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"So, to recap, after months of trolling by President Trump, who likes to call her 'Pocahontas', Sen. Warren released the results of her DNA test. Yes, shd did. And it turns out that she isn't 1/2 Cherokee or 1/4th Cherokee or 1/8th Cherokee or even 1/16th Cherokee. No, you have to go all the way down to 1/1024th to match the percentage, which means that about 10 generations ago, one of Warren's ancestors kissed an Indian on the lips, and that's the extent of Warren's native American heritage. In other words, nothing. She's 1023/1024 white bread American. Heck, *I've* got more Indian blood than she does, and I'm a gorilla. And now Warren and her defenders are out there running a victory lap like it proved she was right, when actually it's the exact opposite. If it proves anything at all. Because supposedly there's not much Amerindian DNA in the databases that they can use for comparison, so in reality, the 1/1024th is probably some sort of Latin American DNA and that's as close as they can match it to anything. And you gotta love Donnie Two Scoops. When the journos asked him to comment on the test results, he just said 'who cares?' and walked away."
Lizzie 'Dances With Crabs' Warren In "Last of the Fauxhicans"
Stop Me If You've Heard This One:
If It Looks Like A Duck:
This. Is. FLORIDA!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 11:19 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:19 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (K7fVG)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (hAdu/)
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What's "content"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (6qErC)
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Hey, another rising Democratic star who spent shit tons of money to lose in Texas.
Her trajectory has been nothing but up ever since, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Why did I read that as futurity?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (hAdu/)
DOW JONES CRASHES! TERROR! CONFUSION!!
News you will NOT hear the msm talk about at all today:
Dow Jones gains 500 points.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (Rr52g)
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Man, that lady sure owned Trump, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (mCMQ5)
...or make recourse to it.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (6qErC)
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It's okay, he'll have tens of millions leftover to soften the blow.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Heirloominati at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (MAkyw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (kqsXK)
Rumor has it she was up for the Cecile Richards gig at Planned Parenthood, but then they found a Chinese Lady. Because, if anybody knows anything about abortion-as-population control....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (F4u7C)
Well, if by "up" you mean "cast aside about .000001th of a second after no longer being useful to Dimocrats", then,
yeah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Rumor has it she was up for the Cecile Richards gig at Planned Parenthood, but then they found a Chinese Lady. Because, if anybody knows anything about abortion-as-population control....
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (O7MnT)
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So, Beto's going to be on the exact same upward trajectory, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (mCMQ5)
...or make recourse to it.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (RD7QR)
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And how exactly to you "profit" from it.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
They actually estimate that the tiny fraction of DNA that matches SOUTH AMERICAN native DNA to be from 8 generations ago. They then apply a range of uncertainty to say from as recently as 6 generations ago, to as far back as 10 generations ago.
So, it's far more accurate to say she's likely 1/256th native american, which is virtually indistinguishable from zero and 1/1024. Furthermore, 8 generations ago completely obliterates her "my mom was discriminated against for being an indian" bullshit.
Just sayin'. We're not helping ourselves by giving the media this exact out.
Posted by: deadrody at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (jsGbO)
Yes, that's a challenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
527
470
Never heard that middle verse with "Rock Hill" before; it for sure isn't in Elvis's version of "Promised Land."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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It's Chuck Berry's tune, of course. Elvis just used it, as he used everything. Give a listen:
http://tinyurl.com/ydej6a8t
Posted by: September Song at October 17, 2018
*
*
"Promised
Land" is probably one of the hottest Elvis tunes of all time, thanks to
Berry, but rock 'n' roll oldies stations don't play it. Even years ago,
the only place you'd hear it was on country stations. Go figure.
Berry
had a songwriting style all his own, the way Shel Silverstein did. You
can almost always tell a Berry or a Silverstein at first listen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (Fz8ov)
Well, if by "up" you mean "cast aside about .000001th of a second after no longer being useful to Dimocrats", then,
yeah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (6qErC)
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Is this about Dr. Ford?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (9ZlHt)
Yep - she has a nice orange scalp on her belt.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Webcam.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (cNbAK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Chimpanzees at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (98WNR)
Rutgers Univ Invokes Sharia, Cancels Journalist's Speech Claiming Islamophobia [CBD]
I am seeing sharia used against conservatives more and more now. Challenging others that do not support it. New talking point for the left. Interesting tactic.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (2I4LM)
And of course, prayers to all on the list.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (+IAze)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)
Plenty of time to sweep this under the rug. Controlling the MSM has numerous advantages, one of which is the ability to throw bad news into the memory hole.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (INpWu)
I do not, however, remember how the subject came up or what I must have said to elicit the confession.
I drink a lot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 11:26 AM (JPkLk)
Ouch... One would think that would burn.
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
For people who have an audience for viewing their bum hole, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:26 AM (VlgMs)
Posted by: Lie-awatha at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (98WNR)
Several public funds with holdings in Facebook are backing a shareholder proposal to push out Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg as chairman of the social-media giant's board of directors.
The state treasurers of Rhode Island, Illinois and Pennsylvania, as well as the New York City comptroller are joining the shareholder proposal previously filed by Trillium Asset Management in June, the state officials said in a release.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (2I4LM)
Yeah. Weimarica.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (fA1SL)
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Sphincter bleaching?.....yeah, I don't wanna know.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM
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Something something, stubborn stains.
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (Mzfv5)
Posted by: Chingachcock at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (2YhrB)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)
Plenty of time to sweep this under the rug. Controlling the MSM has numerous advantages, one of which is the ability to throw bad news into the memory hole.
Posted by: joncelli
Until the next election cycle and it gets drug out again.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (hAdu/)
And how exactly to you "profit" from it.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
By making MOVIES, silly!
Posted by: Horseface at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (OOH1c)
I'm thinking Reality Series where he lives in a house with Joe Ossoff, Abortion Barbie, and Jeb Bush.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Sweet endorsement deal with Clorox.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:23 AM (F4u7C)
Not in Massachusetts. They'll keep voting for her again and again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (VlgMs)
Please clap
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: zeera at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (3Bzg7)
Posted by: klaftern
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Will Sphincter Bleach For Food!
Posted by: Guy holding sign at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (2YhrB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (F4u7C)
Ouch... One would think that would burn.
Posted by: It's me donna
I think it's more hydrogen peroxide than Clorox.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
Oh, that's easy! I charge... never mind.
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)
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Hopefully he's a good loser.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
By making MOVIES, silly!
Posted by: Horseface at October 17, 2018 11:27 AM (F4u7C)
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So is the papers gentle way of saying she was a pron star?
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (pMGkg)
Her trajectory has been nothing but up ever since, right?
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Just a stepping stone to the White House. He's the new Obama, you know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
1. Republican voters don't get whipped into personality cults.
2. The Republican Party is on perpetual defense.
3. Republicans don't have billionaire Silicon Valley and Hollywood donors with deep pockets.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (O7MnT)
Gonna need more of a "tan"
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (O2RFr)
Not in Massachusetts. They'll keep voting for her again and again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (VlgMs)
Showing THEIR supidity. The rest of the country will know she's a fraud and she won't be able to get ONE THING done in the senate....
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (sjdRT)
Her trajectory has been nothing but up ever since, right?
