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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Romney's most fervent desire is to be seen as some kind of great statesman who is above the partisan fray. Little does he realize that the few politicians who were able to project that kind of an image were ideologically grounded. Mittens is simply an opportunist with a nice smile. And the opportunity he has just seized is to take a jab at the President of the United States, the man at the head of his party, and the man with whom is is supposed have a working relationship. What a little worm Romney has turned out to be!
I want to thank Jeff Sessions for his service to our country as Attorney General. Under Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker, it is imperative that the important work of the Justice Department continues, and that the Mueller investigation proceeds to its conclusion unimpeded.
— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) November 7, 2018
I wonder where this guy works? I wonder whether Samantha Bee approves of this message?
Got cut off in traffic by a jew. WWHD? (what would Hitler do?)
— Travon Free (@Travon) April 5, 2010
In this cocksucker's case, I sort of like the new rules. You know...try to ruin his life with a torch-wielding internet mob!
Who Hasn't Fallen Out Of A Waffle House Ceiling In Their Underwear Trying To Fight The Entire Restaurant?
And it's not Florida!
Frothing-at-the-mouth retards are a dime a dozen on the unhinged left. Do they really think that emotion is an appropriate substitute for intellectual debate? Apparently they do...
‼️ THIS JUST IN ‼️ Deranged leftist has a complete mental breakdown over @DineshDSouza speaking at @AmericanU tonight. Someone get him some help... #onlyatYAF
— YAF (@yaf) November 7, 2018
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 10:59 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2018 11:00 AM (8D42x)
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Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:01 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (O2RFr)
"I meet the requirements.
And I can be smarmy against stupid questions.
I'm ready!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"
TJM - WE NEED YOU HERE !!
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (bUjCl)
And it's not Florida!
It was a guy. Not worth the click.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (heOND)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: zeera at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (YcvbY)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM (72PAC)
That ship is already pulling away from the dock, about to set sail.....
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (lwiT4)
I dontknow where his moth has been.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (huES0)
He's been trying to fill those shoes for all his life.
It ain't happening Mitt.
You're name Mitt is one of the reasons.
You think it sounds ok. And everyone around you says the same.
It's. Not.
It smacks of an self entitled tit prancing around.
On top of that, that's exactly what you do.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (yT99I)
But you weren't and you are so STFD and STFU, douche.
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (N83b4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Dax at November 08, 2018 11:04 AM (/S1ka)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
Doesn't have to. Grim Reaper will. Soon.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (huES0)
Posted by: Antifa Homo at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (hjaPQ)
She has removed herself by not showing up for work. 5-3 votes for sanity should be fine for now.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 11:02 AM
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Trump does not need mittens to advanced his agenda after Tuesday. Flake, mccain and the others are gone.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (yT99I)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (O2RFr)
Romney needs to be fitted with a ball gag.
"Oh, this? ALL newbie Senators wear one for their first two years, Mittens!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
It sucked having to vote for McCain too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (9Om/r)
(CNN) - It would drive up the price of your barbecue but a global "meat tax" could save 220,000 lives and cut health care bills by $41 billion each year, according to a new study.
The numbers are based on evidence that links meat consumption to increased risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes.
Three years ago, the World Health Organization declared red meat such as beef, lamb and pork to be carcinogenic when eaten in processed forms, including sausages, bacon and beef jerky.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (Z9spM)
Binders full of women, etc.
He should be one of the biggest defenders of PDT having been unfairly and erroneously characterized by the MFM and the Dems.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (1beh4)
Of course, more than six million of those votes came out of California, where two Democrats were running against each other, ensuring a vote 100% in favor of Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (TEv5V)
This guy thinks he's smart.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (5DptK)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (A6Xv7)
For whom do you believe that you are a spokesperson Mitt?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (a0IVu)
Note: I don't enjoy being yelled at.
Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (z1Dz9)
I wonder how my man Bill Whittle is feeling right about now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK8)
And that guy screaming was so clueless its amazing. His parents should get their tuition back.
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (9221z)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Zionist Driving Conspiracy at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (1beh4)
So as far as I'm concerned,he's just a loser.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (0tfLf)
When he and the other cowering townsfolk finally pool their money and sheepishly hire Lee Van Cleef to "sort the matter out."
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
So he was f**ked from birth.
Did his Daddy do it on purpose or was it just a stupid mistake burdening his kid with two stupid names.
I'm guessing his dad was a real prick and made ol' Willard jump thru hoops for Dad's approval which he never gave him.
And now we're stuck with this psychotic blue nose.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (yT99I)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (pw+jk)
You sir, are a great American.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (a0IVu)
Mitt has McCain Syndrome, a form of mental illness directed at those who succeeded at endeavors where the victim could have but failed to prevail.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (s2OJe)
You could always say you voted for Paul Ryan. Oh, sorry, that's not helping, is it?
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (DCYln)
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Some smart ass on Twitter says that next he'll run in Louisiana as "Beteaux".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Acosta booted.
Sessions fired.
Ginsberg (bless her heart) likely finished.
That's a Trifecta, isn't it?
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's not a Trump train - it's a steamroller! at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (n3Kee)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (39g3+)
-- Gillum volunteer, campus Lefty
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (W+vEI)
Of course, more than six million of those votes came out of California, where two Democrats were running against each other, ensuring a vote 100% in favor of Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History
..............
Hey... we all know it was gerrymandering anway..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (zLDYs)
Protest in Portland is at the Waterfront Park at 5PM on Thursday 11/8
Info from the organizer:
Hello everyone.
As most of you have probably heard, Trump fired Jeff Sessions and put Matthew Whitaker in his place today, which also had the effect of removing Rosenstein as Mueller's boss.
The protests, nationwide, have been activated.
Tomorrow (Thursday) at 5PM we will meet at the north end of Waterfront Park near the Burnside Bridge where the Saturday Market normally is. We will try to meet in the space in-between Naito Parkway and the river.
If you are interested in helping organize, if you are a member of an organization such as a union that will be providing logistical support, or if you have something you think you can contribute to such an event, please contact me.
For everyone else: please bring yourself, and anyone that you think would be interested, to the event tomorrow. Bring a snack such as a granola or protein bar, as well as some water to drink. Bring clothing appropriate for the weather and temperature.
We do not have plans to march at this time. That does not mean marching will not happen, simply that it is not part of our current plans.
At the protest avoid confrontation with police. I have talked to them previously, and our problem is currently with fascism, autocracy, and the federal government. Do not allow yourself to be distracted by local targets, they aren't the problem we will be meeting about tomorrow, even if they can be a problem within our community at times.
If a member of the media wants to talk with you, do not speak for everyone and do not make things up. It is okay to say that you don't know, and it is okay to tell them you'll find someone who does. It is also okay to talk to the media, and it is okay to prefer not to.
If at all possible we are going to avoid traffic disruption tomorrow. At a certain crowd size that will become impossible. We won't be avoiding traffic disruption to avoid upsetting people, it's just that it's a distraction.
It can be dangerous to the protesters, as we've seen supporters of fascism multiple times attempt (and even succeed) at vehicular manslaughter, and our protest isn't about the evils of cars, it's about the evils of fascism and autocracy.
Keep it focused.
I will send another message before the protest with more details as I am able to put them all together. Please give me a few hours to talk with some people and make sure that we have things in place for tomorrow.
I'm deeply sorry that it came to this.
-Jordan
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (TEv5V)
You could always say you voted for Paul Ryan. Oh, sorry, that's not helping, is it?
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM (DCYln)
Not really. *prepares for seppuku*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
out of California, where two Democrats were running against each other,
ensuring a vote 100% in favor of Democrats.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (TEv5V)
==Even worse as millions of sane Kalifornians, like me, didn't vote for either one of the demofascists.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
LOL. It's all over Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (huES0)
When he and the other cowering townsfolk finally pool their money and sheepishly hire Lee Van Cleef to "sort the matter out."
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)
Viva Sabata!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)
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Actually, Ryan is now worse than Romney. By a lot.
But I'm not sure if he's worse than McCain.
I hate professional politicians.
Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM (z1Dz9)
They're all laughing away at us,
"Hey! The Massachusetts governor moved here uninvited, and we couldn't get rid of him any other way! Now, he's your problem America. You're welcome."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (Z216Q)
I would have voted for Ted Bundy rather than Obama, but yeah, I am shamefaced about my Romney vote in '12, too....
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (NWiLs)
Meh. Just spit in his face and see what happens. But be ready.
If he doesn't come for you, then you OWN him.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (S/hVx)
Say what you will, but she's a tough old broad.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anchovy at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (B3kya)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (4ErVI)
Lucky for them he wasn't playing by full Old Testament rules that day.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (tUqid)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (McY3E)
Posted by: The 17-0 Dolphins at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (NFEMn)
Or maybe just stupid.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
And yeah, when the spittle starts flying in my face, so do my little fists of rage.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (9B/d8)
Posted by: The vultures circling RBG's bed at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)
, all lies and jest,
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest, hmmm
I can Zapruder that encounter all day long and describe what I see. My FB libs literally don't see it and wonder what I'm looking at.
What do you know
You know just what you perceive
There is an absolute disconnect not only in beliefs, but in the perception of reality.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (/5WQL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wedge of iceberg with 1000 island at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (n3Kee)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (9221z)
"See how much I care?" "Are you not impressed?"
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (NrQPT)
But I'm not sure if he's worse than McCain.
===============
So, Romney gets a provisional rating of 1/4 McCain or so, while Ryan is about a 1/2 McCain? Ryan is about 2 Boehners and 4 Boehners equals a McCain so I think the math is about right.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (Z216Q)
Say what you will, but she's a tough old broad.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:10 AM (NFEMn)
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you feel it more once you sober up
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (McY3E)
*eye roll*
And really, is it really fair that CA gets only 2 Senators when Wyoming and RI get 2 as well????? /s
Thanks, public school teachers, for ensure people don't understand basic civics.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
What a face he had.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
That's why I won't watch it. That I can't respond leaves me with an bad feeling and upset stomach.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
It's weird - it's obvious that the Social Justice Warriors and the Democratic Party intend to crush the Mormon church at some point if they ever regain power - I'm not sure why prominent Mormon politicians don't view the SJW's and the D's as an an existential threat to the Church.
