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EMT 11/04/18

I have discovered that having 2 kids is somehow more than twice the work.

It's a discovery that is spiritually pretty much 180 degrees from what you'd call a "eureka moment".

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Besides being a carpenter I always say you can tell I'm my grandfather's grandson. He lived through the Depression and made what he needed, quite the jack of all trades.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 06:58 AM (T4oHT)

2 Barky went to Morehouse College lied to the rubes there that the GOP "could take away your right to vote". Then he and Abrams went to the local dog pound to pick out dinner.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 06:58 AM (UdKB7)

3 21 DST is over, for now. Standard Time reigns until the next usurpation.
Posted by: JAS at November 04, 2018 07:14 AM (3HNOQ)


Can you name another federal program which, over the course of a year, gives back as much as it takes away?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 04, 2018 06:58 AM (59GGI)

4 Time stamp should be better now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2018 06:59 AM (wYseH)

5 Lets do the Time Warp again

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 06:59 AM (T4oHT)

6 i cannot, for the life of me, understand how parents can allow their
children to be loud and unruly in a restaurant. madame, if you cannot
control your children then leave them at home.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp



When Little Winger was a tot, he was a terror. We didn't eat in a restaurant till he was 5 years old.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 06:59 AM (lwiT4)

7 Test

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2018 07:00 AM (wYseH)

8 my post did not post. Am I banned?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:00 AM (lwiT4)

9 grammie bite your tongue. Your daylight to darkness hours are the same no matter what the clock says.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:00 AM (T4oHT)

10 Good Morning Morons; today is Sunday, November 4, 2018. On this day in 1952 the NSA was established.


and I thought it was 7 am already

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:00 AM (mpXpK)

11 Good Morning!

An extra hour of sleep?
No, I just get up an hour early

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

12 Can someone explain why a comment I just posted in response to #21 is now #3?

Is this, too, DST related?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 04, 2018 07:01 AM (59GGI)

13 The Judiciary Committee has now released its report on the so-called Kavanaugh rape claim. As we already knew it was a pack of lies. And Grassley wants the FBI to 'investigate' the liars for perjury. Evidently every Democrat on the committee is opposed to charging them with criminal contempt charges.



http://tinyurl.com/yay8pghe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:01 AM (mpXpK)

14 Incredibles 2

The only interesting part was Jack-Jack. Who doesn't love a happy baby with superpowers?

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:01 AM (Lm4bP)

15 Good news, conservatives in CA should stay home and shut up.


http://tinyurl.com/yawermb7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:01 AM (mpXpK)

16 Barky went to Morehouse College the other day and lied to the rubes there saying "The GOP will try to take away your vote". Then he and Abrams went to the local dog pound to pick out dinner.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (UdKB7)

17 Asshole who trashed the NYC synagogue is a Democrat activist.


http://tinyurl.com/ycy7gv6z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

18 and I thought it was 7 am already


It is; its working undercover.

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (7zk/q)

19 *waves to Eris*

Got the early shift at work so will miss the Book Thread. Gotten 5,700 words written for new NaNoWriMo story. Have had explosions and building collapses. Now just to add some complication, added two MIBs based on those sociopaths from Diamonds are Forever who are orchestrating the attempt to capture the heroes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (m8Cl4)

20 Obama judge orders GA to allow voting by suspected illegals in the so-called close election for Gov.


http://tinyurl.com/y85hwn24

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

21 Willowed from the last thread.



"Think Progress claims that "Republicans really want you to think that Kavanaugh was not credibly accused of attempted rape."


And Republicans also want you to believe that the Earth is round, and that it revolves around the Sun.

But...they lie about everything.


/S

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (cqNba)

22 2 of my posts disappeared. Am I one of those persons non grated?

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:03 AM (UdKB7)

23 Test test

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2018 07:03 AM (wYseH)

24 And I thought I was out of time so that's all. Got started late because I spent my night in the ER because could not pee. I have another bladder bag until next week when I can see a urologist.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

25 Wtf

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:03 AM (UdKB7)

26 What the heck?

Posted by: f'd at November 04, 2018 07:04 AM (UdKB7)

27 0500?

Ok, ok.

Where's the coffee?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 04, 2018 07:04 AM (W3ofY)

28
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2018 07:05 AM (t41Dx)

29 There is a picture of Oprah at the link that has her in full "ain't I superior to you all" face
Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:15 AM (8ikIW)


If it didn't have that look, how would anyone know it was Oprah?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 04, 2018 07:05 AM (59GGI)

30 Damn, Vic




Good luck on the bladder thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 07:06 AM (cqNba)

31 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

Posted by: Chicago 1969 at November 04, 2018 07:06 AM (rxKnR)

32 And I thought I was out of time so that's all. Got started late because I spent my night in the ER because could not pee. I have another bladder bag until next week when I can see a urologist.


Posted by: Vic

Is that why you weren't feeling well yesterday morning?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

33 765 from last thread continued
My uncle's table has a adjustable fence using through bolts and wing nuts underneath.
You need a adjustable fence to set depth of cuts. So on table cut in the router base plate, have slots running outside a distance that a fence can be adjusted from center of chuck at least a few inches to cover any bit you might have. A raised panel bit can be couple of inches in diameter.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:06 AM (T4oHT)

34 My automatic LaCross temp monitor says it is 0608 so I guess DST has hit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:07 AM (mpXpK)

35 16 Is that why you weren't feeling well yesterday morning?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

probably not.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:07 AM (mpXpK)

36 Damn, Vic




Good luck on the bladder thing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Seconded

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:08 AM (7zk/q)

37 *waves to Eris*

Due to early shift at work will miss the Book Thread. So far gotten about 5,700 words of NaNoWriMo story written. We got a cool rogue of a starship captain who is smarter and better dressed than a Nerf herder. A very very hot product he's trying to unload, he is ably abetted by his first mate who can actually talk in English instead of grunts and roars. Along with explosions and buildings collapsing which causes them to pick up a new junior member. Just to complicate things further, have decided to add the odd POV scene from those trying to get the cargo, two MIB types who are competent and somewhat inspired by those sociopaths James Bond had to kick overboard in Diamonds Are Forever.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 04, 2018 07:08 AM (m8Cl4)

38 I AM NOT A BANABLE!

Posted by: The Freaked Man at November 04, 2018 07:09 AM (UdKB7)

39 Posts not appearing. No new posts in twenty minutes.

Did the hamsters keel over?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 04, 2018 07:09 AM (m8Cl4)

40 Kill Standard time. Kill it until it is dead. Twice.
Posted by: grammie winger

Either way is fine by me. Year roud, I'm usually awake by 4 AM. It's always dark then

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)

41 75 Nothing in politics pisses me off more than the 'alt-right' definition used by Leftists and some others. Americans are bad enough at this, Europeans are worse.

Because the Europeans and the US-Left can only think in terms of Left v Right since they are godless and can't possibly understand the vertical access that connects the transcendent to the temporal.

Stated another way: They don't understand and are incapable of understanding spiritual values that transcend the petty fecklessness or man.

Examples: they are incapable of understanding large 'R' Rights. They can only think of Rights as a synonym of Privilege.
The ideas of Life, Liberyty, Duty and Honor are so foreign that they either don't use the words, or have decontsructed them to have absolutely no value.

Thus the Anglosphere, which operates onuce operated with this Y-axis transforming our understanding from a line to a plane is way beyond their ability to compute so even bringing up these concepts will confuse them or cause them to go into rage and violence.

This is why we can't discuss Rights, Life, Liberty or any other basic Principle with them. Its a language they can never know.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 04, 2018 07:11 AM (lD3vL)

42 Oh they are at the top.Thank you DST.

Posted by: The Freaked Man at November 04, 2018 07:12 AM (UdKB7)

43 Is this an all time AOSHQ champion of a gefukkada'd up thread?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 04, 2018 07:12 AM (59GGI)

44 Time check

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:13 AM (T4oHT)

45 DST is over, for now. Standard Time reigns until the next usurpation.

Posted by: JAS at November 04, 2018 07:14 AM (3HNOQ)

46 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

If that GA judge is federal, he should be ignored. Just like in PA the USSC would not take up the case. Can't keep doing heads I win, tails you lose.

Posted by: clutch at November 04, 2018 07:14 AM (kiSdp)

47 Yeah good luck Vic, that has to be the worst

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:14 AM (T4oHT)

48
Best wishes for your health, Vic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2018 07:14 AM (LsBY9)

49 "Think Progress claims that "Republicans really want you to think that Kavanaugh was not credibly accused of attempted rape."


Thats because he wasn't credibly accused.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2018 07:15 AM (0zDoP)

50 Router tables - I made mine using an old table saw. Took the guts out of the saw and mounted the router in it upside down. Works real good. I can still use the router hand held if needed.

