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Creepy Porn Lawyer Denies 4Chan Prank Claim But Does Not Disprove the Anonymous Allegation Made Against Him So He's Guilty As Fuck

Here's the problem with his denial, though: he's a scumbag.



Well, we'll see.

He claims he just locked his account due to "Trump trolls."

Wait, he didn't already have those?

In the meantime, though, Democrats are keeping their distance from him.

And if Democrats, who are all scumbags -- Chuck Schumer has declared that the presumption of innocence is now a dead-letter -- are keeping their distance from a fellow scumbag -- he must be a very scummy scumbag indeed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:42 PM




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1 Cream and pond scum ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:46 PM (AoK0a)

2 Trump trolls rule.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

3 Eh, it's a living.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:47 PM (sXefu)

4 Not to mention, we're still waiting for the 100% credible witness ... whether he locked his account or not.

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at September 25, 2018 06:48 PM (AoK0a)

5 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Posted by: Pj at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

6
Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

7 4chan getting Avenatti is waaaay more plausible than the Ford slut, never mind whatever whackjob smear he was actually pushing.

Let the denials speing forth. Calling 4chan liars invites hilarious and painful retribution.

Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (Mgabo)

8 Psychotics need representation too, you know!

Posted by: M. Avenatti,Esq - Monetizing Insanity One Bimbo At A Time at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (CZWkx)

9 Avenatti/Ramirez 2020

Trump is toast.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)

10 Nobody calling NOOD?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)

I DID !!

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

11 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)

12 He might have gotten away with the denial but by locking his twitter account he pretty much admitted that he got punked.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JUOKG)

13

Really, it's much better for us if Avenatti was not trolled and is actually going ahead with his outrageous slander.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

15
This guy makes Joe Tacopina and Bruce Cutler look like Dershowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

16 I have a feeling this Avenetti guy is going to get me re-elected.

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (suJ2l)

17 7. Yup. The chantards lurv it when normiefagz try to stop in. It always works out well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

18 Nobody calling NOOD?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (/9p9e)


I'm pretty much nude.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (sXefu)

19 Reports that I have moved Thursday's hearing to Friday are wrong, I have scheduled the committee vote on Friday.

Posted by: Sen Badass Grassley at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (xWzjc)

20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)

21

Indeed, if Avenatti was duped, it actually reinforces the legitimacy of the other 2 false accusers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (vjy0I)

22 He'd be better off going with duped because the alternatives are:

1) I made it up whole cloth
2) I was so stupid I misunderstood something then blared it all over the internet.
3) someone misled me

Which of these three options is the less shameful and humiliating, Creepy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (39g3+)

23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (CZWkx)

24 Willowed:

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

Probably look for another victim group angle and exploit that line of attack. After forming themselves from mutually hostile victim identity groups, picking the go-to group for the attack seems to be the extent of the playbook. I cannot see them using the patriotic "we are all Americans" play at this date. So - it will be a call for attacks on gays and others of sexual roulette, or Latinos, or Blacks. I do not see it on Asians - no one will believe their support of Asians at this time.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)

25 regardless of whether it was the 4chan "fags" (a "cute" nickname they apparently all call each other), they did seem to show exactly how such a schmuck looking for smut could be (and probably was) played.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Cus5s)

26 Once again... they really will not like the rules they are forcing upon us.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (NgKpN)

27 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (Ldr3U)

28 Rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)

29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

30 Knock, Knock.

Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

31 Proceeding with a knowingly false media campaign could lose him his law license, couldn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)

32 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

33 These 'people' are traitors. They deserve the harshest penalty available.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (zLDYs)

34 My pole is small and insignificant!

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (v1udk)

35 24 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (0QYMt)


No matter what, I think most decent Americans have had it up to here (pointing at my eyebrows) with the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (/9p9e)

36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

37 Categorical denial is proof of guilt according to Democrats, so since he is their ally it is time to declare his guilt before all time and proceed to the execution.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (0QYMt)

38 Yes, I know why lawyers wear ties!!! So fuck you!!!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (jDF8P)

39 >> I'm pretty much nude.
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer

Hey, CPL, you up for a cuck/bi/pegging scene with Stormy and male talent of your choice?

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (PMKe/)

40 What does it take to get lawyers like this disbarred? Sheesh!

Maybe he needs to take that Comey legal ethics class. (The words Comey, legal, and ethics do not belong in the same sentence in any sane world.)

Posted by: JTB at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (V+03K)

41
Think About It: Fake News (even my local fake news) has been hyping Avenatti's "3rd accuser" for days.

This makes them all look disgusting.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (vjy0I)

42 29 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.

Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)


He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

43 Willowed:

Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (Ri0Ku)

44 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/8RAd)

45 36 The Democrats' problem with Creepy Porn Lawyers is not that he's a scumbag, it's that he failed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (yQpMk)


Can't wait for him to announce is 2020 candidacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)

46 Again. Screw Fox.---
Enemies foreign.
And domestic.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (CZWkx)

47 Who in his right mind would believe the rape gang story ?

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

48 So s he gonna bring out the "victim" or not?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

49 It's not what you say, it's what you are talking about. Let's keep talking about CPL.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (6HWvp)

50 love the headline, ace.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)

51 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.



Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted by one of the
usual suspects on another website, didn't bother investigating. What
were a group of people laughing at that wasn't Trump? Koi Pond II,
Electric Fishaloo, I assume.


Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


---

I saw the unedited video earlier. They were laughing at a joke Trump made about the economy.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (JUOKG)

52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

53 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)

55 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)

yes.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)

57 Deets, please. Saw something regarding that posted
by one of the usual suspects on another website, didn't bother
investigating. What were a group of people laughing at that wasn't
Trump? Koi Pond II, Electric Fishaloo, I assume.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM (HtLSE)

Nothingburger, unless Fox doctored it to make it look bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00l9v1mU8E0

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (5jVnA)

58 50 love the headline, ace.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (1YQLC)


Guilt is a Jewish thing. Fuck, about 50/50 at best.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (/9p9e)

59 http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/historic/perspectives/CliffsVictory/scan0066.jpg

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

61 He knocked it out of the park. Again. Screw Fox.

"You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I laugh. It helps the pain-level ignorance cringes dissipate.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (HtLSE)

62 avanetti argues like a mean girl, his words have no meaning. They're just vague attempts to make mean comments about your shoes.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (Ejm4y)

63 My head looks like one of Stormy's tits!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (v1udk)

64 56 since presumption of innocence is dead, GOP needs to start accusing the few, semi males remaining who are important to these aging, bitter spinsters who are pushing this shit of rape and force them to swallow a bitter pill.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (Ejm4y)


Open the books on the Senate fund that pays off sexual abuse or harassment claims.

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (NgKpN)

65 30
Knock, Knock.


Posted by: Four Deer at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

Don't answer, the deer are Demos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (UsCnO)

66 Demunists plan FUBAR because one good man stood his ground.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (8yq6P)

67 Michael J. Avenatti Esq.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:52 PM


I see that and think Michigan J. Frog, Esq.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)

68 They're all in bed together, the Dems and their friends, greased up and ready to go.

Posted by: Caliban at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

69 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.

It seems like an obvious precaution to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

70 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)

72 54 Since when did pimps take the title of Esquire?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (Ldr3U)


*sound of Antonia Fargas pulling up in gold metal flake El Dorado and whipping out the jammy*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)

73 Avenatti isn't just a scumbag, he's an incredibly stupid scumbag. His (soon to be) ex-wife is SMOKING hot; how he effed that up... I'd love to get her take on the guy. As I was un-clipping her stocking from her garter-belt.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (ty7RM)

74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)

75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ri0Ku)

76 This is only Tuesday?
This day has been three days long.

Posted by: Frank Lee at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (oYD2h)

77 Creepy? Not at all.

I would have fucked him in high school. Because he's a WINNER!

