Legend?

Fox News contributor just said "Orange man bad"

Memes irl pic.twitter.com/Kw2sEVyQFC
— Tim Pool (@Timcast) November 7, 2018

Video: Fun from @MZHemingway on @FoxNews as she noted that Democrats "are united in their belief that Orange Man bad" #Midterms2018 #ElectionDay2018 pic.twitter.com/KOIgS2PaN9
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) November 7, 2018

pic.twitter.com/0hF5tzxRCW
— OCCAMs shaving cream (@RobotDef) November 7, 2018

And Sherrod Brown, unfortunately, wins re-election in Ohio, despite beating the shit out of his wife.

#BelieveAllWomen, am I right?

And:

FL Senate has become VERY close. When the Panhandle reports, Scott will close the gap quite a bit. still edge to Nelson, but this will go into the election day vote.
— Henry Olsen (@henryolsenEPPC) November 7, 2018

DeSantis, Scott take tiny leads in Florida...

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:10 PM

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1 FIRST!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

2 SECOND!!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

3 So.... if the Dems win... it's all chaos all the time, plus impeachment? Lovely.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 06, 2018 08:11 PM (z1Dz9)

4 I iz all by myself. :-C

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:11 PM (+dsLj)

5 Longlive the orangeman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 08:12 PM (pnLx6)

6 Firsters are compensating.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 08:12 PM (fuK7c)

7 I had to switch back to Fox. The coverage on CRTV was God awful.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:12 PM (EVJ0V)

8 I feel pretty confident calling IN for Braun. Rural vote was huge.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 06, 2018 08:13 PM (OpTat)

9 Mollie!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:13 PM (6nRrz)

10 Show Me The Pudding, Mollie!

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:13 PM (G3+Pf)

11 "Didn't [Nate Silver] say this morning that his prediction was just as likely to be wrong as right?"

-
These are my predictions. If you don't like them, I have others.

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

12 Top 10? I won something yes?

Posted by: okieinOR at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (J3mKa)

13 Here comes the panhandle bitches

Posted by: Horseface at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (/aiGx)

14 Still lots of precincts left in MiamiDade, Broward, PB. Still, not in horrible shape.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (fYi9j)

15
I had to switch back to Fox. The coverage on CRTV was God awful.

Yes.

God forgive me, yes.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (LL1Be)

16 Its really fucking unreal how the left signal loud and clear that if you want to beat the shit out of women unchecked and with impunity, just be a democrat.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (+dsLj)

17 Kemp 248k

Abrams 135k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (CWwFd)

18 NBC News reporting that @RonDeSantis has his first lead of the night in the race for #FLGov

(from a tweet from @PeterSchorschFL )

Posted by: Ann at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (NDO5Q)

19 De Santis ahead in Florida but very close.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (P1AAi)

20 VA Senate is a lot closer than I thought it would be. Just like 2014. Why doesn't the GOP ever contest that shit?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (6nRrz)

21 'This won't end well': Far-left thugs taking to Portland streets to fight fascism 'by any means necessary'

-
Oregon and Washington are lost causes. They're not mad because of local elections. They're mad because of what people in FL and GA are doing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

22 DeSantis ahead now. WOHHOO!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (f9un2)

23 >>Here comes the panhandle bitches

Panhandle, You Magnificent Bastard -

I Read Your Book!

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (G3+Pf)

24 How is Keith X doing in MI to be the AG, the lying Calypso Louie supporting woman beating turd.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (r/emI)

25 BREAKING: Greg Pence, older brother of Vice President Pence, has been elected to Indiana's 6th Congressional District, according to ABC News' projections

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

26 Florida : https://floridaelectionwatch.gov/

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (P1AAi)

27

Wtf is wrong with Syracuse?

Claire McCaskill is going down.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (vIjh1)

28 oh gawd Hubby has switched to abc

gotta go.hide

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (dMvl+)

29 i seriously thought the "Wait for the Panhandle" guys were just over-optimistic goons.

COME ON PANHANDLE!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

30 Every website is crashing.
This is crazy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (6nRrz)

31

Currently for Gov
49.6% Desantis
49.2% Gillum
7.1 Million votes total

floridaelectionwatch.gov/Home

The OFFICIAL tally

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (1g7ch)

32 They are going to need Ky to pass the panhandle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (pnLx6)

33 This promises to be a very tough nite on quite a few livers 'round here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

34 So you are saying Mollie lurks here? *waves at Mollie*.

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (Rx1Z6)

35 Pre-existing FIRST !

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (786Ro)

36 >>Wtf is wrong with Syracuse?

Library burned down.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (G3+Pf)

37 What side is Tim Pool actually on?

He always struck me as somebody who wants to be on the "moderate" left, but there's no "moderate" left for him to belong to.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (pgXNG)

38 Scott(r) ahead of Nelson in Fla.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (P1AAi)

39 That worthless cocksucker Alinsky did have a point: ridicule is the most potent weapon.

Also an effective tactic is one that your base enjoys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (vfOIM)

40 To Mollie the lurker:

Will you be my bunny snuggles woom woom?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

41 RICK SCOTT NOW UP!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

42 NYT was down, PredictIt is down, Politico is slow as fuck.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (6nRrz)

43 Orange man bad all over twitter, so not necessarily just here.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (nRWPy)

44 Scott ahead too!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (f9un2)

45 >>i seriously thought the "Wait for the Panhandle" guys were just over-optimistic goons.

Nope.

Slap her on the ass and yell - 'Wait For The Panhandle!'.

Works every time.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (G3+Pf)

46 Kemp 264K

Abrams 141k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (CWwFd)

47 Barr up by 2 now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (+dsLj)

48 VA Senate is a lot closer than I thought it would be. Just like 2014. Why doesn't the GOP ever contest that shit?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (6nRrz)
-----------

Ed Gillespie (R) almost won against Mark Warner in 2014. It was very close, way closer than anyone thought it would be.

Tim Kaine was Hillary's running mate. There is no way he is going to lose.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (U5tDi)

49 *sock off* * orange man bad *

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (f9un2)

50 29 i seriously thought the "Wait for the Panhandle" guys were just over-optimistic goons.

COME ON PANHANDLE!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

Can't we be both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (FhtF7)

51 Anna, your summations have been brilliant tonight.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (kszLT)

52 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

53 In Florida, voters beam up Scotty!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (ykYG2)

54 Ace is typing in all caps...this is serious stuff...

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

55 Ace - Bringer of Memes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (DVvHX)

56 How is Keith X doing in MI to be the AG
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (r/emI)

MN, not MI.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:17 PM (mS+Df)

57 Panhandle, You Magnificent Bastard -

I Read Your Book!
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (G3+Pf)

ha

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (NLLmE)

58 Wofford just tied it up with UNC.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (dEQP3)

59 Top 10? I won something yes?

You'll get NOTHING and like it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (dUJdY)

60 47: is that 2 votes or 2 percent?

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (Rx1Z6)

61 Absolute Boss Status

Posted by: Gman at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (k6WRV)

62 So what has happened to the NYT's Election Needle?

Has it spun totes loco?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (r/emI)

63 >>COME ON PANHANDLE!!!!

I'd prefer to use the Ficus.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (G3+Pf)

64
I would call FL right now, but I'm a jinxer so I won't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (r+sAi)

65 Oh AP, whyfor the reposting of my lady parts rant?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (dEQP3)

66 'This won't end well': Far-left thugs taking to Portland streets to fight fascism 'by any means necessary'

How many MOABs do we have? Surely we can part with one or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (vfOIM)

67 Library burned down.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (G3+Pf)
---------

That's okay, the book was checked out.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (U5tDi)

68 i seriously thought the "Wait for the Panhandle" guys were just over-optimistic goons.

I prefer 'pollyannic fucktool.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

69 What de fuq? nate sivler just put the House staying Republican at 47%.......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (JUOKG)

70 Kemp 264K

Abrams 141k

Sweep the leg.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

71 My drink count is up by two...

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (yhf6w)

72 ANDY BARR AHEAD!!!!!

ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

73 Bourbon County for Ky-6 hasnt been counted yet.

What are the odds Kentucky Bourbon will lock it up for Barr?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (+dsLj)

74 I didn't beat my wife/girlriends, I was just educating them. Education is good. I'm a pro-education Democrat.
- Sherrod Brown

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (v3DL/)

75 For the record: I hope to God I'm wrong and my eeeyorness will go down as an epic stupid thing to say.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (6nRrz)

76 Open dee trunk of dee Buick, meng.

Posted by: Miami at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (LL1Be)

77 Weii I don't care if other places had orange man bad... They stole it from Ace... he just forgot the copy right

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (O2RFr)

78 60 47: is that 2 votes or 2 percent?
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (Rx1Z6)

If it is two votes, half of that lead is mine!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (FhtF7)

79 Wonder what's going on in CT Governors race.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (EVJ0V)

80 No no no, to be proper Mel Brooks it must be

"Come on Miracle!"

