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Claire McCaskill: I Can't Wait to Dupe Those Shitkicking Rubes For the Third Time Straight and Then Take Their Guns Away
James O'Keefe's undercover operatives caught McCaskill revealing her real agenda.
Recently, his undercover reporters caught Phil Breseden's staff admitting that Breseden actually opposed Kavanaugh's nomination and was only pretending to support him to dupe the rubes.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rickl at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
Bredesen lied.
Sinema lied.
Warren lied.
Do they even know how effectively they are being branded?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (iwiQ1)
Blue wave? @NBCNews finds Democratic voter registrations at same level as past election cycles.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (8Z167)
Bredesen lied.
Sinema lied.
Warren lied.
Do they even know how effectively they are being branded?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++
Erect a giant, red letter "L" on their front yards.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (iwiQ1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (2LelM)
None.... repeat..... NONE of local media vermin here in Kansas City are even mentioning this story.
Kansas City Star got nuthin, the local TV got nothin, even the talk radio shows are totally embargoing this story.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (OD2ni)
Blue wave? @NBCNews finds Democratic voter registrations at same level as past election cycles.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 02:08 PM (MAstk)
Well, that registrations for the election on Tuesday. The registrations for the election on Wednesday are SKYROCKETING.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (RD7QR)
Every Dim candidate or sycophant has a dick and this week they've chosen to trip over them.
Top 1024!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
She is a terrible senator, and poor human being, and quite unpleasant.
What kind of state woul....oh wait. We are about to elect "Brains" Gillum.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Sen Claire McRoadkill at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jabroni at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (JcxQk)
I am Liawathicus!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (swZYa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (ycWCI)
I'm only 52. Old enough not to beat my head against a wall.
Posted by: nip at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (oHJCR)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM
I get that a lot, for some reason.
Posted by: Anybody at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (ctuyM)
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Theyll think its for "liberal".
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++
I'm okay with synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (I2dne)
O'Keefe does good work,I don't care what anybody says. Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (mCMQ5)
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Yes.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (lGLBx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (ZTWVa)
I get that a lot, for some reason.
Posted by: Anybody at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (ctuyM)
Pffft. At least you aren't expected to do something.
Posted by: Somebody at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (pNxlR)
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Especially if it comes w/SS protection.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Johnstown, PA. The union man said vote for Murtha and handed them a beer so they voted for Murtha.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)
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Snorts and chuckles.
(I have glass wipes near the computer just for these instances.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Elizzy Cum-In-Hair at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Concerned in Bullpiss, Mo. at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (MIKMs)
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Oh FFS remember Obama's people. The amount of smug in the white house actually cause the temporary formation of a singularity of smugness. Last seen when Al Gore was at the Oscars.
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (cz4yY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (qM84C)
There's something there. Maybe just a narcissism or a kind of drunkenness that power brings.
Posted by: Another Anon at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (/zcUz)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Brodirt at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (14QWm)
Any word on how recent rains may impact the great Cherokee Prairie Crab migration?
Liawatha's people's very survival depends on it being a large and bounteous one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (qM84C)
I'm studying right now for my DNA test.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)
At least Harf and Psaki had tight sweaters, back in the day.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (oyvQI)
No, that comes after the rubes. Try to keep up.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)
Don't be so quick to sneer. The wall isn't built yet.
The bill for it has yet to be drawn up.
Can't do much until its' actually up and stopping the influx.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 02:17 PM (sgZqZ)
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Funny how that movie was embargoed during Billy's reign and suddenly found to explain Trump. Fucking Hollow Wooders.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:17 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 16, 2018 02:17 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (HaNEn)
They cannot win by running on their real agenda.
They must practice taqqiya in order to maintain a semblance of political legitimacy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (dbLhB)
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Depends, who did he give up?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (xoGHA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (fA1SL)
Maybe we can give him one of those puzzles made of string and steel and let him sit in the middle of the floor for awhile.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
So disappointed in the senate race here.
Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: brak at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)
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I wish I could say yes. last cycle she chose her opponent, Todd Aiken, (she donated big $$ to his campaign) and sure enough, he stepped on his dick 2 weeks before the election. What she was saying in that video was accurate: she needs StL County, Columbia and KC MO. KC is effed up b/c the most conservative residents have moved across the state line to KS. I really despise her. her husband owns nursing homes, and he cashes 10s of millions of dollars in Fed. money every year. He's stacking the elderly up like cord wood to finance their exorbinant lifestyle.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (ty7RM)
At least Harf and Psaki had tight sweaters, back in the day.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (Rr52g)
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Personnel is policy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (EvBgT)
I'm studying right now for my DNA test.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)
Psssst! I got the answers right here! $20!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (pNxlR)
Eh, this is how a lot of Dems/Lefties talk online, on social media: they are arrogant.
Also, O'Keefe's people posed as media, and the media are DNC propagandists, so they assumed they were working with them.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (mCMQ5)
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He was right. Which is why they keep electing crooked Democrats. "Yeah, he's a lying scumbag, but he's OUR lying scumbag."