Not like that LOSER Brett Kavanaugh who was a VIRGIN in high school and college!

What a crying pussy!

Posted by: Martha MacCallum at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (DuAZ5)

78 Week ago Sunday, cheap two star rated movie with The Rock. He gets outta jail, needs to kill everyone who screwed with his robbery gang. Billy Bob Thornton plays heroin shooting detective (but trying to be a good dad) hunting him down and trying to figure out why he's killing person A, person B, etc.


Did I say it was rated two stars?


Anyways, Bill Bob is going thru the first two victims to a colleague. " Let's see. First guy was a telemarketer. Second guy was a registered sex offender. Jesus. Who's next? A lawyer?"


Still makes me laugh.


No offense to you lawyers out there.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (q1VoB)

79 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

*puffs cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ldr3U)

80 Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

81 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (r9UYA)

82 71 I would love to sit in on some Dem bigwig meetings, hear them lately.

"waht the living F**K this used to work all the time? What is going on lately???"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (39g3+)


Envision Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, looking back at the 4 smoldering hulks that used to be aircraft carriers in early June 1942...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

83 75 >>>>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at
the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.
They skipped the middle part of it.
~~~~~

They laughed after PDT said that his administration had accomplished more than almost any administration in history in under two years.

He said, "That's not the reaction I expected, but that's okay."

===========

those assholes loved the commie from venezuela who hated on boosh the open bordered.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (Ejm4y)

84 They may have been laughing at him, however, their butts were puckered up like they were coated with alum.

He had a hickory bat and was hitting home runs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (jcSzd)

85 I hang our in Strip Clubs and Emergency Room Lobbies!

Posted by: Avenatti's Flacid Legal Mind at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (v1udk)

86 55
This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.

Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)
I loved that movie. Romantic and sexy all at the same time.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

87 What do you get when you shove an avocado up a parrots ass?
Squawkamoli!

Now, what do you get when you shove an avocado up a lawyer's ass?

A filthy avocado you wouldn't shove up a parrots ass.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Eye Patches' Biden at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (ko+dd)

88
If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (vjy0I)

89 WHO'S CLIP-CLAPPING ON MY BRIDGE?

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (gg7dk)

90 Oh, so Creepy Porn Lawyer denied it. I believe him...not!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Suck on it douchebag.

Posted by: Timon at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (eiZez)

91 There is not one democrat pol of honor or integrity.

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (8yq6P)

92 CPL is a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

93 1. held in bedroom
2. held down in bedroom
3. showed a penis
4. ran rape gangs but was virgin

he is a fukn evil genius mastermind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)


A real White Boy Brett.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

94 74 J.J. Catholic Guilt is right there with you.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (GHwQU)


So, Kavanaugh's guilty?!


/sarc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)

95 As I complained earlier today, I am really surprised that Grassley doesn't Executive Meeting on the calendar ever day for the next two weeks. He can always cancel them.
It seems like an obvious precaution to me.
~~~~~

Friday. See my #43

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Ri0Ku)

96 "You just get all your news from Fox!" - idiot in my office.

I love it when people bust that out. No, sweetie, unlike you, I don't get my news from a TV program.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (39g3+)

97 Is Jeff Flake the ghey ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)

98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)

99 someone earlier quoted VDH on how Obama did fundamentally change us by balkanizing us.

I kinda disagree ... at least in that it was not broad enough to be "fundamentally change". He set the script for "The Narrative" which the mSM has crammed down the throat of their faithful viewers ... but what percentage of America is that, really?

Fundamental America still works/drinks/plays together ... we have our districts, and on the elite social level there is balkanization in theory ... but I don't believe the "Fundamental American" is buying into this Ford crap ... I'd guess most thing it is a coordinated vile and disgusting lie.

Maybe I'm too Pollyanna like? ME? no, I just think the majority is getting more and more fed up with the old guard mafia's attempts to overthrow Americana.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (Cus5s)

100 Any catfish in here. I was told there was are were catfish.

Posted by: Andy Griffith at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (zzVCv)

101 Grassley on Twitter just now:

Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford & Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order
Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM

Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2NqXo)

102 52 Anyone up for a Cleveland Steamer?


Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 06:50 PM (Tyii7)


Like Cliffs Victory?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

Nothing like Great Lakes freighter human r to make my day!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (2ha2i)

103 I steal my mom's waitressing tips and sell loosies to addicts at the park restrooms.

Posted by: Gamerass at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (v1udk)

104
Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

105 The Democrat Party - where the squirrel fodder find a safe space.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (BjF7B)

106

Shuck Fumer is a despicable POS. In a sane world, he wouldn't be in office next month for refusing to honor his oath of office and admitting that he has no intention of protecting or defending the Constitution.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)

107 Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth.

Where may we find such exemplars, you ask?

Those with the strength of ten, because their hearts are pure, you ask?

"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered."

-- quote from The New York Magazine's 'Daily Intelligencer''s profile on David Hogg.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (ctuyM)

108 >>Some stupid "room mate" of Kavanaughs at Yale says Ramirez is probably right about Kav and he was probably capable of the "attack" because he was a drunk. He then says in the letter that he won't talk to anyone more about it... Nice..



It was all to pressure Kav into withdrawing.
As Obama used to say, "Don't call myour bluff!!"


Ha! Scurrying when they think they'll have to stand by their lies...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (W+vEI)

109 Tucker has drawn a line in the sand, knocking CPL's dick in the dirt on national TV.

It will be interesting to see just how far the rest of the FOX "conservative" lineup will go to defend their beliefs over their paychecks.


Looking at you , Sean "Muh Advertisers!!" Hannity.


St. Laura of the Immaculate Deception? Meh...

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (CZWkx)

110 >>Off topic but Fox just edited the video at

the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump.

They skipped the middle part of it.

Then they were dead silent when he said ALL funding would stop to countries that are not our ally's.

Fox is shit.

Posted by: Allahpenis at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

111 Moving with the speed of a glacier on this Kavanaugh nomination is a master stroke of genius.


I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

112 Humor. Screw you you cucumber pos

Posted by: FtWorthMike at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (2ha2i)

113 off ghey sock

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

114 If the Ramirez fake story broke first and only, it would've been far more damaging to Kavanaugh, I think.

Its really weak. I kinda hazy remember playing a game, but I was so drunk I was passing out and there was a weenie in my face, but Kavanaugh was near and it looked like he was pulling up his pants.

That's it? That's your story? Was that worth confessing your dildo drinking games from college?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (39g3+)

115 and for you fellas..and for the ladies who have men or boys in your life you care about:

they did this to some maybe-too-decent but undeniably a good guy, Brett Kavanaugh.

Not all of us will have dozens of women from every stage in our life come and defend us when we're the next victim of left sexual show trials.

better stop it now.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (Ejm4y)

116 98 I really hate to wait till Tuesday.. You know they will find a new victim
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)


I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)

117 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (0QYMt)

----------------

WTAF is so hard about using tinyurl or bitly?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 07:01 PM (I16G8)

118 60 I want to take a page out of Inglorius Bastards and carve a big L on all these fuckers foreheads.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 06:56 PM (GHwQU)

oh oh can we do C on the neverstrumpers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

119 Wow. Those goal posts got moved into the next conference.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (Z9C5C)

120 Friday. See my #43


Yeah, I linked it on the earlier thread. But why not Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue, etc?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

123 Algonquin Calhoun looks down in tears at what his once noble profession has become.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xzqr4)

124 Esquire? Like the magazine?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (JUOKG)

125 70
Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.


Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?

And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

126 At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered.

I rather expect he's not tempted by girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (39g3+)

127

"Complete nonsense. Never happened. None of it is true."



Know you know how the Kavanaugh family feels.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (HaL55)

128 121 I hope they do. At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Lucille Ball?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)


A clown show.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

129 If Avenatti ends up hurting the Dems in some way, he's going down big time. Count on it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

130 20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.
______________

Great, that means he and Ellison need to resign immediately and forfeit their government pensions.

