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Trump Says He'll Seek Birthright Citizenship Fix Through Legislation, So I'm Sure the Open Borders Cucks Who Pretended Their Objection Lay Only in the Executive Order Approach Will Support the Measure Now

They lied to us about their actual agenda all their fucking lives, but they demand you put them back in charge of your political destiny.

President Trump said Wednesday he’s still committed to ending birthright citizenship for babies born to immigrants living in the U.S. illegally, but would prefer to go through Congress rather than use an executive order.

..

"I'd rather do it through Congress because that’s permanent," the president told reporters at the White House.

Ahoy!



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:50 PM




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1 Wheee

Posted by: Apostate at November 01, 2018 12:50 PM (5LpMw)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at November 01, 2018 12:50 PM (9kfJR)

3 Read the content!

Posted by: Oedipus wonders if one of you guys knows how to do The Madison at November 01, 2018 12:50 PM (CXLVd)

4 damn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (9kfJR)

5 Foiled!

Posted by: Oedipus at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (CXLVd)

6 /1024

Posted by: Steeldoc at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (xZ+sd)

7 I just saw the new vid that DJT released about the invaders storming down the fences in mexico and that cop-killer. Strong.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (kD8Fh)

8 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (kBI9E)

9 Coming to a wall near you.

Posted by: Mehicans with a twelve foot ladder at November 01, 2018 12:51 PM (Pby3z)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (1XAal)

11 Numbah ten>

Posted by: hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (p6e8W)

12 Gaslight Media was REE-ing that it was a Willie Horton type video.


well duh

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (kD8Fh)

13

ABC has a new #1 Hit sitcom:

Single Parents


This is the New Normal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (LmrWy)

14 Yay! I'm 6 times the Indian Fauxcahontas is! Where's my Harvard gig??

Posted by: Steeldoc at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (xZ+sd)

15 Ace's words: Deluge or Drought.

Posted by: mindful webworker goes deep at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (6rsjj)

16 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (54Cql)

17 I agree 100% with whatever this poat may eventually be about and furthermore if you disagree, I will fight you. No lie.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (IqOTP)

18 Called the Corgi's.

Posted by: hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (p6e8W)

19 Well, he's honest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (AM1GF)

20 That's more content than we really deserve.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (xjiRE)

21 I'm sure you can trawl The Guardian and find something bizarre.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sad at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (XKZwp)

22 October surprises all out there ... next is the last minute completely fabricated lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

23 Catch-all headline for every news outlet, every day:

Everything is happening! OMG!

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (c+2jX)

24 Happy November!!

Posted by: Yo! at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (1XAal)

25 I just saw the new vid that DJT released about the invaders storming down the fences in mexico and that cop-killer. Strong.
Posted by: kallisto

Dawn Limone is working with CNN producers on a White Guys R Terrists video.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (Pby3z)

26 13

ABC has a new #1 Hit sitcom:

Single Parents


This is the New Normal.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2018 12:52 PM (LmrWy)

And within 20 episodes from now, somehow every major character in it will have gone tranny.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (UnA8+)

27 TL : DR

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (I16G8)

28 cuz you were bred for humanity...
and sold to society..
one day you'll wake up, in the present day
a million generations removed from expectations
of being who you really want to be

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)

29 ABC has a new #1 Hit sitcom:

Single Parents


This is the New Normal.

They used to have 2 hits... last Man Standing and Roseanne... They got rid of those

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (O2RFr)

30 And here I just finished jumping over Chesterton's Fence.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (0tfLf)

31 G'mornin' Ace !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (kVeVo)

32 Machines for sale...

Posted by: Machines for Sale at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (flINI)

33 That will make us all look like assholes.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (54Cql)

-----


........ANNNNND???????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (8XRCm)

34 How about Jon Stewart telling Christiane Amanpour that DJT is using Gaslight Media's own narcissism to win the war against them:

https://tinyurl.com/yc97ad8w

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (kD8Fh)

35 Brazil is the new Nazi Germany! /s

Posted by: William Eaton at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (MuTTO)

36 Everything is happening! OMG!
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (c+2jX)

*smashes bottle on edge of bar just in case*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (IqOTP)

37 If I was a Republican strategist, I'd be running ads showing all the Americans who died at the hands of illegal aliens.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (hSQF+)

38 22 October surprises all out there ... next is the last minute completely fabricated lies.
Posted by: illiniwek


The October Surprise has been supplanted by

The November Shock.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (c+2jX)

39 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

40 Oh, come on, boss, that last thread was just about broken in nice and comfy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (kqsXK)

41 16 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes."

aw, we do that every day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Jacob Wohl shitshow/self own is a great story!

Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (CIhCq)

43
There's this guy who posts all kinds of links every weekday morning. I think you should subscribe to his newsletter.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (/9p9e)

44 "Sex-Pest Executive" Andy Rubin got not only $90M in monthly chunks but a $14M "loan" for a Japanese beach estate, presumably to pleasure himself with various JAV girl performers.

Google employees walking out per Daily Mail.

Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (euNmQ)

45 Amanpour was all: "But we're the troof investigators and fact chekkas 'n sheet"

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (kD8Fh)

46 27 TL : DR
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Threadlessness Winner!

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (c+2jX)

47 Open Thread While I Look for a Story To Edit Into This Slot


You can always do the Don Lemon doubling down and CNN's refusal to comment.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (ECUyd)

48 Willie Horton ad was correct. Dukakis let people off on weekend furloughs and that's when the guy killed two people.


Are we supposed to assume every illegal is smiling mentally stable person who just wants to make a new life in America? But no, we can tell the truth and so we're all raaaaaaacists

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (AllCR)

49 Read the content and still scored a Top 50!!!!

I RULE!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (jjaLl)

50 I see the Dems are bringing out the big guns... Oprah... Or should I say big buns

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

51
Willie Horton Gives a Hoo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (/9p9e)

52 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.

IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (p6e8W)

53 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.
Posted by: Insomniac

I hear that!

Posted by: Slick Willie at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (Pby3z)

54

EM DAGGERBOARD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (GEhPL)

55 16 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM



This seems appropriate KWBs...

Did you hear about the cow that quit giving?



Wait for it....



Udder failure.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

56 Land of the Misfit Threads.

Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (NLLmE)

57 OMG, Maxipad Waters might be in charge if the dems take over the house? Please say no. Why is Drudge scaring the crap out of us. One minute they're saying we might be ok, the next he's telling us it's all over. WTF!

Posted by: Jaimo at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (/Kt3K)

58 48-Meant we "can't tell the truth..."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (AllCR)

59 "Why Pantyhose Are Terrible"


Discuss.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (kD8Fh)

60
Ron DeSantis appearing on Limbaugh in about 10 minutes from now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (/9p9e)

61 I saw November Shock open for the Decembrists at Portland Stage in 2017.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (kqsXK)

62
Think Progress. It is the only way to salvation.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (Lm4bP)

63 I see the Dems are bringing out the big guns... Oprah... Or should I say big buns

She played the fronthole card!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (hSQF+)

64 Willowed:
---
If everything in your life were perfect, it would be incontrovertible proof that God despises Humanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 12:39 PM (BRvh1)
---
The secular prog metal band Haken has a new song that has provoked some of my meditation on God and us:
---
It's the beauty in the flaw
It's the grace of imperfection
---
We are imperfect. It was God's plan that we be.

I put forward the case that what the Problem of Evil ignores, is how it frames us as neutral observers--or at least passive recipients--of the problem of evil. But we're the load that has to be carried to permit Evil: We're Evil.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (vDqXW)

65 And within 20 episodes from now, somehow every major character in it will have gone tranny.
Posted by: Hikaru


I'll put $10 on the under at 11 episodes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (ECUyd)

66 50 I see the Dems are bringing out the big guns... Oprah... Or should I say big buns

You have my attention.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (84QUd)

67 57 OMG, Maxipad Waters might be in charge if the dems take over the house? Please say no. Why is Drudge scaring the crap out of us. One minute they're saying we might be ok, the next he's telling us it's all over. WTF!

It's all click bait

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (O2RFr)

68 What am I saying?! No one makes grammie do anything.

Posted by: platypus,


"Nobody puts Grammie in a corner"

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (kBI9E)

69 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.
Posted by: Insomniac

>>>>>>

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (flINI)

70 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)


**waves to Insomniac**

Mine's open 24 / 7, honey!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (kqsXK)

71 I see the Dems are bringing out the big guns... Oprah... Or should I say big buns
Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

Orca owns a bunch of Weight Watchers. She also recently came out with her own brand of food (macaroni and cheese, noodles, etc.) made with veggies to be "healthy". Problem was, they were still really high in points and WW members were plenty steamed. I laughed.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (MX7xj)

72 22
October surprises all out there ... next is the last minute completely fabricated lies.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (Cus5s)



Shaking the tree Boss!

Posted by: Dan Rather's Rain Slicker at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ymnmz)

73 I am obsessed with this musician in Italy who gives YouTube tutorials on how to re-create the harmonies of Beatles songs. Absolutely obsessed. He breaks down each part and then combines them into the whole. Fascinating. He has over a hundred videos. He also is a luthier and shows the instruments he has made.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7vace4


"This Boy"

Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (lwiT4)

74 Maybe after the election things will slow down a bit.

(Ha-ha, funny hyoo-mon !)


Seriously, I miss the Slow News Day Gorn.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (kVeVo)

75 Trump is very very gracious in private. Also very very intellectual and very very stable and very very eloquent and very very compassionate and very very humble and very very presidential.

This is a repeated refrain I have read over and over from people who have dealt with him privately. And you can see the results from his negotiations and deal making. He has a bombastic WWE public persona, and he's not like that in person.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (39g3+)

76 If everything in your life were perfect, it would be incontrovertible proof that God despises Humanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko



If the mountain were smooth, you couldn't climb it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ECUyd)

77 Maxipad was in Bloomberg. Is that click bait too? Ugh

Posted by: Jaimo at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (/Kt3K)

78 Did you hear about the cow that quit giving?



Wait for it....



Udder failure.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (0tfLf)


-------

What an adora-bull pun!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

79 Stacey Abrams un-plugged. If this doesn't chill your blood, nothing will:

https://tinyurl.com/ycjhde3d

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

80 Ace,
Tell us you are looking for a story about an un-biased major news outfit, and you can take the rest of the day off!

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ywuXT)

81 34 How about Jon Stewart telling Christiane Amanpour that DJT is using Gaslight Media's own narcissism to win the war against them:

https://tinyurl.com/yc97ad8w
Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (kD8Fh)



So he's telling them exactly how they're being used? Will they change?


Not on your fucking life.

Posted by: eleven at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (NLLmE)

82 Willowed comment:

How the Hell can you cook anything in a vacuum? It blocks heat transfer, which why there are Thermos bottles.

Thermos bottles have a small space between the inner and outer walls. The vacuum between the walls prevents heat transfer by convection.

When you put a steak in a vacuum sealed bag, you're removing any air from the bag that would, if present, provide insulation from the heat in the water. With no air insulation in the bag, there is a direct path from the water to the bag to the meat for heat convection transfer.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (9qZ3S)

83
Open Thread While I Look for a Story To Edit Into This Slot



Might I suggest four NFL players get arrested in London last weekend after a drunken brawl over an unpaid bar bill of 65,000 dollars.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (TAmPV)

84 I am ready when you are, boss!

Posted by: the slow news day Gorn at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (eDaUO)

85 I'm wondering what they are going to call the next Republican president. Someday, they'll say that Trump was reasonable and wouldn't agree with some future version of the party. This new guy has to be worse than Satan, injecting the ebola virus into zombie Hitler.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (54Cql)

86 by: Jane D'oh

JANE !

You escaped !

Didja see Palpy there ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (kBI9E)

87
That will make us all look like assholes.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs


So, just like every thread.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Posted by: mindful webworker has one - an opinion I mean - at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (6rsjj)

88 Starting to get Black Friday emails already

Posted by: jsg at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (vJL2q)

89 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (54Cql)

and that would be different how, exactly...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (8D42x)

90 That video of Trump and Melania at the hospital in Pittsburgh . . . damn, but that was encouraging.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (Fz8ov)

91 And here I just finished jumping over Chesterton's Fence.
Posted by: Diogenes


Did you see the punk that scrawled this graffiti all over it? Now I gotta repaint the damn thing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (AM1GF)

92 So, yesterday I was in a store check out and the woman in front of me looked very hippy like...then I thought maybe it was Halloween related, so asked her.

She said yes, but she was getting that a lot. Was it a costume or not.

Then she told me her class was disappointed bcz she told them the day before she was coming as a Hippie. They thought she meant a Hippo. They had no idea what a Hippie was.

As you can imagine, I was laughing. The poor young woman was not looking forward to the rest of the day. She was so sweet and cute.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (8EIKN)

93 I'm listening to Jim Rome and there was an ad for a yeast infection medication. Way to target the audience, advertisers.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (MX7xj)

94 The NPC video game crossdresser is a great candidate.

THE TYRANNY OF THE PLAYER!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (0NAbP)

95 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

96 If the mountain were smooth, you couldn't climb it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (ECUyd)

Yes, but sneaking up on me and chopping my achilles tendons with a bolt cutter, then smashing my fingers with a 5-pound hammer is dirty pool. The derision because I now can't climb even if I wanted to is adding insult to injury.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

97 Just was looking at a November Rain video, didn't know Axl Rose played the pianner.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (kD8Fh)

98 TL : DR

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM (I16G

this is what I get for reading the content, I'm after this beautiful comment...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (8D42x)

99 when I was in school in the UK, baseball caps were banned. like, hard banned. you could be suspended for that.

I didn't know why until I realised... oh right, baseball bats are a big seller over there... and gloves, not.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (eDaUO)

100 Amanpour is still looking up the meaning of gaslighting.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

101 Besides I don't see why any country should apologize for wanting to enforce their borders and not have birthright citizenship.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (AllCR)

102 How about how Google won't run any conservative candidates videos? Can you say Election meddling......

Posted by: Donald Trump at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (mbYl0)

103 37 If I was a Republican strategist, I'd be running ads showing all the Americans who died at the hands of illegal aliens.
_____________

I'd be running ads showing how illegal aliens suck up hundreds of billions of services financed by Americans' tax dollars every year. Maybe show some ER filled to the brim with illegal aliens lined up for their "free" treatment, or one of the SW hospitals that do nothing but deliver illegal aliens anchor babies for "free," juxtaposed against shots of U.S. military vets sleeping on the floor at VA centers, where they're not getting treated, or some American opening their health insurance bill and seeing yet another enormous hike in premiums.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (fqUgw)

104 Is this the polls thread? 'Cause I wanna read endless doomsday predictions. Yeah, that's what I want. :/

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (JoUsr)

105
by: Jane D'oh



JANE !



You escaped !



