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Early Night Open Thread
Only two more days before Christine Blasey Ford does not testify before the Senate.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
12-pack of Shiner Bock.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)
Two weeks from Friday, it will be like she never existed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Insomniac
See, not testifying about not assault is exactly the same as testifying about assault. That's how double negatives work. Therefore, guilty! QED!
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
Get some white painter's tape and Abibas-ize the Miata.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)
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predictit.org. You can place your bet there.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)
mucho Tejas gift!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (JFO2v)
And discovery would probably be very interesting.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?
Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (GHwQU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (fA1SL)
thinking of that make me harder than left turn at the mall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
Nope. Not a one.
Been a long dry and it ain't getting better.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (xPJvm)
I might have to watch the show just to see how many nut shots he takes at them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (P1f+c)
Hey, you're good!
Posted by: Dormy Staniels at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (5jVnA)
I can really see Kav and Thomas getting together on a review of a Sullivan v. NYTimes case.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
Smallfoot might approach 'watchable' but I'd have to see that in Cinebarre or redbox.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Like a cheap vette Zed 06 I get it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
And discovery would probably be very interesting.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM
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As a public figure, Kav can't. But the other named guy, Mark Judge, sure as hell could.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G8)
Christine Blasey Ford: I don't want no mean men asking me questions.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (UFyv9)
nothing.
https://tinyurl.com/ydhjdrwz
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (MAstk)
https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)
Blin power!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
The launch was scheduled for 5:53 pm EDT. I figured I probably didn't have time to get home from work so I stayed there after closing to watch it. The countdown was held at T-1:34 due to a problem with one of the ground radars, so I had to sit there for another half hour before they started the clock again.
This caused a delay in starting my post-work drinking. Happily, things are back to normal now.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (2NqXo)
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Yes, it's good to have a real American as president again, after 8 years of that insufferable Kenyan metrosexual ponce and his anti-American, "citizen of the world" globalist bullshit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Ballsey Volvo at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (JFO2v)
Last time I lost a bet to Mrs. REDACTED, she got a Honda Foreman out of me. It was a tough loss but I accepted the consequences.
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (dMvl+)
Babylon Bee has some funny stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (xPJvm)
https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)
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Removing half of all bolts and screws should do it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (I16G8)
https://youtu.be/K9CgSjQDAvE
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (fA1SL)
I am going for carpet but no backseat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)
Days and days of no stories of her non-victimization at the hand of someone who doesn't exist and the trauma she suffered from this non-abuse!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)
Does she really think she's going to be prosecuted for perjury? Doesn't she know that the Deep State only does that to Republicans?
She could go up there and say she's been chained in Kavanaugh's basement and not one prosector would touch a hair on her head.
I really am amazed she's chickening out when everyone already knows this is just kabuki.
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UfkIY)
I was so proud of PDT at the UN. He took it to all of them.
Posted by: Ben Had
Liberal Charles Lane was on the Fox all star panel and said he was ashamed and pined for Obama.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (IqV8l)
MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)
A few beer bongs and a pecker in the face?
Posted by: Benjamin Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)
ahh, the good old days..
Posted by: Dr. "Skank" Ford at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)
Posted by: Old Blue at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (gEvQ
I can see this scenario: She shows up and reads her oh-so-carefully-scripted statement. She gives a scripted reply to the scripted questions from the D's. But for every question asked by the R's or their lawyer, Ford's lawyer will object on some grounds and argue with Grassley as long as possible to burn time, and ultimately say she advises her client to not answer the (unfair or bullying or inappropriate or whatever) question. And Ford stays mute until the next R question is eventually asked. Repeat as needed. I doubt there's a serious risk of Ford or the lawyer being charged with contempt of Congress.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (AMIL/)
Apparently lying down increases the pressure of fluids (whether blood or other fluids) in the head.
I'm just gonna hafta get a wedge pillow or something.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dMvl+)
About time one of them got the Obama Unsealed Divorce Reocrds treatment.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Ever at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (dXn35)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (yQpMk)
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Public figures can sue for defamation, they're just held to a higher standard of proof (clear and convincing evidence of actual malice).
That's why I said discovery would be interesting. There had to be some actual malice that motivated Dr. Crazy-Ford to do this. Did it have to do with her lefty politics, or some unrequited high school love for Brett, or her work with abortion pill manufacturers, or what?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)
Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)
The shit show in DC overshadowed his speech. Another thing that makes me furious.
Posted by: Tuna at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (jm1YL)
https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)
Cheeki breeki!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
Waiting patiently for October 2019 for Joaquin Phoenix's playing The Joker (origin story).
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (k2d6x)
I ordered a large order of Freedom Fries to celebrate.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)
The "girl" was actually a lumberjack (cue Monty Python song).
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (3C9q2)
And I haven't even started my shopping yet.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)
Said her boobs felt like bags of sand.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:02 PM (4ErVI)
I saw a picture of her. She is very pretty. I like her bangs.
Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Ever
Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (cJ6RQ)
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (9LOJs)
Posted by: Pedro Sanchez at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (xPJvm)
https://youtu.be/gGjGtLlD5AU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (fA1SL)
Cheeki breeki!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)
The Adidas bag in the back lol.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
mmmmkay
Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)
But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.
Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
If we are going into full LARP fantasy we might as well have a Pathfinder 2.0 thread.
Paizo are doing a playtest of what they got so far, but with a spin - it's public. For those interested you can already buy the materials
tinyurl.com/y7j9jebs
Personally I am not interested because, of course, Paizo have SJWed it up:
Ancestry Replacing Race (& Goblin PCs)
When creating a character using the playtest rules, the first step is to select your ancestry (which used to be called race). Pathfinder has done well with using inclusive language and providing having LGBTQ+ iconic characters and NPCs in their adventures.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (xPJvm)
It's ironic because the Crucible was about about false accusations against commie POSs, now its the commie POSs make the accusations.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl, who had been with the firm for only 4 weeks, couldn't help noticing the complete absence of tiny but tell-tale blood stains on Mr. Melish's clothing. Nor did she notice anything strange in Mr. Melish's behaviour that whole morning. Nor the next morning. Nor at any time before or since the entire period she worked for that firm.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
mmmmkay
Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)
Wait, being drunk a lot isn't going to suddenly become a problem, is it?
Because that could be a problem for a friend of mine.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (AllCR)
But she will not put herself in further legal jeopardy by committing further to her series of lies. She also would be wholly unprepared to face questioning about associations/exchanges made with the political team recently assembled around her as well. And this is what might force her attorneys' hands to sit this one out, too, because their political positioning will be exposed in a hugely public forum.
Ford et al. wants the focus on Kavanaugh; they desperately want to avoid the focus being on her and her hacktivists. This political spectacle can backfire and they are finally realizing it because the GOP has been forced to get some spine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at S
won't her opening statement be sworn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: IC at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (BjF7B)
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Yeah, they can compare notes on how her sexual attack from Kavanaugh occurred at the same time as his military service in Vietnam under heavy artillery attack.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
Zulu always works for me.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
But their cries of "Oh, fuckin' Eh right bud!" are off-putting.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:07 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:05 PM (dNzKv)
it's part of this collection
https://youtu.be/r4OXikot7Ow
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dMvl+)
Yeah, baseball can be a therapeutic distraction from the shitshow in the Swamp.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Dr. Ford at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:56 PM (I16G
Well, he could sue her. But IMO, Kavanaugh believes in freedom of speech and the Constitution (just a minor thing to lefties nowadays) WAY too much to revisit Sullivan.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
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Don't know about the movie but Mandy trailer is metal as hell.
https://tinyurl.com/y7tk7ap9
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (/8RAd)
mmmmkay
Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)
That was my strategy in college. Didn't work getting girls.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (59GGI)
Let's go visit our nice neighbor, Mr. Avenatti. Shall we, children? Nice Mr. Harry Reid is buying ice cream!
Posted by: Mr. Miklos' Neighborhood at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee guy at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (MLfDH)
Dude, have you been in planet earth today?
Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (lIehW)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (ulnyS)
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I'm not going to stick any private parts into a live light socket while not watching no testimony. Nope, wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:09 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)
Now, I like both dogs, but prefer Consuela, so I always defend her against my friend's baseless accusations and heavy-handed enforcement of biased, arbitrary, and capricious rules.
My defense of this dog for crimes like ripping up trash, in the Supreme Court of the Back Yard, makes me a better attorney than Avenatti.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Sbb4A)
Man, if I only had blonde hair and was a littlle younger I could make a living as a CBF stand in.
Do they check IDs?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)
Yes, and her statement of testimony, too, I think. That is why none of these things exist.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (Z48ZB)
Blumenthal having the vapors over teenagers drinking beer is the epitome of how nonsensical our Senate has become.
Posted by: Ever
Sen Stolen Valor would be the perfect person to ask Ford about her nonevent, him being the expert and all.
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That's not the way we drank beer after a firefight in the Battle of Khe Sanh, or after the Tet Offensive.
No, siree, that isn't how we did it in 'Nam!
Battle of Khe Sanh
Posted by: Commander "Dick" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (IqV8l)
Hah! The only thing that fucking dirtbag, Eric Holder, got was contempt.
Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:10 PM (BjF7B)
Black Philip know where they are
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
So. The Lois Lerner strategy.
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (rhXTS)
I mean seriously - ITS NOT JUST A LOST JOB.
Kavanaugh now has "sexual freak predator" tattooed on his forehead and his wife and kids have to live with the garbage talk about Dad for the rest of their lives.
They are minimizing what they did to Judge Barnes. And Judge Kavanaugh.
They should all be fucking sued into the dirt.
Fuck these people.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (CZWkx)
So....
....what were HER drinking habits?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)
Too bad he didn't have a Brute Squad with him.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: Alice at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)
I won't shave my legs, either.
