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Sarah Palin Threatens Murkowski With Primary

Abortion extremist and 2nd-most-liberal Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski will vote against Kavanaugh on social (group) justice grounds -- other women were assaulted and not believed in the past, so she will scape-goat an innocent man to balance the Social Justice Warrior karmic scales.

Murkowski voted against moving Kavanaugh's nomination forward and claimed afterward that Kavanaugh's "not the right man for the court at this time."

She admits that he's a "good man," but the Social Justice of this #MeToo moment demands he be branded a rapist:


"I believe that Brett Kavanaugh is a good man. I believe he is a good man. It just may be that in my view he's not the right man for the court at this time."

The strange demonic gods of Social Justice demand a ritual sacrifice, and Abortion Priestess Lisa Murkowski is willing to wield the dagger.

Well, Sarah Palin is now threatening a primary.

I don't think Palin's that popular in Alaska any more but she's still got some juice.



Palin's longtime aide Rebecca Mansour had suggested this primary threat hours before:



Run, Sarah, Run!

Bonus: How #Based is Lindsay Graham now?

This #Based. Look at the screaming maenad in the background, and Linsay Graham's jaunty adjustment to his tie's classic Double-Bofa knot.




Video of the encounter here.

Update: Joe Manchin is really obvious in his pretending.

Only now that Kavanaugh doesn't need him does he announce to his conservative voters, "Oh, I'm a Yes too."

How long is West Virginia going to fall for this?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:01 PM




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1

Fab.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (2I4LM)

2 Any reason they can't just call the vote in 1 hour?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (MhWMR)

3 I like the security guard's eyeroll

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (dMvl+)

4 Wow, there's so many people I'd like to thank. First, all those ladies I
groped in high school, over-powering you ladies gave me the confidence
to over-power law school. Second, my wife, who I over-powered in college
and knocked up, you're welcome honey. And lastly, to all the ladies I
plan to grope in the future, I'm cumming for ya!!! AMERICA!!!

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (P1AAi)

5 As long as Palin wears mini shirts and leather corset... and the librarian glasses.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (1g7ch)

6 Hot damn, but I'm loving the new Lindsey Graham. No homo.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (tT2kt)

7 If Sarah hasn't gotten fat I'll move to AK to vote for her.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)

8 Lindsey Graham looks like he just got laid.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)

9 Murkowski is technically independent now, isn't she?
GOP shoukd kick her out of their caucus.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (dMvl+)

10 Mini skirts, maybe with mini shirts too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

11






"I believe that Brett Kavanaugh is a good man. I believe he is a
good man. It just may be that in my view he's not the right man for the
court at this time."



So he's a good man (ie, not a drunken rapist), but...


Actually, that's a real pile of gibberish.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

12 The best Lindsey Graham quote came out yesterday when some protester was screaming about making Kavanagh take a polygraph and he said "Why don't we just dunk him in water and see if he floats?"

Posted by: Weirddave at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (owG/K)

13
Video of the encounter here.

-----

Fuck you Daily Caller. Im NOT uninstalling my ad blockers.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

14 #MAGA Bitchez

Posted by: Lindsay "THREE Scoops" Graham at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (PA9oZ)

15 What's it take to recall a senator in Alaska?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

16 So it's okay to be a Palinista around these parts again?

Posted by: filbert at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (953wK)

17 12 The best Lindsey Graham quote came out yesterday when some protester was screaming about making Kavanagh take a polygraph and he said "Why don't we just dunk him in water and see if he floats?"
Posted by: Weirddave at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (owG/K)

That was some Moron-grade snark.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (tT2kt)

18
Graham looks like he just screwed someone's wife in the ass.

Or someone in the ass.

BRILLIANT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (/9p9e)

19 8
Lindsey Graham looks like he just got laid.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)

He did.

I contend he pounded Collins and gave her some balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

20 What did McCain have on Graham?

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OQp0d)

21
Fuck you Daily Caller. Im NOT uninstalling my ad blockers.


If you look at that pop-up, there's a link that says 'I choose NOT to support the Daily Caller'. CLick that and it will go away.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

22
Any reason they can't just call the vote in 1 hour?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (MhWMR)


All 100 senators would have to agree to allow it to happen.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (ANdO9)

23 While waiting at the vet's office I was reading the last thread.

Youse guys are too friggin' funny!

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (cF8AT)

24 WV might tolerate it for another 6 years.

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (U7k5w)

25 Oh man, the lib meltdown on Twitter is delicious. I feel like Cartman licking Scott Tenerman's tears.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

26 If 2018 will go as I think it will, Murkowoskiskisy just set herself up for wrath and derision for the next 4 years.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (bUjCl)

27 Dammit...

Now I kind of feel bad for never having voted for Lindsey Graham.

I hope this feeling lasts, because I'd like to vote for him in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (8o3AL)

28 Video of the encounter here.

Nice car Graham jumps into

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (2I4LM)

29 Back to sticking pins into my RBG doll.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)

30 Old and busted: Lindsey Graham being the darling of the media.New hotness: Darth Lindsey the Terminator being the darling of the Horde.

Posted by: Iasonas at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/HkSx)

31 Lindsey Graham is absolutely killing it, like a boss. I feel like I woke up in bizarro world.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (Ajsny)

32 The Lindsay Graham thing made me LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (mCMQ5)

33 If that woman has kids I hope CPS is taking an interest.

No way is she fit for maternity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (N1ZXu)

34 SJW deranged feminists, way to bring back the stereotype of the hysterical woman, only now 123x more hysterical.

As far as I know, only crazy people yell at strangers on the street.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (9hauA)

35 Great idea to support Murky's write-in campaign, huh, Mitch?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

36 I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/tuJf)

37 "This #Based. Look at the screaming maenad in the background, and Linsay Graham's jaunty adjustment to his tie's classic Double-Bofa knot."

This is why I can never quit you, ace.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (tT2kt)

38 26 If 2018 will go as I think it will, Murkowoskiskisy just set herself up for wrath and derision for the next 4 years.
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (bUjCl)


I saw Wrath and Derision open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (/9p9e)

39 This makes me moist.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (JZMRD)

40 If you look at that pop-up, there's a link that says 'I choose NOT to support the Daily Caller'. CLick that and it will go away.

Bottom left in smaller print.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (K22Va)

41 24 WV might tolerate it for another 6 years.
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (U7k5w)

============

Might?

They will.

Manchin's going to survive, and he's going to continue to be a good footsoldier for Schumer whenever politically possible.

Dammit WV. Get some damn sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (8o3AL)

42 "Look at the screaming maenad in the background, and Linsay Graham's jaunty adjustment to his tie's classic Double-Bofa knot."

If this is what it feels like to be bad, I don't wanna be good!

Posted by: Lindsay "Based" Graham at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (3MG/9)

43 It moved.
It's getting yuge and luxurious.

Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

44 YAY Sarah!
Also love the pic of Lindsey with the screaming les.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

45 792 Fvck yeah... Collins and Manchin vote yes!!!

* Requests three-part form for display of THREE flaming skulls*
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 05, 2018 03:57 PM (sM+h7)


It's the DEVILS'S TRIANGLE!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (JPm0G)

46 Please don't throw rocks at me, but... when Manchin voted YES on cloture, it WASN'T a done deal.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (Cssks)

47 And lo, I beheld a pale grizzly bear;
And the name of she that rode upon it was PALIN;
And all hell followed...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (AM1GF)

48 27 Dammit...

Now I kind of feel bad for never having voted for Lindsey Graham.

I hope this feeling lasts, because I'd like to vote for him in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (8o3AL)

I think you will have to add 2 more years to that.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

49 I think Palin should to the aging starlet tasteful Playboy spread before she returns to the serious business of politics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (fuK7c)

50 All the caucus has to do is remove Murkowski from Appropriations Cmte after 2018 elections. That is her juice--make her suck the lemon and vote yes on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: whig at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (ROzyM)

51 39 This makes me moist.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (JZMRD)


Betty Crocker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (/9p9e)

52 20 What did McCain have on Graham?
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OQp0d)


Sucked his dick and threatened to out him.
Trick he learned at the Hanoi Hilton.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (1g7ch)

53 Murk talks about the integrity and credibility of our institutions? Let's start with back-stabbing, lying, sleazy politicians first, eh Lisa?

Posted by: Cheri at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (oiNtH)

54 If that woman has kids I hope CPS is taking an interest.

No way is she fit for maternity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (N1ZXu)

-

It would be great if the photo went viral with guys discussing whether they'd have sex with her or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (OQp0d)

55 Is anybody giving odds on an assassination attempt against a sitting U.S. senator in the next 24 hours?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (m45I2)

56 Dumb Americans too stupid to have Alaska. We should have Alaska. Feinstein, pay attention. Now you go, get Alaska for us.

Posted by: Chinese server hardware spies at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (DuAZ5)

57 That grahambo photo is hilarious.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (5jVnA)

58 what is it about d.c. that attracts every rabid howler monkey that is still loose and polluting society with their retarded shit? and these clumps of cells breed? time for forced sterilization.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

59 Seriously, with McCain rotting in the ground, seeing Palin wind up in the Senate would be some kinda instant karma...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (AM1GF)

60 Still giggling like an idiot at "classic Double-Bofa knot."

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (tT2kt)

61 I think Sen. McCain left Lindsay Graham a big ol' set of balls in his will...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (pZox7)

62 15 What's it take to recall a senator in Alaska?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

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A shitload of my neighbors actually growing a brain. Very unlikely.

Palin is no savior here. Too much baggage including her screwy kids.

Shallow bench to beat our shitty senator, but I have high hopes that someone will appear.

Posted by: jc at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (iRJ+A)

63 48 27 Dammit...

Now I kind of feel bad for never having voted for Lindsey Graham.

I hope this feeling lasts, because I'd like to vote for him in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (8o3AL)

I think you will have to add 2 more years to that.
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

===========

You're right...2022.

So, he's got to prove himself for an extra two years to get my measly one vote.

This is a warning!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (8o3AL)

64 oh, I don't think maenad is les, but I think it's been some years since she last saw a non-plastic dick.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (N1ZXu)

65 All the protesters there . . .

They're going to need to bug bomb the Capitol to clear out the roaches.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (YTBgF)

66 55 Is anybody giving odds on an assassination attempt against a sitting U.S. senator in the next 24 hours?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (m45I2)




"I'll take that wager."

- - Durbin and Hodgkinson


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (/9p9e)

67
Kavs on the Court
Dems are in disarray
Palins BACK into politics
Lindsey Fucking Graham is the new Lion of the Senate
Susan Collins found a spine
Hillary Clinton will NEVER be POTUS.


No... Mr President.... Im STILL not tired of winning.

I bet Teh Donald is sitting at the Resolute Desk, leaned back in his chair, hands clasped behind his head, smile on his face, contemplating the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

68 Please don't throw rocks at me, but... when Manchin voted YES on cloture, it WASN'T a done deal.
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (Cssks)


new press release and also announced on camera

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (2I4LM)

69 22
Any reason they can't just call the vote in 1 hour?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (MhWMR)


All 100 senators would have to agree to allow it to happen.

Well, we wouldn't want to rush it now, would we?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (MhWMR)

70 Lindsay Graham - badass

Posted by: rammajamma at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (Qv0Ky)

71 "Look upon my SCOTUS, ye mighty, and Despair."

--Lindsay Graham

Posted by: Hikaru at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

72 I think it's fair to say we can all put the lighter fluid back in the basement now, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (lwiT4)

73 And the GOP all sing:

We're not gonna take it!
No, we ain't gonna take it!
We don't want nothin', not from you!

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (Cssks)

74 18
Graham looks like he just screwed someone's wife in the ass.
Or someone in the ass.
BRILLIANT
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM

The Paolo needs to call home and check on the wife!

Posted by: The Paolo at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (3MG/9)

75 Watch how fast all the Dems pivot to "the allegations were serious and we had to take them seriously but we always opposed Brett for his judicial record."

As if they didn't just put all their eggs in the "ruin a good man without remorse" basket.

PHony fucks acting like they really had legitimate grounds to oppose him--when less than 24 hours ago they were all-in on "these allegations disqualify him."

They just attempted to assassinate a man and they want you to forget they were holding the gun!

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (TN1P5)

76 15 What's it take to recall a senator in Alaska?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

A Constitutional amendment. Federal officials can't be recalled according to SCOTUS.

Posted by: RedMeat at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (jGqcS)

77 2022 is a long way away. Let me know when she's doing this in 2021.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (zRwJ/)

78 Graham should've told all the old white chicks to calm down".

Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (jDF8P)

79 I'd like to see a little old fashioned, Chicago style, head cracking on some of these protesters.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (K22Va)

80 67
I bet Teh Donald is sitting at the Resolute Desk, leaned back in his chair, hands clasped behind his head, smile on his face, contemplating the lamentations of the women.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (8XRCm)



"Too bad Melania is in Africa, because I'm YUUGE now. Get me a diet Coke, okay. The best, THE-BEST!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (/9p9e)

81 It moved.

It's getting yuge and luxurious.



Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK



If your erection lasts more than 4 epochs.....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (9Om/r)

82 Liberal tears are the best tears. To hear the lamentations of the liberal women is the best lamentations. Long live President Trump!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (0OmEj)

83 Lindsey Graham: power level 9,000

Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (q177U)

84 Some very unhappy people over at Demo Underground. Sweet sweet tears there for our enjoyment

Posted by: zeera at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (YcvbY)

85
As much as I still like the 'Cuda, I suspect she's not much of a political threat anymore. The Alaskan GOPe hates her guts almost as much as the Donks do, probably more. They'd pull out all the stops to kneecap her.

Then again, I could be totally wrong. Hell, I'd LOVE to be wrong, even after her fall from grace she's a hell of a lot better than virtually any pol outside of the Golden Scalp Weasel himself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (veoSD)

86 How long is West Virginia going to fall for this?
Posted by: Ace of Spades


Until they get sick of food stamp soody-pop money.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (c07y/)

87 I hope to God that someone out there is documenting all these Yammering Crapweasles protesting out there. There could be a use for such data..ya think?

Posted by: Paladin at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (xceq/)

88 I'm going to miss Kreplach's big pile of dog crap.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

89 I will not be 'willard'
920
Just slightly less long in telling than a fully worked Norm MacDonald joke!

Posted by: micky at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (dF9Lb)

90 That's the face I make when I'm gagging on a dick.

Posted by: Chick in Picture at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (//voU)

91 If they have to use all of the 30 hours, it will expire just before 5 p.m. Saturday. At this point the vote is expected to be 50-49 in favor with Steve Daines absent for his daughter's wedding.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (ANdO9)

92 That is a *great* picture of Graham.

Never lose your balls, Lindsay! Now that you've found them, you have to keep them.

#KeepBreathingThatFire

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (I2dne)

93 What a joy to browse Democratic Underground right now. I might rip my pants.

Posted by: cpurick at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (7YrFp)

94 I do not expect Palin to follow through but I have always liked her even toward the end. She endured a lot of crap. In some ways she paved the way for trump.

Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (PMkYS)

95 Lindsey's front teeth look suspiciously like that yappy bitch's. I think he might have nailed her momma many years ago.

Posted by: irright at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (pMGkg)

96 This really is an amazing transformation. Graham was a weak sister for years, and now he needs an entourage to carry his giant steel clankers. I hope it's for the long haul.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (tT2kt)

97
MP4? Start eating crow!




Then again, let's wait out the 30 hours.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (/9p9e)

98 It's going to take a while to sink in but we finally have a majority on the Supreme Court. Kind of hard to believe.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

99 Oh my, look who had a helicopter accident and is feeding the worms: Saak Albertovich Karapetyan (google it at your leisure)

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (om1hj)

100 What did McCain have on Graham?
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OQp0d)

Seriously. That's the only explanation for the Graham 2.0 version we're seeing now.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (MX7xj)

101 DU has the hot take on all of this:

Lest We Forget, Susan Collins' Husband is in Bed With the Russians
This puts her vile screed in perspective, although still is no excuse. Apparently, she is ready to retire.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (3MG/9)

102 I think he might have nailed her momma many years ago.

And again two nights ago.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (N1ZXu)

103 If they have to use all of the 30 hours, it will expire just before 5
p.m. Saturday. At this point the vote is expected to be 50-49 in favor
with Steve Daines absent for his daughter's wedding.


We lost Murky, picked up Manchin.

Isn't that 52-48?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

104
Soooooo..... what is Captain Cuck up to today???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

105 Gag me. Murkowski needs to go.

On the other hand, I was impressed with Susan Collins's speech. She approached confirming Kavanaugh from a liberal point of view and came across well.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (nvMvs)

106 I'd love to see Palin in the Senate. We NEED her in the Senate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (VE0m1)

107

Murkowski votes NO for a Supreme Court Justice slot.

Still unbelievable.

She's mental.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (2I4LM)

108 Murkowski is untouchable. Her scumbag father Frank is like a mob boss up there. I know it's high treason to criticize the FBI these days, but the fact that no one from Frank Murkowski's all time corrupt regime is rotting in a Federal prison speaks very poorly of the them.

Posted by: MaximusDaximus at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (ZuY0G)

109 Lisa Murkowski is Willem Defoe is Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (3I7wr)

110 My dream

Monday Kavanaugh will be sworn in.

Tuesday Graham refers Swetnick, Avenotti, Ramirez, Ford, and her lawyers for criminal prosecution.

Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on naming post offices.