Perhaps they are operating under the theory that if they feed the crocodile, the crocodile will eat them last.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (TEv5V)
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So, do we give them some Skittles, and put them in a room with puppies and some coloring books to celebrate their victory?
Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (4DqoK)
Flannel shirt, check.
Stupid beard, check.
Horn-rim glasses, check.
Messenger bag, check.
Yes, it's a deranged Leftist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (McY3E)
I like to remember Jesus was okay with knocking over tables, causing a ruckus, and chasing people around with a whip.
Turn the other table.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (aKsyK)
Or just another day ending in "y".
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (bUjCl)
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There is also evidence that being born is linked to increased risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (vg8iE)
I'm optimistic. There's a new generation, and they've watched as Trump gutted the opposition. I like Tom Cotton in particular.
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (NrQPT)
Something that PDTmentioned during his last rally. I really think he should make it a mantra during the next 2 years.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (jm1YL)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (2LelM)
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let's watch the grammer
you can't have 'A" pleural effusion. it's pleural effusions
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (fuK7c)
Like the art thread.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (PRTCM)
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (pw+jk)
One of the best. I always thought he had some Asian ancestry, but apparently not.
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (McY3E)
Stupid beard, check.
Horn-rim glasses, check.
Messenger bag, check.
Yes, it's a deranged Leftist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:14
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Man bun at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (ctuyM)
Stupid beard, check.
Horn-rim glasses, check.
Messenger bag, check.
Yes, it's a deranged Leftist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (LsBY9)
Or the bass player in an indie band.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
Commies are quite durable.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (LL1Be)
Yes, it's wise to use a full power load like 7.62x25 Tok.
It is known.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (hjaPQ)
Ask him to take off his glasses, then tell him why, and he'll be skipping off faster than you can say pat-a-cake.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (TUU1F)
The blue puddle as main news story lasted about 2 hours.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (oZ6kz)
How thoughtful of him to provide guidance on appropriate snacks!
Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (fqUgw)
I swear as much as the next guy - but not during a debate. You lose credibility and sound like a child. I also like how he can't contain his wild gesticulations with an open container and spills things on other people. I also like how he sees any speech with which he disagrees as "hate speech" - just like the NPC meme suggests.
Dinesh D'Souza is pretty tame. He's of the old school when it comes to disagreeing with the Left - civil but ruthless. This guy's a total chump. He's gonna wear some makeup and play Chumpy Brewster when they reboot the show.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (LsBY9)
It's always a Jordan or Joshua or Jonah or Evan. Never a Steve or Mike or Dave.
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (ICaYg)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at November 08, 2018 11:12 AM (/5WQL)
Oh, we've got plans for Don Jr. Bigly plans!--Bob Mueller.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (3sjI6)
One of the best. I always thought he had some Asian ancestry, but apparently not.
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM
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Well he was a Ninja in two movies.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (JUOKG)
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Let's get it right. JUNIOR Senator ELECT Severe Con.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
Or, maybe we'll fly over and check this out...
Posted by: The vultures circling RBG's bed at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (RD7QR)
The numbers are based on evidence that links meat consumption to increased risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes.
MEAT CONSUMPTION does not lead to diabetes.
The carb-laden diet the Elites decided was best for us DOES.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
That's why they win as much as they do.
Imagine a Republican party united under President Trump, casting out the NeverTrumpers and remaking America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bag of Dicks Store at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (pw+jk)
They should make them in "fun size" for the cucks...
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (NFEMn)
Wow.
Then again California did work awfully hard to elect a Senator in Texas this year.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (37IEG)
Romney needs to be fitted with a ball gag.
"Oh, this? ALL newbie Senators wear one for their first two years, Mittens!"
Also, propeller beanie.
Posted by: mindful webworker - battery-operated at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (n3Kee)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (U5tDi)
F/U billy gates.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (CQ3Qb)
you can't have 'A" pleural effusion. it's pleural effusions
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM (Q8Fq+)
How about lets watch the big words. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (TEv5V
I think they're just naive, quasi-pacifists who don't want to fight anyone except Republicans.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (tUqid)
wasn't until the next morning when she decided to seek treatment.
Say what you will, but she's a tough old broad.
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Firstly, you know that the media is going to want that to be the narrative. This is, after all, "Notorious RBG." But I saw her at the SOTU...and she's looking pretty frail.
Secondly, it's not unusual for 85-year-olds to fail to realize extent of injuries. Because the elderly tend to have more chronic pains, their overall sensitization to pain can lessen.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (tjuCT)
But someone will figure it out, and he will be Trump's successor.
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (9221z)
Perhaps they are operating under the theory that if they feed the crocodile, the crocodile will eat them last.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (TEv5V)
Probably for the same reason that Catholics don't think that any human institutions are really an existential threat to the Church. If you've got the true Church guided by God, your enemies can't prevail.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
Seattle had phone banks for Beto.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (TEv5V)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (CQ3Qb)
At least it's not Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (tUqid)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)
He's shifted attention to toilets now. Wait till he "fixes" those.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (CQ3Qb)
Three years ago, the World Health Organization declared red meat such as beef, lamb and pork to be carcinogenic when eaten in processed forms, including sausages, bacon and beef jerky.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (aKsyK)
If this was true I would have been dead years ago.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (Bh6pi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I voted third party that election. McCain would have gotten us into even more pointless wars. He wasn't the "lesser evil."
Posted by: Guzalot at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (prSvo)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (hqZPQ)
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no we don't. we're independent thinkers
Posted by: NPC 1102 at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Jolo at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (WrMOC)
to realize extent of injuries. Because the elderly tend to have more
chronic pains, their overall sensitization to pain can lessen.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (tjuCT)
Third, she's mentally incompetent.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (lwiT4)
Thanks, public school teachers, for ensure people don't understand basic civics.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)
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They rarely mention RI, for obvious reasons. They almost never bring up small Leftist states like RI or DE or VT having two senators when large or largish Rightist(ish) states like Texas or Indiana or MO "only" have two senators.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (I2dne)
My damned 'puter has been "updating " for nearly 20 minutes and is only 92% done.
F/U billy gates.
Posted by: Diogenes
Wait till it gets to 99%, sticks there for an hour, then says "update failed".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (fqUgw)
Oh, no. Mittens likes to let his little men hang free from the fetters of the underwear Nazis. He used to wear briefs, but now he let's it all hang out. He's Mormon, you know.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (nu45M)
Self defense. You don't know what disease that fuck is carrying so you SHOULD be able to incapacitate him for your own self preservation.
Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2018 11:19 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (NFEMn)
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is that bigger or smaller than regular sized?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (Q8Fq+)
That's like a build up of fluid around the heart?
Tamponade and she'd gone in her sleep. Like Scalia.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (yT99I)
A year older than Buzzi-Ginsburg, but apparently not as hardy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
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Better to die a man than to live as a soyboy.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (A6Xv7)
I'm amazed that I voted for both of these unhinged RINO's.
Posted by: RobM1981 at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (d2D5e)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (O2RFr)
Well, Donna, marching in lockstep is not really a Conservative thing. We are more of an unruly horde....
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (7HtZB)
No, she's addicted to oxycodone and didn't feel a freaking thing. She was ready for the big nod after a handful, just like at the SOTU's, nothing like a few broken ribs was going to stop that.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (TUU1F)
That Potty-Mouthed Person of Pallor (PMPOP) would benefit greatly by being administered a throat punch or two.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (pNxlR)
Or just another day ending in "y".
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:14 AM (0tfLf)
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They were betting favorites for rioting if the Dem's failed to take the house.
How silly not to imagine they would riot regardless.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (G0vdT)
Civility from the President to obnoxious lefties. Kind of telling.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (Z216Q)
A year older than Buzzi-Ginsburg, but apparently not as hardy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (oVJmc)
Oh no.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (oZ6kz)
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who's down?
Posted by: E Holder at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Mitt "the New Maverick in Town" Romney at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (tjuCT)
Defining the values for variables "we" "our" and "own" is the challenge.
Dems don't have to deal with Vichy snakes like Jeb, Mitt, Bill Kuckstol or John McWormdirt.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (LL1Be)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:17 AM (tUqid)
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I am not sure that jibes. I think some of these specific people might be, but Mormons don't have a rich history of pacifism. Their legions conquered the Indians where needed, and made peace where possible. The Mormon approach to Indian affairs was rational and extremely effective and they have a fairly good fighting history including in the war between the states (which led at least in part to their being begrudgingly granted statehood).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:18 AM (oZ6kz)
I knew an older Jewish lady who contracted breast cancer.
50 years ago.
She's still alive.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (NFEMn)
Well, they're flyover, so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (4ErVI)
F/U billy gates.
INSTALLING VIRUSOFT WINDOWS 10 7/8.
DO NOT TOUCH COMPUTER OR BREATHE HEAVILY UNTIL THIS PROCESS IS FINISHED.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
I'm amazed that I voted for both of these unhinged RINO's.
And the alternative was...?
As for the dude in the video - needs three guys to slam him to the ground and shave his fucking hipster beard off.
Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (8erNz)
If you have win 10 pro, you can delay those updates for quite a while.
eventually you have to do them but you get to choose when.
google it or whatever.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (yT99I)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)
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no we don't. we're independent thinkers
Posted by: NPC 1103 at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (wYseH)
We will not be living in a truly just society until Max Boot is unemployable and Bill Kristol is a towel boy in a ''men only" bathhouse.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (tUqid)
These friggin updates are done.
I log in and it tells me it has more update.
Kiss my hairy butt billy gates!!!
If this weren't a work computer I'd take it for a canoe ride.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (0tfLf)
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no we don't. we're independent thinkers
Posted by: NPC 1104 at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (Q8Fq+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:21 AM (pNxlR)
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Yeah. Congratulations to the dude for keeping his cool. Once he brought my mother into it, that boy would have been given a coupon for one free suborbital fracture, redeemable immediately.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)
Trump has the top hat, the chair and the whip ready to go.
