Weird News Dump

Good morning Horde. Let us take a peak at a few things that are different. These items didn't get too much attention this past week at the AoSHQ.

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Well, its been an exhausting week on many fronts. Maybe we can escape "politics" for awhile. Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Please try not to run with sharp objects and be nice to one another.

Have a great weekend!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:37 AM

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1 Grinding coffee beans right now. Morning about to start

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 08:40 AM (mUa7G)

2 I find this hard to believe.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 08:41 AM (mUa7G)

3 I didn't even misspell my nick.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 08:41 AM (mUa7G)

4 For fun, I many cut and paste from Word

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 08:43 AM (mUa7G)

5 Has anybody trademarked Florida Man yet? 'Cause somebody needs to.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 08:43 AM (mQ0Mc)

6 I think I'll pass on the mac n'cheese candy canes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 29, 2018 08:43 AM (2NqXo)

7 Or maybe install a second front door.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 08:43 AM (mUa7G)

8 Not a coffee drinker, but it is getting to be oatmeal weather, and I don't hate that.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 29, 2018 08:44 AM (TL2pK)

9 Figured out recently I drink 40oz + of coffee every day.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2018 08:45 AM (T4oHT)

10 Sadly my 40 oz is gone, gets cooler in fall I can drink it all day.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2018 08:46 AM (T4oHT)

11 Woman thought she was sending $11,500 to Bruce Springsteen. Turns out it was a scam.

How is it that stupid people continue to fall for stuff like this? She probably voted for Obama too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 29, 2018 08:47 AM (mpXpK)

12 9 Figured out recently I drink 40oz + of coffee every day.
Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2018 08:45 AM (T4oHT)

You don't want to know how much I consume.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 08:47 AM (Ss+Em)

13 From last thread:

Theory is, she was already in Delaware about the time she was claiming fear of flying, when SJC offfered to send staff to California to take personal deposition by senate staffers.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 29, 2018 08:48 AM (fY3cQ)

14 Kids, I have a really good feeling about this Kavanaugh thing.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 08:49 AM (ijopM)

15 14
Just keep your chins up.

http://tinyurl.com/ycv6fyrf

Posted by: Kemp at September 29, 2018 08:49 AM (s3dbC)

16 Stefan Molyneux Kavanaugh Hearing Final Thoughts

Watch it and understand the evil we face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy-Nr9mOVs4

Don't be the Milgram Experiment Teacher.

Bless Brett Kavanaugh and his Family.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 29, 2018 08:50 AM (5jVnA)

17 Top 20 - which after the last few days is pretty good!

Posted by: Swodog at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (q4OdC)

18 I had an old lady come into my Office once asking if I had any "Used" Dentures for her at a dsicount

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (m8J9w)

19 "Are you shitting me?! Talk normal!" *smack!*

That would have been a better start to the clown show.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (QrTqV)

20 My apologies for the politics. I missed the admonition. Skip the politics now, but open a tab for it later. It is must watch.

Love you peeps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (5jVnA)

21

One of my favorite memories is coming in off patrol at 2:30 AM, wet, cold and miserable and finding a big old tub of fresh coffee waiting.

Nearly brought tears.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2018 08:52 AM (S/hVx)

22 From Psalm 40, the psalm Mrs. Kavanaugh has asked us all to pray over her husband Brett:

Be pleased, O Lord, to deliver me;O Lord, make haste to help me!
Let them be ashamed and brought to mutual confusion
Who seek to destroy my life;
Let them be driven backward and brought to dishonor
Who wish me evil.
Let them be confounded because of their shame,
Who say to me, "Aha!"

AMEN.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 08:52 AM (lwiT4)

23 Thanks for the coffee thread, MisHum. You are a credit to the Horde.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 29, 2018 08:52 AM (5jVnA)

24 Mc and Cheese candy canes ?? NO. Assolutamente NO.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 08:53 AM (ijopM)

25 The real news is weirder than the weird news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2018 08:53 AM (EZebt)

26 No admonition from MisHum about not dipping the 'ettes pigtails in the desk inkwell. We're weps free!

Wait, it's Saturday. Why are they smart enough to not come to school, and yet we're here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 08:54 AM (tPPx7)

27 Love you peeps.

=

Love you too, man !*slobbers

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 08:54 AM (ijopM)

28 Just keep your chins up.

http://tinyurl.com/ycv6fyrf
Posted by: Kemp at September 29, 2018 08:49 AM (s3dbC)
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How did you know I have more than one chin? Guess I need to replace that post-it note over my camera, this one's wearing out or something.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 08:54 AM (atPR4)

29 I probably do 30-60 ounces a day, not real strong, just average coffee. When the thermos carafe is empty, I make a new one, usually lasts a day and a half. Simple.

Did they arrest Hillary yet? or are they still trying to frame Trump and Kavanaugh? what a crazy way to run a country.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (Cus5s)

30 Ford is s fuckin lair and anyone with 1/2 a brain knows that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (m8J9w)

31 willowed

So very sorry Kemp.
Hang in there man.

"Thanks votormom. Will do."

Endgame right there.
One of thee most powerful forces in the universe. A praying grammie.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (iH4Z+)

32 22. Thank you grammie. Most def will pray this!

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (mogRH)

33 Love you peeps.
**************

Just not mac n'cheese flavored ones.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 29, 2018 08:56 AM (2NqXo)

34 As soon as qualifying is over got lots of yard work to do. Some new fence posts and tractor driving later after dew is gone.

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2018 08:56 AM (T4oHT)

35 Didn't listen to professor ford so I didn't hear the little girl oice. Stepdaughter does this all the time in voicemails and she has a little trick she uses in text messages that conveys the same thing. Her dad calls it her little girl voice. We always know that the next conversation we have with her will be bad. She's 48 years old and a mother to 2. Grow up!

Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 29, 2018 08:56 AM (N3JsI)

36 I do not want mac and cheese candy canes. Nor do I want ones flavored like pickles, bacon, rotisserie chicken, or shellfish.

I also do not want pumpkin spice dish detergent, which I actually saw on the shelf at Marshall's the other day and ran by quickly.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (atPR4)

37 ROLL TIDE!

Posted by: MAGA at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (/8RAd)

38 30
Ford is s fuckin lair and anyone with 1/2 a brain knows that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (m8J9w)

I find it VERY interesting that NONE of her family have confirmed her account of anything, except her lefty husband.

Her parents know she was a slut in HS and have kept their distance.

Posted by: Kemp at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (s3dbC)

39 I also do not want pumpkin spice dish detergent, which I actually saw on the shelf at Marshall's the other day and ran by quickly.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (atPR4)

https://stoatnet.org/oilchange.png

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (y87Qq)

40 Thank you grammie. Most def will pray this!

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 08:55 AM (mogRH)

I'm glad Mrs. Kav tweeted out this prayer request. I think it means they know that there are lots of people out there who support them, and would go to bat for them. Psalm 40 - until this thing is through.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

41
We are one week away from MiMoMe 2018!

If you are within 300 miles of Smokehouse 52 (sh52bbq.com) in Chelsea, Michigan next Saturday evening you should join us.

Hit the website for details: mimomee.stoatnet.org/, or e-mail me for the scoop (address in nick)

For stout & sturdy 'ettes & 'rons, we have a cabin campsite reserved that is totes not built on a ancient Indian burial ground. Totes. We'll light the fire around 7:00 PM Friday evening with pants-less dancing commencing shortly thereafter & continuing until they throw us out on Sunday.

Actually, the bestest way to "own the libs" is to be at the MiMoMe!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (KCxzN)

42 No artificial limits as to time or scope should be imposed on coffee drinking.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (2NqXo)

43 I find it VERY interesting that NONE of her family have confirmed her account of anything, except her lefty husband.

Posted by: Kemp at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (s3dbC)

Did anyone come along with her to the hearing? A friend? A family member? Her husband?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 08:59 AM (lwiT4)

44 Condolences on your doggie, AnnaS. I've been there a few times, and it's awful. For me the best remedy has been adopting another rather quickly. I find I miss the entire routine so much that it highlights my sadness, plus giving a home to a new doggie seems like a tribute to the one who passed.

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 08:59 AM (mlmZR)

45 g'mornin, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (KCxzN)

46 'morning, teej

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (lwiT4)

47 Did anyone come along with her to the hearing? A friend? A family member? Her husband?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 08:59 AM (lwiT4)

Not that I saw. Just her dike lawyer and bearded lawyer.

Posted by: Kemp at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (s3dbC)

48 "Did anyone come along with her to the hearing? A friend? A family member? Her husband?"

I think she took her emotional support pit viper.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (wldC6)

49
I'm pimpin' the MoMe, Boss

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (KCxzN)

50 I had an old lady come into my Office once asking if I had any "Used" Dentures for her at a dsicount

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (m8J9w)

You gotta love the little old ladies who come in with a brown lunch bag full of dentures and say-

"All these other dentists made bad dentures that didn't fit me, but I know that you doctor can make a good pair that fit me!"

Hard pass. They are the Dr Ford's of the denture universe.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (CRRq9)

51 About praying for Kav: I was meditating and praying to the Little Flower to intercede, because the parish he attended was dedicated to her. IMy mind went to Kav's daughter Liza, the 10 year old who was moved to pray for the accuser.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (mogRH)

52 It's odd that her own husband wouldn't come with.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

53 https://stoatnet.org/oilchange.png
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (y87Qq)
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Ha! I love it. I think there's a sign like that around here too.

I mean why not.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (atPR4)

54 I also do not want pumpkin spice dish detergent

I do not understand the pumpkin spice craze. Pumpkin pie? Yes. Pumpkin bread? Yes. The rest is just ... idk weird?

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (Z/jzm)

55 35: One of her research interests is trauma, so she knows what to do. After years of interviews she can turn it on and off like a light.

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (mlmZR)

56 Actually, the bestest way to "own the libs" is to be at the MiMoMe!
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (KCxzN)

He's not kidding. We have door prizes, including some signed by renowned commentress bluebell and forged by Muad'dib.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (y87Qq)

57 which she chatted for nearly a year after she commented on the fake Springsteen page and "Springsteen" himself sent her a message.

The relationship grew and reportedly "turned flirty." Fake Bruce said he was set to divorce his wife, Patti Scialfa, but because Scialfa had all his bank accounts tied up, he -- you guessed it -- needed money, preferably in the form of iTunes gift cards.

It takes a special kind of stupid for fall for that. Of course being a Shitsteen fan that probably goes without saying

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (SiINZ)

58 "All these other dentists made bad dentures that didn't fit me, but I know that you doctor can make a good pair that fit me!"

Hard pass. They are the Dr Ford's of the denture universe.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (CRRq9)

Same mindset of the girl who tells you every single boyfriend she's ever had was an asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (NWiLs)

59 I'm glad Mrs. Kav tweeted out this prayer request. I think it means they know that there are lots of people out there who support them, and would go to bat for them. Psalm 40 - until this thing is through.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (lwiT4)
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What prayer request are you all talking about, grammie?

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (atPR4)

60 In this current shit show, the biggest personal loser so far has been Judge Kavanaugh. x

Starting yesterday and going forward, the biggest personal loser will be Leland Keyser, former high school best friend of Dr. Ford and who dared to tell the truth. There was no party that she and Dr. Ford were at where this happened and furthermore, that she had never even met Brett Kavanaugh in high school. Ms. Keyser will have every leftist so called friend demanding that she recant and support the story of Dr. Ford. Personally, any friend that ever asks me to lie for such a purpose is scum, and the friendship is better off dead. I wonder if any bosses or others will likewise pressure her to lie?

If I were her or her family, I would carry a small unobtrusive recording device, and when one of these people make their demands, I would draw them out, and get them to commit an action that would show their conspiracy to suborn perjury.

This next week will only hurt the poor little bastards caught up in this partisan Democrat web of lies and slander. The MSM will feast on their suffering.

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (vpH4d)

61 Good morning folks!

I've got nothin'.

Somebody entertain me.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (mvenn)

62 He's not kidding. We have door prizes, including some signed by renowned commentress bluebell and forged by Muad'dib.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (y87Qq)
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Let's make one thing clear here: my signature is not a forgery.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:03 AM (atPR4)

63 'Pumpkin spice' is a misnomer anyway. It should be called Pumpkin Surprise for 99% of the products labeled as such. The surprise is there's no pumpkin in them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 29, 2018 09:03 AM (2NqXo)

64 only saw dr. ford at the very beginning, before she spoke. i like the original keith richards better. he does not look right in a shitty blonde wig.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (KP5rU)

65 "Commenters suggested the moose may have become tangled in the flag at the post office located nearby."

What more needs to be said?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (mUa7G)

66 Here's an interesting catch:

There was obviously a discussion between Ford and Feinstein about the timing of the release of the letter.

https://tinyurl.com/y77qpruh

Posted by: franksalterego at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (3cq8T)

67 What prayer request are you all talking about, grammie?

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (atPR4)

Mrs. Kavanaugh sent out a request on Twitter, asking people to pray Psalm 40 for her husband through the course of this ordeal. It's a wonderful Psalm.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (lwiT4)

68
If you are within 300 miles of Smokehouse 52 (sh52bbq.com) in Chelsea, Michigan next Saturday evening you should join us.

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 08:58 AM (KCxzN)

Oh. I see how it is. Anyone 301 miles away isn't welcome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (eXA4G)

69 Psalm 40 is a good choice. If it was me, I'd choose something about destroying my enemies and grinding them into dust

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (mlmZR)

70 Today I'll do Ps. 92, then Ps. 40.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 29, 2018 09:05 AM (EZebt)

71 Let's make one thing clear here: my signature is not a forgery.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:03 AM (atPR4)

I meant he's a doorprizesmith, toiling in his door prize forge. A regular Hephæstus, that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:05 AM (y87Qq)

72 Morning Muldoon!

I got nothing, either.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:05 AM (IFIT6)

73 For months and months I haven't watched news shows, but this confirmation..anyway, one of Ingraham's people did a trace on where this foul avalanche of smear is coming from. Many roads lead to a Clinton operative Brian something or other, who formed a PAC and who is fueled by Soro's funds. He was also some communications flunky in obama's administration. The Wh knows, Kav knows, now America knows. People are pissed.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:05 AM (ijopM)

74 It's odd that her own husband wouldn't come with.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

This whole freaken thing is "odd"

And by the by this Edsel has eyes like marty Feldman

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:06 AM (m8J9w)

75 It takes a special kind of stupid for fall for that. Of course being a Shitsteen fan that probably goes without saying
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (SiINZ)

Starting off with someone called THE BOSS is really a man of the people?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2018 09:06 AM (y7DUB)

76 Much to do today IRLife but I want to thank Ace and the Cobs for providing a much needed place to vent, discuss, commiserate, and learn. Mishum and Weird Dave, thank you for the palate cleansers last night and this morning. Thank you OM, GP, JJ, and Vic. Forgive me if I missed someone - I will be visiting the tip jar by the end of the weekend.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 29, 2018 09:06 AM (PHxng)

77 51 cont... Liza Kavanaugh is a far better Christian than I ever will be. She has inspired me to pray for the dem senators. There has to be a handful whose conscience is bothering them.I pray for them to receive the Holy Spirit to do the right thing.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (mogRH)

78 It's foggy this morning at WeaselAcres. Is that something?

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (IFIT6)

79 Oh. I see how it is. Anyone 301 miles away isn't welcome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (eXA4G)

We have a Moron who has RSVP'd from around 650 miles away. If you can beat that, you get a silly hat and a t-shirt.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (y87Qq)

80 Can anyone confirm or deny the existence of a group once known as Ivan and the Turdburglars? My brother used to seriously reference them as an actual punk group but i can find nothing online.

