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Hilarious: Whale Alarms Onlookers

Video below.



Wait, I didn't mean that whale. I meant the other huge mammals who can't ascend stairs and who drink a whole heck of a lot and who also can't get elected president.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:06 PM




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1 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:07 PM (Ol/Jg)

2 First?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 09, 2018 03:07 PM (aW5/6)

3 bait and switch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)

4 UGGHH!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 09, 2018 03:07 PM (aW5/6)

5 top 213.

nice

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 09, 2018 03:07 PM (8o3AL)

6 Beached whale

Posted by: mindful webworker's simple thought at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (LO5Qy)

7 okay, I didn't watch the content

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (QMG5F)

8 Kick them in the head!

Posted by: The Drunken Bollard Queen at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (CaRQc)

9 They all know exactly what they are saying. Always.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (2I4LM)

10 I'm sure that when the Left gains power by screaming, clawing, and screeching they will immediately drop the tactic and govern with decorum and calm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (8o3AL)

11 top 213.

nice
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (Ol/Jg)

12 I see what you did there.....

Posted by: underpants at October 09, 2018 03:08 PM (WmiCU)

13 What you stand for Hillary? I thought it was money and power by all means necessary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (AllCR)

14 She seems nice.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (ymqId)

15 This might have been our president.

Posted by: PHenry at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (ETNOL)

16 LOL, Ace post title

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

17 I'll note that what her party stands for has nothing to do with the constitution or a Republic.

Posted by: WisRich at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

18 what a nasty bitch

Posted by: model_1066 at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (Pwiwt)

19 Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"
I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (MceDl)

20 OT porch kitty is examining my tablet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (myjNJ)

21 So I guess we are no longer talking about Barbara Bush.

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (sX1BW)

22

An open declaration of war and intent to commit genocide. Save a copy.

Posted by: Hp Lee Sheet at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (vtC+C)

23 Some poor alternate universe out there has her as their president. What a sad, communist place that must be.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (wGbBR)

24 ...sounded like a call to violence to me.

If a R said something like this during the Obama years... I mean, can you imagine?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (GBteo)

25 Did she do a rant about "all women must be believed."? Snicker

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (AllCR)

26 "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"

Oh, is that the rule now? Ok, but it goes both ways.

I'm not going to be civil with the Democrats who want to destroy what I stand for.

Game on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

27 Does this mean this is the "go" some of the horde has been waiting for?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (jxbfJ)

28 For once, I agree with the old drunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (/tuJf)

29 Heh nice headline

Imagine that interview, Christine "I despise America" Amanpour tongue bathing Hillary and throwing her carefully pre-written and screened questions like puffballs. "Have you gotten over how wonderful you are, or do you wake up each day with a fresh amazement at your genius and ability?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

30 HIllary is calling out all the Deimoscr@p purple shirts to go all Krystal Nacht Purge on all who oppose them. Calling for jihad in other words.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (ReA9Z)

31 20 OT porch kitty is examining my tablet.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (myjNJ)

Pics!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

32 Whales are intelligent creatures.

That woman is not in their league.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (1pMFa)

33 Hillary and I agree for once.

Posted by: willow-mom at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)

34

Pooped 'Em.

HUMA!!!!!

Posted by: Hitlery at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (vtC+C)

35 Some poor alternate universe out there has her as their president. What a sad, communist place that must be.
=======

Long live the Empire!

Posted by: Bearded Hillary at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

36 New Trope!

Can't wait for the "Republicans are power hungry" deluge on social media, cuckservative blogs, HuffPo, MSM, and out of every mouth breathing prog at the bar!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (5JT6h)

37 29 Heh nice headline

Imagine that interview, Christine "I despise America" Amanpour tongue bathing Hillary and throwing her carefully pre-written and screened questions like puffballs. "Have you gotten over how wonderful you are, or do you wake up each day with a fresh amazement at your genius and ability?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

===========

She's tough, but fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (8o3AL)

38 Go back to your chicken-legged hut, Baba Yaga.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

39 So when do she & Bill go on their Electoral Dysfunction tour?

Posted by: josephistan at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (7HtZB)

40 Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"
I wholeheartedly agree.

----------

She's finally starting to get it.

- Donald Trump

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

41 watched the content and all I got was projection

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (QMG5F)

42 So we're going to have a Civility War ?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (71o8T)

43 We had to drag the country into a sewer of hatred and recrimination because I lost an election. The only to put an end to the slurs, attacks, violence, and intolerance is to put my party back in power.

----- Hellbeast Clinton

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

44 27 Does this mean this is the "go" some of the horde has been waiting for?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 09, 2018 03:10 PM (jxbfJ)

It may not be the final whistle but it's definitely a sign to get your boots laced up.

Buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

45 Call it what it is: Gaslighting reverse-speak.

Posted by: Ten at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (Xlssn)

46 36 New Trope!

Can't wait for the "Republicans are power hungry" deluge on social media, cuckservative blogs, HuffPo, MSM, and out of every mouth breathing prog at the bar!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (5JT6h)

============

They've already started.

A political party concerned with accumulating power?!?

The horror!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (8o3AL)

47
"I'm still relevant! I'm still relevant!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (BWL+E)

48 Captain, there be whales here!

Posted by: Commander Montgomery Scott at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (7HtZB)

49 Well, she isn't wrong about my position.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (LnfKv)

50 That was mean.

That was Lucien Freud painting-level mean.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

51 Well at least her minders made sure she did her hair and makeup properly. She does not look like a walmart bag lady here.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

52 >>Buy ammo.

Sage advice.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (r9UYA)

53 Gulf Coast looks like it is about to get a Bubba Gump moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (/tuJf)

54 "Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for or care about"

Communism? Lesbianism? Crime? What?

Posted by: Hugh G. Rexson at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

55 This truly is a spiritual battle.

And the evil one has his standard bearer in Hillary.

God help us all.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (1pMFa)

56 They stand for communism. No room for wrecker running-dogs in communism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (I2dne)

57 From the last thread...

Some women, as they age, seem to try and be thinner to remain pretty as youth fades, and it never works. They always end up looking like attractive skeletons. Nothing wrong with Jenna that some sammiches can't fix.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 09, 2018 03:05 PM (TSEbs)

What's the saying, "At some point a woman has to decide between her face and her ass..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (wCmLp)

58 And the evil one has his standard bearer in Hillary.
========

He sure knows how to pick 'em.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (vg8iE)

59 55 This truly is a spiritual battle.

And the evil one has his standard bearer in Hillary.

God help us all.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (1pMFa)

Barry was ultimately just a pretender to the throne.

Baba Yaga doesn't give up the spotlight that easily.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

60 In that alternate universe where Hillary is President, the Agonizer brings joy... because you are no longer thinkg about Hillary as President.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (ReA9Z)

61 I'll note that what her party stands for has nothing to do with the constitution or a Republic.

Posted by: WisRich at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

Exactly. I *do* want to destroy everything she believes in and stands for (since after the fall of the USSR communism should have been made identical in emotional response to nazism). In return she wants to destroy *me*, not just what I believe in and stand for.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (uquGJ)

62 Step on their necks until their eyes bug-out.

Fuck You.
-War

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) My Beach Friends smell like Walleye and Bass at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (Ckg4U)

63 When I invited Trump to Chelsea's wedding I never for a moment thought he would later be sitting in My Chair holding My Nuclear Football.


Who do I have to kick to get a drink around here?

Posted by: The Drunken Bollard Queen at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (CaRQc)

64

Communism? Lesbianism? Crime? What?


Lust for untrammeled power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (BWL+E)

65 Screeching harpies literally clawing at doors...

Kit up, indeed.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (1pMFa)

66 watched the content and all I got was projection

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 03:11 PM (QMG5F)


As I said a few threads back, the projection is so large that citizens of Centauri Prime were watching it on their new wide screen moon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (9Om/r)

67 You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"

Who asked you?! We'll be civil if we want to be.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (NAs56)

68

Damn... really itchy today....

HUMA!!!!! Massengill Me!

Posted by: Hitlery at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (vtC+C)

69 Hillary is pretty evil, She and her Type are whats brought Antifa, KKK, fists , shootings, kicking, biting, shrieking Doxxing of their fellow citizens and she has the fkn audacity to state WE are destroying normalcy ?

i.hate.them.

and I hope a majority of the country sees them for what they are.

Posted by: willow-mom at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (dPd5y)

70 Read that linked CNN story. She barfs out every meme the Left uses in it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (I16G8)

71 Slap!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (1pMFa)

72 And on another note, Google executive David Hoguesaid about the Republicans, I hope that the last images burned into your slimy, evil, treasonous retinas are millions of women laughing and clapping as your souls descend into the flames. F you all to hell."

What is this with people-whom I doubt are traditionally religious-who think the know exactly who's going to hell-a hell which they don't really believe in?

And what about the millions of women who supported Kavanugh. They going to hell too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (AllCR)

73 I know he is not popular here, but Kevin Williamson's article today excoriating the Dems/Feinstein over Kav is brutally good. And unlike others at NRO, he pulls no punches on Dr. Ford. He even works in a reference to Tom Wolfe's description of mau-mauing.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

74 "Always Bleating Conspiracies," huh, Angry Grandma?

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (XKZwp)

75 Hillarhoid and Bill are going on a "stadium tour."

So, oh yeah, she thinks she's running again in 2020. I hope she's right.

I can't wait for the Dem primary debates. They're gonna be epic! A whole bunch of thin-skinned entitled bitches along with an over-the-hill groper and a not-at-all gay black retard?

Big Popcorn's ship will come in bigly.

Posted by: Hugh G. Rexson at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

76 I read somewhere that the FBI received 1400 tips that Kavanaugh had raped them/someone.

Anyone else see something like that?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (5JT6h)

77 So this is her new 'right wing conspiracy ' trope.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (71o8T)

78 "Are you still exchanging e-mails with Anthony Weiner?"

Posted by: last question THAT reporter will get to ask her at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (Z04f8)

79 Huma! Come bathe my "South Beach"...

Posted by: Hillary! at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (NAs56)

80 I've always liked this political cartoon of Gaylord and Hillary

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2007/02/talk-about-heated.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (ReA9Z)

81 Howdy, SMH!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) My Beach Friends smell like Walleye and Bass at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (Ckg4U)

82 So is Hillary's new logo the old SAC lightning in a mailed fist?

Peace through strength?

If it weren't for double standards these bastards wouldn't have any standards at all.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (37IEG)

83 And what about the millions of women who supported Kavanugh. They going to hell too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (AllCR
I guess; that and we are brainwashed by the patriarchy.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (a0IVu)

84 Hillary talking about people attacking women who reported sexual abuse.

Hillary is going to go there.

Really and truly.

We need a new superlative for shameless.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (yL25O)

85 Will she have cats soon?

Posted by: chinese rock at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (wJ/0D)

86 What's the saying, "At some point a woman has to decide between her face and her ass..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 09, 2018 03:13 PM (wCmLp)

Alex...I'm...I'm trying to focus here.

You start talking about asses and I'm going to go all Al Pacino.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

87 Hillarhoid and Bill are going on a "stadium tour."

So, oh yeah, she thinks she's running again in 2020. I hope she's right.

"Is it true that a puppet show is the opening act? Or that you ARE the puppet show?"

Posted by: last question THAT reporter will get to ask her at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (Z04f8)

88 And on another note, Google executive David Hogue said about the Republicans, I hope that the last images burned into your slimy, evil, treasonous retinas are millions of women laughing and clapping as your souls descend into the flames. F you all to hell."

Now replace "the Republicans" with "Google," and "women" with "patriotic Americans," and you've got something.

Posted by: Hugh G. Rexson at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

89 minor quibble, I don't think any of her onlookers are alarmed by her words, I would wager they agree whole heartedly.

not that it will go as they expect, but...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (8D42x)

90 It's nice she is sending others to die for her. And die they will.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (1dR75)

91 She really doesn't stand for much. Leaning or grasping on bollards is more her style.

Posted by: pep at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (wW03z)

92 Don't link me to CNN, man!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (xfb67)

93 The Thing That Wouldn't STFU STFD and GTFA:

"You can't be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for and what you care about."

She's got that right, but reversed - right down the line, it's the same ol' projection. But it's not so much self-delusion as that she's going by the book.

"Accuse your opponent of what only you are doing, as you are doing it, to create confusion, cloud the issue, and inoculate voters against any evidence of your guilt."
-Hillz' mentor

Also note the plain statement that they won't be civil until they are on top again.

Sorry, ol' Yeller.

