Mollie Hemingway: The Media Told Us that a Serial Rapist Had Been Nominated to the Supreme Court and We Needed to "Believe Victims."
So Why Have They Completely Stopped Reporting on This Story, Now That the "Serial Rapist" is a Justice?

It kind of suggests that the media was lying when they claimed they #Believed so strongly, and that they knew from the start they were only executing a Political Op with the elective-office branch of the Democrat-Media Complex, and now that the political fight is over, there's no need to continue the sham op.

Kind of like the Russia Collusion Op we hear less and less about.

Hemingway asks some semi-rhetorical questions, but only semi. Though the questions suggest an answer, I'm sure she'd like answers from the media -- and if the media had any answers which could dispel the suspicion that they are simply the Audio-Visual Squad of the Democrat Party, they would offer them.

While Blasey Ford is unclear on the precise location of the claimed assault, Maryland police said they would fully investigate any allegations brought to them. Has that been done? The argument was that the multi-week delay in September was insufficient for a proper investigation of her claims. If that's true, what has been done in October? Why have we heard nothing?

If the media and other Democratic leaders wanted to have any credibility at all that the post-hearing release of multiple allegations wasn’t a pure political stunt for which they were willing to destroy a man, they'd continue to fight for justice every day, wouldn't they? They would ask every Democratic candidate whether he believed Ford and supported impeaching Kavanaugh.

If the Kavanaugh confirmation circus were about justice for his alleged victims, instead of about killing his nomination by any means, we’d still be getting updates on this story, wouldn’t we?

So what does it mean that we're not getting updates? What does it mean that Democrats are not being asked by mainstream journalists about whether they support Kavanaugh's impeachment? Why have the media given up on investigating this story that they obsessed over for a few weeks in September and October?

One answer: The media knows, like the Democrat Party knows, that this political operation is not helpful to them during an election season.

So... the media and Democrats can choose to pursue or not pursue a story, believe or not believe a precious victim, based only on crass political calculations?

If so: What was all the sanctimonious preening about if Republicans chose to not believe this bullshit? Are Democrats and their Audio-Visual Squad in the media the only citizens with a high enough Citizen Rights Rating to allow political self-interest some space in their decision-making process?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:18 PM




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1 dilly dilly

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

2 I saw Sanctimonious Preening open for Spandau Ballet at the Palladium in '85.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (/9p9e)

3 Hello Mollie my old friend
I've come to be with you again

Posted by: Barbara Streisands Pancakes at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (YCbOZ)

4 6th

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (sXyKU)

5 Are Democrats and their Audio-Visual Squad in the media the only citizens with a high enough Citizen Rights Rating to allow political self-interest some space in their decision-making process?
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:18 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (ycWCI)

6 How about those charges about Mewller?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (V9pqX)

7 Betamale will be forgotten faster than Porny Daniels.
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Larry Schweikart

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:20 PM (sXyKU)

8 Shame on you, Ace.

The AV squad performed a valuable service. They afforded an opportunity for socially inept geeks with pizza-faces and high-water pants to somehow fit in at school.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (/9p9e)

9 Are Democrats and their Audio-Visual Squad in the media the only citizens with a high enough Citizen Rights Rating to allow political self-interest some space in their decision-making process?


According to them, yes.

It is refreshing to finally see pushing back against this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (ujg0T)

10 2 I saw Sanctimonious Preening open for Spandau Ballet at the Palladium in '85.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:19 PM (/9p9e)

I read Spandau Phoenix. It was all right.

Nazis under your bed!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

11 Believe all women only when politically convenient.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (Uiz/V)

12
Actually, Audio Visual Squad would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/9p9e)

13 So, Mueller? Not a rapist?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

14 I believe discussing this story is a shout-out to the Klan.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (4e+hS)

15 Silky Pony?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (V9pqX)

16 Top 20?

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (dM3St)

17 Since I just got willowed I will post it here because it seems appropriate.

>>Someone started a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh to help pay his bills for security for him and his family. They raised $600k.

>>Today he turned it down. Ford kept hers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

18 yikes! getting kinda tough to get a post in these days. don't you people have jobs?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)

19 It kind of suggests that the media was lying when they claimed they #Believed so strongly

I'd say a stronger suggestion is that they only EVER believe all women who accuse Republicans.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (xQfPr)

20 13 So, Mueller? Not a rapist?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)


Ask Whitey... oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (/9p9e)

21 I thought the AV squad was busy filming in Hollywood.

Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (Rr52g)

22 I really wish they would stop yapping about Justice Kavenaugh and focus on the caravan and jobs not mobs. Those are more recent and urgent for the voters. Kav is on the court and no one is paying attention to him anymore.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (myjNJ)

23 Ballsy Ford was a paid-off nutcase.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (cmYFa)

24 13
So, Mueller? Not a rapist?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

He's been raping the judicial system for years.


And not the good kind of rape.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (4e+hS)

25 Related note-Kavanaugh gave all the money donated to him through GoFundMe to worthy causes including CYO-Sports funds for kids.
Haven't heard anything worthy that Blasey-Ford give her million dollar pay off to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (AllCR)

26 I wonder how long this meddlesome Molly will get to keep her Twitter and Facebook accounts?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (Srvbh)

27 Kavanaugh is now quaffing a beer and trying to figure out how to boof in front of his female clerks without their noticing. And chortling and chortling and chortling.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

28 18
yikes! getting kinda tough to get a post in these days. don't you people have jobs?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)

Wait, this isn't a job!? Do NOT tell Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (7CM5W)

29

I categorically deny that that woman sodomized me with a strap on!

Girls are icky!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (UFLLM)

30 22 I really wish they would stop yapping about Justice Kavenaugh and focus on the caravan and jobs not mobs. Those are more recent and urgent for the voters. Kav is on the court and no one is paying attention to him anymore.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:23 PM (myjNJ)



Disagree. It serves a purpose. Make the Dems defend ripping the country apart and attempting to destroy a man and his family. And it can be done at the same time as the invaders.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)

31 If so: What was all the sanctimonious preening


Well, I think I'll go with "sanctimonious preening". That about sums it up.

Posted by: pep at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (wW03z)

32 Fen's Law Explains All

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (APH5J)

33 That story disappeared faster than my arm!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (UGKMd)

34 So Why Have They Completely Stopped Reporting on This Story,
.............

I guess it wasn't very indelible in their hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

35 >>I really wish they would stop yapping about Justice Kavenaugh and focus on the caravan and jobs not mobs. Those are more recent and urgent for the voters. Kav is on the court and no one is paying attention to him anymore.

I completely disagree. Some of us old white guys are sick and tired of being tossed under the bus and blamed for everything under the sun.

Screw the left and their Believe All Women crap. Women lie every bit as much as men.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

36 In the future all citizens will receive a social credit score. If your social credit score is high enough society will allow you certain privileges, such as having more than one child, working, owning a bicycle.

Posted by: The NYT guy that thinks China is really Great at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (KfOR3)

37 We didn't totally drop it. Our plan is to add editorial comments about Kavanaugh being a rapist anytime we write about SCOTUS.

Posted by: The MSM at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (9qZ3S)

38 Diane Feinstein says that if the Dems regain power they will open up the hearings on Kavanaugh again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)

39 Only the Shadow knows . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (QLvwG)

40 I think we all knew the accusers would go back into the woodwork like they always do.


Herman Cain much?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (TUU1F)

41 Where's Balsy?

Posted by: Waldo at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (ymnmz)

42 38 Diane Feinstein says that if the Dems regain power they will open up the hearings on Kavanaugh again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)


Of course they will. They need that seat in the hands of a reliable Leftist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (/9p9e)

43 BC it motivates the GOP.

Posted by: HA at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (MAstk)

44 No one can hear your second door being installed in the vacuum of space. Or something.

Posted by: Rapey Tardigrade at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (mt2jL)

45 The media is looking for the truth like O.J. is looking for rhe real killer.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (iiJil)

46 Yeah, I've been thinking the media and "analysts" parrot "Trump lies, Trump lies" umteen times a day, and they're given to say "without proof" to make the case --but where is their analysis of how much actual proof they had when they suggested that the president had sold us out to Vladimir Putin and Mewler was going to take him down?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:26 PM (vDqXW)

47 I guess it wasn't very indelible in their hippocampus.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

...or the elephecampus. The one responsible for memory.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (7CM5W)

48 Name the shit weasels and possible rapists in this pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yak58e9p

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

49 >>Someone started a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh to help pay his bills for security for him and his family. They raised $600k.

>>Today he turned it down. Ford kept hers.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

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Sure, this is their payoff method these days. Strzok, McCabe and others also got $500k+ payoffs and slithered back under their rocks, just like Dr. Babyvoice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (I16G8)

50 I know jj, it just seems like the repubs are scattering their fire a bit much.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (myjNJ)

51 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: Jake Tapper, Journolist, Author, Leader at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (4e+hS)

52 They're just waiting for Gloria Allred to come forward with a couple thousand more serial drugged/gang-raped teenage boys and girls (who would have been around -40 years old at the time of the crimes) ... and for the Dems to capture the House and Senate, before proceeding to impeach Justices Kavanaugh, Thomas, Alito, Roberts, and Gorsuch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (WqPYg)

53 So, you're telling me that democrats lie? Unpossible

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (bQtop)

54 what is mind blowing to me is how half of the country still refuses to acknowledge all the lies and hypocrisy in the democratic party. is it part of their platform?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)

55

I categorically deny having ever raped a second front door!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (UFLLM)

56
I am so praying to the Good Lord above that they get such a pranging next Tuesday. Good and hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)

57 Old news, dead horse, just get over it and move one, eh? What?

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (Lm4bP)

58 Republicans seize on alleged Democratic hypocrisy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (APH5J)

59 I'm sure conservatives like Jen Rubin and David Brooks will follow up on this story.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (nfekj)

60 When you have no principles, you are rudderless.

And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.

If you catch my drift.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

61 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:24 PM (7CM5W)

If you're getting paid for this, don't let Soros find out because you stink as a leftist troll. ;^)to post

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)

62 50 I know jj, it just seems like the repubs are scattering their fire a bit much.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (myjNJ)

Paul Ryan's cake-hole is no help either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (/9p9e)

63 Obviously the media can't stop Kavanaugh now, and the optics turned bad - so it's, hey, what about that Ryan-Trump dust up on anchor babies? Or, your anti-Semitic if you believe Soros is a socialist and funded that "censored" coming to America.

Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (OjnQU)

64 I am so praying to the Good Lord above that they get such a pranging next Tuesday. Good and hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)


Same here. I'm nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

65 48 Name the shit weasels and possible rapists in this pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yak58e9p
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going with "all of them."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

66 Larry Schweikart Retweeted

FL EV update 7:21 am 10/31 R lead increased again to 62.9k. Dems are in trouble. FL is a safe R if this trend continues. Only 5 more days of EV in D leaning counties while 6 more days in R leaning panhandle.

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (sXyKU)

67 AV Squad vs Suicide Squad?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (V9pqX)

68 The AV squad performed a valuable service. They afforded an opportunity for socially inept geeks with pizza-faces and high-water pants to somehow fit in at school.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:21 PM (/9p9e)

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* Fist Bump *

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (2o7Th)

69 Would have been worse if we let them win and withdrew the nom. Kudos to grassley.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (dNzKv)

70 Paul Ryan's cake-hole is no help either.
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That's "cock-hole," thank you very much!

Posted by: Paul R. at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

71 You think there's a chance that all of this "liberal outrage" in the country today is just a big fake, stage managed by an overwhelmingly Leftist Media, backed by maybe 1 - 2 million (out of a population of over 300 million) frothing at the mouth left wing fanatics?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

72 (°J°)

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:29 PM (dM3St)

73
I think Limbaugh said at the end of the show that the Libertarian is pulling out of either Montana or Minnesota and endorsing the Republican.

Maybe Montana?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)

74 This makes me just want to bite somebody.

Posted by: Little Lupe at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (vtcmf)

75 Believe all victims.....except for the one's making accusations against Ellison and Booker because.....shut up.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (OI5AW)

76 While Blasey Ford is unclear on the precise location of the claimed assault, Maryland police said they would fully investigate any allegations brought to them.
____________________

A woman state legislator in Maryland asked the Montgomery County MD (where Kavanaugh allegedly assaulted Ford) cops to investigate Ford's claims.