Posted by: bluebell at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (U5tDi)
The governor's race is worse. Kasich-Lite versus Male White Liz Warren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (hEJU3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (O7MnT)
I was gonna say, they don't get much more phony than Clear McBabykill, but yeah, they do. She's a lousy POS, but she's nowhere close to the worst that Party tosses up.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Fleas Of America, Inc. at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (fA1SL)
Ooooh, I used to lose entire afternoons to legos and lincoln logs. I guess that's why I comment here so much.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)
I find mayonnaise more efficacious, myself.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultzzz at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (ctuyM)
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Depends, who did he give up?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (xoGHA)
Nobody I'm aware of but hopefully he was a thread that was pulled.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (HaNEn)
All of whom seem to be white and fond of soy products.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (O7MnT)
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Hey, I'm not flying commercial.
Posted by: Claire at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (oiiTN)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (Rr52g)"
Harf has huge cankles.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (OD2ni)
The concrete pole was wraslled to the ground by the Secret Service.
Vince Foster was unavailable for comment
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The DNC at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (wJFqe)
His "opinion pieces" consist solely of attacks on the Saudi Crown and he more than likely was a MB agitator and sought to undermine and destabilize the kingdom.
He got what he had coming.
And the fact that we have GOP warmongers like Miss Lindsey agitating to essentially topple the main power keeping Iran, ISIS, the MB and host of other terrorist groups under control is telling in itself and shows how the MIC and the Derp State are involved in this mess.
A lot of people want to blow up the middle east at the very moment it seems that we are getting a lid on it to the extent we can.
Piece of shit treasonous bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (kT3/m)
Why isn't the RNC doing this?!?
They should be driving this message home 24/7.
You think you're voting for a "moderate" Democrat?
NOPE.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - synechdochely at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (e6MOU)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (+KUWZ)
You miss the whole point, Ace! Older, unattractive women with glasses have such a much more perspicacious view of reality than the rubes. We're saving you from yourselves.--Claire "Carpet Muncher In Training" McCaskill.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (3sjI6)
Whiter than MSNBC in a snowstorm.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hEJU3)
Posted by: The DNC at O
so, in our defense, lot of us have hot sisters.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dennis Denisovan at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (9KUj4)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (oJzU7)
Posted by: brak at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (VckGX)
I think technically any state that has a dem Senator but leans right would be a Purple State. Looking At Montana.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (2LelM)
If that didn't do shit to the collective moral compass, this isn't going to either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Catherine in MO at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (dWLjE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM
Let me be clear, that sounds pretty good to me.
Posted by: B. Hussain Obama, Lightbringer and Healer of Planets at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (ctuyM)
What she was saying in that video was accurate: she needs StL County, Columbia and KC MO. KC is effed up
If she has Jem Chef working for her election, there's a damn fine chance she'll crash and burn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: backbeat baby at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (97x8h)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (MTjB1)
more than likely was a MB agitator and sought to undermine and
destabilize the kingdom.
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Not only was he an agitator, but I read one article about him that suggested he was quite likely the leader of MB in the Kingdom at the time of his disappearance.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (dLiU7)
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Or as I used to call it when I lived there, Misery.
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (swZYa)
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (dLiU7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (/qEW2)
Duh, what's honor? Is it like hotness?--Mental Giant Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (3sjI6)
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Like claiming Mexico would pay for the wall?
Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM
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Do you always leave in the middle of a movie? Hang in there, troll. You're REALLY gonna hate the next six years.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (pMGkg)
The governor's race is worse. Kasich-Lite versus Male White Liz Warren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
I so have to get out of this place.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (GlBgT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (dbLhB)
No way Hillary gets Scooby fixed soon. She will have to ride around in a dented Scooby Command and EMT Van. Not a good look.
Shrillary 2020 -- a Cut o' Beef We All Can Side With!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (pNxlR)
Whiter than MSNBC in a snowstorm.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Which women's magazine editorial staff was it that was whiter than a polar bear eating a mayo sandwich on an iceberg during a blizzard?
Vogue? Slate?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (hAdu/)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
They were probably bootlegging DVDs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
OT -
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (dLiU7)
It is a start.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (jxbfJ)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, nothing to see. Routine administrative indexing of files and back ups.
Posted by: local officials at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (fgU6C)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (fA1SL)
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I wish I could say yes. last cycle she chose her opponent, Todd
Aiken, (she donated big $$ to his campaign) and sure enough, he stepped
on his dick 2 weeks before the election. What she was saying in that
video was accurate: she needs StL County, Columbia and KC MO. KC is
effed up b/c the most conservative residents have moved across the state
line to KS. I really despise her. her husband owns nursing homes, and
he cashes 10s of millions of dollars in Fed. money every year. He's
stacking the elderly up like cord wood to finance their exorbinant
lifestyle.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:19 PM (ty7RM)
Rapin Akin stepped on his own Anthony Weener, long before the election. There were grumblings before he was nominated, and the rape fairies story came out almost immediately after.
And regardless of Democrat money, Missouri voters can be very dumb. Akin was nominated because he was a sitting Congresscritter, and he was running against a non-politician and a dame who looked way too pretty to be taken seriously by Missouri voters.