Posted by: mindful webworker's rules for radishes at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (LO5Qy)

94 Why can't you stupid fuggers be civ-- cev-- NICE, ya sister-humpin' deplorables!

Posted by: Hillary, almost President at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

95 And what about the millions of women who supported Kavanugh. They going to hell too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (AllCR
I guess; that and we are brainwashed by the patriarchy.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
=======

Remember what Hillary said about you all - you're only doing what your husbands tell you to do.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

96 we must defeat the hill

Posted by: concrete girl at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (EdXJ0)

97 "We had to drag the country into a sewer of hatred and recrimination because I lost an election. The only to put an end to the slurs, attacks, violence, and intolerance is to put my party back in power."
-- Hellbeast Clinton

*after regaining power*

"We have started a new 7-year plan to scale down the hatred and recrimination, starting with new reeducation camps to help the alt-right get past their anger and hate"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)

98 So Hillary is advocating for an Uncivil War? Bring it on. This will not end how you think.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (hvf9s)

99 Who cares? What I really want to know is has she face planted lately, and of so, why no videos of that?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (HgMAr)

100 I know he is not popular here, but Kevin Williamson's article today excoriating the Dems/Feinstein over Kav is brutally good. And unlike others at NRO, he pulls no punches on Dr. Ford. He even works in a reference to Tom Wolfe's description of mau-mauing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

--------------

There is no reason to pretend that Ford's testimony was compelling, somewhat believable or anything other than a complete fabrication - not a distortion of the truth - but a slanderous smear. And we don't need to pretend she was used by the left - even though she was - she had agency.

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

101 As I said a few threads back, the projection is so large that citizens of Centauri Prime were watching it on their new wide screen moon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:14 PM (9Om/r)

More faulty projection than a North Korean ballistic missile .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (71o8T)

102 Now replace "the Republicans" with "Google," and "women" with "patriotic Americans," and you've got something.
Posted by: Hugh G. Rexson at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM (YqDXo)
++++++++
Whoa, that's nice. Have an attribution? I'd love to see that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (I2dne)

103 It's like the Religion of Peace. There will be peace as soon as all the infidels are dead.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (cct0t)

104 Not tech friendly enough to do pics. But it is a cute little bugger. I'm not an animal person, so it seems odd to me that I am tolerating the beastie. My daughter loves critters and my sil found the kitty on her porch. Her dogs have murdered at least 3 cats and she feared for this one. Asked if we could take it in and it seems to like it here. Also keeps the girl spawn away from the computer. Bonus!
Gotta do the vet thing next week. Ugh, animals!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (myjNJ)

105 Self-Awareness increased to Level 0.

*chuckles*

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (m3O7F)

106 >>Will she have cats soon?

I could see her eating one but not as a pet. She doesn't strike me as the nurturing type.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (/tuJf)

107 OT but is Flotus back from her trip yet?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

108
I read somewhere that the FBI received 1400 tips that Kavanaugh had raped them/someone.

Anyone else see something like that?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (5JT6h)


A tidbit already thoroughly masticated by The Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (BWL+E)

109

My cooter looks like a pregnant Tribble on 'roids. Need a shave.

HUMA!!!!!

Posted by: Hitlery at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (vtC+C)

110 And now here's a special message for the Basket of Deplorables....

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (z2QPc)

111 That sounds an awful lot like a terrorist threat for political purposes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

112 "You can't be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for and what you care about."


I think Lindsay Graham has taken her message to heart.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (vpH4d)

113 Drunken old hag decries drunken old hags.
Film at 11.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (xBSm0)

114 Civility can "start again" when they retake the House? When were Democrats ever civil?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (h2Bdk)

115
Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"


Nice to see the democrats of 2018 are in step with the democrats of 1860

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (TAmPV)

116 My aunt and mom didn't know much about the Kavanaugh thing so I ran down the events without commentary or tilt, just the facts as they occured.

They busted out laughing at Ford several times.

Then I did a rendition of her little girl vocal fry testimony and they laughed even harder, rolling their eyes. You can fool some people with that crap, but not many. And nobody of a certain age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

117 I look at this horrible person, and her partner in crime (refusing to say her husband) and wonder why, with all their money, at their age, they just don't pack their trash and go the fuck away. Bill could just orgy his days away, and her ugliness drink gin until it pours out of all body holes. They won't do it, drunk with adoration they are.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (xzqr4)

118 "Whale Alarms Onlookers"
*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) My Beach Friends smell like Walleye and Bass at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (Ckg4U)

119 "Hey, you know what we need for this story? The opinion of an elderly, failed candidate for office. Do we know any?"

Posted by: This...is CNN at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (nIvDu)

120 A tidbit already thoroughly masticated by The Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (BWL+E)

....

***hangs in head in shame that I missed that thread***

My lack of commitment shows.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (5JT6h)

121 BOLLARDS!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (z2QPc)

122 I see them as nothing more than insurgents that are at war with legacy Americans. They don't like anything about this country, and feel its their duty to change it. They have much in common with every invading horde throughout history.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (9Om/r)

123 i wasn't planning on being civil with Demonrats anyway, but it's nice to see that blind pig finally found an acorn.

now she can go fuck herself, sideways, with a pineapple sprinkled with white phosphorus chunks.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (kRSP9)

124 North Korean missile?

Hillary got Dong'd?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (ReA9Z)

125 Whoa, that's nice. Have an attribution? I'd love to see that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:18 PM (I2dne)
++++++++
I realized I am being dumb. Here is the Breitbart link:
https://tinyurl.com/y7hsnpnw

At least he's just a design exec (not over content), but I have a sneaking suspicion the attitude is endemic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (I2dne)

126 20 OT porch kitty is examining my tablet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 03:09 PM (myjNJ)
............

Moron Kitty!

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (HgMAr)

127 I really wish this human skidmark would just go drown her sorrows and leave decent society alone.

STFU, you pantsuitted twat guzzler.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 09, 2018 03:20 PM (MX7xj)

128 Hillary just confirmed that The R's want to destroy corruption and evil.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (xfb67)

129 Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"

Projection 101. A leftist fundamental.

Next, Shrillary will be complaining about political corruption, people who hate capitalism, people who denigrate our flag, who have no respect for the Constitution and those who aid and abet invaders trying to destroy our society.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (i7sdG)

130 114 Civility can "start again" when they retake the House? When were Democrats ever civil?
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (h2Bdk)

"Bake the Cake."
"Love Wins"
"Basket of Deplorables."

...civil my flat, Norwegian farmer ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (bcbK8)

131 Remember what Hillary said about you all - you're only doing what your husbands tell you to do.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

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Yeah, that's it.

Bless her evil heart.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (1pMFa)

132 Finally, the Hill to die.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (E2OZT)

133 So the whacking people with bike locks, roundhouse kicking women in the head, filling the Senate and screaming like tazed howler monkeys, 1400+ false rape accusations, beating up neighbors for lawn-mowing disputes, and shooting up the opposing dugout at a congressional softball game...

This has been the "civil" part of the confrontation?

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (P1f+c)

134 Amusing to see the left, who enabled and covered up for Weinstien for decades, suddenly become morally superior.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (LnfKv)

135 I got the Bushes mixed up in the previous thread. It was Barbara's aka Skeletors's wedding.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (kG5hP)

136 She is just horrible to listen to.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

137 And now here's a special message for the Basket of Deplorables....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (z2QPc)

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I loved that comment from her, especially the irredeemable part. The final nail in the coffin of her shitty campaign.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (I16G8)

138 Whale Alarm opened for Peter Frampton at Day on the Green in '78.

Posted by: 13times at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (K3B2k)

139 So, "vast right wing conspiracy" redux.

And incoherent. She talks about being uncivil at first, and civil at the end. what a brain addled bint

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (LWu6U)

140 Dear god she makes me so hot.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

141 Think about what level of a fucking loser one has to be to be assigned to the Clinton's SS detail.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

142 Even Christiane A has a look on her face that says "this lady is so completely full of incoherent shi-ite!"

Posted by: PJ at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (qlTN9)

143 I can't believe she's not up by 50 points.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (E2OZT)

144 All this ammo and no weapons to use it. Fucking tippy canoe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

145 Bizarro-world.

She can't even get the history of last week right, and we're supposed to take her word on the way things were way-y-y back in 2000 and 2004?

Is she really this nuts? Or is she merely a heinously self-absorbed sociopath?

Posted by: red speck at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (6Krd7)

146 They won't be satisfied until they prompt someone to successfully kill some Republicans.

In all seriousness, I can't believe the Dem leadership is actually telling their base to ramp it up instead of begging them to cool off. Honest to God, if you can't carry a firearm then please have mace and a knife on you at all times. Shit just may go down and you have to be able to protect yourself.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (PZ2ib)

147 "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up."

name the movie.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (LWu6U)

148 Remember: They'll accuse you of doing what they're actually doing. I think they believe this is a good way of misdirection. Judging by the comments at the PuffHo article from the sidebar it seems effective at fooling their dimwitted followers.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (+KUWZ)

149 Her laugh is particularly infectious.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

150 The Democrats were obviously being civil when they sieged Fort Sumter. So civil they called the war the "Civil War".

I hate myself for making that joke.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (9sX0q)

151 Sorry, comment directed at below thread discussion of Barbara Bush and her wedding.

Grammie et al, I read a detailed article on her wedding. She only had 20 people there, all family members, held at the Maine compound of her grandparents. She has also stepped down from the non profit she created from zero , having named a new CEO for it. Global Health Corps, which is more of a definition of a SJW group, that appears to do nothing but talk, hold meetings, and write reports in which the group has no actual acheivements.

If anyone can find what this group actually does in the way of helping increase access to health care in poor countries, have at it, here's the website.

https://ghcorps.org/why-were-here/board-members/

They actually list in the USA, survivors(of what, it doesn't say, but implies sexual assault or abuse) writing about their experiences as some great outcome.


Major jibberish and writing about other's achievements. Another Yale graduate of the humanities( Bush)

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (a2Nug)

152 Yeah, that's it.



Bless her evil heart.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (1pMFa)
When I read that my initial response was - bitch, please.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

153 Make America Civil And Compassionate Again
#MACACA

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (B04yX)

154 All kidding aside, she seems nice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (xzqr4)

155 I know he is not popular here, but Kevin Williamson's article today excoriating the Dems/Feinstein over Kav is brutally good. And unlike others at NRO, he pulls no punches on Dr. Ford. He even works in a reference to Tom Wolfe's description of mau-mauing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

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Just read it - sounds like the Kavanaugh matter may have converted another former NeverTrumper - only leaves the Big 3 left I think.

Most don't care about KW here. But it shows how unbelievably stupid the whole matter was and how damaging it will be for the Dems.

There is a new stupid party in town.

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

156 I would, but it's pretty hard to conceal a mace.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (xfb67)

157 There are countries that couldn't spend all her ill-gotten gains in the time she has left. Go somewhere and enjoy your final days.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (lK7fO)

158 Why am I not 50 months into my sentence, you might ask?

Posted by: Hillary (Moving sideways) at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (I2dne)

159 Finally, the Hill to die.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 03:21 PM (E2OZT)
...........

Thanks for not adding the "on".

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)

160 I think the colloquial phrase for this is "He hit me back first".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (5JT6h)

161 We need a new superlative for shameless.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 09, 2018 03:16 PM
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Clintonesque ?

Posted by: socalcon at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (mrStO)

162 Believe all whales.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (4ZE6o)

163 149 Her laugh is particularly infectious.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

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It's the Ebola of laughter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (RFSD4)

164 But in the story, it was Ahab yelling about stabbing from the Hell's heart, not the whale.

This is all backwards!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

165 110 And now here's a special message for the Basket of Deplorables....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:19 PM (z2QPc)

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Message received.

Loud and clear.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (1pMFa)

166 Hillary talking about people attacking women who reported sexual abuse.

Hillary is going to go there.

Really and truly.

"You tried this line on your campaign website and then candidate Trump handed you your head on a platter. You quietly took it down. How long before President Trump runs campaign commercials featuring you?"

Posted by: last question THAT reporter will get to ask her at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (Z04f8)

167

Mongo Medic, another shot, I feel it stirring!!!!!

Posted by: Hitlery at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (vtC+C)

168 Well, if the recent displays of cruelty, dishonesty, insanity, and mal-reared toddler-level tantrums don't energize the Democrat voters, nothing will.

Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (4HMW8)

169 Think about what level of a fucking loser one has to be to be assigned to the Clinton's SS detail.

Yeah that's the detail you get when you really, really mess up, like assigning a new lot of 20's to be burned as counterfeit or accidentally leaving the password to the Treasury Department's computers on a park bench.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)

170 147 "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up."

name the movie.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (LWu6U)

This Gun for Hire?

Sounds like something Alan Ladd would say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

171 163 149 Her laugh is particularly infectious.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

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It's the Ebola of laughter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (RFSD4)


It makes you bleed out through your ears and eyeballs?

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (E2OZT)

172 Ebola-chan looks at Hillary and vomits blood...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (ReA9Z)

173 "Drive away, drive away faster" God they're stupid.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (PZ2ib)

174 147 "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they never get up."

name the movie.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (LWu6U)

Quiet Man?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (BRvh1)

175 OT but in reply to previous thread about McCarthy advocating a bill to build the wall, and why it's a ruse:

He knows that all Dems, and a subset of Reps will vote against it, so it has no chance. What better way, though, to show he is of the body. Jordan might actually mean it, and crack the whip on recalcitrant Reps, and they can't take the chance that he might just get the speakership.

Posted by: pep at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (wW03z)

176 Hillary talking about people attacking women who reported sexual abuse.
...
Posted by: last question THAT reporter will get to ask her at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (Z04f
+++++++++++++
She would know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (I2dne)

177 Yes it rather seems she is advocating violence.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (mCMQ5)

178 Hillary Milhous Clinton.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (s21hu)

179 As Michael Goodwin in the NY Post said about Hillary. "Two years later Hillary Clinton bears huge responsibility for the disaster before us, IF she really wanted to help, HC should publicly admit that Trump won the election fair and square."

But she doesn't want to help, Michael. She's like some vengeful harpy Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)

180 Shut your blowhole Hillary.

Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

181 On one hand I hate the Panzersuited dyke bitch and want her to go to prison. On the other hand she is a great get out the vote machine for republicans.

I'll settle for the republican GOTV machine and on November 7th send her fat alcoholic treasonous evil ass in prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

182 This is incitement no less than what Maxine Waters was doing.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (uGHnY)

183 169
Think about what level of a fucking loser one has to be to be assigned to the Clinton's SS detail.



Yeah that's the detail you get when you really, really mess up, like
assigning a new lot of 20's to be burned as counterfeit or accidentally
leaving the password to the Treasury Department's computers on a park
bench.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)
Never thought about it but yeah, poor suckers. She is a smelly witch w/ a lousy attitude. I bet Melania is a whole lot nicer to her SS guys, and she smells way better.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (a0IVu)

184 Obviously cops called because the whales were black

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (6vJUd)

185 173 "Drive away, drive away faster" God they're stupid.
Posted by: BuckIV at October 09, 2018 03:24 PM (PZ2ib)

Turning and turning the widening gyre, the falcon cannot hear the falconer...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

186 180 Shut your blowhole Hillary.


Ahoy!

Posted by: Captain Cuck at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (E2OZT)

187 Meanwhile I'd pay good money to see whales that close and those pussies are whinging esp. the pansy calling 911.

Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (FhXTo)

188 Why was Hillary in Oxford? Why did the UK even let her in? Why do we let her come back?

So many questions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (I2dne)

189 Think about what level of a fucking loser one has to be to be assigned to the Clinton's SS detail.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

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There are very valid reasons that being assigned to the Felonia detail is considered punishment duty within the Secret Service.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (I16G8)

190 Hillary Clinton is why I'm glad there's a hell. Nuff said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

191 Shut your blowhole Hillary.
Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2018 03:25 PM (FhXTo)

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I think "face-anus" is more fitting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (z2QPc)

192 The people in that boat are the only people ever to not be awed and excited that humpbacks came over to check them out. And calling 911?? What level of idiot do you have to be to do that while in a boat looking at whales??

Now I can see being a little nervous if you were in a kayak, but come on!

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (jUVms)

193 147

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (B04yX)

194 The whale thing and the human retards, that's just sad.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (H8QX8)

195 PROJECTION

This is absolutely Projection by Hillary.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (vpH4d)

196 raise your hand if you think Kevin Williamson would defend someone not personally endorsed by George W. Bush and a credentialed member of the Ruling Class Technocratic Establishment.

Oh, they defend their own, all right -- but there's never been a moment's doubt about that.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (PA9oZ)

197 This nasty whore is evil and insane. What mindset conjures up words like "destroy" when conversing about cross-party compromise? Most qualified for president evar!


It's all about unity, baby, like Bill Clinton's penis and the nearest starry-eyed bimbo.

Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (2Mnv1)

198
Think about what level of a fucking loser one has to be to be assigned to the Clinton's SS detail.

Posted by: Under Fire


I read a book about Presidents and their treatment of their SS details. The Republicans were routinely pleasant and caring about the agents. Democrats (in particular HRC) were frequently nasty or treated them like servants or low-lives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (BWL+E)

199 Dear god she makes me so hot.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)
............

get in line, bub.

Posted by: Christiane Amanpour at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

200 name the movie.

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (39g3+)

201 Hillary as First Lady treated the Secret Service agents as either furniture or bellhops.

So no love lost between them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (ReA9Z)

202 I finally read that NYT drivel about the evils of white women, "White Women, Come Get Your People" that Rush ripped apart yesterday.

Oh holy moly.

About those of us that supported BK's right to due process: "These are the kind of women who think that being falsely accused of rape is almost as bad as being raped."

Um, yes. Both actions destroy someone's life. Both lead to depression. Falsely accused men can be jailed or, as we have seen lately with young teens falsely accused, commit suicide over it. I don't want young boys to die! So yes, I am going to be against false accusations, even though I'm a woman. Deal with it.

I do not understand the lack of compassion in these people, solely based on a Y chromosome.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (hvf9s)

203 149 Her laugh is particularly infectious.
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 09, 2018 03:22 PM (SkuXa)

Much like ebola.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

204 Correct, every day during whale season in Hawaii thousands of people pay money to see whales and never get that close.

Idiot family in that boat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (jUVms)

205 And is replying "bot" to someone on Twitter a form of pwnage? It reminds me of the movie, Donnie Brasco, when he's explaining the phrase, "forget about it" where it has so many meanings it's meaningless.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (+KUWZ)

206 Poster of that whale video is an admitted moslem.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:28 PM (eAZVt)

207 That video is a perfect example why we're not 100 years remaining on this planet.

People are fucking dumb.

OW MY BALLS coming to a screen near you.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Thar she blows!!

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (YpRda)

209 You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for

***

Get in their faces. If they bring a knife, we bring a gun

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (Q9+Sn)

210 "It's a baby whale, Jay!"

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (xPl2J)

211 Secret Service detail for the Beast is the same thing as that quaint old military custom of punishment battalions.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (xzqr4)

212 I think "face-anus" is more fitting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (z2QPc)
++++++++
Top hole?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (I2dne)

213
"Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for or care about"



Communism? Lesbianism? Crime? What?

Posted by: Hugh G. Rexson at October 09, 2018 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

=========================
The next bottle.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

214 I realized I am being dumb. Here is the Breitbart link:

https://tinyurl.com/y7hsnpnw



At least he's just a design exec (not over content), but I have a sneaking suspicion the attitude is endemic.

**

If he is in design, he can DIAF for all I care. Google internet esp ADwords and pay per click/my business are horribly designed from a end-user standpoint and of course their customer service blows monkey balls.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (xqfqx)

215 I woulda jumped off the boat and gotten into the water with them. seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:29 PM (k1TUh)

216 "Just read it - sounds like the Kavanaugh matter may have converted another former NeverTrumper - only leaves the Big 3 left I think.

Most don't care about KW here. But it shows how unbelievably stupid the whole matter was and how damaging it will be for the Dems.

There is a new stupid party in town.
Posted by: SH"


KW has been on a tear against the Left since returning to NR. I'm guessing the treatment he got at The Atlantic had an effect. He barely mentions Trump anymore and concentrates his fire at the Dems/Left.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (OD2ni)

217
Hillary Clinton is why I'm glad there's a hell. Nuff said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)



Hillary Clinton is WHY there is a hell to start with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (9Om/r)

218 213


"Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for or care about"


Being President.
I'll get you my pretties, and it won't be long, it won't be long!

Posted by: Mecha_Hillary_2020 at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (37IEG)

219 >>>name the movie.

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

...

ohhhh yeahhhhh

can anyone give Tuco's full name without googling? (I can't.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (PA9oZ)

220 In more sane times that family would have been too ashamed to post that ridiculous video. Every one of them were wimps except the dad but he helped raise that. Calling the cops on whales in the ocean. Good grief.

Posted by: amy rey at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (w+mxN)

221 It WAS pretty spooky.

Posted by: Ahab at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

222 Besides horseshit like this, we of course have many other indications of what the Left will do if they regain power at the national level -- most recently the mayor of Portland turning the streets of the city over to BLM and Antifa, and ordering the police to stand down and allow it.

Government protected & enabled mobs and street criminals. Weaponized federal agencies back with a vengeance. Trumped-up DOJ charges for high-profile dissidents. Sieges and invasions of homes and businesses. Maybe some Arkancide.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (36s+8)

223 but memorizing Tuco's full name would be a good trivial game stumper

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (PA9oZ)

224 Correct, every day during whale season in Hawaii thousands of people pay money to see whales and never get that close.

Idiot family in that boat.
Posted by: Seems Legit


How cool would it be to be that close?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (Ol/Jg)

225 Scotty, "Captain! There be whales here!"

Dr. Gillian Taylor, "Beam it back Scotty! It's Hillary!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (ReA9Z)

226 Look at that Amanpour bitch nodding in agreement. When they had the Congress and the Presidency, they were hardly civil. Fuck'em

Posted by: CN at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (U7k5w)

227 IT'S A WHALE! IT'S GOING TO KILL US!!!!

It MIGHT have done the world a favor had it done that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

228 i think his name contains a Juan, a Maria, and a Benedicto

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (PA9oZ)

229 To hell with this rancid, projecting bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

230 Somebody called the cops on Amy Schumer?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (7ZVPa)

231 220
In more sane times that family would have been too ashamed to post that ridiculous video.


I would've deleted the damn thing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (xPl2J)

232 I bet the lady having the panic attack and thinking the whales are trying to kill her has been successfully programmed by Democrats. She probably thinks MS-13 members are harmless angels that she should invite over for milk and cookies.

Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (4HMW8)

233 Does gay kicker in the previous thread have limp ankles?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (nBr1j)

234 can anyone give Tuco's full name without googling? (I can't.)


Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (PA9oZ)


Known as "The Rat."

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (9VeU0)

235 Posted by: Stu Podaso


We have a winner.

Tuco says it to the Fat guy with Angel Eyes when he is beating him up. Not as succinct as Pesie's "F*ck your mother", but the same idea.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

236 I always hated Tuco.
Loved Lee Van Cleef, was always sorry he didn't 'win'.

Viva Sabata!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

237 Calling the cops on whales in the ocean. Good grief.

***

Cops gave em a stern warning

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (Q9+Sn)

238 For people who have no place for God, there is only The State.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (Pqytn)

239 something somethin Ramirez

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (LWu6U)

240 How cool would it be to be that close?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (Ol/Jg)


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Absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (jUVms)

241

The people in that boat are the only people ever to not be awed and excited that humpbacks came over to check them out. And calling 911?? What level of idiot do you have to be to do that while in a boat looking at whales??

Now I can see being a little nervous if you were in a kayak, but come on!
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:27 PM (

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On land these same idiots will be giving their kids marshmallows to feed the bears.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (vpH4d)

242 It would be cool if the White House would fall on Hillary.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (nBr1j)

243 229 To hell with this rancid, projecting bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

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No. Keep her on.

She's defied her pattern and remained unpopular while not campaigning.

She's a millstone around the Democratic Party's neck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (8o3AL)

244 I know he is not popular here, but Kevin Williamson's article today excoriating the Dems/Feinstein over Kav is brutally good. And unlike others at NRO, he pulls no punches on Dr. Ford. He even works in a reference to Tom Wolfe's description of mau-mauing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

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Just read it - sounds like the Kavanaugh matter may have converted another former NeverTrumper - only leaves the Big 3 left I think.

Most don't care about KW here. But it shows how unbelievably stupid the whole matter was and how damaging it will be for the Dems.

There is a new stupid party in town.

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (sX1BW)
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Evidently, Meghan McCain wasn't happy with last nights ceremonial swearing in and thinks he should have been pulled when the 2nd accuser came out and replaced with Amy.