Thursday Mrs. Ashley Kavanaugh announces a $100 million dollar slander, libel, and defamation lawsuit against the liars and their law firms on the behalf of her and her children.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)

111 Ms. Murkowski, since it's well known that you eat babies both raw and cooked, I don't think you're the right woman for the Senate at this time.

What? Oh no, we don't concern ourselves with evidence any more. Murderer.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (HiLJ1)

112 So, it is official now, right?

Harry Reid scored the biggest own goal in political history in messing with the judicial filibuster.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (wGbBR)

113 103 If they have to use all of the 30 hours, it will expire just before 5
p.m. Saturday. At this point the vote is expected to be 50-49 in favor
with Steve Daines absent for his daughter's wedding.

We lost Murky, picked up Manchin.

Isn't that 52-48?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

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51-49

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (8o3AL)

114 Maybe Murkey can be on the Paper Clip Committee. At a very junior level.

Oh, yes, there's a new office being prepared for her, which will be ready as soon as the brooms are moved out.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (59GGI)

115 I'm going to miss Kreplach's big pile of dog crap.
Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

?

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (bUjCl)

116 In some ways she paved the way for trump.

Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (PMkYS)



Yes she did.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

117 @55 Is anybody giving odds on an assassination attempt against a sitting U.S. senator in the next 24 hours?
--------------------

Deranged prog pilot flies big plane into the Senate building during the vote (like the Tom Clancy novel), killing everyone present, including Kavanaugh and VP Pence (who are both present for the vote).

Lots of Dems cheer.

Sen. Daines returns from his daughter's wedding, and is now the only living Senator. Those same Dems start peddling conspiracy theories about how Daines is responsible for the carnage.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (J3TUp)

118 So wait, everybody update me:

In just the last hour or two, Kav's confirmation went from "Maybe" to "Almost a guaranteed YES" because

-- Collins
-- Manchin
-- Flake

all indicated they were going to vote Yes?

And that puts the vote at 51-49?

Am I right on this?

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (c+2jX)

119 109 Lisa Murkowski is Willem Defoe is Lisa Murkowski.
Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (3I7wr)


Estelle Winwood meets the Skeksis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (/9p9e)

120 this close

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (bUjCl)

121 Hecto Mom Barrett will be a breeze to replace RBG. We'll have at least 55 in the Senate and Schumer will know it'll be a disaster to attack Hecto Mom the way they went at Kav

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (l6sCG)

122 We lost Murky, picked up Manchin.

Isn't that 52-48?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)


No, they cancel each other out, which is why the cloture vote was 51-49 earlier today (same as the R/D margin in the Senate).

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (ANdO9)

123 I think Sen. McCain left Lindsay Graham a big ol' set of balls in his will...
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 05, 2018 04:08 PM (pZox7)

I bet they were hardly used.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (MX7xj)

124 104
Soooooo..... what is Captain Cuck up to today???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

He's sobbing tears of impotent rage into Jonah Goldberg's ass hair.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (tT2kt)

125 Video on Twitter of idiotic Liberal robots being coached.
These people are stooopid.


https://tinyurl.com/ybf9sztd

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (hECVl)

126 contemplating the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

...stroking a white cat, and grabbing some mish while a servant pours him a diet Coke....



The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/richard_j_daley_131566

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (8iiMU)

127 If Saak son-of-Albert Karapetyan is an ethnic Russian I will eat my hat.

That's an Armenian.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (N1ZXu)

128 3 I like the security guard's eyeroll
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (dMvl+)

-----

Maniac at 3 o'clock and closinf fast!!!

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (vpH4d)

129 188 Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (c+2jX)


Correct.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

130 Lindsey Graham is absolutely killing it, like a boss. I feel like I woke up in bizarro world.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (Ajsny)


I had that feeling when the dog eater was re-elected. It's been bizzaro world ever since.

Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (Fs5vw)

131 Anyone check Alyssa's or Cher's twatters?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (mQ0Mc)

132 I'm with the 'Cuda.

Posted by: logprof at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (e7oj4)

133
Could one of the cobs dig up and repost the Lisa Moocowski Coke Bear graphic from 2010? That was hilarious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (pNxlR)

134 I'm going to miss Kreplach's big pile of dog crap.
Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

-------------

Did I miss him getting banned?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (I16G8)

135 104; he has his rudder buried in catshit's ass. fat fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

136 19 8
Lindsey Graham looks like he just got laid.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 04:04 PM (jxbfJ)

He did.

I contend he pounded Collins and gave her some balls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU)


So you're implying that Murkowsky is too ugly?

Well, on consideration, you may have a point.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (59GGI)

137 oh, I don't think maenad is les, but I think it's been some years since she last saw a non-plastic dick.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Well, at least one she didn't saw off with a bread knife.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (c07y/)

138 100 What did McCain have on Graham?
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 05, 2018 04:05 PM (OQp0d)

Seriously. That's the only explanation for the Graham 2.0 version we're seeing now.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:12 PM

Maybe he acted that way because the people who got him into power told him that's the norm. Seeing based Trump destroying liberals, and having fun (and fans) while doing it is probably opening a lot of eyes. GOPe leaders had their small cliques, but none of them were going to be filling stadiums like Trump.

Oh, and he hopes to replace Sessions as AG.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (3MG/9)

139 Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (bUjCl)



Just a silly joke. Kreplach has been posting at least 5 times a day during this whole mess, usually ending with "The GOP is a big pile of dog crap!" or variations thereon.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

140 SFW

https://goo.gl/images/ViLqWG

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (5jVnA)

141 >>>
all indicated they were going to vote Yes?

And that puts the vote at 51-49?

Am I right on this?

...

yes. With one wrinkle. Daines will probably not vote (daughter's wedding) so it will be 50-49. That's a majority of senators present, with no need of Pence's tie-breaker.

Posted by: Lindsay at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (PA9oZ)

142 ooops. I though I deleted the 'disorder' quote. LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (8iiMU)

143
Incoming concern troll alert level:
Red level.

[ ] un-gird your loins
[X] gird them

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (URwyc)

144 Palin is no savior here. Too much baggage including her screwy kids.

***

One of Biden's kids is a drug dealer. Somehow...he is still a "serious" candidate.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (eSx+E)

145 118 So wait, everybody update me:

In just the last hour or two, Kav's confirmation went from "Maybe" to "Almost a guaranteed YES" because

-- Collins
-- Manchin
-- Flake

all indicated they were going to vote Yes?

And that puts the vote at 51-49?

Am I right on this?
Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (c+2jX)

============

I have had a very good feeling that Cocaine Mitch knew he had the votes for more than a week at this point.

The only question, it looks like, was who got to vote no out of the four (Murkowski, Collins, Manchin, Flake).

And now we have our answer, and in just under 30 hours we'll have a new SCOTUS associate justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (8o3AL)

146 If that woman has kids I hope CPS is taking an interest.

No way is she fit for maternity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (N1ZXu)

Exam over, BTH? Hope all goes well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (iwUO9)

147 I repeat - Cocaine Mitch has gone full-Gamera. Lindsey Graham has become a smirking shitlord. And Donald Trump is GEOTUS.

What a time to be alive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL)

148 So wait, everybody update me:



In just the last hour or two, Kav's confirmation went from "Maybe" to "Almost a guaranteed YES" because



-- Collins

-- Manchin

-- Flake



all indicated they were going to vote Yes?



And that puts the vote at 51-49?



Am I right on this?

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (c+2jX)


Yes. And it's 51-49 if Steve Daines flies back from his daughter's wedding tomorrow. Otherwise it will be 50-49.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (ANdO9)

149 Anyone check Alyssa's or Cher's twatters?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (mQ0Mc)


What? Are you crazy?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (T71PA)

150 Is that a pink pussy phone she's got? Cute.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (HgMAr)

151 @SenatorCollins should be ashamed of herself for attacking my client and Dr. Ford. How did she make a credibility determination as to my client? How is she qualified to do that without ANY investigation? She did ZERO to determine whether my client and her witnesses were credible
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:02 PM (2I4LM)


Hahaahahhahaha!!!
Adios, CPL!

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (wMHPW)

152 @112 Harry Reid scored the biggest own goal in political history in messing with the judicial filibuster.
--------------------

Funny thing is, when McConnell first floated the idea, he was smart enough to recognize the flaws and let himself get talked out of it. But Reid stupidly took the idea and ran with it.

And now McConnell gets to reap the benefits.

Now that I think about it, it's probably surprising that some Dem conspiracy theorist hasn't floated the idea that McConnell tricked Reid into making the change so that Reid would get the blame, and McConnell would get the benefits.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (J3TUp)

153 Is that photoshopped-- Lindsey straightening his tie?

It's too funny to be true almost.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (Cssks)

154 Anyone check Alyssa's or Cher's twatters?


Phrasing?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

155 If it wasn't for Sarah (mostly Sarah) rallying people, we wouldn't have potent Tea Party movement, thusly neutered obamao, and today's supreme court.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (bUjCl)

156
I hope Sarah runs and wins. When she gets here, Ima gone knock her up for the 6th time.

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (f1Vqw)

157 As far as web pages blocking ad blockers. You can use NoScript to block the blocker block.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (1L9V9)

158 138: Now there's a good idea!

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (U7k5w)

159 88 I'm going to miss Kreplach's big pile of dog crap.
Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (lwiT4)



Cause the GOPe is never going to sell us out again?

Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (zRwJ/)

160 Someone with talent (which excludes me) needs to make that #Based Lindsay vid into a Thug Life GIF.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (O9qtX)

161 Anyone check Alyssa's or Cher's twatters?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (mQ0Mc)
............

Bad connection with Jupiter.

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

162

Going to be violence this weekend. I'd stay in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (2I4LM)

163 81 It moved.

It's getting yuge and luxurious.



Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK



If your erection lasts more than 4 epochs.....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:10 PM (9Om/r)

...Best epoc ever?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

164
Based on that photo, I believe that Senator Lindsey Graham will consume many libations sweetened with libs' tears this evening and weekend.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (pNxlR)

165 I think H.L. Mencken's quote should be honorarily attributed to Linsday Graham over the weekend. And put his smiling face over the skull.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (mQ0Mc)

166 144 Palin is no savior here. Too much baggage including her screwy kids.

***

One of Biden's kids is a drug dealer. Somehow...he is still a "serious" candidate.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (eSx+E)

=============

He's only serious because he's a former VP and as the ability to connect with people in the mid West.

There is no other candidate in the potential field who can say they are either of those things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (8o3AL)

167 Y'all can thank me for mailing GrowASet TM to Lindsay two weeks ago.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (TdMsT)

168 so Scott Adams said Collins speech was amazing. and it might turn the tide

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (kzFDG)

169 Someone said swearing in on Wednesday.

I might have to plan a little watch party!

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (wMHPW)

170 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

171 160 Someone with talent (which excludes me) needs to make that #Based Lindsay vid into a Thug Life GIF.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (O9qtX)


I have to find "Kung Fu Christmas" and play it with that image.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

172 Vendette

Bottomline:

War over. Sometimes they do end.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (Cssks)

173 Oh, and he hopes to replace Sessions as AG.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (3MG/9)

-------


Oh.My.Gawd.

Schadens so hard ..... if I touch it.... its going off.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

174 Maniac at 3 o'clock and closinf fast!!!
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (vpH4d)

I apologize - just realized he's a cop, not a security guard.

He's quite cute too.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (dMvl+)

175 152 @112 Harry Reid scored the biggest own goal in political history in messing with the judicial filibuster.
--------------------

Funny thing is, when McConnell first floated the idea, he was smart enough to recognize the flaws and let himself get talked out of it. But Reid stupidly took the idea and ran with it.

And now McConnell gets to reap the benefits.

Now that I think about it, it's probably surprising that some Dem conspiracy theorist hasn't floated the idea that McConnell tricked Reid into making the change so that Reid would get the blame, and McConnell would get the benefits.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (J3TUp)

============

Just wait for sometime in 2020 when the voter ID question gets settled very firmly on our side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (8o3AL)

176 94
I do not expect Palin to follow through but I have always liked her even
toward the end. She endured a lot of crap. In some ways she paved the
way for trump.

Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (PMkYS)

She was the first big name to endorse Trump, IIRC.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (5jVnA)

177

Okay. Lindsay Graham = Superfly or Shaft? Or the shaft of Superfly?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

178 What I repesct most from Palin was how loyal she was to McCain. And you see how that was paid back to her.

Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (PMkYS)

179 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)


!!!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (ANdO9)

180 Cocaine Mitch's pimp hand makes them tremble in fear

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (OLCnA)

181 Seriously. That's the only explanation for the Graham 2.0 version we're seeing now.

***

I'd also look and see if Graham had a recentish break up.

Romantic partners can have a pretty strong pull on people....look at later Goldwater (for the bad case) or later Heinlein (for the good case)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (eSx+E)

182 Cause the GOPe is never going to sell us out again?

Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (zRwJ/)



Oh absolutely they will. Starting Tuesday I imagine. But at least we own the weekend.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

183 "I believe you're a good man. That is why I will make sure your tomb is well attended." - Lindsey Graham, as he prepares to flay a heretic

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (oZ6kz)

184 170 colon is perforated. hospital visit
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

Damn, sorry to hear it. Good news is that intestinal surgery is about like splicing hose these days. You should come through it just fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (tT2kt)

185 He's sobbing tears of impotent rage into Jonah Goldberg's ass hair.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (tT2kt)


Well. Gonna take a bit of booze to scrub that visual.

Yikes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (xPJvm)

186 [X] gird them
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex


Uh, I think I need a bigger toga, coach.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 04:18 PM (c07y/)

187 Palin is no savior here. Too much baggage including her screwy kids.

Palin was doing the heavy lifting for conservatives in the public forum for years - even as she and her family were being savaged by the lefty savages and the Vichy Right. She never backed down and usually brought the conservative point across loud and clear. And even then she generally didn't get the credit she deserved, but she fought on, anyway.

Palin would be fantastic in the Senate and the country would benefit immensely from it.

Now ... if Michelle Bachman could be convinced to run for a Senate seat, too ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (VE0m1)

188 OK, if Palin is going to run against Smilin' Lisa, then the Alaska legislature needs to get a sore loser law on the books pronto.

Posted by: Furious George at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)

189 These Senate meetings would be better with a couple of attractive, young cigarette girls carrying trays supported with shoulder straps walking around the floor offering their merchandise at reasonable prices.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (JPm0G)

190 Mitch McConnell at Senatorial gym.

https://youtu.be/2gvrgwiRQUk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (fA1SL)

191 Crazy lady has a pussy phone. Boy, I could of used one of those few years ago!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (xqfqx)

192 sarah's tweet deserves an A+
senator graham gets an A, too.

MAGA
all.the.way.


Posted by: concrete girl at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (EdXJ0)

193 What is Bill "Ahoy" K. up to -
Kristol said he had lunch with David Axelrod yesterday.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (LilNs)

194
...
Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on naming post offices.
...
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)
++++++++
Why should she get to name post offices?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (I2dne)

195 Oh boy is this ever rich. This guy at Slate makes the case that a Kavanaugh confirmation should be met by future Dem presidents and Congressional majorities defying any Supreme Court decisions made when he is on the Court.

https://tinyurl.com/yashlkj8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

196 170 Ouch,prayers for you man.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (mCMQ5)

197 96 This really is an amazing transformation. Graham was a weak sister for years, and now he needs an entourage to carry his giant steel clankers. I hope it's for the long haul.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (

=====================

Send Senator Graham a note thanking him for his vigorous support of Kavanaugh and Conservative Ideals.

Encourage him to continue.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (vpH4d)

198 Palin would be fantastic in the Senate and the country would benefit immensely from it.

Now ... if Michelle Bachman could be convinced to run for a Senate seat, too ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (VE0m1)

Newsletter ?

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (bUjCl)

199
colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)



What?? For real?? Oh no! Can you take a laptop or something so we know you're ok?

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (lwiT4)

200 Lindsey Graham, moments ago - 'THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED! '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (fA1SL)

201 188 OK, if Palin is going to run against Smilin' Lisa, then the Alaska legislature needs to get a sore loser law on the books pronto.
Posted by: Furious George at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)


It has one.

Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (zRwJ/)

202 The pod people have taken Lindsey graham and replaced him with Reptilicus!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (LTE9d)

203 This really is an amazing transformation. Graham was
a weak sister for years, and now he needs an entourage to carry his
giant steel clankers. I hope it's for the long haul.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (tT2kt)



They can't let them touch each other, the gamma ray burst would be bad.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (9Om/r)

204 191 Crazy lady has a pussy phone. Boy, I could of used one of those few years ago!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (xqfqx)



"AND???? Loving it!"

- - Agent 86 shoe phone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

205 I think we should all bow our heads and say a few words of thanks to the Man Upstairs.

(Donald TRUMP)

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (Cssks)

206 Lindsay has become SuperFly. Cocaine Mitch should be proud.

Watching GOPers grow stones is bringing tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (2LelM)

207 omg boulder
how'd it happen?

prayers!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (dMvl+)

208 Going to be violence this weekend. I'd stay in.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (2I4LM)

-------------

Eh. I live in GA and have a carry license. I'll be going out.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (I16G8)

209 BTT what?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (0OmEj)

210 Lindsey, my man.

Posted by: m at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (Scps5)

211 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

Yikes. Get better soon, hermano.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (xPJvm)

212 202 The pod people have taken Lindsey graham and replaced him with Reptilicus!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (LTE9d)


"Earthman, I have heard every word you have said!"

- - Lindsay Gorn

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

213 Even if Palin was as stupid as Dems and MSM (excuse the redundancy) portrayed her to be (which she is not) Palin would still be in the top half of IQs for Senators.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (S3AyC)

214 This is why I can never quit you, ace.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:06 PM (tT2kt)

I was just de-lurking to say the same thing . . . late to the party again.