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (TWSqO)
DO NOT TOUCH COMPUTER OR BREATHE HEAVILY UNTIL THIS PROCESS IS FINISHED.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
Still better than the Windows 95 era.
You have moved your mouse. Please restart your computer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Most of the Mormons are of old New England or old New York State stock...if you go back far enough.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (NFEMn)
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Absolutely not! That is a slanderous lie! RBG tripped over the bodies of one of the raped teenage girls in Kavanaugh's office.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (BXMxN)
50 years ago.
She's still alive.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (NFEMn) "
Yeah my grandma also had a double mastectomy. She's definitely not going quietly.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
They'll take away Milady's home-made beef sausage when they pry my fork from my cold, dead hands.
As I mentioned in the Morning Report thread, I awoke today to find some of the cattle had left the pasture for the front yard. Whole lotta beef walking around, including several cute little calves. If we didn't raise them, they would have no place in the world. Why do they hate cows?
World Health Organization can live on kale and sunshine, then let me know how they're doing.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bacon is holy food at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (n3Kee)
It is imperative that important activity on real issues begins for the first time and that this stupid farce ceases. You can't hypnotize people into thinking it's important merely by calling it "important". Not even with your impressive hair and eyebrows.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (/qEW2)
We're on it.
Posted by: Federal Robotics Support, Alphabet at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (8erNz)
Just buy the world a coke bro and chill out let the feels go.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (0tfLf)
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It always seems to be a Wednesday or a Thursday when Microsoft gives you an unrequested morning off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (AzW6q)
Yeah I would describe Mormons as fighters, not pacifists at all.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (A6Xv7)
One of the best. I always thought he had some Asian ancestry, but apparently not.
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:15 AM
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Well he was a Ninja in two movies.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:16 AM (JUOKG)
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And a tv show!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (7i2Ri)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (nQHw/)
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Absolutely not! That is a slanderous lie! RBG tripped over the bodies of one of the raped teenage girls in Kavanaugh's office.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (fqUgw)
She slipped on some baby parts the Planned Parenthood rep dropped by accident.
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (TWSqO)
You have moved your mouse. Please restart your computer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (I2dne)
No no.....the Winblows ME era. 95 wasn't too terrible, 98 was meh, but ME.....ME was anal rape with a blow torch. And who can forget Vista.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (F4u7C)
Yeah. I know. Did that. I guess it's payback time.
Billy don't like being put off.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (OLCnA)
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Better to die a man than to live as a soyboy.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
This.
Nobody lives forever. Might as well be happy while we're here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Federal Robotics Support, Alphabet"
Hmm. Hillzbot won't like focus away from her...it. whatever.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (AzW6q)
Because their "updates" come out the night before.
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:25 AM (9221z)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q) "
Yeah, that's one of my lines. Insult my parents, you get one warning. Put your hands on me, you're getting dropped.
(Of course, sometimes you do that to a bouncer and then four more tackle you, but hey, live and learn)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (BXMxN)
If we're nice to them, we'll have Peace In Our Time.
Posted by: Neville Romney at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (C78No)
She doesn't seem worse the wear for it, frankly. This is probably just part of a longtime process that we should probably wrap up and get her in a home since she can't take care of herself for any length of time any more.
(I realize this may sound callous, but she's kind of a monster to deal with and no one is too fond of her any more.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (oVJmc)
, all lies and jest,
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest, hmmm
I can Zapruder that encounter all day long and describe what I see. My FB libs literally don't see it and wonder what I'm looking at.
What do you know
You know just what you perceive
There is an absolute disconnect not only in beliefs, but in the perception of reality.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
This!
Can I leave Hell now?
Posted by: Gov. Pontious Pilate at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Willard Mittens at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (U7k5w)
You have moved your mouse. Please restart your computer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Pfft.
Posted by: Blue Screen of Death at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (F4u7C)
I COULD forget Vista if people would stop bringing it up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (pw+jk)
The twitter mobs, like twitter's ostensible "rules" don't apply to people like this.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (9221z)
Translation: "You westerners eat too much protein, getting big and strong. We want you to be smaller, wan soibois, please!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (xjiRE)
*note to self: ignore previous thought*
Easy peasy. Arugula good. Kale bad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Yes, I know all that, but that was then, and this is now. I believe the Mormon Church is fundamentally a different institution than it was back in those days. When they first started out, they were willing to give as good as they got, but "fighting" and "Mormon" are two words you rarely see in the same sentence nowadays.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (tUqid)
Stroked over a wkend and was stuck under the kitchen table.
By the time her neighbor thought to check (3 days) it was too late. They got her to the hospital but she was too far.
And that's what happens when you don't take your high blood pressure medicine and/or have atrial fibrillations which can cause clots that will F**k you up.
That was in 2005 and I became quite religious about taking my blood pressure meds.
like they say, it's the silent killer. You don't feel bad so you don't think any thing of it. till WHAMMO and you're suddenly having a heart attack or a stroke.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (yT99I)
Posted by: Lizzy"
What I find unfair is I pay 5,10, 100x as much taxes as somebody but get the same one vote they do in how it is spent.
#TaxRepresnationJustice
Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (MxEKc)
Still loving the news from yesterday that Snoozy is gone and that acosta had his WH pass taken away.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)
*tents fingers*
Excellent!
Posted by: Vlad Putin at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (TWSqO)
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He needs to prove he's not Trump.
Hey Mittens, we know you're not Trump. Know how we know that? Trump actually won the presidency.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (dI3/S)
Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (F4u7C)
+++++++++++
Windows ME was a social experiment. When Microsoft was on top of the world, they decided to find out if they could get away with a virus masquerading as an operating system.
Experiment outcome: No. People noticed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
139 you can't have 'A" pleural effusion. it's pleural effusions
pleural effusions are always plural?
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 11:08 AM
The gerrymandering of Senate races is ridiculous. Went to bed in Pennsylvania woke up in New Jersey.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (fuK7c)
Its all Soylent Green to me.
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (9221z)
God forbid the Mexicans stop this bullshit.
These m*therf*ckers should be damn glad I'm not POTUS. I'd mow every last one of them down. You wanna put your kids upfront, better kiss them goodbye before you do it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (OXhhT)
(CNN) - It would drive up the price of your barbecue but a global "meat tax" could save 220,000 lives and cut health care bills by $41 billion each year, according to a new study.
The numbers are based on evidence that links meat consumption to increased risk of heart disease, cancer, stroke and diabetes.
Three years ago, the World Health Organization declared red meat such as beef, lamb and pork to be carcinogenic when eaten in processed forms, including sausages, bacon and beef jerky.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (aKsyK)
Whadya know. Higher taxes cures cancer!
Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (4DqoK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (WlPiF)
Rat, got your lawn chairs ready to watch from across the Sound?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (d7Ww2)
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Norman 1 at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (tUqid)
What if we still have our original equipment but identify as a female? My dick tastes as good as anybody else's. Or, so I'm told.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (3sjI6)
If he's not being vilified by the Left by Saturday, hit the showers. Can we have multiple Attorneys General, competing to see who's the baddest of asses? I don't think we have to cut the roster down to one until January.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Alex O-C at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (TWSqO)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Once the filters are installed in their psychology, nothing that is counter to their perception can make it past their ears or eyes. Facts, data, hard evidence, physical realities, ...nothing makes it past the filters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (9221z)
It's telling that both McCain and Romney were both party nominees and couldn't achieve what Trump did. Both swooned before--and refused to fight-- the cardboard lightweight Obama, but attack Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NFEMn)
Why....if they dropped it in Texas (for which we'd have to kill them) and they didn't give you clue where, it would take you three weeks to find it.
Rhode Island?
The DFW metroplex is 7 times the size of Rhode Island, and the population alone is about equal to half the population of the entire "New England" region.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (37IEG)
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Jim Acosta's Self-Important Martyr Routine Is Growing Stale
Jim Acosta's arrogant behavior and lies make him an effective tool for the Trump administration, but he's too full of himself to realize it.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: Windows "Mojave" at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (AzW6q)
The Crazy Democrat Caucus
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (BXMxN)
Regarding Rod Rosenstein no longer appeared at Aspen Institute event today -- DOJ spox Sarah Flores tells me that they informed Aspen last Tuesday that Assistant Attorney General John Demers would be going instead.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (tUqid)
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True, but we've been in a peaceful time. I'd like to think (translation: I hope) they aren't as far gone as the others if things get nasty again. Time will tell (or hopefully not).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: DanMan at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (QMG5F)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (ffWPP)
If MS hadn't stopped updating it (a real dick move) then it would still be the number 1 op sys.
Which of course is why they stopped updating it.
It's like you had a 55 buick and in the '90's they told you your couldn't use it anymore even tho it ran fine.
F**kers.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (yT99I)
An insider to the faith can tell you more but from my outsider take, the ERA position and then opposition to gay marriage in California/Hawaii were spearheaded by the Church usually via ecumenical front groups.
Due maybe to its missionary work, LDS doesn't view immigration in negative terms the same way that other faiths do and some strains of the faith have a special interest in Latin America which I do not care to get into as I am not a specialist in LDS theology and might get it wrong.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (ROzyM)
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (QFnhZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 11:29 AM (d7Ww2)
Don't tease me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK8)
This is probably just part of a longtime process that we should probably
wrap up and get her in a home since she can't take care of herself for
any length of time any more.
(I realize this may sound callous, but she's kind of a monster to deal with and no one is too fond of her any more.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:26 AM
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That was my dad at the end. He got kicked out of three assisted living places because he was violent. My baby brother got stuck taking care of him because no one would take him anywhere with his history of violence.
He tried to stab my brother multiple times but never did ore than break the skin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Sponge at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (F4u7C)
We used to joke that ME came out-of-the-box with a pre-corrupted installer. Because we fixed so many customer issues by uninstalling out software, redownloading the Win installer, and reinstalling out software. Most of the time, that fixed the problem.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (tUqid)
Romney has no such protection.