The Montgomery Co. police chief, and the state's attorney for the county, wrote back to her that they could not open an investigation because no witness had filed a complaint in the county, and there must be a complaining witness before a criminal investigation can begin.

They also said that at the time of the alleged Kavanaugh assault, the statute of limitations in MD for attempted rape, and also for sexual assault, was 1-year, and both crimes were classified as misdemeanors. So even if they could investigate, and even if they found substantial evidence that Kavanaugh did exactly what Ford claimed, there was no way he could be prosecuted now, the statute of limitations having long since expired.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (fqUgw)

77 If you're getting paid for this, don't let Soros find out because you stink as a leftist troll. ;^)to post

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)

Lol. I told Heidi I was an community organizer on the World Wide Web. But i think she knows....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (7CM5W)

78 Diane Feinstein says that if the Dems regain power they will open up the hearings on Kavanaugh again.

As that has as much chance of happening in the Senate this year as I do of being elected Pope, it is just ANOTHER empty political statement with no actual principle attached to it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (Boy/L)

79 Some evil genius on twitter put together a compilation of all the MSM idiots saying the same thing every single month of Trumps presidency so far.

This is a . . . bombshell,

tipping point

beginning of the end

The NEWS is a psy op. We don't have a free press, we have political officers spouting slogans at us, 24/7.

Posted by: simplemind at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (+4kf/)

80
When you have no principles, you are rudderless.
And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.
If you catch my drift.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

Ahoy!!

Posted by: Capt Cuck at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (TAmPV)

81 In HS I played varsity sports, D&D and yes briefly was on the AV squad, while also getting laid on a regular basis.

A Renaissance Man I was.

Lol

I was nerd jock geek all rolled into one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (nfekj)

82 Do y'all believe, as I do, that Brian Stelter actually has sex with taters?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (4e+hS)

83 When you have no principles, you are rudderless.
And adrift on whatever the tide may bring.
If you catch my drift.



Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (APH5J)

84 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (7CM5W

Hey, I wish someone would pay me to post here; I'd probably make more than I do at my part time job-as I head to the Wall of Shame For This week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)

85 Ok I gotta get outta here before Lurking Heidi bags me. Sneaky chick. Luego

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (7CM5W)

86 what is mind blowing to me is how half of the country still refuses to acknowledge all the lies and hypocrisy in the democratic party. is it part of their platform?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)

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The Dems that I see that condone this shit have the BAMN, ends justify the means mentality. They are amoral and deranged, but focused.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (I16G8)

87 I think he makes sweet love to taters and cries softly afterwards.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (xfb67)

88

I categorically deny having ever stored potatoes up my poop shoot!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (UFLLM)

89 I'll help out with the investigation just as soon as I catch the guy that killed Nicole.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (MlNIK)

90 Main drama for me Tuesday is seeing if Arizona really has gone full metal jacket stupid. The joy comes from the 2 million idiots in Texas that vote for Beto and wonder how he actually lost.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AjNMO)

91 Maybe Montana?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)

Yes; It's Montana.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AllCR)

92 Ok I gotta get outta here before Lurking Heidi bags me. Sneaky chick. Luego

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (7CM5W)




Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (APH5J)

93 So if women lie as much as men, was my GF lying last night when she said I was the b..... Hey!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (QLvwG)

94 So I just got a text from Move On or whatever the Clinton Democrat machine is calling itself these days asking me if I was going to vote and linking some video. Should I:

A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)

95 As a former Republican and proud independent woman, I applaud our media for resisting sensationalism and giving Ms. Blasey-Ford and her family the privacy they need.

Her courage through this ordeal has been inspiring. She was left crying on the corner, waiting in the rain but she swore she'd never ever wait again.

As Americans we can still hold out hope that justice will be served and her attacker held accountable.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (ismre)

96 Hey, I wish someone would pay me to post here; I'd
probably make more than I do at my part time job-as I head to the Wall
of Shame For This week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)

OMG...you too Fen...what have they done to you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (7CM5W)

97 They have to stop and give people enough time to forget #believeallwomen. Otherwise how can they smear women accusing Mueller as paid-to-lie hoes with a straight face?

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (hvf9s)

98 I categorically deny having ever stored potatoes up my poop shoot!

Posted

by: Don Lemon Party

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (4e+hS)

99 FAKE GANG RAPE

FAKE BOMBS

CREDIBLE VICTIMS

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

100 One of the good things is that Avenatti may end up losing his law license, if not worse over the games he played with Swetnick and Congress. He submitted an affidavit stating that he had a Second Witness willing to back up Swetnick's story. That "Second Witness" has now stated, under oath, that she *never* told Avenatti the things that he claimed she did in his affidavit, and furthermore, that when she contacted him to tell him that what he had said was a lie, he ignored her and kept on with it. That's a solid witness willing to testify that he intentionally lied to Congress, and yeah, that is a Big Deal.

oh and btw, NBC News knew about this, and knew the whole Swetnick claim was a complete fabrication 2 days before the final vote, but they decided to sit on this information and not say anything at all until a couple of days ago. I guess because they're a "news" organization.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

101 what is mind blowing to me is how half of the
country still refuses to acknowledge all the lies and hypocrisy in the
democratic party. is it part of their platform?

Posted by: nurse ratched
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No, it's part of their dogma.
Just as abortion is their sacrament.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (9rIkM)

102 Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House. Encourage all your Democrat voting relatives and neighbors not to vote because Nan says it's in the bag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

103
Funny how the Cesar Sayoc story is also virtually invisible now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (/9p9e)

104 Illinois Dems wouldn't even notice if Actual Hitler was running for whatever. In uniform w/ the same damned haircut and 'stache, even.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (RuIsu)

105 Name the shit weasels and possible rapists in this pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yak58e9p
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
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Did you notice that except for 1 or 2 photos, Mewler's yucking it up with Dems, and people like Brennan and Clapper?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (vDqXW)

106 Great news re Montana. The Lib cost us that seat in 2012.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (nfekj)

107 I was nerd jock geek all rolled into one.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:31 PM (nfekj)
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (2o7Th)

108 Love the AV riff. Biting on so many levels.

And, I hope this goes from your site to Tucker's eyes to his 3.2m viewers, oh my.

I fervently believe Americans hate nothing more than being jerked around, and the Dems getting caught at that at every turn lately...as in forever.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (YpRda)

109 Don't use your real name.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (APH5J)

Excellent! I won't!

Posted by: Cannibal Jimmy at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (7CM5W)

110
Don Lemmon 714.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)

111 I dont rule out GOPe participation in this sideshow.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (Hzzwm)

112 >>Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House.

She also said Donald Trump would never be president.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (/tuJf)

113 I was the first A/V guy in my junior high, we got the new reel to reel Sony video system and I had to teach all the teachers how to use it. Hilarity ensues

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM (bQtop)

114 >>> The joy comes from the 2 million idiots in Texas that vote for Beto and wonder how he actually lost.

I am more than happy that Hollywood is throwing their money away on Texas races. Abortion barbies, fake mexican irishmen...keep doing it!

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (hvf9s)

115 90 Main drama for me Tuesday is seeing if Arizona really has gone full metal jacket stupid. The joy comes from the 2 million idiots in Texas that vote for Beto and wonder how he actually lost.
Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (AjNMO)
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It may answer the question on whether Flake and McCain were RINO's by choice or by necessity.

Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

116 In the same vein, what happened to all the women who were accusing Trump? Where the hell is Gloria Allred?

Notice that the Reds consistently make some issue a BFD in the run-up to an election, but the "issue" sinks without trace the day after the election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

117 Ahoy!

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 03:36 PM (IYHxL)

118 Posted by: Cannibal Jimmy


Welcome, lurker.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (APH5J)

119 (107) GRAAACE!

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (RuIsu)

120 Kavanaugh turned down his $600k + GFM. Said he won't accept it.

I wonder if Ford, with nothing to gain if you recall, has turned down her ~$1 million in GFMs?

I already know the answer to that one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (Z4rgH)

121 C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis

My choice. It would be like taunting a Nigerian Prince

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (8ikIW)

122 Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House. Encourage all your Democrat voting relatives and neighbors not to vote because Nan says it's in the bag.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

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She says that every 2 years. It's kind of her thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (I16G8)

123 I guess because they're a "news" organization.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

Swetnick used to be a Katz client. Then moved to Avenatti.

The media is burying all of their Kavanaugh allegations because they don't want to go to jail for their overt conspiracy. But the Republican Party is sufficiently angry to close off their escape.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (dnzMM)

124 "Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at"

C, most definitely...then share, please.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (YpRda)

125 OMG...you too Fen...what have they done to you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (7CM5W)

Who's" they."? It's o.k. For the past two months I worked extra at the real job-even though I don't get paid for it- and this avoided the WOS.


I should become a Soros troll. I think I'd be good at it being a former Democrat voter and all....but the whole idea is very depressing..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (AllCR)

126 Welcome, lurker.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (APH5J)

LMAO...ok all later.

Posted by: Cannibal Jimmy at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (7CM5W)

127 Ted Cruz embraces his Zodiac killer identity:
https://bit.ly/2Juqfen

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (9qZ3S)

128 She also said Donald Trump would never be president.


She also promises to impeach President Hoover.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (APH5J)

129 @94. Do what I did. Tell them thanks, as a conservative and proud supporter of President Trump, I certainly will be voting next Tuesday to Make America Great Again!

They will then text you saying they will never bother tou again.

Then.you text that number every day reminding them that you are voting, thanks to them, to Make America Great Again.

I might even text a request for a ride to.the polls.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (SEiHR)

130 Funny how the Cesar Sayoc story is also virtually invisible now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:34 PM (/9p9e)


Who?

Posted by: The MSM at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

131 @88
the Jerky Boys had a hilarious prank call regarding this.
Teh Ghey was trying to purchase a tennis ball launcher and asking the sales rep about its ability to "fire potatoes"

Posted by: Derptastic at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (DB16e)

132 Herman Cain was my first thought. I remember one female writer, likely on NRO, post bad story after story attacking Cain. And then there was the bimbo eruption that ended up completely derailing the Cain Train.

On a whim, I checked recent news stories about Cain. Interestingly, there was something in recent weeks, an audio-tape back from before the 2012 election from Rep. Jason Lewis mocking the women making the allegations against Cain. It's an attempt to take down Lewis... but the question is, where are these women now? They popped up, Cain was derailed. And they disappeared again.

And if you haven't forgotten, the same [Shiite] happened to Trump in the 2016 election. There was the "Grab" video, and then there were women all over the place claiming harassment. Even Stacy McCain (The good McCain) said basically to "stick a fork in 'im" when the news broke. But Trump didn't break, or back down. He threatened lawsuits against the women making those claims. You don't hear the media mentioning those claims much anymore. The only way they seem to cover it, is with a pillow.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (WapIQ)

133 I think this effect -- the utter dumping of the story and the girls once an election or event has taken place -- is why it just didn't resonate with voters. Clearly even the people backing it so viciously and earnestly don't believe a damn thing they are saying. And what made it even more unbelievable is that it came on the heels of the berserk, bizarre antics of protesters during the hearings. These are clearly unserious people one should not trust or even allow near power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:38 PM (39g3+)

134

EM DELICATA SQUASH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (GEhPL)

135 Paul Ryan's cake-hole is no help either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 03:28 PM (/9p9e)

---------

He wants a few more CNN/MSNBC interviews before he leaves so he can tell us all about "real conservatism".

Like the time he was so conservative tactically he let Joe Biden punk him over and over again on national TV before a big election.



Posted by: William Eaton at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (MuTTO)

136 I need a job. Not just really want one, need one. Feeling like a spectator and not a player in the Game is driving me crazy.

Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dnzMM)

137 the Cesar Sayoc story

The dog whispering guy? Hate that guy...

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dM3St)

138 Yougov poll has d+5 today.

On voter enthusiasm it's a very small lead for Reps. Also, last week YouGov was d+6

So goodish news there

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (nfekj)

139 Arrrrrgh! I feel like tearing down the walls of my house with my teeth! I'm extremely wound up and no specific reason I can point to. It's NOT fun. At all.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

140 Paul Ryan's cake-hole is no help either.

Didn't Ryan's Cake Hole open for Mannheim Steamroller at the Winter Garden in 1982?

Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (OjnQU)

141 137 the Cesar Sayoc story

The dog whispering guy? Hate that guy...
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dM3St)

Shht!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

142 -
--
The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods,
waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a
righteous dude


Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 03:35 PM
---------------

A Bopa Bopa Lupe Lu
A shake it, shake it, shake it, Lupe
Wahtusi pretty baby
C'mon and do the who-chee-coo
Magic love, pretty baby
A little Latin Lupe Lu

Posted by: The Righteous Dudes at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (pMGkg)

143 These are clearly unserious people one should not trust or even allow near power.
=======
I know, right?

Posted by: piles and piles of skulls at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM (+4kf/)

144 Make cereal rape a reality in our time.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)

145 >>>> Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House.


It is her precious, she wants it. She had it and lost it because of those evil tea party hobbitses.

Craving it and predicting she will win it back is what she does.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

146 GRAAACE

Jeffrey Jones, the Principal in Ferris Bueller, is a convicted pedo sex offender.

Crazy, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (9qZ3S)

147 Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

Go to the gym. Hell, just go jogging or something. I only advise it because I feel the same way today, and exercise helps.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (dnzMM)

148 Ace doesn't understand how this all works because he's not a journalist.

Posted by: The Blue Check Media at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ifaj+)

149 The Montgomery Co. police chief, and the state's attorney for the county, wrote back to her that they could not open an investigation because no witness had filed a complaint in the county, and there must be a complaining witness before a criminal investigation can begin. "

Although it's all sewage under the bridge now, there's also that little part about how, in order o investigate an alleged crime, the witness has got to tell the police WHERE it happened, and WHEN it happened. Not "oh it happened about 30 years ago, I don't remember when exactly, and I forgot where it happened too. Okay you guys go investigate the crime scene now."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

150 >>Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House.

She has predicted that every time for the last 8 years.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (Z4rgH)

151 What happened to the 22 women back in 2016 who accused Trump of groping them?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ZLqkY)

152 I should become a Soros troll. I think I'd be good at it being a former Democrat voter and all....but the whole idea is very depressing..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:37 PM (AllCR)

----------------

Look for the Craigslist ads for paid protestors. You may as well hoover up some of his cash by hanging around at a protest. Some of them pay $18 - $20/hr.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (I16G8)

153 I think this is important - it's should be referenced again and again as a tacit admission by the Dems as to how slimy they are.

But I think the Dem barrage of nonsense takes its toll on our endurance, especially in the case of Kavanaugh. We're all feel the weariness expressed by Mika Brzezinski's sigh and just want it to go away. It's the same weariness the left must undoubtedly feel about Trump's twitter barrages (which is why he should keep doing it).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (/qEW2)

154 144 Make cereal rape a reality in our time.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)

Well, maybe with Cheerios.

Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

155 94 So I just got a text from Move On or whatever the Clinton Democrat machine is calling itself these days asking me if I was going to vote and linking some video. Should I:

A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)


C)

Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."

I love doing that to earnest libs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

156 Arrrrrgh! I feel like tearing down the walls of my house with my teeth! I'm extremely wound up and no specific reason I can point to. It's NOT fun. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

===

Insom, when people say that to me, and they regularly do, my first thought is usually, "a liitle zoloft might help."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (EZebt)

157 Insomniac, if it helps and I know it probably doesn't, I've been feeling that way too for about a month now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (Uiz/V)

158 Jeffrey Jones, the Principal in Ferris Bueller, is a convicted pedo sex offender.

Yeah, that was infuriating because he's such a good actor and he ruined everything with his stupid sick lust. Plus: he was in the right that entire movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (39g3+)

159 Kav has declined any of the $600K raised for him by GoFundMe.

Ford's taking all hers and more.

Pretty much says it all.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (+fPHo)

160

How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)

161 >>> Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

Do you write or have a story planned in your brain that never got out of the planning stages? NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Get an outline sorted out and write like the wind starting at midnight!

Good luck to any of the Horde participating. Is there a Horde group for it?

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

162 Yeah, that was infuriating because he's such a good
actor and he ruined everything with his stupid sick lust. Plus: he was
in the right that entire movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Oh yeah.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (9rIkM)

163 Arrrrrgh! I feel like tearing down the walls of my house with my teeth! I'm extremely wound up and no specific reason I can point to. It's NOT fun. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac

Put...The Halloween...Candy....DOWN!

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (8ikIW)

164 Some evil genius on twitter put together a compilation of all the MSM idiots saying the same thing every single month of Trumps presidency so far.

The NEWS is a psy op. We don't have a free press, we have political officers spouting slogans at us, 24/7.

Posted by: simplemind at October 31, 2018 03:30 PM (+4kf/)


The New York Times, Washington Post and AP/Reuters have become the new Pravda, Isvestia and TASS of the Left.

They are slavish propaganda organs of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: cool breeze at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (UGKMd)

165 The Fact that Trump was handing out the large candy bars and not the small mini candy bars, I am surprised that the Headlines aren't TRUMP TRYING TO KILL KIDS WITH TOO MUCH SUGAR"

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (04AcR)

166 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!


Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM

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We used to have a whole breakfast chain.

Posted by: Sambos at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (pMGkg)

167 Jeffrey Jones, the Principal in Ferris Bueller, is a convicted pedo sex offender.



I always get him and Dabney Coleman confused.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (APH5J)

168 "148 Ace doesn't understand how this all works because he's not a journalist."

Guerrilla Artist with a keyboard. Does that make us razzzzists?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (YpRda)

169 "Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist?"

Step 1: get a van
Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures
Step 3: drive around near government buildings
Step 4: $$$$

Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (YCbOZ)

170 So that 9.1% AZ lead was 10% yesterday and the median age has dropped as well. Again not sure what 9.1% means in context of previous years, but the trend is moving to Dems.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (nfekj)

171 Our next Chelsea:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337589/

Saudis gonna Saudi:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6338277

Still say it's recreational:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337809

Posted by: JEM giving you your afternoon Daily Mail suppository at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (bLJjI)

172 We [Sambo's] used to have a whole breakfast chain.
--
The food wasn't that good.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Lm4bP)

173 Step 1: get a van

Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures

Step 3: drive around near government buildings

Step 4: $$$$


Yep, They'll come to you even! Just wait!

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (dM3St)

174 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)



The Flintstones (Cocoa Pebbles) and a brown elephant (Cocoa Krispies) would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (ujg0T)

175 A Bopa Bopa Lupe Lu
A shake it, shake it, shake it, Lupe
Wahtusi pretty baby
C'mon and do the who-chee-coo
Magic love, pretty baby
A little Latin Lupe Lu



Posted by: The Righteous Dudes at October 31, 2018 03:40 PM



But then isn't this really the story of every wise Latina?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (EOfHE)

176 136 I need a job. Not just really want one, need one. Feeling like a spectator and not a player in the Game is driving me crazy.

Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back."

I don't want to be a downer, but as someone who's been in the job market for a while - if you don't have connections, it ain't going to happen. Actually working in places like that is for the few lucky people who hit the powerball lottery just right, but in reality, it's like the odds of going Pro if you're a good High School player. 1 in a million. So focus on getting a good local job doing something useful you like that has NOTHING to do with politics, which is 99.9% of us in the working world do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

177 Oh kami, after going through a bunch of Thor Skywalker's videos on YouTube, got the urge to write a better Star Wars kinda space opera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (V9pqX)

178 Trump is a Nazi White Nationalist that gave psychic orders for the shootings in Pittsburg.

The Caravan Invasion is only in your RAAAAACIST! narrow mind!

Posted by: We've Moved On at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (EATOD)

179 What happened to the 22 women back in 2016 who accused Trump of groping them?

Posted by: Thirdtwin at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (ZLqkY)
.............

Gloria Allred's checks bounced.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

180 Plus: he was in the right that entire movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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So it looks like I'm not the only one who watched that entire movie hoping Ferris Bueller gets busted?

Such a lightweight movie.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW)

181 I need a job. Not just really want one, need one. Feeling like a spectator and not a player in the Game is driving me crazy.

Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist? It feels like whenever I send out a resume I never hear back.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (dnzMM)

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Sorry man. I am in this same boat. Extremely frustrating.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (I16G8)

182 The New York Times, Washington Post and AP/Reuters have become the new Pravda, Isvestia and TASS of the Left.



There was a sad story on the news last night about three kids from one family getting run over exiting the school bus. Mrs928 turned to me and said 'I hate to notice it but they aren't telling us anything about the driver. Illegal alien maybe?' Even relatively non-politicos are suspecting something.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (APH5J)

183 If I had any artistic bent, I would mash together a picture of all of the left's throw-aways in a garbage pile:

Cindy Sheehan, Abortion Barbie, Camera Hogg, Ballsy-Ford, Stormy, CPN, etc.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (oiNtH)

184 The Main stream fucked up media is an arm of the democrat party. I hold the dims in low regard and I hold the media even lower. They (the media) claim they are unbiased but they are full of shit. They show their bias in every second of every day in what they choose to cover how they cover it when the cover it and the stories they refuse to cover. Fuck the main stream fucking media. Fuck hollywood and fuck the dims.


Rusty razor-wire encrusted syphilitic pineapples for em all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (0OmEj)

185 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party
----Count Chocula ??
It's like I don't even know you people!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (9rIkM)

186 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes.

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

187


You mean Blaseys was lying?

Can'e believe it.

I mean, after Sandra Flunk, all the chicks used to to destroy CAIN, Blaseys had to have been telling the truth, can we get just one that will tell the truth???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (p7QX2)

188 Gaslight Inc. has smothered the Katie Brennan rape story. I believe her tale of Gov. Murphy cover up is part of the NJ perfect storm that will wash away Bob Menendez.

Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (tU+ul)

189
How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)


Count Chocula

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (TAmPV)

190 So it looks like I'm not the only one who watched that entire movie hoping Ferris Bueller gets busted?

I hated that guy. He deserved a beating every scene, I have never understood why anyone liked that character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (39g3+)

191 Y'all realize that Mika's display wasn't a sigh of exasperation, but rather her thespianesque interpretation of a certain scene in Sleepless In Seattle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (ctuyM)

192 177 Oh kami, after going through a bunch of Thor Skywalker's videos on YouTube, got the urge to write a better Star Wars kinda space opera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (V9pqX)

The way Disney is trashing the franchise, it'd be hard to write a worse one.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (J+mig)

193 So I just got a text from Move On or whatever the Clinton Democrat machine is calling itself these days asking me if I was going to vote and linking some video. Should I:

A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)

C)

Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."

I love doing that to earnest libs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Reply back "Candidate xxx touched me inappropriately way back and now I am considering legal action".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (ECUyd)

194 139 Arrrrrgh! I feel like tearing down the walls of my house with my teeth! I'm extremely wound up and no specific reason I can point to. It's NOT fun. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)


Insom, sometimes that happens to me, too. I didn't realize other people experience that.

I don't have any tips - - just that it goes away eventually.

Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (5spkj)

195 187


You mean Blaseys was lying?

Can'e believe it.

I mean, after Sandra Flunk, all the chicks used to to destroy CAIN, Blaseys had to have been telling the truth, can we get just one that will tell the truth???

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (p7QX2)

=============

"I had nothing to gain!"

"Your million dollars from your GoFundMe, ma'am."

"Why, thank you very much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (9kfJR)

196 Anybody got a clue which channels are showing the original Halloween movie tonight?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (bQtop)

197 Reply back "Candidate xxx touched me inappropriately way back and now I am considering legal action".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (ECUyd)

This.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (72PAC)

198 I need a job.
--
Work defines who you are.

"What kind of work do you do?"

I'm retired

"Successfully"

No

"I see the problem."

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 03:49 PM (Lm4bP)

199 Step 1: get a van
Step 2: cover it in Trump pictures
Step 3: drive around near government buildings
Step 4: $$$$
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:45 PM (YCbOZ)
---
Much better:

Step 1: Accuse a Supreme Court nominee that the Dems don't want to see seated of attempted rape.
Step 2: Open a gobribeme.com account
Step 3: $$$$

Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)

200 every time I hear the name "Ferris Bueller" all I can think of is "ohhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhh....."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)

201 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes.

