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Mollie Hemingway: The Media Told Us that a Serial Rapist Had Been Nominated to the Supreme Court and We Needed to "Believe Victims."
So Why Have They Completely Stopped Reporting on This Story, Now That the "Serial Rapist" is a Justice?
It kind of suggests that the media was lying when they claimed they #Believed so strongly, and that they knew from the start they were only executing a Political Op with the elective-office branch of the Democrat-Media Complex, and now that the political fight is over, there's no need to continue the sham op.
Kind of like the Russia Collusion Op we hear less and less about. Hemingway asks some semi-rhetorical questions, but only semi. Though the questions suggest an answer, I'm sure she'd like answers from the media -- and if the media had any answers which could dispel the suspicion that they are simply the Audio-Visual Squad of the Democrat Party, they would offer them.While Blasey Ford is unclear on the precise location of the claimed assault, Maryland police said they would fully investigate any allegations brought to them. Has that been done? The argument was that the multi-week delay in September was insufficient for a proper investigation of her claims. If that's true, what has been done in October? Why have we heard nothing? If the media and other Democratic leaders wanted to have any credibility at all that the post-hearing release of multiple allegations wasn’t a pure political stunt for which they were willing to destroy a man, they'd continue to fight for justice every day, wouldn't they? They would ask every Democratic candidate whether he believed Ford and supported impeaching Kavanaugh. If the Kavanaugh confirmation circus were about justice for his alleged victims, instead of about killing his nomination by any means, we’d still be getting updates on this story, wouldn’t we? So what does it mean that we're not getting updates? What does it mean that Democrats are not being asked by mainstream journalists about whether they support Kavanaugh's impeachment? Why have the media given up on investigating this story that they obsessed over for a few weeks in September and October?One answer: The media knows, like the Democrat Party knows, that this political operation is not helpful to them during an election season. So... the media and Democrats can choose to pursue or not pursue a story, believe or not believe a precious victim, based only on crass political calculations? If so: What was all the sanctimonious preening about if Republicans chose to not believe this bullshit? Are Democrats and their Audio-Visual Squad in the media the only citizens with a high enough Citizen Rights Rating to allow political self-interest some space in their decision-making process?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (/9p9e)
I've come to be with you again
Posted by: Barbara Streisands Pancakes at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (YCbOZ)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:18 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (sXyKU)
The AV squad performed a valuable service. They afforded an opportunity for socially inept geeks with pizza-faces and high-water pants to somehow fit in at school.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (/9p9e)
According to them, yes.
It is refreshing to finally see pushing back against this.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (/9p9e)
I read Spandau Phoenix. It was all right.
Nazis under your bed!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (Uiz/V)
Actually, Audio Visual Squad would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (dM3St)
>>Someone started a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh to help pay his bills for security for him and his family. They raised $600k.
>>Today he turned it down. Ford kept hers.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)
I'd say a stronger suggestion is that they only EVER believe all women who accuse Republicans.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Ask Whitey... oh, wait a second...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: TexasJew at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (cmYFa)
So, Mueller? Not a rapist?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
He's been raping the judicial system for years.
And not the good kind of rape.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (4e+hS)
Haven't heard anything worthy that Blasey-Ford give her million dollar pay off to.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (Srvbh)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
yikes! getting kinda tough to get a post in these days. don't you people have jobs?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)
Wait, this isn't a job!? Do NOT tell Heidi.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (myjNJ)
Disagree. It serves a purpose. Make the Dems defend ripping the country apart and attempting to destroy a man and his family. And it can be done at the same time as the invaders.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)
Well, I think I'll go with "sanctimonious preening". That about sums it up.
Posted by: pep at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (UGKMd)
.............
I guess it wasn't very indelible in their hippocampus.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)
I completely disagree. Some of us old white guys are sick and tired of being tossed under the bus and blamed for everything under the sun.
Screw the left and their Believe All Women crap. Women lie every bit as much as men.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The NYT guy that thinks China is really Great at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (KfOR3)
Posted by: The MSM at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (QLvwG)
Herman Cain much?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Waldo at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)
Of course they will. They need that seat in the hands of a reliable Leftist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: HA at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Rapey Tardigrade at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (iiJil)
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)
...or the elephecampus. The one responsible for memory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
>>Today he turned it down. Ford kept hers.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)
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Sure, this is their payoff method these days. Strzok, McCabe and others also got $500k+ payoffs and slithered back under their rocks, just like Dr. Babyvoice.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Jake Tapper, Journolist, Author, Leader at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (UFLLM)
I am so praying to the Good Lord above that they get such a pranging next Tuesday. Good and hard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (nfekj)
And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.
If you catch my drift.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)
If you're getting paid for this, don't let Soros find out because you stink as a leftist troll. ;^)to post
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (myjNJ)
Paul Ryan's cake-hole is no help either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (OjnQU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)
Same here. I'm nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/yak58e9p
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
I'm going with "all of them."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
FL EV update 7:21 am 10/31 R lead increased again to 62.9k. Dems are in trouble. FL is a safe R if this trend continues. Only 5 more days of EV in D leaning counties while 6 more days in R leaning panhandle.
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (/9p9e)
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* Fist Bump *
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (2o7Th)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Paul R. at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (dM3St)
I think Limbaugh said at the end of the show that the Libertarian is pulling out of either Montana or Minnesota and endorsing the Republican.
Maybe Montana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Little Lupe at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (OI5AW)
____________________
A woman state legislator in Maryland asked the Montgomery County MD (where Kavanaugh allegedly assaulted Ford) cops to investigate Ford's claims.
The Montgomery Co. police chief, and the state's attorney for the county, wrote back to her that they could not open an investigation because no witness had filed a complaint in the county, and there must be a complaining witness before a criminal investigation can begin.
They also said that at the time of the alleged Kavanaugh assault, the statute of limitations in MD for attempted rape, and also for sexual assault, was 1-year, and both crimes were classified as misdemeanors. So even if they could investigate, and even if they found substantial evidence that Kavanaugh did exactly what Ford claimed, there was no way he could be prosecuted now, the statute of limitations having long since expired.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)
Lol. I told Heidi I was an community organizer on the World Wide Web. But i think she knows....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (7CM5W)
As that has as much chance of happening in the Senate this year as I do of being elected Pope, it is just ANOTHER empty political statement with no actual principle attached to it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (Boy/L)
This is a . . . bombshell,
tipping point
beginning of the end
The NEWS is a psy op. We don't have a free press, we have political officers spouting slogans at us, 24/7.