Didja see Palpy there ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (kBI9E)


Wut? Where?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

106

Alternate poat title:

Excuse Me While I Whip This Out
-Ace

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (LmrWy)

107
Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

----

Hold on. Ill weigh in shortly.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

108 "Why Pantyhose Are Terrible"


Discuss.
Posted by: kallisto


Should go in gardening thread.
Take clean pantyhose.
Drop onion down leg.
Tie off just above onion.
Continue until leg is full.
Do other leg.
Hang in cool place.
Keeps onions from touching and spoiling.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (ECUyd)

109 Jacob Wohl angry about being a corncob!! Hahahahaha ha can't breathe hahahahaha oh heheheeee

Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (CIhCq)

110 I suppose it's too late for the democrats to start not being crazy, like to improve their chances on Tuesday? Poor timing, sad really

Posted by: zeera at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (3Bzg7)

111 I was at Walmart this morning and they had bags and bags of Halloween candy by the front entrance marked 50% off and I didn't buy a single one and I want a medal.

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (U5tDi)

112 I saw an ad for The Connors that said it was "the number 1 new comedy"

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (BXMxN)

113 "This Boy"

Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM (lwiT4)


GRAMMIE


This is a great find! I am not a Beatles fan, however I do like Italians and luthiers. And I do happen to like "This Boy" and "And I love Her".

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (kD8Fh)

114 Did we ever figure out what happened to Palp?

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

115 @2 TheJames Madison

Thought you might be interested in the just restored 1910 version of Frankenstein. Library of Congress did a good job. It was made by the Edison Co. It's very short. About 15 minutes

http://www.thehistoryblog.com

Posted by: Tuna at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (Phln5)

116 @44 "Sex-Pest Executive" Andy Rubin got not only $90M in monthly chunks but a $14M "loan" for a Japanese beach estate, presumably to pleasure himself with various JAV girl performers.

Google employees walking out per Daily Mail.
------------------

Saw a piece someone wrote about this yesterday. As aggravating as Rubin's payout might be, Google has to treat him this way. Without the work that he did, Google wouldn't dominate like it does. In short, it's his fault that Google can do all of the stuff that it does today. And treating him like this allows Google to do things like insert "non-compete" clauses into his severance package.

In short, Google can't afford to upset him more than absolutely necessary.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (6E3n0)

117 What are the Dems going to have be the November surprise?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (AllCR)

118 Diogenes #30:
And here I just finished jumping over Chesterton's Fence.

Y'don't break the Overton Window
Y'don't jump over Chesterton's Fence
Y'don't test the Gods of the Copybook Headings
And y'don't mess around with Pence

(campaign theme, 2020) ♪

Posted by: mindful webworker plays politics - on the piano at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (6rsjj)

119 There is the time and no doubt perceived need for at least one or two more Democrat instigated crimes between now and election day.

What's the next thing they'll organize, execute, and try unsuccessfully to pin on Republicans?

So far it's been things intended to counter and equalizze the perception for the very real Democrat violence against conservatives and Democrats now open jew hatred.

What's left? Who are Democrats currently fucking over that requires a terroristic crime to shift perception of the offense to someone else?

Groups harmed by open borders, maybe. Blacks have been hard-hit by the flood of illegals over the years. Thousands of tech workers have been displaced by H1B holders from India and Bangladesh. Caravan arriving at the border on election day is currently blowing up in faces of the Democrats. A confluence of events?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (mRTc6)

120 I'm listening to Jim Rome

Yeah there's your first mistake

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

121 Is it just me or does it "feel" very 2016 election-ish.

Everything Trump feels powerful & good. Everything left feels desperate & weak.

The left is trying to defend a stupid and probably wrong interpretation of the 14th amendment on a technicality that many of it's defenders don't even like.

"Yes it's stupid to give Foreigner's spawn our citizenship but I've been told 'dats da law doe' so I'm with the Stupid Magic Dirt theory!"

The longer this lasts the better for Trump. It's emotionally draining and soul crushing to defend something you dislike and don't believe in. The left will scream, but the cuck-right will cave to the Golden One's will. Just like Kavanaugh. They don't have the spirit for it.

What a time to be alive!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (+8cKo)

122 If we have no respect for our viewers, then how can we have any respect for ourselves and what we do?
I know what you proles need. A good whipping.

Posted by: Christiane Amanpour's accent at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (HgMAr)

123 Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

I think he got married and is on his honeymoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)

124 Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM (ECUyd)

You know they actually do have practical applications around the house.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (kD8Fh)

125 personally I think Stacey Adams is toast. I do worry about Gillum.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (eDaUO)

126 Pretty sure Gore originally did the Willie Horton ad, during the primaries. A small factoid somehow universally forgotten.


I hope this is not a one-time election season thing. Not only a lot more public education/agitation on the topic, but some real action (something to confront/punish "sanctuary" jurisdictions), would be nice. Or, rather, critical. If anything effective is to be done.


Public mostly has the right instincts on this (as well as many other things), but lives in near-total ignorance of the problem, due to the lack of a press. Unless directly affected, few seem aware or concerned.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (QDnY+)

127 Starting to get Black Friday emails already
Posted by: jsg



Wal Mart has their Christmas section up already. Totally blew off Thanksgiving.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (ECUyd)

128 ... and WW members were plenty steamed.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 01, 2018 12:58 PM


Now there's a niche market I hadn't thought of ...

* scribbles furiously *

Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Coach to the Lifestylers at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (ctuyM)

129 >>How about how Google won't run any conservative candidates videos? Can you say Election meddling.


Did anyone see the 2-part Frontline show on facebook this week?


SCARY

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

130 If Latin America starts becoming more "right wing" will that mean:

A) The left will not want immigrants from there anymore?

or

B) The immigrants will not come to America anymore because of the American left's love of Venezuela?

Keeping Venezuela under Maduro is the best teachable moment I can think of for the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (MuTTO)

131 1 I was at Walmart this morning and they had bags and bags of Halloween candy by the front entrance marked 50% off and I didn't buy a single one and I want a medal.
Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (U5tDi)

*hands bluebell large medal*
*it's made out of chocolate*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (8EIKN)

132

Critics Agree, This Post Is The #1 Post Of The Year!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (LmrWy)

133 123 Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (a0IVu)

I think he got married and is on his honeymoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)

I am hoping that to be the case, too....

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (a0IVu)

134 Wut? Where?



Posted by: Jane D'oh


You and the Palpster disappeared at the same time.

The buzz was that you were in Africa.

Palp is still MIA.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (kBI9E)

135 >>Pretty sure Gore originally did the Willie Horton ad, during the primaries. A small factoid somehow universally forgotten.


Yup.

Just as it was Hillary in 2008 who started the "Obama is muslim" talk.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (W+vEI)

136 Well shit what about Hillary saying "they all look alike.."
I mean... WOW

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (NxIci)

137 I'm wondering what they are going to call the next Republican president.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (54Cql)
---
The answer is undoubtedly "Hitler". With variations from "worse than Hitler" or "slightly better than Hitler".

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (vDqXW)

138 Where is HA with all the latest early voting numbers??

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

139 We're all looking to fit into a slot of one sort or another.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

**waves to Insomniac**

Mine's open 24 / 7, honey!


Posted by: Sandra Fluke

Yooo Woooo I take walk in's

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (MWO2y)

140 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

----

Hold on. Ill weigh in shortly.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:02 PM

******

I am coming up a little short on a good suggestion.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (0tfLf)

141 Slow down guys, I'm still reading the content.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Yawlin Chains' Biden at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (dzVmQ)

142 You and the Palpster disappeared at the same time.



The buzz was that you were in Africa.



Palp is still MIA.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (kBI9E)


I was in Africa. There were two couples celebrating honeymoons at one of the safari lodges we stayed at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

143 90 That video of Trump and Melania at the hospital in Pittsburgh . . . damn, but that was encouraging.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:00 PM (Fz8ov


If anything, one should start noticing this: People who work for a living like Trump.

Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (Fs5vw)

144 You and the Palpster disappeared at the same time.

The buzz was that you were in Africa.

Palp is still MIA.
Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (kBI9E)

-----

Sooo..... D'oh killed Palp????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

145 If Latin America starts becoming more "right wing" will that mean:

A) The left will not want immigrants from there anymore?

or

B) The immigrants will not come to America anymore because of the American left's love of Venezuela?

Keeping Venezuela under Maduro is the best teachable moment I can think of for the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: William Eaton




If illegals voted Republican, you'd be able to see the wall from the International Space Station.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (ECUyd)

146 This is a great find! I am not a Beatles fan,
however I do like Italians and luthiers. And I do happen to like "This
Boy" and "And I love Her".



Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (kD8Fh)


He's very talented, isn't he. I love the way he explains things. Like how they used open vowels to get a distinctive sound. "Because" is beautifully done, with the rich harmonies. "Please Please Me" gives a lot of explanation of the tones they used. I could go on and on. Oh look - I just did.


Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (lwiT4)

147 Well shit what about Hillary saying "they all look alike.."
I mean... WOW

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (NxIci)

---

Her crowd immediately laughing. Loudly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (0NAbP)

148 F**K Drudge... 30-40 seats? BS... Yeah the Dhimmis may take the house but not by that much

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

149
Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)


I'm against dwarfs tossing midget bowlers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

150

We won't be losing the House. Only speculation is for how many seats OVER the majority are gained.
Different game, different player this time around. The prevailing wisdom isn't in play now.

Take that to the bank.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (S/hVx)

151 Off to visit Ilsa, She Wolf of dental hygienists everywhere. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

152 You and the Palpster disappeared at the same time.

The buzz was that you were in Africa.

Palp is still MIA.
Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (kBI9E)

-----

Sooo..... D'oh killed Palp????
Posted by: fixerupper



Thunderdome.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (ECUyd)

153 I think he got married and is on his honeymoon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)
-----------

Did he say that? Because last I knew was they were getting married in April. He told me that this past spring.

Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (U5tDi)

154 I was in Africa. There were two couples celebrating honeymoons at one of the safari lodges we stayed at.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

-----

**cues up Toto music***

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

155 Pretty sure Gore originally did the Willie Horton ad, during the primaries. A small factoid somehow universally forgotten.

Yeah, its like the Obama as Muslim birth certificate thing. I got a bunch of leftists mad by pointing out that the Clinton campaign was responsible for that. Even after I showed them irrefutable proof from multiple non-conservative original sources, they were all huffy about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)

156 I see the Dems are bringing out the big guns... Oprah... Or should I say big buns

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

===========================
Campaigning in GA with the same effect she and the Obamas had with landing a Chicago bid with the IOC.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (Pqytn)

157 if everyone is worse than Hitler then Hitler was the best of men ever to walk the earth.

people should consider that every time someone accuses someone else of being worse than The Austrian Painter.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (eDaUO)

158 Sooo..... D'oh killed Palp????

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)


*shifty eyes* Lions don't tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

159 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)
.........

Make them wrestle for it.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (HgMAr)

160 "Yes it's stupid to give Foreigner's spawn our citizenship ... "
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM


Why, when we've been Waiting for a Girl Like You, even if she is Cold As Ice?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (ctuyM)

161 Did you hear about the cow that quit giving?


Wait for it....


Udder failure.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 12:57 PM (0tfLf)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE MILK COMES OUT AND SINCE WHEN CAN COWS QUIT THERE JOBS

Posted by: BEN ROTHSLISBURGER at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (jjaLl)

162 >>>The answer is undoubtedly "Hitler". With variations from "worse than Hitler" or "slightly better than Hitler".
Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:06 PM (vDqXW)
_______
I'm off the hook - The DailyBeast already declared OrangeManBad to be worse than me.

Future presidents will be "Worse than Trump"

Posted by: Literally Hitler at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (+8cKo)

163 Drudge IS a douche. But maybe, just maybe he puts up that picture of Maxine with the gavel to tell us to get the fuck out there and VOTE!

Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

164 I'm wondering what they are going to call the next Republican president.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs



Potentate.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (ECUyd)

165 What are the Dems going to have be the November surprise?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (AllCR)


In a perfect world? Sign up for the Golgafrincham B Ark.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (9Om/r)

166 DeSantis is on Rush right now, probably going to whine about his opponent instead of filling the air waves with campaign ads attacking his opponent.


Sad.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (qxq6t)

167 Slouch. You could have at least posted a picture of boobs. Everyone loves boobs

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (GOEyZ)

168 163
Drudge IS a douche. But maybe, just maybe he puts up that picture of
Maxine with the gavel to tell us to get the fuck out there and VOTE!

Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (NFEMn)


Drudge is blowing a racist dog whistle!

Posted by: NPC SJW at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

169 151 Off to visit Ilsa, She Wolf of dental hygienists everywhere. Ugh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM
*****

You know you're in trouble when you see the drill is labeled Black and Decker.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (0tfLf)

170 129 >>How about how Google won't run any conservative candidates videos? Can you say Election meddling.


Did anyone see the 2-part Frontline show on facebook this week?

SCARY
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)
---------

Yeah it was scary.

Trump's Facebook expert had it right when he said nobody cared until Trump won.

The Russian hoax was laid a little bare when they explained how they reviewed "Billions of dollars" of ads and finally zeroed in on $100,000 of Russian ads.

Only $100,000. Yeah, $100k influenced the election. What a farce.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (G0vdT)

171 rickb223: If the mountain were smooth, you couldn't climb it.

* stares out window at Oklahoma prairie *

Posted by: mindful webworker reading Flatland at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (6rsjj)

172 Palp can't have gotten married.

The Horde was going to be the wedding and reception planner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (ctuyM)

173 Well this one pissed me off this AM

https://www.nwitimes.com/
business/local/nipsco-submits-
blueprint-for-shift-from-coal- t
o-renewables/article_86a9b000-
5bc0-5d7f-8883-b4d8022d916d.html

"IPSCO President Violet Sistovaris said the decision to retire the four coal-fired generators "

In our ongoing series of reporters not asking the right question nowhere in the article is Violet asked if she's a fraud or a fool.

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (FhXTo)

174
Willie Horton

Yeah, the (D)'s forgot all about that card while encouraging their sycophants to run amok.

A very effective card. One of the best.

57 (R)'s in the Senate. House stays (R). You herd it hear.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (URwyc)

175 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?



Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM


I have little interest in either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (p+Wdc)

176 Yes it's stupid to give Foreigner's spawn our citizenship ... "
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM

Why, when we've been Waiting for a Girl Like You, even if she is Cold As Ice?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (ctuyM)

But I Want to Know What Love is so It Feels Like the First Time cause I'm Hot Blooded.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (NFEMn)

177 130
Keeping Venezuela under Maduro is the best teachable moment I can think of for the Western Hemisphere.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 01, 2018 01:05 PM (MuTTO)


It hasn't taught American leftists anything.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (xjiRE)

178 Did anyone see the 2-part Frontline show on facebook this week?


SCARY

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

Yeah, I watched it. Those FB people seemed as clueless as me.