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Just a stepping stone to the White House. He's the new Obama, you know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
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Well, Wendy Davis was pretty close to the new Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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I also expect that the Dem DA candidate running on the platform of decriminalizing crime will win.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (K7fVG)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (0tfLf)
Is bleaching bungholes a thing?? WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by: Common Tater at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (UDoTZ)
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Tincture.
Posted by: mustbequantum
If the tincture cause the sphincter to quiver...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (hAdu/)
Yeah. Funny thing is that AB Davis and her "campaign" got socked w/fines that they just got 'round to paying. Turns out the "millions and millions" she had ... well, they weren't.
Francis' campaign is doing the same trick - funds flow thru two separate organizations, giving the impression that there's more cash than there is. Hope he farks up as stupidly as barbie...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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I also expect that the Dem DA candidate running on the platform of decriminalizing crime will win.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (gfQAD)
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"Man, crime is really bad here. I guess I'll move to Texas now. Why no, I don't plan on ever changing my voting habits. Why do you ask?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (/tuJf)
$400 oil bogyman unleased by Wall Street Insiders because of Kashogii, Trump, and War On Saudi Arabia.
Sell your stock, your wife, and pimp your daughter to buy gold for the starving times.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (pMGkg)
#Resistance #BlueWave #AlwaysWarren
Posted by: NPC192837465 at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Stu Podaso- Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (dZe7J)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (Rr52g)
Dow Jones gains 500 points.
Since its down 165 points at 11:15, I should hope not.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (INpWu)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j)
Cheekbone augmentation.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (jp0Bv)
Her trajectory has been nothing but up ever since, right?
Thought there was a Wendy Davis biopic being made with Sandra Bullock starring as Wendy?
I assume they'll so the same with Beto, maybe also give him a gig at a DC activist organization and/or an MSNPC weekend show...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:28 AM (VlgMs)
Showing THEIR supidity. The rest of the country will know she's a fraud and she won't be able to get ONE THING done in the senate....
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:30 AM (F4u7C)
Well, parading around with her bleached buttonhole and performing fellatio on all the power brokers could be effective. 1/1024% effective.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Stu Podaso- Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 11:32 AM (dZe7J)
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Drove to Poughkeepsie once. Does that count?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (9ZlHt)
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Birth of a new epigram. Lie with Democrats; get up with fleas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Again I'm thanking me lucky charms that the Hollandale Beach city council members are no one I know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: OregonMuse
The Occam's Razor explanation for the people Massachusetts sends to the Senate is that they just simply hate America.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (WeJD9)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (WeJD9)
At least the one on The Barrel
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:34 AM (Rr52g)
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They implant fake ones on top of your real ones to make them look more prominent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2018 11:34 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (WeJD9)
At least the one on The Barrel
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:34 AM (Rr52g)
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#FakeNews
The barrel hasn't been within ten feet of a cleaning product in at least a decade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM (9ZlHt)
Alright...is vajazzling still a thing?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM (9qOCq)
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He sure as heck doesn't need my help.
I miss my mom who could do extemporaneous doggerel and limericks -- like the early rappers. She was very Irish with all the linguistic gifts of the bards.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (MIKMs)
He might have to fudge it a bit. (swidt)
Rhyme with sphincter?
the smell is most distincter
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: OregonMuse
The Occam's Razor explanation for the people Massachusetts sends to the Senate is that they just simply hate America.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (O7MnT)
But...but...we have Harvard! OK, maybe a bad example. But, we have the Red Sox! What's more America loving than baseball. Am I right, or am I right?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (a0IVu)
Ace bleaches his bungholes.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (WeJD9)
Bleaching your asshole isn't a problem. It's not paying taxes on the proceeds of bleaching your asshole that is a problem.
But who gets paid to bleach their asshole?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (CPk08)
I thought we had moved on to beaver oil and warm rocks...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (9ZlHt)
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how one feels after listening to the lamentations of the wimmins
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (9qOCq)
Because they want to hurt Trumps association with the Saudis... They want a stronger Iran... Simple as that
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (O2RFr)
Can a plastic surgeon raise cheekbones?
After some of the pictures I've seen apparently plastic surgeons can turn people into newts.
I don't raising cheekbones would be a problem.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:20 AM (9ZlHt)
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how one feels after listening to the lamentations of the wimmins
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:36 AM (9qOCq)
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So, after seeing your enemy driven before you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2018 11:22 AM (0+nbW)
Read the wikipedia article. Sad, but you can see why people do it. Stormy's probably had it done.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (qbqnC)
Because, Reporter! Journalist! WAPO!!!!
BTW - They didn't give a fuck when James Foley was beheaded by Barack Obama's other Muslim Friends.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (WeJD9)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (mCMQ5)
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well you can't just take their word for it. And you ain't that flexible
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (9qOCq)
For people who have an audience for viewing their bum hole, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Dutiful wives who love to play with their husbands?
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (INpWu)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: OregonMuse
The Occam's Razor explanation for the people Massachusetts sends to the Senate is that they just simply hate America.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM
Actually I doubt the people of Massachusetts have had a honest election since the days when everyone used "thee" and "thou" in their regular speech.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Chief big front-hole Warren at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)
.......
Apparently, her family runs a spa where they sell the cream used for anal bleaching..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (so+oy)
As it turns out she's not the bleachee but the bleacher. Alleged family business it appears.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 11:37 AM (hLRSq)
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"I'm angry at everything! Why aren't you!?!?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM (9qOCq)
Because that foreigner was a Journalist, or y'know, a Philosopher King who was busy saving the world. And Trump said mean things about journalists so he basically ordered the killing and stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Which is why Beto is not giving up his $28 million in donations. He's saving it for his 2020 run for president.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (G0vdT)
Build a better mousetrap (or gerbil)...
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (9ZlHt)
Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (qbqnC)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (WeJD9)
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my asshole couldn't be any whiter
Posted by: E Warren at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (9qOCq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM
And you know this...how?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Which is why Beto is not giving up his $28 million in donations. He's saving it for his 2020 run for president.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
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And...he'll fail miserably.
I'm looking forward to the rising star turn into the pariah.
Think Cuomo's going to be scared by the little boy from Texas who couldn't beat Ted Cruz but has some money in the bank?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (9ZlHt)
had a songwriting style all his own, the way Shel Silverstein did. You
can almost always tell a Berry or a Silverstein at first listen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (Fz8ov)
Where the sidewalk ends? That Shel Silverstein? Off to duckduck.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (z79tQ)
Right after he drives off the causeway to Galveston?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:33 AM (9ZlHt)
Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
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You're not going to confuse me, copper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (9ZlHt)
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As it turns out she's not the bleachee but the bleacher.
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Sphincter bleachers would totally change sports.
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:35 AM
And you know this...how?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (0tfLf)
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Been there once.
Once.
Never going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (9ZlHt)
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533 531 493 Beta isn't running to win.
He's running to make money.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 11:13 AM (9fowx)
And for the national name recognition. I think he intends to pursue a political career of some kind. I suspect they may consider him a future Presidential candidate (2024 and beyond), not as much because of him per se, but how weak their bench is. Their current crop of potential candidates looks like they raided an old-folks home.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:25 AM (J+mig)
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Then he'd better move to a different state. If he can't take a statewide race in TX now, he never will. And if he can't win a statewide election he's not going to be seriously considered presidential material by the moneymen. The time for an O'Rourke style candidate in the Democratic party is over. Too white and too centrist.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (KEhoF)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (KEhoF)
Somehow, that makes it even worse than we thought.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (7lF8D)
"I'm angry at everything! Why aren't you!?!?!"