After being so painfully, shockingly wrong in 2014 and 2016, Brexit, PM election in England, etc you would figure they'd be ashamed to show their faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

202 The New York Times, Washington Post and AP/Reuters have become the new Pravda, Isvestia and TASS of the Left.

They are slavish propaganda organs of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 31, 2018 03:44 PM (UGKMd)



I live in a neighborhood with lots of Slavic immigrants, and they DO tell me this about our local libmedia daily, the Sacramento Bee (Ess). Frequently.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (ujg0T)

203 "Does anyone have any idea how to work for the Trump Administration, or even the Federalist?"

Get creative! Mail them your resume rolled up tightly inside a cylinder, put some wires outside, make it exciting! Put a funny return address on it! That will get their attention and they will remember you!

Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YCbOZ)

204 "Even relatively non-politicos are suspecting something."

Too much jerking around has left a mark. We need a neck brace to deal with perfidy.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YpRda)

205 I suggest a style guide update. It is not media, it is agitprop.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (7ZVPa)

206 So focus on getting a good local job doing something useful you like that has NOTHING to do with politics, which is 99.9% of us in the working world do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

I understand how to have a normal job, but thank you for the perspective. I really thought writing at any level would be less competitive than that, especially with the blue ocean of space for conservative writers.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (dnzMM)

207 Anybody got a clue which channels are showing the original Halloween movie tonight?


Our tradition is to watch Something Wicked This Way Comes.

Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (APH5J)

208 There was a sad story on the news last night about three kids from one family getting run over exiting the school bus. Mrs928 turned to me and said 'I hate to notice it but they aren't telling us anything about the driver. Illegal alien maybe?' Even relatively non-politicos are suspecting something.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine at October 31, 2018 03:47 PM (APH5J)


"Police are looking for a ... uh ... a man, last seen wearing a t-shirt and jeans. If seen, call ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

209 95 As a former Republican and proud independent woman, I applaud our media for resisting sensationalism and giving Ms. Blasey-Ford and her family the privacy they need.

Her courage through this ordeal has been inspiring. She was left crying on the corner, waiting in the rain but she swore she'd never ever wait again.

As Americans we can still hold out hope that justice will be served and her attacker held accountable.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (ismre)


youre kidding me, right?

she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

210 Ok that Cruz tweet is hilarious.

I can't tell if this comment to his tweet is a paid lefty troll or an NPC in the wild. It reads like our very own Olivia:

"As a lifelong Texas voter I am very disappointed that Ted Cruz would be so flip about a real-life serial killer. I was planning on voting a straight GOP ticket, but now I'm thinking about holding my nose and voting for Beto just to make a statement."

And the idiocy of this comment, not realizing Hollywood is trying to buy Beto's senate seat, is almost pitiable:

"The money is pouring in from all over the country.
Why? Because they see in BETO what they hope for and want in a real candidate. Not Cruz, bought and paid for by PACs the NRA and corporations
Beto will be held to account by people
Cruz is held to account by special interest"

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

211 If the polls are to be believed, and that's a big "if", then what does that say about the electorate?


Never mind that we may lose some of these races in places like Arizona, Florida and Georgia, but the fact it is even a race at all should concern every citizen.

The differences could not be more stark. Republicans (finally) have shown they believe in smaller government, lower taxes, less regulation, border security, law and order and the fundamental tenets of our Constitution like the Second Amendment. Democrats not only don't believe in any of that, but embrace the antithesis of our countries fundamental pillars. Socialism, open borders, lawlessness, speech control, discriminatory policies based on politics, undermining the justice system and penalties for success, to name a few.

It should be extraordinarily disconcerting this is a debate at all, especially in view of recent proof that what Republicans advocate is working for our country.

In one sense what is shows is the strength of propaganda and perhaps the government illiteracy of many voters. For our country to survive, that needs to change.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

212 I want justice for Mueller's victim right now. She accused him and that means he's guilty. The Senate should fly some people out to question her. I bet her house has THREE doors after what that beast did to her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)

213 I hated that guy. He deserved a beating every scene, I have never understood why anyone liked that character.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I've always felt the same way about Curious George. What a little shit!! Trashing or stealing other people's shit and then the Man in the Yellow hat comes and saves him from monkey jail and they hold a parade for him.

Hated that little f**ker!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (9rIkM)

214 If the Democrat/ Socialists take over the house you will hear lots of Judge Kavanaugh and all the sexual harassment of his life

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (T4oHT)

215 The Left is trying to incite the whole plot point of Halloween III Season of the Witch.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (V9pqX)

216 147 Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

Go to the gym. Hell, just go jogging or something. I only advise it because I feel the same way today, and exercise helps.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (dnzMM)

I do have a heavy bag that I'll probably work on later. I'm just agitated AF and have no idea why.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

217 186 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

My group and that of poll trolls overlap VERY heavily.

Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

218

I poop out turdletts that are browner than that fake crap!

Add a cut up banana, sprinkle with BROWN sugar... delicious!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (u9Ibc)

219 Burger King did do that burger with a black bun right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)

220 So I just got a text from Move On or whatever the Clinton Democrat machine is calling itself these days asking me if I was going to vote and linking some video. Should I:

A) Ignore it
B) Reply with a foul mouthed yet pithy criticism
C) reply and act like a Democrat, y'know, an idiot and waste as much of their time as I can?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 31, 2018 03:33 PM (jp0Bv)

C)

Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
---
Like say how the Pittsburgh shooting is a fitting reply to Israel's mistreatment of Palestine?

Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)

221 Arrrrrgh! I feel like tearing down the walls of my house with my teeth! I'm extremely wound up and no specific reason I can point to. It's NOT fun. At all.

Go chop some wood, run, move your furniture around, etc. Something brutally physical and exhausting. Burns all that energy and aggression out of your system productively.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)

222 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

That sweet sweet troll money is so worth it tho.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (IYHxL)

223 >>youre kidding me, right?

Yes, they are.

You are arguing with a sock.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

224 Make cereal rape a reality in our time.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)



Well, maybe with Cheerios.

Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

---
no way: we HAVE to use Ka-Boom!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (ifaj+)

225 Really, he couldn't have found an American shithole?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6338553/

Posted by: JEM giving you your afternoon Daily Mail suppository at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (bLJjI)

226 201 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes.

After being so painfully, shockingly wrong in 2014 and 2016, Brexit, PM election in England, etc you would figure they'd be ashamed to show their faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM

*******

Russia Russia Russia!
Mish Mish Mish!
Stormy Stormy Stormy!
Omerosa Omerosa Omerosa!
Russia Russia Russia

Ahhh....

Kavanagh Kavanagh Kavanagh!

Well shoot...

Russia Russia Russia!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (EOfHE)

227 "201 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes."

History has me knocking 5% points right off the top. I like, not love, our position...and don't the Dems have time for 2 more over reaches?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (YpRda)

228 212 I want justice for Mueller's victim right now. She accused him and that means he's guilty. The Senate should fly some people out to question her. I bet her house has THREE doors after what that beast did to her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)

He subpoenaed me! And then when I passed out, there was collusion! It was horrible!

Posted by: #BelieveAllMuellerAccusers at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (RD7QR)

229 198 I need a job.
--
Work defines who you are.

"What kind of work do you do?"

I'm retired

"Successfully"

No

"I see the problem."

people see you havin' fun, just a lyin' in the sun,
tell them that you like it this way
it's the work that we avoid, and we're all self employed,
and we love to work at nothin' all day.

and we be Takin' Care of Business, every day!
Takin' Care of Business, every way
We be takin' care of Business, it's all mine!
takin' care of Business, and workin' overtime!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)

230 Cato, don't I know it.

Videos like this one comparing Ahsoka vs Super Rey is making me ponder it.

https://youtu.be/8wlBpRnFEcg

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (V9pqX)

231 I'm just agitated AF and have no idea why.

I get that way when Randy and Lance blow coke and amyl up my ass... try chugging a bottle of Robitussin, always helps me.

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (u9Ibc)

232 Heh, Sambo's history and decline is almost 2018 relevant. Bad economic choices and the left's political fervor took em down.

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (dM3St)

233 Burger King did do that burger with a black bun right?

Yeah, they have one with a green bun right now. Still tastes like Burger King, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

234 youre kidding me, right?

she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

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Go back and read what the initials of their nic spells.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G8)

235 "You are arguing with a sock."

It worked for Shari Lewis!

Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (YCbOZ)

236 "As a lifelong Texas voter I am very disappointed that Ted Cruz would be so flip about a real-life serial killer. I was planning on voting a straight GOP ticket, but now I'm thinking about holding my nose and voting for Beto just to make a statement."

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (hvf9s)
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This troll sounds concerned.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

237 227 "201 I swear the poll trolls come out to play every two years. and their shtick never changes."

History has me knocking 5% points right off the top. I like, not love, our position...and don't the Dems have time for 2 more over reaches?
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM (YpRda)

If so, they'll have to break them tomorrow and Friday because the clock's ticking.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

238 Yes, they are.

You are arguing with a sock.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

dude, I can't be sure. I live in Seattle and that is my reality

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (d7Ww2)

239 I contacted some GOP candidates in my state to tell them I could do a better job than their current speechwriters.

They didn't seem interested in immature, sarcastic rants written at an 8th grade level, for whatever reason.

Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 03:54 PM (ismre)

240 Insom, when people say that to me, and they regularly do, my first thought is usually, "a liitle zoloft might help."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (EZebt)

157 Insomniac, if it helps and I know it probably doesn't, I've been feeling that way too for about a month now.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (Uiz/V)

Eh, alcohol would probably be just as effective. And it's interesting that others are having this feeling as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

241 It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.

Posted by: Conal Cochran at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (APH5J)

242 224 Make cereal rape a reality in our time.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)



Well, maybe with Cheerios.

Posted by: Totally not a guy with a tiny dick at October 31, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

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no way: we HAVE to use Ka-Boom!


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2018 03:53 PM

*****

Those damned Lucky charms.
Every time mom pulled that crap off the shelf we knew we were screwed!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2018 03:55 PM (EOfHE)

243 Democrats only made Kavanaugh an issue by sticking their hand up the media's puppet tunnel again.

Without The Democrat Media Division, most of this would not be possible.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (VpIIl)

244 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)


The Flintstones (Cocoa Pebbles) and a brown elephant (Cocoa Krispies) would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 03:46 PM (ujg0T)

Count chocula is available now for Halloween.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (myjNJ)

245 You are arguing with a sock.

Who hasn't?

Posted by: Zombie Jim Henson at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (9qZ3S)

246 I always lol when people think there are paid trolls on hard core partisan blog comment sections. There are paid trolls on "neutral" places like Yahoo or whatever where normies get their info. There a troll may have some influence. But at a a place like Ace? It would be biggest waste of money ever. Not a single reader here will change their mind based on a paid troll spouting bullshit.

Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (nfekj)

247 they make black gumdrops but I am not going into detail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (MTjB1)

248 NBC told us that Kavanaugh is "old news" so now it's on to Orange Man Racist!!! That's what the Dems/MSM started with when Trump was first running for President and now they have gone full circle back to it - and that is really, really old (FAKE) news. They have nothing and are nothing.

Went to early voting this week in Houston - mostly (racist!!!) older white people. Didn't see a single person under 30 there out of a hundred or so. Voted straight ticket Republican - now that the Democratic party has been completely taken over by "those crazy Democrats" as McCaskill would say, what choice is there?

Posted by: Tommy at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)

249 I've always felt the same way about Curious George. What a little shit!! Trashing or stealing other people's shit and then the Man in the Yellow hat comes and saves him from monkey jail and they hold a parade for him.

Hated that little f**ker!


This is hilarious! My husband feels the same way about him.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (xU7mE)

250 145 >>>> Nancy Pelosi says Democrats will take the House.


It is her precious, she wants it. She had it and lost it because of those evil tea party hobbitses.

Craving it and predicting she will win it back is what she does.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:41 PM (hvf9s)

+++

That will be one sorrowful day if Pelosi becomes Speaker once again. I will be hugely depressed if this happens.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (dI3/S)

251 I want justice for Mueller's victim right now. She accused him and that means he's guilty. The Senate should fly some people out to question her. I bet her house has THREE doors after what that beast did to her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (5aX2M)
............