In this case, all the Rs beating the Ds like rented mules.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (r/emI)

81 Got nothing, wanted to leave a marker on Election Night

Posted by: zeera at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (sZx4g)

82 You can't Panhandle the truth!

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (786Ro)

83 Tune back into CNNSucks for libtardian tears.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (6cpKd)

84 34 So you are saying Mollie lurks here? *waves at Mollie*.
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (Rx1Z6)

Eh, the NPC Meme is all over twitter as well. She could have just as easily seen it there.

But she has appeared on the podcast with ace before. So she is certainly aware of this hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (zRwJ/)

85 RNC keeps fucking up Virginia. Didn't support Cuch, Gillespie or Stuart because they thought they couldn't win.

Thanks again, asswipes

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (nRWPy)

86 Remember that Rick Scott did a good job fixing up the panhandle after the hurricane; that will help.

Posted by: Locarno at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (sGQ6M)

87 "VA Senate is a lot closer than I thought it would be. Just like 2014. Why doesn't the GOP ever contest that shit?"
-Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:14 PM (6nRrz)

The GOP put their tail between their legs everywhere, early-on after Trump won. Instead of getting off their asses for Conservatism, they acted-out against "Trumpers".

In that time, "ActBlue" was busy raising record amounts of money for their coffers.

The GOProgressives took their ball and went home.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (Ckg4U)

88 Barbara Comstock will lose VA-10 but I'm pretty sure everyone was already calling that a loss.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

89 Who's up for Florida Hanging Chads 2018 Edition?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (6nRrz)

90 IS SOUTH FL DONE REPORTING?

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (MAstk)

91 Buncha Cuse haters.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (NLLmE)

92 I love my Panhandle relatives!

And my late Grandpa, who proudly called himself a Florida Cracker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

93 Five-Thirty Eight now has Rs at 47.4% winning the house! It was as low as only 5% one hour ago.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (9XFCm)

94 So what has happened to the NYT's Election Needle?

Has it spun totes loco?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (r/emI)

No lie, the NYT said they were not going to be updating as quickly so as not to cause people emotional distress.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (dEQP3)

95 Wofford is a fake movie college, like Faber and William & Mary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

96 It's good to be hanging out with y'all on this historic night. Haven't been here much lately but wouldn't miss election night with y'all for anything. Hello, Ben Had. Sorry I missed MoMe. Family stuff.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (7f8va)

97 Kemp 276k

Abrams 146k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (CWwFd)

98 Always figured Molly was an 'ette.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (14qvS)

99 If 'election results red, Orange Man Bad, else printf Organe Man Bad ya blue wave))ad print +read error*7'

Posted by: NPC Troll at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

100
crap, that Shalala commie is winning in FL 27

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (r+sAi)

101 What de fuq? nate sivler just put the House staying Republican at 47%.......

Nate always gets a lot more serious when there's, y'know, actual votes on the line.

If you'll recall, election night 2016 had all those falling barometers of the Left, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

102 The GOPe fucked Cuchinelli hard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (ykYG2)

103 That's okay, the book was checked out.
Posted by: bluebell at N

yeah but someone had finished coloring it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (MTjB1)

104
Hotair's ELECTION NIGHT COVERAGE!!! that was posted at 8:00pm with BRIGHT RED LETTERS!!! has

two (2)

comments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (LX21o)

105 It just jumped to 60%!

Posted by: Vercingetorix at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (9XFCm)

106 Funny memes here re. awaiting results...

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1059956597089280002

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (Evws/)

107 There will be steep discounts for AOSHQ members in good standing. Stay tuned for prices and schedules.

Posted by: Under Fire Brazilian Tours at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (r9UYA)

108 Can you all get to NYT? It's down for me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (6nRrz)

109 yeah, Cocaine Mitch still has no balls when it comes to fighting for the VA senate seat.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (7J5t2)

110 The problem here in Florida is largely the Yankee LibFags that have infested Miami-Dade, Broward, and West Palm.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

111 I'm having a lot of trouble finding where to see what the results are. CRTV and Fox are just talking about generalities, with minimal actual, you know, reporting. (Actually all I can find is Fox Nation; here come da judge crap.) I don't have TV.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (59GGI)

112 A very Good Evening to you, bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (kszLT)

113 Never doubt the orangeman.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (pnLx6)

114 RNC keeps fucking up Virginia. Didn't support Cuch, Gillespie or Stuart because they thought they couldn't win. Thanks again, asswipes

****************

Could be worse, you could be living in Colorado.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (+dsLj)

115 >>>What de fuq? nate sivler just put the House staying Republican at 47%.......

I put Nate Silver on the list of people who seem terrible at their job but still profit at it. Jason Garrett is also on that list.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (R85nB)

116 85 RNC keeps fucking up Virginia. Didn't support Cuch, Gillespie or Stuart because they thought they couldn't win.

Thanks again, asswipes
Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:19 PM (nRWPy)

Gotta send money to competitive states like New Jersey...

Posted by: buzzion at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (zRwJ/)

117 Changing outlooks on the fly....look...I was right!

Posted by: Nate Silver at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (OOH1c)

118 98 Always figured Molly was an 'ette.
Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (14qvS)

============

I wouldn't be surprised if she posted, TBH.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (o3+fQ)

119 Because in one thread, another poster made reference to it.

So had to paste it in and ask "You mean this?"

And they said yes. Then in another post about Deimoscr@p fixation on classifying everyone posted it again.

Both times it met with rapturous approval.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (r/emI)

120 Good grief, Kemp. FINISH HER!

Please, please, please GA. Curb-stomp that female Obama!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

121 Shalala wins in S. FL.

The Clinton machine will never go away will it? Ugh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (6nRrz)

122 >>It just jumped to 60%!

It moved, Jerry.

Posted by: George at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (G3+Pf)

123 Shits tightening up.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (EVJ0V)

124 Barr is not going down

Posted by: DR RUTH at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (HMHlJ)

125 As the horse knows- I'm in Pensacola. There's a reason why T trump came here last Saturday. The dread at Gillum has been palpable.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (87EdW)

126 So I just poured my first glass of bourbon. #2 gets poured if we're looking good in an hour or so. I'm not out of hope yet, I still remember 2016.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (tAj5d)

127 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!

Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (+FjXB)

128 For the record: I hope to God I'm wrong and my eeeyorness will go down as an epic stupid thing to say.

You could always restrain your OCD self.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

129 Indiana is a pleasant surprise. But Scott is in a lot of trouble in Florida. Only about half of Broward County is in, and he's losing there by almost 200,000 votes. So figure when the whole county is in, he'll be down another 200,000 he has to make up elsewhere.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (vJCwr)

130 That shit kinda funny.

NPC's are EVERYWHERE!!! It'll end up like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

131 74 I didn't beat my wife/girlriends, I was just educating them. Education is good. I'm a pro-education Democrat.
- Sherrod Brown
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 06, 2018 08:18 PM (v3DL/)

Keith Ellison was reaching out to women. OK, so his hand was closed in a fist, but he did reach out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (vfOIM)

132 Wofford is a fake movie college, like Faber and William & Mary.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

"Woah, no, William and Mary won't do."

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (953wK)

133 123 >>It just jumped to 60%!

It moved, Jerry.

====

SEE I NEVER HAD A DOUBT (knocks on wood)

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (7J5t2)

134 Please, please, please GA. Curb-stomp that female Obama!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2

It will be delicious... Take that Orca/Oprah

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (O2RFr)

135 CtwatCuckNews Network getting sombre.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (6cpKd)

136 #79 Some irregularity apparently in New Haven. I was just reading Stefanowski's twitter feed.

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (mgpkf)

137 Kemp 306k

Abrams 175k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (CWwFd)

138 33 This promises to be a very tough nite on quite a few livers 'round here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (I0I+D)

139 LOL...nate silver just put the Republicans at 60% to hold the House......

Blue wave my butt. Pudding cups at the ready!!!!!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (JUOKG)

140 What is this about a pants handle?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (BRvh1)

141 VA-27 was an edge seat from the guide I'm following right at the 217-218 seat margin.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (f9un2)

142 >>>93 Five-Thirty Eight now has Rs at 47.4% winning the house! It was as low as only 5% one hour ago.
Posted by: Vercingetorix

Can you give us a link for this? I just went over there and they have it as 88% likely that dems take the house.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (PbpT7)

143 Wofford is a fake movie college, like Faber and William & Mary.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

LOL. No, it's very real.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

144 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!
Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (+FjXB)

Unpossible. I was told just a little while ago that all was lost.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (953wK)

145 Stumbles about for more tequila..thinks about calling in sick tomorrow

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (Rx1Z6)

146 I put Nate Silver on the list of people who seem terrible at their job but still profit at it. Jason Garrett is also on that list.