Posted by: Barb at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
drunk as a skunk
high as a kite
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)
More likely, he'll declare himself Lady Godiva and ride into the Senate Chamber nude on horseback.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)
Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (AllCR)
Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)
I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.
Guy will win by at least double digits. imo
And I'm not a huge Cruz fan
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)
MisHum has full permission to delete this comment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (l9m7l)
Who is gone Chasm?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (myjNJ)
The Senate Judiciary Committee will vote on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh on Friday morning at 9:30.
This vote will take place a day after Kavanaugh and one of the two women who accused him of sexual misconduct, Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, are scheduled to testify in front of the committee, according to Politico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (IqV8l)
If Ford does not show, Grassley needs to immediate call for a vote.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (BjF7B)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (ulnyS)
+++++
I'm waiting for no-shave November.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
drunk as a skunk
high as a kite
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (dMvl+)
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
....what were HER drinking habits?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Enough semen to get her stomach pumped twice a week.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Fletch at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (MLfDH)
There's a former Kav roommate that says because Kav was drunk a lot he believes Ford because he knows her.
Let's take a look at his political donations, shall we. I going to guess that he's not a big Trump fan.
Posted by: pep
Also, did he say that under oath? No? Bite moi.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (BjF7B)
Bree Larson is RBF, in the new Marvel flick "Earth Dudes are Easy."
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)
He's a good boy.
Posted by: Corey's Mom at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (6Zmow)
At least the scum who harassed Ted Cruz last night did not include the
owner of Fiola Restaurant itself, am I right? Does anyone here know for
sure?
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)
Did he call the cops or try to intervene for his customer? No? Then he is complicit.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:15 PM (imSgd)
The chicken, Democrats. She awaits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (Sbb4A)
When I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:12 PM (BjF7B)
Well, I think the popping eyes would be an asset in looking indignant and alarmed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Also excellent if you're trying to blend in with some goldfish.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (Ol3c7)
You really are a target, the place went like 95% for Hillary.
I bet every meal gets spit in even when you're not being harassed.
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (S44lC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Mmmm...goldfish smoothies!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:13 PM (jlHSA)
Will he shave his legs?
Posted by: Daniel at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)
This.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2BPRE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (fA1SL)
I definitely think the Ted Cruz incident added several points to his eventual Senate victory.
I never believed that race was ever close anyway, just more evidence of polls being used as a weapon.
Guy will win by at least double digits. imo
And I'm not a huge Cruz fan
---------------------
little over 1 million total D votes
little over 1.5 million total R votes.
Cruz got a little more than the total of all D votes.
Granted, it was the primary, not the general, but c'mon. Would anybody bet the mortgage payment on those numbers?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (Tyii7)
Maybe he told the scum that Cruz was in the restaurant.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (3C9q2)
+++++
I'm sure that someone inside the restaurant has to be tipping these stupid ass lunatics off as to when a conservative arrives at the restaurants. Find them and fire them. Or if they are the owners, boycott 'em! F. U. War!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (2sCft)
*checks*
...no. It's not. Not even close.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)
170. Blend in? What, you mean like with a cuisinart?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
The Bass-O-Matic has many uses.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)
Is XardBass-O-Matic, blyat!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
*spits*
Posted by: Miklos, with the Red Man Reaction at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (S44lC)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (lufB/)
One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:20 PM (1g7ch)
Saw the Van Scriver trailer review?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (oFsfu)
I would so walk around in a "Go Get Daddy's Belt" t-shirt, if I wasn't too old for such things.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (BjF7B)
I just got back from two weeks of vacation with no connection to the outside world -- it was wonderful.
When
I left, Brett Kavanaugh had just killed it in the hearings. By how many
vote did he win confirmation? Did I miss anything else?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 25, 2018 08:16 PM (WqPYg)
---------------------------
Yeah, this giant dildo came down from outer space, demanding to be taken to our leader.
Trump told Trudeau to get in line.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (UsCnO)
I haven't really developed this, it just came to me from a burning bush, or a squawking chicken (getting three eggs a day now).
Insert more eloquent Bastiat "The Law" here. But the law is an ass. And having to hire a lawyer from out of town to avoid the local lawyer cabal is not practical. Nor is having to hire a second lawyer to watch the first lawyer, as lawyers always (OK, often) look for opportunities to milk the client to his last dollar, as they racketeer with their guild.
Bonanza, Sky King, Roy Rogers, Silverado ... the old heroes rode in with a gun and destroyed the bad guys, even if they had taken over the government (e.g. DeepState, ChicagoMafia).
We are a people, we are Americana, we are where people avoiding the mafia have come to escape the tyrants. The Law has become Evil's Weapon (see Rosenstein/Mueller/Clintons).
this gets some juices flowing, for those that still have a heart beat.
youtube.com/watch?v=1-kdygA5U_k
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2018 08:17 PM (UfkIY)
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Um ... that's not spit.
Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)
*checks*
It might as well be Thursday night. We'll have heard exactly as much from Dr. Blasey by then.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)
So, I have to wonder...
...how the hell did CPL Avenatti NOT get mixed all up in NXIVM?
There's no way a creeper like him wouldn't be.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)
[One year's probation doesn't sound like a win, if he didn't do it.
...
You don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
So who's checking her for tats?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
I painted my front door an ugly color of green because it was called 'Prickly Pete'!
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (cY3LT)
Skool *tips glass*
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Derganged Lefty Restauranteur at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (WqPYg)
It's the secret sauce.
Posted by: Fast Times at Fordmont High at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)
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Oh yeah... if I had a restaurant, and people started this static, I'd kick them all out, even if it was a Dem congressman. If it turned out one of my employees was involved, I'd lock him in a closet until they promised to dance a soft-shoe for my amusement, and then fire his ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (Sbb4A)
Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....
As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)
Blasey-Ford refuses to testify out of 'solidarity' with Ramirez.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:22 PM (Ldr3U)
Pre-predicted, blyat.
Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)
*checks*
...no. It's not. Not even close.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)
Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
Alas... not yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: windbag at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (m26tZ)
Depends on what you mean by "testifies." Shows up? Even money, is my guess. Reads a prepared statement? Also a lead-pipe cinch, IF she shows up.
Answers questions substantively? I make three to one against.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.
Somehow, none of this surprises me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (UsCnO)
Alas... not yet.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
I am so effing sick of this whole thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)
The basis of a Republic, is the rule of law.
The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.
Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.
They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:21 PM (fuK7c)
But I will be one day closer to handing off the on-call phone.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Miklos, predictor of Things at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (zCyNd)
How can you post-predict?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)
Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....
As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft)
The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.
Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution.
They are, Traitors. Pure and Simple.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN)
Maxine Waters gave the game away.
"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (UsCnO)
Not only that, but there were a lot of us who didn't vote in the primary who will be voting for Cruz in the general.
I don't think things were like that on the D side.
Cruz wins by 10+.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)[/i\
The chef makes burgers by slapping the patties into his armpit!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:25 PM (kQs4Y)
Are you wearing the Mirror Universe Starfleet uniform?
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)
Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (y87Qq)
A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.
To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (bUjCl)
-#--------------
A planned strategy to force the purchase of many new, expensive phones.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (I16G8)
Every night I go to bed, thinking maybe, just maybe, I'll wake up in the morning, it'll be the year 19mumble, mumble, I'll be 15 years old again, and this will all have been a dream.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
Actually, I wouldn't want to be 15 again. That wasn't a very good time.
But point taken.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)
You make me feel sad...
For Joshua.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic
Ask Nate Silver.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)
Chicken Fried Steak cooking... will finalize plans for a hot date tomorrow night....
As long as I don't pay attention to politics, life ain't too bad... /smile
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++
Sounds like life there at The Villages is agreeing with you. Just watch out for the STD's. I hear they're epidemic down there.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (2sCft
The... village you say?
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (NgKpN
And yet......There they still are, free as bird, filthy as pig and noisy as a cat in heat.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)
198. Gillibrand's father was attorney for NXVIM
saw once where it was alleged Stormy Daniels was a NXVIM girl.
Supposedly, the flowerly giant tattoo she has covers up the NXVIM tat.
==
NXVIM brand, not tat
but yeah, she once tweeted something like "oops I joined a cult" or something
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (zRwJ/)
----
It's at the cleaners. We had a team build exercise on Triskelion.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)
Also known as "Nostradumbass".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (jlHSA)
"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (jlHSA)
Shoulda picked our own cotton. Would've saved us a lot of hassle and dead weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)
This is MY economy! I built that!!
Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)
He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fuK7c)
It is time to fight back..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (438dO)
Yelp has taken to issuing advisories that "This restaurant has recently been in the news and reviews may actually be about that instead of the quality of food and service." kind of crap.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zRwJ/)
And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..
cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)
I agree. I put that marker down some time ago. No way she answers any substantive questions. No. Way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (vnpiz)
And best of all, I never would have been born.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)
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A viable fantasy if you get to bring back at least *some* of what you've learned.
To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)
Well hellz yeah. Otherwise, what would have been the point of the dream.
After all, I have some revenges to get.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (/8RAd)
Ford shows up..
reads a prepared statement..
cries..
leaves..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:28 PM (438dO)
Pulls a Lois Lerner, and then pleads the 5th?
There is Precedent now (F'n cowardly damn Congress critters who didn't arrest her for that).
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (NgKpN)
Hey, guess whose car died on the way to the dealership?
I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
If I was a high-profile conservative, or even just a garden-variety
Republican, I don't think I would want to eat in any restaurant. I
suspect a lot of restaurant employees lean left, especially in the
trendier places. I wouldn't trust them.
Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)
Wear Seattle Mariners gear, and they will feel so sorry for you, they will comp your meal.