Posted by: The Freaked Man at November 04, 2018 07:15 AM (UdKB7)

51 And like that coffee is done

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:15 AM (T4oHT)

52 Obama judge orders GA to allow voting by suspected illegals in the so-called close election for Gov.

There is a picture of Oprah at the link that has her in full "ain't I superior to you all" face

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:15 AM (8ikIW)

53

Hope the book thread gets here early.
I'm running outa gas.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:16 AM (Lm4bP)

54 So now the claims by Buzzfeed are that the Yoga Studio shooter was a far right type of guy.


Political affiliation: No Party Affiliation

Former employment: Anne Arundel County school teacher 2005-2007

No evidence offered to support the claim of Right-Wing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 07:17 AM (cqNba)

55 I see my Dawgs beat the crap out of KY yesterday to clinch the SEC East. They will play Bama on Dec 1 now for the SEC championship. That game may as well be the College championship.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

56 DST sucks. You people are all posting from the future And half of my house is in a different time zone. Bah!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (myjNJ)

57 Hello??

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

58 So now the claims by Buzzfeed are that the Yoga Studio shooter was a far right type of guy.


Maybe that's the side of the room he likes when he "yogas"

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

59 Can someone explain to me why the Georgia Gov. race is so important? Trump is practically doing two rallies there today, Macron, GA and Chattanooga, TN.. right over the border. There are no close Senate or House races near those rallies, so why spend all Sunday before the election for this one race?

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (neVm7)

60 And is somehow more than twice as filled with love and blessings.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (xbTL9)

61 There is a picture of Oprah at the link that has her in full "ain't I superior to you all" face

Posted by: Bruce


Oh.

I thought that was her "I weigh more than all of you put together " face.

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:18 AM (7zk/q)

62 Last post didn't go through

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

63 So now the claims by Buzzfeed are that the Yoga Studio shooter was a far right type of guy.





Political affiliation: No Party Affiliation



"Racist" = "Right-wing"

It's a given to those people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

64 Yes Skip. Designing a part is much harder when u know how it must be made.

3D is maybe a half.
The drawing is at least half.

U cannot saw off your own holding boats unless it is a special part and it is the last cut. In such a case u have to watch the rpms and, well, u have to catch the part literally. This is actually never really necessary but it can save time because of remount:

Posted by: X- Machinist at November 04, 2018 07:19 AM (X//Zo)

65 Erp?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

66 Nothing is posting this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:20 AM (oVJmc)

67
Somebody help me out here. Those 'provisional ballots' of uncertain citizenship voters won't necessarily be counted if they don't affect the final tally, but they will be counted if they swing the results to favor the democrat candidate?

Do I understand it correctly?

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:20 AM (Lm4bP)

68 I thought that was her "I weigh more than all of you put together " face.
Posted by: JT

It could be. She usually has that one whenever she doesn't miraculously lose 20 pounds by eating her crap food when she has to be camera ready

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

69 Testing...seem to have comments disappearing into the aether this morning...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:21 AM (oVJmc)

70 Did this thread die?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 07:22 AM (URwyc)

71 101 ...Agree. I would like to have a childrens section, like back in the days when they had a smoking section.

Went to a TexMex restaurant a little while back to enjoy the perfect weather on the patio.

The place was overrun with kids. Many of them running full speed through the place and zipping through the patio area.

When the manager of Mesa Rosa in Round Rock, TX came by and asked how the meal was, I thanked him for having what must be the perfect example of a family restaurant.

They added a huge playground sort of like a much larger version of McDonald's playland on some of their property, the patio was large and not jam-packed with tables so that the kids running through were not in danger of colliding with other patrons. The parents could be at ease with their adult beverages and be able to have adult conversations as the kids would come running up to the table, take a couple bites of food, then dart off back to the play area.

This is MUCH preferable to every other place where the kids are stationed at the table and are expected/required to contain their energy (which most often they fail to do) during the extent of dinner.

So they figured it out. The kids could be kids, the adults could be adults, and those of us who don't have kids can enjoy our meals with the ambiance of abundantly joyful children just being kids rather than pretending to be adults at a dinner table for an hour.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 04, 2018 07:22 AM (lD3vL)

72 'Can someone explain to me why the Georgia Gov. race is so important'

Abrams is Barky all over again. He's her Jack Sprat.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

73 @27. Heavy is usualky a good source for breaking info.

https://heavy.com/news/2018/11/scott-beierle/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 04, 2018 07:23 AM (xbTL9)

74 Okay a post that should have been #117 is up there at #53. We are thru the looking glass here people.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 04, 2018 07:25 AM (myjNJ)

75 We back live?

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:25 AM (T4oHT)

76 Looks like Amazon is looking at a place just south
of Washington, DC. Nothing like be near the seat of power to do your
business.




Posted by: Colin at November 04, 2018 07:51 AM (tN3a5)

Right across the river from DC, in Arlington (an area called Crystal City, which is about a mile and a half south of the Pentagon). 10-minute drive to DC in perfect traffic.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:25 AM (tT986)

77 72
'Can someone explain to me why the Georgia Gov. race is so important'



Abrams is Barky all over again. He's her Jack Sprat.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:23 AM (UdKB7)

Because the MFM think it is a swing State that Scankles was supposed to win by 5%+.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:26 AM (mpXpK)

78 Time machine is fixed

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:26 AM (T4oHT)

79 Looks like I'm no longer a time banned-it.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:26 AM (UdKB7)

80
Testing...seem to have comments disappearing into the aether this morning...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:21 AM

Pretend to not notice. I caught hell on the ONT for making a similar observation.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:27 AM (Lm4bP)

81 Looks like Amazon is looking at a place just south of Washington, DC.
Nothing like be near the seat of power to do your business.


My Uber driver says the local rumor in DC has it the company has a site in Montgomery County (Maryland), some disused retail mall they can convert into an "office campus", also in mind. What a shock: where Jeff Bezos bought the largest private home in the city (and its leading newspaper) is where Amazon might decide to locate its new HQ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, VoteRed and Be Happy at November 04, 2018 07:27 AM (Z216Q)

82 Lets do the Time Warp again
Its a jump to the left, then a skip to the right

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:27 AM (T4oHT)

83 And now everything is there. Hoopy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (oVJmc)

84 I thought I was banned.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (lwiT4)

85 Seems to me Leftists are looking for a big position to change to prove we are all Socialists now

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (T4oHT)

86 Blue bird : wanna watch my kids tomorrow ? U sound worthy
$40 / hour

Only asking cause I need to give the lady some attention you know

Posted by: X-Machinist at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (9laXR)

87 Well, I guess putting the time stamp from the post to which I was responding in #76 was a good idea.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (tT986)

88 Lets do the Time Warp again
Its a jump to the left, then a skip to the right

Posted by: Skip


And a doh see doh

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (7zk/q)

89 Try this post again.


I see GA beat KY yesterday for the SEC East. They will now play AL on Dec 1 for the overall SEC title. This will really be the NCAA championship but the MFM will still up-play the big 10 or PAC 10 because they hate the South.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

90 Good morning Horde. Unwanted-ness day of the year, Now with moar darkness!!! Kill Standard time. Kill it until it is dead. Twice.
Posted by: grammie winger


I just got normal time that matches my rhythms back! Burn the heretic! End the heresy of Daylight Savings Time!

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 04, 2018 07:29 AM (lLeln)

91 0732 test

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 07:30 AM (n9EOP)

92 I thought I was banned.


Posted by: grammie winger


"Nobody puts Grammie in a corner"

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:31 AM (7zk/q)

93 So anyway I'm supposed to go to the Trump rally today but no one wants to go with me. Also, I have 4 tickets to a pancake breakfast and no one wants to go. I guess I'll hit the breakfast and then head over to the rally to scope it out and see if I want to wait in line.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:31 AM (UdKB7)

94 The comments at top all went through the worm hole

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:31 AM (T4oHT)

95 So anyway I'm supposed to go to the Trump rally today but no one wants to go with me. Also, I have 4 tickets to a pancake breakfast and no one wants to go. I guess I'll hit the breakfast and then head over to the rally to scope it out and see if I want to wait in line.
Posted by: freaked


After eating 4 pancake breakfasts? You'll be lucky to make it halfway through...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 04, 2018 07:32 AM (lLeln)

96 I just got normal time that matches my rhythms back! Burn the heretic! End the heresy of Daylight Savings Time!

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil


You and me both.

Grammy is at the extreme end of a time zone. She doesn't get a vote in the matter, cause she's an extremist.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 07:32 AM (URwyc)

97 freaked- If you were close I'd go

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:32 AM (T4oHT)

98
Now we know the comments are sorted by time stamp.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:33 AM (Lm4bP)

99 After eating 4 pancake breakfasts? You'll be lucky to make it halfway through...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil,


Babs Streisand has pancake envy.

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:33 AM (7zk/q)

100 Skip .... did I tell u I love your morning posts of news and what not

Posted by: X-Machinist at November 04, 2018 07:33 AM (9laXR)

101 Looks like all comments before the time adjustment up top are gone. An hour's worth, just.....poof.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:34 AM (I16G8)

102 'If you were close I'd go'

The pancake breakfast is 2 miles away and the rally is 5 miles away. I really don't know if it's worth the effort.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:34 AM (UdKB7)

103 This is MUCH preferable to every other place where the kids are stationed at the table and are expected/required to contain their energy (which most often they fail to do) during the extent of dinner.


I don't know about that. Sounds like I'm still dining at a playground.