The Dims' new rules: Accused = Guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (fqUgw)

131 Trump was being Trump at the UN -- being a cheerleader for the USA. Which I consider for a President? Job #1. They laughed at him.

Cut their funds off and next time they'll be giving him a standing O.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

I think he already did cut quite a a bit.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (M+Lyo)

132

Anita Hill's story was weak, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)

133 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Does that include lying about military service and Stolen Valor?

Posted by: Joshua's dad
__________

Republicans do that kind of lying all the time. That's just who they are.

Any Republican lawyer who lies about this should be disbarred immediately. No exceptions.

Posted by: Col. Dick "The Hero of Hamburger Hill" Blumenthal at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (9vQJW)

134 One note on Fox and the Cruise Ship Class in general: because Fox is peopled with lefties, recirculates things off the the oligopoly of the wires instead of doing independent research (lazy as fuck), and clings to the latest and greatest lines of lefty discussion anymore, it means that even without Shemp being a useless ManJezebel that dishonesty and bent first principles are baked into the cake.

It's why the crew of the NeverTramp Steamer come by their dishonesty so honestly. They're used to arguing quasi-conservative opinions from flawed first principles after having accepted them. This makes them (a) intrinsically lefty, (b) intrinsically dishonest, and (c) aware of it.

Tried to explain to a brit acquaintance once that any conservatism in media is Euro-style/Daily Mail rightism and incidental - with those churning the presses regarding it as boob bait for bubbas and stifling what is genuine in the process...

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (HtLSE)

135 132 Anita Hill's story was weak, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (vjy0I)


When she testified in front of Arlen Specter, he sliced her into ribbons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (/9p9e)

136 "Murkowski told me her response to CNN was "perhaps somewhat flip" and
she's not calling for the FBI to investigate. She says the committee is
investigating and she wishes Sen. Grassley released more info about
that."
from reporter

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (xPl2J)

137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

138 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!

Well, to be fair he said in a nominee hearing there's no standard of presuming innocence, which is pretty accurate. Its just fact finding, not a court proceeding. However, any decent, reasonable human being expects convincing proof and evidence before concluding wrongdoing, no matter what the setting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (39g3+)

139
Lucy Vitameatavegamin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwkzNclZR4s

Posted by: Kink.com Casting Dept. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (PMKe/)

140 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI Investigation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

Sounds like she may be courting a buyer.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (Ldr3U)

141
At that point it will become "Vita-Veda-Vegamin."

Oh, won't you come with me
And a-take my hand?
Oh, won't you come with me
And a-walk this land?
Please take my hand

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

142
btw, lol @ China

China had better realize there are plenty of Orientals in the sea.

President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)

143 First attorney to get Avennati to dig a suitably-sized hole and sunset him - in minecraft, of course - will be spared.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

144
EWErickson???
AHAHAHAHAHA
*holds nose*
"Zeriously, pipple. Trumbp sumpporters threatened mby WIFE."
" I habve cried mbyself to sleep every night since!"
*Giant Nasal Sniffle**snort*
*wheeze*

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (CZWkx)

145 137 Avenatti should get a job as a mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:04 PM (MIvRT)

He can break out the assless chaps and go be a football queerleader.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

146
China is stupid if they think they're the only East Asians who produce Cheap Crap.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (vjy0I)

147 Am I the only one who took until today to realize that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself into the Kavanaugh shambles?

It's too improbable.

Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fuK7c)

148 142. Yup. And we and the Rice-Irish have, let us say, a shared history.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)

149 Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)



Not in my pantry.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (jcSzd)

150 rhenningantx, Nope, they get an FU. You can never take it off.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM (GHwQU)

151 "Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth."

Ready.

Posted by: Skynet at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (0QYMt)

152 Meanwhile Alison Geroi, the er, female who hunted up info on the DHS secretary to harass her in public is whining. "Rod Rosenstein wasn't fired yesterday, but I sure was! I could use some help"

She has a GoFundMe, naturally. To pay for what, I have no idea. Those cute shoes she saw on fifth avenue, probably.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (39g3+)

153 I believe him plus, I think bald men are handsome.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALLAHPUNDIT IS HOMOSEXUAL AND IT IS IMPLIED THAT AVENATTI RESEMBLES A PENIS, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE LIKES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM (HtLSE)

154 Murkowski NOT calling for FBI investigation.


https://tinyurl.com/yc9c34ob

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (MAstk)

155 Am I the only one who took until today to realize
that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself
into the Kavanaugh shambles?



It's too improbable.



Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM

---

Because the dems thought that he had thrown them a life line and hoped he would pull them out of the very deep hole that they had dug.


Turns out he was a fraud for the 17th time since Trump got elected. They should have known better but they refuse to learn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

156 "Lisa".
"yes, Mitch?"
"you know, Anwar is just a concept, right? Not actually a producing oil field that will generate billions in tax money to be disbursed among every Alaskan citizen, right? Right now, it is just more of a theory."

"Wait, Mitch, wut?"

"Or put another way, if Congress has to spend the time with another FBI investigation, we will simply not have any time, until your re-election year, to get around to passing those laws to allow construction workers onto Anwar federal land."


"Do you hear what I'm sayin', Lisa?"
"Oh, yes I do, Mitch, and you are right, what was I thinking?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

157 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

-------------

What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)

158

What's this?

Fake News CNN's manu raju lied??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (vjy0I)

159 23 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent!
_______________

20 years or so ago, I saw Chuck Schumer at a gas station when I stopped to fill my tank. He stuck his hands down my pants, then told me if I ever told anybody what he'd done, he'd slit my throat from ear to ear!

And I will testify to that, but not under oath and not in front of cameras and only if I get to choose the questioner and the senate provides me with a comfy space where I can feel "safe."


Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (fqUgw)

160 141 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)


Inna Gadda Da Vida Veda Vegamin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)

161 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P)


kakisto is a Juggalo?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (9qZ3S)

162 Yeah, the UN assholes had their little laugh but were screwed when their funding went ByeBye

Laugh now Mf"s

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GHwQU)

163 President Trump agreed to a new trade deal....with South Korea.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 25, 2018 07:05 PM (vjy0I)


One on one trade deals make it harder to hide the graft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (0QYMt)

164 Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

Well he had quite the story of Kav and friend Judge and drunken drug and sex ring...Oh and yesterday he mocked Kav for saying he was a virgin in HS and asked about oral sex and other charming things.. He was super confident that his "victim" was actually gonna press charges in MD.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

165 McConnell:

I believe he will be confirmed, yes

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (MAstk)

166 Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

167 161
Big, if true. I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

168

I like bag scum! Also bag smegma, bag sweat, bag drip and bag rash!

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (ejdGR)

169 In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.
Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?
And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)

So that fat fuk movie guy tweet why cant we have good rulers and beers like EU??

so the are 6k micro brews in EU
the are over 6500 in US


Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

170 If the left wing takes over the courts, this country won't be worth the price Cocaine Mitch is asking China.

So, in the short term, he's a patriot.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (suJ2l)

171
Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM


Way to seize the 1st trombone Chuck.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (TAmPV)

172 I believe

Not that reassuring

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (O2RFr)

173 Well the Flyers' mascot looks like Cousin It bombed out on bath salts.. so maybe?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (BjF7B)

174 >>Am I the only one who took until today to realize that the creepy porn lawyer from Stormy Daniels had insinuated himself into the Kavanaugh shambles?

It's too improbable.