Posted by: Venezuela at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (UsCnO)
He was also Austrian - German.
As was somebody else...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (1g7ch)
Mozart?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (GHwQU)
*clink* looking forward to the mome, ty
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Downcast at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)
but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: B, Hussein, seer and brilliant ex-post facto economic planner at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (zCyNd)
You didn't build shit.
Wait - yes, you DID build shit. You just didn't build anything else. You're our own Robert Mugabe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:26 PM (vnpiz)
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Ask #neverskankles. They seem quite good at it, in their own mind.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Ldr3U)
He has sounded depressed lately.
That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You got that right. I can't have access to teenage girls now, but it isn't like I did when I was 15.
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
+++
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)
but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)
But we have rebukes to administer, now that we've been buked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (vnpiz)
To hit fifteen again as clueless as I was the first time doesn't sound like a win.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (fuK7c)
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It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
They ... uh ... vibrate a lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Yup... things would be WAAYYYYYYY different.
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Yep. And to quote the song, I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (jlHSA)
Did Mozart play piano in Austrian bath houses?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (Z9C5C)
My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy
liberal neighborhood. Her first "welcome to the neighborhood" party was
hosted by the woman across the street and her tranny son, and the
guests (her new neighbors) proceeded to bash Trump and Cruz all night.
My friend and her husband are not shy, did not hold their tongues, and
left early.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)
I'm speculating that your friend will not be invited to the college football tailgate this Saturday morning.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)
He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (3SzRC)
Yep. Not under oath? Doesn't mean shit. It's like listening to the drunk at the end of the bar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (CZWkx)
None of these stunts are polling well in flyover country.
Posted by: Ellen at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (vnpiz)
Both the four and six cylinder models have an optional "extra" piston.
Posted by: Miklos, shade tree mechanic and lesbian avoider at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
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What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
Subaru had some targeted ads for lesbians. At least that is the story. No clue where you run ads to just go after lesbians though. Lilith Faire?
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQLC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (I16G
Some insist on the negative. Some insist on the positive.
Both are full of shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)
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Not sure. But I do know from watching "Amadeus" that Mozart liked to fart and giggle a lot.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)
That's just my take on it. He hasn't really said very much.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
His comment upstream sounds worrisome, does anyone know how to check on him?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (myjNJ)
It really is crazy -- I do thought experiments occasionally on how different my life would have been if I could be 15 again with what I know now. It's unimaginable ... kind of like defying the laws of physics.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah, if I could go back to 1980 I'd put every dime I have into Apple and Microsoft stock. I'd even sell my house for cash to buy more stock and live in a motel for awhile.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
oooh... nice!
are you sniffing the car right now
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
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I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here. Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Inmate #241 at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (Tyii7)
And I'll admit I can't say for sure he's innocent but they're so smug about it I'm willing to take his side.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 08:29 PM (lufB/)
I don't know anything about the story, so I guess if it's what they call here (I don't know about elsewhere) an SIS, then it goes away in a year.
Which I guess is technically probation, but I always think of probation as being with a conviction.
Still and all, I wouldn't want something like that on my record, and those people on my back, if I didn't do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (2sCft)
Oh sure, like YOU'VE never had a spontaneous attack of the gigglefarts. *pffft*
Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)
I guided a friend of his a couple times before I stopped the whole rent a friend thing. Never took Don out, though.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (ulnyS)
Just wear a Phillies T-shirt and you'll be fine-- they'll figure you're a lovable loser.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (3C9q2)
Wear a MAGA hat, order a meal, and then send it to a table full of liberals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (y87Qq)
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Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 08:27 PM (myjNJ)
He mentioned a friend's suicide the other night, but seemed to understand that the "if only I had just done this one thing" feeling is both common (almost universal) and false. That would be my guess.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)
Yes, it is... those of us who have experienced those feelings, can never really shake them.
We will always wonder, 'what, if'.
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NgKpN)
The Blue Wave could have happened, and the GOPe would have gone along for the ride. 12 years ago they did it by running the Blue Dogs, pretending to be moderate but then voted the party line.
But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.
The Chicken Weeps.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (ym2oE)
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Yep. I would've avoided all kinds of life-wrecking bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)
Dumbass.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (CZWkx)
it'd be cool if he'd book with the #1 river guide here.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (1YQ
+++
Donald Trump Jr. and Kim Jong Un are hanging out in Montana?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
they are fun to drive
whatcha get?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)
Let some other host this bunch of thieves and anti semites with delusions of global government.
Screw 'em. Cut all funding, remove all immunities from all the delegates, start taxing the properties.
Let 'em complain tell them to take their bs walking.
Send them to Brussels or Switzerland.
They'll like it better there anyway.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (4sntq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (vnpiz)
No.
Would confirm existence of free lunch.
Posted by: Frederic "Miklos" Bastiat at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)
They like to use a stick with four on the floor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
What they really want is a man, baby.
Posted by: Fred at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (ulnyS)
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Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
I used that as an example of why people whining about "price gouging" are full of shit.
I'd like to buy Microsoft and Apple stock at par value. Surprisingly, nowadays, you can't do that. Why? Because it's value NOW is not the same as its value was THEN.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Miklos
..............
so.. counts as LGBTQ and multi-gendered?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)
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You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:34 PM (vnpiz)
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Sometimes, the drunk at the end of the bar can be interesting. At least more truthful than Tater and Friends.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Mozart at September 25, 2018 08:36 PM (jlHSA)
And to think, he's the famous one.
Posted by: F. Murray character at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (N1ZXu)
You're Welcome.
Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (k2d6x)
What are you doing later?
Posted by: Gary at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (6Zmow)
I wanted one so bad but I was too tall and large to fit in.
Seriously, I could not get in the door. A forester.
I wanted a car to haul stuff in but not a truck.
Wound up getting a truck.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (4sntq)
My poor dear friend moved from LA to Texas just to land in a crazy
liberal neighborhood.
They need to get a Harley with straight pipes and a loud stereo. Make it hell on Earth for the neighbors while looking for another house.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)
"Buy our car and we'll supply you with a vibrator, batteries, and if you're family-oriented, a turkey baster!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)
I bet it smells delicious. What model is it?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)
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Don't know about that, but Toyota has one on broadcast TV right now. It's quite forthright about the lesbianism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Sbb4A)
All they want is Lesbiansraum. .
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
I think it's kinda more like a pair of scissors.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (cY3LT)
but the bad stuff wouldn't have happened yet
so technically it would be prevenges
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)
That's why I want to be 15. If I was any older, I'd have a conscience about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)
"Yosoy un hombre sincero
De donde crecen las palmas..."
Posted by: Miklos Marti at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Harriet at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand
PolitiFact rates this as "Highly Probable" and Snopes agrees.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (xEuHL)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)
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2018 Forester (green). I love it. Too many bells and whistles, but the era of button-mashing and knob twirling has passed.
I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
Did you get the free restraining order against crazy stalker ex-girlfriend?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)
++++
You just had to go there, didn't you, Eris.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (2sCft)
The most obscene expression in chemistry: mother liquor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (kQs4Y)
I feel that way about chrome.
Sniff Away, Eris. Enjoy the pleasures when you can.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)
Don't judge! Pleather takes me to my happy place!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris
You come on like it's all natural darling
But you know, oh it's really only naturalette
It's just like all of your leathers darling, they don't scare me
I know it's really only leatherette
I take it down, gonna wash it down
I scrub you on down in any old launderette
I can't get the kind of love that I want
So let's just dance, and I'll forget
Posted by: David "Bander"Johansen at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.
See 310.
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)
You jyst may have blew their computer. Did they ask anything about MJ what's her name?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (oFsfu)
So i just told the pollster that I lean democrat, am 18-34 female, and
will definitely vote for Ted Cruz and definitely vote for Lupe whatever,
the lesbian running against Abbott who is in foreclosure and is a true
idiot, and that I have a very favorable opinion of Pres. Trump. Bam.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)
Like a bored cat with a mouse.
I like it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (Z48ZB)
Letta me guess. 38-26-38.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (k2d6x)
Gang war erupt?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (vnpiz)
Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said, "When you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, you create an environment that only encourages that sort of nasty discourse."
Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: LASue
I had a robocall identified as the DCCC yesterday. I told them I was 30 and single and loved Trump and Comstock (VA-R10). I'm actually over sixty and married.
Posted by: Capitano Schettino at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (cY3LT)
15 will get you 20.
Posted by: James at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (6Zmow)
I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation list. That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right place time.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (vnpiz)
Is that like warp speed in Spaceballs?
You know we all live in the past because when the future gets here it's gone. All we remember is the past.
There is no now.
Or spoon.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (4sntq)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (GHwQU)
What is it with Lesbians and Subarus?? Is it the AWD?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (2sCft)
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I honestly never knew it was a thing until somebody told me here.
Apparently Martina was a pitchwoman back in the day and now they fit
together like tongue and groove (or is it shiplap?).
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (kQs4Y)
The only time (3x) I've seen liberal stickers 'literally' covering the back of the car including windows it has been a Subaru. Including the = sign, rainbow and "why do you care who I marry?" Still not sure why Subaru's but there ya go. Each time I do, i take a photo an send it to my conservative friend who has one."hey, is this you?"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Subaruterus?
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (rhXTS)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (FTlwv)
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Pat It IS
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)
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Post-prevenges? Hate the time travel paradox ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (DUqif)
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Gotta grab life by the short hairs!
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (UsCnO)
And sometimes buys rounds.
Posted by: Miklos, at the second to last seat at the bar at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand
Shep, is that you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (2j6J5)
Just shows either how stupid some advertisers or customers are.