Posted by: NavyMom at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (SJ7zT)

215
McCain died and I now feel the spirit of Strom filling my newly descended testicles.

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (f1Vqw)

216 These Senate meetings would be better with a couple of attractive, young
cigarette girls carrying trays supported with shoulder straps walking
around the floor offering their merchandise at reasonable prices.
Kamala Harris and Chubby Gillibrand.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (jDF8P)

217 Oh boy is this ever rich. This guy at Slate makes the case that a Kavanaugh confirmation should be met by future Dem presidents and Congressional majorities defying any Supreme Court decisions made when he is on the Court.

https://tinyurl.com/yashlkj8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)


Tucker made this point last night or so.

California is already ignoring laws with Sanctuary cities and illegals.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (2I4LM)

218 Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on naming post offices.

-------

Thursday Graham announces that Morecokeski is stripped of all her skin and buried in bees.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

219 Remember the Michelle Bachman corndog picture!It is seared in my memory,SEARED.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (mCMQ5)

220 Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is
stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on
naming post offices.

...

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)

++++++++

Why should she get to name post offices?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (I2dne)


Well he didn't mention what country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (9Om/r)

221 Oh, and he hopes to replace Sessions as AG.


***

before the BK thing exploded, Trump was doing...something...with Rosenstein.

My wish:

[Trump] Hey Rosie, I want to fire Sessions and give you the job, what do you say?

[Rosie] Sounds good (saying you asshole under his breath)

2 weeks later

[Trump] Hey Rosie, remember how the Senators said if I fired Sessions they wouldn't let me pick anyone they didn't like?

[Rosie] Yes...?

[Trump] Remember how that meant you would have become acting AG?

[Rosie] Yes...?

[Trump] But that now that other guy, that isn't one of you Deep Staters is next in line for the role now?

[Rosie] Shit.....

[Trump] You are fffffffired.MUHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (eSx+E)

222 bth prayers. Take it easy.


Damn.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (0OmEj)

223 Can one watch pr0n on hospital network, I wonder ?... no reason..

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (bUjCl)

224 Praying for you, Boulder Toilet Hobo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)

225 omg boulder
how'd it happen?


Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 05, 2018 04:20 PM (dMvl+)

----

I was . . . afraid...... to ask that very question.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

226 Oregon Muse

Yeah...but then there'd be a two-drink minimum.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (Cssks)

227 >>>Is that photoshopped-- Lindsey straightening his tie?

It's too funny to be true almost.

...

real. Daily Caller has several sequential shots of him.

Posted by: Lindsay at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (PA9oZ)

228 Lindsey Graham, moments ago - 'THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED! '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (fA1SL)
*************************
Sessions is ready to rumble?/

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (hECVl)

229 Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is
stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on
naming post offices.

...

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)



"Whoa?!"

- -Kase-of-the-itches

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

230
My inner Strom is gonna bang 5 of my staffer harem tonight in celebration. All at the same time, baby.

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (f1Vqw)

231
Lisa Murkowski is Willem Defoe is Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (3I7wr)







I'm an enthusiastically heterosexual male, and I'm pretty sure I'd rather fuck Defoe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (veoSD)

232 Is that harpie screaming at the Grahamanator holding a pussy phone?

https://bit.ly/2yf6xhu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

233 "Straightening your tie" is well-known as the polite, gentleman's alternative to grabbing your crotch and saying "I am the dominant male due to my superior genital size!".

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (c+2jX)

234 everyone on MSNBC has the sadz

Posted by: Gref at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (AMIL/)

235 >>Cause the GOPe is never going to sell us out again?

So I can call the Jets a winner because someday they will be again?

Cool.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)

236 Another thing these Senate meetings need is an open bar.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (JPm0G)

237 I really like that picture of Lindsey Graham straightening his tie and walking away from the caterwauling Commiecrat cuntcreme.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (ujg0T)

238 217 California is already ignoring laws with Sanctuary cities and illegals.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (2I4LM)

And Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (UnA8+)

239 173 Oh, and he hopes to replace Sessions as AG.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (3MG/9)

Oh.My.Gawd.

Schadens so hard ..... if I touch it.... its going off.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (3MG/9)

240 I bet $10 that Murkowski flips to a yes. Voting no gets her nothing but grief at home and shows her to be a weak willed failure. And her vote won't put him over the top.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (wMHPW)

241 "The future is female? I don't think so, sugartits!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (W+vEI)

242 I have to say, this guy cracks me up

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/with_replies

look at his reply to Jim Acosta, ahahah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (2I4LM)

243 231
Lisa Murkowski is Willem Defoe is Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: wooga at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (3I7wr)







I'm an enthusiastically heterosexual male, and I'm pretty sure I'd rather fuck Defoe.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:22 PM (veoSD)



He looks better with long hair and in a dress than she does.

/Boondock Saints.

Posted by: buzzion at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (zRwJ/)

244 91 If they have to use all of the 30 hours, it will expire just before 5 p.m. Saturday. At this point the vote is expected to be 50-49 in favor with Steve Daines absent for his daughter's wedding.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:11 PM (ANdO9)

Didn't Daines say earlier today he WILL be there for the vote?

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (cF8AT)

245 Kav confirmation assured. Great September jobs numbers. Trump is having a terrible day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (dNzKv)

246 Man, fuck yo mama!

Posted by: Based Lindsey Graham at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (SkuXa)

247 Lindsey Graham's MMA career will not conflict with his duties as Grand Inquisitor and Purifier.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (fA1SL)

248
...
Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is stripped of all her committee assignments, except the committee on naming post offices.
...
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)
++++++++
Why should she get to name post offices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (

========

Because that is about the most boring, useless and humiliating function for a US Senator that I can think of.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (vpH4d)

249 O/T
I listened to Collin's entire speech. One little nugget in there was a comment about large corporations writing algorithms to steer anyone looking on the internet to only one side of an issue. I think she just issued a veiled threat to Gulag, Farcebook, and Twatter.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (gEvQ8)

250
I want to point out that Senator Lindsey Graham is sporting the Underhand Double-Bofa knot in that photo.

Tomorrow he will don his tie using the Overhand Double-Bofa knot, which rules like a boss.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (pNxlR)

251 144 Palin is no savior here. Too much baggage including her screwy kids.

***

One of Biden's kids is a drug dealer. Somehow...he is still a "serious" candidate.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (eSx+E)

====

I know. It sucks. If you have any idea how to change the minds of the morons around me, I'm listening.

Posted by: jc at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (iRJ+A)

252 I want to listen to Susan Collins' floor speech again...

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:24 PM (bUjCl)

253 Colonel Graham would make a great AG

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (U7k5w)

254 Leave Susan Collins alone. She is our only chance in Maine and she won her lost election by a huge margin.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (YoaSV)

255 6 Hot damn, but I'm loving the new Lindsey Graham. No homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (tT2kt)

That might be the first time ever the name Lindsey Graham was immediately followed by the phrase "no homo."

Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (S3AyC)

256 How long is WVA going to fall for this?


In one of his campaign ads he shot a gun, said he was going to do what was best for WVA, then said he supported Hillary.

This was the same election in which Hillary said she would kill coal.


An aside: WVA, of all the States, has the highest rate of pregnant smokers.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (34alA)

257 who said that ??

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (bUjCl)

258 Okay. Lindsay Graham = Superfly or Shaft? Or the shaft of Superfly?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

LOL he should have yelled at Ford "BITCH ARE YOU FO-REAL??"

Posted by: tooltip at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (Om3v6)

259 217 Oh boy is this ever rich. This guy at Slate makes the case that a Kavanaugh confirmation should be met by future Dem presidents and Congressional majorities defying any Supreme Court decisions made when he is on the Court.

https://tinyurl.com/yashlkj8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

Tucker made this point last night or so.

California is already ignoring laws with Sanctuary cities and illegals.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (2I4LM)

===========

This isn't hard to predict.

I just look forward to SCOTUS saying that the federal government can pull funding for state level programs when states disobey federal rulings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (8o3AL)

260 219
Remember the Michelle Bachman corndog picture!It is seared in my memory,SEARED.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:21 PM (mCMQ5)

I only regret that I have but one life to lose.

Posted by: The Corndog at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (5jVnA)

261 California is already ignoring laws with Sanctuary cities and illegals.
-----------------------------
California is a Puss Filled Piñata just waiting for Trump to take a bat to it. I suspect this is just what he will do if the Gopers hold the House and grow seats in the Senate. What does he have to lose by making the Golden State his gimp?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (2LelM)

262 Yes. And it's 51-49 if Steve Daines flies back from his daughter's wedding tomorrow. Otherwise it will be 50-49.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:15 PM (ANdO9)

Ohhhhh those smart bastards!

I think I just realized why Daines became a spotlight question at all. Maximum humiliation as Joe Manchin is forced to sit or stand at Chuck Schumer's call.

There are so many ways to destroy the Democrats now. The GOP needs to look out for treason, ot course, but the libtears are flowing, so drink while you can.

Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (cgzEU)

263 Going to be violence this weekend. I'd stay in.




Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (2I4LM)


---

Just wait until Trump gets to nominate a replacement for ruth "Buzzy" ginsberg. ACW Part deux.


She screwed up big time thinking hillary was going to win and she would retire then.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (JUOKG)

264 190, omfg, blew coffee on my monitor

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

265 Murkowski's statement makes no sense.

She's saying that Kavanaugh should not be confirmed because there is the perception that the judiciary is corrupt, and that to confirm him would merely strengthen that perception.

But the majority of people who consider it corrupt are surely conservatives. So if perception of corruption is the primary concern, he should be confirmed.

Liberals merely do not wish to lose their SC majority. They are merely worried about power. To paraphrase Barack, they've got a good deal in the past and they need to accept the fact that times have changed. Liberals can absorb the pain that comes with a Kavanaugh confirmation. Remember the Crusades!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/qEW2)

266 Oh boy is this ever rich. This guy at Slate makes the case that a Kavanaugh confirmation should be met by future Dem presidents and Congressional majorities defying any Supreme Court decisions made when he is on the Court.

https://tinyurl.com/yashlkj8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

There's your Civil War trigger.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (71o8T)

267 Wednesday McConnell announces that Moreckeski is stripped of all her
committee assignments, except the committee on naming post offices.

...

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (vpH4d)



That's actually a pretty good committee.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (ANdO9)

268
I don't always get boners, but when I do they are for old fat broads with pussy phones.

Posted by: The Most Non-Existant Man In The World at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (nFwvY)

269 242 I have to say, this guy cracks me up

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/with_replies

look at his reply to Jim Acosta, ahahah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (2I4LM)

Yeah, he's funny...so is Cuffy, who I think is a AOS alum....isn't he?

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (cF8AT)

270 I bet $10 that Murkowski flips to a yes. Voting no gets her nothing but grief at home and shows her to be a weak willed failure. And her vote won't put him over the top.
Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (wMHPW)


If that is the case, we can thank Susan Collins.

I *never* thought I would write those words. EVER.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (T71PA)

271 170 colon is perforated. hospital visit
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

May God bless you.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (59GGI)

272 233 "Straightening your tie" is well-known as the polite, gentleman's alternative to grabbing your crotch and saying "I am the dominant male due to my superior genital size!".

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM

He was RAPING ME!!!!

Posted by: Psycho Feminist Harasser at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (3MG/9)

273 I don't know, one day we may find out that Lindsey is a poon hound and could not commit to just one lady...

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (bUjCl)

274 Grassley demands correspondence between Ford legal team and Dem senators
............

No wonder ChiFi looked like she swallowed a turd after reading FBI report

Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

275 "look at his reply to Jim Acosta, ahahah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:23 PM (2I4LM) "

Red Steeze still leans never-Trump I believe, but he's definitely won himself a Medal of Honor during this current Twitter War. Dude has been giving L's to progressives of all stripes for almost three weeks now.

And Wictor gets a Purple Heart.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

276 Susan Collins also promised to not show us her tits.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (4ErVI)

277 I just look forward to SCOTUS saying that the federal government can
pull funding for state level programs when states disobey federal
rulings.

***

Nah, nothing will change until those people go to jail.

What do you call the crime where an elected official helps a foreign invasion of America again...and what is the punishment?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (eSx+E)

278 it begins

kat calvin @KatCalvinLA


Never let Collins have a moment of peace in public again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (2I4LM)

279 Now that this is (almost) over, I'm looking forward to getting a rock-hard conservative on the court. Somebody who makes Clarence Thomas look squishy.

Would be awesome if Trump could get 4 (or more) SCOTUS picks during his 8 year tenure.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (fqUgw)

280 255 6 Hot damn, but I'm loving the new Lindsey Graham. No homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (tT2kt)

That might be the first time ever the name Lindsey Graham was immediately followed by the phrase "no homo."
Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (S3AyC)



I am very glad I was not sipping my coffee or water when reading that. Threadwinner.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (ujg0T)

281 Palin did a lot to help Trump behind the scenes that most will never know. That is all I can say.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (YoaSV)

282 265 Murkowski's statement makes no sense.

She's saying that Kavanaugh should not be confirmed because there is the perception that the judiciary is corrupt, and that to confirm him would merely strengthen that perception.

But the majority of people who consider it corrupt are surely conservatives. So if perception of corruption is the primary concern, he should be confirmed.

Liberals merely do not wish to lose their SC majority. They are merely worried about power. To paraphrase Barack, they've got a good deal in the past and they need to accept the fact that times have changed. Liberals can absorb the pain that comes with a Kavanaugh confirmation. Remember the Crusades!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (/qEW2)

============

Murkowski does not strike me as someone with an IQ over 80.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (8o3AL)

283 Okay. Lindsay Graham = Superfly or Shaft? Or the shaft of Superfly?

-
Well, sex machine to all the chicks?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)

284 203 This really is an amazing transformation. Graham was
a weak sister for years, and now he needs an entourage to carry his
giant steel clankers. I hope it's for the long haul.
++++++++++
This. And the Right's reception of his turn-around is no-doubt grabbing the attention of the entire GOPe. "Gee golly, maybe our voters were right all along! The Left really is out to knee-cap the very foundation of the country, is choke full of dishonest, vile scumbags, and really does engage in coordinated dishonest smear campaigns with 90% of the Media and all of the social media providers, engages in illegal conduct to achieve their goals, and has no problem with pushing outright lies while suppressing all facts and people that would otherwise derail their preferred narrative.

Huh. And all it took was the Progressives' colossal overreach on Kavanaugh and the threatened doxxing of Senator's children to do it.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (db5dt)

285 Murky cow apparently has the conceptual grasp of a cat turd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (LTE9d)

286 Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK


Even i think that would be awesome.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (wMHPW)

287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...

Wha? Hmm?

I think the schadenboner made me pass out.

Posted by: Log Cabin at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (Ve2ZO)

288 Yeah, he's funny...so is Cuffy, who I think is a AOS alum....isn't he?
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:26 PM (cF8AT)
---
Yes. He used to comment all the time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (HiLJ1)

289 278 it begins

kat calvin @KatCalvinLA


Never let Collins have a moment of peace in public again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (2I4LM)


Without going into detail, these "people" need to be swatted on the snout with a rolled up newspaper if you follow my meaning...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (/9p9e)

290 266 Oh boy is this ever rich. This guy at Slate makes the case that a Kavanaugh confirmation should be met by future Dem presidents and Congressional majorities defying any Supreme Court decisions made when he is on the Court.

https://tinyurl.com/yashlkj8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

There's your Civil War trigger.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM

No, they'll just use it as justification for expanding the court to 11 justices, because impeaching him is too hard and he's obviously illegitimate.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (3MG/9)

291 Look at the screaming maenad in the background

Actually, it looks like she just saw her first Beatle.

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (OiC69)

292
Just looked at photo of Michelle Bachmann and the corndog - there is a photo of Rick Perry deep throating a corndog also!

Posted by: Glenn John at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (LilNs)

293 287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...

Wha? Hmm?

I think the schadenboner made me pass out.
Posted by: Log Cabin at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (Ve2ZO)

===========

If Trump wins re-election and Republicans hold the Senate through at least 2020, I think the reversal of America's descent since the New Deal will finally be cemented.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (8o3AL)

294 285 Murky cow apparently has the conceptual grasp of a cat turd.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 05, 2018 04:27 PM (LTE9d)


"Hey, shut your whore mouth!"

- - Toxoplasmosis cells

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (/9p9e)

295 If Manchin is reelected, I'm fine with the war on coal.

Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (UfkIY)

296 Have we heard from the Hawaiian judge yet?
Because I'm thinking he may be getting a slap-down written jointly by Kavanaugh and Thomas.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (W+vEI)

297
Pence will be there just in case. Vote is gonna be 50-49, and it's possible one of the Ayes might get stuck in traffic, struck by lightning, etc.

So Pence will be there, probably presiding for the vote.

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (f1Vqw)

298 somebody on the twitter said if McConnell is "Cocaine Mitch" then Graham is "the Graham Reaper"

Posted by: not the mama at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (t2AQi)

299 It doesn't sound like Sarah is necessarily saying that she would be the one to run against Murkowski, just that there will be a primary opponent.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (m45I2)

300 293 If Trump wins re-election and Republicans hold the Senate through at least 2020, I think the reversal of America's descent since the New Deal will finally be cemented.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (8o3AL)


Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)

301 Run, Sarah! Run!!

Pretty sure Donnie TwoScoops is a fan of the SnowBilly, if I recall.