God I pray there aren't Republican women thinking this way. I think MSM are trying to push this narrative that Kav. favorability is down with women.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (hECVl)

245 dang I was also gonna say Ramirez but then I thought I was misremembering a baseball player or cartoonist or something named Juan Ramirez.

But ramirez is his last last name.

it's Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan Maria Ramírez

I don't think Tuco is actually part of his name. That's just his nickname. I think.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (PA9oZ)

246 can anyone give Tuco's full name without googling? (I can't.)

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:30 PM (PA9oZ)


Alberto Renaldo Maire Salerno Salerno Salerno Jose Frank Tuco.

Ask me a tough one, next time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (i7sdG)

247 How cool would it be to be that close?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (Ol/Jg)

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Very cool.

I miss hearing their songs in the ocean.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (1pMFa)

248 Women can be so stupid. 911 for whales?

Posted by: CN at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U7k5w)

249 I'd vote for that whale if he HAD killed them all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

250 Okay, no one's really talking about the whale video - sorry, the second whale video - but I will admit that if there were three whales under my boat I'd want to get some distance between them and me. I would not call 911, though, I'd just get out of Dodge.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U5tDi)

251 I used to be able to give his full name, because they sample the movie in Big Audio Dynamite's Medicine Show.

All that sticks with me is "Known as 'The Rat'."

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (9VeU0)

252 Translation: "You rejected me, America, so now I want to end you."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

253 "226 Look at that Amanpour bitch nodding in agreement. When they had the Congress and the Presidency, they were hardly civil. Fuck'em
Posted by: CN"


Yup. I 'member Pelosi mocking the Republicans over the stimulus in 2009. "We wrote the bill. We won the election." They drew first blood.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (OD2ni)

254 Tuco's my bitch.

Posted by: Hank Schrader at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (SkuXa)

255 No, no one can be that stupid.

That's got to be fake.

I just don't want to believe it.




Oh look, a second video about ppl on a boat.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (wSGZR)

256 250 Okay, no one's really talking about the whale video - sorry, the second whale video - but I will admit that if there were three whales under my boat I'd want to get some distance between them and me. I would not call 911, though, I'd just get out of Dodge.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U5tDi)


If your Dodge is in the water, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (9VeU0)

257 Those people in the video are obviously stupid. They'd probably also be too afraid to get out of their car to go pet a moose.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (eAZVt)

258 Are the 1400 or was it 14,000 anonymous women who called the FBI tip line over the past month to report that Brett Kavanaugh raped them reporting people assaulting them too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)

259 okay here's another name the movie:

"You just shot an unarmed man!!!"

"Well he shoulda armed hisself."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (k1TUh)

260 252 Translation: "You rejected me, America, so now I want to end you."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (J+mig)

261 Translation: "You rejected me, America, so now I want to end you."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)


She ran on a campaign of ending America. All the dems do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (i7sdG)

262 259 okay here's another name the movie:

"You just shot an unarmed man!!!"

"Well he shoulda armed hisself."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (k1TUh)

Unforgiven.

One of the best Westerns, best movies ever

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (bcbK8)

263 Put on your life-vest.

Posted by: JAS at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (3HNOQ)

264 If your Dodge is in the water, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (9VeU0)
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I see your point. Yes, that would be a problem.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (U5tDi)

265 Have they returned anymore info on the limo wreck?

It seems odd that all 18 people would die.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (5JT6h)

266 I don't think the phone call was meant for a police arrest. It was prep for the notification of the next-of-kin. I'd be scared, too.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (Pqytn)

267 Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

I googled it.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

268 248 Women can be so stupid. 911 for whales?
Posted by: CN at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U7k5w)

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Almost as stupid as a male cop calling 911 because he scarfed an entire pan of weed brownies made from evidence he stole?

Neither gender has a monopoly on doing dumb crap.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (1pMFa)

269 249 I'd vote for that whale if he HAD killed them all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

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Agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (jUVms)

270 The White House is Hillary's white whale.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

271 "You just shot an unarmed man!!!"

"Well he shoulda armed hisself."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (k1TUh)


Unforgiven ... but misquoted. Something about "if he's gonna decorate his bar with my friend ... " or something like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (i7sdG)

272 Money to Clintons is like a blue light to insects- they will kill themselves to get to it.

They got their money source kicked in the teeth- so now had to come up with something else.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (YkEgi)

273 "Have they returned anymore info on the limo wreck?"

I heard the limo was owned by a moslem.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (eAZVt)

274
What's this "he" shit, gender assumer?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (pNxlR)

275 Yup. I 'member Pelosi mocking the Republicans over the stimulus in 2009. "We wrote the bill. We won the election." They drew first blood.
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Don't forget the cvnt marching along with the big gavel, nose in the air, dementia-addled grin on her nasty face.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (vg8iE)

276 Okay, no one's really talking about the whale video - sorry, the second whale video - but I will admit that if there were three whales under my boat I'd want to get some distance between them and me. I would not call 911, though, I'd just get out of Dodge.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U5tDi)

If your Dodge is in the water, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: blaster


True. Needs to be an Oldsmobile.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (HDCbD)

277 It's got lots of good lines, but I especially like Unforgiven's "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (m5Z/I)

278 Are the 1400 or was it 14,000 anonymous women who called the FBI tip line over the past month to report that Brett Kavanaugh raped them reporting people assaulting them too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)

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1400, supposedly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (I16G8)

279 242 It would be cool if the White House would fall on Hillary.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:33 PM (nBr1j)

And her toes rolled up

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

280 Those people in the video are obviously stupid. They'd probably also be too afraid to get out of their car to go pet a moose.
Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (eAZVt)
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Heh. They'd actually be just the people to go over and pet the moose because he's just standing there munching away on some plants and he looks so sweet, just like Bullwinkle and we all know how nice Bullwinkle is.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (U5tDi)

281 In a more sane world, people would be freaking out over what Hillary said.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (9VeU0)

282 Ah Hillary--just what do you stand for? Well, putting down bimbo eruptions is one thing; lying your ass off is another--can you say Bosnia and Benghazi? Taking massive bribes, selling US uranium to the Russkies?

Geez, I wouldn't mind trying to destroy everything you stand for--but I'll be civil about it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (Sda6L)

283 "Oh my God, it's following us!"

Someone has watched waaay too many SyFy monster movies.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

284 264 If your Dodge is in the water, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (9VeU0)

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I see your point. Yes, that would be a problem.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (U5tDi)

Uh... What about Oldsmobiles?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (J+mig)

285 Be careful with those whales. Admiral Kirk might need them 32 years ago.


Time travel plots are so complicated.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (B04yX)

286 Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for or care about"

Whoa, there, Hillary. You've got us confused with Alcoholics Anonymous. You do you, as Captain Obvious says.

Posted by: t-bird at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (CE5C/)

287 Here's one of the greatest movie lines:

"I'm sorry, but if you were right I'd agree with you."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (i7sdG)

288 Okay, no one's really talking about the whale
video - sorry, the second whale video - but I will admit that if there
were three whales under my boat I'd want to get some distance between
them and me. I would not call 911, though, I'd just get out of Dodge.



Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:34 PM (U5tDi)



If your Dodge is in the water, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (9VeU0)


and would be better suited as a senator from massatwoshits

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (9Om/r)

289
There is at least one man bunch and / or hipster beard on that vessel, I guarantee-damn-tee-it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

290 I was kayaking on a local beach and saw a pod of dolphin. So I went out to get a better look at them. I manage to get right in the middle of them. They are coming up within 2 feet of me and I'm having one hell of good time. These are pretty large about the size of my kayak (14 foot). Then One comes up on my bow directly in front of me and his tail hits the bottom of my boat. Freaks him out, freaks all of the pod and I suddenly realize I'm on their turf and huge. Needless to say I stop and let them go ahead of me and head to the beach. I'm not sure I would try to get in the middle of another pod again. I'll stay off to the side.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (pw+jk)

291 If you are a boat owner in the Pacific Northwest and don't know anything about seals, killer whales, other whales (and aggressive birds for that matter)and the encounters you may have with them, you shouldn't have a boat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (jUVms)

292 Off, cowardly aristocrat sock.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (J+mig)

293
She's lucky they weren't sperm whales.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

294 I remember their civility referring to everyone as a racist/sexist/homophobe blah blah blah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

295 That woman caused her husband to commit a crime, not sure if a gross misdemeanor or a felony.

It is illegal to turn on your motor within a few hundred yards of seeing a whale, grey or orca.


I had something similar happen about a decade ago, while dipping pots during spotted shrimp season. In a bay, less than 100 yards from shore, and a big grey whale came between us and the shore. They scrape the bottom of the shallow bays, to eat.


It was magnificent. And we kept the motor off the entire time. Limited that day with shrimp, too.



Posted by: President Donald J Trump at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (UsCnO)

296 Hilary Clinton will never be the President of the united states.

We dodged a bullet to our collective head. I could not imagine what damage she would have done.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (0OmEj)

297 The whale just got out of Joilet, he's on parole. Can't call the cops on him now.

Posted by: Elwood at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (oaJPi)

298 I also remember their civility cutting out ALL Republicans from setting up Obamacare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (oVJmc)

299 1400, supposedly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM

===Kavanaugh's doodad must be rubbed raw.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)

300
I remember their civility referring to everyone as a racist/sexist/homophobe blah blah blah.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (oVJmc)

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Deplorables.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (Pqytn)

301
"Damnit, Arthur, did I not TELL YOU to load the depth charges on board this morning?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

302 You can always tell a Hillary whale by it's enormous blowhole.



And coughing spells.


Blowhole.


Coughing spells.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (vbJig)

303 291 If you are a boat owner in the Pacific Northwest and don't know anything about seals, killer whales, other whales (and aggressive birds for that matter)and the encounters you may have with them, you shouldn't have a boat.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (jUVms)

not to mention the KILLER OTTERS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)

304 off trump sock, he is busy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (UsCnO)

305 244-Redriding hood. The MSM will push whatever they want to whether it's true or not, and I hardly think Meghan McCain represents all Republican woman. That is the line, "The whole thing (public swearing in) was a photo op." So what?!! Once again Trump got to blame the Democrats and Brett came off very well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (AllCR)

306 >>Be careful with those whales. Admiral Kirk might need them 32 years ago.



Just push the button that turns it into a potted plant or something as it plummets from the sky back to earth.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (W+vEI)

307 Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez



I googled it.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

And raping someone of the black race and white race were separate crimes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (xPl2J)

308 Here's one of the greatest movie lines:

"I'm sorry, but if you were right I'd agree with you."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:38 PM (i7sdG)


I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT ME.........SHITBIRD!!!

- Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

309 280 Those people in the video are obviously stupid. They'd probably also be too afraid to get out of their car to go pet a moose.
Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 03:35 PM (eAZVt)
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Heh. They'd actually be just the people to go over and pet the moose because he's just standing there munching away on some plants and he looks so sweet, just like Bullwinkle and we all know how nice Bullwinkle is.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (U5tDi)

A moose once bit my sister.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK8)

310
The hyperventilating and hysteria are are huge hoot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (pNxlR)

311 Liz Clayman is the ginger suprema, at least for those of us of a certain age bracket.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (xzqr4)

312 The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

I was gonna say The Good the Bad and the Tubby

Posted by: JT at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (XSs2w)

313 287
Robin Williams in Awakenings?

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (B04yX)

314 Double rainbow dude has a family.

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (tX3BM)

315 306 >>Be careful with those whales. Admiral Kirk might need them 32 years ago.
_______________________________________

Admiral James T. Cuck?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (vbJig)

316 I think Democrats live in a separate universe from me. Every time they describe an event or someone's motivations, it's exactly the opposite of what I'm seeing.

Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (4HMW8)

317 Whales aren't aggressive, especially in a group of three like that. They weren't going to do anything to the boat. They were just coming over to check it out.

Only time I've seen them personally was on a trip through the Juan de Fuca strait, up from Puget Sound, took a vacation there once. Got up close to a pod of killer whales (which are more like really really big dolphins) When he got into the area, and the guide told us it was coming, one of the older females swam over right next to the boat and popped her head up where she could look straight at all of us, see what kind of people were there. Once she decided this wasn't a group that was going to do any bad things (the guide said they recognize different boats, and different types of boats) then she let the whole pod, including some calves, swim right by us.