Advantage --- McCain. Bigly.
McCain had a nasty temperament and plenty of baggage.
I mean dumping the first wife, the Keating Five, etc.
Romney is Mr. Clean.
Advantage --- McCain.
What? Yes.
McCain could play "maverick," warrior for "bipartisanship," and scourge of the GOP POTUS without coming across as a sanctimonious preacher-boy.
Romney can't.
His schtick is going to get old pretty fast.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (OXhhT)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (BXMxN)
Fuck off, mate!
Posted by: Townshend & Daltrey at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (NFEMn)
sure the funded mobs have some crazies in the group that do threats and intimidation, sometimes real violence. But it is the billionaires behind the media empires, the 2Big2Fail/Jail syndicates, those billionaires (not all billionaires, though hard to find the good ones) that funded Hillary's campaign and arranged to rig the election for her.
THOSE are the real enemies, not so much the NPCs they wind up and send on misadventures. Those DoJ/FBI/DNC that had the power to frame Trump starting at least a year before the election, because he was not "one of them". They are the enemies of liberty, around the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lisp at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (TWSqO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (4DqoK)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM (tUqid)
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Why give Kristol a job he would like? Mopping the floors in a women's locker room after hours would be better. Especially if it's his wife's gym, because then he won't be home to watch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (G8lfi)
...
the World Health Organization declared red meat such as beef, lamb and pork to be carcinogenic when eaten in processed forms, including sausages, bacon and beef jerky.
wouldn't it be more efficient to just eat mor chikin?
Posted by: Chik-fil-A at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (xGZ+b)
Well, it's nice that "massacre" has also fallen out of favor.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK
"I told you bitches I'd have my revenge on Seattle.
Posted by: Frances Farmer at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)
If MS hadn't stopped updating it (a real dick move) then it would still be the number 1 op sys.
Which of course is why they stopped updating it.
It's like you had a 55 buick and in the '90's they told you your couldn't use it anymore even tho it ran fine.
F**kers.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (yT99I)
Yep.
I still have some PCs running XP. Great OS, small memory footprint, solid as a rock.
But MSFT makes $ from selling new versions of software, so they kill their functional stuff so they can sell bloated crap.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:23 AM
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Hector Salamanca at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (9YABs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (4DqoK)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (KP5rU)
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how they can juggle the ideas that, A] GOP being anti-Semitic cased the synagogue shooting, and B] Farrakhan leading a chant of "Death to Israel" in Iran (!) this week is no biggie.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
could save 220,000 lives and cut health care bills by $41 billion each
year, according to a new study.
Only 220K around the world?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 08, 2018 11:09 AM
cough John James cough
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JAmes Murdoch - Aspiring CFR Member at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (OXhhT)
Tammy al-Thor 2028
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (dI3/S)
If MS hadn't stopped updating it (a real dick move) then it would still be the number 1 op sys.
Which of course is why they stopped updating it.
It's like you had a 55 buick and in the '90's they told you your couldn't use it anymore even tho it ran fine.
F**kers.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 11:30 AM (yT99I)
There are some state agencies running legacy software that will not run on anything past XP, so they have cut a special deal with M$ to keep running XP and providing updates. It is more cost effective to pay whatever M$ is charging them to do this than to rewrite their crappy, outdated software.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (tUqid)
story i was told was that, as part of the statehood deal, the church had to demonstrate bipartisanship, so they assigned everyone to parties evenly.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (xGZ+b)
Their allegiance is to the Church, not to any national construct, of any type.
Posted by: navybrat, travel nut at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (QvdcM)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (OXhhT)
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Prolly because of the narrative they are advancing that the Dems won the national popular vote for the Senate but lost 3 seats anyway. I wish I were joking.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 11:35 AM (I16G8)
I still have some PCs running XP. Great OS, small memory footprint, solid as a rock.
But MSFT makes $ from selling new versions of software, so they kill their functional stuff so they can sell bloated crap.
And Apple uses the software to make the hardware obsolete. Whoops, gotta buy new hardware...from Apple.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wisconsin at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (88+cf)
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Just fucking NO
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (+om3e)
The people that you are advocating for hate you. They hate your religion, they hate that you are so wealthy, they hate you. Try as you might to ingratiate yourself to the Cuckholes....they will always hate you while using you as a mouthpiece against the bad orange man. You have chosen very badly and your lack of a solid conviction leaves you out in the wilderness. You obviously don't realize this yet and are probably smugly enjoying making the news. Good job amigo - now we all hate you.
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (oiNtH)
could save 220,000 lives and cut health care bills by $41 billion each
year, according to a new study.
-
Yeah, no. I don't in principle accept any global tax.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (KUaJL)
He tried to stab my brother multiple times but never did ore than break the skin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM
Was he ever violent pre-dementia?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (URwyc)
juggle the ideas that, A] GOP being anti-Semitic cased the synagogue
shooting, and B] Farrakhan leading a chant of "Death to Israel" in Iran
(!) this week is no biggie.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
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The left is fucking crazy as a hatter. This is a symptom of white western civilization being too successful.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (88+cf)
Trump still gets three in his first three years, while we listen to leftists finding religion. Expect them to being less than open about 'quality of life' discussions.
Posted by: Gov. Pontious Pilate at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: lwc
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Oh, that's perfect.
Or fly hr to a European country that has socialized medicine. Top notch care I'm sure.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (wGbBR)
14.95/ hour.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
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Apparently. It is the same reason why my hackles raise at things like CO's new "zero traffic deaths" target for highway enforcement. Zero is unachievable. There are millions of people living in this state. Random change and true accidents will lead to >0, even with perfect compliance of all traffic laws. Zero is impossible, yet it's an official policy goal - which means enforcement, spending, etc. in support of that goal will get stepped up continuously, well beyond the point of diminishing returns (which we probably passed years ago anyway).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne)
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Just fucking NO
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (+om3e)
Romney was being considered for SoS.
I'm not worried.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (KUaJL)
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I know this won't go over well here, but he's not a bad choice.... Joe Degenova was on Laura last night and said he would be good... Though I'd prefer Joe
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (OXhhT)
It's Thursday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
is being considered to replace Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.
I remember hearing that before. If I'm not mistaken, that rumor originated with Christie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
Chrome is a memory hog so it's Brave and Win10 at the house.
Posted by: DanMan at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (QMG5F)
THIS JUST IN: CBS News has learned former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
is being considered to replace Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.
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Just fucking NO
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (+om3e)
Fortunately enough I will consider the source (CBS) for that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:31 AM (I2dne)
Good point. Because I know he likes to watch.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (tUqid)
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Just fucking NO
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:36 AM (+om3e)
Please let this be bullshit.
Christie is talented, but he'd eventually stab him in the back.
Posted by: Townshend & Daltrey at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (bQtop)
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Well Joe also said Comey was an honest person in the beginning
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (+om3e)
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Translation: "You westerners eat too much protein, getting big and strong. We want you to be smaller, wan soibois, please!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
I swear we are going right back to medieval times, when only the nobility ate meat regularly and the peasants ate gruel.
Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (ffWPP)
Or fly hr to a European country that has socialized medicine. Top notch care I'm sure.
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South Africa.
She's so fond of their constitution, she should also get their medical care, which includes hospice nurses washing off rubber gloves to wear between patient visits.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (LoLQo)
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08
He did?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (O2RFr)
The people that you are advocating for hate you. They hate your religion, they hate that you are so wealthy, they hate you. Try as you might to ingratiate yourself to the Cuckholes....they will always hate you while using you as a mouthpiece against the bad orange man. You have chosen very badly and your lack of a solid conviction leaves you out in the wilderness. You obviously don't realize this yet and are probably smugly enjoying making the news. Good job amigo - now we all hate you.
Posted by: Cheri
"He had a choice between dishonor and war. He has chosen dishonor...He will have the war."
Posted by: zombie Winston S. Churchill at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (e1q4h)
But MSFT makes $ from selling new versions of software, so they kill their functional stuff so they can sell bloated crap.
And Apple uses the software to make the hardware obsolete. Whoops, gotta buy new hardware...from Apple.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
______________
Honestly, Apple is way better with this stuff in my experience.
My kids are still using like a 12 year old laptop and I can run all the Microsoft Office stuff on it without issues.
I hate the Apple tax (and Tim Cook) but you can really rock that equipment for a long time with no issues.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (U7k5w)
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Idle hands => Devil's workshop
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (CPS8G)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (37IEG)
Chris Christie was okay as NJ's AG. But I would hope for better.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (URwyc)
I don't like the spyware crap infesting it, though, so I only use it at the office. That is the poison pill in Win10 - but the OS itself is extremely reliable in my experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
These m*therf*ckers should be damn glad I'm not POTUS. I'd mow every
last one of them down. You wanna put your kids upfront, better kiss
them goodbye before you do it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:28 AM (OXhhT)
A damn good day when a woman makes it move. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (TWSqO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne)
I have a great idea for reducing traffic fatalities. No more sanctuary cities!
Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Alex O-C
Gerry Manders was The Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (huES0)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (hjaPQ)
Or fly hr to a European country that has socialized medicine. Top notch care I'm sure.
=====
South Africa.
She's so fond of their constitution, she should also get their medical care, which includes hospice nurses washing off rubber gloves to wear between patient visits.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
About that whole "Cuba is wonderful thing"...never mind.
Posted by: little Mikey Moore at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (QvdcM)
Gonna get right on that, as soon as we cross the border.
Posted by: Pestilence, plague and disease at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (TWSqO)
RGB was practicing keg stands for her contest with that irrepressible card, the Kavster, this Friday afternoon.
Why does she not have a live-in caretaker?
Or Life-Alert!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (pNxlR)
RGB's very fragile, you see.
Would fall dead were she struck by a bee
Or a dandelion's puff
Or a loud doggie's "ruff!"
Or straining too hard when she pees.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (9X624)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne)
You're not thinking like a leftist. Sure, Zero is possible. Just outlaw cars.
