EMT 10/27/18

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Amy Schumer's next film project:

A meta woke project called "2 Girls, 1 Coup".

It'll be a dark comedy starring Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman as daring feminists fomenting and leading a rebellion against an evil national government bent on putting padlocks on women's uteri.

The title is an obvious (or not so if you are a saint) allusion to a particularly nasty bit of internet pornographic bait-and-switch, hoping the shock value will drum up sales after both actress/comediennes have suffered in the box office recently.

In a thrilling finale, they will leap from the Statue of Liberty in pink wingsuits (wink wink) and strafe the evil Trump and his lackeys with caustic menstrual blood while braying "WOLVERINESSES".

Also, they'll eat shit out of a cup.

(Disclaimer: This is a parody.)

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:02 AM

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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, October 27, 2018. On this day in 1964 Ronald Reagan delivered his famous Time For Choosing a speech on behalf of the Republican candidate for president, Barry Goldwater. Well Goldwater went down to LBJ thanks to help from the MFM.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

2 Woot!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 05:59 AM (kQs4Y)

3 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (T4oHT)

4 Why the hell am I up so early?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (kQs4Y)

5 At a rally in NC Trump decries divisiveness in the US and blames it on the MFM. And I agree with him.

http://tinyurl.com/yb68939d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (QuwU9)

7 NBC sat on information that showed the rape claims against Kavanaugh were BS. Every rational person in the US knew they were BS.

http://tinyurl.com/ybszkrxj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

8 Group of nutbags want to change the date of Halloween to the last Saturday in Oct. This article says it is national but IIANM it started up in CA.

http://tinyurl.com/yc4cmjly

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

9 NYC communist makes the bizarre claim that the caravan of migrants headed for the US border are refugees and have a legal right to asylum in the US.

http://tinyurl.com/ybo6muo6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

10 Earlyish!

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (LpV0I)

11 The Catholic Church is in sore need of new leadership. It appears that the 'Bishops' have become more concerned with politics than promoting religion. I guess with an activist commie Pope that is to be expected.

http://tinyurl.com/y7xh383l

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

12 Illegal alien convicted of illegally voting in elections in TX for 24 years.

http://tinyurl.com/ydabf73x

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

13 Why the hell am I up so early?

To sneak up on the fish ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (QuwU9)

14 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 27, 2018 06:01 AM (KCxuz)

15 All Hallows Eve is a thing - a thing before All Saints Day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (kQs4Y)

16 GM has gone from a government subsidized maker of shitty cars to a howling loon wanting a government takeover of auto makers via Fascist regulation. They now call for the government to illegally 'mandate' electric cars. This is because consumers hate these shitty useless cars and are not buying them of their own free will. Morons should boycott all GM products.

http://tinyurl.com/yavxydlf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

17 I get up early every day, why should today be different?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (T4oHT)

18 Recall how The Choom showered Tesla with government subsidies when he was in office. Well the FBI is now showering them with investigations for criminal wrongdoing.

http://tinyurl.com/y8pfd89d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

19 And speaking of far left loons Michael Avenatti is now looking at prosecution for some of his illegal deeds in the Kavanaugh witch hunt.

http://tinyurl.com/y79wwm5g

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

20 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 27, 2018 06:02 AM (QAdJD)

21 Ramirez (Good one today)

http://tinyurl.com/y8hdm9rr

And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

22 SEMINOLE POWER!!!

Posted by: Ceasar Sayoc Trans-Trump Democrat at October 27, 2018 06:05 AM (Kj5Y6)

23 I get up early every day, why should today be different?
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 06:02

Anyone that has a dog and/or cat knows that is a silly question.

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:06 AM (Zn+Bl)

24 Anybody want to buy some Trenbolone or plan out our male stripper routines with some sick EdgyBoomerMemes?

Posted by: Ceasar Sayoc Trans-Trump Democrat at October 27, 2018 06:06 AM (Kj5Y6)

25 LBJ winning over AuH2O kind of symbolizes the beginning of the end of America for me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 27, 2018 06:06 AM (QAdJD)

26 Say what you will about me, but I never comped the Sushi!

Posted by: Ceasar Sayoc Trans-Trump Democrat at October 27, 2018 06:07 AM (Kj5Y6)

27 Cat batting at your eyelids. Dog whining at the door to go pee...

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:14 AM (Zn+Bl)

28 After our expensive investigation - pure OT $$$ - we have found several hand typed notes by Ceasar Sayor, who is totes a typical white bruh and not a Native American like Lizzy Warren (PBUH). These notes outline exactly how he became radicalized by Trump and we will be seeking a injuction by a Hawaiian Judge to temporarily remove Trump from office until 2020 to prevent further violent acts by other potential members of his terrorist cell.

Posted by: Very Much Unbiased Sherrif Israel of the Boward County PD at October 27, 2018 06:15 AM (Kj5Y6)

29 (Disclaimer: This is a parody.)

Give it a couple years.

Posted by: fluffy at October 27, 2018 06:15 AM (9t5k1)

30 27
Cat batting at your eyelids. Dog whining at the door to go pee...

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:14 AM (Zn+Bl)

Mine just wants lap and keeps kicking off keyboard

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

31 Morning Vic! How's Mrs Vic these days?

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:19 AM (Zn+Bl)

32 Thank you Vic. Much appreciated. That is a good Ramirez. May it be true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)

33 Obama came out swinging hard at Trump yesterday. Figures. All this civilty talk is BS. They just want to tie Tumps hands and then throw rhetorical heymakers at him.

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2018 06:20 AM (OAlmw)

34 Willowed:

All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Good luck to you.

That is the question. Does one use reason and history to destroy their arguments, and the friendship?

It's like they cannot conceive of themselves not being tolerant, while, by definition, I am not a tolerant person.

In politics someone with you 90% is an ally, while in a religion, someone who disagrees with you 10% of the time is a heretic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:20 AM (hyuyC)

35 31
Morning Vic! How's Mrs Vic these days?

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:19 AM (Zn+Bl)

she is doing good, thanks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

36 WisRich

https://tinyurl.com/ycl6v7kq

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

37 Vic We Have No Party

Good to hear. May it last for a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

38
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2018 06:24 AM (LsBY9)

39 37
Vic We Have No Party

Good to hear. May it last for a while.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

I pray so

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

40 How often in history has the leadership of the Catholic church seemed more like the Mafia than anything related to saints? As for Amy Schumer and Sara Silverman, who are they? Most insanity and evil is not entertaining to me. Perhaps they should be relegated to an insane asylum where like minded folks reside.

Posted by: Super Amatuer Historian at October 27, 2018 06:25 AM (JjwF2)

41 Do not get between me and the coffee pot.

Aaaaah. Good morning all.

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 27, 2018 06:25 AM (PzBTm)

42 she is doing good, thanks.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

Glad to hear! Tell her a bunch of Morons care.

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:26 AM (Zn+Bl)

43 Good morning, y'all. Made it to the 14th inning and said no more. Don't have a dog in this hunt anyway. Need more sleep followed by massive amounts of coffee. See folks on the gardening thread.

The good news is it's cool and rainy today. Perfect reading weather.