Posted by: DocJ at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (NYS7S)

302 Senator Palin could make Camille LaPaglia's old prediction come true...you never know

Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (U7k5w)

303 298. And there it is. The Graham Reaper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (fA1SL)

304 And the Overton Window just moved a few more feet to the right. God Bless you Trump, Cocaine Mitch and SuperFly. God Bless you one and all.

Posted by: Tiny Tim Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)

305 Please Lord we need a better primary opponent for Murkowski than Palin. In Alaska she will create a three way race and Murkowski will be there through 2028.

Posted by: Roy LC at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (94N0K)

306 298 somebody on the twitter said if McConnell is "Cocaine Mitch" then Graham is "the Graham Reaper"
Posted by: not the mama at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (t2AQi)


Lindsay Gorn!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)

307 That's actually a pretty good committee.
Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (ANdO9)


Posty McPostface in every town!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (wCmLp)

308 This is not new for Lindsey Graham . It is the most publicized though. Unfortunately other actions of his with his partner McCain overshadowed those other times Graham laid down a beating.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (71o8T)

309 Bush 41 and trump United together. I have not been this happy to be a republican since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Though election night for 2000 election was pretty sweet too.

Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (PMkYS)

310 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

That is not good, but hopefully they have caught it in time. So big doses of antibiotics, and surgery to stitch up the hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (iwUO9)

311 What was it about 1959 that made it so important to add new states?

The Cold War?

We took two places that aren't America and started calling them America, with Senators and everything. Were we high?

We could always exploit their resources and tax their tourism dollars without giving them the vote.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (fuK7c)

312 Without going into detail, these "people" need to be swatted on the snout with a rolled up newspaper if you follow my meaning...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (/9p9e)

They have the attention span of gnats. They'll be after someone else soon enough.

Hopefully it's someone with a gun who uses it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (4ErVI)

313 He's a good man. But the Left can't afford having a good man on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Lisa Murks at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (98WNR)

314 OK, if Palin is going to run against Smilin' Lisa, then the Alaska legislature needs to get a sore loser law on the books pronto.
Posted by: Furious George

_______

I think last time they did a write in campaign

I know you can have a law where your name is inelgible to appear on the ballot, but I'm not sure if legally you can disqualify a write in candidate?

Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (UfkIY)

315 170 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)

Oh no! Praying for a speedy recovery. You'll be fine hobo!

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (cF8AT)

316 255 6 Hot damn, but I'm loving the new Lindsey Graham. No homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 04:03 PM (tT2kt)

That might be the first time ever the name Lindsey Graham was immediately followed by the phrase "no homo."
Posted by: tankdemon


It's completely possible to be a homosexual and still have a take-no-prisoners ass-kicking hard-right attitude. I give you Pym Fortuyn and Milo Yiannopolous.

Thus, it's still entirely likely that Lindsay Graham is gay, as everyone suspects, but now is the "Dom" in his BSDM relationship, rather than the "M" as he used to be.

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (c+2jX)

317 Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK


To Motley Cru, or Van Halen records?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (wCmLp)

318
Melania in a pith-hat safari outfit:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6244911

Loons go crazy, denouncing her as a "colonizer".

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (f1Vqw)

319 300 293 If Trump wins re-election and Republicans hold the Senate through at least 2020, I think the reversal of America's descent since the New Deal will finally be cemented.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (8o3AL)


Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)

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Just think, it'll mean 6 solid years of Cocaine Mitch filling the judiciary with conservatives, including, perhaps, seats that give us 6-3 (or even, please Dear Jesus 7-2) on SCOTUS.

That's the sort of sea change that moves questions in the court from, "What can we push through to make new changes," to, "What can we push through to undo things."

Even those cases that liberal outfits will champion through the courts will be used to roll back some regulation or penumbra.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (8o3AL)

320 286
Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK





Even i think that would be awesome.

Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 04:28 PM (wMHPW)
The male stampede to get tickets to that event would result in tremors strong enough to register on the Richter Scale.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (a0IVu)

321 Just saw a great photoshop on Facedesk of Kav, McConnell and Grassley carrying a keg through the Senate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (I16G8)

322 Choo-Choo, motherfuckers! There's a new S.C. Justice coming through.

Posted by: Train Parrot at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (neVm7)

323 Palin would be fantastic in the Senate and the country would benefit immensely from it.



Now ... if Michelle Bachman could be convinced to run for a Senate seat, too ...
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Yowza! The Universe tilted a bit there. Newsletter?

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (MIKMs)

324 I hate that scrunt from Alaska. Isolate her like a she had eboli

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (m8J9w)

325 293 If Trump wins re-election and Republicans hold the Senate through at least 2020, I think the reversal of America's descent since the New Deal will finally be cemented.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (8o3AL)


Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)


It is possible. Trump is a leader and gets things done. It seems to be rubbing off on congress.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (T71PA)

326 These are the saddest of possible words,
Collins and Manchin and Flake.
They should have been soft as a pile of wet turds,
Collins and Manchin and Flake.
But ruthlessly bursting the Democrats' bubble,
Reducing Chuck's strategy down into rubble,
Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble,
Collins and Manchin and Flake.


Next week: declassify. It's coming.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (59GGI)

327 293
287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...

She may not go the distance after this, I hope. Imagine Trump picking another one, lol.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (K22Va)

328 Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.
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Supremes will be 5-4 originalists. Everything is possible now. A few slaps upside Goolag, FascistBook and Twatter's head will get the attention of the big boys in Manhattan. They like money more than they like subversion.

Posted by: Tiny Tim Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (2LelM)

329 We could always exploit their resources and tax their tourism dollars without giving them the vote.

Sounds like a plan for California

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (XQvuQ)

330 303 298. And there it is. The Graham Reaper.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 05, 2018 04:30 PM (fA1SL)

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It's the nickname we deserve, but not the one we need right now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (8o3AL)

331 Murkowski's Folly?

Posted by: Deep Pleasure State at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (jrqkz)

332 319 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (8o3AL)

Well for sure that is YUUGE. They cement their edicts via the court's rubber stamp. Take that away and they have bupkis.

Hence, the Replicant Pris Death Mambo we are witnessing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)

333 >>Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.

I believe it's already well underway.

I think a lot of things already done are going to take some time to appreciate. For example, killing the forced funding of public unions hasn't even started to kick in and that will be yuge.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

334 Lindsay Gorn!

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And there's not a Kirk in sight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

335
Okay. Lindsay Graham = Superfly or Shaft? Or the shaft of Superfly?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)








Both have bitchin' soundtracks, I regularly listen to both.

But the Theme to Shaft is probably the coolest, most metal bit of soul music ever put to tape.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (veoSD)

336 With Bachman it was the corndog picture with Sarah Palin it was endless shot of here high heel shoes.Remember?

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (mCMQ5)

337 Leave Susan Collins alone. She is our only chance in Maine and she won her lost election by a huge margin.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 05, 2018 04:25 PM (YoaSV)


She definitely did us a solid, can't deny that. It was like being awake while watching a surgeon removing your appendix, but it was a solid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (9Om/r)

338 Just as we're discussing trying to ditch Murkowski, the Dems on Twitter are talking about voting out Collins. Jen Psaki asked who wants to run again her, and Susan Rice said "me".

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (3MG/9)

339 I think last time they did a write in campaign

They did. It "worked" once, doubt it would "work" again.

Especially if the flow of pork into Alaska is cut-off thanks to the dimwit's shiv of Judge K.

So - is Chuck the Schmuck going to insist on the full 30-hours like the prick we all know him to be?

Posted by: DocJ at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (NYS7S)

340 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)
_________________

How many times have I told you not to put things up there!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's mom at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (fqUgw)

341 Praying for you BTH,

Get well fast.

Ask about probiotics to knock back the risk of C. Diff. from all those antibiotics.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (vpH4d)

342 Palin campaigned hard for Joe Miller. That he lost revealed that Alaska wasn't Palin country anymore. Not Palin's fault though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (71o8T)

343 Why should she get to name post offices?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:19 PM (I2dne)

Only the ones on uninhabitated Aleutian islands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (iwUO9)

344 Where do you get a vagi-phone like she had? Does it smell weird? bleed for 7 days each month? Does it vibrate uncontrollably if you stroke the top of it just so?
Asking for a friend.
Sorry, I'm sure these, and many more have already been commented on. I had to go out and buy "supplies" in my giddy excitement over the weird transformation of Senate Republicans.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (ty7RM)

345 I want to see Amal Thapar seriously considered for scotus if a vacancy comes up...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

346 LMAO Susan Rice claims to be running for Collins' seat. Talk about knee jerk reactions.

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (om1hj)

347 332 319 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (8o3AL)

Well for sure that is YUUGE. They cement their edicts via the court's rubber stamp. Take that away and they have bupkis.

Hence, the Replicant Pris Death Mambo we are witnessing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)

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The RBG replacement fight is going to be very loud.

And probably very ineffective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (8o3AL)

348 Your final box score:

W: Kavanaugh (1-0)
L: Ford (0-1)
Holds: Graham (1), McConnell (3)
Save: Collins (1)
Blown Saves: Feinstein (17), Avenatti (1,004), Schumer (1,000,145)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (oZ6kz)

349 >>>I had that feeling when the dog eater was re-elected. It's been bizzaro world ever since.
Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (Fs5vw)

After Obama's reelection I vowed to never again get emotionally involved with politics.

And yet, here I am again. Sucked in to the drama.

Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (q177U)

350 @ Zombie.

You should celebrate.

By joining in at the TxMoMeet.

No cameras allowed. The property has no Wi-Fi, whatsoever.

Remote property.

Finally, this.

Hundreds of guns, dozens of skilled marksmen and women. And some pretty hard types to make it stick.

You'd be more well protected than even POTUS at a rally.

Better fed, also. Two roast suckling pigs. I've arranged for one to get a Bat-Mitvah, so she'll be kinda sorta maybe Kosher, just in case.

Mazel Tov!

*snoopy dance*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (QzJWU)

351 Post-Mortem Benefit: So, does the recent GOP voter base enthusiasm now disappear and GOP voters stay home for midterms?

Nope. The Democrats can have their whining victim minority SJW voters while the GOP now becomes the party of choice for adults.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (db5dt)

352 335
Both have bitchin' soundtracks, I regularly listen to both.

But the Theme to Shaft is probably the coolest, most metal bit of soul music ever put to tape.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (veoSD)


Big fan of Curtis Mayfield ("Move On Up!") and the Shaft theme is burned into my memory from 5th grade.

"You see, this cat Lindsay is a bad mother---"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (/9p9e)

353 333 >>Admire your optimism but that is a titanic job. BUT... we will have a firm start on the right path for sure.

I believe it's already well underway.

I think a lot of things already done are going to take some time to appreciate. For example, killing the forced funding of public unions hasn't even started to kick in and that will be yuge.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

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I would be shocked if union donations to campaigns aren't down at least 10-15% compared to 2014 right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (8o3AL)

354 colon is perforated. hospital visit
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Nothing to worry about. Happens to me all the time. I power right on through.

Posted by: Shep! at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (//voU)

355 Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation. If she'd stayed in and fought, she'd be golden, but Alaskans don't like quitters.

That said, Murky is absolutely gone for good next time around. The GOP won't be funding another write-in campaign after this, you can bet.


When reached for comment on the Collins speech, Kavanaugh said "Sens. Graham, Hatch, and McConnell are coming to a party tonight along with some of my prep school buddies, where we'll be doing shots of tequila and lines of coke off Sen. Collins's ass. Sen. Murkowski: still time to get in on this, babe, but the train is leaving the station soon." He then made a train whistle sound and walked off the platform saying "Choo-choo! Chug-chug!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (f5LwH)

356 I never cared that Lindsey Graham may be a homosexual, it was his quisling on basic conservative issues with that asshole McCain right next to him.

If Graham "came out" and was still kicking lefty ass like he has the last month, I'd be happy for him and would say, "GOP the big tent party!"

I'm far more concerned about how my senators vote than who they sleep with unless they are underage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (jUVms)

357 What I'd really like to see is Palin and Murkowski mudwrestle for the nomination. Murkowski could do with a facial anyway.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (/qEW2)

358 Well horde,

Cocaine Mitch has earned his scotch tonight!!!


For all the shit that we give him, rightly, Mitch has been fucking fantastic in this saga and with SCOTUS in general.


Merrick Garland was no easy task. Nuking the filibuster of Gorsuch was a tough call too. And now, keeping his caucus in line through this absolute horror show, and never waivering, WAY TO GO MITCH!!!!


Well done man, well done. He's preserved his legacy as Majority Leader through these times.

Posted by: prescient11 at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (q+HNC)

359 colon is perforated. hospital visit
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Don't know how or why you got there, but really glad you got there. Sepsis kills. And, we need you man.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (ty7RM)

360 I will bring up again my idea for a new senate committee (with some help from other morons who improved it):
The Senate Select Subcommittee on Self-Recriminations.

Committee members (Murkowski is on the list. She can chair it.) must issue weekly motions containing pronouncements disparaging themselves individually for their bad behavior. Those motions then go to the floor for a vote.

Senators are allowed to leave the committee only when two of their weekly motions consecutively *fail* to pass in the full chamber.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (I2dne)

361 I don't know... I like Graham Reaper, but I also like Lindsey Grahambo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (AzW6q)

362 356 I never cared that Lindsey Graham may be a homosexual, it was his quisling on basic conservative issues with that asshole McCain right next to him.

If Graham "came out" and was still kicking lefty ass like he has the last month, I'd be happy for him and would say, "GOP the big tent party!"

I'm far more concerned about how my senators vote than who they sleep with unless they are underage.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (jUVms)

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Just as long as he never suggests that the federal government nationalize the banks on television ever again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (8o3AL)

363 168 so Scott Adams said Collins speech was amazing. and it might turn the tide
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (kzFDG)
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I agree with him as to the first point. It was very well-crafted in its appeal to the mushy middle, in particular.

But turning the tide? I don't know.
The MSM will cover it up, as much as possible.

It does make it hard for Moocowski to justify voting no.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (Rxduq)

364 296 Have we heard from the Hawaiian judge yet?
Because I'm thinking he may be getting a slap-down written jointly by Kavanaugh and Thomas.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (W+vEI)


Are we sure they won't get a Hawaiian judge to rule that Kavanaugh can't be seated on the court? Then the 9th Circuit affirms that?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (59GGI)

365 347 The RBG replacement fight is going to be very loud.

And probably very ineffective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (8o3AL)


Honestly, what the hell do they do for the encore to this shit show? They tipped their mitts and failed.

The only thing really left is violence, both a la the South Korean parliament and in the streets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (/9p9e)

366 Look at the screaming maenad in the background,

Why so angry, sugartits?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (DTX3h)

367 Both have bitchin' soundtracks, I regularly listen to both.

But the Theme to Shaft is probably the coolest, most metal bit of soul music ever put to tape.
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Shaft doesn't have squeaky wah wah guitar riffs like Curtis Mayfield's SuperFly.

Posted by: Tiny Tim Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM)

368 292


Just looked at photo of Michelle Bachmann and the corndog - there is a photo of Rick Perry deep throating a corndog also!

Posted by: Glenn John at October 05, 2018 04:29 PM (LilNs)

Know how I know you're ghey?

Posted by: The Corndog at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (5jVnA)

369 LMAO Susan Rice claims to be running for Collins' seat. Talk about knee jerk reactions.

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (om1hj)


Well much like her pal bergdahl, rememebr rice has served with honor and distinction

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (m8J9w)

370 > Palin campaigned hard for Joe Miller. That he lost revealed that Alaska wasn't Palin country anymore. Not Palin's fault though.

It was the fault of all the money the GOPe poured in to the state to convince the D voters to cross over and vote for Murky.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (f5LwH)

371 Just move Daines' daughter's entire wedding party to the Capitol steps. He could walk her down the aisle, hand her off to the groom, scoot into chambers to cast his vote and be back in time to waltz her at the reception. Win-Win

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (m45I2)

372 Yeah Palin quit and got mostly roasted for it here.The fact that she was going to be bankrupted by the left if she stayed on was a mitigating factor to me.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (mCMQ5)

373 Normally I would worry about Kavanaugh pulling a Souter once on the Court, but after this fiasco I can't see him as any less than another Thomas or Scalia.

Much new respect for McConnell and Graham.

As David Blackmon tweets, a tough and admirable speech for Collins to make, particularly where she emphasizes the fundamental right of presumption of innocence.

I think overall it all starts at the top, with a strong leader. Trump makes all the difference.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (wJ/0D)

374
Melania in her safari outfit feeding a baby elephant:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6243175

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (f1Vqw)

375 Hawaiian Judge votes NO on Kavanaugh! And Hawaiian Judge's vote counts TWICE!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (jrqkz)

376 When they take the roll call vote, Graham needs to say: "I vote aye. BOFA!"

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (cfSRQ)

377 Speaking of the Grim Reaper, I think Kav should start bringing a scythe to SCOTUS hearings. Just to remind RBG of what's on the horizon.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)

378

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (QzJWU)
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As a matter of fact, I'm prepping brass for the 6.5-284 as we speak.

Posted by: Weasel at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (MVjcR)

379 colon is perforated. hospital visit

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Dear G-d, man! Glad you're getting help, and best of luck. We would've missed you, dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

380 365 347 The RBG replacement fight is going to be very loud.

And probably very ineffective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (8o3AL)


Honestly, what the hell do they do for the encore to this shit show? They tipped their mitts and failed.

The only thing really left is violence, both a la the South Korean parliament and in the streets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (/9p9e)

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I don't think the party officials themselves will descend into violence, but Capitol Security probably isn't going to fuck around.