It was amazing - in that short episode I could see planning, threat assessment, social coordination - they weren't just smart, they were scary smart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (k1TUh)

318 311 Liz Clayman is the ginger suprema, at least for those of us of a certain age bracket.
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Agreed

Posted by: BuckIV at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (PZ2ib)

319 Why am I certain that was a boatload of libs?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

320 or the folks in Yellowstone who smeared strawberry jam on their kid's head and told him to go stand next to a brown bear.

kid died

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)

321 What is there about Hillary could have been president that the neverTrumpers don't get?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (nBr1j)

322
Hilary Clinton will never be the President of the united states.



We dodged a bullet to our collective head. I could not imagine what damage she would have done.





Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (0OmEj)


The world would be a very dark place right now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (9Om/r)

323 293
She's lucky they weren't sperm whales.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 09, 2018 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

Not a problem for me. *hic* HUMA! IT'S SEXY TIME!

Posted by: Hillary, almost President at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

324 Poor Hillary Clinton. Such a victim. TIME TO RETIRE, GRANDMA.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (U5tDi)

325 One problem is that Nobody knows exactly what the Democrat Party stands for except "believe all women accusers without evidence" and "Hate and impeach Trump."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (AllCR)

326 Wait, did Felonious actually say that Democrats need to "abandon civility"?

One of your fellow travelers tried to assassinate Republican members of Congress, you vile disgusting rage-drunk rape-enabler. Precisely what civility have the Democrats yet to abandon?

They are not going to like it when our side starts to shoot back. Nope - not one bit.

Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (NYS7S)

327 Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (Pqytn)

328 313 287
Robin Williams in Awakenings?
________________________________________

Greatest DeNiro movie ever because in the end, he shuts up for good.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (vbJig)

329 See, a good interviewer would then ask:

But would you not say that the Republicans feel the same way?

Then:

How do you think we can get past that as a nation, what can bring us together again?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

330
Fookin' whales need to set up a safe space!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (pNxlR)

331 A few years ago, I was on an oil rig dive off Huntington Beach,CA and a couple pair of Finn whales came swimming by not 25ft from me and my dive buddy. It was amazing to be underwater and that close to something so huge. It's one of my coolest dive experiences.

Posted by: TennesseeJed at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (NokB7)

332 Just for the curious in me--exactly what does that degenerate liar stand for other than her and Bubba's bank accounts?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (Boy/L)

333 And raping someone of the black race and white race were separate crimes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 09, 2018 03:40 PM (xPl2J)


...and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice....

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (9VeU0)

334 That guys voice was annoying. Bet it annoyed the whales too. "Lat's play tipsy boat with the humans guys."

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (jm1YL)

335 See, a good interviewer would then ask:

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

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There's a flaw there. I wonder if you've spotted it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (U5tDi)

336 325
One problem is that Nobody knows exactly what the Democrat Party stands
for except "believe all women accusers without evidence" and "Hate and
impeach Trump."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (AllCR)
That and 32 genders, LBGTXZR rights, free healthcare for all, no borders.Winning strategy!!!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

337 And by all means, Madame Bollardo, KEEP TALKING.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (Boy/L)

338 329 See, a good interviewer would then ask:

But would you not say that the Republicans feel the same way?

Then:

How do you think we can get past that as a nation, what can bring us together again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (39g3+)

A good interviewer wouldn't work for CNN for long, Chris.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

339 76
I read somewhere that the FBI received 1400 tips that Kavanaugh had raped them/someone.



Anyone else see something like that?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (5JT6h)

J. Christian Adams twatted that a day or two ago, according to his FBI sources. (I believe Adams is a former US asst. AG)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

340 "I could have touched it"(and then under his breath)you miserable panty waste sons a bitches ruined it for me and you'll pay.. that's right... you'll all pay...

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (dM3St)

341 I think Democrats live in a separate universe from me. Every time they describe an event or someone's motivations, it's exactly the opposite of what I'm seeing.
Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (4HMW

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Everyone calls this projection, but what it really is is a tactic called deflection and inversion. Pretty close to the very mature "I'm rubber, you're glue" argument.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G8)

342 When you snorkel or of course dive during whale season you can hear them underwater.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (jUVms)

343 It's interesting that Hillary Clinton thinks that civility will return when the Democrats have power. The Democrats can abuse everybody, and nobody is going to abuse them back if the tables are turned?

Nah. Those days are over. Mitt Romney lost politely; Trump won, much less politely. The Democrats are teaching us so clearly: politeness isn't a virtue, only winning matters.

Also, from now on, if someone asks any Republican to compromise with the Democrats, I want the R to say "Hillary Clinton explained the new rules: never compromise and don't even be civil. I didn't make these rules, why don't you talk to her about them?"

Posted by: mr_jack at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (57l0O)

344 >>Heh. They'd actually be just the people to go over and pet the moose because he's just standing there munching away on some plants and he looks so sweet, just like Bullwinkle and we all know how nice Bullwinkle is.



Or try to take a selfie with a bear or mountain lion in the background (because you have to be wicked smaat to turn your back on a predator in the wild).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (W+vEI)

345 325 One problem is that Nobody knows exactly what the Democrat Party stands for except "believe all women accusers without evidence so long as they are accusing Republicans" and "Hate and impeach Trump."

FIFY

Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (NYS7S)

346 Wait, did Felonious actually say that Democrats need to "abandon civility"?

One of your fellow travelers tried to assassinate Republican members of Congress, you vile disgusting rage-drunk rape-enabler. Precisely what civility have the Democrats yet to abandon?

They are not going to like it when our side starts to shoot back. Nope - not one bit.

Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (NYS7S)


No. In plain meaning, she is saying that the Dems abandoned civility and are justified in having done so. And the only way they will stop is if they win.

There is no veil on the threat.

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

347 Was the cetacean whale video in the original post? I was just scarred by the bait and switch Hillary thing.

Everybody in the video except the guy saying calm down should have drowned.

"911...there's a whale in Puget Sound".

For fucking real?

If there's any justice I get that girl's ice cream for the rest of her life. I don't even care for ice cream, I just don't want her to have anything nice.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (fuK7c)

348 what does Blondie call the cat in TGTBATU?

what does angel-eyes call the Union soldier with no legs?

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (PA9oZ)

349 Don't get in a pod of Tides.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (4mUNO)

350 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)


.....

Thank you. I wondered if there were citable sources for that number.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (5JT6h)

351 I dunno. For redheads, there was Ann-Margret and Gwen Verdon.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (Pqytn)

352 Well, it's a damn good thing the Clunton's are going on a "stadium" tour. What stadium could those two corrupt fucks fill?

But we need them to ramp up the violence so we can get this over with.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

353 339 76
I read somewhere that the FBI received 1400 tips that Kavanaugh had raped them/someone.

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Another example of the insanity of the left.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (jUVms)

354 >>> Government protected & enabled mobs and street criminals. Weaponized federal agencies back with a vengeance. Trumped-up DOJ charges for high-profile dissidents. Sieges and invasions of homes and businesses. Maybe some Arkancide.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 09, 2018 03:31 PM (36s+


They miss the Tammany Hall days where the dems rules over mobs and thugs. A simpler, rosier time for them.

Thank goodness we have our own Roosevelt like bull moose in office as POTUS, rooting out their corruption.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (hvf9s)

355 That family needs to go boating among the hippos.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 03:46 PM (E2OZT)

356 344 >>Heh. They'd actually be just the people to go over and pet the moose because he's just standing there munching away on some plants and he looks so sweet, just like Bullwinkle and we all know how nice Bullwinkle is.



Or try to take a selfie with a bear or mountain lion in the background (because you have to be wicked smaat to turn your back on a predator in the wild).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (W+vEI)

I've watched a cougar stalk someone (stop it) in one of the greenbelts south of Bellevue.

They are adorable but they should not be treated as housecats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (bcbK8)

357 At Sea World once, they picked me and my young son to be part of the Shamu show - do tricks with the killer whale, ending with a kiss. Knowing what I know now, I think I'd decline. It is neither here nor there though, I believe PITA or some org. shut down all of the whale shows.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (dI3/S)

358 She and Bill are starting a stadium tour where you can give her >$100 and hear pearls of wisdom like that.

I'll put money on it now-- this 'tour' of theirs will be sparsely attended and cut short.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

359 here's a cool bit of trivia about the Man With No Name:

Clint Eastwood tried to always use his left hand for every action EXCEPT pulling his gun; the idea was that his right hand had only one purpose, to kill, and was used for no other reason. Always kept ready and open.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (PA9oZ)

360 "Be careful with those whales. Admiral Kirk might need them 32 years ago."


I still chuckle at Ricardo Montalben's exaggerated annunciation of Admiral speaking to Chekhov at the beginning of Star Trek II.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)

361 Well, it's a damn good thing the Clunton's are going on a "stadium" tour. What stadium could those two corrupt fucks fill?

San Quentin?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

362 343 It's interesting that Hillary Clinton thinks that civility will return when the Democrats have power. The Democrats can abuse everybody, and nobody is going to abuse them back if the tables are turned?

Nah. Those days are over. Mitt Romney lost politely; Trump won, much less politely. The Democrats are teaching us so clearly: politeness isn't a virtue, only winning matters.

Also, from now on, if someone asks any Republican to compromise with the Democrats, I want the R to say "Hillary Clinton explained the new rules: never compromise and don't even be civil. I didn't make these rules, why don't you talk to her about them?"
Posted by: mr_jack at October 09, 2018 03:45 PM (57l0O)


Yep. It's not civility to take the last cheap shot and then say "we're done!"

Children think this way. Sibling is doing something you don't like, so you get back at them, and then you're done and you're even and it's not fair if they try to retaliate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (KUaJL)

363 I saw Basket Of Deplorables open for Chappaqua Cuckquean in Little Rock in '91

Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (2Mnv1)

364 I've watched a cougar stalk someone (stop it) in one of the greenbelts south of Bellevue.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (bcbK
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Bzzzzt. Fail. Greenbelt is north of the Beltway.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (U5tDi)

365
I know he is not popular here, but Kevin Williamson's article today excoriating the Dems/Feinstein over Kav is brutally good. And unlike others at NRO, he pulls no punches on Dr. Ford. He even works in a reference to Tom Wolfe's description of mau-mauing.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:15 PM (OD2ni)

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Just read it - sounds like the Kavanaugh matter may have converted another former NeverTrumper - only leaves the Big 3 left I think.

Most don't care about KW here. But it shows how unbelievably stupid the whole matter was and how damaging it will be for the Dems.

There is a new stupid party in town.
Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

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You do not attack the Connected Washington Elite, either from the Left or the Right. Just ask Sarah Palin. KW is merely defending his tribe. W Bush and his minions probably did more lobbying for Kavanaugh than anyone. Trump provided the Iron Spine of support and cover with his "I Don't Remember" spiel. But the Bushies made sure the squishes didn't ooze away.

I hope their conversion to Trump Neutral and Conservative Tolerance is genuine and long lasting.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (vpH4d)

366
Puget Sound? So it's Washington state?

There's a simple answer to their whale harassment - cede Washington state to Japan.

I hear they have a "final solution" in mind for those cetacean menaces.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (pNxlR)

367 Half-soldier...

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (dM3St)

368 *gets up to take a shit on the street*

Posted by: Dems - The Civil Party! at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (Y9zp1)

369 I was wondering about that too, Will they fill stadiums or even auditoriums? What do they have to say that is vital and fresh? Two old white people who are examples of horrible humans.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (jUVms)

370 >>>367 Half-soldier...


yup!

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (PA9oZ)

371 It is neither here nor there though, I believe PITA or some org. shut down all of the whale shows.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (dI3/S)


That was NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

372 369 I was wondering about that too, Will they fill stadiums or even auditoriums? What do they have to say that is vital and fresh? Two old white people who are examples of horrible humans.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (jUVms)


Their appeal is becoming... more selective.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (KUaJL)

373 316 I think Democrats live in a separate universe from me. Every time they describe an event or someone's motivations, it's exactly the opposite of what I'm seeing.

Posted by: Emmie at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (4HMW

Postmodern subjectivism vs. Enlightenment rationalism.

They believe in a subjective, internal universe where man is fundamentally incapable of knowing truth.

We believe in an objective, external universe that can be observed in order to learn fundamental truths.

The two ideologies start in opposition and will always come to opposite conclusions.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (J+mig)

374 359 here's a cool bit of trivia about the Man With No Name:

Clint Eastwood tried to always use his left hand for every action EXCEPT pulling his gun; the idea was that his right hand had only one purpose, to kill, and was used for no other reason. Always kept ready and open.
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (PA9oZ)

Yup.

Real gunfighters were the same way. Hell of a way to live.