*claps*

Posted by: Jason Garrett at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

147 I'm having a lot of trouble finding where to see what the results are. CRTV and Fox are just talking about generalities, with minimal actual, you know, reporting. (Actually all I can find is Fox Nation; here come da judge crap.) I don't have TV.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (59GGI)
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Eeyore, I've got the New York Times website open in another tab. That's where I've been watching.

Hi, Ben Had! *waves*

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (U5tDi)

148 Sherrod Brown is quite fond of the panhandle, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (Tyii7)

149 Am i reading this right? THE GOP won GOVERNOR in CONNECTICUT???

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

150 127 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!
Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (+FjXB)

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Where is that? I see it still at 78%.

Is my internet 2 hours in the past? LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (6nRrz)

151 Been afraid to watch. Please let Ron DeSantis win. Broward votes all in?

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (ykOP2)

152 Because in one thread, another poster made reference to it.

So had to paste it in and ask "You mean this?"

And they said yes. Then in another post about Deimoscr@p fixation on classifying everyone posted it again.

Both times it met with rapturous approval.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (r/emI)

I do like attention, 'tis true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (dEQP3)

153 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!

Ebb and flow...lots of races to go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

154 I'm not out of hope yet, I still remember 2016.

Exactly. I was here all night long. Think I went to bed around midnight but I knew Trump had won.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (dUJdY)

155 #149. What????

Posted by: Winston at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (mgpkf)

156 It's good to be hanging out with y'all on this historic night. Haven't been here much lately but wouldn't miss election night with y'all for anything. Hello, Ben Had. Sorry I missed MoMe. Family stuff.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (7f8va)

Great to hear from ya. Sorry you couldn't make it.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (K8FDc)

157 It just jumped to 60%!
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It moved! It moved to 60%

Posted by: George Costanza at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (0JUQP)

158 LOL...nate silver just put the Republicans at 60% to hold the House......

Early night for Dems ? lol

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)

159 Oh wait not Connecticut, Masshole

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (+dsLj)

160 Am i reading this right? THE GOP won GOVERNOR in CONNECTICUT???

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you must be reading that wrong.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (7J5t2)

161 Where is the 538 link thingy??

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (Rx1Z6)

162 137 Kemp 306k

Abrams 175k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (CWwFd)

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What percentage is in?

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (o3+fQ)

163 >> Jason Garrett is also on that list.

The guy from Everyone Loves Raymond?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (G3+Pf)

164 I rike erection night

Posted by: Tokyo News Talking Head at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (JItMV)

165 Shits tightening up.
Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM

There are lots of good medications for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (DVvHX)

166 Sorry I missed MoMe. Family stuff.

You can always see the family, you can't always do MoMe.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (lD3vL)

167 So recount coming in FL most likely.

What could possibly go wrong???!?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (6nRrz)

168 139 LOL...nate silver just put the Republicans at 60% to hold the House......

Blue wave my butt. Pudding cups at the ready!!!!!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (JUOKG)

Where are people finding this stuff?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (59GGI)

169 128 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!

I read that as 'keeping horse'.

Seriously, though, nothing's over until the crates of fake ballots come out of the trunks.

Posted by: Howard NPC at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (5P8WL)

170 Nate Silver just placed my odds of "Screw It, I'm Drinking Anyway" at 92%.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (tW6Fb)

171 Fox showing the Gillum headquarters in Tallahassee. Mood is "giddy" or something.

#$%^ them all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

172 >> "Please, please, please GA. Curb-stomp that female Obama!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I dunno... maybe Georgia needs to learn the hard way.

Easy for me to say since I don't live there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (JXEtC)

173 Shits tightening up.

Fiber, man. Psyllium husks are effective.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)

174 TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (G3+Pf)

175 Am i reading this right? THE GOP won GOVERNOR in CONNECTICUT???

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

Technically. There are "voting problems" in New Haven so probably not in the end.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (tAj5d)

176 Henry Olsen
@henryolsenEPPC
Calling KY 6 for Barr - most of Fayette (Lexington) is in and Barr is ahead, with more rural votes to come.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (+om3e)

177
What could possibly go wrong???!?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (6nRrz)

I'm sure you'll be there to tell us.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

178 Always figured Molly was an 'ette.
Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (14qvS)

Someone should see if she'll eat a pudding cup on live TV.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (SgjGX)

179 I'm seeing Michigan trending Repub!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)

180 Jim. if I didn't die from liver failure during the reign of barky, I can withstand anything.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (kszLT)

181 Brat +1 with 82% in.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (MAstk)

182 Shits tightening up.

POO SHALL NOT PASS.

Posted by: Bolus the Brown at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (ykYG2)

183 Donors, when we told you months ago our polls showed a big blue wave, we weren't cooking the books to get you to donate money for Dem candidates.

Honest.

Posted by: Pollsters at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (DuAZ5)

184 didn't beat my wife/girlriends, I was just educating them. Education is good. I'm a pro-education Democrat.
- Sherrod Brown
Posted by: Darth Randall at N

was simply teaching her self defense, but she is a slow learner. you only learn to duck a punch one way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

185 Can someone post a link to where Nate Silver has GOP winning the house please?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (6nRrz)

186 Going to the gym, will check about buying pudding later.

Posted by: JEM at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (5P8WL)

187 Saw 535 at 52% for Republicans....just bounced back to 54% Democrats......it changes every 2 minutes but I like the trend....

Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (+FjXB)

188 Michael E. Newton @MichaelENewton1
4m
538 now says the Republicans have a 60.7% chance of #winning the House.
#MAGA

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (+om3e)

189 To be honest,if a majority of Floridians want to elect a commie,I don't care.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (BXMxN)

190 I need to take my meds....

Posted by: mpfs at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (w7dYk)

191 118 98 Always figured Molly was an 'ette.
Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (14qvS)

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I wouldn't be surprised if she posted, TBH.
Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (o3+fQ)

I saw her post under her real name once. I think it was in a thread about her. I don't know whether she also posts under a nick.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

192 So recount coming in FL most likely.

Doesn't it have to be closer than 1%?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

193 139 LOL...nate silver just put the Republicans at 60% to hold the House......

Blue wave my butt. Pudding cups at the ready!!!!!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (JUOKG)

Where are people finding this stuff?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM

On the 538 website.

He now has it at 50%....a draw pretty much.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (JUOKG)

194 97 Kemp 276k

Abrams 146k
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (CWwFd)

Oprah hardest hit.

Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (ulmY0)

195 177
What could possibly go wrong???!?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (6nRrz)

I'm sure you'll be there to tell us.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

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Oh come on.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (6nRrz)

196 well, it shouldn't be close. but hey, america is a nation of new immigrants who want Florida to have an income tax and to make sure your kids know there are 44 genders.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (7J5t2)

197 Kemp 308k

Abrams 176k

7.5% in

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (CWwFd)

198 Brat +1 with 82% in.
Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (MAstk)

I usually have two and sometimes three brats when I'm having 'em.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (953wK)

199 3 precints in FL panhandle have 0% reporting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (r+sAi)

200 Empress I was giggling madly about that Needle story.

Special Snowflakes that are so emotionally fragile that an arbitrary artificial needle drives their emotions into manic depression? Talk about folks needing Thorazine. And a straight jacket.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (r/emI)

201 I just would like to know what kind of fucking maniac splits his ticket because if DeSantis wins you would think Scott would win and vice versa.

It makes no fucking sense.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (qxq6t)

202 Guys, I think the guy is trolling us with claims about 538 and Nate Silver. The Twitter feed and the website say no such thing.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

203 192 So recount coming in FL most likely.

Doesn't it have to be closer than 1%?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

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It's 49.6 to 49.4 right now. So within that margin. For governor anyway.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (6nRrz)

204 Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra
3m
BREAKING: Florida Republican Reps. Ross Spano (District 15) and Brian Mast (District 1

both hold on to their seats.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (+om3e)

205 This promises to be a very tough nite on quite a few livers 'round here.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 06, 2018 08:16 PM (QzJWU)

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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (I0I+D)

I'm at work, as usual. *pouts*

I really need to get outta here.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (K8FDc)

206 I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (Rx1Z6)

207 >> "Please, please, please GA. Curb-stomp that female Obama!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I dunno... maybe Georgia needs to learn the hard way.

Easy for me to say since I don't live there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (JXEtC)

Gee, thanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

208 GOP now down to 42 percent to hold house

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (KaSl8)

209 538/Nate Silver guy (Spike),

Please provide a citation for these claims. You seem to be a troll.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

210 > 27 538 now has Republicans keeping house!!!!!!
Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:21 PM (+FjXB)

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> Where is that? I see it still at 78%.

You have to go to the "Live Coverage" page. The one on the front page is nine hours old, and based on the last round of polls.