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:35 AM (8ikIW)

104 You'd cry too if it got dark at 4:20 in the afternoon. ARghghgg

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:35 AM (lwiT4)

105 You'd cry too if it got dark at 4:20 in the afternoon. ARghghgg


Posted by: grammie winger


"Its my daylight and I'll cry if I want to"

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:37 AM (7zk/q)

106 You'd cry too if it got dark at 4:20 in the afternoon. ARghghgg


Posted by: grammie winger


"Its my daylight and I'll cry if I want to"
Posted by: JT

Didn't we do that song yesterday?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)

107 Where is the Trump! rally today?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)

108 You'd cry too if it got dark at 4:20 in the afternoon. ARghghgg
Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:35 AM (lwiT4)
-----------

Take heart, grammie. You could be living in Alaska.

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2018 07:38 AM (uCvQ1)

109
My daughter moved to the end of the time zone from here in Pennsylvania and she's like, 'Dad, it's so great living here, the sun doesn't go down until 9:30 at night!'

Nerd Alert: I scratched my head for a while then pulled my slide rule out of my pocket protector and calculated the circumference of the planet, then divided by 24.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 07:39 AM (URwyc)

110 Double the pleasure Krak, lol. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.


Weather man has shifted the forecast from 3-5" to 3-7"

1)Good pay if you can get it, nothing like payment for uncertainty

2) Why do they never lower the forecast say from 3-5" to 1-2"?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 04, 2018 07:39 AM (aA3+G)

111 My cat Cinnamon has been sleeping next to where I'm sitting for hours, just jumped up startled. Maybe a bad dream.
Turned around and back out.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:39 AM (T4oHT)

112 What the actual bleep happened ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (tSXzq)

113 Take heart, grammie. You could be living in Alaska.





Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2018 07:38 AM (uCvQ1)


My grandpa was from Lapland. I don't know how he did it. Of course, in the summer, the sun never set.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (lwiT4)

114 Get up at 4am every day and you will hate daylight saving time

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (T4oHT)

115 Where is the Trump! rally today?
Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)

----------

Macon, GA.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (I16G8)

116 2) Why do they never lower the forecast say from 3-5" to 1-2"?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 04, 2018 07:39 AM (aA3+G)
----------

They don't want to disappoint you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2018 07:41 AM (uCvQ1)

117 And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
And I said

Does anybody really know what time it is (I don't)
Does anybody really care (care about time)
If so I can't imagine why (no, no)
We've all got time enough to cry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 04, 2018 07:41 AM (SiINZ)

118 My cat Cinnamon has been sleeping next to where I'm sitting for hours, just jumped up startled. Maybe a bad dream.
Turned around and back out.
Posted by: Skip

Ours would do that, only it would leave the room then.
It would fart itself awake, and couldn't stand the smell either

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)

119 'Where is the Trump! rally today'

2 Rallies. Chattanooga and then Macon.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

120


Weather man has shifted the forecast from 3-5" to 3-7"


BLUE WAVE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

121
You could be working in one of those underground mushroom farms and never see daylight.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:42 AM (Lm4bP)

122 Where is the Trump! rally today?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:38 AM (8ikIW)



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Macon, GA.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (I16G


Followed by Chattanooga. 4:00 and 7:00 eastern respectively.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:42 AM (tT986)

123 Didn't we do that song yesterday?

Posted by: Bruce


!

I dunno

Posted by: JT at November 04, 2018 07:42 AM (7zk/q)

124 89 Vic
Dawgs? Are you in denial about Clemson?

Roll Tide

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 04, 2018 07:42 AM (swldI)

125 Get up at 4am every day and you will hate daylight saving time
Posted by: Skip

That was me in my working days.
Now, I'm still up at 4, and I like the early light

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)

126 I dunno
Posted by: JT

Yep. Grammie started it yesterday too

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)

127 Well....that was fun.

Are we back, live?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 07:44 AM (cqNba)

128 Oh boy.
Ham and butternut squash for lunch today!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)

129 The NYT's says Hillary has a 94 percent chance of being elected President...remember that?

Posted by: Colin at November 04, 2018 07:45 AM (tN3a5)

130 Yep. Grammie started it yesterday too

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)


It's my job to start stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:45 AM (lwiT4)

131 Suck it, bitchez!

Posted by: Ben Franklin at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (/qEW2)

132 Are we back, live?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I think we all survived the wormhole.
A couple guys wearing red shirts are unaccounted for though

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

133 115 Macon, GA.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:40 AM (I16G

A waste of time. Macon/Bibb county votes overwhelmingly for Democrats every election. If he wanted to hit middle GA he should have went to Dublin, the city is Democrat but the county is overwhelmingly Republican.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

134 It's my job to start stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger

You work for AAA?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)

135 With the rest of you seemingly banned, I can now be first And last to threads?
yay, well, except for the loneliness..

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:47 AM (iIw4v)

136 The NYT's says Hillary has a 94 percent chance of being elected President...remember that?


Posted by: Colin at November 04, 2018 07:45 AM (tN3a5)


I'm in the process of reading the election threads from 2016. It's fun to see the polls get destroyed, one state at a time. BTW, JackStraw was the first one to call it for Trump. I believe on Election Thread #3.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 07:47 AM (lwiT4)

137 Jack off all trades...I say let the plumbers plumb their own.

Posted by: saf at November 04, 2018 07:47 AM (5IHGB)

138 Howdy, y'all.

Cool and partly overcast at sunrise here in NE Okla. Everything's wet from yesterday's rain. The yard is a carpet of wet oak leaves.

I have discovered that having 2 kids is somehow more than twice the work.

Hahaha. Yes, but when you have three, the increase is not so bad, and after that, likewise.

What do I know? Milady and I went directly from one to three.

Posted by: mindful webworker's a family man at November 04, 2018 07:48 AM (UMVUI)

139 the city is Democrat but the county is overwhelmingly Republican.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

Sounds like almost everywhere USA....Its that way around here, for sure.

Posted by: Colin at November 04, 2018 07:48 AM (tN3a5)

140 Ok I roused Mrs f'd with the promise of pancakes and sausage. Also found out that parking for the rally won't open until 10:30.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:49 AM (UdKB7)

141 WOW! All of a sudden US gas is selling at a one month low, three month low and six month low.

http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2018/11/wow-all-of-sudden-us-gas-is-selling-at.html

Posted by: ST at November 04, 2018 07:51 AM (VODZK)

142 taps screen.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:51 AM (iIw4v)

143 A waste of time. Macon/Bibb county votes
overwhelmingly for Democrats every election. If he wanted to hit middle
GA he should have went to Dublin, the city is Democrat but the county is
overwhelmingly Republican.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

Problem with Dublin is the lack of a decent-sized airport close-by that would work for the fly-in, speak, fly-out routine that he's been doing lately.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (tT986)

144 'If he wanted to hit middle GA he should have went to Dublin'


I've said pretty much the same thing. At the Macon airport though he can land, do the rally in a hanger, and then take off for Chattanooga. I don't think he will have much effect on most of the denizens of the City of Macon proper.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (UdKB7)

145 Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 07:48 AM (nKPgU)

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Dude. Please use tinyurl or bitly for long links.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (I16G8)

146
@142 Oh I hope so 'cuz propane is tied to crude oil prices and my budget is a mess during propane season.

Spent too much on movies, software, and books this summer and now I'm in trouble.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 07:53 AM (Lm4bP)

147 "pancakes and SAUSAGE" lil weiners or Johnston BRATS? I gave the good lady time in a bottle...she fell back an hour later.....

Posted by: saf at November 04, 2018 07:54 AM (5IHGB)

148 144 Problem with Dublin is the lack of a decent-sized
airport close-by that would work for the fly-in, speak, fly-out routine
that he's been doing lately.


Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (tT986)


IIANM the Dublin airport will take a Learjet.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:54 AM (mpXpK)

149 SNL garbage human Pete Davidson mocks GOP candidate who lost an eye fighting in Afghanistan during weekend update.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 04, 2018 07:54 AM (qxq6t)

150 Wait, is Krakatoa telling us they just had a baby? If so, congratulations to the Krakatoa family!

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2018 07:54 AM (uCvQ1)

151 IIANM the Dublin airport will take a Learjet.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 07:54 AM (mpXpK)


They'd have to use the helos.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (tT986)

152 Now I don't live in the City of Macon, and it's somewhat different out here in the county, but I have to suffer whatever happens with those idiots.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (UdKB7)

153
So, time's become unstuck on this thread....



Cool.

Where's the Tralfamadorians?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (CRRq9)

154 I was holding my daughters hand to get seated at the table and she says,"trump"

I liked at the screen and the stalwart man had another rally . This manu is unstoppable.
My daughter is 2 and she picks his voice from across the room.

"trump!"

Posted by: X-machinist - immigrant horde at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (NXoRu)

155 Will the Mueller probe ever be officially ended or will it just go quietly into hibernation forever?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 04, 2018 07:56 AM (/qEW2)

156 bluebell, he needs to have more babies, after a certain point 2 or 6 children , you're exhausted all the same.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:56 AM (iIw4v)

157 I have discovered that having 2 kids is somehow more than twice the work.


==

coz now they can also cover a 24 hour shift of needing you right now

at least you and the missus aren't outnumbered, yet

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 04, 2018 07:56 AM (dMvl+)

158 'lil weiners or Johnston BRATS?'

THE IRON SAUSAGE

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 07:57 AM (UdKB7)

159 I am going to swing by last rally in FWA in Indiana today (rally is Monday eve) to see if any line yet and just to soak in the energy.

American Patriots are the best.