Unless there is possibly some particular modification that serves the needs of lesbians, and, jokes aside, I doubt it, there's no 'car made for lesbians' angle of any substance. Just another emotional manipulation that idiots fall for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:31 PM (dMvl+)
So how do you stop something that's already happened? Postventing it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (tPFB+)
Socialists are pretty good at using expensive iPhones to organize flash mobs and protests on rather short notice. Funny that.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)
You're guess is as good as mine. The last time the ER went into diversion was when that busload of HS kids from Texas went into the creek at highway speed a few months ago. All our hospitals in the area got casualties from that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)
I need to name it. Unsure as to gender.
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
- 2018
- not throwing a gender reveal party for your new Subaru
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)
Nothing. Struck out.
Posted by: Emmie at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Mating call of the Christine Belle, or maybe the Ramirez chick at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (zCyNd)
Maxine Waters gave the game away.
"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."
She seems nice.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (pNxlR)
So I am really Kirsten Gillebrands nose.
Weirdly altered and obviously fake. I used to be much longer before the surgery.
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: Laura at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 08:45 PM (ulnyS)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (GHwQU)
Unsure as to this dog turd's gender, really. From the facial hair, I assume xe identifies more on the male side of the spectrum.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (PMKe/)
But no, they gotta be all Psycho to the point that they alienated their allies the GOPe so much that the GOPe is now their worst enemy.
The Chicken Weeps.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (tPFB+)
The only House Special Election they won was with one of these pretend moderates, and yet none of them listened to what the results were telling them (swing voters prefer pretend moderate Dems to radical Leftist Dems). Amazing.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (Ldr3U)
Dropped my phone right on the point of an escalator in OKC. Screen Protector shattered to Hell.
Screen itself is totally fine. Wish I remembered the brand. It worked.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
Naw. You would have hit something like you were 29 and knew everything. Then you would have crazy stalking you.
See 310.
Posted by: golfman at September 25, 2018 08:41 PM (rhXTS)
The hypothetical includes knowing what I know now, so I would've enjoyed life more but been attuned to the warning signs of teh crazy and adjusted accordingly. If, however, life would inexorably follow the same path and play out the exact same way as you posit, and I knew this, then I would likely go jump off a tall bridge.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
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They do that because it works.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)
Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)
That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the right
place time.
Word was somebody at Fiona (or all of them) knew Cruz had reservation and called the antifa thugs. Not sure how good of an idea it is to potentially alienate half of your potential clientele in DC though.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (TUU1F)
Laughing in Texas was fighting through Pixy's latest improvements a couple of threads ago.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)
The left is doing everything in their power to destroy the rule of Law in America.
Thus de facto overthrowing the Constitution. Posted by: Don Q
Well, to develop my theory/hypothesis that "we are NOT a nation of laws", I mean first and foremost we are a people. What makes us a people is not our law.
The law protects us (a people) FROM the tyrants, but it does not define us, it is not our essence. (see what I'm trying to say? see Bastiat and "the law turned upside down")
I believe LIBERTY is the basis of the Republic, individual, then local, then state, THEN federal Sovereignty. The Law (constitution) is what keeps tyrants from ruling over US. The Law is not (foundation of) The Republic ... it is to prevent tyrants from using government to RULE OVER the true foundations of Liberty.
The Republic, for which I stand, is Liberty, mostly in juxtaposition to LAW. That is why our constitution is so called "negative liberties" -- what the government cannot do TO US.
I think that is Different.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (Cus5s)
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Revvin Hood
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (dMvl+)
To hell with due process, rights of the accused. Forget proving your case, or providing facts and making an intellectual, intelligent argument.
It's harass, filibuster, lie, undermine, subvert, destroy, force, intimidate, belittle and act like a despot.
Enough of these Democrats.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (xtmwf)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (MIvRT)
iPhones are the best, I love mine.
Posted by: Mark at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)
*asks barkeep to turn up the volume of tv*
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:43 PM (kQs4Y)
Life gets full Brazilians.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Martina had a pusimony suit from one of her lovers one time, didn't she?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (on9/0)
I am Spartacus!
Posted by: Nathan at September 25, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Kirk at September 25, 2018 08:44 PM (6Zmow)
**Looks downward**
Always.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (cY3LT)
The one with the flower vase on the dash?
Yeah. Don't see too many guys driving one.
Unless it's their female husband sitting in the passenger seat.
All they had to do was use the last set of drawings when they brought the bug back but NOOOOOO they just had to finger it to show they were worth their phony baloney jobs.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (4sntq)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (/8RAd)
Ha. I forgot about that, and I mostly have forgiven him that as campaign posturing. He was not the man for the hour, but still a good asset as Senator and maybe SCOTUS.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Olivia at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Metamucil at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Paul at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:49 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (dMvl+)
Tucker
Posted by: freaked at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (UdKB7)
It's a Lesbianmobile, not a Trannymobile.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (kQs4Y)
Well if you see Korrok, tell him I said hi.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (GHwQU)
Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebin at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:50 PM (5jVnA)
+++
Hmmm. I LIKE it!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
no!
i was talking about the mighty rower.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)
I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.
I was booked to fly on Pan Am 103 on the fateful day, but decided the timing on the US end was too tight, and had my secretary move up my flight by a day. But for that apparently inconsequential decision, I wouldn't be here today.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX8)
Turn it upside down and check.
We get mail trucks up and down our road all the time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (dMvl+)
i was talking about the mighty rower.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 08:51 PM (1YQLC)
*** puzzled look. Blink. Blink. ***
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)
Tall bridge it would be, then.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (cY3LT)
Did she get that nail fungus thing taken care of? Because otherwise she'll be wearing hip waders in my next film.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 25, 2018 08:46 PM (sXefu)
No thanks, Quent. I'll take Jennifer Jason Leigh with rotted teeth or Diane Kruger with a bullet in her stem instead.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (GHwQU)
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)
After that hard drive from Cali she'll be slap happy goofy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (1g7ch)
Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed.
They're easily bribed because the laws are not enforced equally across all different ethnicities, religions, financial backing, family ties etc.
That's where ppl pay to get the law inclined in their favor and that goes all the way down to the cop on the corner.
Also in 3rd world countries the arbiters of the law are not paid well or trained well and so they have a inclination to take those bribes because they see their bosses take bribes from the richer for larger crimes.
Examine any 3rd world country and they will all have that trait in common.
Even those that were under western civ rule for a while still practice this civilization killing custom.
Like India and some of the African states. Russia also fell into it due to the poverty of their population and because it was a dictatorship of sorts for a long time.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)
Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
To be 15 again, would be like Steins Gate, anime, no matter the path, somehow we would end up in the exact same place.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)
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Sounds like the way the movie "Sliding Doors" ended ... which, for me, was unsatisfying.
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (WqPYg)
She's been gobbling speckled birds like tic-tacs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (YgbOr)
No, she'll be in her cups because Eris bought a Subaru instead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)
You should've claimed to be a 75 yo Transgender Eskimo.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (hyuyC)
And Subaru owner.
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Monkeywrench at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
Grammar foul: tense error.
"was," not "is."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)
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totally had the sex with some girl in Canada
Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)
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Yeah it's that. The backing track is one of these breathy-hipster-chick-covers-a-classic-song things that are so popular in advertising these days. The song is "The Wanderer," by Dion.
The lame Toyota kale eater changes it to "I'm the type of girl who likes to roam around..." Fair enough. But then she leaves the "...when I find myself fallin' for some girl..." lyric the same.
Toyota's marketing department is in the SJW zone, full on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (Sbb4A)
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She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Keith Ellisons Blind Date at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (DCE/L)
Posted by: Rick at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)
If she's wearing the sunglasses, you'll know.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Florence at September 25, 2018 08:55 PM (zCyNd)
Cthulhu?
Posted by: Phil L. at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (sXefu)
came back to see her still alive
went back to kill her mom
she's still alive
did it for several geberas
finally realized that each time he was trying to change the past he was just making himself less real
he ended up a forgotten ghost
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 08:54 PM (4sntq)
SOME of African states? Are there any exceptions? Make that ALL of African states. Also ALL of Central and South America.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)
So should I answer those Nielsen calls?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)
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totally had the sex with some girl in Canada
Maybe they needed a Canuk interpreter.
Canukii "Beaver" does not always mean what you think.
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (+sgn6)
Great. Kav lied to a brother 30 something years ago.
He's toast.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (1g7ch)
If anyone in Congress gave an actual FUCK about the impact of any of this gutless sniping by unaccountable weak-kneed pu55ies on the families of the targets?
None of this would be public.
Video recordings can be archived and opened to the public AFTER the question and answer period is over.
Publicity is the coin of this realm.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
They've all changed their tune in the last twenty-four hours. Some more than once.
Fuck ... I have no idea how this will go now. Neither do they.
But I hope Kav makes it. I do not like the guy's interview ... but anybody willing to go through that for the job ought to get it.
That dude is fighting for his professional career ... the GOP better give him a vote ... one way or the other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (CIolt)
I use this formulation often, as you guys know: Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity, but rather by it's capriciousness.
One law for them, a different law for you, and it can change in an instant.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
They sent Ben Shapiro over, with a couple grams of coke, and oil for her corns, so she's all good now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (cY3LT)
Or she got a message from her office, telling her how pissed off all the phone calls were.
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (dMvl+)
Honestly that's the only reason I do pretty much anything.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (lws8M)
That girl in Canada gets a shitload of action.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX
*shrugs*
Your guess is as good as anyone else's.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
Both are full of shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:35 PM (DUqif)
Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)
They didn't ask about my car, but that goes on the list if they do. A good response. Thanks.
Surfperch
Alas, only age and sex asked for demographic purposes. But I do have some quite exotic DNA in my system, from a past ancestor. If they ask, I will consider going there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)
"was," not "is."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 08:56 PM (953wK)
Thanks for clearing that up, Grammar Nerd.