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (0+nbW)

179 I think he got married and is on his honeymoon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (AllCR)
-----------

Did he say that? Because last I knew was they were getting married in April. He told me that this past spring.
Posted by: bluebell



Maybe they had to get married early because wocka wocka?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (ECUyd)

180 Starting to get Black Friday emails already
Posted by: jsg




Just the idea exhausts me. Realizing it is November 1st makes me tired. The next 4 months seems like running a gauntlet to me. I don't know when it happened.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (8EIKN)

181 Here's sumthin' threadworthy:

Gillum campaign directors: "Florida is a fucked-up cracker state." "We have to lie to white voters to get them to vote Democratic." "All of Gillum's campaign promises are lies." "We have to stir up white self-loathing and white guilt to get white votes -- otherwise we'd lose."

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/ okeefe-strikes-again-gillum-campaign-admits-they-have-to-lie- about-who-they-are-florida-is-a-fcked-up-cracker-state-video/

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (c+2jX)

182 I saw an ad for The Connors that said it was "the number 1 new comedy"
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (BXMxN)
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Seems like it turned into Number Two.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (XXadE)

183 "Drudge is blowing a racist dog whistle!"

if by that you mean, "a penis"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (eDaUO)

184 So I'm Sure the Open Borders Cucks Who Pretended Their Objection Lay Only in the Executive Order

Yahtzee, bitchez!

Posted by: PDJT at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (C78No)

185 Dems will pick up as many House seats as Republicans pick up in the Senate.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

186
F**K Drudge... 30-40 seats? BS... Yeah the Dhimmis may take the house but not by that much

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (O2RFr)


The story is from the CookReport which is associated with FiveThirtyEight.com so take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (TAmPV)

187 Starting to get Black Friday emails already

---

Christmas music at a doctor's office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (0NAbP)

188 @170 The Russian hoax was laid a little bare when they explained how they reviewed "Billions of dollars" of ads and finally zeroed in on $100,000 of Russian ads.

Only $100,000. Yeah, $100k influenced the election. What a farce.

----------------------

Conveniently ignored is the little factoid that both Facebook and Mueller have discounted the effect of the Russian advertising on the election.

In short, as the NYU students discovered after holding their gender-flipped presidential debates, Hillary just plain sucked as a candidate.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (6E3n0)

189 You and the Palpster disappeared at the same time.

The buzz was that you were in Africa.

Palp is still MIA.


You don't have to be faster than the lion... You just have to be faster than Palp.

Posted by: hawkpilot at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (p6e8W)

190 Slouch. You could have at least posted a picture of boobs. Everyone loves boobs
Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (GOEyZ)

-----

http://tinyurl.com/ybxlo4bk

NSFW

Thank me later.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

191 I believe that good journalism, good television, can make our world a better place.
Only racist white old men would make jokes about little people.

Posted by: Christiane Amanpour's accent at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (HgMAr)

192 Palp can't have gotten married.


The Horde was going to be the wedding and reception planner.
--

I'm on board with the horde being my virtual bachelorette party/ reception planner.

Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (z1Dz9)

193 Content has arrived!

"Trump Says He'll Seek Birthright Citizenship Fix Through Legislation, So I'm Sure the Open Borders Cucks Who Pretended Their Objection Lay Only in the Executive Order Approach Will Support the Measure Now"

Top ten for a content comment!

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (c+2jX)

194 >>>183 "Drudge is blowing a racist dog whistle!"

if by that you mean, "a penis"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:11 PM (eDaUO)
_________
We're both outraged and turned on at the same time...

Posted by: Corey Booker & Don Lemon at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (+8cKo)

195 It's important to stop the anchor baby shit. It's actually the basis for a thriving tourism business.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (kD8Fh)

196 Off to visit Ilsa, She Wolf of dental hygienists everywhere. Ugh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM
*****

You know you're in trouble when you see the drill is labeled Black and Decker.
Posted by: Diogenes



And only goes in reverse.

Ace Mart School of Dental Hygenistry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (ECUyd)

197 Trivial Pursuer @103, exactly. You could add items about the swamping/degradation of public school districts in many areas - too many non-native English speakers, plus effects of ongoing pathologies in public education.


There's much more to mass immigration than gauzy slogans ("nation of immigrants"). There's absorption, assimilation, nature of immigrants in terms of education, nature of economy, and at the numbers in question, even the political culture of the immigrants.


Note that skin color, "race", has nothing to do with it.


But in a society where ignorance and self-righteousness are now super-charged and linked, it's difficult to raise the discussion to anything serious or rational.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (QDnY+)

198 All you pasty White crackers and insufferable Jews in Florida remember to vote for the corrupt, racist, antisemite Gillum.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (GOEyZ)

199 In fairness, Florida is pretty f*cked up. And if you do like the FBI and count Hispanics as "white" unless they're the victim...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (0NAbP)

200
The story is from the CookReport which is associated with FiveThirtyEight.com so take it for what it's worth.



Has Nate Silver EVER erred to Republican benefit?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (oVJmc)

201 Dwarf jokes. Have I told you my opinion of dwarf jokes?

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (XXadE)

202 Maybe they had to get married early because wocka wocka?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (ECUyd)

What is wocka wocka? Maybe Palp and his Vietnamese angel eloped.

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)

203 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire

The raptors get mad when you grab AtC

Posted by: wrg500 at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (MWO2y)

204
Ahoy!

Content has arrived. Please escort your wives to the key party on Deck two.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (URwyc)

205 Trump supporters in one breath: Why have birthright citizenship?

I don't know anybody, and don't work with anybody who's against open borders and birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (g7ulT)

206 >>Yeah it was scary.

Trump's Facebook expert had it right when he said nobody cared until Trump won.

- - -
Aside from that Russia BS, I thought the facebook personnel they interviewed scary in their obliviousness --- and the interviewer let them get away with vague answers.

Interviewer: "What have you done to stop the violence that happened in Myanmar facilitated via facebook?"

Naomi Gleit, uptalker millennial executive: "Yeah...we were slow....we're continuing to have dialogs around this...we're working on it..."

I would have loved this to be done by old-school 60 Minutes guys instead of of the Frontline guy who asked good questions and then just...accepted BS.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI)

207 Slouch. You could have at least posted a picture of boobs. Everyone loves boobs

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (GOEyZ)



https://tinyurl.com/ybzc5trl

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (kqsXK)

208 It's important to stop the anchor baby shit. Posted by: kallisto


San Fran says they're full up.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (kBI9E)

209 What is wocka wocka? Maybe Palp and his Vietnamese angel eloped.
Posted by: IC



Making the beast with two backs.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (ECUyd)

210 "Have I told you my opinion of dwarf jokes?
Posted by: Tyrion Lannister "

they are antisemitic.

Posted by: Krugtron the Invincible! at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (eDaUO)

211 I love it when the wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right...

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I was seeking to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become...

Posted by: Totoally Luvs Africa at November 01, 2018 01:14 PM (mGbtv)

212
Willie Horton ad was correct. Dukakis let people off on weekend furloughs and that's when the guy killed two people.


Actually, he was already a convicted murderer.
On his furlough he "only" committed assault, armed robbery, and rape.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (l7Y3k)

213 Wait, quickly, someone give Nate Silver credit for only giving HRC merely overwhelming odds of winning in 2016, rather than rendering it statistically impossible.

That is really his claim to fame in the post-Obama world...he was slightly less wrong than everyone else.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (wGbBR)

214 Now that I think of it...*I* was an anchor baby!

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (kD8Fh)

215 The prior open thread is gone!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (8EIKN)

216 Remind me. How did Nate Silver do in 2016?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (GOEyZ)

217 Posted by: bluebell at November 01, 2018 01:07 PM (U5tDi)

no; He didn't say that. I got the impression it was in the fall, but maybe he got another job that required more work to help pay for the wedding and so can't post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (AllCR)

218 (campaign theme, 2020 2024) ♪

siiiiiggghhh....

Posted by: mindful webworker can't count at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (2K6hC)

219 Guess I'll have to deport myself.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (kD8Fh)

220 Gees, every time I read a Billy K tweet i lose brain cells and I'malmost out of them.

wait...where am I? who are you people?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:15 PM (7CM5W)

221 I have a bag of steaming dicks for a Mr. Bill Kristol?

Will you please sign?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (1beh4)

222
Birthright citizenship:
I've seen some lawyer types here argue that because it's always been that way for over a hundred years, that the science is settled. I mean law.

Slavery was around a long time too. Didn't make it right.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (URwyc)

223 "Trump Says He'll Seek Birthright Citizenship Fix Through Legislation, So I'm Sure the Open Borders Cucks Who Pretended Their Objection Lay Only in the Executive Order Approach Will Support the Measure Now"

---

Que Street is going to be pissed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (0NAbP)

224 "I can suck that cuck in one breath!" -- Cruiservative Captain Biff Kristol

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (Kn4ua)

225 So can somebody tell me why Cruise Cap'n Bill seems to think that's a burn? Because there's absolutely no mutual contradiction there.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

226 Ok, if we're done saving Insomniac, I gotta go get some stuff done.

Have a great one good people.

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (kBI9E)

227 >>>What is wocka wocka?

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)



Well, when two Wookies love each other very much....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)

228 The MFM gave Trump about $50m free ad space on the illegal cop killer ad.

Jon Stewart nailed it yesterday.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (DvnZG)

229 Catch-all headline for every news outlet, every day:



Everything is happening! OMG!

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 12:54 PM


You forgot AND IT'S ALL TRUMP'S FAULT!!!!!11!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (p+Wdc)

230 Captain Cuck is a royal idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

231 That would be too easy. This is the culmination of many years of reflection on my life and the world around me. I've come to realize that a lot of what we accept as received wisdom from our parents, our teachers, our pastors, our peers and our religion is a lot of horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
---
You know what: I threw it all away in my late teens, when I discovered Philosophy. I knew at that time I was made to respond to Philosophy.

You've just described the mediocrity of mankind. And it sounds like your solution is to add to it a new un-tested revision.

If you're the type of person who responds to precision, the lore of the past will not satisfy you. It's too generalized, too summed up, to be of use to you. It could also be that you do not have the same faculty/intuition to adopt the generalities to applications in your life. (That was probably true of me.)

But you engage in the same generality--and probably as a polemic--to sum it up as "horseshit".

There's a history of people deciding to rethink things from the ground up. It's peopled by people like Hobbes, Hume, Rousseau and Nietzsche--and even Locke, probably had his biggest failure rethinking the brain as a tabla rasa--which we now have ample scientific evidence was never likely true.

It forms it's own mediocrity, IMO.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (vDqXW)

232 "Trump Says He'll Seek Birthright Citizenship Fix Through Legislation, So I'm Sure the Open Borders Cucks Who Pretended Their Objection Lay Only in the Executive Order Approach Will Support the Measure Now"

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This is what I was saying Tuesday, and I was repeatedly assured that it would go to SCOTUS even if done legislatively. SMDH

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (I16G8)

233 I would love to see an honest poll on anchor babies and how much support it truly has.

Paul Ryan is such an asshole, we are so lucky Trump came along and exposed these traitors.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (vUiJ4)

234 I'm on board with the horde being my virtual bachelorette party/ reception planner.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM


Combining your bachelorette party with the wedding reception is an outstanding idea, and, AFAIK, has never been done.

But if any event planning outfit is up to a challenge like that, it's The Horde, although you may need to engage their upper-tier division, the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (ctuyM)

235 "Maybe after the election things will slow down a bit."

I believed that would happen after Nov 2016 ... BUT NO


we learned instead Trump was having sex with Putin while hookers peed on themselves ... and Trump would be impeached before he left the inauguration stage.


Now we know it was all a DemMafiaCoup ... yet it is still ongoing.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (Cus5s)

236 Oh wait...I am wrong. Disregard.

No more posting for me today.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (8EIKN)

237 Drudge has been pushing bullshit for, oh, a couple of years now. It's mostly just clickbait, now

Posted by: Apostate at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (5LpMw)

238 Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2018 01:10 PM (FhXTo)

LOL.
I wonder what US Steel is going to say when the wind isn't blowing, the sun isn't shining, and the damned batteries run out, and they need electricity to keep their BOPs running to turn iron into steel.
Dumbasses at the utility.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (8iiMU)

239

Pardon me, but did Cap'n Krystol's have a point? Because I sure didn't see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (HaL55)

240 165
What are the Dems going to have be the November surprise?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (AllCR)


In a perfect world? Sign up for the Golgafrincham B Ark.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2018 01:09 PM (9Om/r)

Wedge issue surprises and their status:
Supreme Court- Boofed
Righty Violent Rhetoric- Myth exploded
Righty antisemitism = (no jokes. but concept can be considered defunct)
South American Peace Train = Hit the wall and wrecked on dead mans curve.
Blue wave of inevitability = with drawing tide before red tsunami
Russian Collusion = Mueller's wet fart
Sloppy Daniels = Court order to pay Trumps fees

CPL= referred for prosecution

Giant Sack of D1cks = Dems gobbling hard.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (ymnmz)

241 http://bit.ly/2OiIFj9
====
Fox News Hottie to the UN ?

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (sXyKU)

242 Look up "mutually exclusive", Bill. It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (+mfcd)

243 If Bill kristol didn't exist, Ace would have to invent him.

Posted by: Pep at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (XVIn9)

244 I think Bill Kristol is having a sugar rush from all of the Halloween candy he stole from the little boys at Jon Podesta's party last night.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (1beh4)

245 So can somebody tell me why Cruise Cap'n Bill seems
to think that's a burn? Because there's absolutely no mutual
contradiction there.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM


Because he's dumber than a box of rocks? Just spitballin', here...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (p+Wdc)

246 The prior open thread is gone!

Posted by: platypus


Is that code for something ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (kBI9E)

247 Ace Mart School of Dental Hygenistry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM (ECUyd)

"I'm a deeeentist!"

Posted by: Sadistic dentist. Steve Martin at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (7CM5W)

248 It's amazing how things that are in the constitution like right to own a gun are not actual rights but shit nowhere to be found in the constitution like anchor baby citizenship and abortion are rights.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (DvnZG)

249 I'm proud to be declaring myself the BFF of the people.
Now get back to work people, and quit sending us pipe bombs.

Posted by: Christiane Amanpour's accent at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

250 Doing it through an EO was a lousy idea. Personally, I'd prefer the change done through a constitutional amendment. But I did a little research and saw how citizenship for Native American tribesmen was handled, so changing the citizenship rules through legislation doesn't seem as crazy as I first thought. Still not going to get it through a Democrat filibuster, though.

Posted by: Noizy at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (1Id6O)

251 Why can't we just cancel the erections and have a cage match. All the money going to charities like Planned Parenthood.
I'd pay a chunk of change to see Ted Cruz give Maxine Scotch and Waters the flying HEAD SCISSORS.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (dMrJJ)

252 246
The prior open thread is gone!