Not really. Prior to law school he spent years (the 90's) doing oppo research for...Rahm Emanuel and the Clintons.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (W+vEI)

175 Kai did it.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (k2d6x)

176 171
Judic Cmte noticed POTENTIAL exec mtg for Friday. Still taking this 1 step at a time. After hrg Dr Ford Judge Kavanaugh's testimony-- if we're ready to vote, we will vote. If we aren't ready, we won't. Cmte rules normally require 3 days notice so we're following regular order

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 06:54 PM


Way to seize the 1st trombone Chuck.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (TAmPV)


Corker said confirmed by Saturday. Chill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2018 07:11 PM (/9p9e)

177 Mikey NTH

Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a clue.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (g1guD)

178 Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?

...because the entire left is engaged in an Andy Kaufman routine, but serious about it, and the GOP are put off by the batfuck insanity, as designed?

Not only that, but some Dem bubbas actually believe Avenatti is a herald of strength of character. See, he's crass like Trump but secretly of unimpeachable moral fiber, because... he's white-knighting... a porn star? Or something. Really.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (HtLSE)

179 151 "Clearly, we need a better, purer class of public servant, ones who are not tempted by feminine flesh in their youth."

_______________

The Catholic church once thought the same thing.

Didn't work out too well for them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fqUgw)

180 Oh and yesterday he mocked Kav for saying he was a virgin in HS and asked about oral sex and other charming things.. He was super confident that his "victim" was actually gonna press charges in MD.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

Clinton said eatin aint cheatin!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

181 The Senate Judiciary Committee can hardly be expected to go forward with a vote next week on Judge Kavanaugh after President Trump's disgraceful attack on China at the United Nations today.

We must postpone any further proceedings on the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court until after President Trump has apologized to China and resolved all outstanding economic issues between our two countries to the satisfaction of Chairman Xi.

Posted by: Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif.) at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (DuAZ5)

182 I saw Boob Bait for Bubbas open for Thunder Buns at the Apollo in '97.

Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (Z9C5C)

183 Update for those that were around Sunday during the food porn-

"Mr. Shakey" had surgery to repair the break. Should get biopsy results tomorrow. That is expected to be bad. The surgery went well.

I want to extend my thanks to every moron that gave a prayer or at least hope for his well being. His daughter thanked me today for "all the prayers" and they don't even know about all of y'all. Kinda like Ace's illegitimate love/hate children.

Thank you all.

comment 122 in Sunday food porn. don't comment on old threads.

Posted by: weirdflunky at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fQwil)

184 125 70
Bad news morons. Apparently there IS a shortage of bourbon.



Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 06:57 PM (3HNOQ)

In Communist and Socialist countries, there IS a shortage of bourbon.
In America, there is always bourbon, except the price may rise.


Do you realize that very few high school students have any idea what I am talking about, and it isn't bourbon?

And THAT is the same reason why the left is getting away with so much chit on TV. Lack of basic education.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (UsCnO)


Thanks for the reminder, have to run to the store!

Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

185 What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.

Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)
.............

then after she votes build her an igloo

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (gg7dk)

186 This has turned into a Dark Carnival of Clusterfuckery for the donks.
Posted by: kakisto at September 25, 2018 06:55 PM (8yq6P

American Horror Story predicted this.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

187 >>Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?




There's the open letter he wrote to Grassley with a list of demands, including detailed questions that Kavanaugh must answer (re: his drugging and gang-raping activities). Also demanded Kav withdraw. Ooops.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

188 157 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

-------------

What new tax payer funded gift did she get? Sounds like she is halfway there now, so lets give her the Official Murkowski Tundra Museum and secure this vote.
Posted by: William Eaton at September 25, 2018 07:09 PM (MuTTO)



An extra 8-ball for the weekend?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (zRwJ/)

189 Strassel

1) Important: Sources tell me that Senate Judiciary staff have now asked Deborah Ramirez, through her attorneys, to provide a statement or any corroborating evidence on five separate occasions. Each time, declined.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (MAstk)

190 American Horror Story predicted this.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

I hate that steaming pile of gay dogshit show.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

191 The only thing I would have liked in PDT's speech is I wish he would have included Hungary in his support as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (GHwQU)

192 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 07:06 PM

I don't think they expected it to go on so long that other clowns would crash their circus. The lesson of Occupy is: Don't. Do not linger in one spot too long or your message is lost in the chorus of all the freaks coming out and using your platform. By lingering so long they are losing control of the microphone to the True Freaks.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (0QYMt)

193 Alot of funny responses in this Adam Baldwin twitter thread using Dems' standards of evidence against the PL...
https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/

1044687516597514241

Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (Evws/)

194 Creepy Porn Lawyer Avenatti denies it?

That's what guilty people do.

Posted by: OCBill at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (df+Zi)

195 I really don't think that it takes a lot of arm twisting to get Republicans to vote for Supreme Court nominees. It used to be more or less a formality, a presumption that the nominee was going to do the job well regardless of party.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (39g3+)

196 166
Well, if the Porn Lawyer is smart, there's no paper trail leading back to him. So no harm no foul, I guess?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:10 PM (GBteo)

That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)

197 Ford and Rmairez are making Crystal Magnum seem believable

Inconceivable

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (BjF7B)

198 Mikey NTH

Here's a dollar.
Go buy yourself a clue.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (g1guD)


?

Like Professor Plum in the conservatory?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (0QYMt)

199 Meanwhile Alison Geroi, the er, female who hunted up info on the DHS secretary to harass her in public is whining. "Rod Rosenstein wasn't fired yesterday, but I sure was! I could use some help"

She has a GoFundMe, naturally. To pay for what, I have no idea. Those cute shoes she saw on fifth avenue, probably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:07 PM


@alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (ctuyM)