Posted by: simplemind at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (+4kf/)
When you have no principles, you are rudderless.
And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.
If you catch my drift.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)
Ahoy!!
Posted by: Capt Cuck at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (TAmPV)
A Renaissance Man I was.
Lol
I was nerd jock geek all rolled into one.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (nfekj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (4e+hS)
And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.
If you catch my drift.
Sounds fishy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (APH5J)
Hey, I wish someone would pay me to post here; I'd probably make more than I do at my part time job-as I head to the Wall of Shame For This week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)
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The Dems that I see that condone this shit have the BAMN, ends justify the means mentality. They are amoral and deranged, but focused.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: OJ Simpson at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (MlNIK)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (7CM5W)
Don't use your real name.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (QLvwG)
A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)
Her courage through this ordeal has been inspiring. She was left crying on the corner, waiting in the rain but she swore she'd never ever wait again.
As Americans we can still hold out hope that justice will be served and her attacker held accountable.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (ismre)
probably make more than I do at my part time job-as I head to the Wall
of Shame For This week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)
OMG...you too Fen...what have they done to you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (7CM5W)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (hvf9s)
Posted
by: Don Lemon Party
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)
oh and btw, NBC News knew about this, and knew the whole Swetnick claim was a complete fabrication 2 days before the final vote, but they decided to sit on this information and not say anything at all until a couple of days ago. I guess because they're a "news" organization.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
country still refuses to acknowledge all the lies and hypocrisy in the
democratic party. is it part of their platform?
Posted by: nurse ratched
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No, it's part of their dogma.
Just as abortion is their sacrament.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (RuIsu)
https://tinyurl.com/yak58e9p
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
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Did you notice that except for 1 or 2 photos, Mewler's yucking it up with Dems, and people like Brennan and Clapper?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (nfekj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (nfekj)
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (2o7Th)
And, I hope this goes from your site to Tucker's eyes to his 3.2m viewers, oh my.
I fervently believe Americans hate nothing more than being jerked around, and the Dems getting caught at that at every turn lately...as in forever.
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (APH5J)
Excellent! I won't!
Posted by: Cannibal Jimmy at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (7CM5W)
Don Lemmon 714.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (Hzzwm)
She also said Donald Trump would never be president.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (bQtop)
I am more than happy that Hollywood is throwing their money away on Texas races. Abortion barbies, fake mexican irishmen...keep doing it!
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AjNMO)
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It may answer the question on whether Flake and McCain were RINO's by choice or by necessity.
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (G0vdT)
Notice that the Reds consistently make some issue a BFD in the run-up to an election, but the "issue" sinks without trace the day after the election.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (RuIsu)
I wonder if Ford, with nothing to gain if you recall, has turned down her ~$1 million in GFMs?
I already know the answer to that one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Bilwis
My choice. It would be like taunting a Nigerian Prince
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)
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She says that every 2 years. It's kind of her thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Swetnick used to be a Katz client. Then moved to Avenatti.
The media is burying all of their Kavanaugh allegations because they don't want to go to jail for their overt conspiracy. But the Republican Party is sufficiently angry to close off their escape.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (7CM5W)
Who's" they."? It's o.k. For the past two months I worked extra at the real job-even though I don't get paid for it- and this avoided the WOS.
I should become a Soros troll. I think I'd be good at it being a former Democrat voter and all....but the whole idea is very depressing..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (APH5J)
LMAO...ok all later.
Posted by: Cannibal Jimmy at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (7CM5W)
https://bit.ly/2Juqfen
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (9qZ3S)
She also promises to impeach President Hoover.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (APH5J)
They will then text you saying they will never bother tou again.
Then.you text that number every day reminding them that you are voting, thanks to them, to Make America Great Again.
I might even text a request for a ride to.the polls.
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (SEiHR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (/9p9e)
Who?
Posted by: The MSM at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (YqDXo)
the Jerky Boys had a hilarious prank call regarding this.
Teh Ghey was trying to purchase a tennis ball launcher and asking the sales rep about its ability to "fire potatoes"
Posted by: Derptastic at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (DB16e)
On a whim, I checked recent news stories about Cain. Interestingly, there was something in recent weeks, an audio-tape back from before the 2012 election from Rep. Jason Lewis mocking the women making the allegations against Cain. It's an attempt to take down Lewis... but the question is, where are these women now? They popped up, Cain was derailed. And they disappeared again.
And if you haven't forgotten, the same [Shiite] happened to Trump in the 2016 election. There was the "Grab" video, and then there were women all over the place claiming harassment. Even Stacy McCain (The good McCain) said basically to "stick a fork in 'im" when the news broke. But Trump didn't break, or back down. He threatened lawsuits against the women making those claims. You don't hear the media mentioning those claims much anymore. The only way they seem to cover it, is with a pillow.
Posted by: Another Anon at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (WapIQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (GEhPL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (/9p9e)
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He wants a few more CNN/MSNBC interviews before he leaves so he can tell us all about "real conservatism".
Like the time he was so conservative tactically he let Joe Biden punk him over and over again on national TV before a big election.
Posted by: William Eaton at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (MuTTO)
Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dM3St)
On voter enthusiasm it's a very small lead for Reps. Also, last week YouGov was d+6
So goodish news there
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (nfekj)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't Ryan's Cake Hole open for Mannheim Steamroller at the Winter Garden in 1982?
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (OjnQU)
The dog whispering guy? Hate that guy...
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dM3St)
Shht!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods,
waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a
righteous dude
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM
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A Bopa Bopa Lupe Lu
A shake it, shake it, shake it, Lupe
Wahtusi pretty baby
C'mon and do the who-chee-coo
Magic love, pretty baby
A little Latin Lupe Lu
Posted by: The Righteous Dudes at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (pMGkg)
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I know, right?
Posted by: piles and piles of skulls at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (+4kf/)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)
It is her precious, she wants it. She had it and lost it because of those evil tea party hobbitses.
Craving it and predicting she will win it back is what she does.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (hvf9s)
Jeffrey Jones, the Principal in Ferris Bueller, is a convicted pedo sex offender.