"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."
- bumper sticker on the back of a VW hippie microbus that's painted all the colors of the rainbow with a few flowers thrown in for good effect.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Used to take my dad to a cancer center in a college town and passed a beauty shop that advertised "Vajazzling" in the window.
Posted by: steevy
Vajazz hands!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
Which will be funny as shit. He has nothing, he's not Owebama (black), has no personality and a WHOLE HOST of lies in his past.
The Dems won't be propping him up, especially if he gets throttled by Cruz next month.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)
She used them. They used her. It was a symbiotic relationship.
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (qbqnC)
Also, why should anyone care about this Kashoggi guy? The Saudi monarchy has committed loads of atrocities over the years, and it is still a key ally. Kashoggi is not an American, and he was not killed in the United States or by Americans. Just because he worked for the National Laughingstock justifies the media's and official Washington's hair on fire?
I smell a rat, that this story is meant to create a narrative that PDT wants journalists to be killed and doesn't care.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (2XQ0T)
As it turns out she's not the bleachee but the bleacher. Alleged family business it appears.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (G0vdT)
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don't people know how to sit in a bowl of bleach? What has become of our rugged individualism?
Posted by: E Warren at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (9qOCq)
Once.
Never going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Like going to NO for mardi gras. When you're done with it, you throw your shoes away
Posted by: Bruce at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (KEhoF)
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Exactly.
The only reason they're pimping him up so much is because they delusionally believe he has a shot of unseating Cruz.
Once that fantasy fails to materialize in reality, they'll drop him hard.
Maybe he'll be big in Texas Democratic circles, but the national party won't have any use for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (WlPiF)
Because being angry at myself takes up all of my time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (qbU78)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (jjaLl)
This day couldn't possibly get any better!
Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (vbJig)
Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
No, but I did beat them in the Mississippi mud once.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dems Are Scum at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (uloIh)
Once.
Never going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM
Could be a book in that...A Day in the Barrel.
The Barrel and Me.
30 Seconds Over the Barrel.
Oh the possibilities...
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (/qEW2)
Think they do cheek implants, where they create appearance of cheekbones?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)
I smell a rat, that this story is meant to create a narrative that PDT wants journalists to be killed and doesn't care.
Posted by: mercenary13
Then PDT needs to take a number and get in line with the rest of us.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)
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Good Lord. I don't even want to know.
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (U5tDi)
Because being angry at myself takes up all of my time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK)
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"Get back to writing you lazy bum!"
-Me, in the mirror
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:43 AM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (mCMQ5)
I'm not angry at the moment.
That could change.
The neighbor's barking dog is outside, so I guess they aren't home.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (oYD2h)
This day couldn't possibly get any better!"
Smart military blog this place.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (DvKM+)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:29 AM (KEhoF)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (KEhoF)
When the rest of the candidates are all pushing 80, the moneymen might realize it's not going to fly and lower their standards a bit. Joe Biden and Hillary ain't going nowhere, nor is San Fran Nan or any of their other higher leadership.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: irright
..........
We would always get seats in the sphincter bleachers at Wrigley Field when we were kids..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (ABuva)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (qbqnC)
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neither one cared. they were getting their share.
Posted by: E Warren at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (9qOCq)
Maybe a prayer for his daughters who lost their father again, permanently this time. Whatever else, he was their dad. And for his grandchildren who lost any hope of having a grandpa. And one for my husband who always had it in his mind that some day he would get in touch with his brother and is dealing with the guilt and remorse.
I'm not Catholic, but every week, I read the prayer of St. Francis and am inspired by it. This week, it seems especially appropriate. Thank you for posting the link every week. It has meant a lot to me.
Posted by: NavyMom at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (SJ7zT)
Because it's a way for the MFM to attack Trump. China, Venezuela, and other countries do as bad or worse to journalists all the time. When was the last time the MFM devoted days of coverage to a Chinese journalist getting imprisoned?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (so+oy)
Mets fans would get in for free.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (Rr52g)
Maybe he'll be big in Texas Democratic circles, but the national party won't have any use for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Just like now, he won't be anything outside of El Paso.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)
I'm afraid to ask wtf that is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:41 AM (KEhoF)
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Exactly.
The only reason they're pimping him up so much is because they delusionally believe he has a shot of unseating Cruz.
Once that fantasy fails to materialize in reality, they'll drop him hard.
Maybe he'll be big in Texas Democratic circles, but the national party won't have any use for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (9ZlHt)
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That's not to say he won't get closer than Abortion Barbie, of course. All that silicon valley $$ will have some effect. But getting beat by 10-15 points iinstead of 20 doesn't strike me as all that good of a ROI.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (KEhoF)
When the rest of the candidates are all pushing 80, the moneymen might realize it's not going to fly and lower their standards a bit. Joe Biden and Hillary ain't going nowhere, nor is San Fran Nan or any of their other higher leadership.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (J+mig)
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There are others in the party, including Democratic governors, who aren't 80 and have won statewide elections.
How many statewide losers go far in presidential primaries?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (9ZlHt)
Just sayin,' is all.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Because that foreigner was a Journalist, or y'know, a Philosopher King who was busy saving the world. And Trump said mean things about journalists so he basically ordered the killing and stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2018 11:38 AM (jp0Bv)
How many Turkish journalist disappeared after the failed coup when Obama was still president? Funny how they didn't seem to care about that.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (TAmPV)
I smell a bigger rat.
Sanctions on Iranian oil are set to hit on November 4th.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Chief big front-hole Warren at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (HaL55)
Maybe a prayer for his daughters who lost their father again, permanently this time. Whatever else, he was their dad. And for his grandchildren who lost any hope of having a grandpa. And one for my husband who always had it in his mind that some day he would get in touch with his brother and is dealing with the guilt and remorse.
I'm not Catholic, but every week, I read the prayer of St. Francis and am inspired by it. This week, it seems especially appropriate. Thank you for posting the link every week. It has meant a lot to me.
Posted by: NavyMom at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (SJ7zT)
That's a devastating thing. I'm praying for sure.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (KEhoF)
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Will Hollywood learn?
For two major cycles in a row, they've dumped tens of millions of dollars into trying to get a Democrat over the finish line in Texas, hoping to turn the state blue.
And they'll have failed both times.
Will they try a third?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (9ZlHt)
of St. Francis and am inspired by it. This week, it seems especially
appropriate. Thank you for posting the link every week. It has meant a
lot to me.
Posted by: NavyMom at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (SJ7zT)
I am so sorry for what you and your family are dealing with. Suicide is so heartbreaking even when its estranged family, maybe even more so. Prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Too white and too centrist.
Posted by: Jackal
He tries to pass himself off as "Hispanic".
His wife and three kids are whiter than Lizzie Warren.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: E Warren at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (9qOCq)
Reminds me of that old Billy Crystal skit where he and the other guy try to outdo each other in self mutilation and pain stories.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (F4u7C)
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Warren's from Oklahoma, and before she started bleaching her hair, it was dark brown. That was probably enough to convince the insulated dorks at Harvard, who were really only interested in checking the box showing that they had some "minority" females on their faculty. They weren't going to actually investigate and see if Warren had a certificate of Indian blood card. If she was willing to lie and say she was an American Indian, they were more than happy to accept it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (fqUgw)
Once.