Posted by: platypus





Is that code for something ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (kBI9E)

Dog whistle.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (7CM5W)

253 Lentils, buttered with Herbed bread (from Walmart 1.00! FTW) and fried pork chop cubed up and quick fried with just a touch of Soy...MMMM

Don't worry Garrett, totally ruined the pork chop..

Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (JHxwF)

254 Guess I'll have to deport myself.

Posted by: kallisto


Nah.

You can stay

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (kBI9E)

255 The prior open thread is gone!

Posted by: platypus


Is that code for something ?
Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (kBI9E)

Yea, me being wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (8EIKN)

256 Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.

It wasn't the "thousand points of light" horse shit that the media tells Republicans to run on.

They know what works and make sure to threaten Republicans with the "RACIST!!!" label if they talk about issues that resonate against Democrats.

Immigration is another great example. You make an election about illegals and you will win BIGLY.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (vUiJ4)

257 Heather nauert appears to be qualified, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see bikini pictures first

Posted by: Pep at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (XVIn9)

258 but at least Willie didnt commit piracy or incest.

Posted by: AntiPope John XXIII at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (eDaUO)

259 Fenelon
If you are here, I would like to thank you for putting my sister on the prayer list, but she can be taken off now. I lost her last week, but she did not suffer at the end. Thank you for your prayers.

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (DSD1V)

260 16 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (54Cql)

Barn doors. Horses.

Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (+mfcd)

261 Ace Mart School of Dental Hygenistry.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM

******

Is it safe?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (0tfLf)

262 227
>>>What is wocka wocka?



Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)



Well, when two Wookies love each other very much....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)


It's a muppet thing.

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

263 Cap'n Bill is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (jjaLl)

264 257 Heather nauert appears to be qualified, but I'm afraid I'm going to need to see bikini pictures first
Posted by: Pep at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (XVIn9)


"Oh, Miss Magic-Thighs..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (/9p9e)

265 Did anyone guess the olde tyme nautical name of the street Jack Straw lives on?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

266 The prior open thread is gone!



Posted by: platypus
Is that code for something ?

Posted by: JT at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (kBI9E)

Dog whistle.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (7CM5W)

*trips Cannibal Bob*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (8EIKN)

267 At first I was mad at all the RINO squish congressmen who resigned in the face of a DJT presidency, leaving all those seats to be defended. But now I'm happy because if even half of their seats go to Trumpian congresscritters, DJT *might* have a chance at getting his agenda enacted.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (kD8Fh)

268 The prior open thread is gone!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel


You're soaking in it, Madge.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (aPsQQ)

269 Has anyone explained to Captain Kristol Meth that those two statements aren't contradictory?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (MZ6oq)

270 "IPSCO President Violet Sistovaris said the decision to retire the four coal-fired generators "

Ah, yes, the whitewater, all sun, wind-filled paradise of Indiana.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (oVJmc)

271 Why can't we just cancel the erections and have a cage match.
Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM


Just put up a picture of nood Hilldawg. That'll do it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

272 A wocka is what old people use.

Posted by: Boston Betty at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (1beh4)

273 251
Why can't we just cancel the erections and have a cage match. All the money going to charities like Planned Parenthood.

I'd pay a chunk of change to see Ted Cruz give Maxine Scotch and Waters the flying HEAD SCISSORS.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (dMrJJ)

I will NOT vote for cancelling "erections"!...slippery slope! Next it'll be cancelling shadenoners!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (7CM5W)

274 Bosun's whistle TOO-WEEEEEH!
Billy Krystal has a point! Build the wall now!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (pYqPp)

275 I think the purported EO was a headfake to get Congress to start working on actual legislation for this. Trump's team knew it would have just been enjoined.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)

276 It's ... it's like the previous Thread content and headline disappeared, but the comments remain.

Have we entered The Twilight Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (ctuyM)

277 251 Why can't we just cancel the erections and have a cage match. All the money going to charities like Planned Parenthood.
I'd pay a chunk of change to see Ted Cruz give Maxine Scotch and Waters the flying HEAD SCISSORS.
Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:18 PM (dMrJJ)

He represents Texas. Ted would be giving here the LARIAT-OOOOOOO.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

278 For the record, Fox trading Maria Harf for Heather Nauert was a dumb move. Good for Trump's team, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

279 259 Fenelon
If you are here, I would like to thank you for putting my sister on the prayer list, but she can be taken off now. I lost her last week, but she did not suffer at the end. Thank you for your prayers.

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (DSD1V)


Sincere condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (kD8Fh)

280 I really hope Emerald Robinson's "scoop" materializes.

I am almost certain the Weekly Standard and Bill Kristol will be named, if it's a real story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (5aX2M)

281 Trump supporters in one breath: Why have birthright citizenship? No one in Europe does.

Trump supporters in the next breath: If we don't get tough, our immigration situation will be as bad as Europe's.

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That's just stupid. He's getting as bad as the lefties. Just concentrating on "fer-and-agin" "hypocrisies".

Birthright citizenship plays NO ROLE, in the immigration problems Europe is having with the middle east. Thus, as it's not the cause of the immigration problems we see in Europe, we can dislike the problem--but appreciate the solution of a whole different problem.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (vDqXW)

282 Cap'n Bill is a fucking lunatic.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (jjaLl)

It's just the French Pox talking.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (IqOTP)

283 269 Has anyone explained to Captain Kristol Meth that those two statements aren't contradictory?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (MZ6oq)


Forget it; he's rolling.

Posted by: rickl at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (xjiRE)

284 59 "Why Pantyhose Are Terrible"


Discuss.
Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018

*
*
Not if they're black and on Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (Fz8ov)

285 Bill Kristol is a shoat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

286 Posted by: Pep at November 01, 2018 01:19 PM (XVIn9)
====
Let me be . Diplomatic in this, BUT if you scour pics of her on Fox she shows more than you would see in a bikini

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (sXyKU)

287 Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (DSD1V)


Oh gosh. So very sorry for your loss. {{{hug}}}

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (8EIKN)

288 The Russian hoax was laid a little bare when they explained how they reviewed "Billions of dollars" of ads and finally zeroed in on $100,000 of Russian ads.

And the ads sucked. Seriously, they were awful, no one in the world was convinced or even slightly swayed by any of them. A crappy photoshop of Jesus wearing a MAGA hat. Just lame, terrible, Jack Chick-level crap.

Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.

Nah, he won because people loved Reagan, he promised to keep doing Reagan stuff, and Dukakis was an awful candidate who promised to tax people harder and spend more money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

289 Watched the Oprah speech on FOX. It was masterful, chock full of sly references to the evil folks who want to suppress your vote, lynch you, and take away your healthcare.

But absolutely nothing overt. She's pretty good. Dishonest and serving an evil cause, but good.



Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (+mfcd)

290 *trips Cannibal Bob*



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (8EIKN)

*falls**grass skirt slips off*

wishes he had worn underwear.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (7CM5W)

291 Maximum Water for Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Billy Fallenov at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (Lm4bP)

292 I don't recall the last time I saw Byll Crystal say anything remotely conservative or pro-America.

He can't possibly be fooling anyone at this point, can he?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (z79tQ)

293 What is wocka wocka?
...........

It's Australian for weinhe weinhe.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (HgMAr)

294 Did anyone guess the olde tyme nautical name of the street Jack Straw lives on?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM


He never responded to my guess, which was 'Bluepeter'. Allegedly nautical -- something to do with flags on sailing ships, but I think it's just an advanced case of blue balls.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (URwyc)

295 >>>Why can't we just cancel the erections and have a cage match. All the money going to charities like Planned Parenthood.



Cancel anything you want, those cage matches will bring those erections right back!!

Posted by: Shep and Don and Anderson, sweating and panting at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (jjaLl)

296 Not HA, but hope this will do:

Florida Voting Updated as of 7:22 am 11/1/18

Vote-by-Mail R 866,932 D 800,222
Other 11,427 NPA 370,107

Voted Early R 688,442 D 691,615
Other 12,694 NPA 282,812

Florida maintaining its 62k + GOP voter lead

Call me crazy, but somehow I can't see a Republican voting for Scott & Gillum.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (CmURZ)

297 On an actual policy basis, would a Pelosi led house be any different than a Ryan led house?

I really don't think it would.

As long as Rs keep the senate and add a couple of votes to offset the usual traitors, who gives a fuck about the house? The house is pretty much irrelevant these days.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (DvnZG)

298 I will NOT vote for cancelling "erections"!...slippery slope!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM


I will.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (ctuyM)

299 The whole Kristol family would have happily stayed Communist if Trotsky had won over Stalin.

He has to go back first

Posted by: Andrew Jackson at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (t+P1I)

300 What if all of our comments are dirty jokes, then you post some serious stuff like the synagogue shooting? That will make us all look like assholes.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:53 PM (54Cql)




That train left the station a long time ago.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (bML9A)

301 137 I'm wondering what they are going to call the next Republican president.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (54Cql)

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"Pence."

Or "Donald Trump, Jr."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (Fz8ov)

302 aren't contradictory?

___________________________________

Aren't contradictory?

So, break it down. Not contra?

Uhhh. . . that means. . . double negative. . . uhh. . . which means. . . they are the same. . . uhhh. . . THEY ARE THE SAME!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Krystol at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (1beh4)

303 It sounded a lot funnier in his stateroom.

Posted by: DamnSkippy at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (TO8Xm)

304 The prior open thread is gone!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel

You're soaking in it, Madge.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (aPsQQ)

I know! See my correction.

*mumbles*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (8EIKN)

305 288 The Russian hoax was laid a little bare when they explained how they reviewed "Billions of dollars" of ads and finally zeroed in on $100,000 of Russian ads.

And the ads sucked. Seriously, they were awful, no one in the world was convinced or even slightly swayed by any of them. A crappy photoshop of Jesus wearing a MAGA hat. Just lame, terrible, Jack Chick-level crap.

Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.

Nah, he won because people loved Reagan, he promised to keep doing Reagan stuff, and Dukakis was an awful candidate who promised to tax people harder and spend more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

99% of the electorate didn't see the Willie Horton ad, and it was honest.

Posted by: West at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (+mfcd)

306 Soros just writes the checks, Kristol actually writes the material.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

307 I think this argument says a *lot* about how Ahoy Bill! thinks. I am not opposed to birthright citizenship for the children of illegal aliens because *Europe* doesn't generally implement such a scheme - I am opposed to it because it is stupid, wrong and counter to domestic American interests.

Is this just a poorly thought out straw man, or is Krystol really so stupid that he thinks Americans view immigration policy through a Europhillic lens?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (I2dne)

308 sorry about your sis, chillin. will be praying for you this week

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (eDaUO)

309 Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (DSD1V)

I am very sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

310 Bill Kristol - - something's not right with that boy.

Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (4HMW8)

311 275
I think the purported EO was a headfake to get Congress to start working
on actual legislation for this. Trump's team knew it would have just
been enjoined.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)

Enjoined?

It would have been a blast!

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

312 233 I would love to see an honest poll on anchor babies and how much support it truly has.

Paul Ryan is such an asshole, we are so lucky Trump came along and exposed these traitors.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (vUiJ4)


It is amazing how one person who loves this country can expose the grand masquerade of those who say they love America but actually have no regard for it.

We now know definitively just how corrupt our government has become.

Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (Fs5vw)

313 .... is a great story!
Posted by: Orange Grifter at November 01, 2018 12:55 PM (CIhCq)

Only to a small circle of butt-buddies.

And Wynona called and told me you have violated the restraining order. Again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (KHhgg)

314 I think Bill Krystol is a good illustration in how one can sound enlightened and knowledgeable when reflecting the wisdom of the past--and yet totally be ill-equipped when he starts embracing novel ideas.

Hence, I would say, the inherited wisdom is less bullshit than the novel projections about what can be done in the name of defeating human nature.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (vDqXW)

315 Looking up Heather Nauert... good looking, but I found a photo that proclaimed the they had a picture of her "feet"

at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"

What weirdness we wrought with the interwebs...

Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (mGbtv)

316 Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM
Prayers for you and your family. May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

317 160 "Yes it's stupid to give Foreigner's spawn our citizenship ... "
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM

Why, when we've been Waiting for a Girl Like You, even if she is Cold As Ice?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018

*
*
I've got Double Vision.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (Fz8ov)

318 Is this just a poorly thought out straw man, or is Krystol really so stupid that he thinks Americans view immigration policy through a Europhillic lens?

---

I doubt he knows any Americans.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (0NAbP)

319 I wasn't cancelling "erections" for ME.
I have the HEATHER NAUERT CALENDAR on my errrrr wall.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (dMrJJ)

320 If I lived in Wisconsin, would vote for Scott Wocka.

Posted by: Boston Betty at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (1beh4)

321 Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.


Thank you, Al Gore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

322 99% of the electorate didn't see the Willie Horton ad, and it was honest.

Yeah I never saw it. I heard about it in the news, but didn't see it. I voted 3rd party in that election, by the way. I've done that a lot in presidential elections.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)

323 at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"

What weirdness we wrought with the interwebs...

Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (mGbtv)

---

Everything is porn to somebody.

Think about BSG still posting here. It's his porn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (0NAbP)

324 Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.

Nah, he won because people loved Reagan, he promised to keep doing Reagan stuff, and Dukakis was an awful candidate who promised to tax people harder and spend more money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

____________

Bush was losing handily to Dukakis early on despite being Reagan's heir.

My point is, the media always tries to scare off Republicans that want to get in the mud because they know it works.

You'll notice Bush lost once they no longer had Lee Atwater that was the architect of that style politics.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (vUiJ4)

325 Berkeley just got Willie Hortoned.

Five violent street thugs who had committed a spree of ultra-violent muggings in one of the safest parts of Berkeley were caught red-handed with all the stolen loot -- because they had literally parked their van in the neighborhood and were stupidly living in the van and emerging periodically to assault and rob people, often holding a huge knife to victims' throats, and/or savagely beating and kicking them. Victims were mostly petite Asian college girls.

So after these guys get caught with the loot and the knives and drugs and guns and everything else, they go to jail FOR JUST A FEW HOURS before a liberal judge LETS THEM OUT pending trial.

Can you guess what happened next?