Currently they have 4/9 Republicans keep House, 5/9 Democrats take House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (vOkuK)

211 I usually have two and sometimes three brats when I'm having 'em.

Why stop there.

Posted by: harry from searchlight at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

212 oh my fuckity fuck AP had John James 51.8% to Stabenow 47.3%

Now it's flipped, Stabenow 51.4% to James 47.2%

AGGGGGG

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (mS+Df)

213 202 Guys, I think the guy is trolling us with claims about 538 and Nate Silver. The Twitter feed and the website say no such thing.
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

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Troll Effort: A+

That's how it's done.

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (6nRrz)

214 189 To be honest,if a majority of Floridians want to elect a commie,I don't care.

Bunch of trans-plant north easterners anyway. If they love their Communism, well, they should have stayed in NY/NJ. Unfortunately cancer tends to metastasize.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (lD3vL)

215 202 Guys, I think the guy is trolling us with claims about 538 and Nate Silver. The Twitter feed and the website say no such thing.

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (O2RFr)

216 Yo Bandersnatch. Those husks are killer on the colon.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (EVJ0V)

217 Who did O'Bumbles stump for? Those are the ones I want to lose especially badly.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (Kcf2u)

218 Miami is 75% in but Broward.....

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (MAstk)

219 >>I really need to get outta here.

No doubt.

There's a better life
for me and you

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (G3+Pf)

220 I like how 538 and the like predict 90% democrat takeover of House and then instantly switch to 50% as if they were predicting that all along.

Fuck these gaslighters.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (+dsLj)

221 Oprah hardest hit.

I though Abrams *was* Oprah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

222 Fried plantains are a wonderful treat. Did you know there are over 100 things that can be done with the coconut besides being a delicious drink mixer?

Posted by: Under Fire Brazilian Tours at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (r9UYA)

223
PpollingNumbers's avatar
Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
4m
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (+om3e)

224 We need some similar 'orange man bad' memes.

Liz Warren: 'fake woman screech'

Hillary Clinton: 'drunk woman bitter'

Cory Booker: 'black man poof'

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (miE9U)

225 Oh shit...not a troll....it is 4/9 to win the house for the GOP on 538's real time page.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (6nRrz)

226 I dunno... maybe Georgia needs to learn the hard way.

Easy for me to say since I don't live there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (JXEtC)

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In-laws and friends live in GA.

They don't deserve that.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (I0I+D)

227 >> "LOL...Nate Silver just put the Republicans at 60% to hold the House."

Someone explain to me what the point of Nate is.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (JXEtC)

228 I am seeing Dems are at 54% to take house...mighty close

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (bUjCl)

229 Bah, Menendez, Casey both declared winners

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (dMvl+)

230 189 To be honest,if a majority of Floridians want to elect a commie,I don't care.

---

It would be funny in it's own way, but there are still thirty or forty Southerners still living in the state that I'd feel bad for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (LX21o)

231 De Santis now up 1 point in Fla.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (P1AAi)

232 Panhandle should hold till east side is all in

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (OOH1c)

233 going to have to learn to spell the onomatopoeia for fucking so I can use them to celebrate our coming house victory.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)

234 178
Always figured Molly was an 'ette.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2018 08:20 PM (14qvS)

Someone should see if she'll eat a pudding cup on live TV.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (SgjGX)

I'd like to see her use the pudding cup as it's supposed to be used.

Posted by: Spurting Spurter at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (giesC)

235 Wait, Massachusetts has a Repub governor?????

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)

236 535 easy site to find.....

Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (+FjXB)

237 Texas Zombie, you were sorely missed. I hope next year falls on a different date.

Thank You for the suggestion 'cause the pig was awesome.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (kszLT)

238 Blue wave my butt. Pudding cups at the ready!!!!!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (JUOKG)

......

I like red pudding.

Wolf says nail bighter. Lol

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (6cpKd)

239 538 also has GOP at 97% to win the senate, real time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (6nRrz)

240 29 i seriously thought the "Wait for the Panhandle" guys were just over-optimistic goons.

COME ON PANHANDLE!!!!

Posted by: ace

Just like in 16.

Barr is looking good probably win by 6 points or more.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (IeDO8)

241 >> I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..

More than likely she's wondering whether or no I am a boxers or briefs kinda guy.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (G3+Pf)

242 Currently they have 4/9 Republicans keep House, 5/9 Democrats take House.

I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (yQpMk)

243 The guys posting these silly numbers are about to be banned unless they start backing this nonsense up with links that show what they're claiming.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

244 These 'barometer' things they like to use are very fluid. They were back and forth through the 2016 returns, too.

But we're definitely not seeing the D blowout they were telling us would destroy us all. Not yet, at least.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

245 Oprah hardest hit.
Posted by: literally serious at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (ulmY0)
=====

*braces for impact*

Posted by: Golden Corral at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (//voU)

246 235 Wait, Massachusetts has a Repub governor?????
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)

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Yeah as does Maryland. Remember, 2014 was a crazy good year for the GOP.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (6nRrz)

247 I am somewhat comforted by the fact that NYT still hasn't turned on the "needle"

It's close as hell, but I'd say it's pretty obvious that we are not seeing a "blue wave"

Posted by: RYAN FRANK at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (CY4BB)

248 Wait, Massachusetts has a Repub governor?????

*****************

Right? I was like WTF?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (+dsLj)

249 Bottom line: Anybody who says they know how today's vote went is basically full of shit.

Sit back, have a cold one, and enjoy the show.

Posted by: filbert at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (953wK)

250 Mollie, Sean Davis, and Col. Schlichter are the new conservative leaders, IMO. And yes, Mollie is now a legend.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (f687A)

251 I rike erection night
Posted by: Tokyo News Talking Head

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

252 The leads of Scott and Desantis have grown.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (rbgPC)

253 243 The guys posting these silly numbers are about to be banned unless they start backing this nonsense up with links that show what they're claiming.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

__

Ace, it is legit.
Go to the Live Blog page of 538.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (6nRrz)

254 > Guys, I think the guy is trolling us with claims about 538 and Nate Silver.

I'm not that guy, but the Fivethirtyeight.com "Live Blog" page does indeed now have Republicans at 4/9 keeping the house, Dems at 5/9 taking it.

On a seat basis, their live blog page now predicts a 24 seat gain for the Dems (barely more than the minimum of 23 they need).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (vOkuK)

255 Blackburn (R) at 64.5% still beating Bredesen (D) at 34.3% in Tennessee senate race to replace Bob Corker.

Knoxville and Chattanooga are the only major city reporting in right now.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (a7HML)

256 206 I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..
Posted by: IC at November 06, 2018 08:26 PM (Rx1Z6)

Mollie, I KNEW that was you, with the ample bazoombas. Uhhhh, I mean IC.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (kiSdp)

257 Kemp 351k

Abrams 190k

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (CWwFd)

258 I saw her post under her real name once. I think it was in a thread about her. I don't know whether she also posts under a nick.
Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (sdi6R)

Ed Driscoll, who posts over at Insty, lurks here, I'm sure. He links to Ace quite a bit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (SgjGX)

259 Democrat Donna Shalala Beats GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar in Florida

Democrat Jennifer Wexton Defeats GOP's Barbara Comstock in Virginia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (2I4LM)

260 So where are we in the depths of suicidal depression and eyeing the closest bridge or soaring on the heights of supreme confidence?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

261 driving home I was behind some witch in a BMW SUV with three bumperstickers. One was "womens' rights are human rights STOP THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON WOMEN". Another was "Elizabeth Warren wing of the Democratic Party". The third was that "clean coal is a dirty lie".

In her huge-ass BMW SUV.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (ykYG2)

262 Bunch of trans-plant north easterners anyway. If they love their Communism, well, they should have stayed in NY/NJ. Unfortunately cancer tends to metastasize.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:27 PM (lD3vL)

Ahem.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

263 some cocksucker who helped design this computer thought it would be a good thing to design it so that if you move your finger across the touchpad just wrong it will zoom your browser out 200 or 300 percent.

would like to find them and visit countless hours of suffering upon them and theirs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

264 Oprah hardest hit.
Posted by: literally serious

I got that covered!

Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (S6Pax)

265 effing Pennsylvania yellow dog democrats

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (dMvl+)

266 The leads of Scott and Desantis have grown.

Hey, open the trunk and get those lost ballots

Posted by: Dem voter fraud squad at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

267 Marsha Blackburn predicted to win... so Taylor Swift gave away heart to yet another disappointing man, destroying her fan goodwill in the process?

Yes please!!!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (TnaCl)

268 241 >> I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..

