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cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
Doof:
doof2112 at proton.me
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
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Katy Tur, The S.E. Cupp of MSNBC
Dudes she was totally hired for her brains and insights and shit.
MSNBC's Katy Tur doesn't know the difference between Montana and North Dakotapic.twitter.com/g12Hu1F6uk
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 1, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FrodoB at November 01, 2018 03:54 PM (EO6ql)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 03:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (IqVv6)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: FrodoB at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (EO6ql)
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 03:57 PM (BXMxN)
I've taken to referring to her type as the "Token libertarian sexpot". Cute girl, libertarian views, no substance. You hire her so that you can claim "diversity!" of opinion without any evil conservative women.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 03:57 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Dominican puta-chickas at November 01, 2018 03:57 PM (+mfcd)
Posted by: m at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (QfXC4)
Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (/qi1k)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: AJ Lynch at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (qCvxM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM
Collar or cuffs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 03:58 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: I love her for both of her minds at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (3MG/9)
she has? I was going to make a joke about that, about her aging out of the Young Hot Anchorbabe category, but I didn't realize she already had aged out.
Posted by: ace at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tatunka at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (1beh4)
Generally I hope it hurts, but I lack charity.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (/8EBC)
Not so lucky on the genes for brains
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM
Pro-weed.
Which, apparently, Canada is experiencing a shortage of, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (n/Wmz)
There are a couple states I'd mess up, given half a chance.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (ffWPP)
https://twitter.com/anthonyfurey/status/
1058007460789829634
Posted by: andycanuck at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (Evws/)
So she is the Camille 'Azza' Paglia of... wherever she is at.
"As a lesbian, I blah blah", "as a Nader voter I think (more words)".
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Blasphemy!
Posted by: Univ of Southern N. Dakota ( at Hoople) at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: zeera at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (Hz/9Y)
@BreakingNews 4m
Governor of Tanzania's largest city, Dar es Salaam, has vowed to begin hunting and mass arrests of "homosexuals in our city" starting next week.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (88xKn)
Dakota blindness.
Idaho is a pork chop.
Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (NLLmE)
Governor of Tanzania's largest city, Dar es Salaam, has vowed to
begin hunting and mass arrests of "homosexuals in our city" starting
next week.
I think they call that 'cruising.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
I rate that a "meh", both on her mistake and her looks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (F/KeJ)
She won't...
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (ffWPP)
Easy for you to say, with your world-class music department faculty, and all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)
about her aging out of the Young Hot Anchorbabe category, but I didn't
realize she already had aged out.
Posted by: ace at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
Ace, speaking of former anchor babes, how do you feel about Heather Nauert filling Nikki Haley's stilettos?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
Snark and nothing else = leftist shitbird.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Must admit that when she was with the Daily Caller, I did not think that.
Posted by: Univ of Southern N. Dakota ( at Hoople) at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: K. Tur at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 04:03 PM (KP5rU)
it was just a misspeak. Easy to do when someone is hammering in your ear when you are trying to talk.
If only you could stop the hammering.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:03 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: ace at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (PbpT7)
She's 39, so she's no longer young enough to make the political talk-show circuit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 04:03 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 01, 2018 04:03 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: K. Tur at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (4VAdr)
Today, we have two Dakotas, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Dakota is doing, but they are living in peace. I would look for a better human rights record for North Dakota, but they are living side by side.
Posted by: Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (mS+Df)
Not bad, but the voice isn't quite annoying enough.
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (3MG/9)
Fucking dogs of war will soon be released.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: K. Tur at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (4VAdr)
then I figured out that the Mississippi drained into Nawlins, so the state of that name would be the one on the left. probably. (Wyoming is named after some Injun chief from the east.)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (ffWPP)
Alaska is the big, cold one.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
It also means you have no life experience outside of freshman year classes and game of thrones.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile"
She is going in the opposite direction of Kennedy. Kennedy seems to be getting hotter and more conservative as she is getting older.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (KP5rU)
Rebel against authority.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (lD3vL)
Pothead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (aPsQQ)
Yeah, all those little shit-for-states.
The county I was born in is bigger than most of them.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (Lm4bP)
Does the order really matter?
Is there not a pinch of difference?
But could she be a libertarian atheist hip?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (Rxduq)
I think she has a new hip, pretty common for women her age.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (DV6sw)
Rebel against authority.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:04 PM (lD3vL)
Nahhh... they are fine with authority so long as that authority is forcing Christians to celebrate sin instead of keeping them from smoking pot legally.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (eDaUO)
I thought you were trying to be funny. I laughed.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (4VAdr)
"As a lesbian, I blah blah", "as a Nader voter I think (more words)".
...
hah
Posted by: ace at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Katy Turd at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: IP at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: elaine benes at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (isRia)
Huge thigh tattoos?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (eDaUO)
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I wondered, but then I thought hey, he grew up in the UK.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (ffWPP)
You really, really like weed and think it should be legal.
Posted by: Iron Wombat at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (/qASX)
Spewing lefty talking points and slamming the right every chance they can make up.
I'm not that into tits that she gets away with this stuff with me.
*spit*
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Shrillary at November 01, 2018 04:07 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (ffWPP)
Not so lucky on the genes for brains
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:00 PM (UmojF)
She has a rat face.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM (F/KeJ)
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i have enjoyed the Sinema Show
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (eDaUO)
Snark and nothing else = leftist shitbird.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"
Same. I was wary since she constatly talked about her atheism. If this is her thing, whatever, but it always seemed odd for a so-called conservative to constantly talk about. Kind of like cross fit or being a vegan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (OD2ni)
All week, getting off the exit ramp of I-80 into Paterson/Clifton area, I was gratified to see there was a phalanx of "FIRE MENENDEZ" and "HUGIN for Senate" signs--but they magically disappeared overnight and this morning there was an abundance of " Re-Elect Menendez" signs in the same spot.
My first thought was, why did it take them so long to get rid of the Hugin signs?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: K. Tur at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM
To be fair, 12 is 20% bigger than 10.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:01 PM
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They are doing the same thing here in Texas with the white Irishman.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (JUOKG)
Snark and nothing else = leftist shitbird.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"
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*ahem*
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IP at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (dM3St)
Hey, Katy's Dad is now her Mom, so give her some slack, she's royally fucked up and she doesn't know it.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (p7QX2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:02 PM (a0IVu)
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WORD
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (NF7WJ)
Were they together in a vat of baked beans nude? No?