Democrats may invite people prone to violence, but Capitol Police, at the order of Senate Majority Leader Cocaine Mitch, are going to tolerate nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (8o3AL)

381 With Kavanaugh being confirmed, the Demonrats will not control any branch of government. This is why they are so pissed and unhinged.

And it is very likely the blue wave is a bust and the Republicans will pick up Senste seats in November.

It is a glorious day in America. MAGA!

Posted by: Juicebox Hero at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (J9wxX)

382 @353 I would be shocked if union donations to campaigns aren't down at least 10-15% compared to 2014 right now.
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Maybe, maybe not. I wouldn't put it past the unions to try some funny business. They did that in California when a ballot measure was passed allowing employees to opt out of union dues being used for political purposes. I can't remember what exactly it was that they did, but a few of the state's most powerful unions (including the California Teachers Association) tried pulling some weird nonsense to get around the new law. The case went all the way to the US Supreme Court, and the unions ultimately got smacked down.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (J3TUp)

383 Can we go back now to badgering Jackstraw about when the investigation out of Arkansas is going to be completed?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (71o8T)

384 IF one of the left wing "Judges" retires or otherwise leaves AND AND AND Thomas retires with PDT still in Office with a Republican Senate, we are in like flint for the next 25 years. I hope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (m8J9w)

385 >>I would be shocked if union donations to campaigns aren't down at least 10-15% compared to 2014 right now.

By kicked in I mean the consequences s showing up in public. No doubt they are off and it is just starting and it will have a ripple effect when it comes to things like campaign contributions which means votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (/tuJf)

386 If Palin has a GoFundMe or other donation site, I'm good for a Benjamin or 12.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (ty7RM)

387
366 why so angry, sourtits

FIFY

Posted by: Glenn John at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (LilNs)

388 >>Just as we're discussing trying to ditch Murkowski, the Dems on Twitter are talking about voting out Collins. Jen Psaki asked who wants to run again her, and Susan Rice said "me".



Carpetbagger much?
Rice grew up in DC - has she ever left?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (W+vEI)

389 Murky praised Ted Stevens ... the senator that died in that small plane crash in Alaska ... in 2010. The Senator had been tried for something, but the government withheld exculpatory evidence, as we now know our FBI/CIA loves to do. So they found another way to get rid of him?

So much money floating around the Gucci hallways of DC, and most of it is ill-gotten, as far as I can tell. But America goes $22T in debt, and another $200T in unfunded promises to gladly fund our SS later, for a trillion dollar TARP bailout today, and another every year ...

Murky murky murky waters indeed.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (Cus5s)

390 287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...
____________________

Ruthie is 85, and Breyer is 80.

The diabetic Soto is only 64, but her health is not great.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (fqUgw)

391 168 so Scott Adams said Collins speech was amazing. and it might turn the tide
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (kzFDG)


Well, it did take at least 6 hours.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (59GGI)

392 The SJW's hiss at Lindsey Graham, " You cannot survive this storm." Based Lindsey Graham Straightens his dapper tie and answers back,
"I am The Storm'.

Posted by: Bofa DDDDs Nutz at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (EATOD)

393 For all the shit that we give him, rightly, Mitch has been fucking fantastic in this saga and with SCOTUS in general.
---
All he does for us is judicial nominees.

Let's not forget that.

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (XQvuQ)

394 We still have to clean up the scourge of left-wing Senators from deep-red states like Alabama and Alaska, but it appears that South Carolina is no longer a problem.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (wJ/0D)

395 Well horde,



Cocaine Mitch has earned his scotch tonight!!!







Posted by: prescient11 at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (q+HNC)


It's a margarita. Seriously.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (ANdO9)

396 351 Post-Mortem Benefit: So, does the recent GOP voter base enthusiasm now disappear and GOP voters stay home for midterms?

Nope. The Democrats can have their whining victim minority SJW voters while the GOP now becomes the party of choice for adults.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM

Agreed. Winning energizes people, and it's close enough to the election that the GOP will still be motivated. The Dems are lost, angry, and unorganized. I expect some more #winning propaganda from Trump to rub it in for good effect.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (3MG/9)

397 381 With Kavanaugh being confirmed, the Demonrats will not control any branch of government. This is why they are so pissed and unhinged.

And it is very likely the blue wave is a bust and the Republicans will pick up Senste seats in November.

It is a glorious day in America. MAGA!
Posted by: Juicebox Hero at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (J9wxX)


Well they still control the Bureaucracy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

398 That picture of Graham is priceless. I can see it becoming a stock photo for future uses.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (dI3/S)

399 382 @353 I would be shocked if union donations to campaigns aren't down at least 10-15% compared to 2014 right now.
----------------

Maybe, maybe not. I wouldn't put it past the unions to try some funny business. They did that in California when a ballot measure was passed allowing employees to opt out of union dues being used for political purposes. I can't remember what exactly it was that they did, but a few of the state's most powerful unions (including the California Teachers Association) tried pulling some weird nonsense to get around the new law. The case went all the way to the US Supreme Court, and the unions ultimately got smacked down.
Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:38 PM (J3TUp)

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They're already defending in cases from employees demanded past dues.

Some are definitely tied up in court around cases they have to know they are going to lose.

I think part of the Democrats' "strategy" here is that the money isn't where it should be. They used to be able to rely on the organizational skills and money of unions to help, but it's been hit, so they've gone overboard trying to create something grassroots. They want every little thing to create their own Tea Party since their original organizational muscle is weakening.

Pure guesswork on my part, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (8o3AL)

400 I'm thinking Thomas may stay another couple years now for the fun of being in the majority.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

401 I wonder how much of Graham's change in attitude is based on McCain death and Funeral. All the sweetness and light from the DNC and MSM when he remembers the vitrol, hate, lies and "literally Hitler" McCain faced, despite being the NYT's "favorite Republican."

Posted by: AFlyingSQRL at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (qmin9)

402 OK, Just watched the video of balsey in the last thread. She's precious. Anyhoo.....she was very certain in that video that "THIS" part was unremarkable and that the "OTHER" parties were remarkable and that's why alla the others couldn't remember it. But it was remarkable to her because of her remarkable occurence with Kav.



And yet despite all the remarkableness, NOPE no time,place, or other details.
One Beer Balsy?


This is exactly what a lying manipulator does.

Only she has the capacity to remember the remarkably unremarkable event. Her whole story is predicated that only she is privy tot he powerful information.

Posted by: De Nang Dick at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (9dzlp)

403 365 347 The RBG replacement fight is going to be very loud.

And probably very ineffective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (8o3AL)


Honestly, what the hell do they do for the encore to this shit show? They tipped their mitts and failed.

The only thing really left is violence, both a la the South Korean parliament and in the streets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:36 PM (/9p9e)

____________________

Just getting to the replacement process will be a circus. Can you imagine any of these troglodytes ever accepting that RBG passed away of natural causes? Anything short of a notarized copy of a video showing her getting hit by a bus will be challenged...and even then they will run the bus driver through the ringer.

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (om1hj)

404 398 Perfect for memes.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (mCMQ5)

405 "You see, this cat Lindsay is a bad mother---"

"Shush yo mouth"
I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if someone didn't finish that line.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (K22Va)

406 The Double-Bofa knot is best suited to an English spread collar. The Half-Bofa can work with a more conventional point collar.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (p+Wdc)

407 The RBG replacement fight is going to be very loud.



And probably very ineffective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (8o3AL)



**

Let these marxist losers go after Amy Barret, ain't gonna work.
Trump is a genius.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (xqfqx)

408
It makes me sick. We've got the most beautiful and glamorous First Lady we've ever had, and the domestic media doesn't give her the time of day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (f1Vqw)

409 393 For all the shit that we give him, rightly, Mitch has been fucking fantastic in this saga and with SCOTUS in general.
---
All he does for us is judicial nominees.

Let's not forget that.
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (XQvuQ)

==========

And that will have greater long term effects than anything Congress can possibly pass in the next few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (8o3AL)

410 318
Melania in a pith-hat safari outfit:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6244911

Loons go crazy, denouncing her as a "colonizer".

Posted by: Mr. Lindsey, Boss Graham at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (f1Vqw)

F them. She looks hot as hell here. GEOTUS is a lucky man.

Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (jGqcS)

411 396 Agreed. Winning energizes people, and it's close enough to the election that the GOP will still be motivated. The Dems are lost, angry, and unorganized. I expect some more #winning propaganda from Trump to rub it in for good effect.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (3MG/9)

What they did to Kavanaugh did NOT play well in Peoria. If the Dems had just let the guy alone, yeah they'd've lost a seat on the court, granted a BFD, but they might've had a shot at gaining seats if not taking the House or Senate.

Now they will be wiped out in epic fashion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (/9p9e)

412 Well they still control the Bureaucracy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

Until GEOTUS creates the Department of the Inquisition.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (J+mig)

413 I'm thinking Thomas may stay another couple years now for the fun of being in the majority.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)


If he is smart and cares for the future make up of the court, his decisoin will dove tail or should dove tail with PDTs chances for Re-Election

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (m8J9w)

414
Lindsey Graham to Lisa Murkowski: "I am the one who knocks."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q)

415 I never cared that Lindsey Graham may be a homosexual, it was his quisling on basic conservative issues with that asshole McCain right next to him.

If Graham "came out" and was still kicking lefty ass like he has the last month, I'd be happy for him and would say, "GOP the big tent party!"

I'm far more concerned about how my senators vote than who they sleep with unless they are underage.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (jUVms)


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One good result that may come out of this. A gay person who may have knowledge of Graham's habits might be annoyed at how forcefully he's supporting Kavanaugh, and so might out him, and then hopefully SC would primary him and elect a more conservative R.

And if he's not outed (ie. not gay), maybe he's on the path to learning to be more conservative because of how vile the Democrats behaved.

In any case, win/win.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (/qEW2)

416 327 293 287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...

She may not go the distance after this, I hope. Imagine Trump picking another one, lol.
+++++++++++
The Obamanites BEGGED Ginsburg to retire during his final term. She declined, instead rolling the dice on the 2016 election of Hillary Clinton, which she thought was a bet on 7. Trump snake-eyed her, and now she's rolling the 2-year dice on the grim reaper, perhaps 6-years if the Dems maintain their losing streak in elections.

She's seriously frail. Hell, the Kavanaugh confirmation alone could trigger her ailing health. With the Progressive effort on Kavanaugh, mortal assassination is the only available option on the volume knob, and if the GOP holds the Senate, not even that is going to stop a Trump nominee in the next two years.

Fear alert level on the Left: RED

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (db5dt)

417 409 All he does for us is judicial nominees.

Let's not forget that.
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (XQvuQ)



Considering the Judiciary is how at least two thirds of leftist shit gets rammed down our throats, that is crucial.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (/9p9e)

418 Speaking of the Grim Reaper, I think Kav should
start bringing a scythe to SCOTUS hearings. Just to remind RBG of what's
on the horizon.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)



You might be a judge or a lowly street sweeper
but sooner or later you dance with the reaper

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (9Om/r)

419 All he does for us is judicial nominees.

Let's not forget that.
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (XQvuQ)

==========

And that will have greater long term effects than anything Congress can possibly pass in the next few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (8o3AL)


Amen to that. Lifetime appointment baby. THAT is why the left is freaking out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (m8J9w)

420 323 Palin would be fantastic in the Senate and the country would benefit immensely from it.



Now ... if Michelle Bachman could be convinced to run for a Senate seat, too ...
=====

Yowza! The Universe tilted a bit there. Newsletter?
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2018 04:32 PM (MIKMs)

--------

Republican Karin Housley is running against Tina Smith, the Stuart Smalley replacement. Karin is Mrs. Phil Housley, NHL former Player and Coach.

https://www.housleyforsenate.com

If she loses, the seat is up for election again in 2020.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (vpH4d)

421 407
Let these marxist losers go after Amy Barret, ain't gonna work.
Trump is a genius.



Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (xqfqx)

===========

Retort:

Trump isn't a genius.

Democrats are just that stupid, and he was smart enough to see it.

That doesn't take a genius.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (8o3AL)

422
Shaft doesn't have squeaky wah wah guitar riffs like Curtis Mayfield's SuperFly.

Posted by: Tiny Tim Puddin Head at October 05, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM)








Dood. Shaft has THE definitive wah-wah riff, nothing even comes close.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (veoSD)

423 Wow! I just looked up the Bachman corn dog pic.

I'm going to need some time to study this

Posted by: Biergood at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (uGKH7)

424 386 If Palin has a GoFundMe or other donation site, I'm good for a Benjamin or 12.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM

Of course I have a donation site! Thank you for the interest. Send me your checking account information by clicking the link in my signature line...

Posted by: Nigerian Palin at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (3MG/9)

425 "Murkowski voted against moving Kavanaugh's nomination forward and claimed afterward that Kavanaugh's 'not the right man for the court at this time.'"

Crap Status: Loaded

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (6eEQ+)

426 WTH, I got a sidebar mention. For this.


140
SFW

https://goo.gl/images/ViLqWG

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:14 PM (5jVnA)

First Kavanaugh. Now this? How can I improve on the weekend?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (5jVnA)

427 412 Well they still control the Bureaucracy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:40 PM (/9p9e)

Until GEOTUS creates the Department of the Inquisition.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (J+mig)


Senator Lindsey Torquemada from the great state of Bilbao?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (/9p9e)

428 416 A desperate animal is most dangerous.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (mCMQ5)

429 The Socialists will eventually be back in power, though I shudder at the mere thought. If Trump gets to replace 1 or 2 more SCOTUS, they will try to expand the court to 11. Can someone tell me how that would be possible? IOW, is this a majority Senate call with presidental signing or what?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

430 And that will have greater long term effects than anything Congress can possibly pass in the next few years.
---
That's not much of a bar considering they've forgotten how to pass a budget.

Which may have something to do with the wondrous leadership of same.

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (XQvuQ)

431 Take a look at the responses on Sarah Palin's Tweets and then tell me again why I should listen to these geniuses on Twitter. It's not just a mob, it's a mob of despotic, irascible village idiots.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (otWcR)

432 402
OK, Just watched the video of balsey in the last thread. She's precious.
Anyhoo.....she was very certain in that video that "THIS" part was
unremarkable and that the "OTHER" parties were remarkable and that's why
alla the others couldn't remember it. But it was remarkable to her
because of her remarkable occurence with Kav.



And yet despite all the remarkableness, NOPE no time,place, or other details.
One Beer Balsy?


This is exactly what a lying manipulator does.

Only
she has the capacity to remember the remarkably unremarkable event. Her
whole story is predicated that only she is privy tot he powerful
information.


Posted by: De Nang Dick at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (9dzlp)


That was me.....sock off.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (9dzlp)

433 > We took two places that aren't America and started calling them America, with Senators and everything.

The last time Alaska didn't vote for the R for President was 1964.

Your state?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (f5LwH)

434 Why does Kavanagh hate gay hamsters with three legs ???? This really bothers me and I am calling Senator Feinstein to vote against him because of this !!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (qM84C)

435 GOPe is a permanent percentage of the Republican party, they can be reigned in and steered to some degree. Controlled like having sickle cell anemia. That's why our majorities always have to be bigger.

Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (q177U)

436 Let these marxist losers go after Amy Barret, ain't gonna work.
Trump is a genius.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM (xqfqx)

They burned the filibuster on Gorsuch and cried wolf on Kavanaugh. They've got nothing left but stomping their feet like angry children who just got told they can't have a cookie.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (J+mig)

437 Maybe when RBG goes, before actually nominating Barrett, Trump can float the idea of naming Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (59GGI)

438 Of course I have a donation site! Thank you for the interest. Send me your checking account information by clicking the link in my signature line...

=

and remain blessed...

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (bUjCl)

439 Seriously, if I open a shop of Trans friendly print shops, let's say I called it Kinky's, could I get some of that protester sign work? They gotta spend hundred of thousands on that stuff.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (jp0Bv)

440 117 @55 Is anybody giving odds on an assassination attempt against a sitting U.S. senator in the next 24 hours?
--------------------

Deranged prog pilot flies big plane into the Senate building during the vote (like the Tom Clancy novel), killing everyone present, including Kavanaugh and VP Pence (who are both present for the vote).

Lots of Dems cheer.

Sen. Daines returns from his daughter's wedding, and is now the only living Senator. Those same Dems start peddling conspiracy theories about how Daines is responsible for the carnage.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:13 PM (J3TUp)

Once you have paid him the Daines-geld, you never get rid of the Daines.

Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (Scps5)

441 > IOW, is this a majority Senate call with presidental signing or what?

Would have to be approved by both Houses of Congress AND signed by the President (or else they'd need a large enough majority to override the veto).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (f5LwH)

442 'With the Progressive effort on Kavanaugh, mortal assassination is the only available option on the volume knob,'

Packing the Court, as soon as they regain the Presidency.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (wJ/0D)

443 Basically, what I get from Murkowsi's statement, is, to paraphrase:


"Because our government institutions have been so tainted by things like the dirty tricks and smearing campaign that the Democratic Senators did, to restore credibility we can't confirm somebody who was smeared by that smear campaign."


You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Optimizer at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (hOOi9)

444 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (5jVnA)

funny gif, dude !

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (bUjCl)

445
416 327 293 287 This is awesome. Then I remembered how frail Ginsburg is and who is in the on-deck circle for SCOTUS...