They went straight back to the same neighborhood and continued their violent spree, as if nothing had happened!

https://www.berkeleyside.com/2018/10/31/ woman-punched-and-kicked-during-violent-robbery-north-of-uc-berkeley

And why shouldn't they? They know that there are ZERO CONSEQUENCES for their crimes, even if they get caught! They'll just be let out again! No punishment! And 90% of criminals in the Bay Area NEVER SHOW UP FOR THEIR COURT DATES. So their "punishment" is, at maximum, a free ride to the jail and a nice hot meal.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (c+2jX)

326 Even if I liked Kristol instead of despising him, I would still tell him his twitter photo make him look like a pretentious twit who talks like fag and whose shit is all retarded.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

327 275
I think the purported EO was a headfake to get Congress to start working
on actual legislation for this. Trump's team knew it would have just
been enjoined.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)


But seriously though,
Trump knows to lay the starting point as far to the right as possible, thus dragging the "Middle Ground " away from the left.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)

328 What is wocka wocka?



Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)



Well, when two Wookies love each other very much....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)


It's a muppet thing.
Posted by: Fozzy Bear at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

It's like bugna bunga, but with less people

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (bUjCl)

329 315 Looking up Heather Nauert... good looking, but I found a photo that proclaimed the they had a picture of her "feet"

at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"

What weirdness we wrought with the interwebs...
Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018

*
*
She looks a bit like Gretchen Carlson, though I hope she has better hind paws than GC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (Fz8ov)

330 Is this just a poorly thought out straw man, or is Krystol really so stupid that he thinks Americans view immigration policy through a Europhillic lens?

It's both. Besides, no one with two brain cells that rub together give a shit about what that asshat says anyway.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (i0ykY)

331 285 Bill Kristol is a shoat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

Nah. A stoat. Or some other form of weasel.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (NXsWM)

332 >> On an actual policy basis, would a Pelosi led house be any different than a Ryan led house?

I really don't think it would.




Dem led House will start impeachment.

Also, the House Intel Committee (?) led by Nunes with Jordan have been doing great work (I know, show me the indictments, etc., but they've been getting key info out to the public for months). That would end.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

333 Cap'n Bill sucks cock by choice. Usually Katshit's. But, any one will do. Every time I see that cuck, I think, rectal fissure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (KP5rU)

334 Think about BSG still posting here. It's his porn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (0NAbP)


He can't quit us!

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (kD8Fh)

335
Drudge IS a douche. But maybe, just maybe he puts up that picture of
Maxine with the gavel to tell us to get the fuck out there and VOTE!

Drudge is blowing a racist dog whistle!


Willamina Horton!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (aKsyK)

336 Posted by: Chillin the most at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (DSD1V)

Oh, I'm sorry, dear one. I'm glad that she didn't suffer at the end, but still..... so very, very hard for you and others that loved her. Your dear sister!!. I would like to keep you on the prayer list for comfort and strength at this difficult time, if I may?. Write me if you like and tell me about your sister and you:


FenelonDirection18 at sign g mail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (AllCR)

337 Call me crazy, but somehow I can't see a Republican voting voting for Scott & Gillum.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 01, 2018 01:23 PM (CmURZ)Scott & Gillum.

Thank you - that is encouraging.

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (a0IVu)

338
Willie Horton didn't kill Dukakis. When Dukakis slipped that stupid helmet on his head and posed for a picture peering out of a tank he shot himself in the foot.

Willie Horton was just the whipped cream topping.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (URwyc)

339 *falls**grass skirt slips off*

wishes he had worn underwear.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:22 PM (7CM5W)

Whassamatta, Bob?

... shrunken head?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (BRvh1)

340 Nah, he won because people loved Reagan, he promised to keep doing Reagan stuff, and Dukakis was an awful candidate who promised to tax people harder and spend more money.
------
Plus, he looked like a bobblehead in that tank.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (XXadE)

341 328 What is wocka wocka?



Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)



Well, when two Wookies love each other very much....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)


It's a muppet thing.
Posted by: Fozzy Bear at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

It's like bugna bunga, but with less people
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (bUjCl)

Pizza pizza.

Posted by: Little Caesar at November 01, 2018 01:27 PM (NXsWM)

342 They went straight back to the same neighborhood and continued their violent spree, as if nothing had happened!

----

This is why we have a second amendment. It aint about hunting deer.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

343 But seriously though,
Trump knows to lay the starting point as far to the right as possible, thus dragging the "Middle Ground " away from the left.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)



Why it's almost as if he has experience in using negotiating tactics...

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:27 PM (kD8Fh)

344 Is this just a poorly thought out straw man, or is Krystol really so stupid that he thinks Americans view immigration policy through a Europhillic lens?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM (I2dne)
---
Oddly enough, he's simply falling into two-thoughts-that-sound-contrary game of "hypocrite" the Alinsky cargo cult left plays.

It's so easy because it's so stupid.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (vDqXW)

345 321 Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.
__________________________________

The man who makes coffee and donuts in Canada?

Posted by: Boston Betty at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (1beh4)

346 95 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA)

Great arm and back workout if you're not the dwarf or the midget.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

347 It came in through the gaslight window.
It's just my job five days a week.
I'd rather be a paperback writer.
But we gotta move these refrigerators
and these color TVs.

Posted by: Sir William Crystalmeth at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (Lm4bP)

348 When the left always says "let's have a conversation about X"?

I mean, they don't mean it. But Trump initiated a conversation about birthright citizenship that wasn't happening outside of a few isolated places on the interwebz. He may not be a super genius 13 dimensional backgammon player who never makes a mistake, but the guy is damn good at moving the needle.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (oZ6kz)

349 FAIRFAX, Va.-(Ammoland.com)-The
Eddie Eagle GunSafe Program, NRA's groundbreaking gun accident
prevention course for children, has achieved another milestone by
reaching its 31 millionth child.

More winning.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

350 326
Even if I liked Kristol instead of despising him, I would still tell him
his twitter photo make him look like a pretentious twit who talks like
fag and whose shit is all retarded.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (2DOZq)


Yep Clueless and condescendingly smug is a way to attract the Acela Corridor, but that is about it.

It's funny to think that he looks at that and thinks, "Yeah baby! You got your mojo back Billy! Yeah!"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (ymnmz)

351 Lancelot did you steal this from REAR ADMIRAL CUCKS' wikipage???

"" I would still tell him his twitter photo make him look like a pretentious twit who talks like fag and whose shit is all retarded.""

ah shit, all the FAGS are going to be pissed off now.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (dMrJJ)

352 Canceled erections? Japan's population problem explained.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (e1mEI)

353
Willie Horton is why Bush won against Dukakis.
__________________________________

The man who makes coffee and donuts in Canada?
Posted by: Boston Betty


Willie Bits!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (aKsyK)

354 I don't even understand what 🚢 is saying there.

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (bUjCl)

355 341
328 What is wocka wocka?







Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:13 PM (a0IVu)







Well, when two Wookies love each other very much....





Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)





It's a muppet thing.

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at November 01, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)



It's like bugna bunga, but with less people

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (bUjCl)



Pizza pizza.

Posted by: Little Caesar at November 01, 2018 01:27 PM (NXsWM)

Thank you thank you.

Posted by: Boutros Boutros Ghali at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

356 I, I don't understand Bill Kristol's tweet. How are those two statements contradictory at all?

*shoves puppets through USB port*

Here, Horde, for to be explaining.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

357 I think people overstate the importance of any one thing in a campaign. The Horton ad maybe had a small effect but the way people talk about it you'd think Bush was down 15, then the ad ran and he was up 15.

In a campaign that lasts 18 months no one event, short of something catastrophic like a 9/11, will have that much of an impact on its own.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (DvnZG)

358 >>Great arm and back workout if you're not the dwarf or the midget.

So, GAINZ !

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)

359 When you put a steak in a vacuum sealed bag, you're removing any air from the bag that would, if present, provide insulation from the heat in the water. With no air insulation in the bag, there is a direct path from the water to the bag to the meat for heat convection transfer.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 12:59 PM (9qZ3S)

Responded to in last thread.

Sous vide? Unsafe to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (KHhgg)

360 Well, here it is, 1:30, and I still have to get through 4 hours of work (or as we say in the trade, 4 hrs). Any suggestions?

Posted by: Caliban at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (qEujL)

361 The Dems blew it big-time on immigration back in 2009, when they had a filibuster-proof Senate majority.


Instead of "comprehensive immigration reform," they could have passed a bill making everyone born in North and South America a US citizen, eligible to vote. Talk about cementing a Dems-never-lose situation!!!!

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (ywuXT)

362
In fairness Capt Cuck is just concerned about his wife's illegitimate children.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (TAmPV)

363
We can pity a retard for being retarded, but Kristol is retarded beyond pity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (BWL+E)

364 Looking up Heather Nauert... good looking, but I found a photo that proclaimed the they had a picture of her "feet"

at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"
Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:24 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Quentin T. at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (ctuyM)

365 @342 They went straight back to the same neighborhood and continued their violent spree, as if nothing had happened!

----

This is why we have a second amendment. It aint about hunting deer.
-------------------


Or as Instapundit sometimes notes, the cops don't exist to protect citizens. They exist to protect criminals from vigilantes. If the members of the community know what the source of the problem is, then sooner or later someone(s) *will* deal with that problem one way or another.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (6E3n0)

366 What does border patrol have to do with citizenship ?

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (bUjCl)

367 Bill Kristol is shameless and incapable of humiliation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (X1jOm)

368 Eddie the Eagle? The ski jumper from England?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (NXsWM)

369
>>Great arm and back workout if you're not the dwarf or the midget.

So, GAINZ !

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)


-----------



shhhhhhhhhhhh........... AtC is here.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

370 338
Willie Horton didn't kill Dukakis. When Dukakis slipped that stupid helmet on his head and posed for a picture peering out of a tank he shot himself in the foot.

Willie Horton was just the whipped cream topping.
________________________________________

No. When the moderator asked him if he would support the death penalty if someone raped and murdered his wife and he gave a cuck answer. That's when he lost.

Posted by: Boston Betty at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (1beh4)

371 Looking up Heather Nauert... good looking, but I found a photo that proclaimed the they had a picture of her "feet"

at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"

What weirdness we wrought with the interwebs...

Posted by: catman

Is there a wkiboob? Asking for a friend....

Posted by: wrg500 at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (MWO2y)

372 Sous vide? Unsafe to eat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (KHhgg)

I would narrow that to "sous vide is exactly as safe to eat as the raw meat you put into it, and no more"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (BRvh1)

373

Democrats' Argument For The Invaders:

1. There is no caravan of migrants.
2. The caravan of migrants is very far away from US border.
3. It's only a small group of women and children.
4. You're a racist.
5. There is no caravan of migrants.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (LmrWy)

374 Whassamatta, Bob?



... shrunken head?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM


The lagoon was cold!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

375 What's with the sudden sous-vide obsession around these parts, anyway?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

376 @371 Is there a wkiboob? Asking for a friend....

--------------------


Probably...

Probably more than one, actually...

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (6E3n0)

377
Whassamatta, Bob?



... shrunken head?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:26 PM (BRvh1)

Hey!!! Shrinkage!! Its cold!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (7CM5W)

378 71
Looking up Heather Nauert... good looking, but I found a photo that proclaimed the they had a picture of her "feet"



at.. wait for it... "wikifeet.com"



What weirdness we wrought with the interwebs...



Posted by: catman



Is there a wkiboob? Asking for a friend....



Posted by: wrg500 at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (MWO2y)


Wikiknob?

Posted by: Shemp at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (ymnmz)

379 There are so many examples of Willie Horton type cases that if you're a member of a parole board you should be banned from running for office.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

380 >>I mean, they don't mean it. But Trump initiated a conversation about birthright citizenship that wasn't happening outside of a few isolated places on the interwebz. He may not be a super genius 13 dimensional backgammon player who never makes a mistake, but the guy is damn good at moving the needle.




He's good at starting conversations about things that most people think but have been told (by the MSM, the Left) are not even open for discussion.

It's why he won, IMHO.

He does not give a f#@$ how ruffled everyone's feathers get, he says it and he re-normalizes it after the Left worked so hard to make it out of bounds.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

381 367 You're telling me!
Paolo

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (BXMxN)

382 FAIRFAX, Va.-(Ammoland.com)-The
Eddie Eagle GunSafe Program, NRA's groundbreaking gun accident
prevention course for children, has achieved another milestone by
reaching its 31 millionth child.

More winning.

Posted by: Under Fire


It's reached slightly more children than Bob Menendez.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (ECUyd)

383 Kristol aside (and either he assumes his audience is a bunch of idiots, or he just likes speaking down to people) the real issue with 'birthright citizenship' is that the legalities are ambivalent and untested, and no one's wanted to take it to court for various reasons.

So, it'd be fine to float it as an EO, have Judge Hawaiian Punch shoot it down, run it up to the Supremes and see what happens.

Sure, it'd be better to have a bill that'd undo the 1952 legislation, and if the GOP holds Congress and gains a couple Senators the odds are far better on that front, but anything that gets this into the Federal courts might not be all bad.

Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (euNmQ)

384 Wikiknob?
Posted by: Shemp at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (ymnmz)

Wikiknob sounds like a small town in the Aussie outback...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (BRvh1)

385 Is there a wikiboob? Asking for a friend....

www.congress.gov




Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (mGbtv)

386 t's like bunga bunga, but with less people

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:25 PM (bUjCl)



Pizza pizza.

Posted by: Little Caesar at November 01, 2018 01:27 PM (NXsWM)
Thank you thank you.
Posted by: Boutros Boutros Ghali at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (oVJmc)

Baby, Baby

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (bUjCl)

387 365 @342 They went straight back to the same neighborhood and continued their violent spree, as if nothing had happened!

----

This is why we have a second amendment. It aint about hunting deer.
-------------------


Or as Instapundit sometimes notes, the cops don't exist to protect citizens. They exist to protect criminals from vigilantes. If the members of the community know what the source of the problem is, then sooner or later someone(s) *will* deal with that problem one way or another.
Posted by: junior


Ah, but this neighborhood is nearly 100% liberal/socialist. Vigilantes? Guns? Don't make me laugh. They'll bring hot meals to the criminals' hideout van and apologize for their own white privilege.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:32 PM (c+2jX)

388 Has anybody done a more dramatic total 180 lately than Cap'n Cockhelmet? It would be like David Duke starting to re-tweet Don Lemon and say "You know what? Maybe this whole time Blacks and Jews have been awesome and White Christian Men are the real problem."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

389 Apples and oranges Kristol Meth tweet.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (Evws/)

390 361. Yep. I am very happy they did not see the reall opportunities. Socialized Medicine is important for their goals, but the legalization of 10 million new citizens, 8.5 million of which would vote DEM for a generation or two, would have been much better.

I also thought Obama would push to add a few seats to SCOTUS, to reflect the increase in population/circuits over time.

Oh well. They still scored a big step in Obamacare.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (wGbBR)

391 I saw an ad for The Connors that said it was "the number 1 new comedy"
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (BXMxN)

Ain't that a pisser!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (KHhgg)

392 Drudge is a paid demonrat operative website. Total unadulterated, bullshit. Brought to you by a total twat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (KP5rU)

393 Ever notice how silky smooth a Spanish girl's hair is?
Hmm-mm-mmph.


Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (xqfqx)

394 . . . has achieved another milestone by
reaching its 31 millionth child.


Pikers.

Posted by: Jon Podesta at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (1beh4)

395 Like joncelli, I'm not getting even the point of Kristol's comment. Nothing interesting or contradictory has been illuminated.