Then I don't care.
Posted by: wth
That's more disturbing than Sen Menendez.
Posted by: Jersey Devil at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (PPc5s)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (ffWPP)
... with lots of nasty car accidents.
Rhode Islanders - worst drivers in America, along with some of the worst roads in America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ia5bc)
One of their favorite bleats: "Your Liberty To Swing Your Fist Ends Just Where My Nose Begins ..."
Except when the consequences dictate.
I always looked at them as the strange people on the outside always looking in.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ffWPP)
"As a lesbian, I blah blah", "as a Nader voter I think (more words)".
She may be a bit loony, but Camille Paglia is a hell of a writer.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (aPsQQ)
S.D. Cupps does have a legit rack, but she's aged out.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (ffWPP)
... with lots of nasty car accidents.
Rhode Islanders - worst drivers in America, along with some of the worst roads in America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ia5bc)
"I know, right?!"
- - Sheldon Whorehouse
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Hardwood at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
The proper term here is: 'Belfast burrito'.
Posted by: AoS Style guide at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM
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Fun fact: In Rhode Island 16 year old girls can perform in strip clubs if they have their parents permission.
We actually knew a couple who let their 16 year old daughter strip and were proud of the money she made.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (OD2ni)
People who constantly feel the need to talk about being an Atheist or a Vegan makes me think that they have doubts about their choices.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (NFEMn)
Yeah, all those little shit-for-states.
The county I was born in is bigger than most of them.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (88+cf)
Yep. A good base hit in one of those states lands in another one of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (YqDXo)
Well, this is disheartening. It seems Oprah has worked her magic for
Stacey Abrams. Picture of early voters lined up outside an Atlanta
polling place:
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Boooo. You got me.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (n/Wmz)
C - California
O - Oregon
W - Washington
That's how I remember the order.
Posted by: WOPR at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (J70i0)
All week, getting off the exit ramp of I-80 into
Paterson/Clifton area, I was gratified to see there was a phalanx of
"FIRE MENENDEZ" and "HUGIN for Senate" signs--but they magically
disappeared overnight and this morning there was an abundance of "
Re-Elect Menendez" signs in the same spot.
My first thought was, why did it take them so long to get rid of the Hugin signs?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:08 PM (NFEMn)
Is it really stealing signs if the owner of the signs stole the signs that were there is the first place... something to contemplate as you remove "Re-Elect Mendendez" signs from the exit ramp of I-80 :-P.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Katy Turd at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Octopussy at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (wEWD0)
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doesn't care if you return the books
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (NF7WJ)
Libertarian - the guy you vote for to prevent a Republican from winning a relatively easy election.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (/9p9e)
Were they together in a vat of baked beans nude? No?
Then I don't care.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
Would you settle for jello?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM (72PAC)
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there are 2 Louisiana's now?
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
When I was in Massachusetts, I had to tell the people I was from Seattle, because their brains couldn't parse the words, "Washington State."
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (9qZ3S)
" Large breasts a pundit does not make"...
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (ffWPP)
But it makes their punditry easier to watch.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (q1VoB)
There aren't many religions more evangelical than atheism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ia5bc)
Wait - worse drivers than Bostonians? Unpossible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Hehehe...Stumping for that fatso in Atlanta is like preaching to the choir, isn't it?
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Katy Tur and S.E. Cupp.
Were they together in a vat of baked beans nude? No?
Then I don't care.
Posted by: wth
Would you feel differently if I told you they were baked beans with molasses and bacon?
Posted by: pep at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (koNhm)
And she got stuck that way.
Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 03:59 PM (aKsyK)
In one of John Ringo's series it does.
Posted by: WOPR at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (T4oHT)
Add those to "run marathons" and "Harvard graduate".
They will let you know within five minutes of a new conversation about anything.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (ffWPP)
If he does, we better get on our knees and pray.....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NFEMn)
Less K. Tur.
More K-Tel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)
Now with more hits like "Your Rack Is Decidedly Subpar" and "Your Dad Is A Tranny"! Only 19.95!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (RD7QR)
Not bad, but the voice isn't quite annoying enough.
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 01, 2018 04:05 PM (3MG/9)
I'd rather he fire back at Shitstain Shapiro, but I guess you take what you can get.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
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there are 2 Louisiana's now?
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
Old and busted - Billy Has Two Dads.
New hotness - America Has Two Louisianas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (/9p9e)
If they locked up in a 69 we would lose 2/3 of the air traffic on the Eastern Seaboard to the ensuing Black Hole.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (bNBW5)
Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (ia5bc)
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I remember that the outline of Vermont is shaped like a V.
That clears up the confusion between VT and NH.
All you need then is a good magnifying glass to find RI.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (PPc5s)
Stacey Abrams. Picture of early voters lined up outside an Atlanta
polling place:
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
I seriously doubt Oprah will be the deciding factor... remember most of the early voting has happened outside the Atlanta area.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (T4oHT)
Yup. Or even the cops.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (NFEMn)
like the new yorker poster that hung in my guidance counselor's office.
the 'view of the world from 9th avenue' one.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (isRia)
Libertarian - free sex.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (Lm4bP)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Saggin' Sormy Daniels at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2018 04:11 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: NE Libertarians at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
I get evangelism, its for the proselyte's benefit. I'm not sure what the upside to atheism is.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (lD3vL)
New Mexico, FTW.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (bNBW5)
It means that spiritually you're still living in a dormitory, and have the corresponding level of intellectual development.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
Libertarian - free sex.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (Lm4bP)
In THIS day and age???!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (/9p9e)
UnAmerican shit didn't even know his own state of Illinois shares a border with Kentucky.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (4VAdr)
More K-Tel.
Absolutely zero K-Pax.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)
I like the Bar Kays, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
Trump got in the habit of calling on her and playing her. Like how you'd fuck around with the slow kid in school. Had he been asked, Trump would have given her a solid 7, mostly for rackage
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Hehehe...Stumping for that fatso in Atlanta is like preaching to the choir, isn't it?