Posted by: JTB at October 27, 2018 06:27 AM (V+03K)

44 Getting a Nor'easter today, not as bad here as The People's Republic of Jersey but winds are starting to howl outside.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 06:27 AM (T4oHT)

45 Morning Vic. I always read your links with the first cup of coffee.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 27, 2018 06:27 AM (6nAbx)

46 Krampus

^^^
This!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:27 AM (hyuyC)

47 Ramirez (Good one today)
http://tinyurl.com/y8hdm9rr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:03 AM

Yes, a very good one. Let's all hope it's true.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 06:29 AM (URwyc)

48 https://tinyurl.com/ycl6v7kq

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

Thanks for the link.

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2018 06:31 AM (OAlmw)

49 I am relevant and still just as sexy as I was for two months in 2015 when I wasn't fat!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 27, 2018 06:32 AM (Kj5Y6)

50 42 Glad to hear! Tell her a bunch of Morons care.

Posted by: Krampus at October 27, 2018 06:26 AM (Zn+Bl)

she lurks here a lot now so, she will,see your post

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:33 AM (mpXpK)

51 @16
There are somewhere in the neighborhood of 275 million cars in America.

Lets say we humor these dipshits and mandate electric cars.

With the watermelons drive to eliminate nuclear power and coal power generation, where are we going to get the power to charge hundreds of millions of cars that will be added to the power grid?

Solar? Wind? Unicorn Farts?

I sorely miss Stephen Den Beste, he had one of the most spot on and lucid dissertations on the scaling problem with alternative power generation.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 06:34 AM (kT3/m)

52 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 06:34 AM (cqNba)

53 45
Morning Vic. I always read your links with the first cup of coffee.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 27, 2018 06:27 AM (6nAbx)

It's only fitting since I post them with my first cup of coffee. But now I have gone back to brown.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

54 Yo Whats Up? Hows it hanging?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

55 And speaking of brown, its about time for my weekly call from brother so I will retire back to rocking chair. be good morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

56 Pumpkin spice paleo pancakes and coffee = culinary winnage.

It's a windy rainy morning here. Good spooky weather. I'm going to a haunted house tonight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 06:38 AM (kQs4Y)

57 7
The MSM know to to cover news, with a pillow, until it stops kicking and squirming!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

58 They think getting rid of 350 million firearms is a snap what's 275 million vehicles? Just will them away into the corn field.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 06:39 AM (T4oHT)

59
Still seething over the FBI calling the Inept non-Exploding Devices 'IED's at yesterdays press conference. Fvckers.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 06:40 AM (URwyc)

60 Kreplach

We have to carry that torch now.

There is no energy source as dense as nuclear power. Not pursuing that power is a major tell Global Warming is a control gambit. Those people are absolutely not looking for real technological solutions.

If so, catalyst research, room temp superconductivity and electrical motor efficiencies would be major priorities. Yes, they get funding, but no where near what food stamps get.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:40 AM (hyuyC)

61 55 And speaking of brown, its about time for my weekly call from brother so I will retire back to rocking chair. be good morons
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 06:38 AM (mpXpK)

I have a cuz that I call Bro! Next week headed to car race and hang with him! Enjoy the call!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

62 @59
Of course they did.
IED is associated in the minds of every American as a tool of terrorists so of course they used it to describe what their patsy did.

Pieces of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 06:42 AM (kT3/m)

63 Did anybody notice this yesterday.
From RCP investigations

In court filings last week the Department of Justice deployed what could be the nuclear option in its latest effort�to�prevent President Trump from declassifying information regarding FISA warrants used to spy on his campaign aide Carter Page: It is claiming that such a move would interfere with Special Counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.[\i]

It goes on.

That rationale has heightened suspicions among congressional investigators that the special counsel is being used to prevent the disclosure of possible FBI abuses and crimes committed during the Russia probe. Opened by the FBI in July 2016, the Russia investigation was taken over by Mueller when�Deputy�Attorney�General Rod Rosenstein appointed him special counsel in 2017.��[\i]

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2018 06:43 AM (OAlmw)

64 Good morning hordemates, thanks Vic, glad the wife is doing well.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 27, 2018 06:44 AM (2pjL1)

65 break

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

66 Local news is all about Trump and the bomber. Making sure you associate the two together. They use both names in the same sentence for most of the articles.

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2018 06:45 AM (f3U0E)

67 NaCly Dog
There is no energy source as dense as nuclear power. Not pursuing that power is a major tell Global Warming is a control gambit. Those people are absolutely not looking for real technological solutions.

Really pissed at W Bush. He should have taken 9/11 and use it to build 30 to 40 reactors based on COTS Navy design. Plus we have sailors that have the training to run it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

68 Stop italics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:45 AM (hyuyC)

69 Amy did have a 2018 bomb called I Feel Pretty, with a budget of $32 mil and a total US gross of $48 mil.

The plotline is that she begins admiring a lump of lard, thinks it has beauty, thus so does she. I could be wrong on this, I didn't study this movie in depth.

The movie also has that Emily Ratsomething, the eye candy from the MV Blurred Lines

Apparently this movie doesn't even have an R rating which means you don't get to see Amy's flab-tits or Emily's most excellent ones.

I'm giving this movie two limp boners down, and that's without seeing it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 27, 2018 06:46 AM (Z4rgH)

70 Dang, thought I developed the italics superpower.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 27, 2018 06:47 AM (2pjL1)

71 Did I do that?

Posted by: WisRich at October 27, 2018 06:47 AM (OAlmw)

72 rhennigantx

⚓Sigh⚓

Lots of coulda and shoulda here. Makes me appreciate other tumultuous times in history.

We have evident stupidity in many places in society, and we are the ones doing well compared with the rest of the world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:48 AM (hyuyC)

73 WisRich

The Barrel is always hungry.

Can I use your stuff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 06:49 AM (hyuyC)

74 @63 Re "interfering" with Mueller investigation:

Reminds me of attorneys who, when presented with evidence destroying their claims cry to the Judge that admitting it would be "prejudicial" to their case.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 27, 2018 06:49 AM (j4US8)

75 Curious if anybody else has observed that this bomber nonsense has taken some starch out of Trump? His press conference yesterday was weak and a bit whiny (complaining about "unfair" media) and his rally last night was more somber and scripted than I remember, lacking the rolling, rollicking spontaneity and jabs.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 06:50 AM (H8QX8)

76 63 Missed that RCP

I found an article that had all of the DoJ and FBI bad players listed out 1 by 1. It was great and now I cannot remember where i found it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

77 The Midnight Faux Bomber, what mails faux bombs at midnight, and Lizzy Warren have two things in common.

Neither one of them has ever mailed anyone a real bomb, and..

neither one of them is a real Indian.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 06:51 AM (cqNba)

78
test:
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Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 06:51 AM (URwyc)

79 @75
At some point the withering, constant, 24x7 assaults from literally every corner of the political, media and cultural sphere are going to give even the mighty scalp weasel a case of the Mondays.

I think he has something like 2 dozen rallies scheduled for the next 10 days.

I'm going to cut the guy a little slack as he is doing herculean lifting to carry the useless GOP over the mid term finish line.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 06:53 AM (kT3/m)

80 Neither one of them has ever mailed anyone a real bomb, and..

neither one of them is a real Indian.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 06:51 AM

New rules; if he identifies as a she, or a Native American, than it is so.

That was the only chuckle-worthy aspect about the whole sordid affair.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 06:54 AM (URwyc)

81 Mornin' all.

I do believe you did, WisRich.