I saw him get in line behind James Comey when Barry was pulling a train in the bedroom.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

252

I categorically deny I have ever dissolved Cheerios in water and syringed the mush up my dick hole!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (u9Ibc)

253 We already have all this "unforeseen tightening in the polls".

Really? Unforeseen by whom? The media because they are doing that thing with their mouths to Democrats with eyes closed?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

254 OT-Colt Halloween costume. It's going as "Silky Pony" but it needs to work on looking more like John Edwards:

https://tinyurl.com/y8cdhgts

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (AllCR)

255 I categorically deny I have ever dissolved Cheerios in water and syringed the mush up my dick hole!

So... it was Life cereal instead, then, Don?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

256 245 You are arguing with a sock.

Who hasn't?
Posted by: Zombie Jim Henson at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (9qZ3S)

WHAT THE HELL DOES WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA EVEN MEAN!?!

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

257 There was a sad story on the news last night about three kids from one family getting run over exiting the school bus. Mrs928 turned to me and said 'I hate to notice it but they aren't telling us anything about the driver. Illegal alien maybe?' Even relatively non-politicos are suspecting something.
Posted by: Toby Sunshine



Supposedly a 24 yr old female. Youth director at her church. Alyssa L. Shepherd.

Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ECUyd)

258 248 Beto was in Houston yesterday, he was quoted as saying "something is happening down here in Harris country and we just want to be part of it." Oh you are part of it beta-boy.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (AjNMO)

259 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!

Count Chocula - now that was some down right racist shit there..

Posted by: Boswell at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (OjnQU)

260 so, not sure what to do here.

when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

261 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (nfekj)


I don't think they're really paid to be on here. I just mostly say it to annoy them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)

262 I knew my Dad was a democrat when he ate all the black Neccos

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 03:59 PM (bQtop)

263 So... the media and Democrats can choose to pursue or not pursue a story, believe or not believe a precious victim, based only on crass political calculations?

This, sadly, is the advantage they derive from controlling nearly the entirety of the press. I can't imagine what someone like Reagan must have had to work around, given the dominance of the three letter networks and lack of internet at the time.

Remember the Occupoopers? Remember how they were suddenly disappeared when polls showed they were starting to hurt the Democrats?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (h2Bdk)

264 Top 500!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (88+cf)

265 Have Bob Muller's front hole and Don Lemon's face ever been seen at the same time?

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Jj+59)

266 when people think there are paid trolls on hard core partisan blog comment sections. There are paid trolls on "neutral" places like Yahoo or whatever where normies get their info. There a troll may have some influence. But at a a place like Ace? It would be biggest waste of money ever. Not a single reader here will change their mind based on a paid troll spouting bullshit.

Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O




well changing minds may not be the only goal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)

267 I understand how to have a normal job, but thank you for the perspective. I really thought writing at any level would be less competitive than that, especially with the blue ocean of space for conservative writers."

Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

268 #76 thanks for that info.

Posted by: torabora at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (omxC1)

269 First!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (39g3+)

270 -
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Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM
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So you flunked the Soros Inc. entrance exam? Sad!

Posted by: irright at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (pMGkg)

271 Supposedly a 24 yr old female. Youth director at her church. Alyssa L. Shepherd.

Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".




My point was that even the relatively apolitical, like my wife, are starting to read between the lines and view the MFM with suspicion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (APH5J)

272 Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".
Posted by: Tom Servo at O




well, writing for money is not so hard when you have something ineresting to write about.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (MTjB1)

273 How come there is no black breakfast cereal? Sugar is racist!
Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (UFLLM)


Cream of Wheat. Duh.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (/qEW2)

274 In 2012 I had a bad feeling. I knew Mittens had no chance even when polls started tightening.

In 2014 I felt great, even though polls said GOP would do OK but still close.

In 2016 I had a weirdly optimistic feeling.

I feel a lot like 2016 today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (nfekj)

275 Forget it. The Donks have won!

Hollywood celebrities including Jane Fonda, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Schumer will take part in an online telethon on Monday to urge young people to pledge to vote in Tuesday's congressional midterm elections.

The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib, will be streamed live on Monday evening on YouTube, Facebook Live and Comedy Central's website, organizers said in a statement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)

276 First! And I'm an expert in these things.

Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)

277 Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".
Posted by: Tom Servo

I used to be in public relations.
My father paid me a quarter to stay out of public.

Uncle Fester joke

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (8ikIW)

278 Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard.

Most of the hard part comes from the fact that the venn diagram of skills required to be an author and skills required to sell books have absolutely zero overlap. They're so far apart, they're in different dimensions. And the sales part is in that evil goatee Spock dimension.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)

279

EM ISOSCELES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (GEhPL)

280 >>>Not a single reader here will change their mind based on a paid troll spouting bullshit.

Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O

--

Would anyone like to buy a Lace Wig?

Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 04:03 PM (ismre)

281 It will be interesting to see how ford covers the post confirmation struggle and her ultimate selfless decision not to peruse an investigation in her upcoming book. Who will play her and 17 year old kav in the movie?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (dNzKv)

282 Hollywood celebrities including Jane Fonda, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Schumer

Okay, who are the celebrities though?

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (8ikIW)

283 Remember the Occupoopers? Remember how they were suddenly disappeared when polls showed they were starting to hurt the Democrats?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 31, 2018 04:00 PM (h2Bdk)

Si, Amigo!

Posted by: The Caravan at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

284 Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".


My spouse is a school bus driver. People do some stupid stuff. The other day someone tried to go around the outstretched arm thing of the bus. Fortunately the children hadn't crossed the street yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (AllCR)

285 161 >>> Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

Do you write or have a story planned in your brain that never got out of the planning stages? NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Get an outline sorted out and write like the wind starting at midnight!

Good luck to any of the Horde participating. Is there a Horde group for it?
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

I've had a few over the years. They're all shit, except maybe for one.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

286 275 Forget it. The Donks have won!

Hollywood celebrities including Jane Fonda, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Amy Schumer will take part in an online telethon on Monday to urge young people to pledge to vote in Tuesday's congressional midterm elections.

The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib, will be streamed live on Monday evening on YouTube, Facebook Live and Comedy Central's website, organizers said in a statement.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)

Wow look at those A-list---uh, B-list---uh, freakin' has-beens! I'm convinced!

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

287 If you need Elaine from Seinfeld to telethon voting, you're not at 86% to win.

Just sayin....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (nfekj)

288 so, not sure what to do here.

when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
..........

Can I see your ID?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

289 I do have a heavy bag that I'll probably work on later. I'm just agitated AF and have no idea why.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

From other things you post, there are things in your life you're agitated about. That might be having an effect.

I could say you have a case of the Mondays, but that would quickly escalate to "legitimate grievance" for you. So yeah, use that agitation. Better than letting it use you.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (dnzMM)

290 Never mind that we may lose some of these races in places like Arizona, Florida and Georgia, but the fact it is even a race at all should concern every citizen.


This is how I felt in 2012 after they re-elected TFG.
After the O-care debacle, and the race baiting, the out of control boondoggle of Stimulus,

and yet they chose him for another 4 years...

It was a gut punch
Who are these people ?

Posted by: McCool at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (tWnED)

291 215 The Left is trying to incite the whole plot point of Halloween III Season of the Witch.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 03:51 PM (V9pqX)



OMG. Come to think of it. They really are.

Truly an awful film by the way--nothing to do with Michael Myers.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ujg0T)

292
Make cereal rape a reality in our time.
------
A gang Kaboom!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (Evws/)

293 I love Ferris Bueller's Day off. Teenage escapism. I always related to Cameron or Ferris' sister of course emotionally. But Ferris has the scene near the end where he admits his charmed life is going to end and he has to grow up. Matthew Broderick was never more dashing or funny on film. Cameron's monologue of rage in the garage with the car is one of the most powerful scenes of any teen comedy. Distills all that frustration very well.

When the left purges most 80s teen comedies for sexist bad thought, including all the John Hughes movies, it will be one of the few allowed to remain I think.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (hvf9s)

294 WHAT THE HELL DOES WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA EVEN MEAN!?!
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58

I don't know but sometimes ya just gotta wocka and wocka like you don't give a fuck man.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (myjNJ)

295 No we don't bother with paid trolls on this site.

Now, unpaid intern trolls are a different matter.

Posted by: George Soros at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (vDqXW)

296 In 2016 I had a weirdly optimistic feeling.

I feel a lot like 2016 today.


You know what this election feels like? 1994, the Contract With America election when the Democrats had become so toxic, so corrupt, so obnoxious, so arrogant, and so infurating that people marched to the polls like a dad heading to the pedo who touched his daughter, and beat him with a tire iron.

Tooth gritted, shared fury, the same look in everyone's eyes.

That's what this feels like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)

297 Insommniac, you need to recreate the Cameron car scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqjK6jjt6gk

That or the scene for Zombieland featuring Rule #32: enjoy the little things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHbUFzTHUhI

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (hvf9s)

298 ugh. I was arguing with a fucking sock?

I guess I just showed my "I'm not paying attention card."

off to another procedure. yippee fucking skippee

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (d7Ww2)

299 267 I understand how to have a normal job, but thank you for the perspective. I really thought writing at any level would be less competitive than that, especially with the blue ocean of space for conservative writers."

Here's the trick - Writing for free is easy. Writing for MONEY is hard. To be personal, I like to write, but the only thing I can find someone to pay me to write are long and very boring oil and gas title opinions. Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well. I wouldn't say it was fun, but if it was fun I wouldn't call it "work".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

You know who pays me to write?

You people when you buy my books.

Buy them all!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (9kfJR)

300 Funny OT - I was talking to a very liberal lawyer in SF and we were joking about Halloween costumes. She said she looks a lot like Dr. Blaisey-Ford and was thinking of dressing up like her but could not stomach the idea of having to remain in character the whole day. lol.

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

301 Truly an awful film by the way--nothing to do with Michael Myers.

I liked what they tried to do though. They were going to make it into a franchise about creepy events on Halloween involving masks, rather than just the same boring bad guy over and over. Something fresh and interesting. It was just poorly written.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (39g3+)

302 296

I was a freshman i college in 94 and didn't realize there was an election.

Yes I was that guy lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (nfekj)

303 when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?

Choose your answer carefully here...



Posted by: Chris Hansen at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (dM3St)

304 WHAT THE HELL DOES WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA EVEN MEAN!?!
Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58

I always thought it was the sound of the old PacMan video game as he swallows up all the dots....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (NFEMn)

305 The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib, will be streamed live on Monday evening on YouTube, Facebook Live and Comedy Central's website, organizers said in a statement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:02 PM (+y/Ru)
..............

So. The target audience is idiots.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (HgMAr)

306 well, writing for money is not so hard when you have something ineresting to write about."

There's a million stories out there in the Big City, and 999,999 authors that are broke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

307 Not a single reader here will change their mind based on a paid troll spouting bullshit.

Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at O


When it comes to me, they can donate their "war chest" to the homeless because trolls, ads, commercials, etc., won't change my mind.

Nothing Blotto O'Rourke has said or done would make me vote for him, no matter how much he spends.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:08 PM (ECUyd)

308 Brad Heath of USA Today doxxed a very small time Romance Novelist because Heath didn't like the Novelist associating Soros with the "caravan".

https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl

Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)

309 Insomniac, maybe you have the Mean Reds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yevGSrH3SeM

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (hvf9s)

310
The MSM has the temperament of a puppy. Play with a toy fanatically until it's broken, then forget about it and find a new toy.

The only problem with the analogy is that everyone loves puppies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (BWL+E)

311 Amy Schumer is pregnant? Probably stole Lena Durham's "boyfriend".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (bQtop)

312 Nothing Blotto O'Rourke has said or done would make me vote for him, no matter how much he spends.
Posted by: rickb223

But a yard sign? Ya gotta change your mind then

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (8ikIW)

313 when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?

Choose your answer carefully here...



Posted by: Chris Hansen


Can I ask my wife first?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ECUyd)

314 >>>youre kidding me, right?

she the good professor was the worst lying snivveling piece of eshit i've seen trotted out by the libs in a long time. they used her and she got paid via her gofundme. this was all staged. i hope that bitch rots in hell. actually i hope someone accuses someone she loves of the same thing, but they lose. bigly. and she gets the blame because of the precedent she set. fuck her and the horse she rode in on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

--

Susan was very upset by your tone. One of the reasons we left the GOP.