She may not go the distance after this, I hope. Imagine Trump picking another one, lol.
+++++++++++
The Obamanites BEGGED Ginsburg to retire during his final term. She declined, instead rolling the dice on the 2016 election of Hillary Clinton, which she thought was a bet on 7. Trump snake-eyed her, and now she's rolling the 2-year dice on the grim reaper, perhaps 6-years if the Dems maintain their losing streak in elections.

She's seriously frail. Hell, the Kavanaugh confirmation alone could trigger her ailing health. With the Progressive effort on Kavanaugh, mortal assassination is the only available option on the volume knob, and if the GOP holds the Senate, not even that is going to stop a Trump nominee in the next two years.

Fear alert level on the Left: RED
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:43 PM (db5dt)

Breyers is 80 years old and a male.

Don't count him out in any race to meet the grim reaper!

The dark horse Candidate is Ms. Diabetes.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (vpH4d)

446 Methos:

I echo JamesMadison here. Even if it just is judges, that is going to have a major, major impact.


But (looks under the table) tax cuts have gone through too.


Folks always become tighter having gone through serious shit together. And this all out assault on Kavanaugh will bind our caucus I think and if we get some big reinforcements come January get ready for that big fucking beautiful wall!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (q+HNC)

447 317 Put Sarah and Melania on the same stage, please.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK

To Motley Cru, or Van Halen records?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (wCmLp)

Yes, please

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

448 442 'With the Progressive effort on Kavanaugh, mortal assassination is the only available option on the volume knob,'

Packing the Court, as soon as they regain the Presidency.
Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (wJ/0D)

============

Requires a law passed by Congress, if I remember correctly.

At least the support of the Senate.

Makes it harder than just capturing the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (8o3AL)

449 Palimino!

whatever happened to him?

Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (FhXTo)

450 429 The Socialists will eventually be back in power, though I shudder at the mere thought. If Trump gets to replace 1 or 2 more SCOTUS, they will try to expand the court to 11. Can someone tell me how that would be possible? IOW, is this a majority Senate call with presidental signing or what?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

It would require an act of Congress (both House+Senate) that is then signed by the President to increase the size of the court. The President would then get to nominate justices to fill those spots, which would go through the regular Senate confirmation process.

Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (jGqcS)

451 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 04:44 PM (f5LwH)

You don't get California liberal refugees like other Red States but you do attract some interesting characters.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (71o8T)

452
Just imagine how this would've played out if the Dems had played their cards right, saved their powder and let Gorsuch go through.

Would Moo-cow and Collins, Flake, and Corker and Sasse and that bunch of RINOs nuked the filibuster for Kav, with this shit show going on?

You can thank the loony lefty base for pushing them to do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (f1Vqw)

453 443 Basically, what I get from Murkowsi's statement, is, to paraphrase:


"Because our government institutions have been so tainted by things like the dirty tricks and smearing campaign that the Democratic Senators did, to restore credibility we can't confirm somebody who was smeared by that smear campaign."


You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Optimizer at October 05, 2018 04:46 PM (hOOi9)


This is the equivalent of a sharia court convicting a woman for adultery after being raped.

Stone the infidel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (/9p9e)

454 Look at his face. See what happens when you just don't give a screw what the enemy wants and you just push ahead.

It actually relieves a lot of stress. Worrying about how you can make people like you who admit they hate you. Worrying about the media, what they will say if you do this or that, etc.

Now you need not worry about that and focus on getting (or taking) whatever it is you want.

Plus it also makes the left go crazy and look dangerously unhinged to the public. Which is sadly what they really are, but might as well let the public see what they will be getting if they vote these people political power.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (MuTTO)

455 350 @ Zombie.

You should celebrate.

By joining in at the TxMoMeet.

No cameras allowed. The property has no Wi-Fi, whatsoever.

Remote property.

Finally, this.

Hundreds of guns, dozens of skilled marksmen and women. And some pretty hard types to make it stick.

You'd be more well protected than even POTUS at a rally.

Better fed, also. Two roast suckling pigs. I've arranged for one to get a Bat-Mitvah, so she'll be kinda sorta maybe Kosher, just in case.

Mazel Tov!

*snoopy dance*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (QzJWU)

*So much Texas Envy*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

456 You folks better not think that Voting Kav onto SCOTUS is the money shot. It anything you should be more motivated then ever to vote because this is the alternative.


Get your asses out to vote. Luntz the Dunce is saying now that Kav is one Republicans will stay home.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (otWcR)

457 Kav is doing ok on the gofundme front.

http://tinyurl.com/y8dww769

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (K22Va)

458 ace is woke as shit now - he's pimping Sarah Palin instead of saying that us cretins are all anti-intellectual and stuff.

What hath Trump wrought?

Posted by: blaster at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (9VeU0)

459 446 Girls,Girls,Girls by Motley Crue than Hot for Teacher by Van Halen.Stripper poll optional but very much recommended..

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (mCMQ5)

460 I don't talk about people..you know....look at what happened with Scalia. We don't know. Out of our hands, that.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (bUjCl)

461 Speaking or the reaper. I saw a tattoo one time that I wanted. It was a reaper, in a purple cloak (I would have changed the cloak color), and holding a guitar that I use a lot. It was perfect, it was me, it was thee tattoo.The wife says "noooo frigging way am I waking up to that every morning". Damn, foiled....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (9Om/r)

462 Geez I just lightly waved my dick @ Collins & MUNCHKIN and they caved...Wolf Blitzer & Lemon woz on it a nanosecond..well ya win some........

the tears on CNN were palpable and their reaches fabulosioso bs from fat boy and stunned c*nts...
MAHVELLOUS.

Posted by: saf at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (5IHGB)

463 Ruthie is 85, and Breyer is 80.

The diabetic Soto is only 64, but her health is not great.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (fqUgw)

I'm pretty sure the left would actually set themselves on fire if Trump gets two more picks.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

464 From a thread I missed:
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Ms. McLean's lawyer, David Laufman, said in a statement: "Any notion or claim that Ms. McLean pressured Leland Keyser to alter Ms. Keyser's account of what she recalled concerning the alleged incident between Dr. Ford and Brett Kavanaugh is absolutely false."
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Isn't this *still* just a job interview? Nothing has to be *proven*, right?

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (vDqXW)

465 454 Look at his face. See what happens when you just don't give a screw what the enemy wants and you just push ahead.

It actually relieves a lot of stress. Worrying about how you can make people like you who admit they hate you. Worrying about the media, what they will say if you do this or that, etc.
...
Posted by: William Eaton at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (MuTTO)

Yup, that's why I say buy ammo and relax.

Trouble may come, it may not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

466 chavez the hugo: "what is it about d.c. that attracts every rabid howler monkey that is still loose and polluting society with their retarded shit?"

Money. Oh Lord, the money. You wouldn't believe all the money.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (6eEQ+)

467 To Motley Cru, or Van Halen records? 
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 05, 2018 04:31 PM (wCmLp) 

I just realized that Donald Trump could pull this off.

He is the goddamn Batman.

Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (JhCI3)

468 The heroes of the hour are Collins, Graham, and McConnell.

Damn. Now this is a rabbit hole.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (AM1GF)

469 Let's boil this down to the core issues.

Bewbs
Harvested Moose in hand
Bewbs

Settled. It's Science.

Posted by: Manatee of Doom at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (4fmLd)

470 457 Kav is doing ok on the gofundme front.

http://tinyurl.com/y8dww769
Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (K22Va)

I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.

Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (jGqcS)

471 413 I'm thinking Thomas may stay another couple years now for the fun of being in the majority.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

If he is smart and cares for the future make up of the court, his decisoin will dove tail or should dove tail with PDTs chances for Re-Election
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:42 PM

If he's a based troll he'll retire around July 2020, so the Dems can whine about the "Garland Rule" and Trump will ram a nominee through prior to the 2020 presidential election because he can.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (3MG/9)

472 463 Ruthie is 85, and Breyer is 80.

The diabetic Soto is only 64, but her health is not great.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (fqUgw)

I'm pretty sure the left would actually set themselves on fire if Trump gets two more picks.
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

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3.

8-1, with Kagan (the sole not totally insane liberal) left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (8o3AL)

473 Looks like Graham has discovered the joy of being a man.

Posted by: April at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (X7ljN)

474 350
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2018 04:34 PM (QzJWU)


*sound of Sefton concocting excuses to be there*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (/9p9e)

475 I wish they would get the vote over ASAP - I do not trust the Left to not try something major out of desperation to stop it from happening.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)

476
I remind everyone that TGEOTUS Secret Service code name is Mogul.

Melania's, our FLIIF, is Muse.

Mogul and his Muse.

Ivanka's is Marvel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (f1Vqw)

477 I think part of the Democrats' "strategy" here is that the money isn't where it should be. They used to be able to rely on the organizational skills and money of unions to help, but it's been hit, so they've gone overboard trying to create something grassroots. They want every little thing to create their own Tea Party since their original organizational muscle is weakening.

Pure guesswork on my part, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:41 PM (8o3AL)
+++++++++
I think this is also a big part of the Planned Parenthood angle. Their PAC is a major Dem donor and because money is fungible, it is enabled by the government. The left loves abortion in its own right, but the money laundering scheme PP enables to transfer public funds to the Democrat party is certainly a factor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (I2dne)

478 If I were McConnell, I would do nothing about Murkowski until Election Night rolled around and it became clear whether or not the GOP adds to its majority. The second he knows he doesn't need her 51st vote anymore, pull her from every committee he can, starting with Appropriations. Do it that very night while the networks are still doing their election coverage, and immediately leak it to the press so that it gets attention on every channel. I want her punishment to be public and glaringly obvious.

Posted by: T at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (acTer)

479 'the tears on CNN were palpable'

Schadenfreude media weekend.

It will be glorious.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (wJ/0D)

480 Of course, there's always the "Oh, maybe I'll just not finish my term" stuff.

Posted by: Manatee of Doom at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (4fmLd)

481 I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (jGqcS)
+++++++
My thought, too. My guess is either it sits there or he donates it to a charity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (I2dne)

482 I'm pretty sure the left would actually set themselves on fire if Trump gets two more picks.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (cF8AT)
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They might as well. They might be out in the wilderness for a long while, and it would be hard to pass anything through their favorite un-elected super-legislature.

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (vDqXW)

483 Collins gives what I believe was a very well thought out oratory. Mookowski dribbles out incomprehensible nonsense like a meth addicti.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (otWcR)

484 Graham, Lindsay Graham

Posted by: rammajamma at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (Qv0Ky)

485 Luntz the Dunce is saying now that Kav is one Republicans will stay home.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (otWcR)

Not bloody likely.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (MX7xj)

486

Soros family prolly chewing glass while looking at the $BILLIONS they spent to block this.

I love that sound of flushing toilet - ching-cha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (2I4LM)

487 >>I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.

Doesn't need it. He's got SS protection now.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (/tuJf)

488 Ms. McLean's lawyer, David Laufman, said in a statement: "Any notion or claim that Ms. McLean pressured Leland Keyser to alter Ms. Keyser's account of what she recalled concerning the alleged incident between Dr. Ford and Brett Kavanaugh is absolutely false."
---
Isn't this *still* just a job interview? Nothing has to be *proven*, right?

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 04:48 PM (vDqXW)

And didn't the 'notion or claim' come from Keyser herself? Thought I read she has the texts to prove it.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (cF8AT)

489 439 Seriously, if I open a shop of Trans friendly print shops, let's say I called it Kinky's, could I get some of that protester sign work? They gotta spend hundred of thousands on that stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 05, 2018 04:45 PM (jp0Bv)

I almost got involved with Insty Prints, lithographic printing in the 1980's just before the revolution in laser and ink jet print. Print shops were savaged, almost as bad as Block buster and the video rental business.

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (vpH4d)

490 It would require an act of Congress (both House+Senate) that is then signed by the President to increase the size of the court. The President would then get to nominate justices to fill those spots, which would go through the regular Senate confirmation process.
Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (jGqcS)

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Congress did not let even FDR get away with this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (I16G8)

491 476
I remind everyone that TGEOTUS Secret Service code name is Mogul.

Melania's, our FLIIF, is Muse.

Mogul and his Muse.

Ivanka's is Marvel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (f1Vqw)

I'd say 'Make Mine Marvel' here but...'Make Mine Muse' also works.

Melania is still in the sweet spot for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

492 168 so Scott Adams said Collins speech was amazing. and it might turn the tide
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (kzFDG)

Well, it did take at least 6 hours.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 05, 2018 04:39 PM (59GGI)
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I like this comment. I like it a lot.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (Xvo1a)

493 392 Bofa

Good one.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (Cssks)

494 Stripper poll.My typos kill me.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (mCMQ5)

495 She's seriously frail.

Any openings on the death panels, because I have some free time...

Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (NpvYf)

496 Well horde,

Cocaine Mitch has earned his scotch tonight!!!
...
Posted by: prescient11 at October 05, 2018 04:35 PM (q+HNC)


If he fucking pulls this off, I will fly to Kentucky, buy him as many rounds of Bourbon as he can drink and whack any antifa over the head with a billy club if they try to harass him. If this happens, he deserves some sort of medal.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

497 The second he knows he doesn't need her 51st vote anymore, pull her from every committee he can, starting with Appropriations. Do it that very night while the networks are still doing their election coverage, and immediately leak it to the press so that it gets attention on every channel. I want her punishment to be public and glaringly obvious.

Posted by: T at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (acTer)
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And watch the media pundits play the "purge" card. And act like Demunists would never do *this*.

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (vDqXW)

498 It's like they're reading our minds...

@emilybest Oct 4

What are we doing when Kavanaugh gets confirmed? Riots or...?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (c07y/)

499 Neil Cavuto is boring. His show is boring and I don't know why Fox News keeps him on when there are many much more interesting choices to take his 4pm slot.

Posted by: Train Parrot at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (neVm7)

500 @478: "Do it that very night while the networks are still doing their election coverage, and immediately leak it to the press so that it gets attention on every channel. I want her punishment to be public and glaringly obvious."

(Insert Homer wish to subscribe to your newsletter gif here.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (I/iGu)

501 'I do not trust the Left to not try something major out of desperation'

They're done. They plumbed the depths and lost.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (wJ/0D)

502 LeBron James threw some support Colin Kaepernicks way Thursday night when The King showed up for his preseason game with the Lakers sporting a Kaepernick-branded shirt.

Fuck them both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (m8J9w)

503 Ace we need to make memes with that Lindsey Graham picture.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (mCMQ5)

504 OK....which Justices are next to step down? In my dreams, Clarence Thomas would stick it out to at least 2025, and President Pence picks a comparable or even better Justice.

But anyway:
1. Ruth Vader Ginsberg, 85. Tick-tock, tick-tock
2. Stephen Breyer, 80. Coming up soon as well
3. Sonia Sotomayor, 64. More refried beans and Twinkies, please

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (ujg0T)

505 'I want her punishment to be public and glaringly obvious.'

Are stockades out of the question?

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (wJ/0D)

506 Damn right that reporter wanted to shake the hand that's shaken Li'l Lindsey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (kQs4Y)

507

TGIF!

Time for a beer.
Then hot wings.
Beer.
Some veggies with bluecheese dip.

Strawberry Rhubarb Pie!

Celebration tonight.

Be safe and be good y'all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (2I4LM)

508 502 Lebron has been all SJW for years now.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (mCMQ5)

509 So I guess Drudge doesn't think this is big news...

The Age of Trump has been quite revealing.

Posted by: Deep Pleasure State at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (jrqkz)

510 @499: "... when there are many much more interesting choices to take his 4pm slot."

Shep would happily take Cavuto's timeslot and do two hours.

Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (I/iGu)

511 490 It would require an act of Congress (both House+Senate) that is then signed by the President to increase the size of the court. The President would then get to nominate justices to fill those spots, which would go through the regular Senate confirmation process.
Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:47 PM (jGqcS)

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Congress did not let even FDR get away with this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 05, 2018 04:51 PM (I16G

============

It would require a level of political will that's willing to either destroy a party unilaterally or so bipartisan that no one would really question its passage.

I doubt it would happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (8o3AL)

512 'Neil Cavuto is boring. His show is boring and I don't know why Fox News keeps him on when there are many much more interesting choices to take his 4pm slot.'

Dan Bongino says 'hello'

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (wJ/0D)

513 we should take a page from their playbook and GoFundMe enough loot to make the bride and groom accommodate the nation. special day or a house?

Posted by: x at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

514
Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation.


This statement is a stupid as the unlimited sue em law she ushered in to break the old Alaska oil mob which got turned to her.

Posted by: DaveA at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

515 501 'I do not trust the Left to not try something major out of desperation'

They're done. They plumbed the depths and lost.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (wJ/0D)

They still have Antifa at their beck and call.

They may have exhausted the process, but these people are amoral megalomaniacs. I would put nothing past them.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (J+mig)

516 Lebron has been all SJW for years now.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (mCMQ5)

He's been an asshole even longer.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (MX7xj)

517 Cavuto is yet another person I used to like.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (mCMQ5)

518 colon is perforated. hospital visit

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:16 PM (N1ZXu)
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What did they find up there, BTH?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (kQs4Y)

519 'So I guess Drudge doesn't think this is big news...'

Like most gay men, Drudge hates Trump.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (wJ/0D)

520 >> His show is boring and I don't know why Fox News keeps him

They could give Action News Shep two hours....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (f1Vqw)

521 I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.

I agree. I think it was a just in case or look who is backing him, assholes. I wonder where it would be best used.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (K22Va)

522 Are stockades out of the question?
Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (wJ/0D)

I was thinking of something that would humiliate her as a politician, but sure, I'm flexible. Can the stockades be set up on a glacier?