Posted by: doomed at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (Jw4ci)

81 If McConnell has the votes, then why not confirm Kavanaugh? Why the delay?

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (oYD2h)

82 18 I had an old lady come into my Office once asking if I had any "Used" Dentures for her at a dsicount
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (m8J9w)

And your response was...........................

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (Ss+Em)

83 'And a little child will lead them'

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (mogRH)

84 35 Didn't listen to professor ford so I didn't hear the little girl oice. Stepdaughter does this all the time in voicemails and she has a little trick she uses in text messages that conveys the same thing. Her dad calls it her little girl voice. We always know that the next conversation we have with her will be bad. She's 48 years old and a mother to 2. Grow up!
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 29, 2018 08:56 AM (N3JsI)

_____________

Friends in College tried to set me up with a woman like this. Beautiful body and actually quite nice. But I kept saying, fortunately only to myself, "Why can't she talk like a fucking ADULT?!" Talking to Women like that drives me nuts.

Posted by: rd at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (vpH4d)

85 Psalm 142 would have been my choice

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (mlmZR)

86 'Pumpkin spice' is a misnomer anyway. It should be called Pumpkin Surprise for 99% of the products labeled as such. The surprise is there's no pumpkin in them.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 29, 2018 09:03 AM (2NqXo)
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I don't think it was ever meant to have pumpkin in it. It's just all the spices you'd use to make a pumpkin pie, like cinnamon, allspice, cloves, nutmeg, etc. If you like the flavor of it, it would be really easy to duplicate at home.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (atPR4)

87 If McConnell has the votes, then why not confirm Kavanaugh? Why the delay?

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (oYD2h)

1. Procedural. 2. Promise. 3. President.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

88 Also, I discovered a switch on my generator that causes it to use about 40% less fuel. That has to be something.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (IFIT6)

89 It's foggy this morning at WeaselAcres. Is that something?
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (IFIT6)

Are there faint but alarmingly familiar shapes moving just at the periphery of the mist, almost as if they're tempting you to leave the safety of Festung Weasel?

It's probably nothing then.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (y87Qq)

90 Votermom and Lizzy both linked to a twitter thread yesterday that laid out a theory that Alyssa Milano might have been involved in a plot to hurt Kavanaugh at the hearing that has been deleted and the user suspended.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (p0nVR)

91 Maybe we can escape "politics" for awhile.

********

You're so cute sometimes.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (mvenn)

92 143

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (mlmZR)

93 Actually "used" dentures aren't all that uncommon, I think.

I heard someone talking about them at my office once.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (TL2pK)

94 Mrs. Kavanaugh sent out a request on Twitter, asking people to pray Psalm 40 for her husband through the course of this ordeal. It's a wonderful Psalm.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:04 AM (lwiT4)
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Ah, thank you. I've been including him in my rosary intentions but I will add in Psalm 40.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (atPR4)

95 and 144...battle psalms

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (mlmZR)

96 It was cleverly hidden on the front panel and labeled: 40% LESS FUEL SWITCH

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (IFIT6)

97 62 He's not kidding. We have door prizes, including some signed by renowned commentress bluebell and forged by Muad'dib.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (y87Qq)
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Let's make one thing clear here: my signature is not a forgery.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:03 AM (atPR4

hogmartin thinks he can screw with you, he doesn't know about your deadly spork history

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (Ss+Em)

98
"Did anyone come along with her to the hearing? A friend? A family member? Her husband?"

I think she took her emotional support pit viper.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 09:00 AM (wldC6)

I thought we already mentioned the dyke lawyer?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (eXA4G)

99 I also do not want pumpkin spice dish detergent,
which I actually saw on the shelf at Marshall's the other day and ran by
quickly.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 08:57 AM (atPR4)

was it . . . Gluten free? Non-GMO?

How would it taste sprinkled on top of an ice-cream desert?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (mUa7G)

100 91 Maybe we can escape "politics" for awhile.

********

You're so cute sometimes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (mvenn)

I know, right?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (Ss+Em)

101 Also, I discovered a switch on my generator that causes it to use about 40% less fuel. That has to be something.
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (IFIT6)
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That's interesting. Is that how you power WeaselMansion out there?

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (atPR4)

102 AM (IFIT6)

Are there faint but alarmingly familiar shapes moving just at the periphery of the mist, almost as if they're tempting you to leave the safety of Festung Weasel?

It's probably nothing then.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (y87Qq)
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Why yes, yes there were! Turned out to be bunnies though.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (IFIT6)

103 Frehly ground pecan blend in the mug.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (Obk3Z)

104 99: Sounds vile. I'm not even a fan of lemon scented detergent

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (mlmZR)

105 69. Psalm 110 makes a footstool of thine enemies

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (mogRH)

106 I had an old lady come into my Office once asking if I had any "Used" Dentures for her at a dsicount
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (m8J9w)

And your response was...........................

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (Ss+Em)

LOL...I think I was speechless.
But probably something like:

"That's not how this works, That is not how any of t his works"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (m8J9w)

107 hogmartin thinks he can screw with you, he doesn't know about your deadly spork history
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (Ss+Em)
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Oh ho ho, he's learning. He's learning.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (atPR4)

108 We need to get hold of a bunch of journolists' yearbooks. Total personal destruction is a two-way street. Granted, Stetler obviously didn't touch anyone but himself, but others? Tell us about the gang rapes, Fredo.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (59GGI)

109 nationalreview.com Republicans should not have delayed the kavanaugh vote
https://tinyurl.com/y7rqkytt

Andrew McCarthy gives a basic FBI civics lesson

Posted by: Skip at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (T4oHT)

110 hogmartin thinks he can screw with you, he doesn't know about your deadly spork history
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (Ss+Em)

You might be surprised.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (y87Qq)

111 Never piss off your 8 month pregnant wife. And always have a jar of whole pickles handy.

Posted by: Fritz at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (Z9C5C)

112 How would it taste sprinkled on top of an ice-cream desert?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:10 AM (mUa7G)
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Probably like a floor wax.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (atPR4)

113 81 If McConnell has the votes, then why not confirm Kavanaugh? Why the delay?
Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (oYD2h)

He doesn't have the votes. He's being led down the garden path. Murk and Collins know if Kavy is confirmed it will depress the dim vote and energize the GOP vote. That will result in more GOP senators and a more conservative senate. They will become irrelevant. They have more power with the dims. Its pretty simple

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2018 09:14 AM (+g41/)

114 Maybe we can escape "politics" for awhile.

********

You're so cute sometimes.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:09 AM (mvenn)

I know, right?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (Ss+Em)

I plead moron.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 29, 2018 09:14 AM (5jVnA)

115 I still maintain Florida Man would be a great title for Keanu Reeves next movie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:14 AM (CaRQc)

116
That's interesting. Is that how you power WeaselMansion out there?
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (atPR4)
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Yup. I probably won't need it as much when fall arrives and I'm not running the A/C.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:14 AM (IFIT6)

117 Good morning grammie.

And I wasn't just saying that. My mom's mom was a praying grammie.
I have no doubt that the protections I've recieved through the numerous stupidities I've commited in my life were due to her.

Am going to get ahold of some friends to pass along the Psalm 40 request. I have no doubt that by tomorrow afternoon their entire church will be on it.

The church started out as a non 501 c3, home church and has grown bigly,,,, yuuuugely.
And still non 501.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 09:15 AM (iH4Z+)

118 I just noticed that my bag of coffee is decaf. The label is almost identical to full caf.

*shakes fist at Starbutts design team*

I've been guzzling cup after cup to no effect.

Time to break out the emergency whole bean espresso bag, which I was saving for the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 29, 2018 09:15 AM (kQs4Y)

119
104 99: Sounds vile. I'm not even a fan of lemon scented detergent
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:11 AM (mlmZR)

*fistbump*

I don't care about trying to make my dinner plates smell like lavender. I just want them clean. And it annoys me that there's virtually NO unscented dishwashing detergent available.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (eXA4G)

120 105: That's a good one!

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (mlmZR)

121 great..at least it wasn't 500 error

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (ijopM)

122 As for great politician names, there's a guy running in my district named Calvin Ball.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (kQs4Y)

123 Marine Corps F-35 Flies First Combat Mission In Afghanistan

Israel has already flown them in Combat

And F-35 crashed yesterday at MCAS Beaufort SC

Which is all pretty much par for the course for a new air frame.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (m8J9w)

124
LOL...I think I was speechless.
But probably something like:

"That's not how this works, That is not how any of t his works"?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:12 AM (m8J9w)

You speechless?

My guess is you sent her down the road to the guy who finished last in your class.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (Ss+Em)

125 If McConnell has the votes, then why not confirm Kavanaugh? Why the delay?

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM (oYD2h)

Chinless Bitch McConnell already staked his position on that and he wouldn't proclaim such without confidence in the vote. Although I don't trust McConnell at all, I do trust PDTS. This ain't his first rodeo with this kind of buffoonery.

So here's some tinfoil hattery speculation.... The FBI has a lot of credibility to make up, if that is even possible, and maybe PDTS has offered them a chance to begin to do so by exposing the democrats as the lying, manipulative traitors the really are. Just ask the questions that logically arise and then release the 302s un-redacted when the 'investigation' is concluded.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (NDcnw)

126 109: I've long stopped reading NR. Too girlyboy

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (mlmZR)

127 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said Friday she is praying for divine intervention to stop Brett Kavanaugh from reaching the Supreme Court

Dear Satan

Its Nancy remember me?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (JFO2v)

128 My guess is you sent her down the road to the guy who finished last in your class.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (Ss+Em)

Someone finished behind me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (m8J9w)

129 Ahhh. hot covfefe, and I slept in.

Good Saturday morning, horde!

I'm super-excited--going over to Wheeling, WV, this evening to attend the President's rally. Never been to a presidential rally before.

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (OX9vb)

130 I hear Mueller will be starting for the Astros in their first round playoff game against the Indians, followed by Blumenthal, Booker and Harris in subsequent games.

We are all Indians fans now!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (CaRQc)

131 Here's a new Twitter hashtag to promote...

https://twitter.com/hashtag/
FireErikBradyNow?src=hash

...aimed at the USA Today "sports" columnist.

Here's his not-very-active Twitter account. Hit any of the top ten or so tweets to see what's going on.
https://twitter.com/ByErikBrady

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:18 AM (Evws/)

132 I just noticed that my bag of coffee is decaf. The label is almost identical to full caf...

I've been guzzling cup after cup to no effect.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 29, 2018 09:15 AM (kQs4Y)

Would it be worse if you'd drunk enough decaf to catch a caffeine buzz? Or better?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:18 AM (y87Qq)

133 Bacon is being cooked. Dog is already looking at me with bacon eyes.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at September 29, 2018 09:18 AM (WY9Hg)

134 It has long been my contention that caffeine-free, sugar-free, fat-free , salt-free, basically any of the ersatz foods or tweaked products should be placed in their dedicated own aisle to prevent such occurances.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 29, 2018 09:19 AM (fY3cQ)

135 Toronto will be cheering for the Indians too because of Donaldson and Encarnacion. Good luck, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:19 AM (Evws/)

136 61 Good morning folks!

I've got nothin'.

Somebody entertain me.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:02 AM (mvenn)

I've been working on my burlesque routine.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:20 AM (NWiLs)

137 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said Friday she is praying for divine intervention to stop Brett Kavanaugh from reaching the Supreme Court

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (JFO2v)
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Did she really? She is so evil.

Then I dedicate verse 15 of Psalm 40 to her:

"May those who seek to destroy my life

be shamed and confounded.

Turn back in disgrace

those who desire my ruin"

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (atPR4)

138 April that's cool! Post about it?

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (Z/jzm)

139 Can we (click) have a rational (clack) conversation about (click-clack) ill-fitting used (clickety-clack) dentures?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (mvenn)

140 there seems to be two sides to the praying for enemies things ... there is the prayer and "soft answer turns away wrath" type "meme". That seems to be for the average lost/misguided soul.
Then there are the hardened hearts, seared conscious types. Jesus said of these "you are of your father the devil, and his works you will do". There seem to be plenty of times when an enemy seeks to destroy us, not just be rude and think we are stupid or racist. Those types plot and conspire, and want us dead.

Ford shows a lot of signs of being the latter, though I can't tell if she is just twisted in mind or has gone over the edge past all hope. I finally heard her screechy little voice and fake trembling as she read her scrip (could only handle a minute of it as some body language person said she was a fraud).

In any case, the Soros/Merkel/Hillary types certainly seem like pure evil, ready to sacrifice Western Civ itself by marching third world cartels into our communities and demanding we serve them, and adopt to their cultural demands. It is "Demonic" indeed.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (Cus5s)

141 "It was cleverly hidden on the front panel and labeled: 40% LESS FUEL SWITCH"

Always the last place that you look.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (wldC6)

142 Escape "politics" ????

Never heard of it

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (3CFdj)

143
Dog is already looking at me with bacon eyes.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy

Are you going to torture this poor, helpless creature by not giving it some tasty, aromatic bacon? What kind of cruel owner are you anyway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (LsBY9)

144 NGU can turn those used dentures into those walking chattering teeth toys.

"Here ya go, lady!"

Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (kQs4Y)

145 139 Can we (click) have a rational (clack) conversation about (click-clack) ill-fitting used (clickety-clack) dentures?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (mvenn)

That's what they make those wind-up chattering teeth from.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (NWiLs)

146 April, that's really exciting! You'll have to tell us all about it. I hope you get to shake his hand, by some miracle.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:22 AM (atPR4)

147 Can we (click) have a rational (clack) conversation about (click-clack) ill-fitting used (clickety-clack) dentures?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:21 AM (mvenn)

Potential insectoid infiltrator spotted.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (y87Qq)

148 I've been working on my burlesque routine.

Posted by: Insomniac

********

Now we're talking. Give us a sample.

PS- Do you have a fan club?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (mvenn)

149 Horde Hive Mind atwerk

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (NWiLs)

150 133 Bacon is being cooked. Dog is already looking at me with bacon eyes.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at September 29, 2018 09:18 AM (WY9Hg)

as opposed to steak eyes egg eyes cheese eyes that moldy thing in the take out box eyes

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

151 150: Granddog has coffee eyes. If given a chance he'll lap it up. Who needs a hyper Pomeranian?