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (a0IVu)
Yep. The shortcut I took to my dentist this afternoon went through a section of the hood (here in Savannah). Stacey Abrams yard signs were literally everywhere. Plantation dwellers. What ya gonna do?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FrodoB at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (EO6ql)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Saggin' Sormy Daniels at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (vtcmf)
Dark horse candidates for "Parents of the Year."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (WMKJZ)
Slaker. I learned that stuff in 3rd grade.
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (3EkGO)
Posted by: dr.foo at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (xFS4f)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
Because we got the name first.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (F/KeJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yafghbyl
SFW of course
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)
I don't believe you.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (1g7ch)
That's the mentality of "city folks".
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (VqvjG)
UnAmerican shit didn't even know his own state of Illinois shares a border with Kentucky.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:14 PM (4VAdr)
The guy who designed Kominsky Field lived there...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (tKPcE)
Posted by: JoeF."
Older SNL used to have that hilarious skit with Tim Meadows as Starr Jones starting every sentence with "I am a lawyer." They could do the same with D Cupp starting every sentence with "As an atheist"
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (OD2ni)
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
Noooooooooooooooo!
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (lD3vL)
It's all about pretending intellectual superiority and disparaging the beliefs of others.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Derptastic at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (DB16e)
Katy Tur and S.E. Cupp.
Were they together in a vat of baked beans nude? No?
Then I don't care.
Two girls, one Cupp?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (PPc5s)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cross in the Sand at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (STybt)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: FrodoB at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (EO6ql)
I remember that she got grief when her father transitioned to 'mom'. Seems she wasn'r showing sufficient enthusiasm to the Peoples Committee.
Has anyone asked her if she would double date or go clubbing with Dad/Mom/Mad?
Posted by: AoS Style guide at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Derptastic at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (DB16e)
"Nom, nom, nom, nom, spit."
- - Hillary
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
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I know some people mistake Hawaii for Kenya, easy mistake to make
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (TTAO/)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (tKPcE)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (GOEyZ)
Posted by: East Dakota at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (F/KeJ)
Well, Emperor I Won is speaking at Morehouse this weekend. And Uncle Grab Ass Biden is coming to Atlanta. That should seal it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
what's the eff'n difference? hicks and their cattle! Who cares??
You can throw Wyoming and Idaho in with 'em too!
Wait.. Idaho.. potatoes.. never mind!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (so+oy)
When I went to college in Michigan and a lot of the college students in dorm didn't even know Oregon was a state. They thought California went all the way up the coast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)
MSNBC and CNN are conducting "ask the people" interviews in swing districts and every time they desperately try to get someone to say they voted Trump in '16 but they'll vote democrat now.
No one is saying that. In one interview with a suburban women's book club (where they never discussed politics) the women were surprised when half of them admitted to voting Trump. None said they've changed their opinion.
The polls are bullshit. We knew this in Michigan in '16 because of Macomb County, which is totally Trump country and still is. In mid Michigan, the yard signs for John James are 5 to 1.
Trump and true conservatives need to turn up the rhetoric to eleventy five, remove all the filters and let this be the election that buries the democrats for a few generations.
Posted by: Jwest at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
There's actually 3 if you count the delta bayou area.
Full of Coonasses and they're proud of it podner.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: pahound
That's 'The Virgin Kennedy'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (Lm4bP)
In THIS day and age???!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM
Ya, it's the ideal. The old geezers in the democrat party and the SJWs have turned into dried up old prudes. The more perfect generation, younger, smarter, better educated, just want to be free, man.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (Lm4bP)
That's acceptable.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (vtcmf)
Carol Wayne, rest in peace, was a brainiac by comparison. And a nice person.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Fun fact: In Rhode Island 16 year old girls can perform in strip clubs if they have their parents permission.
______________________________________
Finding that second parent is always the hard part.
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Cianci at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (1beh4)
I wasn't much on smoking pot, either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (LX21o)
Katy Tur's confusing Montana with North Dakota is understandable as it
runs in the family. Her dad confuses a penis for a vagina.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (c0GoX)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Katy Tur's confusing Montana with North Dakota is understandable as it
runs in the family. Her dad confuses a penis for a vagina.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (c0GoX)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
From the network that gave us "This is a banana, and this is an apple..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Cianci at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (1beh4)
Yeah, but the upside is that she and mom can carpool.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Surf West Virginia at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Dan Tana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
This is the type of Poling we need to focus on, people.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: Cross in the Sand at November 01, 2018 04:16 PM (STybt)
But does he scream "Oh My GOD" when she's about to come?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (F/KeJ)
Well, Emperor I Won is speaking at Morehouse this weekend. And Uncle Grab Ass Biden is coming to Atlanta. That should seal it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
Nah... voting apparently stresses out college students. I suspect their being in your grand homeplace will do more to motivate you and people like my brother than it will do to motivate Morehouse students.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (F/KeJ)
I wasn't allowed to have any, so neither can anybody else.
Stiffen up, put on that tie, and get in line, kids.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (UnA8+)
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i think KY borders more states than any other state
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Mr. Sparkle at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (T6Fbb)
But does he scream "Oh My GOD" when she's about to come?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (NFEMn)
They called her " Lassie"......
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (ffWPP)
Katy Tur and her dad had a very public blowup in which the dad called Katy out for not calling him on his birthday and not having spoken to him for a couple hundred days or something like that.
He said it proved Katy was transphobic.
Something tells me Katy and Mad would not be club buddies.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Dan Tana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Joe Montana fucked Dakota Fanning?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (eDaUO)
She's gonna have to give away a lot more that an 'I Voted' Sticker to motivate that base.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (bNBW5)
Why?
Mom's up next, and dad's outside, sleeping it off in a pickup...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Des Moines, Ohio (Just outside of Boise) at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: Desert Country Tenneesee at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (JHxwF)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (3EkGO)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Tennessee and Missouri tied with 8 each.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e)
*weeps*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tennessee at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (VqvjG)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (72PAC)
.........
have I ever lied to you?
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (HgMAr)
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i think KY borders more states than any other state
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM
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I thought that was Tennessee?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (1beh4)
Posted by: Farmer Stinky-Thumbs Arbuckle at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (L7Eun)
______________________________________
Finding that second parent is always the hard part.
