other hand, Loni Anderson aged very well.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (A6Xv7)

187 112 mmm Bailey...
Posted by: The Grays at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (LL1Be)

holds out coffee cup.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (d7Ww2)

188 (Yes, I know it's unlikely that she has been legally allowed to operate a motor vehicle for a decade or more)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (0NAbP)

189 Lani Anderson, huh?

Posted by: cpurick at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (7YrFp)

190 Yeah, I flip the pic to throw off the Google searching. Obviously, it doesn't work."

Some of us old ... guys know a chevy steering wheel goes on 'tother side...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (6qErC)

191 143 115
Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018**She never disappeared for me, even though I acknowledge that Loni was a bombshell back then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (Fz8ov)

144 115 Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK

Not to me, she wouldn't. I always preferred Jan Smithers to Loni, who always looked so pumped up and artificial.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:28 AM (e6Pf6)

I'm just sayin'. I looked at the group picture and Loni just...boom. I forgot even to look for any other woman in the group. Same problem in side-by-side pics.

Loni might be Barbie fake but she pops. I wish we'd had more ice cream Jan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

192 Loni Anderson

Posted by: nodnol at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (l8a2X)

193 I'm so old, I remember when "election interference" was the crime of the century.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (LL1Be)

194 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)

Stick to paintings.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (A6Xv7)

195 It puzzles me why we don't cheat as well. If the Dems can cheat, there are no rules, and hence it is lawful to cheat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

......................

Because they own the big urban areas where all the cheating is possible..

Some rural county might have its elections commission run by Republicans.. but there's very little wiggle room for cheating..

And.. this is also why Soros is buying up state AG positions around the country.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy)

196 >>163 Feeding on freshly aborted babies has amazing restorative powers. Posted by: Ruth Baby Guzzler at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (+H/11)

She learned this from the wise Latina. Chichimeca. The 'Dog People.' They smoke their young and eat them during the desert transit.

Had Lawrence of Arabia known this--and had a smoked baby--he'd have done likewise during his "Anvil of the Sun" transit.

Posted by: Zod at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

197 For the ettes, legendary NHLer Bobby Hull :
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydcb2nbj

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (pMGkg)

198 168


No. You got the name of the TV show, but it's the other actress.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (e6Pf6)



Ahhhhh.



The nose is similar, but I honestly don't remember the other girl at
all. Maybe because the only episode I've seen of WKRP was the turkey
drop.

Posted by: moki at November 09, 2018
**
I'm fairly sure the Bailey Q. character was in that one. Jan's Bailey was so low-key, the producers had to get her to speak up instead of murmuring on screen. Didn't matter to me. Bailey was the sort of girl you wanted to take home and keep, while Loni's Jennifer was otherworldly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (Fz8ov)

199 I found something on clearance that I will wear again at DSW.
Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 11:27 AM (z1Dz9)
-----------

Atta girl, shibumi. I got plain white dyeable shoes for my wedding, because I had a traditional long dress and no one was going to see them anyway. A few years later I dyed them to match my bridesmaid's dress for my sister-in-law's wedding. One less pair of dyeable shoes I had to buy! I hope that trend has died out. Or dyed out.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (U5tDi)

200 holds out coffee cup.....

::rops in a quarter:::

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (dM3St)

201 The EV numbers showed Dems surging in the final Friday-Sunday numbers. They REALLY got their people out.
______________

Or they mailed in a bunch of phony ballots.

We need something better than signatures for verification. They're too easy to fake.

And I find those Yuma numbers very suspicious. There need to be spot audits of the mail-ins, with a bunch of them chosen at random and the voters called to verify that these were their ballots, and their votes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (fqUgw)

202 Jan Smithers was prettier. I believe it.

Posted by: cpurick at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (7YrFp)

203 121 OM, please remember the 'ettes, and bluebell in particular, for candidates for your young hottie series.

IIRC, bluebell likes Paul Newman and Tom Selleck.

There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)


In the 40s the Yankee left fielder was Charlie Keller, nicknamed "King Kong". When Berra first showed up in spring training, Spud Chandler (one of their ace pitchers) said, "They finally found one uglier than Keller."

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (59GGI)

204 Yeah, I flip the pic to throw off the Google searching. Obviously, it doesn't work.


Google searching is cheating and anyone who wins that way should feel low in his soul, like a microbe trying to eat the wood of the barrel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

205 Oh sure.. now I get some silly emogi."Drops"

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (dM3St)

206 if she can't make it to court then she needs to provide proof of life.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (hctoC)

207 Somali tries to kill cops in Melbourne after having exploded his car...

Citizen video:
https://twitter.com/LFCCouch/status/
1060781937181188097

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/
1060787923698610176

MSM reports:
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/
1060899856229662720

Note citizens trying to help the cops.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (Evws/)

208
I had a huge crush on Jan Smithers when that show was out. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (/9p9e)

209 nailed it.

*walks off, whistling in triumph.*


*falls into open street drain*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (6qErC)

210 Those $2,000 shoes cost about $4.85 in materials and $0.25 in Indonesian sweatshop child labor.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

211 "In the 40s the Yankee left fielder was Charlie Keller, nicknamed "King Kong". When Berra first showed up in spring training, Spud Chandler (one of their ace pitchers) said, "They finally found one uglier than Keller."

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (59GGI) "

Nobody out-uglies Don Mossi, though.

I miss when baseball had good nicknames. Mossi was "The Sphinx."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)

212 68 Tunisia forcing men suspected of being gay to undergo anal tests...



-

Well, at least they're not science deniers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)



There's solid science behind that. If your anus has a dick in it, you're gay.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (7HtZB)

Hey! WE are in charge of anal probing, puny humans!


Posted by: The Grey Aliens, Outer Space at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (gmo/4)

213 Looks like Rep. MethLab's lead in the AZ Senate race has been cut by about 1/3 overnight and is now under 10k.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (NYS7S)

214 they are likely worried about complications like blood clots, maybe, or she's on serious pain meds, or both. also increases her chances to contract pneumonia, which would have a good chance of killing her.

Hold on, Ruthie, we've almost got the Senate where we need it. Give us another week.

Posted by: Dems 2018 at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (98WNR)

215
::rops in a quarter:::

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:34 AM (dM3St)

---

Ha. Weren't you saying something about ampersands and such on the other thread?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (0NAbP)

216 Broward County, ah, the county the MFM kept talking about on election night 2016. They said, and hoped it would carry Hillary over the top in Florida.

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (nLs2q)

217 164 I hope Governor Scott has plenty of high powered legal help in Florida. He was livid at last night presser. I have the impression that he is standing all alone. The media is against him and the left has their usual nasty lawyers plus all the LIVs in Florida.
Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 11:30 AM (856Ys)

Martell, the lawsuit Governor Scott has filed against that lying Broward County Supervisor of Voter Fraud is in conjunction with the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

I suspect they aren't leaving him hanging out to dry. They want him in the Senate. If for no other reason than to keep Cocaine Mitch from sweating the numbers each time he has to confirm a judge.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (CmURZ)

218 I never liked Loni Anderson. Her mouth is too broad, jaw too rounded and nose too upturned. This Smithers girl on the other hand is very wholesome and attractive looking.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

219 She was on WKRP in Dusseldorf...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (/9p9e)


Probably more like DKRP in Dusseldorf.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (e6Pf6)

220 There was clearly a time vortex involved -- they were spare ballots manufactured in Bridgeport by the Chicago Outfit in 1960 that traveled interdimensionally into a Florida school broom closet in 2018.


Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (hqZPQ)

221 You can Google search a picture?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (1ISKN)

222 Jan Smithers did not age well. On the other hand, Loni Anderson aged very well.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:32 AM (A6Xv7)
--------

Or, to put it another way, Loni got more plasticky.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (U5tDi)

223 Everyone wants to marry the girl next door and bang the Barbie.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (A6Xv7)

224 208


I had a huge crush on Jan Smithers when that show was out. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018
**
Hell, I married a girl who looked much like her. (I'm biased, therefore; stipulated.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (Fz8ov)

225 Loni aged well because she had Burt's alimony to help her!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (Evws/)

226
The Tucker Carlson thing has me thinking about non-lethal home security options...

http://www.pyrodirect.com/Category/Survival_and_Security

Stuff like smoke grenades, trip wires, .22 blanks, pyrotechnic stuff. If a person knew something was coming they could have one hell of a reception committee waiting.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (URwyc)

227 https://tinyurl.com/yb3uj9yz

GOT IT!! GOT !!

SFW

Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (xqfqx)

228

Is it weird that I'm wondering more what the car is than the girl, or am I just getting old?

I though she was sitting in a Kamakiriad at first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (HaL55)

229 221 You can Google search a picture?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (1ISKN)

Jah, right click (if you're using chrome) and choose 'search google for image'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

230 https://tinyurl.com/yb3uj9yz

GOT IT!! GOT !!"

Way to catch up...


Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (6qErC)

231 This Smithers girl on the other hand is very wholesome and attractive looking.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)


Concur.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:37 AM (e6Pf6)

232 The doctor rated RBGs condition as better than alligators but worse than train tracks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (+d2Y6)

233 "Looks like Rep. MethLab's lead in the AZ Senate race has been cut by about 1/3 overnight and is now under 10k.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (NYS7S) "

Unless there's a remaining red county with a trunk full of votes, I think Sinema has it wrapped up. If Maricopa still has votes left, they'd likely either break for Sinema or very slightly for McSally, not enough to make up 9k.

How the fuck did something like 200,000 people vote for both Ducey and Sinema? That's just mind boggling to me.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)

234 I don't know who she is, but I don't think it's Jan Smithers.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (cxHbL)

235 Aren't enough votes in rural precincts to bother trying to cheat. It only works in highly populated areas where you can flip or create votes in the tens of thousands.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (hrcfq)

236 Who dis?

...........

+1 circa 1960ish?

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (T3zWB)

237 Wow Trump should do these helicopter presses more often. He is on fire.

Posted by: Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (DKFs9)

238 195 It puzzles me why we don't cheat as well. If the Dems can cheat, there are no rules, and hence it is lawful to cheat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

......................

Because they own the big urban areas where all the cheating is possible..

Some rural county might have its elections commission run by Republicans.. but there's very little wiggle room for cheating..

And.. this is also why Soros is buying up state AG positions around the country.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:33 AM (so+oy)


All true, but also remember that every "news" organ in the country would be all over it. Shows fascist Republican perfidy, in contrast to the pure as snow Democrats. Half of them believe that, the other half are happy to lie about it.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (59GGI)

239 PDT, after a long and difficult time on the campaign trail,spends time with his family. "You see, Barron, you have to break open this plastic case. There you go, son. Now tell this officer the numbers in it. Good boy. Guess what Barron, you just glassed Broward County'.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (xzqr4)

240 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

You mean they are just now finding votes in Florida and Georgia -- but the Election was on Tuesday? Let's blame the Russians and demand an immediate apology from President Putin!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (2I4LM)

241 I must denounce myself because I know not Jan Smithers.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (QgDuz)

242 Ok, gotta go.

That pic thingy was FUN!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (6qErC)

243

DanRiehl @DanRiehl
25m25 minutes ago

McSally has gained on Sinema by 500 votes for now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (2I4LM)

244 And.. this is also why Soros is buying up state AG positions around the country.
____________________

In AZ, it's the Secretary of State who oversees elections, not the AG. We currently have a Republican SOS.

But it's the county recorders who oversee the vote counting.

In Maricopa County (where Phoenix and most of AZ's population lives), the recorder is a Dim man named Adrian Fontes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (fqUgw)

245 An innocent Britt Ekland, before being corrupted by Bond and Rod Stewart.

Posted by: jseubanks at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (8jFmO)

246 They are stealing the state senate seat and house seats in Illinois as well. DuPage Co. was reliably red. This year, Dem votes up an insane amount. The sitting republican state senator was up by 12 (12!) votes on election night. Lo and behold, a whopping 16,000+ mail in votes have not been counted yet (out of approx. 52,000 total mail in ballots). So, as we speak these votes are being counted. I'm helping when I can, but the dems have literally a mob of millennial douchebags sitting in the room (probably 20 at a time) calling the voters who forgot to sign mail in ballots, etc. At one point yesterday there were 68 dem votes added to the total to 1 republican vote.
I've never been more convinced a shooting war is inevitable.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2018 11:39 AM (a+WIL)

247 Just imagine if we'd had an Attorney General for the last two years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (0NAbP)

248 @207
Somali religion of peace....that'll be the last of that in the news

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (VckGX)

249 Hi everyone.

I made it back home this morning.

That's all.


J

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (Uiz/V)

250 Loni Anderson's beauty is such that I would want her as arm candy for a night on the town. In contrast, I would want Jan Smithers as a long-term girlfriend or wife. That's the difference.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (e6Pf6)

251 You gotta remember, guys, the current pics of Jan . . . she's, what, 68???

Not everybody can maintain as well as Susan Lucci, for example. (Though Jan would be well served by dyeing her hair a little darker.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (Fz8ov)

252 Yeah, I flip the pic to throw off the Google searching. Obviously, it doesn't work.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:31 AM (e6Pf6)
++++++++++
I can abstain in the future. I only did it because we hit 100 comments without a resolution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (I2dne)

253 rbg was going to drive herself home from the hospital but, she couldn't operate the hand crank on her model t touring car. the ribs just wouldn't let that happen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (KP5rU)

254 is DickNipple troll over here now

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (+om3e)

255 Sorry Loni Anderson but I also hate that peroxide blond.Angie Dickinson was way hotter with her natural hair color.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (BXMxN)

256 lol I want one

https://www.ebay.com/itm/223200438928

Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (HnRt8)

257 Loni Anderson's beauty is such that I would want her as arm candy for a night on the town. In contrast, I would want Jan Smithers as a long-term girlfriend or wife. That's the difference.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (e6Pf6)

---

You'd probably get to have sex with Loni.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (0NAbP)

258 213 Looks like Rep. MethLab's lead in the AZ Senate race has been cut by about 1/3 overnight and is now under 10k.
Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:36 AM (NYS7S)

============

McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (vBp5w)

259 Unless
there's a remaining red county with a trunk full of votes, I think
Sinema has it wrapped up. If Maricopa still has votes left, they'd
likely either break for Sinema or very slightly for McSally, not enough
to make up 9k.

There could be upwards of 75k-100k ballots outside of Maricopa in counties that McSally won easily. Like Florida, this one is headed to the courts and won't be final until Thanksgiving at the earliest.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (NYS7S)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (tSXzq)

261 250
Loni Anderson's beauty is such that I would want her as arm candy for a
night on the town. In contrast, I would want Jan Smithers as a long-term
girlfriend or wife. That's the difference.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018


The definitive word on the subject. Thanks, OM.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (Fz8ov)

262 Jan Smithers did not age well.
Totally disagree.

Natural beauty at 68.

https://tinyurl.com/yba4gadr
vs. PlasticWoman Loni.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (LL1Be)

263 217.
I just had a crazy idea. What if those thousands of Broward ballots with votes for governor and other officers but no vote for senate were due to people filing them out in a rush as in false ballots? Let's say they were trying to fill as many ballots as possible to help the dems win and in their rush they omitted the senator section which in Broward was at the bottom of the ballot easily missed.

Nah...too far fetched.

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (856Ys)

264
Tunisia forcing men suspected of being gay to undergo anal tests...


I'm guessing that has been the plot line of many a gay porn video

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (TAmPV)

265 Oh, "that's the difference," not "what's the difference."

Sorry.