More than likely she's wondering whether or no I am a boxers or briefs kinda guy.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (G3+Pf)

==========

She strikes me as the type that would laugh her ass off while posting as a guy making snarky comments.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (o3+fQ)

269 Link to real time Nate Silver prediction showing 45% GOP to keep the house

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8c7tlrj

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (6nRrz)

270 ace, here's the link to Silver's live results page:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (U5tDi)

271 Blue counties still holding back in IN.

Fuckers

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (MAstk)

272
Karen Tumulty @ktumulty
3m
More Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (+om3e)

273 I wish the southern states could make moving down here a lot harder for NE locusts. Painful, even. I'm sick to death of the bastards escaping their high taxes and cost of living and then doing their damned best to inflict the same misery on the rest of us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

274 Got mine from..."that guy" - his #s are from ABC news

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (bUjCl)

275 The guys posting these silly numbers are about to be
banned unless they start backing this nonsense up with links that show
what they're claiming.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

__

Ace, it is legit.

Go to the Live Blog page of 538.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM

---

Yep. Go to the 538 website and click on the liver coverage button.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (JUOKG)

276 Well I am going to scoot back offline.

Writing to do.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (r/emI)

277 I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..

I loved her in Star80.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

278 260 So where are we in the depths of suicidal depression and eyeing the closest bridge or soaring on the heights of supreme confidence?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

I'm always on the former, so I'm the wrong guy to ask.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (NWiLs)

279 On a seat basis, their live blog page now predicts a 24 seat gain for the Dems (barely more than the minimum of 23 they need).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:29 PM (vOkuK)

Honestly, a 1 seat majority would be funny, as the Dems desperately try to keep their whack-job wing and their "moderate" wings in line.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (SgjGX)

280 If Maria Elvira Salazar needs a job, I have a feeling Trump would find something for her to do.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (fYi9j)

281 Some referendum on Worse Than Hitler, huh.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (tAj5d)

282 Yep. Go to the 538

I apologize... It is real

Posted by: Dem voter fraud squad at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (O2RFr)

283 Donna Shalala wins.

Dem flip

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (KaSl8)

284 was behind some witch in a BMW SUV with three bumperstickers. One was "womens' rights are human rights STOP THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON WOMEN". Another was "Elizabeth Warren wing of the Democratic Party". The third was that "clean coal is a dirty lie".

In her huge-ass BMW SUV.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at N

historically, bmw drivers, generally, are assholes. now, since the 4 series became popular that mantle is sadly being transferred to audi drivers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (MTjB1)

285 Jcrapper says polls may be off. No shit.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (6cpKd)

286 evil donna shalala gets into congress. ugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (r+sAi)

287 This clip of Mollie saying "Orange Man Bad" is perfect. I think the NPC meme really tapped into something and everyone gets it now. Well, except for the NPCs.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (4YHTV)

288 174 TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (G3+Pf)

You owe me a new monitor....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (uDcBt)

289 James up 50.1%-48%

GNNHHHHH can't take this

Guys if I end up on the news running down Michigan Avenue swinging an axe handle and wearing only a horned helm and loincloth screaming JOHN JAMES DEMANDS FRESH SOULS please do not think less of me, thanks in advance, namaste

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (mS+Df)

290 Atlanta ( which now includes Gwinnexico) is getting ready to pull out some nasty shit.

Bank on it.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (LL1Be)

291 IC - I list after Mollies brain... But also think she's crazy hot. Sue me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (f687A)

292 More than likely she's wondering whether or no I am a boxers or briefs kinda guy.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (G3+Pf)

==========

She strikes me as the type that would laugh her ass off while posting as a guy making snarky comments.
Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (o3+fQ)
---------

I think you've just revealed that garrett is really Mollie.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (U5tDi)

293 > some cocksucker who helped design this computer thought it would be a good thing to design it so that if you move your finger across the touchpad just wrong it will zoom your browser out 200 or 300 percent.

There's often a control for that kind of stuff in the system settings. Worth a look.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (vOkuK)

294 The 538 thing is real. Just saw it on the live blog on Twitter.

Posted by: no good deed at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (1uG1d)

295 Yes....538 has a live site and they update their numbers every few minutes so you have to "refresh". It is in 48%-60% D take House range now from a high of 90% earlier in the night.......

Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (+FjXB)

296 yeah Im seeing it too: its 4 in 9 chance GOp holds house now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (+dsLj)

297 PlayTheTrumpCard
@PlaysTrumpCard
WINNER #KY06 Republican ANDY BARR! @RepAndyBarr!
Sorry dems, no #BlueWave in Kentucky
Bit of a red tsunami though, so enjoy that!

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (+om3e)

298 Yep. Go to the 538 website and click on the liver coverage button.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM (JUOKG)
If this night turns into 2016, I'm gonna need some of that liver coverage.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (tAj5d)

299 273 I wish the southern states could make moving down here a lot harder for NE locusts. Painful, even. I'm sick to death of the bastards escaping their high taxes and cost of living and then doing their damned best to inflict the same misery on the rest of us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

Yep. They keep moving down here and fucking things up for the rest of us.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

300 I predicted this morning the majority will be 5 seats or less.
I'm liking my prediction.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (6nRrz)

301 #VA05: Denver Riggleman (R) defeats Leslie Cockburn (D). GOP hold. This district voted 53%-42% for Trump in 2016.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (2I4LM)

302 willowed:

92
11

LeftCoast Dawg, if you're still around, how does ballot counting here in

WA work? I'm new to the state and some of my co-workers are just now

dropping their ballots in the mailbox. How long does it take to count

everything?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2018 07:37 PM (QBy2Q)

WA changed just a few years ago to all mail-in ballots.

They were mailed out about 3 weeks ago. This year, they paid for the postage, so no stamp necessary like last year.

They have to have today's date on the cancellation stamp to be valid.

Many
have been already mailed in. I believe that King county (the other 38
counties may be different) started counting the received ballots early
this morning, and will be reporting the first results minutes after the
8pm close tonight. These first results were ballots that were mailed in
early.
Since all ballots are local, nearly every one is received the next day and is counted within a day or so.
Most
races will be decided by the initial trend of the first evening count
totals. A nail-biter will take another day or two. Or if really close,
up to two weeks.

And we haven't even talked about the
Gregoire-style votes that are now sitting in the back of some Demo's car
trunk, waiting to be "found unexpectedly" if needed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (UsCnO)

303 it's the end of the world and we know it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (Pg+x7)

304 I see Babs Comstock is getting spanked by Wexler. As bad as that is, Babs had it coming for wanting Donny Two Scoops to drop out of the race over Pussygate.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (NMAzL)

305 *runs warm bubble bath*
*chugs bottle of wine*
*opens double edge razor blade*

*kisses cat, strips, heads for bathroom*

Posted by: Democrats at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (wv+BE)

306 Well I am going to scoot back offline.

Writing to do.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 06, 2018 08:31 PM

NaNoWriMo > 538 blog

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (786Ro)

307 Thank you for the link, guys.

Sorry I accused spike of being a trollster. Sorry, Spike. I thought you were playing with my emotions, which I do not have, because I'm not gay.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

308 260 So where are we in the depths of suicidal depression and eyeing the closest bridge or soaring on the heights of supreme confidence?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

I am eating mashed potatoes and gravy alongside a McAlister's Club.

Pretty tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (FhtF7)

309 Wait, Massachusetts has a Repub governor?????
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM

For a given value of Republican. There's a reason we call him Tall Deval.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (DVvHX)

310 Hardly any votes counted, but right out of the gate James is up over Stabmenow...

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (uloIh)

311 I wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..

---

I bet she reads it a few times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (LX21o)

312 ok, movie time

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

313 Braun whipping Donnelly with 50% in. IN senate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (r+sAi)

314 So do we start panicking now or no?

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (IYHxL)

315 Can someone explain my own state to me? 31% in, Beto leads Cruz by 70k? Still too early right?

FWIW, my understanding of this is that Republicans will usually lead early until cities are counted, and things will level out. If I'm totally off-base there, let me know.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (5659K)

316 More Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend

Well, ain't that the shits!

Poor Jimmy, disappointed again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (S6Pax)

317 All right, stopped at a store near the end of my commute home. How's it look?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (iSI0i)

318 BELL-WEATHER, guess so , huh ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (bUjCl)

319 115 >>>What de fuq? nate sivler just put the House staying Republican at 47%.......

I put Nate Silver on the list of people who seem terrible at their job but still profit at it. Jason Garrett is also on that list.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
------
Bwahahaha
Good one

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, Not as mean, Still a Marine at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (+ldAm)

320 Michael E. Newton @MichaelENewton1
now
DeSantis (R) now up by 0.6% in Florida Governor race.

RickOhio @RickOhioImBack
14s
72% reporting

#DeSantis

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (+om3e)

321 SE Florida is going to wait to see how much they need to turn in. I hate that.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (fYi9j)

322 Heh, heh, "Cockburn."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (f687A)

323 James up 50.1%-48%

GNNHHHHH can't take this

Guys if I end up on the news running down Michigan Avenue swinging an axe handle and wearing only a horned helm and loincloth screaming JOHN JAMES DEMANDS FRESH SOULS please do not think less of me, thanks in advance, namaste
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (mS+Df)

I'm judging you that you aren't livestreaming you doing that right now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (dEQP3)

324 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sucking cock!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (DuAZ5)

325 >>> Always figured Molly was an 'ette.