Even then, he barely won the nomination. Was almost immediately declared dead in the water, was urged by EVERYONE to drop out, and stubbornly decided God wanted him to sit on his nomination. Even though he had no shot at winning. And then people blamed the state Party leaders for causing him to lose.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (/qEW2)
Duh, what's honor? Is it like hotness?--Mental Giant Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (3sjI6)
Dear Hordians.
I have a submission for the Stylebook.
I believe the correct name should be 'Taylor NOT Swift'.
Can I get a second?
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)
Saw that on TeleMUUUUNDO! (hey, that's how they say it), and can't tell if it's the Mayor's office or some other (multiple users in the tower).
I'm sure PSMNBCNNGOOGFBTWAT will be right on it...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (SFIp6)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
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Nothing to see here. Move along, nothing to see. Routine administrative indexing of files and back ups.
Posted by: local officials at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (fgU6C)
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Trump said something mean!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (8D42x)
Whiter than MSNBC in a snowstorm.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:22 PM (hEJU3)
Whiter than Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (T71PA)
Or, as Hillary calls it, "A routine security review."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (O7MnT)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (dLiU7)
Have you seen the chicas they hired for secretaries? Caliente!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (6qErC)
Mayor's office.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)
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she had a couple years of bad press and decided to take the cookie. Next thing you know AMA award and viola!! Demoncratic endorsements.
*shooosh much like the elections award balloting might not be on the up and up*
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (oiiTN)
The first Taylor Swifts had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look human. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (hEJU3)
NBC tweet
Blue wave? @NBCNews finds Democratic voter registrations at same level as past election cycles.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018
*
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Which probably really means Dem registrations are down, because Not Believable (or) Correct News is bound to lie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (Fz8ov)
Saw that on TeleMUUUUNDO! (hey, that's how they say it), and can't
tell if it's the Mayor's office or some other (multiple users in the
tower).
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There are tweets (including from the Mayor) confirming that it is the city offices that are being raided. One suggested that the FBI might be investigating purchases of some sort.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (dLiU7)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Or, as Hillary calls it, "A routine security review."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 02:27 PM (O7MnT)
Just a little fuss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)
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Yeah, I imagine the toilet is beyond repair.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 02:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (pw+jk)
That wasn't James O'Keefe.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
They were probably bootlegging DVDs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
Smuggling Zima.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (dbLhB)
Is it possible for a cob to just delete the copy, change the nic to "Ima Fartknocker," and leave the gray box?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (+KUWZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)
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And even after McKaskill personally wrote an article saying, "Yes, I got Akin nominated. Here's how I did it." people *still* try and blame the Tea Party for his nomination.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (dLiU7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (HaNEn)
The are investigation kickbacks from people who are accused of getting sweetheart contracts after the hurricane.
Don't screw with Donnie Two Scoops. He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (/tuJf)
Sorry to hear that. I don't twatter.
Anyway, I'm sure the newz folk will be right on this...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (6qErC)
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No way Hillary gets Scooby fixed soon.
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What are we supposed to heave her into, when it's time to go?
Posted by: Secret Service at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (pMGkg)
A lot of people want to blow up the middle east at the very moment it seems that we are getting a lid on it to the extent we can.
Piece of shit treasonous bastards.
Posted by: Kreplach
Why the hell do we care if a muzzie got whacked by other muzzies on muzzie soil?
Because he had a green card?
Big fucking deal.
That doesn't make him an American citizen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM
Let me be clear, that sounds pretty good to me.
Posted by: B. Hussain Obama, Lightbringer and Healer of Planets at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (ctuyM)
But, only if the toxic waste is some chunks of penis from some toxically masculine male. Like Donald Trump. Ummm....good eatin'.--B. Obama.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (3sjI6)
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)
That would be SUCH a branding opportunity. Think of a Young Ann-Margaret sexbot--you would have to run three shifts at the factory and her cut would keep her estate fat for decades.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
*would buy a Taylor Swift fembot*
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018
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Seconded. Would like a little more in the chestal superstructure, but that's not essential.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (Fz8ov)
Not to concerned with this race.
Posted by: Concerned in Bullpiss, Tn. at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (Ot488)
Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (wJFqe)
Because he had a green card?
Big fucking deal.
That doesn't make him an American citizen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (hAdu/)
Yup, I'm really tired of Foreigners, coming here and getting either a green card or citizenship... then going back home and starting shit.
I'm of the opinion we need to go back to the Founders intention, of no Dual Citizenship.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (/tuJf)
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That's why Twitchy exists.
(that's where I found out about it)
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (dLiU7)
Didn't the last caravan just waltz across the border?
Posted by: Valiant at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (3MiF8)
@dcexaminer
Lindsey Graham plans to take a DNA test to find out whether he has more Native American heritage than Elizabeth Warren does.
Game On
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
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prolly something to do with the pictures of an entire airstrip covered with pallets of drinking water that are just sitting out in the open air, since the hurrycane.
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (swZYa)
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*would buy a Taylor Swift fembot*
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16
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Do they have a model without all the caterwauling?