Also blowjobs, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (0NAbP)

266 @207
Somali religion of peace....that'll be the last of that in the news

-
Eh. More than 100 miles away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)

267 For the 'ettes, on the other end of the baseball spectrum, young Eddie Matthews and Mickey Mantle:


https://tinyurl.com/mickmath

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (oZ6kz)

268 I was going to say a young Cheryl Tiegs for the picture, until I saw the clues.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE)

269 Wasn't Loni Anderson banging Burt Reynolds back then?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (bQtop)

270 Jan Smithers!

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (gmd6f)

271 Nobody out-uglies Don Mossi, though.

I miss when baseball had good nicknames. Mossi was "The Sphinx."
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)


Great article in the Bill James Historical Abstract. "Joe Torre escaping from Devil's Island", and ears that looked as if they belonged to a larger species and had been attached without proper supervision.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (59GGI)

272 As soon as I saw the clues, I figured it out.

Ain't telling though., although she's the winner on a certain either/or debate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (xPJvm)

273 Hi everyone.

I made it back home this morning.

That's all.


J
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (Uiz/V)
---------

Hi Witchdoktor. Where were you?

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:43 AM (U5tDi)

274 234 I don't know who she is, but I don't think it's Jan Smithers.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (cxHbL)


Yes, it actually is Jan Smithers. Pic is from 1966 when she was, I think, 17 years old.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (e6Pf6)

275 251 You gotta remember, guys, the current pics of Jan . . . she's, what, 68???

Not everybody can maintain as well as Susan Lucci, for example. (Though Jan would be well served by dyeing her hair a little darker.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (Fz8ov)

============

I'm starting to think Lucci is following Countess Bathory's beauty regimen.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (vBp5w)

276 You'd probably get to have sex with Loni.
______________

You and everybody else.

In Burt Reynolds' autobiography, he said he met Loni Anderson at a party when she asked him to dance and then whispered in his ear: I want to have your baby.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (fqUgw)

277 Ain't telling though., although she's the winner on a certain either/or debate.


=====

Man, Whoopi has NOT aged well.




What?! Stop looking at me like that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (Uiz/V)

278 well I meant the Aussie news, as bad as ours, even the tweet from a witness a says something like "please don't use this video of this crazed immigrant stabbing people to judge, give hugs thanks"

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (VckGX)

279 In the Newsweek cover that shows this pic side by side with present day Jan, I think she's held up well.

Nobody stays 23 forever.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (fuK7c)

280 Mary Ann > Jan Smithers > Loni Anderson
Fight me.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 11:44 AM (dM3St)

281 "There could be upwards of 75k-100k ballots outside of Maricopa in counties that McSally won easily. Like Florida, this one is headed to the courts and won't be final until Thanksgiving at the earliest.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (NYS7S) "

I guess all the voting results are still wrong then because I only saw a few smaller McSally counties with outstanding precincts. That gives me a bit more hope but I'm still going with the "team with possession" metric.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

282 A young Loni Anderson?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (z79tQ)

283
274 234 I don't know who she is, but I don't think it's Jan Smithers.

Posted by: BignJames at November 09, 2018 11:38 AM (cxHbL)

Yes, it actually is Jan Smithers. Pic is from 1966 when she was, I think, 17 years old.


You sure it's not Bruce Springsteen?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (HnRt8)

284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

285 I guess that makes sense because I haven't seen many lefties spiking the ball yet, even with Sinema taking a lead. If they knew they had it, they'd be gloating already.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

286 Natural beauty at 68.

https://tinyurl.com/yba4gadr


What a great collection. And 68? She's definitely aging well.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (NpvYf)

287 > rbg was going to drive herself home from the hospital but, she couldn't operate the hand crank on her model t touring car. the ribs just wouldn't let that happen.

Fake news. Everyone knows she drives a Stanley Steamer.

> You'd probably get to have sex with Loni.

I dunno.... much of the best sex of my life has been with somewhat nerdy girls like Jan.

Brolin definitely downgraded when he traded her in on Barbra Streisand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (vOkuK)

288 McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.

-
Sinema is expecting a U Haul truck full of ballots from the Home Office in San Francisco.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

289 Watching the DC 10 doing a drop on the fire, awesome sight

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (bQtop)

290 262
Jan Smithers did not age well.
Totally disagree.

Natural beauty at 68.

https://tinyurl.com/yba4gadr
vs. PlasticWoman Loni.


Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018


Again, if Jan would simply darken her hair a bit, her age would not be so apparent. That grey, no matter how glossy, healthy, and non-blue or non-yellow it is, triggers people to think, "Old."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (Fz8ov)

291 not springsteen. country joe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (KP5rU)

292 Loved WKRP - the Thanksgiving episode where they dropped the live turkeys from a helicopter as part of a promotional stunt gone awry is still some of the funniest TV ever filmed.
Loni was supposed to be the hottie of the show - but Jan Smithers was always my fave (a sort of Ginger vs. Maryann thing IYKWIMAITTYD)

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (gmd6f)

293 Bluebell, just got back from a week in Las Vegas. A good time, but the free casino drinks were even more watered down than I remember.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (Uiz/V)

294 Jan Smithers.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810453/

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (sPJyv)

295 284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

that's because he's really a tranny?

wait, what?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

296 REPORTER: "Do you want [Whitaker] to reign in Robert Mueller?"

TRUMP: "What a stupid question. But I watch you a lot, you ask a lot of stupid questions."

on cspan, hehe

gotta love him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (2I4LM)

297 Ah, I see.
The other one, without the fake knockers.

Cute.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (z79tQ)

298 Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 11:42 AM (LL1Be)

Loni is 72. There is a side by side photo at that same event. We agree to disagree.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (A6Xv7)

299 We finished going thru hubby's open enrollment. Once again he gets to pay more for crappier coverage.
Thanks for fixing that, GOP!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (dMvl+)

300 Somali terrorist attack addendum: I just got further down in the Twitter thread I'm reading about it. The terrorist killed one, and wounded two others before the cop shot him.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 11:47 AM (Evws/)

301 258
McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (vBp5w)

==========

Are we still doing phrasing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:47 AM (viSzi)

302 They are stealing the state senate seat and house seats in Illinois as well. DuPage Co. was reliably red. This year, Dem votes up an insane amount. The sitting republican state senator was up by 12 (12!) votes on election night. Lo and behold, a whopping 16,000+ mail in votes have not been counted yet (out of approx. 52,000 total mail in ballots). So, as we speak these votes are being counted. I'm helping when I can, but the dems have literally a mob of millennial douchebags sitting in the room (probably 20 at a time) calling the voters who forgot to sign mail in ballots, etc. At one point yesterday there were 68 dem votes added to the total to 1 republican vote.
I've never been more convinced a shooting war is inevitable.
Posted by: Eli Cash

.............

Is that legal? You can call someone and ask if they forgot to sign the ballot?

Shouldn't it just be thrown out??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2018 11:47 AM (so+oy)

303 >> 209 nailed it.
Lucky bastard.

Posted by: South of Caligirl at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (o2vOl)

304 are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (dMvl+)

305 Bluebell, just got back from a week in Las Vegas. A good time, but the free casino drinks were even more watered down than I remember.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (Uiz/V)
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Ah! Hopefully that means you were more alert and won more! Or lost less.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (U5tDi)

306 Very OT:

Fox news reports the town of Paradise, Ca. destroyed by 28 Sq. mi. still uncontrolled wild fire. Pictures and stories horrific.

I lived there for 3 yrs. in late 70's. If the town had been anywhere but California I never would have left. Loved that place ... photos are depressing.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (s+Ns1)

307 OM, please remember the 'ettes, and bluebell in particular, for candidates for your young hottie series.

IIRC, bluebell likes Paul Newman and Tom Selleck.

There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)


And also Larry the Cable Guy is cute and Sam Elliott. Totally different but both are good looking!

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (9f1me)

308 -
--
TRUMP: "What a stupid question. But I watch you a lot, you ask a lot of stupid questions."


--------------------

Awesome.