Crazy, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (9qZ3S)
Go to the gym. Hell, just go jogging or something. I only advise it because I feel the same way today, and exercise helps.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: The Blue Check Media at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ifaj+)
Although it's all sewage under the bridge now, there's also that little part about how, in order o investigate an alleged crime, the witness has got to tell the police WHERE it happened, and WHEN it happened. Not "oh it happened about 30 years ago, I don't remember when exactly, and I forgot where it happened too. Okay you guys go investigate the crime scene now."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)
She has predicted that every time for the last 8 years.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ZLqkY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (AllCR)
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Look for the Craigslist ads for paid protestors. You may as well hoover up some of his cash by hanging around at a protest. Some of them pay $18 - $20/hr.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (I16G8)
But I think the Dem barrage of nonsense takes its toll on our endurance, especially in the case of Kavanaugh. We're all feel the weariness expressed by Mika Brzezinski's sigh and just want it to go away. It's the same weariness the left must undoubtedly feel about Trump's twitter barrages (which is why he should keep doing it).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)
Well, maybe with Cheerios.
Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)
C)
Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
I love doing that to earnest libs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
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Insom, when people say that to me, and they regularly do, my first thought is usually, "a liitle zoloft might help."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (Uiz/V)
Yeah, that was infuriating because he's such a good actor and he ruined everything with his stupid sick lust. Plus: he was in the right that entire movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (39g3+)
Ford's taking all hers and more.
Pretty much says it all.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
Do you write or have a story planned in your brain that never got out of the planning stages? NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Get an outline sorted out and write like the wind starting at midnight!
Good luck to any of the Horde participating. Is there a Horde group for it?
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)
actor and he ruined everything with his stupid sick lust. Plus: he was
in the right that entire movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Oh yeah.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Insomniac
Put...The Halloween...Candy....DOWN!
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (8ikIW)
The NEWS is a psy op. We don't have a free press, we have political officers spouting slogans at us, 24/7.
Posted by: simplemind at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (+4kf/)
The New York Times, Washington Post and AP/Reuters have become the new Pravda, Isvestia and TASS of the Left.
They are slavish propaganda organs of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (04AcR)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM
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We used to have a whole breakfast chain.
Posted by: Sambos at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (pMGkg)
I always get him and Dabney Coleman confused.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (APH5J)
Guerrilla Artist with a keyboard. Does that make us razzzzists?
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (YpRda)
Step 1: get a van
Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures
Step 3: drive around near government buildings
Step 4: $$$$
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (YCbOZ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (nfekj)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589/
Saudis gonna Saudi:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6338277
Still say it's recreational:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337809
Posted by: JEM giving you your afternoon Daily Mail suppository at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (bLJjI)
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Lm4bP)
Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures
Step 3: drive around near government buildings
Step 4: $$$$
Yep, They'll come to you even! Just wait!
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
The Flintstones (Cocoa Pebbles) and a brown elephant (Cocoa Krispies) would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (ujg0T)
A shake it, shake it, shake it, Lupe
Wahtusi pretty baby
C'mon and do the who-chee-coo
Magic love, pretty baby
A little Latin Lupe Lu
Posted by: The Righteous Dudes at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM
But then isn't this really the story of every wise Latina?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (EOfHE)
Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back."
I don't want to be a downer, but as someone who's been in the job market for a while - if you don't have connections, it ain't going to happen. Actually working in places like that is for the few lucky people who hit the powerball lottery just right, but in reality, it's like the odds of going Pro if you're a good High School player. 1 in a million. So focus on getting a good local job doing something useful you like that has NOTHING to do with politics, which is 99.9% of us in the working world do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (V9pqX)
The Caravan Invasion is only in your RAAAAACIST! narrow mind!
Posted by: We've Moved On at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ZLqkY)
.............
Gloria Allred's checks bounced.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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So it looks like I'm not the only one who watched that entire movie hoping Ferris Bueller gets busted?
Such a lightweight movie.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW)
Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dnzMM)
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Sorry man. I am in this same boat. Extremely frustrating.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (I16G8)
There was a sad story on the news last night about three kids from one family getting run over exiting the school bus. Mrs928 turned to me and said 'I hate to notice it but they aren't telling us anything about the driver. Illegal alien maybe?' Even relatively non-politicos are suspecting something.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (APH5J)
Cindy Sheehan, Abortion Barbie, Camera Hogg, Ballsy-Ford, Stormy, CPN, etc.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (oiNtH)
Rusty razor-wire encrusted syphilitic pineapples for em all.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party
----Count Chocula ??
It's like I don't even know you people!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
You mean Blaseys was lying?
Can'e believe it.
I mean, after Sandra Flunk, all the chicks used to to destroy CAIN, Blaseys had to have been telling the truth, can we get just one that will tell the truth???
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (p7QX2)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (tU+ul)
How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
Count Chocula
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (TAmPV)
I hated that guy. He deserved a beating every scene, I have never understood why anyone liked that character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (V9pqX)
The way Disney is trashing the franchise, it'd be hard to write a worse one.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (J+mig)
A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)
C)
Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
I love doing that to earnest libs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Reply back "Candidate xxx touched me inappropriately way back and now I am considering legal action".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, sometimes that happens to me, too. I didn't realize other people experience that.
I don't have any tips - - just that it goes away eventually.
Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (5spkj)
You mean Blaseys was lying?
Can'e believe it.
I mean, after Sandra Flunk, all the chicks used to to destroy CAIN, Blaseys had to have been telling the truth, can we get just one that will tell the truth???
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (p7QX2)
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"I had nothing to gain!"
"Your million dollars from your GoFundMe, ma'am."
"Why, thank you very much."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (ECUyd)
This.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (72PAC)
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Work defines who you are.
"What kind of work do you do?"
I'm retired
"Successfully"
No
"I see the problem."
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (Lm4bP)
Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures
Step 3: drive around near government buildings
Step 4: $$$$
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (YCbOZ)
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Much better:
Step 1: Accuse a Supreme Court nominee that the Dems don't want to see seated of attempted rape.
Step 2: Open a gobribeme.com account
Step 3: $$$$
Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)
After being so painfully, shockingly wrong in 2014 and 2016, Brexit, PM election in England, etc you would figure they'd be ashamed to show their faces.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)
They are slavish propaganda organs of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (UGKMd)
I live in a neighborhood with lots of Slavic immigrants, and they DO tell me this about our local libmedia daily, the Sacramento Bee (Ess). Frequently.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (ujg0T)
Get creative! Mail them your resume rolled up tightly inside a cylinder, put some wires outside, make it exciting! Put a funny return address on it! That will get their attention and they will remember you!
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YCbOZ)
Too much jerking around has left a mark. We need a neck brace to deal with perfidy.