Posted by: Sydney at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)
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Unfortunately when the Charlottesville Antifa attack occurred, Cruz postured "how dare Trump support the racists."
Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)
That's depressing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (dMvl+)
I figured you were phoneposting. I just thought it was funny. Like the offspring of a goat and a zebra or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
That has a "I'll be more flexible after the election!" feel to it!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (H8QX
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I think she is waiting for the proper sized bribe for Alaska before voting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 08:48 PM (DUqif)
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Pretty sure that was a scene in a Cheech and Chong movie...
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (EKYdb)
Only because NeverTrumpin' gets a rise out of us. If it didn't, he would be something else. It's the attention he craves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christine Ford Fusion (GPS Trim) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (XcgmW)
It's funny they all laugh at him before he shuts them up with some statistical truth bombs.
Posted by: Max Power at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (q177U)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (y87Qq)
I have to say, I want to see this bitch now. NOT a photo of her almost 40 years ago, when she was a 4, but now. I'm betting that one look at her and you start estimating the over/under on the number of cats she has.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:58 PM (vnpiz)
Yes, one.
Posted by: Sao Tome and Principe at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
Went to a memorial service at the cemetery and pappymayhem collapsed. 911 is called, responders arrive pappy refuses transport to hospital. They ask if he is sure yes yes go away. Lady smiles and suddenly everyone is moving quickly. They have another call, car wreck gotta go. 20 minutes later the boy spawn arrives with my cousin. Hands behind his back. Odd. Cousin says first you need to know everyone is all right. Spawn shift, blood on his arm. Turns out hubbymayhem And the two Spawn were the car wreck.
I drove hubby, and both spawn to the hospital while brother thing 2 drove pappy CT scans for all of them. My Subaru rolled down a steep hill and landed upside down. Boy spawn had a minor cut from broken glass, girl unharmed, hubby bruised up. Car totalled. But, the wrecker dropped it in the wrong place and we needed to move it. Hubby says got to have someone pull it, I said turn the key and see if the bitch starts. Hit the key, booms damn thing fired right up. Subaru is def on my short list for next car!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (hyuyC)
So, you're grandfathered in for the hunting of baleen whales?
Posted by: Dr. Miklos, marine mixologist at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Terry at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (6Zmow)
I've thought about this, and realistically, no, you wouldn't have. You'd have fucked up other things that you haven't thought of right now. Life is full of caprice, and the future is unknowable.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:52 PM (vnpiz)
Yeah. A few years ago I was working late, and some idiot ran into my parked car and caused considerable damage.
I mentioned to the cop who arrived at the scene that this wouldn't have happened if I'd left work at the normal time. He was pretty philosophical about it. He said, "There's no point thinking about it that way. If you had left work at the usual time, who's to say you wouldn't have gotten into an accident on your way home?"
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (sdi6R)
late to the thread, but notice that all the "witnesses" changed their tune when K hired the defamation lawyer. Very smart move.
Posted by: artemis at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: JT at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (cJ6RQ)
Posted by: IHOP Waitress at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)
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Only one?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)
Some are just NeverTrump Trolls.... scanks seems to fall into that category.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (imSgd)
Then ignore him.
Enough people ignore any of us here ... and we simply matter even less than now. We go away regardless of if we leave.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: ShainS at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)
Cruz is merely reaping the fruits of his posturing.
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)
Yeah, he whiffed badly on that one. He should enroll in PDT's graduate course in how to conduct politics. PDT makes mistakes - as everyone does - but, like an accomplished boxer, slips the punch more often than not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
I think that is a subplot of 'Preacher' that has not been fully revealed yet.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (1g7ch)
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That was my reaction. He came off soft, but I respected him for it... clearly out of his element, but defending his reputation, whatever the cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)
Posted by: April at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Vinson at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (I16G
Jeez, how many bridges do they need? There's only like two highways in the whole state.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)
The Left is always trying to change us into the New Soviet Man. They need lots and lots of laws that are constantly changing, whereas a good polity should have few laws and change them seldom because laws should only be reinforcing what the citizens are going to be doing anyway.
We have been living with each other for five thousand years of recorded history. Do we really need 30 or 40 thousand new regulations a year?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (Sbb4A)
And I don't think going out teeth gnashing, veins popping, and baying for blood would have been helpful, as satisfying as it might have been.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)
Take your word for it, so he goes on the enemy of my enemy list.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (iynDC)
Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)
I just had an ad from the NFL on my Twitter feed. Never saw *that* before.
"We're the NFL. YOU advertise on US, not the other way around!"
"Oh, er, on the other hand . . ."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (953wK)
No show: 95%
Shows, reads lawyer-written statement, then either refuses to answer questions or explicitly takes the Fifth: 4.99%
Actually testifies: 0.01%
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (sXefu)
Moose passes to nowhere
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)
Well, how ELSE are they going to justify making you disappear at their earliest convenience?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+sgn6)
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So kindling for the rest of us?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)
Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 09:01 PM (/8RAd)
You see, in a nutshell, this is why Cruz is a shitty retail politician. He could have said much the same thing without being so quotable, e.g., "I question Trump's support for those whose motivations are suspect." Something like that.
But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:03 PM (/DvFd)
Is it candy corn? Because that shit gets stuck in my dentures.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: H.E. Pennypacker, Wealthy Industrialist Building a Rollercoaster at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (XcgmW)
Hush you'll jinx it.
Posted by: Tina at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Timmy at September 25, 2018 09:07 PM (6Zmow)
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He was my first choice, before Trump came on strong. I warmed up pretty quickly to the candidate that did not need the donor class' money, and thus would owe no favors to them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:05 PM (hyuyC)
Sounds great. Can they do that for us?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:06 PM (yQpMk)
Think of it creating new regulations as full employment for camp guards and it will make perfect sense!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)
Only her hair dresser knows for sure.
Posted by: Wendy at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah, never happen. But a moron can dream, no?
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta in Cherry Red at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (zLDYs)
And it's difficult to pass. *shart*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (Tyii7)
...
But no, Cruz, bright as he may be in other contexts, slams his foot squarely on the rake. Further proof that he is not ready for prime time politically, and never will be. Supreme Court Justice? Sure. President? No way.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (vnpiz)
Trial run on the 9th Circus or DC?
A job for life. Cruz should take it either if offered.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (1g7ch)
Should I stay or should I go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (PMKe/)
She has backpedaled significantly from earlier. She's been bought or threatened.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
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Call Murkowski tomorrow:
Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301
She has a husband and 2 sons.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (CZWkx)
Which part?
A firm Rule of Law and prosperous democracy, or 20% AIDS?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)
I suspect, no, they won't. I suspect that their nightmare scenario is the bitch shows up with a parrot on her shoulder, or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:08 PM (EKYdb)
I use the WaPo Thanksgiving Sunday Edition for my fire starter. Lasts almost the whole wood stove season!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
Girthy even
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)
I think he'd be happy enough with 13%.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (jlHSA)
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
He seems to really rub some people the wrong way.
Of course, you could say that about GEOTUS, too.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (hyuyC)
Your choice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (lufB/)
Governmental corruptions is rife in them because the government is so easily bribed" jake
my point is "rule of law" (and politics) is "downstream of culture". We have our government bribed at the highest levels ... and Western Civ separates us sure, but that is not just "rule of law". It is our Christian heritage and Western values.
The law is being used against us, and we only hope there is enough law to stop those that have been ruling over us Above the Law. The Law has been for little people, as the IRS and Mueller have used it to destroy us, as they marched through the institutions (including DoJ) to destroy We The People.
The constitution is perverted in the courts ... Maybe we can use it to prosecute them, but in most of history, the gun and force have determined "the law". And "the people".
America is the land of Liberty ... not the land of Mueller/IRS/DeepState perverted law. (as Bastiat recognized ... the law turned upside down)
Third world countries are just places that have perverted their laws and ruled by force ... the question is where we are on that process, as globalist preach of some New World Order and operate far above our laws.
Clinton is still above the law ... Mueller is still running the coup ... blind faith in "we are a nation of laws" is delusional. NO ... the tyrant lunatic is in the congress hall. We The People have a vote, then we have guns ... The Law is a tool, GOD/LIBERTY is above the law. We hold these truths to be self evident.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)
The Dems really want to question Kavanaugh. I hope I'm wrong, but Ford may be pressured to be there, by forces way beyond her control.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (zRwJ/)
How do you fix it?
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: The Walrus at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)
He behaved in a pretty weaselly manner at the end there.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (H8QX
He did, indeed. He's a shitty retail politician, who has a tin ear for the people.
I understand. I'd be the same.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)
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To the fucking barrel for blowing the margins.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (I16G8)
it's pretty good.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 09:14 PM (1YQLC)
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I had wanted Cruz, and switched once Trump clinched Indiana. No hard feelings. I think either could've beat the witch. In retrospect, I'm glad Trump won because he's tougher than Cruz Trump wouldn't run away from a restaurant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Sbb4A)
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Cus5s)
They are "The Resistance."
We are "The Restoration."
Restoration of the rule of law is really high on our agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting here (except the trolls of course).
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (953wK)
Phone: (202)-224-6665
Fax: (202)-224-5301
She has a husband and 2 sons.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)
Rapists all, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Drama, Politics at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (XcgmW)
But I was really disappointed in his convention nonish-endorsement.
Just one sentence at the end would have made it a great speech on principles; 'and yet this November, I will be voting for Donald Trump and you should too. It's that important.'
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (yQpMk)
DelicateFlower isn't flying to DC doesn't she have to be on the road by
now to testify at 10:00 Thursday morning?
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)
In a Prius full of cases of Red Bull and Depends.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
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I love this man. He came out and supported Alex Jones even though Jones pushed the stupid conspiracy crap about his father and he has come out in support of Kavanaugh.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (AMIL/)
As somebody else said before :
Blasey-Ford will head-fake not showing.