Mollie, I love you, but we aren't dressing up for you tonight! My bra is off (you're a lady, so you understand) and I'm comfy in PJs waiting on election returns.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (TnaCl)

326 wonder what Mollie thinks when she reads about how you guys lust after her..
Posted by: IC at N

she wonders "Yeesh, if they are whacking their monkey to me how fat and hard up must these chubby chasers be? I need to get security. Well more security."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

327 When Sherrod beat his wife, he was just joking.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (Tyii7)

328 264 Oprah hardest hit.
Posted by: literally serious

I got that covered!
Posted by: Keith Ellison at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (S6Pax)
----
I could never quit you, AoSHQ.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (kQs4Y)

329 Yeah, Charlie Baker is such a Republican that I blanked his race this morning. Which I've NEVER done for a Republican before.

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (uloIh)

330 SECOND THAT EMOTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJXi5QhTIHc

Posted by: JGB at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (G3+Pf)

331 Comstock was a nevertrumper type.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (nRWPy)

332 At this moment 538 is saying 61.4% for the Ds taking the house, 5.3 for the Senate.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (59GGI)

333 Josh Jordan @NumbersMuncher
The 538 forecast has dropped to just a 39.3% chance that the Democrats take the House tonight.

That is something that was unthinkable just 24 hours ago for most...

Still a lot of time to go tonight, but this is not the start to #ElectionNight that Democrats wanted.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (+om3e)

334 And now 33% are in, and Cruz is down by 1k. Maybe I should take a nap until 11PM or so.

Posted by: CPT11A at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (5659K)

335
fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/2018-election-results-coverage/?ex_cid=extra_banner

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (pNxlR)

336 288 174 TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (G3+Pf)

You owe me a new monitor....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (uDcBt)

......

What, blown margins or tinyurl pron link?

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (b+Fr8)

337 Kemp 391k

Abrams 209k

9.4%

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (CWwFd)

338 Is it possible for an evenly split House?

Posted by: Spurting Spurter at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (giesC)

339
Atlanta ( which now includes Gwinnexico) is getting ready to pull out some nasty shit.

Bank on it.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (LL1Be)

Well, they're keeping some polling stations in the ATL open until 9:25. So nothing fishy going on there at all. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

340 The Andy Reid posts always crack me up.You'd think he would take a seminar on clock management or soething though,to be honest,he is the only NFL coach challenged in that area.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (BXMxN)

341 And we haven't even talked about the
Gregoire-style votes that are now sitting in the back of some Demo's car
trunk, waiting to be "found unexpectedly" if needed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM

Has Dino Rossi already conceded? Be his style.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (786Ro)

342 More Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

===

hmmm, well, that makes me feel better.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (7J5t2)

343 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
now
Replying to @MikayesFiona
Salazar in FL26.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (+om3e)

344 I thought you were playing with my emotions, which I do not have, because I'm not gay.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

He's European.

Posted by: The Messenger Bag at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (fuK7c)

345 334 And now 33% are in, and Cruz is down by 1k. Maybe I should take a nap until 11PM or so.

Austin and San Antonio?

Posted by: Dem voter fraud squad at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (O2RFr)

346 Is not.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (BXMxN)

347 How's gov looking in Mi?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (OOH1c)

348 >>Sorry I accused spike of being a trollster. Sorry, Spike. I thought you were playing with my emotions, which I do not have, because I'm not gay.

Aside from the man bag.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

349 -

Oregon and Washington are lost causes. They're not mad because of
local elections. They're mad because of what people in FL and GA are
doing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Not completely. Some of us are armed to the teeth. And we practice. Don't give up on us yet.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (UsCnO)

350 Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM (mS+Df)

Right down in Corktown and Cass Corridor.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (kiSdp)

351 The DU group is 'concerned' about their chances LOL

Posted by: zeera at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (sZx4g)

352 login comment

Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (wAcZn)

353 How the f does Shalala win over a Hispanic Republican woman. Lol. After that the HH6 said no Florida condo. We're done :-/

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (nQVCQ)

354 338 Is it possible for an evenly split House?

How do you do that with 435 Representatives?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (lD3vL)

355 What's up with NYT their needle is kaput.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (6nRrz)

356 Comstock was a nevertrumper type.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:34 PM (nRWPy)
---------

And she ran a nasty, nasty campaign during the primaries. I used to be in her district when it was Frank Wolf (PBUH) but got redistricted out. For which I'm actually glad, because I would have had a hard time voting for her.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (U5tDi)

357 Wow these trolls are fucking up my mind, LOL.

Stuck at work with no alcohol for the next 3 hours...

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (q177U)

358 Braun +15 in IN with 43% in but blue votes still out...

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (MAstk)

359 I haven't checked yet but what are the Governor elections looking like?

Also how close are we to flipping enough legislatures to call an Article V convention?

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (a7HML)

360 60/40 D/R on 538 right now.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (6nRrz)

361 Atlanta is going to go Abrams. Damned FSA and locusts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

362 334 And now 33% are in, and Cruz is down by 1k. Maybe I should take a nap until 11PM or so.

******************

They must have counted Austin first.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

363 Proof that Democrats are racists is finally at hand, thanks to the FLA Gov and Senate races. At this moment the black Republican Senate candidate has 20K more votes than the white Republican Governor candidate. On the Democrat side the white Senate candidate has 40K more votes than the black Gov candidate.

40K Democrats can't pull the lever for a black guy in FLA. News at........NEVAH

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (PvCxa)

364 355 The needle made the left have the sadz i 2016 so it wa retired.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (BXMxN)

365 >> I thought you were playing with my emotions, which I do not have, because I'm not gay.

Then what's with the Man Purse?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (G3+Pf)

366 Is it possible for an evenly split House?

How do you do that with 435 Representatives?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (lD3vL)

Now, now, now, you know there's no Math on the blog.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (dEQP3)

367 Gonna be triple repetitive, hammerban me if must. Be kind tonight Horde.

Posted by: Smaug at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (6cpKd)

368 308 260 So where are we in the depths of suicidal depression and eyeing the closest bridge or soaring on the heights of supreme confidence?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2018 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

I am eating mashed potatoes and gravy alongside a McAlister's Club.

Pretty tasty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (FhtF7)

===============

I've got old school Dr. Who (3rd Doctor) on the computer while following the thread.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (o3+fQ)

369 Guys if I end up on the news running down Michigan Avenue swinging an
axe handle and wearing only a horned helm and loincloth screaming JOHN
JAMES DEMANDS FRESH SOULS please do not think less of me, thanks in
advance, namaste

If you're in Chicago you might get an award.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (K22Va)

370 Based on my rough math, about 640k uncounted votes left in FL. DeSantis has 80k margin.

Gillum would need 62%+ of the remaining vote to win.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (R9+0K)

371 Ryan Saavedra @RealSaavedra
24s
BREAKING: Fox News reports Republican Governor Asa Hutchinson has won re-election in Arkansas.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (+om3e)

372 Politico's "Election Results" page looks to be the best dashboard I've seen this time around.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (db5dt)

373 How's it look?

Well, according to some you should just slit your throat now and others say put the pudding on stand by.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (dUJdY)

374 I dunno... maybe Georgia needs to learn the hard way.

Easy for me to say since I don't live there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:24 PM (JXEtC)

---

In-laws and friends live in GA.

They don't deserve that.
Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (I0I+D)

-------------

*fist bump!*

No, we don't.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (I16G8)

375 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (2I4LM)

376 So remember the % in, is % of precincts, not % of votes. A precinct in a big city will have more votes than a precinct in a rural area.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (6nRrz)

377 346 Is not.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (BXMxN)

Is Too.

Posted by: Contradiction at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (FhtF7)

378 317 All right, stopped at a store near the end of my commute home. How's it look?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (iSI0i)

I'm guessing several aisles ... some cash registers ... maybe a few shopping carts in the parking lot because some dicks were too lazy to return 'em.

Was I close ?

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (0GJk6)

379 Aside from the man bag.

It's European!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

380 Ah, we haven't seen if the bi governor of Oregon gets the boot yet. She's not popular. We try out here, but we have problems outvoting the big blue cities.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

381 What's up with NYT their needle is kaput.

*************

Entire NYTimes Election page is completely goat fucked on my end.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (+dsLj)

382

Sherrod Brown
Bob Menendez
Dan Nang Dick Blumenthal

Socialism sells!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

383 HUGIN IS AHEAD!!!!!!!!
But Webber is getting his ass kicked damn.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (qxq6t)

384 338 Is it possible for an evenly split House?