Never going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM
Wait, are you talking about Massachusetts?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (VlgMs)
I seem to recall Obama going golfing (teeing off within 10 min) right after commenting on a journalist being beheaded by ISIS.
Also, Kashoggi is/was not a journalist. He was an opinion writer, a Muslim Brotherhood/AQ propagandist in the West. As Scott Adams just pointed out, KSA does public executions, limb chopping, etc. all the time, so why should this guy cause a furor --- and why should the US harm itself (cancelled deal) over this guy? The punishment doesn't fit the crime. Adams suggested KSA allies shut down their embassies for a month, cut off all contact; a KSA timeout to demonstrate concern.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
"Is my asshole white enough?"
That is a mind that thinks outside the box.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (9qOCq)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (JPkLk)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (J+mig)
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If true, then you'll have a very obvious (even to LIVs) sign of the deleterious effect Obama's presidency had on the Dem bench. Calling it a sign of desperation is understating it.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (KEhoF)
Somebody needs to connect the dots on the sudden and simultaneous disappearances of Paul Ryan and Barrack Obama.
Just sayin,' is all.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (HiLJ1)
Someone check Richard Branson's private island to see if all three of them are canoodling there.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (cLj/v)
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (qbqnC)
1023/1024 = 0.9990234375
Which does not take into account how much of the Peruvian DNA comes from some horny conquistador.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 11:19 AM (BWL+E)
He's nice and humble and very approachable in public. I agree he does not come off that way on tv. Weird.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)
I'm afraid to ask wtf that is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Bedazzling the vajayjay?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (KEhoF)
They are desperate, that's why they pumped so much money into trying to make him a star.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (6qErC)
Yes, the Pope is futile. But Beta is just as bad.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 11:51 AM (59GGI)
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Reminds me of that old Billy Crystal skit where he
and the other guy try to outdo each other in self mutilation and pain
stories.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM
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I hate when that happens.
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:51 AM (pMGkg)
That is a mind that thinks outside the box.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (9qOCq)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 11:51 AM (JPkLk)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (xceTB)
Yeah... 'bout that again. Call me a skeptic (or Bwana), but Francis' numbers are as suspect as Windy's. (yeah, I know. I laugh)
I suspect the actual haul is less. By a bigley margin.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)
For two major cycles in a row, they've dumped tens of millions of dollars into trying to get a Democrat over the finish line in Texas, hoping to turn the state blue.
And they'll have failed both times.
Will they try a third?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (9ZlHt)
They are Terminator.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (F4u7C)
Have to figure Harvard was looking for ways to be diverse, so a Cherokee candidate was probably an awesome opportunity to beef up their staffing diversity stats. The lie didn't benefit only Warren, it benefitted Harvard, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)
>>Plinked her.
Quit helping him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:31 AM (/tuJf)
... drink here
Posted by: Heirloominati at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (MAkyw)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (KEhoF)
They lose each election, but they make it up in volume...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (bbdVU)
His wife and three kids are whiter than Lizzie Warren.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (hAdu/)
So is the irishman. He might be only 0.009642302 % native american.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (pMGkg)
Already have em.
The black hole and the dawg pound come to mind.
So does Soldier Field, but I'm biased.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (KEhoF)
They are desperate, that's why they pumped so much money into trying to make him a star.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (J+mig)
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You know what might be smart?
Getting someone who could win a national election elected to a statewide office in a safely blue state. Raising that person's profile over the course of 2-4 years, and then putting him at the center of a primary.
You know...not going with the screechiest leftist in every safe blue bastion.
But what am I saying? I might as wait for flying monkeys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (9ZlHt)
When Warren used her fake Indian ancestry in applying for a position at Harvard did nobody in the hiring committee stop long long enough to say really?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)
Affirmative action is vitally important to maintaining diversity on campus. But no one has ever been admitted or hired because of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (BWL+E)
Wow, so sorry for your nieces, husband and your entire family. Prayers up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (LISuA)
Thank you for the prayers and well-wishes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (9AKe2)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 17, 2018 11:42 AM (2XQ0T)
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I'll bring up again - in 2015 a reporter and cameraman were murdered on live TV and the story was memory holed by nightfall because it went against the narrative. But yeah let's start something over this one b/c Trump.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:39 AM (VlgMs)
With that kind of money, he could buy the right equipment and crew to be a world-class art thief, instead of just a petty burglar.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 11:54 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 11:51 AM (pMGkg)
That's the one.
Thanks. It was going to drive me crazy if I couldn't come up with that.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:54 AM (F4u7C)
Wanna see what we can do with you?
/CNNMSNBABCNBCBS
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)
I'm afraid to ask wtf that is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (9Om/r)
I suspect glitter may be involved.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:54 AM (VlgMs)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:46 AM (KEhoF)
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Will Hollywood learn?
For two major cycles in a row, they've dumped tens of millions of dollars into trying to get a Democrat over the finish line in Texas, hoping to turn the state blue.
And they'll have failed both times.
Will they try a third?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:47 AM (9ZlHt)
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The answer is yes. It's about virtue signalling to them more so than turning TX blue. The kind of people funding O'Rourke are more concerned with that than any political ROI. If they cared, they'd be shoveling cash into DA races and Sec. of State races. Same as why H-Wood continues to pander to a population that amounts to a rounding error: being liked by the right people is more important than ROI or profit.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (KEhoF)
You know...not going with the screechiest leftist in every safe blue bastion.
But what am I saying? I might as wait for flying monkeys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (9ZlHt)
Yep. Instead, they keep electing Cortez types who would get slaughtered in a national election.
There's really not a lot of Dem contenders with any appeal outside of the coastal funny farms.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS
Horny conquistadors? They're the worst!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:44 AM (J+mig)
Lowering your standards from Joe Biden isn't lowering so much as excavating.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (hLRSq)
The balls on that woman...how does she sit down with balls that big?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 17, 2018 11:55 AM (ty7RM)
They actually estimate that the tiny fraction of DNA that matches SOUTH AMERICAN native DNA to be from 8 generations ago. They then apply a range of uncertainty to say from as recently as 6 generations ago, to as far back as 10 generations ago.
So, it's far more accurate to say she's likely 1/256th native american, which is virtually indistinguishable from zero and 1/1024. Furthermore, 8 generations ago completely obliterates her "my mom was discriminated against for being an indian" bullshit.
Just sayin'. We're not helping ourselves by giving the media this exact out.
Posted by: deadrody at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (jsGbO)]/i]
OK, make it .99609375. Still whiter than Ivory.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (OMsf+)
Now they're all openly acting like the marriage cheating, pandering, pervs and busybodies that they always were.
Now we can judge them more fairly and they don't have to lie as much. Unless of course they NEED to be elected cause they don't have any other skills.
McKaskill I'm looking at you. Yeah if you told the truth you wouldn't get elected. And why is that so bad?
The House and Senate were not supposed to be career positions.
Never was intended to be that way and we've tried a number of ways to stop it from happening. But guess what, the pols keep vetoing those bills for some reason.
Time for some way to be developed where they get voted out after so many terms or something.
There's nothing good happening from people 80 years old holding office for 30 years and being borderline demented. With no way to stop it.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (sgZqZ)
Yes, that's a challenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
Tinker
Linked her
Sprinkler
--------------------------------------------------
There once was a woman, Malone
Who liked to host golfers at home
She brandished her sphincter
As she said to the sinkers
"Come try for a hole in one!"