Posted by: irright at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (pMGkg)

309 As was stated "Funny how no uncounted and suddenly found votes for Republicans ever turn up."And as a Voter for every election I see this happen and expect it every election.Now republicans and democrats need to understand, we as voters will lose faith in the system for both you clowns (R) and (D) then you will just have illegal uncounted but found votes deciding Who and What you Clowns (R) and (D) want we the voters will just see the entire system as fake as media and quit.Only the fanatics of both sides will vote numerous times and their fraud will decide elections, most likely in favor of democrats.Fool Proof this system or go home and surrender Republicans.democrats? You clowns (D) need to be ashamed. and punished.Jesus what a goat screw!

Posted by: obsidian at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (7+yqP)

310 Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today. --

Are we not doing phrasing, or was that deliberate?
Cuz the way I read it was with creep voice, and it's funny.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (z79tQ)

311 Hello all: finally made it home today, they let us back in to our homes but depending on how the winds move potentially to be evacuated again. What a wretched day for Thousand Oaks..

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (BWEfk)

312

not springsteen. country joe.


Wavy Gravy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (HaL55)

313 Again, because it's still earworming me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWN65nAkk20

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (tSXzq)

314 Not
everybody can maintain as well as Susan Lucci, for example. (Though Jan
would be well served by dyeing her hair a little darker.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (Fz8ov)



============



I'm starting to think Lucci is following Countess Bathory's beauty regimen.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018

Her secret: Excellent choice in parents.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (Fz8ov)

315 301 258
McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (vBp5w)

==========

Are we still doing phrasing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:47 AM (viSzi)

Archer abandoned 'phrasing' and 'fun', sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK8)

316 Wasn't Loni Anderson banging Burt Reynolds back then?
=========================
Burt banged her; then she banged Burt.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (bWBdM)

317 I can abstain in the future. I only did it because we hit 100 comments without a resolution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (I2dn


After 100+ comments, that's fair.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (e6Pf6)

318 Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.
=========

Pffft.

I've taken 15 today.

Posted by: Shep! at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

319
Wow.

Democrats dont even need Russian collusion to steal elections. They do all the heavy lifting themselves.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (vIjh1)

320 One more load won't do much for Sinema, her hair is already nice and shiny.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (oZ6kz)

321 are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?


I heard that on Fox this morning.

The turkey baster jokes and speculation as to Barack's inability to perform should become memes here in 10...9...8...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (fuK7c)

322 Well that chick is very...orange.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (8tNRg)

323
Watching the DC 10 doing a drop on the fire, awesome sight


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM (bQtop)


Can you tell if the DC-10 is dropping ballots from Broward County?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

324
I guess Chooms sperm count was too low for traditional insemination. Or the entire idea of intercourse without another male present turned him off.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (URwyc)

325

Sunny Hostin said that the female aide at the White House committed "battery" against CNN's Jim Acosta during President Donald Trump's press conference Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

326 311 Hello all: finally made it home today, they let us back in to our homes but depending on how the winds move potentially to be evacuated again. What a wretched day for Thousand Oaks..
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (BWEfk)

was thinking of you earlier, IC. Prayers up.
please be safe.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (d7Ww2)

327 304
are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (dMvl+)
Next we'll hear the sperm was donated as TFG shot blanks.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)

328 I can abstain in the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (I2dn

0----

Especially if youre married....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (vIjh1)

329 Morgan Fairchild has also aged very well.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (A6Xv7)

330 To repeat what I said in JJ's thread, those comments about Democrats voting on Wednesday weren't jokes, they were true.

In other news, I'll insist that the all-time champ for aging well was Lauren Bacall. Must have been the rabbit sandwiches.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (59GGI)

331 284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)
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She's got weird cleavage.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (Xvo1a)

332 310 Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today. --

Are we not doing phrasing, or was that deliberate?
Cuz the way I read it was with creep voice, and it's funny.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 09, 2018 11:48 AM (z79tQ)

============

A little bit of both actually.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (vBp5w)

333 are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?
==========

That's what happens when you have a gay husband, but have to make it all look good for political purposes.

I am now firmly in the "he's 100% gay" camp.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

334 are you serious about Mooch using in vitro?

Have they identified the surrogate female?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (lK7fO)

335 284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

This explains so much...I wonder who the sperm donor was.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (bcbK8)

336 "The turkey baster jokes and speculation as to Barack's inability to perform should become memes here in 10...9...8...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (fuK7c) "

They tried nailing up a Tiger Beat cover on the headboard but that only turned on Barry's white half.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)

337 Or the entire idea of intercourse without another male present turned him off.
____________

Hard to imagine Bathhouse Barry being turned off by that!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

338 This explains so much...I wonder who the sperm donor was.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (bcbK

Webb Hubbel?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 11:52 AM (KUaJL)

339 If RGB dies, well, Trump better nominate a liberal woman. Or else. I can already hear the screams.

Do you think they'll suggest Michelle/ Michael Obama?


Posted by: shibumi at November 09, 2018 11:20 AM (z1Dz9)

Objection, one of these things is not like the other...


Also, MP4 - don't feel bad about not liking the RDR2 clip. it's not everyone cup of tea.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 11:52 AM (8D42x)

340 >>>284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)
_______
And now the world knows my last name.

Paolo inVitro

Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (lu6wD)

341 REPORTER: "Do you want [Whitaker] to reign in Robert Mueller?"



TRUMP: "What a stupid question. But I watch you a lot, you ask a lot of stupid questions."



on cspan, hehe



gotta love him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 11:46 AM

----

Trump is in his element in these confrontations and he thrives on it and those idiots still don't get it. They still don't know how to handle someone who speaks their mind and isn't in to politician double speak.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (JUOKG)

342 From WZ:

In a chilling final Facebook post, the war vet who massacred 12 people in a California bar ranted about mass shootings and the "hopes and prayers" commonly offered to victims after them, according to a report.

"I hope they call me insane . . . (laughing emojis) wouldn't that just be a big ball of irony?" Ian David Long, 28, wrote around the time of Wednesday's attack, law enforcement officials told CNN.

" Yeah . . . I'm insane, but the only thing you people do after these shootings is 'hopes and prayers'. . or 'keep you in my thoughts' . . .every time . . . and wonder why these keep happening . . . "

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Well, I'm going with insane but also anti 2nd amendment activist? And I do mean activist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)

343
Wait wut??

Michelle O slept with Danny DeVito??? Is that even biologically possible???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (vIjh1)

344 329
Morgan Fairchild has also aged very well.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018


She's about Jan's age, isn't she? Or a year or two younger? She made a big splash on one of the nighttime soaps in the early '80s, a few years after Jan played on WKRP.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (Fz8ov)

345 I want to know Julio Franco's secret - dude played as an injury fill-in for over 10 games in the Japan League at 57!

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)

346 319
Wow.

Democrats dont even need Russian collusion to steal elections. They do all the heavy lifting themselves.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 11:50 AM (vIjh1)

That's why they pushed the 'Russian Interference' meme so hard. They know perfectly well how often they themselves cheat and fiddle with results.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (bcbK8)

347 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
3m3 minutes ago

As soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias, to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes. Don't worry, Florida - I am sending much better lawyers to expose the FRAUD!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (2I4LM)

348 Looks like CA is turning into another raging dumpster fire. One is just outside the Reagan library.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (OM1pY)

349 OM, please remember the 'ettes, and bluebell in particular, for candidates for your young hottie series.

IIRC, bluebell likes Paul Newman and Tom Selleck.

There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)

I thought for a minute you were suggesting that we were gonna get pics of the 'ettes...

I can hope...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (8D42x)

350 Ha, I can't blame the alcohol for my losses. Not at Craps, anyway.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (Uiz/V)

351 God bless you and your fam, IC

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (6r9jB)

352 347. I will take that as, Scott will hang on in FL.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (wGbBR)

353
Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro?