Contrasted with Puke Media Skanks was on at inlaws Friday night. Made me nauseous. Patriots are evil nationalist. Trump Conservatives kill jews. Blah evil blah blah. I resent being forced to pay for that shit PBS propaganda.

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 07:58 AM (nKPgU)

160 WOW! All of a sudden US gas is selling at a one month low, three month low and six month low.

Isn't that fairly normal seasonal variation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 07:58 AM (oVJmc)

161 Trump seems infatigable.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:58 AM (iIw4v)

162 Ok what happened to the font size????
compare to ONT ....??

Posted by: Qmark at November 04, 2018 07:59 AM (STXdS)

163
Dude. Please use tinyurl or bitly for long links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (I16G

........

WILCO

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:00 AM (nKPgU)

164 @146 - CM

Yep

@142 wouldn't have done us any favors either.

Posted by: teej at November 04, 2018 08:00 AM (QfSXK)

165 I'm infagitable too. Suck it Malor.

Posted by: freaked at November 04, 2018 08:00 AM (UdKB7)

166 Trump seems infatigable.
Posted by: willow

Nah, the bullet proof vest makes him look a little chunky

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

167 bluebell, he needs to have more babies, after a certain point 2 or 6 children , you're exhausted all the same.
Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:56 AM (iIw4v)
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I'm always in favor of more babies.

Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2018 08:00 AM (uCvQ1)

168 @156

Mueller and Rosnstein will never end the probe.

Only way it ends is if Trump ends it.

If the GOP maintain both houses, Trump fires everyone within a month

Posted by: Kreplach at November 04, 2018 08:01 AM (qxq6t)

169 Thanks for the morning Beejer!! Aaaaaaah....

Posted by: The Margins at November 04, 2018 08:01 AM (OiRak)

170
Trump seems infatigable.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 07:58 AM


Pretty tireless, too.

I imagine he's only appearing at rallies in states where he's been asked to appear. Which seems like all of them except CA and NY.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:01 AM (URwyc)

171 Ok what happened to the font size????

compare to ONT ....??



Posted by: Qmark at November 04, 2018 07:59 AM (STXdS)


Hold down the ctrl button and press the plus sign key until the font size on your screen is what you want.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:02 AM (tT986)

172 indefatigable* erg! sorry still sleepwalking this morning

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:02 AM (iIw4v)

173 Trump seems infatigable.

He seems to be one of those people who feeds on interaction with other people. The rallies seem to energize him.

Me? More than one person gets in the elevator with me and I'm exhausted by the end of the ride.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 08:03 AM (oVJmc)

174 I liked at the screen and the stalwart man had another rally . This manu is unstoppable.
My daughter is 2 and she picks his voice from across the room.

"trump!"
Posted by: X-machinist - immigrant horde at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (NXoRu)

........

Smart girl!

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:03 AM (nKPgU)

175 bluebell, me too, as long as it's someone else doing the hard work. i'm finished , I did my duty to the cause.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:03 AM (iIw4v)

176 Hold down the ctrl button and press the plus sign key until the font size on your screen is what you want.
Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:02 AM (tT986)

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This is fine for PC. Phone or tablet? Not so much.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 08:04 AM (I16G8)

177 They'd have to use the helos.


Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 07:55 AM (tT986)


I just looked it up. The Dublin airport has a 6,000 ft runway which is suitable for a Learjet or similar aircraft.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

178 indefatigable* erg! sorry still sleepwalking this morning

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:02 AM


You had it correct the first time. You with your fancy smancy vocabulary.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (URwyc)

179 Peeples, it really is amazing, and I agree with you about packed elevators, Adds grocery stores.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (iIw4v)

180 Vic, prayers ascending at all ahead full.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (hyuyC)

181 indefatigable* erg! sorry still sleepwalking this morning
Posted by: willow

I'm gonna throw a flag on that. I think AoS stylebook requires you to make another typo when correcting your own or someone else's typo

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (8ikIW)

182 Oh, goody.

Let two of the cats out, went to make their breakfast, and when I come back out to the porch to call them, Spirit had already caught someone for her breakfast.

She chowed down, then threw up, then ran off. Now the front porch is covered with rendered bird, cat barf, and feathers blowing everywhere.

I love my cats, but... urk!

*goes to back to pour another cup of coffee*

😼

Posted by: mindful webworker's fluffy little killers at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (UMVUI)

183 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (hyuyC)

184 Who's the RNC chair? Has anyone heard much from them this election?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (lwiT4)

185 embedded, whew, now I can't suss it out at all, I should refrain from typing until i've finished the coffee.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:06 AM (iIw4v)

186 NaCly you can't make me!

and good morning.

patters off for more coffee.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:06 AM (iIw4v)

187 krakatoa

You are still in man-to man coverage. The third kid goes into zone defense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:07 AM (hyuyC)

188 2) Why do they never lower the forecast say from 3-5" to 1-2"?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 04, 2018 07:39 AM (aA3+G)

-------------------------------

That actually happens quite a bit around here. At the beginning of the week, they'll be predicting blizzard conditions for the end of the week. By the time the end of the week rolls around, they're predicting a dusting.

Back in the day of VHS and recording shows off TV, I was watching a show that I had taped the previous night. Turns out I had also taped part of the news that followed the show. Lead story was a huge storm that was going to dump 6-8 inches on us, beginning in the early morning. I looked out the window, and there wasn't a flake in the sky. Storm never did materialize.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2018 08:07 AM (+F0Wk)

189 He seems to be one of those people who feeds on interaction with other people. The rallies seem to energize him.

Me? More than one person gets in the elevator with me and I'm exhausted by the end of the ride.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 08:03 AM


Another person gets on the elevator with me and it elicits an automatic SBD response.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:08 AM (URwyc)

190 willow

Good morning to you. I'll try and get a smile ... after your coffee.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:08 AM (hyuyC)

191 I looked out the window, and there wasn't a flake in the sky. Storm never did materialize.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

And I realize the conditions can change, but they always seem so damn sure of themselves when they give out the early forecast

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

192 Who's the RNC chair? Has anyone heard much from them this election?




Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (lwiT4)


Ronna Romney McDaniel (Mitt Romney's niece). I think she's letting other people do the talking while she does what she's being paid to do, which is run the RNC.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:09 AM (tT986)

193 The margins seem blown to me, usually have the screen up to margins and type is smaller now.
So is it ok to paste full urls ?

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:10 AM (T4oHT)

194 Who's the RNC chair? Has anyone heard much from them this election?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM


A woman perhaps? Because usually a male RNC head is vilified by the leftists, but this election they seem to think they have a lock on women voters and perhaps don't want to appear mean toward a women.

Honestly I don't know.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:10 AM (URwyc)

195 Grand-babies are true wealth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:11 AM (hyuyC)

196 Dude. Please use tinyurl or bitly for long links.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 07:52 AM (I16G

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I thought the margins were looking unusually satisfied...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2018 08:12 AM (+F0Wk)

197 Morning horde!

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 08:13 AM (TL2pK)

198 So is it ok to paste full urls ?
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:10 AM (T4oHT)

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No.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 08:13 AM (I16G8)

199 Chairwoman
Ronna McDaniel
Ronna McDaniel is the second woman ever elected Chair of the RNC. During the 2016 election, Ronna McDaniel helped deliver Michigan for Donald Trump and the GOP for the first time in decades. She was elected as the State Chairman from Michigan in February of 2015. Ronna served as a Trump delegate and chaired the Michigan Delegation to the 2016 Republican Nation...

The more you know...

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:13 AM (URwyc)

200 Bruce, after seeing Northern VA panic with any snow forecast, (WTOP weather on the 8's predicting 40 of the last 7 snowstorms), I was convinced Bib Bread, M+Big Milk, and Big Toilet Paper were in cahoots with weather announcers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:14 AM (hyuyC)

201 bluebell, he needs to have more babies, after a certain point 2 or 6 children , you're exhausted all the same.

Posted by: willow
-----
I had five boys of my own (and married into two more chillens). There was at least one of them living at home for over 32 years.

Just now recovering from the sleep-deprecation.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2018 08:14 AM (9rIkM)

202 Does anyone know what sleep-deprecation is? Cause I sure as hell don't.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2018 08:16 AM (9rIkM)

203 I just looked it up. The Dublin airport has a 6,000 ft runway which is suitable for a Learjet or similar aircraft.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

Vic,
I luv ya and I understand why Dublin would be a better location today but there's no way the Secret Service would allow it. If it
was a different circumstance they'd make arrangements to get him there
from Macon or another airport, whether by helicopter or motorcade. But in this case it's AF1 or not at
all.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:16 AM (tT986)

204 Good morning TickledPink. Still have not found that funny picture. Found lots of others, but not that one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:16 AM (hyuyC)

205 FNG error. Doesn't effect baby apple screen margins I post upon. Apologies to all.

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:17 AM (ZcS8q)

206 diogenesmiddlefinger.com move along nothing to see here
https://tinyurl.com/yb2f3ybg





going 127 days without a margin incident

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (T4oHT)

207 @205...

Awww.....that's okay. I still have my imagination of it.

Had a pregnancy dream last night....so I'm thinking that means I am not. Who knows.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (TL2pK)

208 I'll take Daylight time, any day. At least, I would when I was working. Going to work with the sun in my eyes; home too until it turns jet black. I'll pass.