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)
I understand how to have a normal job, but thank you for the perspective. I really thought writing at any level would be less competitive than that, especially with the blue ocean of space for conservative writers.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (dnzMM)
Our tradition is to watch Something Wicked This Way Comes.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (APH5J)
"Police are looking for a ... uh ... a man, last seen wearing a t-shirt and jeans. If seen, call ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YqDXo)
Her courage through this ordeal has been inspiring. She was left crying on the corner, waiting in the rain but she swore she'd never ever wait again.
As Americans we can still hold out hope that justice will be served and her attacker held accountable.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (ismre)
youre kidding me, right?
she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)
I can't tell if this comment to his tweet is a paid lefty troll or an NPC in the wild. It reads like our very own Olivia:
"As a lifelong Texas voter I am very disappointed that Ted Cruz would be so flip about a real-life serial killer. I was planning on voting a straight GOP ticket, but now I'm thinking about holding my nose and voting for Beto just to make a statement."
And the idiocy of this comment, not realizing Hollywood is trying to buy Beto's senate seat, is almost pitiable:
"The money is pouring in from all over the country.
Why? Because they see in BETO what they hope for and want in a real candidate. Not Cruz, bought and paid for by PACs the NRA and corporations
Beto will be held to account by people
Cruz is held to account by special interest"
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (hvf9s)
Never mind that we may lose some of these races in places like Arizona, Florida and Georgia, but the fact it is even a race at all should concern every citizen.
The differences could not be more stark. Republicans (finally) have shown they believe in smaller government, lower taxes, less regulation, border security, law and order and the fundamental tenets of our Constitution like the Second Amendment. Democrats not only don't believe in any of that, but embrace the antithesis of our countries fundamental pillars. Socialism, open borders, lawlessness, speech control, discriminatory policies based on politics, undermining the justice system and penalties for success, to name a few.
It should be extraordinarily disconcerting this is a debate at all, especially in view of recent proof that what Republicans advocate is working for our country.
In one sense what is shows is the strength of propaganda and perhaps the government illiteracy of many voters. For our country to survive, that needs to change.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I've always felt the same way about Curious George. What a little shit!! Trashing or stealing other people's shit and then the Man in the Yellow hat comes and saves him from monkey jail and they hold a parade for him.
Hated that little f**ker!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (V9pqX)
Go to the gym. Hell, just go jogging or something. I only advise it because I feel the same way today, and exercise helps.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (dnzMM)
I do have a heavy bag that I'll probably work on later. I'm just agitated AF and have no idea why.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
My group and that of poll trolls overlap VERY heavily.
Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
I poop out turdletts that are browner than that fake crap!
Add a cut up banana, sprinkle with BROWN sugar... delicious!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (u9Ibc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)
A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)
C)
Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
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Like say how the Pittsburgh shooting is a fitting reply to Israel's mistreatment of Palestine?
Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)
Go chop some wood, run, move your furniture around, etc. Something brutally physical and exhausting. Burns all that energy and aggression out of your system productively.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)
That sweet sweet troll money is so worth it tho.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)
Well, maybe with Cheerios.
Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
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no way: we HAVE to use Ka-Boom!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (ifaj+)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6338553/
Posted by: JEM giving you your afternoon Daily Mail suppository at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (bLJjI)
After being so painfully, shockingly wrong in 2014 and 2016, Brexit, PM election in England, etc you would figure they'd be ashamed to show their faces.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM
*******
Russia Russia Russia!
Mish Mish Mish!
Stormy Stormy Stormy!
Omerosa Omerosa Omerosa!
Russia Russia Russia
Ahhh....
Kavanagh Kavanagh Kavanagh!
Well shoot...
Russia Russia Russia!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (EOfHE)
History has me knocking 5% points right off the top. I like, not love, our position...and don't the Dems have time for 2 more over reaches?
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)
He subpoenaed me! And then when I passed out, there was collusion! It was horrible!
Posted by: #BelieveAllMuellerAccusers at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (RD7QR)
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Work defines who you are.
"What kind of work do you do?"
I'm retired
"Successfully"
No
"I see the problem."
people see you havin' fun, just a lyin' in the sun,
tell them that you like it this way
it's the work that we avoid, and we're all self employed,
and we love to work at nothin' all day.
and we be Takin' Care of Business, every day!
Takin' Care of Business, every way
We be takin' care of Business, it's all mine!
takin' care of Business, and workin' overtime!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Videos like this one comparing Ahsoka vs Super Rey is making me ponder it.
https://youtu.be/8wlBpRnFEcg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (V9pqX)
I get that way when Randy and Lance blow coke and amyl up my ass... try chugging a bottle of Robitussin, always helps me.
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (u9Ibc)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (dM3St)
Yeah, they have one with a green bun right now. Still tastes like Burger King, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)
she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)
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Go back and read what the initials of their nic spells.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (YCbOZ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (hvf9s)
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This troll sounds concerned.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)
History has me knocking 5% points right off the top. I like, not love, our position...and don't the Dems have time for 2 more over reaches?
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (YpRda)
If so, they'll have to break them tomorrow and Friday because the clock's ticking.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)
You are arguing with a sock.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)
dude, I can't be sure. I live in Seattle and that is my reality
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (d7Ww2)
They didn't seem interested in immature, sarcastic rants written at an 8th grade level, for whatever reason.
Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (ismre)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (EZebt)
157 Insomniac, if it helps and I know it probably doesn't, I've been feeling that way too for about a month now.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (Uiz/V)
Eh, alcohol would probably be just as effective. And it's interesting that others are having this feeling as well.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Conal Cochran at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)
Well, maybe with Cheerios.
Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
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no way: we HAVE to use Ka-Boom!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM
*****
Those damned Lucky charms.
Every time mom pulled that crap off the shelf we knew we were screwed!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (EOfHE)
Without The Democrat Media Division, most of this would not be possible.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
The Flintstones (Cocoa Pebbles) and a brown elephant (Cocoa Krispies) would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (ujg0T)
Count chocula is available now for Halloween.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Zombie Jim Henson at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (9qZ3S)
Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (nfekj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (MTjB1)
Went to early voting this week in Houston - mostly (racist!!!) older white people. Didn't see a single person under 30 there out of a hundred or so. Voted straight ticket Republican - now that the Democratic party has been completely taken over by "those crazy Democrats" as McCaskill would say, what choice is there?
Posted by: Tommy at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)
Hated that little f**ker!
This is hilarious! My husband feels the same way about him.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (xU7mE)
It is her precious, she wants it. She had it and lost it because of those evil tea party hobbitses.
Craving it and predicting she will win it back is what she does.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (hvf9s)
+++
That will be one sorrowful day if Pelosi becomes Speaker once again. I will be hugely depressed if this happens.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (dI3/S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)
............