Posted by: Corbin Uriah Cuthbertson-Klein at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ismre)

315 The two-hour "Telethon for America," created by comedian Ben Gleib

Wow. Was Emo Phillips busy?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (jDF8P)

316  Luckily, that's a bit of a niche and the people who need them will pay pretty well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

At this point, I would write for pizza. Not because I need money, though that wouldn't hurt, but because I can feel my wits getting duller from an avalanche of clickbait.

I've been complaining about terrible writers and sellout hacks. I want to be the guy who makes an antidote to that. Even if I don't get cash, or even clicks.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (dnzMM)

317 Nobody ever said that Fozzie Bear was much of a comedian...

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)

318 Thing is a paid troll is earning money for nothing, the are not going to change a single thing.

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (T4oHT)

319 If the young people feel like they're voting for the cause it might convince some of them to get out there and vote-which considering how many are leftists would not be a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (AllCR)

320

My Halloween costume?

Fag Hag!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (u9Ibc)

321 you need to recreate the Cameron car scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqjK6jjt6gk



Posted by: LizLem at O




not going to work with a yugo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (MTjB1)

322 WHAT THE HELL DOES WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA EVEN MEAN!?!

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 03:58
............

Australian for FAP FAP FAP?

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (HgMAr)

323 Bing "3 kids hit exiting school bus".
--
youtube dash cam video.
You'll discover this type of accident happens frequently.

School bus is a special case. The fallacy is thinking that somehow the school bus protects the kids. The other fallacy is ignoring normal distribution (in the statistical sense) a.k.a 'the bell curve.' Has nothing to do with intelligence, and everything to do with the one percent of the time when bad stuff happens.

It would be better for the kids to wait on the side of the road, and the bus leaves so the kids have a clear view of the road in both directions before they cross the road.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (Lm4bP)

324 If you want to support Moron authors, go buy Taylor and MPPPP's books.

Now let's see how to start this space opera story.

Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)

325 316
At this point, I would write for pizza. Not because I need money, though that wouldn't hurt, but because I can feel my wits getting duller from an avalanche of clickbait.

I've been complaining about terrible writers and sellout hacks. I want to be the guy who makes an antidote to that. Even if I don't get cash, or even clicks.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:10 PM (dnzMM)

============

Writing is a job.

Mood, if that's affecting you, shouldn't be a factor.

You sit down at set times and work, just like you do with a real job.

As Tom Clancy said, "Just write the damn book."

I've been writing almost daily for about 5 years now, and it's become a dopamine dump at times, especially when I finish something large.

For purely that, I'll never stop writing, even if I never sell much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)

326 Pretty sure Wocka Wocka is Fozzie Bear after a joke, which shows joncelli to be a man of culture.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (dnzMM)

327 writing for money is not so hard when you have something ineresting to write about."

There's a million stories out there in the Big City, and 999,999 authors that are broke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at O



lol. sure, but how many people are interesting or have interesting stories?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)

328 308 Brad Heath of USA Today doxxed a very small time Romance Novelist because Heath didn't like the Novelist associating Soros with the "caravan".

https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)

Doxx back. That's the only way such vile shit will stop.

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (RD7QR)

329 324 If you want to support Moron authors, go buy Taylor and MPPPP's books.

Now let's see how to start this space opera story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)

=============

*kicks dirt sadly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (9kfJR)

330 School bus is a special case. The fallacy is thinking that somehow the school bus protects the kids. The other fallacy is ignoring normal distribution (in the statistical sense) a.k.a 'the bell curve.' Has nothing to do with intelligence, and everything to do with the one percent of the time when bad stuff happens.

It would be better for the kids to wait on the side of the road, and the bus leaves so the kids have a clear view of the road in both directions before they cross the road.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview



It would be better for the bus to stop on the other side of the street so they don't have to cross traffic.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (ECUyd)

331 Amy Schumer is pregnant? Probably stole Lena Durham's "boyfriend".

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (bQtop)


I'm thinking pregnant like the victims in the Alien movies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (9Om/r)

332 For purely that, I'll never stop writing, even if I never sell much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)

That'a also a fantastic reason to start. Thanks, James.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (dnzMM)

333 I'm sad because a sweet girl that I coached in softball years ago is running for a State Representative seat here. Today I found out that it is as a Democrat, hopefully because they are such losers in my county that she may have run unopposed in the primary. But still, sadly, I will not be voting for her. Lie down with dogs and you get up with flies.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (APH5J)

334 Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (Lm4bP)

The other problem was it was dark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (AllCR)

335 I'm thinking pregnant like the victims in the Alien movies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at O




now,



that was funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (MTjB1)

336 326 Pretty sure Wocka Wocka is Fozzie Bear after a joke, which shows joncelli to be a man of culture.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:12 PM (dnzMM)

I definitely wouldn't go that far.

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

337 Lie down with dogs and you get up with flies.

We'd like a word with you please...

Posted by: Associated Fleas Local 327 at October 31, 2018 04:14 PM (dM3St)

338 332 For purely that, I'll never stop writing, even if I never sell much.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited!at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (9kfJR)

That'a also a fantastic reason to start. Thanks, James.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:13 PM (dnzMM)

=============

The biggest feeling of euphoria is when I finish a first draft.

I've gone from nothing but blank paper and a bunch of pens to a (hopefully) cohesive story across tens of thousands of words.

I've created something. Doesn't matter how good or bad it is at that moment, just that it's there in my hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (9kfJR)

339 Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors."

And suddenly, Boudreaux burst into the room sayin "hey cher, light dat fire! we gon' have a mess a crawdads tonite!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

340 I could say you have a case of the Mondays, but that would quickly escalate to "legitimate grievance" for you. So yeah, use that agitation. Better than letting it use you.
Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:05 PM (dnzMM)

There's a cumulative effect for sure. And it's Wednesday, so referring to a "case of the Mondays" would not only be cause for an ass-kicking (Office Space reference!) it would be temporally inaccurate.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

341 TheJamesMadison, you have a bigger soap box to peddle your wares. You get published here.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (V9pqX)

342 Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy.


So if there is an ass-end to the universe, Icairus is it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (APH5J)

343 orangeman bad

and now:

beerman bad

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (7J5t2)

344 The biggest feeling of euphoria is when I finish a first draft.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at O




you will really like having sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)

345 Larry Schweikart Retweeted

FL EV update 7;21 am 10/31 R lead increased again to 62.9k. Dems are in trouble. FL is a safe R if this trend continues. Only 5 more days of EV in D leaning counties while 6 more days in R leaning panhandle.

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (sXyKU)

346 341 TheJamesMadison, you have a bigger soap box to peddle your wares. You get published here.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:15 PM (V9pqX)

============

You made me into an other.

*cries uncontrollably*

*pauses*

*gauges level of pity*

*cries harder*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (9kfJR)

347 344

you will really like having sex.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)

==========

Gonna be honest...finishing a first draft is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (9kfJR)

348 For those who like to read, Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archives is on sale for $7.18. You get the first three books of the series in digital format on Google Play or Amazon Kindle.

Arguably the best book series I've ever read. (Granted it's only three books in.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (72PAC)

349 Actually the FNM/DNC were fairly careful with their fake accusations. "groped a drunk girl and then let her leave the bedroom" Thats not a real crime. Exposed himself to me at a college party -same deal. Serious enough to possilby "DQ from being a SCOTUS judge" w/o being something that demanded a real investigation and charges leveled.

It was Avinutty and his nutcase 'client' and the over-reacton of DNC acolytes wanting to be the heroine that upped the fake allegations to rape and the FNM did report those charges too and are now conveniently going "oops, we let ourselves be fooled by the CPL"

Posted by: paleRider at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (eASYU)

350 She said she looks a lot like Dr. Blaisey-Ford and was thinking of dressing up like her but could not stomach the idea of having to remain in character the whole day

-------

Yeah. I imagine if she went around as Ms. Babyvoice, Esq. all day, one of the other one of the other attorneys would tape her mouth shut and stuff her in a closet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (5aX2M)

351 But at a a place like Ace? It would be biggest waste of money ever. Not a single reader here will change their mind based on a paid troll spouting bullshit.

Trolls, sure. Paid trolls? Not a chance.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 03:56 PM (nfekj)


Was the mystery ever cleared up about whether Begonia and Petunia were real shills, or was just a regular here funnin' with people? Most of the drive by trolls here are obviously just acting out their butthurt, but those two seemed the most convincing as far as actual shills might be.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)

352 58 Republicans seize on alleged Democratic hypocrisy.

I am pretty sure Republicans have POUNCE before they can SEIZE!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (cguCB)

353 I always thought I would do well writing for Hallmark Cards. Really. I've been sending out cards with my own stuff written in them for decades so I'm sure I could do it for them. Trev, you might see if they have any jobs for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)

354
If I was writing a novel (assumes a fact not in evidence: that I can write), I'd do one a political novel on a 25th Amendment fight between a now-not-disabled president and a vice president that doesn't want to give up the job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (BWL+E)

355 "Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known
galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as
quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve
it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not
think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors."



Camden, right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

356 Yeah. I imagine if she went around as Ms. Babyvoice, Esq. all day, one of the other one of the other attorneys would tape her mouth shut and stuff her in a closet.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)

357 Speaking of things the Dim media doesn't want to cover, I just read that another 2000 Ghey Caravaneers departed Honduras early this morning for points north.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (HiLJ1)

358 Now let's see how to start this space opera story.

-
It was a black and stormy hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

359 Funny OT - I was talking to a very liberal lawyer in SF and we were joking about Halloween costumes. She said she looks a lot like Dr. Blaisey-Ford and was thinking of dressing up like her but could not stomach the idea of having to remain in character the whole day. lol.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)


For a liberal, she is very self-deprecating and humble.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (/qEW2)

360 Uh oh, will TJM now flounce upon the fainting couch clutching at the strings of pearls? Did I offend thee that greatly if so I most abjectly do apologize.

So yeah go buy his book about Lake Erie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (V9pqX)

361 Tooth gritted, shared fury, the same look in everyone's eyes.
That's what this feels like.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)

THIS! While standing in line to vote, I kept seeing that look. I thought it was just me noticing it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (MX7xj)

362

I once knew this guy who could put a Sharpi marker in his butt and copy out the entire score to The Birdcage...

That's Talent!

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (u9Ibc)

363 360 Uh oh, will TJM now flounce upon the fainting couch clutching at the strings of pearls? Did I offend thee that greatly if so I most abjectly do apologize.

So yeah go buy his book about Lake Erie.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:19 PM (V9pqX)

============

I have no more pearls to clutch!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (9kfJR)

364 Very scary Halloween mask. Sure bet to make small children cry:

https://tinyurl.com/yauq6e8t

Also, you'd have to endure being blind drunk, smelling like week's old Depends, and falling down constantly.

Posted by: Cheri at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (oiNtH)

365
After voting, I always ask where the juice and cookies are.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (BWL+E)

366 The shoe polish has finally rotted what was left of Judge Naps brain. Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)

367 lol. sure, but how many people are interesting or have interesting stories?"

it's all in how it's told, isn't it?

I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)

368 348 For those who like to read, Brandon Sanderson's Stormlight Archives is on sale for $7.18. You get the first three books of the series in digital format on Google Play or Amazon Kindle.

Arguably the best book series I've ever read. (Granted it's only three books in.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 31, 2018 04:17 PM (72PAC)

I've been reading and enjoying them too. Have hardcover books which are really not portable. :-)

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (ZsHCN)

369 Now let's see how to start this space opera story.
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Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Lm4bP)

370 366 The shoe polish has finally rotted what was left of Judge Naps brain. Sad.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)

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He gave me the "income tax is inherently immoral" argument.

For that, I shall never hate him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (9kfJR)

371 >>> Brad Heath of USA Today doxxed a very small time Romance Novelist because Heath didn't like the Novelist associating Soros with the "caravan".
https://bit.ly/2JsvJGl
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 04:09 PM (9qZ3S)

Ok, that is terrifying. And like she says, this is not the country she knows if that stuff is suddenly ok.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (hvf9s)

372 C)

Add some outrageously even further left commentary, to the point that they go, "Whoa. Hold on there, Bucky."
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Like say how the Pittsburgh shooting is a fitting reply to Israel's mistreatment of Palestine?
Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)


A little too painful.