Nice info drop though.

Though me thinks th wizards and warlocks are just giving them a bit more rope.
The good guys know their Sun Tzu.

WWG1WGA

Posted by: teej at October 27, 2018 06:54 AM (iH4Z+)

82 YahOOOoo news headline...

Bomb suspect was cash strapped ex-stripper Devoted to Trump

Is he no longer cash strapped? No longer an ex-stripper?
No longer devoted to Trump? Or all three?

Also, cue Olivia Newton John with 'Hopelessly Devoted to You'

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 06:55 AM (xOkKO)

83 Make sure this bag of money gets to the guy who knows the guy who knows the crazy fake-Indian guy.

Posted by: John Brennan at October 27, 2018 06:55 AM (j4US8)

84 Salty, I listened to Carrot Top and Shouty Midget's podcast yesterday and they referenced Days of Rage: America's Radical Underground, the FBI, and America's Forgotten Age of Revolutionary Violence.

I was but a youthy yute, but I remember nightly news being a constant stream of bombings and student unrest driven by the Weather Underground, the Red Brigade, PLA, SLA, and other malcontents. Today's violent left is nothing compared to the early 70's. What a shitty time that was.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 06:57 AM (kQs4Y)

85 Indian tribes are very picky about who claims to be American Indian. If anyone thinks they can get in, just by saying I'm an American Indian, doesn't work. I live in a area of several tribes and they provide for their people (and have casinos, but not all do)

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2018 06:57 AM (f3U0E)

86 Old hopeful and changy is back!

Im hopeful, Michigan, Obama told the crowd in a 5,000-seat gymnasium.

Not a crowd of 5000 but a seating place of 5000.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

87 84 I recall those times as well, but also recall a somewhat more honest media then too.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 27, 2018 07:00 AM (2pjL1)

88 Morning all.

I doubt barky could fill a phone booth any more.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2018 07:01 AM (+w1IT)

89 75 Curious if anybody else has observed that this bomber nonsense has taken some starch out of Trump?

I think he knew that someone could really get hurt! He took it seriously!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

90 Is it against the law to mail garbage taped together?

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 07:03 AM (xOkKO)

91 >>>69 Amy did have a 2018 bomb called I Feel Pretty, with a budget of $32 mil and a total US gross of $48 mil.

The plotline is that she begins admiring a lump of lard, thinks it has beauty, thus so does she. I could be wrong on this, I didn't study this movie in depth.

The movie also has that Emily Ratsomething, the eye candy from the MV Blurred Lines

Apparently this movie doesn't even have an R rating which means you don't get to see Amy's flab-tits or Emily's most excellent ones.

I'm giving this movie two limp boners down, and that's without seeing it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 27, 2018 06:46 AM (Z4rgH)
__________
Emily Ratapolishname tits are exceeded only by her gigantic nose.

In blurred lines the bright red lipstick focused your attention elsewhere on her face. Also tits.

She's still hot, but like a point and a half lower once you notice the nose.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 27, 2018 07:03 AM (Kj5Y6)

92 Hola Whoredes, It's Sat Morn and I don't have NO PARTY. Send me a Caravan of Hot Chika Boom Hondurans and Flatbeds of Tequila and we will start one @ Borders ,by the Starbucks..........

Sayocs off Sayocs ON.

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 07:03 AM (5IHGB)

93 THE WALL
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DqeY3uKWsAE0yEh.jpg

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

94 Im hopeful, Michigan, Obama told the crowd in a 5,000-seat gymnasium.

Not a crowd of 5000 but a seating place of 5000.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 06:59 AM

They do this shit constantly and think we don't catch on. Look at this example from one of Vic's link:

And some Democratic leaders have drawn fire for appearing to encourage such hostile engagement.

WTF - 'appearing to encourage'? BS. I've been keeping my fingers crossed for months that some McVeigh type character didn't appear as a result of the lefts provocations.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:04 AM (URwyc)

95 87 84 I recall those times as well, but also recall a somewhat more honest media then too.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 27, 2018 07:00 AM (2pjL1)
--
THey're batshit crazy now, definitely, but back then they were extremely liberal but with a sheen of respectability.

One thing lots of those old journos had was actual life experience.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 07:06 AM (kQs4Y)

96 Heh. Sean Spicer tweeted.

"We need civility! Also...The President likes to be peed on by Russian hookers"

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 07:06 AM (xOkKO)

97 Crap, power is fluctuating.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 07:07 AM (kQs4Y)

98 THE WALL

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:04 AM

If you put a stop italics formatting code between the 'i' and 'm' it will stop Pixy from underlining.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqeY3uKWsAE0yEh.jpg

Nice pic, btw.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:07 AM (URwyc)

99 Moar baseball trivia:

Longest MLB game ever played by number of innings: 26 innings, May 1, 1920, between the Brooklyn Robins and Boston Braves, ending in a 1-1 tie. It was called on account of darkness. Both starting pitchers pitched ALL 26 innings and allowed only one run each!

Longest MLB game by time: May 8, 1984, 8 hrs and 6 min over 2 days and 25 innings, between the Chicago White Sox and Milwaukee Brewers. The Sox won 7-6 on a walk-off homer.

Longest continuous MLB game by time that ended with a winner: 7 hrs 4 min, Sept. 11, 1974, St. Louis Cardinals vs NY Mets. Cards won 4-3 in a Shea Stadium game that ended at 3:13 a.m. local time.

Longest minor league game ever: 33 innings, April 18, 19 and June 23, 1981, Triple A Pawtucket Red Sox and Rochester Red Wings. The game was suspended after 32 innings at 4:07 am with the score tied 2-2, and resumed in the 33rd inning 2 months later when Pawtucket finally scored the winning run. Future MLB stars Wade Boggs and Cal Ripken, Jr. played in this game.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 27, 2018 07:07 AM (9WuX0)

100 One thing lots of those old journos had was actual life experience

And Geritol, I remember Lottsa advertising for Geritol.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 27, 2018 07:08 AM (2pjL1)

101 Curious if anybody else has observed that this bomber nonsense has taken some starch out of Trump?

I think he knew that someone could really get hurt! He took it seriously!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:01 AM

I think he sees that 'law and order' is a winning agenda right now. While the left seems to be promising more disorder and violence.

I think he's playing it right.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:10 AM (URwyc)

102 The media back then - operation mockingbird 15 to 20 years in.

The media now - operation mockingbird 60+ years in.

Posted by: teej at October 27, 2018 07:11 AM (iH4Z+)

103 If you put a stop italics formatting code between the 'i' and 'm' it will stop Pixy from underlining.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/DqeY3uKWsAE0yEh.jpg

Nice pic, btw.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:07 AM (URwyc)

thx

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

104 First (101 that is)

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:12 AM (T4oHT)

105 Blew it, maybe try for 201

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:12 AM (T4oHT)

106 Why aren't they calling Sayoc a lone wolf?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:14 AM (T4oHT)

107 "he has something like 2 dozen rallies scheduled for the next 10 days."

The current official schedule of Trump rallies only shows three although I'm sure there are more in the works:

Murphysboro IL, tonight @ 4:30 p.m. CDT

Fort Myers FL, 10/31, @ 7 p.m. EDT

Columbia MO, 11/1, @ 6:30 p.m. CDT

Posted by: Secret Square at October 27, 2018 07:15 AM (9WuX0)

108 WAPO ask? Why are we still talking about HRC?

TFF! Cause everyone loves a sore loser!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

109 @59
Of course they did.
IED is associated in the minds of every American as a tool of terrorists so of course they used it to describe what their patsy did.