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:21 AM (6qErC)
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Anyone calls me Francis, i kill ya
Posted by: Psycho Oroarke at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (kqsXK)
Maybe he'll be big in Texas Democratic circles, but the national party won't have any use for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Just like now, he won't be anything outside of El Paso.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (hAdu/)
Reminds me of the Kinky Frieidman song, Bleached Asshole From El Paso.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Bedazzling the vajayjay?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (hAdu/)
Yeah I looked it up. Not as out there as I thought. They just glue on rhinestones. Kind of like the female version of pimp my ride. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (Z+nny)
Conquistador, your stallion stands...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (6qErC)
excavating.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
**
And that's where the Grand North American Dignity Canal Works Plan comes in.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (fA1SL)
I guess they haven't gotten the latest one, "Believe all women."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (AllCR)
When Warren used her fake Indian ancestry in applying for a position at Harvard did nobody in the hiring committee stop long long enough to say really?
________________________________________
For Elizabeth Warren on employment application: Nope.
For Barack Obama on admission to law school: Nope.
The only checkbox that matters: Are you a deranged liberal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig)
Yes, that's a challenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
Sphincter? I hardly KNEW 'er.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (F4u7C)
idk, but JJ's American Thinker link said it was good for Turkey (makes them a stronger caliphate, stronger new Ottoman Empire?)
Seems Turkey would have liked to form an alliance with Khashoggi if he was MB, so wouldn't his death be bad for them? Too many intricate/secret alliances for me to figure out ... but the Saudis sure seemed to prefer him at room temperature, in several pieces.
(I thought the Saudis had already admitted to "an interrogation gone wrong", but maybe that was fake news)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 11:52 AM (5aX2M)
Nice. Did you do that one yourself?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (VlgMs)
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Don't knock them 'til you've...knocked them.
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (VlgMs)
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Yes. It took a about ten minutes to do it right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (ty7RM)
In Rose's Cantina, watching Feleena twirl?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (6qErC)
God's final word on the topic: "There is no Stephen Hawking."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:00 PM (F4u7C)
He'll co-host an MSDNC weekend show with Jeff Flake or Jen Rubin.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 12:00 PM (O7MnT)
It's odd that something similar would't apply in Canada.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (nBr1j)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (7lF8D)
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the Paolo, he ages like the fine wine
Posted by: The Paolo at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (9qOCq)
And he hoped she would see how he thinked her
Quite fetching, but sadly,
Though he loved her so madly,
He found out she bleaches her sphincter!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (Z+nny)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (tqyrn)
Dammit I meant in the U.S., when applying for a job as an Indian.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (nBr1j)
This NPC meme is becoming great sport with NPC's. It looks like Pepe The Frog got reincarnated in a way.
Can we make so many memes that the NPC's hate that Twatter and FacePlant will shut themselves down so they only have NPC's as their products and go tits up that way? Let's find out, shall we?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Sounds like she's trying to get rid of an asshole.
You ok?
(j/k)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 12:02 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2018 12:03 PM (7xXFn)
Turkey has bigger fish to fry. They have been moving increasingly into the Russia/Iran sphere and away from the US and NATO.
Trump has put crushing sanctions on Russia which of course the left thinks aren't enough cause collusion and taken the gloves off with Iran. Sanctions on Iranian oil, the only thing keeping the country afloat, are set to hit on November 4th. Trump is pushing for a worldwide ban on Iranian oil and has encouraged the Saudis to increase oil production to make up for the loss of Iranian oil on the world market.
And then there's Syria.
A lot of moving pieces here and the only thing that seems certain is what we have been told so far is not the whole story.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (7lF8D)
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to show them, a had a mirror ball attached to my scrotum. #winning
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 11:49 AM (KEhoF)
They are desperate, that's why they pumped so much money into trying to make him a star.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 11:50 AM (J+mig)
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You know what might be smart?
Getting someone who could win a national election elected to a statewide office in a safely blue state. Raising that person's profile over the course of 2-4 years, and then putting him at the center of a primary.
You know...not going with the screechiest leftist in every safe blue bastion.
But what am I saying? I might as wait for flying monkeys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 11:53 AM (9ZlHt)
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If you look at the way he presented himself (with ALOT of help from the MSM) this is the pattern they followed with Obama. I doubt it'll work for the forseeable future because something snapped in the leftist brain in the past decade. It's like the "deferred gratification'" of their brains died after Obama got elected. That mixed with TGE winning has led them to go off the rails. A "reasonable" (to LIVs and squishes) ain't going far in blue states for the forseeable future. One that can get elected in a Red/Purple state is DOA in presidential politics for the same reason. This is the ultimate result of the left plowing so much cash into groups like ACORN and International ANSWER, etc. The leftist moneymen are reaping the whirlwind they were sowing.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (KEhoF)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM
Lizzie is a one percenter!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (WlPiF)
You ok?
______________________________________
I'm good. I just keep finding cufflinks with the initials "JJS" under her pillow.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: saf at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (5IHGB)
God's final word on the topic: "There is no Stephen Hawking."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Talk about staying in your lane...exactly how does Hawking KNOW this?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (bcbK8)
Goes back further than that. Not quite the same words but the same idea.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (sgZqZ)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (7lF8D)
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to show them, a had a mirror ball attached to my scrotum. #winning
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (9qOCq)
Fuzzy dice.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM (5aX2M)
Updated, thank you. Yours really does look better.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (VlgMs)
At the time the left called for the impeachment of Bush if he did anything about it.
Why the hell should I care that KSA killed a non-American?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (eSx+E)
Man Made Climate change
Nuclear proliferation imminent
Time travel will happen
Was Stephen Hawking a physicist or a pussy hat wearing nut case?
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (qbqnC)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
I envisioned wind-up chattering false teeth, those bug-out eyes on springs and deely-bobbers.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 11:59 AM
He's got to make it to Roses bleached back door.....
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (WlPiF)
Cheapest I've seen in a long time for brass-cased ammo.
I bought two cases. Go thou and do likewise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (bcbK8)
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They say B.J. Clinton is just the opposite. Looks friendly on TV and is a cold prickly in real life. If this is a pattern, Hillz must be a sweetheart.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
His wife and three kids are whiter than Lizzie Warren.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 11:48 AM (hAdu/)
You have to love "Robert Francis O'Rourke" running against Rafael Edward Cruz as the hispanic candidate. He is as white as a mayonnaise sandwich on white bread.
Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2018 12:06 PM (G5IFy)
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM
Both, but it took him a really long time to put the hat on. (I denounce myself preemptively)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 12:06 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:07 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 11:56 AM
Lizzie is a one percenter!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (WlPiF)
She looks like the poster child for the Hitler youth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2018 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:07 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:07 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (VlgMs)
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Anytime!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Beavis at October 17, 2018 12:05 PM (qbqnC)
He was whatever his "handlers" programmed his fucking speak n' spell to say........
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:07 PM (6qErC
And one straggler bringing up the rear with a shit load of dimes...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (Z+nny)
Methinks that she's eating off an expense account, because she has......grown in stature.