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:24 AM (mlmZR)

152 Time to return to the Prime Universe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (kQs4Y)

153 Willowed from the last thread:
Votermom: from.a tweet yesterday

Mrs Kavanaugh is asking for friends to pray Psalm 40 over her husband for the next 2 days

https://twitter.com/RedNationRising/status/1045528164594851840
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I intend to do this. Not sure how to. "Praying over" people isn't part of my religious repertoire. Winging it seems suboptimal. Pointers, anyone?

Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (oCue8)

154 Mornin' Horde!

Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)

155 Who needs a hyper Pomeranian?
Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:24 AM (mlmZR)

a new renewable energy source

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (JFO2v)

156 Who needs a hyper Pomeranian?

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:24 AM

I thought hyper was their default setting

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (KCxzN)

157 Flavored coffee creamers is the way to go. No serious long term commitment to any particular flavor, variety.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (ijopM)

158 as opposed to steak eyes egg eyes cheese eyes that moldy thing in the take out box eyes
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

Don't know, I don't know such stuff. I just do eyes, just eyes.

Posted by: Hannibal Chew at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (y87Qq)

159 137. God's secretary sees Pelosi's request in inbox, immediately forwards it to Lucifer with a note: This is one of yours.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 09:26 AM (mogRH)

160 Friends in College tried to set me up with a woman
like this. Beautiful body and actually quite nice. But I kept saying,
fortunately only to myself, "Why can't she talk like a fucking ADULT?!"
Talking to Women like that drives me nuts.
Posted by: rd at September 29, 2018 09:08 AM (vpH4d)

I had to make a special request of a girlfriend to not use baby talk. I told her I wanted a relationship with a mature, adult woman. I did not want to be a baby sitter.

I didn't tell her it was freaking me right out, though. I decided I hated her exes

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:26 AM (mUa7G)

161 Chris Cuomo tweets this morning that he can count the number of times he has been drunk on one hand. Because he can not remember all the other times.

Which, by the logic of the Stalinists, means he is undoubtedly guilty of sexual assault. Or would be if he was not a Party member.

Posted by: motionviewer at September 29, 2018 09:26 AM (E0Cpt)

162 148 I've been working on my burlesque routine.

Posted by: Insomniac

********

Now we're talking. Give us a sample.

PS- Do you have a fan club?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM (mvenn)

I have a club to use on unruly fans.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (xPcn3)

163 156: Luckily, this one is something of a slug....unless he gets caffeine. Must be prevented at all costs as his bark is like a German Shepherd

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (mlmZR)

164 Time to return to the Prime Universe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (kQs4Y)

O_O

It was you all along!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (y87Qq)

165 154 Mornin' Horde!

Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)
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Would you consider another instrument? Amazon has nice bongo drums that are reasonably priced. I got a set for our 2 yo goddaughter,

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (IFIT6)

166 Toronto will be cheering for the Indians too because of Donaldson and Encarnacion. Good luck, guys. [/]

Poor Donaldson can barely get to first. Hope he can be a factor. Let me say right now, sorry we sent you Shapiro. He is good only at promising future success. Of course, with your farm system about to send you Guerrerro the future might actually be pretty awesome this time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (CaRQc)

167 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)

No Chinese knock-offs?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (0+nbW)

168 I intend to do this. Not sure how to. "Praying over" people isn't part of my religious repertoire. Winging it seems suboptimal. Pointers, anyone?
Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (oCue

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Hi there, Lili!

Here's what I do. Just ask God to protect Kavanaugh and his family, and tell Him you are offering this prayer to Him on Kavanaugh's behalf. Then read the Psalm (you can find it easily on the internet). At the end ask God again to watch over and protect Kavanaugh and his family, Amen.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (atPR4)

169 silly phone posting

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (CaRQc)

170 I used to think Buckley had bacon eyes. Then I realized that was exactly the same as piece of cheese eyes, or pizza eyes, or veggie chip eyes. In fact yesterday he fell in love with a still-moist hunk of a deer leg that he found off in the woods and moped around for about an hour. I had to wrestle him for the nasty stinky thing, and then bury it in a top secret off-site location. He's been staring longingly off into the distance now for almost 24 hours.

Bacon eyes, indeed!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:29 AM (mvenn)

171 Good morning! Coffee in hand while reading all your comments.

Posted by: IC at September 29, 2018 09:29 AM (4lu7W)

172 For a used instrument, I'd go with ebay unless your local music store has some used ones

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:29 AM (mlmZR)

173 Hi there and thanks, bluebell! I'll do that!

Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (oCue8)

174 WeaselDog gets roasted peanut eyes.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (IFIT6)

175 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)
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Would you consider another instrument? Amazon has nice bongo drums that are reasonably priced. I got a set for our 2 yo goddaughter,
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (IFIT6)

There are instrument rentals...really.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (ijopM)

176 Here's the Thomas Wictor twitter thread that got him banned about Milano planning at least to disrupt the Ford hearing...

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1045469738573291520.html

Here's a YouTube video of Thomas Wictor discussing the banning and its relation to the Milano thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5FD5cr2H5A

[BTW, the strainer/colander on his head is an inside joke and not a Pastafarian reference or signal.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (Evws/)

177 I found during my last visit that Costco ditched their large pre-ground tins of Kirkland Colombian coffee which was my go-to for the past couple of years. They've only got them in decaf now. Back to the daily Grind 'n Brew 'n Scrub-Out of the Bean Hopper.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet flight attendant at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (DTX3h)

178 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said
Friday she is praying for divine intervention to stop Brett Kavanaugh
from reaching the Supreme Court

Dear Satan

Its Nancy remember me?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 29, 2018 09:17 AM (JFO2v)

I hope she remembers that it is essential to get the syntax, declension and case endings right when calling up the Elder gods.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (mUa7G)

179 52 It's odd that her own husband wouldn't come with.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

He was busy putting in the third door.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

180 No French Horns in inventory, but I do have two flutes and a very nice violin that my daughters no longer want.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (CaRQc)

181
Call out cuomo. Okay, places and dates for where and when you were drunk.

Posted by: Soothi at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (e15m6)

182 Missed the Brett Kavanaugh false accusations thread, am I too late to add mine? Oh, and Hippocampus so you know its me.

Posted by: Blasey Ford at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (pmmBv)

183 I'm seeing French horns for $200.....might turn your lips green, but....

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 09:32 AM (0+nbW)

184 176: Social media staff sort of lost it over Kav, I got a FB 24h ban for calling Flake a lying SOB on his page

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:32 AM (mlmZR)