I did like this day, when I was young. A free hour. But now I wake up when my bladder decides, and often end up going back. I think I'll miss the book thread for the 2nd week in a row.

But I will repeat: name another government program that gives you back as much as it takes away.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (59GGI)

209 While I utterly despise the whole Saving Time tyranny...

...it is always amusing to watch how it confuses Pixyware and causes commenters, especially relative newbies, to pull their hair in despair as the comments get jumbled.

Every. Single. Time.

All Pixy's clocks are manual analog.

🕑 🌋 🕐

Posted by: mindful webworker's time has come at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (UMVUI)

210 207 Alex Baldwin in the act btw

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (T4oHT)

211 hands Tony a cup of coffee, sleep and coffee deprivation .

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:20 AM (iIw4v)

212 tickled, you should use bc until you're sure of your guy.

Posted by: willow at November 04, 2018 08:22 AM (iIw4v)

213 I love my cats, but... urk!

*goes to back to pour another cup of coffee*

😼

Posted by: mindful webworker's fluffy little killers at November 04, 2018 08:05 AM (UMVUI)


Makes me wonder, are domesticated cats losing their ability to scarf down animals, fur, feathers and all? Are they becoming softies like us? I heard somewhere that we can no longer survive on an all raw diet after millennia of cooking. Meanwhile, lions at the zoo - they just toss them a whole raw chicken. Apparently they can beat the crap out of the salmonella. We are such wimps.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (/qEW2)

214 188 krakatoa

You are still in man-to man coverage. The third kid goes into zone defense.

Unfortunately, the little buggers are the world's sharpest offensive coordinators. Ours figured out the kid's version of the West Coast Offense and regularly hit the seams and checked off from the primary to secondary receiver. Executed correctly it is virtually unstoppable. We concluded that the ONLY solution was to disrupt the Munchkin attack with a withering parental bull rush before the play could set up.

Posted by: Lawrence L at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (Uu7xZ)

215 @213

Yeah, I am on it. But....you know how things are. Only one thing is 100% preventive.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (TL2pK)

216 Don't forget to download and read the complete Kavanaugh Investigation Report, released on the 2nd of this month.

https://tinyurl.com/yb2o2gbp

Best part to me was the Exhibits.

Including the screen shots of the actual texts between some accusers and witnesses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (cqNba)

217 I have discovered that having 2 kids is somehow more than twice the work.

It's a discovery that is spiritually pretty much 180 degrees from what you'd call a "eureka moment".



Welp, I was going to recommend a book from wayback when in 1989-90 called, (I believe) "The First Two Years of Life" (and no, it's not the Dr Spock piece of garbage).

The title may not be exactly right cuz I can't find it on amazon.

But, for me it's the Greatest Baby Book Evah!!!!

It doesn't tell you how to raise your baby at all.

The book is simply a state of the art(for the time) explanation/telling of the various sensitive times and times you can expect for your baby's intellectual/neurological growth and changes.

Man, is it fun to watch as the "switches" click on.

Even from one day to the next sometimes.

Makes the whole of the baby experience a series of "eureka" moments.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (CRRq9)

218 Does anyone know what sleep-deprecation is? Cause I sure as hell don't.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm not sure, but I think you need a safe word.

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

219 TickledPink

Practice makes pregnant.

A friend of mine with 5 kids, and alas, one miscarriage, says the first one was conceived in love. The other four were after fights.

On the pictures, I'll look for it as part of sorting out my hard drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (hyuyC)

220 Anyone know the upshot of that horrible hit and run story from last night?

Did they catch the asshole(s)?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 08:25 AM (CRRq9)

221 Anyone know the upshot of that horrible hit and run story from last night?

--

The girl scouts collecting roadside trash?
That guy surrendered to police after leaving the scene.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 08:26 AM (Lm4bP)

222 While I utterly despise the whole Saving Time tyranny...

...it is always amusing to watch how it confuses Pixyware and causes commenters, especially relative newbies, to pull their hair in despair as the comments get jumbled.

Every. Single. Time.

All Pixy's clocks are manual analog.

Posted by: mindful webworker's time has come at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (UMVUI)

-----------------------------------

I'm less amused, as I spent 20 minutes logged into my work computer this morning trying to figure out why a job that normally runs in about 3 hours completed in 2. To top it off, it looked like some of the job steps ran out of order.

20 minutes to the "oh, duh!" moment.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (+F0Wk)

223 All Pixy's clocks are manual analog.
Posted by: mindful webworker's time has come at November 04, 2018 08:19 AM (UMVUI)


Pendulum or wind-up?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (n9EOP)

224 "Did they catch the asshole(s)? "

21 year old male driver, turned himself in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (cqNba)

225 Thank Dog!
They are having a mattress sale for Veterans Day.
About time, there are never mattress sales the rest of the year

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (8ikIW)

226 @222

Thanks.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (CRRq9)

227 204
Vic,

I luv ya and I understand why Dublin would be a better location
today but there's no way the Secret Service would allow it. If it

was a different circumstance they'd make arrangements to get him there

from Macon or another airport, whether by helicopter or motorcade. But in this case it's AF1 or not at

all.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:16 AM (tT986)

Well the Presidential flight detail does have Learjets available which could become AF1 if needed. AF1 doesn't have to be a 747. The press can take a cab or walk.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

228 221; yes. turned himself in. 21 years old. four counts of vehicular homicide.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 04, 2018 08:28 AM (KP5rU)

229 Anyone know the upshot of that horrible hit and run story from last night?



Did they catch the asshole(s)?





Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 08:25 AM (CRRq9)


The driver is 21 and turned himself in a few hours after the incident. www.chippewa.com is the local newspaper. Three girl scouts and one chaperone died and another scout is in critical condition.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:28 AM (tT986)

230 I heard somewhere that we can no longer survive on an all raw diet after millennia of cooking. Meanwhile, lions at the zoo - they just toss them a whole raw chicken. Apparently they can beat the crap out of the salmonella. We are such wimps.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM (/qEW2)

........

No clue on kittehs, but it was fire that alloed homo neanderthal sapiens to develope big brains. Cooking releases potential calories otherwise indigestible in raw food. Big brain needs lots n lots of calories to develop.

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:28 AM (ZcS8q)

231 Hit and run article, with some updates.


https://tinyurl.com/y7bpgrhk

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:28 AM (cqNba)

232 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 04, 2018 08:23 AM

I would think it isn't harming cats to get human supply food yet, they can eat food even meat left out a long time whereas you would get food poisoning quick . I think it would take a thousand years to make it unsafe and even then feral cats would be keeping those traits alive.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:29 AM (T4oHT)

233 Why, kids practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 04, 2018 08:30 AM (2NqXo)

234 VIA, very sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:30 AM (hyuyC)

235 militant Normals and Kurt S. will be on Cspan2 at 8:40 am.

Posted by: vivi at November 04, 2018 08:31 AM (11H2y)

236 "Why, kids practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all."

It takes a village.

Sir Hillary told me this in a dream.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:31 AM (cqNba)

237 No clue on kittehs, but it was fire that alloed homo neanderthal sapiens to develope big brains. Cooking releases potential calories otherwise indigestible in raw food. Big brain needs lots n lots of calories to develop.
Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:28 AM (ZcS8q)

-------------------------------

We feed out cat raw meat. She seems to have trouble keeping anything else down.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2018 08:31 AM (+F0Wk)

238 VIA, very sad.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:30 AM (hyuyC)


Yes, it is. The poster Muad'dib was providing updates last night since he lives there and his final update indicated that he knows the families of all of the victims.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:32 AM (tT986)

239 Around here a school program to teach kids to ride bikes is being touted for the big school bond.

The Left thinks schools can raise kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:32 AM (hyuyC)

240 Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:29 AM (T4oHT)

Don't know for sure about cats, but I have seen a study that acid in a canine machinist is roughly 5x as strong as the acid in a human's stomach. Pretty effective on the bacteria in slightly "off" meats.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:32 AM (n9EOP)

241 Our kids were only 20 months apart, so they were both in diapers for years. That was a lot of diapering!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2018 08:33 AM (EZebt)

242 "We feed out cat raw meat. She seems to have trouble keeping anything else down."

Our one cat seems to thrive on eating her own hair.

And then ejecting it as a compressed ball, to be found in the dark by human feet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:33 AM (cqNba)

243 Vendette

Thank you for the update.

Life is short. Hug those close to you. And prayers ascending for the families and friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:33 AM (hyuyC)

244 241
machinist<-stomach

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (n9EOP)

245 "acid in a canine machinist is roughly 5x as strong as the acid in a human's stomach. "

I did not know that....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (cqNba)

246 I luv ya and I understand why Dublin would be a better location
today but there's no way the Secret Service would allow it. If it

was a different circumstance they'd make arrangements to get him there

from Macon or another airport, whether by helicopter or motorcade. But in this case it's AF1 or not at

all.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:16 AM (tT986)

Well the Presidential flight detail does have Learjets available which could become AF1 if needed. AF1 doesn't have to be a 747. The press can take a cab or walk.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

--------------

He is doing 2 rallies today. No time for all that shuffling around. Vendette is absolutely right here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (I16G8)

247 Good morning. All of my clocks have been set, except for the one in my car and the two "atomic" wall clocks that are still waiting for the signal.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (sdi6R)

248 Comrade Hrothgar

Our universal Pixy decoder did not miss a beat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:35 AM (hyuyC)

249 abcnews.go.com US,News/girl scouts adult picking highway trash killed
https://tinyurl.com/yarsmjyg
Looks like a good picture of road where accident was.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:35 AM (T4oHT)

250 I would think it isn't harming cats to get human supply food yet, they can eat food even meat left out a long time whereas you would get food poisoning quick . I think it would take a thousand years to make it unsafe and even then feral cats would be keeping those traits alive.
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:29 AM (T4oHT)

When I put food out for our cat (again, raw meat), sometimes she won't touch it for hours. I used to worry it might make her sick. This makes me feel better.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 04, 2018 08:35 AM (+F0Wk)

251 Around here a school program to teach kids to ride bikes is being touted for the big school bond.

The Left thinks schools can raise kids.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I can see one for adults too. A mandatory one.