So Malia's and Sasha's daddy is Hispanic?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (TAmPV)

354 Wind is 60 mph in Malibu now

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (bQtop)

355 My beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild, has indeed aged well.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (Evws/)

356 So, Brak didn't punish her with babies?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (bWBdM)

357 311. Glad that you are safe

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (856Ys)

358 Today is Berserker's birthday

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (6r9jB)

359 315


Archer abandoned 'phrasing' and 'fun', sadly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK

==========

Yeah, it's last couple of seasons haven't been nearly as good as its first few.

Oh well, it's still amusing enough for me to binge watch a new season a few months after it's aired and I completely missed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (viSzi)

360 328 I can abstain in the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 11:40 AM (I2dn

0----

Especially if youre married....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (vIjh1)

A year-long headache just ain't normal.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

361 Michelle O slept with Danny DeVito??? Is that even biologically possible???

Posted by: fixerupper


Danny found his way out alive?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (HnRt8)

362 329 Morgan Fairchild has also aged very well.
_______________

Jane Fonda looks very good for an 80 whatever.

Her plastic surgeons have done a very good job on her; she doesn't have that weird alien look that a lot of over-done women (Joan Rivers) have had.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (fqUgw)

363 Mooch had to borrow Barry's uterus for both of those pregnancies.

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (uLuPn)

364 358 Today is Berserker's birthday
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 11:55 AM (6r9jB)

Oh yeah? Have a metal birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

365

As
soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias,
to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes.
Don't worry, Florida - I am sending much better lawyers to expose the
FRAUD!


That's my president right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (HaL55)

366 Gerard on AD said his house is gone. Damn. Prayers for those in the area. Had no idea it was this bad.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (5HBd1)

367 >>I wonder who the sperm donor was.


Bill Ayers?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)

368 This explains so much...I wonder who the sperm donor was.

"She" was.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

369 330 To repeat what I said in JJ's thread, those comments about Democrats voting on Wednesday weren't jokes, they were true.

In other news, I'll insist that the all-time champ for aging well was Lauren Bacall. Must have been the rabbit sandwiches.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM (59GGI)

Linda Evans for me. Or Kathy Smith.

My whole life life I wanted a woman who would age as gracefully as those two.

YCAGWYW

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK8)

370 are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?


Read it this morning, but I didn't verify it... Supposedly in her book.. She also said she had a miscarriage 20 years ago...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

371 Happy Birthday, Berserker!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (KP5rU)

372 Newsweek
@Newsweek
Democrats won the popular vote for president, House and Senate but control only one branch of government

-
Dude, imaginary votes don't count.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

373 I want to know Julio Franco's secret - dude played as an injury fill-in for over 10 games in the Japan League at 57!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (bWBdM)

374 Has RBG bought the farm yet? I thought I heard her death rattle a while ago.

Posted by: ALH, Deplorablette at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (uLuPn)

375 Uhhhhh let me be clear.

Do we want to be a country who makes fun for closed brothers on the down low? A nation who ridiucules a gay man who chooses to get a hand job from uhhhhhhh oiled Thai lady-boi at a fertility clinic so uhhhhhhh beautiful woman like Michelle, who has a clit the size of my thumb, can be punished with a baby?

Well there are those who we don't don't want to be that as a country? And uhhhhhh I'm with her!

Thank you!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (lu6wD)

376 I wonder who the sperm donor was.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:51 AM

The Paolo

Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (vtd+q)

377 I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (e6Pf6)

378 So Jews are a race?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (4ErVI)

379 284 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry

It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

.............

Was that before or after Mike's surgery?

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (T3zWB)

380 365

As
soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias,
to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes.
Don't worry, Florida - I am sending much better lawyers to expose the
FRAUD!

That's my president right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (HaL55)

Sweeeeeeeeeeet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

381 I want to know Julio Franco's secret - dude played as an injury fill-in for over 10 games in the Japan League at 57!
======================
We might have helped. A little.

Posted by: Anabolic Steroids at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (bWBdM)

382 365.

Did Trump actually say that?

Posted by: Martell at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (856Ys)

383 My whole life life I wanted a woman who would age as gracefully as those two.

YCAGWYW
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK

I've found we never get what we want. And if we get what we thought we wanted, it gets twisted and perverted, like a wish granted by a djinn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

384 And Happy Birthday, Berserker.

Kick a lot of ass today.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

385

So Malia's and Sasha's daddy is Hispanic?

With those names, I'd think the donor was a Black Russian.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (HaL55)

386 Newsweek is staffed by retards isn't it?

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (BXMxN)

387 >>>370 are yoy serious about Mooch using in vitro?


Read it this morning, but I didn't verify it... Supposedly in her book.. She also said she had a miscarriage 20 years ago...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
_______
We learned the hard way that my favorite hole isn't technically for baby making

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (lu6wD)

388 366 Gerard on AD said his house is gone. Damn. Prayers for those in the area. Had no idea it was this bad.

Terrible... I live in the area where we lost 5000 homes last October .... Friends homes were lost... Devastating

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (O2RFr)

389 Hello all: finally made it home today, they let us back in to our homes but depending on how the winds move potentially to be evacuated again. What a wretched day for Thousand Oaks..
Posted by: IC at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (BWEfk)
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I was wondering about you! I'm glad you're okay for now. Here's hoping they can get the fires out soon and you don't have to evacuate again.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (U5tDi)

390 383 My whole life life I wanted a woman who would age as gracefully as those two.

YCAGWYW
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK

I've found we never get what we want. And if we get what we thought we wanted, it gets twisted and perverted, like a wish granted by a djinn.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

I heard a 'joke' once that Hell was getting your prayers granted, in order.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK8)

391 My vote for future aged well candidates are Heather Graham and Susanna Hoffs.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (A6Xv7)

392
This explains so much...I wonder who the sperm donor was.


Some dego named Invitro

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (TAmPV)

393 So Jews are a race?


I wouldn't call taking 40 years to cross a desert a race. More like a stroll.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (fuK7c)

394 Trump mentioning the fraud in FL & GA, but not AZ. Unfortunately, that looks like a lost cause.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (7HtZB)

395 Ed Morrissey just told me AOSHQ is a fake conservative site. I believe him, because he's a totes tru-con.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (kFnmp)

396 I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


Rock Hudson ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (6r9jB)

397 Newsweek is staffed by retards isn't it?
=========

Well, yes, but more insidiously - this is the new "fact" on the left. It's meant to further degrade faith in our system.

It needs to be quashed and it needs to be quashed NOW.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

398 395 Ed Morrissey just told me AOSHQ is a fake conservative site. I believe him, because he's a totes tru-con.

The Pillsbury dough boy?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (O2RFr)

399 So Malia's and Sasha's daddy is Hispanic?

With those names, I'd think the donor was a Black Russian.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (HaL55)

Heh never thought about the Russian names.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (A6Xv7)

400 393 So Jews are a race?


I wouldn't call taking 40 years to cross a desert a race. More like a stroll.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (fuK7c)

The dirty rest stops didn't help.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (4ErVI)

401 >>>Rock Hudson ?



Harvey Fierstein.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (kFnmp)

402 >>Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry



Huh. Not surprising.
Put me down for not needing to know any more personal details about Michelle, her marriage and/or her family. Obama fatigue is real, and I still have it!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (W+vEI)

403
I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.


First! with "Joan Collins"....

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (dM3St)

404 383 My whole life life I wanted a woman who would age as gracefully as those two.

YCAGWYW
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Not to brag, but I found one over 30 years ago. She's downstairs now.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (59GGI)

405 As

soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias,

to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes.

Don't worry, Florida - I am sending much better lawyers to expose the

FRAUD!



That's my president right there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 11:56 AM (HaL55)



Sweeeeeeeeeeet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM

---

I said it yesterday but it bears repeating, Trump has taken off the gloves and is not going to play nice with the democrats now that the mid term is out of the way.