185 It's foggy this morning at WeaselAcres. Is that something?
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:07 AM
~~~~~

Could be. Have you spotted anyone who looks like Adrienne Barbeau?

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:32 AM (Ri0Ku)

186 He was busy putting in the third door.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

Is that a triple entendre?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

187 #176 The Youtube video is just 5 mins long.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:33 AM (Evws/)

188 Got up this morning to find Fierce Kitteh Charlie cornering something under my shoes. It was a little snake - black, no markings. It has been caught (in one of our BugCups™ ) and released. Good kitteh! That's why we keep you around.

I've seen all kinds of little critters sneak into the house over the decades, but this is the first snake.

I blame the talk of snakes in last night's ONT.

How's your day going?

Posted by: mindful webworker and the three mouserkateers at September 29, 2018 09:33 AM (cNEwX)

189 I am looking forward to finding out more about Mrs. Dr. Ford.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (ijopM)

190 187: And he's right. Until the assailants get hurt, or worse, this will only escalate.

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (mlmZR)

191 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced
French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double
horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)

French horns are expensive. Used ones might be cheaper, but if they're banged up, you won't get a good tone. Go to your local music store guy and see if they have rentals.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

192 Would you consider another instrument? Amazon has nice bongo drums that are reasonably priced. I got a set for our 2 yo goddaughter,
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:27 AM (IFIT6)

--------------------------------

Sadly, I'd probably play those about as well as your goddaughter (unless she's a prodigy). And I'm sure her parents just love you for that gift!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (+F0Wk)

193 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1045469738573291520.html

Here's a YouTube video of Thomas Wictor discussing the banning and its relation to the Milano thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5FD5cr2H5A

[BTW, the strainer/colander on his head is an inside joke and not a Pastafarian reference or signal.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (Evws/)

Can't get the first link to work...yes, I took out the space you put in.

Tiny or bity url would be helpful.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

194 How's your day going?
Posted by: mindful webworker and the three mouserkateers at September 29, 2018 09:33 AM (cNEwX)

Aside from being assaulted by a kitten and put into a cup, not bad.

Posted by: snek at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (y87Qq)

195 Toronto will be cheering for the Indians too because of Donaldson and Encarnacion. Good luck, guys.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:19 AM (Evws/)

Thanks but I don't think the Tribe has the horses to deal with the mashers elsewhere in the AL, particularly with Andrew Miller being off and on. The one thing they have going is Francona calling the shots in any series, since he almost smoked that stupid pile of shit, Joe Maddon, before the overwhelming talent of the Cubs pulled his ignorant ass out of the fire.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

196 ford's crowdfund over $700,000 for her legal bills.

why does she need a legal defense fund?

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (Pg+x7)

197 Who needs a hyper Pomeranian?

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:24 AM (mlmZR)

Try a 1/8th cup of strong coffee with extra creamer and a bit of sweetener. It may make the hyper little fuzzball calm down.

Actually, try a teaspoon to start with in case more causes it to detonate.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (mUa7G)

198 189: I'll be surprised if we do. The only things I can find on her are on the Stanford site and only research papers related to the psychiatry dept. They even removed her CV

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (mlmZR)

199 Maybe we should set up a Who Gets Banned Next? draw, with a small entry fee. See if we can have a little fun whild Twitter shuts down the righties.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (CaRQc)

200

Sadly, I'd probably play those about as well as your goddaughter (unless she's a prodigy). And I'm sure her parents just love you for that gift!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (+F0Wk)
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Her parents are from St. Kitt so what I really need to get her is a steel drum.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (IFIT6)

201 "I will drink you under the table" comment from 15 year Ford on her high school yearbook book page?

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (5IHGB)

202 "I've been working on my burlesque routine."

Are you planning on performing that at your new cabaret, Insomniac's Place?

If so, I would like to withdraw my application to be the musical entertainment.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (iH4Z+)

203 186 He was busy putting in the third door.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

Is that a triple entendre?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:33 AM (y87Qq)

THERE ARE 3 DOORS!

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (cF8AT)

204
Several days forecast to be without rain - I am flummoxed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

205 196 ford's crowdfund over $700,000 for her legal bills.

why does she need a legal defense fund?

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (Pg+x7)

Especially stupid since her lawyers said they are working pro bono.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM (cF8AT)

206 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM

When you find one, remember that serious musicians agree with CBD's advice concerning applying maple syrup to things French.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM (tPPx7)

207 No Chinese knock-offs?
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (0+nbW)

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Amazon's got some of those for about $500, but reviews are mixed, with some folks running into major issues within weeks.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM (+F0Wk)

208 I think the Cubs and the Brewers are going to the wire. We may end up tied, in which case there would be a tie-breaker game, followed by Wild Card game, followed by the Division game. Both teams are guaranteed the post-season, it's a matter of who is Wild or not. Do I need this aggravation?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

209 I had a chance to play the French Horn in Junior high school but I blew it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:38 AM (mvenn)

210 I had an old lady come into my Office once asking if I had any "Used" Dentures for her at a dsicount
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 08:51 AM (m8J9w)

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Eww, ick.

Doesn't everybody have a dentures story? I know I do. When I was a kid in the early 70s, my single mom was raising 3 kids and working, so my great aunt moved in to take care of us while she worked. She was elderly. We had 3 Siameses. She would put her teeth in a glass by her bedside every night in the proper cliched fashion. One morning, we got up and the false teeth were laying in the middle of our living room floor with cat teeth marks all over them.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:38 AM (mQ0Mc)

211 Why does she need legal defense fund indeed. Didn't her lawyer state they were working pro bono?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 29, 2018 09:39 AM (3CFdj)

212 Banana split for my baby, a glass of cold water for me.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at September 29, 2018 09:39 AM (w7KSn)

213 Here's a devotional on cancer treatments and talking one day at a time. The thought for the day is : I can rely on God to help me through challenges one step at a time:

http://www.upperroom.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2018 09:39 AM (AllCR)

214 It's a gorgeous day out so I'm taking advantage (not that way!).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2018 09:39 AM (kQs4Y)

215 Are you going to torture this poor, helpless creature by not giving it some tasty, aromatic bacon? What kind of cruel owner are you anyway?

Bwahahahaha! No, every dog gets its bacon, even the one sleeping under the blanket.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at September 29, 2018 09:39 AM (WY9Hg)

216 Sock be gone.

Posted by: An Observation at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (pmmBv)

217 I had a chance to play the French Horn in Junior high school but I blew it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:38 AM (mvenn)

You have to have the lips for it.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4)

218 THERE ARE 3 DOORS!

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (cF8AT)

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not since Ray Manzarek died

Posted by: Youporn at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (FUnZV)

219 210 denture stories- my grandpa hated wearing his. He carried them in his back pocket!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (Z/jzm)

220 Just ask God to protect Kavanaugh and his family, and tell Him you are offering this prayer to Him on Kavanaugh's behalf. Then read the Psalm (you can find it easily on the internet). At the end ask God again to watch over and protect Kavanaugh and his family, Amen.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:28 AM (atPR4)

Prays are fine and good...but he'd be safger with 500 Armed Conservatives outside his home and escorting him and his family everywhere...but hey that's just how I think. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (m8J9w)

221 Maybe we should set up a Who Gets Banned Next? draw, with a small entry fee. See if we can have a little fun whild Twitter shuts down the righties.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (CaRQc)
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I'll put $100 on Pixy. Last count he's been suspended 90 times on Twitter this year and figured he'd get to 100 easily.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (atPR4)

222 Are you planning on performing that at your new cabaret, Insomniac's Place?

If so, I would like to withdraw my application to be the musical entertainment.
Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (iH4Z+)
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He should call it Up All Night.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (kQs4Y)

223 There are instrument rentals...really.
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (ijopM)

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French horns are expensive. Used ones might be cheaper, but if they're banged up, you won't get a good tone. Go to your local music store guy and see if they have rentals.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

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I found an online rental shop, which I'm considering. Local places seem more geared to rent to school-age children

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (+F0Wk)

224 That's how you know she's a lying activist, the social media scrub.

Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (nRWPy)

225 denture stories- my grandpa hated wearing his. He carried them in his back pocket!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (Z/jzm

That's weird, most jsut keep them in their underwear draw?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (m8J9w)

226
Chris Coons, who stood by at his own swearing in ceremony while Joey ChooChoo groped his underage daughter, helped Jeff Flake "see the light" regarding "just a few more days" investigation? Perfect!

Where do we find such "men"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

227 the long range forecast for the MiMoMe (it's next weekend!! mimomee.stoatnet.org/ | e-mail in nick): highs in the mid 60's, overnight lows in the 50's

Serious You Guys, if you're within 3000 miles of SE Michigan you should go; if for no other reason than to own the libs

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (KCxzN)

228 206 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM

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Pairs, on the left bank. Rue de Saint Martin. Ask for Philippa...O wait, you said HORN.

Posted by: Youporn at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (FUnZV)

229 That's how you know she's a lying activist, the social media scrub.

Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (nRWPy)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (m8J9w)

230 226: In Soros pocket?

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM (mlmZR)

231 #193 Here's one, Tami:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7joh89n

BTW, I didn't put in an extra space; and it always works for me when I just cut and paste the two lines of a 'broken' courtesy-URL for phone-users and just paste it into the new tab's URL address box thingee. I think the extra space is removed automatically.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM (Evws/)

232 Caffeine is Ford's middle name and coke and big mints..yall should love her dearly ?...NO!

Oh and what do you call a french Horn..M'suer Macron nest ce pas. teacher teacher can I go to le salle de bain mit tu

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM (5IHGB)

233 205
196 ford's crowdfund over $700,000 for her legal bills.

why does she need a legal defense fund?

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (Pg+x7)

Especially stupid since her lawyers said they are working pro bono.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM (cF8AT)

I hope it gets to millions. And then all the fuks can cry when Kavanaugh is seated on the SC.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM (b8J4P)

234 PS- Do you have a fan club?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:23 AM

It's probably veiled.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (tPPx7)

235 Prays are fine and good...but he'd be safger with
500 Armed Conservatives outside his home and escorting him and his
family everywhere...but hey that's just how I think. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (m8J9w)

Gideon only had 300, and we all know how that turned out.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

236 I would like $700,000 please.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (IFIT6)

237 French horns aren't French and English horns aren't English.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (w7KSn)

238 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.

Goodwill online usually has a lot of instruments you can bid on. A friend of mine has gotten many guitars there.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (WY9Hg)

239 Nancy can pray for divine intervention and there may be other people as well who are praying to keep Brett Kavanaugh from the Supreme Court.. I don't know what God's plans are, but I can guarantee this: There are more people praying FOR Brett Kavanaugh than against him, only because some many leftists are not praying people of religious faith in the God of the Bible

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (AllCR)

240 Anyone know where I can find a reasonably priced French Horn? I'm looking to join a community band, and need a double horn, but even the used ones cost some serious coin.

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Might sound weird, but try Craigslist in your area. You might find one there from some parent who's trying to unload the one they bought for their kid who no longer plays. I've got a dusty case holding Jr. Black's viola under his bed that I've thought about putting on there for that very reason. He played in high school, then pfffttt.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:44 AM (mQ0Mc)

241 BTW, I didn't put in an extra space; and it always works for me when I just cut and paste the two lines of a 'broken' courtesy-URL for phone-users and just paste it into the new tab's URL address box thingee. I think the extra space is removed automatically.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM (Evws/)

Ok but I keep getting this even from your tinyurl link:

"I'm sorry the bot is having a hard time to unroll this.
Thread author has been suspended on Twitter, Thread Reader can not access this."

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:44 AM (cF8AT)

242 I found an online rental shop, which I'm considering. Local places seem more geared to rent to school-age children
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (+F0Wk)
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This question came up on our homeschool list recently, with regard to flutes. One of the moms who plays the flute in a local orchestra said to contact flute (or in your case, French horn) instructors at nearby colleges (we have a bunch in our area; you may not!) to see if any of the students are selling theirs in order to upgrade.

She added to avoid Costco ones (if they even have them!) or anything Chinese made.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:44 AM (atPR4)

243 And it annoys me that there's virtually NO unscented dishwashing detergent available.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 29, 2018 09:16 AM (eXA4G)

THIS!!! You can get it without dyes, but who the hell cares? I don't want chemical scent on my dishes.

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 09:44 AM (OX9vb)

244 "I will drink you under the table" comment from 15 year Ford on her high school yearbook book page?

Did she put drink in quotes?

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (nIvDu)

245 223 There are instrument rentals...really.
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (ijopM)

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French horns are expensive. Used ones might be cheaper, but if they're banged up, you won't get a good tone. Go to your local music store guy and see if they have rentals.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

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I found an online rental shop, which I'm considering. Local places seem more geared to rent to school-age children
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (+F0Wk)

I've been looking in pawn shops for a saxophone.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (2DOZq)

246 I hope it gets to millions. And then all the fuks can cry when Kavanaugh is seated on the SC.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 29, 2018 09:42 AM

Good. Every dollar they spend on her GFM "defense" fund is one less dollar they can contribute to Lil'Debbie Stabenaw's re-election campaign

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (KCxzN)

247 I was going to play French horn, but after a week I gave up.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (qqd/S)

248 Comments on content, probably all already covered by Moron Minds:

Quite the housekeeper:

But at least one of Hudgins' neighbors said they had noticed a strong odor near the home. "I still didn't pay it no mind," neighbor Edna Burgess told the station. "I thought maybe it was a sewer or something."

________

There were no signs of forced entry. Family helped the woman search for the missing teeth, but they were never found.
No suspects were immediately identified.

That's simultaneously so funny it's sad, and so sad it's funny.
________

Nearly $18 million worth of cocaine was found in boxes of bananas that were donated to a prison in Texas

Somebody in the supply line done f'd up good. And should be heading for the hills before the Bosses find out.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the three mouserkateers at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (cNEwX)

249
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:25 AM (+F0Wk)

Check out local area auctions. The one in our area (SE PA) usually has several musical instruments in their offerings each month.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2018 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

250 225 denture stories- my grandpa hated wearing his. He carried them in his back pocket!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM (Z/jzm

That's weird, most jsut keep them in their underwear draw?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 09:41 AM (m8J9w)

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that will eventually bite him in the ass

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 29, 2018 09:46 AM (FUnZV)

251 hogmartin, you think Eldery Instruments has a french horn or twelve laying around?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:46 AM (KCxzN)

252 French horns aren't French and English horns aren't English.
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM

Great. More childhood illusions shattered.

What's next? Cow horns aren't cow?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (tPPx7)

253 I was going to play French horn, but after a week I gave up.
Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (qqd/S)
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My neighbor took accordion lessons in high school, until her teacher asked her to quit.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (atPR4)

254 You will stand trial before governors and kings because you are my followers. But this will be your opportunity to tell the rulers and other unbelievers about me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (2DOZq)

255 251: Like in East Lansing?

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (mlmZR)

256 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.) said Friday she is praying for divine intervention to stop Brett Kavanaugh from reaching the Supreme Court

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Because otherwise we might not be able to kill our babies.

I think that's in Leviticus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (+y/Ru)

257 Ford is a two door coup(e)

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2018 09:48 AM (+g41/)

258 Serious You Guys, if you're within 3000 miles of SE Michigan you should go; if for no other reason than to own the libs
Posted by: AltonJackson

I'll be travelling 640 miles from the Virginia swamps just to bore you all to tears.

Always a good time at a Moron Meetup.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 29, 2018 09:48 AM (FTlwv)

259 205 196 ford's crowdfund over $700,000 for her legal bills.

why does she need a legal defense fund?

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 29, 2018 09:35 AM (Pg+x7)

Especially stupid since her lawyers said they are working pro bono.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:37 AM
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Yeah, quite a puzzle, huh? And just what was in that envelope that Sheila Action Jackson Lee quickly slipped to Dr.Fraud's Atty? Looks too thin to be her Satan prayer requests. And BTW, good morning Tami and Horde.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 09:48 AM (WWS2B)

260 English horns aren't English.

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English horns aren't English or a horn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

261 What's next? Cow horns aren't cow?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (tPPx7)

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don't even ask about the baby oil. So disappointed.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 29, 2018 09:49 AM (FUnZV)

262 denture stories- my grandpa hated wearing his. He carried them in his back pocket!
Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at September 29, 2018 09:40 AM
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My grandmother suffered from dementia and was always losing hers. Mom would borrow Uncle Paddy's extra set and give them to her. Made her happy, and made all of us hysterical because they were way too big for her and she looked like the Cheshire Cat.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:49 AM (Ri0Ku)

263 Actually, in Lansing, iirc

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:49 AM (mlmZR)

264 "...single mom raising three kids and working."

That's how I grew up. My grammie stepping in at times when needed early on instead of aunt.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 09:50 AM (iH4Z+)

265 Like in East Lansing?

the one & only

"affordable" isn't really in Eldery's lexicon, but you never know

I may be in the local music stores aroung The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor today / tomorrow; I'll keep an eye open

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:50 AM (KCxzN)

266 According to someone on Twitter, this is the person from Maxine Waters staff that Doxxed some republicans.

http://tinyurl.com/yayf77md

She's got crazy eyes too....

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM (cF8AT)

267

Big ass flock of geese going over, these are flight geese, not residents.
First that I've seen so far, well over 100, very purposeful and not being distracted.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM (S/hVx)

268 The #metoo target is now on Republicans runnng for reelection. Expect more allegations of assault decades ago against these candidates.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

269 My grandmother suffered from dementia and was always losing hers. Mom would borrow Uncle Paddy's extra set and give them to her. Made her happy, and made all of us hysterical because they were way too big for her and she looked like the Cheshire Cat.

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IrishEi, I think you've got a patent on your hands. False Teeth on a Rope!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM (mQ0Mc)

270 hogmartin, you think Eldery Instruments has a french horn or twelve laying around?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:46 AM (KCxzN)

If you're asking seriously, they really only deal in quality stringed instruments and, unaccountably, ukuleles.

If you're nudging me to get people to come out next weekend, then they load them day and night with three shifts of forklift operators and there are so many that they're just sitting in piles up and down Washington Avenue, within walking distance of some fine ice cream stands and the scenic River Trail boardwalk.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM (y87Qq)

271 My neighbor took accordion lessons in high school, until her teacher asked her to quit.
Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM
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I play the accordion too--when my family lets me. I don't understand. An accordion is a party-in-a-box! Who doesn't like accordion music?!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:52 AM (Ri0Ku)

272 265: I remember going to Olde World on MAC in EL and listening to some folksinger types who had some affiliation with EI and would plug the place. That was a loooong time ago

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 09:52 AM (mlmZR)

273 202 "I've been working on my burlesque routine."

Are you planning on performing that at your new cabaret, Insomniac's Place?

If so, I would like to withdraw my application to be the musical entertainment.
Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 09:36 AM (iH4Z+)

Oh come on. Be a team player.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (xPcn3)

274 Just in: Cornets aren't corn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (tPPx7)

275 I was going to play French horn, but after a week I gave up.
Posted by: goatexchange at September 29, 2018 09:45 AM (qqd/S)

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I started out playing cornet in grade school, but the Jr. High band director needed French Horns, so he had me switch over, and I played all the way through high school.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (+F0Wk)

276 I was going to play French horn, but after a week I gave up.

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ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (mvenn)

277 According to someone on Twitter, this is the person from Maxine Waters staff that Doxxed some republicans.

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I guarantee you that Mad Maxine knew about it beforehand, too. And there's a high probability she instructed it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (mQ0Mc)

278 Yeah, quite a puzzle, huh? And just what was in that envelope that Sheila Action Jackson Lee quickly slipped to Dr.Fraud's Atty? Looks too thin to be her Satan prayer requests. And BTW, good morning Tami and Horde.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 09:48 AM (WWS2B)

Morning Bebe!

Has anyone asked her what was in the envelope?

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:54 AM (cF8AT)

279 Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:52 AM (Ri0Ku)

A Cajun squeezebox is what I grew up listening too. Always a party when they are being played.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:54 AM (2DOZq)

280 I see a front door and I want it to be two
No singles in my life, you better make them two

Posted by: The Lying Stones at September 29, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

281 An accordion is a party-in-a-box! Who doesn't like accordion music?!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:52 AM

This !!!!

Posted by: zombie Myron Florin at September 29, 2018 09:54 AM (tPPx7)

282 The Bass ain't made of fish

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (FUnZV)

283 276 I was going to play French horn, but after a week I gave up.

********

ISWYDT
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (mvenn)

Hard to play when both hands are in the air.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (2DOZq)

284 I am glad to hear Nancy Pelosi is praying. It is a good start, and maybe she will begin contemplating her sins next. Who knows, like us all, maybe there is some hope for her yet!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (CaRQc)

285 My grandmother suffered from dementia and was always losing hers. Mom would borrow Uncle Paddy's extra set and give them to her. Made her happy, and made all of us hysterical because they were way too big for her and she looked like the Cheshire Cat.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:49 AM (Ri0Ku)
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Okay, I can't stop laughing at this. The best part is, everybody wins!

All right, I'm dragging myself down the stairs to exercise. You all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (atPR4)

286
My neighbor took accordion lessons in high school, until her teacher asked her to quit.

Posted by: bluebell at September 29, 2018 09:47 AM (atPR4)
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I had a neighbor years back who started learning the accordion. She practiced A LOT (though never at unreasonable hours). We got to listen to her progress over the course of a year. She actually got pretty good at it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (+F0Wk)

287 Yeah, quite a puzzle, huh? And just what was in that envelope that Sheila Action Jackson Lee quickly slipped to Dr.Fraud's Atty?

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Let's just say it came from a banana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

288 She's got crazy eyes too....
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:51 AM
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And a mustache. It looks like a tranny to me. Seriously.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

289 If you're asking seriously, they really only deal in quality stringed instruments and, unaccountably, ukuleles.

only music store I've ever been in what had actual steel drums in stock

Music-Go-Round in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor has a used Holton french horn....for $1,999.99

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (KCxzN)

290 A Cajun squeezebox is what I grew up listening too. Always a party when they are being played.

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Momma's got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night.

Posted by: Loggins & Messina at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

291 #241 Cr@p, Tami! Damn Twitter!

I guess my version is okay because I've got the page bookmarked on my computer despite any fascist Twitter ban but it affects the "rolled out" page if you're going to it fresh.

Time to trust-bust all of these dicks: either carriers and everything is left up (other than, say, explicit death threats) or reduce them to publishers so they're responsible for content and can be sued for content (that would basically put them out of business -- tough shit).

[BTW, "rolled out" Twitter threads are kind of like a huge screen-capture of a Twitter thread but the embedded tweets, videos, and picture links are clickable/active.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (Evws/)

292 280 I see a front door and I want it to be two
No singles in my life, you better make them two
Posted by: The Lying Stones at September 29, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

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i'm more of a backdoor man

Posted by: Bon Scott at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (FUnZV)

293 Did anyone come along with her to the hearing? A friend? A family member? Her husband?
________________

Her invisible "beach friends" rode in on their flying unicorn.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (fqUgw)

294 An accordion is a party-in-a-box! Who doesn't like accordion music?!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 09:52 AM

*nods imperceptibly*

Posted by: Novislav Dajic at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (y87Qq)

295 Jr. High band director needed French Horns, so he had me switch over, and I played all the way through high school.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (+F0Wk)

Did you have to march in the band? French horns really are not marching band-friendly. I came home from games with many a bruised lip. Some of them were even from the french horn.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

296 Hard to play when both hands are in the air.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 09:55 AM (2DOZq)

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or with your tongue shoved in it

Posted by: Bon Scott at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (FUnZV)

297 as computer chips get smaller, they will put chips in dentures, and everything else. "Alexa, where are my dentures?"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (Cus5s)

298 Music-Go-Round in The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor has a used Holton french horn....for $1,999.99
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 09:56 AM (KCxzN)

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Cheapest used I've found local is about $1300, but I have no idea what condition it is in, and it's not a brand I'm familiar with.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:58 AM (+F0Wk)

299 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1045469738573291520.html

Here's a YouTube video of Thomas Wictor discussing the banning and its relation to the Milano thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5FD5cr2H5A

[BTW, the strainer/colander on his head is an inside joke and not a Pastafarian reference or signal.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 09:30 AM (Evws/)

Can't get the first link to work...yes, I took out the space you put in.

Tiny or bity url would be helpful.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:34 AM (cF8AT)
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Threadreader app goes to 404 stating user is suspended. It's the one I mentioned earlier being linked by Votermom and Lizzy. Youtube video is of guy explaining that his tweet was about possible plot to injure Kavanaugh that included actress Alyssa Milano and confirming that he has indeed been permanently suspended by Twitter.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 29, 2018 09:58 AM (p0nVR)

300 French horns aren't French either. They are called French horns because of how much tongue is involved - which has been acertained from Kavanaugh's super secret code of sexual references via his postings in his HS yearbook.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 09:59 AM (WWS2B)

301 Omg, I just looked on Craigslist in my area and by golly, there's a French Horn for sale for $250.

Posted by: Loggins & Messina at September 29, 2018 09:59 AM (mQ0Mc)

302 Accordion music.

Oxymoron

just sayin'

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:59 AM (mvenn)

303 /sock

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 10:00 AM (mQ0Mc)

304 The irony of Ford's legal defense fund is that Ford's lawyers are going to give her some payment agreement to sign she's to stupid to understand and in six months send her a bill for 700,000 bucks and she will have already spent half her GoFundMe money and be wondering what the heck is going on. Six months after that she'll be getting sued for non-payment by the same people she thinks are looking out for her.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 29, 2018 10:00 AM (ye3s4)

305 280 Lying Stones

1964: In your heart, you know he's right.

2018: In your gut, you know she's nuts.

Posted by: strawdog at September 29, 2018 10:00 AM (Cssks)

306 'Morning, Horde.

Nice prayer, Grammie.

Is it safe to come out yet?

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:00 AM (AzV8L)

307 297 as computer chips get smaller, they will put chips in dentures, and everything else. "Alexa, where are my dentures?"
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (Cus5s)

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will she understand you without your dentures?

Posted by: Bon Scott at September 29, 2018 10:01 AM (FUnZV)

308 as computer chips get smaller
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM

It's not just computer chips.

They keep doubling the ratio of chopped cabbage to dressing.

This is known as Moore 'Slaw.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 10:01 AM (tPPx7)

309 Maybe just get a simple bugle and attach a white flag.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:01 AM (mvenn)

310 Did you have to march in the band? French horns really are not marching band-friendly.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

There is a "marching model".

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:01 AM (0+nbW)

311 Oxymoron
just sayin'
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 09:59 AM
~~~~~