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Cianci
That's sick. it's those little bastards you have to watch out for.
Posted by: Delaware at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF7WJ)
Kentucky is a hoor that way. Tennessee too.
Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (NLLmE)
Mostly "libertine." There are some for-real libertarians. I hope to meet one someday.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Dan Tana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
Joe Montana fucked Dakota Fanning?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF
Fanny Flagg fucked Mon Calamari?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)
______________________________________
Finding that second parent is always the hard part.
Not really, he hangs out at the club.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: GOP at November 01, 2018 04:12 PM (NF7WJ)
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Oh, poo.
West Virginia really should be called Northwest Virginia --- which is what it once was.
You notice that the western part of VA is still called "Southwest Virginia."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (Rxduq)
Yes 7 or 8. Now you're going to make me look it up.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (4VAdr)
*weeps*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
eeessh..could be worst...could be the kardashian show
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (a0IVu)
Wow, NBC is now out with a story admitting that the GOP is winning in early voting nationwide. But... but .... the polls!
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (PPc5s)
This is meant to be a call to Ds. Go vote
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF7WJ)
Kentucky is a hoor that way. Tennessee too.
Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (NLLmE)
Pronounced "Hoo-uh" in Brooklyn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)
Cuz I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (8EIKN)
I gotta say Katy has a bangin bod. SHe's nuts but that body is nice.
I hope she gets a sex tape out to save her career before it goes to hell.
SE Cupp has that corn-fed body like Marie Harf, sturdy.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (p7QX2)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF7WJ)
And yet the gene population . . . .
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (qxq6t)
TV talking heads are very very low-IQ. Except when I nominate them to fill key posts! Very stable!
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 04:13 PM (CIhCq)
It's baaaacccckkkk!
Our Soros paid troll.
Pro-tip: cash your check immediately. Don't wait for it to clear, get cash NOW!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (VqvjG)
You notice that the western part of VA is still called "Southwest Virginia."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (Rxduq)
Separated by a mountain range. Same as western PA .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Did you fart when the TSA butch touched your crotch?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (tKPcE)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Wait till you return. U. S. customs agents are so welcoming and friendly to U. S. citizens.
Seriously, have a safe and great trip!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Nobody in Media gives sloppier head than Jessica Tarlov.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (bNBW5)
As long as it's a school function parents permission isn't needed
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (T4oHT)
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rectangular
unless you're talking about the people therein
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM (UsCnO)
Please.
Soros doesn't have to pay dullards like that.
Why pay for something that they're jumping at the opportunity to do for free?
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (GEhPL)
Cuz I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois"
An image search of her in a tighter top should clear that up.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (OD2ni)
Wow, NBC is now out with a story admitting that the GOP is winning in early voting nationwide. But... but .... the polls!
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 01, 2018 04:15 PM (PPc5s)
This is meant to be a call to Ds. Go vote
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (q1VoB)
They still haven't figured out the polls are heavily skewed towards dense population centers
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (a0IVu)
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which finally got canceled, according to the tabloid cover I saw while in line at the grocery store today.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:18 PM (/qEW2)
Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday.
Posted by: Jwest at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (/roJx)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
You keep checking in with us even after you get to Uganda, k? We don't want you to go missing like Palp.
How long is the flight to Uganda?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (8EIKN)
SE Cupp has that corn-fed body like Marie Harf, sturdy.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (p7QX2)
Capitalizing on that nubile/ vacuous talking head package....
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (ffWPP)
I got checked in and through security at the airport. Now I'm breathing easy with a grossly overpriced beer.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Have two. It won't seem as bad after the third.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (q1VoB)
Vandalia.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (VqvjG)
This is porn for CIhCq. Don't forget that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (LX21o)
Hey, can I stop by to return the candy bars from last night?
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (U5tDi)
Really??? About time.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (a0IVu)
Well... Rhode Island is the Show Me State.
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (p7QX2) "
Not seeing it. If Katy was a stripper in Dubuque, she'd be lucky to be able to headline on Wednesday afternoon.
Harf I can get behind - nice central Ohio lot lizard look to her.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Al Crapton at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (T6Fbb)
Hey, can I stop by to return the candy bars from last night?
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (kiSdp)
Don't be naughty.
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Her Dad must be Soooo Jealous.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (bNBW5)
Mostly, he's just mad that he can't steal her bras.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: Katy Tur
South Daktari is a little warmer in winter.
But just a little.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
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No idea.
Posted by: I. M. bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:24 PM (OD2ni)
I did. Average at best. Without the bewbs, she wouldn't even get any time here.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:22 PM (WMKJZ)
Wait till you return. U. S. customs agents are so welcoming and friendly to U. S. citizens.
Seriously, have a safe and great trip!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 201
So I shouldn't come back with any ivory? No Masai speers?
And no J. J. No crotch grabs yet.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz
She'd sooner rip your dick off with her teeth than make an intelligent point.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (tKPcE)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM (NF7WJ)
And yet the gene population . . . .
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:23 PM
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Proof positive that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky....if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the "teethbrush".
Authorities in Kentucky are having serious issues solving murders in the State. There are no dental records and all of the DNA is the same......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
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No idea.
Posted by: I. M. bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (U5tDi)
Who did the comedy routine on actresses who used their middle names?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
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i think KY borders more states than any other state
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:20 PM
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I thought that was Tennessee?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2018 04:21 PM (JUOKG)
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what's the difference? hillbillies is hillbillies
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (6qErC)
Still less confusing than women with grizzled prospector names.
Looking at you Jedediah Bila.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
I thought Pennsultucky was Pennsylvania's bitch?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
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No idea.
Posted by: I. M. bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (U5tDi)
Who did the comedy routine on actresses who used their middle names?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (/9p9e)
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No idea.
Posted by: I. Emma bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Al Crapton"
Don't think so. He threatened to beat up Little Ben Shapiro which would have been funny since he/she is about a foot taller. Would have been Jim Everett/Jim Rome all over again.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
Chrysler New Yorker...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (/9p9e)
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Katy Tur has some great tits.
Her Dad must be Soooo Jealous.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM
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Yeah, but you should see Dad's clit!