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (tqyrn)
Yeah. Fooled no one. Or the same percentage of Faux's "indian" DNA.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (6qErC)
And he hoped she would see how he thinked her
Quite fetching, but sadly,
Though he loved her so madly,
He found out she bleaches her sphincter!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (Z+nny)
well done!Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (jjaLl)
Man Made Climate change
Nuclear proliferation imminent
Time travel will happen
Was Stephen Hawking a physicist or a pussy hat wearing nut case?
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God is dead.
- Hawking
Hawking is dead.
- God
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (7lF8D)
WTF?
I'm with Richard Pryor on this. "There's no such thing as bad p***y". Trying to fix what certainly ain't broken. "To gild fine gold, to paint the lily", as some bard or other put it.
The cellar is just fine. Clean up the attic.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (qbqnC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Gorilla NPC at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (oZ6kz)
So the John McCain syndrome?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (kG5hP)
Getting someone who could win a national election elected to a statewide office in a safely blue state. Raising that person's profile over the course of 2-4 years, and then putting him at the center of a primary.
You know...not going with the screechiest leftist in every safe blue bastion.
But what am I saying? I might as wait for flying monkeys."
And this backs into the REAL problem the Dem's have in Texas -- they have ZERO credible candidates for statewide office sitting on the bench, because Texas Democrats have not won a single statewide election since 1994.
24 years now - think about that. Wendy Davis was an obscure State House member when someone decided she was telegenic anough and mouthy enough to win. (she wasn't) And then Beto, an obscure congressman from El Paso, was given the same role this time. News Flash - El Paso is so far removed from the rest of Texas that NO politician from El Paso has EVER been elected to a state wide office, not from either party, not in 150 years. El Paso is that weird Mexican city that Texas ended up with title to somehow, but which nobody in the rest of the state every pays any attention to, or even thinks about, ever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
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There is a town in Columbia where they have a ridiculous rate of Alzheimer. Turns out that a Conquistador setup shop there and had a mutation that triggers the early onset of Alzheimers...and apparently also was quite the ladies man...
Overall I think it would be perfect if Warren has no actual American Indian ancestors but does have ancestors that participated in the Trail of Tears (which we now know) and conquered the Indians in Latin America.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (cZlKA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (yueFI)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (qbqnC)
They have socks for that?
Must be tube socks.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (sgZqZ)
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And you know this...how?
kind of like a cross between bathtub rings and tree rings.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:02 PM (bcbK
And we like you, too. Why don't you come closer to the cage so we can hang out? That's it, come closer. closer. just a leeeetle bit closer...
Posted by: The Monkeys at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (jp0Bv)
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Cruz should accuse him of cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (XJYWw)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (VlgMs)
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Hmmmm.... Old one still appears for me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (Cus5s)
Interrogation gone wrong? Come on! We just asked the guy if he wanted fries with that and he started going off on some vegan rant about non-animal product based grease. So we killed him. Hey, you would have, too. Vegans are so obnoxious.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (INpWu)
I am vajazzling.
You are vajazzling.
We are vajazzlinging.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (XJYWw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (bcbK
That's the liberal mindset. There are no consequences and it's always someone else's fault, so TALLYHO!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
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I get that feeling when I forget to take my Effexor.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (KEhoF)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310644/
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Yet not mentioned on any news broadcast anywhere.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (F4u7C)
Billy Jeff always reminded me of guys I know who were a hell of a lot of fun to go out drinking with. But you always wanted to make sure you kept your hand on your wallet, and also to make sure they were the ones who passed out, not you. Otherwise you might lose a kidney.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)
________________________________________
For Elizabeth Warren on employment application: Nope.
For Barack Obama on admission to law school: Nope.
The only checkbox that matters: Are you a deranged liberal?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig)
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I suspect the Harvard admission process went something like this.
Harvard: Liz, your just the kind of crazy lib we want at Harvard but unfortunately, we're on a big push to hire minorities.
Squats with Unions: Oh I see, is there anyway around this because Harvard is just the place I would love to spread my socialist BS, er I mean, teachings.
Harvard: The only way would be if you were a minority. You're pretty pasty white but is there any chance of having any minority blood in your family?
Squats with Unions: After a few glasses of wine, my grammie loved to tell us how she was Cherokee and that she and Tonto had a "thing" going for awhile.
Harvard: Good enough for us Liz. You're in!
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
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I have that feeling 100% of the time. It sucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (5aX2M)
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Cruz should accuse him of cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (XJYWw)
Naw. Cruz has a nerdy image problem. He should just go over to O'Rourke's house with Donny Two Scoops and beat the crap out of him.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: JackStraw
yeah, I was thinking they'd still want to align with a more radical MB/Wahhabi, even if they were not aligning with the Saudis. Khashoggi seemed more like one of Turkey's "secret agents", so losing him is a loss for them.
but yeah, we don't know, except that he was apparently not just a WaPo reporter. He would have been anti-Saud and anti-American ... WaPo giving him cover raises other questions though ... but then, WaPo is globalist anti-American as well ... global intrigue fo' sho'.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (sgZqZ)
wot it's cankelled!!! no shit...doan say that to me Huma..you are supposed to HUMA ME with a big slurpy!!
Posted by: saf at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (5IHGB)
Sorry to hear about your BIL's suicide. That sounds like a very, very hard thing for so many people.
Dear Lord,
A life that the NavyMom family has known has been torn from them. Expectations and hopes the years once held have vanished in the death of this brother, brother in law, father and grandfather The mystery of death has stricken them. O, God, you know the lives we live and the deaths we die, woven so strangely of purpose and chance, of reason and the irrational , of strength and frailty, of happiness and pain. Fulfill in this man, loving Lord, your purpose that reaches beyond time and death and fit him for service in your eternal kingdom. Be with those family members and friends who mourn and are heavy laden and have so many questions. Lighten their darkness with your love. Enable them to see beyond the things of this mortal world to the eternal. Be for them a refuge and strength and support them in your everlasting arms. Amen
Will add you and your family to the prayer list, NavyMom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (AllCR)
man would recoil at her dark sphincter
So her bum she did bleach
causing him to screech
with the backdoor you should nerver tinker
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
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IOW, he's gonna leak the snot outta the worst possible parts of it to the WaPo and NYT. Bank on it.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (KEhoF)
It's when the guitar player say, "vamoos, Jose's on his way"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
But it has a 30' wall on the border, so there's no immigration or crime problem there.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (F4u7C)
He's your kind of man?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)
So big and so strong
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (bcbK8)
Yes, that's a challenge.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
Sphincter? I hardly KNEW 'er.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 11:58 AM (F4u7C)
Rectum?!
I barely touched him...
Posted by: Heirloominati at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (MAkyw)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (mCMQ5)
So tell us, amigo, old buddy, old pal,
last night when you got off with that gal,
was her o-ring normal
or a bleached sphincter?
Couldn't say, dear fellows,
it was dark when I dinked her.
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (pMGkg)
The puppeteer who has played Big Bird on "Sesame Street" is retiring after nearly 50 years on the show.
Caroll Spinney tells the New York Times that Thursday will be his last day on the program, which he joined from the start in 1969. In addition to Big Bird, the 84-year-old was also Oscar the Grouch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
**fistbump**
I know the feeling. Hope you're just out of sorts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
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I get that feeling when I forget to take my Effexor.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (KEhoF)
That'll do it. Missing doses of SSRIs or SSNRIs can mess your head up but good.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
It was so overtop pretentious and portentious.