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
I guess she really wants to part with what's left of her bank account.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (VpIIl)
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Well "Catherine in MO" this is the story: Hawley, MO's AG, came out in favor of an investigation of then Gov. Greitens. He was in an impossible position; Greitens had a massive skeleton in his closet, a year+ long affair w/his (married) hairdresser. It was incredibly sordid. And Greitens ended up pussing out and cutting a deal w/the KC PA, AFTER he beat the StL prosecuting attorney.
Who knows what happens, but I've seen "Catherine in MO" comment trolled all over the internet.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (ty7RM)
157 *would buy a Taylor Swift fembot*
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)
That would be SUCH a branding opportunity. Think of a Young
Ann-Margret sexbot--you would have to run three shifts at the factory
and her cut would keep her estate fat for decades.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018
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Start with Ann-Margret, work along through Raquel Welch and Nicole Kidman and . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (Fz8ov)
Whiter than Elizabeth Warren.
Screw that! What part Native American is each one of them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (pNxlR)
OK so we have a connected white person claiming NA status for financial and political gain. A very comfortable white person.
OK SNL, Lets get on with the skewering of this comfortable person. Bring the affliction!!!
What? No Balls? No Balls SNL won't poke even the least little fun at Snowcahontus!
$10 Buck says they defend her.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (ymnmz)
They should be driving this message home 24/7.
You think you're voting for a "moderate" Democrat?
NOPE.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (Rxduq)
This.
"Anyone who is a Democrat is a Commie liar. Anyone who poses as a moderate Democrat is a well-disciplined Commie liar."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:24 PM (dLiU7)
These days, who do we root for, the FBI crooks or San Juan crooks?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear"
Taylor would sacrifice babies to look as good as Marsha Blackburn when she is 66.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (OD2ni)
They were probably bootlegging DVDs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
Smuggling Zima.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They should have does a better job of hiding all that water in bottles sitting on that runway. That's the tip of the fraud that I'll bet started the investigation.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (hAdu/)
I have a submission for the Stylebook.
I believe the correct name should be 'Taylor NOT Swift'.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM
Good luck with this!
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide Assistant Associate Editor, Notorious RBG Section at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (ctuyM)
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I thought the Mexican government turned them back.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (dLiU7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
This is why I still have an iPhone.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (o4fG0)
Oh man!
@dcexaminer
Lindsey Graham plans to take a DNA test to find out whether he has more Native American heritage than Elizabeth Warren does.
Game On
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
You know he knows the answer.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)
157 *would buy a Taylor Swift fembot*
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)
That would be SUCH a branding opportunity. Think of a Young
Ann-Margret sexbot--you would have to run three shifts at the factory
and her cut would keep her estate fat for decades.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018
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Start with Ann-Margret, work along through Raquel Welch and Nicole Kidman and . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (Fz8ov)
The future looks bright indeed...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:34 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Young Sophia Loren.
Jane Seymour.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (ycWCI)
The FBI is raiding the municipal offices in San Juan, Puerto Rico."
Another person who has feuded with Donald Trump gets her come-uppance.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (pMGkg)
Duct tape, hot iron and maxi pads should do the trick.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (T71PA)
Dunno. When did dude actually come to the US? A year ago or so?
Also, isn't he related to lady Di's "boyfriend"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
Oh, one of those updates "for your convenience."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (pMGkg)
...............
That costs extra. Ball gag is cheaper.
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (HgMAr)
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16
Would not.
Sure ... I'd hit it ... but I just do not find her as hot as many others do.
Maybe thats why they make 'em in so many different models.
First thing I'm going to do when I get my FemBot is pull out the voice-box.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
and there goes any desire to have lunch ...
Posted by: Adriane the Gormet Chili Critic ... at October 16, 2018 02:35 PM (AoK0a)
Blue wave? @NBCNews finds Democratic voter registrations at same level as past election cycles.
I find blue waves to be disagreeable.
Posted by: NBC correspondent zombie Robert E. Lee at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: San Juan Mayor at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (oJzU7)
Yup.
My favorite was that crazy mayor, with her message T ("save us we're dying" or whatever it screamed) whining about Trump not sending supplies --- while there are supplies visible in the background.
Also: who brought the spiffy Ts and matching baseball hats?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards"
She's got legs, and she knows how to use them.....
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
Damn straight.
Never ask a question, that you don't already know the answer to.
Lawyering:101
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (cqNba)
Does Liawatha have the persistance gene, or was that a Big Lie, too?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 16, 2018 02:32 PM (Ot48
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Nah, they exist to hang this on Trump. Much like the hundreds of thousands of bottles of water ansd semi loads of food and other aid left to rot on the docks rather than be distributed.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (xQfPr)
The TeleMUNDOOOOO!!!! clip had a pic w/her 4, ... whatever cap on.
Point and laugh time.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Harcourt Vincent ScoggDog!
Where have you been?!? You worthless, lazy, good for nothing ...
Posted by: Stella 500 ... at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (dbLhB)
Taylor Swift has more residences outside of Tennessee than in Tennessee.