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I hadn't noticed.
Posted by: I.P Freely at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (NeSSd)
Looking at you Jedediah Bila.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (9qZ3S)
One of the HR ladies working in my building is named "Stanley". (And no, not Barry's whore mother.)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Biergood at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (uGKH7)
Still less confusing than women with grizzled prospector names.
Looking at you Jedediah Bila.
Posted by: bonhomme
Yeah. WTF is up with that? Daddy want a boy?
Every Jed I know is a guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (ECUyd)
And no J. J. No crotch grabs yet.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (WMKJZ)
Don't bring back any vacuum sealed biltong (which is delicious). 2 1/2 years ago it was fine to bring it home. Now? Not so much. They took $80 worth from my husband.
Poor guy ahead of us in the Line of Extreme Questioning, had forgotten he had an apple from his hotel in his backpack. They were displeased.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, but you should see Dad's clit!
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (pMGkg)
Second hand from a market somewhere outside Kabul...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
My guess is that they think it makes them seem more professional, since you don't know if they're a man or a woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Montauk is pricey; Daytona is trashy.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (WMKJZ)
They'll never vote to defund Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (WMKJZ)
It only applies to white men.
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (8EIKN)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
Chrysler New Yorker...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Subaru Outback...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (UmojF)
One. Russia.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel
............
Their steak franks are pretty damn good too! They split them and grill them.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Sam Neill at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (r39Er)
My guess is that they think it makes them seem more professional, since you don't know if they're a man or a woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (wCmLp)
Welll in that respect, they are succeeding..
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (LX21o)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
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In his Bathtub ?
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (tKPcE)
One bigley one (Alaska), then lots o'little bitty ones (when compared to Alaska and Texas)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (jUVms)
But they sure as heck don't dress to blur the distinction.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (lD3vL)
I guess that's true but they are hard to ignore....
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Vandalia.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:25 PM (6qErC)
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Carbonia.
Kanawhohio.
Porconia.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (Rxduq)
You know, you could have posted all day yesterday as "boo-bell". It would've been spooky.
Hindsight, I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (ECUyd)
And is a poor mountaineer....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
I guess that means they're free to date and marry white men now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's an old literary tradition that publishers used to promote female authors without having to acknowledge that they were chicks.
Or I just made that up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM (aPsQQ)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (ffWPP)
Hindsight, I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM (mS+Df)
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Wow, you're right! Never even occurred to me. Well, bookmarked for next year.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: We Are the Asteroid! at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (zofa0)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)
Payback for Kim (and Kanye) being nice to Trump?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: red speck at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: St. bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms) "
Nah, he got rid of his nutcase.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Why, no. Of course not. /s
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)
Is Katy Tur's dad the nutcase?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Nope. No nuts
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: pahound
Live by the bumper tap, die by the bumper tap.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (ECUyd)
lots of SF authors do that. CS Friedman. JV Jones.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (eDaUO)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Yes.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms) "
Nah, he got rid of his nutcase.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (oZ6kz)
LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (oZ6kz)
::snerk::
Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Now, now. Let's not get all transphobic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
It's like a scene from The Birds outside my place right now.
All the Red Wing Blackbirds are on the move.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (bNBW5)
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (U5tDi)
One bigley one (Alaska), then lots o'little bitty ones (when compared to Alaska and Texas)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC)
Let's see- Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, New York and Vermont.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (9qZ3S)
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Yeah, I have no problem with looking at Miss Bila.
Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:27 PM (eDaUO)
..........
Ouch. That made my hippocampus hurt.
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (ECUyd)
Joey Logano would do well to remember that.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
Chrysler New Yorker...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Subaru Outback...
Chevy Colorado,
Ferarri California
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (U5tDi)
Must give a shout-out to the Horde!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (tKPcE)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (T4oHT)
Oh wait, we have been there for many many years now.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett's penis at November 01, 2018 04:35 PM (bNBW5)
355 How many states border Canada?"
One bigley one (Alaska), then lots o'little bitty ones (when compared to Alaska and Texas)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC)
Let's see- Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, New York and Vermont.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (WMKJZ)
New Hampshire and Maine
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
I've been there. Not much to see.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hepcat at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Now, now. Let's not get all transphobic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (ptqGC)
Dude is a nutcase though.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (F/KeJ)
Left out the main one...
/
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
Wow. That is brilliant.
Posted by: Keith at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (c0GoX)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (UmojF)
https://tinyurl.com/betterboobehs
She's a dolt, but those are still quality God-less udders.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Maine?
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)
What? I wasn't really staring last night. Not too much...
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (ffWPP)
Let's play "Match the phrase with the person!"
Persons
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A. S.E. Cupp
B. Bob Dole
C. John Kasich
Phrases
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1. "My dad was a mailman!
2. "I'm an atheist libertarian!"
3. "Bob Dole!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (WMKJZ)
Weird. New York almost borders Alaska. Only Canada stands between them.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 04:30 PM (wCmLp)
Tell me about it.
Paula Zahn
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Blake "
Nope. She generously posts her workout pictures in very skimpy outfits.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (WMKJZ)
Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (UnA8+)
That and complete pseudonyms.
There are ppl who won't read certain topics by women.
And in certain cases there's a point to it due to bias by the writer.
Usually not though.
Crappy writers come from both genders.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: I. Emma bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (U5tDi)
I don't mind the two initials quite as much as the first initial, middle name ("D. Ian Galt"). I actually vote against these idiots for director whenever I get a proxy statement from a stock I own.
My serious guess about the initials is that they use them to hide their gender when they publish their stories. Or, they have weird names.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (8iiMU)
Hoping for a lock game so my Final Jeopardy answer can be "WHO WAS PHONE?"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (eDaUO)
Idiots.
Posted by: Rembrandt at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: pahound
I was watching Nascar with a friend a year or two ago (forget when it happened exactly) but Dale Earnhart Jr. had made some sort of statement about Trump's wall was stupid or bad.
I bitched about it and he said, "Hey man, he hates walls. A wall killed his daddy."
Posted by: Biergood at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (Izzlo)
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Nope, Missouri.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:36 PM (ty7RM)
Each border 7 or 8. Tied.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: H.M. Saucer at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (uloIh)
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Every Jed I know is a guy.