Good for the Senate and make Rotary speeches and Easter sermons but not for normal speaking.
Sounded like a jerk. I know he's a smart guy and I like what he's for but couldn't take it.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
You can comfort yourself with the thought that there's always something bad happening somewhere, so you're not wrong.
Or consider the possibility that you've become psychically connected to the Liberal Zeitqeist. Not your fault, these things happen to sensitives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)
So big and so strong
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I'm aroused.
Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (XJYWw)
The actual release will of course be a massive nothingburger.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (72PAC)
It's long been DOJ policy not to release details of an investigation or make any criminal referrals within weeks of an election. Comey violated that policy, among many others.
But Mueller has nothing on Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (/tuJf)
They took a grilled cheese sandwich, put a slice of turkey and a slice of ham on it, and called it a montecristo.
Jerks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (eytER)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (sgZqZ)
He IS the son of a preacher, no? They all tend to deliver like that.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
Since the whole idea was to sow political chaos with this investigation this seems to me to be even further evidence that he's got bupkus.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
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I have that feeling 100% of the time. It sucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 12:13 PM (5aX2M)
This was just a bolt out of the blue, though it has happened to me before on occasion. I can't imagine having that feeling all the time. Geez.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)
If he found something, or was even just making something up, he'd deliver it for maximum effect...probably on Monday.
Speaking of which, what Dem October surprise do we expect on Monday?
I presume they have a bunch more Blasey Ford's lined up but had to scrub them...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
El Paso is right across the border from Juarez, right? Does the Rio Grande separate the two towns, or just a border fence?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (VlgMs)
* writes script on back of liquor store receipt *
1 pound mofine
1 pound cocaine
Take this to Pablo on the east side.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (fA1SL)
I've never seen it, but I figure it's like sand in a bikini bottom, but with glitter, glue, and possibly bangles, rhinestones, and googly-eyes.
Posted by: Felling too old for this at October 17, 2018 12:01 PM (7lF8D)
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to show them, a had a mirror ball attached to my scrotum. #winning
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 12:04 PM (9qOCq)
Fuzzy dice.
i had a carabiner installed so i can go where the mood takes me.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
Because there's nothing there. If he releases his hack job prior, the electorate will see what a clusterfuck this was and vote accordingly.
We. Can't. Have. That.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)
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Get up and pace around. It's what I do when it gets really bad. Seems to burn it off after awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (5aX2M)
Berry
had a songwriting style all his own, the way Shel Silverstein did. You
can almost always tell a Berry or a Silverstein at first listen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 11:24 AM (Fz8ov)
Where the sidewalk ends? That Shel Silverstein? Off to duckduck.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2018
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Silverstein wrote "One Piece at a Time" and "A Boy Named Sue" for Johnny Cash, a number of tunes like "The Winner" and (I think) "Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' TV" for Bobby Bare, and lots more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
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I get that feeling when I forget to take my Effexor.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (KEhoF)
That'll do it. Missing doses of SSRIs or SSNRIs can mess your head up but good.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)
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Of course it just mutes that feeling of dread and anxiety, though. Regarding withdrawal, Prozac's the main exception to the rule because of its crazy long (several days) half life. It's basically the "Penicillin" of antidepressants.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (KEhoF)
non-animal product based grease. So we killed him. Hey, you would have,
too. Vegans are so obnoxious Posted by: Anonymous White Male
lol, except the ones that parade naked, let those live.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: NavyMom at October 17, 2018 11:45 AM (SJ7zT)
Sorry to hear about your BIL's suicide. That sounds like a very, very hard thing for so many people.
Dear Lord,
A life that the NavyMom family has known has been torn from them.
Expectations and hopes the years once held have vanished in the death
of this brother, brother in law, father and grandfather The mystery of
death has stricken them. O, God, you know the lives we live and the
deaths we die, woven so strangely of purpose and chance, of reason and
the irrational , of strength and frailty, of happiness and pain. Fulfill
in this man, loving Lord, your purpose that reaches beyond time and
death and fit him for service in your eternal kingdom. Be with those
family members and friends who mourn and are heavy laden and have so
many questions. Lighten their darkness with your love. Enable them to
see beyond the things of this mortal world to the eternal. Be for them a
refuge and strength and support them in your everlasting arms. Amen
Will add you and your family to the prayer list, NavyMom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (AllCR)
Amen.Fenelon -- well done. You inspire me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (jxbfJ)
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Only if it hurts a Democrat.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:19 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:19 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)
I think so. It just happened suddenly. It should go away. At least I hope so.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (yx2+8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (zLDYs)
It was so overtop pretentious and portentious.
Good for the Senate and make Rotary speeches and Easter sermons but not for normal speaking.
Sounded like a jerk. I know he's a smart guy and I like what he's for but couldn't take it.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:15 PM (sgZqZ)
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FWIW, I've read that his speaking style is an artifact of his legal training. Hard to unlearn something like that.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (KEhoF)
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)
Probably answered a personal ad and saw a familiar face.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Glenn Campbell at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)
You know, just because.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (GBteo)
Bill was widely considered a good guy to work for. Felonia ... not so much. The rumors you've heard... are apparently, quite true. GW was a good guy, and would go out of his way to make sure staff and the help were treated OK. For example, holiday schedules to ensure they could spend time with family. AlGore is apparently a real douche, total twatwaffle.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (UDoTZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:19 PM (mCMQ5)
Do the right thing. Vote Dem. When the report is released and we find out all the evil things that Trump did, we'll be in PRIME POSITION to IMPEACH FOADDY FI!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (F4u7C)
* writes script on back of liquor store receipt *
1 pound mofine
1 pound cocaine
Take this to Pablo on the east side.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:17 PM (fA1SL)
Cocaine's the last thing I need. I'm amped up and edgy enough right now as it is. Mofine might be good though
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 12:18 PM (Fz8ov)
He wrote "Cover of the Rolling Stone" and most of Dr Hook's first two albums.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (kqsXK)
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I have a sudden feeling of dread, like something really bad is about to happen. I hate when that happens.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM
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I get that before every election.
(other than 2016, I've always been right)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (pMGkg)
And now we know the raison d'etre of the nic
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (sgZqZ)
You'll settle for: a grouchy gorilla
You'll get: limericks about anal bleaching.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (VlgMs)
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Like a Rhinestone Asshole
Posted by: Glenn Campbell at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)
I LOL'ed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
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IOW, he's gonna leak the snot outta the worst possible parts of it to the WaPo and NYT. Bank on it.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (KEhoF)
Since the worst part of it will be that Trump used to masturbate in Jr. High before he started grabbing pussy, I think only CNN will put it front and center.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (3sjI6)
Yes, the Rio Grande is the border. Trivia - the river in that area mostly runs through steep canyons, such as in the Big Bend region, but the area of El Paso has plains on both sides, and supposedly the area has been occupied since the end of the last ice age by agricultural Indian communities.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (Kpl3J)
You'll settle for: a grouchy gorilla
You'll get: limericks about anal bleaching.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (VlgMs)
Best. Site. Ever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)
You can comfort yourself with the thought that there's always something bad happening somewhere, so you're not wrong.
Or consider the possibility that you've become psychically connected to the Liberal Zeitqeist. Not your fault, these things happen to sensitives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Eat right, sleep at night, stop watching porn, stop fapping, exercise, go to church, limit or eliminate tv and movies, read, laugh, play, stay away from doom And fear porn, find a rural girl, ect....