I saw him get in line behind James Comey when Barry was pulling a train in the bedroom.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
I categorically deny I have ever dissolved Cheerios in water and syringed the mush up my dick hole!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (u9Ibc)
Really? Unforeseen by whom? The media because they are doing that thing with their mouths to Democrats with eyes closed?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl)
https://tinyurl.com/y8cdhgts
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (AllCR)
So... it was Life cereal instead, then, Don?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Who hasn't?
Posted by: Zombie Jim Henson at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (9qZ3S)
WHAT THE HELL DOES WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA EVEN MEAN!?!
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Toby Sunshine
Supposedly a 24 yr old female. Youth director at her church. Alyssa L. Shepherd.
Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (AjNMO)
Count Chocula - now that was some down right racist shit there..
Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (OjnQU)
when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
I don't think they're really paid to be on here. I just mostly say it to annoy them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:59 PM (bQtop)
This, sadly, is the advantage they derive from controlling nearly the entirety of the press. I can't imagine what someone like Reagan must have had to work around, given the dominance of the three letter networks and lack of internet at the time.
Remember the Occupoopers? Remember how they were suddenly disappeared when polls showed they were starting to hurt the Democrats?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Jj+59)
Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O
well changing minds may not be the only goal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)
Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (omxC1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (39g3+)
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Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM
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So you flunked the Soros Inc. entrance exam? Sad!
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (pMGkg)
Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".
My point was that even the relatively apolitical, like my wife, are starting to read between the lines and view the MFM with suspicion.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at O
well, writing for money is not so hard when you have something ineresting to write about.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)
Cream of Wheat. Duh.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (/qEW2)
In 2014 I felt great, even though polls said GOP would do OK but still close.
In 2016 I had a weirdly optimistic feeling.
I feel a lot like 2016 today.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (nfekj)
Hollywood celebrities including Jane Fonda, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Schumer will take part in an online telethon on Monday to urge young people to pledge to vote in Tuesday's congressional midterm elections.
The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib, will be streamed live on Monday evening on YouTube, Facebook Live and Comedy Central's website, organizers said in a statement.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I used to be in public relations.
My father paid me a quarter to stay out of public.
Uncle Fester joke
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (8ikIW)
Most of the hard part comes from the fact that the venn diagram of skills required to be an author and skills required to sell books have absolutely zero overlap. They're so far apart, they're in different dimensions. And the sales part is in that evil goatee Spock dimension.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (GEhPL)
Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O
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Would anyone like to buy a Lace Wig?
Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (dNzKv)
Okay, who are the celebrities though?
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (h2Bdk)
Si, Amigo!
Posted by: The Caravan at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (NFEMn)
My spouse is a school bus driver. People do some stupid stuff. The other day someone tried to go around the outstretched arm thing of the bus. Fortunately the children hadn't crossed the street yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (AllCR)
Do you write or have a story planned in your brain that never got out of the planning stages? NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Get an outline sorted out and write like the wind starting at midnight!
Good luck to any of the Horde participating. Is there a Horde group for it?
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)
I've had a few over the years. They're all shit, except maybe for one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)
Hollywood celebrities including Jane Fonda, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Schumer will take part in an online telethon on Monday to urge young people to pledge to vote in Tuesday's congressional midterm elections.
The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib, will be streamed live on Monday evening on YouTube, Facebook Live and Comedy Central's website, organizers said in a statement.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Wow look at those A-list---uh, B-list---uh, freakin' has-beens! I'm convinced!
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (nfekj)
when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
..........
Can I see your ID?
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
From other things you post, there are things in your life you're agitated about. That might be having an effect.
I could say you have a case of the Mondays, but that would quickly escalate to "legitimate grievance" for you. So yeah, use that agitation. Better than letting it use you.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (dnzMM)
This is how I felt in 2012 after they re-elected TFG.
After the O-care debacle, and the race baiting, the out of control boondoggle of Stimulus,
and yet they chose him for another 4 years...
It was a gut punch
Who are these people ?
Posted by: McCool at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (tWnED)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (V9pqX)
OMG. Come to think of it. They really are.
Truly an awful film by the way--nothing to do with Michael Myers.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (Evws/)
When the left purges most 80s teen comedies for sexist bad thought, including all the John Hughes movies, it will be one of the few allowed to remain I think.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58
I don't know but sometimes ya just gotta wocka and wocka like you don't give a fuck man.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (myjNJ)
Now, unpaid intern trolls are a different matter.
Posted by: George Soros at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (vDqXW)
I feel a lot like 2016 today.
You know what this election feels like? 1994, the Contract With America election when the Democrats had become so toxic, so corrupt, so obnoxious, so arrogant, and so infurating that people marched to the polls like a dad heading to the pedo who touched his daughter, and beat him with a tire iron.
Tooth gritted, shared fury, the same look in everyone's eyes.
That's what this feels like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqjK6jjt6gk
That or the scene for Zombieland featuring Rule #32: enjoy the little things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbUFzTHUhI
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (hvf9s)
I guess I just showed my "I'm not paying attention card."
off to another procedure. yippee fucking skippee
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)
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You know who pays me to write?
You people when you buy my books.
Buy them all!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
I liked what they tried to do though. They were going to make it into a franchise about creepy events on Halloween involving masks, rather than just the same boring bad guy over and over. Something fresh and interesting. It was just poorly written.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (39g3+)
I was a freshman i college in 94 and didn't realize there was an election.
Yes I was that guy lol.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (nfekj)
Choose your answer carefully here...
Posted by: Chris Hansen at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58
I always thought it was the sound of the old PacMan video game as he swallows up all the dots....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)
..............
So. The target audience is idiots.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (HgMAr)
There's a million stories out there in the Big City, and 999,999 authors that are broke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O
When it comes to me, they can donate their "war chest" to the homeless because trolls, ads, commercials, etc., won't change my mind.
Nothing Blotto O'Rourke has said or done would make me vote for him, no matter how much he spends.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (ECUyd)
https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (hvf9s)
The MSM has the temperament of a puppy. Play with a toy fanatically until it's broken, then forget about it and find a new toy.
The only problem with the analogy is that everyone loves puppies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: rickb223
But a yard sign? Ya gotta change your mind then
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (8ikIW)
Choose your answer carefully here...
Posted by: Chris Hansen
Can I ask my wife first?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ECUyd)
she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)
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Susan was very upset by your tone. One of the reasons we left the GOP.