😥

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 10:02 AM (Ri0Ku)

312
Did you have to march in the band? French horns really are not marching band-friendly. I came home from games with many a bruised lip. Some of them were even from the french horn.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

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In Jr high, we marched a lot, mostly in parades. We had special marching horns, similar to a trumpet but bigger (and more awkward).

In high school, we were less focused on marching, though we did play at the games. Again, we had marching horns, though these were smaller than what we used in Jr. High.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (+F0Wk)

313 Hello, creeper.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (y87Qq)

314 Has anyone here (including resident lawyers) filed for non profit status for a homeschooling co-op and could provide me with the necessary steps.

Asking for a friend....seriously.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (cF8AT)

315 I think I payed $700 for my French Horn, maybe 1969 or so.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

316 #299 Yes, Darth, it looks like I can still access the first link of the "rolled out" Twitter thread because I've got it saved on my bookmarked list. (Does this mean I'm going to a version cached on my p.c.?) But it has been 404ed for first-time visitors.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (Evws/)

317 Hi, hogmartin. Welcome to the weekend.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (Cpv4L)

318 Cheapest used I've found local is about $1300, but I have no idea what condition it is in, and it's not a brand I'm familiar with.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 09:58 AM (+F0Wk)

Ever checked Reverb.com?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (0+nbW)

319

I have high cheekbones like my Maw-Maw, therefore I must be Cherokee - Elizabeth Warren

I have almond shaped eyes like my Maw-Maw, therefore I must be nuts! - Christine Blasey-Ford

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (mvenn)

320 Oh now crazy Bernie is "demanding" an FBI investigation into whether Kavanaugh lied to congress.

Well done, Flake...WELL.DONE.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

321 Has anyone asked her what was in the envelope?
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 09:54
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Jackson Lee's claim is that is just other MeToo victim letters made available to Sheila. Seems way too thin for that too.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (WWS2B)

322 There is a "marching model".

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:01 AM (0+nbW)

My marching band marched in the days before they invented fire and the wheel. All these modern gizmos, I tell ya.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

323 I LIKE BANANAS.BANANAS. BANANAS. BANANAS.

Posted by: Lucky Anus at September 29, 2018 10:05 AM (NrJDe)

324 I have high cheekbones like my Maw-Maw, therefore I must be Cherokee - Elizabeth Warren

I have almond shaped eyes like my Maw-Maw, therefore I must be nuts! - Christine Blasey-Ford
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (mvenn)

What does it mean when you have bacon eyes?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:05 AM (y87Qq)

325 I'm sorry, Bawwy. I do not understand "Whewe is a good westauwant".

Posted by: Siri at September 29, 2018 10:05 AM (Evws/)

326 http://homeschoolcpa.com/tag/non-profit/

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (v1udk)

327 Don't know if this will make you feel good or bad. From a school sale on craigslist:

...FRENCH HORN:
unmarked single ---------- $ 100.
Olds Ambassador -------- $ 125. SOLD
Conn 6D single ----------- $ 175. SOLD
Conn 6D single ----------- $ 225. SOLD
Conn 6D double -----------$ 275. SOLD

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (Ydn2k)

328 My marching band marched in the days before they invented fire and the wheel. All these modern gizmos, I tell ya.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

You play w/Joshua @ Jericho?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (0+nbW)

329 "Oh come on. Be a team player."

Meh, you're not missing anything.
Don't play piano, other than working up the flute solo to Nights in White Satin about 30 years ago, at all.

And neither my drumming, guitar, harmonica or vocals are near good enough for a solo act.

I can check and see if my trio's front man is interested.

Gotta bow out. Battery at 28%.

Posted by: teej at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (iH4Z+)

330 @275, that's exactly how I started French Horn. Tons of cornet players, and the music teacher asked for volunteers for French Horn. I looked around, considered anonymity in the cornet section vs. possible first chair someday in French Horn, and raised my hand.

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (OX9vb)

331 Also, Mom got all of our instruments at a pawn shop, so you should look there.

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM (OX9vb)

332 Good morning horde!

First day off social media and it feels good.

Now on to really important things:. Penn State Whiteout tonight!

Crush Ohio State!

Posted by: mpfs at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM (v77tW)

333 Michael Savage links Ford to the CIA and the Fusion GPS crap ... surely Trump knows this as he called for an FBI brief investigation. Hopefully it opened the door to examine the accusers, not just the accused.

It would seem the scope was limited to the accusations against Kav', from high school. While THAT would be limited, it would sweep in looking into any fabrications by the accusers, imo.

twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1045891608518901761

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM (Cus5s)

334 David Horowitz linked to the Savage thing, which is how I saw it.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:08 AM (Cus5s)

335
Yeah, quite a puzzle, huh? And just what was in that envelope that
Sheila Action Jackson Lee quickly slipped to Dr.Fraud's Atty? Looks too
thin to be her Satan prayer requests. And BTW, good morning Tami and
Horde.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 09:48 AM (WWS2B)

My guess is Bitcoin.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (mUa7G)

336 Crush THE Ohio State!
Posted by: mpfs at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (tPPx7)

337 I started out playing cornet in grade school

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When I was a kid, there was a TV show I liked named Coronet Blue. It was about an amnesiac who people were trying to kill who could remember only the words coronet blue. I didn't know what a coronet was (and I didn't realize that cornet and coronet were two different words until looked it up just now. P.S. Shut up!) So there was no internet in those days. Hell, writing had just been invented. So I looked it up in the dictionary and didn't know if it meant horn or crown. So I thought it and thought about it and then the series wasn't renewed and I never learned what coronet blue meant.

And that's when I learned that life isn't fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

338 Dr. Crazy-Fraud's obsession with Mike Judge is kind of interesting. She claims that if she can get the records of when Mike Judge worked at Safeway, she could be more helpful in remembering the event.
She claims that she saw him once after the incident, but doesn't claim to know the date she saw him. Her trauma seems quite convenient that way, doesn't it?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (v1udk)

339 I think I payed $700 for my French Horn, maybe 1969 or so.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 29, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

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Always nice to find a fellow horn player among my acquaintances!

My first horn, I got used from my music teacher for $500. It was a 3/4 size horn, and had some dents. One great thing about my high school - band was a big deal there, and they provided French horns for us to use at no cost.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (+F0Wk)

340 Dad played accordion, uncle played concertina. Much singing and dancing when the clan got together. It was a different time, my life feels like a desert now.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (mogRH)

341 327 http://homeschoolcpa.com/tag/non-profit/

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (v1udk)

Thank you!

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:09 AM (cF8AT)

342 Crush Ohio State!

May your hopes be crushed instead!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 10:10 AM (CaRQc)

343 According to someone on Twitter, this is the person from Maxine Waters staff that Doxxed some republicans.

--

I guarantee you that Mad Maxine knew about it beforehand, too. And there's a high probability she instructed it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (mQ0Mc)

After Hodgkinson I don't know why this isn't being treated as a big fucking deal by Not Who We Are and Sleepy Jeff.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2018 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

344 Oh now crazy Bernie is "demanding" an FBI investigation into whether Kavanaugh lied to congress.
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

Are his demands worth anything? He's not on the SJC, and I can't imagine he'd ever vote for confirmation anyway.

If he were demanding that the senate not choose a False Grail he might have something relevant to add.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:10 AM (y87Qq)

345 Crush THE Ohio State!
Posted by: mpfs at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

You are correct sir!

Thank you!

Posted by: mpfs at September 29, 2018 10:10 AM (v77tW)

346 334 Michael Savage links Ford to the CIA and the Fusion GPS crap ... surely Trump knows this as he called for an FBI brief investigation. Hopefully it opened the door to examine the accusers, not just the accused.

It would seem the scope was limited to the accusations against Kav', from high school. While THAT would be limited, it would sweep in looking into any fabrications by the accusers, imo.

twitter.com/KayaJones/status/1045891608518901761
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:07 AM (Cus5s)

You'd think they'd have to start with the complaint/accusation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM (1g7ch)

347 Jackson Lee's claim is that is just other MeToo victim letters made available to Sheila. Seems way too thin for that too.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (WWS2B)

Written by her staff, I'm sure....

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM (cF8AT)

348 Ever checked Reverb.com?
Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (0+nbW)

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Hadn't heard of them. I'll check it out. Thanks!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM (+F0Wk)

349 That MiMoMe sounds like it's gonna be a doozy. We have three weeks till Ben Had's bash and I hear he and ibguy (BTW, it's someone's birthday that weekend but you didn't hear it from me) are hoping to link up through cyberspace.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM (AzV8L)

350 297 as computer chips get smaller, they will put chips in dentures, and everything else. "Alexa, where are my dentures?"
Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 09:57 AM (Cus5s)

If they were up your ass you would know

Posted by: Mis Hum's Alexa at September 29, 2018 10:12 AM (Ss+Em)

351 Phillies will continue to suck under current GM and coach.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 10:12 AM (mogRH)

352 350 That MiMoMe sounds like it's gonna be a doozy. We have three weeks till Ben Had's bash and I hear he and ibguy (BTW, it's someone's birthday that weekend but you didn't hear it from me) are hoping to link up through cyberspace.
Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM (AzV8L)
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Which reminds me, I need to make some ammo for the rifle I'm bringing.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (IFIT6)

353 It's still so bizarre it's like a dream that someone could make a claim from 36 years ago without the where and when and denials of corroboration from alleged witnesses. I'm afraid there is only one way to fight in this type of bizarro world.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (2DOZq)

354 Don't know if this will make you feel good or bad. From a school sale on craigslist:

...FRENCH HORN:
unmarked single ---------- $ 100.
Olds Ambassador -------- $ 125. SOLD
Conn 6D single ----------- $ 175. SOLD
Conn 6D single ----------- $ 225. SOLD
Conn 6D double -----------$ 275. SOLD
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (Ydn2k)

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OK, that last one kinda hurts. It must have taken a beating to be offered at that price.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (+F0Wk)

355
If Ford spent the whole time picking her nose and drooling on herself the left still would have raved at how wonderful, credible and convincing she was

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (SiINZ)

356 French horns aren't French and English horns aren't English.

*******

Fun Fact:

Horny toads aren't toads.

or horny.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (mvenn)

357 DO YOU understand how easy it is for a resist FBI agent to end this?

They don't need to prove a crime or guilt.

All they need to do is write there are CONCERNING inconsistencies.

And it's over.

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (MAstk)

358 Weasel, do you need .22? I've got a boatload of that and nothing to shoot it in.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (AzV8L)

359 352

The Phillies don't suck as much as my Padres!

We are number one in suckiness!

Posted by: mpfs at September 29, 2018 10:14 AM (v77tW)

360 It would seem the scope was limited to the accusations against Kav', from high school. While THAT would be limited, it would sweep in looking into any fabrications by the accusers, imo.

It was foolish of Judge Kavanaugh to release that HS calendar. He should have kept his mouth shut. Even his testimony wasn't a smart idea. He was naming names of people he was in contact with during that time, giving these jackals more information to create other accusations.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:14 AM (v1udk)

361 Oh now crazy Bernie is "demanding" an FBI investigation into whether Kavanaugh lied to congress.

Well done, Flake...WELL.DONE.

Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

That's always been the problem with the left...you give them and inch and they want 500 miles...much like spoiled ignorant willful children

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 10:14 AM (m8J9w)

362 Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (MAstk)

HA, this is the worrisome part. They left it in the hands of the FBI...the corrupt FBI.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:15 AM (AzV8L)

363 Was all excited. Saturday after 9am so college football has started! Not on the East Coast, it hasn't... *sad french horn*

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 10:15 AM (wPON6)

364 359 Weasel, do you need .22? I've got a boatload of that and nothing to shoot it in.
Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (AzV8L)
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Thanks, but this is one of my match rifles in 6.5-284. Appreciate the offer though!

P.S. get a .22!

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 10:16 AM (IFIT6)

365 " He was naming names of people he was in contact with during that time, giving these jackals more information to create other accusations."

Wouldn't it be a hoot if he names he gave were for fictitious people.

And the left being to make accusations of 'Credible and disturbing evidence' of these non-existent folk in previously undisclosed offenses?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:16 AM (wldC6)

366 ...much like spoiled ignorant willful children

We spared the rod.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 10:16 AM (wPON6)

367 Denture stories:

I work at a car dealership, and recently, someone called and said they couldn't find their dentures, and thought they must have left them in their trade-in. Had half the staff looking for dentures for a day, then the customer found them in her "other purse."

And, when I was a kid, we moved to a new (old) home, and we found a top denture in the basement. We stuck it into a snowman's face. It was our most hilarious snowman ever!

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:17 AM (OX9vb)

368 Sorry, Weasel. Just reread your post. Clearly you do not require .22.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:17 AM (AzV8L)

369 "Clearly you do not require .22."

My understanding is that .22 will become a form of currency.

Doing the burning times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:18 AM (wldC6)

370 It was foolish of Judge Kavanaugh to release that HS calendar. He should have kept his mouth shut. Even his testimony wasn't a smart idea. He was naming names of people he was in contact with during that time, giving these jackals more information to create other accusations.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:14 AM (v1udk)

You'd think as a judge and recent news events he'd know that people lie and it would be best not to give them information they could use to fabricate a less fantastic story.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2018 10:18 AM (1g7ch)

371 Doing=During.

F'n auto-cucumber.
It mocks me!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:18 AM (wldC6)

372 Fun Fact:
Horny toads aren't toads.
or horny.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM

My mellow can't take much more harshing.

Next up - the humerus isn't the funny bone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (tPPx7)

373 USA Today's article show a picture of Kavanaugh and stating ...but he should stay off basketball courts when kids are around"., is perhaps one of the most despicable pieces of character assassination in our history.

USA Today should be the first to hand from the gallows.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (WYtxl)

374 Oh man, VIA...I hope you're right. I could live well. Someone ripped off several boxes of 9m but left all the .22. Ammo in the bank.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (AzV8L)

375 366 " He was naming names of people he was in contact with during that time, giving these jackals more information to create other accusations."

Wouldn't it be a hoot if he names he gave were for fictitious people.

And the left being to make accusations of 'Credible and disturbing evidence' of these non-existent folk in previously undisclosed offenses?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:16 AM (wldC6)

Bernie Sanders is on it.
They possibility of fake names that is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (1g7ch)

376 So does the phrase 'indentured servant' mean what I think it does?

Slaveholders offered a good company dental plan?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:20 AM (mvenn)

377 I was watching MSNBC this morning, and they were making prep school's out to be some wild place where drugging, drinking and sex were happening 365/24/7.

I didn't go to a prep school, but I did attend a parochial school. They were anything but wild. Were there some wild children? You bet! But the local public school was much worse.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:20 AM (v1udk)

378 Next up - the humerus isn't the funny bone?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (tPPx7)

hippocampus...right?

Posted by: BignJames at September 29, 2018 10:21 AM (0+nbW)

379 I was just visiting my parents last week and my dad told me sadly he sold his guns. All of them?

Well, no. He kept a 12 guage for sentimental reasons. And his old 1911 of course. And a .22.
So not all his guns after all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 10:21 AM (CaRQc)

380 359 Weasel, do you need .22? I've got a boatload of that and nothing to shoot it in.
Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:13 AM (AzV8L)

Get yourself a nice .22 pistola or riffle.

Posted by: Mis Hum's Alexa at September 29, 2018 10:22 AM (Ss+Em)

381 that's exactly how I started French Horn. Tons of cornet players, and the music teacher asked for volunteers for French Horn. I looked around, considered anonymity in the cornet section vs. possible first chair someday in French Horn, and raised my hand.
Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:06 AM (OX9vb)

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Never made first chair. Got as high as second (one of my best friends was first, so I didn't begrudge her that)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 10:22 AM (+F0Wk)

382

Cleanup on aisle 379?

Posted by: irongrampa at September 29, 2018 10:22 AM (S/hVx)

383 You'd think as a judge and recent news events he'd know that people lie and it would be best not to give them information they could use to fabricate a less fantastic story.

I think he believes in justice will prevail. Politics is not justice, and unfortunately, justice in politics rarely prevails.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:22 AM (v1udk)

384 "Someone ripped off several boxes of 9m but left all the .22. Ammo in the bank."

I have it on good authority that ALL forms of ammunition will take on the roll of currency.

So .22 might be the equivalent of $1.00

And 9mm might be equivalent to $5.00

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:23 AM (wldC6)

385 " giving these jackals more information to create other accusations."Posted by: Concerned People's Front

yeah, DiFi has a lot of old connections ... if she has some friends in the FBI that are as corrupt as some at the top, they could twist something and release it, or even leak it.

But I suppose his whole class and all friends could have been subject to interview in any case. He surely cleared that stuff with his lawyer, and it is all about the public perception, not any real crime.

I'm hoping the week of limited investigation will clear Kav and indicate Ford is not believable. A real probe would give them grounds to discredit her whole testimony, maybe even suggest perjury prosecution.
depends on whether the old guard DeepState mobsters are still running the joint maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:23 AM (Cus5s)

386 I had friends that went to Prep schools.

They behaved exactly like their parents.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:23 AM (yE4ie)

387 Ah, morning y'all. More rain, so there's that. Managed to miss all the idiocy on politics, so...

Yay!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:24 AM (6qErC)

388
methinks the troll is trying too hard

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 10:24 AM (KCxzN)

389 I don't know how much more I can take hearing these... people... screeching "Burnt the Witch".

These ...people... are doing a great disservice to real victims.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 29, 2018 10:24 AM (1g7ch)

390 Written by her staff, I'm sure....
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2018 10:11 AM
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Nod, if in fact it was even " MeToo events". Lee's body language and stealth attempt to pass the envelope, juxtaposed to Fraud's Atty quickly pocketing the envelope is not necessary at all for any MeToo writings, real or not.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:25 AM (WWS2B)

391 Wut?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:25 AM (v1udk)

392 I meant he's a doorprizesmith, toiling in his door prize forge. A regular Heph�stus, that one.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:05 AM (y87Qq)
************
Which door? There's two of them.

Posted by: Really Smart Dr. Ford at September 29, 2018 10:25 AM (dNNMT)

393 Get yourself a nice .22 pistola or riffle.

Posted by: Mis Hum's Alexa at September 29, 2018 10:22 AM (Ss+Em)

My Sig had both 9 mil. and .22 barrels but I left the .22 behind in the move. You are right. I need something smaller than this Sig. My shoulder is developing a permanent sag.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:26 AM (AzV8L)

394 I caught a really nasty cold. I mean this thing hit me hard and fast. I feel like complete crap. I can't go see my mom because I don't want her to catch this and she's declining so rapidly I hate not being able to visit her. I've slept since I got off work yesterday. Woke up at 8 this morning. I don't even want to eat.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 29, 2018 10:26 AM (dUJdY)

395

There's something very strange about Ford. There must be someone out there who knows SOMETHING about her.

Posted by: Soothi at September 29, 2018 10:26 AM (lMCsu)

396 *raises paw for boxes of .22*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:26 AM (6qErC)

397 Strange ain't the word for Ford.

Posted by: mpfs, I have no Beach Friends at September 29, 2018 10:27 AM (v77tW)

398 360. Summer isn't as much fun when our teams are failing. Phils were good but it couldn't last under this stupid Tony Robbins manager.

Posted by: kallisto at September 29, 2018 10:27 AM (mogRH)

399 The main problem with two front doors is that it becomes glaringly obvious when one of your knockers is bigger than the other.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:28 AM (mvenn)

400 I caught a really nasty cold"

Going around here bigley. Lots of sneezing, sniffling, hacking, snorting...

And that's just the dogs. People are worse.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:28 AM (6qErC)

401 'mouse, are you coming to Ben's?

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:29 AM (AzV8L)

402 >>These ...people... are doing a great disservice to real victims.

Victim or not - Everyone and Everything is a tool for the Consequentialist.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:29 AM (yE4ie)

403 I smell crap. Twisted evil pedo crap.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:29 AM (WWS2B)

404 obvious when one of your knockers is bigger than the other."

"Why thank you doctor..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:29 AM (6qErC)

405 I miss Johnny M Coldcuts college football posts. They were epic.

Posted by: mpfs, I have no Beach Friends at September 29, 2018 10:30 AM (v77tW)

406 I just love her two bedrooms and three bathroom doors I can be out in a fuckin minute.....................

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 10:30 AM (5IHGB)

407 mouse, are you coming to Ben's? "

Would love to, but a more pressing engagement says otherwise...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:31 AM (6qErC)

408 344 According to someone on Twitter, this is the person from Maxine Waters staff that Doxxed some republicans.

--

I guarantee you that Mad Maxine knew about it beforehand, too. And there's a high probability she instructed it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 29, 2018 09:53 AM (mQ0Mc)

After Hodgkinson I don't know why this isn't being treated as a big fucking deal by Not Who We Are and Sleepy Jeff.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 29, 2018 10:10 AM (y7DUB)

What did Durbin know and when did he know it?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 29, 2018 10:31 AM (ywNoU)

409 Samuel L. Jackson at the hearing:

https://bit.ly/2OTFcZg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

410 Ford needs another polygraph, done properly, in a proper environment.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (zwucm)

411 "... is perhaps one of the most despicable pieces of character assassination in our history.
USA Today should be the first to hand from the gallows." Posted by: Marcus T

they use the false premise in everything. People that don't keep up with the news start believing "oh gee, there must be some evidence of that".

Same with global warming ... skip the evidence, just call it settled science, condemn the "deniers" loudly and often. Helps to pull this off if most media are bought and paid for fakes.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (Cus5s)

412 California never licensed Ford as a "research psychologist" and Stanford has stealth-edited her credentials now only as "associate". per Dangerous.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (Ndje9)

413 Ah, shoot. (pun unintended)

The late mr. c looked at it the same way VIA does and he stocked up. I'll be glad to share if I ever see you.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (AzV8L)

414 FWIW, youngest mouse bought a Ford. 4 door, so there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:33 AM (6qErC)

415 KEYSER ATTY STATEMENT:

Two tweets

https://tinyurl.com/yd4p6vuu

https://tinyurl.com/yb2uerh6

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:33 AM (MAstk)

416 The main problem with two front doors is that it becomes glaringly obvious when one of your knockers is bigger than the other.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 10:28 AM (mvenn)

There's one guard who always lies, one guard who always tells the truth, and one guard who only speaks in AABBA anapestic meter for some reason.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:33 AM (y87Qq)

417 There's something very strange about Ford. There must be someone out there who knows SOMETHING about her.

Yeah, she's fucking nuts! Didn't she say that all this started to come back out during couple's therapy, and remodeling her house with the two front doors?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:33 AM (v1udk)

418 Earthquake and tsunami on Sulawesi, Indonesia, last night. Hundreds dead

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxcwl9m

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 10:33 AM (mUa7G)

419 Gets out my mop to clean up the stain. MisH has lightening fast speed on troll. Good job MsH, thanks.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:34 AM (WWS2B)

420 Speaking of Bernie Sanders, has anyone mentioned his rape-fantasy oeuvre at the hearings?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 29, 2018 10:34 AM (j4US8)

421 #1 comment "grinding coffee beans right now"....

that is beanist!...can she make me a grinder sammich that I can aFORD?

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 10:35 AM (5IHGB)

422 and one guard who only speaks in AABBA "

Waterloo?

Oh, nevermind...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:35 AM (6qErC)

423 There's something very strange about Ford. There must be someone out there who knows SOMETHING about her.

Interview those Google interns. They know plenty about Easy Blasey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 10:36 AM (CaRQc)

424 Ford needs another polygraph, done properly, in a proper environment.
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:32 AM (zwucm)

Yes, for certain values of 'polygraph'.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:36 AM (y87Qq)

425 Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 09:01 AM (y87Qq)

How long will you be in Chelsea Saturday?

Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 10:36 AM (OuCtO)

426 It's Saturday. And it's gorgeous here in the hills. The hummingbird wars have commenced and I believe they require a general so I shall repair to the deck.

Later.

Maybe.

Posted by: creeper at September 29, 2018 10:37 AM (AzV8L)

427 Duh me - MisH even, I need more covefe.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 29, 2018 10:37 AM (WWS2B)

428 There's something very strange about Ford"

I know... you'd think they'd have the auto 4wd setting like other trucks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:37 AM (6qErC)

429 Speaking of Bernie Sanders, has anyone mentioned his rape-fantasy oeuvre at the hearings?

Oh, please! I'd be willing to bet that Cory Booker isn't the only groper on that Judiciary Committee, and I'm willing to be that more that 50% of those assholes are part of a "drinky" crowd like that 53 year old fruit said.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:37 AM (v1udk)

430 Also, if youthful behavior is now back on the table, inquiring minds want to know all about Young Barry Soetero's cocaine use, admitted affiliations with Marxists in college.
Brennan's voting communist should be coming up any minute now too.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 29, 2018 10:38 AM (j4US8)

431 #39 https://stoatnet.org/oilchange.png
Posted by: hogmartin

Stolen, and it inspired me to do a whole "pumpkin spice" page on my Other People's Stuff blog (linked in nic). But it won't be posted until Oct 1.

Posted by: mindful webworker and the asparagus spice latte at September 29, 2018 10:38 AM (cNEwX)

432 My guess that Ford will go into hiding.

Posted by: REDACTED at September 29, 2018 10:38 AM (+g41/)

433 I'm surprised 4chan hadn't found deep background on Ford.

Posted by: mpfs, I have no Beach Friends at September 29, 2018 10:38 AM (v77tW)

434 And it's gorgeous here in the hills. "

Ahhh.

Pouring rain. Again. OTOH, haven't run the sprinklers in over a month...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:39 AM (6qErC)

435 How long will you be in Chelsea Saturday?
Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 10:36 AM (OuCtO)

In the city, it depends on when dinner starts and how long people want to stay for. But the site is maybe 10 miles from downtown, so we'll be in the area all weekend.

If you want, I can send my phone number to the email address you used to create the website account. Signal in the area is fine.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:39 AM (y87Qq)

436 " I'm surprised 4chan hadn't found deep background on Ford."