Rule one...You are to obey the rules of the road as if you are driving a motor vehicle!

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

252 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:33 AM (cqNba)

My pup thrives on a raw meat diet.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:35 AM (n9EOP)

253 @220

Rofl. Yeah....I am a big believer in the law of averages.

No problem on the picture. If you get to it, you get to it. If ya don't, ya don't.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 08:36 AM (TL2pK)

254 249.

083800 here

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:36 AM (n9EOP)

255 Heart goes out to those families

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:37 AM (T4oHT)

256 # of kids vs. time needed to care for them is an exponential relationship, not a linear one.

Posted by: SC Math Teacher at November 04, 2018 08:37 AM (hetOX)

257 083900

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:37 AM (n9EOP)

258 Bruce

Sanctimonious biker people need to be dealt with firmly.

All that money they save, and all their fitness, is going to be spent on hospital bills if they keep breaking laws of physics and the road.

Safety is a probabilistic event. Even small odds of harm add up over time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:38 AM (hyuyC)

259 083900
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

Pixy says "Wrong, try again"

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)

260 So the banhammer action requires a 120 second review lag?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:38 AM (n9EOP)

261 Pixy says "Wrong, try again"
Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:38 AM (8ikIW)

In theory, I'm synced to UTC, so...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:39 AM (n9EOP)

262
I guess now that the caravan peeps have shown a propensity towards violence and rock-throwing at police the leftists will be even more motivated to bring them here.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:39 AM (URwyc)

263 All that money they save, and all their fitness, is going to be spent on hospital bills if they keep breaking laws of physics and the road.

Safety is a probabilistic event. Even small odds of harm add up over time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

They are totally redoing some intersections deemed unsafe by the usual crowds, to cut it down from two lane to one lane and install a bkie lane.
Because too many bicyclists and pedestrians were injured at the intersection.

Hmmmm. I wonder what could cause that?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:40 AM (8ikIW)

264 247 He is doing 2 rallies today. No time for all that shuffling around. Vendette is absolutely right here.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (I16G

My atomic wall clock has got the signal and updated itself.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

265 Here's a neat video about our home in Laniakea-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?

time_continue=250&v=rENyyRwxpHo

Posted by: naturalfake at November 04, 2018 08:41 AM (CRRq9)

266 There are reports that a young woman model, Zoe Bethel, who attended the Young Black Leaders summit for black conservatives was fired by her employer Ursula Wiedmann Models after she got home. You can find it on Twitter. I haven't been able to find any contradicting evidence (didn't want to report a rumor). Also Ursula Wiedmann Models has blocked their Facebook page.

Posted by: Dr Alice at November 04, 2018 08:41 AM (LaT54)

267 oops wrong post


248
Good morning. All of my clocks have been set, except for the one in my
car and the two "atomic" wall clocks that are still waiting for the
signal.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 08:34 AM (sdi6R)

My atomic wall clock has got the signal and updated itself.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 08:42 AM (mpXpK)

268 Tonypete #203:
Does anyone know what sleep-deprecation is?

Sounds familiar.

After decades of parental "sleep" - odd hours, frequent interruptions, always having one ear open, being "on call" 24/7/365... sleep no longer gives you enough rest, even when you start getting regular times.

The kids are long grown and gone and I still have sleep deprecation.

Posted by: mindful webworker's bleary eyes at November 04, 2018 08:42 AM (UMVUI)

269 Since when did mindful send out secret messages using emojis instead of just embedding them in the punctuation like all God-fearing Morons?

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 04, 2018 08:43 AM (lLeln)

270 Sanctimonious biker people need to be dealt with firmly.

All that money they save, and all their fitness, is going to be spent on hospital bills if they keep breaking laws of physics and the road.

Safety is a probabilistic event. Even small odds of harm add up over time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:38 AM


I knew a guy who was a hard-core biker. Got hit multiple times. Broke arms, legs, hip, etc. Extensive, expensive, months of recuperation. His wife finally said, ''That's it. Don't call me from the hospital ever again. I'm not coming.''

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 04, 2018 08:43 AM (URwyc)

271 WWV sync
084600

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:44 AM (n9EOP)

272 Bruce
P. J. O'Rourke said once that the net efficiency of bike-riding is less than using the energy-dense fuel in a car. He was only focused on travel, not adding in the energy used to make the transport vehicles.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:44 AM (hyuyC)

273 arrg

Posted by: Grump928(C) stretches at November 04, 2018 08:45 AM (yQpMk)

274 My atomic wall clock has got the signal and updated itself.

I saw Atomic Wall Clock open for Strawberry Alarm Clock at the Capitol Theater in Passaic in 1969.

Posted by: zombie Gardner McKay at November 04, 2018 08:45 AM (4uXqI)

275 272 two source wwv sync

I need to get the NIST time sync which supposedly calculates network delay.

I'll do that in the spring

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:45 AM (n9EOP)

276

If I were Emperor of the Universe, I would DECREE we all set our clocks back 1 hour every Saturday night!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of at November 04, 2018 08:45 AM (+GHjz)

277 In addition to super-strong stomach acid content, the pooches digest food twice as fast as hoomans, so the bad stuff doesn't stay in their gut for long. My vet said don't bother with hooman pro-biotics for a dog, it won't survive the stomach to reach their digestive tract. Gotta use the kind made especially for them.

Posted by: JuJubee, just generally being shamey at November 04, 2018 08:46 AM (2NqXo)

278 Since when did mindful send out secret messages using emojis instead of just embedding them in the punctuation like all God-fearing Morons?
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 04, 2018 08:43 AM (lLeln)

We've regressed to hieroglyphics!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:46 AM (n9EOP)

279 West Point Cadets steal the Air Force Falcon, both of her wings are injured during her captivity, and now she may have to be euthanized.



https://tinyurl.com/y99waa8d

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 08:46 AM (tT986)

280 If I were Emperor of the Universe, I would DECREE we all set our clocks back 1 hour every Saturday night!

Posted by: Soothsayer

And one hour ahead on Monday at 3 PM!

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (8ikIW)

281
Re-'ment:

Fake News just told me an interesting fake fact:

"By election day, President Trump will have campaigned in 44 different cities. Census data shows these cities are whiter, poorer, and less educated than average."


*btw, Fake News is also mocking the fact that many of these rallies are held inside airplane hangers, implying that the president isn't really visiting all these awful places.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (+GHjz)

282 Soothsayer -- Creator

Backward shifts in time play hell with circadian rhythm. Tried that on some transits. No likey.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (hyuyC)

283 If the GOP does well on Tuesday night, Ace or the cobs should post election night videos from 2016 alongside videos from Tuesday night! The triumph of the Golden Scalp weasel will be complete!

Posted by: Jmel at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (OeWgo)

284 Why don't we just do half hours forward and back four times a year?

Better yet, we'll do 10 minutes every month!

/Gov't Bureaucrat

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (oVJmc)

285
281 If I were Emperor of the Universe, I would DECREE we all set our clocks back 1 hour every Saturday night!

Posted by: Soothsayer

And one hour ahead on Monday at 3 PM!

Posted by: Bruce



You, sir, would be my Co-Dictator!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of at November 04, 2018 08:48 AM (+GHjz)

286 We've regressed to hieroglyphics!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

Very good point. I'm stealing it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:48 AM (hyuyC)

287 Why don't we just do half hours forward and back four times a year?

Better yet, we'll do 10 minutes every month!

/Gov't Bureaucrat
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Great! I've got two grandfather clocks that are always a pleasure to adjust

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

288 Just ran the NIST time vs wwv time, dead on!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:49 AM (n9EOP)

289 You, sir, would be my Co-Dictator!
Posted by: Soothsayer

Ummmm, can i have a different title please?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

290 I'd really be happy never to change clocks again

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:50 AM (T4oHT)

291
Canadian Rhythms are overrated.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the "Nood" at November 04, 2018 08:50 AM (+GHjz)

292 I'd really be happy never to change clocks again
Posted by: Skip

If you like your clocks, you can keep your clocks

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:50 AM (8ikIW)

293 And then ejecting it as a compressed ball, to be found in the dark by human feet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:33 AM (cqNba)

............

We have one of those, too. Right square in the hall door to the bathroom. Every. Friggin. Time.

Kittehs are the original practical jokesters.