Posted by: Corbin Uriah Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ismre)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)
At this point, I would write for pizza. Not because I need money, though that wouldn't hurt, but because I can feel my wits getting duller from an avalanche of clickbait.
I've been complaining about terrible writers and sellout hacks. I want to be the guy who makes an antidote to that. Even if I don't get cash, or even clicks.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (u9Ibc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqjK6jjt6gk
Posted by: LizLem at O
not going to work with a yugo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58
............
Australian for FAP FAP FAP?
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (HgMAr)
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youtube dash cam video.
You'll discover this type of accident happens frequently.
School bus is a special case. The fallacy is thinking that somehow the school bus protects the kids. The other fallacy is ignoring normal distribution (in the statistical sense) a.k.a 'the bell curve.' Has nothing to do with intelligence, and everything to do with the one percent of the time when bad stuff happens.
It would be better for the kids to wait on the side of the road, and the bus leaves so the kids have a clear view of the road in both directions before they cross the road.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (Lm4bP)
Now let's see how to start this space opera story.
Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)
At this point, I would write for pizza. Not because I need money, though that wouldn't hurt, but because I can feel my wits getting duller from an avalanche of clickbait.
I've been complaining about terrible writers and sellout hacks. I want to be the guy who makes an antidote to that. Even if I don't get cash, or even clicks.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (dnzMM)
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Writing is a job.
Mood, if that's affecting you, shouldn't be a factor.
You sit down at set times and work, just like you do with a real job.
As Tom Clancy said, "Just write the damn book."
I've been writing almost daily for about 5 years now, and it's become a dopamine dump at times, especially when I finish something large.
For purely that, I'll never stop writing, even if I never sell much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (dnzMM)
There's a million stories out there in the Big City, and 999,999 authors that are broke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at O
lol. sure, but how many people are interesting or have interesting stories?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)
https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)
Doxx back. That's the only way such vile shit will stop.
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (RD7QR)
Now let's see how to start this space opera story.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)
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*kicks dirt sadly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (9kfJR)
It would be better for the kids to wait on the side of the road, and the bus leaves so the kids have a clear view of the road in both directions before they cross the road.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview
It would be better for the bus to stop on the other side of the street so they don't have to cross traffic.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (bQtop)
I'm thinking pregnant like the victims in the Alien movies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)
That'a also a fantastic reason to start. Thanks, James.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (APH5J)
The other problem was it was dark.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at O
now,
that was funny.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (dnzMM)
I definitely wouldn't go that far.
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Associated Fleas Local 327 at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (dM3St)
Posted by:TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited!at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)
That'a also a fantastic reason to start. Thanks, James.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (dnzMM)
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The biggest feeling of euphoria is when I finish a first draft.
I've gone from nothing but blank paper and a bunch of pens to a (hopefully) cohesive story across tens of thousands of words.
I've created something. Doesn't matter how good or bad it is at that moment, just that it's there in my hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (9kfJR)
And suddenly, Boudreaux burst into the room sayin "hey cher, light dat fire! we gon' have a mess a crawdads tonite!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (dnzMM)
There's a cumulative effect for sure. And it's Wednesday, so referring to a "case of the Mondays" would not only be cause for an ass-kicking (Office Space reference!) it would be temporally inaccurate.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (V9pqX)
So if there is an ass-end to the universe, Icairus is it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (APH5J)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at O
you will really like having sex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
FL EV update 7;21 am 10/31 R lead increased again to 62.9k. Dems are in trouble. FL is a safe R if this trend continues. Only 5 more days of EV in D leaning counties while 6 more days in R leaning panhandle.
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (V9pqX)
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You made me into an other.
*cries uncontrollably*
*pauses*
*gauges level of pity*
*cries harder*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (9kfJR)
you will really like having sex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
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Gonna be honest...finishing a first draft is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (9kfJR)
Arguably the best book series I've ever read. (Granted it's only three books in.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (72PAC)
It was Avinutty and his nutcase 'client' and the over-reacton of DNC acolytes wanting to be the heroine that upped the fake allegations to rape and the FNM did report those charges too and are now conveniently going "oops, we let ourselves be fooled by the CPL"
Posted by: paleRider at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (eASYU)
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Yeah. I imagine if she went around as Ms. Babyvoice, Esq. all day, one of the other one of the other attorneys would tape her mouth shut and stuff her in a closet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (5aX2M)
Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (nfekj)
Was the mystery ever cleared up about whether Begonia and Petunia were real shills, or was just a regular here funnin' with people? Most of the drive by trolls here are obviously just acting out their butthurt, but those two seemed the most convincing as far as actual shills might be.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
I am pretty sure Republicans have POUNCE before they can SEIZE!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (cguCB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)
If I was writing a novel (assumes a fact not in evidence: that I can write), I'd do one a political novel on a 25th Amendment fight between a now-not-disabled president and a vice president that doesn't want to give up the job.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (BWL+E)
galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as
quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve
it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not
think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors."
Camden, right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (9Om/r)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)
For a liberal, she is very self-deprecating and humble.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (/qEW2)
So yeah go buy his book about Lake Erie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (V9pqX)
That's what this feels like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)
THIS! While standing in line to vote, I kept seeing that look. I thought it was just me noticing it.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (MX7xj)
I once knew this guy who could put a Sharpi marker in his butt and copy out the entire score to The Birdcage...
That's Talent!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (u9Ibc)
So yeah go buy his book about Lake Erie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (V9pqX)
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I have no more pearls to clutch!!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (9kfJR)
https://tinyurl.com/yauq6e8t
Also, you'd have to endure being blind drunk, smelling like week's old Depends, and falling down constantly.
Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)
it's all in how it's told, isn't it?
I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Arguably the best book series I've ever read. (Granted it's only three books in.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (72PAC)
I've been reading and enjoying them too. Have hardcover books which are really not portable. :-)
Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (ZsHCN)
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Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)
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He gave me the "income tax is inherently immoral" argument.
For that, I shall never hate him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (9kfJR)
https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)
Ok, that is terrifying. And like she says, this is not the country she knows if that stuff is suddenly ok.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (hvf9s)
Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
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Like say how the Pittsburgh shooting is a fitting reply to Israel's mistreatment of Palestine?
Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)
A little too painful.
For maximum enjoyment, I like to start with a proposition to which they'll agree, and then gradually become more and more unhinged. I love watching their expression change from enthusiastic agreement to troubled concern to alarm.
"I'm concerned about the power of corporations." The mark agrees enthusiastically.