How do you do that with 435 Representatives?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (lD3vL)

I guess we could chop one in two, but why stop with just one?

Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (tAj5d)

385 375 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

===

ummm....can I unclench now?

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (7J5t2)

386 Is not.
Posted by: steevy

IS TOO!

Splitter!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (S6Pax)

387 DeSantis 50.0 Gillum 48.8

Hell Yes!

Posted by: ALH at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (dczB+)

388 > Is it possible for an evenly split House?

> How do you do that with 435 Representatives?

One of the GOPers declares himself "transparty", and demands the right to split his vote.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (vOkuK)

389 60/40 D/R on 538 right now.

Look at what just the east coast numbers have done to their forecasts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

390 How do you do that with 435 Representatives?

Three parties.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (vWMNq)

391 Atlanta is hopeless. They had a chance to vote for a liberal, but pro-business mayor, voted for crazy instead. It's like Baltimore.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (4YHTV)

392 383 HUGIN IS AHEAD!!!!!!!!
But Webber is getting his ass kicked damn.

They called it for Menendez already

Posted by: Dem voter fraud squad at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (O2RFr)

393 345 334 And now 33% are in, and Cruz is down by 1k. Maybe I should take a nap until 11PM or so.

That's just awesome. A skateboarding gigolo replacing a statesman.

Yeah, we need to have some sort of filter on who moves in to this state.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (lD3vL)

394 Laura Ingraham is a good looking woman. Loosk terrific for being 55. I looked it up, I assumed she was more like 47, 48.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (6nRrz)

395 What does "no florida condo" mean in English?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (LX21o)

396 What's up with NYT their needle is kaput.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM

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They said they won;t turn on the needle until all results are official to prevent the trauma that occurred when hillary lost in 2016 when the needle had her at 97.6% chance of winning.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (JUOKG)

397 James 50%
Stabmenow 48%
Casablanca is on TCM

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (uloIh)

398 that 70% is more of what I expected when I vomitted out a bunch of stuff earlier.

Posted by: yo quiero votero yanqui at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (7J5t2)

399 So I've been lurking here a Looooong time.
My voting record for President has been 3rd party since 1988 (Fuck the GoP with Bush 1, Bush 1, Dole, Bush 2, Bush 2, McCain, Romney, and an attempted Bush 3).
I didn't believe in Trump in 2016, but I pulled the trigger for the GoP for the first time since Reagan.
Fuck me if he hasn't delivered.
#OrangeManNotBad #OrangeManReallyFuckingGood!

Posted by: Jake is pissed at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (1oY1v)

400 Say what you will about Atlanta. They have a great Rhythm Section.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (G3+Pf)

401 338�Is it possible for an evenly split House?

Posted by: Spurting Spurter at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (giesC)

Someone seats as an independent like Judge Kennedy.

Someone dies and isn't replaced.

Posted by: trev006 at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (X2IVn)

402 Kemp 426k

Abrams 231k

10%

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (CWwFd)

403 nood

trump stole xmas

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (2I4LM)

404 Yeah, everytime i heard a comstock ad, i told it to fuck off. Voting for her wld have been worse than voting McCain.

No surprise she lost, none.

Posted by: dagny at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (nRWPy)

405 KY-6 with 91.1% of precincts reporting and Barr has a lead of 6,000 votes.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (a7HML)

406 Brat by 1,700 with 85% in.

Posted by: HA at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (MAstk)

407
Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo
7m
Again, I'm not calling a race. I don't have all the analytical tools at my disposal. But FL continues to trend GOP

People keep claiming there's some magical number of votes left in Broward but I don't get where thats from

It's looking more & more like Sen. Scott, Gov. DeSantis

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Unbalanced Girlfriend at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (+om3e)

408 384 338 Is it possible for an evenly split House?

How do you do that with 435 Representatives?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (lD3vL)

I guess we could chop one in two, but why stop with just one?
Posted by: mugiwara at November 06, 2018 08:37 PM (tAj5d)

an odd number of 3rd-party who don't "caucus" with either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (BRvh1)

409 Cruz can replace RBG if Beto Hawk wins his seat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (LX21o)

410 What's up with NYT their needle is kaput.

That's what she said!

Posted by: The Ficus at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (FhtF7)

411 189 To be honest,if a majority of Floridians want to elect a commie,I don't care.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2018 08:25 PM (BXMxN)
-------------------------------
I do.
A commie governor can do a lot to mess with state politics in such a way that it affects us, especially when it comes to appointments.
It was the FL Supreme Court that messed up the 2000 election with it's continual recount crap.
It's the PA SCourt that redrew districts to rob the GOP.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (Rxduq)

412 >>> I wish the southern states could make moving down here a lot harder for NE locusts. Painful, even. I'm sick to death of the bastards escaping their high taxes and cost of living and then doing their damned best to inflict the same misery on the rest of us.

Puerto Rico has a gringo tax for whiteys on the mainland trying to buy property and stuff. Red states need a donkey tax (aka a stupid tax) on lefties until they assimilate.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (TnaCl)

413 347 How's gov looking in Mi?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (OOH1c)

Abortion Barbie is up by about 10. Legislature will castrate her just like they did to 2 penny Jenny.

Posted by: clutch at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (kiSdp)

414 Barbara Comstock musta sucked as an R Rep, she got blown out in VA-1?

Comstock Load-in-the-pants

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (Z4rgH)

415 How's gov looking in Mi?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (OOH1c)

*pauses, shoulders axe handle*

Not gonna lie, it's the same as the senate, only flipped. Whitmer's up a little, according to AP.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (mS+Df)

416 341
And we haven't even talked about the

Gregoire-style votes that are now sitting in the back of some Demo's car

trunk, waiting to be "found unexpectedly" if needed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:32 PM

Has Dino Rossi already conceded? Be his style.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:35 PM (786Ro)

Huh? Dino is one of the good guys. He had no control of the vote-stealers in 2004. I think he wins tonight, as the local press has kept this race quiet. If it was close, they would be screaming about it. Even after dumping a twenty-fold increase into the all-time spending in the 8th District of WA.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)

417 Shutup Jaun.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (3hKC8)

418 What does "no florida condo" mean in English?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (LX21o)
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It means that I don't have a condo in Florida.

Next question.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (U5tDi)

419 I see Lieawatha wins with 77% of the vote. Ron White was right. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

420 Right now there is a 53% chance Nate Silvers latest statistical predictions are will be correct.

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (NbRJx)

421 I spent a lot of time in the ATL. It is crazy liberal inside the ATL version of the "beltway" (I285) and just as conservative outside of it. People identify themselves as living inside or outside, it's that much of a cultural divide.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (6nRrz)

422 Atlanta is going to go Abrams. Damned FSA and locusts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

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Never any doubt about that. See also Macon, Augusta, Savannah and Valdosta.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (I16G8)

423 Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

Maybe a couple of tasty flies would make him feel better.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

424 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (rDq8D)

425 People keep claiming there's some magical number of votes left in Broward but I don't get where thats from

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Really?

Broward "There's always money in the banana stand" County?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (LX21o)

426 420 Right now there is a 53% chance Nate Silvers latest statistical predictions are will be correct.
Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (NbRJx)

___

72% of all statisticians agree with your analysis.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (6nRrz)

427 237 Texas Zombie, you were sorely missed. I hope next year falls on a different date.

Thank You for the suggestion 'cause the pig was awesome.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (kszLT)

I should have had you FedEx me some of the pig leftovers.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (7f8va)

428 394 Laura Ingraham is a good looking woman. Loosk terrific for being 55. I looked it up, I assumed she was more like 47, 48.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (6nRrz)

===========

AND she's a breast cancer survivor.

Posted by: Jackal at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (o3+fQ)

429 Beta O'HispaMick up on Cruz by 30k thus far.
960k, to 930k.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

430 I wish James had run for MI Gov. Scheutte just is not a dynamic guy.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:40 PM (fYi9j)

431 Thanks, JackStraw (from Wichita).....

Posted by: spike at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (+FjXB)

432 >>>Casablanca is on TCM

Good, I have it set to tape. We switched cable providers and I lost my library of DVR'd classics.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (R85nB)

433 Comstock Load-in-the-pants

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 06, 2018 08:39 PM (Z4rgH)

Lotta Bioshock fans in VA-10.

Posted by: trev006 at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (X2IVn)

434 barely past 400 nood.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

435 Casablanca is on TCM.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (hSQF+)

436 Beto campaign trying to get illegals to vote, offers to help

http://tinyurl.com/yc6t9dmx

Beto O'Rourke's senatorial campaign has apologised for text messages sent to voters soliciting volunteers to help transport undocumented immigrants to the polls on election day.

The messages came from within the campaign's text message operations, reading: "Hi, It's Patsy here w/ Beto for Texas. Our records indicate that you're a supporter. We are in search of volunteers to help transport undocumented immigrants to polling booths so that they will be able [sic] vote."