Just have to keep moving forward with self improvement. Shit, I'm living with my parents now, lost my kids to alienation. And never been happier doing the above.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (INpWu)
Silverstein wrote "One Piece at a Time" and "A Boy Named Sue" for Johnny Cash, a number of tunes like "The Winner" and (I think) "Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' TV" for Bobby Bare, and lots more.
He also wrote some tunes for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:11 PM
You exactly described my mental state early in the evening of Nov. 8th, 2016.
Fortunately, there was a happy ending.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (VlgMs)
#beieveallwomxn
#orangemanbad
#payup
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (o4fG0)
They took a grilled cheese sandwich, put a slice of turkey and a slice of ham on it, and called it a montecristo.
Jerks.
that's the hillbilly variant they have out in the sticks. you know, the county montecristo.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
But it has a 30' wall on the border, so there's no immigration or crime problem there.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:14 PM (F4u7C)
Don't forget about the tunnels with freeways in them so trucks can ship drugs and illegals from Juarez.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (3sjI6)
I'm so happy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
Good Morning OM. Some chess news:
Ding Liren was playing Carlsen this morning and stockfish had him up almost +2 but Carlsen seems to have drawn the game in the end. He now leads Caruana by only 3.5 in the live ratings.
This is the tournament:
http://eurochess2018.com/live-games/
Carlsen, of course, is guaranteed to lose rating points unless he wins.
Ding Liren now has an unbeaten streak of 93 (Tal's was 95 but someone obscure had a streak of 110).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ou9UxMznnE
Posted by: Off the reservation at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (vWMNq)
Not releasing something is just as election-effecting as releasing something.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (pw+jk)
Yes, of course, a low bar. But still.
I assume Thiessen makes his living saying stuff like this. Good to see the "professionals" staying only months behind the casual observers.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (QDnY+)
Silverstein wrote "One Piece at a Time" and "A Boy Named Sue" for
Johnny Cash, a number of tunes like "The Winner" and (I think)
"Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' TV" for Bobby Bare, and lots more.
He also wrote some tunes for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018
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Not only "Cover of the Rolling Stone," as someone mentioned above, but I think he wrote "Sylvia's Mother" as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (Fz8ov)
Stay with me, Lord, for it is necessary to have you present so that I do not forget you. You know how easily I abandon you.
Stay with me, Lord, because I am weak, and I need your strength, so that I may not fall so often.
Stay with me, Lord, for you are my life, and without you, I am without fervor.
Stay with me, Lord, for you are my light, and without you, I am in darkness.
Stay with me, Lord, to show me your will.
Stay with me, Lord, so that I hear your voice and follow you.
Stay with me, Lord, for I desire to love you very much, and always be in your company.
Stay with me, Lord, if you wish me to be faithful to you.
Stay with me, Lord, for as poor as my soul is, I want it to be a place of consolation for you, a nest of love. Amen.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (VlgMs)
Really? I didn't think you were in sufficient shape to appreciate one.
Posted by: Off the reservation at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (vWMNq)
Dunno if this is part of DOJ's famous leak jihad.
SSCI security guy Wolfe plead to the single count (which was a process crime) against him - the Keystone Coup online cult investigators are wrestling over this. I confess that, so far, with only quick glances, I don't even understand what the various camps are arguing.
I am surprised Wolfe wasn't charged with leaking classified info. An entire FISA warrant affidavit is so classified, Congress can't see them (well, sort of). But leaking one to the press ..... is not worth an Espionage Act charge?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) My Beach Friends smell like Walleye and Bass at October 17, 2018 12:32 PM (Ckg4U)
That is a nice prayer; I like the writings of Padre Pio but I hadn't seen that one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (AllCR)
Stay with me, Lord, for it is necessary to have you present so that I do not forget you. You know how easily I abandon you.
Stay with me, Lord, because I am weak, and I need your strength, so that I may not fall so often.
Stay with me, Lord, for you are my life, and without you, I am without fervor.
Stay with me, Lord, for you are my light, and without you, I am in darkness.
Stay with me, Lord, to show me your will.
Stay with me, Lord, so that I hear your voice and follow you.
Stay with me, Lord, for I desire to love you very much, and always be in your company.
Stay with me, Lord, if you wish me to be faithful to you.
Stay with me, Lord, for as poor as my soul is, I want it to be a place of consolation for you, a nest of love. Amen.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (VlgMs)
That's in my nightly prayers
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
Pretty good example of what has replaced real journalism.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:34 PM (QDnY+)
https://tinyurl.com/y9pnxp9w
Posted by: citizen khan at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (0E5Tj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (AllCR)
I don't know about that. Mueller's report could state that the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia in any way in big black letters a hundred times in the first five pages of the report and the leftist media would still infer the report was inconclusive and Trump probably is a Russian puppet and the election was tainted.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (Mr80f)
FenelonSpoke, thank you so much for the beautiful prayer. And thank you, everyone for the prayers and the words of kindness. It helps to know I'm not alone.
You know, in the past when I had heard that someone's loved one committed suicide, I froze. I didn't know what to say. We just found out yesterday afternoon and I've only told a few people about my brother-in-law's death, but I see the same look on their faces that I felt on mine. People can sympathize with you when it's cancer or a car accident that claims a life. This is different. It's like they're looking for an exit to the conversation as soon as you say the word. I just want to tell people not to back away. You don't have to say anything. I understand, there's nothing you can say. Just listen for a bit.
Thank you all for listening. You're good people.
A little earthy sometimes
but good hearts.
Posted by: NavyMom at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (SJ7zT)
Posted by: itsacookbook at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (yPxXc)
If anal areas you're bleaching
It is not overreaching
To use an iodine tincture
In case you nick the sphincter
(What is it our kids we're teaching?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (pNxlR)
Thank you for continuing the list, Fenelon.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: windbag at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (1pIrZ)
It will always be confusing and surreal. Even to those who have first-hand knowledge of the actors and family.
Prayers for the family and those girls.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Thanks: I will make the correction about your father's condition, Slap. Sorry I am not on the board at night very often so things get relayed to me second hand.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (Ckg4U)
They took a grilled cheese sandwich, put a slice of turkey and a slice of ham on it, and called it a montecristo.
Jerks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP
I like the Montecristo Toro, about $12 a stick
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (NVERB)
Bend over and spread 'um!
Posted by: Harriet Bleacher Stowe at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (LilNs)
1/1024 as a decimal equals 0.0009765625!
This is pretty simple, man, we as a nation are in trouble when we can't even convert fractions to decimals correctly in the age of Excel spreadsheets or electronic calculators. Truly the MSM are populated by idiots.
Posted by: hstad at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (uywSX)
1/1024 as a decimal equals 0.0009765625!
Multiply by 100 to get percentage = 0.097... %
So the Nike thing is correct.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 17, 2018 02:33 PM (YQ4mh)
Michael Mann's "The Last of the Mohicans" was such a great movie that I feel bad Ms. Warren's association with it.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 17, 2018 03:29 PM (evgyj)
Bonus: rhyme for sphincter>>>tincture (close enough for Maya Angelou)
Posted by: Cuz I read the story weeks ago at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at October 17, 2018 05:24 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: harleycowboy at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (+9AX9)
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