Posted by: rickb223
And is a poor mountaineer....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM
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I don't know why they needed to rub his lack of mountain climbing experience in his face at the beginning of every show. He had other good qualities.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (pMGkg)
Where did the family name 'Tur' originate?
Origin of Tur, Meaning of Tur. Origin: The Satterwhite name is derived from Satterthwaite and other similar names. The origins of the name as listed in the Dictionary of Names comes from England and means"near the Glen". The family migrated to England around 900 AD from Denmark.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:38 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2018 04:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: kraken at November 01, 2018 04:38 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:38 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (yngkN)
Where did the family name 'Tur' originate?
Origin of Tur, Meaning of Tur. Origin: The Satterwhite name is derived from Satterthwaite and other similar names. The origins of the name as listed in the Dictionary of Names comes from England and means"near the Glen". The family migrated to England around 900 AD from Denmark.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:38 PM (Lm4bP)
Funny. I know an Israeli guy whose last name is Bar-Tur.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (/9p9e)
Always liked the trick question of if you continued travel due South from Detroit what foreign country would you first hit?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (4VAdr)
I don't know, but they dropped the "d" on the end of the name when they immigrated here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
"What happens if a new recruit arrives at Marines boot camp and immediately yells "heil Hitler!!" in front of everyone?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (vtNDy)
Hoping for a lock game so my Final Jeopardy answer can be "WHO WAS PHONE?"
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
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Okay, good. And forgive my ignorance, but you won't be on the air right away, correct? There's some lag time?
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
Do they still come with rich Corinthian leather?
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (4VAdr) "
It's a trick question because the answer is Detroit.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: SE Cupp at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (T4oHT)
How many US states have at least some part of them north of the Canadian border?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (yngkN)
None. The border is the border.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (4VAdr)
Ohio. Windsor is honorary US territory.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (mS+Df)
Which is why they perch on stools in heels, skirts and coyly ensheathed sweater puppies, on camera.
Posted by: I.P Freely at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (NeSSd)
It's like a scene from The Birds outside my place right now.
All the Red Wing Blackbirds are on the move.
Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (bNBW5)
They heard the bit about nutcases.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Do they still come with rich Corinthian leather?
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
That was the Cordoba.The New Yorker came with the "what the fuck are you looking at" dashboard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (U5tDi) "
Yup - I've been told something like 6 to 8 weeks, but they get you your air date pretty quickly after you tape.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: pahound at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (tKPcE)
Ends in "stan"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (n/Wmz)
Absolutely. But even with that, and the age difference, she's still hotter than Tur-ette.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (59GGI)
And is a poor mountaineer....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:32 PM
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I don't know why they needed to rub his lack of mountain climbing experience in his face at the beginning of every show. He had other good qualities.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 04:37 PM (pMGkg)
You got it wrong. He was poor, but he got a football scholarship to West Virginia....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
Washington, Idaho, Montana, N.Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (yngkN)
None. The border is the border.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (q1VoB)
And ...?
Posted by: Alaska at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Izzlo)
I don't know, but they dropped the "d" on the end of the name when they immigrated here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
The Dad/Mom/Mad dropped the "d" in a big way.
Posted by: I.P Freely at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (NeSSd)
Question at Quora:
"What happens if a new recruit arrives at Marines boot camp and immediately yells "heil Hitler!!" in front of everyone?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (miE9U)
Great googilly moogilly, what the hell is quora?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Canaduh.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (OD2ni)
Katy might actually know that, depending on what Keith drove.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Izzlo)
I didn't know he was Libertarian.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Izzlo)
Give us some juicy sound bites..
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Is Katy Tur's dad the nutcase?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM
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No. No. Katy Tur's dad HAS a nutcase... on his mantel. Sort of a keepsake/conversation piece.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)
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So probably mid to late January, then? Be sure to let us know! If you want to, I mean.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (U5tDi)
Question at Quora:
"What happens if a new recruit arrives at Marines boot camp and immediately yells "heil Hitler!!" in front of everyone?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (miE9U)
Great googilly moogilly, what the hell is quora?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Hn6S7)
I think it's some kind of Australian mammal
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (Izzlo)
Is Katy Tur's dad the nutcase?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:33 PM (jUVms) "
As soon as I change out of this sexy, sexy bikini I'm going to kick your a**
Posted by: Katy Tur's Dad at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (TAmPV)
Not bad. He avoided doing any Trump jokes as far as I could tell. Maybe because he had, as one of his special guests, Mike Love (dressed as Radar O'Reilly), who's a Trump supporter.
Also, I loved that his sidekick (forget his name) was dressed as... Daisy Duke. Complete with tights. Yow!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (miE9U)
Washington, Idaho, Montana, N.Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (vtNDy)
Alaska.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 01, 2018 03:56 PM (n/Wmz)
She went from raven black hair to blonde? At age 39? Feh.
Posted by: I.P Freely at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (TUU1F)
Fine, fine. How many US states have at least some part of them north of the most southern part of Canada?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (yngkN)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (vtNDy)
Question at Quora:
"What happens if a new recruit arrives at Marines boot camp and immediately yells "heil Hitler!!" in front of everyone?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:39 PM (miE9U)
Great googilly moogilly, what the hell is quora?
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 04:41 PM (Hn6S7)
I think it's some kind of Australian mammal
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:42 PM (Izzlo)
Rivers of Fire and Blood
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 04:43 PM (5aX2M)
Lot of good thoughtful conservatives and Trump supporters there. Check it out sometime.
Some questions are stoopid, some good, some nonsensical.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ALH at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (dczB+)
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (Lm4bP)
A whole bunch...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (GOEyZ)
Posted by: hogmartin
They used to make great Ford engines.
'78 3/4 Ton Ford with a 351W/Modified 400.
351 factory bored out to 400. Only thing it wouldn't pass was a gas station.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: S.E. Cuppp at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (vtcmf)
How did you qualify? Did you take the online tests?
I'm a big Jeopardy fan, for 30 years or so.. but I just don't do very well on those online tests..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Marcus T
In a way, she's quite right.
Posted by: Jersey Devil at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (/tuJf)
We coulda had Vancouver.