Just long enough so that they move ahead and grill Kav.
THEN Blasey-Ford will "miraculously" show up, now that Kav has gone first.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (jlHSA)
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Intercontinental railroad. 18 hours and they accept rubles.
Posted by: Guam tipper at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (on9/0)
Trading your vote for pork for your district is how the game is played.
Turtle knows this as well as anyone else (he should... he's got decades of experience doing it).
As long as their demands aren't too outrageous (and the demands can be pretty high in a situation like this without crossing the boundary of "outrageous"), they'll get them. Turtle will not punish them at all. Indeed, he would consider them to be chumps if they'd done anything else.
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (TM5Iv)
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
I don't dislike Cruz, but there isn't a snowball's chance in hell he could have beaten the Clinton/Media Complex in 2016. Only Trump could have done that, and I saw it at the time.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)
I wish it was me.
*makes 4th trip to pasta and lasagna buffet*
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (k2d6x)
Sure, right up until she's invited to be there, say, 10:00 Thursday morning and then all of a sudden she's too busy getting her nails done and whatnot.
They are so, so desperate to try to stall this another week or two. Don't think Grassley's buying it though.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ig+cH)
Caffeine isn't going to get her there.
Coke or meth to get her there?
Or her "attorney" ...soros... could just rent a RV and a couple of drivers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (1g7ch)
She needs to get her bio and statement in tomorrow then, first thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)
Best for the Dems if nothing is determined one way or another, they can just keep making up shit to satisfy their base.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (tPFB+)
If she doesn't show up, they don't have to grill Kav.
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (sXefu)
Heh,
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:13 PM (bUjCl)
I did not have sex with that woman, ALH.
Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)
I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)
But for his virtues, the second half of his campaign was bad. His performance was bad, he got rattled by Trump and never recovered.
Trump out hustled and out manipulated everyone else.
And, weirdly, he's actually really good at being President. I'm honestly glad Cruz didn't win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 08:59 PM (GHwQU)
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Only one?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 25, 2018 09:04 PM (EKYdb)
Sweet! I hope I can make it.
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)
Yes, please do.
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)
If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (+g41/)
Unlike some recently deceased dickweed from Arizona.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)
Thought that today was the deadline?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)
No wonder we've lost half the country to the crazies.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (MIvRT)
I'm with ya there.
Posted by: West at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (iynDC)
Yes. More to the point, I think of Grassley tries to cave again, McConnell yanks it right to the full Senate.
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (TM5Iv)
Under no circumstances should he force Kav to sit there while the despicable Democrats slander him.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)
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I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)
We don't know if Blasey-Ford's gonna show up.
PUT ME UNDER OATH! STOP THAT MAN!
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (bUjCl)
They have no clue, and therefore will never solve the problem.
- Anders Breivik on Netflix
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (k2d6x)
Does he lurk he? or is he a sock?
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (brIR5)
A coworker said he'll have a case of cancer or weak heart or some other fatal ailment.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)
I have no faith in any Republican, save President Trump!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl)
Exactly why I use it. Alot.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
How far along is she?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)
But a joke from James Woods does.
btw, one of the homosexuals even body-shamed Ted, telling him Beto was cuter. He thought he was Spartacus, but he was just Spartan. Like Cory.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (Ndje9)
McTurtle seems pretty confident he has the votes.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ig+cH)
I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)
She's actually inverted.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (dUJdY)
the guy thinks he's got a future at MSNBC
Even they have limited number of loss leaders
SUPERPUTZ
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)
I admit I will be shocked if he actually does any time in jail. I suspect either the judge will suspend the sentence, or Cosby will find some way to avoid going to prison (suicide or he flees).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (feaxc)
Female co-worker, who has been 29 for 29 years, says it is BS, they all were into that thing back then, and maybe asked for an extra hit because Bill is so big...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)
I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)
It also keeps her from barging in as they are about to recess and demanding to be heard.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)
She's trying to get Collins (who wanted Ramirez to testify) to demand another delay.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (jlHSA)
He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)
I want a blowjob from Angie Dickinson. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Posted by: Junior Soprano
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Morgan Fairchild
Posted by: Jon Lovitz at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (YgbOr)
Paizo is trying to break into the big(er) time. They licensed the rules to a game maker who just released, today I think, the Pathfinder Kingmaker computer rpg which looks like it will probably do well. I like their starfinder setting better but that's all moot for me because I can't find anyone I know with time for more than a quick munchkin game or something.
Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (FyBLL)
Will you take a check, or do I need to bring cash??
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)
Shits so crazy that Caitlyn Jenner just filed a lawsuit against Bruce Jenner accusing him of sexual abuse 30 years ago.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Rand McNasty at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)
vs.
I did not like Trump, but did want him for President.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (YR7aL)
Yes, that was just put up on GOG today.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (jlHSA)
No way we need that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)
I prefer Trump (now), but I still think Cruz would've beat the witch. People forget what a devious little fucker Cruz is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 09:20 PM (Sbb4A)
Naw, Cruz is too cerebral for much of the electorate. He just wouldn't "click" the way Trump did.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: dartist at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)
McConnell needs to tell her, privately, STFD and STFU. Her room-temperature IQ is starting to wear thin
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (k2d6x)
McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.
Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (zLDYs)
Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)
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You never took any Dale Carnegie courses, did you? If you did, they owe you your money back.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (I16G8)
Too much gd PURITY.
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (Cssks)
GFY.
Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (n9EOP)
I'm sick of your fucking negativity troll !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:22 PM (DUqif)
Dayum Scogg, I thought that was a pretty positive statement (for me)?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 09:24 PM (Cssks)
The bee's knees!
Posted by: Miklos, charlestoning like the cat's meow at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)
Thanks for checking back in. I hope I wasn't out of line by sharing what you'd mentioned.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (bUjCl)
Big Bad Mama, full movie is on Youtube I see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7z4po2tBPA
I don't know if it's censored or not, as there is not "confirm your age" popup.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:21 PM (TM5Iv)
Good god man, why?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Jimmy the Albanian at September 25, 2018 09:17 PM (TM5Iv)
If the dems insist, do you have faith in Grassley not to cave?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:18 PM (jlHSA)
Hearing was over, until ChiFi imaginary friend with imaginary story,
It was your imagination. Hearing is still over.
/maybe
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: publius,
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It's been immortalized in the AoSHQ Style Book meme list as CPL.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (on9/0)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
No way we need that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)
I'm in a committed relationship.
It sucks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (DUqif)
McConnell's patience is used up. Collins doesn't get dick.
Posted by: Junior Soprano at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (TM5Iv)
I think they've really and truly pissed Grassley off.
Do you know how hard it is to piss off someone from Iowa?
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)
I was a Cruz supporter, but, yeah, fully expected him to go down to defeat to Hillary.
Concur that he needs to be on the Supreme Court. If you think commie heads exploded over Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, just wait until it's Cruz.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (FyBLL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (Tyii7)
I understand CPL left the studio a few feet shorter than when he arrived...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)
Cruz for RBG?
Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 08:14 PM (jlHSA)
So...she liked the sailors.
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (NfFzi)
He bucked up, got on the team and he's excellent at being a bulldog. He's sharp as fuck. He's not a great politician- doesn't have "it." But if we're going to take back a lot of ground he's a good guy to have around.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:23 PM (lufB/)
He won a Senate seat first go around as a big underdog. He was second to last man standing in a vicious primary. How you can say he's not a good politician and doesn't have it?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (2DOZq)
If they do, they will open themselves up to both civil and criminal liabilities.
This is nothing more than a last-ditch effort to delay the proceedings and
a lame attempt to sabotage Kavanaugh's confirmation.
Posted by: Leonard Jones at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (mxgwX)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (FyBLL)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (953wK)
Tell them you're from illinois.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (oFsfu)
Sorry for the delay. Had chores.
Anyhoo, it won't matter. I forget if it was Lois Lerner or not (it was a big name from the Obama Admin), but she made an opening statement under oath and then plead the 5th for the rest of the hearing. Not a thing was done for the violation.
So after an opening testimony and before questions, those appearing can get away with such a stunt unless and until the Committee bears down and punishes them. So that won't happen. But the charade will still continue wrt this particular Ford hearing with lots of silence after any initial remarks.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (l9m7l)
agenda . . . I think I can safely say that for most everyone commenting
here (except the trolls of course).Posted by: filbert
Sure, my "we are NOT a nation of laws" point is that we are a people first, we have liberty under God FIRST.
We restore the law (which protects my God/Liberty sovereingty point) by recognizing when the law has been perverted (Bastiat).
One nation under God with Liberty and Justice for All. That is not determined by changing the law to make us communist, even if they get 100 senators to declare we are now servants of government. They could pass that law .. it would NOT apply to a nation under God, it would only apply to a "nation of laws".
see what Ima sayin?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)
I'm glad to hear that. Some of your comments lately had me worried about you.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (FyBLL)
So checks then!
Also, I've been meaning to ask, you are on good terms with local law enforcement, right?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:30 PM (n9EOP)
Polyamorous is not possible?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (hyuyC)
I'm thinking of finding her a husband. Maybe paying for the honeymoon.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (Ras6A)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (FyBLL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (hyuyC)
So would transitioning to a more irradiated, itinerant, scoured-wasteland-centric lifestyle.
Maybe not the monogamous part. I guess we'll just have to see!
*goes back to wrapping shotgun barrel with razor wire*
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (2DOZq)
Forget it Jake. It's Tejas!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (n9EOP)
Look, I'm a fan. I just recognize why he's not everyone's cup of tea.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (DUqif)
probably be a good Supreme Court justice. I just can't see him winning a
Presidential election.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Much truth there. He is totally suited for either position, but president is a stretch. In a sane world yeah, but half our population has their head so far up their ass they can perform a visual self prostate exam.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 09:25 PM (k2d6x)
It's cultural.