200 Yeah, I linked it on the earlier thread. But why not Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue, etc?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM
~~~~~

Oh, I get you now.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (Ri0Ku)

201 NeverScallops..you people are killing me, here...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

202

A show about gay dogshit?

Go on...

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (ejdGR)

203 Did he really write "bots?" Bwhahahaha! Where they Russian?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 25, 2018 07:15 PM (v1udk)

204 Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.


I really hope they do

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (3CFdj)

205 >>Why didn't everyone just laugh him off the stage?


CNN legitimized the creep by giving him hours of airtime. I blame them for making him a "thing."

Dems found him useful in that his alleged 3rd victim established a pattern of rapey behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (W+vEI)

206 Creepy Porn Lawyer has to prove it as the allegations are credible.

Who writes "I believe Creepy Porn Lawyer" ever?

Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (Y274z)

207 There's the open letter he wrote to Grassley with a list of demands, including detailed questions that Kavanaugh must answer (re: his drugging and gang-raping activities). Also demanded Kav withdraw. Ooops.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (W+vEI)

Well, sure, but if he's not an idiot, he used a burner phone to talk to this alleged 4 channer's stripper girlfriend, never committed anything to writing, and has long since tossed the phone in the trash.

So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.

If he's smart.

The offering a $75,000 bribe -- er, incentive pay, part could possibly get him in some trouble.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:16 PM (GBteo)

208 190 American Horror Story predicted this.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (k2d6x)

I hate that steaming pile of gay dogshit show.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

It's outstanding propaganda. These fuckers hate us and their thinking, motives, and intent is on full display on that show.

Cult was good. It bailed both sides well. Of course the wymyn won because that entire show is about in initiating the masses into our Neo-Babylonian future.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (k2d6x)

209 @alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.

Its sort of sad how many gullible leftists there are out there with ready funds. No matter who the lefty star is, they rush out to throw money at them. He's a millionaire! "So? Own the right!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

211 5 Who. Off topic but Fox just edited the video at the UN today that makes it look like they were all laughing at Trump. They skipped the middle part of it.
Posted by: Pj at September 25, 2018 06:49 PM (qlTN9)

Genocidal sub-human dictators who rule homelands of starving illiterates steeped in aids and ebola always make great audiences.

Posted by: Al Crapton at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (FAGE4)

212 Last time I was blackout drunk, Michael Avenatti put his finger in me. I identify as a woman today so you have to believe me (changed my nic and everything).
I'll tell my story for $1,000,000 and a pony.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (xEuHL)

213 Seven Thousand Dollars to such a freaking criminal.... yes indeed it seems crime does pay.
----

Alms for this poor writer? Hit my GoFundMe in nic? Uhm? Kidding, I think.

I need to win the Mega Millions tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (BjF7B)

214 and a pony.

A well hung pony.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (ejdGR)

215 "Official Denial" by Avenatti <<<<<< official denial by Kavanaugh.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (Z48ZB)

216 all the laffers are now on a list.
MAGA, baby!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM (1YQLC)

217 then after she votes build her an igloo
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:13 PM (gg7dk)

------------------------------------

It better be made of gold!!!

Posted by: Sen. Murkowski ($) at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (MuTTO)

218 That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)

Litigation privilege?

Work privilege, you mean? Or Atty / Client privilege?

(sorry, the privileges go by diff names in diff jurisdictions).

Welll, I think it's safe to say that 4 channer's stripper girlfriend never viewed him as her lawyer, so I can't see how he could claim any kind of privilege here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (GBteo)

219 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Kup jeden, a drugi dostaniesz za darmo !

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (bUjCl)

220 I'm old enough to remember when Stormy has a perfect snatch in her middle 20's.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (k2d6x)

221 Bret Baier's show at 3 minutes.
In the unedited video, Trump made a remark, someone said something from the gallery, he said "so true." Then they all laughed at the comment. CNN actually has it right.

https://tinyurl.com/ycumfchv
The Fox video on Special Report started the laughter immediately after the "in the history of the country." Which edited out the remark, which I could not hear, in between, totally changing the meaning.


Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (qlTN9)

222 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


You can do worse than pictures of fit Polish women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+)

223 I you zoom the released letter from Ford, can you make out Neil Gorsuch under the white-out?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

224 210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)



Does it involve churning butter?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (zRwJ/)

225 and a pony.

A well hung pony.
Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM


Uncle Palp has some Bronies he might lend you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (ctuyM)

226 It farking hilarious that CPL goes all Rambo with his I have a fine young woman who will testify she was drugged and raped by Kav and Cosby tale.


But he offers no proof.


The he locks his twitter account and 4 chan steps into the void.

He here's who we duped that tard, prove us wrong.


Now CPL is Naaaaaah Naaaaaaah No bro Naaaaahhh

That is all he has.

LOL

Shit. 4 chan should say that they sent the letter to DIFI since no one has seen Dr Balsy, and that DiFi agreed that she would get some lawyer to front for Balsy. That they made up Balsy, and that's why there is no internet presence. Smoke her out of the woods.

Hello 4 Chan are you reading this?



LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (9dzlp)

227 130 20 14 Chuck FU Schemer says guilty until innocent! That will come back!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 25, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


A former staffer supposedly has accused him of abuse.
______________

Great, that means he and Ellison need to resign immediately and forfeit their government pensions.

The Dims' new rules: Accused = Guilty!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:03 PM (fqUgw)

That claim appears to be bogus. No record of a legal complaint in the Hill's office of Compliance and said staffer said her name is forged, she did not make any complaint.

Posted by: Tami at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

228 "an insult to actual bags of scum" was from Dennis Miller IIRC?

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (FhXTo)

229 I was getting LatinFeels this morning, now I'm getting Fall In Love With Yosemite.
Think I prefer the Latin babes.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (gg7dk)

230 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

Must be from Uncle Palp and all his Slav-squatting.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (Ldr3U)

231 137. 'Gritty'!

Posted by: kallisto at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (8yq6P)

232 You can do muchworse than pictures of fit Polish women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 07:20 PM (ctuyM)

233 225. He'd better hurry.
* clubs brony with femur of furry *
We're starting to run out....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL)

234 222 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


You can do worse than pictures of fit Polish women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (39g3+)

It starts out with fitness pics of Slavic women and the next thing you know the site is redirecting you to a video of Milosevic's Gazimestan Speech.

SMR taking over the blog!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (4ErVI)

235 >>So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.


According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

236 point of order about believing survivors and sexual assault and all that:

1. there was no penetration
2. there was no nudity

so what is the proper category for horseplay that doesn't include 1 and 2?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (Ejm4y)

237 Dr. Ford is a NPC. I keep telling y'all this, and yet you ignore her Quest Mark every time

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (k2d6x)

238 4 chan should say that they sent the letter to DIFI since no one has seen Dr Balsy, and that DiFi agreed that she would get some lawyer to front for Balsy.

Given that she's basically a ghost, why not? It might even force them to put Dr Crazy in front of a camera and microphone.

Seriously, nobody is THAT good at scrubbing the internet, people say its forever for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (39g3+)

239 Ads? What are ads?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (MIvRT)

240 and a pony.

A well hung pony.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at September 25, 2018 07:18 PM
..........

Horsies!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (gg7dk)

241 Femur of a Furry?

Have you resorted to eating them? Oh the huge manatee of it all...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (BjF7B)

242 224
210 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.



Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)





Does it involve churning butter?

Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (zRwJ/)

eventually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (UsCnO)

243 230.
This is How We Squat.

https://youtu.be/PdlcTpu6_ME

Superior XS Projekt xardbas.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

244 Levin played a clip of Biden from 1991 during the Thomas confirmation. Biden stated that an FBI investigation is effectively useless, and that Thomas has the presumption of innocence.

Posted by: Tofer732 at September 25, 2018 07:22 PM (6+sJa)

245 Someone needs to ask Avenatti if he has seen his client and met with her face to face.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (t3qE+)

246 That's a big if. He has the duty to investigate claims made, and there is no litigation privilege without an actual case. He's kind of out on a limb here, and Kavanaugh and his allies should go scorched earth where possible to punish these people for their treachery.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner ____________

Creepy porn lawyer published those defamatory accusations about Kavanaugh without investigating the claims, and without any proof whatsoever, other than some anonymous voice on a phone.