Bat Masterson got 'cooled down' in Denver when he finally used his right hand to take a drink of whiskey. The sheriff got a gun on him and told him to clear out.

Couldn't or wouldn't try that while Bat had his right hand free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

375 Hillary Clinton walks into a bar.

The bartender asks ' what can I get for you today'

Hillary replies. ' Cough cough cough Cough cough cough.... excuse me... cough , hack hack , cough Cough......'

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (71o8T)

376 Let's ask new Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh how civil the Dems are.

Remember, this is the woman that called half the electorate 'deplorables.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

377 What is there about Hillary could have been president that the neverTrumpers don't get?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (nBr1j)
++++++++++
They get it. They just lament it as a missed opportunity whereas sane people let out a sigh of relief. I am surprised we didn't start a tornado with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (I2dne)

378 Hillary really has a lot of nerve attacking the GOP for the confirmation process ugliness --- it was her own campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, who co-founded the group that lead the attacks on Kavanaugh, it was her former (and maybe current?) opp researcher Avenatti who amplified the ugliest charge, and likely other Clinton cronies behind the scenes whipping up the activist mob.

Gawd, we are so lucky this Cruella LOST.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (W+vEI)

379 You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"

And I'm glad we once again have a President that understands that.

Posted by: Dr Mr badman Esq at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (al2Cf)

380 Well, it's a damn good thing the Clunton's are going on a "stadium" tour. What stadium could those two corrupt fucks fill?




Well, there is one in Rome that would be nice to see them in.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (9Om/r)

381 Just got Schlichter's Militant Normals in the mail.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (Boy/L)

382 Robin Williams in Awakenings?
________________________________________


That's a bingo!

Greatest DeNiro movie ever because in the end, he shuts up for good.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 09, 2018 03:43 PM (vbJig)


Heh. If only ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (i7sdG)

383 I see Amy Schumer made bail.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (Z4rgH)

384

PDT zinger Her Heinous real good about what she said: "That's why she lost. She doesn't get it."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (HaL55)

385 Blondie called the cat "Little One."

He picks it up after he hears Tuco shoot someone in the blasted-out deserted town, saying "Every gun makes its own tune, Little One," or something like that, indicating he recognizes the sound of Tuco's gun.

Which is dumb. Tuco just got that gun.

But maybe he always built his guns the same way from different parts.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (PA9oZ)

386 How many face plants will Hillary perform during the Hill and Bill Nope We are Never, Ever Going Away Tour?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (nBr1j)

387

Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (1XAal)

388 Their appeal is becoming... more selective.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (KUaJL)
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Bill and Hillary Clinton

PUPPET SHOW

Posted by: bluebell, because someone had to do it at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (U5tDi)

389
I was wondering about that too, Will they fill stadiums or even auditoriums? What do they have to say that is vital and fresh? Two old white people who are examples of horrible humans.

Posted by: Seems Legit


They'll bring Chelsea for fresh youth perspectives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (BWL+E)

390 364 I've watched a cougar stalk someone (stop it) in one of the greenbelts south of Bellevue.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (bcbK
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Bzzzzt. Fail. Greenbelt is north of the Beltway.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:48 PM (U5tDi)

Nope.

Bear Creek Parkway, just north of that. There's a greeway that runs all the up to Tiger Mountain and beyond. I used to live near Factoria and would go hiking there on Saturdays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (bcbK8)

391 Good Grief.

That second video make me weep. We need to bring back corporal punishment and bullies to our schools to prevent someone getting to that age and still being such a f-ing wuss.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (LWu6U)

392 I thought TuCo was that guy with the 8:00 show on Fox where he pulls faces on lefties.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (fuK7c)

393 383 I see Amy Schumer made bail.
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The Schumer's are relieved to know bail is not set by the pound.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

394 Kevin Williamson

Nope. Until he recants, publicly and fully.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (Boy/L)

395 The Donks really are passive/aggressive. Sweetness and light when they get their way. Spawn of Hell when they lose.

Posted by: JAS at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (3HNOQ)

396 Oh hey, Yo! is back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

397 280 Heh. They'd actually be just the people to go over and pet the moose because he's just standing there munching away on some plants and he looks so sweet, just like Bullwinkle and we all know how nice Bullwinkle is.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:37 PM (U5tDi)

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Somewhere out there is video of a woman at Yellowstone filming an elk with her iPad. A tour guide kept telling her to move away and she ignored him. The elk finally charged her. She fell down but survived, though Darwin should've prevailed.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (XXNQ+)

398 Ok. Just got a new laptop. Can't remember how to copy, cut and paste. LOL Been using an iPad too long.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2018 03:52 PM (jm1YL)

399 Nope.

Bear Creek Parkway, just north of that. There's a greeway that runs all the up to Tiger Mountain and beyond. I used to live near Factoria and would go hiking there on Saturdays.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (bcbK
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Mark, I was just kidding. That's a NoVa/MD/DC area joke. There really is a town in Maryland called Greenbelt, just north of the Beltway. I'm reasonably certain there are cougars of the human variety there.

Posted by: bluebell, because someone had to do it at October 09, 2018 03:53 PM (U5tDi)

400 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 03:51 PM (1XAal)
++++++++
Momma!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:53 PM (I2dne)

401 TuCo was the Ugly guy in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

Posted by: JAS at October 09, 2018 03:53 PM (3HNOQ)

402 Do dolphins have iPods?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (nBr1j)

403 374 Bat Masterson had a long and interesting life. I always liked his opinion (I can't quote it exactly) on gunfighting, but it was the man who keeps his cool and takes careful aim always wins.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (xzqr4)

404 >>> opp researcher Avenatti

Apparently the left is turning on him, blaming him for the BK win because he unleashed the gang rapes accusation lady, which was the jump the shark moment on all the rape claims.

Good. No one deserves the ungrateful negative karma of the left more.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

405 Eli Wallach.

Posted by: JAS at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (3HNOQ)

406 Mark, I was just kidding. That's a NoVa/MD/DC area joke. There really is a town in Maryland called Greenbelt, just north of the Beltway. I'm reasonably certain there are cougars of the human variety there.

Posted by: bluebell, because someone had to do it at October 09, 2018 03:53 PM (U5tDi)

Ohhhhh.

My bad. I don't know NoVA very well

And yes, two legged cougars have been multiplying since the 90's took them off the endangered list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

407 Unless the whale is in a battle to the death with a giant squid, there is no need to call 911.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (wJMQv)

408 I'm dealing with a 17 year old. The behavioral parallels between teenagers and Dems are remarkable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)

409
I was wondering about that too, Will they fill stadiums or even auditoriums? What do they have to say that is vital and fresh? Two old white people who are examples of horrible humans.
Posted by: Seems Legit


From what I understand the majority of the tour dates are in Canadian cities.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (TAmPV)

410
>>Which is dumb. Tuco just got that gun.


Not the gun, but the sequence of shots. Blondie would shoot once. Tuco would shoot erratically like he talked.

But this was not a logical movie. The civil war out west on the border with mexico?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (LWu6U)

411 This is all in front of the cameras, just imagine what she is like when no one is recording ... oh man.

Posted by: DOX at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (nzKWW)

412 I'll put money on it now-- this 'tour' of theirs will be sparsely attended and cut short.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

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I'm not so sure about this. The Leftards still loves them some BJ, which I'm sure is the reason she is dragging him along.

I would bet that they arrive and depart on separate planes though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G8)

413 Speaking of whales - has anyone else noticed how fat I've gotten?

Posted by: Taylor Swift - Hates America at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (xF+tV)

414 Isn't Chappaqua the present tense of Chappaquiddick?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (37IEG)

415 I'll put money on it now-- this 'tour' of theirs will be sparsely attended and cut short.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
..............

To Bill's great relief after actually being forced into the same room with her.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

416 From what I understand the majority of the tour dates are in Canadian cities.
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The venues are around 2,500 seats. Not exactly Yuge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)

417 My bad. I don't know NoVA very well

And yes, two legged cougars have been multiplying since the 90's took them off the endangered list.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK
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I didn't think you did. That was really for the benefit of all my fellow DC peeps here, who LET ME DOWN.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (U5tDi)

418 403 374 Bat Masterson had a long and interesting life. I always liked his opinion (I can't quote it exactly) on gunfighting, but it was the man who keeps his cool and takes careful aim always wins.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (xzqr4)

Yup, ended up as a sportswriter in NY.

Unlike a lot of those guys, the gunfighter thing seemed to be a phase he sorta outgrew. Managed to become a regular citizen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

419 405 Eli Wallach.
Posted by: JAS at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (3HNOQ)

+++

I adore Eli Wallach. I think he was a commie, though.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (dI3/S)

420 "Thank you. I wondered if there were citable sources for that number."

Tell them you'e a professional journalist, and just run with it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (cqNba)

421 You can still go gay whale watching in Provincetown.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (71o8T)

422 Do dolphins have iPods?

They would be more of a Tablet type of... oh.. wait... shit.I get it.

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (dM3St)

423 I have a picture of my father feeding a bear in Yellowstone in the 50's. It's adorbs, he's wearing a khaki Air Force uniform, bears the rank of private, and weighs about 130 lbs (at 6' tall).


Anyway, the point is that he wanted a picture of himself feeding a trout to a bear but the roadside bears didn't want fish. They did want candy bars, so he hid a candy bar behind the trout and got the picture.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (fuK7c)

424 I've seen a video of a car getting closer to a bull elephant than was wise. The elephant rolls the car over like it's a matchbox toy.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (nBr1j)

425 414 Isn't Chappaqua the present tense of Chappaquiddick?
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You'd have to ask Lizzie Warren. She's Indian don't you know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (2LelM)

426 TuCo was the Ugly guy in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

Wierd trivia: he was the handsome suitor in Baby Doll...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 03:56 PM (39g3+)

427 Good grief, Bander, it's amazing you were ever born.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (U5tDi)

428 Liz Clayman is the ginger suprema, at least for those of us of a certain age bracket.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (xzqr4)

Liz Clayman's voice affectations are irritating.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (a2Nug)

429 >>Apparently the left is turning on him, blaming him for the BK win because he unleashed the gang rapes accusation lady, which was the jump the shark moment on all the rape claims.




And yet no one is the least bit curious about who was paying him.

*No way Swetnick could afford him as she's $60k in debt. IIRC Aventti owes $4 million from his failed coffee business.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (W+vEI)

430 293 Lucky they weren't rapey dolphins. Come to think of it, those are probably found at the Delaware shore.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (IvIcr)

431 "401 TuCo was the Ugly guy in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
Posted by: JAS"


And the actor lived longer than Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (OD2ni)

432 I have a picture of my father feeding a bear in Yellowstone in the 50's. It's adorbs, he's wearing a khaki Air Force uniform, bears the rank of private, and weighs about 130 lbs (at 6' tall).


Why would a bear wear an Air Force uniform?
Park Ranger uniform maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:58 PM (HDCbD)

433 I know you shouldn't take hurricanes lightly, but they're blowing this Michael storm WAY out of proportion.

MONSTROUS Category 3 storm........What?

Yes, there will be a storm surge. Yes, there will be flooding. Yes, some should evacuate.

But even the broad on Fox News this morning was just absolutely going crazy trying to make this thing out to be like another Hurricane Andrew or something.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

434 And the actor lived longer than Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (OD2ni)


Abe Vigoda is dead?

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

435 373 Postmodern subjectivism vs. Enlightenment rationalism.

They believe in a subjective, internal universe where man is fundamentally incapable of knowing truth.

We believe in an objective, external universe that can be observed in order to learn fundamental truths.

The two ideologies start in opposition and will always come to opposite conclusions.



Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 03:49 PM (J+mig)


And yet, they love science, sexually.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (UnA8+)

436 Wasn't Eli Wallach Greek?Too lazy for bing today

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (dM3St)

437 Unlike a lot of those guys, the gunfighter thing seemed to be a phase he sorta outgrew. Managed to become a regular citizen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 03:55 PM (bcbK

Most of them didn't live long enough to outgrow it.

No matter what you're good at, there are two realities to consider. One is that no matter how good you are everyone has bad days. The other is that there's always someone better.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (J+mig)

438 "Every gun makes its own tune, Little One," or something like that, indicating he recognizes the sound of Tuco's gun.

Tuco just got that gun.
-------------------------


New gun, new sound. Must be ?