Pieces of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 06:42 AM (kT3/m)

I heard yesterday that, based on the observations of IED experts, these things were never designed to explode in the first place.

Also, at the tail end of Rush's show yesterday, one of his assistants came on the air (something you very seldom hear) to report she had found some online posts (presumably Farcebook or Twatter) from this Sayoc guy, and they were decidedly not conservative; quite the opposite, in fact. But just as she finds them, poof, they are gone. Someone had deleted them.

This guy, like Hodgkinson or that loony leftist who shot all those eee-vil white Trump voters in Vegas, is going to disappear down the MFM/government memory hole very soon, because false flag after all...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 27, 2018 07:16 AM (p0pYQ)

110 What kind of idiot, who has already been arrested multiple times, makes his improvised non-explosive devices without gloves on at all times? He is either a false flag, a patsy, or an idiot.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 27, 2018 07:17 AM (KCxuz)

111 "WTF - 'appearing to encourage'? BS. I've been keeping my fingers crossed for months that some McVeigh type character didn't appear as a result of the lefts provocations.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:04 AM (URwyc)"

And he never appeared, so they had to manufacture one for the midterms.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 27, 2018 07:18 AM (QAdJD)

112 Gubmint Motors? When they fucked the bondholders to give the company to the Unions, I stopped even considering ever buying a car made by them again.

Posted by: JAS at October 27, 2018 07:19 AM (3HNOQ)

113 110: yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2018 07:19 AM (89T5c)

114 Also, at the tail end of Rush's show yesterday, one of his assistants came on the air (something you very seldom hear) to report she had found some online posts (presumably Farcebook or Twatter) from this Sayoc guy, and they were decidedly not conservative; quite the opposite, in fact. But just as she finds them, poof, they are gone. Someone had deleted them.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 27, 2018

Some Moron here looked up the voter registration data, took a screenshot. Democrat. Went back later. Republican.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:20 AM (URwyc)

115 106 Why aren't they calling Sayoc a lone wolf?
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:14 AM (T4oHT)

Too many holes in this story. Uncanceled stamps! Packages dropped off (Soros, CNN and Deniro). Just thinking!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:20 AM (JFO2v)

116 Gubmint Motors? When they fucked the bondholders to give the company to the Unions, I stopped even considering ever buying a car made by them again.

That made a ford guy out of me as well. The only American car company that didn't go commie.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 27, 2018 07:22 AM (KCxuz)

117 Too many holes in this story. Uncanceled stamps! Packages dropped off (Soros, CNN and Deniro). Just thinking!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:20 AM

Perhaps the thinking is that because the packages weren't postmarked they were dropped off, when in actuality they went through the mail.

I've noticed in the past that weirdly shaped stuff I've received through the USPS hasn't been postmarked. It probably fvcks up in their automated system and is 'supposed' to be hand stamped.

You know how efficient those manual systems can be when donuts, coffee, and break time is coming up.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:25 AM (URwyc)

118 Were there any postmarks?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 27, 2018 07:30 AM (1g7ch)

119 has it been pointed out?

Cesar Sayoc = Accessory

Whole thing glowsinnadark.mp3

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:31 AM (z2W2E)

120 Yep, it's a great way to get votes, alright. Paint some nutcase as representative of all Trump voters, because that will be sure to get us to stay home on election day and allow more Democrats who think we're evil personified to take office. Good strategy Dems!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2018 07:32 AM (AllCR)

121
I was thinking Antifa when it appeared to be a coordinated 'boots on the ground' effort to distribute the 'bombs'.

I should have first considered the efficiency of the postal service. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:32 AM (URwyc)

122 I've noticed in the past that weirdly shaped stuff I've received through the USPS hasn't been postmarked. It probably fvcks up in their automated system and is 'supposed' to be hand stamped.

You know how efficient those manual systems can be when donuts, coffee, and break time is coming up.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:25 AM (URwyc)

Maybe so, but I've never received anything through the USPS that did not have the postmark on it, regardless of how it was shaped.

This whole story reminds me of the Blasey Ford thing against Kavanaugh. Got enough holes in it to sink a battleship. I'm still thinking false flag, and a poorly done one to boot.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 27, 2018 07:33 AM (p0pYQ)

123 No matter who, every time there is some wack job committing a crime first thing done is the social media is scrubbed. Only time not is their manifesto but that may be because it gets out there before the crime and is just 1 item.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM (T4oHT)

124 also, archived bit of news....can't be found anymore.

https://archive.fo/oD3ri

Stresses again and again how Soros bomb was **hand delivered** were they lying then or now?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM (z2W2E)

125
Were there any postmarks?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 27, 2018 07:30 AM

I was reading an article from CNN yesterday that said ONE package was postmarked.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM (URwyc)

126 I wrote on the ONT the thought occurred to me is this guy was a loner and was looking for a cause to grab on to. His Twitter following was towards Leftists but maybe Trump came along, was winning so he wanted to be a winner to.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:37 AM (T4oHT)

127 It was not clear why postmarks were not visible on several of the packages, and the US Postal Inspection Service provided a statement to CNN that did not address the question.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/politics/missing-postmarks-add-to-
mystery-of-bombs-sent-through-the-mail

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:39 AM (URwyc)

128 Perhaps the thinking is that because the packages weren't postmarked they were dropped off, when in actuality they went through the mail.

===

Zero chance they went insufficient postage and not postmarked to California after their postman heard all about these bombs for 1-2 days. And to say their own interns spotted it when the professional postal workers did not is insulting, frankly.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:39 AM (z2W2E)

129 2 Woot!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 05:59 AM (kQs4Y)

Moar like Woot Woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 07:39 AM (Ss+Em)

130 124

and

Law enforcement sources tell @ShimonPro the package sent to CNN was delivered by courier, not mailed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

131 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 27, 2018 06:57 AM (kQs4Y)

What I remember about that era is that a founder of those "protesters" was a youth called Hayden who went in to marry Jane Fonda and get elected to the senate. Tom Hayden is proof that the inmates are now running the asylum.

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 27, 2018 07:41 AM (DSD1V)

132 Remember: These same dems framed a lousy video maker for Benghazi. There's no reason to believe they're not doing the same thing now.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:43 AM (z2W2E)

133 CNN employees also photographed it,sent it out on social media then had idea to call police about it.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:44 AM (T4oHT)

134 Were there any postmarks?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 27, 2018 07:30 AM

I was reading an article from CNN yesterday that said ONE package was postmarked.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM (URwyc)

Do note that a number (between none and some) were found in USPS processing facilities on the origin end. Also, the postmarks may be done in the regional PO now, depending on location.

However, nothing can overcome the previous reports of curier/hand deliver packages.
Maybe FBI knows this and recognizes all they really have is that this guy touched black tape.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 27, 2018 07:45 AM (1g7ch)

135 good morning horde!

KTY takes her last ACT today; she would appreciate a quick prayer that she does well so she gets some scholarship money for nursing school.
Thanks!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 27, 2018 07:45 AM (dMvl+)

136
Man, the FBI is totally amazing.

It's awesome the way they immediately figured out the Trump-centric motives and everything about the Fake Indian Stripping FloridaMan Fake Bomber who's fake bombs couldn't have exploded and didn't kill anyone.