Better for Climate Change too.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (pw+jk)
Gerry Manders was The Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:40 AM (huES0)
Here I thought he was one of the first skunk ass politicians from the Commonwhole of Masswatuchetts.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (37IEG)
I don't like the spyware crap infesting it, though, so I only use it at the office. That is the poison pill in Win10 - but the OS itself is extremely reliable in my experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
It's...better than Visa or Windows 8. They put the 'start' button back. I still prefer XP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
Here in NorCal it would make a huge difference... Daily we have "immigrants" getting into serious crashes... Got to the point that the local rag with holds their names....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (O2RFr)
What should be done if they continue? They are preventing young people from receiving valuable information that could change their thinking. Does our side try the same tactics? I'd find it fun in the abstract to pelt Maddow or Lemon with rotten eggs, but I could never do it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (/qEW2)
I want to thank Jeff Sessions for his service to our country as Attorney General. Under Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker, it is imperative that the important work of the Justice Department continues, and that the Mueller investigation proceeds to its conclusion unimpeded.
Mitt Romney
No investigation by federal law enforcement should ever be unimpeded you asshat. That's why we have oversight.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (TWSqO)
Call up CNN and tell them it's going to be Barron Trump. Bigly.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (RD7QR)
I can see him attempting to grow a scruffy beard and hiding out in a log cabin in finland in about 6 mos.
Sometimes, too much attention is not a good thing for a narcissist.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (H1sLq)
At other times, there's a hard line. Black. White. Not necessarily over everything, but over the big things, yeah. Black. White.
The Mueller "investigation" is one of those matters. You either side with us or you side with them. There's no gray.
Thanks, Romney, you shit. Your clarity is helpful.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (a2xio)
My kids are still using like a 12 year old laptop and I can run all the Microsoft Office stuff on it without issues.
I hate the Apple tax (and Tim Cook) but you can really rock that equipment for a long time with no issues.
Posted by: Blago
Except their iPads. Had to get the wife a new one because the old one wouldn't update to 12.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (huES0)
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2018 11:34 AM (ffWPP)
It should be fun to watch her run into walls and drive down the stairs.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Pete in TX at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (2RBkF)
To borrow a phrase from Bernie... enough is enough!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: mpthompson at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (AVd/1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bQtop)
Better for Climate Change too.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2018 11:41 AM (KUaJL)
+++++++++++
Leftism is a millennialist cult.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (I2dne)
Tammy for AG!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
is being considered to replace Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.
I remember hearing that before. If I'm not mistaken, that rumor originated with Christie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2018 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
Just say no, PDT. The guy who strolled hand in hand with Obama is not the guy you need.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (F/KeJ)
is being considered to replace Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.
Laura I. was running a marketing campaign for Christie last night.
Total breathless fan-girl
It was nauseating.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (LL1Be)
Otherwise? No. Just ... no
Posted by: DocJ at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (N83b4)
guess that won't be happening any time soon.
although the idea of her taking a high altitude plane ride is amusing, in a black sort of way.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (Dagiw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)
Also, if you go after the swamp, you're probably going to have enough scars to where you can never run for public office again. I'd rather have someone that just didn't care about that sort of thing.
I do think though had Chris Christie been the nominee instead of Mittens, he would have won or come way closer. And I dislike Chris Christie
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bQtop)
Do we know who the shooter was yet?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: RBG at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (r+sAi)
don't get me started. had an iPhone 3S that i dearly loved. then Mission Control made me get a 5. but that meant i had to upgrade iTunes. but my trusty Mac Mini was too old to run Mountain Lion or whatever it was that came after Snow Leopard. so that meant i had to buy a new Mac Mini just so i could sync my new phone.
not that i'm bitter or anything. oh, yeah, and my old Mac Mini is the odd model that you have to really work at to make run Linux (because it only does 32-bit UEFI).
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (NmR1a)
I suspect that another deeper reason is that Mitt dislikes Trump on a visceral level is for winning the President without the careful progress of a developing a presidential career by going up the ladder. Hillary resented Obama (and probably her husband) for the same reason. Hardworkers with little natural talent for politics resent those to which success appears to come easy. I'm sure that Romney and Bush both felt is was unfair for this kibitzer Trump to simply waltz in and take over the Republican party without doing politics for most of his life. Even worse, he appears to be succeeding with it.
Envy really is an insidious sin that can knaw away at a person's sense of self worth. Same envious denigration and dismissal exists among old money and new money for the same reason.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (ROzyM)
I have a great idea for reducing traffic fatalities. No more sanctuary cities!
Here in NorCal it would make a huge difference... Daily we have
"immigrants" getting into serious crashes... Got to the point that the
local rag with holds their names....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (O2RFr)
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That is taking safety, traffic congestion,and global warming a bit too far. But we are open to taking away all white people's cars.
Posted by: The DNC at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (hjaPQ)
It should be fun to watch her run into walls and drive down the stairs.
"Do not push the red button!"
"This one?" * scooter jerks to a halt *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (pNxlR)
Should I be worried??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (ty7RM)
although the idea of her taking a high altitude plane ride is amusing, in a black sort of way.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (Dagiw)
I wouldn't mind if her plane flew about 15 feet below the surface for a few seconds.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (37IEG)
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (H1sLq)
You obviously don't know anything about narcissists. --Barry 'the gay mulatto' O.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at Novemb
White ex-Marine with mental"issues."
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zombie Winston S. Churchill
Perfect!
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (oiNtH)
He was a pretty good prosecutor I THINK. Of course I was told that by people who are probably not trustworthy.
Christie's first investigation will be trying to find out who was responsible for dropping "Donuts" from the Dunkin' Donuts company name.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
I swear we are going right back to medieval times, when only the nobility ate meat regularly and the peasants ate gruel.
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You had gruel? Shear Luxury!!
We had to chew cardboard scraps salvaged from the village rubbish heap.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Ts2qT)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (F/KeJ)
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Yes. As on target as he sounds many times, there is also a side to him that is weirdly "off".
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (dI3/S)
i still think Kurt Schlicter would be an awesome AG, with #caring
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Dagiw)
I can only imagine what Donnie Two Scoops will do with that to eviscerate you. I mean, should he choose to do so.
Posted by: Texican ette at November 08, 2018 11:45 AM (gou4q)
Posted by: chinese rock at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (McY3E)
Hemorrhage?
Posted by: clutch at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (7imTx)
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:42 AM (H1sLq)
You obviously don't know anything about narcissists. --Barry 'the gay mulatto' O.
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Well, how's Shia doing?
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (Ts2qT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:27 AM (pw+jk)
2000 absolutely terrified me because it just ran. Never went stale, didn't need the 6 month reinstall, nothing. It just worked and didn't complain.
I think it was also the last version, or one of the last versions, that didn't assume it would have an always-on internet connection...
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (IqOTP)
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Kwashiorkor and various anemias are now an epidemic in the US.
Just last year, the 'healthy living' education son and wife took to get reduced insurance was informing them about 'meat stink' and how much healthier they would be if they eliminated red meat. DIL had pregnancy problems and gained weight, son gained weight, and I had a fit yelling about iron deficiency, etc.
They are both very large people and couldn't afford to gain weight (6'5" and 6'1" which means BMI judgments) -- both have finally seen the light but it was a tense time because I was very, very, very disapproving.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (U7k5w)
I would hope that's a disqualifier right there.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: rickb223
_________________
Yea, it depends on what you're doing with it and what apps.
But I always look at tablets as semi-disposable. $250 every 3-4 or so years.
My kids have one of the early ones and it's painfully slow now, but they can still watch movies on it and YouTube, so they dont really care.
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (zbeP5)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
What a coincidence - the McRib is back!
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
415 Apparently #RibsForRuth is trending w/ the left..they want to donate their ribs to her.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
Do rib houses deliver? That would be a hoot!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
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You had gruel? Shear Luxury!!
We had to chew cardboard scraps salvaged from the village rubbish heap.
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You lucky sonofabitch. Kaboom. We got Kaboom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (AzW6q)
WTF? Trump complained Romney's immigration plan as being too harsh. Romney is being a dick but let's not try to rewrite history.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (A6Xv7)
I don't like the spyware crap infesting it, though, so I only use it at the office. That is the poison pill in Win10 - but the OS itself is extremely reliable in my experience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
It's...better than Visa or Windows 8. They put the 'start' button back. I still prefer XP.
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The Start button is not exactly back.. to get a real Start button, you need to load a 3rd party add-on called Classic Shell
It gives you back a start button and can be configured like XP, Win 7 or however you want to customize it.
I really like Win 10. My newest computer I built, I put an SSD C: drive, and it boots in like 7 seconds. Zero problems with Win 10.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (so+oy)
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Many of them are politicos first and Mormons 2nd ...or 526th.
Picture Harry Reid claiming knowledge that Romney cheated on his taxes then later laughing about it being a lie that "worked." Anyone who doesn't care about the most fundamental precepts of his faith and laughs in the face of God's commandments is unlikely to care about his Church.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (Rxduq)
I resent Obama and her husband, but for different reasons.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (TUU1F)
The devices are heavily, heavily tested on the OS build that first ships with the device. Every patch after the first one is...not.
My rule of thumb is to NEVER update my Apple products. Ever. If there is a new 'must have' feature (which I've never encountered, IRL), then buy a new device.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Comrade at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (Sxgll)
415 Apparently #RibsForRuth is trending w/ the left..they want to donate their ribs to her.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
Do rib houses deliver? That would be a hoot!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
Their tweets are a hoot...her office needs to be lined w/ pillows until 2020...she is their fierce warrior, their guardian angel.
These people are seriously insane.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (d7Ww2)
The last thing PDT needs is a loud mouth AG who has a history of stepping on his own dick.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (O2RFr)
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The Start button is not exactly back.. to get a real Start button, you need to load a 3rd party add-on called Classic Shell
It gives you back a start button and can be configured like XP, Win 7 or however you want to customize it.