Posted by: dDan at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (hwYmz)

439 but it was the man who keeps his cool and takes careful aim always wins.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (xzqr4)

-------

I've heard legend that Andrew Jackson, for all his toughness , wasn't a great shot. So, in his duels, he would just let the opponent take his shot. Whether he got hit or not, it gave him time to take careful aim, and get the kill shot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

440 But even the broad on Fox News this morning was just absolutely going crazy trying to make this thing out to be like another Hurricane Andrew or something.......
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++
The sad part is that hurricanes - like the flu - can be devastating and massively bad. But - like the flu - every single one is now the WORST EVER and so people quit listening and become complacent.

There was a fable about this. Something about a boy and a wolf, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)

441 408 I'm dealing with a 17 year old. The behavioral parallels between teenagers and Dems are remarkable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)

Utterly selfish, completely irresponsible, dangerously enslaved by their hormones, and pointlessly rebellious?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

442 MONSTROUS Category 3 storm........What?



Yes, there will be a storm surge. Yes, there will be flooding. Yes, some should evacuate.



But even the broad on Fox News this morning was just absolutely
going crazy trying to make this thing out to be like another Hurricane
Andrew or something.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, the last CAT 5 storm (4 days out in the Atlantic) failed to rip North Carolina from the map and hurl it to Pennsylvania. It's only natural the leetle disaster drum beaters would start their AHHHHHH!!!!!! drumming tune again for this storm.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (37IEG)

443 Bwahaha, the whale video. Reminds me of Lindsey Bluth Funk on Arrested Development.

I love the wetlands!
*gets to experience the wetlands up close*
I hate the stupid wetlands!

I love whales!
*gets to experience whales up close*
I hate the stupid whales!

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (hvf9s)

444 Unlike a lot of those guys, the gunfighter thing seemed to be a phase he sorta outgrew. Managed to become a regular citizen.

He was the good cop who followed the rules compared to Wyatt Earp. None of good ones set out to be gunfighters, they just became that because of circumstances and skill. It wasn't easy making a living back then, it was either miserable back breaking work, crime, or set yourself apart with a gun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

445 Time Out, Whales!

TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (UZ5/Q)

446 Unlike a lot of those guys, the gunfighter thing seemed to be a phase he sorta outgrew. Managed to become a regular citizen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


A lot of it wasn't near as "exciting" as the penny dreadfuls made it out to be.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (HDCbD)

447 76
I read somewhere that the FBI received 1400 tips that Kavanaugh had raped them/someone.


Don't the realize that this just makes us like him more. I mean, that is impressive. And with undereporting this guy is a legend. How did he have time to sit court?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (LWu6U)

448 24 hour news is one of the worst things that ever happened

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (mCMQ5)

449 428 Liz Clayman is the ginger suprema, at least for those of us of a certain age bracket.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:41 PM (xzqr4)

Liz Clayman's voice affectations are irritating.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2018 03:57 PM (a2Nug)

See, this why I use the mute button when the TV news is on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

450 436 Wasn't Eli Wallach Greek?Too lazy for bing today
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (dM3St)

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Maybe you're thinking of Elia Kazan? I thought Wallach was Jewish. Also too lazy to Bing.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (XXNQ+)

451 436 Wasn't Eli Wallach Greek?Too lazy for bing today
----------------------
Shape shifting guy from Brooklyn. Lot of pull with the weather too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)

452 I'm not so sure about this. The Leftards still loves them some BJ, which I'm sure is the reason she is dragging him along.

Trump outed Bill as a long-time rapist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (oVJmc)

453 441
408 I'm dealing with a 17 year old. The behavioral parallels between teenagers and Dems are remarkable.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)



Utterly selfish, completely irresponsible, dangerously enslaved by their hormones, and pointlessly rebellious?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
____
Sounds like my 6yo grandson.

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (dM3St)

454 I'm dealing with a 17 year old. The behavioral parallels between teenagers and Dems are remarkable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)
++++++++
Dems == Arrested Development. Works for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (I2dne)

455 408 I'm dealing with a 17 year old. The behavioral parallels between teenagers and Dems are remarkable.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)


you and me both. it takes a lot of irish not to kill him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)

456 410 >>Which is dumb. Tuco just got that gun.


Not the gun, but the sequence of shots. Blondie would shoot once. Tuco would shoot erratically like he talked.

Morse code telegraphers can have recognizable 'hands'; a distinctive way they dot and dash. At least so says Neal Stephenson, and I have no reason to doubt it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (Z4rgH)

457 >>>
But this was not a logical movie. The civil war out west on the border with mexico?

There was in fact a Western front in the Civil War, with a goal, I think, of seizing the mines of New Mexico to cut the South's money supply. They name the two generals involved in it. One of them was named Sibley.

The troops were moving through Texas presumably en route to New Mexico.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (PA9oZ)

458 379 You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"

And I'm glad we once again have a President that understands that.
Posted by: Dr Mr badman Esq at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (al2Cf)


Great point.

Posted by: rickl at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (xjiRE)

459 I like the timing.

House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy will introduce a bill this week that will fully fund President Donald Trump's planned wall along the U.S. border with Mexico, thereby setting the midterm elections up as a referendum on immigration policy, Breitbart News has learned exclusively.

Breitbart -- https://tinyurl.com/ybwyyfo7

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (uU9ws)

460 446 Unlike a lot of those guys, the gunfighter thing seemed to be a phase he sorta outgrew. Managed to become a regular citizen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


A lot of it wasn't near as "exciting" as the penny dreadfuls made it out to be.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (HDCbD)

Nope. Most of it was ambush and drunken brawls.

The O.K. Corral and Hickock's shootout in Dodge City's main street were exceptions that somehow became the rule once the penny dreadfuls got going.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

461 Just got back from grocerating at the local Kroger's.

Big guy in the aisle, 'bout 6'3", easily 275lb., minimum. Weight distribution more "doughnuts" than "lifter", but still, a big guy.

He's wearing a grey tee shirt with the logo "By Any Means Necessary", with a nice underscript flourish accent under the text.

He noticed me looking at the shirt, and must've thought me on his side, making a thumbs-up sign, and said "resistance, bro!"

I deadpanned my response, and told him I liked the logo on his shirt, as it'd make a great aiming point.

Dude went paler-faced than he already was, un-assed that aisle in a hurry, and I didn't see him from then to checkout.

I have done my civic duty for the day.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (QzJWU)

462 448 24 hour news is one of the worst things that ever happened
--------------------------
Its better than 24 hour weather channel. Better is determined by amount of bewbage.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)

463 Canada? They'll probably both end up in the hospital. hILLRY will face plant on the ice and bILL will get syphilis from a moose.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)

464 And yet, they love science, sexually.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (UnA8+)

I'm of the opinion that, in their notorious mental laziness, they have conflated philosophical relativism and the Theory of Relativity, because they sound alike.

They think their bullshit wobbly jello ball worldview is scientific, despite the fact that the scientific method requires an observable, constant, external universe in order to function.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (J+mig)

465 439
but it was the man who keeps his cool and takes careful aim always wins.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 03:54 PM (xzqr4)


Little Bill Dagged from Unforgiven - Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't
do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who
will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll
kill ya.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

466
How does one initiate a petition at wh.gov? I'm thinking a certain bollard in lower Manhattan that played a pivotal role in the 2016 election should and by all rights be preserved as Devil's Postpile Lone Bollard National Monument is a crying need in these historical times.

(Sorry, Devil's Postpile National Monument already exists.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (pNxlR)

467 432 I have a picture of my father feeding a bear in Yellowstone in the 50's. It's adorbs, he's wearing a khaki Air Force uniform, bears the rank of private, and weighs about 130 lbs (at 6' tall).


Why would a bear wear an Air Force uniform?
Park Ranger uniform maybe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 03:58 PM (HDCbD)

Only you can prevent zoomies.

Posted by: Smokey the hungry bear at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

468 Do dolphins have iPods?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever


The solipsistic ones do.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (P1f+c)

469 Did Trump say he was making some announcement tonight at the rally?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (myjNJ)

470 Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (p+Wdc)

471 457 >>>
But this was not a logical movie. The civil war out west on the border with mexico?

There was in fact a Western front in the Civil War, with a goal, I think, of seizing the mines of New Mexico to cut the South's money supply. They name the two generals involved in it. One of them was named Sibley.

The troops were moving through Texas presumably en route to New Mexico.
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (PA9oZ)

jah, but most of the fighting for that expedition didn't happen in Texas.

Most of the Texas fights were on the coast or near Galveston/Sabine Pass area. More like aborted raids than competent campaigns.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

472 If Bill died would Hillary be over?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (Q9+Sn)

473 >>> How did he have time to sit court?

AND coach girls basketball. AND go to church on Sundays.

Now we know who stole Ace's time machine!

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (hvf9s)

474 457 >>>
But this was not a logical movie. The civil war out west on the border with mexico?

There was in fact a Western front in the Civil War, with a goal, I think, of seizing the mines of New Mexico to cut the South's money supply. They name the two generals involved in it. One of them was named Sibley.

The troops were moving through Texas presumably en route to New Mexico.
-------------------
Arizona was basically Confederate. California Union. The rest of the west was Mormon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)

475 Why would a bear wear an Air Force uniform?
Park Ranger uniform maybe.
Posted by: rickb223


Polish army ...

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (AoK0a)

476 I guess those big pythons that were let loose in the Everglades are breeding with other types of snakes. read that in some science publication. Wish I could remember where I saw it.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (jm1YL)

477 I deadpanned my response, and told him I liked the logo on his shirt, as it'd make a great aiming point.

Dude went paler-faced than he already was, un-assed that aisle in a hurry, and I didn't see him from then to checkout.

I have done my civic duty for the day.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (QzJWU)

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

478
And yet, they love science, sexually.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 03:59 PM (UnA8+)


I am certain that well over a quarter of them believe that George Takei is well trained in the sciences and his relating of stories from Star Fleet Academy is honest-to-God history.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

479 Ace, I think he calls the kitten "Large one".

And "half-soldier" is a reb.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (QRAUA)

480 Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"
I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads


This is the age-old thing that the Dems never think through.

I.e., "Hey, you just called me a Nazi and are physically threatening me, so that means I get to call you a Commie and immediately throw your ass out of a chopper!"

Because when The Burning Times arrive, that is EXACTLY how this is going to work.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2018 04:05 PM (k2Hcx)

481 Bluebell (and anyone else who cares), here's Daddy feeding the bear.

It was a commonplace thing in those days.


https://bit.ly/2PpYIg8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:06 PM (fuK7c)

482 472 If Bill died would Hillary be over?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:03 PM (Q9+Sn)

She's been over for a while now. She just doesn't realize it yet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:06 PM (KUaJL)

483 There's a TV show where they test out TV and movie stunts and tricks to see if they can be done in real life, largely gun stunts. They tested the "shoot the noose apart" stunt and... unlike with Mythbusters (who can't shoot to save their lives) it can be done. But you have to be AMAZINGLY good at the shot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)

484 Dude went paler-faced than he already was, un-assed that aisle in a hurry, and I didn't see him from then to checkout.

I have done my civic duty for the day.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




You sir, are a great Texan.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (HDCbD)

485 One last thing about gunfighters (actually western lawmen) In Fort Smith, there's a great statue of US Marshall Bass Reeves, looking west over the Arkansas River into the Nations. There's also a great statue of General Bill Darby, atop a Harley 45. Driving down Garrison Ave. in the morning, heading over to make reparations at the Indian casinos, I always wish the General and Deputy good morning.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (xzqr4)

486 I have done my civic duty for the day.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

**************

It shames me that you have to deal with such larded up soy-based lifeforms even in Texas.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (+dsLj)

487 >>>Bandersnatch

you're a pretty good story teller

Posted by: concrete girl at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (EdXJ0)

488 Hey, you just called me a Nazi and are physically threatening me, so that means I get to call you a Commie and immediately throw your ass out of a chopper!

**

Wait wait!!! I WAS TRYING TO KICK YOUR PHOOOOooooonnnneeee

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (Q9+Sn)

489 https://bit.ly/2PpYIg8

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:06 PM (fuK7c)
Its kinda cute and cuddly tbh.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

490 475
Why would a bear wear an Air Force uniform?

Park Ranger uniform maybe.

Posted by: rickb223



Polish army ...

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (AoK0

Wojciech! Wojtek! - private, 22nd Artillery supply company, Polish II corp.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

491 378 Hillary really has a lot of nerve attacking the GOP for the confirmation process ugliness --- it was her own campaign spokesman, Brian Fallon, who co-founded the group that lead the attacks on Kavanaugh, it was her former (and maybe current?) opp researcher Avenatti who amplified the ugliest charge, and likely other Clinton cronies behind the scenes whipping up the activist mob.