Just like they immediately figured out all the motives and everything about the guy who mass murdered country music concert in Las Ve-

oh, wait....

Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2018 07:46 AM (CRRq9)

137 At ebony some black women are moar equal

https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/26/ebony-magazine-black-women-republicans/

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

138 " He is either a false flag, a patsy, or an idiot."Posted by: Hawkpilot

yeah, as crazy as that van was, and as crazy as the Filipino idiot was, he could have been manipulated, fo' sho'. Someone had linked to a NYTimes artcile that the alleged terrorist they caught planning to blow up a bridge, was really just someone they set up. The FBI made all the plans, "the suspects naively played their parts until they were arrested".

https://tinyurl.com/cxkeuce
that is the Times article ... saying that bridge plot was hatched by the FBI.

This Filipino road rage nut would have been an ideal target for a "DeepState PsyOp", but of course that kind of thing could never happen, just ask our honest MSM. (or refer to their intricate polt to frame Trump for Russia and exonerate Hillary ... lots at stake for them).

It is possible the Filipino idiot acted alone sure, but considering the immediate MSM team response, the "useful idiot patsy" can't be ruled out either, especially given this is October Surprise season.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2018 07:47 AM (Cus5s)

139 illiniwek

Plus Broward County, home of Reichstag Fire events.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 07:48 AM (hyuyC)

140 Law enforcement sources tell @ShimonPro the package sent to CNN was delivered by courier, not mailed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:40 AM

That was the package addressed to Brennan that everyone saw that had postage stamps on it.

I think someone somewhere is mistaken. Or making stuff up. Or covering for the Postal Service.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:50 AM (URwyc)

141 road rage ... shessh .. I meant "Roid Rage" ... the guy was using steroids, at some times at least

Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2018 07:50 AM (Cus5s)

142 road rage ... shessh .. I meant "Roid Rage" ... the guy was using steroids, at some times at least
Posted by: illiniwek

Only while driving. So Road Roid Rage, or would it be Roid Road Rage?

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 07:53 AM (xOkKO)

143 yeah, as crazy as that van was

===

I bet it was an FBI surveillance van. None of the agents wore gloves when inspecting it for evidence. All that crap on the dashboard looked like surveillance equipment.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:53 AM (z2W2E)

144 #106 They're not calling Sayoc a lone wolf because the media and the DNC are in awe of him and with him in spirit of his injuness. He validated his targets with real gravitas from being targets of fake bombs. Unlike the targets of Sarah Palin's fake rifle scope. THREE targets on one fake bomb package....Brennan, DWS, and CNN! genius. They don't know whether to shit or go blind.

Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2018 07:54 AM (Xo0ot)

145
also, archived bit of news....can't be found anymore.

https://archive.fo/oD3ri

Stresses again and again how Soros bomb was **hand delivered** were they lying then or now?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM

---

Don't forget that someone handed the package to the courier in NYC to get it delivered to cnn. This idiot didn't mail it to the courier for delivery. Someone gave him that package.

I think there was more than one person involved in this. But now the FBI has this guy in custody and it appears that he has quit cooperating with them. This will not be over until after the election.

Plus how stupid is this guy? I mean they have his DNA and his fingerprints from all of his previous arrests and he makes "bombs" without wearing gloves? This thing stinks even worse than it did two days ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 27, 2018 07:55 AM (JUOKG)

146 Has any of the MSM mentioned that Sayoc was starting to turn his life around?
Then we know some hinky shit is going to get explained to us

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 07:57 AM (xOkKO)

147 For a guy living in his van, seemingly no job had money to burn on hand delivery to dozens of recipients

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:57 AM (T4oHT)

148 My bud was on a chat with anons yesterday. They were doing their investigating thing on Intelius. The results for Sayoc were being scrubbed in real time. Yes he was a democrat.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 07:58 AM (nGRtn)

149 Wind is fierce here on Jersey coast and forecast to get worse by noon.

Neighbor already lost one tree that fell across the road and miraculously missed a few cars, almost like it was aiming for the open area by the fire hydrant across the street.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 27, 2018 07:58 AM (Ri0Ku)

150 Miss Schumer is expecting, so I cannot wait until she gives birth and we'll have to listen to her endless pontificating about motherhood and raising a child under the thumb of the evil racist dictator Trump...

Posted by: FROMNJ at October 27, 2018 08:01 AM (sCjDS)

151 Rachel Duffy is so delicious.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 27, 2018 08:02 AM (kT3/m)

152 Former Vice President Joe Biden will campaign in North Dakota alongside Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D) on Nov. 1, as the senator fights to hang onto her seat in a deep-red state.

hide the paste!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

153 The sign Cesar held up at one of the rallys was 'shopped, you don't even need forensic exam to discover it. This entire production was conceived in a clown car . Too bad half our nation's voters are bozos.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:03 AM (nGRtn)

154 153 what?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:04 AM (JFO2v)

155 In one of the online articles, the Faux Bomber was described as of below average intelligence, and mentally challenged. Not capable of simple tasks without supervision.

Seems that tracking down some of those addresses would nt have been easy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:04 AM (cqNba)

156 Remember when Pelosi used the term 'Collateral Damage"?

I often equate that term with offensive warfare.

And airborne bombings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:06 AM (cqNba)

157 112 Gubmint Motors? When they fucked the bondholders to give the company to the Unions, I stopped even considering ever buying a car made by them again.

Posted by: JAS at October 27, 2018 07:19 AM (3HNOQ)
****************
Buying one of their cars was the only way I was ever going to get the money back from them I lost buying their common stock that went BK. Thanks for nothing Ob+moa you SCOAMF. Buick has been a great car. I call it my Obama car b/c 2nd year build out of BK. I'd put a Trump sticker on it but fear Commiefornia vandals.

Posted by: torabora at October 27, 2018 08:07 AM (Xo0ot)

158 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 27, 2018 07:45 AM (dMvl+)

Will pray for your daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2018 08:08 AM (AllCR)

159 Some Moron here looked up the voter registration data, took a screenshot. Democrat. Went back later. Republican.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:20 AM (URwyc)

Of course, "WE" have always been at war with EastAsia!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:08 AM (n9EOP)

160 In one of the online articles, the Faux Bomber was described as of below average intelligence, and mentally challenged. Not capable of simple tasks without supervision.

Seems that tracking down some of those addresses would nt have been easy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:04 AM (cqNba)

Dude, aren't we really all equal?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:09 AM (n9EOP)

161 124 also, archived bit of news....can't be found anymore.

https://archive.fo/oD3ri

Stresses again and again how Soros bomb was **hand delivered** were they lying then or now?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 27, 2018 07:34 AM (z2W2E)

130 124

and

Law enforcement sources tell @ShimonPro the package sent to CNN was delivered by courier, not mailed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

if this guy had enough smarts to locate addresses for Soros, etc. Enough brains to get the packages to them, how come he didn't have enough brains to actually build something that worked?

So many things don't add up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 08:09 AM (Ss+Em)

162 154. His sign was photoshopped to read 'Welcome President Trump!'. God knows what the actual imprint was.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:10 AM (nGRtn)

163 152 Former Vice President Joe Biden will campaign in North Dakota alongside Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D) on Nov. 1, as the senator fights to hang onto her seat in a deep-red state.

hide the paste!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

I really can't see ND residents falling for that.