Posted by: T at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (acTer)

523 @488 And didn't the 'notion or claim' come from Keyser herself? Thought I read she has the texts to prove it.
------------------

Yeah. The bit posted here earlier indicated that the FBI supplementary report identifies texts as the source of the information that she was being pressured.

Posted by: junior at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (J3TUp)

524 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)

525

Sodomizer has fainting spells. A 5 pound box of See's truffles and a well placed night table, and...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)

526 Drudge knows the real big news is tomorrow's final vote.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (I/iGu)

527 Let's not get too carried away sucking each other's d**ks. Chief Justice Roberts has already showed he's v2.0 of Kennedy. Now that Kavanaugh is looking like a lock, we can look forward to Roberts joining 5-4 liberal majority on a slew of issues going forward. He has no appetite for being viewed as the leader of a solid conservative voting bloc on the Court. But on certain issues, 2nd amendment comes to mind, we're now safe for decades to come.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (db5dt)

528 With all of the threats of doxxing-harrassment some heads need to be beaten in. This needs to stop before someone gets killed.

Posted by: Cheri at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (oiNtH)

529 >>It would require a level of political will that's willing to either destroy a party unilaterally or so bipartisan that no one would really question its passage.

It would also require them to actually win big. Something they haven't done a lot of lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

530 519 'So I guess Drudge doesn't think this is big news...'

Like most gay men, Drudge hates Trump.
Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (wJ/0D)


He needs to channel his inner Lindsey Gorn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)

531 If the left brings more crazy tomorrow I am all for it as long as nobody gets hurt(well nobody but the crazy left wingers)

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (mCMQ5)

532 481 I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (jGqcS)
+++++++
My thought, too. My guess is either it sits there or he donates it to a charity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 04:50 PM (I2dne)

He should donate to his frat.

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

533 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)


???
Yoos mean thats wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (m8J9w)

534 Supermarket scene in far-suburbs of Chicagoland, county gave Trump an edge, half the people driving carts one-handed, glass of wine in other.

I blame Kav!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (JzDRL)

535 Hey @LisaMurkowski - I can see 2022 from my house...

-- Sarah Palin


Has anyone yet noted how based this makes Palin: She of course never even said "I can see Russia from my house," as that was said by Tina Fey doing her Palin impression. But instead of distancing herself from the lie/joke, Palin now embraces it and uses it to boomerang back on the libs. Love it.

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (c+2jX)

536 It would require a level of political will that's willing to either destroy a party unilaterally or so bipartisan that no one would really question its passage.

I doubt it would happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:53 PM (8o3AL)

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The next time the Dems get power, they will make a play to get rid of Constitutional government altogether. This may or may not be part of that play, but they will not concern themselves with party or electoral politics, because they will be banking on ending those things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

537 Lindsay Graham's POLL is widening as we speak..he's in the HOUSE TOO WOOT WOOT!!

Posted by: saf at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (5IHGB)

538 529 >>It would require a level of political will that's willing to either destroy a party unilaterally or so bipartisan that no one would really question its passage.

It would also require them to actually win big. Something they haven't done a lot of lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

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Hell, in 2012, they didn't even win the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (8o3AL)

539 they say the diverticulitis (which I only found out about Tuesday) sprung a leak in the intestinal wall. no rodents were harmed

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (kqI/Q)

540 -
--
Ms. McLean's lawyer, David Laufman, said in a statement: "Any notion or
claim that Ms. McLean pressured Leland Keyser to alter Ms. Keyser's
account of what she recalled concerning the alleged incident between Dr.
Ford and Brett Kavanaugh is absolutely false."

-----------------------

Notice how he doesn't say "Ms. McLean has not discussed clarifying Ms. Keyser's account with her." He is simply giving his obviously biased opinion that it did not amount to "pressure".

Tell us another one lawyer boy.

Posted by: irright at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (pMGkg)

541 I think for ethical reasons, Kav won't touch that GoFundMe with a 10 foot pole.
Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (jGqcS)

Well I could certianly use the money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (m8J9w)

542 527 Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (db5dt)


Some stale kale and a Candygram or two and, voila. No more Roberts problem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (/9p9e)

543
Neil deGrasse Tyson -- 'Just because the idea came out of Trumps mouth does not have to mean it's crazy'.

* rip begins to form in space/time continuum *

It's time to prepare for the rapture folks, line forms at left.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (URwyc)

544 He should donate to his frat.
Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

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Yep. Buy half a million dollars worth of keg beer for his frat brothers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

545 Antifa.... a small cadre of Communist paid sociopaths.... just mercs, after all.... professionally trained to descend on an area and recruit local college and grievance industry stooges to act out..... a real Justice Department would have so many infiltrators among them that they would outnumber the thugs....

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (DpEis)

546 Don't be surprised if Pence presides over the Kavanaugh confirmation vote. It won't necessarily be for him to break a tie, but just because it's a significant vote.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (ANdO9)

547 536
The next time the Dems get power, they will make a play to get rid of Constitutional government altogether. This may or may not be part of that play, but they will not concern themselves with party or electoral politics, because they will be banking on ending those things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

===========

Welcome to 2008.

Of course, but our constitution is stronger than many people give it credit for. It can recover from bad presidents who want to undermine it. It take work, but it can, and does, recover.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (8o3AL)

548 All political news shows are boring because the never segue into separate and simultaneous conversations about guns and boobs.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (71o8T)

549 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)


In that case, the best kind of trolling Trump could do would be "Huh, I guess maybe the Dems were right about some of that sexual harassment stuff. Oh well!"

Posted by: T at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (acTer)

550 Note to politicians running for office:

Stay away from tanks and corndogs.

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (HiLJ1)

551 Drudge's big headline is still "UNEMPLOYMENT LOWEST SINCE 1969"

I wouldn't say that smacks of NeverTrump. It's got a smiley face with sunglasses.

I think that saying that record low UE is a good thing.

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (vDqXW)

552 543
Neil deGrasse Tyson -- 'Just because the idea came out of Trumps mouth does not have to mean it's crazy'.

* rip begins to form in space/time continuum *

It's time to prepare for the rapture folks, line forms at left.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (URwyc


Bret Stephens(!) ripped the Dems for the character assassination shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)

553 504 OK....which Justices are next to step down? In my dreams, Clarence Thomas would stick it out to at least 2025, and President Pence picks a comparable or even better Justice.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (ujg0T)

There have been rumors that Thomas has wanted to retire for a bit. He has dreams of retired life traveling the country full-time in his RV. Doesn't believe in staying in the job until death.

Posted by: Liberty at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (jGqcS)

554 In that case, the best kind of trolling Trump could do would be "Huh, I guess maybe the Dems were right about some of that sexual harassment stuff. Oh well!"
Posted by: T at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (acTer)

**snort**

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (MX7xj)

555 @546: "Don't be surprised if Pence presides over the Kavanaugh confirmation vote."

Surprised? More like expected.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (I/iGu)

556 Haha that Graham photo is meaty meme material

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (mstQR)

557 550 Note to politicians running for office:

Stay away from tanks and corndogs.
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (HiLJ1)


And mom jeans, bike helmets and windsurfing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (/9p9e)

558 549 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)


I would give him a Benjamin to pinch Pelosi's.......

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (DpEis)

559 556 Haha that Graham photo is meaty meme material
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (mstQR)


"Hey Schumer: I just fucked your wife and you know what? Now I'm going to Disneyland!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:00 PM (/9p9e)

560 No,Dukakis needed to stay away from tanks.Trump would have made that shit work.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 05:00 PM (mCMQ5)

561 CUCK FIGHT!!!!! HISSSSSSSS....REOWWWWWWWR HISSSSS

https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1048249909907017728

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2018 05:00 PM (om1hj)

562 560 No,Dukakis needed to stay away from tanks.Trump would have made that shit work.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 05:00 PM (mCMQ5)


Also, revolving prison turnstiles...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (/9p9e)

563 Marcus T: "Luntz the Dunce is saying now that Kav is one Republicans will stay home."

Wrong. The Feinstein Folly just reminded everyone just how dangerous the Stalinists, Fascists, and Democrats (BIRM) have become. This post-Obama ascendant radicalism has to be squashed and squashed hard. I think 2/3 of America understand this.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (6eEQ+)

564 Manchin vis-à-vis West Virginia;

Unless you've lived in Appalachia you'll never understand West Virginia. We're not rubes. Ask Chuck Yeager (via Ouija Board) or Brad Paisley. Two ends of a rich spectrum.

WV is blue collar, pro-union and pro-welfare but it's also pro-gun, anti-abortion, and anti-LGBQLMONP.

Manchin gets this and rides the rail. He took KKK Byrd's seat so there are some, shall we say, expectations from the Mountaineers about him.

There was never any doubt in my mind he'd vote to confirm BK. He did it to save his job and save face at home.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (iiixZ)

565

...and 9/11 memorial bollards...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (/9p9e)

566 Haha that Graham photo is meaty meme material

-----

Look, I'm enjoying the new and improved Lindsey as much as anyone, but can we try and avoid putting "Lindsey Graham" and "meaty" in the same sentence.

It's unsavory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

567 Has anyone compared Graham to Barnie from How I Met Your Mother in that photo yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (8o3AL)

568 Bret Stephens(!) ripped the Dems for the character assassination shit.

=

These kind of endorsements make me nervous, but I hope the crucible of last coupe of weeks burned off all the swampy stuff from Kavanaugh.

Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (bUjCl)

569 "Only now that Kavanaugh doesn't need him does he announce to his conservative voters, "Oh, I'm a Yes too."
Collins gave permission to stand up.

Posted by: Bwahna Ripley at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (MxEKc)

570 558 549 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)


I would give him a Benjamin to pinch Pelosi's.......
Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM (DpEis)

+++

Epic, it would be.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (dI3/S)

571 >>Neil deGrasse Tyson -- 'Just because the idea came out of Trumps mouth does not have to mean it's crazy'.


That's gonna put a hurt on hit #Woke.

Gotta be a -3 hit even before he rolls to magnify.

Posted by: garrett at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (q9EzL)

572 539 they say the diverticulitis (which I only found out about Tuesday) sprung a leak in the intestinal wall. no rodents were harmed

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (kqI/Q)

You need moar fiber young man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (4ErVI)

573 And now she's Queen of Sweden.

Eight-year-old Swedish-American girl pulls pre-Viking era sword from lake

https://bit.ly/2yaQdhI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (+y/Ru)

574 559


"Hey Schumer: I just fucked your wife and you know what? Now I'm going to Disneyland!!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:00 PM (/9p9e)

"We win, Booker.... now go get yer shine box...."

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (DpEis)

575 564
Manchin gets this and rides the rail. He took KKK Byrd's seat so there are some, shall we say, expectations from the Mountaineers about him.

There was never any doubt in my mind he'd vote to confirm BK. He did it to save his job and save face at home.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (iiixZ)

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How about electing a guy who won't take the country through theatrics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (8o3AL)

576 What's the difference between all women must be believed and no women must be believed?
Women who have actually been assaulted, I think BJ Clinton knows a few, should be outraged.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (zJmMh)

577
550 Note to politicians running for office:

Stay away from tanks and corndogs.
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (HiLJ1)

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And NASA ventilation ducts.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (vpH4d)

578 Is she Jewish? This sounds like a Mosaic sacrifice, to me.

For all the sins of the people, and the grievances that came before this candidate that weren't believed, something pure and blameless -- unblemished -- has to be sacrificed, to balance the karmic scales of social justice I MEAN absolve the sins of everyone who came before.

So Kavanaugh, to Merkowski, a spotless sheep or dove, and she is willing to use the dagger for the sake of a religious sacrifice? What a twisting of Mosaic law. Isn't that what Satanism does?

I wonder where she stands in the org chart that has Bill, Hillary, the Podesta brothers, James Alefantis, Weinstein, Jeff Epstein, and many more of the hellbound on it. Is she the high priestess or something?

Satanism. It's satanism all the way down.

Posted by: Taqiyyotomizer at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (NCh45)

579 517 Cavuto is yet another person I used to like.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (mCMQ5)


Same here. He's been a big disappointment.

Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (Fs5vw)

580 I believe dummy NDT is on board with the idea of a Space Force.

Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (mCMQ5)

581 Kav should donate his GOFundMe money to a woman's shelter

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (d7Ww2)

582 So this is the Warballs Graham thread, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

583 568 Bret Stephens(!) ripped the Dems for the character assassination shit.

=

These kind of endorsements make me nervous, but I hope the crucible of last coupe of weeks burned off all the swampy stuff from Kavanaugh.
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (bUjCl)

===========

Kavanaugh is a member of the club, but NeverTrump has turned on anyone with the stench of Trump on them, no matter what.

Democrats overplayed their hands really really badly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (8o3AL)

584 Donna Brazile on The Five

(grabs remote)

Posted by: JoeF. at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (NFEMn)

585 578 Posted by: Taqiyyotomizer at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (NCh45)


Murkowski? Polska Cat'lic, I would guess. the "i" at the end of the name is the giveaway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (/9p9e)

586 579 517 Cavuto is yet another person I used to like.
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (mCMQ5)


Same here. He's been a big disappointment.
Posted by: Soona at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (Fs5vw)


Never cared much for Melon Head.....

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (DpEis)

587 OK....which Justices are next to step down? In my dreams, Clarence Thomas would stick it out to at least 2025, and President Pence picks a comparable or even better Justice.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


RBG kicks the bucket. Then Thomas retires.
Congress & President contract the Court by two seats, to seven members.

All eyes to Breyer and Sotomayor.

Checkmate.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

588 I was thinking that someone should have photoshopped Kavanaugh's face on all the Biden photos of him rubbing young girl's shoulders .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (71o8T)

589 515
501 'I do not trust the Left to not try something major out of desperation'



They're done. They plumbed the depths and lost.



Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 04:52 PM (wJ/0D)



They still have Antifa at their beck and call.



They may have exhausted the process, but these people are amoral megalomaniacs. I would put nothing past them.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 04:54 PM (J+mig)


The left's ability to find a new nasty trick are unparalleled. We have no way to know. But don't be surprised if they manage to pull a Carrie bucket of blood move during his swearing in or some other public moment.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (9dzlp)

590 Stay away from tanks and corndogs.

Posted by: Michael Dukakis

LOL! There was a few with Kerry that were a hoot....trying to catch a football like a 10 year old girl, and wearing some kind space suit while visiting NASA and looking like a complete dork.

Posted by: Cheri at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

591 So Murkowski is further to the left than Democrat Manchin. Good to know.

Posted by: North Slope at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (jrqkz)

592 -
--
Note to politicians running for office:



Stay away from tanks and corndogs.

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (HiLJ1)


------------------


And mom jeans, bike helmets and windsurfing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:59 PM

-----------------

And clean suits.

Posted by: J. Kerry-Heinz at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (pMGkg)

593 584 Donna Brazile on The Five

(grabs remote)

I'll get the popcorn.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (S3AyC)

594 "Luntz the Dunce is saying now that Kav is one Republicans will stay home."

++


Last time I saw the Luntz it looked like he was splitting open the seams of his clothes, he was so overweight. Has he relinquished the pretense and jumped to bigger sized clothing?

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (dI3/S)

595 And now, somewhere in the bowels of the FBI/DOJ buildings, Deep State operatives pour through old high school yearbooks of Amy Barrett, Keith Blackwell, Charles Canady, Thomas Hardiman, Mike Lee, Don Willett, Margaret Ryan, etc., looking for people they can co-opt in their next scheme . . . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (fqUgw)

596 Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (iiixZ)




Chuck Yaeger is still alive and tweeting up a storm.

Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (ANdO9)

597 Senator Sarah Palin would do wonders for the CSPAN ratings

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (CaRQc)

598 583 These kind of endorsements make me nervous, but I hope the crucible of last coupe of weeks burned off all the swampy stuff from Kavanaugh.
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (bUjCl)


I think it's Stephens correctly realizing that the Dems are digging themselves into Marianas Trench deep hole with this and is telling them to stop it and STFU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (/9p9e)

599 525




Sodomizer has fainting spells. A 5 pound box of See's truffles and a well placed night table, and...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (/9p9e)
There is a See's Candy store a half mile from where I work. I should mail her a nice box.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

600 591 So Murkowski is further to the left than Democrat Manchin. Good to know.
Posted by: North Slope at October 05, 2018 05:03 PM (jrqkz)

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She's certainly dumber.

Whether she believes her reasoning or not, an intelligent person doesn't say what she says.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (8o3AL)

601 "Warm day today. Delicious lemonade, anyone? Have an intern go collect that idiot's tears."

Posted by: Lindsey, Heir to the Seat of Strom at October 05, 2018 05:04 PM (zCyNd)

602 thenewneo.com - dershowitz on false rape accusations
Thought this was a good short read
https://tinyurl.com/ycgxl73x

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (T4oHT)

603 "Luntz the Dunce is saying now that Kav is one Republicans will stay home."

-
Yeah, boy, victory is so demotalizing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

604 I would hazard that Murkowski is more Thuggery than Ideology.....

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (DpEis)

605 https://twitter.com/GenChuckYeager


Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (ANdO9)

606 Kav should donate his GOFundMe money to a woman's shelter

He should buy a tricked out pimp Caddy.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (jDF8P)

607 Lou Dobbs is going to be on fire tonight...can't wait!

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

608 Eight-year-old Swedish-American girl pulls pre-Viking era sword from lake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 05:01 PM (+y/Ru)

Ironically, she's a Minnesota Vikings fan. No, really.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (MX7xj)

609 551 Drudge's big headline is still "UNEMPLOYMENT LOWEST SINCE 1969"

I wouldn't say that smacks of NeverTrump. It's got a smiley face with sunglasses.