I really like Win 10. My newest computer I built, I put an SSD C: drive, and it boots in like 7 seconds. Zero problems with Win 10.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (so+oy)
SSD are like magic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)
It sucked having to vote for McCain too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:06 AM (9Om/r)
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Bob Fvcking Dole comes to mind too. The "tax collector for the welfare state". Just like Jeb!
Ever since Goldwalter lost we've had a sucking chest wound. Reagan brought relief and the R's gave away the gains made there budget by budget, ship after ship. Along comes Trump and they aim to kill him if they can. Things got worse yesterday. I am not sure it's a uniquely American thing...there are just a lot of stupid people.
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (lYU1j)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (dI3/S)
That's exactly who you need during a fray. Hold it, that doesn't seem right...
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (C78No)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (U7k5w)
No.... Ouch!
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
The uniform of Antifa
Posted by: StefanH at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (EIQNk)
pfft. that's nothing. i've got an iPad that's so old that it can't be updated to 5. because Mission Control always gets the new toys and i get the hand-me-downs. you married guys know what i'm saying, right?
to make it better, she updated it to the last version it could run before giving it to me. which was great, except that Apple had, in their finite wisdom, decided in that version (and every version since) that no one would ever want to shuffle a playlist of videos. could do it before she updated (because playing videos was done by the same app that played music, and it knew how to shuffle). couldn't do it after (because now we needed a separate app to play videos and no one would ever want to shuffle a playlist of videos). and still can't do it.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (NmR1a)
I told you it was going to be a woman.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (1beh4)
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (dI3/S)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Adam at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (TWSqO)
Also rumor is, antifa is rioting because they changed the start time of Ellen in Portland again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2018 11:49 AM (KP5rU)
I doubt The War Turtle, in his new shell, will put up with this effete douche.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (wGbBR)
Never went stale, didn't need the 6 month reinstall, nothing. It just
worked and didn't complain.
I think it was also the last version, or one of the last versions,
that didn't assume it would have an always-on internet connection...
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 11:46 AM (IqOTP)
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Probably right about the internet connection. Now it is ship bad and continuously updated for our screw ups. It was much more expensive to do that before.
Truth is I still have a Compaq Pentium 3 chip with WIN 2000 that is still on from December 2000. Of course now it will break.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (pw+jk)
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Mittens is in denial. He can't blame himself for his loss and so he can't get over it.
He also can't see Trump's kids standing on steps he wanted to see his kids standing on. Mittens had generational plans. He still has them, but it requires Trump and his "brand" to be trashed to make room for Mitten's Kittens.
Posted by: simplemind at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (TKASW)
From what I recall, part of Mitt's issue with Trump is that Mitt's
family history included an LDS ancestor who fled to Mexico to avoid U.S.
polygamy laws and he has distant cousins still living in the area of
the old LDS colony. Thus, immigration and refugees is an important
personal interest of his apart from his religious faith.
I suspect that another deeper reason is that Mitt dislikes Trump on a
visceral level is for winning the President without the careful
progress of a developing a presidential career by going up the ladder.
Hillary resented Obama (and probably her husband) for the same reason.
Hardworkers with little natural talent for politics resent those to
which success appears to come easy. I'm sure that Romney and Bush both
felt is was unfair for this kibitzer Trump to simply waltz in and take
over the Republican party without doing politics for most of his life.
Even worse, he appears to be succeeding with it.
Envy really is an insidious sin that can knaw away at a person's
sense of self worth. Same envious denigration and dismissal exists among
old money and new money for the same reason.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (ROzyM)
That ancestor was his grandfather. His father George was born in Mexico.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (zbeP5)
I hear that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (kqsXK)
On the other hand, I betcha he's a grudge-holding sumbitch, so it'd be fun to see him turned loose on certain people.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (OXhhT)
Dan Rather says it's time Republicans stand up for Jim Acosta and prove they 'believe in the Constitution'.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
He acted like a rotten ten year old and Trump is treating him the way you treat a rotten ten year old that's being disruptive.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (TAmPV)
at a person's sense of self worth. Same envious denigration and
dismissal exists among old money and new money for the same reason.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (ROzyM)
No doubt there is envy and other sorts of personal rancor, eating at Romney's soul.
I think the bigger issue though, is Romney is a bought and paid for member of the Chamber of Commerce crowd, who wants unfettered mexican labor to fuel their personal gravy trains.
Trump is a threat to their continued opulence. Which I'm sure causes phonies like Romney to lose some sleep at night too.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (a2xio)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2018 11:50 AM (wGbBR)
What has happened?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (F/KeJ)
Your village threw away cardboard?!
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (NpvYf)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (BXMxN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Lardp)
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These fuckers don't even know what they are talking about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Milt Rombley at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (BXMxN)
They are gonna have to fight the catholic bishops.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:43 AM (F/KeJ)
Soooo much this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (vtd+q)
Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (1beh4)
not individually. generally, you upgrade the whole skeleton to adamantium. and add claws.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (NmR1a)
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You had gruel? Shear Luxury!!
We had to chew cardboard scraps salvaged from the village rubbish heap.
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You lucky sonofabitch. Kaboom. We got Kaboom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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We only got gruel made from the left-over ground-up boxes of knock-off E. German Kaboom boxes, mixed with ditch water.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (w54mS)
Your village threw away cardboard?!
Posted by: t-bird
What is card board?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (huES0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 11:48 AM (AzW6q)
True. But isn't every version since Vista on the NT kernel too? That doesn't stop some of them from being a bag of hammered ass.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 11:44 AM (G8lfi)
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Someone should pose that question to both Sean Penn and Michael Moore.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (G0vdT)
I swear we are going right back to medieval times, when only the nobility ate meat regularly and the peasants ate gruel.
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You had gruel? Shear Luxury!!
We had to chew cardboard scraps salvaged from the village rubbish heap.
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Fauxcahontas is coming out with another cookbook called Kim Chee Chow cookbook with organic natural NordKo dishes - sawdust rolls etc. She believes she has 1/2048 NorKo ancestry. NorKo is Northeastern Asia, and she powwows in Northeastern America - coincidence???
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (G8lfi)
He's as bad as Hilary.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (OXhhT)
Are we at the phase in the jim acosta farce when he says he's receiving death threats?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (tjXrB)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (zbeP5)
What has happened?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (F/KeJ)
Gillium has unconceded
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (TAmPV)
He acted like a rotten ten year old and Trump is treating him the way you treat a rotten ten year old that's being disruptive.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (TAmPV)
Acosta can GFH... he should never get his credentials back. There is no Constitutional right to be at Presidential press conferences inside the WH.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (TWSqO)
This is rather insightful, and I think it applies to all manners of things, not just politics.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2018 11:05 AM (U7k5w)
There's a Willard Bay on the Great Salt lake near Ogden. Seems to be a popular name in Utah.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (KHhgg)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:51 AM (F/KeJ)
Gillium has unconceded
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (TAmPV)
So? Its not like his concession is needed. If he wants to be a petulant asshole, let him.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (F/KeJ)
i call for trial by combat. toss him and fenelon into the thunderdome. two consciences enter, one conscience leaves.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (1beh4)
My knowledge of of more modern LDS political and religious activity is in a specific area (the role of women) which required learning about some, not all, church doctrine.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (ROzyM)
Can an 'ette say "it moved"?
Because Schlicter would be so much fun as AG. His press conferences would be like Rumsfeld's.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
and that the Mueller investigation (criminal coup) proceeds to its (American overthrow) conclusion
unimpeded (by rule of law, or any exposure of damning emails and other evidence)."
Mitt Romney
thanks Mitt, you globalist stooge
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (TWSqO)
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I want them to give it to JJ Sefton.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (bQtop)
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These fuckers don't even know what they are talking about.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
I wouldn't stand up for a Dem even if he was correct.
#War
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (huES0)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (vtd+q)
Posted by: lwc
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Too much trouble. Just let her get on the waiting list next door in Canada. Free healthcare! Single payer!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:55 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (BXMxN)
he had to move from his family's home in Mass
to his tribal/religious homeland so his correligionists could vote for him
his ideology, platform, etc, didn't matter and he knew he could never win in Mass with any platform, so he moved to a place where his IDENTITY gave him an edge.
democracy is nothing more than a racial headcount and the mormon 'race' won him his race, just like 98% of blacks voted for gillum. Welcome to the world you helped create with your precious principles and decorum
Posted by: dw at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (X8FSN)
The LDS wants Mexicans because they are one of the biggest sources of converts.Simple as that.
They are gonna have to fight the catholic bishops.
In this corner...The Battling Bishop!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Concernedy McConcernedface at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (n3Kee)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (TWSqO)
And have someone named "Kenneth" give it to him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (1beh4)
Gov. Chris Christie is being considered to replace Jeff Sessions as
Attorney General.
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I know this won't go over well here, but he's not a bad choice....
Joe Degenova was on Laura last night and said he would be good... Though
I'd prefer Joe
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 11:37 AM
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Why would Trump want an anti-gun Northeast liberal as Attorney General?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (JUOKG)
Aw, Hell, what are the DNC/Obama people up to in GA and FL? Obama won't let his chosen candidate lose - particularly when he can stir up so much racial discord in the process. Just like old time!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid!
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That's you, isn't it MeAgain?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Us and Phlegm at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (uloIh)
Can you picture him before a House judiciary committee? That would be awesome.
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (jm1YL)
Too much trouble. Just let her get on the waiting list next door in Canada. Free healthcare! Single payer!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
And legal pot!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (aKsyK)
Why would Trump want an anti-gun Northeast liberal as Attorney General?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (JUOKG)
Maybe he can bearhug Obama to death.
Wrong on every level.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (/9p9e)
Hell, I listen to NPR a couple hours a day, and walk the dogs to the sound of BBC Four in my earphones in the evening. They're not my friends, but then one needs a good corpus of material with which to train one's bullshit detector.
Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (heOND)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (1beh4)
not individually. generally, you upgrade the whole skeleton to adamantium. and add claws.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (NmR1a)
Can I get one with fingertips that shoot electrical bolts or flames? That would be cool.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (g/Jt8)
Posted by: literally serious
Go ahead. Knock her out for a six hour surgery.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (huES0)
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Liberals always double dog daring us to believe in whatever interpretation of X they think we're supposed to believe in. Like Jesus letting in immigrants
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (zbeP5)
He's as bad as Hilary.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (OXhhT)
The American people do not want an antidote to winning.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: literally serious
Go ahead. Knock her out for a six hour surgery.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (huES0)
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Better crack her chest for some exploratory surgery.
Just to be sure.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (vg8iE)
So? Its not like his concession is needed. If he wants to be a petulant asshole, let him.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (F/KeJ)
Yes, but his unconceding tells me that he's been informed there's a 64 Buick speeding towards Tallahassee with a trunk full of votes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (TAmPV)
The LDS wants Mexicans because they are one of the biggest sources of converts.Simple as that.
They are gonna have to fight the catholic bishops.
In this corner...The Battling Bishop!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (aKsyK)
Update to Warhol's 15 Minutes of Fame theory:
Sooner or later, every Monty Python sketch becomes a reality.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cut & Paste, False Flag Division at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (uloIh)
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She ain't backing down
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (+om3e)
I can't believe you still use barbed wire to pleasure yourself. It pretends to be your friend. But it's not.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (a2xio)
We have the replacement hardware ready. All we need is the skin and the hair.
Posted by: Federal Robotics Support, Alphabet at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (RuIsu)
I cannot spare this man-- he doesn't fight!!
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (oVJmc)
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Liberals always double dog daring us to believe in whatever interpretation of X they think we're supposed to believe in. Like Jesus letting in immigrants
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (zbeP5)
Suffer the tuberculosis to come unto you, white h8ters!
Posted by: The Christ of leftist imagination at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
453 Their tweets are a hoot...her office needs to be lined w/ pillows until 2020...she is their fierce warrior, their guardian angel.
they're calling for RBG to be confined to a rubber room? that doesn't sound like it would be helpful to their cause.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Marcus
Use the White House Marine Corp detachment.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (huES0)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 11:56 AM (JUOKG)
I don't see Krispy reducing the size and scope of the FBI or DoJ.
And any solution that doesn't reduce the size and scope of the FBI and DoJ doesn't solve a damn thing.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (UJFSF)
Posted by: Ever at November 08, 2018 12:00 PM (pI4nx)
Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (9HuGt)
Point me to the clause wherein the childish agents of the Democrat Party are entitled to anything more than derision?
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (1beh4)
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Liberals always double dog daring us to believe in whatever interpretation of X they think we're supposed to believe in. Like Jesus letting in immigrants
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (zbeP5)
Response to Frequently Kenneth Rather:
Since the Left is hot for moral relativism and a living and breathing Constitution, we believe that kicking Acosta to the curb is the epitome of standing up for said document. Now, GFY.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (/9p9e)
I'll fight any 98 lb. woman in this room!
Any you bitchez wanna piece of The Accoster?
Yeah, that's right. Cuz I'll accost your 98 lb asses!
So, who wants to go?
Nobody?
Ha!!! Thought so. Your 98 lb asses are mine!
Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
I suppose it makes you a bad person in the sense that wrath and envy are two of the deadly sins, but that's neither here nor there. I feel the same way, myself. I think a lot of people do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)
and FL? Obama won't let his chosen candidate lose - particularly when he
can stir up so much racial discord in the process. Just like old time!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
He has no choice and neither do they. They can refuse to concede (hell they can hold their breath until they turn blue and stamp the racist feet until the break a bone) and it won't change the fact that they lost.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (F/KeJ)
Also give her a free wisdom teeth pulling outers while she's out, and then watch her recover.
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (9HuGt)
"Pfft!"
- - the late William Holden's night table
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
I felt that way about Win8. Because I was working in support for a company who made a consumer anti-virus product and all of the nightmares we had dealing with root kits disappeared with 8. Any time a customer called in with a root kit infection, they were always running XP, Vista, or Win 7.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (tUqid)
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It was a version of NT. That's why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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We have old machine running Win 2000.. I think it is a print server.. When that beast dies, it will get moved to a Virtual Machine.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (tjXrB)
It wasn't him. His account was hacked.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
Gets under mine too...but no one ever said life was fair. Does not make you a bad person, just human.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)
Since the Left is hot for moral relativism and a living and breathing Constitution, we believe that kicking Acosta to the curb is the epitome of standing up for said document. Now, GFY.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 12:01 PM (/9p9e)
Mine is shorter ...
... I will when they will.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (UJFSF)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (Cus5s)
Lead recount lawyer for @SenBillNelson's campaign, @marceelias, took part in a conference call with reporters this morning. He said he thinks it's a virtual certainty that #Nelson will come close enough to @ScottforFlorida in vote totals to trigger a hand recount. @BN9
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HMMMM I know that lawyers name from somewhere
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (+om3e)
Pam Bondi, FL AG. As my Arabic brothers would say, "jamila helwa!"
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Would you consider taking Florida back? We'll throw in Puerto Rico for good measure.
Regards,
America
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (1beh4)
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I thought we were supposed to have civility if they won.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: MarkY at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (i022r)
You don't really have any way of knowing what they're doing, or what they've been through, sweetheart. Some people are good at hiding their feelings, and don't air their dirty laundry in public.
Some people seem fine, then wake up one morning and kill 12 people. Or themselves.
Don't torment yourself by assuming anything about anyone.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (OXhhT)
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Then she gets a heart attack. I confess I'd find it hilarious. She's an evil, dishonest piece of garbage and some karma would go some way towards restoring my faith in the universe.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (F/KeJ)
Yes, but his unconceding tells me that he's been informed there's a
64 Buick speeding towards Tallahassee with a trunk full of votes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (TAmPV)
Nah... it just means they want to yell "Illigitimate Election!!!!!" like Hillary 2016.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
My wife swears by that cupping bit. She's actually at the dr.'s getting it done now.
Posted by: No Longer Suberranean JT at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (S23KT)
What did Dan say then?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Commodore Kristol of the Gravy Navy at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (1beh4)
She and Palm Beach SOE have no idea how many ballots left to count, but yesterday she got her boys around 9000 votes closer.
No more early voting. No more absentee ballots except for military personnel. No mail-in votes. Polls open from 6:00 AM to 9:00 PM, so there's no excuse for not getting there. This "Oh, Lordy me! Another big bag of ballots!" stuff has to end.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (LsBY9)
Silence!
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2018 11:52 AM (BXMxN)
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So convert them in Mexico.
Y'no, a conversion of a significant portion of Meso-Americans to Mormonism (or old-fashioned Protestantism with its work ethic) would be a great boon to those countries.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (Rxduq)
And yea, Mormons are awfully "tribal" about their own, aren't they?
You really think if Romney was a Catholic and he moved from Massachusetts as a former Governor to Utah just to run as Senator, he would have been elected?
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (AllCR)
Sounds like a veteran w/ PTSD related issues.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)
Would you consider taking Florida back? We'll throw in Puerto Rico for good measure.
Regards,
America
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (1beh4)
Everything south of the Broward line should be expelled from the union.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (J+mig)
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His mascara is starting to run.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (ty7RM)
Hey!
For all we know xe could be a female Latinx who identifies as a Navy Corpsman.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (yT99I)
64 Buick speeding towards Tallahassee with a trunk full of votes
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 11:59 AM (TAmPV)
Nah... it just means they want to yell "Illigitimate Election!!!!!" like Hillary 2016.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM
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Yep and tie up the State and it's Senator in legal battles for years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Twelve children accused him of molesting them at a miniature train station he operated at his home. He called it "Mr. Don's Whistle Stop". Simpson had been declared incompetent to stand trial and had spent years in state hospitals.
He was recently found to be competent and was returned to the Tarrant County Jail to stand trial.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (huES0)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
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I thought we were supposed to have civility if they won.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
reason #2947 why I'm convinced it will end in gunfire and we're never going to vote our way out of this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
did you learn about being chased by an elephant? (13th article of faith: we believe in being chased by an elephant...)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (xGZ+b)
Scott is the Governor. He better fight
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (sP4nb)
Everything south of the Broward line should be expelled from the union.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (J+mig)
REFILL THE SWAMP!!
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (TAmPV)
life getting everything they want while barely lifting a finger"
bad when some just inherit wealth and use their position to look down on the "little people" that are ten times more competent.
But worse when the "elite" bribe/destroy our government so their riches get multiplied, by perverting monetary policy and scooping up bailouts for failing billionaires. The sellout to China was to enrich them ... directly harming "US".
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (Cus5s)
If Gillum has retracted his concession it means the Dems and their pet
cucks have determined he's within margin-of-fraud. This is gonna get
sporty.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
I don't think so... Gillum isn't even close enough right now to force a hand count (Nelson likely is but it likely won't change the outcome since there are safeguards against fraud).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (F/KeJ)
shooter in the CA bar? Religion of pieces, just some leftist who hates
people, person who forgot to take their meds, workplace violence. Neo
Nazi or some combination of the above?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM
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Guarantee you that if it was some nazi Trump supporter we would already know about it.
He appears to be a Vet with some serious PTSD issues that were ignored in the recent past.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (JUOKG)
Would you consider taking Florida back? We'll throw in Puerto Rico for good measure.
Regards,
America
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:03 PM (1beh4)
How would we convince the Puerto Ricans to stay put and relinquish their US citizenship instead of flocking to the mainland before the exchange took place? It's the same problem with giving them independence.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
And Georgia...
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (heOND)
125 Going for a massage in a bit. Apparently this masseuse uses cupping, stones and feet. I'm intrigued.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
My wife swears by that cupping bit. She's actually at the dr.'s getting it done
now.
---------Just make sure the cups are not conducive to heat, like a metal one, or it will leave round burn marks. Thus, bamboo or wooden cups.
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (G8lfi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.................