For maximum enjoyment, I like to start with a proposition to which they'll agree, and then gradually become more and more unhinged. I love watching their expression change from enthusiastic agreement to troubled concern to alarm.

"I'm concerned about the power of corporations." The mark agrees enthusiastically.

"I just know that they put stuff in food that makes you fat and makes you crave more of their products." Mark kinda agrees with this.

"And the government's even worse." Mark again agrees enthusiastically.

"I just wish the CIA would stop sending me messages over my dental fillings. I reported them on the "Do Not Call" list, but that didn't work. I tried to get unlisted fillings, but my dentist says they don't exist. Wait - hang on - I'm getting another call ... (holds side of jaw) STOP CALLING ME!!!! OK, now where were we?" Mark looks alarmed, and starts edging away ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

373 >>He gave me the "income tax is inherently immoral" argument.

Yes. At one time he was a sane person.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (r9UYA)

374 when a hooker comes to your house on halloween and says trick or treat, what should one answer?
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With the costumes these days, how would you know the real ones from the 14 yr olds?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (9rIkM)

375 367 lol. sure, but how many people are interesting or have interesting stories?"

it's all in how it's told, isn't it?

I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)

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Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.

Making dinner for a small town? Babette's Feast.

A small restaurant going out of business? Big Night.

As you say, it's all in the telling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:22 PM (9kfJR)

376 It was a black and stormy hole.

BTDT.

Sharted.

Posted by: Don Lemon Party at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (u9Ibc)

377 Star Wars starts with a long pan down shot until Tatoonie comes into view. Then we get a fleeing ship being fired upon.

Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (V9pqX)

378 the children being kidnapped by coyotes for their ticket to Amereeeca ... those kids are the victims. Probably 80% of those caravans are military aged men, many tatted up with their gang signs.


But Trump wants parents of illegals to take their children back home to their native land ... which is just like Hitler (except for the trifling genocides, Stasi police, and invasions parts, but mostly the same) /s



Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

379 I'm having that feeling of a big-time wave election too, but I don't trust it.

It just really does feel as though the GOP is about to kick major ass.

I hope it's true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)

380 Yahoo news are such assholes. Pittsburgh Penguins honor shooting victims before a game and use the blue lives matter flag (ie. American with one stripe changed to blue). Yahoo calls it "controversial". They hope to stir up controversy by pretending to react to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (/qEW2)

381 media is now concentrating on election as the corporate establishment democrats have been discredited with this kavenaugh is a rapist stunt of all women must be believed unless they are going after clinton or keith ellison. fienstein is vulnerable to leftist challenger and so are red state democrats so media running dogs move on.

Posted by: ramondo at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (qMxEm)

382 it's all in how it's told, isn't it?

I'm always reminded of a certain Frasier episode, "My Coffee with Niles". 2 men, sitting at a table in a coffee shop, having a conversation, nothing else for the entire episode. They just talk. And it is one of the best, most insightful, and most thought provoking episodes in the entire series. Now THAT is what good writing does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at Oc




no.
lots of people are entirely uninteresting. even worse lots of people are so unaware ant thoughtless that they do not recognize interesting things when they occur.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)

383 Ugh. I have all my shades down and the doors shut. Those little creepy things are going to find me anyway, aren't they? Ugh.

Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

384 No more pearls? See if Tin Lizzy has any beads left.

And Camden? Bwahahahaha

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (V9pqX)

385 Who else's costume is a professional shelf builder suffering from dehydration and with the insomniac flu?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (bQtop)

386 Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.
Small town farm kid joins a gang and blows up a government installation? - Star Wars

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (dM3St)

387 Maybe they just have to put the shirt back on for the fall cold. Fake blood and all.

Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (FhXTo)

388 TJM, love your words on writing!

I got huge anxiety the other day about starting my NaNoWriMo story. I was worried I didn't have enough outlining or research done to begin it properly. Thanks for reminding me why I'm doing it, and to just go for it. I can fill in the gaps later. I just need to write.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)

389 377 Star Wars starts with a long pan down shot until Tatoonie comes into view. Then we get a fleeing ship being fired upon.

Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:23 PM (V9pqX)

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Depends on the type of story, really.

Serial inspired? Trying to juice the senses? Yeah, start with an action scene with little set up.

However, most stories that start with an action beat end up feeling wrong.

The one example I use is the opening fight to King Arthur (from early 2000s). We don't know any characters, but the scene is filmed so earnestly that the audience is expected to feel some kind of danger for the characters. But we don't care, so the averagely filmed action scene ends up falling flat.

Contrast that with Star Wars where our point of view characters (the droids) are walking through the action in almost comic fashion. it's a different emotional ask that doesn't require serious emotional involvement to get into.

It's almost starting the movie with a good joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (9kfJR)

390 LizLem you tackling NaNoWriMo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (V9pqX)

391
Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later."

Go home, Michael Bay, you're drunk!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

392 386 Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.
Small town farm kid joins a gang and blows up a government installation? - Star Wars
Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:25 PM (dM3St)

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Young woman kills the first person she encounters upon entering a new country. Bands up with several others to kill again.
-Wizard of Oz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:27 PM (9kfJR)

393 Tom Hardy did a movie that was nothing but him talking on his car phone.

Locke. And it was pretty good too.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (NLLmE)

394 Bravo TJM...

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (dM3St)

395 Had to report this. Facebook just took down a thing my wife shared, and made her change her password. It was a joke about "normal distribution" (the curve) and "paranormal distribution" (the curve plus eyes making it look like a ghost.)

This is simply unreal. Or one might say, paranormal.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (59GGI)

396 Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.

You mean, like when you see a shadowy figure insert batteries into a remote control detonator and circuit check it, then punch the button and THEN the robot hookers explode?

*furiously scribbles notes*

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (UFLLM)

397 Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go.
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That's why Jane Austin books are classics!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (vDqXW)

398 Posted by: ramondo at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (qMxEm)

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Go get yourself the update that includes punctuation, sentence and paragraph structure please.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)

399 After voting, I always ask where the juice and cookies are.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I voted today and they had single Reese's PB cups for going thru the grueling process.

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:28 PM (8ikIW)

400 388 TJM, love your words on writing!

I got huge anxiety the other day about starting my NaNoWriMo story. I was worried I didn't have enough outlining or research done to begin it properly. Thanks for reminding me why I'm doing it, and to just go for it. I can fill in the gaps later. I just need to write.
Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)

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You're welcome.

My pre-writing process is pretty precise. I've just started it for a new book.

1) Pitch (about a paragraph)
2) Outline (about 2 pages)
3) Character profiles (about a page each) for primary, secondary, and tertiary characters
4) Outline again (at least 10 pages)

Once I have that done, then I feel confident enough to start writing. (I'm on step 3 right now. May be able to finish that tonight.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (9kfJR)

401 So anyone going into Toshe Station?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (V9pqX)

402 It just really does feel as though the GOP is about to kick major ass.

I hope it's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)

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#MeToo

And I mentioned before that there's a cafe I know of that serves as a wretched hive of SJW scum and villainy. They do all kinds of events (yoga nights, poetry slams, you know the drill) and frequently they're political. Last one was called Folk Up The Vote, featuring the music of "Gaia Rising."

If the Republicans retain both houses, I'm going to the very next one they do, just for the LOLs. Maybe I'll wear a MAGA hat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (5aX2M)

403 >>> Now let's see how to start this space opera story.

Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:11 PM (V9pqX)

+1

So it's set in Florida? *ducks*

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (hvf9s)

404 Like say how the Pittsburgh shooting is a fitting reply to Israel's mistreatment of Palestine?

Posted by: Somebody who knows at October 31, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)

And if they write back agreeing with you, publish their reply.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (F/KeJ)

405 Maybe I'll wear a MAGA hat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 04:29 PM (5aX2M)

wear a pussy hat and a MAGA hat over the top

#walkaway

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

406 no.
lots of people are entirely uninteresting. even worse lots of people are so unaware ant thoughtless that they do not recognize interesting things when they occur."

And if you're Aldous Huxley, you postulate an entire world filled with people like that in the future, and call it "Brave New World."

a side note - we fear that George Orwell was a prophet, but the sad fact is that Aldous Huxley may have been far closer to the truth, holding that we will all end up amusing ourselves to death.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (Kpl3J)

407 Go home, Michael Bay, you're drunk!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM

Now wait a minute! Bumble Bee starts out with a girl who happens to be an auto mechanic, buying an old yellow VW that has eyes looking back at her when she peeks underneath the car to investigate an odd clunk.

(I've only seen the trailer. Don't taze me bro.)

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:30 PM (Lm4bP)

408 Ugh. I have all my shades down and the doors shut. Those little creepy things are going to find me anyway, aren't they? Ugh.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)
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Grammie. Come sit next to me. I've got candy. And gin, somewhere.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (T8rRi)

409 Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later.


I woke up with a splitting headache. My ears were ringing and I wanted to hit the snooze button for exactly nine more minutes of sleep.

Only then did I realize that I was lying in the street, naked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (APH5J)

410 October jobs report up 227,000 vs 189,000 predicted. Worker compensation up 3.1%, the highest in 10 years. Consumer Confidence Index at the highest level in 18 years.

The facts don't look good for the Democrats.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (HiLJ1)

411 Kami, LizLem... does that mean Icairus they serve their swamp beast chili with carrots?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:31 PM (V9pqX)

412 It just really does feel as though the GOP is about to kick major ass.

I hope it's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (HiLJ1)

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#MeToo



It's probably because the Dems are being such miserable assholes lately. They certainly aren't behaving like people who are about to win anything.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (NLLmE)

413 Yep Anna I'm going to tackle NaNoWriMo! I'm doing a murder mystery. I know very little about writing mysteries, I'm worried I'll mess up. But I think I have my characters down, and the beginning and the end. Just going to go for it and see what happens.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

414 I thought I'd do the "early voting" thing just because I've never done it before. It's a relatively new thing here in Indiana. I went to the polling place (a local library) and couldn't even get into the parking lot. Cars were parked out in the street. I'll wait until Tuesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)

415 The sparrows are getting bombed out of their minds on hawthorn berries and trying to fly through my front window.

Insert Don Lemon joke here.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (XXadE)

416 Actually the FNM/DNC were fairly careful with their fake accusations. "groped a drunk girl and then let her leave the bedroom" Thats not a real crime. Exposed himself to me at a college party -same deal. Serious enough to possilby "DQ from being a SCOTUS judge" w/o being something that demanded a real investigation and charges leveled.


That was the catch 22 they found themselves in.

Didn't rise to the level of a criminal complaint. So no matter how much the left screamed "investigate", there was nothing to investigate.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (ECUyd)

417 Hey we can't sniff the mimeograph fluid anymore so we have to fill our time somehow

Posted by: AV Squad at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (U2JQS)

418 414 I thought I'd do the "early voting" thing just because I've never done it before. It's a relatively new thing here in Indiana. I went to the polling place (a local library) and couldn't even get into the parking lot. Cars were parked out in the street. I'll wait until Tuesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)

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I lived in Fort Wayne through high school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (9kfJR)

419 Always end every tune in an opera with a bang.

Posted by: Antonio Salieri at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)

420 Since when do democrats pay attention to facts?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (bQtop)

421 383 Ugh. I have all my shades down and the doors shut. Those little creepy things are going to find me anyway, aren't they? Ugh.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

Still time to boil a cauldron of oil.

Posted by: joncelli, watching the Muppet Show and maybe drinking some at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

422 413 Yep Anna I'm going to tackle NaNoWriMo! I'm doing a murder mystery. I know very little about writing mysteries, I'm worried I'll mess up. But I think I have my characters down, and the beginning and the end. Just going to go for it and see what happens.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

Good for you! That is quite the undertaking!

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

423 I thought I'd do the "early voting" thing just because I've never done it before. It's a relatively new thing here in Indiana. I went to the polling place (a local library) and couldn't even get into the parking lot.

Cars were parked out in the street. I'll wait until Tuesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


You do that and you may wait for hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (ECUyd)

424 Always start with an explosion. People can't stand a long boring setup to the action. Explosions, car chases, right from the get go. Explain why later."