For all we know, yesterday they told Grassley to give them a week, and they would dig everything up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 29, 2018 10:39 AM (wldC6)

437 4chan hadn't found deep background on Ford."

She's nuts.

Next?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:40 AM (6qErC)

438 Polly wants a graph...she is crackers caw caw

Q
1 when did you last have a fainting spell after 5 beers?

Q2 What beer was it?

Q3 how did it get there and did you return the empties for a meagre refund?

Q4 When is your next kegger and rape train at?

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 10:41 AM (5IHGB)

439 She is a psycho liar with massive mean streak. Perfect for dems.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:41 AM (zwucm)

440 USA Today's article show a picture of Kavanaugh and stating ...but he should stay off basketball courts when kids are around"., is perhaps one of the most despicable pieces of character assassination in our history.

USA Today should be the first to hand from the gallows.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 29, 2018 10:19 AM (WYtxl)

USA Yesterday is about as left wing as they get. Real bird cage lining

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 10:42 AM (m8J9w)

441 Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:39 AM (y87Qq)

Thanks I know where the restaurant and the park are.

Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 10:42 AM (OuCtO)

442 her 12 yo girl routine ? who did she think she was fooling ? Mitchell lady was not impressed.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:43 AM (zwucm)

443 How long will you be in Chelsea Saturday?"

Er, what? Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 29, 2018 10:43 AM (6qErC)

444
that is beanist!...can she make me a grinder sammich that I can aFORD?
Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 10:35 AM (5IHGB)

If you want a coffee grounds sammich, you can make it yourself. Ick.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 10:44 AM (mUa7G)

445 Oh, ffs, Mitt has checked into the Flake-storm in support of Flake.

For an erstwhile intelligent guy Romney is a singularly stupid politician.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee times three at September 29, 2018 10:44 AM (CaRQc)

446 Senate Committee: Ms. Mpfs have you ever attended a party and consumed so much beer you passed out?

Ms. Mpfs: No. Now Jack Daniels that's another matter entirely!

Posted by: mpfs, I have no Beach Friends at September 29, 2018 10:44 AM (v77tW)

447 Not Webb's Chelsea, mouse.

Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 10:44 AM (OuCtO)

448 USA Yesterday is about as left wing as they get. Real bird cage lining
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 29, 2018 10:42 AM (m8J9w)

It will make your parakeet's butt molt.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2018 10:45 AM (mUa7G)

449 >> How long will you be in Chelsea

3 weeks.

Posted by: Jorma Kaukonen at September 29, 2018 10:45 AM (yE4ie)

450 Does Crazy-Fraud have two doorbells? Two welcome mats? Two wreaths? Didn't she mention the unpleasant curb appeal?

Absolutely bonkers!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (v1udk)

451

Greetings fappers and fappees.

Wow, what a week this has been. Progressive Democrats have established a new low, just when I thought my opinion of all of them couldn't get any lower.

Plus, I saw something yesterday on teh Intarwebz that Ford is somehow related to Strzok by marriage, or whatever hellish union those devil-worshippers observe. I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (HaL55)

452 CA-21 is a Dem targeted district that HRC won by 16.

This district is 19% white.

ABC POLL

R +11

Trump approval is 48-43.

WOW

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (MAstk)

453 fbi does not need a whole week to do this 7th backgrnd check; they can do it 3 days

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (zwucm)

454 Thanks I know where the restaurant and the park are.
Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 10:42 AM (OuCtO)

Nah, I mean in case you might be able to stop by and were wondering whether we would be at the park or the restaurant.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (y87Qq)