"I just know that they put stuff in food that makes you fat and makes you crave more of their products." Mark kinda agrees with this.
"And the government's even worse." Mark again agrees enthusiastically.
"I just wish the CIA would stop sending me messages over my dental fillings. I reported them on the "Do Not Call" list, but that didn't work. I tried to get unlisted fillings, but my dentist says they don't exist. Wait - hang on - I'm getting another call ... (holds side of jaw) STOP CALLING ME!!!! OK, now where were we?" Mark looks alarmed, and starts edging away ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (YqDXo)
Yes. At one time he was a sane person.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (r9UYA)
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With the costumes these days, how would you know the real ones from the 14 yr olds?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (9rIkM)
it's all in how it's told, isn't it?
I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)
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Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.
Making dinner for a small town? Babette's Feast.
A small restaurant going out of business? Big Night.
As you say, it's all in the telling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (u9Ibc)
Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (V9pqX)
But Trump wants parents of illegals to take their children back home to their native land ... which is just like Hitler (except for the trifling genocides, Stasi police, and invasions parts, but mostly the same) /s
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (Cus5s)
It just really does feel as though the GOP is about to kick major ass.
I hope it's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ramondo at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (qMxEm)
I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at Oc
no.
lots of people are entirely uninteresting. even worse lots of people are so unaware ant thoughtless that they do not recognize interesting things when they occur.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (bQtop)
Small town farm kid joins a gang and blows up a government installation? - Star Wars
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (FhXTo)
I got huge anxiety the other day about starting my NaNoWriMo story. I was worried I didn't have enough outlining or research done to begin it properly. Thanks for reminding me why I'm doing it, and to just go for it. I can fill in the gaps later. I just need to write.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)
Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (V9pqX)
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Depends on the type of story, really.
Serial inspired? Trying to juice the senses? Yeah, start with an action scene with little set up.
However, most stories that start with an action beat end up feeling wrong.
The one example I use is the opening fight to King Arthur (from early 2000s). We don't know any characters, but the scene is filmed so earnestly that the audience is expected to feel some kind of danger for the characters. But we don't care, so the averagely filmed action scene ends up falling flat.
Contrast that with Star Wars where our point of view characters (the droids) are walking through the action in almost comic fashion. it's a different emotional ask that doesn't require serious emotional involvement to get into.
It's almost starting the movie with a good joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (V9pqX)
Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later."
Go home, Michael Bay, you're drunk!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Small town farm kid joins a gang and blows up a government installation? - Star Wars
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (dM3St)
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Young woman kills the first person she encounters upon entering a new country. Bands up with several others to kill again.
-Wizard of Oz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:27 PM (9kfJR)
Locke. And it was pretty good too.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (dM3St)
This is simply unreal. Or one might say, paranormal.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (59GGI)
You mean, like when you see a shadowy figure insert batteries into a remote control detonator and circuit check it, then punch the button and THEN the robot hookers explode?
*furiously scribbles notes*
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (UFLLM)
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That's why Jane Austin books are classics!
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (vDqXW)
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Go get yourself the update that includes punctuation, sentence and paragraph structure please.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I voted today and they had single Reese's PB cups for going thru the grueling process.
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (8ikIW)
I got huge anxiety the other day about starting my NaNoWriMo story. I was worried I didn't have enough outlining or research done to begin it properly. Thanks for reminding me why I'm doing it, and to just go for it. I can fill in the gaps later. I just need to write.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)
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You're welcome.
My pre-writing process is pretty precise. I've just started it for a new book.
1) Pitch (about a paragraph)
2) Outline (about 2 pages)
3) Character profiles (about a page each) for primary, secondary, and tertiary characters
4) Outline again (at least 10 pages)
Once I have that done, then I feel confident enough to start writing. (I'm on step 3 right now. May be able to finish that tonight.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (V9pqX)
I hope it's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)
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#MeToo
And I mentioned before that there's a cafe I know of that serves as a wretched hive of SJW scum and villainy. They do all kinds of events (yoga nights, poetry slams, you know the drill) and frequently they're political. Last one was called Folk Up The Vote, featuring the music of "Gaia Rising."
If the Republicans retain both houses, I'm going to the very next one they do, just for the LOLs. Maybe I'll wear a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (5aX2M)
Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)
+1
So it's set in Florida? *ducks*
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)
And if they write back agreeing with you, publish their reply.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (5aX2M)
wear a pussy hat and a MAGA hat over the top
#walkaway
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)
lots of people are entirely uninteresting. even worse lots of people are so unaware ant thoughtless that they do not recognize interesting things when they occur."
And if you're Aldous Huxley, you postulate an entire world filled with people like that in the future, and call it "Brave New World."
a side note - we fear that George Orwell was a prophet, but the sad fact is that Aldous Huxley may have been far closer to the truth, holding that we will all end up amusing ourselves to death.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM
Now wait a minute! Bumble Bee starts out with a girl who happens to be an auto mechanic, buying an old yellow VW that has eyes looking back at her when she peeks underneath the car to investigate an odd clunk.
(I've only seen the trailer. Don't taze me bro.)
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)
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Grammie. Come sit next to me. I've got candy. And gin, somewhere.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (T8rRi)
I woke up with a splitting headache. My ears were ringing and I wanted to hit the snooze button for exactly nine more minutes of sleep.
Only then did I realize that I was lying in the street, naked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (APH5J)
The facts don't look good for the Democrats.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (V9pqX)
I hope it's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)
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#MeToo
It's probably because the Dems are being such miserable assholes lately. They certainly aren't behaving like people who are about to win anything.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)
Insert Don Lemon joke here.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (XXadE)
That was the catch 22 they found themselves in.
Didn't rise to the level of a criminal complaint. So no matter how much the left screamed "investigate", there was nothing to investigate.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (ECUyd)
Posted by: AV Squad at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)
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I lived in Fort Wayne through high school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Antonio Salieri at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)
Still time to boil a cauldron of oil.
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)
Good for you! That is quite the undertaking!
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)
Cars were parked out in the street. I'll wait until Tuesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
You do that and you may wait for hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (ECUyd)
Go home, Michael Bay, you're drunk!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)
The interesting thing to me is how story-telling is exactly the opposite of lecturing. In lecturing, as the old saw goes, you tell the audience what you're going to tell them, then you tell them, and then you summarize what you just told them.
In story-telling, you do just the opposite: you hide the ball, starting with some odd or cryptic event, and make the audience wonder what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Antonio Salieri at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)
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Kill da Wabbiiit.. Kill da Waaaabittt
Posted by: E. Fudd at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (dM3St)
i don't want to scare anybody but "alien" is closer to wwII than to today.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Wolfgang Amadeus at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (YqDXo)
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Doesn't have to be that way.