Go home, Michael Bay, you're drunk!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)


The interesting thing to me is how story-telling is exactly the opposite of lecturing. In lecturing, as the old saw goes, you tell the audience what you're going to tell them, then you tell them, and then you summarize what you just told them.

In story-telling, you do just the opposite: you hide the ball, starting with some odd or cryptic event, and make the audience wonder what the hell is going on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

425 Well my NaNoWriMo account is still in existence.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (V9pqX)

426 Always end every tune in an opera with a bang.
Posted by: Antonio Salieri at October 31, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)

_______
Kill da Wabbiiit.. Kill da Waaaabittt

Posted by: E. Fudd at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (dM3St)

427 "alien" just started on ifc.

i don't want to scare anybody but "alien" is closer to wwII than to today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (Pg+x7)

428 Where are the early voting results published?

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

429 With a fart, Salieri.

Posted by: Wolfgang Amadeus at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (3HNOQ)

430 ... but what a movie.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (Pg+x7)

431 It would be wonderful if BK could get a defamation lawsuit underway so that the million bucks Chrissy Ballsey Fraud "earned" in her libel attack would be transferred to him and his legal team.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (lD3vL)

432 424 In story-telling, you do just the opposite: you hide the ball, starting with some odd or cryptic event, and make the audience wonder what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

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Doesn't have to be that way.

Greek tragedy was all about recasting familiar events in a new form (no unforeseen twists), and those still work today.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has the ending in the title.

Barry Lyndon tells you what's going to happen at the outset.

Inevitability is a valid narrative tool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (9kfJR)

433 430 ... but what a movie.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (Pg+x7)



I consider it to be nearly perfect.

Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (NLLmE)

434 Prostate massages, for 5 bucks. Or maybe four, it's a small room.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (dzVmQ)

435 inb4 Mrs Last goes apeshit at Hemingway on Twitter

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8hsr+)

436 It's probably because the Dems are being such miserable assholes lately. They certainly aren't behaving like people who are about to win anything.

Well, they're behaving like people who don't DESERVE to win anything, for sure. That doesn't necessarily mean anything, but we can be hopeful.

Now, the college radio I'm streaming has someone doing a version of the old Kirsty McColl 'They Don't Know' that I've never heard before, so I feel the need to dance around the office for a few minutes before my daughter gets home

Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (vCxT8)

437 Where are the early voting results published?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:35 PM (a0IVu)

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Usually at the State Secretary's office site.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (I16G8)

438 >>> does that mean Icairus they serve their swamp beast chili with carrots?

It is an unforgiving, trashheap mess of a place, so all signs point to yes.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (hvf9s)

439 I thought I'd do the "early voting" thing just because I've never done it before. It's a relatively new thing here in Indiana. I went to the polling place (a local library) and couldn't even get into the parking lot. Cars were parked out in the street. I'll wait until Tuesday.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:32 PM (aKsyK)
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It'll probably be worse on Tuesday.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (hECVl)

440 50,000 words in a month????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (jjaLl)

441 440 50,000 words in a month????


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (jjaLl)

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That's hefty.

I did just shy of 70,000 in 6 weeks a few months ago.

It took dedication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (9kfJR)

442 In story-telling, you do just the opposite: you hide the ball, starting with some odd or cryptic event, and make the audience wonder what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Just one more question....

...Zombie Columbo...

Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)

443 389 377 Star Wars starts with a long pan down shot until Tatoonie comes into view. Then we get a fleeing ship being fired upon.

Every story still need a bit of set up before the explosions.

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or...just spitballing here...let's do a 10 minute long continuous tracking shot of an incomprehensibly complex space battle using idiotic weapons systems designed by a 4 year old on acid. I say the less coherent, the better.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (7J5t2)

444 Wut?

Posted by: You average KLow Information Voter in a Blue State at October 31, 2018 04:37 PM (Fb9aZ)

445 Nood batshit insane Dems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (I16G8)

446 Usually at the State Secretary's office site.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 04:36 PM (I16G

Thank you, CM!

Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

447 50,000 words in a month???



Hell, some of us probably do that here in a month.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (ECUyd)

448 "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has the ending in the title. "

it has the ending of the second act. the point of the movie is how Ford ended his miserable life having to relive that moment over and over.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (8hsr+)

449 448 "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has the ending in the title. "

it has the ending of the second act. the point of the movie is how Ford ended his miserable life having to relive that moment over and over.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2018 04:38 PM (8hsr+)

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True.

But you'd be surprised how many people complain about the spoiler in the title.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, All My Short Story Collections are Free to Read on Kindle Unlimited! at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (9kfJR)

450 But

and this is important....once the action scenes are done, let's have a bunch of actors act against a green screen while they read stilted dialogue.

"the empire has a sniftle flix compactor"

"that will disturb the balance in the force"

"let's discuss this with the council"

"the council never decides anything"

"it is our ways, padwan"

-walks slowly off frame-

and scene!

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (7J5t2)

451 50,000 words in a month????

sven used to do that here fortnightly.

Posted by: easy-peasy at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (sZRzw)

452 Believe all women, unless they're lying.

Posted by: Chris M at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (eAZVt)

453 Brian Stelter actually has sex with taters?

He's a real spud.

Posted by: ObviousBadPun at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (FhXTo)

454 50,000 words in a month???
--
The words must flow. When they are flowing it's a deluge of words.

Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 04:39 PM (Lm4bP)

455 After a moment, the painful Sun in my eyes was eclipsed and I saw Jerry looking down at me, his mouth working soundlessly, like a goldfish in a bowl.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (APH5J)

456 431 It would be wonderful if BK could get a defamation lawsuit underway so that the million bucks Chrissy Ballsey Fraud "earned" in her libel attack would be transferred to him and his legal team..

At this point Kavanaugh's better off staying out of that.

I'm guessing he's a better man than I am, because were I in his shoes, I'd take it out on every Dem ambulance-chaser that pitched a case in front of the Court. But he has plenty of opportunity to slip the shiv in here and there should he be so inclined.

Posted by: JEM at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (vCxT8)

457 Story idea, Colombo and Monk as a crime solving team.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (bQtop)

458 The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford has the ending in the title.

Sure, but I'd say the events leading up to that end are where the ball is hidden. That, and Ford's motivation.

In any case, by hiding the ball, I meant intriguing the reader (or the audience) to wonder what is going to unfold (even if the denouement is known at the beginning).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2018 04:40 PM (YqDXo)

459
You do that and you may wait for hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2018 04:34 PM


There are a lot more polling places open Tuesday.
One is walking distance away. I've never had to wait there before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (aKsyK)

460 I got to wondering what Beto Francito's back story was so I went to the always reliable Wikipedia. I figured that would be the best polish any liberal turd could get.

Graduated college with an English Lit BA. Moved to Manhatten and got a job as a live in nanny and then moving furniture. huh? He followed that burnishing with a job as a proofreader for HW Wilson in the Bronx. That entire run was three years. The next three years ran an internet gig making web pages.

That's it. That is it. His wealthy FIL bought him a seat on the El Paso city council and he's been in politics ever since. Man I thought Joseph Robinette Biden had a weak resume'.

Posted by: DanMan at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (QMG5F)

461 There's an ongoing criminal investigation!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 31, 2018 04:41 PM (CDGwz)

462 So, what was old is now nood?

Posted by: IP at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (dM3St)

463 That's it. That is it. His wealthy FIL bought him a seat on the El Paso city council and he's been in politics ever since. Man I thought Joseph Robinette Biden had a weak resume'.
Posted by: DanMan
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If only I had a wealthy father-in-law...

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (CDGwz)

464 Trev, you might see if they have any jobs for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR)

Hah. I want something where I have to do research, understand history, come up with a plan and manage results.

All of which is to say: writing Hallmark cards is way too tough for me. For some reason I feel you'd have considerable success at it, Fen. "Hope your birthday isn't a cat-astrophe" would be more along my line of Hello Kitty greeting cards.

Posted by: trev006 at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (dnzMM)

465 Plus, Mollie left this out of the article: at the time of the hearing, there were many hundreds of phone calls (to Congress? to the FBI?) alleging sexual attacks by Kavanaugh. I don't know what repercussions there could be for sliming him that way, but something, I'd hope.

Posted by: m at October 31, 2018 04:43 PM (QfXC4)

466 It can be daunting when in the middle of the month your writing hits the doldrums and you are maybe adding a few hundred words a day.

But what NaNoWriMo is really about is sticking to it and finishing.

Not sure where this space opera will go. Or if it will stay space opera. Since the main character is basically the antithesis of Luke. a girl much like Rey simply dumped because her backstory is one of those messy problems. But Alena, tentative name, has an armored shell around her heart because of Icairus.

And someone else with a messy problem runs into her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:45 PM (V9pqX)

467 Glad you are writing it Anna! Good luck with the Space Opera. If you can actually write a charismatic Rey that is not a Mary Sue, I would totally read that.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:49 PM (hvf9s)

468 Speaking of Mellisa Milano....I'll be in my bunk.


Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 04:50 PM (xqfqx)

469 I was a prisoner of the Gaborian, a race of women cloned from the original Zsa Zsa.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (APH5J)

470 @375
Ebert said you can make a good story out of anything.

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Jim Butcher wrote a 6 book series (Codex Alera) out of a bet about combining Pokémon and a lost Roman legion.

Posted by: junior at October 31, 2018 04:53 PM (6E3n0)

471 Jim Butcher was originally a bet he had with his english professor. Wanted to prove to them he couldn't write it, and of course the rest is history. People need to bet him more apparently!

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (hvf9s)

472 Good luck to you LizLem and your story.

Golden Isis has so far been the only NaNoWriMo story that I completed that after let lay unread for a year that I still liked on that later reading. So cleaned it up, got some editing advice, and then published it.

*checks site*

Actually not even NaNoWriMo, must have been a Camp story then. Still only one that I finished and still liked enough to publish.

Wow, my total word count for NaNoWriMo is 263,588 words spread over five story submissions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 04:56 PM (V9pqX)

473 @458 Sure, but I'd say the events leading up to that end are where the ball is hidden. That, and Ford's motivation.

In any case, by hiding the ball, I meant intriguing the reader (or the audience) to wonder what is going to unfold (even if the denouement is known at the beginning).

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J. Michael Strazcinsky (sp?) talked about that on occasion with relation to Babylon 5. During the course of the series, characters would leap through time, and see events in the future (particularly one specific event), but without any background or context to what they saw. As a result, viewers knew very early on in the series that Londo and G'kar would eventually die by strangling each other. Since the two started out as mortal enemies, early on people assumed that they knew why the two characters would end up strangling each other.

But after viewers had a chance to see most of the story, and add some context to that scene...

Also, JMS quite literally wrote, at one point, "Spoiler warning: the good guys win!" That was in response to people complaining about JMS revealing elements of the story's future in Babylon 5 long before those elements actually took place.

Posted by: junior at October 31, 2018 05:03 PM (6E3n0)

474 Man I thought Joseph Robinette Biden had a weak resume'.

Probably wouldn't go over at an interview well if you stared down the hiring manager and reminded him that no one cared about credentials, ability or experience when hiring on someone to help mismanage a five trillion dollar budget and the lives of hundreds of millions of people.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 31, 2018 05:06 PM (lD3vL)

475 Ugh the words. Dresden files was the bet Butcher had with his prof. Wanted to write Tolkien like fantasy and his prof said he should try his hand at something more set in urban times. Wanted to prove the prof wrong, that he couldn't do it. And Dresden was born.

Impressive word count Anna!! And getting one story completed is better than none. Good luck on the scifi story.

Posted by: LizLem at October 31, 2018 05:11 PM (hvf9s)

476 TrueCon Max Boot:

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
I'm sick and tired of Trump. And I'm sick and tired of Republicans who go along with Trump-defending, abetting and imitating his egregious excesses. If you're sick and tired too, here is what you can do. Vote for Democrats. For every office. My latest: https://wapo.st/2zhmkNq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

477 Our media needs about 25 more Mollie Hemingway's.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 31, 2018 05:34 PM (aJkQ0)

478 ............

I saw him get in line behind James Comey when Barry was pulling a train in the bedroom.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)
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Do you SERIOUSLY expect me to believe that? Barry in line to get some from a female?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 31, 2018 05:54 PM (TTAO/)

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