She also has given past interviews where she talked about looking
forward to living in NYC . She counts Tennessee as her legal residence
now only because of income tax liability. She's a carpetbagger.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (HaNEn)
You said carpetbagger.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (pw+jk)
Yum.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Can you imagine being tasked with having to potentially take a bullet for that?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (swZYa)
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I wouldn't mind a young Goldie Hawn, w/ski-jump titties.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (pw+jk)
That's my gig.
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (6qErC)
She has one about a half hour down the road from me. Spectacular place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (/tuJf)
Because he had a green card?
Big fucking deal.
That doesn't make him an American citizen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (hAdu/)
This.
So he stopped for a traffic light in the US. Does that qualify him to run for President or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM
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I'll take some of what she is having.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (pw+jk)
Maybe thats why they make 'em in so many different models.
First thing I'm going to do when I get my FemBot is pull out the voice-box.
Posted by: ScoggDog"
Milana Vayntrub is more my type (also a liberal idiot) but Taylor Swift's legs are impressive.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (OD2ni)
That's not just because I think Tay Tay is hot and pretty good at songwriting. I mean, that's most of the reason, but McCaskill is actively pressing my buttons. Including the single-issue red button that should not be pressed.
TS has to do a lot more to make me hate her. Maybe she'll get there and end up like Katy Perry but until then...eh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (OD2ni)
.............
wrap them around behind her neck?
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 02:36 PM (VpIIl)
They keep her from feasting on the life-force of the young whenever the urge strikes her.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (oJzU7)
Taylor Swift, or Bernie Sanders?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (cqNba)
OK SNL, Lets get on with the skewering of this comfortable person. Bring the affliction!!!
What? No Balls? No Balls SNL won't poke even the least little fun at Snowcahontus!
$10 Buck says they defend her.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 16, 2018 02:33 PM (ymnmz)
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Of course they're going to defend her. Or more accurately, make a faint jab at Warren and then go hard after Trump and the GOP.
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (G0vdT)
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Citizenship oath and giving up all foreign loyalties.
For all countries, I really despise dual citizenship. I think Turkey had just as many voters in Germany as in Turkey. Look at Mexican citizenship stats: sadly the newscaster from Telemundo (?) votes in both Mexican and US elections. Sometimes there is a direct conflict of loyalties.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:39 PM (ZTWVa)
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Judging by the driving, I think they assigned her the guy who escaped the hooker scandal, and was last seen scrubbing toilets at HQ.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (MTjB1)
Just a bunch of bukkake videos will cover it, Stormy. Why the long face?
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (Rr52g)
DNA tests prove that Dennison's chili is 40% Chihuahua, 40% carrots, 18% beans, and 2% toxic waste.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM
That's disgusting!!!!!
Carrots?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (oVJmc)
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Yeah, that's the mayor of San Juan they're going after, the chick that was so busy feeding the MSM with Trump-bashing during the hurricane that she "lost" relief money and supplies.
*wink, wink*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (Rxduq)
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Rush who? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Charlie Somebody at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (oiiTN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: troyriser at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (MTjB1)
>>Taylor Swift has more residences outside of Tennessee than in Tennessee.
She has one about a half hour down the road from me. Spectacular place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (/tuJf)
Saw her walking on the beach while fishing the other day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Maybe thats why they make 'em in so many different models.
First thing I'm going to do when I get my FemBot is pull out the voice-box.
Posted by: ScoggDog"
Milana Vayntrub is more my type (also a liberal idiot) but Taylor Swift's legs are impressive.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (OD2ni)
Yes, but I read somewhere that TS is pretty bad in bed....then I read somewhere else that she is gay but hasn't "come out" yet. I wonder why?
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (lGLBx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (RuIsu)
you have to wonder how much it is going to suck having to do hardcore to pay Trump's fees.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:38 PM (MTjB1)
Ooo, look. Y5 made a funny.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (ZTWVa)
She's cute as hell, but beginning to get a little bit bigger that she used to be.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Roy
lol, she is going to japan to make her money back.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (MTjB1)
Fella shot his own friend, right there and then.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (fA1SL)
I would like her to be my beach friend so I could party at her mansion.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: yankeefifth"
The most devastating part of Tucker's interview with Avenatti is when Tucker pointed out that he (CPL) is on TV every night wearing thousand dollar suits while his client is dancing naked in seedy strip clubs getting beer thrown at her. Tucker then said "You're exploiting her."
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (RuIsu)
Rut-roh, the Crinton rich is here!
Posted by: Scooby Autopilot at October 16, 2018 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
However, it would make sense if she is gay.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (lGLBx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (qM84C)
I'm studying right now for my DNA test.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay
...
Don't we share like 80% of our DNA with banannas?
Posted by: TexasDan at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (u1m27)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Dude. Don't stick your dick in crazy no matter how shiny ...
Posted by: Dr. Simon at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (AoK0a)
But all the way gay? Nah.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (MTjB1)
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To late in the election cycle for that. They're stuck with her. They've got their orders from the DNC: No jokes about Dems.