Gawd, we are so lucky this Cruella LOST.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 03:50 PM (W+vEI)

==========

It is called PROJECTION!

Whenever Hillary or a deranged Democrat accuses Republicans, they are projecting their own misdeeds, lies, and crimes on the Republicans.

LOOK! A Republican abuses women! Just don't look at Keith Ellison, or Bob (the younger the better) Menendez, or my horndog self entitled rapist of a Husband!

Trump cheats on his taxes! Ignore our Clinton Crime Foundation!

Republicans are the Party of Wall Street! Even though we are owned by Goldman Sachs, Google, Amazon, and George Soros.

It is called PROJECTION.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (vpH4d)

492 guess those big pythons that were let loose in the Everglades are breeding with other types of snakes.

-----

Burmese pythons, and bad news if true. To begin with, South Florida is more salubrious than their native habitat, so they tend to grow to pretty big size, even for Burmese (which are the second biggest as is).

Now wildlife authorities in South Florida are concerned they've been breeding with Indian pythons, allowing the hybrid to seek out higher, drier ground where people live.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

493 nood

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

494 http://abesguncave.com/wyatt-earp-on-gunfighting-
interview/

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (Z4rgH)

495 >>Bluebell (and anyone else who cares), here's Daddy feeding the bear.

It was a commonplace thing in those days.





Oh, wow. Now if a bear eats people food they cart it up and drop it off 100's of miles away.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (W+vEI)

496
457 >>>
But this was not a logical movie. The civil war out west on the border with mexico?

There was in fact a Western front in the Civil War, with a goal, I think, of seizing the mines of New Mexico to cut the South's money supply. They name the two generals involved in it. One of them was named Sibley.

The troops were moving through Texas presumably en route to New Mexico.
Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 04:01 PM (PA9oZ)


There was a campaign in New Mexico in the winter of 1862 and a substantial battle (Glorietta Pass), so TGTBATU isn't completely off its historical rocker.

At that time, however, neither Robert E Lee nor Ulysses S Grant had made their marks in the conflict, so Tuco shouting "Hurrah!" for either one would have elected little more than blank stares.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (pNxlR)

497 Ah Mythbusters..They were really good at blowing things up though. Loved the episode where they let a gas water heater go ballistic.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)

498
elected == elicited

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (pNxlR)

499 nood, scotland yard at it's finest

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (d7Ww2)

500 469 Did Trump say he was making some announcement tonight at the rally?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 09, 2018 04:02 PM (myjNJ)
---
Yeah, I think he's announcing that E15 gas can be sold year-round nationally.

Which sucks donkey balls, actually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (HiLJ1)

501 Maybe you're thinking of Elia Kazan? I thought Wallach was Jewish. Also too lazy to Bing.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (XXNQ+)


I believe Kazan was Armenian - though almost all Armenians have names that end in "ian".

He did an autobiographical (?) movie about an Armenian emigrating here - America, America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (i7sdG)

502 No matter what you're good at, there are two realities to consider. One is that no matter how good you are everyone has bad days. The other is that there's always someone better.
Posted by: Cato by Phone


That's a tough reality for gamblers and sports stars. It's really tough for gunslingers.

A specific gunfighter has to win every time.

All his opponents, as a group, only have to win once.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (P1f+c)

503 >>>479 Ace, I think he calls the kitten "Large one".


RIGHT! I remember that now. My friend and I didn't understand why he'd call a kitten large one. I guess I changed it in my brain to "Little One."

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (PA9oZ)

504
He was the good cop who followed the rules compared to Wyatt Earp. None of good ones set out to be gunfighters, they just became that because of circumstances and skill. It wasn't easy making a living back then, it was either miserable back breaking work, crime, or set yourself apart with a gun.


Frank James ended up being a shoe salesman

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

505 Wth? Some people should never leave the comfort of their own home, they are simply too much of a danger to others by their inexperience and stupidity. The mother freaking out because the peaceful whale came over to lull nearby, say hello and then show its belly in a "I am so relaxed" fashion is really inexplicable to me.
My favorite line, the exasperated dad saying "You will never see this again"
Well, that's the truth because I am never taking you bunch of hyperventilating sissies on a boat ever again - and I am probably going to murder your mother when we get home and get sent to jail for life.
Now - where is Ben Roethlisberger to explain the Hillary whale joke to everyone?

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

506 Oh my gosh, Bander! Your dad is indeed totes adorbs but aye aye aye. You just know that mama bear was around somewhere close. Mama grizzlies don't have that reputation they have for nothing.

Next I want to see the picture where the butterfly came out of the woods and settled on your dad's nose.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (U5tDi)

507 In his defense, I'm pretty sure only US police have the "Protect and Serve" motto.

Over in the UK, it's probably more like "Make sure all the wankers have their TV licenses and look the other way when Muslim Rape Gangs show up."

Still catchy though.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (KUaJL)

508 >>> https://bit.ly/2PpYIg8 Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:06 PM (fuK7c)
Its kinda cute and cuddly tbh. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:07 PM (a0IVu)

I clicked before thinking. Y'all are SO lucky it led to a cute bear pic and not a spider.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (hvf9s)

509 I can understand why those people were so scared.

The whales were clearly the type that eat chicken shits.

The 911 operator probably passed out from laughing.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (k2Hcx)

510
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 04:00 PM (XXNQ+)


I stand corrected. You are right. Kazan was Greek.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (i7sdG)

511 If that doesn't prove whales are smart I don't know what does. Hundreds of boats go out every week to find gray or humpback whales. If you're lucky, you get to see some up close.

This whale manages to single out the one fucking boat full of people who don't want to have anything to do with it and freak them out for giggles.


I had a cat that wanted nothing to do with any visitor. Except the one poor bastard that was deathly allergic. She'd walk right up to him and jump in his lap.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (TUU1F)

512 475 Why would a bear wear an Air Force uniform?
Park Ranger uniform maybe.
Posted by: rickb223

Polish army ...
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at October 09, 2018 04:04 PM (AoK0a)

Ahhh, Wojtek! There is a big statue of him in Warsaw.

Posted by: moki at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (mFoNl)

513 317
Whales aren't aggressive, especially in a group of three like that.
They weren't going to do anything to the boat. They were just coming
over to check it out.



Only time I've seen them personally was on a trip through the Juan
de Fuca strait, up from Puget Sound, took a vacation there once. Got
up close to a pod of killer whales (which are more like really really
big dolphins) When he got into the area, and the guide told us it was
coming, one of the older females swam over right next to the boat and
popped her head up where she could look straight at all of us, see what
kind of people were there. Once she decided this wasn't a group that
was going to do any bad things (the guide said they recognize different
boats, and different types of boats) then she let the whole pod,
including some calves, swim right by us.



It was amazing - in that short episode I could see planning, threat
assessment, social coordination - they weren't just smart, they were
scary smart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2018 03:42 PM (k1TUh)
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Ah, yes, the whale boats in the San Juan Islands.
If you are visiting the Puget Sound area in the summer, and have a day, enjoy a whale watch boat excursion. They leave out of Anacortes, a little under 2 hours north of Seattle. They chase the orca pods and then turn off their motors and float, and the orcas, and greys when they are passing through, swim by.
There are 3 or 4 of the boats, carry maybe 50-80 people each, and are fast for their size. Usually the crowd is out for 4-5 hours of cruising / watching. They have to, because they need to travel a ways to catch up to where the pod is, maybe 20 or 30 miles. We listen on the radio in our private cruiser, as they talk their coded messages to find the whale pod for the day. They don't want a lot of private boats showing up.
If you don't see a whale, your next day is free, They have it down pretty well to always find whales. The San Juan Islands in the summer time are incredible, guaranteed amazing scenery.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

514 There was a campaign in New Mexico in the winter of 1862 and a substantial battle (Glorietta Pass), so TGTBATU isn't completely off its historical rocker.


My point was that there was a sustained battle, over a river, in the west, next to a war cemetery, And the bridge was vital even though the water was only waste deep.

Only a foreign script writer could imagine such a a place in the US.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (LWu6U)

515 >>>My point was that there was a sustained battle, over a river, in the west, next to a war cemetery, And the bridge was vital even though the water was only waste deep.

well, yeah, the details make no sense. The cemetery is laid out in this circular way that looks roman to me.

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (PA9oZ)

516 By the way - and I think this point was already made - the statement by Hilary "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for"is one I wholeheartedly agree with.

I wonder if she understands exactly what this statement actually means. Meh - probably would go right over her head.


Posted by: Publius Redux at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (Fb9aZ)

517

I think Democrats live in a separate universe from me. Every time they describe an event or someone's motivations, it's exactly the opposite of what I'm seeing.


Ever notice how their first reaction to everything is to assume a malevolent intent? And since everything elicits a reaction from them, their minds are spinning with hatred towards everyone who isn't them or in their tribe. They think everyone is out to get them.


That is what is essentially un-American IMO. We didn't used to be that way, and most of us aren't that way now. That's the type of bullshit that's prevalent in lesser societies. It has no place here, particularly in politics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (HaL55)

518 Well, we usually only kill nonthreatening dogs, ma'am, but nonthreatening whales, what the hell, why not?

Posted by: S.W.A.T. at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (TSEbs)

519 You should see the whale twatter's title and see his other video.

Nothing one way or another about ghey, but seems dangerous when also a mooslim.

Posted by: Smaug at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (ReE5g)

520 The cemetery is laid out in this circular way that looks roman to me.


All of the Leone movies were shot in Spain.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (fuK7c)

521 Off to the Nood.

Posted by: Smaug at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (ReE5g)

522 Greetings:

Whaleburgers are my favorite, especially with a side order of french fried blubber sticks.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (evgyj)

523

Nuke the Gay Whales

Posted by: Hitlery at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (fNV6O)

524 Nikki Haley's replacement at the UN. Always a tragedy when somebody leaves us, like Don Rickles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (xzqr4)

525 Yeah, a lot of the details are just a little off, but I think that surreal quality helped the movie. It felt like falling through the rabbit hole and made it more of an adventure. You get lost in the movie, and it is long and has some very slow parts so kind of epic.

It reminded me of The Odyssey, or the later movie "oh brother where art thou" which had that same weirdness about it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (LWu6U)

526 House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy will introduce a bill this week that will fully fund President Donald Trump's planned wall along the U.S. border with Mexico, thereby setting the midterm elections up as a referendum on immigration policy, Breitbart News has learned exclusively.
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And a little Lindsey shall lead them.

Who are these Republicans today?!?! If this is true the party has decided to bring it to the dems. More incivility, please.

Posted by: Jordan Hunt rhymes with Cu... at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (2NqXo)

527 Pure Evil - "when we win the house and senate, that's when civility can start." - oh like the last time you had the house and senate and shoved thousands of pages of Obamacare down our throat that your pal Palsi said "You have to pass it to see what's in it".

We sooooo dodged the bullet with that one. Long live DJT and his Republican successors.

My argument would be you can't be civil with people who act like animals - like the dems do, and scream and screach when they don't get there way like the dems do, and encourage people to intimidate and threaten their opponents like the dems do, and make up fake charges of rape and other crimes like the dems do, and pay foreign spies to make up fake dossiers like the dems do. No, This is war. They need to be soundly defeated - hopefully thrashing them at the ballot box will be enough.

Posted by: justasheep at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (wUFzV)

528 i'm pretty sure one of these days she's just going to peel off that flesh colored latex thing she calls a face and there's going to be a reptilian alien underneath.

Posted by: justasheep at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (wUFzV)

529 People like these snowflake whale people are what we used to call:

"People from New York City"

The fun part is when you ask "You're from NYC, aren't you?" And they're baffled, asking "How did you know THAT?"

Posted by: Optimizer at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (hOOi9)

530 "No, no, they're humpbacks."

"Well, you should have said so, ma'am. We just arrested three gray whales."

Posted by: MW at October 09, 2018 05:24 PM (hNTtn)

531 Man! What a bunch of wimps! Except for what I took to be the grandfather.

Sheesh!

Posted by: RobertM at October 09, 2018 06:01 PM (rDgOO)

532 Regarding comment 474, there is a Confederate grave site in Dragoon, Arizona. Confederate flags on the graves, and all. Reachable by car, if the roads are not washed out. I have been there. Supposedly a foraging party waylaid by the Apache. Look it up, very interesting. Jason j , Tucson

Posted by: jason j at October 09, 2018 06:43 PM (qSQLQ)

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