"Wold you be able to support this grassroots effort?" the message continued.

Beto's campaign is all "what? Us? We'd never do that! We're investigating!"

You gotta love the way they use "grass roots" too. It just means nothing to the left, they just like how it sounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (39g3+)

437 Carville: "This is not going to be the wave election that people like me would have hoped for."

****************

And this is why you never marry someone whose politics is the polar opposite of yours.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (+dsLj)

438 Cruz can replace RBG if Beto Hawk wins his seat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic

It's early. Don't panic

Cruz will win.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 06, 2018 08:41 PM (S6Pax)

439 And now liib faces are starting to change. The smug is slowly vanishing,

You will recognize this if you have OD'd on 2016 election videos.

Start warming up your pudding.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (uEbPt)

440 AND she's a breast cancer survivor.

****************

If she's lurking here too, Lauren will you be my bunny snuggles smoochie smoochie woom woom too?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (+dsLj)

441 If they changed voting here in GA and make it like KY, people would need a GA ID to vote. That would stop these npc scad kids and hollywood fruitcakes from voting in our elections.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (4YHTV)

442 Thanks for dropping some knowledge on me LeftCoast Dawg!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (FLdai)

443 Politico calls TN Governor race for Bill Lee (R).

KY-6 Barr's lead extends to 8,000 votes with 93.6% of precincts reporting in.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (a7HML)

444 >> "@391 "Atlanta is hopeless."

Yes it is ... in more ways than one.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (JXEtC)

445 420 Right now there is a 53% chance Nate Silvers latest statistical predictions are will be correct.
+++++++
And there's a 47% chance your prediction isn't incorrect.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (db5dt)

446 I get choked up when Sam plays As Time Goes By. It's a personal favorite that brings back fond memories.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (hSQF+)

447 'the little panhandle that could'. 'Nite all. It really is a Bill Wynn nite for me. Maybe I'll set the alarm for midnite to hear TGEOTUS speech.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2018 08:43 PM (7YFuT)

448 394 Laura Ingraham is a good looking woman. Loosk terrific for being 55. I looked it up, I assumed she was more like 47, 48.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM (6nRrz)

Yeah, she's a 1.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

449 I haven't heard anything about PA yet.

Posted by: rickl at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R)

450 357 Wow these trolls are fucking up my mind, LOL.

Stuck at work with no alcohol for the next 3 hours...
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2018 08:36 PM (q177U)
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Keeping up our end of the curve, boss!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (2o7Th)

451 321 SE Florida is going to wait to see how much they need to turn in. I hate that.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (fYi9j)

Yeah, how about a law that says that no precinct can release its results until all precincts are ready to do so.

We need to cut off various avenues of Democrat fraud.

Posted by: girldog at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (g5YYQ)

452 I once tweeted to Mollie "Intelligence is very attractive."
I was going to write "Sexy" but I edited myself.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (3HNOQ)

453 "SE Florida is going to wait to see how much they need to turn in. I hate that."Posted by: Nick

definitely was a tactic in many places ... hold out hold out ... oh look, we found another 15,000 votes ... We Win. R's should have stopped that by now .. but who knows, D's are desperate ... to stay out of prison.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (Cus5s)

454 Casablanca is on TCM
Posted by: Deep Frozen State at November 06, 2018 08:38 PM

Nate Silver projects 98% probability Rick and Ilsa stay together.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (786Ro)

455 Scott and Desantis still pulling away.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 06, 2018 08:45 PM (rbgPC)

456 Bra off here, too, LizLem. Can't pay attention until it's thrown on the floor.

Posted by: LadyS at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (RtApK)

457 325 My bra is off (you're a lady, so you understand)

Haha, that doesn't happen here until bedtime, but I do have the "house bra" on.

Posted by: April at November 06, 2018 08:46 PM (OX9vb)

458 My bra's off for the duration.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (NMAzL)

459 Nate Silver projects 98% probability Rick and Ilsa stay together.

His predictions don't amount to a hill of beans!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (hSQF+)

460
My bra's off for the duration.

That is always good luck! Give em hell ladies.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 08:48 PM (K22Va)

461 Casablanca?
"Was that Cannon fire or is it my heart pounding?"

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (3HNOQ)

462 375 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers
#BREAKING:
98% that GOP wins the SENATE
70% that GOP wins the HOUSE

My undefeated betting record against my Democrat coworker is on the line tonight.

Come on Team Red!!!!

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at November 06, 2018 08:49 PM (K8FDc)

463
What's this about missing bras? I'm on the case. The game is afoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (NMAzL)

464 229 Bah, Menendez, Casey both declared winners

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 06, 2018 08:28 PM (dMvl+)

Not according to FBN. Actually, they have Hugin up 20K over Menendez...only 9% in though.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

465 Anonymous 7: "Someone explain to me what the point of Nate is."

The point man to dynamically pull numbers out of his ass to keep everyone exuberantly interested in elections every day except the single day after the election when the facts are in.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (6eEQ+)

466 KY-6 went for Republicans??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:50 PM (vfOIM)

467 Ever catch a 100lb+ Blue Marlin? Happens all the time off the coast of Brazil.

Posted by: Under Fire Brazilian Tours at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (r9UYA)

468 Cuebelo (sp?) loses.

another Dem flip

Posted by: election night man at November 06, 2018 08:51 PM (KaSl8)

469 Someone explain to me what the point of Nate is.

To give the left hope and dreams. He got one race right, ever that I'm aware of, and he only did it by having 1920 different "models" of which one was correct.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (39g3+)

470
bing.com has decent summaries with breakdowns by races. Search

[state name] elections 2018

total votes counted by race with candidates' percentages. No % of precincts reporting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2018 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

471 it's the end of the world and we know it.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 06, 2018 08:33 PM (Pg+x7)

Darn, I shoulda bought more whiskey.

Posted by: tbodie at November 06, 2018 08:53 PM (wAcZn)

472 The point man to dynamically pull numbers out of his ass to keep everyone exuberantly interested in elections every day

Elections are big money for news organizations, and polls let people think they have some kind of handle or control over the future, like raving, drooling idiots.

This is no different than ancient times when some druid cut a virgin girl apart and looked at her intestines or a gypsy checks out your tarot cards. Its astrology, its an attempt to see the future and its just as "scientific" and valid. Madam Czarko is right sometimes, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (39g3+)

473 Ok folks... Beto is up in TX because Austin, Dallas, and San Antonio results are in and CURRENTLY showing blue.

There is a long way to go with this one and only 2% of precincts have reported in.

Don't lose your heads.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 06, 2018 08:54 PM (a7HML)

474 Steady boys, keep your fluids up.

Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (K22Va)

475 442
Thanks for dropping some knowledge on me LeftCoast Dawg!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2018 08:42 PM (FLdai)

for a fellow 'Ron, of course!
where in WA? Puget Sound or Columbia River north?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (UsCnO)

476 Wisconsin polls close in one minute.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (lwiT4)

477 Brat in VA is in a extremely close race.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2018 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

478 458
My bra's off for the duration.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 06, 2018 08:47 PM (NMAzL)

Good girl!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 08:58 PM (UsCnO)

479 Keith Ellison was reaching out to women. OK, so his hand was closed in a fist, but he did reach out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (vfOIM)
Jack Daniel's just flew out of my nose.

Dang it Deplorable Jay, warn me next time! JD isn't cheap!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (UsCnO)

480 Reporting in from decisiondeskhq.com! NJ's Senate race is getting topsy-turvey, while WV's Man-chin is holding on.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (XKZwp)

481 My fellow Hoosiers do me proud!

Posted by: Cooldawg at November 06, 2018 09:04 PM (FKpCu)

482 Fuck yes Indiana!!!!!
Go Colts!!!! (Ok we still need an O-Line)
Go Mike Braun!!!
And kick Joe Donelly to the curb

Posted by: Jake is pissed at November 06, 2018 09:10 PM (1oY1v)

483 474 Steady boys, keep your fluids up.
Posted by: dartist at November 06, 2018 08:56 PM (K22Va)
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Steady as she goes, sir... Drinks a plenty, pudding on "warm".

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 06, 2018 09:16 PM (2o7Th)

484 WV doesn't surprise and they get played like a harp once again.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 06, 2018 09:18 PM (FTlwv)

485 damn, what happened...everyone went home...Wut?

Posted by: olhardhead at November 06, 2018 09:27 PM (tX8zi)

486 479 Keith Ellison was reaching out to women. OK, so his hand was closed in a fist, but he did reach out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 08:22 PM (vfOIM)
Jack Daniel's just flew out of my nose.

Dang it Deplorable Jay, warn me next time! JD isn't cheap!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2018 09:00 PM (UsCnO)

Sorry. Just trying to lighten the mood a tad with a little levity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2018 10:31 PM (vfOIM)

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