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM
40% Chihuahua?!?
*licks lips*
Posted by: Barky Obama at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at O
lol, you it occurred to me as I wrote the sentence but it was merely coincidence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (HaNEn)
That might actually get the media to pivot off of Trump for more than 3 seconds.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 02:44 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 02:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (hEJU3)
Those legs...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review"
The fem-bot would break up with you, then write songs telling the whole sordid story to millions of pre-teens. Do you really want that?
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (MxEKc)
[ ] Mary Ann
[ ] Ginger
=====
Are we still doing "embrace the power of and"?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (swZYa)
Posted by: Benji Carver at O
was really very shrewd of him to attack him that way. will not get lots of distribution but it is absolutely correct.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (6qErC)
DNA tests prove that Dennison's chili is 40% Chihuahua, 40% carrots, 18% beans, and 2% toxic waste.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM
40% Chihuahua?!?
*licks lips*
Posted by: Barky Obama at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (o4fG0)
No carrots so that's a plus.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (MTjB1)
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To late in the election cycle for that. They're stuck with her. They've got their orders from the DNC: No jokes about Dems.
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
Unless the Dem crosses or appears to diverge from party lines...
Then it's WAR!
Posted by: The DNC Mob Bosses at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (hEJU3)
Horde exclusive edition 'bot:
[ ] Mary Ann
[ X] Ginger
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ctuyM)
Ginger for fembot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: B. Clinton at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:45 PM (ymnmz)
What if the Chihuahua recently ate carrots?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (72PAC)
AND I VOTE.
Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (fyr/6)
And currently Swift is probably making more money than all of Lilith Fair combined. That is, if it still exists.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (KP5rU)
Watch Hill beach, right?
Killer location and beautiful home.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Colon Blow at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (Rr52g)
https://bit.ly/2PBAT5h
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (F4u7C)
[ ] Mary Ann
[ X] Ginger
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It's no longer hip or cool to be a Mary Ann guy, and deny Tina Louise her rightly place as the hottest chick on Gilligan's Island.
The survey should be:
[ ] Mary Ann
[ ] Mrs. Howell
[ ] Cross dressing Gilligan
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (ty7RM)
That's why I want the fembot version of Taylor Swift: I can block her wif-fi connection and disconnect her power supply when I want peace and quiet.
Can't do that with the real thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (xJa6I)
just got my dna test results back. i am 1/1024 sun tzu. or shih tzu. i keep getting them mixed up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (KP5rU)
lol
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (HaNEn)
Ah yes. The "future lower back problems" model...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (6qErC)
Grandfather Poppins sagely opined that "More than a mouthful isn't nearly enough."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (kqsXK)
Ginger?
You people are insane.
Mary Ann 6 days a week and 3-4 times on sundays.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (ZTWVa)
I'd go to battle for Maryanne.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (ymnmz)
"Milana Vayntrub is more my type"
You want Lily.
You'd settle for Jan.
You get Flo.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018
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Jan, the cute but utterly not hot lady who is always hyping Toyotas? Good point.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
Unless the Dem crosses or appears to diverge from party lines...
Then it's WAR!
Posted by: The DNC Mob Bosses at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (o4fG0)
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Listen, Kate McKinnon did a pretty good job hitting Hillary hard with her impersonation. Then Hillary lost. They won't make that mistake again.
Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (G0vdT)
Now, where's some boobies?
Posted by: Sponge"
Hi sailor. Free tonight?
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
were there some blue wave coming he would be everywhere so he could claim it was his doing.
now it would simply look like he was responsible for another horrible midterm massacre.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (fyr/6)
On this we can agree.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (ZTWVa)
Y'know, I find it profoundly disturbing that the FemBot discussion is on the Claire McCaskill thread.
And on-subject, Cur takes the Kate BeckinsaleBot please.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (veoSD)
... his client is dancing naked in seedy strip clubs getting
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (fyr/6)
:Fistbump:
A man of taste.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (3HNOQ)
just got my dna test results back. i am 1/1024 sun tzu. or shih tzu. i keep getting them mixed up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Tzu Tzu petals
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (4mUNO)
Horde exclusive edition 'bot:
[ ] Mary Ann
[ X] Ginger
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 02:44 PM (ctuyM)
Ginger for fembot. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (xJa6I)
I hate to ask, but/are 'friends' electric?/Mine's broke down/and now I've no one to love...
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (vbvxt)
Yoshiwara was never the same after that debauchery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:41 PM (dbLhB)
Ah, Anna, you always know what I like.
https://tinyurl.com/yaktea9b
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (ZTWVa)
Excuse me?!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)
I said HETERO you former MALE athlete turned complete freak.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 02:50 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (KP5rU)
Cute, furry, and a firm grip of strategy is actually a pretty good way to go through life.
Posted by: Scooby Autopilot at October 16, 2018 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2018 02:50 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 16, 2018 02:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Elizzy Cum-In-Hair at October 16, 2018 02:50 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: garrett
And the fact that in the live acted version of The Flintstones, she was portrayed by Rosie O'Donell.
Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wJFqe)
Posted by: The Winning at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (ZSl+k)
You just know Betty had a bush that liked looked like she was riding on Gabe Kaplin's shoulders.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (hEJU3)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (mCMQ5)
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Pretty sure that the quote should be 'I can't vote for him. He's TOO dirty.'
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (MxEKc)
I'd actually never given that a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (Bdeb0)
In cars?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (OOH1c)
Expensive ... but worth it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (fyr/6)
were there some blue wave coming he would be everywhere so he could claim it was his doing.
now it would simply look like he was responsible for another horrible midterm massacre.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (MTjB1)
EXCELLENT point.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: paleRider at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (MTjB1)
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He tried early on, but so many candidates said "Thanks, but no thanks" that he just kinda gave it up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:47 PM (HaNEn)
Well yeah, I'm not getting the 1.0 version of anything. Once the reviews are in and the bugs are managed, then I'll cash in my 401 K.
If she can clean the house dressed as Yvette in Clue, all the better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (xJa6I)
Think bigger.
Morphbots - can become whoever you want. Celeb apps available, or you can customize.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Also makes sandwiches? at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (e6MOU)
The Hof is dead?
Still remember watching him on knight Rider
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (OOH1c)
The Krauts are gonna freak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (veoSD)
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And mostly because Betty Rubble isn't real.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:48 PM (ZTWVa)
Excuse me?!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM
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Worst casting ehhhhhhhvaaaaaaaaaaaar.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (JZMRD)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (mCMQ5)
'What I wouldn't give to draw into a pair like that!'
'You don't get to town much.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (ycWCI)
I'd actually never given that a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw
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You're cheating yourself Jack. Live a little.
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (MyW/k)
Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (wJFqe)
The absolute WORST casting EVER. That agent should've been taken out and SHOT for that.
I couldn't BELIEVE they disrespected Betty like that.
DISGUSTING.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (PPbDD)
I have a rubber eraser in my Dopp Kit.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 16, 2018 02:49 PM (vbvxt)
Are you thinking of Mel Carnahan?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
If we're going the Cartoon. haracter FemBot ... probably Betty and Veronica from the Archie Comics.
Expensive ... but worth it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (fyr/6)
Weird I know, but Erin Esurance kinda turns my crank.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (veoSD)
I'd actually never given that a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw
Bet you have now. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (mCMQ5)
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I saw her in Branson in 2010. She still looked pretty good even then.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
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I honestly believe that the FBI/DOJ/CIA stuff is taking all the energy. Plus, there is no way in hell he would share any contributions -- I don't know if it is true, but from what I have heard, you get the keep foundation and election contributions yourself.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (a0IVu)
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Some fembots come with their ammo
Posted by: A. Danger Powers at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (xJa6I)
Not that Hoff; Dennis Hof, owner of The Bunny Ranch.
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (uiwCw)
So, what's all this discussion about a Claire McAsskill sex-bot?
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
I laugh but there is a market for everything these days. Maybe even a Hillary dominatrix sex-bot.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 02:51 PM (mCMQ5)
Her bedroom scene in Bye Bye Birdie would be rated R today. Yowzer.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
*pukes*
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
you know, one of the best indicators that there is not going to be a blue wave is that obama is not campaigning everywhere.
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I honestly believe that the FBI/DOJ/CIA stuff is
taking all the energy. Plus, there is no way in hell he would share any
contributions -- I don't know if it is true, but from what I have heard,
you get the keep foundation and election contributions yourself.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (MIKMs)
DNC must still be pretty close to broke. Clinton had to fund/manage it during her campaign. TFG did nothing to help fundraise for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
I laugh but there is a market for everything these days. Maybe even a Hillary dominatrix sex-bot.
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SMOD where are you?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (oiiTN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
And the dream just died.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2018 02:56 PM (uiwCw)
Pack your bags, boys. We're back in the flesh trade bidness!!
Posted by: IRS Asset Seizure Team at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
There goes lunch.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (wJFqe)
Gary Numan's last couple of albums have been pretty outstanding. He's underrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Coggswell Cogg at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (a0IVu)
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one with the shut-up Stella feature
Posted by: Bubba C. at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (PPbDD)
Still remember watching him on knight Rider
Posted by: A dude in MI"
I think it is the bunny ranch dude Dennis Hof that used to appear on Stern back in the day.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (wJFqe)
I laugh but there is a market for everything these days. Maybe even a Hillary dominatrix sex-bot.
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SMOD where are you?
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (oiiTN)
Wherever it is it isn't close enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (o4fG0)
Alternate the blonde and brunette.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (HaNEn)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
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They are, and Bathhouse Barry does nothing if it does not benefit him personally. The funds he raises go into his Foundation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM
OM's least popular Dress Pr0n thread evah.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Coggswell Cogg at October 16, 2018 02:58 PM (ZTWVa)
That's only because your piston had a short stroke.