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 08:50 AM (rJEUr)

294 Lets not get complacent about Tuesday. REMEMBER 2012 WHEN OBAMA COULDN'T POSSIBLY WIN.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2018 08:51 AM (wouzg)

295 We have one of those, too. Right square in the hall door to the bathroom. Every. Friggin. Time.

Kittehs are the original practical jokesters.
Posted by: Smaug

Always fun hearing them hork one up at 2 AM. You lay there thinking, should I find it now and clean it up, or be surprised in the morning?

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:52 AM (8ikIW)

296 As my dairy farming Uncle Homer Neil used to say: "Cows don't care about DST."

IISTR the only reason still operative is so elementary kids can be picked up by school busses in the daylight. Which is why they are picked up after high schoolers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 08:52 AM (hyuyC)

297 My bedside clock radio gets shortwave, so I set that to the WWV time signal. Then I set my watch to the second. Then I take the watch around the house and set all the other clocks from that.

I don't even wear the watch any more, since everything has a clock in it. It sits there in the drawer except for twice a year when I use it in the clock setting ritual.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 08:52 AM (sdi6R)

298 One of my dogs doesn't GAF about our clocks changing...never has, never will.

Morning all....

Posted by: Trump at November 04, 2018 08:52 AM (cF8AT)

299
/wet blanket

The idea that there'll be a Red Wave is just as unfounded as the idea there'll be a blue wave.

I'm soothsayer and even I don't know what will happen.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 04, 2018 08:52 AM (+GHjz)

300 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2018 08:51 AM (wouzg)

As AoS lore says "Gentlemen, let's not start..."

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (n9EOP)

301 Co-dictatorship is just a country run by a small committee, didn't turn out well for the Directory after the French Revolution

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (T4oHT)

302 How far off is the average smart phone's clock from the real time?

All of our internet connected stuff seem to agree with each other.

To the second.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (cqNba)

303 I don't even wear the watch any more, since everything has a clock in it. It sits there in the drawer except for twice a year when I use it in the clock setting ritual.
Posted by: rickl

The only time I wear a watch is at weddings. So I know when the bar is going to shut down before dinner

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (8ikIW)

304 I've been riding bikes my whole life. Used an overbuilt Schwinn to do my paper route; messed around on BMX, and I raced road bikes in college and beyond. All through my 40's and early 50's I did triathlons, Tuesday night critertiums, and some crazy ultra stuff. (I did the Triple Bypass in CO twice: 120 miles, crossing three mountain passes, with Loveland being the highest.) I've been hit 3 times by cars, and in the last race I was in, a guy got killed. Also, I'm not sanctimonious, I never bike-commuted, mostly b/c it's totally impractical.
I've had to hang up my cletes and Lycra the last 18 months, though. Reason? F'ing cell phones and distracted
drivers.
Anyone want to buy some bikes?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (ty7RM)

305 We've regressed to hieroglyphics!
--

I've been saying that since Windows 1.0 in 1985. I threw a screaming fit trying to go from DOS to Windows, and sent a very nasty email to windows tech support at the time.

Wasn't long after that you could do a 'mouseover' and get a text popup telling you what the damn symbol was intended to represent. The bastards.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 08:54 AM (Lm4bP)

306 This is what a feminist looks like!

https://tinyurl.com/yarfqm3k

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 04, 2018 08:54 AM (1UZdv)

307 Here is the craziness that is time zones:

The boy and I are renting a cabin here in a couple of weeks for a bit of a respite. Anyway...I will be driving 4 hours EASTward, and I will be going from Eastern time zone to Central time zone.

Going East, but somehow gaining time like I am going west. It's just weird.

Also, being Central time zone, but that far East, means the sun sets at fricking 4:30. 4:30! That's insanity.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 08:55 AM (TL2pK)

308
But!

I DO KNOW THIS:

No matter what happens on Tuesday....


Donald J. Trump will still be President of the United States.

What's more, President Trump will NOT be changed by the outcome of the election. He will not waver in the least.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 04, 2018 08:55 AM (+GHjz)

309 First!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

310 Steve and Cold Bear #214:
...are domesticated cats losing their ability to scarf down animals, fur, feathers and all?

Not mine. We usually find just bits of critters.

This cat this morning (looking at her barf) had already ingested a tummyfull of kibble and then tried scarfing down a whole bird. Eyes were bigger than her head, as granny used to say. Cat must've thought it was Thanksgiving already.

Posted by: mindful webworker's dietary analysis at November 04, 2018 08:55 AM (UMVUI)

311 282
Fake News just told me an interesting fake fact:

"By election day, President Trump will have campaigned in 44 different cities. Census data shows these cities are whiter, poorer, and less educated than average."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of at November 04, 2018 08:47 AM (+GHjz)


They are repugnant scum. D-Lamp was much too kind.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 08:55 AM (sdi6R)

312 To the second.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:53 AM (cqNba)
'
Mine agree to the visual one second check WWV signal

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:56 AM (n9EOP)

313 " This is what a feminist looks like!

https://tinyurl.com/yarfqm3k"

You don't get to many Feminist rallies do you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 08:56 AM (cqNba)

314 Getting some confidence Republicans will do well Tuesday, wondering how many races will be contested since Leftists seem that's how they should roll any more.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 08:56 AM (T4oHT)

315 Apparently Tennessee sponsors a mock election for school students. The results came back with Marsha Blackburn (R Senate candidate) and Bill Lee (R Gov candidate) as the winners. It wasn't even close. 10 points for Blackburn and almost 30 points for Lee.

It seems there is hope for the future after all.

Posted by: Tennesse Jed at November 04, 2018 08:56 AM (KbCvz)

316 've had to hang up my cletes and Lycra the last 18 months, though. Reason? F'ing cell phones and distracted
drivers.
Anyone want to buy some bikes?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

Damns cell phones. I've got people riding bikes with no hands in front of me looking at the screen and texting? Not sure. Pedestrians wander out in front of cars looking at their cell phones.
I do not know how a 18 wheeler driver can do traffic. I would go nuts after a while

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:57 AM (8ikIW)

317 Horde opinion: what do we think of Owen Benjamin? My wife and I watched an hour of his stand-up last night, after seeing his bit about the death of comedy on a Prager U segment.. He's really funny, IMO, but really walks a ragged line w/some of his stuff.
Thoughts?
Oh, and he has some funny thoughts on "2 kid dads."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 08:58 AM (ty7RM)

318 This is what a feminist looks like!

https://tinyurl.com/yarfqm3k
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 04, 2018 08:54 AM (1UZdv)


Unlike the feminists I've seen, this one looks like she'd be at home on the pole!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 08:59 AM (n9EOP)

319 Book thread is up.

Get your pants on.

NOOOOD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 04, 2018 08:59 AM (8ikIW)

320 This is what a feminist looks like!

No one cares what you think, honey. Just flash your cans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2018 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

321 Booooooks!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 04, 2018 09:00 AM (n9EOP)

322 315 Apparently Tennessee sponsors a mock election for school students. The results came back with Marsha Blackburn (R Senate candidate) and Bill Lee (R Gov candidate) as the winners. It wasn't even close. 10 points for Blackburn and almost 30 points for Lee. 

It seems there is hope for the future after all.

I will never forget, we had a mock election in my class in 1980 in NJ. It was 16 votes for Reagan, 5 for Anderson and 1 for Carter. The one for Carter - the teacher.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 04, 2018 09:00 AM (6+sJa)

323
I hope the main page isn't broken 'cuz I'm getting a swirlie, well in this browser it's a wig-wag, until the browser request times out and reverts to the local version.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 09:00 AM (Lm4bP)

324 To fly from Grand Rapids MI to NYC I had to first do a short hop west to Milwaukee.

I went back in time

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 04, 2018 09:01 AM (1UZdv)

325 Are we supposed to move into the book thread now? I get so confused.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 09:01 AM (ty7RM)

326
Well hell, make me a liar.

Posted by: Chad Dormer at November 04, 2018 09:01 AM (Lm4bP)

327 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2018 08:51 AM (wouzg)

.........

BeckChas, it'll be ok. Positive thoughts. Focus on the good.

Trump has fought with superhuman wit, strategy and energy. Lots of wallflower Repubs are now off the wall and dancing on the Trump train.

The dumbassacrats have repeatedly shot selves in crotch leading up to election. Kav, mobs n migrants. Concertina wire going up on the border.

The table now set is way better than anyone could have expected 18 monthes ago. So come what may, the battle was well and truly fought.

Posted by: Smaug at November 04, 2018 09:02 AM (rJEUr)

328 "Are we supposed to move into the book thread now? I get so confused."

It is somewhat traditional that everyone Corgi on over to whatever the new thread is...yes.


But, the book thread is really reserved for a focus on books, libraries and high brow stuff like that.

So wear pants there.

An discuss non-book stuff here.

(Where you don't need pants)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 09:04 AM (cqNba)

329 Geeze. I feel nekkid without my watch. Why fumble for my phone, when all I have to do is glance at my wrist? Day, Date, Time, right there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2018 09:04 AM (CDGwz)

330 " Geeze. I feel nekkid without my watch. Why fumble for my phone, when all I have to do is glance at my wrist? Day, Date, Time, right there."

Get an Apple watch.

The worse of both worlds.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2018 09:06 AM (cqNba)

331 Jeff Flake and Kevin McCarthy, separated at birth?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 09:07 AM (ty7RM)

332 "It seems there is hope for the future after all."