Daniel Horowitz has a serious look at the one pertinent court ruling (itself pretty flawed), how it has been misrepresented. Lots of parallels to misinterpretation of the meaning of words at the time of passage of the amendment, as with the 2A. The lawlessness-freaks - and this is my favorite - cite the century of the status quo as an argument in favor of their unsupported, and amply contradicted, obsession with preventing control over immigration.


Because of course Congress sat and watched approvingly for a century while enormous numbers of geographic birthright children were treated as citizens. You know, during the mass illegal migrations that were going on back to the 1890s. Oh, wait .....

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (QDnY+)

396 PVeritas Action

DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (sXyKU)

397 393
Ever notice how silky smooth a Spanish girl's hair is?
Hmm-mm-mmph.




Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (xqfqx)


lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (ymnmz)

398 It's interesting, on predictit, GOP seats 218+ price is moving up.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (kD8Fh)

399 379. Yea, I was a public defender for a while, lord only knows what some of my former clients will do in the future.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (wGbBR)

400

Yesterday on Fox Business Channel, E-Mac briefly mentioned that rumors are out that some Texas Militia were going to the boarder ahead of the invasion. Anyone else hear of such?

Posted by: Kudzu King at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (a6fvI)

401 Is Ace gonna get back to doing Gainz posts? Bcz I really need something like it as we head into the gluttony season. I need some people who are exercising and eating right.

Or, can someone tell me another board to go to for that? Bcz I do not want to hit Jan 1st overweight.

So, any good suggestions would be appreciated.



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (8EIKN)

402 Borders are borders, security. Citizenship is a civic question.

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (bUjCl)

403 waka waka

Posted by: Shakira at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (VckGX)

404 My intuition tells me that at some point, ace will stop respecting Bill Kristol. Not sure why. A difference in tone, maybe.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (CPk08)

405 drat

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (bUjCl)

406 Europe doesn't have an immigration problem.

Their problem is that they have been conquered by a middle eastern army they let in without any resistance.

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (CPS8G)

407 the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

And by immigrants they mean hispanics to america and africans and muslims to europe. that is all.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7J5t2)

408 No. When the moderator asked him if he would support the death penalty if someone raped and murdered his wife and he gave a cuck answer. That's when he lost.

Posted by: Boston Betty at November 01, 2018 01:30 PM (1beh4)
---
Lot of people attribute it to the tank footage, though.

Then again, perhaps that just more media caricature back then: "Dukakis lost because of appearances," because there were no principled rejections of him, or something.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (vDqXW)

409 Every show is the #1 new show on TV. Much like how in my city about 1000 restaurants are on the top 10 restaurant list every year.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (DvnZG)

410 360
Well, here it is, 1:30, and I still have to get through 4 hours of work (or as we say in the trade, 4 hrs). Any suggestions?

Posted by: Caliban at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (qEujL)

shredder?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7CM5W)

411 DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (sXyKU)


This is dumb, it's an admission of guilt. Oh well, there goes a bunch of coveted indie votes.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (kD8Fh)

412 396
PVeritas Action



DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (sXyKU)


Like with a pair of scissors?

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ymnmz)

413 Or as Instapundit sometimes notes, the cops don't exist to protect citizens. They exist to protect criminals from vigilantes. If the members of the community know what the source of the problem is, then sooner or later someone(s) *will* deal with that problem one way or another.
Posted by: junior

Ah, but this neighborhood is nearly 100% liberal/socialist. Vigilantes? Guns? Don't make me laugh. They'll bring hot meals to the criminals' hideout van and apologize for their own white privilege.
Posted by: zombie


Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ECUyd)

414 I've been trying to parse out that Kristol tweet, but then I realized what a fool's errand it is to attempt a rational understanding and appropriate response to anything coming out of that jackass mouthbreather's distended maw.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (BRvh1)

415 391 I saw an ad for The Connors that said it was "the number 1 new comedy"
Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:03 PM (BXMxN)

Ain't that a pisser!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (KHhgg)


#1... pisser....

ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (/9p9e)

416 Well, here it is, 1:30, and I still have to get through 4 hours of work (or as we say in the trade, 4 hrs). Any suggestions?
Posted by: Caliban at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM


shibumi's combined bachelorette party / wedding reception isn't going to plan itself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ctuyM)

417 Dukakis lost because literally no one could actually see him as commander in chief.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (wGbBR)

418 Europe doesn't have an immigration problem.

Their problem is that they have been conquered by a middle eastern army they let in without any resistance.

====

very much a trojan horse thing that happened. One day thousands of jumbo jets full of wogs just showed up and no one noticed, and then when they did notice, they weren't allowed to notice.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (7J5t2)

419 Fozzie double-counts wok-A.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (vDqXW)

420 Sous vide? Unsafe to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM


Not in the least. It's time and temperature. Getting the 'core' temperature of your protein into the 'deadly zone' for sufficient time.

It's actually infinitely easier then baking, where you only hit that temperature for a few moments and then it is surpassed.

You set a sous vide unit to 160 degrees, your protein never advances beyond that point. It never drys out. I can set it for say a lousy cut of beef for one hour -- or eight hours. The cheap cut of beef after eight hours is incredible. Try that with your oven.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (URwyc)

421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

And by immigrants they mean hispanics to america and africans and muslims to europe. that is all.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7J5t2) "

Immigrants in the Bible are always a net plus to the original society. Like Canaan.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (oZ6kz)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (jjaLl)

423 401
Is Ace gonna get back to doing Gainz posts? Bcz I really need
something like it as we head into the gluttony season. I need some
people who are exercising and eating right.
Or, can someone tell me another board to go to for that? Bcz I do not want to hit Jan 1st overweight.



So, any good suggestions would be appreciated.



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (8EIKN)

Suggestions? Stop eating so much and exercise a lot more.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (CPk08)

424 Pardon me, but did Cap'n Krystol's have a point? Because I sure didn't see it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (HaL55)

I thought I was the only one.

It seems TDS messes with the brain synapses.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (9hauA)

425 417 Dukakis lost because literally no one could actually see him as commander in chief.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (wGbBR)



That and he wouldn't support the death penalty even if Kitty was raped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (/9p9e)

426 Ummm.... I meant to do that.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (jjaLl)

427 Oh yeah, and dont hurt yourself. Forgot. .

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (CPk08)

428 Dukakis lost because he is a Masshole NOT named Kennedy.

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (bNBW5)

429 407 the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

---------

Great. A pope who talks in bumper stickers.

Deep, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (X1jOm)

430

DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

They'll just find a better, higher-paying position for him since he and Gollum went to kollidge together.

FUMU.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)

431
Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223
_______________________

Flaming arrow...

Posted by: Kudzu King at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (a6fvI)

432 I've been trying to parse out that Kristol tweet, but then I realized what a fool's errand it is to attempt a rational understanding and appropriate response to anything coming out of that jackass mouthbreather's distended maw.

=========

Kristol's tweet is irrelevant. The left and their paid for puppets pretending to be conservatives are reduced to actual whataboutism...based on the most idiotic comparisons.

europe has no BRC but has immigration problems? How can that be? Well, fuckstick, there's more than one way...

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (7J5t2)

433
Ron DeSantis's wife was looking smokin hot last night.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (TAmPV)

434 Notice the unifying theme between Border Security and Birthright Citizenship:

The Nature of Citizenship and the Sovereignty of the Citizen. Two of the strongest bulwarks against progressive/leftist insanity.

But old bumble-doofus Trump has no idea what he's doing. Nope, none at all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (BRvh1)

435 the open border traitor class fails to appreciate what 3 million plus new people a year can do to a country

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (7J5t2)

436 People from all side of the political spectrum are in complete agreement. I am such a dick!

Ahoy!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (sf1AO)

437 421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".
______________________________________

Says the South American living in Italy spending money that he receives from around the world.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (1beh4)

438 421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

sez the guy who lives where an empire just went and got its own "immigrants" when they didn't have enough citizens to build its infrastructure, grow its food, be its sex toys, etc. etc. etc.


The Romans were really big on "imported" labor.

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (kD8Fh)

439 Suggestions? Stop eating so much and exercise a lot more.


Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (CPk0

Oh thats just fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (7CM5W)

440 Pardon me, but did Cap'n Krystol's have a point? Because I sure didn't see it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:17 PM (HaL55)

I thought I was the only one.

It seems TDS messes with the brain synapses.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM (9hauA)


The old coquette is a sophist.

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (bUjCl)

441 That and he wouldn't support the death penalty even if Kitty was raped.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

________________

That and the Horton ad worked on my parents.

They were true swing voters, and the whole "soft on crime" angle absolutely did convince them to go with Bush.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (vUiJ4)

442 DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

Because nobody could figure out that the guy really was basically speaking for Gillum, but now they'll try to cover their backsides.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (AllCR)

443 Bill Kristol: Dropping these nuggets of wisdom out of my ass all day is toilsome.

Posted by: Fritz at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (Z9C5C)

444 430

DEVELOPING - GILLUM CAMPAIGN ISSUES STATEMENT, SEVERS TIES WITH CAMPAIGN STAFFER FROM UNDERCOVER VIDEO

They'll just find a better, higher-paying position for him since he and Gollum went to kollidge together.

FUMU.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)

Doesn't mean they don't believe it. They just had to make a show of firing him for the rubes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

445 429 407 the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

---------

Great. A pope who talks in bumper stickers.

Deep, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (X1jOm)

Tell that shit to the Welsh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (BRvh1)

446 "Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ECUyd) "

Scott Adams on Twitter was saying we should start doing targeted assassinations of Chinese cartel members due to how many Americans are being killed by Chinese fentanyl.

Not sure I agree 100% but if we can drone strike a 16 year old American citizen why not some legitimate drug-pushing monsters?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (oZ6kz)

447 Europe's immigration problems are not as bad as they are because of birthright citizenship, but having birthright citizenship there would make their immigration problems considerably worse.

The U.S.'s immigration problems are as bad as they are in part because of birthright citizenship (which acts as a huge incentive to draw illegal aliens here, because they know their "American" baby will act as an anchor to get or keep the rest of the family in the U.S., and the baby will also qualify for an abundance of U.S. welfare benefits). Our immigration problems are also terrible because we have stupid cucks like Billy-boy Kristol arguing, as he did with the muzzies in Europe, that we have a moral obligation to take on unlimited numbers of these people and their problems.

There is no contradiction between wanting to end birthright citizenship in the U.S., and wanting to avoid having the U.S. overrun by "migrants" as Europe has been (and as we currently are).

In fact, they are perfectly consistent positions to take.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (fqUgw)

448 Every show is the #1 new show on TV. Much like how in my city about 1000 restaurants are on the top 10 restaurant list every year.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (DvnZG)



Yea, I don't think Connors had any competiton in the "new" comedies that dropped. Also, is only a few shows in and the industry is pimping it like crazy. The left is desperate to make it a hit.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (8EIKN)

449 428
Dukakis lost because he is a Masshole NOT named Kennedy.

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 01:37 PM (bNBW5)


No body likes President Unibrown

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)

450 Kristol makes no sense, unexpectedly.

Posted by: ejochs at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (3+0tg)

451 Drudge is a paid demonrat operative website. Total unadulterated, bullshit. Brought to you by a total twat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2018 01:33 PM (KP5rU)


Sometimes I swear you're a brother from a different mother. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (9Om/r)

452 356 I, I don't understand Bill Kristol's tweet. How are those two statements contradictory at all?

*shoves puppets through USB port*

Here, Horde, for to be explaining.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 01, 2018 01:29 PM (mf5HN)

Because Cause and effect and logical comparisons are not something liberals have a handle on. He thought process is Europes immigration problems aren't caused by birthright citizenship so we can't both say we will end up like them and contend birthright citizenship is causing our immigration problems.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

453 Kittie Dukakis, like most women, fantasized about being raped.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (bNBW5)

454 Back in those more even handed(and actually funny days of SNL) they had some funny Dukakis bits.

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (BXMxN)

455 The Romans were really big on "imported" labor.
Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (kD8Fh)

Is that supposed to be some sort of pun?

Posted by: The Sabine Women at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (BRvh1)

456 435 the open border traitor class fails to appreciate what 3 million plus new people a year can do to a country

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun


That's no country for old men

Posted by: wrg500 at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (MWO2y)

457 CA early numbers continue looking really good. The lead is increasing in CA48. To me this is the bellwhwther. Hold this cd and we hold the house.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (DvnZG)

458 Re: "If we don't get tough, our immigration situation will be as bad as Europe's."


That's not hypocritical - because Europe is granting all of these refugees citizenship, so kids they have after migrating to Europe are born to newly-made citizens of Europe. They are not illegals living in the shadows or tourist births, FFS!

Geez, Bill Kristol must think everyone is an idiot!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (W+vEI)

459
Oh thats just fucking ridiculous.Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (7CM5W)

According to the internet, it does not work, because human metabolism is exempt from the laws of thermodynamics. I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (CPk08)

460 163 Drudge IS a douche. But maybe, just maybe he puts up that picture of Maxine with the gavel to tell us to get the fuck out there and VOTE!
Posted by: JoeF. at November 01, 2018 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

+++
I have to admit I know zero about the workings of politics, but didn't, just a few months ago, Maxine hold a rally in Hawthorne, CA and only 12 people attended?
That must mean she is extremely popular in our new, upside-down world.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (Kcf2u)

461 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".
---
Quite definitively, no they are not.

A "nation" emphasizes people of a common birth and a common heredity. Which is why the founders stipulated that Europe had nations, but the US was a union of sovereign states.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (vDqXW)

462 421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

And by immigrants they mean hispanics to america and africans and muslims to europe. that is all.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7J5t2) "

Immigrants in the Bible are always a net plus to the original society. Like Canaan.

==========

Like how China benefitted from Japanese migration in the 40's.

Umm...the left really wants European nations to be dissolved into a mezo/afro/muslim mix.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (7J5t2)

463

I thought I was the only one.



It seems TDS messes with the brain synapses.


Yeah, I should've put "tweet" in that comment somewhere.
It never ceases to amaze me how allegedly edmucatated people can talk at length and never make a point or even say anything of real value.
Brian Kilmeade springs immediately to mind. He gets paid for whatever it is that he says? Must be nice...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (HaL55)

464 453 Kittie Dukakis, like most women, fantasized about being raped.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (bNBW5)


By your shriveled up yutzick and two matzo balls?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (/9p9e)

465 Yea, I don't think Connors had any competiton in the
"new" comedies that dropped. Also, is only a few shows in and the
industry is pimping it like crazy. The left is desperate to make it a
hit.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (8EIKN)

Tune in for a half hour of crusty old people complaining about Trump and Trumpalos for good times with a laugh track over dubbed.


heeeheee hee hooooo hooo hahahahahaha

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

466 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".

--------

Except for Kenya, where the humans evolved in place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (X1jOm)

467 461 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".
---
Quite definitively, no they are not.