DOJ is going to be all over the vote fraud going on.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (JUOKG)

406 The Pillsbury dough boy?
____________

He knows all about fake conservatives, being at Hot Air for so many years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (fqUgw)

407 >>>The Pillsbury dough boy?


It's worth listening to his idiocy because you can always press his tummy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (kFnmp)

408 Wait, aren't Senators popular?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (0NAbP)

409 404 383 My whole life life I wanted a woman who would age as gracefully as those two.

YCAGWYW
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Not to brag, but I found one over 30 years ago. She's downstairs now.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (59GGI)

*Cues up the Rod Stewart*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (bcbK8)

410 Had to get to #56 before someone got it right. What's wrong with you people??!

Posted by: Richard Feder, Ft Lee NJ at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (WusEB)

411 Ooh, thank you in advance, OMuse. I know you'll not listen to these goofballs and will in fact give us someone nice.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (U5tDi)

412 I had a huge crush on Jan Smithers when that show was out. Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2018 11:35 AM (/9p9e)


I said to someone yesterday that I feel like a necrophile, because all of the actresses I get hot over are dead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)

413 More like a stroll, on their hands and knees.

Posted by: Commercial Interruption at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (3HNOQ)

414 _______
We learned the hard way that my favorite hole isn't technically for baby making
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (lu6wD)

I dunno.
We call them little shits. Mebbe for a reason.

Posted by: Parents irritated with crumb crunching carpet monkeys at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (z79tQ)

415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)

416 >>>378 So Jews are a race?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (4ErVI)
_________
Uhhhhhhhhhhh that's above my pay grade

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (lu6wD)

417 396 I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor

Rock Hudson ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (6r9jB)


No, it won't be obvious. You're going to have to guess.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (e6Pf6)

418 From the sidebar:

BTW, Ed: CNN is N E V E R going to put you on so you can stop doing little favors for them now, yeah?

------

That's what always made me laugh so hard about the HoutAir Cuck Brigade... they go into estrus for the Left, on the daily, thinking that might someday get a "real" job for their slavish efforts on behalf of the cause.

But AP and Poppin' Fresh are never going to be invited to a good cocktail party, much less get a TV gig or regular print one. They don't have the pedigree. It's all for nothing.

They're just washed-up $5 media whores, and HotAir.com is the last corner where they're ever gonna turn a trick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

419 Off Ad sock.

Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (3HNOQ)

420 415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?

No, but she should

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (O2RFr)

421 >>Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry



Reggie love bend over in front of her va-jay-jay and let the goop seep out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (kFnmp)

422 Newsweek is staffed by retards isn't it?
=======================
It has been since they got rid of ME!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, writhing on the floor w/a wallet jammed in his mouth at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (bWBdM)

423 Got my Criterion Collection edition of Red River a couple of days ago.

Such a quality film.

Too bad Howard Hughes shredded the ending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (viSzi)

424 Not to brag, but I found one over 30 years ago. She's downstairs now.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 12:00 PM (59GGI)
------

You are undoubtedly a wonderful husband.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (U5tDi)

425 like a wish granted by a djinn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

---

I love those stories. I really do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (0NAbP)

426 315 301 258
McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.
Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (vBp5w)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
McSally has had favorable counties drop and she's getting about half of her election day percentage.

This morning a country dropped that she won by 22%. She won these ballots by 11%.

It's over.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (KaSl8)

427 415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)

Someone here mentioned that yesterday, saying that one of the California papers were reporting that.

But I haven't heard it anywhere else or seen a link.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (72PAC)

428 395 Ed Morrissey just told me AOSHQ is a fake conservative site. I believe him, because he's a totes tru-con.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (kFnmp)

And he would know, huh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (bcbK8)

429 Newsweek
@Newsweek
Democrats won the popular vote for president, House and Senate but control only one branch of government


Uh, if one side wins one 'popular vote', wouldn't they win them all?

They're really just advocating for actual, brutal democracy (and all the things that really means).

It's almost like there are rules for a reason.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

430 413 More like a stroll, on their hands and knees.
Posted by: Commercial Interruption at November 09, 2018 12:01 PM (3HNOQ)


More like a trudge. Or a slog. Slog. sounds about right.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (e6Pf6)

431 415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)

==========

I swear, don't share this crap without a link.

You get our hopes up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (viSzi)

432 >>I said to someone yesterday that I feel like a necrophile, because all of the actresses I get hot over are dead.


Right there with ya, MP4 - I still swoon over Cary Grant and Gene Kelly.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

433
They're just washed-up $5 media whores, and HotAir.com is the last corner where they're ever gonna turn a trick.

And HotAir... What a perfect name... They are full of it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (O2RFr)

434 Now, to get back to Susan Dey.

There is a picture of someone who looks exactly like Susan Dey on the cover of a Finnish magazine in 1971 with a breast exposed.

I have never seen a credible reason as to why she would have done that and there, but in the interest of nsfw science:

https://bit.ly/2zDwqbv

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (fuK7c)

435 I remind IPspouse often that we look so much better than the majority of out HS graduating class. She laughs at me but it's true.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (dM3St)

436 The fucking Democrat Party is organized crime.

In every fucking respect.

Every fucking thing they do involves breaking the law.

That is fucking all.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (1beh4)

437 >>>And he would know, huh?


It was sarcasm, because no one talks to Ed Morrissey.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (kFnmp)

438 It has been since they got rid of ME!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald, writhing on the floor w/a wallet jammed in his mouth at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (bWBdM)

COME TO ME

Posted by: Tentacle Monster at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (72PAC)

439 Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.

I would say 'phrasing,' but whatever.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

440 There are those who say the Jews are a race and those who say the Jews are a religion. Instead let's say to ourselves whatever George Soros is paying us to!

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (lu6wD)

441 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)

---

She wants to focus on her triathlon times. I heard that she thinks she can shave 10 seconds off the total and qualify for the Olympics.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (0NAbP)

442 Did you all read that Michele obama had her kids via In vitro? I knew she didn't have sex with bath house Barry
=======

Now a lot of things make sense, especially the story of the their meeting and "romance" that was continually put in our face. They even made a fucking movie about it and put a GD "marker" at the spot where they met.

All smoke and mirrors to cover for a homosexual fraud and his beard.

The fucking lies and propaganda never stop.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (vg8iE)

443 I heard a 'joke' once that Hell was getting your prayers granted, in order.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK

That could be very very bad. There was a book in the Chronicles of Narnia - can't remember which - where the protagonists land on an island where they are told by an inhabitant it's a place where dreams come true. The crew of the ship starts talking about how great it would be to see old what's her name again, to be rich, etc. The island inhabitant - who has a thousand yard stare - clarifies "Not daydreams. DREAMS." Understanding then begets terror.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

444 Her bicycle is one of the most f*cked up things you've ever seen, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (0NAbP)

445 I love Arizona - beautiful place - but taking a week to count ballots is - excuse the phrase - retarded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (kFnmp)

446 No, it won't be obvious. You're going to have to guess.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


Charles Nelson Reily ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)

447 444 Her bicycle is one of the most f*cked up things you've ever seen, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (0NAbP)

==========

This is really about Mac from It's Always Sunny, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (viSzi)

448 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!

Anyone else hearing that?
Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)

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All I can hear is Chucky Schumer screaming something about appointing judges after the 2020 election and something called garlic garland.... or .... something.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (vIjh1)

449 >>>I would say 'phrasing,' but whatever.


Are we still doing phrasing?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (kFnmp)

450 RBG is not going to retire.

In WI, Supreme Court Justice Shirley Abrahamson is battling cancer and is noticeably ill. But she hung on in case Scott Walker lost and Tony Evers could name her replacement. And that's just what will happen now.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (KaSl8)

451 311
Hello all: finally made it home today, they let us back in to our homes
but depending on how the winds move potentially to be evacuated again.
What a wretched day for Thousand Oaks..