Posted by: Junior van Ripple at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (Lm4bP)
Instead, the dirty hippies got Vancouver.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (MxEKc)
I count 8. What do I win?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Marcus T
.................
It isn't?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: DJ 3way at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: LOR, The Two Towels at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (dzVmQ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (W+vEI)
Unless you count all of the NE states, which brings the total to 57.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (dNzKv)
Why is my ex-wife such a bitch?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (GOEyZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Fun fact about Canadia, America's Hat: 90% of their population lives with in 50 miles of the US border.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (ty7RM)
THEY ARE PREPARING TO INVADE!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 01, 2018 04:34 PM (WMKJZ)
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NH and Maine too.
Oh, and Alaska.
So, yeah, 12.
But wait. In what sense can we say that Ohio borders Canada when there is a great big lake separating them?
Wouldn't we then have to say IL and IN also border Canada?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: ALH at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (dczB+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (a0IVu)
Lot of good thoughtful conservatives and Trump supporters there. Check it out sometime.
Some questions are stoopid, some good, some nonsensical.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (miE9U)
So basically any thread here after 100 comments
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (c+2jX)
More than 8 - IIRC, southernmost point of Canukistan is just a few miles offshore of Sandusky, OH, so ...
lots o'states w/area "north" of that point.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Common Sense at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (gCi0W)
Go there and try it.
You can also ask questions anonymously.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (ty7RM)
Canada knows where the economic engine is. That's why Canada is a rich, advanced first-world country and Mexico is a third-world shithole.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (ia5bc)
Posted by: H.M. Saucer at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (ECUyd)
No no no. She's an empowered, stunning, brave, independent woman that don't need no man.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:28 PM (OD2ni)
THAT was funny.
Posted by: Al Crapton at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (T6Fbb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (yngkN)
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (miE9U)
Unless one of the northern states have some island or some tiny bulge northerly.
If use Southern Ontario as the point to measure from then a ton of them are north of that point cause it goes to Detroit Michigan and that's almost to the border with Indiana and Ohio.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
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Chicks like her are the reason ring gags were invented.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (so+oy)"
That's like when I tell people from out of state that I am from Upstate New York. Just to make it patently clear I am not a NYC lib.
But when you are talking to someone from upstate New York, like Syracuse, you have to tell them which region.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (GOEyZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (miE9U)
So basically any thread here after 100 comments
Posted by: josephistan at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (Izzlo)
Hey, now !!
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (Rxduq)
Is it bad that I've been here so long even this looks risky?
Posted by: IP at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (MxEKc)
It's just nice to have a choice is all.
There's more to life than gray boxes, isn't there?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (miE9U)
their children in tens and the press corps is still bitching. You just
can't make these people happy.
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (MxEKc)
Arrest the adults for child trafficking in addition to jumping the border.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Katy Turd at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Docweasel at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (UmdVS)
Mouse/josephistan: Quora, new social site. You can ask questions about any topic and get answers.
Lot of good thoughtful conservatives and Trump supporters there. Check it out sometime.
Some questions are stoopid, some good, some nonsensical.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:44 PM (miE9U)
Okay, thanks, I will check that out. Just that question, what kind of Australian mammal would ask such an idiotic question? Do they want a serious answer, here it is. Within 72 hours, your ass would be bald, holding a DD-214 with an administrative discharge with an re-enlistment code of 4 (meaning never again), and riding the mighty Greyhound bus back to the place where you entered to show all your friends and family what a tremendous fuck up you really are.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 04:49 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (GOEyZ)
They used to make great Ford engines.
'
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (
Windsor still does.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (kiSdp)
" I told my guys consider it a rifle."
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (NFEMn)
She brought her own kneepads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (39g3+)
---
The Shibumi Plan for Invading Canada:
Mass post card mailing via mail. Post cards read:
You have been annexed by the USA. Your province is now your state and your postal code is your zip code. Taxes are collected on April 15th. Please pay promptly.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (z1Dz9)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (Rxduq)
Erie is not one of the Great Lakes. It's just... adequate.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (mS+Df)
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I'll take places that aren't Puerto Rico, for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Woof Blitzer at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: klaftern at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I know there is at least one US Forest Service Campground in WA you can only access from the canuck side. Pisses me off. I believe there is one in MT as well.
Posted by: SE Cupp at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (r9UYA)
Yeah - the question is about the parallel - and Minnesota's "angle" that the surveyors fubar'd.
Fun fact - I knew a guy who once lived in Angle Inlet. He said there wasn't much there...
Oh, and there's an ongoing dispute (ok, used to be) over a pier/jetty @ Vancouver - supposedly the line is wrong, so the US gets and extra few hundred square feet or something...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: klaftern at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)
The FOX make artists are true wizards.
She always gave me the creeps.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (3HNOQ)
To have so few willing to see and listen to him these days has to be jolting for the political media darling. But then to have those few seeing him so diminished, so unable to even read from a teleprompter like he used to, has to be many times more discouraging.
Their God, it turns out he's human. And a crazy old a$$hole. Who knew?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (W+vEI)
Pft! That's when you have more than enough to make a majority.
Posted by: Katy Tur at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (nMj2X)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:46 PM (ECUyd)
No no no. She's an empowered, stunning, brave, independent woman that don't need no man.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
.............
she had a rubber stamp made out of his signature?
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (HgMAr)
https://tinyurl.com/ycb9oaz7
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (z1Dz9)
A lifetime of freebasing cocaine plus AIDS. He is one sick tranny fucker.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (La5SJ)
That's Western NY. Whole different state. I was a Hudson Valley resident for a period of time. We got the NYC spill over.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (4VAdr)
{{waves back}}
And yes, you are correct. Erie is one of the Merely Adequate Lakes.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (z1Dz9)
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, N. Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (vtNDy)
I know that when rating women, there's a 1-10 scale with Bo Derek at "10" and (for example) Rosie O'Donnell at the other end of the scale. So a "1" should mean "ugly as sin." But when people say
"She's a One," they seem to mean that the woman is physically attractive enough to have sex with, but is repellant in other ways, such as a bad personality. But that definition does not match the other definition of "One."
Li'l help?
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (c+2jX)
How did you qualify? Did you take the online tests?