He was an ex-Marine with possible issues.. PTSD?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
I suppose it makes you a bad person in the sense that wrath and envy are two of the deadly sins, but that's neither here nor there. I feel the same way, myself. I think a lot of people do.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)
Probably so. I think it grates against our innate sense of fairness, but grates even more against the indoctrination we all get about hard work being the key to success. When we find out that's not true, it's hard to come to terms with it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
No more early voting. No more absentee ballots except for military personnel. No mail-in votes. Polls open from 6:00 AM to 9:00 PM, so there's no excuse for not getting there. This "Oh, Lordy me! Another big bag of ballots!" stuff has to end.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (LsBY9)
If we the people can no longer trust in the honesty of elections, that doesn't leave us many alternatives for ensuring that government represents our interests.
Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM (1beh4)
Windows NT bumbled, rumbled, stumbled along until 3.51, which was the stability landmark until XP came along.
XP was VERY stable and IF PATCHED was quite secure for its day, likewise the Win2003 server family, the problem was that Vista was the sux and so XP lingered on forever. Embedded services particularly, I'm sure there's still bargeloads of XP out there running in closets.
Vista failed, but Win7 was and is remarkably stable and once again IF PATCHED is quite secure. Likewise Win2008.
I've still got a bunch of Win7 around here, Win8 was nonsense 8.1 better but no improvement over 7. Win10 is good, but I am still no fan of where MS has gone with UI stuff.
Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
It costs a lot of money to get dressed for RuPaul's Drag Race.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: klaftern at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (JUOKG)
They will not be able to stop Scott from being seated nor will they be able to stop the votes from being certified. They tried that in 2000 and it didn't work. It ain't gonna work now either.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (F/KeJ)
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Topless? With electrical tape over her nipples?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM
What are they doing now?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: lwc at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (G8lfi)
whatever interpretation of X they think we're supposed to believe in.
Like Jesus letting in immigrants
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 08, 2018 11:58 AM (zbeP5)
It's one of Alinsky's Rules. Make them live up to their own __________.
We believe in the Constitution. Amendment 1 says: ___________.
Therefore, if you don't accord Acosta Amendment 1 (however they want to interpret), then you don't believe in the Constitution.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 08, 2018 12:10 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (a0IVu)
thanks
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (AllCR)
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Marching about what? There are so many things they're outraged about these days.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2018 12:02 PM (/9p9e)
I've heard that he was sh*t-faced throughout "The Bridges at Toko-ri" . But Grace Kelly, quasi-naked...
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (9HuGt)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)
And Georgia...
Posted by: literally serious at November 08, 2018 12:08 PM (heOND)
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They won't get GA. Kemp is over the recount margin.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
"2 Girls and a Cup" Wisconsin Style
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (sP4nb)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM
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Might want to watch out there. I knew a guy who claimed he got busted for having a baseball bat in his car in Jersey.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: sectum at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (lwiT4)
"2 Girls and a Cup" Wisconsin Style
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (9X624)
Things are gonna get cheesy!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)
Perhaps they are operating under the theory that if they feed the crocodile, the crocodile will eat them last.
Posted by: The ARC of History at November 08, 2018 11:13 AM (TEv5V)
Apparently the Mormon leadership support unrestricted immigration, since somehow they feel the new arrivals are a fertile field for recruitment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 11:54 AM (NmR1a)
Oh, come on! Both consciences can leave. It's just that one leaves in a body bag.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (3sjI6)
Fenelon, if you are around, thank you for linking the Brooklyn Tabernacle Devotions. My husband and I started reading them a few weeks ago, and they are making an impact on our lives. I am very grateful for your steadfast faith, and your desire to serve and teach others about Christ. God bless you.
Posted by: moki at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Caliban at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM
Beer cup. Full of Lienenkugels or Spotted Cow.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2018 12:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM
There is...a surprising amount of logic to this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (0tfLf)
qualified for that job. Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2018 12:05
PM (VpIIl)
Silence!
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Also, she was behind the farce of a trial George Zimmerman was subjected to.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (F/KeJ)
Minn SOS was a partisan Dem who had ties to Soros.
FL and AZ SOS are good Republicans. this is n ot a House Race
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (sP4nb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (I16G
Common Core.
What is it good for?
Evening the Score.
Some Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (TUU1F)
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I just tell them it's part of my gym workout. Cantonese grip strength exercises. For tai chi.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 08, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
...........
Awesome. What's in the swag bag?
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (sP4nb)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (FtLqQ)
did you learn about being chased by an elephant? (13th article of faith: we believe in being chased by an elephant...)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (xGZ+b)
Funny story: just got done talking to my Indian co-worker about Ganesha, the elephant-headed god dude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (G0vdT)
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Said upthread, but probably over the "National popular Senate vote" they dreamed up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: mpfs at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (w7dYk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (0NAbP)
A successful farce. Your Chinese fortune-cookie reads: "You are susceptible to information operations campaigns."
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 08, 2018 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Yeah. It is what it is.
All those history books you can read on the Internet for free now ... they all say that that Human Nature never changes. But damned if there ain't a shit-pot of folks convinced it has - and that the bad old stuff can never happen again.
I guess Josey Wales was right. Worms gotta' eat too.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (UJFSF)
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No, no, no. Aluminum softball bat with glove. Nothing nefarious about looking for a game.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:15 PM (FtLqQ)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (FtLqQ)
They are trying... they will not succeed.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:15 PM (F/KeJ)
http://tinyurl.com/ya8akkl2
No indication he hit anyone with it...
Posted by: McCool at November 08, 2018 12:16 PM (KvRqW)
They sold us down the river, and will be the first to get what's coming to them, come the Day of the Colander Facemask.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 08, 2018 12:16 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2018 12:16 PM (AzW6q)
Zimmerman was subjected to. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at
November 08, 2018 12:13 PM (F/KeJ)
A successful farce. Your Chinese fortune-cookie reads: "You are susceptible to information operations campaigns."
Posted by: Zod at November 08, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)
A farce that ruined an innocent man's life. She is unfit for the AG spot.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 08, 2018 12:17 PM (F/KeJ)
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No, no, no. Aluminum softball bat with glove. Nothing nefarious about looking for a game.
Two 24in sections of 2x2x.250 steel angle. Book your welding-class time at the local fab shop/trade school.
Posted by: JEM at November 08, 2018 12:17 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jonah at November 08, 2018 12:18 PM (sP4nb)
http://tinyurl.com/y72hq2ra
Posted by: McCool at November 08, 2018 12:18 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:19 PM (FtLqQ)
Posted by: The Christ of leftist imagination at November 08, 2018 12:19 PM (RD7QR)
FL: DeSantis is 43K votes ahead. Scott: 22K ahead.
If votes can be found to "flip" those contests, FL should be part of the Civil Rights Voting Act rather then the other southern states still under that.
Bottom line is: Given the terms of Governor, Gillum and Abrams don't have anywhere to go. Maybe a House rep, but they've demonstrated they already lose statewide and in 2020, one would think the turnout even higher. Sure, they'll have jobs at MSNBC, but still, Governor vs. Rep?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 08, 2018 12:19 PM (q1VoB)
I'm for the death penalty for these predators if there is no question but not this way. Either sentence him to die or do your job and not allow others to kill him. I know, easier said than done.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 08, 2018 12:19 PM (A6Xv7)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:19 PM (FtLqQ)
If you do ... you keep your head on a swivel.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 08, 2018 12:20 PM (UJFSF)
Sort of. A sizable fraction of them were off-the-boat Brits and Swedes from Mormon prosyletizing in those countries back in the day. Done the Ancestry.com thing, ask me how I know...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 08, 2018 12:21 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (9HuGt)
I suspect they had an affair. Kelly was a notorious mattress-back.
https://tinyurl.com/y8c6sap2
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2018 12:21 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2018 12:09 PM
Might want to watch out there. I knew a guy who claimed he got busted for having a baseball bat in his car in Jersey.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2018 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
Thing to do is have your lug wrench handy (in the passenger area) for the car.
And carry a heavy but not remarkable tool or other object in your gym bag. Don't use anything that could be considered Burglar's tools like a crowbar and such. A 1/2" ratchet is good they're about 10" long. Gotta have a reason (other than to protect your ass) for having it along.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 08, 2018 12:21 PM (yT99I)
At what point can the new acting AG get involved in the habitual fraudster Snipes?
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:22 PM (FtLqQ)
*note to self: ignore previous thought*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2018 11:24 AM (U7Mh9)
Roundup works on both of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2018 12:23 PM (KHhgg)
It's is always, ALWAYS, mental illness + long ruminated upon grievance. PTSD as manifested in this guy with "a history" with local law enforcement usually means he has psychotic features/paranoia or comorbid Illness like schizophrenia.. Whether from traumatic brain injury or a suceptibility to stress induced mental illness almost doesn't matter.
Posted by: SarahW at November 08, 2018 12:27 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Ever at November 08, 2018 12:29 PM (pI4nx)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2018 12:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Thomas Pitman at November 08, 2018 12:34 PM (ba7Lh)
I still have some PCs running XP. Great OS, small memory footprint, solid as a rock.
But MSFT makes $ from selling new versions of software, so they kill their functional stuff so they can sell bloated crap.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2018 11:32 AM (bcbK
How about a Federal law that states, that in order to be considered as a potential vendor to the U.S. government or any of its agencies, that software providers must either continue to provide support for obsolete OS's, or else surrender them complete to public domain, and make all the security keys public, so the the open-source community can work with them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2018 12:39 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2018 12:41 PM (FtLqQ)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 08, 2018 11:53 AM (vtd+q)
The new models of Blackberry run the Android OS.
There is supposed to be a Linux-based phone on the market soon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2018 01:00 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2018 02:27 PM (bQtop)
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Posted by: BJ54 at November 08, 2018 03:58 PM (Bed/U)
Always have a Plan B
Mittens is a puppet. Didn't like him the first time he ran either. But he is gonna be a thorn in our side...as the deep state, et.al., tell him what to do.
Hopefully, I'm totally wrong.
Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 08, 2018 04:29 PM (B6WO/)
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