I wonder what faculty lounge they will be at?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 27, 2018 08:11 AM (Ss+Em)

164 I'm so happy they made Shit Midas go out in support of the reds.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:14 AM (nGRtn)

165 For a guy living in his van, seemingly no job had money to burn on hand delivery to dozens of recipients

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 07:57 AM

The rally he attended where he was videotaped was out in the mid-west, iirc. A couple thousand miles away. Takes a bit of coin to get there and back.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 08:15 AM (URwyc)

166 This week Biden was out having breakfast with "ordinary folks" in upstate NY restaurant. He doesn't have to campaign for Cuomo who is a automatic win because many in NYC love him. Anyway, I think he is just getting ready for 2020, and hopes to be in the WH again....Good luck!...not.

Posted by: Colin at October 27, 2018 08:15 AM (f3U0E)

167 I see Seminoles have declared Sayoc no member, employee, or contractor!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:16 AM (JFO2v)

168 Also, they'll eat shit out of a cup.
Is this not, too, the story of The View?

Posted by: MSNPC Personality Maletype 2-B at October 27, 2018 08:16 AM (aBQle)

169 Also, they'll eat shit out of a cup.
Is this not, too, the story of The View?
Posted by: MSNPC

I thought The View was more in charge of verbally filling the cup

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:18 AM (xOkKO)

170 Good Saturday morning, horde!

@84 Eris, I was just saying to my co-workers a couple of days ago, it's like the 70s all over again. The young 'uns looked puzzled, but those my age nodded in agreement.

I remember bomb threats at my school on at least two occasions, when I was in elementary school, in very small town Ohio. Standing outside in clusters waiting for the police to clear the building. I can imagine what it must have been like in cities.

Posted by: April at October 27, 2018 08:18 AM (OX9vb)

171
Her Majesty has been gotten off to shows in Austin. Alas, she's one of the sort who is always departing but doesn't leave.

Now upstairs with a big double cup of coffee, streaming The Persistence of Memory by Graeme Koehne, an Australian composer I, for one, had never heard of. Wonderful stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2018 08:19 AM (LsBY9)

172 Can we declare last night/this morning's baseball game to have been games 3 and 4? Sheesh...

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 27, 2018 08:20 AM (lLeln)

173 Quite a few articles out there that Sharia is slowly coming to Europe, slander against Islam is a crime now. Austrian woman calls Mo a pedophile and found guilty.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:22 AM (T4oHT)

174 171. It's perfect sleeping weather here. I haven't even turned on the heat, have to change the filter first and the thermostat needs batteries. Just have 3 blankies piled on me.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (nGRtn)

175
Quite a few articles out there that Sharia is slowly coming to Europe, slander against Islam is a crime now. Austrian woman calls Mo a pedophile and found guilty.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:22 AM (T4oHT)

My don't-care-o-meter is pegged out. This isn't some kind of natural disaster; they brought this on themselves. Anyone who pointed out the foolishness of their policies got shouted down as a racist and xenophobe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (LsBY9)

176 Legal Insurrection has some more bumper stickers from the campus of Brown University-This time one for Beto as well as one for Stacy Abrams who, of course are not running in R.I.However, my favorite was in rainbow colors, "Fighting Hate, Teaching Tolerance. Seeking Justice" and it looked like the bumper sticker was from the Southern Poverty Law Center. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (AllCR)

177 "Quite a few articles out there that Sharia is slowly coming to Europe, slander against Islam is a crime now. Austrian woman calls Mo a pedophile and found guilty."

How did that saying go?

'Want to know who holds power? Find out who you can't talk bad about'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (cqNba)

178 173 Quite a few articles out there that Sharia is slowly coming to Europe, slander against Islam is a crime now. Austrian woman calls Mo a pedophile and found guilty.
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:22 AM (T4oHT)

Did not Uncle Joe agree that the Charlie Hebo murders did have a reason!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

179 'Want to know who holds power? Find out who you can't talk bad about'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (cqNba)
----------------

for an apprentice idiot, you seem awfully wise.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 27, 2018 08:26 AM (WEBkv)

180 (Disclaimer: This is a parody.)

Glad you included that warning. I would have been searching for it all morning.

Posted by: jsg at October 27, 2018 08:26 AM (Ds1FU)

181 for an apprentice idiot, you seem awfully wise.
Posted by: Blake

Watch this, we're going to have him get us a left handed monkey wrench

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:26 AM (xOkKO)

182 9 NYC communist makes the bizarre claim that the caravan of migrants headed for the US border are refugees and have a legal right to asylum in the US.
________________

Nope, they've already been offered asylum by the government of Mexico, and they turned it down.

They have zero right to come here, under any pretense.

This is nothing but an invasion.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2018 08:28 AM (fqUgw)

183 Really wish I had a crystal ball and could see Europe in 50 -75 years and will it turn out like I expect.
Reading Robert Spencer's History of Jihad I expect the worst

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:28 AM (T4oHT)

184 Watch this, we're going to have him get us a left handed monkey wrench
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:26 AM (xOkKO)
-------------

VIA has Joe Biden for sale?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 27, 2018 08:28 AM (WEBkv)

185 Broken rib Guy, how did that work out?

Posted by: Qrstuv at October 27, 2018 08:29 AM (osT35)

186 It was not clear why postmarks were not visible on several of the packages, and the US Postal Inspection Service provided a statement to CNN that did not address the question.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/politics/missing-postmarks-add-to-
mystery-of-bombs-sent-through-the-mail
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 07:39 AM (URwyc)

Simple answer. The USPS never puts postmarks on bombs that it's delivering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (SiINZ)

187 Wonderful stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2018 08:19 AM (LsBY9)

Nothing like a didgeridoo ensemble to start the day!

And really, isn't one note all you really need?

http://tinyurl.com/hhrphwc

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (n9EOP)

188 "Watch this, we're going to have him get us a left handed monkey wrench"

SAE, or metric?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (cqNba)

189 It's perfect sleeping weather here. I haven't even turned on the heat, have to change the filter first and the thermostat needs batteries. Just have 3 blankies piled on me.

Posted by: kallisto

What kind of batteries ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (QuwU9)

190 hrothgar, how about a go fund me for your septic tank?

Posted by: Qrstuv at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (osT35)

191 182. According to CBS radio 3000 have accepted Mexican asylum. Mainly moms with kids, they're tired already. A couple hundred asked to be sent home.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:32 AM (nGRtn)

192 SAE, or metric?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (cqNba)
--------------

British.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 27, 2018 08:32 AM (WEBkv)

193 Nothing like a didgeridoo ensemble to start the day!

And really, isn't one note all you really need?

Ah. What a beautiful sound. Like someone spitting in a conch shell.

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:32 AM (xOkKO)

194 189. AA. I already got them.

Posted by: kallisto at October 27, 2018 08:33 AM (nGRtn)

195 hrothgar, how about a go fund me for your septic tank?