Posted by: Spacely Sprockets at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (QLvwG)
really the only ones that care are the U.S. media who are driving the stupid story.
khashoggi was not simply a reporter, he was a muslim brotherhood supporter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Johnny Stompanato at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: Bubba C. at October 16, 2018 02:59 PM (PPbDD)
"Stella" is an Atari 2600. I don't know if that's enough technological heft to run a Sexbot.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
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Blotto O'Rourke ain't helpin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
The important thing is he is resting, piecefully.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZTWVa)
DNC must still be pretty close to broke. Clinton had to fund/manage it
during her campaign. TFG did nothing to help fundraise for it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
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Blotto O'Rourke ain't helpin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
Things like that warm my heart........just a little.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
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Blotto O'Rourke ain't helpin'.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
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Republican plant!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (EvBgT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:55 PM (YqDXo)
Yes. Yes I am. So obviously not. Thanks!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (wJFqe)
Posted by: Plenty O'Toole at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 03:02 PM (hqZPQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y9x3zne4 (nsfw most likely)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:54 PM (xJa6I)
And yet Gates still lives. In many ways, this is the story of MicroSoft.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (ZTWVa)
You misspelled peacefu.....oh yeah never mind.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (HaNEn)
How can there not be a blue wave.
I want it I want it now!
Posted by: Dozens of CNN viewers at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (fOO6d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
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The fact that they are dumping $38 million to have him get trounced by 10 plus points is awesome to watch.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (dbLhB)
You just know Betty had a bush that liked looked like she was riding on Gabe Kaplin's shoulders.
Marcia Strassman never got the recognition she deserves in the hot TV contest.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 03:04 PM (OD2ni)
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The dead raghead was a WAPO contributor from the largest arms dealer family in the Mid East. Germans say he was a spy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 03:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2018 03:04 PM (xzqr4)
You just know Betty had a bush that liked looked like she was riding on Gabe Kaplin's shoulders.
I'd actually never given that a lot of thought.
Posted by: JackStraw
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You're cheating yourself Jack. Live a little.
Posted by: simplemind at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (MyW/k)
Come on Jack you know you like the outfit.
Posted by: Rosie From the Jetson's at October 16, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
Singing in chorus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM
It's a Small World, after all
It's a Small World, after all
It's a Small World, after all
It's a Small, Small World
Posted by: Bronies at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (ctuyM)
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The dead raghead was a WAPO contributor from the largest arms dealer family in the Mid East. Germans say he was a spy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at O
entirely believable
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (MTjB1)
Expensive ... but worth it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (fyr/6)
Dan DeCarlo, one of the "iconic" Archie illustrators, once did a "fan service" cartoon of Betty and Veronica in the shower.
I'm at work, so I can't link it, but search for "Dan DeCarlo Betty Veronica shower" and it should come up (pardon the pun).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (dbLhB)
If we're setting up the sexbot factory, let's not forget Jan Smithers and Pam Dawber (circa early 80's).
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2018 03:04 PM (xzqr4)
Neigh! I say neigh on Pam Dawber.
Giddiyup Jan!
Posted by: John Kerry's Swollen Face at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)
286 If we're going for the Legs model FemBot ... I'm getting the Stacey Keibler.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (fyr/6)
:Fistbump:
A man of taste.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018
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In contrast to George Clooney, who had Stacy Keibler and tossed her aside for a lawyer. Brrrr.
(I concur about SK, btw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 03:07 PM (Fz8ov)
I was told there was going to be a blue wave!
How can there not be a blue wave.
I want it I want it now!
Posted by: Dozens of CNN viewers at October 16, 2018 03:03 PM (fOO6d)
Good Lord willing, it's being replaced with a Red Tide.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 03:09 PM (mCMQ5)
311
286 If we're going for the Legs model FemBot ... I'm getting the Stacey Keibler.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:46 PM (fyr/6)
:Fistbump:
A man of taste.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018
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In contrast to George Clooney, who had Stacy Keibler and tossed her aside for a lawyer. Brrrr.
(I concur about SK, btw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 03:07 PM (Fz8ov)
For everyone out there, there is someone else who got tired of their s***.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 03:10 PM (jxbfJ)
Singing in chorus
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 03:00 PM (dbLhB)
See also the "Look At What You Made Me Do" video.
Fap-tacular. And hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 03:10 PM (xJa6I)
Expensive ... but worth it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (fyr/6)
Dan DeCarlo, one of the "iconic" Archie illustrators, once did a "fan service" cartoon of Betty and Veronica in the shower.
I'm at work, so I can't link it, but search for "Dan DeCarlo Betty Veronica shower" and it should come up (pardon the pun).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2018 03:05 PM (kqsXK)
That's not a pun. That's a prediction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 03:12 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:57 PM (jxbfJ)
It speaks volumes that the DNC is broke, despite having a cadre of billionaires writing checks to it. Great financial management there, Democrats. Bring those skills to bear for the country as a whole, wouldja?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mindful webworker - phrrrrrassssing at October 16, 2018 03:39 PM (Trjkp)
Another broad down 10 and she has to shoot off her mouth.
Posted by: formwiz at October 16, 2018 04:02 PM (3rwvI)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at October 16, 2018 04:37 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (2LelM)
I've got one ear hole free.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (QLTpA)
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Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)