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2018 11:49 AM (BWEfk)


Hope and prayer to you and your family. Can see the smoke from my office, here in Van Nuys.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (q1VoB)

452 Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (vg8iE)

I just can't buy the Obama gay stuff. If he was, it would have been used as a cudgel against opposing thought at some point during his 8 year reign.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (72PAC)

453 Charles Nelson Reily ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)
--------

Hush, you. Stop trying to "help."

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (U5tDi)

454 444 Her bicycle is one of the most f*cked up things you've ever seen, though.

And your little dog too!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (1beh4)

455 New version of traditional tv debate
Bailey Quarters or Mrs. Kotter(God rest her soul)

Posted by: Flatland farmer at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (QwTrN)

456 I love President Trump. Speak loudly and carry a big stick!!

Posted by: Flodrowningindemocratfraud at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (856Ys)

457 >>>439 Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.

I would say 'phrasing,' but whatever.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)
__________
For a fee, I can make this happen

Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (lu6wD)

458 >>>Hush, you. Stop trying to "help."


Paul Lynde?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (kFnmp)

459
Charles Nelson Reily ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)

Was a mighty man,
The kind of man you don't disrespect

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

460 @443 Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Posted by: lizabth at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (RFh5Y)

461 We learned the hard way that my favorite hole isn't technically for baby making
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at November 09, 2018 11:58 AM


Many of us in the bedroom
have to explain to the groom
that the vagina, not the rectum,
is the entrance to the womb.

Posted by: Fatima at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)

462 Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

Twilight Zone episode where the bad guy dies and he thinks he's in heaven because he can't lose at the gambling tables. Of course turns out he's in Hell.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (A6Xv7)

463 "There was a third one, as well. Lawrence Peter Berra, perhaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM) "

Seriously? Yogi?

Greatest catcher ever but was always a goofy looking dude.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

I'm going to wager that the inclusion of Yogi Berra was an attempt to troll...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (8D42x)

464 Hush, you. Stop trying to "help."



Posted by: bluebell


LOL

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (6r9jB)

465
It's over.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (KaSl


It ain't over until the fat bi-sexual sings

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (TAmPV)

466 459
Charles Nelson Reily ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)

Was a mighty man,
The kind of man you don't disrespect


Oh, puhleeeeease.

Posted by: Paul Lynde at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (1beh4)

467 460 @443 Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Posted by: lizabth at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (RFh5Y)

That's the one.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

468 Paul Lynde?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (kFnmp)
--------

You're not helping either, lawman.


Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (U5tDi)

469 McSally's big counties have yet to dump their ballots. Hers' will be releasing throughout the weekend and into next week. Sinema is supposed to get 1 more big load today.

Posted by: Jackal at November 09, 2018 11:41 AM (vBp5w)

so... We're not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (8D42x)

470 I just can't buy the Obama gay stuff. If he was, it would have been used as a cudgel against opposing thought at some point during his 8 year reign.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (72PAC)

Admitting it would have turned off the black vote.

Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (vtd+q)

471 459
Charles Nelson Reily ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)

Was a mighty man,
The kind of man you don't disrespect
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

472 Bailey Quarters or Mrs. Kotter(God rest her soul)


I don't remember Mrs. Kotter but I do remember thinking no way could he ever pull tang like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (fuK7c)

473 The Constitution doesn't say the Supreme Court Justices must physically sit in chambers, and the ADA requires federal accomodations, so maybe RBG can just Skype in from home during the next term if she's not 100%?

Posted by: Desperate Liberals at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (3MG/9)

474 If RBG should pass, Trump absolutely should nominate a liberal woman. Hillary, Kamala, take your pick.

Then the Senate can vote her down and approve the real nominee. C'mon, y'know it would be awesome.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (jp0Bv)

475 It was over Tuesday. This is something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (0NAbP)

476
434
Now, to get back to Susan Dey.



There is a picture of someone who looks exactly like Susan Dey on
the cover of a Finnish magazine in 1971 with a breast exposed.



I have never seen a credible reason as to why she would have done that and there, but in the interest of nsfw science:



https://bit.ly/2zDwqbv

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018


That does indeed look like her, down to the little cleft chin. As for the why, hey, it was the '70s. I suppose it could be faked; they didn't have Photoshop then, but no doubt there were other methods . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (Fz8ov)

477 460 @443 Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Posted by: lizabth at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (RFh5Y)

==========

I never really got into that series as a kid.

It turned me off that we got new characters instead of staying with the original.

I then read the whole series as an adult and found them charming but thin.

I much prefer The Screwtape Letters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (viSzi)

478 >>>You're not helping either, lawman.


But he's faaaaabulous!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (Agn5J)

479 I hope McSally does not get appointed to the McCain seat. She must have been an awful candidate and that won't change in a few years.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (KaSl8)

480 Happy birthday, Berserker!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

481 466 459
Charles Nelson Reily ?
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:05 PM (6r9jB)

Was a mighty man,
The kind of man you don't disrespect

Oh, puhleeeeease.
Posted by: Paul Lynde at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM (1beh4)

Weird Al says otherwise.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

482 Paul Lynde?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:06 PM (kFnmp)
--------

You're not helping either, lawman.


Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (U5tDi)

----

Soupy Sales

Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 12:09 PM (vIjh1)

483 Donald J. Trump
As soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias, to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes. Don't worry, Florida I am sending much better lawyers to expose the FRAUD!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 12:09 PM (+om3e)

484 That does indeed look like her, down to the little cleft chin. As for the why, hey, it was the '70s. I suppose it could be faked; they didn't have Photoshop then, but no doubt there were other methods . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (Fz8ov)

-----

Nyet. There were no other methods. Believe what you see, comrade.

Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at November 09, 2018 12:09 PM (AzW6q)

485 Soupy Sales
Posted by: fixerupper at November 09, 2018 12:09 PM (vIjh1)
----------

It's a conspiracy. I knew it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (U5tDi)

486 Now, to get back to Susan Dey.

There is a picture of someone who looks exactly like Susan Dey on the cover of a Finnish magazine in 1971 with a breast exposed.

I have never seen a credible reason as to why she would have done that and there, but in the interest of nsfw science:

https://bit.ly/2zDwqbv
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (fuK7c)


That's Susan's face, but I don't think that's her bewb. Plus, it's strangely centered.

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (XROPS)

487 heee-heee-heeeeeeh!

Posted by: Dom Deluise at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (1beh4)

488 Too funny about Michelle requiring IVF. Obama is either infertile, gay or both. I'm not surprised it was kept under wraps until now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)

489 I feel sorry for the Feminist in the Red Dead game. At least she actually has a reason to be there spouting off, about getting the right to vote. I feel that Her NPC lines are a result of Gamergate.

Modern Feminist do not have that excuse.

Posted by: Picric at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (M37kJ)

490 xxxx

415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!



Anyone else hearing that?

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2018 12:02 PM (XROPS)



==========



I swear, don't share this crap without a link.



You get our hopes up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon.-------------------------------------------------

If true, that would just mean that she has a deal with repub squishes to only seat a lefty.

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (pMGkg)

491 I've found we never get what we want. And if we get what we thought we wanted, it gets twisted and perverted, like a wish granted by a djinn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)


**fistbump**

"The Monkey's Paw," my friend. We're living it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (kqsXK)

492 437 >>>And he would know, huh?


It was sarcasm, because no one talks to Ed Morrissey.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 12:04 PM (kFnmp)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

493 Fire updated to 10,000+ acres

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (bQtop)

494 >>Democrats won the popular vote for president, House and Senate but control only one branch of government



They're firing up the mob.
They're telling them might makes right.
That's not how elections work, but they don't care. They'll just keep creating new metrics to demonstrate that they won.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

495 I have signed a "Always resuscitate" and "keep me on life support forever - All bills to Tom Steyer"

This supreme court seat is mine - FOREVER

Posted by: RBG at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (lu6wD)

496 "Sadly, you put Jan Smithers in a group with 70's era Loni Anderson...and she disappears."
Like hell she does. I had a crush on Bailey Quarters. :-)

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (P/ALc)

497 Am I late?

Loni Anderson

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (r8Hiq)

498 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (72PAC)

499 I meant I hope McSally does not get the Kyl seat.

But rumors are that Ducey will choose her.