Posted by: Qrstuv at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (osT35)

Thanks for the thought, but when I look at the prayer list and read about some of the needs for gofundmes posted here, my own problems seem to sort of fade into a local personal troublesome inconvenience! You could contribute to more worthy people in my name however:-)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:33 AM (n9EOP)

196 Mrs. Vic, if you're lurking here's a big hug. {{{Mrs. Vic}}} Thank you for sharing Vic with us.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (ALzcx)

197 33 Obama came out swinging hard at Trump yesterday. Figures. All this civilty talk is BS. They just want to tie Tumps hands and then throw rhetorical heymakers at him.
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Asshole Obama was boasting that "at least no one in my administration got indicted."

Yeah, when you stonewall and fire the IG's who are the people charged with investigating the illegal shit your appointees are doing, indictments tend not to happen. Funny, that.

He's such a corrupt dickweed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (fqUgw)

198 A couple hundred asked to be sent home.
Posted by: kallisto

What? We only get to do jobs that Americans won't do?

FUKC THAT!!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (xOkKO)

199 "British."

18" or 24"?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (cqNba)

200 Asshole Obama was boasting that "at least no one in my administration got indicted."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (fqUgw)

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Under President Trump, there's a chance he'll regret making that boast.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 27, 2018 08:35 AM (WEBkv)

201 SAE, or metric?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:30 AM (cqNba)
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British.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 27, 2018 08:32 AM (WEBkv)

I think you want the "Imperial Sinister Monkey Wrench" from Harbor Freight!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:35 AM (n9EOP)

202 Hrothgar missed the septic tank news, what's the issue besides need a new one?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:36 AM (T4oHT)

203 British.
Posted by: Blake

Is that the one with no teeth?

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:36 AM (xOkKO)

204 199 "British."

18" or 24"?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:34 AM (cqNba)

Imperial Meter

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:37 AM (JFO2v)

205 "Hrothgar missed the septic tank news, what's the issue besides need a new one?"

I think his old one finally shit the bed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:37 AM (cqNba)

206 British.
Posted by: Blake

Iambic Pentameter

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:37 AM (xOkKO)

207 "Is that the one with no teeth?"

THIS is why I keep coming here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:38 AM (cqNba)

208 {{{creeper}}}

Top of the morning to ya.

⚓Doffs hat⚓

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 08:38 AM (hyuyC)

209 Iambic Pentameter
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:37 AM (xOkKO)

Is that like decathlon?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

210 175
Quite a few articles out there that Sharia is slowly coming to Europe, slander against Islam is a crime now. Austrian woman calls Mo a pedophile and found guilty.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:22 AM (T4oHT)

My don't-care-o-meter is pegged out. This isn't some kind of natural disaster; they brought this on themselves. Anyone who pointed out the foolishness of their policies got shouted down as a racist and xenophobe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (LsBY9)

It enrages me because Euro-weenies are hysterically green and bend over backwards "to save Gaia," but they aren't even attempting to save Western Civilization and are in fact handing it over to the muzzies to be trampled and shat upon. Once the rest of their freedoms are gone, will the libraries, art and architecture also be destroyed as they destroyed Palmyra?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2018 08:39 AM (9Ni3Z)

211 And really, isn't one note all you really need?

Absolutely! Only bourgies need more.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 27, 2018 08:39 AM (OX9vb)

212 189. AA. I already got them.

Posted by: kallisto

Are you gonna give them to the thermostat for Christmas ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2018 08:40 AM (QuwU9)

213 'Morning, Salty. I have your e-mail addy and will get one off to you soon.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2018 08:40 AM (ALzcx)

214 It enrages me because Euro-weenies are hysterically green and bend over backwards "to save Gaia," but they aren't even attempting to save Western Civilization and are in fact handing it over to the muzzies to be trampled and shat upon. Once the rest of their freedoms are gone, will the libraries, art and architecture also be destroyed as they destroyed Palmyra?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2018 08:39 AM (9Ni3Z)

The Britts police and families have turned over 100s of girls to mohammedan rapist we nary a word!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:40 AM (JFO2v)

215 How did that saying go?

'Want to know who holds power? Find out who you can't talk bad about'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 27, 2018 08:24 AM (cqNba)

N.b. that quote gets attributed to all sorts of people but it is original to an actual no-joke white power neo-Nazi holocaust-denying racist named Kevin Strom who did time for child pornography. Which doesn't actually make the quote itself any less true, just be aware that if you use it someone might ask who it originally referred to and the answer is: people who get cutesy parentheses around their names. Just FYI.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 27, 2018 08:40 AM (mS+Df)

216 213 creeper

Hallelujah!

Been a tad worried.

OK, I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 08:41 AM (hyuyC)

217 Is that like decathlon?
Posted by: rhennigantx

A decathlon is a menage a trois for gluttons

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:42 AM (xOkKO)

218 Asshole Obama was boasting that "at least no one in my administration got indicted."

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Yeah, it's funny how that worked out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 08:42 AM (0NAbP)

219 Every baseball game I have been to seems like "The Longest in History"

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 08:42 AM (5IHGB)

220 Are you gonna give them to the thermostat for Christmas ?
Posted by: JT

HA!!

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:42 AM (xOkKO)

221 A decathlon is a menage a trois for gluttons
Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:42 AM (xOkKO)

thot that was the centipede!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:43 AM (JFO2v)

222 Every baseball game I have been to seems like "The Longest in History"
Posted by: saf

Especially when they cut off beer sales after the 7th inning

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:43 AM (xOkKO)

223 thot that was the centipede!
Posted by: rhennigantx

Legally a centipede has to take longer then 3 days

Posted by: Bruce at October 27, 2018 08:44 AM (xOkKO)

224 CRICKETS................ wink wink nudge nudge

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 08:44 AM (5IHGB)

225 Demorats infused 12 million more into Heidi's race in North Dakota. Unfortunately for her, she outed rape victims and used a 90+ year old veteran against his will in her campaign. The she acted like she was a victim of a smear campaign. Fortunately, they are just pouring money down a rat hole. Biden ain't gonna help her here. Obama would be even funnier. Don Jr. in ND Tuesday for a rally. He'll pull more people than Joe ever will.

Posted by: oldgeezer at October 27, 2018 08:45 AM (4pPcl)

226 210 That's how Islam rolls, they will once complete control over a region wipe out all opposing ideas and religion.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:46 AM (T4oHT)

227 I tho't tha Minimum WAS 18 innings!!!!

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 08:46 AM (5IHGB)

228 Salty, I'm having a hard time even going near the computer these days. Life seems to be on "Hold" until the election. This is virtually the only site I go to these days and even then it's mostly to see what's in the nooz. Thank dog for J.J. and Vic. Nobody does it better.

On the up side, the new piggy is settling in well. He and the cats provide the distraction necessary for some sort of sanity. But the little beast bit me yesterday. All my pigs have bitten me once. It's as though they're checking to see if I'm edible.

Posted by: creeper at October 27, 2018 08:47 AM (ALzcx)

229 what I hate -hate- hate about this tye of thing 'syaoc' is as soon as someone finds a page, facebook, etc, it disappears a few minutes later.

I hope others had screenshot capabilities.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:48 AM (dPd5y)

230 Obama sure thing, Funny how Holder, Lynch were into miscarriages of justice if not down right threatening others, Like NYPD if they mentioned dws computer again.

But that's how justice is supposed to be right?

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:50 AM (dPd5y)

231 Some Moron posted a news radio host that grabbed the guy's facebook page. It was really strange that such a pro-Trump guy only followed (D)s and not any (R)s. You know. Like Trump.