A "nation" emphasizes people of a common birth and a common heredity. Which is why the founders stipulated that Europe had nations, but the US was a union of sovereign states.

=========

and it gets to the main point, if white people are evil and the cause of all terrorism, can white nations be allowed to exist. That's basically the point we're at. Either we accept our demise or we become eeeevil white N's.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (7J5t2)

468 My longstanding theory is that Trump dislikes the idea of the Imperial Presidency, and a lot of his moves have been to dismantle it. Unfortunately, Congress doesn't want to take responsibility, so Trump has to drag them kicking and screaming into doing their jobs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (wCmLp)

469 "Trump supporters in one breath: Why have birthright citizenship? No one in Europe does.
Trump supporters in the next breath: If we don't get tough, our immigration situation will be as bad as Europe's."
-------

See: 'Non Sequitur'

It's true that I'm from the south, and sometimes you have to repeat the big words, but the above seems straightforward.

Kristol actually manages to lower the bar of overt anti-American collaboration every day. We need to coin some new term (unless Mr. Ace already has) for 'sub-cuck'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (xSo9G)

470 Gillum wil still get the self hating white vote who see what that guy said and nod along.

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (BXMxN)

471 Suggestions? Stop eating so much and exercise a lot more.




That is not helpful. I'm fine now. I'm talking about the next few months.

I am not an island or perfect. I need some buddies to keep me focused and away from all the treats.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (8EIKN)

472 So I'm going to be positive about the elections results, so how long before final results come in should I take the pudding cups out of the frig?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:42 PM (7CM5W)

473 Is Ace gonna get back to doing Gainz posts? Bcz I really need something like it as we head into the gluttony season. I need some people who are exercising and eating right.

Or, can someone tell me another board to go to for that? Bcz I do not want to hit Jan 1st overweight.

So, any good suggestions would be appreciated.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM


The best way to avoid gaining weight between now and January 1st?

Two words... medically induced coma.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:42 PM (URwyc)

474 Bill Kristol: Dropping these nuggets of wisdom out of my ass all day is toilsome.


Posted by: Fritz at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM (Z9C5C)

**
Speaking of ass nuggets, I haven't spoke with John Kerry in a coons age. Wonder how is coked-up daughter is doing? She always had great hair.
Mmmph.

Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (xqfqx)

475 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?
-------
Protip- Lift with your legs, not your back.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (2o7Th)

476 "The Connors" is like a whole season of Star Trek, but without Captain Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Bones, Sulu or Checkov in the cast. Nothing but Redshirts. Yeah, that'd be popular.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (c+2jX)

477 472 Depends on your level of tolerance.

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (BXMxN)

478 463 Brian Kilmeade springs immediately to mind. He gets paid for whatever it is that he says? Must be nice...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (HaL55)

Now let him ramble on about high-school soccer for 20 minutes...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

479 >>The best way to avoid gaining weight between now and January 1st?


Go to your local mall and lick a door handle or two.

You will lose weight.

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (bNBW5)

480 I'm sure the Connors will have a long and fruitful run just like all those other successful spin-offs that ditched main characters like Joey and Golden Palace and Flo and Tabitha and....

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (oZ6kz)

481 Dukakis lost because he is a Masshole NOT named Kennedy.

He made the mistake all Massachusetts politicians make. They think the rest of the country thinks like all the idiots here.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (sf1AO)

482 philly synagogue shooter pleads not guilty.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (L01V2)

483 Because Cause and effect and logical comparisons are not something liberals have a handle on. He thought process is Europes immigration problems aren't caused by birthright citizenship so we can't both say we will end up like them and contend birthright citizenship is causing our immigration problems.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:39 PM (2DOZq)


*squints*

I guess I can sorta see that.

It's still stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

484 I remember when all you would meet all day were Austrolopithecines.

Posted by: A Kenyan at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (X1jOm)

485 Kristol is a very stupid man. Maybe he should just shut his stupid piehole and restore some dignity and respect. He won't though because he never had any to begin with. Gah his mug is punchable.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (0OmEj)

486 475 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?
-------
Protip- Lift with your legs, not your back.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic!


And keep an eye out for AtC's raptors

Posted by: wrg500 at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (MWO2y)

487 Late to the show as usual.
Is Billy Kristol off his meds or has he upped his crack consumption?

I know, embrace the healing power of, "And"

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (RigqT)

488 Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223
_______________________

Flaming arrow...

Posted by: Kudzu King


Nail gun to nail front and back door shut first.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (ECUyd)

489 I am not an island or perfect. I need some buddies to keep me focused and away from all the treats.


All you need.. is to order a surgical staple gun..place it to the lips.. and a few clicks later .. problem solved!

(might be some Value-right and Florida man involved there somehow)

Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (mGbtv)

490 Eddie Eagle GunSafe Program, NRA's groundbreaking gun accident
prevention course for children, has achieved another milestone by
reaching its 31 millionth child.

More winning.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 01, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

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Splendid!

And I hope Farmer Hoggett remembers that our side's grade-schoolers can beat his side's adults.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (5aX2M)

491 476 "The Connors" is like a whole season of Star Trek, but without Captain Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Bones, Sulu or Checkov in the cast. Nothing but Redshirts. Yeah, that'd be popular.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (c+2jX)

I'd watched the Conners if one of the characters got killed every episode.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

492 I am not an island or perfect. I need some buddies to keep me focused and away from all the treats.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (8EIKN)

Just pick a date to stop eating solid food, go on a Full Valuerite Diet.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (7CM5W)

493 457 CA early numbers continue looking really good. The lead is increasing in CA48. To me this is the bellwhwther. Hold this cd and we hold the house.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (DvnZG)

I hope you are not being a cruel tease...

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (a0IVu)

494 That is not helpful. I'm fine now. I'm talking about the next few months.

I am not an island or perfect. I need some buddies to keep me focused and away from all the treats.Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:41 PM (8EIKN)

Howabout I call you a disgusting fat slob every time I see one of your posts?

I'm asking your permission first because I want you to know I'm sensitive, helpful and shit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (CPk08)

495 >>Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?



Well, one is a type of Porn.

Posted by: garrett at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (bNBW5)

496 421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".
___________________

Guess what Francis? The U.S. is already built. So are the nations of Europe. None of these "immigrants" are coming to the U.S. or Europe to build a nation. They're coming here to take from nations that others have already built.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (fqUgw)

497 If the GOP turns out in FL, Gillum isnt winning. Ive even read some comments on NYT and WaPo from readers saying they hate Trump but Gillum is a bridge too far for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (DvnZG)

498 462
421 "the fucking fake pope "nations are built by immigrants".



And by immigrants they mean hispanics to america and africans and muslims to europe. that is all.



Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:34 PM (7J5t2) "



Immigrants in the Bible are always a net plus to the original society. Like Canaan.



==========



Like how China benefitted from Japanese migration in the 40's.



Umm...the left really wants European nations to be dissolved into a mezo/afro/muslim mix.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (7J5t2)


Huh, why don't these "immigrants' build up their own shithole nations then, since their all into building n shit?

Is the Pope calling for a bunch of whypeepo to go to brown places and build a nations?

Imma confused. Imma thought that was colonialism.
Stupid Pope.



Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

499
have to admit I know zero about the workings of politics, but didn't, just a few months ago, Maxine hold a rally in Hawthorne, CA and only 12 people attended? That must mean she is extremely popular in our new, upside-down world.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (Kcf2u)


Did you see Bernie's crowd yesterday in Florida? They only had a few dozen people show up at a large venue but they insisted on using the jumbotron anyway.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

500 482 philly synagogue shooter pleads not guilty.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at November 01, 2018
01:44 PM (L01V2)

Eh? Wut? Is he going for the 'I am insane' tactic?

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (a0IVu)

501 Bush was losing handily to Dukakis early on despite being Reagan's heir.

He was losing handily until he won, just like Reagan. Polling was no different back then than today, mostly an attempt to manipulate voting and public perception.

This isn't just cynicism or right wing wishcasting. You know why I can tell its true? Because every single time in the last week or so the polls "tighten up" and become more accurate to the actual election. Perceptions and public statements haven't changed. The data didn't change. They just know they have to be reasonably close to the results or the gig is up. So they start being more honest and accurate.

And today, even that doesn't work, because people have wised up to polls, don't like to answer them, are on cell phones more, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

502 I think Jillian Mele replaced Heather Nauret who use to do the news on Fox & Friends.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (hECVl)

503 493...

Nope.
Check out the data yourself, politicaldata.com

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (DvnZG)

504 The only reason I remember the Willie Horton ad is because I was working my first real job, and I had a manager named Willie Horton.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (wOHpD)

505 Me at restaurant in one breath:I will have the double cheeseburger. Me in next breathe: I will have a large coke.


I think captain sloppy is spending too much time on the lido deck and is getting sunstroke. There is no contradiction there.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (LWu6U)

506 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Don't tell the elf.

Posted by: human at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (0CeRG)

507 497 If the GOP turns out in FL, Gillum isnt winning. Ive even read some comments on NYT and WaPo from readers saying they hate Trump but Gillum is a bridge too far for them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (DvnZG)


So in essence, replace Gillum with Clinton and you have 2 years ago.

Same thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:47 PM (/9p9e)

508 Did you see Bernie's crowd yesterday in Florida?
They only had a few dozen people show up at a large venue but they
insisted on using the jumbotron anyway.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

they were big people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:47 PM (7CM5W)

509 It never ceases to amaze me how allegedly edmucatated people can talk at length and never make a point or even say anything of real value.

There's an excellent Bible verse about people like that.
2 Timothy 3:7 [ They are -ed ] "always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2018 01:47 PM (9qZ3S)

510 506 Horde consensus on Dwarf Tossing and/or Midget Bowling?

Don't tell the elf.
Posted by: human at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (0CeRG)


"Try it, asshole!"

- - Sky Lo Lo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:47 PM (/9p9e)

511 507

Yep.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (DvnZG)

512 Bush was losing handily to Dukakis early on despite being Reagan's heir.

He was losing handily until he won, just like Reagan. Polling was no different back then than today, mostly an attempt to manipulate voting and public perception.
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I was that damned Rocky the Flying Squirrel photo, dammit!

Posted by: Mike Dukakis at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (CDGwz)

513 @387 Ah, but this neighborhood is nearly 100% liberal/socialist. Vigilantes? Guns? Don't make me laugh. They'll bring hot meals to the criminals' hideout van and apologize for their own white privilege.
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What you wrote is that most of the victims are petite Asian women. Those are cultural ethnic groups that still tend to take family seriously. If word started getting around that there was a small group of individuals preying on Asian women, and the authorities were essentially ignoring them, then I wouldn't be surprised if a few Asian men (who'd had at least one female relative brutally beaten during an attack) decided it was worth surreptitiously solving the problem.

Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (+fHsM)

514 Mr. Krystal is correct. If we don't do something about immigration we will turn into Europe.

Who wants that?

Posted by: Joe Smithfellow at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (Lm4bP)

515 Willie Horton was unfairly smeared. I mean he's no Kaline, but 325 HR's, 4-time All-Star, that's a solid career.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (oZ6kz)

516 504 The only reason I remember the Willie Horton ad is because I was working my first real job, and I had a manager named Willie Horton.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (wOHpD)

Willie Horton's sounds like a great hamburger joint.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (2DOZq)

517 I fail to see any disconnect between either of the two positions outlined by Mr Kristol. Is he losing it or has he already lost it?

Posted by: JimK at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (uAlm4)

518
Did you see Bernie's crowd yesterday in Florida? They only had a few dozen people show up at a large venue but they insisted on using the jumbotron anyway.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

+++

I am remembering that Obola's re-election rallies were very pathetic and the media had to to fancy footwork with editing the scenes to make it look like people were there. Yet, the S.O.B. won again.

Like I say, I understand nothing.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (Kcf2u)

519 Trump supporters in one breath: Why have birthright citizenship? No one in Europe does.
Trump supporters in the next breath: If we don't get tough, our immigration situation will be as bad as Europe's.


This is a clever attempt at being unanswerable while making one's foes look inconsistent and foolish. It doesn't really sway anyone's opinion or change anyone's minds, all it does is help solidify the thoughts of one group and annoy the other. Its part of the prevent defense the left is playing now. They have no offense, they have no game plan. All they have left is a desperation to not lose any more base.

But ultimately, Kristol seems to be supporting the European plan... and yet not. In other words, he's doing what he accuses others of doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)

520 503 493...

Nope.
Check out the data yourself, politicaldata.com
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (DvnZG)

OMG..thank you for that. My candidate is just a few hundred votes behind the incumbent Dem

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

521 philly synagogue shooter pleads not guilty.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM


Pittsburgh. Not Philly. It's easy to remember. You got Philly on one side of the state, Pittsburgh on the other side with Alabama in between.

James Carvile

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (URwyc)

522 Nood

Posted by: zeera at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (YcvbY)

523 Did anyone see the 2-part Frontline show on facebook this week?

SCARY
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)
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No, could you give a brief synopsis.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (hECVl)

524 515 Good ballplayer but murderng people is no bueno.....

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (BXMxN)

525 I've never visited the Vatican, but I'm guessing there are some really nice walls there.

I'm also betting it's almost impossible to live there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (0NAbP)

526 >>I think captain sloppy is spending too much time on the lido deck and is getting sunstroke. There is no contradiction there.'


Perhaps he's farting out these nuggets of wisdom while drinking in his home's den/office?
I can see him patting himself on the back at what a sly jab he's made at the heathen Trumphorde and then toddling off to the club for the earlybird special with Lovey, his wife.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

527 My wife was not going to vote for either candidate for FL gov, until Gillum started to talk income tax. That made her vote DeSantis.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (wGbBR)

528 philly synagogue shooter pleads not guilty.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at November 01, 2018 01:44 PM (L01V2)

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Wut? Is it the "it's not murder because they're k*kes" defense?

Or is he dusting off the Nuremberg classic "I was just following Hitler's orders" defense?

How do you set up a massacre, sign off on social media saying "Screw your optics, I'm going in," and then plead not guilty?

What a puss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (5aX2M)

529 1988 was the first election I sort of paid attention to. I wasn't old enough to vote but I remember SNL had funny skits with Jon Lovits as Dukakis.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (DvnZG)

530
Eh? Wut? Is he going for the 'I am insane' tactic?

Posted by: IC at November 01, 2018 01:45 PM (a0IVu)


The OrangeBadMan made him do it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (TAmPV)

531 516 504 The only reason I remember the Willie Horton ad is because I was working my first real job, and I had a manager named Willie Horton.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 01, 2018 01:46 PM (wOHpD)

Willie Horton's sounds like a great hamburger joint.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 01, 2018 01:48 PM (2DOZq)


"He's the black sheep of the family, eh."

- - Tim Horton

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (/9p9e)

532 they were big people.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (CDGwz)

533 lol

I forgot where I was when I asked for suggestions.