Greek tragedy was all about recasting familiar events in a new form (no unforeseen twists), and those still work today.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has the ending in the title.
Barry Lyndon tells you what's going to happen at the outset.
Inevitability is a valid narrative tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (Pg+x7)
I consider it to be nearly perfect.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (dzVmQ)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8hsr+)
Well, they're behaving like people who don't DESERVE to win anything, for sure. That doesn't necessarily mean anything, but we can be hopeful.
Now, the college radio I'm streaming has someone doing a version of the old Kirsty McColl 'They Don't Know' that I've never heard before, so I feel the need to dance around the office for a few minutes before my daughter gets home
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (vCxT8)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)
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Usually at the State Secretary's office site.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (I16G8)
It is an unforgiving, trashheap mess of a place, so all signs point to yes.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)
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It'll probably be worse on Tuesday.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (jjaLl)
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That's hefty.
I did just shy of 70,000 in 6 weeks a few months ago.
It took dedication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (9kfJR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Just one more question....
...Zombie Columbo...
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.
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or...just spitballing here...let's do a 10 minute long continuous tracking shot of an incomprehensibly complex space battle using idiotic weapons systems designed by a 4 year old on acid. I say the less coherent, the better.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: You average KLow Information Voter in a Blue State at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (I16G
Thank you, CM!
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (ECUyd)
it has the ending of the second act. the point of the movie is how Ford ended his miserable life having to relive that moment over and over.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (8hsr+)
it has the ending of the second act. the point of the movie is how Ford ended his miserable life having to relive that moment over and over.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (8hsr+)
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True.
But you'd be surprised how many people complain about the spoiler in the title.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (9kfJR)
and this is important....once the action scenes are done, let's have a bunch of actors act against a green screen while they read stilted dialogue.
"the empire has a sniftle flix compactor"
"that will disturb the balance in the force"
"let's discuss this with the council"
"the council never decides anything"
"it is our ways, padwan"
-walks slowly off frame-
and scene!
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: easy-peasy at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Chris M at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: ObviousBadPun at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (FhXTo)
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The words must flow. When they are flowing it's a deluge of words.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (APH5J)
At this point Kavanaugh's better off staying out of that.
I'm guessing he's a better man than I am, because were I in his shoes, I'd take it out on every Dem ambulance-chaser that pitched a case in front of the Court. But he has plenty of opportunity to slip the shiv in here and there should he be so inclined.
Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (vCxT8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (bQtop)
Sure, but I'd say the events leading up to that end are where the ball is hidden. That, and Ford's motivation.
In any case, by hiding the ball, I meant intriguing the reader (or the audience) to wonder what is going to unfold (even if the denouement is known at the beginning).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (YqDXo)
You do that and you may wait for hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM
There are a lot more polling places open Tuesday.
One is walking distance away. I've never had to wait there before.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (aKsyK)
Graduated college with an English Lit BA. Moved to Manhatten and got a job as a live in nanny and then moving furniture. huh? He followed that burnishing with a job as a proofreader for HW Wilson in the Bronx. That entire run was three years. The next three years ran an internet gig making web pages.
That's it. That is it. His wealthy FIL bought him a seat on the El Paso city council and he's been in politics ever since. Man I thought Joseph Robinette Biden had a weak resume'.
Posted by: DanMan at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: DanMan
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If only I had a wealthy father-in-law...
Posted by: Ben Rhodes at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)
Hah. I want something where I have to do research, understand history, come up with a plan and manage results.
All of which is to say: writing Hallmark cards is way too tough for me. For some reason I feel you'd have considerable success at it, Fen. "Hope your birthday isn't a cat-astrophe" would be more along my line of Hello Kitty greeting cards.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (dnzMM)
Posted by: m at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (QfXC4)
But what NaNoWriMo is really about is sticking to it and finishing.
Not sure where this space opera will go. Or if it will stay space opera. Since the main character is basically the antithesis of Luke. a girl much like Rey simply dumped because her backstory is one of those messy problems. But Alena, tentative name, has an armored shell around her heart because of Icairus.
And someone else with a messy problem runs into her.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (APH5J)
Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.
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Jim Butcher wrote a 6 book series (Codex Alera) out of a bet about combining Pokémon and a lost Roman legion.
Posted by: junior at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (6E3n0)
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (hvf9s)
Golden Isis has so far been the only NaNoWriMo story that I completed that after let lay unread for a year that I still liked on that later reading. So cleaned it up, got some editing advice, and then published it.
*checks site*
Actually not even NaNoWriMo, must have been a Camp story then. Still only one that I finished and still liked enough to publish.
Wow, my total word count for NaNoWriMo is 263,588 words spread over five story submissions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (V9pqX)
In any case, by hiding the ball, I meant intriguing the reader (or the audience) to wonder what is going to unfold (even if the denouement is known at the beginning).
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J. Michael Strazcinsky (sp?) talked about that on occasion with relation to Babylon 5. During the course of the series, characters would leap through time, and see events in the future (particularly one specific event), but without any background or context to what they saw. As a result, viewers knew very early on in the series that Londo and G'kar would eventually die by strangling each other. Since the two started out as mortal enemies, early on people assumed that they knew why the two characters would end up strangling each other.
But after viewers had a chance to see most of the story, and add some context to that scene...
Also, JMS quite literally wrote, at one point, "Spoiler warning: the good guys win!" That was in response to people complaining about JMS revealing elements of the story's future in Babylon 5 long before those elements actually took place.
Posted by: junior at October 31, 2018 05:03 PM (6E3n0)
Probably wouldn't go over at an interview well if you stared down the hiring manager and reminded him that no one cared about credentials, ability or experience when hiring on someone to help mismanage a five trillion dollar budget and the lives of hundreds of millions of people.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (lD3vL)
Impressive word count Anna!! And getting one story completed is better than none. Good luck on the scifi story.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:11 PM (hvf9s)
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
I'm sick and tired of Trump. And I'm sick and tired of Republicans who go along with Trump-defending, abetting and imitating his egregious excesses. If you're sick and tired too, here is what you can do. Vote for Democrats. For every office. My latest: https://wapo.st/2zhmkNq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (aJkQ0)
I saw him get in line behind James Comey when Barry was pulling a train in the bedroom.
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
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Do you SERIOUSLY expect me to believe that? Barry in line to get some from a female?
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