I'll see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 08:50 AM (0NAbP)

232 Thank dog for J.J. and Vic. Nobody does it better.

Ace is a dog ?

Posted by: JT at October 27, 2018 08:51 AM (QuwU9)

233 of course disappearing information/ criminal activity would Never be done Ever , because That is just weird and crazy.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:52 AM (dPd5y)

234 creeper

⚓ Sends positive thoughts your way. ⚓

Yes, the Horde is a group of funny and informed refugees from the madness of crowds.

I tune it all out, just doing my part to vote and encourage like-mined people to vote. Alas, in Kansas, only voting once.

May you fine peace in the next week and a half. And cheap ammo. And immersing tasks. Sounds like you have some caring neighbors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 08:52 AM (hyuyC)

235 and that's what's awesome about Tech being hand in hand with Big lopsided govt.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:53 AM (dPd5y)

236 At first glance Sayoc's van looks like a low budget ice creme truck.

Posted by: freaked at October 27, 2018 08:53 AM (UdKB7)

237 piggy nibbles, mm tasty.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:54 AM (dPd5y)

238
Is that like decathlon?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

It's more like Gymkata

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2018 08:54 AM (mUa7G)

239
The Britts police and families have turned over 100s of girls to mohammedan rapist we nary a word!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 27, 2018 08:40 AM (JFO2v)

Another reason to loathe the royals. Nothing but photo ops for them while their county dies. How is it possible that the same Elizabeth who encouraged her countrymen in WWII now stands in silence?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 27, 2018 08:54 AM (9Ni3Z)

240 freaked, talk about a guy that wants attention. it's like looking at a 5 year old girls dresser and walls after she gets sticker books.

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 08:54 AM (dPd5y)

241 Here he is:

www.shadolsonshow.com

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 08:55 AM (0NAbP)

242 Now I got that song going through my head. Who does it better? Don't really care. Self-improvement is on me.

Chores await.

Have a great day, everyone. May you be blessed with good events and low maintenance landscaping and fields.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2018 08:56 AM (hyuyC)

243 How is it possible that the same Elizabeth who encouraged her countrymen in WWII now stands in silence?
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She's in her 90's, and guess who's next in line? Her idiot, muzzzie-loving son Chuck.

She probably figures it's not worth the fight.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 27, 2018 08:56 AM (fqUgw)

244 Bruce Jenner has change his mind about Trump. Maybe he will change his mind abut having this dick spatchcocked too.

Posted by: freaked at October 27, 2018 08:56 AM (UdKB7)

245 "his" dick not "this dick"

Posted by: freaked at October 27, 2018 08:57 AM (UdKB7)

246 Apparently we've been nood for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 27, 2018 08:58 AM (0NAbP)

247 244 Bruce Jenner has change his mind about Trump. Maybe he will change his mind abut having this dick spatchcocked too.
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Ooops, too late. We already put it in the trash!

Posted by: Jenner's surgeon at October 27, 2018 08:58 AM (fqUgw)

248 Thanks for the music, Hadrian !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 27, 2018 08:58 AM (QAdJD)

249 Hrothgar missed the septic tank news, what's the issue besides need a new one?

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2018 08:36 AM (T4oHT)

Conor insisted on a tummy rub so I had to leave for a second or two.
The Hrothgar Septic Tank Saga started when I went out about dusk to run the lawnmower around the edge of the front yard, and glanced over to find a 4' x 4' x 6' hole in my front yard. The top of the septic tank had collapsed, fortunately I was not on it, although both Conor and I had walked the area previously.
So when the smoke cleared and a month or so later, I was minus two trees, 24' of fence, and had multiple trenches running out about 100'+ into my front pasture. At least the drain fields were reusable.
Funny part was that the foreman was a dead ringer for Billy Bob Thornton.
I look on the bright side, because I am convinced I would have died if I had been on the tank top when it collapsed!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 27, 2018 08:59 AM (n9EOP)

250 At first glance Sayoc's van looks like a low budget ice creme truck.

Posted by: freaked at October 27, 2018 08:53 AM

I'd like to know how he got all those posters to not photo-age in the Florida heat and sunshine. Plus, I'm thinking it takes a huge freaking plotter to print all that stuff out. Plus some wicked Photoshop skills to put the image together.

Hardly the ability of a knuckle-dragging right wing sort.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 27, 2018 08:59 AM (URwyc)

251 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 27, 2018 08:59 AM (QAdJD)

252 Moron, he seems easily confused, yes? or an opportunist of the large variety

Posted by: willow at October 27, 2018 09:00 AM (dPd5y)

253 I realize the ramparts must be manned against the enemy, but I can't tell you how much calmer I am since I banished all TV a couple of years ago except for an hour on Roku where one of the older British cop shows comes back from the dead from time to time. The new ones generally involve kids being killed and have persons of African origins in minor roles in accordance with established BBC quotas. Strangely, neither they nor Muslims of any stripe ever play bad guys, only saintly victims of racism. Keep watching the news and let me what's happening.

Posted by: Banjo at October 27, 2018 09:05 AM (SYCeT)

254 225
Demorats infused 12 million more into Heidi's race in North Dakota.
Unfortunately for her, she outed rape victims and used a 90+ year old
veteran against his will in her campaign. The she acted like she was a
victim of a smear campaign. Fortunately, they are just pouring money
down a rat hole. Biden ain't gonna help her here. Obama would be even
funnier. Don Jr. in ND Tuesday for a rally. He'll pull more people than
Joe ever will.

Posted by: oldgeezer at October 27, 2018 08:45 (4pPcl)

Yeah. Funny that. I don't think a lot of people who donated realized at the time (4-Oct) that she was down nearly double digits at the time. I saw last night a portion of a repeat on Showtime "Circus" show (aired earlier in the week) about how folks in her family had been sexually assaulted, her mom looking down on her from heaven saying she did the right thing by voting against Kav. Funny thing is: She came out before the voting saying she was voting no because of his view on dark money/Citizen United and his view on president's being indictable (or something along those lines).

In announcing her no vote, nothing was related to the allegations at Kav. And I wonder now how the NBC coming out, if she'll stop falling on her sword.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 27, 2018 09:05 AM (b8J4P)

255 1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, October 27, 2018. On this day in 1964 Ronald Reagan delivered his famous Time For Choosing a speech on behalf of the Republican candidate for president, Barry Goldwater. Well Goldwater went down to LBJ thanks to help from the MFM.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 27, 2018 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

The voters chose... poorly.

Posted by: rickl at October 27, 2018 09:28 AM (sdi6R)

256 I take a dump and I am in the high 260's, I am going to call my Manservant immediately to pull up my pants
and complain on my behalf HaaRummPHH.

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 09:43 AM (5IHGB)

257 OK 256th is acceptable on the Octo scale........

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 09:44 AM (5IHGB)

258 The ONLY one who has POST marks is Hillary BOLLARD
Clinton.............

Posted by: saf at October 27, 2018 09:50 AM (5IHGB)

259 Damn, failed to read to the parody note. Spent an hour 40 minutes looking on IMDB and Fandango.

Posted by: socalcon at October 27, 2018 11:44 AM (Roy2Z)

260 Hilarious! I literally chortled out loud, though not so loud as to disturb my fellow passengers in First Class.

Posted by: JustJoe at October 27, 2018 07:47 PM (rpAqR)

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