Posted by: election night man at November 09, 2018 12:11 PM (KaSl8)

500 394 Trump mentioning the fraud in FL & GA, but not AZ. Unfortunately, that looks like a lost cause.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 11:59 AM (7HtZB)


It looks like a "Fuck you, bitch. You didn't want my help before the election, you sure as hell ain't gonna get it now".

Posted by: Sooner at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (Fs5vw)

501 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)
=====
Not sure if Obama sucks Dick, But his Boyfriend does

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (+om3e)

502 Soupy Sales

Pies for everyone !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (6r9jB)

503 I have never seen a credible reason as to why she would have done that and there, but in the interest of nsfw science:
https://bit.ly/2zDwqbv
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 12:03 PM (fuK7c)


I don't think that's SD. Her lips don't look right. Too full.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (e6Pf6)

504 I'm going to wager that the inclusion of Yogi Berra was an attempt to troll...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 12:07 PM


You, Sir, are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (ctuyM)

505 490
If true, that would just mean that she has a deal with repub squishes to only seat a lefty.

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2018 12:10 PM (pMGkg)

=============

I could imagine her battered physically, tired intellectually, and having trouble with the idea of being permanently in the minority on important cases (although, that's not as much of a factor as some people think), and then saying, "Screw it. I'm too old for this shit."

I don't consider it likely, but within the realm of possibility.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (viSzi)

506 455
New version of traditional tv debate

Bailey Quarters or Mrs. Kotter(God rest her soul)

Posted by: Flatland farmer at November 09, 2018


I remember her -- Marcia something, wasn't it? Strassman? Bailey was way cuter and hotter, but there was something appealing about the other one too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 09, 2018 12:12 PM (Fz8ov)

507 I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Norman Fell

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 09, 2018 12:13 PM (ICaYg)

508 Nood

Posted by: NativeNH at November 09, 2018 12:13 PM (OKXO8)

509 >>415 I just saw someone post the RBG is resigning in January 2019!??!


In her condition she's lucky to make it till Sunday.


Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 12:13 PM (r9UYA)

510 483 Donald J. Trump
As soon as Democrats sent their best Election stealing lawyer, Marc Elias, to Broward County they miraculously started finding Democrat votes. Don't worry, Florida I am sending much better lawyers to expose the FRAUD!
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 09, 2018 12:09 PM (+om3e)


Shit status:
[X] Real
[ ] Not real

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2018 12:13 PM (xjiRE)

511 Burt became ill and disappeared from the public for over a year, Loni stayed with him and nursed him back to health. Then he dumped her. iirc

Posted by: Braenyard at November 09, 2018 12:14 PM (r8Hiq)

512 The doctor rated RBGs condition as better than alligators but worse than train tracks.

Did he actually pull a Snidely Whiplash? The link was a repeat before.

And the repeated stomping is just wrong.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2018 12:14 PM (FhXTo)

513 Looks like CA is turning into another raging dumpster fire. One is just outside the Reagan library.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 09, 2018 11:54 AM (OM1pY)
.............

Mother Nature is pissed: "YOU ELECTED GAVIN NEWSOME? BURN, BURN BURN, IDIOTS!"

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 12:14 PM (HgMAr)

514 I'll have a "Who Dis" pic for the 'ettes (i.e. a male) on Monday.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

Norman Fell
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale



Ouch. LOL
Morning all. Headed to Houston for the weekend.
Hunting people.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 12:14 PM (huES0)

515 Who cares who the girl is. Is that a 65 Mustang GT convertible with a Rally Pac and right hand drive? So it's a German export Mustang (T5) and very rare!

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2018 12:15 PM (/S1ka)

516 Nike stock down to 76 from 85 in September.

*sad trombone*

However, Adidas stock earnings are up 21 percent up on advertising with Kanye West.

Posted by: C.K. at November 09, 2018 12:15 PM (1beh4)

517 Susan Dey showed the goods in "Looker", didn't she?

Posted by: Flatland farmer at November 09, 2018 12:17 PM (QwTrN)

518 Bailey Quarters

Posted by: Chris Toufexis at November 09, 2018 12:17 PM (cV8eC)

519 I then read the whole series as an adult and found them charming but thin.

I much prefer The Screwtape Letters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 09, 2018 12:08 PM (viSzi)


The Screwtape Letters is almost non-fiction. A catalog of all the ways people deceive themselves and rationalize things. In general, it's interesting to read Lewis' non-fiction and realize how many of the ideas he explores are used in his fiction. For example, seeing how Abolition of Man plays out in Hideous Strength.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)

520 I mean Franco definitely roided a bit (came up as a rail-thin SS, eventually had giant forearms), but most of the roid guys were toast by their late 30's.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 12:20 PM (oZ6kz)

521 Susan Dey showed the goods in "Looker", didn't she?


She did. Also in First Love and Echo Park.

No, there is no restraining order.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 12:23 PM (fuK7c)

522 I think I'm going to call it quits for today. I'm too depressed to post any more.

Hope you all have a lovely day and happy weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2018 12:24 PM (kqsXK)

523 Say what you will about Susan Dey, but she really played that keyboard like a virtuoso. Awesome talent.



What?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 12:24 PM (nGpEG)

524 This whole "popular vote" thing is a trial balloon by the DNC to gauge the stupidty of the average American. It's also why they always ALWAYS cry about democracy and phrase everything in terms of fair/unfair or majority rules. Once they hit the tipping point, it's no going back.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2018 12:26 PM (a+WIL)

525 RBG is "working" from home because they know some of these contested seats will end up in front of the court. It is all hands on deck for the dems. They learned their lesson in 2016 - never EVER rely on voters to decide the vote.
It's going to be too late soon to stand up to this, if it isn't already.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2018 12:28 PM (a+WIL)

526 Can we not just unleash The Lesley Graham?

I get the whole biker gang of lawyers thing. But it's like we have a Hulk..

Posted by: TexasDan at November 09, 2018 12:31 PM (/hIJY)

527 loni anderson ?

Posted by: rusty boofffster at November 09, 2018 12:32 PM (pHVJG)

528 Britt Ekland

Posted by: Chief at November 09, 2018 12:33 PM (3jSFK)

529 RBG is napping from home.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 09, 2018 12:36 PM (+d2Y6)

530 Jan Smithers

Posted by: Scott at November 09, 2018 12:42 PM (IHcxf)

531 Jan Smithers from WKRP

Posted by: recklessprocess at November 09, 2018 12:58 PM (zmE8s)

532 Here is the link to the RBG retirement story.

It's an 11/9 story in the Santa Monica Observer.

Sourced to an un-named RBG clerk who says Ruth told her clerks and key Dim senators that she's had a recurrence of malignant melanoma, and will be stepping down in Jan.

https://tinyurl.com/y83jg3km

I don't know this paper, and have no idea how reliable a source it is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2018 01:00 PM (fqUgw)

533 Blair from WKRP. So much hotter than Loni

Posted by: InfoJim at November 09, 2018 01:17 PM (FPsGn)

534 The hurt feelings of one person is a tragedy. The deaths of 80 million is a statistic.

Posted by: deepred at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (AfBox)

535 I don't like the red dead redemption vids either. If the violence against the suffragette was from another female, it wouldn't be as bad. And the ferocity and savagery of the attack by the guy who lasso'ed the woman in the second vid was really excessive.


But this is what the Left's war on young white males has created. Millenial males shamed their whole lives by their teachers now have an outlet, and it ain't pretty.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (kD8Fh)

536 That is Nichol Kidman, if nobody has got it yet.

Posted by: Gridlock at November 09, 2018 04:00 PM (wKkZG)

537 HITLER WAS A LIBERAL

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at November 09, 2018 06:52 PM (wGqjj)

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