And the accusations are libel per se, because he said Kavanaugh and Judge set up young girls to be gang raped.

Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in debt and is probably judgment proof.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

247 Quest mark so what is Ford's Cutey Mark?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (BjF7B)

248 No Mikey,

Like how you've been around here long enough to know better than to post a long string of text like that link you did upthred in the 50's.

And thank you whoever fixed it.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (g1guD)

249 235 >>So there's no way for the media or anyone to tie him to this alleged story.


According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

It's almost as if all the MSM is literal theater.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (k2d6x)

250 Quest mark so what is Ford's Cutey Mark?

A dildo? No wait, that would be Ramirez. A Hand over a mouth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:24 PM (39g3+)

251 Well, I finally got home and got started on the martinis. Both satellites were successfully deployed from the Ariane 5 rocket.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

252 >>>NeverScallops..you people are killing me, here

and he initially appeared on the food thread!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (1YQLC)

253 188 An extra 8-ball for the weekend?

Posted by: buzzion


Old people with a bad ticker plus mucho cocaine is a sure ticket to VaporLock City.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (Z4rgH)

254 TN Senate debate tonight.

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (MAstk)

255 I'll churn butter for $1,000.
This whole being a chick thing is profitable.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (xEuHL)

256 According to the 4Chan entry, he had a $20k for the "victim" that he would give her upon signing an exclusive agreement with CNN. So, there's (unsigned) paperwork that was created by him and/or CNN.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (W+vEI)

I think the money was from a third party, not CNN.

I think he was saying "If you agree to go on CNN, (ie: go public with the story), I'll pay you $75,000."

I imagine there are democrat slush fund groups out there will millions of dollars waiting to pay people like her.

I don't think CNN would risk being caught paying for a story like this -- why would they need to? I guarantee that there are third party sources for the money that would hide the origin of the funds much better than it coming directly from CNN.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (GBteo)

257 Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.

Posted by: eleven at September 25, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

Any busty Polish dames with butter churns?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

258 Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in debt and is probably judgment proof

Yeah I don't think there's any milk left to get outta that emaciated cow. I get the impression he's like 1 step ahead of the thugs with crowbars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+)

259 He'd better hurry.
* clubs brony with femur of furry *
We're starting to run out....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:21 PM (fA1SL)


General Zaroff may invite you as a guest at the Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza if you have good wrist technique.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:25 PM (0QYMt)

260 234. Seselj Vojislav did nothing wrong!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

261
Now I'm getting Polish language fitness club ads.


The Polish language has gotten a little chubby

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (TAmPV)

262
@alisongeroi (geroi = "hero" in Russian, supposedly), who's real name is Allison Hrabar, has surpassed her $7K GFM goal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Now she can afford her Genital Female Mutilation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (IqV8l)

263 Still makes me laugh.


No offense to you lawyers out there.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 06:58 PM (q1VoB)
****************
I laughed and laughed...still laughing at that one. He had that WTF look in his eyes when I pulled the trigger. Too bad he messed up a nice rug.

Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (Y274z)

264 I'll churn butter for $1,000.
This whole being a chick thing is profitable.


Good for upper body development, I bet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 07:26 PM (39g3+)

265 That claim appears to be bogus. No record of a legal complaint in the Hill's office of Compliance and said staffer said her name is forged, she did not make any complaint.

Posted by: Tami


That makes it worse! The real victim not only won't testify, she won't even use her real name!

A non-real, non-testifying non-victim must be a believed more than a non-testifying non-victim. It's simple logic!

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (P1f+c)

266 244


Clip on BIDEN.

https://tinyurl.com/y7d84rwg

Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (MAstk)

267 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

268 That was post #59, Teej. That is the original length. It was small enough to not need tinyurl.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:28 PM (0QYMt)

269 245
Someone needs to ask Avenatti if he has seen his client and met with her face to face.
-----------------

How do you tell if it is her face or her azz?

Posted by: Ed Zackery at September 25, 2018 07:28 PM (UsCnO)

270 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

=

Carpathian costumes

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (bUjCl)

271 And now the band camp everyone wants to visit

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

272 I 100% guarantee you this was a prank. I read 4chan and they were gloating pretty heavily over the last few days about it.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (jxw6R)

273 That makes it worse! The real victim not only won't testify, she won't even use her real name!

A non-real, non-testifying non-victim must be a believed more than a non-testifying non-victim. It's simple logic!
_______________

Yes, that fact that the name was forged proves that the victim was so traumatized by Schumer's assault that she doesn't feel safe enough to file a complaint in her own name.

That's proof positive that Schumer assaulted her! Believe all victims!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (fqUgw)

274 stop with the weird shit, not a doomer nor a boomer

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (1YQLC)

275 Clip on BIDEN.
Posted by: HA


Is that what his necktie calls him?

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (P1f+c)

276 270. Da. Belongs to SMR.
* rubs hands together gleefully *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

277 267 Fine. Maidens of SMR reject veak, decadent veshtern vays and rediscover glorious heritage.

https://youtu.be/syMhJMmGEIc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

Yeah good one. Six million of those views are from when Ace posted it here several years ago.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 25, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

278 in the previous thread i mentioned an article linked by freerepublic that claims chissy ford has co-authored studies on an abortion pill made by a company called corcept therapeutics. the medication has other uses she reported on and a side effect of causing abortion or miscarriage - so it's a bit of a stretch to say she's written papers on an abortion pill.

sorry about that.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (Pg+x7)

279 New theory: Dr. Ford isnt just a NPC, but a GNOME CHILD NPC.

Gnome Child is a type of non-player character featured in the massively multiplayer online roleplaying game Runescape that has gained notoriety for its tendencies to respond with bizarre and philosophical quotes when approached by the player.

Posted by: De Ferrers at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (eyNrs)

280 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

Wait a minute. I call shenanigans. I was in marching band. It was nothing like that.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (MIvRT)

281 Litigation privilege?



Work privilege, you mean? Or Atty / Client privilege?



(sorry, the privileges go by diff names in diff jurisdictions).



Welll, I think it's safe to say that 4 channer's stripper girlfriend
never viewed him as her lawyer, so I can't see how he could claim any
kind of privilege here at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:19 PM (GBteo)

Litigation privilege is a defense against defamation. You can say some pretty crazy stuff during litigation - conventionally was held to be only applicable to things said in court - but was extended beyond to activities outside court. But typically, a nexus to actual or pending litigation remained a must. There is no such privilege, here. Not smart to go defaming a sitting federal judge with easily disprovable allegations available after only a cursory investigation. His twitters is easily available evidence of intent. That's why I say it is a big if to say if he were smart.

As defamation is a state law claim, the privilege will likely vary.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (5jVnA)

282 laws to allow construction workers onto Anwar federal land."
...



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


It's ANWR

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Arctic_National_Wildlife_Refuge

The wildlife being mostly caribou flies per Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

283 277. In fairness, I DID introduce the Horde to Goga Sekulic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (fA1SL)

284 Century IV
7th Quatrain

"And lo , the Cavanauf shall fall, even into non-judgement, and the howls of those who did not listen to the Prophet were multitude, and many wept and cried "You were right.YOU WERE RIGHT".

Posted by: #nostraskankles at September 25, 2018 07:32 PM (CZWkx)

285 280
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:29 PM (BjF7B)

Wait a minute. I call shenanigans. I was in marching band. It was nothing like that.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (MIvRT)

But the bus ride home was, bow wow chicka chicka.

Posted by: Bartholomew Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (5jVnA)

286 This isn't 100% proofs but looks legit to me :

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1537917082250.png

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (jxw6R)

287 "Michael Avenatti officially denied"

Sorry, azzhole. New Rules, remember? Denial's got nuthin' to do with it. So, so guilty. Can we have all the rope you've given yourself when you're done?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)

288 how long before some anonymous female accuses Avenatti of trying to rape her in High School?
Someone flash the 4chan version of the Bat Signal light.
and for fcku sake, hasn't this guy been accused of tax cheating on a coffee shop chain business he owned? In the olden day, Lois Lerner would have been all over him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (UFyv9)

289 All due respect to his family, but thank the lord above John McVain is gone and isn't able to Gang Of 14 this Kavanaugh bullshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (XlbwU)

290
Cat's foot iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty first century schizoid man


- Q Anon

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

291 278