455 She is a psycho liar with massive mean streak. Perfect for dems.
Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:41 AM
~~~~~

I'm with you, runner. I didn't believe Ford at all. The helpless kitten voice, hiding behind the huge glasses, hiding behind her hair, the senseless giggling, and the overall obsequiousness. She's a liar.

I cannot understand all the people saying, "I have no doubt that something terrible happened to Dr. Ford, but..." It's BS. Innocent people don't have a professional Bleach Bit their entire internet existence. And yes, it was a professional who did it for her.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 10:47 AM (Ri0Ku)

456 Pretty good summery of this leftist shit show

https://tinyurl.com/y7mg6k4x

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 10:47 AM (9Om/r)

457 450 Does Crazy-Fraud have two doorbells? Two welcome mats? Two wreaths? Didn't she mention the unpleasant curb appeal?

--------

It's the world's first single-unit duplex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 29, 2018 10:48 AM (IOhIL)

458 Grammie, I've prayed that psalm for judge K and his family. Thank you for reporting the request.

Keep praying, folks. This whole thing enveloping our country is the physical evidence of a great battle in the heavenlies.

As an aside, did you know the 2016 election was on the day we commemorate St Michael the archangel -- the protector of nations? When i realized that, a week or so before the voting, i was saying the akathist to that great and mighty warrior. I still ask him to protect and defend POTUS and his family. I think I'll add Judge K and his family to my petitions.

Keep

Posted by: Flyover at September 29, 2018 10:48 AM (B5K06)

459 Yesterday someone mentioned that guy on Twitter who posted about Alyssa Milano sending live video of the hearing on Thursday, and that she was primed with a sign and low cut dress to create a diversion (for whom?).

Anyway, Twitter has suspended his account.

*Sinistra delenda est*

Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse, call ahead to guarantee your order! at September 29, 2018 10:48 AM (KNFU5)

460 She is a psycho liar with massive mean streak. Perfect for dems.
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, far better,Run-run-run, run-run-run awayyyy...

Posted by: David Byrne at September 29, 2018 10:49 AM (NrJDe)

461 Ford was stoned, no doubt about it.

I'm a betting lady and I bet she dabbles in lots of pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: mpfs, I have no Beach Friends at September 29, 2018 10:49 AM (v77tW)

462 whether we would be at the park or the restaurant...

or at the photo shoot at the Jiffy Mix plant

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 10:49 AM (KCxzN)

463 >>It's BS. Innocent people don't have a professional Bleach Bit their entire internet existence. And yes, it was a professional who did it for her.

I don't think bleach bit works that way...you would need access to the actual servers to bleach bit.

Her shit was scrubbed, completely. No doubt that there was collusion involved in doing suck, either.

It is almost impossible to clean up your own online history the way hers has been cleaned up.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:49 AM (yE4ie)

464 Trump's going on a 5 state blitz. W Virginia, Minnesota, Kansas, Tennessee, Mississippi. should be fun.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:50 AM (zwucm)

465 or at the photo shoot at the Jiffy Mix plant
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 10:49 AM (KCxzN)

The Happiest Place on Earth

Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:50 AM (y87Qq)

466 >>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 10:47 AM (9Om/r)

Saw a sweet 1960 Black Beauty here, the other day.

Just in case you know someone looking for one that hasn't been whored out like Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (yE4ie)

467 I've gotta go rake and mow. Husband just got a new knee and is using that as an excuse. It's brand freakin' new, he's gotta break it in, no?

Have a great day all. See ya later.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (Ri0Ku)

468
Ahoy there, deplorables! Just stopping by to request that should you choose to donate to my many, many successful enterprises, please have the decency to disinfect the circulating specie first.
Thanks ever so much!

-- Kap'n Kristol, Butt Pirate

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (pNxlR)

469 Angry fans walk out of Wanda Sykes set after Trump jokes...

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And remember, these are people who paid to go to a Wanda Sykes show.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

470 Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:50 AM (zwucm)

Do not miss the WV rally tonight.

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (MAstk)

471 the whole Ford attack ... R's decided to go easy on her, even their prosecutor opened the door to show she was lying, or changing her story, but never tried to nail it down. Trump is still talking like "she seems nice", perhaps to avoid any sound bite where he says a bad word about her.

But if she really has some issues, mental or perhaps DeepState friends and family ... and/or there is evidence this was a frame job just like the PsyOp they ran on Trump/Russia ... then it is just part and parcel of the DeepState war, and Ford is "one of theirs".

idk, strange days.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 10:52 AM (Cus5s)

472 Will donate $25 to Manchin's opponent today.

Support Morrissey in WV.

We need to bolster our ranks in the Senate so RINOs don't control us.

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:53 AM (MAstk)

473 Pope asks for daily prayers to fight 'attacks by devil'...

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Damn devils who won't keep their damn nouths shut!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)

474 239 Nancy can pray for divine intervention and there may be other people as well who are praying to keep Brett Kavanaugh from the Supreme Court.. I don't know what God's plans are, but I can guarantee this: There are more people praying FOR Brett Kavanaugh than against him, only because some many leftists are not praying people of religious faith in the God of the Bible
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 29, 2018 09:43 AM (AllCR)
----------------

I don't believe God listens to the prayers of the unrighteous, either. And I'm pretty sure Pelosi qualifies as unrighteous.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 10:53 AM (WEBkv)

475 Saw a sweet 1960 Black Beauty here, the other day.

Just in case you know someone looking for one that hasn't been whored out like Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (yE4ie)

I can't imagine the price on that thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 10:53 AM (9Om/r)

476 I cannot understand all the people saying, "I have no doubt that something terrible happened to Dr. Ford, but..." It's BS. Innocent people don't have a professional Bleach Bit their entire internet existence. And yes, it was a professional who did it for her.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 10:47 AM (Ri0Ku)

Ja. Backstabber too. Dumped right there and then on her bestie. sad. Women who ran in Kav's circle are all shaking their heads, saying - who the hell is this creep ??? we never seen her or knew her

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:53 AM (zwucm)

477 Do not miss the WV rally tonight.
Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 10:51 AM (MAstk)

I'm gonna be there! Can't wait to report back!

Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:54 AM (OX9vb)

478 Brazil candidate says will only accept results if wins...

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Huh. He's like a more honest Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

479
I'm gonna be there! Can't wait to report back!
Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:54 AM (OX9vb)

Cool. I'll look for your posts later today.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 10:55 AM (zwucm)

480 >>I can't imagine the price on that thing.

Well, it is a strong 8.5 out of 10 or better with one (factory?) replaced PUP.

I think 25k in cash could nab it.

It's a =/- 40k guitar in the right shop.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:55 AM (yE4ie)

481 Yesterday someone mentioned that guy on Twitter who posted about Alyssa Milano sending live video of the hearing on Thursday, and that she was primed with a sign and low cut dress to create a diversion (for whom?).

Yes, I caught a glimpse of Milano taking out a purple sign with white lettering while watching the hearings. She took it out and either thought better of it or was just arranging the contents of her pocket book. In any even, it was visible for about a second. She also looked like she was on the verge of tears when Kavanaugh was getting emotional.So who really knows.

She's also turning into an ugly leftist bitch. Just like Ashley Judd.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 10:55 AM (NFEMn)

482 I guess they were right. Fast food will kill you.

Man killed in freak car crash after trying to reach his food at Jack in the Box drive-thru in St. Louis

Charles Wood Jr., 20, was pronounced dead at a hospital after the accident at the restaurant Wednesday night, police said.

Wood pulled up to the drive-thru window at an angle just after 10 p.m., police said. While trying to reach his food from the window, he apparently opened his door and leaned out of his car, police said. The car was in reverse and somehow accelerated backward, pinning Wood against a tree.

Wood suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, torso and legs, police said. He was taken to a hospital and was pronounced dead there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

483 Alyssa Milano?

*checks DO NOT CARE list*

Not even on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 29, 2018 11:00 AM (IOhIL)

484 cannot understand all the people saying, "I have no doubt that something terrible happened to Dr. Ford, but..." It's BS. Innocent people don't have a professional Bleach Bit their entire internet existence. And yes, it was a professional who did it for her.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 29, 2018 10:47 AM (Ri0Ku)

This is what I found annoying too. On a radio show the day after the hearings, this "something happened to her but it might not have been by Kavanaugh" was the mantra. It's as if they believe that something happened to her THAT NIGHT....and that's why she's an emotional wreck NOW.
Look, I have no doubt that Ford is messed up, but it doesn't follow that it's because of something from 1982.
Also, even someone who is victimized by someone in their past isn't a saint or a hero by virtue of their suffering. They can also be liars and connivers.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

485 476: Only bad things that happened to Blasey (she does not use Ford except for Senate hearings) were all of her own manufacture. May she have more sorrow to come from these lies and crimes, Aen

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 11:00 AM (mlmZR)

486 Alyssa Milano?

*checks DO NOT CARE list*

Not even on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 29, 2018 11:00 AM (IOhIL)

I remember Milano.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at September 29, 2018 11:01 AM (y87Qq)

487 "BleachBit" the product works on an individual drive, but it seems to also be used more broadly now ... generally referring to a professional removal with intent to hide evidence.

or that is how I read it when it is used more loosely. I like that new usage because it refers back to the whole Hillary scam of destroying evidence against herself, but collecting evidence and blackmail material on everyone else.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 11:01 AM (Cus5s)

488 Nah, I mean in case you might be able to stop by and were wondering whether we would be at the park or the restaurant.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 29, 2018 10:46 AM (y87Qq)

Oh ok, we are taking the morning off from hunting and toward the end of the week i will contact you.

Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 11:01 AM (OuCtO)

489 Wood suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, torso and legs, police said. He was taken to a hospital and was pronounced dead there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

A guy named Wood dies being pinned to a tree.

Man... talk about fate.

On another note, smoking the doobage can, and sometimes does, kill you.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:02 AM (cY3LT)

490 Blasey played the victim to the hilt, but working with psychiatric patients gives you that skill.

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 11:02 AM (mlmZR)

491 Wood pulled up to the drive-thru window at an angle just after 10 p.m., police said. While trying to reach his food from the window, he apparently opened his door and leaned out of his car, police said. The car was in reverse and somehow accelerated backward, pinning Wood against a tree.

Wood suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, torso and legs, police said. He was taken to a hospital and was pronounced dead there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

What's so hard about putting your car IN PARK when at a drive-through window?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

492 (OuCtO)

489 Wood suffered serious injuries to his head, neck, torso and legs, police said. He was taken to a hospital and was pronounced dead there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 29, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

A guy named Wood dies being pinned to a tree.

Man... talk about fate.

On another note, smoking the doobage can, and sometimes does, kill you.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:02 AM (cY3LT)
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Wonder if they comped his meal.

Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 11:03 AM (IFIT6)

493 >>What's so hard about putting your car IN PARK when at a drive-through window?

What's so hard about NOT RUNNING YOURSELF OVER?

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:03 AM (yE4ie)

494 don't know why im getting riled up like that. seeing blatant liar and a fraud and people seemingly taken in by that, maybe.

Posted by: runner at September 29, 2018 11:04 AM (zwucm)

495 >>While trying to reach his food from the window, he apparently opened his door and leaned out of his car, police said. The car was in reverse and somehow accelerated backward, pinning Wood against a tree.

If I were his parents, I would sue the shit out of those Keebler Elves.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:04 AM (yE4ie)

496
Well, it is a strong 8.5 out of 10 or better with one (factory?) replaced PUP.

I think 25k in cash could nab it.

It's a =/- 40k guitar in the right shop.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 10:55 AM (yE4ie)

Not bad, I remember when they were getting near 80K at the height. I have routed '56 that came with PAFs that I rescued from europe, but you know, asshole metalhead me took the bridge PAF out and stuck in an ancient duncan distortion that seymour wound himself. The guitar is a blowtorch, has the big frets too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 11:05 AM (9Om/r)

497
what are you hunting, clutch?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 11:06 AM (KCxzN)

498 Sounds like the scrub machine on Blasey is pretty broad, people who had screen shots of the sluts yearbook, had their blogs removed. Saint slutbutt is not to be questionned

Posted by: CN at September 29, 2018 11:06 AM (mlmZR)

499 Not that this means anything, but callers to radio shows (even here in NY/NJ), comments on FB and various websites that I've seen seem to be running about 95% in favor of Kavanaugh and that the Dems are scum.
Women are especially distrustful of Ford.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:07 AM (NFEMn)

500 Look, I have no doubt that Ford is messed up, but it doesn't follow that it's because of something from 1982.
Also, even someone who is victimized by someone in their past isn't a saint or a hero by virtue of their suffering. They can also be liars and connivers.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

You're describing Borderline Personality Disorder.

I'm not going to diagnose someone on the internet, but I will say when you encounter someone who is Borderline, their childhoods are riddled with abuse, of all sorts, and then as adults they are horrible to be around, because they are.

It doesn't excuse the adult behavior, not at all. Someone molested you when you were 5, that's terrible. It shouldn't never happen to anyone, but then as an adult when you boil someone's kid's pet bunny in a pot on their stove because you are being ignored, that's just not ok. You don't get to use your abuse to excuse your behavior.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

501 >>Not bad, I remember when they were getting near 80K at the height.

Without the Pup replacement I am pretty confident I could get close to 55k in under a day.

But those kinda guys only but 100% original stuff.

The cleanest 59 I have ever seen went for 120k at the height of the craziness...
but, it was a 59. And when I say Mint, I mean Mint. It still had the tissue paper in the case!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:08 AM (yE4ie)

502 Ford is the oldest-looking 51 year old I've ever seen.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:08 AM (NFEMn)

503 I bet that 56 screams.

Ever seen the one 59 Black Standard that they made? That thing was the one to have.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:09 AM (yE4ie)

504 I look at Kavanaugh and I cannot believe how much hate the left has invested in one man. They've chosen him to be their surrogate for every imagined wrong done to them by the "patriarchy."

There's word for that kind of behavior and I think it eventually involves drinking poisoned koolaid.

Now, what is that word again?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:09 AM (WEBkv)

505 Milano had TWO signs; and was illegally videoing inside the hearing room that saw her smartphone confiscated. Security had her pegged after the first sign was taken away; and you could see when the uniformed cop took away her second sign, that he was visibly pissed. Dem staffers probably gave her the signs -- I think there's one screencap showing it on a clipboard.

BTW, now I can no longer access the bookmarked Thomas Wictor's unrolled twitter thread about Milano. I guess they've scrubbed all the cached versions now too.

Here's a YouTube video of Thomas Wictor discussing the banning and its relation to the Milano thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5FD5cr2H5A

[BTW, the strainer/colander on his head is an inside joke and not a Pastafarian reference or signal.]

Posted by: andycanuck at September 29, 2018 11:10 AM (Evws/)

506 what are you hunting, clutch?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 11:06 AM (KCxzN)

Upland birds with my dogs, Ziggy and Gravy.

Posted by: clutch at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (OuCtO)

507 Posted by: April at September 29, 2018 10:54 AM (OX9vb)

What are you hearing regarding the senate race?

Posted by: HA at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (MAstk)

508 radical liberalism is "what happened to her", but she also has some nefarious DeepState connections it would seem. Deeper than her activism, and the Katz lawyer that DiFi hooked her up with. Maybe those connections will come out ... #2weeks

lots of whispering behind the scenes, Flake with Rosenstein, DiFi chatting up all the players, Soros money filling pockets for favors, probably $10M book deals being offered ... all to stop Trump and justice.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (Cus5s)

509 Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:02 AM (cY3LT)
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Wonder if they comped his meal.
Posted by: Weasel at September 29, 2018 11:03 AM (IFIT6)

One of the workers ate his egg roles and monster taco supreme. You know they did.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (cY3LT)

510 @502

I'm guessing there aren't a lot of meth-heads in your parts. I have seen 35 year olds look like they are 70.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (TL2pK)

511 I'm hoping the average American will see that the GOP has done everything possible to hear Ford and will see the screeching, bullying, unhinged leftists for what they are. People are hesitant to speak up because it's pointless and they don't want to face repercussions, but they pay attention. I've seen many women come to Kavanaugh's defense. I've had many discussions offline about this issue. Women are incensed by this lunacy. More will speak come election time, IMHO.

I don't think anything happened to Ford. I think she's lying about the whole thing. Ford's friend Leland is indicative of the left -- admittedly there's no evidence, but Leland believes Ford anyway.

Posted by: cathexis at September 29, 2018 11:12 AM (UO10O)

512 The cleanest 59 I have ever seen went for 120k at the height of the craziness...

but, it was a 59. And when I say Mint, I mean Mint. It still had the tissue paper in the case!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:08 AM (yE4ie)

Yeah big money for the time capsuled specimens. My '56 was 6K when I got it with 3 pafs. That was good enough for me. I like vintage guitars, but I need players. I can't do museum pieces with untouched solder joints. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 11:12 AM (9Om/r)

513 It doesn't excuse the adult behavior, not at all. Someone molested you when you were 5, that's terrible. It shouldn't never happen to anyone, but then as an adult when you boil someone's kid's pet bunny in a pot on their stove because you are being ignored, that's just not ok. You don't get to use your abuse to excuse your behavior.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

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But that's exactly the society the left has created. No one is responsible for anything due to their upbringing, and trauma that occurred, real or imagined, during their lifetime.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:12 AM (WEBkv)

514 I wish somebody at the Kavanaugh Kangaroo Kourt would have made the simple point:

Our sympathies and prejudices are compelling, but NO ACCUSER is entitled to be believed without evidence. Period.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 29, 2018 11:13 AM (TWJHy)

515 >> My '56 was 6K when I got it with 3 pafs

Shit, you nearly doubled your money on the pickups and switch tip, alone!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:13 AM (yE4ie)

516 I'm guessing there aren't a lot of meth-heads in your parts. I have seen 35 year olds look like they are 70.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (TL2pK)

I should have said she's the oldest looking 51 year old I've seen that is not on meth or a victim of an unfortunate accident or disease.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

517 Support Morrissey in WV.

That's Morrisey with one S. Morrissey is the foppish little whiner who sings at Hot Air

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2018 11:14 AM (N1ZXu)

518 No one is responsible for anything due to their upbringing, and trauma that occurred, real or imagined, during their lifetime.

********

Everybody gets psychological atrophe!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 29, 2018 11:14 AM (mvenn)

519 I only ever buy untouched stuff. Mostly because I am a firm believer of full disclosure and I hate having to defend a guitar I am selling.

Also, I suck. So, it's not like I'm gonna make any money playing them!

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:15 AM (yE4ie)

520 That's Morrisey with one S. Morrissey is the foppish little whiner who sings at Hot Air
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2018 11:14 AM (N1ZXu)

I've never sang at a club called Hot Air!

Posted by: Stephen Patrick MORRISSEY at September 29, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

521 Banana split anybody?

no

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 29, 2018 11:16 AM (Tyii7)

522 I'm guessing there aren't a lot of meth-heads in your parts. I have seen 35 year olds look like they are 70.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 29, 2018 11:11 AM (TL2pK)

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Amy Winehouse.

Was a decent looking and curvy lass and went to ancient krone in a matter of a few years.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:16 AM (WEBkv)

523 I look at Kavanaugh and I cannot believe how much hate the left has invested in one man. They've chosen him to be their surrogate for every imagined wrong done to them by the "patriarchy."

There's word for that kind of behavior and I think it eventually involves drinking poisoned koolaid.

Now, what is that word again?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:09 AM (WEBkv)

Somehow I think if Trump had nominated that Catholic woman instead of Kavanaugh, we would be having a similar but different public lynching.

We're a nation, ruled by 9, and this one if for all the marbles.

I kinda think we're not better or worse than Soviet Russia at this point, looking at their ancients on the Politburo, and roiling over which will die next, and how that will change the balance.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:17 AM (cY3LT)

524 That's Morrisey with one S. Morrissey is the foppish little whiner who sings at Hot Air
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 29, 2018 11:14 AM (N1ZXu)

I've never sang at a club called Hot Air!
Posted by: Stephen Patrick MORRISSEY at September 29, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

Is it really so strange?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:18 AM (cY3LT)

525 I bet that 56 screams.

Ever seen the one 59 Black Standard that they made? That thing was the one to have.

Posted by: garrett at September 29, 2018 11:09 AM (yE4ie)

Actually its a '55, I screwed up. Yeah its off the charts, had a nice soft V shape neck. I remember the black top that Tom Whitrock had. It was originally black, and somebody sanded the top color off and there was the flame top from hell under it. The problem was you can see how the one pickup route got messed up at the factory, so it had to have a repair, and then they just painted it black.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 29, 2018 11:18 AM (9Om/r)

526 I'm hoping the average American will see that the GOP has done everything possible to hear Ford and will see the screeching, bullying, unhinged leftists for what they are.

Could backfire. "What worthless fucks!" could be their takeaway on the GOP.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 11:19 AM (CE5C/)

527 M-O-O-N. That spells NOOD.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 29, 2018 11:21 AM (+F0Wk)

528 Horny toads aren't toads.
or horny.
Posted by: Muldoon

Wonders why Muldoon is so sure of this.

Also, you can be frog-marched without using a single frog.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 29, 2018 11:21 AM (Z4rgH)

529 Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

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But that's exactly the society the left has created. No one is responsible for anything due to their upbringing, and trauma that occurred, real or imagined, during their lifetime.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:12 AM (WEBkv)

I think this is one of those things though, no matter how hard the left tries, we are talking about basic human behavior.

No matter how they try to social engineer the world, the world will STILL be populated by reasonably "normal" people who will react with abhorrence toward this type of behavior.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 29, 2018 11:21 AM (cY3LT)

530 "What worthless fucks!" could be their takeaway on the GOP.

Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2018 11:19 AM (CE5C/)

What's sad is that there is a little bit of intestinal fortitude being displayed, but not by the entire party. And that is why the Democrats are always going to win...they enforce strict party discipline.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2018 11:22 AM (wYseH)

531 Amy Winehouse.

Was a decent looking and curvy lass and went to ancient krone in a matter of a few years.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:16 AM (WEBkv)

Do you remember Marianne Faithful? She was a gorgeous blonde who got mixed up with The Stones and drugs and aged horribly. But she managed to pull herself together somewhat and is still alive.

Posted by: Stephen Patrick MORRISSEY at September 29, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

532 Off Morrissey sock.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

533 re Wictor:

Why is this Milano-thing a violation of Twitter's Term's Of Conservative's Service Agreement? Besides "Shuddup, we explained"?

Wictor also exposed the link between Katz and Avanetti recruiting her ex-litigants as new "victims.

He also said Kav was in, Democrats were committing suicide and fear not.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 29, 2018 11:26 AM (Ndje9)

534 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 29, 2018 11:26 AM (KCxzN)

535 What's sad is that there is a little bit of intestinal fortitude being displayed, but not by the entire party. And that is why the Democrats are always going to win...they enforce strict party discipline.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2018 11:22 AM (wYseH)

They "win" everything but elections since Obama....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:26 AM (NFEMn)

536 ", that's just not ok. You don't get to use your abuse to excuse your behavior." Posted by: BurtTC

decades ago in some Christian counseling class, I recall that point being big. People need to be told they are accountable for their actions ... and that past problems are not "an excuse". To say "oh I understand, you can't help it" ... doesn't help.

Competent to Counsel by Adams was the book, they called it "nouthetic counseling", but that is about the only thing I remember about it.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2018 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

537 Hey muldoon,
is your dog named Buckley? my mom named our little Lhasa Buckley, after William F. She said she did it b/c his tail curved to the right.
Man, I miss her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 29, 2018 11:28 AM (ty7RM)

538 They "win" everything but elections since Obama....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:26 AM (NFEMn)

In the sense that they are furthering their long game, which is the destruction of Western, moral society.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2018 11:28 AM (wYseH)

539 And I hope to God the FBI investigates who took the time and trouble to erase Fords internet history. Seems like prima facie evidence of intent to hide evidence, and note that Kavanaughs history is being examined in detail.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 29, 2018 11:28 AM (TWJHy)

540 Do you remember Marianne Faithful? She was a gorgeous blonde who got mixed up with The Stones and drugs and aged horribly. But she managed to pull herself together somewhat and is still alive.
Posted by: Stephen Patrick MORRISSEY at September 29, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

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Googled Marianne Faithful and the following came up and thought I should share: (NSFW!)

https://tinyurl.com/yd7gu7s6

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

541 In the sense that they are furthering their long game, which is the destruction of Western, moral society.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 29, 2018 11:28 AM (wYseH)

Yes, that. But this too will get them in the end. Everything they believe is made possible by Western Civilization.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:30 AM (NFEMn)

542 Googled Marianne Faithful and the following came up and thought I should share: (NSFW!)

https://tinyurl.com/yd7gu7s6
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 29, 2018 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

Google her in the 1960's

Posted by: JoeF. at September 29, 2018 11:31 AM (NFEMn)

543 Was it just me or did it look like the blow up doll was trying to climb the railing to get away from that vile raaipist? Good lord save the blow up dolls from perverts.

Posted by: Rose at September 29, 2018 11:44 AM (qHeFI)

544 IMy mind went to Kav's daughter Liza, the 10 year old who was moved to pray for the accuser.

Did Kav state whether Liza prayed the imprecatory psalms?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 29, 2018 12:36 PM (lD3vL)

545 One friend, (identified briefly on social media) alleges Blasey-Ford (Holton Arms, Class of 1984) suffered no memory loss whatsoever in describing and bragging about her sexual conquests and paramours, identifying 54 sexual partners between her junior year of high school and enrollment in college. The social media post (below) claims Blasey-Ford previously allegedly admitted to being an alcoholic in high school and regretted, "being so easy," in high school. She is alleged to have told the best friend that she had 54 sexual partners between 11th grade and enrollment in college. The post also identified Blasey-Ford as a liberal activist with an obvious sensitivity to Supreme Court ideology, once writing on social media, "Scalia-types must be banned from law!"

Posted by: SMOD at September 29, 2018 02:13 PM (E6tRR)

546 Marianne Faithful gave me a two week boner before the
warnings were issued...thank you Lord.
Never call your dog Buckley it tastes bad enough as it is...don't ask

Posted by: saf at September 29, 2018 02:31 PM (5IHGB)

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