/del
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (1g7ch)
Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)
That's when you release the Amy.
Cruz for the Wise Latina when she's finally in a diabetic coma.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (sXefu)
Cruz for RBG?
Oh yeah, there would be literal explosions of heads. It would be... glorious.
Posted by: DocJ at September 25, 2018 09:29 PM (ig+cH)
Better yet, Cruz for the W I D E L A T I N A.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (Ldr3U)
And ensured that Ralph relish would not spend the final five minutes of his life in the company of Albert Pierrepoint.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (brIR5)
Cruz is most valuable in the Senate, although I wouldn't be upset to see Cruz replace Sessions as AG.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (tPFB+)
Posted by: Rod Stewart at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (PMKe/)
Look, I'm a fan. I just recognize why he's not everyone's cup of tea.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (lufB/)
Both my father and grandfather constantly went on about how completely unlikable they found him during election season.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:31 PM (DUqif)
Damn, this place is addictive, sort of like watching a train wreck.
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (n9EOP)
We need you and the rest of the Horde to be thriving. We can at least listen.
I had something similar happen on my first ship. The guy right behind me died on a liberty launch. I knew him for 2 years. Good worker, squared away, strong family man. But he drank too much. Thought about it for years.
There is future happiness for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (YgbOr)
Every poll save one , had Roberts losing. He won by 10.8
The pollsters rushed to the mics to apologize
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (+g41/)
I really and truly appreciate everyone's responses since The Event. What hurts most is that she and I were more "girlfriend and boyfriend" than just friends. Not trying to be prurient or anything, I just wanted a proper goodbye.
And yeah, I'm way drunk. Have been ever since. I love you all, even you, MisHum, who will probably delete my posts. Hey, the world is real.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (8kQyI)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:36 PM (6Zmow)
Saving these names for later. In my bunk.
God bless the Internet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:28 PM (hyuyC)
It's the 2018 HQ. 75% of the talking is about killing these days.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:32 PM (FyBLL)
Is it the ultimate deluxe Crayola set with both mauve and puce crayons, because otherwise I might not bid?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:10 PM (bUjCl)
Was the strategy to ever have her show up at all or just put enough pressure on Republicans to fold?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (MTjB1)
As sworn as Lois Lerner's was.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)
yes
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 09:39 PM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (jlHSA)
Bud Lite ... Fake beer.
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:39 PM (Pe/Hn)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (brIR5)
Most of the arcane venerable Rules of the Senate are really just very flexible guidelines!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (FyBLL)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:38 PM (lufB/)
Yeah. Their thought process was "Cruz is so unlikable that Congress will stonewall him every chance they get".
Well, they're doing the same thing to Trump, so...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (jlHSA)
Disagree. I think they know she's a raging loon whose only real value is to keep delaying the process in the forlorn hope that something else will emerge.
Once it's clear there will be no more delays, they'll ignore her like Cindy Sheehan at a Barack Obama reelection rally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (TM5Iv)
MeTV is running Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century on Saturdays at 11PM now.
She birthed more than a few hand babies from young Publius.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (9Om/r)
Around here ?
Cruz is too slick.
People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)
Every poll save one , had Roberts losing. He won by 10.8
The pollsters rushed to the mics to apologize
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (+g41/)
I wholeheartedly, unabashedly promote lying to pollsters at every possible opportunity.
Bastards are a plague upon the body politic.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (953wK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ)
They expected Kavanaugh to fold or Trump to pull the nomination by now.
In the words of the philosopher Gomer Pyle,
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (tPFB+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (FyBLL)
SO, one black crayon, right?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 07:58 PM (+g41/)
One of those grills that cooks sushi?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (Pe/Hn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:33 PM (DUqif)
Eva Gabor.
You can have Zsa Zsa (you and the rest).
Posted by: Miklos, Magyar like Gabor at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (zCyNd)
Cruz is most valuable in the Senate, although I wouldn't be upset to see Cruz replace Sessions as AG.
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 09:34 PM (tPFB+)
As I said, put him in the 9th Circus or DC...
To Amend...
9th is too big, split it in two and put him on either new circuit while Repubs have majority. Pack the courts for a generation.
Nip 'it' in the bud at the circuits.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (1g7ch)
What's she selling? $15K dildos and cooter steamers?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (+g41/)
Cruz is too slick.
People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)
I think we've moved past "fight" and onto "massacre".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:35 PM (YgbOr)
Penis Withdrawal?
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (TM5Iv)
Apart, you think Eva and Zsa Zsa looked alike, but when we see a picture of 'em together, it's clear that Eva was the hotter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (Pe/Hn)
AND mulches !!!
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (+g41/)
What's she selling? $15K dildos and cooter steamers?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)
No, £15K dildos and cooter steamers.
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (PMKe/)
Hmmm, the Pocket CooterMan.
Posted by: Ron Popeil at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Miklos, also maybe part Lumbee at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: asymmetrical bear at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:41 PM (jlHSA)
There used to be an intermediate "blood-letting" stage, have we already passed that?
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 09:43 PM (FyBLL)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (lufB/)
I fought hard for Milton Wolf. I even got the chance to correct his stump speech.
We would be in good shape if he had won.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (hyuyC)
I supported him and still like him.
And I'm so glad he lost.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:26 PM
Given this movie also stars The Shat and Tom Skerritt for the 'ettes, it should have its own Movie Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (CZWkx)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (ZkxsK)
Cruz is too slick.
People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)
Thats why I said in a sane world, where you can just say hey the dude knows the constitution and the laws, loves the America, and is qualified. But half the USA wants the right shoe color, or the right zip code, or reads the right books, etc etc. They want the fucking bling and don't give a shit about substance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)
The show was pretty stupid, but OMG was she fine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 25, 2018 09:42 PM (TM5Iv)
I may or may not remember her from Playboy back in the day.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:37 PM (jlHSA)
One rule - do not shit where you eat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (1g7ch)
Cruz is too slick.
People here want a fighter now. Honestly ... people here just want a fight at this point.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:40 PM (DUqif)
I think we've moved past "fight" and onto "massacre".
Posted by: Hikaru
I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!
Too much?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (5TrvA)
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (2RBkF)
Too bad he didn't have a Brute Squad with him.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 08:12
Has anyone emailed the restaurant?
here's their email http://www.fioladc.com/reservations/
Give them hell, nicely. I'm just gonna say I'll never eat there when I visit DC unless they address this issue.
Posted by: Farmer at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (9Om/r)
Even rational people that should know better have lost any sense of priorities these days!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
You'd have to drive off Fen to get to 100%. I don't think anybody wants that.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (CZWkx)
Its all fun and games until theres prison time associated with it.
Frankly i want to see one of these frauds jailed to limit the future pool of bullshit.
Posted by: JEM at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (j6XEO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (ZkxsK)
Posted by: Senator Gillibrand at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (k2d6x)
Here it is, Cruz speaking of the 2016 Chicago rally and the violence perpetrated against Trump supporters:
Senator Ted Cruz of Texas said, "When you have a campaign that affirmatively encourages violence, you create an environment that only encourages that sort of nasty discourse."
Good job, Cruz, on helping create the environment that gets you chased out a restaurant.
Cruz said that a couple of weeks after it became known that Mr. Rep. Jan Schakowsky (criminal and former inmate) Robert Creamer was hiring and organizing protests at Trump rallies. Which I always thought was illegal, but since nothing came of it, I guess I was wrong.
That was the day I became a Trump supporter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (HaL55)
Too much?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)
****
Nope. Seems a sane, sensible and rational approach to the left at this point. certainly a hell of a lot more sane than the left's approach to anything
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (5TrvA)
Regarding the rapid response of the Crazy Progressives to a Republican target dining at a restaurant:
I wonder if Progs at the restaurants are checking the reservation
list. That would provide time to assemble a group of crazies at the
right place time.
Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2018 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
---------------------------------
The family of Soros Organizations are getting quite efficient at ruining the dinners of conservative diners who just happen to also work for, or are associated with, President Trump.
This fine display of organization skills, from the money people to the foot soldiers on the ground, needs to be recognized for what it is.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)
I WANT HEADS ON PIKES!!! LET THE BURNINGS COMMENCE!!!
Too much?
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:46 PM (YV7PK)
****
Nope.
Seems a sane, sensible and rational approach to the left at this point.
certainly a hell of a lot more sane than the left's approach to
anything
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 25, 2018 09:48 PM (5TrvA)
So, we are good with simple pussy pinching again, right?
Posted by: Billy Bush at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (UsCnO)
here's their email http://www.fioladc.com/reservations/
Give them hell, nicely. I'm just gonna say I'll never eat there when I visit DC unless they address this issue.
Posted by: Farmer
They're already screening Yelp. I'm gonna wait a couple of weeks, go there for dinner, take pix of everything, and then really lay into them. It's fargin war, y'all.
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 09:49 PM (jlHSA)
Right after tomorrow afternoon's nap!