in the previous thread i mentioned an article linked by freerepublic
that claims chissy ford has co-authored studies on an abortion pill made
by a company called corcept therapeutics. the medication has other uses
she reported on and a side effect of causing abortion or miscarriage -
so it's a bit of a stretch to say she's written papers on an abortion
pill.



sorry about that.
----------------

it's ok.
It is more believable than if a washed up porn skank was to make claims about having sex with a guy 12 years ago, and then suddenly out of nowhere, a Creepy Lawyer shows up and represents the Porn skank in public.

Some things just are not believable. You're good to go.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UsCnO)

292 didn't Avenetti walk back his client claims today too?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (imSgd)

293 @287
Per the new rules..

The more you deny, the guiltier you are.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (kT3/m)

294 re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

295 4chan are a bunch of pussies!

- Avenatti/Lebouef 2020

Posted by: Darth Randal at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (p0nVR)

296 No way I'm buying a Clip-On Biden. Not after the low quality of the Strap-On Feinstein I bought.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (c6UIl)

297

The Washington, D.C. chapter of Antifa sent a message to Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz early Tuesday morning after chasing him out of a restaurant, telling the Texas senator that he is "not safe."

"No - you can't eat in peace - your politics are an attack on all of us You're [sic] votes are a death wish. Your votes are hate crimes," Smash Racism DC wrote. "Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

298 News from the future!
Today 05/09/2026 the Supreme Court overturned part of Roe v Wade. Judge Kavanaugh and Judge Thomas wrote for the majority saying "going forward abortions of female fetuses will be allowed. Male fetuses can not be aborted without the written consent of all the male high school classmates of the woman requesting the abortion."

Posted by: The future me at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (soDtz)

299
re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

300 All due respect to his family, but thank the lord above John McVain is gone and isn't able to Gang Of 14 this Kavanaugh bullshit.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, vote now! at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (XlbwU)


This. I join in this prayer of thanksgiving for our deliverance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (0QYMt)

301 Probably wouldn't be worth Kavanaugh's time to sue
Creepy porn lawyer though, given that he's reported to be $10 million in
debt and is probably judgment proof.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

Go upstream to the bill payers.

Posted by: Bartholomew Kavanaugh at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (5jVnA)

302 No - you can't eat in peace

Some asshole is going to get shot over this.

Posted by: DaveA at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

303 299


re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.




Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

Maybe they had two balls between them and Graham inherited the set.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (5jVnA)

304 and for fcku sake, hasn't this guy been accused of
tax cheating on a coffee shop chain business he owned? In the olden day,
Lois Lerner would have been all over him.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:33 PM (UFyv9)

Accused?
No, the case is closed, and the Wash state Department of Revenue is seeking their $3 million judgement. And there are many more cases from others that CPL ripped off.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:37 PM (UsCnO)

305 A friend went "a second mile." My car broke down 90 minutes away last Friday afternoon. Tow truck can only hold one passenger. Oops. Wifey or me? Neither. Called a friend. He was grateful. Got him out of an unpleasant meeting. I promised him a bottle of Buffalo Trace. Cannot find it anywhere in town. Put your name on a list. He will have to be happy with Makers Mark.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (3HNOQ)

306 I suspect that Avenatti is the kind of guy who went out with a girl in high school and later got beaten up by the girl's brothers.
I knew a girl like that years ago. Adorable brunette. I'd still consider marrying her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (UFyv9)

307
Addressing the United Nations General Assembly in New York this week, France's president made comments widely interpreted as targeting the United States over its withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord.

Emmanuel Macron did not name the host nation or President Donald
Trump in his remarks, but indirectly referenced Trump's ongoing effort
to sever ties with the international environmental protection pact.
"We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday.


I didn't think I could hate the French more than I already do. I was wrong.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

308 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

So I guess Antifa members never go out to dinner and Soros is paying to help buy groceries for every poor American?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (AllCR)

309 re 303: Meghan doesn't get one as a relic?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (UFyv9)

310 Can I have some water?

Posted by: John McCain at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (N1ZXu)

311 Anti-fa + canister shot = good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (BjF7B)

312 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 07:31 PM (5jVnA)

Huh. Makes completely sense, I guess I've never run across the term, or if I did it didn't stick in my brain.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (GBteo)

313 297
"No - you can't eat in peace - your politics are an attack on all of us You're [sic] votes are a death wish. Your votes are hate crimes," Smash Racism DC wrote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)


The helicopters can't come soon enough.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

314 See @79 Mikey.

And someone partially fixed it, while I was typing my first comment by pulling the box in to right at the end of your link.

Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (g1guD)

315 Look on the bright side, if the left starts segregating public places based on political views, we'll get the cleaner bathrooms.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (MIvRT)

316 311
Anti-fa + canister shot = good idea?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:39 PM (BjF7B)


Laser guided, high velocity, 50 caliber genital cuffs.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (9dzlp)

317 "We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday.


****
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)

Well, boo firgin hoo.

Let's all remember that next D-Day.



Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Z48ZB)

318 Trump needs to tweet the real footage where they did not laugh at him, versus the Fox Fake News footage edited to make it look like they did.


IF that is what happened. Cuz that is just leftist propaganda if true, and Fox she be made to answer for their lies. and it is a lie IF that happened as some here claim.

Call these fluckers out, get them fired.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Cus5s)

319 315
Look on the bright side, if the left starts segregating public places based on political views, we'll get the cleaner bathrooms.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (MIvRT)


You seem to be a bright side of things guy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (9dzlp)

320 Dear Ted Cruz,
Get familiar with the frozen food section at the market. I recommend the DiGeornos pizza, the rotisserie chicken and the sub sandwiches.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (3HNOQ)

321 Yahoo News: U.N. Laughs As Trumps Touts His Accomplishments
Never thought Fox News and Yahoo would have something in common

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (MIvRT)

322 I didn't think I could hate the French more than I already do. I was wrong.

Posted by: Under Fire

One of the upsides of the muslim invasion of Europe is that in a few years, there won't be anymore French.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (xEuHL)

323
"Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."


That's like a Yelp review and protest message rolled up in one

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

324 re 307: didn't Macron push his way through some photo op so he could stand next to Trump last year? I could be wrong except that it's seared into my horse faced memory

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (UFyv9)

325 ""We will no longer sign commercial agreements with powers that do not
respect the Paris accord," Macron told the global audience on Tuesday."

But who will you sell all of that stinky cheese and over-priced wine too?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (0QYMt)

326 Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 07:38 PM (r9UYA)



Well, boo firgin hoo.



Let's all remember that next D-Day.









Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2018 07:41 PM (Z48ZB)


How many times we gotta save your ass?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (9dzlp)

327 btw, I like Ted Cruz. I voted for Ted Cruz. But shit, doesn't your wife know how to cook?


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (3HNOQ)

328 Hey everybody.

'Avenatti' is Italian for pig, right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (feaxc)

329 re 323: Hillary would never dine there, she and Bill prefer Mickey D's

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (UFyv9)

330 Posted by: teej at September 25, 2018 07:40 PM (g1guD)

Well what do you know....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (0QYMt)

331 Unlike Sarah Huckabee, I hope Ted Cruz did NOT pay the bill.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (3HNOQ)

332 Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

LOL

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (MIvRT)

333
How many times we gotta save your ass?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Twice is two times too many.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (IqV8l)

334 LOL. Doing some window-shopping at Amazon.

Cher's new album is entirely made up of... Abba covers.

Mia Farrow is still living in 1991 and Cher's still living in 2001.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (feaxc)

335 Cat's foot iron claw

Neurosurgeons scream for more

At paranoia's poison door

Twenty first century schizoid man

- Q AnonPosted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

Said the late man to the straight manWhere have you beenI've been here and I've been there
And I've been in between


Rape!

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (TUU1F)

336 Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:43 PM (3HNOQ)

He should have told the protestors to all chip in for his tab since they love socialism so much.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (MIvRT)

337 323


"Tonight Senator Ted Cruz arrived at Fiola, an upscale restaurant
mere steps from the White House, to enjoy a hearty Italian dinner. He
could have dined on a lavish four course meal for only $145 while
millions of Americans struggle to buy groceries. He might have sampled
from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages."