I think that saying that record low UE is a good thing.
Posted by: Axeman


Drudge still has lots of good links amid the dross and chaff. His best link today is to this scientific study from Harvard proving that wind0-energy farms CAUSE global warming:

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2018/10/ large-scale-wind-power-has-its-down-side/

Ooooooooops!

They even prove that wind farms cause vastly more global warming that what it's trying to replace, carbon-based fuels energy.

The authors are even true-believer AGW Alarmists, and their only consolation is to claim that wind-power will cause less global warming that carbon-power "when measured on the thousands of years scale."

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (c+2jX)

610 Another brillant tactic--this was dragged out and prevented the dems in the red states from going home to campaign

Posted by: artemis at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (AwPyG)

611 @DonaldJTrumpJr 9 minutes ago

Trump supporters - The fight isn't over. You better believe that Democrats are going to do everything in their power to impeach Kavanuagh from the Supreme Court if they take control of Congress in November.

This is war. Time to fight. Vote on Nov 6 to protect the Supreme Court!

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

612 Can someone unban #neverskankles. I think it's a shame that he won't get the ridicule he so richly deserved.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (71o8T)

613 "See, I told you Murkowski would vote no and doom the appointment! I'm right about everything all the time! She won't suffer any consequences!"
-#neverscunthorpe

Women, minorites, and #neverscunthorpe hardest hit.

Also BSG in whichever idiot "HURR DURR BORT IS A RAPEY FRATBOY" schtick he finds himself in.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (HtLSE)

614 Note to politicians running for office:



Stay away from tanks and corndogs.

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at October 05, 2018 04:58 PM (HiLJ1)


Real tankers just avoid apricots.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (S3AyC)

615 604 I would hazard that Murkowski is more Thuggery than Ideology.....
Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (DpEis)


And yet she risked losing the graft generating capacity of a committee assignment? Very stupid move.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (/9p9e)

616 581 Kav should donate his GOFundMe money to a woman's shelter
_______________

A rape crisis prevention center.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (fqUgw)

617
543
Neil deGrasse Tyson -- 'Just because the idea came out of Trumps mouth does not have to mean it's crazy'.

* rip begins to form in space/time continuum *

It's time to prepare for the rapture folks, line forms at left.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 05, 2018 04:57 PM (URwyc)

---

Heh...

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (Jvty4)

618
The dumbest member of the Senate is a toss up between Moo-cow and Patty Murray.

Both of those two are box-of-rocks level dumb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)

619 >>Kav should donate his GOFundMe money to a woman's shelter

>>He should buy a tricked out pimp Caddy.

A keg party on the Washington Mall and invite everybody.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

620 I can see Uncle Ted Kennedy from here.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (Tyii7)

621 618
The dumbest member of the Senate is a toss up between Moo-cow and Patty Murray.

Both of those two are box-of-rocks level dumb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)

=============

What was it that Ayn Rand said about politicians?

All they know how to do is to get votes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (8o3AL)

622 Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

DJT Jr lurks here, I am sure of it. *Hi ya, waves*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

623 The Left took a kick in the nuts with this.

Another one's coming up next month with the midterms.

FINISH THEM!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

624 Dems went the Full Bromwich.

Never go the Full Bromwich.

Posted by: Full Bromwich = Kavanaugh Confirmed + Red Wave at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (jrqkz)

625 622 Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

DJT Jr lurks here, I am sure of it. *Hi ya, waves*
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

============

Pimp my book!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (8o3AL)

626 339 I think last time they did a write in campaign

They did. It "worked" once, doubt it would "work" again.

Especially if the flow of pork into Alaska is cut-off thanks to the dimwit's shiv of Judge K.

So - is Chuck the Schmuck going to insist on the full 30-hours like the prick we all know him to be?
Posted by: DocJ at October 05, 2018 04:33 PM (NYS7S)

===

Be careful what you ask for. Dan Sullivan is a good senator. Any way to punish Lisa without punishing him?

Posted by: jc at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (iRJ+A)

627 618
The dumbest member of the Senate is a toss up between Moo-cow and Patty Murray.

Both of those two are box-of-rocks level dumb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)


"I know, right?"

- - Kamala-Toe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (/9p9e)

628 How about electing a guy who won't take the country through theatrics?

Like everyone else? OK, sure. You go first.

And Manchin wasn't the ONLY person who "took the country through theatrics." Relax. I'm not a fan per say, just pointing out a reality that many don't seem to get.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (iiixZ)

629 > > Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation.

> This statement is a stupid

No, you are a stupid.

Source: live here, know lots of people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (f5LwH)

630 wtf have yall been drinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)

631 624 Dems went the Full Bromwich.

Never go the Full Bromwich.
Posted by: Full Bromwich = Kavanaugh Confirmed + Red Wave at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (jrqkz)

===========

They all want to be Bullworth, but they're not even as smart as Warren Beatty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (8o3AL)

632 615
604 I would hazard that Murkowski is more Thuggery than Ideology.....

Posted by: kraken at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (DpEis)





And yet she risked losing the graft generating capacity of a committee assignment? Very stupid move.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (/9p9e)

You reap what you sow. Mitch, over to you. Make it happen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (jxbfJ)

633 They even prove that wind farms cause vastly more global warming that what it's trying to replace, carbon-based fuels energy.

The authors are even true-believer AGW Alarmists, and their only consolation is to claim that wind-power will cause less global warming that carbon-power "when measured on the thousands of years scale."

Posted by: zombie at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (c+2jX)
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i.e. 50 turbine lifetimes. All being lubed with fossil oil.

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

634 539 they say the diverticulitis (which I only found out about Tuesday) sprung a leak in the intestinal wall. no rodents were harmed
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 04:56 PM (kqI/Q)

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I hope they can repair using the nearby attached orifice for access, and you don't need surgery. The new flex sigmoidoscopy tools are amazing.

Remember lots of probiotics to counter the C. Diff. caused by antibiotics.

Follow the diet restrictions.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (vpH4d)

635 620 I can see Uncle Ted Kennedy from here.
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (Tyii7)


She should only live so long...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (/9p9e)

636 NeverTrump is having a Going Out of Business! sale. Everything half off.

Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (Cssks)

637 628 How about electing a guy who won't take the country through theatrics?

Like everyone else? OK, sure. You go first.

And Manchin wasn't the ONLY person who "took the country through theatrics." Relax. I'm not a fan per say, just pointing out a reality that many don't seem to get.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (iiixZ)

===========

Hey, I've been defending and explaining SC and Lindsey Graham for years.

I'm just in the enviable position where my guy is suddenly looking really good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:08 PM (8o3AL)

638 629 > > Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation.

> This statement is a stupid

No, you are a stupid.

Source: live here, know lots of people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 05, 2018 05:07 PM (f5LwH)

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My granddaughters are less childish.

Posted by: SMH at October 05, 2018 05:09 PM (Jvty4)

639 nood deep state

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 05:09 PM (8o3AL)

640 I remind everyone that TGEOTUS Secret Service code name is Mogul.

Melania's, our FLIIF, is Muse.

Mogul and his Muse.

Ivanka's is Marvel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 04:49 PM (f1Vqw)


Joe Biden is Marbles.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 05, 2018 05:09 PM (VE0m1)

641 The dumbest member of the Senate is a toss up between Moo-cow and Patty Murray.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)
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I'd say Gillibrand threw her hat in the ring recently.

Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

642 Well I'm giddy. It's making me nervous.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 05:09 PM (dI3/S)

643 Eight-year-old Swedish-American girl pulls pre-Viking era sword from lake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Rightwise queen of Sweden?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

644 I can imagine Marcus Antonius if he had someone like Murkey in his caucus. "what is the point of fucking YOU"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (kqI/Q)

645 https://twitter.com/GenChuckYeager


Oh shit. He's in a slap fight with Jeremy Clarkson.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (fuK7c)

646 Wind turbines are lucky if they last twenty years.

Do you know how much power they use in the winter to keep them warm when they aren't spinning?

Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (vpH4d)

647 'lots of probiotics to counter the C. Diff.'

Know what you're getting. Most probiotics don't make it through the stomach.

Posted by: chinese rock at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (wJ/0D)

648 Can someone unban #neverskankles. I think it's a shame that he won't get the ridicule he so richly deserved.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 05, 2018 05:06 PM (71o8T)

He was banned? I thought it was just an early night for him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (m8J9w)

649 I think it's a shame that he won't get the ridicule he so richly deserved.

I'm mostly just mad he went full jemcheff before I had the opportunity to popularize the #neverscunthorpe slur I thought up, because the Scunthorpe Problem and "being mistaken for something which is a bad word" and because thinking it up made me feel witty.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 05, 2018 05:12 PM (HtLSE)

650 West Virginia Mounting yer MAMA munchkin..a lil KKK BYRD tol me so....ya gonna re-name all my Hi-Ways and bye ways too...ya can't pee in west V without putin'(!) a penny in the olde dead mans pocket

Posted by: saf at October 05, 2018 05:12 PM (5IHGB)

651 artemis: "Another brillant tactic--this was dragged out and prevented the dems in the red states from going home to campaign"

Meh. Their campaigns continued without them. The MFM has just been doing overtime in their absence.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 05, 2018 05:12 PM (6eEQ+)

652 6-2 Astros, 7th. No score in Milwaukee, 3rd.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 05, 2018 05:12 PM (jDF8P)

653 Lindsey thought his torment was over the day his master died. He laughed, he sang in the sun, he bought ice cream. Then, one day, there came a knock on the door. There, standing in the doorway, wearing the same dominitrix outfit of his master, stood Meghan.

"Dahnse for me squirrel, dahnse!"

Posted by: Boswell at October 05, 2018 05:13 PM (OjnQU)

654 Thanks, don't Manchin it, lol.

Posted by: dartist at October 05, 2018 05:13 PM (K22Va)

655 Unless you've lived in Appalachia you'll never understand West Virginia. We're not rubes. Ask Chuck Yeager (via Ouija Board)[/]i


Like Bob Dole, he's not dead yet!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 05:13 PM (ujg0T)

656 564; never got the scorn heaped on west virginia. beautiful state, hard working people, and, smarter than california by far. west virginia didn't invent idiot politicians. new york did.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 05:13 PM (KP5rU)

657 It's going to be a real drag if we learn that on the first week on the job Kav is pinching the butts of the ladies in the elevator.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 05, 2018 04:55 PM (dI3/S)


I hope he bender RGB over the bench, first day.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at October 05, 2018 05:14 PM (xInes)

658 602 thenewneo.com - dershowitz on false rape accusations
Thought this was a good short read
https://tinyurl.com/ycgxl73x

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2018 05:05 PM (T4oHT)

Wow...I didn't know that Dershowitz had been falsely accused once!

Posted by: Tami at October 05, 2018 05:15 PM (cF8AT)

659 Senator Puma. Loved her in 2008 but not now. The left and the Never Trumpers will kill her. She is better on the sideline cheering.

Posted by: Freddyfudpucker at October 05, 2018 05:16 PM (FVM5C)

660 9 States are already voting in the Mid-Terms! 7 more next week. Figure out if you can vote early where you live and get it done!

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at October 05, 2018 05:17 PM (Y7N05)

661 645 https://twitter.com/GenChuckYeager


Oh shit. He's in a slap fight with Jeremy Clarkson.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 05, 2018 05:10 PM (fuK7c)

I don't have the words to express my contempt for Jeremy Clarkson.

Is chavez the hugo around? HE has the words...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

662 Yudhishthira:


I do believe your comment to be true.


That's why 2016 mattered above all else. It was literally the Flight 93 election. Vote or die.


Can we save the Republic, I have no idea. But an immigration moratorium plus mass deportations would be a great start.

Posted by: prescient11 at October 05, 2018 05:17 PM (q+HNC)

663 I'd vote for Sarah. Just like I did in 2008.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2018 05:18 PM (zLDYs)

664 As in 2016, the MSM did everything they could to destroy Kavanaugh. And it didn't work. Again.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 05, 2018 05:19 PM (0QYMt)

665 661; i'm here. clarkson is a pompous, limey, sleaze merchant. what he knows about cars would fit on a bottle cap. fuck that clown boner.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 05:20 PM (KP5rU)

666 Andrew Klavan interviewed Neil deGrasse Tyson. NdT seemed to be very reasonable. Maybe he has learned a thing or two.

Posted by: JAS at October 05, 2018 05:20 PM (3HNOQ)

667 Wow. Gutfield going off on the Dems and I like it!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2018 05:21 PM (hECVl)

668 Here in Alaska, we refer to her as Lisa Murcowshit. I suspect the Alaska Republican Party is finally ready to dump her.

Posted by: 8starsnorth at October 05, 2018 05:21 PM (u2tOR)

669 Nood

Posted by: JAS at October 05, 2018 05:22 PM (3HNOQ)

670 noone from alaska should ever talk about west virginia. their track record is on par with hawaii.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 05:23 PM (KP5rU)

671 Kav should donate his GOFundMe money to a woman's shelter

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 05:02 PM (d7Ww2)

Better than that, a charity to help males falsely accused of rape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2018 05:24 PM (iwUO9)

672 629 > > Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation.
+++++++++

General Public second look at Palin? I mean, what the left did to Kavanaugh isn't that much different from what the left did to Palin in the 2008 News Cycle. Perhaps there are enough people that now understand how the Left operates to understand that Palin was Alininsky'd also?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 05:31 PM (db5dt)

673 Run Sarah run. I promise to send you money.

Posted by: CMU VET at October 05, 2018 05:39 PM (C+wjz)

674 Michael Palin could be a good stand in!!! the pythons could wreak havoc in the TUNDRA...wot's this here nonsense about transgendered grizzlies...I am a lumberjack never seen one???

Posted by: saf at October 05, 2018 05:41 PM (5IHGB)

675 Lindsey's gonna need two wheel barrows, one for the left nut, and one for the right.

Posted by: Smaug at October 05, 2018 05:51 PM (EMIUG)

676 478 If I were McConnell, I would do nothing about Murkowski until Election Night rolled around and it became clear whether or not the GOP adds to its majority. The second he knows he doesn't need her 51st vote anymore, pull her from every committee he can, starting with Appropriations. Do it that very night while the networks are still doing their election coverage, and immediately leak it to the press so that it gets attention on every channel. I want her punishment to be public and glaringly obvious.

T, oh this! I was thinking along the same lines, but you said it so much better than I ever could. A dish served cold. And I'll bet that McConnell has given her plenty of warnings that she refused to heed.

As my dad's mom said, "Those who won't listen must feel."

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 05, 2018 06:13 PM (S+f+m)

677 My wife gets almost all of my money. The only person I gave more money to via online donations than Sarah Palin is Ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2018 06:18 PM (hyuyC)

678 I haven't read all the comments but if anyone here disparaged Sarah like the usual cucks, fags, and losers...then drop dead assholes.

Sarah has an army of followers. We are also Trump followers.

We are taking back our country. So step aside losers.

Sarah is the bomb! Tread on us at your own risk.

She enabled Trump to win. And we are going to keep winning, and winning, and winning, and winning...

Run Sarah, Run!

Posted by: Wagon Wheels at October 05, 2018 06:44 PM (wBJPm)

679 629 > > Palin is, unfortunately, damaged goods here, mostly because of the resignation.
+++++++++

----------------------------

Yeah, more loserville thinking. And Trump, a New York liberal won't win conservative votes, and he won't become President, and he won't be loyal, and he won't nominate conservative justices...

Because Cucksville is just so great...not!

Posted by: Wagon Wheels at October 05, 2018 06:50 PM (wBJPm)

680 You didn't kill me Bitchez! You made me!

BOOM!

How's my azz taste now!

Posted by: Future Sarah Palin at October 05, 2018 06:57 PM (wBJPm)

681
Oh shit. He's in a slap fight with Jeremy Clarkson.


Nobody beats Yeager.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

682 In 2010 Lisa Murkowski lost her primary to Tea Party candidate Joe Miller. She then ran as an independant as a write in candidate and won. The RNC raised and spent money on her campaign. Deja vu you RNC asswipes. You reap what you sow

Posted by: TN Volunteer at October 05, 2018 07:59 PM (cpuM0)

683 One more thing

The blonde on the left is a bleached blonde,

The blond on the right is a natural blond.

Posted by: Ford's Bimbo Team at October 05, 2018 08:18 PM (HLTe8)

684 Wagon Wheels, we could get a really solid senator out of Alaska, one that will eat his pork and mind his business. But imagining the state is more right wing than it is is hiw we got Murkowski.

I say this as someone who has regularly been represented by congressmen who are the right extreme of their districts soI know you can push it a lot, but not too far. This is why Montana still elects Democrats. Alaska is a weird place and most people substitute myth for research.

Posted by: Roy LC at October 05, 2018 09:43 PM (THZvf)

685 Wagon Wheels, we could get a really solid senator out of Alaska, one that will eat his pork and mind his business. But imagining the state is more right wing than it is is hiw we got Murkowski.

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Maybe but Murkowski lost the Republican primary to Miller. Murkowski, against all laws - because laws don't apply to dems and cronies, ran as a write-in candidate. She courted Dems and won.

It was all a farce.

Posted by: Wagon Wheels at October 05, 2018 09:49 PM (Mx2Yr)

686 I mean it was a farce Murkowski was able to run despite sore-loser laws.

Miller (R) and endorsed by Palin would have won if laws were actually followed.

Posted by: Wagon Wheels at October 05, 2018 09:54 PM (Mx2Yr)

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