Posted by: AG Sessionzzz at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (hyuyC)
aha ! RuSU. Confess, heathen! WHo are you working for ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)
Ya gonna replate it first or just find a cockroach?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (1g7ch)
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM (kQs4Y)
-------------------------------
Late to the party, and probably will be willowed, but I recommend Clayton as the name.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2018 09:52 PM (+F0Wk)
For those who don't believe such a thing as a $15K gold vibrator exists, it's the Lelo Inez. It exists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (lufB/)
May you be bragging, not complaining. And pray for an American resurgence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (O681L)
Even rational people that should know better have lost any sense of priorities these days!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 09:47 PM (n9EOP)
I wanted a fighter. Actually, I wanted frigging Patton. I wanted a madman who would have done exactly what trump is doing. I'm not big on decorum, none of that means anything to me. I didn't care if the dude walked into the oval office wearing coveralls and a wife beater, but if he could pick up the phone, call the leader of iran and say hey achnod, fucking blow me. Thats the dude I wanted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (CDGwz)
There is no fucking way Cruz loses. No fucking way.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)
Well, accidentally swapping some vowels around and watching Ikiru instead isn't exactly the feel-good popcorn flick of the summer either, man.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)
"How can I tell if my dog is liberal?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)
Still isn't housebroken and he's 35.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (DMUuz)
Yup. Gondola no ura......sigh.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)
Sleeps all day, complains about the chow, refuses to pick up after itself, tells the cat to chase the squirrels.
Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (YV7PK)
Just walk away......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 09:50 PM (l9m7l)
Hey, at least it has a happy ending.
Posted by: Methos at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (XQvuQ)
CEO's of NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CBS, and NPR are arrayed on the spikes of
the fence in front of the White House.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (CDGwz)
Severed hands nailed to the doors of the Senate.
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (sXefu)
Names of previous cars include Quasimotor and Ludgar the War Wolf.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:40 PM
Bonwolf the Magnificent?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (ZkxsK)
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:51 PM (Ras6A)
Ya gonna replate it first or just find a cockroach?
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Nah, neither. It's so cray expensive that all they need is some heavy "meh" treatment. The oxen are slow, but the Earth is patient.
For absolute f'reals -- I have been a longtime lurker, an armchair QB. I'm pissed AF. It's one thing for the 'party of civil liberties' to subvert them. This is all a bridge too far and I'm spitting on my hands.
Posted by: That's MISS Lurkalicious to you, Moron at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (Ras6A)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:53 PM (feaxc)
If it cannot fuck it or eat it does it piss on it?
Not liberal.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (1g7ch)
Isn't 'having' to believe someone, because of their sex, the very definition of SEXIST?
Posted by: Prisoner Number 7, formerly known as Don Q, Big bad Wolf, and Romeo13 at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (bUjCl)
great. The boy spawn outgrew it. Literally could barely fit in the
car and not comfortable. We got a bigger awd Chrysler and
hubbymayhem took over the Subaru. .
Went to a memorial service at the cemetery and pappymayhem
collapsed. 911 is called, responders arrive pappy refuses transport
to hospital. They ask if he is sure yes yes go away. Lady smiles and
suddenly everyone is moving quickly. They have another call, car wreck
gotta go. 20 minutes later the boy spawn arrives with my cousin.
Hands behind his back. Odd. Cousin says first you need to know everyone
is all right. Spawn shift, blood on his arm. Turns out hubbymayhem
And the two Spawn were the car wreck.
I drove hubby, and both spawn to the hospital while brother thing 2
drove pappy CT scans for all of them. My Subaru rolled down a steep
hill and landed upside down. Boy spawn had a minor cut from broken
glass, girl unharmed, hubby bruised up. Car totalled. But, the
wrecker dropped it in the wrong place and we needed to move it. Hubby
says got to have someone pull it, I said turn the key and see if the
bitch starts. Hit the key, booms damn thing fired right up. Subaru is
def on my short list for next car!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2018 09:02 PM (myjNJ)
So sorry, madammayhem. My car got wrecked Sunday. I may be looking for a new car too.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (imSgd)
Palpatine #810: 801. Let's see - doesn't have a job, depends on others for food & water & shelter, sleeps most of the day. Tears shit up. Yup. Dogs are libs.
All dogs have jobs. The best ones have real jobs. Defend you from enemies, loyal to the last, never betray you. Doesn't sound like libs to me.
I miss my doggeh
Posted by: mindful webworker - sameas dullmoonmindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM
You try getting a bathroom break outta him ...
Posted by: Bronies at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (DMUuz)
I wanted a fighter. Actually, I wanted frigging Patton. I wanted a madman who would have done exactly what trump is doing. I'm not big on decorum, none of that means anything to me. I didn't care if the dude walked into the oval office wearing coveralls and a wife beater, but if he could pick up the phone, call the leader of iran and say hey achnod, fucking blow me. Thats the dude I wanted.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)
Yep! Same here.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (sdi6R)
the Pinochet option though. Not sure what turned in me but this has been
just appalling.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 09:56 PM (YV7PK)
Reconsidering? Hell, I'm thinking about taking chopper flying lessons.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (feaxc)
=
that's not good. you ok though ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: mindful webworks - when it all goes haywire at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Some Jackass at September 25, 2018 09:55 PM (sXefu)
Dog or people years?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (I7cIZ)
Whoa! That's hot.
Posted by: Margins at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (5jVnA)
Parse that one out.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:57 PM (bUjCl)
******************
Crap... what's wrong with GA?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (lufB/)
Ha!
Posted by: Ran at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)
redbanzai: just FYI, I'm very happy with my 2016 Hyundai Accent Hatchback... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (feaxc)
Is it big enough for car seats and hauling?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
That is a FANTASTIC movie. Watch 'Ran' after it. You'll be twice as chipper.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (YV7PK)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)
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Honey badger
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (hECVl)
Too much?
Sir-
May we discuss a certain matter of mutual interest?
Posted by: Miklos, tzampotli fancier at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (3CFdj)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)
I wondered that myself, but then Trump don't really strike me as a pet owner.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (feaxc)
And Texas has been at the tip of the spear recently for tightening up the voting process. Illegal voting is getting harder and Texas (with others) have won their battles in court WRT election Law and voter ID. The margin of fraud is getting more difficult to attain.
Another reminder to voters: All elections are local, but local elections impact the nation. It's easy to overlook that thinking State and local elections are weak sisters to the national elections. They aren't. The ripple effect is real and has to be maintained. Get your own house in order so that you can clean up the neighborhood.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (6eEQ+)
As for Cruz (and Kavanaugh), Newt Gingrich has it right in an opinion piece at FOX today:
"There are no clever alternatives. There are only victory or defeat now,"
Posted by: strawdog at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Clutch at September 25, 2018 09:59 PM (I7cIZ)
Mine's fine all up in the engine-part (2009 2.5L EJ25). No problems there. I just have to keep a couple of milk crates full of spare throwout bearings in the back just in case.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (hECVl)
Tied according to another poll; hard to say, but her competitiveness in a place like Georgia, at that level is curious. Atlanta pull ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
Oh no he didn't!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (lCWBk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (9Om/r)
Supposedly, he considers them unclean and wants nothing to do with them.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (Pe/Hn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
I am 5' 8", I'll have you know.
Posted by: Adam Schitff at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2018 10:00 PM (tPFB+)
Mushroom headed trouser snake
Posted by: REDACTED at September 25, 2018 10:03 PM (+g41/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 10:02 PM (yQpMk)
A long necked Min-pin can look like one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (lCWBk)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (lufB/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (9Om/r)
Everybody wants the glory jobs.
Somebody has to make sure the woodchippers are spinning. The lights are up to show the target circles.
I'll be that guy. No shame in doing a simple job well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)
I wanted someone to upend the tables, trash the place, grab shit by the front hole, and get shit done. That and he was the only one I had confidence that could take down clinton and the traitorous GOPe. I am beyond pleased, and every new day in the era of Trump is a blessing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (8kQyI)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (brIR5)
Somebody has to make sure the woodchippers are spinning. The lights are up to show the target circles.
I'll be that guy. No shame in doing a simple job well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:04 PM (DUqif)
What's the point of instituting a brutal dictatorship if you don't get to be Stalin?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (jlHSA)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (YV7PK)
Velociraptors.
Can't wait until he releases them upon Pelosi's Flying Monkeys.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (6eEQ+)
=
that's not good. you ok though ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 09:58 PM (bUjCl)
Everyone is (mostly) fine and I wasn't in the car at the time. My 23 year old son went to the grocery store for me (or at least tried to). Some maniac ran a red light and t-boned him. He spun into another car and then the maniac hit that car too. He got bruises and a sore neck and elbow. No one else was injured. My car is so crunched on three sides though and ALL the air bags deployed.
Granddaughter 9 months was crying to go with her uncle to the store and I am SO glad I didn't send her. Her car seat got crunched too.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: mindful webworks - heraldicallishly at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (5LFjM)
Abrams may win Georgia Governor;s race. According to latest polls....
I've seen her name in about 5-10 different yards around central Savannah, no one else's. But that doesn't say squat because it's kind of virtue signaling - leftist central here, and any other name would get you vandalized or worse. I'd say I see fewer of her name than I saw of obama's.
Posted by: bananadream at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (jlHSA)
Just the simple satisfaction of a job needed done, done well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 10:08 PM (DUqif)
Posted by: Rex B at September 25, 2018 10:05 PM (8kQyI)
You had one job.
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 10:09 PM (sdi6R)
Reasonable Home price attraction
Progtard invasion.
Hollywood studio relocation.
"Black Lives Matter" infection.
Atlanta.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CZWkx)
Reasonable Home price attraction
Progtard invasion.
Hollywood studio relocation.
"Black Lives Matter" infection.
Atlanta.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 10:10 PM (CZWkx)
Or just politically motivated push polling.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:06 PM (imSgd)
what a miracle she was not in the car.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 10:11 PM (bUjCl)
God is very good. It is also a miracle son wasn't hurt worse. I am sad about my car but I am blessed that is all I have to be sad about.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 10:13 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 25, 2018 10:25 PM (VyJuA)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2018 10:31 PM (8snNp)
320 I now have a spankin' new Lesbaru.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Eris at September 25, 2018 08:30 PM (kQs4Y)
they are fun to drive
whatcha get?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 25, 2018 08:38 PM (dMvl+)
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