That's like a Yelp review and protest message rolled up in one

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic Weat September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (TAmPV)


Well the soup was cold and the jackbooted thugs sort of hurried the main course. All in all 1 star.

Posted by: Ted Cruz's Yelp Review at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (9dzlp)

338 Dear Macron,
We will always have California wines, most of which are superior to French wines.


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (3HNOQ)

339 Ugh, gotta stop using firefox

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (TUU1F)

340 299


re 289: and since McCain joined the Choir Invisible, it seems like Sen Graham has miraculously grown a set.




Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)

I have noticed that. Near miraculous change, that.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 07:36 PM (imSgd)

"Daddy! daddy! Every time a bell rings, a fairy grows it's things!"

"That's right, Zuzu!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (UsCnO)

341 it's nice to have good friends, JAS.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 07:45 PM (1YQLC)

342 Macron: lip service versus results.

How about if you don't sign deals with countries that are increasing their CO2 output, and only sign them with countries that are working towards your silly accord's goals, whether they signed on or not?

Nah, never mind, it's never been about the environment, it's all about the virtue signaling.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (P1f+c)

343 Macron is going to have to institute a muz tax cause he has no country left.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (GHwQU)

344
kinda funny how the Leftists never had a problem with hugely expensive taxpayer paid meals when obama was prez and people were starving and children were languishing in cages.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

345 333
How many times we gotta save your ass?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Twice is two times too many.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2018 07:44 PM (IqV8l)


Yeah, if we just sat on our hands and let the Germans win WWI, there probably wouldn't have been a WWII.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

346 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

347 One of the upsides of the muslim invasion of Europe is that in a few years, there won't be anymore French.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:42 PM (xEuHL)
------------------

The Swedes are getting the blond bred out of their women even faster than the French.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO)

348 Makes you wonder what McPlanecrash had on Graham

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 25, 2018 07:48 PM (OOH1c)

349 He might have sampled
from the top shelf wine list as migrant children languish in cages.


Everybody knows migrant children languish in cages during desert and coffee.
Philistines.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (xEuHL)

350 346 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.
Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

Just send him a ziplocked bag of baby powder for his Gimp Suit. That should make him happy.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (k2d6x)

351 Next Cher will cover the songs of Ace of Base

https://youtu.be/d73tiBBzvFM

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (BjF7B)

352 The Swede women are not bearing children. Only the invaders are.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (3HNOQ)

353 347. Yup. We all want an end to the Frogs and Icebacks, but not like this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (fA1SL)

354 Posted by: weirdflunky at September 25, 2018 07:12 PM (fQwil)

Thanks for the update, Red alerted me and I was just about to also include him on tomorrow's prayer list

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 07:49 PM (AllCR)

355 thursday hi I am brett kavenaugh the 40 year old virgin they made a movie about me!

Posted by: wammo at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (DqAdr)

356 Nood.

Posted by: Princess Ludwiga the Deplorabitch at September 25, 2018 07:50 PM (xEuHL)

357 just in time for wammotroll to stink up this one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (N1ZXu)

358 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.


Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ
**************************
email or call-
Murkowski, Collins, Flake, Corker and Sasse.
One day their sons, brothers, nephews etc. could be accused of sexual assault because they will be setting up a whole new set of rules.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 07:51 PM (hECVl)

359 re 344: so how many celebrity affairs has Trump had at the White House? None? Philistine!!
well, ok one, but he's married to her. Ha, I kill me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (UFyv9)

360 When almost 1 in 10 in a country like Sweden is not native, then yes there will be problems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (BjF7B)

361 Avenatti is the face of the Demokkkrat Party... pure scum.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (hECVl)

362 #IBelieve4chan

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 07:52 PM (59GGI)

363 LOL, Brett said "It was many years after High School that I had intercourse."
I too was a virgin through H.S.
Can't be part of a gang rape and keep you virginity.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:53 PM (3HNOQ)

364 31 Proceeding with a knowingly false media campaign could lose him his law license, couldn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 06:53 PM (oVJmc)


In New York]/i]?

Surely you jest.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (59GGI)

365 344

kinda funny how the Leftists never had a problem with hugely
expensive taxpayer paid meals when obama was prez and people were
starving and children were languishing in cages.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)
At least those kids weren't stuck in Mitt Romney's dog kennel on top of his car.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)

366

Sorry, azzhole. New Rules, remember? Denial's got nuthin' to do with it. So, so guilty. Can we have all the rope you've given yourself when you're done?


Equality, the great equalizer.

Thingy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:57 PM (HaL55)

367

Can't be part of a gang rape and keep you virginity.


Quality control is an essential component in any organization.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 25, 2018 07:59 PM (HaL55)

368 My friend has two dogs I'll call 'Nacho' and 'Consuela.' She loves Nacho, thinks he can do no wrong, and blames all naughtiness on Consuela.

Now, I like both dogs, but prefer Consuela, so I always defend her against my friend's baseless accusations and heavy-handed enforcement of biased, arbitrary, and capricious rules.

My defense of this dog makes me a better attorney than Avenatti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (Sbb4A)

369 Creepy Porn Lawyer is a pimp, but not the good kind, the kind that makes women work for him and they get the wire coat hanger whether they earned it or not.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:00 PM (1g7ch)

370 Is Jeff Flake the ghey ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2018 07:00 PM (M+Lyo)


I say yes. He loves having manly man photos taken of himself. He's easily as narcissistic as Cock Curious without the daddy issues.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 25, 2018 08:01 PM (y7DUB)

371 TuCa kicks off with a Crucible cut - Crucible being the libs favorite allegory about false accusations being taken in faith.

It's ironic because the Crucible was about about false accusations against commie POSs, now its the commie POSs make the accusations.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 25, 2018 08:03 PM (1g7ch)

372 Yeah, if we just sat on our hands and let the Germans win WWI, there probably wouldn't have been a WWII.

Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

But then we wouldn't have the "literally Hitler" meme!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Consulting Services,VLLC at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (n9EOP)

373 The most enjoyable thing I saw today (don't recall where) was some news bitch saying that - unexpectedly - conservatives have been fired up by the Kavanaugh hearings. Just couldn't grasp how that was possible.

I'm beginning to suspect that both sides think they're playing a game in which low score wins. Battle of the idiots or something like that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 08:04 PM (59GGI)

374 Maybe the 4chan guys are saying they broke the phone but really they didn't??

Posted by: sunny at September 25, 2018 08:06 PM (XBatu)

375 I was thinking of writing Sen. Graham a note. But I have nothing to complain about.

Posted by: JAS at September 25, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

Send him a nice thank you note. Good behavior is to be encouraged.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 25, 2018 08:08 PM (imSgd)

376 Creepy Porn Lawyer lies again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 25, 2018 08:11 PM (pw+jk)

377 Damn, how much money does it take for rinos and progs to sell themselves? Sad that they fear antifa and said ilk rather than the idiots the voted them in. Eff them all, I'm just a sucker who pays taxes just to get kicked in the 5 hole.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 25, 2018 08:15 PM (oFsfu)

378 Now if someone accused the creepy porn lawyer of doing some sexual harassment, THAT I'd be inclined to believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 08:18 PM (vnpiz)

379 338 Dear Macron,
We will always have California wines, most of which are superior to French wines.

I'm in Montana and I can get good wine 5 miles from me. Local winery that sources its grapes from columbia and willamette valleys mostly.

Posted by: free tibet at September 25, 2018 08:19 PM (EY4jv)

380 "LOL, Brett said "It was many years after High School that I had intercourse."
*****
I really wish Kavanaugh hadn't said that last night. Let's just hope he was telling the truth and some girl doesn't show up and challenge it. Because, if he lies about something like this, then people might wonder what else he would lie about.

Posted by: sillyme at September 25, 2018 08:39 PM (Ak/B3)

381 4chan would certainly have motive to punk him. He threatened them in July: https://twitter.com/Sunrise51052/status/1044693751312961536

Posted by: Jane at September 25, 2018 08:57 PM (IoEGj)

382 Your concern is noted.

Posted by: dagny at September 25, 2018 09:12 PM (nRWPy)

383 Iasonas, like I said, the Fox tape took out the comment in the middle. The audience was actually laughing at what someone shouted out in the audience.

Posted by: PJ at September 25, 2018 09:15 PM (qlTN9)

384 "Wait, he didn't already have those?"
Not those two from 4chan.

Posted by: Dusty at September 25, 2018 09:44 PM (5cY9W)

385 If Ted Cruz had body slammed the guy when he tried to block his wife, Ted would been up by at least 20 points. Next time use the Camel Clutch Ted!!!

Posted by: RGallegos at September 25, 2018 11:20 PM (59GQk)

386 122 Murkowski appears to be reeling it in a little bit. Says she no longer wants FBI investigation. Erick Erickson: "Cocaine Mitch strikes again?"
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

Where are you getting that? I don't see it.

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 01:13 AM (aK8Pt)

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