I'm a big Jeopardy fan, for 30 years or so.. but I just don't do very well on those online tests..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 04:45 PM (so+oy) "
Online and then in-person audition. About the only way to get on the show nowadays.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
He stuttered constantly when he didn't practice and have a TeleprompTer, did they not notice that before?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (6qErC)
The border runs through Lake Erie so OH and PA get a share. I suppose they could go to war over fishing rights. Didn't a Cob write a book about that
IIRC correctly MI and OH went to war over who owned Toledo. OH now wants to give it back
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (OD2ni)
--
Then there are politicians that us a sexually weird name, like Jacky Rosen.
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM
----------------------------
Jacky is just a funny name. I sounds like your describing someone who is really prone to pulling it.
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: klaftern at November 01, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)
The FOX make artists are true wizards.
She always gave me the creeps.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (NFEMn)
Jen Psakis Ptits were amazing when she was lactating.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (/9p9e)
I believe that these days, your answer is what would happen at Marines bootcamp.
I also read from people there that the DIs would just make sure you have to go through Intro Basic so many times, and "quarterdeck" (??) you so much, you'd be begging for a dishonorable discharge after a few months. (Although I've also read, it's actually DIFFICULT to get a dishonorable discharge in the armed services today, you actually have to work for it.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 04:50 PM (mS+Df)
Erie was Great enough to flood my house this year.
Posted by: clutch at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: JAS at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (3HNOQ)
---
Another fun fact? The Windsor Ballet is not what you think it is.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (z1Dz9)
Binary is a method of counting that uses only 1 and 0, its how computers function (basically a switch: on and off). Its the only two numbers in the system.
So if you have a binary system of deciding women, its a 1 if you would and 0 if you would not "hit it"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)
" I told my guys consider it a rifle."
Posted by: JoeF
It moved.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (ECUyd)
Mass post card mailing via mail. Post cards read:
You have been annexed by the USA. Your province is now your state and your postal code is your zip code. Taxes are collected on April 15th. Please pay promptly.
Posted by: shibumi
------------
I hate to be tedious about re-posting this link, but it is appropriate. Our friends to the north already have a defense plan...it just needs to be dusted off:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybf5m4mc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:54 PM (4VAdr)
Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (UmojF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: George R.R. Martin at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (gCi0W)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 04:52 PM (c+2jX)
There are 10 kinds of people...those who understand the binary hotness scale and those who don't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp"
Grew up in the HV. Now is the season for ripping off idiots from NYC to go apple picking.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (OD2ni)
And to me, that actually makes more sense.
the 'Ten' common usage as a designation started out with the movie
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:57 PM (vtNDy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
ISWYDT.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (vtNDy)
https://tinyurl.com/ycb9oaz7
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 04:48 PM (z1Dz9)
Based and Barrypilled.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin, scanning the horizon for the Crimson Tide at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (ty7RM)
Binary is a method of counting that uses only 1 and 0, its how computers function (basically a switch: on and off). Its the only two numbers in the system.
So if you have a binary system of deciding women, its a 1 if you would and 0 if you would not "hit it"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
So when did society switch from the decimal Bo Derek System to the binary system? No one notified me.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 04:58 PM (c+2jX)
dunno where it originated, but i've encountered in my genealogical fishing expeditions that involve polish farmers so rural that the germans didn't bother renaming the place when they took over. i've seen it there in the mid-1700s.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: PhilDirt at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (v3rvc)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 01, 2018 04:55 PM (OD2ni)
Job Transferred from NYC to Poughkeepsie and lived in Rhinebeck / Red Hook. Loved everything except the length of winter being a Louisiana raised boy.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 04:59 PM (4VAdr)
Detroit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
Seems to me we should negotiate a swap with Canada to straighten the border.
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 05:00 PM (MxEKc)
Rodger Stone and Steve Bannan had email exchange on stolen emails by the Russians
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2018 05:01 PM (T4oHT)
Would not do =0
Would do =1
Posted by: Ripley at November 01, 2018 05:02 PM (MxEKc)
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Well...the ones and zeroes are just symbols. They might represent numbers of the Cardinal, Ordinal, or Nominal type. One really must specify.
Then, there is the issue of the number system in use. For instance, if an ordinal number, then there is still the matter of whether it is a 'one' in a range of eight (octal), or ten (decimal) and etc.
It's all very confusing. Of course, there is the succinct AoSHQ scale of 'I'd hit it' or a variety of vulgar 'Not a chance' phrases.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 05:03 PM (CDGwz)
Not an ounce of self awareness. It's beautiful.
I quit the GOP because they have no fight/gutless. Trump fights, vote for Trump and his proxies.
Posted by: nip at November 01, 2018 05:04 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: JAS
.........
Patty Ann has a twin sister.. just think about that for a minute..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 01, 2018 05:06 PM (so+oy)
https://tinyurl.com/ybg9rshf
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
The dems are very good at bussing in their voters.
Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 05:07 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (5aX2M)
Nope. Diffs come in a case. Or a housing.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (6qErC)
C. Diff. comes in colonies.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 05:08 PM (NWiLs)
I also read from people there that the DIs would just make sure you
have to go through Intro Basic so many times, and "quarterdeck" (??) you
so much, you'd be begging for a dishonorable discharge after a few
months. (Although I've also read, it's actually DIFFICULT to get a
dishonorable discharge in the armed services today, you actually have to
work for it.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 01, 2018 04:53 PM (miE9U)
Somebody like that would be separated from the rest of the recruits as quickly as possible sent to another barracks with all the others getting booted in the first week. It is absolutely amazing to watch how many quit or are removed in those first couple hours.
Dishonorable discharges take some real work to earn. You have to murder, rape, or commit some other offense (like desertion from your patrol base in Afghanistan to join the Taliban) that is so egregious that even the VA will disavow your time in uniform.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 01, 2018 05:15 PM (Hn6S7)
Montana, North Dakota.
*pause*
*buzzer sounds*
I'm sorry, we were looking for "What are states where you could count the number of viewers to MSNBC on your fingers?"
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 01, 2018 05:17 PM (idgcd)
Katy Tur got her job because she was Keith Olbermann's girlfriend
Posted by: CrimsonSun at November 01, 2018 07:38 PM (jgiVy)
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)