I would think that if the election involved grade school age kids it would be closely reflective of the present political preferences of their parents.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 04, 2018 09:10 AM (9WuX0)

333 My "atomic desk" clock is supposed to reset itself but it didn't. And like all automatic crap it is basically impossible to set manually.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 09:12 AM (mpXpK)

334 I wore a watch until got my phone, seems so unnecessary now, its a shame actually .

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 09:12 AM (T4oHT)

335 Greg Gutfeld: "Why Election Stress Only Damages the Left."

http://tinyurl.com/ycy7gv6zt

Teh funny, but true.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 04, 2018 09:13 AM (nvMvs)

336 329 Geeze. I feel nekkid without my watch. Why fumble for my phone, when all I have to do is glance at my wrist? Day, Date, Time, right there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2018 09:04 AM (CDGwz)


I don't even have a smartphone. But everything around me at work has a clock in it: the computers, the desk phones, the coffee maker, the fax machine, even a couple of the friggin' printers.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 09:13 AM (sdi6R)

337 The Library is Open

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=377851

Say hi for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker's not going where not welcome at November 04, 2018 09:13 AM (UMVUI)

338 Vic - remember years ago computer I think had day to change wrong and was a week off. It might sort itself out.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 09:13 AM (T4oHT)

339 My atomic clocks can take up to a day or so to reset themselves. Sometimes it will happen during the night.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 09:15 AM (sdi6R)

340 I better get moving to do something good., except food shopping nothing going on. No football, no miniatures to paint, just book to read.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 09:18 AM (T4oHT)

341 I got leaf cleanup today.

Friday night it rained a lot, and Saturday was windy. Today is ideal for that sort of activity.

Shoot me now.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 09:21 AM (sdi6R)

342 Friday night it rained a lot, and Saturday was windy. Today is ideal for that sort of activity.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 09:21 AM (sdi6R)

IOW a target rich environment.

Posted by: golfman at November 04, 2018 09:25 AM (If3tB)

343 Dems destroyed the GOP in FL EV yesterday by about 30,000 and it looks like they will end up beating the GOP yet again when it's all over by about 25-30 thousand.

Dems just want to win more. The FL GOP just let up at the wrong time.

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 04, 2018 09:33 AM (nE1+d)

344 And now I am reading home pregnancy test reviews...this is my life now, apparently.

I'm still not sure I'll be able to pull the trigger and actually go to the store and buy it. That means ish is getting real.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 09:34 AM (TL2pK)

345 338
Vic - remember years ago computer I think had day to change wrong and was a week off. It might sort itself out.

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2018 09:13 AM (T4oHT)

I unplugged the AC and took the batteries out. Will let it sit for a while then try to reset it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 09:36 AM (mpXpK)

346 My LaCross unit reset itself as designed. This other thing has always been a POS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 09:37 AM (mpXpK)

347 339
My atomic clocks can take up to a day or so to reset themselves. Sometimes it will happen during the night.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 09:15 AM (sdi6R)

I used to have mine on the mantle above the fireplace. But it kept losing synch with the time standard. I moved it to the wall up higher than the mantle now it works fine and unlike this POS desk unit it reset itself.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 09:40 AM (mpXpK)

348 TickledPink

Good luck. May you do all your adulting with brio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2018 09:41 AM (hyuyC)

349 @348

Thanks. I don't know what brio means, but thanks!

And adulting sucks.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 09:47 AM (TL2pK)

350 Well I finally got it reset. Took almost three hours. And I'll have it to do all over again in a few months because our shitty State refuses to go off the BS DST scam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 04, 2018 09:53 AM (mpXpK)

351 i like DST, just think it lasts too long. Should end in early October and start in April. I think it used to be like that and was extended a while back.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 04, 2018 10:01 AM (/UnI6)

352 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 04, 2018 09:33 AM (nE1+d)

----------------

Or, you know...........not.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 04, 2018 10:03 AM (I16G8)

353
294 Lets not get complacent about Tuesday. REMEMBER 2012 WHEN OBAMA COULDN'T POSSIBLY WIN.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2018 08:51 AM (wouzg)


Wut? Obama was all but guaranteed to beat Mittens

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 04, 2018 10:05 AM (/UnI6)

354 GOPe's going to GOPe, but R's in Florida are in much better shape than 2016

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 04, 2018 10:05 AM (6+sJa)

355 If the gop keeps the house I won't shocked but if Dems win I won't be upset either. I've kinda prepares myself for the worst and just hoping for the best. And with just the house and a senate with a few more gop wins on Tuesday, Nancy and Co will have no power. Let them impeach, it will be nothing but a 2 year shit show and give Trump someone to run against in 2020

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 04, 2018 10:09 AM (/UnI6)

356 @353

Revisionist history.

Does anyone else remember it was the night before the election, and President Obama was in Iowa (I think) and had a rally, and he was openly weeping, which was interpreted to be because he knew the writing was on the wall and his time was limited.

Then somehow the next day wasn't even close.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 10:11 AM (TL2pK)

357 351 i like DST, just think it lasts too long. Should end in early October and start in April. I think it used to be like that and was extended a while back.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 04, 2018 10:01 AM (/UnI6)


Congress just can't leave anything alone.

Posted by: rickl at November 04, 2018 10:15 AM (sdi6R)

358 356 @353

Revisionist history.

Does anyone else remember it was the night before the election, and President Obama was in Iowa (I think) and had a rally, and he was openly weeping, which was interpreted to be because he knew the writing was on the wall and his time was limited.

Then somehow the next day wasn't even close.
Posted by: TickledPink at November 04, 2018 10:11 AM (TL2pK)
----------------------------------------------------------------

I don't remember him crying but i do remember reports that he sounded a bit tired and reflective.

Obama was always the heavy favorite going in to that final Tuesday. He led in every media poll and his internals showed him comfortably ahead. But Romney's pollster was one of the worst of all time. They had him convinced he was a shoe-in and would win the battleground states.

2012 was an awful year where GOP partisans were "unskewing the polls" to make themselves feel better and give a false sense of hope. I remember back then there was a guy here who would post the polls and then reconfigure based on a more favorable GOP sample, lol. That's not the way any of this works,

Posted by: WIGOPer at November 04, 2018 10:20 AM (nE1+d)

359 Posted by: WIGOPer at November 04, 2018 10:20 AM (nE1+d)




But neither does writing off an entire, rather populous state based on one day's worth of early voting.

Posted by: Vendette at November 04, 2018 10:28 AM (tT986)

360 343 WIGO

Every word in your post is wrong, including a, and & the. (joke)

But see @Larry Schweikart, though. GOP will finish about 80-90k votes BETTER at the end of EV than it did in 2016, when Trump carried FL by 113k.

Posted by: strawdog at November 04, 2018 10:32 AM (Cssks)

361 I had the opposite revelation. Going from one kid to two kids was an absolute cake walk compared to going from zero kids to one. But baby #1 was high needs and didn't sleep through the night for years while baby #2 was easy-going and predictable.

There was more laundry, but that was about it. Plus toddlers love to fetch things. "Hey, kid #1, bring me the wipes box..." By the time kid #3 comes along, kid #1 can dress self and entertain the baby for short periods of time. And you now have two potential fetchers instead of one.

Posted by: T.J. at November 04, 2018 11:09 AM (zLLOw)

362 343 Dems destroyed the GOP in FL EV yesterday by about 30,000 and it looks like they will end up beating the GOP yet again when it's all over by about 25-30 thousand.
.....

2016 Dems went into ED with over 90,000 lead and lost by over 100,000

Posted by: HA at November 04, 2018 11:12 AM (MAstk)

363 294 Lets not get complacent about Tuesday. REMEMBER 2012 WHEN OBAMA COULDN'T POSSIBLY WIN.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2018 08:51 AM (wouzg)





Wut? Obama was all but guaranteed to beat Mittens

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 04, 2018 10:05 AM (/UnI6)

Lurker is right... Willard was a goner and everyone knew it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 04, 2018 11:33 AM (F/KeJ)

364 GOPe's going to GOPe, but R's in Florida are in much better shape than 2016
===========================
And remember, the western panhandle is on CDT; their polls close an hour later than the balance of FL. Also, that's heavily red country right there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 11:34 AM (ty7RM)

365 343 Dems destroyed the GOP in FL EV yesterday by
about 30,000 and it looks like they will end up beating the GOP yet
again when it's all over by about 25-30 thousand.

.....



2016 Dems went into ED with over 90,000 lead and lost by over 100,000

Posted by: HA at November 04, 2018 11:12 AM (MAstk)

WIGOPer is concerned.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 04, 2018 11:35 AM (F/KeJ)

366 Lets not get complacent about Tuesday. REMEMBER 2012 2016 WHEN OBAMA TRUMP COULDN'T POSSIBLY WIN.
=======================
Yes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 04, 2018 11:39 AM (ty7RM)

367 The way the two kids issue was explained to me years ago was that if someone throws one ball to you, no problem, you catch it and throw it back. But if someone throws two balls at you at the same time, you will probably drop one or both.

Posted by: RTW at November 04, 2018 07:13 PM (jJlJu)

368 I've always felt 2 kids are not twice as much but 3 is more that 3x as much

Posted by: Saints fan at November 04, 2018 10:05 PM (77kMG)

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