~ Medically induced coma

~ Licking Mall Door Handles

~ Surgical Staple Gun


.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (8EIKN)

534 So, I read the "nations are built by immigrants" remark to mean that we should welcome MS-13 members the same way Argentina welcomed post-WII Nazis. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2018 01:50 PM (Pqytn)

535
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Trigglypuff
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*triggers circus calliope music*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2018 01:50 PM (CDGwz)

536 More than half of the "immigrants" in the U.S., of both the legal and illegal variety, are receiving some form of welfare.

That's a pretty strange way to "nation build" isn't it, Frankie?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 01, 2018 01:50 PM (fqUgw)

537 533
lol



I forgot where I was when I asked for suggestions.



~ Medically induced coma



~ Licking Mall Door Handles



~ Surgical Staple Gun




Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 01, 2018 01:49 PM (8EIKN)


Pro tip:
If you get a head wound, just kill yourself.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM (7CM5W)

538 True story: Swear to Gawd.

Kitty Dukakis Father's name is HARRY DICKSON.

Get it??? Harry Dickson?????


She's kind of HAWT for 81 years old.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM (dMrJJ)

539 The media is being played. Look, we are approaching Mid-terms. Trump has continuously shown everyone how he operates, and still, they don't get it. Immigration is a big win issue for Republicans. So, anyone with half a brain knows you want that issue dominating the news cycle leading up to the election.

Trump drops the "anchor baby" bomb a few days ago and what is the media chewing on? Immigration, of course. This is highlighted by the caravan of illegal immigrants coming up from out south. So, what does Trump do? Well, he sends a lot more military support than he would ever need, knowing that the media couldn't resist continuously harking on the point. What are they talking about? IMMIGRATION. Just like Trump wanted them to do.

What will they be talking about a few days from now? IMMIGRATION...just like Trump wants them to do. Expect him to drop another statement or act in the next day or two to keep it going.

Posted by: Orson at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM (pefct)

540 "Watched the Oprah speech on FOX. It was masterful, chock full of sly
references to the evil folks who want to suppress your vote, lynch you,
and take away your healthcare."
Wow, talk about scare tactics. I'm surprised she didn't echo Biden and say they want to put us back in chains. But, there's a big push in Georgia to get black women, in particular, to vote, and especially after Atlanta just elected its first black female as mayor.

We have an interesting story here in Maryland where even a good number of Democrats are supporting the Republican for governor (incumbent Larry Hogan) over former NAACP president Ben Jealous in this very blue state. Hogan is not what I would consider to be conservative, but I think he's made some Democrats look at Republicans a lot differently now.

Posted by: Claudia at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM (zYWPO)

541 Suggestions? Stop eating so much and exercise a lot more.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at November 01, 2018 01:36 PM

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Oh thats just fucking ridiculous.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:38 PM


Annnnnnnd ... The Cannibal Bob diet has been revealed!

The mentioned physical activity consumes 3.1 calories per minute for women, and 4.2 calories per minute for men.

So, as an example, a 1.86 oz Snickers bar has 250 calories. Therefore, it takes 80.6 minutes for a woman to burn off, and 59.5 for a man.

Simply take how many calories are in that holiday treat, divide it by your appropriate factor listed above, and you know how many minutes your holiday treat has to last.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:52 PM (ctuyM)

542 Quick, someone do a Venn Diagram containing Bill Kristol and then "Those who take Kristol seriously.

I suspect very little overlap would occur.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 01, 2018 01:52 PM (qC1Sy)

543 The cucks seem to think this is merely a blip on radar. That, with their help, the folk who agree with Trump will all go away and they will have dominance on coasts. Or, that's what they're hoping with all their future.
They're burning bridges they assume will be rebuilt.
Billy. and others have gambled their future on Trump failing.
Let's break their hearts, then jump on them for what they call us.
If they only knew how smart we are. Or, simply, too smart for them.
Go Bears!

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 01, 2018 01:52 PM (YpRda)

544 I need someone to keep me focused after the big triptophan event. I lose coherence and always find myself coming to, eating pie.

Then later, my brain tricking me into eating large turkey sammiches.

HELP!!

Posted by: Sooner at November 01, 2018 01:52 PM (Fs5vw)

545 fake pope's statement is basically "we support manifest destiny, except on already populated first world nations"

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:53 PM (7J5t2)

546 Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ECUyd)

Because they're watching it to see who comes and goes, you know you would be seen throwing that Molotov.

Find a way to "toss" it from a distance.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 01, 2018 01:53 PM (z79tQ)

547 I must have ... missed 60 minutes. Why are we talking about Dukakis?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at November 01, 2018 01:53 PM (7J5t2)

548 Undercook that Aldi turkey.. that'll do the trick!

Posted by: catman at November 01, 2018 01:54 PM (JHxwF)

549 Willie Horton was unfairly smeared. I mean he's no Kaline, but 325 HR's, 4-time All-Star, that's a solid career.

He was okay but like you say, no Al Kaline. But then, who is?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

550 546 Johnny Law is the only thing stopping me from dealing with a drug house in the neighborhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2018 01:35 PM (ECUyd)

Because they're watching it to see who comes and goes, you know you would be seen throwing that Molotov.

Find a way to "toss" it from a distance.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 01, 2018 01:53 PM (z79tQ)

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I believe I have an idea...

Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at November 01, 2018 01:55 PM (qC1Sy)

551 Pro tip:
If you get a head wound, just kill yourself.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM


You're still here, ain't'cha?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:55 PM (ctuyM)

552 I would narrow that to "sous vide is exactly as safe to eat as the raw meat you put into it, and no more"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 01, 2018 01:31 PM (BRvh1)

I seem to remember being preached at, that 40 degrees to 140 degrees was the "danger zone" in which food spoilage bacteria and pathogens would readily multiply. And Bonhomme was talking about "sous-viding" a steak for 3 hours at 133 degrees.

Not to mention that there's 3 hours for a warm plastic bag to exude plasticizers into your meat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2018 01:55 PM (KHhgg)

553 Invisible Hand. You had me. You were on the right track, you were ON A ROLL.

Then you said some shit about the BEARS.


YOU SUCK.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:56 PM (dMrJJ)

554
Ever notice that Dukakis sound and awfully lot like cuck cock kiss??


*random musings

Posted by: fixerupper at November 01, 2018 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

555 551
Pro tip:

If you get a head wound, just kill yourself.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:51 PM



You're still here, ain't'cha?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 01, 2018 01:55 PM (ctuyM)

LMAO. and there ya go. Moron bedside manner!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 01, 2018 01:57 PM (7CM5W)

556
I eat pumpkin pie year round. But there's freaking 400 some calories in every slice!

*If* prepared properly with huge amounts of both white and brown sugar.

Portion control. That's key.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 01, 2018 01:58 PM (URwyc)

557 Jeebus cripes, this drug house story is stoooopit.

If you want that drug house gone.

Open up a drug house, in your own sweet crib.

The dealers down the street will BURN you place down, and then the cops will get them for VAPING in public or something, and put them away. They get a hate crime enhancer if they are caught with a soda that includes a straw.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Oh........get LIBERTY LIBERTY...LIBERTY insurance first.

What address do I sent my consulting bill to??

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 01:59 PM (dMrJJ)

558 >>No, could you give a brief synopsis.

Hmmm. It chronicled the company's growth and repeated disregard for the security of its users data, and how they eventually decided to monetize the f#@$ out of selling user data right before their IPO (without a care for privacy, while mouthing fake concern). They interviewed a facebook lawyer who left in protest of this.

They interviewed a number of people who had gone to facebook that reported 3rd parties accessing facebook data for various nefarious uses and they were ignored. They also mentioned cases in several countries, such as Myanmar, where facebook was used to spread political discord and violence by setting up facebook pages with extreme opposing views to attract people who agreed who were then manipulated into IRL confrontations, violence.

They also interviewed a guy who was an early investor who was critical of how their ranking algorithm promoted more extreme fare (of all views, not just evil conservatives), who was ignored, so he left the company.

Yeah, they spent time on the Trump-Russia stuff, but it the info on how facebook has been used in countries lacking well-regulated communications was new to me.

The worst for me was how oblivious - and young - all the facebook people they showed were. Based on the people who have quit in protest there is no interest in wisdom and experience from non-millennials (my observation, not stated).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2018 02:00 PM (W+vEI)

559 John Roberts @johnrobertsFox
9m
Senior Administration Official tells Fox News that @statedeptspox Heather Nauert has been offered the job of UN Ambassador

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 02:01 PM (sXyKU)

560 "The Connors" is like a whole season of Star Trek, but without Captain Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Bones, Sulu or Checkov in the cast. Nothing but Redshirts. Yeah, that'd be popular.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2018 01:43 PM (c+2jX)


I'd love to see a Star Trek that focused on the lowely crew members sent into certain death by the incompetent command staff that inhabit every Federation starship.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2018 02:02 PM (wCmLp)

561 reading the liberal subreddits after the birthright citizenship tweet, and it was pretty clear that the Left was having a very hard time building any type of angst over this.

I think even the lefty base is not really a fan of this. Usually, every PDT tweet generates a dozen front page posts, and every post has thousands of comments of sheer hatred and stupidity. Sometimes way down at the bottom there is a semi-rational comment.

On the citizenship tweet, they just didn't have their heart in it. Even the npcs were stumbling.

This is very good news. I think it is an political winner, and I think it has a good chance of getting some changes.

We had no hope with a solid liberal court, but now I see this as possible.

It comes down to basic fairness. Forget the 14th or the kid, but what the law is now, is that if you cross the border and are illegal, you are illegal. Unless you have a kid, then the kid can sponsor you and you are given a pass. This is absurd, and the only way around it is to not give the kid citizenship.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 01, 2018 02:02 PM (LWu6U)

562 Television ratings these days are terrible.

Back in the day:

Average Seinfeld viewers per season: 26.6 million
Average Friends viewers per season: 23.6 million

Today:

Blackish a show they call a hit comedy only gets about 4 million per show

Modern Family gets about 5 million per show

Dancing with the Stars gets about 8.5 Million

Survivor gets about 7 million

NCIS gets about 12 million - One of the higher rated shows. Big Bang also.


The Seinfeld finale (199 was watched by 76.3 million people in the US.

The Friends finale (2004) was watched by 52.5 million people in the US

Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 02:04 PM (akP6k)

563 This Bill Kristol fellow sure had a lot of liberal followers for being such a staunch conservative.

Posted by: Sgmstv at November 01, 2018 02:06 PM (zRF7d)

564 I'm on board with the horde being my virtual bachelorette party/ reception planner.
Posted by: shibumi at November 01, 2018 01:12 PM


We will create an Event that, should you and your guests survive it, will leave you indelibly marked.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at November 01, 2018 02:07 PM (NeSSd)

565 Rosanne's reboot got ratings around

First episode got about 22 million but ended their season with about 11 million viewers

The Connors

Started with 10.5 million and they dropped to 7.7 million on the second show. Expect it to drop again next week.

So it's beating Blackish, Modern Family but nobody watches much television these days. It doesn't take much to be called a hit comedy.

Posted by: TipTop at November 01, 2018 02:07 PM (akP6k)

566 376 @371 Is there a wkiboob? Asking for a friend....

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Probably...

Probably more than one, actually...
Posted by: junior at November 01, 2018

*
*
There's a site called BoobieBlog. And I refuse to say how I know this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 01, 2018 02:09 PM (Fz8ov)

567 I'd love to see a Star Trek that focused on the lowely crew members sent into certain death by the incompetent command staff that inhabit every Federation starship.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

Bad news, other news and worse news.

We lost more unnamed crew members this week (surprise) but we created a life form on the holodeck...which is also killing crew members.

Posted by: We made 'The Book' at November 01, 2018 02:10 PM (NeSSd)

568 Colorado Alex is obviously a WHITE NATIONALIST.

Why do you HATE Uhura. She was BROWN and downtown.

Nice ACE Uhura, beam THIS UP.

Posted by: SUG at November 01, 2018 02:15 PM (dMrJJ)

569 The lead is increasing in CA48. To me this is the bellwhwther. Hold this cd and we hold the house.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 01, 2018 01:40 PM (DvnZG)

Is 48 Rohrabacher?
I hope folks see that video of his
Opponent being disgusting and aggressive.

Posted by: LASue at November 01, 2018 02:21 PM (PkIg+)

570 Heather Nauert has been offered the job of UN Ambassador
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 01, 2018 02:01 PM (sXyKU)
Compare and contrast- Nauert and Haley with Samantha powers.


Hahaha!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 01, 2018 02:23 PM (PkIg+)

571 what the hell is Bill Kristal even talking about? Does he even know?

We don't want birthright citizenship or illegal aliens. Simple. Not complicated.

In the past I have had no problem with birthright citizenship. But illegals abused that, so now it has got to go. Shame, but what else can you do when people relentlessly exploit every possible loophole?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 01, 2018 02:55 PM (ABH6n)

572 Trump needs one or two more SCOTUS picks and then he'll end anchor babies with an EO.

Kennedy was a squish. But we still need an insurance vote

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 01, 2018 03:40 PM (UmojF)

573 Are there still gullible conservatives out there who *still* think Kristol, Goldberg, and Erickson are one of us?

Posted by: rcocean at November 01, 2018 03:48 PM (mX6ZJ)

574 You have to give Kristol credit though, he's one of the greatest liars of all time. How many people could act the 'Right winger' for 20 years while actually despising conservatism and conservatives?

Posted by: rcocean at November 01, 2018 03:50 PM (mX6ZJ)

575 "Conservative", like most other political terms, has no precise definition. I'm sure Bill Kristol fits Bill Kristol's definition of Conservative just fine.

I find the term worse than useless.

Posted by: Common Sense at November 01, 2018 04:26 PM (gCi0W)

576 How does ending birthright citizenship matter if you're deporting 20 million illegals?

If you're not deporting 20 million illegals, how are you addressing the core problem here?

Posted by: ChrisBalsz at November 01, 2018 07:12 PM (bJlQE)

577 As a reminder, FDR rounded up and internally deported 3 million Japanese-Americans without an interstate highway system and without airborne transport. Within a year.

Posted by: ChrisBalsz at November 01, 2018 07:15 PM (bJlQE)

578 Every person who wants an end to birthright citizenship may as well order their children to register Democrat or not bother to vote. Because when the Democrats run the executive branch again, you WILL be disenfranchised. Just as you can't get a tax-exempt 503(c) going to protest their policies.

Idiots.

Posted by: ChrisBalsz at November 01, 2018 07:17 PM (bJlQE)

579 I know of no better guarantor of electoral failure, than to declare that 20 million residents are going to lose their civil rights, yet remain here, SO LONG AS ONE PARTY GOVERNS.

Posted by: ChrisBalsz at November 01, 2018 07:19 PM (bJlQE)

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